1. Are you sure
we should be doing this?Copy !req
2. This is still a crime scene.Copy !req
3. Sack up, Billy.Copy !req
4. It's called "investigative journalism"
for a reason.Copy !req
5. Yeah, but don't we
need, like, a press passCopy !req
6. or a permit or something?Copy !req
7. Press pass this!Copy !req
8. You know, the police missed something
here, I can feel it.Copy !req
9. What do you say, Billy?Copy !req
10. Won't a Peabody Award look great
up on your —Copy !req
11. Oh!Copy !req
12. YOUNG MAN #1:
Yo, Chuck, speed up, man!Copy !req
13. YOUNG MAN #2:
Yeah, man, speed up.Copy !req
14. Yeah, guys, this is my dad's car.Copy !req
15. So, if I go any faster,
he will kill me.Copy !req
16. Holy shit!Copy !req
17. Jesus, that was close.Copy !req
18. You fucking assholes!Copy !req
19. We are in hillbilly country now, boys.
Squeal like a pig!Copy !req
20. Soo-ee!Copy !req
21. 'Cause they're not in your fraternity
doesn't mean they're freaks.Copy !req
22. Well, actually, it does, Allison.Copy !req
23. You see, you're either Omega Beta
or you're a freak.Copy !req
24. Omega Beta!Copy !req
25. Omega Beta!Copy !req
26. I am in a car full of morons.Copy !req
27. No, if we were morons,
we wouldn't have thoughtCopy !req
28. to bring this.Copy !req
29. Okay, I stand corrected.
You are a fucking genius.Copy !req
30. Hey, hey, Chuck, speed up, man.
They're gonna pass us.Copy !req
31. Oh, geez.
Whoa, Jesus.Copy !req
32. Did you see the way
those guys looked at us?Copy !req
33. Hey, guys!Copy !req
34. Guys!Copy !req
35. We forgot the beer!Copy !req
36. Are you sure you got
everything you need?Copy !req
37. Once you get up there...Copy !req
38. Can I help you?Copy !req
39. Uh, yeah.
Where's your beer at?Copy !req
40. Beer's in the back.Copy !req
41. You see the way them kids look?Copy !req
42. MAN #2:
Read that list back to me again.Copy !req
43. Okay. 3/4-inch nails.Copy !req
44. Hacksaw.Copy !req
45. Baling hooks.Copy !req
46. Brush-clearing scythe.Copy !req
47. Clamps...Copy !req
48. Hey, Chad, do we need more bug s—Copy !req
49. Chad?Copy !req
50. Chad?Copy !req
51. Hand drill...Copy !req
52. Feminine napkins.Copy !req
53. Stone bits.Copy !req
54. 1/8th hole saw...Copy !req
55. - Oh, my God.
- It's just me.Copy !req
56. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
57. This place is so creepy.Copy !req
58. Dale, we need anything else?Copy !req
59. Pickled eggs.
Six-pounder!Copy !req
60. Oh, hot dog, Tucker.Copy !req
61. Have you ever seen anything
like that in your life?Copy !req
62. There's nothing so special
about them.Copy !req
63. They're just your average
college girls.Copy !req
64. There's nothing average
about that.Copy !req
65. You know something, Dale?
She's just human.Copy !req
66. Why don't you go over there
and talk to her?Copy !req
67. Talk to her?Copy !req
68. W-What in the world would I say?Copy !req
69. I don't know.Copy !req
70. Tell her that you got a vacation home.
That'll probably impress her.Copy !req
71. Are you out of your mind, Tucker?
These are college girls, okay?Copy !req
72. They grew up with vacation homes
and guys like me fixing their toilets.Copy !req
73. You gotta have some faith
in yourself, man.Copy !req
74. Girls can smell fear.
Now, come on.Copy !req
75. You are a good-lookin' man...Copy !req
76. more or less.Copy !req
77. - You got a damn good heart.
- Yup.Copy !req
78. I mean, that's two things
right there.Copy !req
79. Now, go on, get over there.Copy !req
80. What's the worst that could happen?Copy !req
81. You know something?Copy !req
82. You're right, Tuck.Copy !req
83. - I'm gonna do it.
- All right.Copy !req
84. I'm gonna do it right now.Copy !req
85. All right, hold up, hold up.Copy !req
86. All right, now, whatever you say,Copy !req
87. just smile and laugh.Copy !req
88. It shows confidence.Copy !req
89. Smile and laugh.Copy !req
90. Okay.Copy !req
91. - Do it.
