1. And we're
back at the final stretchCopy !req
2. of the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
3. Guy Gagné is
gaining on the pack.Copy !req
4. The young French Canadian
is making quite an impressionCopy !req
5. in his debut
here at the Motor Speedway.Copy !req
6. In all my years of racing,Copy !req
7. I've never seen a driver
with this much raw talent.Copy !req
8. But what's this?Copy !req
9. Out of nowhere, a dark horse
is challenging Gagné.Copy !req
10. He's gaining on the pack.Copy !req
11. And
down the front stretch.Copy !req
12. Moving into fourth position...
third... Now, second!Copy !req
13. Going to the outside
as they cross the bricks!Copy !req
14. And it looks like
the winner is Turbo!Copy !req
15. Amazing! Unbelievable!Copy !req
16. Instant replay.
Again, in super slo-mo.Copy !req
17. VVhOOI Whoa!Copy !req
18. Welcome back, race fans.Copy !req
19. We're here with Indy's
brightest new star, Guy Gagné.Copy !req
20. Tell us, Guy, what inspired
you to become a race driver?Copy !req
21. You know, Dan, everybody's got that
one thing that makes them happy.Copy !req
22. And for me, it's terrifying,
terrifying blazing speed.Copy !req
23. Guy!Copy !req
24. One at a time, please.
Theo!Copy !req
25. Yes, the handsome
fellow in the back.Copy !req
26. What are you doing?Copy !req
27. What I've always done. Stay
focused, try to run my race.Copy !req
28. That's all any driver can do.
Next question.Copy !req
29. Can you please
go to sleep?Copy !req
30. We've got work tomorrow.Copy !req
31. Sleep? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
32. İt takes hours to come down
after a big race like this.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I bet. Okay.Copy !req
34. They are the fuel
that keeps me running!Copy !req
35. Guy, when you were just a rookie
starting out in the Indy Lights,Copy !req
36. did you ever dream that you'd
be standing here today?Copy !req
37. Well, as my dear father
always told me,Copy !req
38. "No dream is too big,
and no dreamerCopy !req
39. "too small. "
Too small.Copy !req
40. Sleep!Copy !req
41. Head in the game. Head in the game.Copy !req
42. Yes! Seventeen minutes!
That's a new record!Copy !req
43. Whoo-hoo! Theo!Copy !req
44. Good morning.Copy !req
45. Let's go, people!
Pick it up!Copy !req
46. Turbo, ready to make his move.Copy !req
47. Did you see that?
She cut me off!Copy !req
48. Ah! The joys of racing.Copy !req
49. How could anyone not see the appeal
of watching a bunch of cars,Copy !req
50. drive around in circles
for hours on end?Copy !req
51. Left turn!
Left turn! Left turn!Copy !req
52. Your ignorance
saddens me to no end.Copy !req
53. Left turn!
"What do I do here?Copy !req
54. "Oh, no, wait a minute.
Left turn!"Copy !req
55. 'Morning, Chet!Copy !req
56. How's it going,
Sally?Copy !req
57. 'Morning, Chet.
'Morning, Phil.Copy !req
58. Well, that's a shame.Copy !req
59. And so begins another wonderful
work week at the plant.Copy !req
60. All right, people, we got a lot
of tomatoes to harvest today.Copy !req
61. We got to pick them, we got to
sort them, we got to eat them.Copy !req
62. But most importantly,
we got to be...Copy !req
63. Safe.Copy !req
64. Yes! Music to my ears.Copy !req
65. Look at her.Copy !req
66. Nice curves.Copy !req
67. Oh! You are one giant,
juicy temptress.Copy !req
68. Mmm. Big Red.Copy !req
69. Any day now.Copy !req
70. Any day now.Copy !req
71. Overripe!Copy !req
72. Overripe!Copy !req
73. Overripe!Copy !req
74. Oh, no.Copy !req
75. Here we go.Copy !req
76. Bring it on.Copy !req
77. Whoa! Not this time.Copy !req
78. And the cars are
at the starting line.Copy !req
79. Gagné's in
the top pole position,Copy !req
80. driving his trademark
number one overripe tomato.Copy !req
81. Next to him is that feisty
young upstart, Turbo.Copy !req
82. Gentlemen,
start your engines.Copy !req
83. Gagné rolls into the lead
around the first turnCopy !req
84. with Turbo hot on his tail
into the straightaway.Copy !req
85. Hey, there he goes again.Copy !req
86. And down the homestretch,
the crowd goes wild!Copy !req
87. Go, Turbo!Copy !req
88. They're neck and neck!
Gagné, Turbo! Turbo, Gagné!Copy !req
89. And it looks like the winner is...
Turbo!Copy !req
90. Oh! So close!Copy !req
91. It's a photo finish!Copy !req
92. Overripe!Copy !req
93. All right, all right,
knock it off.Copy !req
94. Talk to your brother, Chet.
Or I will.Copy !req
95. I'm on it, Carl.Copy !req
96. This will not
happen again.Copy !req
97. Uh-huh.
Heard that before.Copy !req
98. Okay.Copy !req
99. Thafslunch!Copy !req
100. You do this to yourself,
you know.Copy !req
101. I mean, look at you.Copy !req
102. How could they
not make fun of you?Copy !req
103. It's like you're
almost forcing them.Copy !req
104. If you'd just quit
it with the speed stuff...Copy !req
105. I can't help it.Copy !req
106. It's in me.Copy !req
107. Mmm, no.
It is not "in" you.Copy !req
108. Says who?Copy !req
109. Nature. Mother Nature.Copy !req
110. Maybe you've heard of her?Copy !req
111. We all have
our limitations, Theo.Copy !req
112. And the sooner
you accept the dull,Copy !req
113. miserable reality
of your existence,Copy !req
114. the happier you'll be.Copy !req
115. Wow. Aren't you just a
little ray of sunshine?Copy !req
116. Heads up! Shell
crusher, two o'clock!Copy !req
117. All right, people,
you know the drill.Copy !req
118. Tuck and roll!Copy !req
119. Can't tuck.
I can%tuck!Copy !req
120. Theo, tuck and roll!Copy !req
121. We've been over this.
I don't tuck and roll.Copy !req
122. You have a shell
for a reason. Use it.Copy !req
123. You use it.Copy !req
124. I mean, come on, he's not
even looking this way.Copy !req
125. Hey, Juice Box,
nice tricycle!Copy !req
126. You see what I'm saying?Copy !req
127. All right,
good hustle.Copy !req
128. Good hustle, everybody!Copy !req
129. Almost everybody.Copy !req
130. Quitting time!Copy !req
131. Good night, Jim!
Night, Sally!Copy !req
132. Night, Steve!
I don't know your name.Copy !req
133. I'm out of here! Bye!Copy !req
134. You're watching Fast!Copy !req
135. Sponsored by Adrenalode!Copy !req
136. Adrenalode, not legal
in Utah and South Dakota.Copy !req
137. Do not exceed more than two cans
of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.Copy !req
138. Do not expose Adrenalode to
flame, or to water, or to sand.Copy !req
139. Yes!Copy !req
140. Oh!
That tastes awesome.Copy !req
141. Welcome back to
The Road to Indianapolis.Copy !req
142. I'm here with five-time Indy
champ, the legendary Guy Gagné!Copy !req
143. I love you, Guy!Copy !req
144. Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice
for the future racers out thereCopy !req
145. who might be watching
at home right now?Copy !req
146. Oh, my gosh.
That's me, that's me.Copy !req
147. Well, there comes a time
in every raceCopy !req
148. when a driver is forced to make that
one, key, split-second decision.Copy !req
149. Fall behind, or push ahead.Copy !req
150. Push ahead!Copy !req
151. To take a chance
and risk it all,Copy !req
152. or play it safe
and suffer defeat.Copy !req
153. Risk it all, Guy!Copy !req
154. But what really separates the
racers from the champions...Copy !req
155. Yes!Copy !req
156. that one thing
that separatesCopy !req
157. the ordinary from
the extraordinary...Copy !req
158. What is it?Copy !req
159. That one thing is...Copy !req
160. No!Copy !req
161. No, you didn't!Copy !req
162. No!No!No!No! No!Copy !req
163. Come back to me, TV!Copy !req
164. Whoa.Copy !req
165. Only you have your finger on the...
It's working!Copy !req
166. 'Morning, Bob.
