1. BEWARE THE DOG KILLERCopy !req
2. WHO ARE...
JESUS AND THE BRIDES OF DRACULA?Copy !req
3. Your rent is seriously overdue.
You have 5 days to pay or be evicted.Copy !req
4. - Hey, mom.
- Hi, honey. How are you?Copy !req
5. - I'm okay.
- Good.Copy !req
6. - Good. Are you at work?
- Uh, yeah, it's kind of a busy day.Copy !req
7. Oh, I wanted to tell you this:
7th Heaven is playing on TCM tonight.Copy !req
8. - Mom, I don't have cable.
- Aw, shoot, that's too bad.Copy !req
9. It's a great Janet Gaynor movie from 1927.Copy !req
10. - She's one of your favorites, right?
- Janet Gaynor? Yes!Copy !req
11. Since I was a little girl,
I've always admired her.Copy !req
12. - She's so talented and beautiful...
- Yeah. Well...Copy !req
13. - I better get back to work.
- Okay.Copy !req
14. - I'm giving you a big hug over the phone.
- Thanks.Copy !req
15. - Love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
16. - Have a good week, honey.
- Bye.Copy !req
17. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
18. Come on, my little sweety pup.Copy !req
19. It's swimming time.Copy !req
20. Hey!Copy !req
21. Hey,
could you please turn your music down?Copy !req
22. It's quiet as it gets.Copy !req
23. Thanks, all right.Copy !req
24. Come here, Coca Cola.
Oh, we love this song, don't we?Copy !req
25. Mmm, we love this song.Copy !req
26. Fuck!Copy !req
27. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
28. Good to see you, um...Copy !req
29. - It's... for the role.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
30. - Uh, come in, come in.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
31. So, weirdly,
I had an audition around the corner,Copy !req
32. and I thought you might
wanna've lunch together.Copy !req
33. You like sushi, right?Copy !req
34. Yeah. Wow. Thanks.Copy !req
35. Thanks.Copy !req
36. What's that smell?Copy !req
37. Well...Copy !req
38. - There're a lot of skunks around here...
- Oh.Copy !req
39. in the woods by the golf course. So...Copy !req
40. always spraying.
Can't do anything about it.Copy !req
41. Oh.Copy !req
42. - I love your poster.
- Thanks.Copy !req
43. I actually saw him perform in a concert,
believe it or not.Copy !req
44. - Wow. Is it signed?
- Yeah. Recently and actually,Copy !req
45. I know a girl who knows his daughter.
So I have his signature.Copy !req
46. It's really cool.Copy !req
47. We're reporting live outside
the Hollywood EstateCopy !req
48. of Billionaire Mogul Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
49. Sevence has apparently gone
missing after a late nightCopy !req
50. fishing trip off the
coast of Catalina Island.Copy !req
51. - Witnesses claim...
- Unbelievable.Copy !req
52. they have seen him
returning to the mainland,Copy !req
53. and his car, a 1935 Duesenberg,
has yet to be located.Copy !req
54. Jeff, I love you.Copy !req
55. Your family loves you.Copy !req
56. - We love you, dad.
- We love you, daddy.Copy !req
57. Aw.Copy !req
58. I know we're gonna see you again soon.Copy !req
59. I know you're alive. I can feel it.Copy !req
60. We're offering a $ 2 million reward for any
information that helps us find my husband.Copy !req
61. I beg you for your help.Copy !req
62. Please, bring daddy home.Copy !req
63. What is that?Copy !req
64. - It's the neighbors, they've a parrot.
- Oh.Copy !req
65. - What's it saying?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
66. "Not a friend"?Copy !req
67. Maybe.Copy !req
68. - Hard to say.
- Hm.Copy !req
69. My favorite issue.Copy !req
70. Why this one?Copy !req
71. Oh... I found it in my, uh...Copy !req
72. in my dad's tool box
when I was really young.Copy !req
73. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
74. - Did you steal it?
- Hm-mm.Copy !req
75. I, um...Copy !req
76. The girl on the cover was the
first I ever masturbated to.Copy !req
77. Hm-mmm.Copy !req
78. - She's pretty.
- I know, huh.Copy !req
79. The first thing I ever masturbated toCopy !req
80. was probably a rerun of Charles in Charge.Copy !req
81. Oh, my god, that's awesome.Copy !req
82. Yep, I'm pretty cool.Copy !req
83. What are these?Copy !req
84. Hey, no, don't. Oh...Copy !req
85. No, don't. Don't. I'll wrap it up.Copy !req
86. Okay.Copy !req
87. Sorry. I, uh...Copy !req
88. Come on. Go on.Copy !req
89. Good dog.Copy !req
90. "Rotterdam"?Copy !req
91. I don't think so.Copy !req
92. Come on.Copy !req
93. What you're looking at?Copy !req
94. That damn bird.Copy !req
95. "Only I know the secrets of Silver Lake.Copy !req
96. "In time I will reveal the truth
behind the mysterious crimes,Copy !req
97. murders and disappearancesCopy !req
98. "within this cursed community.Copy !req
99. "I have the answers.Copy !req
100. "I will reveal all...Copy !req
101. under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
102. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
103. You know who writes that?Copy !req
104. Yeah, a local guy.Copy !req
105. Strange, but nice.Copy !req
106. Did he come in here ever?Copy !req
107. Sure. I've seen him.Copy !req
108. I give you, like, 5 bucks,
if you pass my number on to him.Copy !req
109. I don't know.Copy !req
110. Come on. I like his working.Copy !req
111. I'd like to meet him.Copy !req
112. You're just passing on a number,
it's not...Copy !req
113. Okay, sure,
but I don't need your 5 dollars.Copy !req
114. Hello.Copy !req
115. Hey.Copy !req
116. Hm, look at that, Coca Cola,
this nice man bought you a treat.Copy !req
117. Will you say thank you?Copy !req
118. - His name is Coca Cola?
- Yeah. Dependable as sunshine.Copy !req
119. - Is that a coke's lady?
- Yeah.Copy !req
120. An old one, I think.Copy !req
121. My great-great-grandma used to say
that she was a pretty smart lady.Copy !req
122. What kind of dog do you have?Copy !req
123. Oh, um...Copy !req
124. my dog died recently.Copy !req
125. Oh.Copy !req
126. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
127. Thanks.Copy !req
128. Well, it was nice meeting you.Copy !req
129. Yeah.Copy !req
130. - Yeah, I liked meeting you.
- Um...Copy !req
131. Do you want to come in for a moment,
have a drink?Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. I saw you spying on me earlier.Copy !req
134. No, I was not...Copy !req
135. At the pool.Copy !req
136. - Were you masturbating?
- No!Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. - It's not that strange. I masturbate.
- Me too, but...Copy !req
139. - Doesn't everyone?
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
140. I was just looking.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. I believe you.Copy !req
143. You wanna get stoned?Copy !req
144. Yeah. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
145. I think this is it, kids.Copy !req
146. A great big room full of nothing
but rich millionaires and us.Copy !req
147. That's pretty. What is that?
Is there an engraving there?Copy !req
148. - Yeah, from an old boyfriend.
- Mmm.Copy !req
149. Old boyfriend?Copy !req
150. - Hm-mm.
- Hm.Copy !req
151. Do you like my tattoo?Copy !req
152. Is that real?Copy !req
153. No, just temporary.
Came with a pack of gum.Copy !req
154. Thank God, it's temporary.Copy !req
155. - You like that, monsieur?
- Comme ci, comme ça.Copy !req
156. - That guy's really the end of the line.
- Still think he's kind of cute.Copy !req
157. Who is he?Copy !req
158. I know you think it's gross.Copy !req
159. Like, when I was sick in day school...Copy !req
160. I ate my saltines and
not my chicken noodles,Copy !req
161. and with orange juice it was delicious.Copy !req
162. It's like I've discovered an...Copy !req
163. unknown combination...Copy !req
164. that no one should die without trying.Copy !req
165. Sarah, were home...Copy !req
166. - and we brought somebody.