- All right.Copy !req
92. You guys, uh, goin' campin'?Copy !req
93. Hey!Copy !req
94. Hey.Copy !req
95. Now, look, we don't want any trouble,
all right?Copy !req
96. - So just back off!
- Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
97. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
98. Get in the truck.Copy !req
99. Looks like
a good-lookin' cooler. Uh...Copy !req
100. I told you, Tucker.Copy !req
101. I'm a zero with the ladies.Copy !req
102. They hate my face!Copy !req
103. Come on.Copy !req
104. I ain't like you, Tucker, you know?Copy !req
105. I mean, I can't talk to the lady folk
the way you can.Copy !req
106. No one can.
I mean, you know, I...Copy !req
107. I always get all stupid,
and my hands get clammy,Copy !req
108. and I just act
like a big, fat idiot.Copy !req
109. You know what your problem is?
You got an inferiority complex.Copy !req
110. - No, I don't.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
111. Nope.Copy !req
112. Let me tell you — Life is short.
You gotta go after what you want.Copy !req
113. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
114. 'Cause it sure as hell ain't gonna
just fall right in your lap.Copy !req
115. That's true, I reckon.
- Aw, shit.Copy !req
116. - What are you doing?
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
117. We got a cop.
Oh, I got you.Copy !req
118. I got a rag.
Here, Tuck, move your arm.Copy !req
119. You're spilling beer
all over your crotch.Copy !req
120. All right, he's pulling over.Copy !req
121. - Get up, Dale.
I can't.Copy !req
122. Dale, he's coming.Copy !req
123. Now it's stuck on my sleeve.
Get up.Copy !req
124. My hand is stuck on —
Un-stuck it, then.Copy !req
125. He's out of his car!
He's out of his car?Copy !req
126. He's coming.Copy !req
127. Tucker!
Get up.Copy !req
128. Ow!Copy !req
129. Yeah.Copy !req
130. - Howdy, officer.
- Hey.Copy !req
131. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. License, please.Copy !req
134. Uh, I lost my wallet
a couple weeks back.Copy !req
135. New one is in the mail.Copy !req
136. Temporary.Copy !req
137. Where are you two headed?Copy !req
138. We're headed to our vacation home
up by Morris Lake.Copy !req
139. I sank every penny I had into it.Copy !req
140. Me and Dale here,
we're gonna go fix 'er up...Copy !req
141. - ... maybe do a little fishin'.
- Do a little fishin'.Copy !req
142. He's been striking out
with the ladies.Copy !req
143. I figure a little man time
might do him some good.Copy !req
144. There ain't nothing up there
but pain and sufferingCopy !req
145. on a scale
you can't even imagine.Copy !req
146. I pulled you over 'cause you got
a broken turn signal.Copy !req
147. Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
148. See that you, uh...Copy !req
149. get that fixed.Copy !req
150. That was very helpful.Copy !req
151. Man, that was tense.Copy !req
152. That dude's weird.Copy !req
153. There he goes.Copy !req
154. Bye.Copy !req
155. God, would you look at him?
You know what his problem is?Copy !req
156. He was jealous 'cause he can't afford
a place of his own.Copy !req
157. Ah.Copy !req
158. Well...Copy !req
159. Here's to the good life, huh?Copy !req
160. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
161. To the good life, man.Copy !req
162. - Look at this little truck right here!
I know, I know.Copy !req
163. Is that ours?Copy !req
164. Wow, another one right there.Copy !req
165. Oh, my God.Copy !req
166. It's perfect!Copy !req
167. And what'd they call this,
a fixer-upper?Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. All right,
let's go check it out inside.Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. I can't believe this is ours!Copy !req
172. Oh, my God!Copy !req
173. Well, it's just a little dusty,
is all.Copy !req
174. It's a mansion!Copy !req
175. Whoever used to live here
must've been a...Copy !req
176. an archeologist or something.Copy !req
177. Yeah, archa— Yeah.Copy !req
178. Look at this.Copy !req
179. Must've been
a real news junkie, too.Copy !req
180. Chubby's Chili Dog Depot?Copy !req
181. "Buy three, get two free."