'Morning, Sally.Copy !req
167. 'Morning, Steve.Copy !req
168. 'Morning...Copy !req
169. You know,
this is good.Copy !req
170. Yes, this is good.Copy !req
171. I daresay we've had
a breakthrough, here.Copy !req
172. With that TV gone, you can
finally get out of that garageCopy !req
173. and put all that racing
nonsense behind you.Copy !req
174. And do what?Copy !req
175. Start living your life.Copy !req
176. I have a life?Copy !req
177. Big Red?Copy !req
178. Big Red!Copy !req
179. I can%tuck.
I can%tuck!Copy !req
180. Y
Finany! es!Copy !req
181. All right,
let's chow down!Copy !req
182. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hit the brakes, people.Copy !req
183. It's Gardener Day.Copy !req
184. You're quitting?
Just like that?Copy !req
185. Hey, nothing ventured,
nothing gained.Copy !req
186. That's a bad thing.Copy !req
187. "There comes a time
in every raceCopy !req
188. "when a driver
is forced to makeCopy !req
189. "that one, key,
split-second decision."Copy !req
190. What did he just say?Copy !req
191. "Take a chance
and risk it all,Copy !req
192. "or play it safe
and suffer defeat."Copy !req
193. Okay, enough
with the crazy talk, Theo.Copy !req
194. Just step away from the
grass and get back to work.Copy !req
195. Theo!Copy !req
196. And the cars are
at the starting line.Copy !req
197. Gentlemen,
start your engines.Copy !req
198. And once again,
it's Turbo out front.Copy !req
199. No dream is too big.Copy !req
200. In the high lane!
At the stripe!Copy !req
201. And it looks like
the winner is...Copy !req
202. Tuck and roll, Theo!
Tuck and roll!Copy !req
203. No!Copy !req
204. Aw.Copy !req
205. Are you insane?Copy !req
206. You could've
gotten yourself killed!Copy !req
207. Theo, what were you thinking?Copy !req
208. I thought
I could get there.Copy !req
209. When are you gonna wake up?Copy !req
210. lwish...Copy !req
211. I wish I was...Copy !req
212. That was close.Copy !req
213. Oh, no.Copy !req
214. Yeah!Copy !req
215. No,no, no!
Come on! Faster!Copy !req
216. No,no, no!Copy !req
217. What happened?Copy !req
218. Hey, hey, hey!
Get out of here!Copy !req
219. Not dead! Not dead!Copy !req
220. Ugh! It reeks in here.Copy !req
221. It's like wearing a hat
made out of feet.Copy !req
222. Home.Copy !req
223. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
224. All right.Copy !req
225. I'm okay.Copy !req
226. Oh.Copy !req
227. That's peculiar.Copy !req
228. Okay, what's happening to me?Copy !req
229. on! What? That's me!Copy !req
230. Oh, come on! Stop it!Copy !req
231. Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!Copy !req
232. Stop it! Stop m Stop mCopy !req
233. Welcome, everyone, to this
monthly safety meeting.Copy !req
234. Well, there goes Jerry.Copy !req
235. I'm going to hand things
over to Chet, now,Copy !req
236. who has some important
new policies to go over.Copy !req
237. Thank you very much, Carl.
Good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
238. I'm happy to "poli-see"
you all here today.Copy !req
239. Okay. I would like to begin
with some very exciting news.Copy !req
240. The latest figures are in.Copy !req
241. Accidental smushes
were down 15 percent.Copy !req
242. Well done, team.Copy !req
243. It's tricky to rock a rhymeCopy !req
244. To rock a rhyme
That's right, on timeCopy !req
245. It's tricky
T-t-tricky, trickyCopy !req
246. Yo, yo!
You're listening to 98.6Copy !req
247. where hip-hop... (IMITATES
RECORD SCRATCH) beats.Copy !req
248. What's new pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
249. Drop it
like it's hot Drop it like it's hotCopy !req
250. Finally.Copy !req
251. Huh?Copy !req
252. What in the...Copy !req
253. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. Whoa!Copy !req
256. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
257. Help!Copy !req
258. Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
259. Mom!Copy !req
260. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
261. Oh, no!Copy !req
262. And so, in preparation
for Crow Awareness Week,Copy !req
263. I'd just like to say...Copy !req
264. Tuck and roll!Copy !req
265. No, I'm not kidding!
Tuck and roll!Copy !req
266. Look out!Copy !req
267. Granted, yes,Copy !req
268. I admit that there's been a wee
bit of damage to inventory, here,Copy !req
269. but if you'd just
let me explain...Copy !req
270. You're fired!Copy !req
271. Whoa, okay, Carl, if you just
give him one more chance,Copy !req
272. I promise that this
will never, ever...Copy !req
273. You don't understand.
You're fired.Copy !req
274. "You," plural. Youse.