- Okay!Copy !req
167. Don't you wanna go to a bar or anything?Copy !req
168. I should probably call it a night.Copy !req
169. Oh. Really?Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. I just want a drink.
I mean I don't wanna go home right now.Copy !req
172. Um, not tonight. But, come over tomorrow.
Actually, we can lay here.Copy !req
173. Look.Copy !req
174. What do you think?Copy !req
175. That's weird.Copy !req
176. A little late in the summer
to do fireworks, isn't it?Copy !req
177. The leftovers, I guess.Copy !req
178. Yeah.Copy !req
179. Okay.Copy !req
180. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
181. See you tomorrow?Copy !req
182. Okay.Copy !req
183. Better.Copy !req
184. Fuck.Copy !req
185. Fuck!Copy !req
186. That one's for you.Copy !req
187. I write my name on this car.Copy !req
188. I like this.Copy !req
189. It is so hard, you could not erase.Copy !req
190. Oh, man.Copy !req
191. Hey, come on, let's go!Copy !req
192. What the hell, man?Copy !req
193. Everyone in L.A. is wondering,
where is Jefferson Sevence?Copy !req
194. This man had literally been the face
of the city for decades,Copy !req
195. with his charity work,
his death defying daredevil antics,Copy !req
196. his Hollywood production company,Copy !req
197. the New York Eve's telecast,
his public appearancesCopy !req
198. and award shows, the Rose Parade...Copy !req
199. and that list just goes on and on.Copy !req
200. "Silver Lake and the east
side of Los Angeles...Copy !req
201. "were originally built around
the silent films studios.Copy !req
202. "Back then the area was known as Edendale.Copy !req
203. "In 1978 a Silverlake resident
discovered a can of film in his basement.Copy !req
204. "In the movie a young man holds a note
in front of the camera.Copy !req
205. "It reads: 'No one will ever be happy here
until all the dogs are dead.'Copy !req
206. "He then shoots himself
in the head with a pistol.Copy !req
207. "The man was an aspiring actor who saw
himself as the next Douglas Fairbanks.Copy !req
208. "He was said to have
been jealous of animals,Copy !req
209. "specifically citing a deep contempt
for Teddy the Wonder Dog.Copy !req
210. "He resented the dog's success
and blamed all dogs for his failed life.Copy !req
211. "This author believes the suicide
of this obscure and failed actorCopy !req
212. "might be the origin or impetus
for the modern day dog killer.Copy !req
213. "Is Edendale cursed?Copy !req
214. "For now the answers remain hidden...Copy !req
215. "deep below the surface...Copy !req
216. under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
217. "Under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
218. What if the owner don't show up?Copy !req
219. - Then I think they'll gas 'em.
- Huh?Copy !req
220. You can take them to the dog home,
are you, pa?Copy !req
221. They moved out.Copy !req
222. How does that not make sense?Copy !req
223. Who moves out in the middle of the night?Copy !req
224. They wanted to leave.Copy !req
225. They've forfeited their deposit,
paid the lease,Copy !req
226. they moved out. Nothing strange about it.Copy !req
227. I don't understand why she didn't tell me.Copy !req
228. I don't know. Maybe she didn't like you.Copy !req
229. Maybe she knows your poor
and haven't paid your rent.Copy !req
230. Maybe she doesn't want
to date a homeless man.Copy !req
231. Speaking of rent: This isn't personal,Copy !req
232. but I want you to know you'll be forcibly
removed if you can't pay in the next 4 days.Copy !req
233. Yeah, I couldn't even find her online.Copy !req
234. Huh.Copy !req
235. - That's weird, huh?
- I know.Copy !req
236. - What you're gonna do?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
237. Have you heard about these dog killers?Copy !req
238. Um... Are there more than one?Copy !req
239. Who knows? It's just...Copy !req
240. It's creepy.Copy !req
241. I mean it's bad enough to get mugged,
but that someone stabs your dog...Copy !req
242. - in front of your eyes, it's traumatizing.
- Yeah, totally, huh?Copy !req
243. Ow.Copy !req
244. LOST DOGCopy !req
245. 15 YEARS OLD - COOKIE - REWARDCopy !req
246. BOAT RENTALSCopy !req
247. Fuck.Copy !req
248. Welcome to purgatory.Copy !req
249. Good to be here.Copy !req
250. - Yeah, sometimes I think about things.
- Use it wisely.Copy !req
251. All these holy trinities of women,
thriving like plants under the heat...Copy !req
252. of the cities male gaze.
Three, three, three... three, three...Copy !req
253. Jesus, we love you!Copy !req
254. Is Jesus still here,
or did he leave already?Copy !req
255. I'm not sure.Copy !req
256. - He's with one of the brides, I think.
- Romantically? - Probably.Copy !req
257. He sure does seem to be making us
await for our hour with him.Copy !req
258. - One bride at a time.
- He's a romantic.Copy !req
259. You don't become a bride
without fucking Jesus.Copy !req
260. If he wasn't so handsome he'd
never get around with it.Copy !req
261. Blessed by the Holy Father, I guess.Copy !req
262. Hey, do you know this girl?Copy !req
263. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
264. Hey! Fuck you! Seriously!Copy !req
265. Get the fuck out of here!
It's the ladies room.Copy !req
266. Piece of shit! Asshole!Copy !req
267. Why we won't name ourselves
"Jesus and the brides of Frankenstein".Copy !req
268. Because there is so much
aphorism and pop-culture,Copy !req
269. we were worried the whole
thing might tire someone.Copy !req
270. Yeah, I can see why you were worried.Copy !req
271. - What you're doing here?
- Hey, Allen.Copy !req
272. Nice to see you.Copy !req
273. - Is that a woman's blouse?
- I guess so. - Guess?Copy !req
274. - What you're doing? Working?
- Yes, of course. How about you?Copy !req
275. Yeah... working... thinking about
things... a lot. How does the world work?Copy !req
276. Why we're swimming on roof tops
when there's an ocean right over there?Copy !req
277. - Uh, I don't have the answers.
- Who does? Nobody does.Copy !req
278. Hey, do you know a red-haired,
a blonde and a brunette...Copy !req
279. that drive a white convertible rabbit?Copy !req
280. No,
but I'm looking forward to meeting them.Copy !req
281. I gonna see if I can track them down.Copy !req
282. - I like that dress. Hi.
- Hi. Thanks, Allen.Copy !req
283. Oh, my god. Take a look.Copy !req
284. - Isn't that Millicent Sevence?
- I think it is.Copy !req
285. What is she doing here?
Isn't her dad kidnapped or something?Copy !req
286. - It's not, like, a classy move.
- Well, hard to know, uh, hard to knowCopy !req
287. what a person might do
when they're in pain.Copy !req
288. I'm doing a secret solo show tomorrow at
Hollywood Forever. If you wanna come...Copy !req
289. Yes. I'd love to.Copy !req
290. This is your ticket.Copy !req
291. Don't eat or break it.
If it's missing anything,Copy !req
292. even a crumb, they won't let you in.Copy !req
293. Thank you.Copy !req
294. I'm doing a secret solo show tomorrow...Copy !req
295. - Oh, my god.
- What?Copy !req
296. - Looks like they've found Millicent's dad.
- Hm? Really?Copy !req
297. His body was burned or something.Copy !req
298. He's dead?Copy !req
299. Yeah.Copy !req
300. Does she know?Copy !req
301. Hello?Copy !req
302. Hi. One of the guys of the
bookstore gave me your number.Copy !req
303. You said you wanted to talk to me?Copy !req
304. Oh, sure. Yeah. Hi. Uh...Copy !req
305. Yeah, I read your magazine and I wanted
to ask you some more questions about it.Copy !req
306. Is there a good time for us to meet?Copy !req
307. Sure, of course.
I'm actually writing all day tomorrow.Copy !req
308. I'm finishing a new issue of
"Under the Silver Lake".Copy !req
309. But you're welcome to stop at the house.Copy !req
310. - Uh, well, can you text me your address?
- Yeah, I can do that.Copy !req
311. Okay, great. I'll see you then.Copy !req
312. - Bye.