No expiration date.Copy !req
182. All right.Copy !req
183. Score!Copy !req
184. Tucker, look.Copy !req
185. They got my favorite board game
here, too.Copy !req
186. You know what?Copy !req
187. I tell you something, Dale.Copy !req
188. I cannot believe that I am standing
in my own vacation home right now.Copy !req
189. You know something?Copy !req
190. Dreams really do come true.Copy !req
191. Oh, look out!Copy !req
192. Ohh!
Well, I guess we should fix that.Copy !req
193. Yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
194. You can get off me now.Copy !req
195. Guys, if you have a reoccurring dream
about sucking a dickCopy !req
196. but you never do it,
are you gay?Copy !req
197. - Yes.
- Really?Copy !req
198. - Guys?
- Are you serious?Copy !req
199. - Guys!
- What?Copy !req
200. Do you guys want
to hear a scary story?Copy !req
201. - No! Chuck, no.
- No.Copy !req
202. Absolutely not.Copy !req
203. Th-That's not funny.
Guys, that...Copy !req
204. It happened to my cousins,
I think.Copy !req
205. Now, do you fuckers
want to hear a real story?Copy !req
206. Huh?Copy !req
207. This story happened right here,Copy !req
208. right in these very woods.Copy !req
209. It was 20 years ago today.Copy !req
210. The Memorial Day Massacre.Copy !req
211. How a bunch of college kidsCopy !req
212. just like us,Copy !req
213. they came out here
to have a good time,Copy !req
214. but little did they knowCopy !req
215. that they weren't the only ones
in these here woods.Copy !req
216. ? Yo, pump up the jam,
pump it up?Copy !req
217. ? While your feet are stompin'... ?Copy !req
218. ? Pump it up a little more?Copy !req
219. ? Get the party goin'
on the dance floor?Copy !req
220. ? See 'cause that's where the — ?Copy !req
221. ? I'm gonna meet my maker?Copy !req
222. ? I ain't afraid to die?Copy !req
223. Hey, man, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
224. Yeah, put that back on.Copy !req
225. No. No, no, this is cool.
This is cool. I like this.Copy !req
226. Oh, God!Copy !req
227. And only one person lived
to tell the story.Copy !req
228. The rest of them just disappeared,Copy !req
229. and their bodies
are buried beneath us.Copy !req
230. Hey!Copy !req
231. Hey, there's a lake back there.Copy !req
232. Who wants to go skinny dipping?Copy !req
233. I do.Copy !req
234. - Let's go.
- Yeah?Copy !req
235. All right!Copy !req
236. I'm not getting naked!Copy !req
237. That's okay, Tuck.Copy !req
238. You take that.
That's yours.Copy !req
239. See, that's why you're never going
to get ahead in life.Copy !req
240. That's 'cause you don't stick up
for yourself.Copy !req
241. Ow!
- Do not even think about it.Copy !req
242. - But you just said —
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
243. Ow!
Are you serious?Copy !req
244. - What'd I just say?
- I got to stick up for myself.Copy !req
245. I said, "Don't even think about it,"
though,Copy !req
246. so that was the last thing I said.Copy !req
247. Hello?Copy !req
248. Is someone there?Copy !req
249. Guys?Copy !req
250. God, Chad, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
251. You are such an asshole.Copy !req
252. Come on, come on,
that was funny.Copy !req
253. No, it wasn't.Copy !req
254. You got nothing to worry about, Allie.
It's just me.Copy !req
255. You totally freaked me out.Copy !req
256. You know,
you can drop the act now.Copy !req
257. What act?Copy !req
258. Like you're better
than everyone else.Copy !req
259. - I don't think —
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
260. But that's okay, Allie,
because I get it.Copy !req
261. I mean...Copy !req
262. you are better
than everyone else.Copy !req
263. You and I, Allie,Copy !req
264. are cut from a different cloth.Copy !req
265. You know what I mean?Copy !req
266. I'm... not — I—Copy !req
267. All I'm saying is...Copy !req
268. I'm glad that we have this chance
to get to know each other better.Copy !req
269. - You're drunk.
- That's a good thing.Copy !req
270. It lowers my inhibitions.Copy !req
271. Okay, uh...Copy !req
272. - Come on, stop.
- Why?Copy !req
273. Why? Why stop?Copy !req
274. We're perfect for each other.Copy !req
275. Let's talk about this later.Copy !req
276. I'm going to go catch up
with everyone.Copy !req
277. Come on, Allie.
Come on.Copy !req
278. - Here we go!