Y'all. Both of you!Copy !req
275. Chet. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
276. You have to believe me,
I didn't mean for this to...Copy !req
277. All my life.Copy !req
278. All my life, I've defended
you, covered for you,Copy !req
279. stood up for you,
apologized for you,Copy !req
280. and this is what
I get in return.Copy !req
281. Dragged down with you
on your sinking ship.Copy !req
282. A nice, comfy deck chair
on the S.S. Theo!Copy !req
283. Ave-ave, Captain!Copy !req
284. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
285. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
286. I don't know. All I
know is, the other night,Copy !req
287. I'm standing above the 101,
and all of a sudden...Copy !req
288. It was
a rhetorical question!Copy !req
289. Chet!Copy !req
290. Help! The world is moving!Copy !req
291. Coming through!Copy !req
292. Okay, I'm gonna
wake up any minute now.Copy !req
293. Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
294. Chet?Copy !req
295. Easy now, fellas. You
really don't wanna do this.Copy !req
296. Chet!Copy !req
297. Am I dead?
Is this heaven?Copy !req
298. I pictured it cleaner.Copy !req
299. Come on, get up.Copy !req
300. Theo. Whoa.
The crows got you, too.Copy !req
301. What? No, Chet, it wasn't the crows.
It was...Copy !req
302. Look at this place.Copy !req
303. Broken glass, rusty nails.
Breathe.Copy !req
304. Discarded salt packets!
A few, yeah.Copy !req
305. It's like a minefield
out here.Copy !req
306. Oh! Oh, no. I've got tetanus.
I've got tetanus.Copy !req
307. Myjaw is locking up.Copy !req
308. Chet, will you calm down?
There is no reason to panic.Copy !req
309. Everything's
gonna be just fine.Copy !req
310. Well, well, well. Buenas noches,
little amigos.Copy !req
311. This must be
my lucky day.Copy !req
312. Hola. It's Tito.Copy !req
313. Hey, tell everyone
I'm bringing it.Copy !req
314. What is this place?Copy !req
315. Well, well, well.Copy !req
316. Somebody better
call the cops,Copy !req
317. because I'm about to
make a killing.Copy !req
318. Killing?Copy !req
319. What'd he drag in
this time?Copy !req
320. Ha! Whiplash is
going to eat them up.Copy !req
321. It's gonna
be a slaughter.Copy !req
322. Mm-hmm, dead meat.Copy !req
323. We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.Copy !req
324. on! on!Copy !req
325. Come on, come on.
Now, hurry up.Copy !req
326. A little far from home
aren't you, garden snail?Copy !req
327. Hey, I
think we got a crier here.Copy !req
328. Let's do this!Copy !req
329. I got this one!
Oh, I got this one!Copy !req
330. Yeah. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
331. Come on! This is me!Copy !req
332. Time to go, Theo.Copy !req
333. Ready...Copy !req
334. Set...Copy !req
335. Go!Copy !req
336. Taco Man
found dead snail.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. Run!Copy !req
339. Santa Maria!Copy !req
340. What did you say
your name was again?Copy !req
341. My name is Turbo.Copy !req
342. Aw! lwish I could
rename myself.Copy !req
343. Where did you find him?Copy !req
344. HOW did he do that?Copy !req
345. Where did you
come from?Copy !req
346. Hey, how'd you do that?Copy !req
347. Theo. A word, please.Copy !req
348. Okay, that was...
Um...Copy !req
349. Amazing, right?Copy !req
350. If you think that's something,
check this out. Ooh!Copy !req
351. Ahhh! Turn it Off!Copy !req
352. Sorry. High beams. Sorry.Copy !req
353. Ooh, that's a new one.Copy !req
354. It's okay, it's okay, Theo.
Just hang in there.Copy !req
355. As soon as we get home,
we're gonna get you fixed.Copy !req
356. What? I don't need to be fixed.Copy !req
357. There's nothing
wrong with me, Chet.Copy !req
358. Nothing wrong with you?
Well, you're...Copy !req
359. You're a freak of nature.Copy !req
360. I know, I know!
Isn't it great?Copy !req
361. Theo!Copy !req
362. You know what?
I prefer "Turbo."Copy !req
363. I don't know what crazy
lab you escaped fromCopy !req
364. but you're amazing,
Little Amigo. Amazing!Copy !req
365. Tito!Copy !req
366. Mmm?Copy !req
367. Um, one second, please.Copy !req
368. Do you see that sign?
What does it say?Copy !req
369. Angelo...Copy !req
370. it says,
"Dos Bros Tacos."Copy !req
371. "Dos" Bros, Tito.
Not "Lino" Bro.Copy !req
372. You're supposed to be out
there, selling tacos,Copy !req
373. not racing snails.Copy !req
374. I know, but this little
guy is something special.Copy !req
375. I'm telling you, Angelo,Copy !req
376. the customers are gonna be
lining up around the block.Copy !req
377. I can see it already.Copy !req
378. "Come for the snail racing, stay
for the chimichangas." Huh?Copy !req
379. Get your head out
of the clouds, Tito.Copy !req
380. It's enough with
your crazy schemes.Copy !req
381. No! You're a taco
genius, Angelo.Copy !req
382. And it is my mission in life to
share your gift with the world.Copy !req
383. Great. Then first
thing in the morning,Copy !req
384. get in that truck
and go sell some tacos.Copy !req
385. Tito.Copy !req
386. You sure you had enough to eat?
Are you tired?Copy !req
387. Here, I made up
yourbed.Copy !req
388. Now, it might get
a little chilly tonight.Copy !req
389. So, lwarmed up
your blanket.Copy !req
390. There you go.
All comfy and cozy.Copy !req
391. Sweet dreams, Little Amigo.
I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
392. Did he really just
kiss you goodnight?Copy !req
393. He did. Jealous?Copy !req
394. Question. What gives
with the super-speed?Copy !req
395. Hey, hey,
you a robot?Copy !req
396. Are you
radioactive, homie?Copy !req
397. Is it contagious?Copy !req
398. Give the kid
some space.Copy !req
399. I'm Whiplash. And
this here is my crew.Copy !req
400. I'm Skidmark!Copy !req
401. Ah. yeah!Copy !req
402. And I'm Burn.
Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.Copy !req
403. The name is Smoove Move. I set
the tone around here, you dig?Copy !req
404. Now check this.
Right about now,Copy !req
405. I'm moving so fast, the whole
world's going in slow motion, baby.Copy !req
406. Whoa...Copy !req
407. Here one second,
gone the next.Copy !req
408. They call me
the White Shadow!Copy !req
409. Because I'm so fast,
all you see is my shadow.Copy !req
410. I don't get it.Copy !req
411. I'm fast,
like a shadow!Copy !req
412. Yeah, but shadows,
they're not inherently fast.Copy !req
413. White Shadow...Copy !req
414. I can still see you.Copy !req
415. Listen, garden snail,
you clearlyCopy !req
416. got the skills
to pay the bills.Copy !req
417. If snails had to
pay bills, that is.Copy !req
418. You would be
able to pay them.Copy !req
419. Yeah, bills.Copy !req
420. Paid in full, son.Copy !req
421. So, I'm here to invite
you to join our crew.Copy !req
422. Join your crew?Copy !req
423. Did I say
something humorous?Copy !req
424. I'm sorry. It's just that
you guys are, you know,Copy !req
425. kind of slow-ish.Copy !req
426. Oh! Really? To our faces?Copy !req
427. Theo, what are you doing?Copy !req
428. Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearlyjust heard.Copy !req
429. Heard what?
I didn't hear anything.Copy !req
430. Nothing out of order,
did you, Theo?Copy !req
431. Oh, I meant
what I said.Copy !req
432. Then you better put your
money where your mouth is.Copy !req
433. Snails don't have money.Copy !req
434. Otherwise, we'd be able to
pay the bills. Remember?Copy !req
435. Your trash talk is
needlessly complicated.Copy !req
436. Is it? Or is it that your
unpaid bills are overdue?Copy !req
437. Enough talk.
It's time for action.Copy !req
438. It's simple. First one to the
top of that shooting starCopy !req
439. wins.Copy !req
440. You guys? Way up there, huh?
Awesome.Copy !req
441. Let me get my calendar
so I can time you.Copy !req
442. Oh, you gotjokes, rookie?Copy !req
443. Laugh it up,
garden snail.Copy !req
444. On your mark...Copy !req
445. Get yourself set...Copy !req
446. Prepare to be
White Shadowed!Copy !req
447. Whoa!Copy !req
448. Yeah!Copy !req
449. Whoo!Copy !req
450. Yeah! Barn!Copy !req
451. Coming through!Copy !req
452. Oh! Those guys
are crazy!Copy !req
453. Those guys are awesome.Copy !req
454. Hey, Player!
The part3' Up here!Copy !req
455. Whoo!Copy !req
456. How do I
get up there?Copy !req
457. Later!Copy !req
458. on!Copy !req
459. Coming through!Copy !req
460. Yeah!Copy !req
461. Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail?Copy !req
462. Today,
everything changes!Copy !req
463. Tito,
what are you doing?Copy !req
464. Planning a "taco-volution"!Copy !req
465. It's a little concept that I came up with.
When you combine the words...Copy !req
466. "Taco" and "revolution."
