1. WHO ARE...
JESUS AND THE BRIDES OF DRACULA?Copy !req
2. Your rent is seriously overdue.
You have 5 days to pay or be evicted.Copy !req
3. - Hey, mom.
- Hi, honey. How are you?Copy !req
4. - I'm okay.
- Good.Copy !req
5. - Good. Are you at work?
- Uh, yeah, it's kind of a busy day.Copy !req
6. Oh, I wanted to tell you this:
7th Heaven is playing on TCM tonight.Copy !req
7. - Mom, I don't have cable.
- Aw, shoot, that's too bad.Copy !req
8. It's a great Janet Gaynor movie from 1927.Copy !req
9. - She's one of your favorites, right?
- Janet Gaynor? Yes!Copy !req
10. Since I was a little girl,
I've always admired her.Copy !req
11. - She's so talented and beautiful...
- Yeah. Well...Copy !req
12. - I better get back to work.
- Okay.Copy !req
13. - I'm giving you a big hug over the phone.
- Thanks.Copy !req
14. - Love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
15. - Have a good week, honey.
- Bye.Copy !req
16. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
17. Come on, my little sweety pup.Copy !req
18. It's swimming time.Copy !req
19. Hey!Copy !req
20. Hey,
could you please turn your music down?Copy !req
21. It's quiet as it gets.Copy !req
22. Thanks, all right.Copy !req
23. Come here, Coca Cola.
Oh, we love this song, don't we?Copy !req
24. Mmm, we love this song.Copy !req
25. Fuck!Copy !req
26. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
27. Good to see you, um...Copy !req
28. - It's... for the role.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
29. - Uh, come in, come in.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
30. So, weirdly,
I had an audition around the corner,Copy !req
31. and I thought you might
wanna've lunch together.Copy !req
32. You like sushi, right?Copy !req
33. Yeah. Wow. Thanks.Copy !req
34. Thanks.Copy !req
35. What's that smell?Copy !req
36. Well...Copy !req
37. - There're a lot of skunks around here...
- Oh.Copy !req
38. in the woods by the golf course. So...Copy !req
39. always spraying.
Can't do anything about it.Copy !req
40. Oh.Copy !req
41. - I love your poster.
- Thanks.Copy !req
42. I actually saw him perform in a concert,
believe it or not.Copy !req
43. - Wow. Is it signed?
- Yeah. Recently and actually,Copy !req
44. I know a girl who knows his daughter.
So I have his signature.Copy !req
45. It's really cool.Copy !req
46. We're reporting live outside
the Hollywood EstateCopy !req
47. of Billionaire Mogul Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
48. Sevence has apparently gone
missing after a late nightCopy !req
49. fishing trip off the
coast of Catalina Island.Copy !req
50. - Witnesses claim...
- Unbelievable.Copy !req
51. they have seen him
returning to the mainland,Copy !req
52. and his car, a 1935 Duesenberg,
has yet to be located.Copy !req
53. Jeff, I love you.Copy !req
54. Your family loves you.Copy !req
55. - We love you, dad.
- We love you, daddy.Copy !req
56. Aw.Copy !req
57. I know we're gonna see you again soon.Copy !req
58. I know you're alive. I can feel it.Copy !req
59. We're offering a $ 2 million reward for any
information that helps us find my husband.Copy !req
60. I beg you for your help.Copy !req
61. Please, bring daddy home.Copy !req
62. What is that?Copy !req
63. - It's the neighbors, they've a parrot.
- Oh.Copy !req
64. - What's it saying?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
65. "Not a friend"?Copy !req
66. Maybe.Copy !req
67. - Hard to say.
- Hm.Copy !req
68. My favorite issue.Copy !req
69. Why this one?Copy !req
70. Oh... I found it in my, uh...Copy !req
71. in my dad's tool box
when I was really young.Copy !req
72. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
73. - Did you steal it?
- Hm-mm.Copy !req
74. I, um...Copy !req
75. The girl on the cover was the
first I ever masturbated to.Copy !req
76. Hm-mmm.Copy !req
77. - She's pretty.
- I know, huh.Copy !req
78. The first thing I ever masturbated toCopy !req
79. was probably a rerun of Charles in Charge.Copy !req
80. Oh, my god, that's awesome.Copy !req
81. Yep, I'm pretty cool.Copy !req
82. What are these?Copy !req
83. Hey, no, don't. Oh...Copy !req
84. No, don't. Don't. I'll wrap it up.Copy !req
85. Okay.Copy !req
86. Sorry. I, uh...Copy !req
87. Come on. Go on.Copy !req
88. Good dog.Copy !req
89. "Rotterdam"?Copy !req
90. I don't think so.Copy !req
91. Come on.Copy !req
92. What you're looking at?Copy !req
93. That damn bird.Copy !req
94. "Only I know the secrets of Silver Lake.Copy !req
95. "In time I will reveal the truth
behind the mysterious crimes,Copy !req
96. murders and disappearancesCopy !req
97. "within this cursed community.Copy !req
98. "I have the answers.Copy !req
99. "I will reveal all...Copy !req
100. under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
101. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. You know who writes that?Copy !req
103. Yeah, a local guy.Copy !req
104. Strange, but nice.Copy !req
105. Did he come in here ever?Copy !req
106. Sure. I've seen him.Copy !req
107. I give you, like, 5 bucks,
if you pass my number on to him.Copy !req
108. I don't know.Copy !req
109. Come on. I like his working.Copy !req
110. I'd like to meet him.Copy !req
111. You're just passing on a number,
it's not...Copy !req
112. Okay, sure,
but I don't need your 5 dollars.Copy !req
113. Hello.Copy !req
114. Hey.Copy !req
115. Hm, look at that, Coca Cola,
this nice man bought you a treat.Copy !req
116. Will you say thank you?Copy !req
117. - His name is Coca Cola?
- Yeah. Dependable as sunshine.Copy !req
118. - Is that a coke's lady?
- Yeah.Copy !req
119. An old one, I think.Copy !req
120. My great-great-grandma used to say
that she was a pretty smart lady.Copy !req
121. What kind of dog do you have?Copy !req
122. Oh, um...Copy !req
123. my dog died recently.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
126. Thanks.Copy !req
127. Well, it was nice meeting you.Copy !req
128. Yeah.Copy !req
129. - Yeah, I liked meeting you.
- Um...Copy !req
130. Do you want to come in for a moment,
have a drink?Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. I saw you spying on me earlier.Copy !req
133. No, I was not...Copy !req
134. At the pool.Copy !req
135. - Were you masturbating?
- No!Copy !req
136. No.Copy !req
137. - It's not that strange. I masturbate.
- Me too, but...Copy !req
138. - Doesn't everyone?
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
139. I was just looking.Copy !req
140. Okay.Copy !req
141. I believe you.Copy !req
142. You wanna get stoned?Copy !req
143. Yeah. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
144. I think this is it, kids.Copy !req
145. A great big room full of nothing
but rich millionaires and us.Copy !req
146. That's pretty. What is that?
Is there an engraving there?Copy !req
147. - Yeah, from an old boyfriend.
- Mmm.Copy !req
148. Old boyfriend?Copy !req
149. - Hm-mm.
- Hm.Copy !req
150. Do you like my tattoo?Copy !req
151. Is that real?Copy !req
152. No, just temporary.
Came with a pack of gum.Copy !req
153. Thank God, it's temporary.Copy !req
154. - You like that, monsieur?
- Comme ci, comme ça.Copy !req
155. - That guy's really the end of the line.
- Still think he's kind of cute.Copy !req
156. Who is he?Copy !req
157. I know you think it's gross.Copy !req
158. Like, when I was sick in day school...Copy !req
159. I ate my saltines and
not my chicken noodles,Copy !req
160. and with orange juice it was delicious.Copy !req
161. It's like I've discovered an...Copy !req
162. unknown combination...Copy !req
163. that no one should die without trying.Copy !req
164. Sarah, were home...Copy !req
165. - and we brought somebody.
