1. And we're
back at the final stretchCopy !req
2. of the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
3. Guy Gagné is
gaining on the pack.Copy !req
4. The young French Canadian
is making quite an impressionCopy !req
5. in his debut
here at the Motor Speedway.Copy !req
6. In all my years of racing,Copy !req
7. I've never seen a driver
with this much raw talent.Copy !req
8. But what's this?Copy !req
9. Out of nowhere, a dark horse
is challenging Gagné.Copy !req
10. He's gaining on the pack.Copy !req
11. And down the front stretch.Copy !req
12. Moving into fourth position...
third... Now, second!Copy !req
13. Going to the outside
as they cross the bricks!Copy !req
14. And it looks like
the winner is Turbo!Copy !req
15. Amazing! Unbelievable!Copy !req
16. Instant replay.
Again, in super slo-mo.Copy !req
17. Whoo! Whoa!Copy !req
18. Welcome back, race fans.Copy !req
19. We're here with Indy's
brightest new star, Guy Gagné.Copy !req
20. Tell us, Guy, what inspired
you to become a race driver?Copy !req
21. You know, Dan, everybody's got that
one thing that makes them happy.Copy !req
22. And for me, it's terrifying,
terrifying blazing speed.Copy !req
23. Guy!Copy !req
24. - One at a time, please.
- Theo!Copy !req
25. Yes, the handsome
fellow in the back.Copy !req
26. What are you doing?Copy !req
27. What I've always done. Stay
focused, try to run my race.Copy !req
28. That's all any driver can do.
Next question.Copy !req
29. Can you please go to sleep?Copy !req
30. We've got work tomorrow.Copy !req
31. Sleep? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
32. It takes hours to come down
after a big race like this.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I bet. Okay.Copy !req
34. They are the fuel
that keeps me running!Copy !req
35. Guy, when you were just a rookie
starting out in the Indy Lights,Copy !req
36. did you ever dream that you'd
be standing here today?Copy !req
37. Well, as my dear father
always told me,Copy !req
38. "No dream is too big,
and no dreamerCopy !req
39. too small. "
Too small.Copy !req
40. Sleep!Copy !req
41. Head in the game. Head in the game.Copy !req
42. Yes! Seventeen minutes!
That's a new record!Copy !req
43. Whoo-hoo! Theo!Copy !req
44. Good morning.Copy !req
45. Let's go, people!
Pick it up!Copy !req
46. Turbo, ready to make his move.Copy !req
47. Did you see that?
She cut me off!Copy !req
48. Ah! The joys of racing.Copy !req
49. How could anyone not see the appeal
of watching a bunch of cars,Copy !req
50. drive around in circles
for hours on end?Copy !req
51. Left turn!
Left turn! Left turn!Copy !req
52. Your ignorance
saddens me to no end.Copy !req
53. Left turn!
"What do I do here?"Copy !req
54. "Oh, no, wait a minute.
Left turn!"Copy !req
55. 'Morning, Chet!Copy !req
56. How's it going, Sally?Copy !req
57. 'Morning, Chet.
'Morning, Phil.Copy !req
58. Well, that's a shame.Copy !req
59. And so begins another wonderful
work week at the plant.Copy !req
60. All right, people, we got a lot
of tomatoes to harvest today.Copy !req
61. We got to pick them, we got to
sort them, we got to eat them.Copy !req
62. But most importantly,
we got to be...Copy !req
63. Safe.Copy !req
64. Yes! Music to my ears.Copy !req
65. Look at her.Copy !req
66. Nice curves.Copy !req
67. Oh! You are one giant,
juicy temptress.Copy !req
68. Mmm. Big Red.Copy !req
69. Any day now.Copy !req
70. Any day now.Copy !req
71. Overripe!Copy !req
72. Overripe!Copy !req
73. Overripe!Copy !req
74. Oh, no.Copy !req
75. Here we go.Copy !req
76. Bring it on.Copy !req
77. Whoa! Not this time.Copy !req
78. And the cars are
at the starting line.Copy !req
79. Gagné's in
the top pole position,Copy !req
80. driving his trademark
number one overripe tomato.Copy !req
81. Next to him is that feisty
young upstart, Turbo.Copy !req
82. Gentlemen, start your engines.Copy !req
83. Gagné rolls into the lead
around the first turnCopy !req
84. with Turbo hot on his tail
into the straightaway.Copy !req
85. Hey, there he goes again.Copy !req
86. And down the homestretch,
the crowd goes wild!Copy !req
87. Go, Turbo!Copy !req
88. They're neck and neck!
Gagné, Turbo! Turbo, Gagné!Copy !req
89. - And it looks like the winner is...
- Turbo!Copy !req
90. Oh! So close!Copy !req
91. It's a photo finish!Copy !req
92. Overripe!Copy !req
93. All right, all right,
knock it off.Copy !req
94. Talk to your brother, Chet.
Or I will.Copy !req
95. I'm on it, Carl.Copy !req
96. This will not happen again.Copy !req
97. Uh-huh.
Heard that before.Copy !req
98. Okay.Copy !req
99. That's lunch!Copy !req
100. You do this to yourself,
you know.Copy !req
101. I mean, look at you.Copy !req
102. How could they
not make fun of you?Copy !req
103. It's like you're
almost forcing them.Copy !req
104. If you'd just quit
it with the speed stuff...Copy !req
105. I can't help it.Copy !req
106. It's in me.Copy !req
107. Mmm, no.
It is not "in" you.Copy !req
108. Says who?Copy !req
109. Nature. Mother Nature.Copy !req
110. Maybe you've heard of her?Copy !req
111. We all have
our limitations, Theo.Copy !req
112. And the sooner
you accept the dull,Copy !req
113. miserable reality
of your existence,Copy !req
114. the happier you'll be.Copy !req
115. Wow. Aren't you just a
little ray of sunshine?Copy !req
116. Heads up! Shell
crusher, two o' clock!Copy !req
117. All right, people,
you know the drill.Copy !req
118. Tuck and roll!Copy !req
119. Can't tuck.
I can't tuck!Copy !req
120. Theo, tuck and roll!Copy !req
121. We've been over this.
I don't tuck and roll.Copy !req
122. You have a shell
for a reason. Use it.Copy !req
123. You use it.Copy !req
124. I mean, come on, he's not
even looking this way.Copy !req
125. Hey, Juice Box, nice tricycle!Copy !req
126. You see what I'm saying?Copy !req
127. All right, good hustle.Copy !req
128. Good hustle, everybody!Copy !req
129. Almost everybody.Copy !req
130. Quitting time!Copy !req
131. Good night, Jim!
Night, Sally!Copy !req
132. Night, Steve!
I don't know your name.Copy !req
133. I'm out of here! Bye!Copy !req
134. You're watching Fast!Copy !req
135. Sponsored by Adrenalode!Copy !req
136. Adrenalode, not legal
in Utah and South Dakota.Copy !req
137. Do not exceed more than two cans
of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.Copy !req
138. Do not expose Adrenalode to
flame, or to water, or to sand.Copy !req
139. Yes!Copy !req
140. Oh!
That tastes awesome.Copy !req
141. Welcome back to
The Road to Indianapolis.Copy !req
142. I'm here with five-time Indy
champ, the legendary Guy Gagné!Copy !req
143. I love you, Guy!Copy !req
144. Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice
for the future racers out thereCopy !req
145. who might be watching
at home right now?Copy !req
146. Oh, my gosh.
That's me, that's me.Copy !req
147. Well, there comes a time
in every raceCopy !req
148. when a driver is forced to make that
one, key, split-second decision.Copy !req
149. Fall behind, or push ahead.Copy !req
150. Push ahead!Copy !req
151. To take a chance
and risk it all,Copy !req
152. or play it safe
and suffer defeat.Copy !req
153. Risk it all, Guy!Copy !req
154. But what really separates the
racers from the champions...Copy !req
155. Yes!Copy !req
156. that one thing
that separatesCopy !req
157. the ordinary from
the extraordinary...Copy !req
158. What is it?Copy !req
159. That one thing is...Copy !req
160. No!Copy !req
161. No, you didn't!Copy !req
162. No! No! No! No! No!Copy !req
163. Come back to me, TV!Copy !req
164. Whoa.Copy !req
165. Only you have your finger on the...
It's working!Copy !req
166. 'Morning, Bob.