I get it.Copy !req
467. But how is that supposed
to help us sell tacos?Copy !req
468. Patience, bro. Taco-volutions
don't happen in a day.Copy !req
469. Tacos, I sayCopy !req
470. Talking about a taco-volutionCopy !req
471. Sauce and chips
Mmm. ..Copy !req
472. And next up
on our tour is the L.A. River.Copy !req
473. Oh, Oh, Oh!Copy !req
474. Famous for its appearance...Copy !req
475. Get! Get out!Copy !req
476. Sorry, Paz. Can
you throw that up here?Copy !req
477. Coming to getcha!
I'm coming to getcha!Copy !req
478. Bye.Copy !req
479. Hey!Copy !req
480. Valley Hobby, this is
Bobby, how can I help you?Copy !req
481. No, you got the wrong number.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
482. That's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
483. You want Jackson Five on your feet?
One Jackson per toe.Copy !req
484. Sure, knock yourself out.Copy !req
485. Can't get no better.Copy !req
486. Mmm!Copy !req
487. Okay. So,
what's your plan, huh?Copy !req
488. Stay here in this
rundown strip mall?Copy !req
489. With a bunch of
lunatic snails,Copy !req
490. and a nutso taco man who is
using you to sell Mexican food?Copy !req
491. Because if that's your plan, then
whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!Copy !req
492. My ears are burning. I hope
you're not talking about me.Copy !req
493. You two seem to have a special
connection, Little Amigo,Copy !req
494. and Snail Who Seems To Be
Friends With Little Amigo.Copy !req
495. Is this your mother?Copy !req
496. Your sister?Copy !req
497. Oh! Say no more.
It's your girlfriend.Copy !req
498. Ah, she's a cutie.Copy !req
499. Ow!Copy !req
500. Hmm.Copy !req
501. Women.Copy !req
502. I have to admit,Copy !req
503. I was kind of hoping the taco-volution
would've started by now.Copy !req
504. it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
505. With my brains
and your speed,Copy !req
506. we should be destined
for greatness, right?Copy !req
507. We need to think big,
Little Amigo.Copy !req
508. I'm talking commercials,
talk shows, county fairs.Copy !req
509. Flea markets. No, farmers' markets.
No, supermarkets.Copy !req
510. VVeWlcover
all the markets.Copy !req
511. Quinceafieras,
confirmations, graduations.Copy !req
512. The Indy 500.Copy !req
513. Ooh, I got it. We can have
our very own telenovela!Copy !req
514. What? No.Copy !req
515. Oh...Copy !req
516. THEOI Whoo!Copy !req
517. This is it, Chet. I knew we
ended up here for a reason.Copy !req
518. Will you just
slow down for a second?Copy !req
519. Slow down? Are you kidding?
I'm never going slow again!Copy !req
520. Theo, stop. Oh!Copy !req
521. What are you
trying to say?Copy !req
522. I wanna enter him
in the Indy 500.Copy !req
523. The Indy 500?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
524. What is he talking about?Copy !req
525. Now, look, I know it may
sound a little crazy...Copy !req
526. No,no,no, THo,
that doesn't sound crazy.Copy !req
527. Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi.
That was crazy.Copy !req
528. What? People love sushi.Copy !req
529. Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo.