- Okay!Copy !req
166. Don't you wanna go to a bar or anything?Copy !req
167. I should probably call it a night.Copy !req
168. Oh. Really?Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. I just want a drink.
I mean I don't wanna go home right now.Copy !req
171. Um, not tonight. But, come over tomorrow.
Actually, we can lay here.Copy !req
172. Look.Copy !req
173. What do you think?Copy !req
174. That's weird.Copy !req
175. A little late in the summer
to do fireworks, isn't it?Copy !req
176. The leftovers, I guess.Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. Okay.Copy !req
179. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
180. See you tomorrow?Copy !req
181. Okay.Copy !req
182. Better.Copy !req
183. Fuck.Copy !req
184. Fuck!Copy !req
185. That one's for you.Copy !req
186. I write my name on this car.Copy !req
187. I like this.Copy !req
188. It is so hard, you could not erase.Copy !req
189. Oh, man.Copy !req
190. Hey, come on, let's go!Copy !req
191. What the hell, man?Copy !req
192. Everyone in L.A. is wondering,
where is Jefferson Sevence?Copy !req
193. This man had literally been the face
of the city for decades,Copy !req
194. with his charity work,
his death defying daredevil antics,Copy !req
195. his Hollywood production company,Copy !req
196. the New York Eve's telecast,
his public appearancesCopy !req
197. and award shows, the Rose Parade...Copy !req
198. and that list just goes on and on.Copy !req
199. "Silver Lake and the east
side of Los Angeles...Copy !req
200. "were originally built around
the silent films studios.Copy !req
201. "Back then the area was known as Edendale.Copy !req
202. "In 1978 a Silverlake resident
discovered a can of film in his basement.Copy !req
203. "In the movie a young man holds a note
in front of the camera.Copy !req
204. "It reads: 'No one will ever be happy here
until all the dogs are dead.'Copy !req
205. "He then shoots himself
in the head with a pistol.Copy !req
206. "The man was an aspiring actor who saw
himself as the next Douglas Fairbanks.Copy !req
207. "He was said to have
been jealous of animals,Copy !req
208. "specifically citing a deep contempt
for Teddy the Wonder Dog.Copy !req
209. "He resented the dog's success
and blamed all dogs for his failed life.Copy !req
210. "This author believes the suicide
of this obscure and failed actorCopy !req
211. "might be the origin or impetus
for the modern day dog killer.Copy !req
212. "Is Edendale cursed?Copy !req
213. "For now the answers remain hidden...Copy !req
214. "deep below the surface...Copy !req
215. under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
216. "Under the Silver Lake."Copy !req
217. What if the owner don't show up?Copy !req
218. - Then I think they'll gas 'em.
- Huh?Copy !req
219. You can take them to the dog home,
are you, pa?Copy !req
220. They moved out.Copy !req
221. How does that not make sense?Copy !req
222. Who moves out in the middle of the night?Copy !req
223. They wanted to leave.Copy !req
224. They've forfeited their deposit,
paid the lease,Copy !req
225. they moved out. Nothing strange about it.Copy !req
226. I don't understand why she didn't tell me.Copy !req
227. I don't know. Maybe she didn't like you.Copy !req
228. Maybe she knows your poor
and haven't paid your rent.Copy !req
229. Maybe she doesn't want
to date a homeless man.Copy !req
230. Speaking of rent: This isn't personal,Copy !req
231. but I want you to know you'll be forcibly
removed if you can't pay in the next 4 days.Copy !req
232. Yeah, I couldn't even find her online.Copy !req
233. Huh.Copy !req
234. - That's weird, huh?
- I know.Copy !req
235. - What you're gonna do?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
236. Have you heard about these dog killers?Copy !req
237. Um... Are there more than one?Copy !req
238. Who knows? It's just...Copy !req
239. It's creepy.Copy !req
240. I mean it's bad enough to get mugged,
but that someone stabs your dog...Copy !req
241. - in front of your eyes, it's traumatizing.
- Yeah, totally, huh?Copy !req
242. Ow.Copy !req
243. 15 YEARS OLD - COOKIE - REWARDCopy !req
244. Fuck.Copy !req
245. Welcome to purgatory.Copy !req
246. Good to be here.Copy !req
247. - Yeah, sometimes I think about things.
- Use it wisely.Copy !req
248. All these holy trinities of women,
thriving like plants under the heat...Copy !req
249. of the cities male gaze.
Three, three, three... three, three...Copy !req
250. Jesus, we love you!Copy !req
251. Is Jesus still here,
or did he leave already?Copy !req
252. I'm not sure.Copy !req
253. - He's with one of the brides, I think.
- Romantically? - Probably.Copy !req
254. He sure does seem to be making us
await for our hour with him.Copy !req
255. - One bride at a time.
- He's a romantic.Copy !req
256. You don't become a bride
without fucking Jesus.Copy !req
257. If he wasn't so handsome he'd
never get around with it.Copy !req
258. Blessed by the Holy Father, I guess.Copy !req
259. Hey, do you know this girl?Copy !req
260. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
261. Hey! Fuck you! Seriously!Copy !req
262. Get the fuck out of here!
It's the ladies room.Copy !req
263. Piece of shit! Asshole!Copy !req
264. Why we won't name ourselves
"Jesus and the brides of Frankenstein".Copy !req
265. Because there is so much
aphorism and pop-culture,Copy !req
266. we were worried the whole
thing might tire someone.Copy !req
267. Yeah, I can see why you were worried.Copy !req
268. - What you're doing here?
- Hey, Allen.Copy !req
269. Nice to see you.Copy !req
270. - Is that a woman's blouse?
- I guess so. - Guess?Copy !req
271. - What you're doing? Working?
- Yes, of course. How about you?Copy !req
272. Yeah... working... thinking about
things... a lot. How does the world work?Copy !req
273. Why we're swimming on roof tops
when there's an ocean right over there?Copy !req
274. - Uh, I don't have the answers.
- Who does? Nobody does.Copy !req
275. Hey, do you know a red-haired,
a blonde and a brunette...Copy !req
276. that drive a white convertible rabbit?Copy !req
277. No,
but I'm looking forward to meeting them.Copy !req
278. I gonna see if I can track them down.Copy !req
279. - I like that dress. Hi.
- Hi. Thanks, Allen.Copy !req
280. Oh, my god. Take a look.Copy !req
281. - Isn't that Millicent Sevence?
- I think it is.Copy !req
282. What is she doing here?
Isn't her dad kidnapped or something?Copy !req
283. - It's not, like, a classy move.
- Well, hard to know, uh, hard to knowCopy !req
284. what a person might do
when they're in pain.Copy !req
285. I'm doing a secret solo show tomorrow at
Hollywood Forever. If you wanna come...Copy !req
286. Yes. I'd love to.Copy !req
287. This is your ticket.Copy !req
288. Don't eat or break it.
If it's missing anything,Copy !req
289. even a crumb, they won't let you in.Copy !req
290. Thank you.Copy !req
291. I'm doing a secret solo show tomorrow...Copy !req
292. - Oh, my god.
- What?Copy !req
293. - Looks like they've found Millicent's dad.
- Hm? Really?Copy !req
294. His body was burned or something.Copy !req
295. He's dead?Copy !req
296. Yeah.Copy !req
297. Does she know?Copy !req
298. Hello?Copy !req
299. Hi. One of the guys of the
bookstore gave me your number.Copy !req
300. You said you wanted to talk to me?Copy !req
301. Oh, sure. Yeah. Hi. Uh...Copy !req
302. Yeah, I read your magazine and I wanted
to ask you some more questions about it.Copy !req
303. Is there a good time for us to meet?Copy !req
304. Sure, of course.
I'm actually writing all day tomorrow.Copy !req
305. I'm finishing a new issue of
"Under the Silver Lake".Copy !req
306. But you're welcome to stop at the house.Copy !req
307. - Uh, well, can you text me your address?
- Yeah, I can do that.Copy !req
308. Okay, great. I'll see you then.Copy !req
309. - Bye.