'Morning, Sally.Copy !req
167. 'Morning, Steve.Copy !req
168. 'Morning...Copy !req
169. You know, this is good.Copy !req
170. Yes, this is good.Copy !req
171. I daresay we've had
a breakthrough, here.Copy !req
172. With that TV gone, you can
finally get out of that garageCopy !req
173. and put all that racing
nonsense behind you.Copy !req
174. And do what?Copy !req
175. Start living your life.Copy !req
176. I have a life?Copy !req
177. Big Red?Copy !req
178. Big Red!Copy !req
179. I can't tuck.
I can't tuck!Copy !req
180. Yes!
Finally!Copy !req
181. All right, let's chow down!Copy !req
182. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hit the brakes, people.Copy !req
183. It's Gardener Day.Copy !req
184. You're quitting?
Just like that?Copy !req
185. Hey, nothing ventured,
nothing gained.Copy !req
186. That's a bad thing.Copy !req
187. "There comes a time
in every raceCopy !req
188. when a driver is forced to makeCopy !req
189. that one, key,
split-second decision."Copy !req
190. What did he just say?Copy !req
191. "Take a chance and risk it all,Copy !req
192. or play it safe
and suffer defeat."Copy !req
193. Okay, enough
with the crazy talk, Theo.Copy !req
194. Just step away from the
grass and get back to work.Copy !req
195. Theo!Copy !req
196. And the cars are
at the starting line.Copy !req
197. Gentlemen, start your engines.Copy !req
198. And once again,
it's Turbo out front.Copy !req
199. No dream is too big.Copy !req
200. In the high lane!
At the stripe!Copy !req
201. And it looks like
the winner is...Copy !req
202. Tuck and roll, Theo!
Tuck and roll!Copy !req
203. No!Copy !req
204. Aw.Copy !req
205. Are you insane?Copy !req
206. You could've
gotten yourself killed!Copy !req
207. Theo, what were you thinking?Copy !req
208. I thought I could get there.Copy !req
209. When are you gonna wake up?Copy !req
210. I wish...Copy !req
211. I wish I was...Copy !req
212. That was close.Copy !req
213. Oh, no.Copy !req
214. Yeah!Copy !req
215. No, no, no!
Come on! Faster!Copy !req
216. No, no, no!Copy !req
217. What happened?Copy !req
218. Hey, hey, hey!
Get out of here!Copy !req
219. Not dead! Not dead!Copy !req
220. Ugh! It reeks in here.Copy !req
221. It's like wearing a hat
made out of feet.Copy !req
222. Home.Copy !req
223. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
224. All right.Copy !req
225. I'm okay.Copy !req
226. Oh.Copy !req
227. That's peculiar.Copy !req
228. Okay, what's happening to me?Copy !req
229. Oh! What? That's me!Copy !req
230. Oh, come on! Stop it!Copy !req
231. Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!Copy !req
232. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
233. Welcome, everyone, to this
monthly safety meeting.Copy !req
234. Well, there goes Jerry.Copy !req
235. I'm going to hand things
over to Chet, now,Copy !req
236. who has some important
new policies to go over.Copy !req
237. Thank you very much, Carl.
Good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
238. I'm happy to "poli-see"
you all here today.Copy !req
239. Okay. I would like to begin
with some very exciting news.Copy !req
240. The latest figures are in.Copy !req
241. Accidental smushes
were down 15 percent.Copy !req
242. Well done, team.Copy !req
243. It's tricky to rock a rhymeCopy !req
244. To rock a rhyme
That's right, on timeCopy !req
245. It's tricky
T-t-tricky, trickyCopy !req
246. Yo, yo!
You're listening to 98.6Copy !req
247. where hip-hop... beats.Copy !req
248. What's new pussycat?Copy !req
249. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
250. Drop it like it's hotCopy !req
251. Drop it like it's hotCopy !req
252. Finally.Copy !req
253. Huh?Copy !req
254. What in the...Copy !req
255. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
256. Oh!Copy !req
257. Whoa!Copy !req
258. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
259. Help!Copy !req
260. Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
261. Mom!Copy !req
262. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
263. Oh, no!Copy !req
264. And so, in preparation
for Crow Awareness Week,Copy !req
265. I'd just like to say...Copy !req
266. Tuck and roll!Copy !req
267. No, I'm not kidding!
Tuck and roll!Copy !req
268. Look out!Copy !req
269. Granted, yes,Copy !req
270. I admit that there's been a wee
bit of damage to inventory, here,Copy !req
271. but if you'd just
let me explain...Copy !req
272. You're fired!Copy !req
273. Whoa, okay, Carl, if you just
give him one more chance,Copy !req
274. I promise that this
will never, ever...Copy !req
275. You don't understand.
You're fired.Copy !req
276. "You," plural. Youse.