That was crazy.Copy !req
530. The babies were cute.
The adults were just so mean.Copy !req
531. Taco Man and his sidekick,
the Churro.Copy !req
532. Oh, that was
off-the-hook crazy!Copy !req
533. Crazy awesome.Copy !req
534. But this, Tito? This is in
a category all by itself.Copy !req
535. Angelo, please.Copy !req
536. Come on, Chet.
Just hear me out.Copy !req
537. Theo, a snail cannot race in a
competition meant for cars.Copy !req
538. There are rules.Copy !req
539. Actually, I've been doing
a lot of research,Copy !req
540. and there's
nothing in the rulesCopy !req
541. that says a snail
can't enter the race.Copy !req
542. There's nothing that says this
sponge can't enter the race either,Copy !req
543. but that doesn't mean
it's ever gonna happen.Copy !req
544. Millions of people watch that race.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
545. This could put us
on the map, bro.Copy !req
546. Trying to work, here.Copy !req
547. Oh, come on, Angelo.Copy !req
548. All we have to do is raise the
$20,000 registration fee.Copy !req
549. What?Copy !req
550. I figured, once we sell the truck...
Sell the...Copy !req
551. Are you even listening
to yourself, Tito?Copy !req
552. You want to invest our entire
life savings in a snail!Copy !req
553. I'm telling you, this snail crawled
into our lives for a reason.Copy !req
554. I think he could be
our little shooting star.Copy !req
555. Did you hear that, Chet?
This guy believes in me.Copy !req
556. That guy is as
crazy as you are.Copy !req
557. They'll never let
you into that race.Copy !req
558. And even if they did,
you wouldn't survive one lap.Copy !req
559. Yeah, but...
Angelo, listen...Copy !req
560. Tito!
Theo!Copy !req
561. Not every dream is
meant to come true.Copy !req
562. Yeah, what he said.Copy !req
563. A snail in
the Indy 500.Copy !req
564. What will you
think of next?Copy !req
565. Don't worry, Little Amigo.
We'll get that entrance fee somehow.Copy !req
566. Hmm.Copy !req
567. Now, I know
some people may sayCopy !req
568. $20,000 sounds
like a lot of money.Copy !req
569. It is
a lot of money.Copy !req
570. And I know some people
may say I'm crazy.Copy !req
571. But I say, when a snail crawls into
your life at 200 miles an hour,Copy !req
572. then you'd have to be crazy
not to grab onto that shell,Copy !req
573. and take a ride
of a lifetime.Copy !req
574. Now, in case you're
still not convinced...Copy !req
575. Boom! Check out my well-designed
endorsement poster.Copy !req
576. (S I N G I N G) ... are the
champions, my friends...Copy !req
577. What's your point, Tito?Copy !req
578. My point is, we got a chance to
change our lives for the better.Copy !req
579. To make Starlight Plaza the great
place we all know it could be.Copy !req
580. Now, come on.Copy !req
581. Who's ready to sponsor
the next Indy 500 champion?Copy !req
582. Sorry, Tito, but
I've got work to do.Copy !req
583. No, you don't.
None of you do.Copy !req
584. I don't get it.
That poster was awesome.Copy !req
585. Oh, well, good try, you did your best.
Time to go home, Theo.Copy !req
586. Oh, we're going
to Indianapolis, Chet.Copy !req
587. Don't you worry your chubby
little face about that.Copy !req
588. All right, team.Copy !req
589. SnaHup!Copy !req
590. And next up
on our tour is the L.A. River.Copy !req
591. Famous for its appearance
in such movies as...Copy !req
592. You've just been
White Shadowed!Copy !req
593. Oh!
Whoo!Copy !req
594. Next stop is
the Starlight Plaza.Copy !req
595. Yes!Copy !req
596. Burn. Let's get
this party started.Copy !req
597. You know it.Copy !req
598. Snailed it.Copy !req
599. Skidmark. You bringing
the beverages?Copy !req
600. Oh, I got a beverage for you.
And a beverage for you.Copy !req
601. Light her up, Turbo.
Do your thing, baby.Copy !req
602. Hey, Angelo!
We got customers.Copy !req
603. Whoa!Copy !req
604. Okay, you ready?Copy !req
605. Go!Copy !req
606. Huh?Copy !req
607. All right.
You're good to go.Copy !req
608. Okay, everybody.
Back on the bus.Copy !req
609. Oh, Mama,
you look good!Copy !req
610. Bye. Come again. I do
weddings, bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
611. Thank you.
Come back soon.Copy !req
612. Tomorrow, later on today.
I'll be here.Copy !req
613. Good luck with
that snail of yours.Copy !req
614. Thank you, my friend.Copy !req
615. I gotta hand it
to you, Tito.Copy !req
616. For once, one of your
crazy schemes worked.Copy !req
617. I know!Copy !req
618. And, hey, if we did better
because of that billboard,Copy !req
619. just imagine what
the Indy 500 could do.Copy !req
620. Hey, don't go
crazy on me.Copy !req
621. We had a good day.
We sold a few extra tacos.Copy !req
622. It's good enough.Copy !req
623. You better not mess this up, Tito.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
624. Oh, no.Copy !req
625. Oh, yes. We're going to
Indianapolis, Chet!Copy !req
626. "L" to the "N" to the "Dizzy"