- Okay. Bye.Copy !req
310. Fuck.Copy !req
311. We're looking at the footage of the
crime scene discovered earlier tonight.Copy !req
312. The burning car, a 1935 Duesenberg,Copy !req
313. was spotted by a resident who
immediately called the authorities.Copy !req
314. Now, it's hard to believe that
the L.A. police chief hasCopy !req
315. confirmed that the remains are
those of Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
316. As reported earlier,
Sevence was found dead in his carCopy !req
317. with the bodies of three women,
believed to be prostitutes.Copy !req
318. In addition, some unnamed sources have
leaked a very odd detail about the case.Copy !req
319. Apparently the remains of a dog,Copy !req
320. a breed known as Bichon Frise,Copy !req
321. were found in the purse
of one of the victims.Copy !req
322. This has officially become a very grizzling
and puzzling murder investigation.Copy !req
323. I'm joined now by...Copy !req
324. Fuck.Copy !req
325. Who is the Owl's Kiss?Copy !req
326. The Owl's Kiss is a
lost legend of folklore.Copy !req
327. Just as terrifying as the Wolfman
or Frankenstein's Monster.Copy !req
328. She is a woman who arrives in the night,
through windows and locked doors,Copy !req
329. naked except for her mask
of taxidermied owl skin.Copy !req
330. She seduces men and women alike,
killing them in their sleep.Copy !req
331. This beautiful spectre is
responsible for dozensCopy !req
332. of deaths within the Los Angeles basin,Copy !req
333. though she has yet to be
mentioned by mainstream media.Copy !req
334. Theories abound as to her motives.Copy !req
335. This author believes she may
be a member of a longstandingCopy !req
336. American cult with origins
in trade and finance.Copy !req
337. It's the unlucky soul who finds himself
the recipient of an owl's kiss.Copy !req
338. What a bunch of bullshit.Copy !req
339. I can't believe Jefferson Sevence is dead.Copy !req
340. It looks like every year more
and more celebrities decease.Copy !req
341. People I grew up with just die.Copy !req
342. Dick Clark, Elizabeth Taylor,
Johnny Carson...Copy !req
343. Everybody dies.Copy !req
344. Even those people that you
think would be here forever.Copy !req
345. What were those pages on your nightstand?Copy !req
346. - The ones with the scribbles on it.
- Aw, it was nothing.Copy !req
347. Come on, tell me, I wanna know.Copy !req
348. Well, have you ever heard about, um, oldCopy !req
349. record albums having satanic messages on
'em if you play them backwards?Copy !req
350. Sure.Copy !req
351. Well, I was watching Wheel of Fortune,
and I noticed that Vanna White did this...Copy !req
352. a little pattern of
glance that I saw of her.Copy !req
353. She looked straight ahead, to the right,
to the left, and then back again.Copy !req
354. I was wondering: Is that random? Is
there a reason, like a pattern behind it?Copy !req
355. And if there is, maybe there's
something new in that pattern, so...Copy !req
356. I started taking notes while it happened.Copy !req
357. Passed seven month that I keep record.Copy !req
358. I've just be thinking:Copy !req
359. Why do we just assume that all thisCopy !req
360. infrastructure and entertainment
and open information and this beamingCopy !req
361. all over the place, all the time,
and every single home on the planetCopy !req
362. is exactly what we're told it is?Copy !req
363. Maybe there're people out there
who are more important than us,Copy !req
364. more powerful and wealthier than us,Copy !req
365. that are communicating things
and seeing things in theCopy !req
366. world that are meant only for them,
and not for us?Copy !req
367. I think it's fucking ridiculous to assume
that media has just purpose, right?Copy !req
368. Hm, yeah.Copy !req
369. Oh, you think that's weird.Copy !req
370. - A little.
- Okay.Copy !req
371. Don't you ever think that maybe rich
people know something that you and I don't?Copy !req
372. A good restaurant... maybe.Copy !req
373. Look, don't take this the wrong way,
but you smell so bad...Copy !req
374. - Yeah.
- ... and I... I think I should get going.Copy !req
375. - Don't you want thanks for the juice?
- I'll be back when the smell goes away.Copy !req
376. Now Vanna White. Vanna is from Atlanta,Copy !req
377. and she is...Copy !req
378. a professional model.Copy !req
379. Come on in! The water is still refreshing.Copy !req
380. - Christ!
- Ough!Copy !req
381. - It's truly creepy, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. I don't even walk my dog anymore.Copy !req
383. - We use a litter box.
- Hell.Copy !req
384. What's that smell?Copy !req
385. Oh! I don't know.Copy !req
386. - I smell it, too.
- Oh, god! Aw!Copy !req
387. Fuck!Copy !req
388. Hey, that's my car!Copy !req
389. - Hey, don't! You can't take my car! Please!
- It's my job, man.Copy !req
390. You can't keep it if you
can't make the payments.Copy !req
391. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
392. Come on in.Copy !req
393. - Thanks.
- You want a beer?Copy !req
394. - Yeah, please.
- Hot day and a cold beer.Copy !req
395. What are these masks?Copy !req
396. They're life masks.Copy !req
397. What's a life mask?Copy !req
398. Um, it's a resin casting
of famous people's faces.Copy !req
399. Th... They're all real, and truly life
representations of these amazing people.Copy !req
400. Most of them are from film productions,Copy !req
401. some were cast by a sculpture or statue
construction, like, um, Lincoln's.Copy !req
402. That's his real face?Copy !req
403. And this is, um...Copy !req
404. Johnny Depp next to...Copy !req
405. Grace Kelly.Copy !req
406. Hm.Copy !req
407. I really need to get a family.Copy !req
408. So that I have somebody to leave this to,
right?Copy !req
409. These people, they...Copy !req
410. they need to be remembered.Copy !req
411. Stay quiet.Copy !req
412. - What?
- It means "stay quiet".Copy !req
413. It's, uh, a hobo-code.Copy !req
414. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
415. Hobos and rail riders used
it a lot in the 1930's.Copy !req
416. Here.Copy !req
417. Take a look.Copy !req
418. They used it to let people know
who was cool, who wasn't...Copy !req
419. what houses offered food,
if there was a doctor in town thatCopy !req
420. might be sympathetic to travelers.
That sort of thing.Copy !req
421. Okay. So why is it in Sarah's room?Copy !req
422. And...Copy !req
423. - who they're telling to be quiet?
- I don't know.Copy !req
424. Maybe you.Copy !req
425. There's been this rash ofCopy !req
426. lost and found signsCopy !req
427. for dogs,Copy !req
428. humans,Copy !req
429. musical instruments...Copy !req
430. All over the past 2 years.Copy !req
431. Something really big is going on.Copy !req
432. I know it.Copy !req
433. And you think any of this
could be connected to Sarah?Copy !req
434. Of course.Copy !req
435. It could be a lot of things. Um...Copy !req
436. sex and drug trafficking,
the cult of whale,Copy !req
437. the dog killer... I don't know.Copy !req
438. Lately, I just assume thatCopy !req
439. the Owl's Kiss has something
to do with everything.Copy !req
440. Mmm, I'm not so sure about that.Copy !req
441. Do you have a dollar bill on you?Copy !req
442. I might.Copy !req
443. Here.Copy !req
444. Take a look.Copy !req
445. That's the sign from the Owl's Kiss.
Right there,Copy !req
446. on every dollar bill in this country.Copy !req
447. With every transaction
we're interact by her law.Copy !req
448. Any household that eats,
lives or tradesCopy !req
449. under her eyes is subject
to her jurisdiction.Copy !req
450. Our world is filled with codes, pacts,Copy !req
451. user agreements, subliminal messages...Copy !req
452. Here.Copy !req
453. Here. Here.Copy !req
454. Words and symbols,
hidden in printed advertising,Copy !req
455. sexual innuendo connected to corporations.Copy !req
456. Ideologies used when we're
adapted to free will,Copy !req
457. but are actually a result
of hidden messages.Copy !req
458. Okay. So if there're messages
that aren't subliminalCopy !req
459. but that are meant only
for certain people?Copy !req
460. Of course.Copy !req
461. That's as common as tits and hamburgers.Copy !req
462. - What's with all the cameras?