- Whoo!Copy !req
279. What was that all about?Copy !req
280. I don't know,
but I think we should go check it out.Copy !req
281. No. No, no, no.
Tuck, you know what?Copy !req
282. My guess would be that they
don't really want to see us right now.Copy !req
283. I kind of want to see them.Copy !req
284. No, no.Copy !req
285. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
286. - Damn it, Dale!
- What?Copy !req
287. I'm not gonna go around
one more time with you on this.Copy !req
288. - Okay.
- Hush!Copy !req
289. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
290. I love camping!Copy !req
291. Look.Copy !req
292. Oh.Copy !req
293. - Tucker!
- Shush!Copy !req
294. Goddamn it, Dale!
What the hell is the matter with you?Copy !req
295. Me? What did I do?Copy !req
296. When you see a college girl prancing
around in front of you half-naked,Copy !req
297. you do not yell out my name.Copy !req
298. Well, you were being
a Peeping Tom.Copy !req
299. You are hopeless. Do you know that?
You're hopeless.Copy !req
300. She didn't come up yet.Copy !req
301. - Tuck, paddle.
- Oh, geez.Copy !req
302. Hey!Copy !req
303. Lady?Copy !req
304. Hey, lady!Copy !req
305. Where'd she go, Tuck?Copy !req
306. Whoa, whoa, Dale!Copy !req
307. Tuck, help me
get her in the boat.Copy !req
308. Come on.Copy !req
309. Lift her.
Get her legs.Copy !req
310. Oh. No.Copy !req
311. Hey, we got your friend!Copy !req
312. Oh, God!Copy !req
313. They got Allison!Copy !req
314. Hey!Copy !req
315. We got your friend!
Why the hell are they running away?Copy !req
316. Hey!Copy !req
317. Doesn't matter, Tucker.
We got to get her back to the cabin.Copy !req
318. - Come on, let's row.
- Shit.Copy !req
319. Oh, man.Copy !req
320. Shit.Copy !req
321. Chad!Copy !req
322. Chad!Copy !req
323. The hill— The hillbillies.Copy !req
324. - What hillbillies?