Y'all. Both of you!Copy !req
277. Chet. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
278. You have to believe me,
I didn't mean for this to...Copy !req
279. All my life.Copy !req
280. All my life, I've defended
you, covered for you,Copy !req
281. stood up for you,
apologized for you,Copy !req
282. and this is what
I get in return.Copy !req
283. Dragged down with you
on your sinking ship.Copy !req
284. A nice, comfy deck chair
on the S.S. Theo!Copy !req
285. Ave-aye, Captain!Copy !req
286. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
287. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
288. I don't know. All I
know is, the other night,Copy !req
289. I'm standing above the 101,
and all of a sudden...Copy !req
290. It was a rhetorical question!Copy !req
291. Chet!Copy !req
292. Help! The world is moving!Copy !req
293. Coming through!Copy !req
294. Okay, I'm gonna
wake up any minute now.Copy !req
295. Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
296. Chet?Copy !req
297. Easy now, fellas. You
really don't wanna do this.Copy !req
298. Chet!Copy !req
299. Am I dead?
Is this heaven?Copy !req
300. I pictured it cleaner.Copy !req
301. Come on, get up.Copy !req
302. Theo. Whoa.
The crows got you, too.Copy !req
303. What? No, Chet, it wasn't the crows.
It was...Copy !req
304. Look at this place.Copy !req
305. Broken glass, rusty nails.
Breathe.Copy !req
306. Discarded salt packets!
A few, yeah.Copy !req
307. It's like a minefield out here.Copy !req
308. Oh! Oh, no. I've got tetanus.
I've got tetanus.Copy !req
309. My jaw is locking up.Copy !req
310. Chet, will you calm down?
There is no reason to panic.Copy !req
311. Everything's
gonna be just fine.Copy !req
312. Well, well, well. Buenas noches,
little amigos.Copy !req
313. This must be my lucky day.Copy !req
314. Hola. It's Tito.Copy !req
315. Hey, tell everyone
I'm bringing it.Copy !req
316. What is this place?Copy !req
317. Well, well, well.Copy !req
318. Somebody better call the cops,Copy !req
319. because I'm about to
make a killing.Copy !req
320. Killing?Copy !req
321. What'd he drag in this time?Copy !req
322. Ha! Whiplash is
going to eat them up.Copy !req
323. It's gonna be a slaughter.Copy !req
324. Mm-hmm, dead meat.Copy !req
325. We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.Copy !req
326. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
327. Come on, come on.
Now, hurry up.Copy !req
328. A little far from home
aren't you, garden snail?Copy !req
329. Hey, I
think we got a crier here.Copy !req
330. Let's do this!Copy !req
331. I got this one!
Oh, I got this one!Copy !req
332. Yeah. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
333. Come on! This is me!Copy !req
334. Time to go, Theo.Copy !req
335. Ready...Copy !req
336. Set...Copy !req
337. Go!Copy !req
338. Look. He dead.Copy !req
339. Taco Man found dead snail.Copy !req
340. What?Copy !req
341. Run!Copy !req
342. Santa Maria!Copy !req
343. What did you say
your name was again?Copy !req
344. My name is Turbo.Copy !req
345. Aw! I wish I could
rename myself.Copy !req
346. Where did you find him?Copy !req
347. How did he do that?Copy !req
348. Where did you come from?Copy !req
349. Hey, how'd you do that?Copy !req
350. Theo. A word, please.Copy !req
351. Okay, that was...
Um...Copy !req
352. Amazing, right?Copy !req
353. If you think that's something,
check this out. Ooh!Copy !req
354. Ahhh! Turn it off!Copy !req
355. Sorry. High beams. Sorry.Copy !req
356. Ooh, that's a new one.Copy !req
357. It's okay, it's okay, Theo.
Just hang in there.Copy !req
358. As soon as we get home,
we're gonna get you fixed.Copy !req
359. What? I don't need to be fixed.Copy !req
360. There's nothing
wrong with me, Chet.Copy !req
361. Nothing wrong with you?
Well, you're...Copy !req
362. You're a freak of nature.Copy !req
363. I know, I know!
Isn't it great?Copy !req
364. Theo!Copy !req
365. You know what?
I prefer "Turbo."Copy !req
366. I don't know what crazy
lab you escaped fromCopy !req
367. but you're amazing,
Little Amigo. Amazing!Copy !req
368. Tito!Copy !req
369. Mmm?Copy !req
370. Um, one second, please.Copy !req
371. Do you see that sign?
What does it say?Copy !req
372. Angelo...Copy !req
373. it says,
"Dos Bros Tacos."Copy !req
374. "Dos" Bros, Tito.
Not "Uno" Bro.Copy !req
375. You're supposed to be out
there, selling tacos,Copy !req
376. not racing snails.Copy !req
377. I know, but this little
guy is something special.Copy !req
378. I'm telling you, Angelo,Copy !req
379. the customers are gonna be
lining up around the block.Copy !req
380. I can see it already.Copy !req
381. "Come for the snail racing, stay
for the chimichangas." Huh?Copy !req
382. Get your head out
of the clouds, Tito.Copy !req
383. It's enough with
your crazy schemes.Copy !req
384. No! You're a taco
genius, Angelo.Copy !req
385. And it is my mission in life to
share your gift with the world.Copy !req
386. Great. Then first
thing in the morning,Copy !req
387. get in that truck
and go sell some tacos.Copy !req
388. Tito.Copy !req
389. You sure you had enough to eat?
Are you tired?Copy !req
390. Here, I made up your bed.Copy !req
391. Now, it might get
a little chilly tonight.Copy !req
392. So, I warmed up your blanket.Copy !req
393. There you go.
All comfy and cozy.Copy !req
394. Sweet dreams, Little Amigo.
I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
395. Did he really just
kiss you goodnight?Copy !req
396. He did. Jealous?Copy !req
397. Question. What gives
with the super-speed?Copy !req
398. Hey, hey, you a robot?Copy !req
399. Are you radioactive, homie?Copy !req
400. Is it contagious?Copy !req
401. Give the kid some space.Copy !req
402. I'm Whiplash. And
this here is my crew.Copy !req
403. I'm Skidmark!Copy !req
404. Ah. yeah!Copy !req
405. And I'm Burn.
Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.Copy !req
406. The name is Smoove Move. I set
the tone around here, you dig?Copy !req
407. Now check this.
Right about now,Copy !req
408. I'm moving so fast, the whole
world's going in slow motion, baby.Copy !req
409. Whoa...Copy !req
410. Here one second, gone the next.Copy !req
411. They call me the White Shadow!Copy !req
412. Because I'm so fast,
all you see is my shadow.Copy !req
413. I don't get it.Copy !req
414. I'm fast, like a shadow!Copy !req
415. Yeah, but shadows,
they're not inherently fast.Copy !req
416. White Shadow...Copy !req
417. I can still see you.Copy !req
418. Listen, garden snail,
you clearlyCopy !req
419. got the skills
to pay the bills.Copy !req
420. If snails had to
pay bills, that is.Copy !req
421. You would be able to pay them.Copy !req
422. Yeah, bills.Copy !req
423. Paid in full, son.Copy !req
424. So, I'm here to invite
you to join our crew.Copy !req
425. Join your crew?Copy !req
426. Did I say something humorous?Copy !req
427. I'm sorry. It's just that
you guys are, you know,Copy !req
428. kind of slow-ish.Copy !req
429. Oh! Really? To our faces?Copy !req
430. Theo, what are you doing?Copy !req
431. Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearly just heard.Copy !req
432. Heard what?
I didn't hear anything.Copy !req
433. Nothing out of order,
did you, Theo?Copy !req
434. Oh, I meant what I said.Copy !req
435. Then you better put your
money where your mouth is.Copy !req
436. Snails don't have money.Copy !req
437. Otherwise, we'd be able to
pay the bills. Remember?Copy !req
438. Your trash talk is
needlessly complicated.Copy !req
439. Is it? Or is it that your
unpaid bills are overdue?Copy !req
440. Enough talk.
It's time for action.Copy !req
441. It's simple. First one to the
top of that shooting starCopy !req
442. wins.Copy !req
443. You guys? Way up there, huh?
Awesome.Copy !req
444. Let me get my calendar
so I can time you.Copy !req
445. Oh, you got jokes, rookie?Copy !req
446. Laugh it up, garden snail.Copy !req
447. On your mark...Copy !req
448. Get yourself set...Copy !req
449. Prepare to be White Shadowed!Copy !req
450. Whoa!Copy !req
451. Yeah!Copy !req
452. Whoo!Copy !req
453. Yeah! Bam!Copy !req
454. Coming through!Copy !req
455. Oh! Those guys
are crazy!Copy !req
456. Those guys are awesome.Copy !req
457. Hey, player!
The party up here!Copy !req
458. Whoo!Copy !req
459. How do I get up there?Copy !req
460. Later!Copy !req
461. Oh!Copy !req
462. Coming through!Copy !req
463. Yeah!Copy !req
464. Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail?Copy !req
465. Today, everything changes!Copy !req
466. Tito, what are you doing?Copy !req
467. Planning a "taco-volution"!Copy !req
468. It's a little concept that I came up with.
When you combine the words...Copy !req
469. "Taco" and "revolution."