- I'm trying to protect myself.Copy !req
463. Do you know how many people
have died from the Owl's Kiss?Copy !req
464. No, I don't.Copy !req
465. I got the place all wired up.Copy !req
466. Nobody gets in here without me knowing,
right?Copy !req
467. Here it is. Here it is.Copy !req
468. I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.Copy !req
469. I bought this from another
collector 5 years ago.Copy !req
470. I'm convinced that mapCopy !req
471. is the key to everything I've
been searching for my whole life.Copy !req
472. Seriously?Copy !req
473. Seriously.Copy !req
474. Well, I think all you have to doCopy !req
475. is mark now where the
characters are hidingCopy !req
476. and then send them this
contest card right here.Copy !req
477. No, it's not about this piece of toy. It's
the map. It's geographically the scaleCopy !req
478. from Silver Lake to the Hollywood Hills.Copy !req
479. It is guiding me somewhere important.Copy !req
480. And one of these days I will crack it.Copy !req
481. Hey, man.Copy !req
482. Where is your car?Copy !req
483. Oh, it's in the shop.Copy !req
484. It'll be painted over all the graffiti.Copy !req
485. I told you.Copy !req
486. That's what you get for
driving a cart model.Copy !req
487. I like my car.Copy !req
488. And I like my cock,
but I don't have to compensate for it.Copy !req
489. Where the hell do you
get something like that?Copy !req
490. You can get everything. Amazon.Copy !req
491. Check it out, man.Copy !req
492. Silver Lake from above.Copy !req
493. How is it going?Copy !req
494. I'm, like, scaring out these houses.Copy !req
495. I think to god this chick used to be, like,
a lingerie model or something. Insane body.Copy !req
496. I mean, you know, you gotta be patient.Copy !req
497. Dude, I feel like you've fucked
up some very long time agoCopy !req
498. and that you lead a wrong life,
like a bad version ofCopy !req
499. - the life you was supposed to have.
- Come on, that wouldn't be fine.Copy !req
500. I used to think that I was
gonna be someone that, like...Copy !req
501. that people cared about.Copy !req
502. Like, maybe do something...Copy !req
503. really important.Copy !req
504. God, man.Copy !req
505. Everyone thinks that.Copy !req
506. That's narcissism and
entitlement one on one.Copy !req
507. I feel like somebody is following me.Copy !req
508. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
509. Let's say,
who's not being followed these days?Copy !req
510. What I meant, I'm getting that a lot lately,
like, hm, even before all this craziness.Copy !req
511. That's the modern persecution complex.Copy !req
512. Who needs witches and werewolves anymore,
right? Now we have... computers.Copy !req
513. I swear to god, if they're releasedCopy !req
514. the entire population is
suffering from mild paranoia.Copy !req
515. See, our little monkey brains,Copy !req
516. they're comfortable knowing
that we're all interlinkedCopy !req
517. and routed together now in some kind ofCopy !req
518. all-knowing alien mind hive.Copy !req
519. And that shit is, as a straight-up says,
a pit for delusion, for fear...Copy !req
520. Oh!Copy !req
521. Looks like somebody's home.Copy !req
522. - I'm gonna take off. See you soon.
- Yeah, be careful out there, buddy.Copy !req
523. I think it would've gone further,
but here mom came home.Copy !req
524. She realized that I had
a boy in the living room,Copy !req
525. so she actually closed the doors
to the den to give us some privacy.Copy !req
526. Then did anything happen?Copy !req
527. I finally gave up,
and we just watched cartoons.Copy !req
528. Can I have one?Copy !req
529. No.Copy !req
530. I say dumb her.Copy !req
531. You're just a dumb rat.Copy !req
532. Can we just shut up and
try to watch the movie?Copy !req
533. Yeah, I want to see my close-up.Copy !req
534. Wow, there it is. I'm impressed!Copy !req
535. I have never seen such a big forehead.Copy !req
536. All right, one cigarette.
Then you got to go.Copy !req
537. It looks like 20 meters high.Copy !req
538. - Shhh.
- Film stars.Copy !req
539. - Yes.
- Yeah, on the big screen and boom.Copy !req
540. Hey, are you the girls in the movie?Copy !req
541. - Yeah. Yeah, that's us.
- Oh.Copy !req
542. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
543. - Do you like the movie?
- Um, I just got here, so I...Copy !req
544. But it seems like a nice movie.Copy !req
545. Do you smell that?Copy !req
546. - Smells like skunk.
- And pot.Copy !req
547. There're a lot of skunks in Los Angeles.Copy !req
548. Especially on the east side.Copy !req
549. - We have to go. Let's go.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
550. - Go. Go.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
551. Easy, easy.Copy !req
552. I'll get that ass.
You know I'll get that ass. Come here!Copy !req
553. You've to take a bite
before I can let you in.Copy !req
554. Thank you everyone for coming.Copy !req
555. I'd like to dedicate this first songCopy !req
556. to the man who taught
me everything I know.Copy !req
557. This song is for Jesus.Copy !req
558. Record.Copy !req
559. Record.Copy !req
560. Record?Copy !req
561. Record.Copy !req
562. Record?Copy !req
563. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Record.Copy !req
565. Record.Copy !req
566. - Hi!
- Record.Copy !req
567. - How you're doing?
- Work is good. I'm just floating on.Copy !req
568. Hm. Yeah, I get it. Jack and Coke, please.Copy !req
569. Hey, did you find those
girls you're looking for?Copy !req
570. - Uh, no. Not yet.
- Hm-mm. I'll keep an eye on it.Copy !req
571. - Three hot girls in a Rabbit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
572. Hey, have you noticed
anything... like, um...Copy !req
573. strange happening with
this group of friends?Copy !req
574. Well, that's...
that's kind of a everyday scene, right?Copy !req
575. Something out of the ordinary?Copy !req
576. Right, yeah, but I'm just... I mean...
I guess I mean, like extra strange.Copy !req
577. Last week I hooked up with this chick.
She was...Copy !req
578. Thank you.Copy !req
579. fucked up out of her mind. But she said
some weird stuff about Jesus and the Brides.Copy !req
580. Like what?Copy !req
581. That there's a message in the music.Copy !req
582. A secret message?Copy !req
583. Hm-mm.Copy !req
584. - So what does it say?
- I've no clue, dude.Copy !req
585. - Who's the girl?
- She's one of the many.Copy !req
586. - All right.
- Crazy makes for good sex. Remember that.Copy !req
587. I liked your dance last night.
It was great.Copy !req
588. - You saw me?
- Uh-hum.Copy !req
589. Would you buy me one?Copy !req
590. Uh-hum. Can I get one more, please?Copy !req
591. - Sure.
- Thank you.Copy !req
592. - Thanks.
- Yeah. Um...Copy !req
593. Hey, can I ask you a...Copy !req
594. question...Copy !req
595. Yes.Copy !req
596. Um... Have you ever seen her around?Copy !req
597. That's Sarah.Copy !req
598. Yeah. You know what happened to her?Copy !req
599. Come with me.Copy !req
600. - Come on.
- Where are we going? - To the basement.Copy !req
601. Record.Copy !req
602. Come on.Copy !req
603. It's old music night in the Crypt Club.Copy !req
604. I don't know her very well,
but she was around.Copy !req
605. Soirees, parties, and shows and stuff.Copy !req
606. I don't know what happened to her,Copy !req
607. but I can tell you that it
nothing to do with my friends.Copy !req
608. We're just enjoying our world.Copy !req
609. Enjoying our bodies, enjoying our music.Copy !req
610. I heard there's some type of code,
like, secret messageCopy !req
611. in their music.Copy !req
612. I'm pretty sure that's not true.Copy !req
613. Jesus wouldn't hide a
message in a message.Copy !req
614. There is nothing to solve, you know.Copy !req
615. It's silly wasting your energy
on something that doesn't matter.Copy !req
616. We have this tiny little windowCopy !req
617. where we can have fun,Copy !req
618. fuck,Copy !req
619. be free.Copy !req
620. Life is too short, right?Copy !req
621. I wanna dance to this.Copy !req
622. - Come on.