Hillbillies from the store!Copy !req
325. They captured Allison!Copy !req
326. Allie!Copy !req
327. No. No, no, no.
No, please. Please, don't!Copy !req
328. Don't — Don't — Don't — Don't —
Don't cry.Copy !req
329. No, please, don't...Copy !req
330. Oh!Copy !req
331. It's the pancakes!
You hate pancakes!Copy !req
332. I'll go make you something else.
I'll just...Copy !req
333. Should've asked her
if she liked pancakes.Copy !req
334. Pan— Pancakes?Copy !req
335. What?Copy !req
336. Allison!Copy !req
337. I don't understand.Copy !req
338. Where do you guys think
they took her?Copy !req
339. Maybe they took her
to the hospital.Copy !req
340. You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
341. Chuck, tell 'em what you saw.Copy !req
342. Well, it was really dark,Copy !req
343. but it looked like
one of guys was...Copy !req
344. like, eating her face off.Copy !req
345. That is so disgusting.Copy !req
346. Guys, not to sound too cliché,
but shouldn't we go to the police?Copy !req
347. Yeah, and, what,
just leave Allison with them?Copy !req
348. If they already ate her,
what difference does it make?Copy !req
349. We don't need the police.Copy !req
350. We can handle this on our own.Copy !req
351. No, no, no. What if I go?
I mean, it's my dad's truck.Copy !req
352. He told me I was the only one
allowed to drive it.Copy !req
353. Fine, you wanna go, Chuck?
Then just go. Go.Copy !req
354. Okay, awesome.Copy !req
355. I'll be back in a jiffy,
I swear.Copy !req
356. That's such bullshit!
Why does he get to go?Copy !req
357. Hey, guys.Copy !req
358. You'd better come look at this.Copy !req
359. What is this place?Copy !req
360. It's just a cabin.Copy !req
361. It doesn't mean
they're psycho killers.Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
363. Then why don't you go in there
and talk to them?Copy !req
364. All right.Copy !req
365. Maybe I will.Copy !req
366. I said maybe.Copy !req
367. Uh...Copy !req
368. There you go.Copy !req
369. Please don't tell me that you hate
eggs and bacon.Copy !req
370. What — What am I doing here?Copy !req
371. Oh.Copy !req
372. Oh, you don't remember?Copy !req
373. Okay, uh...Copy !req
374. Well, uh, me and Tucker —Copy !req
375. I mean, uh, I and Tuck—Copy !req
376. Well...Copy !req
377. Tucker and I
brung you here last night.Copy !req
378. Why?Copy !req
379. B-Because you were about to go
swimming with your friends,Copy !req
380. and then you climbed up
onto a bunch of rocks,Copy !req
381. and you slipped and fell
and banged your head,Copy !req
382. and then you fell into the water,
and then...Copy !req
383. I dove in and rescued you.Copy !req
384. Wait, you —
You were spying on us?Copy !req
385. No, n— What? No!Copy !req
386. No, no, no, we weren't spying.
No, I swear to God, no, no.Copy !req
387. We were out there fishin', okay?
And I didn't — We didn't see —Copy !req
388. I didn't — I didn't see —
Maybe Tucker might've seen a little.Copy !req
389. Where are my friends?Copy !req
390. They ran off into the woods.Copy !req
391. They — They just left me?Copy !req
392. Yeah. But don't —
don't be mad at them.Copy !req
393. Some people just aren't any good
in a crisis.Copy !req
394. And that's why Tucker and I
brung you here,Copy !req
395. hoping that they would come
and get you in the morning.Copy !req
396. I didn't — I didn't have
any girly clothes, so...Copy !req
397. It's okay. I...Copy !req
398. I never really had
much fashion sense anyway.Copy !req
399. Me neither.Copy !req
400. Yeah.Copy !req
401. Oh, that's Jangers.
That's my dog, Jangers.Copy !req
402. He looks mean,
but he's just a big old marshmallow.Copy !req
403. You can just pet him
right on the nose.Copy !req
404. - He's drooling.
I know.Copy !req
405. Anyway, um...Copy !req
406. I'm sorry about all the mess
around here.Copy !req
407. You know,
Tucker just bought this place,Copy !req
408. and, uh, you know...Copy !req
409. Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like
much to a high-class girl like you,Copy !req
410. but, uh, you know, we've always
just had sort of a dreamCopy !req
411. to have our own vacation home.Copy !req
412. But, uh, anyway...Copy !req
413. You should relax and rest, okay?Copy !req
414. Hey, what's —
what's your name?Copy !req
415. Uh...Copy !req
416. It's Tale.Copy !req
417. Ducker.Copy !req
418. My name —Copy !req
419. My name is Dale.Copy !req
420. I'm Allison,Copy !req
421. but my —
my friends call me Allie.Copy !req
422. Well, it's a real pleasure
to meet you, Allie... son.Copy !req
423. And if you need anything else,
you just holler for me.Copy !req
424. I'll be right
in the little room here.Copy !req
425. Uh, Dale?
- Yeah?Copy !req
426. Do you guys have anything to —
to do around here?Copy !req
427. Do you like board games?Copy !req
428. What kind do you have?Copy !req
429. Got this one right here.
It's my favorite.Copy !req
430. Trivia.Copy !req
431. Yes!Copy !req
432. - Come on, four out of seven.
- No way, dude. You lost.Copy !req
433. Just shut up and walk, bitch.Copy !req
434. Goddamn Romeo.Copy !req
435. Well...Copy !req
436. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
437. Run! Run for your lives!Copy !req
438. Here we go, big roll.
Five.Copy !req
439. Okay.Copy !req
440. Shoot.Copy !req
441. "Who was the fifth President
of the United States?"Copy !req
442. Oh, that's too easy.
That's James Monroe.Copy !req
443. Oh, my God, you are right again.
You are killing me!Copy !req
444. I know.
I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
445. I just — I got this weird brain
where I'm dumb as a stump,Copy !req
446. but I remember everything
that I ever heard.Copy !req
447. That sounds pretty smart to me.Copy !req
448. No, trust me, I'm stupid.Copy !req
449. I-I barely even made it
past the third grade.Copy !req
450. Oh, that doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
451. Hey, there's a difference
between education and intellect.Copy !req
452. Yeah?Copy !req
453. So, um...Copy !req
454. What is it
that you study in college?Copy !req
455. I'm getting my Bachelor's degree
in psychology.Copy !req
456. Oh, that...Copy !req
457. Oh.Copy !req
458. So, what kind of work
would you do with that?Copy !req
459. Oh, I don't know.
I, um...Copy !req
460. I have these stupid dreams —Copy !req
461. Dreams are not stupid.Copy !req
462. Well, um...Copy !req
463. I just think that so many of the major
problems and conflicts in the worldCopy !req
464. are caused by a lack of communication.Copy !req
465. - You know?