- Okay. Bye.Copy !req
313. Fuck.Copy !req
314. We're looking at the footage of the
crime scene discovered earlier tonight.Copy !req
315. The burning car, a 1935 Duesenberg,Copy !req
316. was spotted by a resident who
immediately called the authorities.Copy !req
317. Now, it's hard to believe that
the L.A. police chief hasCopy !req
318. confirmed that the remains are
those of Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
319. As reported earlier,
Sevence was found dead in his carCopy !req
320. with the bodies of three women,
believed to be prostitutes.Copy !req
321. In addition, some unnamed sources have
leaked a very odd detail about the case.Copy !req
322. Apparently the remains of a dog,Copy !req
323. a breed known as Bichon Frise,Copy !req
324. were found in the purse
of one of the victims.Copy !req
325. This has officially become a very grizzling
and puzzling murder investigation.Copy !req
326. I'm joined now by...Copy !req
327. Fuck.Copy !req
328. Who is the Owl's Kiss?Copy !req
329. The Owl's Kiss is a
lost legend of folklore.Copy !req
330. Just as terrifying as the Wolfman
or Frankenstein's Monster.Copy !req
331. She is a woman who arrives in the night,
through windows and locked doors,Copy !req
332. naked except for her mask
of taxidermied owl skin.Copy !req
333. She seduces men and women alike,
killing them in their sleep.Copy !req
334. This beautiful spectre is
responsible for dozensCopy !req
335. of deaths within the Los Angeles basin,Copy !req
336. though she has yet to be
mentioned by mainstream media.Copy !req
337. Theories abound as to her motives.Copy !req
338. This author believes she may
be a member of a longstandingCopy !req
339. American cult with origins
in trade and finance.Copy !req
340. It's the unlucky soul who finds himself
the recipient of an owl's kiss.Copy !req
341. What a bunch of bullshit.Copy !req
342. I can't believe Jefferson Sevence is dead.Copy !req
343. It looks like every year more
and more celebrities decease.Copy !req
344. People I grew up with just die.Copy !req
345. Dick Clark, Elizabeth Taylor,
Johnny Carson...Copy !req
346. Everybody dies.Copy !req
347. Even those people that you
think would be here forever.Copy !req
348. What were those pages on your nightstand?Copy !req
349. - The ones with the scribbles on it.
- Aw, it was nothing.Copy !req
350. Come on, tell me, I wanna know.Copy !req
351. Well, have you ever heard about, um, oldCopy !req
352. record albums having satanic messages on
'em if you play them backwards?Copy !req
353. Sure.Copy !req
354. Well, I was watching Wheel of Fortune,
and I noticed that Vanna White did this...Copy !req
355. a little pattern of
glance that I saw of her.Copy !req
356. She looked straight ahead, to the right,
to the left, and then back again.Copy !req
357. I was wondering: Is that random? Is
there a reason, like a pattern behind it?Copy !req
358. And if there is, maybe there's
something new in that pattern, so...Copy !req
359. I started taking notes while it happened.Copy !req
360. Passed seven month that I keep record.Copy !req
361. I've just be thinking:Copy !req
362. Why do we just assume that all thisCopy !req
363. infrastructure and entertainment
and open information and this beamingCopy !req
364. all over the place, all the time,
and every single home on the planetCopy !req
365. is exactly what we're told it is?Copy !req
366. Maybe there're people out there
who are more important than us,Copy !req
367. more powerful and wealthier than us,Copy !req
368. that are communicating things
and seeing things in theCopy !req
369. world that are meant only for them,
and not for us?Copy !req
370. I think it's fucking ridiculous to assume
that media has just purpose, right?Copy !req
371. Hm, yeah.Copy !req
372. Oh, you think that's weird.Copy !req
373. - A little.
- Okay.Copy !req
374. Don't you ever think that maybe rich
people know something that you and I don't?Copy !req
375. A good restaurant... maybe.Copy !req
376. Look, don't take this the wrong way,
but you smell so bad...Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- ... and I... I think I should get going.Copy !req
378. - Don't you want thanks for the juice?
- I'll be back when the smell goes away.Copy !req
379. Now Vanna White. Vanna is from Atlanta,Copy !req
380. and she is...Copy !req
381. a professional model.Copy !req
382. Come on in! The water is still refreshing.Copy !req
383. MOVIE AUDITIONSCopy !req
384. - Christ!
- Ough!Copy !req
385. - It's truly creepy, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
386. I don't even walk my dog anymore.Copy !req
387. - We use a litter box.
- Hell.Copy !req
388. What's that smell?Copy !req
389. Oh! I don't know.Copy !req
390. - I smell it, too.
- Oh, god! Aw!Copy !req
391. Fuck!Copy !req
392. Hey, that's my car!Copy !req
393. - Hey, don't! You can't take my car! Please!
- It's my job, man.Copy !req
394. You can't keep it if you
can't make the payments.Copy !req
395. I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOWCopy !req
396. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
397. Come on in.Copy !req
398. - Thanks.
- You want a beer?Copy !req
399. - Yeah, please.
- Hot day and a cold beer.Copy !req
400. What are these masks?Copy !req
401. They're life masks.Copy !req
402. What's a life mask?Copy !req
403. Um, it's a resin casting
of famous people's faces.Copy !req
404. Th... They're all real, and truly life
representations of these amazing people.Copy !req
405. Most of them are from film productions,Copy !req
406. some were cast by a sculpture or statue
construction, like, um, Lincoln's.Copy !req
407. That's his real face?Copy !req
408. And this is, um...Copy !req
409. Johnny Depp next to...Copy !req
410. Grace Kelly.Copy !req
411. Hm.Copy !req
412. I really need to get a family.Copy !req
413. So that I have somebody to leave this to,
right?Copy !req
414. These people, they...Copy !req
415. they need to be remembered.Copy !req
416. Stay quiet.Copy !req
417. - What?
- It means "stay quiet".Copy !req
418. It's, uh, a hobo-code.Copy !req
419. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. Hobos and rail riders used
it a lot in the 1930's.Copy !req
421. Here.Copy !req
422. Take a look.Copy !req
423. They used it to let people know
who was cool, who wasn't...Copy !req
424. what houses offered food,
if there was a doctor in town thatCopy !req
425. might be sympathetic to travelers.
That sort of thing.Copy !req
426. Okay. So why is it in Sarah's room?Copy !req
427. And...Copy !req
428. - who they're telling to be quiet?
- I don't know.Copy !req
429. Maybe you.Copy !req
430. There's been this rash ofCopy !req
431. lost and found signsCopy !req
432. for dogs,Copy !req
433. humans,Copy !req
434. musical instruments...Copy !req
435. All over the past 2 years.Copy !req
436. Something really big is going on.Copy !req
437. I know it.Copy !req
438. And you think any of this
could be connected to Sarah?Copy !req
439. Of course.Copy !req
440. It could be a lot of things. Um...Copy !req
441. sex and drug trafficking,
the cult of whale,Copy !req
442. the dog killer... I don't know.Copy !req
443. Lately, I just assume thatCopy !req
444. the Owl's Kiss has something
to do with everything.Copy !req
445. Mmm, I'm not so sure about that.Copy !req
446. Do you have a dollar bill on you?Copy !req
447. I might.Copy !req
448. Here.Copy !req
449. Take a look.Copy !req
450. That's the sign from the Owl's Kiss.
Right there,Copy !req
451. on every dollar bill in this country.Copy !req
452. With every transaction
we're interact by her law.Copy !req
453. Any household that eats,
lives or tradesCopy !req
454. under her eyes is subject
to her jurisdiction.Copy !req
455. Our world is filled with codes, pacts,Copy !req
456. user agreements, subliminal messages...Copy !req
457. Here.Copy !req
458. Here. Here.Copy !req
459. Words and symbols,
hidden in printed advertising,Copy !req
460. sexual innuendo connected to corporations.Copy !req
461. Ideologies used when we're
adapted to free will,Copy !req
462. but are actually a result
of hidden messages.Copy !req
463. Okay. So if there're messages
that aren't subliminalCopy !req
464. but that are meant only
for certain people?Copy !req
465. Of course.Copy !req
466. That's as common as tits and hamburgers.Copy !req
467. - What's with all the cameras?