- I don't know this song.Copy !req
623. Come on!Copy !req
624. We should fuck!Copy !req
625. Yeah!Copy !req
626. What? What's wrong? What's wrong?Copy !req
627. I'm... I'm feeling really strange.Copy !req
628. Jesus.Copy !req
629. How much of that cookie did you eat?Copy !req
630. All of it.Copy !req
631. Shit. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
632. Sorry.Copy !req
633. Fuck.Copy !req
634. Hey.Copy !req
635. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
636. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
637. Wait!Copy !req
638. Wait!Copy !req
639. Wait!Copy !req
640. Hey!Copy !req
641. Hi, mom.Copy !req
642. Hello! I'm so glad you picked up.Copy !req
643. I have good news.Copy !req
644. Remember I told you about
that Janet Gaynor movie?Copy !req
645. Uh-hum.Copy !req
646. Well, I taped it for you,
and I'm gonna send it in the mail,Copy !req
647. but I wanted to make sure you had a VCR.Copy !req
648. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
649. I... got a machine.
It's just not hooked up.Copy !req
650. But if you send me the tape,
I can watch it.Copy !req
651. Oh, good!Copy !req
652. I just thought it would be
something nice to share.Copy !req
653. She's so lovely.Copy !req
654. I... I feel connected to here.
Is that silly?Copy !req
655. No, mom, it's not silly.Copy !req
656. Well...Copy !req
657. I won't keep you.
I know how busy you are. But I love you.Copy !req
658. Love you.Copy !req
659. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
660. Hey, man, do you really you gonna find
a hidden message in a pop song?Copy !req
661. I don't know.Copy !req
662. I just remember being in my
room when I was, like, ten,Copy !req
663. and created all this weird little codes
and secret languages.Copy !req
664. This entire generation of men is obsessed
with video games, secret codes...Copy !req
665. - Yeah.
- ... space aliens...Copy !req
666. Fuck!Copy !req
667. It used to be a hundred years ago...Copy !req
668. you know, any moron could
wander through the woods andCopy !req
669. look behind a rock or some shit
and discover some cool new thing.Copy !req
670. Not anymore.Copy !req
671. Where's the mystery that
make everything worthwhile?Copy !req
672. We crave mysteries,
because there's none left.Copy !req
673. YOU, ALL ALONE, YOU AND I, THE TWO OF US,
TURNING LIKE TEETH, SIGH, OH, DEARCopy !req
674. Fuck.Copy !req
675. Okay.Copy !req
676. JEFFERSON SEVENCE DEAD. WHY IS HE GONE?Copy !req
677. ENJOY THE COMPANY OF HOLLYWOOD'S
UP AND CUMMING INGENIOUS! TONIGHT.Copy !req
678. CALL NOW!Copy !req
679. Hey, it's you.Copy !req
680. Hey.Copy !req
681. What do you do?Copy !req
682. Nothing.Copy !req
683. I meant your work.Copy !req
684. Oh, god. All I'm ever hearing is:Copy !req
685. What do I do for work? Do you have work?
Where you work? Working good? Working hard?Copy !req
686. People have to work.Copy !req
687. What about you?
You're in a movie. Why you're...Copy !req
688. doing this?Copy !req
689. It was only one movie and...
I didn't earn a penny.Copy !req
690. - Do you know how expensive it is here?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
691. Do you want a blow-job
from the supportingCopy !req
692. actress Academy Award
nominee from last year?Copy !req
693. Call Shooting Star.Copy !req
694. Or do you want to do it with girlfriend
of the lead in the biggest sitcom?Copy !req
695. Call Shooting Star.Copy !req
696. You wanna fuck an It-Girl?
It's not that hard.Copy !req
697. You are a patron for the
arts and I can pay my bill.Copy !req
698. - You pay me with credit card, right?
- Uh...Copy !req
699. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure.Copy !req
700. I was wondering...Copy !req
701. last night at the cemetery, who was
that paranoid looking guy in the limo?Copy !req
702. No idea.Copy !req
703. You don't know his name?Copy !req
704. No, he's anonymous.Copy !req
705. You don't know anything about him?Copy !req
706. Okay.Copy !req
707. Do you have anything to eat?Copy !req
708. I know this girl.Copy !req
709. - Really?
- Uh-hum.Copy !req
710. - How'd you know her?
- Sex, a party a few years ago.Copy !req
711. - Oh, yeah?
- Hm-mm.Copy !req
712. - Did you talk to her?
- No, that was not possible.Copy !req
713. - Why?
- Um...Copy !req
714. She was on this glass cubeCopy !req
715. in the middle of the living room.
It was like some pop performance, I guess.Copy !req
716. And she was just sitting there
wearing a dalmatian fur bathing suit,Copy !req
717. not moving nor making eye contact.Copy !req
718. All these drunk old men
were tapping on the glass,Copy !req
719. but she didn't move.Copy !req
720. Who took you there?Copy !req
721. Some nasty producer.
He brought me and some girls as dates.Copy !req
722. What is his name?Copy !req
723. I don't remember.Copy !req
724. He makes these big action films
based on household cleaning products.Copy !req
725. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.Copy !req
726. Yeah. So, we get there,Copy !req
727. we get through the gate,Copy !req
728. they check our IDs,Copy !req
729. and...Copy !req
730. then we're just free to go wherever
we want in that luxury neighborhood.Copy !req
731. We just can go in any house we want,
any room we want.Copy !req
732. There's food everywhere, and music,Copy !req
733. dancing, craziness...Copy !req
734. Just a big open party like
than ones that Gatsby gave.Copy !req
735. - So, who's place was it?
- Nobody really said. That was weird.Copy !req
736. But...Copy !req
737. there's this one house,Copy !req
738. the biggest house of the block,
this big stone mansion.Copy !req
739. And we were not allowed to go there.
It was the only place off limits.Copy !req
740. I heard some girls in the
bathroom talking aboutCopy !req
741. how it belonged to some songwriter.Copy !req
742. Must've been a famous song.Copy !req
743. Hm, no shit.Copy !req
744. Okay.Copy !req
745. YOU... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
746. ALL... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
747. ALONE... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.Copy !req
748. YOU... 1, 2, 3. Three.Copy !req
749. AND... 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
750. I... 1.Copy !req
751. TURNING... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Seven.Copy !req
752. LIKE... 4.Copy !req
753. TEETH... 5.Copy !req
754. What can it be?Copy !req
755. 3.Copy !req
756. 1, 2, 3... "R".Copy !req
757. 3.Copy !req
758. 1, 2, 3... "U".Copy !req
759. 5.Copy !req
760. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... a "B".Copy !req
761. 3.Copy !req
762. 1, 2, 3... "D".Copy !req
763. 1.Copy !req
764. 7... "A".Copy !req
765. "U" and "N"...Copy !req
766. "W"...Copy !req
767. "T"... "O" and "N"...Copy !req
768. The end.Copy !req
769. "Rub Deans head now... aitnder Newton."Copy !req
770. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
771. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
772. "Rub Deans head and wait under Newton."Copy !req
773. Okay. "Rub Deans head and wait under
Newton." What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
774. Dean Martin, Harry Dean Stanton,
Dean Koontz, Richard Dean Anderson,Copy !req
775. Dean of Admissions,
Dean Stockwell, James Dean.Copy !req
776. Rub Deans head... Rub Deans head...Copy !req
777. James Dean's head. Huh.Copy !req
778. Huh!Copy !req
779. Rub Deans head.Copy !req
780. Copernicus.Copy !req
781. Galileo.Copy !req
782. Kepler.Copy !req
783. Where are you?Copy !req
784. Newton. Okay.
Rub Deans head and wait under Newton.Copy !req
785. Okay.Copy !req
786. I saw you...Copy !req
787. rubbing the statue's head.Copy !req
788. Uh-huh.Copy !req
789. Here. Put that over your eyes.Copy !req
790. I'll take you where you're looking to go.Copy !req
791. Who are you?Copy !req
792. I'm a homeless king.Copy !req
793. Really?Copy !req
794. Yes.Copy !req
795. Where we're going?Copy !req
796. Just concentrate on walking, okay?Copy !req
797. Some people don't realize
the smell about themselves,Copy !req
798. but you...Copy !req
799. don't have a good smell about you.Copy !req
800. Is that a dog?Copy !req
801. It's a coyote.Copy !req
802. But it won't gonna bite me, right?Copy !req
803. No.Copy !req
804. Coyotes are... blessed creatures.Copy !req
805. If you ever find yourself
alone with a coyote,Copy !req
806. you don't run away.Copy !req
807. You follow it, see where it takes you.Copy !req
808. People say that we own land.Copy !req
809. The streets,Copy !req
810. the gardens, the hills,Copy !req
811. the houses and the caves...Copy !req
812. everything belongs to the coyotes.Copy !req
813. They just let us use it.Copy !req
814. Where are we?Copy !req
815. You know I can't tell you that.Copy !req
816. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
817. Okay, though.Copy !req
818. This way?Copy !req
819. Fuck.Copy !req
820. It's a fucking bomb shelter.Copy !req
821. Dear customers, the discounted cleaning
products are located in aisle 2.Copy !req
822. I need the price of 5 hamburgers, ma'am.Copy !req
823. - Can I help you?