I get it.Copy !req
470. But how is that supposed
to help us sell tacos?Copy !req
471. Patience, bro. Taco-volutions
don't happen in a day.Copy !req
472. Tacos, I sayCopy !req
473. Talking about a taco-volutionCopy !req
474. Sauce and chips
Mmm. ..Copy !req
475. And next up
on our tour is the L.A. River.Copy !req
476. Oh, Oh, Oh!Copy !req
477. Famous for its appearance...Copy !req
478. Get! Get out!Copy !req
479. Sorry, Paz. Can
you throw that up here?Copy !req
480. Coming to getcha!
I'm coming to getcha!Copy !req
481. Bye.Copy !req
482. Hey!Copy !req
483. Valley Hobby, this is
Bobby, how can I help you?Copy !req
484. No, you got the wrong number.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
485. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
486. You want Jackson Five on your feet?
One Jackson per toe.Copy !req
487. Sure, knock yourself out.Copy !req
488. Can't get no better.Copy !req
489. Mmm!Copy !req
490. Okay. So,
what's your plan, huh?Copy !req
491. Stay here in this
rundown strip mall?Copy !req
492. With a bunch of lunatic snails,Copy !req
493. and a nutso taco man who is
using you to sell Mexican food?Copy !req
494. Because if that's your plan, then
whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!Copy !req
495. My ears are burning. I hope
you're not talking about me.Copy !req
496. You two seem to have a special
connection, Little Amigo,Copy !req
497. and Snail Who Seems To Be
Friends With Little Amigo.Copy !req
498. Is this your mother?Copy !req
499. Your sister?Copy !req
500. Oh! Say no more.
It's your girlfriend.Copy !req
501. Ah, she's a cutie.Copy !req
502. Ow!Copy !req
503. Hmm.Copy !req
504. Women.Copy !req
505. I have to admit,Copy !req
506. I was kind of hoping the taco-volution
would've started by now.Copy !req
507. It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
508. With my brains and your speed,Copy !req
509. we should be destined
for greatness, right?Copy !req
510. We need to think big,
Little Amigo.Copy !req
511. I'm talking commercials,
talk shows, county fairs.Copy !req
512. Flea markets. No, farmers' markets.
No, supermarkets.Copy !req
513. We'll cover all the markets.Copy !req
514. Quinceañeras,
confirmations, graduations.Copy !req
515. The Indy 500.Copy !req
516. Ooh, I got it. We can have
our very own telenovela!Copy !req
517. What? No.Copy !req
518. Oh...Copy !req
519. Whoo!Copy !req
520. This is it, Chet. I knew we
ended up here for a reason.Copy !req
521. Will you just
slow down for a second?Copy !req
522. Slow down? Are you kidding?
I'm never going slow again!Copy !req
523. Theo, stop. Oh!Copy !req
524. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
525. I wanna enter him
in the Indy 500.Copy !req
526. The Indy 500?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
527. What is he talking about?Copy !req
528. Now, look, I know it may
sound a little crazy...Copy !req
529. No, no, no, Tito,
that doesn't sound crazy.Copy !req
530. Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi.
That was crazy.Copy !req
531. What? People love sushi.Copy !req
532. Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo.