- I'm trying to protect myself.Copy !req
468. Do you know how many people
have died from the Owl's Kiss?Copy !req
469. No, I don't.Copy !req
470. I got the place all wired up.Copy !req
471. Nobody gets in here without me knowing,
right?Copy !req
472. Here it is. Here it is.Copy !req
473. I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.Copy !req
474. I bought this from another
collector 5 years ago.Copy !req
475. I'm convinced that mapCopy !req
476. is the key to everything I've
been searching for my whole life.Copy !req
477. Seriously?Copy !req
478. Seriously.Copy !req
479. Well, I think all you have to doCopy !req
480. is mark now where the
characters are hidingCopy !req
481. and then send them this
contest card right here.Copy !req
482. No, it's not about this piece of toy. It's
the map. It's geographically the scaleCopy !req
483. from Silver Lake to the Hollywood Hills.Copy !req
484. It is guiding me somewhere important.Copy !req
485. And one of these days I will crack it.Copy !req
486. Hey, man.Copy !req
487. Where is your car?Copy !req
488. Oh, it's in the shop.Copy !req
489. It'll be painted over all the graffiti.Copy !req
490. I told you.Copy !req
491. That's what you get for
driving a cart model.Copy !req
492. I like my car.Copy !req
493. And I like my cock,
but I don't have to compensate for it.Copy !req
494. Where the hell do you
get something like that?Copy !req
495. You can get everything. Amazon.Copy !req
496. Check it out, man.Copy !req
497. Silver Lake from above.Copy !req
498. How is it going?Copy !req
499. I'm, like, scaring out these houses.Copy !req
500. I think to god this chick used to be, like,
a lingerie model or something. Insane body.Copy !req
501. I mean, you know, you gotta be patient.Copy !req
502. Dude, I feel like you've fucked
up some very long time agoCopy !req
503. and that you lead a wrong life,
like a bad version ofCopy !req
504. - the life you was supposed to have.
- Come on, that wouldn't be fine.Copy !req
505. I used to think that I was
gonna be someone that, like...Copy !req
506. that people cared about.Copy !req
507. Like, maybe do something...Copy !req
508. really important.Copy !req
509. God, man.Copy !req
510. Everyone thinks that.Copy !req
511. That's narcissism and
entitlement one on one.Copy !req
512. I feel like somebody is following me.Copy !req
513. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
514. Let's say,
who's not being followed these days?Copy !req
515. What I meant, I'm getting that a lot lately,
like, hm, even before all this craziness.Copy !req
516. That's the modern persecution complex.Copy !req
517. Who needs witches and werewolves anymore,
right? Now we have... computers.Copy !req
518. I swear to god, if they're releasedCopy !req
519. the entire population is
suffering from mild paranoia.Copy !req
520. See, our little monkey brains,Copy !req
521. they're comfortable knowing
that we're all interlinkedCopy !req
522. and routed together now in some kind ofCopy !req
523. all-knowing alien mind hive.Copy !req
524. And that shit is, as a straight-up says,
a pit for delusion, for fear...Copy !req
525. Oh!Copy !req
526. Looks like somebody's home.Copy !req
527. - I'm gonna take off. See you soon.
- Yeah, be careful out there, buddy.Copy !req
528. I think it would've gone further,
but here mom came home.Copy !req
529. She realized that I had
a boy in the living room,Copy !req
530. so she actually closed the doors
to the den to give us some privacy.Copy !req
531. Then did anything happen?Copy !req
532. I finally gave up,
and we just watched cartoons.Copy !req
533. Can I have one?Copy !req
534. No.Copy !req
535. I say dumb her.Copy !req
536. You're just a dumb rat.Copy !req
537. Can we just shut up and
try to watch the movie?Copy !req
538. Yeah, I want to see my close-up.Copy !req
539. Wow, there it is. I'm impressed!Copy !req
540. I have never seen such a big forehead.Copy !req
541. All right, one cigarette.
Then you got to go.Copy !req
542. It looks like 20 meters high.Copy !req
543. - Shhh.
- Film stars.Copy !req
544. - Yes.
- Yeah, on the big screen and boom.Copy !req
545. Hey, are you the girls in the movie?Copy !req
546. - Yeah. Yeah, that's us.
- Oh.Copy !req
547. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
548. - Do you like the movie?
- Um, I just got here, so I...Copy !req
549. But it seems like a nice movie.Copy !req
550. Do you smell that?Copy !req
551. - Smells like skunk.
- And pot.Copy !req
552. There're a lot of skunks in Los Angeles.Copy !req
553. Especially on the east side.Copy !req
554. - We have to go. Let's go.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
555. - Go. Go.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
556. Easy, easy.Copy !req
557. I'll get that ass.
You know I'll get that ass. Come here!Copy !req
558. You've to take a bite
before I can let you in.Copy !req
559. SUMMERTIME SECRET SHOWCopy !req
560. Thank you everyone for coming.Copy !req
561. I'd like to dedicate this first songCopy !req
562. to the man who taught
me everything I know.Copy !req
563. This song is for Jesus.Copy !req
564. Record.Copy !req
565. Record.Copy !req
566. Record?Copy !req
567. Record.Copy !req
568. Record?Copy !req
569. Thank you.Copy !req
570. Record.Copy !req
571. Record.Copy !req
572. - Hi!
- Record.Copy !req
573. - How you're doing?
- Work is good. I'm just floating on.Copy !req
574. Hm. Yeah, I get it. Jack and Coke, please.Copy !req
575. Hey, did you find those
girls you're looking for?Copy !req
576. - Uh, no. Not yet.
- Hm-mm. I'll keep an eye on it.Copy !req
577. - Three hot girls in a Rabbit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
578. Hey, have you noticed
anything... like, um...Copy !req
579. strange happening with
this group of friends?Copy !req
580. Well, that's...
that's kind of a everyday scene, right?Copy !req
581. Something out of the ordinary?Copy !req
582. Right, yeah, but I'm just... I mean...
I guess I mean, like extra strange.Copy !req
583. Last week I hooked up with this chick.
She was...Copy !req
584. Thank you.Copy !req
585. fucked up out of her mind. But she said
some weird stuff about Jesus and the Brides.Copy !req
586. Like what?Copy !req
587. That there's a message in the music.Copy !req
588. A secret message?Copy !req
589. Hm-mm.Copy !req
590. - So what does it say?
- I've no clue, dude.Copy !req
591. - Who's the girl?
- She's one of the many.Copy !req
592. - All right.
- Crazy makes for good sex. Remember that.Copy !req
593. I liked your dance last night.
It was great.Copy !req
594. - You saw me?
- Uh-hum.Copy !req
595. Would you buy me one?Copy !req
596. Uh-hum. Can I get one more, please?Copy !req
597. - Sure.
- Thank you.Copy !req
598. - Thanks.
- Yeah. Um...Copy !req
599. Hey, can I ask you a...Copy !req
600. question...Copy !req
601. Yes.Copy !req
602. Um... Have you ever seen her around?Copy !req
603. That's Sarah.Copy !req
604. Yeah. You know what happened to her?Copy !req
605. Come with me.Copy !req
606. - Come on.
- Where are we going? - To the basement.Copy !req
607. Record.Copy !req
608. Come on.Copy !req
609. It's old music night in the Crypt Club.Copy !req
610. I don't know her very well,
but she was around.Copy !req
611. Soirees, parties, and shows and stuff.Copy !req
612. I don't know what happened to her,Copy !req
613. but I can tell you that it
nothing to do with my friends.Copy !req
614. We're just enjoying our world.Copy !req
615. Enjoying our bodies, enjoying our music.Copy !req
616. I heard there's some type of code,
like, secret messageCopy !req
617. in their music.Copy !req
618. I'm pretty sure that's not true.Copy !req
619. Jesus wouldn't hide a
message in a message.Copy !req
620. There is nothing to solve, you know.Copy !req
621. It's silly wasting your energy
on something that doesn't matter.Copy !req
622. We have this tiny little windowCopy !req
623. where we can have fun,Copy !req
624. fuck,Copy !req
625. be free.Copy !req
626. Life is too short, right?Copy !req
627. I wanna dance to this.Copy !req
628. - Come on.