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. And I just — I just always thought
that I'd make a really good therapist.Copy !req
467. No, don't! Don't!Copy !req
468. Yeah, my — my parents
say the same thing.Copy !req
469. - I should probably just give it up —
No, no, no.Copy !req
470. I think you could do
whatever you want.Copy !req
471. It's just that beam
is a little bit rickety.Copy !req
472. Yeah, you could have just pushed
that thing right over.Copy !req
473. Hey, hey.Copy !req
474. Oh, my God, Tucker,
what happened to your face?Copy !req
475. I sawed into a bees' nest.Copy !req
476. Why?Copy !req
477. Well, I didn't do it on purpose,
you idiot!Copy !req
478. And I might have avoided it
if you were out there helping me!Copy !req
479. Yeah...Copy !req
480. we came out here to work,Copy !req
481. not sit around
playing stupid board games!Copy !req
482. It was — It was my fault.
I-I suckered him into playing.Copy !req
483. No, that's not true.
It was my fault.Copy !req
484. Hey, how about I come over there,Copy !req
485. and I pull those stingers
out of your face,Copy !req
486. and then I'll help you
with whatever you want?Copy !req
487. - All right, I'd like that, thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
488. Let me help.
Wow, they really did a number on you.Copy !req
489. - Be careful. Be careful.
- They really got you.Copy !req
490. Hi.Copy !req
491. I saw your friend out there.Copy !req
492. He must be allergic to bees
or something,Copy !req
493. because he was runnin'
like a bat outta hell.Copy !req
494. I should go out there and find them.Copy !req
495. No, no! That's — No.Copy !req
496. No, you need to rest,
so we'll go find your friends.Copy !req
497. - But I can just —
No.Copy !req
498. No buts, okay?
We'll go find your friends.Copy !req
499. You should relax.
Tucker and Dale are on the case.Copy !req
500. Ain't that right, Tucker?Copy !req
501. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
502. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
503. Good man. Okay.Copy !req
504. Dale, just...Copy !req
505. Just be careful, okay?Copy !req
506. My friends can be
kind of judgmental.Copy !req
507. I'm gonna let Tucker
do most of the talking anyway.Copy !req
508. He can win over just about anybody,
can't you, Tucker?Copy !req
509. A real people person.Copy !req
510. Okay, here we go.
You just relax, okay?Copy !req
511. Get some rest.Copy !req
512. They fucking killed him, man.Copy !req
513. They left his body here
as a message.Copy !req
514. Yeah,
"Stay the fuck out of our woods."Copy !req
515. I can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
516. Would you fucking quit it
with this thing, okay?Copy !req
517. It doesn't work out here!Copy !req
518. We've got to get to the road
and try to catch a ride out of here.Copy !req
519. We don't need a ride out of here.Copy !req
520. Don't you get it?Copy !req
521. This is what it's all about.
It's us against them.Copy !req
522. Survival of the fittest.Copy !req
523. What are you doing, man?
That's my whole face!Copy !req
524. You have serious issues,
you know that?Copy !req
525. Quick.Copy !req
526. - Somebody's coming.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
527. And the answer was
"isosceles triangle."Copy !req
528. You know what that is?Copy !req
529. Is it a triangle?
Yeah.Copy !req
530. I'm telling you, though, Tucker,
you would have been proud of me.Copy !req
531. A smart little college girl like that,
and I was beating the crap out of her.Copy !req
532. Dale...
Yeah?Copy !req
533. You beat the crap out of everybody.Copy !req
534. There's something wrong
with your brain.Copy !req
535. I know.
You keep telling me that.Copy !req
536. Well, I tell you what —
when we get back,Copy !req
537. I'll finish her off real quick,
and then we'll get back to work, okay?Copy !req
538. They're going to kill her.Copy !req
539. Look, somebody was just here.Copy !req
540. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
541. It's a hatchet.Copy !req
542. College kids!Copy !req
543. College kids!Copy !req
544. Say it again, louder.Copy !req
545. - College kids!