That was crazy.Copy !req
533. The babies were cute.
The adults were just so mean.Copy !req
534. Taco Man and his sidekick,
the Churro.Copy !req
535. Oh, that was
off-the-hook crazy!Copy !req
536. Crazy awesome.Copy !req
537. But this, Tito? This is in
a category all by itself.Copy !req
538. Angelo, please.Copy !req
539. Come on, Chet.
Just hear me out.Copy !req
540. Theo, a snail cannot race in a
competition meant for cars.Copy !req
541. There are rules.Copy !req
542. Actually, I've been doing
a lot of research,Copy !req
543. and there's
nothing in the rulesCopy !req
544. that says a snail
can't enter the race.Copy !req
545. There's nothing that says this
sponge can't enter the race either,Copy !req
546. but that doesn't mean
it's ever gonna happen.Copy !req
547. Millions of people watch that race.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
548. This could put us
on the map, bro.Copy !req
549. Trying to work, here.Copy !req
550. Oh, come on, Angelo.Copy !req
551. All we have to do is raise the
$20,000 registration fee.Copy !req
552. What?Copy !req
553. I figured, once we sell the truck...
Sell the...Copy !req
554. Are you even listening
to yourself, Tito?Copy !req
555. You want to invest our entire
life savings in a snail!Copy !req
556. I'm telling you, this snail crawled
into our lives for a reason.Copy !req
557. I think he could be
our little shooting star.Copy !req
558. Did you hear that, Chet?
This guy believes in me.Copy !req
559. That guy is as
crazy as you are.Copy !req
560. They'll never let
you into that race.Copy !req
561. And even if they did,
you wouldn't survive one lap.Copy !req
562. Yeah, but...
Angelo, listen...Copy !req
563. Tito!
Theo!Copy !req
564. Not every dream is
meant to come true.Copy !req
565. Yeah, what he said.Copy !req
566. A snail in the Indy 500.Copy !req
567. What will you think of next?Copy !req
568. Don't worry, Little Amigo.
We'll get that entrance fee somehow.Copy !req
569. Hmm.Copy !req
570. Now, I know some people may sayCopy !req
571. $20,000 sounds
like a lot of money.Copy !req
572. It is a lot of money.Copy !req
573. And I know some people
may say I'm crazy.Copy !req
574. But I say, when a snail crawls into
your life at 200 miles an hour,Copy !req
575. then you'd have to be crazy
not to grab onto that shell,Copy !req
576. and take a ride of a lifetime.Copy !req
577. Now, in case you're
still not convinced...Copy !req
578. Boom! Check out my well-designed
endorsement poster.Copy !req
579. are the
champions, my friends...Copy !req
580. What's your point, Tito?Copy !req
581. My point is, we got a chance to
change our lives for the better.Copy !req
582. To make Starlight Plaza the great
place we all know it could be.Copy !req
583. Now, come on.Copy !req
584. Who's ready to sponsor
the next Indy 500 champion?Copy !req
585. Sorry, Tito, but
I've got work to do.Copy !req
586. No, you don't.
None of you do.Copy !req
587. I don't get it.
That poster was awesome.Copy !req
588. Oh, well, good try, you did your best.
Time to go home, Theo.Copy !req
589. Oh, we're going
to Indianapolis, Chet.Copy !req
590. Don't you worry your chubby
little face about that.Copy !req
591. All right, team.Copy !req
592. Snail up!Copy !req
593. And next up
on our tour is the L.A. River.Copy !req
594. Famous for its appearance
in such movies as...Copy !req
595. You've just been
White Shadowed!Copy !req
596. Oh!
Whoo!Copy !req
597. Next stop is
the Starlight Plaza.Copy !req
598. Yes!Copy !req
599. Burn. Let's get
this party started.Copy !req
600. You know it.Copy !req
601. Snailed it.Copy !req
602. Skidmark. You bringing
the beverages?Copy !req
603. Oh, I got a beverage for you.
And a beverage for you.Copy !req
604. Light her up, Turbo.
Do your thing, baby.Copy !req
605. Hey, Angelo!
We got customers.Copy !req
606. Whoa!Copy !req
607. Okay, you ready?Copy !req
608. Go!Copy !req
609. Huh?Copy !req
610. All right.
You're good to go.Copy !req
611. Okay, everybody.
Back on the bus.Copy !req
612. Oh, Mama, you look good!Copy !req
613. Bye. Come again. I do
weddings, bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
614. Thank you.
Come back soon.Copy !req
615. Tomorrow, later on today.
I'll be here.Copy !req
616. Good luck with
that snail of yours.Copy !req
617. Thank you, my friend.Copy !req
618. I gotta hand it to you, Tito.Copy !req
619. For once, one of your
crazy schemes worked.Copy !req
620. I know!Copy !req
621. And, hey, if we did better
because of that billboard,Copy !req
622. just imagine what
the Indy 500 could do.Copy !req
623. Hey, don't go crazy on me.Copy !req
624. We had a good day.
We sold a few extra tacos.Copy !req
625. It's good enough.Copy !req
626. You better not mess this up, Tito.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
627. Oh, no.Copy !req
628. Oh, yes. We're going to
Indianapolis, Chet!Copy !req
629. "I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy"
to the "Wizzah." You dig?Copy !req
630. Yes, sir.Copy !req
631. One breakfast burrito, please.Copy !req
632. That's it. I'm sorry, honey.
Today is the day.Copy !req
633. Tito!Copy !req
634. Are you ready, big man?Copy !req
635. On three. One, two...Copy !req
636. Indy, baby!Copy !req
637. Oh, oh!Copy !req
638. I got it! "Fasty"!Copy !req
639. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
640. Huh?Copy !req
641. Oh!Copy !req
642. "Turbo"!Copy !req
643. All right, as the kids say,
"Time to plump your ride."Copy !req
644. Oh, heck, no!Copy !req
645. Let's do this.Copy !req
646. Now, that's more like it.Copy !req
647. No twitching. Voilà!Copy !req
648. Ooh-wee!Copy !req
649. Suited and booted, gooted and
looted, dipped and whipped!Copy !req
650. We've got a contender, baby!Copy !req
651. Oh, look at him go!Copy !req
652. Ah.Copy !req
653. Fresh air, baby.Copy !req
654. We ain't in Van Nuys no more.Copy !req
655. Uh-uh.Copy !req
656. Hi, Chet.Copy !req
657. You're gonna be my boyfriend!Copy !req
658. I'm gonna
call you "boo."Copy !req
659. "Boo"? What does
that even mean?Copy !req
660. Sure beats the view
from the garden, huh?Copy !req
661. I can't believe
you're doing this.Copy !req
662. "We." We are doing this.Copy !req
663. You. I'm just a hostage.Copy !req
664. Theo, what happens
if you wake up tomorrow,Copy !req
665. and your powers are gone, hmm?Copy !req
666. What then?Copy !req
667. Then I better make
the most of today.Copy !req
668. This is even bigger
than Hobby-Con.Copy !req
669. Wow. Now,
that's a car.Copy !req
670. Whoa. Shiny.Copy !req
671. Gagné.Copy !req
672. Whoa!Copy !req
673. And Guy Gagné wins the pole,Copy !req
674. with a four-lap average
of 230 miles per hour.Copy !req
675. That's Gagné's best time yet.Copy !req
676. Turbo has never gone that fast.Copy !req
677. I mean, yet.Copy !req
678. So, you got a plan, Taco Man?Copy !req
679. Of course I do.Copy !req
680. Please tell me those phony
glasses are not your plan.Copy !req
681. Uh, no.
That would be ridiculous.Copy !req
682. Come on, phony
glasses, do your thing.Copy !req
683. Oh, this great. I'm gonna
go have heart attack.Copy !req
684. Qué pasa, my friend?Copy !req
685. I have a driver that I'd
like to enter into the race.Copy !req
686. What team does
your driver race for?Copy !req
687. Dos Bros Tacos and Company.Copy !req
688. Has he passed the rookie test?Copy !req
689. Hey, come here. Let's
cut to the chase, okay?Copy !req
690. You have glasses,
I have glasses.Copy !req
691. What do we gotta do
to get this done, bro?Copy !req
692. Hey, let go.
Come on, man, let go!Copy !req
693. This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.
I have astigmatism and stuff.Copy !req
694. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
695. Guy, how do you do it,Copy !req
696. shattering your own
records year after year?Copy !req
697. Well, when a cheetah
chases after a gazelle,Copy !req
698. does he ever stop to think, "Maybe
I've caught enough gazelles.Copy !req
699. "Maybe I should just settle
down, try the vegan thing."Copy !req
700. No! He keeps running as long
as his legs will carry him.Copy !req
701. I am like the cheetah.
I never give up.Copy !req
702. Next question.Copy !req
703. All right, give me the keys.
I'll drive the first shift home.Copy !req
704. Whoa!
What gives?Copy !req
705. No, no, no!Copy !req
706. Can I help you, monsieur?Copy !req
707. One second, please.Copy !req
708. What are you doing? Are you
trying to get me arrested?Copy !req
709. Oh.Copy !req
710. Sorry! So sorry. We'll
have this under control...Copy !req
711. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
712. I give you the next
Indy 500 champion!Copy !req
713. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
714. Is that a snail?Copy !req
715. Your driver is a snail?Copy !req
716. What kind of welcome is that?Copy !req
717. I'd say an appropriate
welcome, given the situation.Copy !req
718. All right.
Game over, nut job.Copy !req
719. Let's go.Copy !req
720. Have a nice flight, Chet.
Huh?Copy !req
721. Hit it!
White Shadow!Copy !req
722. Bonzai!Copy !req
723. Get off!Copy !req
724. Pedal to the metal, Turbo.Copy !req
725. Go!Copy !req
726. Whoa!Copy !req
727. Yeah!Copy !req
728. Whoa! That snail is fast!Copy !req
729. Whoo!Copy !req
730. What did I miss?
What did I miss?Copy !req
731. 226! Ha-ha! That's fast
enough to qualify!Copy !req
732. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
733. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
734. Oh, man, wait until
people see this!Copy !req
735. Whoa! That snail is fast!
What? Are you seeing this?Copy !req
736. - Hello?
- Have you heard?Copy !req
737. Yes, I've heard.Copy !req
738. That snail is fast.Copy !req
739. Forget about it. This
will blow over by noon.Copy !req
740. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
741. - Hello?