- I don't know this song.Copy !req
629. Come on!Copy !req
630. We should fuck!Copy !req
631. Yeah!Copy !req
632. What? What's wrong? What's wrong?Copy !req
633. I'm... I'm feeling really strange.Copy !req
634. Jesus.Copy !req
635. How much of that cookie did you eat?Copy !req
636. All of it.Copy !req
637. Shit. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
638. Sorry.Copy !req
639. Fuck.Copy !req
640. Hey.Copy !req
641. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
642. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
643. Wait!Copy !req
644. Wait!Copy !req
645. Wait!Copy !req
646. Hey!Copy !req
647. Hi, mom.Copy !req
648. Hello! I'm so glad you picked up.Copy !req
649. I have good news.Copy !req
650. Remember I told you about
that Janet Gaynor movie?Copy !req
651. Uh-hum.Copy !req
652. Well, I taped it for you,
and I'm gonna send it in the mail,Copy !req
653. but I wanted to make sure you had a VCR.Copy !req
654. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
655. I... got a machine.
It's just not hooked up.Copy !req
656. But if you send me the tape,
I can watch it.Copy !req
657. Oh, good!Copy !req
658. I just thought it would be
something nice to share.Copy !req
659. She's so lovely.Copy !req
660. I... I feel connected to here.
Is that silly?Copy !req
661. No, mom, it's not silly.Copy !req
662. Well...Copy !req
663. I won't keep you.
I know how busy you are. But I love you.Copy !req
664. Love you.Copy !req
665. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
666. I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOWCopy !req
667. Hey, man, do you really you gonna find
a hidden message in a pop song?Copy !req
668. I don't know.Copy !req
669. I just remember being in my
room when I was, like, ten,Copy !req
670. and created all this weird little codes
and secret languages.Copy !req
671. This entire generation of men is obsessed
with video games, secret codes...Copy !req
672. - Yeah.
- ... space aliens...Copy !req
673. Fuck!Copy !req
674. It used to be a hundred years ago...Copy !req
675. you know, any moron could
wander through the woods andCopy !req
676. look behind a rock or some shit
and discover some cool new thing.Copy !req
677. Not anymore.Copy !req
678. Where's the mystery that
make everything worthwhile?Copy !req
679. We crave mysteries,
because there's none left.Copy !req
680. YOU, ALL ALONE, YOU AND I, THE TWO OF US,
TURNING LIKE TEETH, SIGH, OH, DEARCopy !req
681. Fuck.Copy !req
682. Okay.Copy !req
683. JEFFERSON SEVENCE DEAD. WHY IS HE GONE?Copy !req
684. ENJOY THE COMPANY OF HOLLYWOOD'S
UP AND CUMMING INGENIOUS! TONIGHT.Copy !req
685. CALL NOW!Copy !req
686. Hey, it's you.Copy !req
687. Hey.Copy !req
688. What do you do?Copy !req
689. Nothing.Copy !req
690. I meant your work.Copy !req
691. Oh, god. All I'm ever hearing is:Copy !req
692. What do I do for work? Do you have work?
Where you work? Working good? Working hard?Copy !req
693. People have to work.Copy !req
694. What about you?
You're in a movie. Why you're...Copy !req
695. doing this?Copy !req
696. It was only one movie and...
I didn't earn a penny.Copy !req
697. - Do you know how expensive it is here?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
698. Do you want a blow-job
from the supportingCopy !req
699. actress Academy Award
nominee from last year?Copy !req
700. Call Shooting Star.Copy !req
701. Or do you want to do it with girlfriend
of the lead in the biggest sitcom?Copy !req
702. Call Shooting Star.Copy !req
703. You wanna fuck an It-Girl?
It's not that hard.Copy !req
704. You are a patron for the
arts and I can pay my bill.Copy !req
705. - You pay me with credit card, right?
- Uh...Copy !req
706. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure.Copy !req
707. I was wondering...Copy !req
708. last night at the cemetery, who was
that paranoid looking guy in the limo?Copy !req
709. No idea.Copy !req
710. You don't know his name?Copy !req
711. No, he's anonymous.Copy !req
712. You don't know anything about him?Copy !req
713. Okay.Copy !req
714. Do you have anything to eat?Copy !req
715. I know this girl.Copy !req
716. - Really?
- Uh-hum.Copy !req
717. - How'd you know her?
- Sex, a party a few years ago.Copy !req
718. - Oh, yeah?
- Hm-mm.Copy !req
719. - Did you talk to her?
- No, that was not possible.Copy !req
720. - Why?
- Um...Copy !req
721. She was on this glass cubeCopy !req
722. in the middle of the living room.
It was like some pop performance, I guess.Copy !req
723. And she was just sitting there
wearing a dalmatian fur bathing suit,Copy !req
724. not moving nor making eye contact.Copy !req
725. All these drunk old men
were tapping on the glass,Copy !req
726. but she didn't move.Copy !req
727. Who took you there?Copy !req
728. Some nasty producer.
He brought me and some girls as dates.Copy !req
729. What is his name?Copy !req
730. I don't remember.Copy !req
731. He makes these big action films
based on household cleaning products.Copy !req
732. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.Copy !req
733. Yeah. So, we get there,Copy !req
734. we get through the gate,Copy !req
735. they check our IDs,Copy !req
736. and...Copy !req
737. then we're just free to go wherever
we want in that luxury neighborhood.Copy !req
738. We just can go in any house we want,
any room we want.Copy !req
739. There's food everywhere, and music,Copy !req
740. dancing, craziness...Copy !req
741. Just a big open party like
than ones that Gatsby gave.Copy !req
742. - So, who's place was it?
- Nobody really said. That was weird.Copy !req
743. But...Copy !req
744. there's this one house,Copy !req
745. the biggest house of the block,
this big stone mansion.Copy !req
746. And we were not allowed to go there.
It was the only place off limits.Copy !req
747. I heard some girls in the
bathroom talking aboutCopy !req
748. how it belonged to some songwriter.Copy !req
749. Must've been a famous song.Copy !req
750. Hm, no shit.Copy !req
751. Okay.Copy !req
752. YOU... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
753. ALL... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
754. ALONE... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.Copy !req
755. YOU... 1, 2, 3. Three.Copy !req
756. AND... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
757. I... 1.Copy !req
758. TURNING... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Seven.Copy !req
759. LIKE... 4.Copy !req
760. TEETH... 5.Copy !req
761. What can it be?Copy !req
762. 3.Copy !req
763. 1, 2, 3... "R".Copy !req
764. 3.Copy !req
765. 1, 2, 3... "U".Copy !req
766. 5.Copy !req
767. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... a "B".Copy !req
768. 3.Copy !req
769. 1, 2, 3... "D".Copy !req
770. 1.Copy !req
771. 7... "A".Copy !req
772. "U" and "N"...Copy !req
773. "W"...Copy !req
774. "T"... "O" and "N"...Copy !req
775. The end.Copy !req
776. "Rub Deans head now... aitnder Newton."Copy !req
777. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
778. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
779. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
780. Okay. "Rub Deans head and wait under
Newton." What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
781. Dean Martin, Harry Dean Stanton,
Dean Koontz, Richard Dean Anderson,Copy !req
782. Dean of Admissions,
Dean Stockwell, James Dean.Copy !req
783. Rub Deans head... Rub Deans head...Copy !req
784. James Dean's head. Huh.Copy !req
785. Huh!Copy !req
786. Rub Deans head.Copy !req
787. Copernicus.Copy !req
788. Galileo.Copy !req
789. Kepler.Copy !req
790. Where are you?Copy !req
791. Newton. Okay.
Rub Deans head and wait under Newton.Copy !req
792. Okay.Copy !req
793. I saw you...Copy !req
794. rubbing the statue's head.Copy !req
795. Uh-huh.Copy !req
796. Here. Put that over your eyes.Copy !req
797. I'll take you where you're looking to go.Copy !req
798. Who are you?Copy !req
799. I'm a homeless king.Copy !req
800. Really?Copy !req
801. Yes.Copy !req
802. Where we're going?Copy !req
803. Just concentrate on walking, okay?Copy !req
804. Some people don't realize
the smell about themselves,Copy !req
805. but you...Copy !req
806. don't have a good smell about you.Copy !req
807. Is that a dog?Copy !req
808. It's a coyote.Copy !req
809. But it won't gonna bite me, right?Copy !req
810. No.Copy !req
811. Coyotes are... blessed creatures.Copy !req
812. If you ever find yourself
alone with a coyote,Copy !req
813. you don't run away.Copy !req
814. You follow it, see where it takes you.Copy !req
815. People say that we own land.Copy !req
816. The streets,Copy !req
817. the gardens, the hills,Copy !req
818. the houses and the caves...Copy !req
819. everything belongs to the coyotes.Copy !req
820. They just let us use it.Copy !req
821. Where are we?Copy !req
822. You know I can't tell you that.Copy !req
823. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
824. Okay, though.Copy !req
825. This way?Copy !req
826. Fuck.Copy !req
827. It's a fucking bomb shelter.Copy !req
828. Dear customers, the discounted cleaning
products are located in aisle 2.Copy !req
829. I need the price of 5 hamburgers, ma'am.Copy !req
830. - Can I help you?