to the "WiZZah." You dig?Copy !req
627. Yes, sir.Copy !req
628. One breakfast burrito, please.Copy !req
629. That's it. I'm sorry, honey.
Today is the day.Copy !req
630. Tito!Copy !req
631. Are you ready,
big man?Copy !req
632. On three. One, two...Copy !req
633. lndy, baby!Copy !req
634. Oh, oh!Copy !req
635. I got it! "Fasty"!Copy !req
636. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
637. Huh?Copy !req
638. Oh!Copy !req
639. "Turbo"!Copy !req
640. All right, as the kids say,
"Time to plump your ride."Copy !req
641. Oh, heck, no!Copy !req
642. Let's do this.Copy !req
643. Now, that's
more like it.Copy !req
644. No twitching. Voila'!Copy !req
645. Ooh-wee!Copy !req
646. Suited and booted, gooted and
looted, dipped and whipped!Copy !req
647. We've got
a contender, baby!Copy !req
648. Oh, look at him go!Copy !req
649. Ah.Copy !req
650. Fresh air, baby.Copy !req
651. We ain't in
Van Nuys no more.Copy !req
652. Uh-uh.Copy !req
653. Hi, Chet.Copy !req
654. You're gonna be
my boyfriend!Copy !req
655. I'm gonna
call you "boo."Copy !req
656. "Boo"? What does
that even mean?Copy !req
657. Sure beats the view
from the garden, huh?Copy !req
658. I can't believe
you're doing this.Copy !req
659. "We." We are doing this.Copy !req
660. You. I'm just a hostage.Copy !req
661. Theo, what happens
if you wake up tomorrow,Copy !req
662. and your powers
are gone, hmm?Copy !req
663. What then?Copy !req
664. Then I better make
the most of today.Copy !req
665. This is even bigger
than Hobby-Con.Copy !req
666. Wow. Now,
that's a car.Copy !req
667. Whoa. Shiny.Copy !req
668. Gagné.Copy !req
669. Whoa!Copy !req
670. And Guy Gagné
wins the pole,Copy !req
671. with a four-lap average
of 230 miles per hour.Copy !req
672. That's Gagné's
best time yet.Copy !req
673. Turbo has never
gone that fast.Copy !req
674. I mean, yet.Copy !req
675. So, you got
a plan, Taco Man?Copy !req
676. Of course I do.Copy !req
677. Please tell me those phony
glasses are not your plan.Copy !req
678. Uh, no.
That would be ridiculous.Copy !req
679. Come on, phony
glasses, do your thing.Copy !req
680. Oh, this great. I'm gonna
go have heart attack.Copy !req
681. Que' pasa, my friend?Copy !req
682. I have a driver that I'd
like to enter into the race.Copy !req
683. What team does
your driver race for?Copy !req
684. Dos Bros Tacos
and Company.Copy !req
685. Has he passed
the rookie test?Copy !req
686. Hey, come here. Let's
cut to the chase, okay?Copy !req
687. You have glasses,
I have glasses.Copy !req
688. What do we gotta do
to get this done, bro?Copy !req
689. Hey, let go.
Come on, man, let go!Copy !req
690. This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.
I have astigmatism and stuff.Copy !req
691. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
692. Guy, how do you do it,Copy !req
693. shattering your own
records year after year?Copy !req
694. Well, when a cheetah
chases after a gazelle,Copy !req
695. does he ever stop to think, "Maybe
I've caught enough gazelles.Copy !req
696. "Maybe I should just settle
down, try the vegan thing."Copy !req
697. No! He keeps running as long
as his legs will carry him.Copy !req
698. I am like the cheetah.
I never give up.Copy !req
699. Next question.Copy !req
700. All right, give me the keys.
I'll drive the first shift home.Copy !req
701. Whoa!
What gives?Copy !req
702. No,no, no!Copy !req
703. Can I help you, monsieur?Copy !req
704. One second, please.Copy !req
705. What are you doing? Are you
trying to get me arrested?Copy !req
706. Oh.Copy !req
707. Sorry! So sorry. We'll
have this under control...Copy !req
708. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
709. I give you the next
Indy 500 champion!Copy !req
710. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
711. Is that a snail?Copy !req
712. Your driver is a snail?Copy !req
713. What kind of
welcome is that?Copy !req
714. I'd say an appropriate
welcome, given the situation.Copy !req
715. All right.
Game over, nutjob.Copy !req
716. Let's go.Copy !req
717. Have a nice flight, Chet.
Huh?Copy !req
718. Hit it!
White Shadow!Copy !req
719. Bonzafl!Copy !req
720. Get off!Copy !req
721. Pedal to the metal, Turbo.Copy !req
722. Go!Copy !req
723. Whoa!Copy !req
724. Yeah!Copy !req
725. Whoa! That snail is fast!Copy !req
726. Whoo!Copy !req
727. What did I miss?
What did I miss?Copy !req
728. 226! Ha-ha! That's fast
enough to qualify!Copy !req
729. That's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
730. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
731. Oh, man, wait until
people see this!Copy !req
732. Whoa! That snail is fast!
What? Are you seeing this?Copy !req
733. Hello?
Have you heard?Copy !req
734. Yes, I've heard.Copy !req
735. That snail is fast.Copy !req
736. Forget about it. This
will blow over by noon.Copy !req
737. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
738. Hello?
Have you seen it?Copy !req
739. Yes, I've seen it!Copy !req
740. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
741. What?Copy !req
742. Snail is fast!Copy !req
743. You see
the snail moving fastCopy !req
744. You slow,
you gonna get passedCopy !req
745. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
746. He won't be lastCopy !req
747. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
748. Snail quicker
than a lightning flashCopy !req
749. His engine's roaring,
he's flooringCopy !req
750. He won't run out of gasCopy !req
751. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
752. That snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
753. Whoa! Are you
seeing this?Copy !req
754. Whoa!Copy !req
755. You cannot have
a snail in the Indy 500.Copy !req
756. Whoa!
It's a miracle of nature!Copy !req
757. Will the snail
be crushed by the giant race cars?Copy !req
758. Whoa!Copy !req
759. That snail is fast,
fast, fast Fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
760. Whoa. That snail is fast.Copy !req
761. We've just received
word that the CEOCopy !req
762. of lndyCar is about
to make a statement.Copy !req
763. And so, after careful
consideration and...Copy !req
764. That
snail is fast That snail is fastCopy !req
765. Sorry. My bad.Copy !req
766. I've decided...Copy !req
767. Please, say yes.
Please, say yes.Copy !req
768. Please, say no.
Please, say no.Copy !req
769. White Shadow.Copy !req
770. I've decided that I simply cannot
permit a snail to enter...Copy !req
771. Please, sir,
give my snail a shot,Copy !req
772. and I swear,
you won't regret it.Copy !req
773. Mr. Lopez, while I appreciate your
enthusiasm, my decision is...Copy !req
774. Let him race!Copy !req
775. Let him race!Copy !req
776. Let him race!Copy !req
777. Let him race! Let him race!
Let him race!Copy !req
778. Now, now. Order.Copy !req
779. Sir, if I may.Copy !req
780. You might want to
get a two-shot here.Copy !req
781. I, like this passionate gentleman
here, came from humble beginnings.Copy !req
782. In the words of
my dear father,Copy !req
783. "No dream is too big,
and no dreamer, too small."Copy !req
784. And that is why
I, for one,Copy !req
785. believe that if the Indy 500 isn't
going to put a limit on speed,Copy !req
786. then it shouldn't
put a limit on spirit!Copy !req
787. Give the people
what they want.Copy !req
788. Let him race!Copy !req
789. Let him race! Let him race!
Let him race!Copy !req
790. Just me.Copy !req
791. Whole frame, my face.Copy !req
792. All right!Copy !req
793. "All right," what?Copy !req
794. Your snail can compete
in the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
795. Yeah!Copy !req
796. Has the world
lost its mind?Copy !req
797. To Turbo!Copy !req
798. Starlight Plaza! Hey!Copy !req
799. He ain't slow no more.Copy !req
800. That's for sure.Copy !req
801. Shut the door.Copy !req
802. Get on the floor.Copy !req
803. Barbeque sauce!Copy !req
804. And we're back
with more from Indianapolis.Copy !req
805. Check it out.
We're on TV.Copy !req
806. Mr. Lopez,
how do you feel aboutCopy !req
807. getting to compete
in the Indy 500?Copy !req
808. I'm just so happy.Copy !req
809. And we'd all be
happy to see youCopy !req
810. come on down to
the Starlight Plaza.Copy !req
811. Just north of the 101
in Van Nuys, California.Copy !req
812. Kim Ly Nail Salon. Where we
put the "nail" in "snail."Copy !req
813. Taco Man cried in front of
millions of people. Ow!Copy !req
814. Here you go, Paz.
Nice and warm.Copy !req
815. Goodnight, Tito.Copy !req
816. You comfy enough, Bobby?
Uh... No.Copy !req
817. Okay, let me know
if you need anything.Copy !req
818. Hey! No touching!Copy !req
819. Smooth,
smooth, smooth.Copy !req
820. Sleep tight, Little Amigo.
We got a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
821. Yep.Copy !req
822. Big day, indeed.Copy !req
823. Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing
note of disapproval.Copy !req
824. I'm worried.
And you should be, too.Copy !req
825. I'll be fine.Copy !req
826. You are delusional,
you know that?Copy !req
827. It's Big Red
all over again.Copy !req
828. Only this time, instead
of one lawn mower,Copy !req
829. it'll be 32 giant,
fire-breathing cars!Copy !req
830. And I won't be
able to save you.Copy !req
831. You won't have to, because
this time, I have speed.Copy !req
832. You're not a car.
You're a snail.Copy !req
833. I got a shot here, Chet.
I can do this. You'll see.Copy !req
834. No, I won't.Copy !req
835. I will not stand by and watch
the only brother I've gotCopy !req
836. risk his life chasing
some impossible dream.Copy !req
837. I'm sorry, Theo.Copy !req
838. All of these people,
they believe in me.Copy !req
839. Guy Gagne
believes in me.Copy !req
840. Why won't you?Copy !req
841. And by the way,
my name is Turbo.Copy !req
842. All right.
Tout suite, let's go.Copy !req
843. Whoa.Copy !req
844. 2.2-liter turbo V6.Copy !req
845. 24-valve
quad-overhead cam.Copy !req
846. Fastest open-wheel, single-seat
machine on the planet.Copy !req
847. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
848. No way.Copy !req
849. You're not trying to steal
my trophy from me, are you?Copy !req
850. Becauseifyou want one for yourself,
you may have a long wait.Copy !req
851. Espresso?Copy !req
852. So, you are my
little competition, eh?Copy !req
853. The underdog
versus the champion.Copy !req
854. The world loves the
underdogs, you know.Copy !req