- Hey, college kids!Copy !req
546. College kids!Copy !req
547. I don't see 'em.Copy !req
548. I don't know.
They must have run off.Copy !req
549. Well, hmm...Copy !req
550. Maybe we could leave them a note
in case they come back.Copy !req
551. Right, with what?Copy !req
552. Well, this'll work.Copy !req
553. All right, please, hurry up.Copy !req
554. My face is as hot as a hemorrhoid
right now.Copy !req
555. Yeah, you don't look so good.
Okay.Copy !req
556. Careful.
- I'm going to have to etch it in.Copy !req
557. ? So, no doubt?Copy !req
558. ? Uh-huh, I got my cootie shot?Copy !req
559. ? You think that girl is hot? —Copy !req
560. - Dale?
- Yeah?Copy !req
561. Huh.Copy !req
562. - Did you guys find my friends?
Uh...Copy !req
563. Hello.Copy !req
564. Whoa.Copy !req
565. - What?
Huh?Copy !req
566. What? Your friends? No.
No, uh, we left them a note.Copy !req
567. They should be by here
any minute.Copy !req
568. What are you doing?Copy !req
569. Oh, I'm diggin' a shitter hole.Copy !req
570. I'm digging a crap— crapper hole.Copy !req
571. It's a sh— It's a hole.Copy !req
572. It's for the shithouse —
craphouse —Copy !req
573. Outhouse hole?Copy !req
574. An outhouse hole.Copy !req
575. Right.Copy !req
576. - You mind if I help?
- What? No!Copy !req
577. No, no, no, it's not work
for a pretty — for a girl like you.Copy !req
578. That's — Oh.Copy !req
579. I grew up on a farm.
It was either help out or get out.Copy !req
580. - That's a good rule.
Yeah.Copy !req
581. So, I've done this before,
believe it or not.Copy !req
582. Yeah.Copy !req
583. So, you gonna help or are you
just gonna stand there staring at me?Copy !req
584. Ah, uh, no, I'm gonna help.
I'll just —Copy !req
585. I can't dig this on my own.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
586. Yeah, you're doing a good job.
Thank you.Copy !req
587. That sick fuck.
He's making her dig her own grave.Copy !req
588. We don't have much time.Copy !req
589. - Does everybody have their weapons?
- All set, man.Copy !req
590. All right, you guys go around,
get the guy at the wood chipper.Copy !req
591. You take the big guy.Copy !req
592. I'ma just chill right here.Copy !req
593. Okay, one more load
and then we're done.Copy !req
594. Okay, come on, get out.Copy !req
595. Here.Copy !req
596. Oh!Copy !req
597. Now!Copy !req
598. Huh?Copy !req
599. Oh, good, look, your friends are here.
Hey!Copy !req
600. Dale!Copy !req
601. - Whoa!
- Aah!Copy !req
602. Oh! Oh, God!Copy !req
603. Oh, God!Copy !req
604. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
605. Are you okay?Copy !req
606. Allison, say something!Copy !req
607. Tucker!Copy !req
608. - Tucker!
- Holy mother of God!Copy !req
609. You'll never be—
What happened to you?Copy !req
610. - Are you okay?
- What happened to me...Copy !req
611. Some kid, he...Copy !req
612. he just hucked himself
right into wood chipper!Copy !req
613. Head first
right into the wood chipper!Copy !req
614. From his shoes and his pants,Copy !req
615. it looked like it might have been
one of the college kids.Copy !req
616. What the hell happened to her?Copy !req
617. Oh, she got knocked out and fell into
the shitter hole right next to me.Copy !req
618. - Is that your blood?
- What? No.Copy !req
619. No, it's college-kid blood.Copy !req
620. One of those suckers
came right out of nowhereCopy !req
621. and speared himself straight through
the gut and died right on top of me!Copy !req
622. - Holy crap.
- I know!Copy !req
623. Calm down, calm down.
Don't cry.Copy !req
624. Calm down.
Get ahold of yourself!Copy !req
625. Oh...Copy !req
626. All right.Copy !req
627. I know what this is.Copy !req
628. What?Copy !req
629. This is a suicide pact.Copy !req
630. It's a what?Copy !req
631. These kids are coming out here,Copy !req
632. and they're killing themselves
all over the woods.Copy !req
633. Oh, my God,
that makes so much sense.Copy !req
634. Holy shit, we have got to hide
all of the sharp objects!Copy !req
635. You know what else, Tucker?
Tucker!Copy !req
636. I think they're trying to kill her,
too.Copy !req
637. Yeah. Think about it.Copy !req
638. That's why they acted so funny
after we saved her,Copy !req
639. because they want her dead.Copy !req
640. Why?Copy !req
641. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
642. It's good that you don't know.
It's good that I don't know.Copy !req
643. Because if we knew,
then they would want to kill us, too.Copy !req
644. Yeah, that's a good point.Copy !req
645. Okay, so what — What do we —
What do we, um...Copy !req
646. We go to the police?Copy !req
647. - Call the police?