- What's going on?Copy !req
824. You're a friend with the family?Copy !req
825. I just know him, but not very well.Copy !req
826. The neighbor found him.Copy !req
827. Committed suicide.Copy !req
828. God.Copy !req
829. He didn't seem suicidal.Copy !req
830. Yeah.
I spent two hours in the man's house.Copy !req
831. There's something's wrong about him.Copy !req
832. Okay.Copy !req
833. TREASURE HUNT!Copy !req
834. Okay.Copy !req
835. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
836. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
837. - Allen.
- Hey, sir, how are you?Copy !req
838. Hey. I'm fine. Everything's fine.Copy !req
839. Um, I were wondering if you might know
how I can get in touch with Jesus?Copy !req
840. I'm the wrong guy to ask.Copy !req
841. All right.
I mean the lead singer in the band.Copy !req
842. Yeah, I'm fucking with you, man.Copy !req
843. - What are you doing right now?
- Walking home.Copy !req
844. - Can you play chess?
- Not really.Copy !req
845. That'll work.
I'll be at your place in ten minutes.Copy !req
846. This is an cable TV actor who
likes to have people around,Copy !req
847. so he throws these chess partiesCopy !req
848. with hot chicks and guys
who like to play chess.Copy !req
849. Hm, that is... a terrible move.Copy !req
850. - I'll be right back.
- You sure you wanna do that? - Yeah.Copy !req
851. What the fuck, man! I'm taking a shit!Copy !req
852. Just let go off me!Copy !req
853. - Why did you put a code in the song?
- What you're talking about?Copy !req
854. - What are the tunnels for?
- What?Copy !req
855. - Why are you beating me?
- You understand "Turning Teeth".Copy !req
856. The fuck you coded. I need to know why you
put it there and what the fuck it means!Copy !req
857. Help!Copy !req
858. - Fucking tell me!
- I don't know anything about a code.Copy !req
859. How could you not know?
You wrote the fucking song.Copy !req
860. No, I didn't.Copy !req
861. - I wrote most of them, but not that one.
- Bullshit.Copy !req
862. Honestly!
The label gave me a few songs to record.Copy !req
863. And the rest are all mine.Copy !req
864. Which songs they gave you?Copy !req
865. "Turning Teeth", "Wire Mountain", and
"Waltz of the Christian Shit Farmers".Copy !req
866. - That's all of your hits.
- There's no reason to belittle me.Copy !req
867. All right. So, who wrote the songs?Copy !req
868. I don't know.
There're delivered anonymously.Copy !req
869. I got a call from someone of the label.Copy !req
870. They said not to ask any questions,Copy !req
871. but if I didn’t record the
songs I would lose my contract.Copy !req
872. Are you telling me you don't know
who wrote your own hit songs?Copy !req
873. He didn’t give a name! No!Copy !req
874. He just said it was an important
piece of music by the songwriter.Copy !req
875. The songwriter?Copy !req
876. Yeah! The songwriter!Copy !req
877. Hey.Copy !req
878. Hey.Copy !req
879. - Hey.
- Hm, what is it?Copy !req
880. Uh,
you remember that party you told me about?Copy !req
881. A place in a neighborhood
owned by some songwriter.Copy !req
882. Can you take me there?Copy !req
883. Okay.Copy !req
884. How do you all know each other?Copy !req
885. We're roommates.Copy !req
886. We work together.Copy !req
887. We're all Shooting Stars.Copy !req
888. - You too?
- Yeah.Copy !req
889. I didn't know you're an actress.Copy !req
890. I was on a soap opera between
the ages of five to six months.Copy !req
891. Come in, son.Copy !req
892. Did you write the song "Turning Teeth"
for Jesus and the Brides of Dracula?Copy !req
893. And the codes in the music?Copy !req
894. I found the tunnels and the bomb shelter.Copy !req
895. Okay.Copy !req
896. So, what does that all mean?Copy !req
897. Come and sit down. Here.Copy !req
898. Is that...Copy !req
899. Is that Kurt Cobain's
Fender Mustang guitar?Copy !req
900. Well, I don't know.
Probably. I don't remember.Copy !req
901. I have so many things.Copy !req
902. Can I pick it up?Copy !req
903. I don't always worry what the message is.
I just pass it along.Copy !req
904. I slip it between the notes.Copy !req
905. I hide it away from people
who know it's there.Copy !req
906. You said you've done this before?Copy !req
907. Codes?Copy !req
908. I wrote the music your dad grew up to.Copy !req
909. Half of what you're singing along
to as a kid, and I'm still good.Copy !req
910. And these teenagers are
dancing to my music.Copy !req
911. hidden messages in old pop songs?Copy !req
912. In movies, television shows,Copy !req
913. everything you know.Copy !req
914. Why?Copy !req
915. That's pop culture, isn't it?Copy !req
916. You throw it away like tissue paper.Copy !req
917. When I blow my nose,Copy !req
918. I find a used Kleenex, I recycle it,Copy !req
919. and there is your wedding song.Copy !req
920. Here it comes.Copy !req
921. What are the tunnels for?
Is there gonna be a war?Copy !req
922. Aw, hell, I don't know.Copy !req
923. I'm just trying to make a livingCopy !req
924. and earn a few dollars.Copy !req
925. Well, you have everything.Copy !req
926. No.Copy !req
927. You know this girl?Copy !req
928. Well, isn't she pretty.Copy !req
929. along with Jefferson Sevence' murder.Copy !req
930. - I think you already knew that, huh?
- No, I did not.Copy !req
931. But I don't care what's fashion or cool.Copy !req
932. It's all silly and it's all meaningless.Copy !req
933. I created so many of the
things that you care about.Copy !req
934. The songs that give your
life purpose and joy.Copy !req
935. When you were 15 and rebelling,
you were rebelling to my music.Copy !req
936. Uh-oh.Copy !req
937. That one you know.Copy !req
938. That song was not written
on a distorted guitar.Copy !req
939. No, I wrote it.Copy !req
940. Here, on this piano, somewhere between
a blow-job and an omelet.Copy !req
941. There is no rebellion.Copy !req
942. There's only me earning a paycheck.Copy !req
943. - I don't believe you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
944. Because the real message
was not meant for you.Copy !req
945. So, it's better if you just smile,
and you dance,Copy !req
946. and you enjoy the melody,
because this ugly old man... me...Copy !req
947. I am the voice of your generation.Copy !req
948. Your grandparents, your parents,
and all the young people that follow you.Copy !req
949. Aw, look at you.Copy !req
950. Everything that you hoped for,
that you dreamedCopy !req
951. about being a part of, is a fabrication.Copy !req
952. Your art,Copy !req
953. your writing,Copy !req
954. your culture...Copy !req
955. is the shell of other men's ambitions.Copy !req
956. Ambitions beyond what
you will ever understand.Copy !req
957. That's funny to you?Copy !req
958. That's a little bit
funny. Don't you think?Copy !req
959. Because I wrote this!Copy !req
960. And I wrote this!Copy !req
961. And I wrote this.Copy !req
962. - Stop it.
- And I wrote this, too!Copy !req
963. Stop it!Copy !req
964. Who's paying you to write these songs?Copy !req
965. Who's paying you to write these songs?Copy !req
966. Oh, shit!Copy !req
967. Look! You fools, you're in danger!
Can't you see? They're after you!Copy !req
968. They're after all of us!
Our wives, our children, everyone!Copy !req
969. They're here already! You're next!Copy !req
970. Fuck.Copy !req
971. Hi.Copy !req
972. I here to inform you that you have
to evacuate the premises immediately.Copy !req
973. - Is it about my rent?
- Yeah. You haven't paid. It's...Copy !req
974. criminally overdue, it's what it is.Copy !req
975. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
976. Ca...
Can I please just get a couple more days?Copy !req
977. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
978. Please. I haven't anywhere else to go,
and I'm really,Copy !req
979. really, close to getting the money.