- Have you seen it?Copy !req
742. Yes, I've seen it!Copy !req
743. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
744. What?Copy !req
745. Snail is fast!Copy !req
746. You see the snail moving fastCopy !req
747. You slow, you gonna get passedCopy !req
748. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
749. He won't be lastCopy !req
750. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
751. Snail quicker
than a lightning flashCopy !req
752. His engine's roaring,
he's flooringCopy !req
753. He won't run out of gasCopy !req
754. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
755. That snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
756. Whoa! Are you
seeing this?Copy !req
757. Whoa!Copy !req
758. You cannot have
a snail in the Indy 500.Copy !req
759. Whoa!
It's a miracle of nature!Copy !req
760. Will the snail
be crushed by the giant race cars?Copy !req
761. Whoa!Copy !req
762. That snail is fast,Copy !req
763. Fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
764. Whoa. That snail is fast.Copy !req
765. We've just received
word that the CEOCopy !req
766. of IndyCar is about
to make a statement.Copy !req
767. And so, after careful
consideration and...Copy !req
768. That snail is fastCopy !req
769. That snail is fastCopy !req
770. Sorry. My bad.Copy !req
771. I've decided...Copy !req
772. Please, say yes.
Please, say yes.Copy !req
773. Please, say no.
Please, say no.Copy !req
774. White Shadow.Copy !req
775. I've decided that I simply cannot
permit a snail to enter...Copy !req
776. Please, sir,
give my snail a shot,Copy !req
777. and I swear,
you won't regret it.Copy !req
778. Mr. Lopez, while I appreciate your
enthusiasm, my decision is...Copy !req
779. Let him race!Copy !req
780. Let him race!Copy !req
781. Let him race!Copy !req
782. Let him race! Let him race!
Let him race!Copy !req
783. Now, now. Order.Copy !req
784. Sir, if I may.Copy !req
785. You might want to
get a two-shot here.Copy !req
786. I, like this passionate gentleman
here, came from humble beginnings.Copy !req
787. In the words of my dear father,Copy !req
788. "No dream is too big,
and no dreamer, too small."Copy !req
789. And that is why I, for one,Copy !req
790. believe that if the Indy 500 isn't
going to put a limit on speed,Copy !req
791. then it shouldn't
put a limit on spirit!Copy !req
792. Give the people what they want.Copy !req
793. Let him race!Copy !req
794. Let him race! Let him race!
Let him race!Copy !req
795. Just me.Copy !req
796. Whole frame, my face.Copy !req
797. All right!Copy !req
798. "All right," what?Copy !req
799. Your snail can compete
in the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
800. Yeah!Copy !req
801. Has the world lost its mind?Copy !req
802. To Turbo!Copy !req
803. Starlight Plaza! Hey!Copy !req
804. He ain't slow no more.Copy !req
805. That's for sure.Copy !req
806. Shut the door.Copy !req
807. Get on the floor.Copy !req
808. Barbeque sauce!Copy !req
809. And we're back
with more from Indianapolis.Copy !req
810. Check it out.
We're on TV.Copy !req
811. Mr. Lopez,
how do you feel aboutCopy !req
812. getting to compete
in the Indy 500?Copy !req
813. I'm just so happy.Copy !req
814. And we'd all be
happy to see youCopy !req
815. come on down to
the Starlight Plaza.Copy !req
816. Just north of the 101
in Van Nuys, California.Copy !req
817. Kim Ly Nail Salon. Where we
put the "nail" in "snail. "Copy !req
818. Taco Man cried in front of
millions of people. Ow!Copy !req
819. Here you go, Paz.
Nice and warm.Copy !req
820. Goodnight, Tito.Copy !req
821. You comfy enough, Bobby?
Uh... No.Copy !req
822. Okay, let me know
if you need anything.Copy !req
823. Hey! No touching!Copy !req
824. Smooth, smooth, smooth.Copy !req
825. Sleep tight, Little Amigo.
We got a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
826. Yep.Copy !req
827. Big day, indeed.Copy !req
828. Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing
note of disapproval.Copy !req
829. I'm worried.
And you should be, too.Copy !req
830. I'll be fine.Copy !req
831. You are delusional,
you know that?Copy !req
832. It's Big Red all over again.Copy !req
833. Only this time, instead
of one lawn mower,Copy !req
834. it'll be 32 giant,
fire-breathing cars!Copy !req
835. And I won't be
able to save you.Copy !req
836. You won't have to, because
this time, I have speed.Copy !req
837. You're not a car.
You're a snail.Copy !req
838. I got a shot here, Chet.
I can do this. You'll see.Copy !req
839. No, I won't.Copy !req
840. I will not stand by and watch
the only brother I've gotCopy !req
841. risk his life chasing
some impossible dream.Copy !req
842. I'm sorry, Theo.Copy !req
843. All of these people,
they believe in me.Copy !req
844. Guy Gagne believes in me.Copy !req
845. Why won't you?Copy !req
846. And by the way,
my name is Turbo.Copy !req
847. All right.
Tout suite, let's go.Copy !req
848. Whoa.Copy !req
849. 2.2-liter turbo V6.Copy !req
850. 24-valve
quad-overhead cam.Copy !req
851. Fastest open-wheel, single-seat
machine on the planet.Copy !req
852. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
853. No way.Copy !req
854. You're not trying to steal
my trophy from me, are you?Copy !req
855. Because if you want one for
yourself, you may have a long wait.Copy !req
856. Espresso?Copy !req
857. So, you are my
little competition, eh?Copy !req
858. The underdog
versus the champion.Copy !req
859. The world loves the
underdogs, you know.Copy !req
860. The dreamers out there,
they need them.Copy !req
861. Need to believe
that one day, maybeCopy !req
862. they could achieve
the impossible, too.Copy !req
863. Well, the sad truth is,
underdogs seldom win.Copy !req
864. And dreamers?Copy !req
865. Let's just say, eventually,
they have to wake up.Copy !req
866. I've never talked to a snail before.
So small, so amusing.Copy !req
867. No wonder they want
to see you race, eh?Copy !req
868. Vroom! Vroom!Copy !req
869. Look at him go.Copy !req
870. Thank you, plucky snail.Copy !req
871. Because of you, the whole world
will be watching this race.Copy !req
872. And when the checkered flag drops,
they'll be watching me win.Copy !req
873. Crawl home, garden snail,Copy !req
874. while you still can.Copy !req
875. Good afternoon, race fans,Copy !req
876. and welcome to this year's
running of the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
877. Televised in over 200 countriesCopy !req
878. and aired in
33 different languages,Copy !req
879. this is no longer just a race,Copy !req
880. this is the day you'll be telling
your grandchildren about.Copy !req
881. Where were you the day they let
a snail race in the Indy 500?Copy !req
882. Okay, time to go.
You ready?Copy !req
883. All right, team meeting.
Bring it in.Copy !req
884. This is it, Little Amigo.
This is our moment. Our time.Copy !req
885. Today is the day
we make our mark.Copy !req
886. Everybody in!
It's go time!Copy !req
887. Oh, Theo.
Be careful out there.Copy !req
888. Hey, little snail.
Are you lost?Copy !req
889. No.Copy !req
890. Are you a boy, or a girl?Copy !req
891. Why is this confusing?
I'm not a girl!Copy !req
892. And there they are, folks. Some of
the biggest names in motorsport.Copy !req
893. Shelby Stone, hot
off her win in Sao Paulo.Copy !req
894. Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, a.k.a.