855. The dreamers out there,
they need them.Copy !req
856. Need to believe
that one day, maybeCopy !req
857. they could achieve
the impossible, too.Copy !req
858. Well, the sad truth is,
underdogs seldom win.Copy !req
859. And dreamers?Copy !req
860. Let's just say, eventually,
they have to wake up.Copy !req
861. I've never talked to a snail before.
So small, so amusing.Copy !req
862. No wonder they want
to see you race, eh?Copy !req
863. Vroom! Vroom!Copy !req
864. Look at him go.Copy !req
865. Thank you, plucky snail.Copy !req
866. Because of you, the whole world
will be watching this race.Copy !req
867. And when the checkered flag drops,
they'll be watching me win.Copy !req
868. Crawl home, garden snail,Copy !req
869. while you still can.Copy !req
870. Good
afternoon, race fans,Copy !req
871. and welcome to this year's
running of the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
872. Televised in
over 200 countriesCopy !req
873. and aired in
33 different languages,Copy !req
874. this is no longer
just a race,Copy !req
875. this is the day you'll be telling
your grandchildren about.Copy !req
876. Where were you the day they let
a snail race in the Indy 500?Copy !req
877. Okay, time to go.
You ready?Copy !req
878. All right, team meeting.
Bring it in.Copy !req
879. This is it, Little Amigo.
This is our moment. Our time.Copy !req
880. Today is the day
we make our mark.Copy !req
881. Everybody in!
It's go time!Copy !req
882. Oh, Theo.
Be careful out there.Copy !req
883. Hey, little snail.
Are you lost?Copy !req
884. No.Copy !req
885. Are you a boy,
or a girl?Copy !req
886. Why is this confusing?
I'm not a girl!Copy !req
887. And there they are, folks. Some of
the biggest names in motorsport.Copy !req
888. Shelby Stone, hot
off her win in Sao Paulo.Copy !req
889. ANNOUNCER 2'. Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, a.k.a.
"The Brazilian Butcher."Copy !req
890. He actually was a butcher before
he got into race car driving.Copy !req
891. Gagné! Gagné! Gagné!Copy !req
892. Hey!Copy !req
893. And here he comes,
folks, le man, le myth, le legend...Copy !req
894. le "if I could choose
anybody in the worldCopy !req
895. to be my best friend
it would be..."Copy !req
896. Guy Gagné!Copy !req
897. Yes, yes. "Gagné, Gagné!"Copy !req
898. You know, food trucks are
actually very popular these days.Copy !req
899. And I tell you what,
I do love a good torta.Copy !req
900. Yeah!Copy !req
901. Whoo! Uh-huh.Copy !req
902. And would you
look at those t-shirts?Copy !req
903. It is amazing what you can
do on your printer at home.Copy !req
904. Ay, Tito, you better
know what you're doing.Copy !req
905. Here you go, little snail. Now you've
got the best seat in the house.Copy !req
906. Oh, no. Nope.
This isn't happening.Copy !req
907. I gotta get
out of here.Copy !req
908. Stay here.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
909. Help! Let me out.
Let me out!Copy !req
910. Breathe.Copy !req
911. Good afternoon
and welcomeCopy !req
912. to what has become the most
anticipated and unprecedentedCopy !req
913. running of
the Indianapolis 500.Copy !req
914. So, without further ado,Copy !req
915. ladies and gentlemen,
and snail,Copy !req
916. start your engines!Copy !req
917. It's like an earthquake!Copy !req
918. I love it. Is it weird
that I love it?Copy !req
919. Everyone,
off the track, please.Copy !req
920. See you in the winner's
circle, garden snail.Copy !req
921. Easy to the peasy, baby.Copy !req
922. Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
We can do this, right?Copy !req
923. Oh, I wish I was tiny,
so I can give you a hug.Copy !req
924. Get off the track!Copy !req
925. Okay, okay, I'm going!
Good luck out there, Turbo!Copy !req
926. Did anybody
bring earplugs?Copy !req
927. What?Copy !req
928. Oh, I can't watch this.Copy !req
929. The pace car is off and the
parade laps are underway.Copy !req
930. Only moments until
the green flag drops,Copy !req
931. and history is made
here at Indianapolis.Copy !req
932. Let's do this.Copy !req
933. And the race is on!Copy !req
934. You go, Turbo!Copy !req
935. ANNOUNCER 2'. Turbo,
struggling out there.Copy !req
936. Looks like the party is over
for the motoring mollusk.Copy !req
937. He's getting killed
out there.Copy !req
938. What have we done?Copy !req
939. Whoa.
That snail is history.Copy !req
940. Oh! I think
I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
941. Come on, garden snail.
Get your head in the game!Copy !req
942. Go, go, go!Copy !req
943. All right, go, go, 90!Copy !req
944. Come on! We're supposed
to be a team, here!Copy !req
945. We're trying.Copy !req
946. It's a snail. There's
not that much to do.Copy !req
947. That's it. This pit crew is
officially under new management.Copy !req
948. Now, this is how it's done.
Airjack.Copy !req
949. Jack-tivate.Copy !req
950. Lube.
Applied liberally.Copy !req
951. Detailing.Copy !req
952. Wax on, wax off.
Ow!Copy !req
953. Fuel!
Down the hatch.Copy !req
954. Chug!Chug! Chug!Copy !req
955. Foot massage.Copy !req
956. You know it.Copy !req
957. Relaxing vibes.Copy !req
958. Own it, brother.Copy !req
959. Now, de-lax those vibes!Copy !req
960. Ahhh! Are you crazy?Copy !req
961. Ow! Yeah, I'm crazy! What
made you think I was sane?Copy !req
962. I don't
know how to... Ow!Copy !req
963. Are you a car?
No.Copy !req
964. Are you a car?Copy !req
965. No!Copy !req
966. Then stop
driving like one!Copy !req
967. Now get out there.
Snail up, baby!Copy !req
968. Go, T-boogie, go!Copy !req
969. Gagné with
a commanding lead now.Copy !req
970. Followed by Claudio Cruz,
Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.Copy !req
971. Go!
Come on.Copy !req
972. Snail up.Copy !req
973. SnaHup!Copy !req
974. Yes!Copy !req
975. I don't believe it!
Turbo just went under a car!Copy !req
976. Whoa!
Did you see that?Copy !req
977. Despite a rocky start, it
looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.Copy !req
978. Yeah! Now we're talking!Copy !req
979. Where is he?
Where is he?Copy !req
980. Oh! He passed another one!Copy !req
981. Yeah!Copy !req
982. That's my brother, right there.
That's the back of his head!Copy !req
983. Go, go, go!
Left turn! Left turn!Copy !req
984. Yeah! Left turn!Copy !req
985. Turbo maneuvers past
Shelby Stone and into second place!Copy !req
986. He is hot
on Gagné's heels!Copy !req
987. The snail's not
going away, Guy.Copy !req
988. All right,
I know, I know!Copy !req
989. These racers better
watch it coming into turn four.Copy !req
990. This late in the race, that
outside edge is full of marbles.Copy !req
991. And you don't want to play
with these marbles, kids.Copy !req
992. That rubber
peeling off the tiresCopy !req
993. can be a minefield
for these drivers.Copy !req
994. Here we go.Copy !req
995. Whoa!Copy !req
996. Turbo!Copy !req
997. Oh, no.Copy !req
998. Oh, man.Copy !req
999. What are we gonna do? If he takes
another hit like that last one...Copy !req
1000. You gotta
pull him, Tito.Copy !req
1001. I'm sorry, Little Amigo.
It's over.Copy !req
1002. Hey.Copy !req
1003. We got this far.
It's good enough.Copy !req
1004. No, it's not.Copy !req
1005. With the green
flag about to be waved,Copy !req
1006. it looks like a mere
formality at this point.Copy !req
1007. Gagné, just five laps
away from victory.Copy !req
1008. Waita minute! Turbo is
still in this thing!Copy !req
1009. Huh?Copy !req
1010. What?Copy !req
1011. Whoa!
What happened there?Copy !req
1012. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1013. Whoa!Copy !req
1014. No!Copy !req
1015. Theo!Copy !req
1016. No!Copy !req
1017. Not this time.
Come on!Copy !req
1018. Come on, Turbo.
Come on, Turbo.Copy !req
1019. Come on, just hold in
there a little longer.Copy !req
1020. No!Copy !req
1021. No!Copy !req
1022. Farewell, little snail.Copy !req
1023. Unbelievable!
Turbo takes the lead.Copy !req
1024. Snail-style, baby!Copy !req
1025. Badidea. Badidea.Copy !req
1026. And the white flag is in the air as
we enter the 200th and final lap.Copy !req
1027. ANNOUNCER 2'. Turbo weaving between
lapped cars like a snail possessed.Copy !req
1028. He is determined to
hold onto his lead.Copy !req
1029. No!Copy !req
1030. I will not
lose to a snail!Copy !req
1031. Gagné is
in the marbles!Copy !req
1032. Guy, what are you doing?Copy !req
1033. Oh!Copy !req
1034. Ah...Copy !req
1035. Theo!Copy !req
1036. Turbo!Copy !req
1037. The track is backed up
all the way down the front straight.Copy !req
1038. It's complete
gridlock down there.Copy !req
1039. I can't see him.
I can't see him.Copy !req
1040. Guy, are you okay?Copy !req
1041. Where am I?Copy !req
1042. There he is.Copy !req
1043. Theo.Copy !req
1044. Let's finish this.Copy !req
1045. Oh, no.Copy !req
1046. Oh...
Turbo.Copy !req
1047. No,no, no. Theo, what are you doing?
Don't give up.Copy !req
1048. Oh!Copy !req
1049. Oh!Copy !req
1050. H ey! Where are you going?Copy !req
1051. No, no!Copy !req
1052. Get back here! No, wait!Copy !req
1053. No! Little snail!Copy !req
1054. Theo!Copy !req
1055. Is that Chet?Copy !req
1056. Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what I clearlyjust heard.Copy !req
1057. Ugh!Copy !req
1058. CHET '. saw.!Copy !req
1059. Crows?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1060. Long time no see, Chet!Copy !req
1061. Hey!
Don't test me, crow.Copy !req
1062. White Shadow!Copy !req
1063. Nice moves
back there, boo.Copy !req
1064. Is this
really necessary?Copy !req
1065. No, man.
But it's fun.Copy !req
1066. Whoo!Copy !req
1067. Theo!Copy !req
1068. Theo!Copy !req
1069. Chet?Copy !req
1070. Finish this!Copy !req
1071. I can't.Copy !req
1072. Oh, yes, you can.Copy !req
1073. You're right, you know.Copy !req
1074. It is in you.
It's always been in you.Copy !req
1075. Now, I did not just face every
fear known to snail-kindCopy !req
1076. to come down here and watch
you hide in your shell.Copy !req
1077. I'm sitting on a crow,
for crying out loud!Copy !req
1078. Don't even
think about it.Copy !req
1079. And my little brother
never gives up.Copy !req
1080. That's the best
thing about you.Copy !req
1081. So, you get out there
and you win this...Copy !req
1082. Turbo.Copy !req
1083. He's still going.Copy !req
1084. Son of a gun.Copy !req
1085. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1086. Unbelievable!