I promise.Copy !req
980. Listen.Copy !req
981. I don't like this either.
Worst part of my job. Okay?Copy !req
982. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
983. I can give you one more day.
But that is it.Copy !req
984. Thank you.Copy !req
985. If you can't pay, I will not be
the nice guy you see right now.Copy !req
986. - No. No. I want him out... now!
- Hey.Copy !req
987. I'm handling this. Don't be greedy.Copy !req
988. - I like your shirt.
- Yeah, think about it.Copy !req
989. No duties. I mean it is...Copy !req
990. like I want.
That will on the highest south.Copy !req
991. Hm, can you bring me along?Copy !req
992. I'd love that. You could make the photos.Copy !req
993. Okay,
that girl is the youngest one to ever write,Copy !req
994. produce, direct and sound design
her own network's sitcom.Copy !req
995. How old is she?Copy !req
996. She's 12, but she's really an old soul.
Honestly. She really captures the Zeitgeist.Copy !req
997. I don't think there's any adult
that could ever express thatCopy !req
998. kind of deep understanding that
she has over her material.Copy !req
999. Hey.Copy !req
1000. How are you?Copy !req
1001. Go... Good.Copy !req
1002. I'm glad to hear that.Copy !req
1003. Um...Copy !req
1004. This is my fiance.Copy !req
1005. - Hi. How are you?
- Hehehe.Copy !req
1006. Congratulations.Copy !req
1007. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1008. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
1009. - So, how is work?
- Great.Copy !req
1010. Good.Copy !req
1011. I saw your billboard.Copy !req
1012. Cool. Which one?Copy !req
1013. You've more than one?Copy !req
1014. I only was aware of Los Feliz,
right near the Bigfoot.Copy !req
1015. You know, I'm glad it's getting out there.Copy !req
1016. You know... I'm working hard.Copy !req
1017. Just... I gotta keep trying.Copy !req
1018. Yeah. I mean... same here.Copy !req
1019. Well, it was really great seeing you.Copy !req
1020. You, too.Copy !req
1021. It's beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
1022. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1023. - Do you know who painted it?
- No.Copy !req
1024. Gaynor.Copy !req
1025. It's Janet Gaynor, the actress.Copy !req
1026. Wow.Copy !req
1027. My mom likes her.Copy !req
1028. Yeah, I like her, too.Copy !req
1029. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
1030. Yeah.Copy !req
1031. I was friends with one of the
girls who was with your dad.Copy !req
1032. She was really a nice person.Copy !req
1033. Huh.Copy !req
1034. I'm trying to find out
what happened to her.Copy !req
1035. Really?Copy !req
1036. What, do you know anything?Copy !req
1037. So, what do you think it all means?Copy !req
1038. I'm not sure, yet.Copy !req
1039. I can't... I can't quite see it,
but I'm close, I think.Copy !req
1040. Oh, god.Copy !req
1041. I don't think we should be
walking around here at night.Copy !req
1042. I think we're safe.
We don't have a dog with us.Copy !req
1043. GOD WILL JUDGE YOU, DOG KILLER!Copy !req
1044. Yeah, but anybody who could kill a dog
wouldn't think twice about killing a person.Copy !req
1045. I'm not sure if that's true.Copy !req
1046. Say, are you a cat person or a dog person?Copy !req
1047. It's hard to say.Copy !req
1048. I got bit by my grandparents
terrier when I was a kid, so I...Copy !req
1049. - I guess I'm a little afraid of them.
- Oh, god, that's awful.Copy !req
1050. Do you have a little change?Copy !req
1051. No. No.Copy !req
1052. - No. Sorry.
- No money to spare, huh?Copy !req
1053. Does your lady know you're cheap?Copy !req
1054. Fuck you!Copy !req
1055. Ugly piece of shit!
Worthless twack! Motherfucker!Copy !req
1056. You're more broke than I am! Fuck you!Copy !req
1057. Come back here and sit down next to papa!
I'll shit in your mouth!Copy !req
1058. Asshole! Fucking dick twat!Copy !req
1059. I know it's not okay if I say this,
but I fucking hate the homeless.Copy !req
1060. Everybody says we've to take care of them,
but I think they're fucking bullies.Copy !req
1061. Poltergeists.Copy !req
1062. - You mean ghosts?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1063. All they do is just...Copy !req
1064. float around on the edges of
the peripheries and watch peopleCopy !req
1065. eating delicious food,
drinking beer, and falling in love.Copy !req
1066. They can't participate, feeling jealous,
and then they harass us.Copy !req
1067. Why don't you just give
him a dollar next time?Copy !req
1068. Have you ever been in there?Copy !req
1069. What?Copy !req
1070. - In the reservoir?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1071. Come on.Copy !req
1072. I think someone's been following me.Copy !req
1073. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1074. I wanted it to look like a creative screw.Copy !req
1075. We will not?Copy !req
1076. I found this hidden in my dad's office.Copy !req
1077. H6 to G4. Like a chess move?Copy !req
1078. - Your dad played chess?
- Yeah, he did.Copy !req
1079. Get down. Get down!Copy !req
1080. H6 to G4.Copy !req
1081. What the fuck are you saying?Copy !req
1082. H6 to G4. H... 6... to G... 4.Copy !req
1083. NPM 1:35 to 37.Copy !req
1084. NPM. What the fuck does NPM mean?Copy !req
1085. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1086. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1087. NPM.Copy !req
1088. What does NPM stand for?Copy !req
1089. NPM.Copy !req
1090. NPM.Copy !req
1091. NPM.Copy !req
1092. NPM. NPM. NPM. NPM.Copy !req
1093. NPM 1.Copy !req
1094. Nintendo Power Magazine, issue 1.Copy !req
1095. Page 35 to page 37. 35 to 37.Copy !req
1096. Okay. Page 35. 35, 36, 37.Copy !req
1097. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I...Copy !req
1098. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Okay.Copy !req
1099. H6 G4, H6 G4. H6...Copy !req
1100. Calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
1101. H6.Copy !req
1102. To G...Copy !req
1103. 1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
1104. G4.Copy !req
1105. H6 to G4.Copy !req
1106. What the fuck should I do with that?Copy !req
1107. - Marco!
- Polo!Copy !req
1108. - Marco!
- Polo!Copy !req
1109. SECRET MAP INSIDE EVERY BOX!Copy !req
1110. Fuck. He has it.Copy !req
1111. Wow. Oh, my god. You were right.Copy !req
1112. You were right.Copy !req
1113. H6... to G4.Copy !req
1114. So, that's the reservoir,
and that's Mount Hollywood.Copy !req
1115. What the fuck is in there?Copy !req
1116. Hello.Copy !req
1117. Can I help you?Copy !req
1118. Yeah.Copy !req
1119. My friend Sarah was killed.Copy !req
1120. These three girls know something about it.Copy !req
1121. Why do you assume that?Copy !req
1122. I don't assume it.Copy !req
1123. I saw herCopy !req
1124. taking thingsCopy !req
1125. from Sarah's apartment,Copy !req
1126. and I found a...
a hidden code in their friend's music,Copy !req
1127. and I've been in the tunnels.Copy !req
1128. All right.Copy !req
1129. Please, sit down.Copy !req
1130. Have some tea.Copy !req
1131. I found... a shelter down there.Copy !req
1132. Some... some kind of bunker,Copy !req
1133. in case of a nuclear war.Copy !req
1134. It's not a shelter.Copy !req
1135. So, what is it?Copy !req
1136. A tomb.Copy !req
1137. Was it ours?Copy !req
1138. They're tombs for kingsCopy !req
1139. like meCopy !req
1140. and Jefferson Sevence.Copy !req
1141. Why would Jefferson Sevence need a tomb
underneath the city?Copy !req
1142. Is the cemetery not good enough for him?Copy !req
1143. It's not about a burial.Copy !req
1144. It's about ascension.Copy !req
1145. We're not dying, we'll be transported to
another world, somewhere better than this.Copy !req
1146. - Are you talking about heaven?