"The Brazilian Butcher."Copy !req
895. He actually was a butcher before
he got into race car driving.Copy !req
896. Gagné! Gagné! Gagné!Copy !req
897. Hey!Copy !req
898. And here he comes,
folks, le man, le myth, le legend...Copy !req
899. le "if I could choose
anybody in the worldCopy !req
900. to be my best friend
it would be..."Copy !req
901. Guy Gagné!Copy !req
902. Yes, yes. "Gagné, Gagné!"Copy !req
903. You know, food trucks are
actually very popular these days.Copy !req
904. And I tell you what,
I do love a good torta.Copy !req
905. Yeah!Copy !req
906. Whoo! Uh-huh.Copy !req
907. And would you
look at those t-shirts?Copy !req
908. It is amazing what you can
do on your printer at home.Copy !req
909. Ay, Tito, you better
know what you're doing.Copy !req
910. Here you go, little snail. Now you've
got the best seat in the house.Copy !req
911. Oh, no. Nope.
This isn't happening.Copy !req
912. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
913. Stay here.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
914. Help! Let me out.
Let me out!Copy !req
915. Breathe.Copy !req
916. Good afternoon and welcomeCopy !req
917. to what has become the most
anticipated and unprecedentedCopy !req
918. running of
the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
919. So, without further ado,Copy !req
920. ladies and gentlemen,
and snail,Copy !req
921. start your engines!Copy !req
922. It's like an earthquake!Copy !req
923. I love it. Is it weird
that I love it?Copy !req
924. Everyone,
off the track, please.Copy !req
925. See you in the winner's
circle, garden snail.Copy !req
926. Easy to the peasy, baby.Copy !req
927. Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
We can do this, right?Copy !req
928. Oh, I wish I was tiny,
so I can give you a hug.Copy !req
929. Get off the track!Copy !req
930. Okay, okay, I'm going!
Good luck out there, Turbo!Copy !req
931. Did anybody bring earplugs?Copy !req
932. What?Copy !req
933. Oh, I can't watch this.Copy !req
934. The pace car is off and the
parade laps are underway.Copy !req
935. Only moments until
the green flag drops,Copy !req
936. and history is made
here at Indianapolis.Copy !req
937. Let's do this.Copy !req
938. And the race is on!Copy !req
939. You go, Turbo!Copy !req
940. Turbo, struggling out there.Copy !req
941. Looks like the party is over
for the motoring mollusk.Copy !req
942. He's getting killed out there.Copy !req
943. What have we done?Copy !req
944. Whoa.
That snail is history.Copy !req
945. Oh! I think
I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
946. Come on, garden snail.
Get your head in the game!Copy !req
947. Go, go, go!Copy !req
948. All right, go, go, go!Copy !req
949. Come on! We're supposed
to be a team, here!Copy !req
950. We're trying.Copy !req
951. It's a snail. There's
not that much to do.Copy !req
952. That's it. This pit crew is
officially under new management.Copy !req
953. Now, this is how it's done.
Air jack.Copy !req
954. Jack-tivate.Copy !req
955. Lube.
Applied liberally.Copy !req
956. Detailing.Copy !req
957. Wax on, wax off.
Ow!Copy !req
958. Fuel!
Down the hatch.Copy !req
959. Chug! Chug! Chug!Copy !req
960. Foot massage.Copy !req
961. You know it.Copy !req
962. Relaxing vibes.Copy !req
963. Own it, brother.Copy !req
964. Now, de-lax those vibes!Copy !req
965. Ahhh! Are you crazy?Copy !req
966. Ow! Yeah, I'm crazy! What
made you think I was sane?Copy !req
967. I don't
know how to... Ow!Copy !req
968. Are you a car?
No.Copy !req
969. Are you a car?Copy !req
970. No!Copy !req
971. Then stop driving like one!Copy !req
972. Now get out there.
Snail up, baby!Copy !req
973. Go, T-boogie, go!Copy !req
974. Gagné with
a commanding lead now.Copy !req
975. Followed by Claudio Cruz,
Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.Copy !req
976. Go!
Come on.Copy !req
977. Snail up.Copy !req
978. Snail up!Copy !req
979. Yes!Copy !req
980. I don't believe it!
Turbo just went under a car!Copy !req
981. Whoa!
Did you see that?Copy !req
982. Despite a rocky start, it
looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.Copy !req
983. Yeah! Now we're talking!Copy !req
984. Where is he?
Where is he?Copy !req
985. Oh! He passed another one!Copy !req
986. Yeah!Copy !req
987. That's my brother, right there.
That's the back of his head!Copy !req
988. Go, go, go!
Left turn! Left turn!Copy !req
989. Yeah! Left turn!Copy !req
990. Turbo maneuvers past
Shelby Stone and into second place!Copy !req
991. He is hot on Gagné's heels!Copy !req
992. The snail's not
going away, Guy.Copy !req
993. All right, I know, I know!Copy !req
994. These racers better
watch it coming into turn four.Copy !req
995. This late in the race, that
outside edge is full of marbles.Copy !req
996. And you don't want to play
with these marbles, kids.Copy !req
997. That rubber
peeling off the tiresCopy !req
998. can be a minefield
for these drivers.Copy !req
999. Here we go.Copy !req
1000. Whoa!Copy !req
1001. Turbo!Copy !req
1002. Oh, no.Copy !req
1003. Oh, man.Copy !req
1004. What are we gonna do? If he takes
another hit like that last one...Copy !req
1005. You gotta pull him, Tito.Copy !req
1006. I'm sorry, Little Amigo.
It's over.Copy !req
1007. Hey.Copy !req
1008. We got this far.
It's good enough.Copy !req
1009. No, it's not.Copy !req
1010. With the green
flag about to be waved,Copy !req
1011. it looks like a mere
formality at this point.Copy !req
1012. Gagné, just five laps
away from victory.Copy !req
1013. Wait a minute! Turbo is
still in this thing!Copy !req
1014. Huh?Copy !req
1015. What?Copy !req
1016. Whoa!
What happened there?Copy !req
1017. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1018. Whoa!Copy !req
1019. No!Copy !req
1020. Theo!Copy !req
1021. No!Copy !req
1022. - Not this time.
- Come on!Copy !req
1023. Come on, Turbo.
Come on, Turbo.Copy !req
1024. Come on, just hold in
there a little longer.Copy !req
1025. No!Copy !req
1026. No!Copy !req
1027. Farewell, little snail.Copy !req
1028. Unbelievable!
Turbo takes the lead.Copy !req
1029. Snail-style, baby!Copy !req
1030. Bad idea. Bad idea.Copy !req
1031. And the white flag is in the air as
we enter the 200th and final lap.Copy !req
1032. Turbo weaving between
lapped cars like a snail possessed.Copy !req
1033. He is determined to
hold onto his lead.Copy !req
1034. No!Copy !req
1035. I will not lose to a snail!Copy !req
1036. Gagné is in the marbles!Copy !req
1037. Guy, what are you doing?Copy !req
1038. Oh!Copy !req
1039. Ah...Copy !req
1040. Theo!Copy !req
1041. Turbo!Copy !req
1042. The track is backed up
all the way down the front straight.Copy !req
1043. It's complete
gridlock down there.Copy !req
1044. I can't see him.
I can't see him.Copy !req
1045. Guy, are you okay?Copy !req
1046. Where am I?Copy !req
1047. There he is.Copy !req
1048. Theo.Copy !req
1049. Let's finish this.Copy !req
1050. Oh, no.Copy !req
1051. Oh...
Turbo.Copy !req
1052. No, no, no. Theo, what are you doing?
Don't give up.Copy !req
1053. Oh!Copy !req
1054. Oh!Copy !req
1055. Hey! Where are you going?Copy !req
1056. No, no!Copy !req
1057. Get back here! No, wait!Copy !req
1058. No! Little snail!Copy !req
1059. Theo!Copy !req
1060. Is that Chet?Copy !req
1061. Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearly just heard.Copy !req
1062. Ugh!Copy !req
1063. Salt!Copy !req
1064. Crows?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1065. Long time no see, Chet!Copy !req
1066. Hey!
Don't test me, crow.Copy !req
1067. White Shadow!Copy !req
1068. Nice moves back there, boo.Copy !req
1069. Is this really necessary?Copy !req
1070. No, man.
But it's fun.Copy !req
1071. Whoo!Copy !req
1072. Theo!Copy !req
1073. Theo!Copy !req
1074. Chet?Copy !req
1075. Finish this!Copy !req
1076. I can't.Copy !req
1077. Oh, yes, you can.Copy !req
1078. You're right, you know.Copy !req
1079. It is in you.
It's always been in you.Copy !req
1080. Now, I did not just face every
fear known to snail-kindCopy !req
1081. to come down here and watch
you hide in your shell.Copy !req
1082. I'm sitting on a crow,
for crying out loud!Copy !req
1083. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
1084. And my little brother
never gives up.Copy !req
1085. That's the best
thing about you.Copy !req
1086. So, you get out there
and you win this...Copy !req
1087. Turbo.Copy !req
1088. He's still going.Copy !req
1089. Son of a gun.Copy !req
1090. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1091. Unbelievable!