- What's going on?Copy !req
831. You're a friend with the family?Copy !req
832. I just know him, but not very well.Copy !req
833. The neighbor found him.Copy !req
834. Committed suicide.Copy !req
835. God.Copy !req
836. He didn't seem suicidal.Copy !req
837. Yeah.
I spent two hours in the man's house.Copy !req
838. There's something's wrong about him.Copy !req
839. Okay.Copy !req
840. TREASURE HUNT!Copy !req
841. Okay.Copy !req
842. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
843. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
844. - Allen.
- Hey, sir, how are you?Copy !req
845. Hey. I'm fine. Everything's fine.Copy !req
846. Um, I were wondering if you might know
how I can get in touch with Jesus?Copy !req
847. I'm the wrong guy to ask.Copy !req
848. All right.
I mean the lead singer in the band.Copy !req
849. Yeah, I'm fucking with you, man.Copy !req
850. - What are you doing right now?
- Walking home.Copy !req
851. - Can you play chess?
- Not really.Copy !req
852. That'll work.
I'll be at your place in ten minutes.Copy !req
853. This is an cable TV actor who
likes to have people around,Copy !req
854. so he throws these chess partiesCopy !req
855. with hot chicks and guys
who like to play chess.Copy !req
856. Hm, that is... a terrible move.Copy !req
857. - I'll be right back.
- You sure you wanna do that? - Yeah.Copy !req
858. What the fuck, man! I'm taking a shit!Copy !req
859. Just let go off me!Copy !req
860. - Why did you put a code in the song?
- What you're talking about?Copy !req
861. - What are the tunnels for?
- What?Copy !req
862. - Why are you beating me?
- You understand "Turning Teeth".Copy !req
863. The fuck you coded. I need to know why you
put it there and what the fuck it means!Copy !req
864. Help!Copy !req
865. - Fucking tell me!
- I don't know anything about a code.Copy !req
866. How could you not know?
You wrote the fucking song.Copy !req
867. No, I didn't.Copy !req
868. - I wrote most of them, but not that one.
- Bullshit.Copy !req
869. Honestly!
The label gave me a few songs to record.Copy !req
870. And the rest are all mine.Copy !req
871. Which songs they gave you?Copy !req
872. "Turning Teeth", "Wire Mountain", and
"Waltz of the Christian Shit Farmers".Copy !req
873. - That's all of your hits.
- There's no reason to belittle me.Copy !req
874. All right. So, who wrote the songs?Copy !req
875. I don't know.
There're delivered anonymously.Copy !req
876. I got a call from someone of the label.Copy !req
877. They said not to ask any questions,Copy !req
878. but if I didn’t record the
songs I would lose my contract.Copy !req
879. Are you telling me you don't know
who wrote your own hit songs?Copy !req
880. He didn’t give a name! No!Copy !req
881. He just said it was an important
piece of music by the songwriter.Copy !req
882. The songwriter?Copy !req
883. Yeah! The songwriter!Copy !req
884. Hey.Copy !req
885. Hey.Copy !req
886. - Hey.
- Hm, what is it?Copy !req
887. Uh,
you remember that party you told me about?Copy !req
888. A place in a neighborhood
owned by some songwriter.Copy !req
889. Can you take me there?Copy !req
890. Okay.Copy !req
891. How do you all know each other?Copy !req
892. We're roommates.Copy !req
893. We work together.Copy !req
894. We're all Shooting Stars.Copy !req
895. - You too?
- Yeah.Copy !req
896. I didn't know you're an actress.Copy !req
897. I was on a soap opera between
the ages of five to six months.Copy !req
898. Come in, son.Copy !req
899. Did you write the song "Turning Teeth"
for Jesus and the Brides of Dracula?Copy !req
900. And the codes in the music?Copy !req
901. I found the tunnels and the bomb shelter.Copy !req
902. Okay.Copy !req
903. So, what does that all mean?Copy !req
904. Come and sit down. Here.Copy !req
905. Is that...Copy !req
906. Is that Kurt Cobain's
Fender Mustang guitar?Copy !req
907. Well, I don't know.
Probably. I don't remember.Copy !req
908. I have so many things.Copy !req
909. Can I pick it up?Copy !req
910. I don't always worry what the message is.
I just pass it along.Copy !req
911. I slip it between the notes.Copy !req
912. I hide it away from people
who know it's there.Copy !req
913. You said you've done this before?Copy !req
914. Codes?Copy !req
915. I wrote the music your dad grew up to.Copy !req
916. Half of what you're singing along
to as a kid, and I'm still good.Copy !req
917. And these teenagers are
dancing to my music.Copy !req
918. hidden messages in old pop songs?Copy !req
919. In movies, television shows,Copy !req
920. everything you know.Copy !req
921. Why?Copy !req
922. That's pop culture, isn't it?Copy !req
923. You throw it away like tissue paper.Copy !req
924. When I blow my nose,Copy !req
925. I find a used Kleenex, I recycle it,Copy !req
926. and there is your wedding song.Copy !req
927. Here it comes.Copy !req
928. What are the tunnels for?
Is there gonna be a war?Copy !req
929. Aw, hell, I don't know.Copy !req
930. I'm just trying to make a livingCopy !req
931. and earn a few dollars.Copy !req
932. Well, you have everything.Copy !req
933. No.Copy !req
934. You know this girl?Copy !req
935. Well, isn't she pretty.Copy !req
936. along with Jefferson Sevence' murder.Copy !req
937. - I think you already knew that, huh?
- No, I did not.Copy !req
938. But I don't care what's fashion or cool.Copy !req
939. It's all silly and it's all meaningless.Copy !req
940. I created so many of the
things that you care about.Copy !req
941. The songs that give your
life purpose and joy.Copy !req
942. When you were 15 and rebelling,
you were rebelling to my music.Copy !req
943. Uh-oh.Copy !req
944. That one you know.Copy !req
945. That song was not written
on a distorted guitar.Copy !req
946. No, I wrote it.Copy !req
947. Here, on this piano, somewhere between
a blow-job and an omelet.Copy !req
948. There is no rebellion.Copy !req
949. There's only me earning a paycheck.Copy !req
950. - I don't believe you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
951. Because the real message
was not meant for you.Copy !req
952. So, it's better if you just smile,
and you dance,Copy !req
953. and you enjoy the melody,
because this ugly old man... me...Copy !req
954. I am the voice of your generation.Copy !req
955. Your grandparents, your parents,
and all the young people that follow you.Copy !req
956. Aw, look at you.Copy !req
957. Everything that you hoped for,
that you dreamedCopy !req
958. about being a part of, is a fabrication.Copy !req
959. Your art,Copy !req
960. your writing,Copy !req
961. your culture...Copy !req
962. is the shell of other men's ambitions.Copy !req
963. Ambitions beyond what
you will ever understand.Copy !req
964. That's funny to you?Copy !req
965. That's a little bit
funny. Don't you think?Copy !req
966. Because I wrote this!Copy !req
967. And I wrote this!Copy !req
968. And I wrote this.Copy !req
969. - Stop it.
- And I wrote this, too!Copy !req
970. Stop it!Copy !req
971. Who's paying you to write these songs?Copy !req
972. Who's paying you to write these songs?Copy !req
973. Oh, shit!Copy !req
974. Look! You fools, you're in danger!
Can't you see? They're after you!Copy !req
975. They're after all of us!
Our wives, our children, everyone!Copy !req
976. They're here already! You're next!Copy !req
977. Fuck.Copy !req
978. Hi.Copy !req
979. I here to inform you that you have
to evacuate the premises immediately.Copy !req
980. - Is it about my rent?
- Yeah. You haven't paid. It's...Copy !req
981. criminally overdue, it's what it is.Copy !req
982. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
983. Ca...
Can I please just get a couple more days?Copy !req
984. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
985. Please. I haven't anywhere else to go,
and I'm really,Copy !req
986. really, close to getting the money.