- No.Copy !req
1147. I'm talking about somethingCopy !req
1148. exclusiveCopy !req
1149. and real.Copy !req
1150. Our souls are gonna be
pulled from our bodiesCopy !req
1151. and carried through this
unfathomable amniotic sac.Copy !req
1152. We will be beyond this universe, living
together like kings, without limitation.Copy !req
1153. The pharaohs did it.Copy !req
1154. Great men throughout the
history have done the same.Copy !req
1155. Are you dying?Copy !req
1156. Not, but I'll be sealed in a
tomb with my beautiful bridesCopy !req
1157. and all with my worldly possessions,Copy !req
1158. and we are going to have delicious meals,Copy !req
1159. and wine, and television, and sex,Copy !req
1160. enough to last six months.Copy !req
1161. - And then you die?
- No.Copy !req
1162. We wait to be ascended.Copy !req
1163. Only the richest of men
can afford this ceremony.Copy !req
1164. It's expensiveCopy !req
1165. to build a tunnel system
and keep it hidden.Copy !req
1166. But it costs much moreCopy !req
1167. to murder people without
being harassed about it.Copy !req
1168. Did you kill Sarah?Copy !req
1169. No one will find our chambers
for a thousand years.Copy !req
1170. In the future men will understandCopy !req
1171. that we were modern kings.Copy !req
1172. Rulers without statues or effigies.Copy !req
1173. She was here?Copy !req
1174. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1175. Is Sarah alive?Copy !req
1176. She may have ascended already.
I don't know.Copy !req
1177. She's down there in one of those things,
those tombs?Copy !req
1178. - With Jefferson Sevence?
- Yes.Copy !req
1179. They found his body.Copy !req
1180. They found another man's bones
mixed with most of Jefferson's teeth,Copy !req
1181. some of his skin,Copy !req
1182. and all the organs that
he can live without.Copy !req
1183. Ow, such an angry thing to do.Copy !req
1184. What are you upset about?Copy !req
1185. I just wanna see Sarah.Copy !req
1186. Well...Copy !req
1187. Why don't we see if we
can get her on the phone.Copy !req
1188. Do you have a phone?Copy !req
1189. Incoming calls only.
We had trouble in the past.Copy !req
1190. People getting scared and try to get out.Copy !req
1191. She's trapped down there?Copy !req
1192. You don't wanna lose out on eternal lifeCopy !req
1193. just because we might have a normal physicalCopy !req
1194. aversion to being buried
underneath the earth.Copy !req
1195. That's only human.Copy !req
1196. Fuck.Copy !req
1197. Hello.Copy !req
1198. How're you?Copy !req
1199. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1200. Okay. Good.Copy !req
1201. Do you mind if I put you on videophone?Copy !req
1202. A friend of yours is here.
He wants to see you. Great.Copy !req
1203. Hello?Copy !req
1204. - Sarah, can you... can you hear me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1205. I... I've been looking for you.Copy !req
1206. Really?Copy !req
1207. You hardly know me.Copy !req
1208. Yeah, I know, uh...Copy !req
1209. Are you annoyed at me, or angry?Copy !req
1210. Did I sound angry?Copy !req
1211. Oh.Copy !req
1212. Well, no, I just wanted to
know what happened to you.Copy !req
1213. Oh.Copy !req
1214. Uh, you really wanna be down there?Copy !req
1215. Yeah.Copy !req
1216. You're go... You're gonna die down there.
Um...Copy !req
1217. Is that what you want?Copy !req
1218. I'm gonna take this in the other room.
Will you hang it up when I get in there?Copy !req
1219. Sure.Copy !req
1220. Their chamber was covered
in a mountain of concrete.Copy !req
1221. It can't be opened.Copy !req
1222. There's no reason to upset that girl.Copy !req
1223. Please, be kind.Copy !req
1224. Got it!Copy !req
1225. Okay.Copy !req
1226. Do you think I've made a mistakeCopy !req
1227. coming down here?Copy !req
1228. May... maybe.Copy !req
1229. Well...Copy !req
1230. there's no getting out now,
so I may as well make the best of it.Copy !req
1231. Yeah.Copy !req
1232. Same here.Copy !req
1233. So...Copy !req
1234. how're you?Copy !req
1235. Not great.Copy !req
1236. Have you thought about getting a new dog?Copy !req
1237. No.Copy !req
1238. Maybe it'd be good for you.Copy !req
1239. An unconditional love.Copy !req
1240. Yeah, I'll think about it.Copy !req
1241. Well, I better get going.
I said I'd make dinner tonight andCopy !req
1242. I've a million things to do.Copy !req
1243. Okay.Copy !req
1244. Well, enjoy... your dinner.Copy !req
1245. Take care.Copy !req
1246. Bye.Copy !req
1247. Last night...Copy !req
1248. I had a vision of us making
love beneath the earth.Copy !req
1249. And we were swimming together,
naked, in a dark pool.Copy !req
1250. And that's when it happens.Copy !req
1251. Our bodies dissolved into light.Copy !req
1252. And every beautiful thought we've ever had
roams around us,Copy !req
1253. and carries our souls through spaceCopy !req
1254. into another world.Copy !req
1255. And we're all justCopy !req
1256. laughing the whole time because we knowCopy !req
1257. that nothing can ever be wrong again.Copy !req
1258. I wish you were coming with us.Copy !req
1259. This isn't a world that
anyone with any sense stays inCopy !req
1260. or spends much time worrying about.Copy !req
1261. You're living a carnival,Copy !req
1262. throwing little plastic rings
at oversized pop bottlesCopy !req
1263. hoping to win a price.Copy !req
1264. What are you gonna win?Copy !req
1265. A two week vacation?Copy !req
1266. A new car?Copy !req
1267. A little money to retire on?Copy !req
1268. It's all just aCopy !req
1269. shitty sawdust filled rabbit.Copy !req
1270. The things you care aboutCopy !req
1271. are useless where we're going.Copy !req
1272. Why have I come to this horrible place?Copy !req
1273. How did you know I was here?Copy !req
1274. We smell you.Copy !req
1275. Huh.Copy !req
1276. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
1277. What happened to that man and those girls?Copy !req
1278. They were waking up right now
in their ascension chamber.Copy !req
1279. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
1280. Do you know what you did wrong?Copy !req
1281. No.Copy !req
1282. We found these in your pocket.Copy !req
1283. Why do you have dog
biscuits in your pocket?Copy !req
1284. I used to...Copy !req
1285. I liked a girl who had a dog.Copy !req
1286. When was that?Copy !req
1287. A long time ago.Copy !req
1288. Did she stop loving you?Copy !req
1289. Yeah.Copy !req
1290. Why do you have dog
biscuits in your pocket?Copy !req
1291. Because I was waiting
for her to take me back.Copy !req
1292. I wanted to give the dog
a treat and rub its ears.Copy !req
1293. Just the way I used to, and then
everything would be good again.Copy !req
1294. You can go now.Copy !req
1295. Really?Copy !req
1296. Yeah.Copy !req
1297. You're not...Copy !req
1298. not gonna kill me?Copy !req
1299. I don't think so. We might.
I'm not sure, yet.Copy !req
1300. But, obviously,
don't mention any of this to anyone.Copy !req
1301. I won't.Copy !req
1302. Okay.Copy !req
1303. Dag.Copy !req
1304. Bye.Copy !req
1305. I CAN SEE C... HAMBURGERS ARE LOVECopy !req
1306. I'M NOT USED TO BEING HAPPY...Copy !req
1307. IT'S FUNNY... IT HURTS.Copy !req
1308. I'M AFRAID!Copy !req
1309. NEVER LOOK DOWN... ALWAYS LOOK UP!Copy !req
1310. Hollywood!Copy !req
1311. Hollywood!Copy !req
1312. Hollywood!Copy !req
1313. Hollywood!Copy !req
1314. Is that patchouli?Copy !req
1315. No.Copy !req
1316. Hm.Copy !req
1317. Hollywood!Copy !req
1318. Hollywood!Copy !req
1319. What's that bird saying?Copy !req
1320. I don't know.Copy !req
1321. Honestly I always wondered,
but I have no idea.Copy !req
1322. Hollywood!Copy !req
1323. Hollywood!Copy !req
1324. Hollywood!Copy !req
1325. I mean, look at this shit.Copy !req
1326. That all over here had to be taken out
to clear the apartment...Copy !req
1327. God damn it! Look what he painted there!
What is that?Copy !req