The race is back on!Copy !req
1087. Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1088. Little Amigo!Copy !req
1089. Hey, snail! He's gradually
gaining on you!Copy !req
1090. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1091. Turbo! Tuck and roll!Copy !req
1092. And Turbo wins it
by a shell!Copy !req
1093. That's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
1094. Chet! Chet!Copy !req
1095. Turbo!Copy !req
1096. Chet!Copy !req
1097. We won, right?
We just won?Copy !req
1098. We won.Copy !req
1099. Hey, everybody! My brother
won the Indy 5,000!Copy !req
1100. Wow. That's so romantic.Copy !req
1101. Hey, Angelo. We did it!Copy !req
1102. We did it. We did it!Copy !req
1103. Free tacos for everybody!Copy !req
1104. Snail power, baby!Copy !req
1105. Um...Copy !req
1106. Mom.Copy !req
1107. Hey, Gagné! Why don't you pick
on someone your own size?Copy !req
1108. You big bad boy!
Security!Copy !req
1109. I step on you!
Do you like that?Copy !req
1110. Sleeper hold!
All right.Copy !req
1111. Let go of me!
I'm just an old lady!Copy !req
1112. Kim Ly Nail Salon!Copy !req
1113. That's our snail!Copy !req
1114. It's like I always said,
Little Amigo, you are amazing!Copy !req
1115. Okay, wait.Copy !req
1116. Just keep your eyes closed
until I say so, okay?Copy !req
1117. Tito, this is stupid.Copy !req
1118. Ta-da!Copy !req
1119. Hello, Angelo.
Let's get cooking.Copy !req
1120. Boom!Copy !req
1121. The stove talks, bro.Copy !req
1122. Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm. No, honey, soonest
available three months from now, 6:00 AM.Copy !req
1123. Brenda, that daisy really
brings out your foot!Copy !req
1124. Hey, I'm not paying you guys
to sit around and look pretty.Copy !req
1125. Now, that's more like it.Copy !req
1126. Check it out.Copy !req
1127. Whoa.
This guy is good.Copy !req
1128. And last, but not
least, Sanitation. Mmm.Copy !req
1129. Nice choice, young man.Copy !req
1130. Come on, boys. It's time
to take out the trash.Copy !req
1131. Whoo-hoo! Take a
look at this place.Copy !req
1132. Like I said, your skills
have truly paid the bills.Copy !req
1133. Yeah, bills.Copy !req
1134. What you saying, bro?Copy !req
1135. All racers to
the starting line.Copy !req
1136. Hey, T.Copy !req
1137. You gonna be okay without those
fancy magic superpowers?Copy !req
1138. Sure. It never stopped
any of you. Whoo!Copy !req
1139. Yeah!Copy !req
1140. Que' pasa, my friend?Copy !req
1141. You see that?
All these people?Copy !req
1142. You did that, Little Amigo.
You put this place on the map.Copy !req
1143. You really are
my little shooting star.Copy !req
1144. Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you something.Copy !req
1145. Pam!Copy !req
1146. Ha-ha! You won't be
missing this.Copy !req
1147. What? You're all better.Copy !req
1148. Ooh!
Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
1149. Okay, listen up. Let's
have a nice, safe race out there today.Copy !req
1150. Don't want any accidents.Copy !req
1151. That being said,Copy !req
1152. blow them off
the track, bro.Copy !req
1153. Mmm, I love a man
in uniform. For real!Copy !req
1154. Simmer down, boo.
I'm on duty, here.Copy !req
1155. On your mark.Copy !req
1156. All right, so, you got
a new shell. Mmm.Copy !req
1157. But can yours do this?
Hit it, Burn!Copy !req
1158. Get set.Copy !req
1159. Go.Copy !req
1160. Come on! Let's do it!
Yeah!Copy !req
1161. Hello!Copy !req
1162. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1163. What'd I say?
What'd I say?Copy !req
1164. 0h. yeah!Copy !req
1165. White Shadow!Copy !req
1166. I can tuck.
I can tuck.Copy !req
1167. Okay, baby,
here we go.Copy !req
1168. Come on.Copy !req
1169. I did it!
ltuckedlltuckedlCopy !req
1170. I can't get out.Copy !req
1171. That snail is fast! Whoa!Copy !req
1172. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1173. What?Copy !req
1174. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1175. Turbo!Copy !req
1176. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1177. Whoa!Copy !req
1178. Turbo!Copy !req
1179. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1180. Whoa!Copy !req
1181. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1182. Think that snail's really fastCopy !req
1183. When they race,
he won't crashCopy !req
1184. On your mark
Ready, set, go!Copy !req
1185. Watch that snail
doing that dashCopy !req
1186. Want to be number oneCopy !req
1187. He definitely races fastCopy !req
1188. Got that pedal
to the metalCopy !req
1189. Vroom, vroom!
Flooring that gasCopy !req
1190. Got a need for speed
That's all the people seeCopy !req
1191. You watch him move so fastCopy !req
1192. Man, it's hard to believeCopy !req
1193. But guess who did it
Yeah, he did itCopy !req
1194. He would never quit itCopy !req
1195. To all his friends and fans,
look at him crossing the finishCopy !req
1196. Turbo!
You see this snail moving fastCopy !req
1197. You slow,
you gonna get passedCopy !req
1198. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1199. He won't be lastCopy !req
1200. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1201. Snail quicker than
a lighting flashCopy !req
1202. His engine's roaring He's
flooring He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1203. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1204. The snail is fastCopy !req
1205. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1206. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1207. The snail is fastCopy !req
1208. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1209. Don't think this snail can race
or even be a winner either?Copy !req
1210. When he get behind the wheelCopy !req
1211. In the race,
he'll be the leaderCopy !req
1212. He'll be numero uno
Call him Turbo, Mr. SnailCopy !req
1213. On the race trackCopy !req
1214. Hit the gas
and never failCopy !req
1215. Love the speed,
going fastCopy !req
1216. Headed right past you
Winner of the raceCopy !req
1217. Turbo snail
Yup, that's whoCopy !req
1218. So buckle up
Do your thingCopy !req
1219. No one on the track
ever raced past him to winCopy !req
1220. Look at him
Turbo!Copy !req
1221. You see the snail
moving fastCopy !req
1222. You slow,
you're gonna get passedCopy !req
1223. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1224. He won't be lastCopy !req
1225. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1226. Snail quicker than
a lighting flashCopy !req
1227. His engine's roaring He's
flooring He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1228. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1229. The snail is fastCopy !req
1230. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1231. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1232. The snail is fastCopy !req
1233. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1234. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
1235. That snail is fast!Copy !req
1236. Whoa!
That snail is fast!Copy !req
1237. You see the snail
moving fastCopy !req
1238. You slow,
you gonna get pastCopy !req
1239. You see him
gaining position for firstCopy !req
1240. He won't be lastCopy !req
1241. He's ready to make a dashCopy !req
1242. Snail quicker than
a lightning flashCopy !req
1243. His engine's roaring He's
flooring He won't run out of gasCopy !req
1244. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1245. The snail is fastCopy !req
1246. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1247. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1248. The snail is fastCopy !req
1249. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1250. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1251. The snail is fastCopy !req
1252. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1253. Turbo!
The snail is fastCopy !req
1254. The snail is fastCopy !req
1255. The snail is fast,
fast, fast, fast, fastCopy !req
1256. Turbo!Copy !req