I promise.Copy !req
987. Listen.Copy !req
988. I don't like this either.
Worst part of my job. Okay?Copy !req
989. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
990. I can give you one more day.
But that is it.Copy !req
991. Thank you.Copy !req
992. If you can't pay, I will not be
the nice guy you see right now.Copy !req
993. - No. No. I want him out... now!
- Hey.Copy !req
994. I'm handling this. Don't be greedy.Copy !req
995. - I like your shirt.
- Yeah, think about it.Copy !req
996. No duties. I mean it is...Copy !req
997. like I want.
That will on the highest south.Copy !req
998. Hm, can you bring me along?Copy !req
999. I'd love that. You could make the photos.Copy !req
1000. Okay,
that girl is the youngest one to ever write,Copy !req
1001. produce, direct and sound design
her own network's sitcom.Copy !req
1002. How old is she?Copy !req
1003. She's 12, but she's really an old soul.
Honestly. She really captures the Zeitgeist.Copy !req
1004. I don't think there's any adult
that could ever express thatCopy !req
1005. kind of deep understanding that
she has over her material.Copy !req
1006. Hey.Copy !req
1007. How are you?Copy !req
1008. Go... Good.Copy !req
1009. I'm glad to hear that.Copy !req
1010. Um...Copy !req
1011. This is my fiance.Copy !req
1012. - Hi. How are you?
- Hehehe.Copy !req
1013. Congratulations.Copy !req
1014. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1015. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
1016. - So, how is work?
- Great.Copy !req
1017. Good.Copy !req
1018. I saw your billboard.Copy !req
1019. Cool. Which one?Copy !req
1020. You've more than one?Copy !req
1021. I only was aware of Los Feliz,
right near the Bigfoot.Copy !req
1022. You know, I'm glad it's getting out there.Copy !req
1023. You know... I'm working hard.Copy !req
1024. Just... I gotta keep trying.Copy !req
1025. Yeah. I mean... same here.Copy !req
1026. Well, it was really great seeing you.Copy !req
1027. You, too.Copy !req
1028. It's beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
1029. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1030. - Do you know who painted it?
- No.Copy !req
1031. Gaynor.Copy !req
1032. It's Janet Gaynor, the actress.Copy !req
1033. Wow.Copy !req
1034. My mom likes her.Copy !req
1035. Yeah, I like her, too.Copy !req
1036. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
1037. Yeah.Copy !req
1038. I was friends with one of the
girls who was with your dad.Copy !req
1039. She was really a nice person.Copy !req
1040. Huh.Copy !req
1041. I'm trying to find out
what happened to her.Copy !req
1042. Really?Copy !req
1043. What, do you know anything?Copy !req
1044. So, what do you think it all means?Copy !req
1045. I'm not sure, yet.Copy !req
1046. I can't... I can't quite see it,
but I'm close, I think.Copy !req
1047. Oh, god.Copy !req
1048. I don't think we should be
walking around here at night.Copy !req
1049. I think we're safe.
We don't have a dog with us.Copy !req
1050. GOD WILL JUDGE YOU, DOG KILLER!Copy !req
1051. Yeah, but anybody who could kill a dog
wouldn't think twice about killing a person.Copy !req
1052. I'm not sure if that's true.Copy !req
1053. Say, are you a cat person or a dog person?Copy !req
1054. It's hard to say.Copy !req
1055. I got bit by my grandparents
terrier when I was a kid, so I...Copy !req
1056. - I guess I'm a little afraid of them.
- Oh, god, that's awful.Copy !req
1057. Do you have a little change?Copy !req
1058. No. No.Copy !req
1059. - No. Sorry.
- No money to spare, huh?Copy !req
1060. Does your lady know you're cheap?Copy !req
1061. Fuck you!Copy !req
1062. Ugly piece of shit!
Worthless twack! Motherfucker!Copy !req
1063. You're more broke than I am! Fuck you!Copy !req
1064. Come back here and sit down next to papa!
I'll shit in your mouth!Copy !req
1065. Asshole! Fucking dick twat!Copy !req
1066. I know it's not okay if I say this,
but I fucking hate the homeless.Copy !req
1067. Everybody says we've to take care of them,
but I think they're fucking bullies.Copy !req
1068. Poltergeists.Copy !req
1069. - You mean ghosts?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1070. All they do is just...Copy !req
1071. float around on the edges of
the peripheries and watch peopleCopy !req
1072. eating delicious food,
drinking beer, and falling in love.Copy !req
1073. They can't participate, feeling jealous,
and then they harass us.Copy !req
1074. Why don't you just give
him a dollar next time?Copy !req
1075. Have you ever been in there?Copy !req
1076. What?Copy !req
1077. - In the reservoir?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1078. Come on.Copy !req
1079. I think someone's been following me.Copy !req
1080. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1081. I wanted it to look like a creative screw.Copy !req
1082. We will not?Copy !req
1083. I found this hidden in my dad's office.Copy !req
1084. H6 to G4. Like a chess move?Copy !req
1085. - Your dad played chess?
- Yeah, he did.Copy !req
1086. Get down. Get down!Copy !req
1087. H6 to G4.Copy !req
1088. What the fuck are you saying?Copy !req
1089. H6 to G4. H... 6... to G... 4.Copy !req
1090. NPM 1:35 to 37.Copy !req
1091. NPM. What the fuck does NPM mean?Copy !req
1092. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1093. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1094. NPM.Copy !req
1095. What does NPM stand for?Copy !req
1096. NPM.Copy !req
1097. NPM.Copy !req
1098. NPM.Copy !req
1099. NPM. NPM. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1100. NPM 1.Copy !req
1101. Nintendo Power Magazine, issue 1.Copy !req
1102. Page 35 to page 37. 35 to 37.Copy !req
1103. Okay. Page 35. 35, 36, 37.Copy !req
1104. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I...Copy !req
1105. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Okay.Copy !req
1106. H6 G4, H6 G4. H6...Copy !req
1107. Calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
1108. H6.Copy !req
1109. To G...Copy !req
1110. 1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
1111. G4.Copy !req
1112. H6 to G4.Copy !req
1113. What the fuck should I do with that?Copy !req
1114. - Marco!
- Polo!Copy !req
1115. - Marco!
- Polo!Copy !req
1116. SECRET MAP INSIDE EVERY BOX!Copy !req
1117. Fuck. He has it.Copy !req
1118. Wow. Oh, my god. You were right.Copy !req
1119. You were right.Copy !req
1120. H6... to G4.Copy !req
1121. So, that's the reservoir,
and that's Mount Hollywood.Copy !req
1122. SATELLITE IMAGE UNAVAILABLECopy !req
1123. What the fuck is in there?Copy !req
1124. THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACECopy !req
1125. Hello.Copy !req
1126. Can I help you?Copy !req
1127. Yeah.Copy !req
1128. My friend Sarah was killed.Copy !req
1129. These three girls know something about it.Copy !req
1130. Why do you assume that?Copy !req
1131. I don't assume it.Copy !req
1132. I saw herCopy !req
1133. taking thingsCopy !req
1134. from Sarah's apartment,Copy !req
1135. and I found a...
a hidden code in their friend's music,Copy !req
1136. and I've been in the tunnels.Copy !req
1137. All right.Copy !req
1138. Please, sit down.Copy !req
1139. Have some tea.Copy !req
1140. I found... a shelter down there.Copy !req
1141. Some... some kind of bunker,Copy !req
1142. in case of a nuclear war.Copy !req
1143. It's not a shelter.Copy !req
1144. So, what is it?Copy !req
1145. A tomb.Copy !req
1146. Was it ours?Copy !req
1147. They're tombs for kingsCopy !req
1148. like meCopy !req
1149. and Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
1150. Why would Jefferson Sevence need a tomb
underneath the city?Copy !req
1151. Is the cemetery not good enough for him?Copy !req
1152. It's not about a burial.Copy !req
1153. It's about ascension.Copy !req
1154. We're not dying, we'll be transported to
another world, somewhere better than this.Copy !req
1155. - Are you talking about heaven?