The race is back on!Copy !req
1092. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1093. Little Amigo!Copy !req
1094. Hey, snail! He's gradually
gaining on you!Copy !req
1095. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1096. Turbo! Tuck and roll!Copy !req
1097. And Turbo wins it by a shell!Copy !req
1098. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
1099. Chet! Chet!Copy !req
1100. Turbo!Copy !req
1101. Chet!Copy !req
1102. We won, right?
We just won?Copy !req
1103. We won.Copy !req
1104. Hey, everybody! My brother
won the Indy 5,000!Copy !req
1105. Wow. That's so romantic.Copy !req
1106. Hey, Angelo. We did it!Copy !req
1107. We did it. We did it!Copy !req
1108. Free tacos for everybody!Copy !req
1109. Snail power, baby!Copy !req
1110. Um...Copy !req
1111. Mom.Copy !req
1112. Hey, Gagné! Why don't you pick
on someone your own size?Copy !req
1113. You big bad boy!
Security!Copy !req
1114. I step on you!
Do you like that?Copy !req
1115. Sleeper hold!
All right.Copy !req
1116. Let go of me!
I'm just an old lady!Copy !req
1117. Kim Ly Nail Salon!Copy !req
1118. That's our snail!Copy !req
1119. It's like I always said,
Little Amigo, you are amazing!Copy !req
1120. Okay, wait.Copy !req
1121. Just keep your eyes closed
until I say so, okay?Copy !req
1122. Tito, this is stupid.Copy !req
1123. Ta-da!Copy !req
1124. Hello, Angelo.
Let's get cooking.Copy !req
1125. Boom!Copy !req
1126. The stove talks, bro.Copy !req
1127. Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm. No, honey, soonest
available three months from now, 6:00 AM.Copy !req
1128. Brenda, that daisy really
brings out your foot!Copy !req
1129. Hey, I'm not paying you guys
to sit around and look pretty.Copy !req
1130. Now, that's more like it.Copy !req
1131. Check it out.Copy !req
1132. Whoa.
This guy is good.Copy !req
1133. And last, but not
least, Sanitation. Mmm.Copy !req
1134. Nice choice, young man.Copy !req
1135. Come on, boys. It's time
to take out the trash.Copy !req
1136. Whoo-hoo! Take a
look at this place.Copy !req
1137. Like I said, your skills
have truly paid the bills.Copy !req
1138. Yeah, bills.Copy !req
1139. What you saying, bro?Copy !req
1140. All racers to
the starting line.Copy !req
1141. Hey, T.Copy !req
1142. You gonna be okay without those
fancy magic superpowers?Copy !req
1143. Sure. It never stopped
any of you. Whoo!Copy !req
1144. Yeah!Copy !req
1145. Qué pasa, my friend?Copy !req
1146. You see that?
All these people?Copy !req
1147. You did that, Little Amigo.
You put this place on the map.Copy !req
1148. You really are
my little shooting star.Copy !req
1149. Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you something.Copy !req
1150. Pam!Copy !req
1151. Ha-ha! You won't be
missing this.Copy !req
1152. What? You're all better.Copy !req
1153. Ooh!
Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
1154. Okay, listen up. Let's
have a nice, safe race out there today.Copy !req
1155. Don't want any accidents.Copy !req
1156. That being said,Copy !req
1157. blow them off the track, bro.Copy !req
1158. Mmm, I love a man
in uniform. For real!Copy !req
1159. Simmer down, boo.
I'm on duty, here.Copy !req
1160. On your mark.Copy !req
1161. All right, so, you got
a new shell. Mmm.Copy !req
1162. But can yours do this?
Hit it, Burn!Copy !req
1163. Get set.Copy !req
1164. Go.Copy !req
1165. - Come on! Let's do it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1166. Hello!Copy !req
1167. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1168. What'd I say?
What'd I say?Copy !req
1169. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1170. White Shadow!Copy !req
1171. I can tuck.
I can tuck.Copy !req
1172. Okay, baby, here we go.Copy !req
1173. Come on.Copy !req
1174. I did it!
I tucked! I tucked!Copy !req
1175. I can't get out.Copy !req
1176. That snail is fast! Whoa!Copy !req
1177. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1178. What?Copy !req
1179. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1180. Turbo!Copy !req
1181. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1182. Whoa!Copy !req
1183. Turbo!Copy !req
1184. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1185. Whoa!Copy !req
1186. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1187. Think that snail's really fastCopy !req
1188. When they race, he won't crashCopy !req
1189. On your mark Ready, set, go!Copy !req
1190. Watch that snail
doing that dashCopy !req
1191. Want to be number oneCopy !req
1192. He definitely races fastCopy !req
1193. Got that pedal to the metalCopy !req
1194. Vroom, vroom!
Flooring that gasCopy !req
1195. Got a need for speed
That's all the people seeCopy !req
1196. You watch him move so fastCopy !req
1197. Man, it's hard to believeCopy !req
1198. But guess who did it
Yeah, he did itCopy !req
1199. He would never quit itCopy !req
1200. To all his friends and fans,
look at him crossing the finishCopy !req
1201. Turbo!
You see this snail moving fastCopy !req
1202. You slow, you gonna get passedCopy !req
1203. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1204. He won't be lastCopy !req
1205. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1206. Snail quicker than
a lighting flashCopy !req
1207. His engine's roaringCopy !req
1208. He's flooring
He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1209. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1210. The snail is fastCopy !req
1211. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1212. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1213. The snail is fastCopy !req
1214. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1215. Don't think this snail can race
or even be a winner either?Copy !req
1216. When he get behind the wheelCopy !req
1217. In the race,
he'll be the leaderCopy !req
1218. He'll be numero uno
Call him Turbo, Mr. SnailCopy !req
1219. On the race trackCopy !req
1220. Hit the gas and never failCopy !req
1221. Love the speed, going fastCopy !req
1222. Headed right past you
Winner of the raceCopy !req
1223. Turbo snail Yup, that's whoCopy !req
1224. So buckle up Do your thingCopy !req
1225. No one on the track
ever raced past him to winCopy !req
1226. Look at him Turbo!Copy !req
1227. You see the snail moving fastCopy !req
1228. You slow,
you're gonna get passedCopy !req
1229. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1230. He won't be lastCopy !req
1231. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1232. Snail quicker than
a lighting flashCopy !req
1233. His engine's roaringCopy !req
1234. He's flooring
He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1235. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1236. The snail is fastCopy !req
1237. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1238. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1239. The snail is fastCopy !req
1240. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1241. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
1242. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1243. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
1244. You see the snail moving fastCopy !req
1245. You slow, you gonna get pastCopy !req
1246. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1247. He won't be lastCopy !req
1248. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1249. Snail quicker than
a lightning flashCopy !req
1250. His engine's roaringCopy !req
1251. He's flooring
He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1252. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1253. The snail is fastCopy !req
1254. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1255. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1256. The snail is fastCopy !req
1257. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1258. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1259. The snail is fastCopy !req
1260. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1261. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1262. The snail is fastCopy !req
1263. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1264. Turbo!Copy !req