- No.Copy !req
1156. I'm talking about somethingCopy !req
1157. exclusiveCopy !req
1158. and real.Copy !req
1159. Our souls are gonna be
pulled from our bodiesCopy !req
1160. and carried through this
unfathomable amniotic sac.Copy !req
1161. We will be beyond this universe, living
together like kings, without limitation.Copy !req
1162. The pharaohs did it.Copy !req
1163. Great men throughout the
history have done the same.Copy !req
1164. Are you dying?Copy !req
1165. Not, but I'll be sealed in a
tomb with my beautiful bridesCopy !req
1166. and all with my worldly possessions,Copy !req
1167. and we are going to have delicious meals,Copy !req
1168. and wine, and television, and sex,Copy !req
1169. enough to last six months.Copy !req
1170. - And then you die?
- No.Copy !req
1171. We wait to be ascended.Copy !req
1172. Only the richest of men
can afford this ceremony.Copy !req
1173. It's expensiveCopy !req
1174. to build a tunnel system
and keep it hidden.Copy !req
1175. But it costs much moreCopy !req
1176. to murder people without
being harassed about it.Copy !req
1177. Did you kill Sarah?Copy !req
1178. No one will find our chambers
for a thousand years.Copy !req
1179. In the future men will understandCopy !req
1180. that we were modern kings.Copy !req
1181. Rulers without statues or effigies.Copy !req
1182. She was here?Copy !req
1183. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1184. Is Sarah alive?Copy !req
1185. She may have ascended already.
I don't know.Copy !req
1186. She's down there in one of those things,
those tombs?Copy !req
1187. - With Jefferson Sevence?
- Yes.Copy !req
1188. They found his body.Copy !req
1189. They found another man's bones
mixed with most of Jefferson's teeth,Copy !req
1190. some of his skin,Copy !req
1191. and all the organs that
he can live without.Copy !req
1192. Ow, such an angry thing to do.Copy !req
1193. What are you upset about?Copy !req
1194. I just wanna see Sarah.Copy !req
1195. Well...Copy !req
1196. Why don't we see if we
can get her on the phone.Copy !req
1197. Do you have a phone?Copy !req
1198. Incoming calls only.
We had trouble in the past.Copy !req
1199. People getting scared and try to get out.Copy !req
1200. She's trapped down there?Copy !req
1201. You don't wanna lose out on eternal lifeCopy !req
1202. just because we might have a normal physicalCopy !req
1203. aversion to being buried
underneath the earth.Copy !req
1204. That's only human.Copy !req
1205. Fuck.Copy !req
1206. Hello.Copy !req
1207. How're you?Copy !req
1208. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1209. Okay. Good.Copy !req
1210. Do you mind if I put you on videophone?Copy !req
1211. A friend of yours is here.
He wants to see you. Great.Copy !req
1212. Hello?Copy !req
1213. - Sarah, can you... can you hear me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1214. I... I've been looking for you.Copy !req
1215. Really?Copy !req
1216. You hardly know me.Copy !req
1217. Yeah, I know, uh...Copy !req
1218. Are you annoyed at me, or angry?Copy !req
1219. Did I sound angry?Copy !req
1220. Oh.Copy !req
1221. Well, no, I just wanted to
know what happened to you.Copy !req
1222. Oh.Copy !req
1223. Uh, you really wanna be down there?Copy !req
1224. Yeah.Copy !req
1225. You're go... You're gonna die down there.
Um...Copy !req
1226. Is that what you want?Copy !req
1227. I'm gonna take this in the other room.
Will you hang it up when I get in there?Copy !req
1228. Sure.Copy !req
1229. Their chamber was covered
in a mountain of concrete.Copy !req
1230. It can't be opened.Copy !req
1231. There's no reason to upset that girl.Copy !req
1232. Please, be kind.Copy !req
1233. Got it!Copy !req
1234. Okay.Copy !req
1235. Do you think I've made a mistakeCopy !req
1236. coming down here?Copy !req
1237. May... maybe.Copy !req
1238. Well...Copy !req
1239. there's no getting out now,
so I may as well make the best of it.Copy !req
1240. Yeah.Copy !req
1241. Same here.Copy !req
1242. So...Copy !req
1243. how're you?Copy !req
1244. Not great.Copy !req
1245. Have you thought about getting a new dog?Copy !req
1246. No.Copy !req
1247. Maybe it'd be good for you.Copy !req
1248. An unconditional love.Copy !req
1249. Yeah, I'll think about it.Copy !req
1250. Well, I better get going.
I said I'd make dinner tonight andCopy !req
1251. I've a million things to do.Copy !req
1252. Okay.Copy !req
1253. Well, enjoy... your dinner.Copy !req
1254. Take care.Copy !req
1255. Bye.Copy !req
1256. Last night...Copy !req
1257. I had a vision of us making
love beneath the earth.Copy !req
1258. And we were swimming together,
naked, in a dark pool.Copy !req
1259. And that's when it happens.Copy !req
1260. Our bodies dissolved into light.Copy !req
1261. And every beautiful thought we've ever had
roams around us,Copy !req
1262. and carries our souls through spaceCopy !req
1263. into another world.Copy !req
1264. And we're all justCopy !req
1265. laughing the whole time because we knowCopy !req
1266. that nothing can ever be wrong again.Copy !req
1267. I wish you were coming with us.Copy !req
1268. This isn't a world that
anyone with any sense stays inCopy !req
1269. or spends much time worrying about.Copy !req
1270. You're living a carnival,Copy !req
1271. throwing little plastic rings
at oversized pop bottlesCopy !req
1272. hoping to win a price.Copy !req
1273. What are you gonna win?Copy !req
1274. A two week vacation?Copy !req
1275. A new car?Copy !req
1276. A little money to retire on?Copy !req
1277. It's all just aCopy !req
1278. shitty sawdust filled rabbit.Copy !req
1279. The things you care aboutCopy !req
1280. are useless where we're going.Copy !req
1281. Why have I come to this horrible place?Copy !req
1282. How did you know I was here?Copy !req
1283. We smell you.Copy !req
1284. Huh.Copy !req
1285. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
1286. What happened to that man and those girls?Copy !req
1287. They were waking up right now
in their ascension chamber.Copy !req
1288. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
1289. Do you know what you did wrong?Copy !req
1290. No.Copy !req
1291. We found these in your pocket.Copy !req
1292. Why do you have dog
biscuits in your pocket?Copy !req
1293. I used to...Copy !req
1294. I liked a girl who had a dog.Copy !req
1295. When was that?Copy !req
1296. A long time ago.Copy !req
1297. Did she stop loving you?Copy !req
1298. Yeah.Copy !req
1299. Why do you have dog
biscuits in your pocket?Copy !req
1300. Because I was waiting
for her to take me back.Copy !req
1301. I wanted to give the dog
a treat and rub its ears.Copy !req
1302. Just the way I used to, and then
everything would be good again.Copy !req
1303. You can go now.Copy !req
1304. Really?Copy !req
1305. Yeah.Copy !req
1306. You're not...Copy !req
1307. not gonna kill me?Copy !req
1308. I don't think so. We might.
I'm not sure, yet.Copy !req
1309. But, obviously,
don't mention any of this to anyone.Copy !req
1310. I won't.Copy !req
1311. Okay.Copy !req
1312. Dag.Copy !req
1313. Bye.Copy !req
1314. I CAN SEE C... HAMBURGERS ARE LOVECopy !req
1315. I'M NOT USED TO BEING HAPPY...Copy !req
1316. IT'S FUNNY... IT HURTS.Copy !req
1317. I'M AFRAID!Copy !req
1318. NEVER LOOK DOWN... ALWAYS LOOK UP!Copy !req
1319. Hollywood!Copy !req
1320. Hollywood!Copy !req
1321. Hollywood!Copy !req
1322. Hollywood!Copy !req
1323. Is that patchouli?Copy !req
1324. No.Copy !req
1325. Hm.Copy !req
1326. Hollywood!Copy !req
1327. Hollywood!Copy !req
1328. What's that bird saying?Copy !req
1329. I don't know.Copy !req
1330. Honestly I always wondered,
but I have no idea.Copy !req
1331. Hollywood!Copy !req
1332. Hollywood!Copy !req
1333. Hollywood!Copy !req
1334. I mean, look at this shit.Copy !req
1335. That all over here had to be taken out
to clear the apartment...Copy !req
1336. God damn it! Look what he painted there!
What is that?Copy !req