Yeah.Copy !req
648. And tell 'em what?Copy !req
649. Tell 'em what happened.Copy !req
650. That's a good idea, Dale.Copy !req
651. "Oh, hidey-ho, officer.Copy !req
652. We've had a doozy of a day.Copy !req
653. There we were,
minding our own business,Copy !req
654. just doing some chores
around the house,Copy !req
655. when kids started killing themselves
all over my property."Copy !req
656. Well, that's what happened, Tucker!Copy !req
657. He would have to be a moron
to believe that, Dale.Copy !req
658. It doesn't matter what happened.Copy !req
659. What matters is
what looks like what happened.Copy !req
660. And what looks like what happened
is pretty nasty.Copy !req
661. So, what the hell do we do, then?Copy !req
662. We gotta clean this mess up.Copy !req
663. Right now.Copy !req
664. Okay.Copy !req
665. You shouldn't be smoking anyway.
It's not good for you.Copy !req
666. Yeah, well, fucking dying
isn't good for you, either,Copy !req
667. but that doesn't seem
to be stopping anybody!Copy !req
668. We just got to get out of here.Copy !req
669. I mean, what the hell
are we still doing here?Copy !req
670. How are we going
to get out of here?Copy !req
671. Dickwad over here
sent Chuck off with the truck!Copy !req
672. Well, then, let's walk.Copy !req
673. 40 miles?Copy !req
674. You should have thought of that
before you wore your stripper shoes.Copy !req
675. Okay, will you all just shut up?Copy !req
676. All right, listen, we gotta
work together, okay?Copy !req
677. We never should have come out here.
Whose stupid idea was this?Copy !req
678. Chad.Copy !req
679. You guys are all a bunch
of fucking pussies, you know that?Copy !req
680. I mean, a few little, tiny murders,Copy !req
681. and everyone just freaks out.Copy !req
682. But do you know
how lucky you all are? Huh?Copy !req
683. Huh?Copy !req
684. What the fuck are you talking about,
man?Copy !req
685. How many people do you think get
a chance for something like this?Copy !req
686. - The chance to die?
- The chance to live.Copy !req
687. To be free from people always telling
you what you can and can't do.Copy !req
688. There's no rules out here.
It's us against them.Copy !req
689. And if you don't think
you can handle that, well...Copy !req
690. maybe you deserve to die.Copy !req
691. That's fucked up.Copy !req
692. Shh.Copy !req
693. Y'all hear that?Copy !req
694. Chuck got the police!
Come on, you guys, let's go!Copy !req
695. No, you don't need
the fucking cops!Copy !req
696. The cops aren't going
to help us, man.Copy !req
697. Don't you fucking idiots
know anything?Copy !req
698. Fuck.Copy !req
699. Now, don't you worry.Copy !req
700. Your friends are probably fine.Copy !req
701. Probably just
a little misunderstanding, that's all.Copy !req
702. Oh, God!Copy !req
703. Help us!Copy !req
704. Chloe?Copy !req
705. Dead!Copy !req
706. - They died!
Slow down, now.Copy !req
707. - They killed them!
- Okay, stay calm.Copy !req
708. Why — Why don't you kids
climb in the backseat,Copy !req
709. and we'll go have a look.Copy !req
710. Those stupid fucks.Copy !req
711. I don't think I have the stomach
for this, Tuck.Copy !req
712. I know.Copy !req
713. He's jammed in there pretty good.Copy !req
714. The store had better not charge me
for this!Copy !req
715. Yup.Copy !req
716. All right, look, I'm going to wedge it
from that side...Copy !req
717. - ... and you pull him out on three.
- Okay.Copy !req
718. - All right?
- Yup.Copy !req
719. One, two, three!Copy !req
720. Oh, Tuck!Copy !req
721. Oh, Tuck, get it off!Copy !req
722. Tuck, get it off me!Copy !req
723. Tuck, help me get it off.
Get it off me.Copy !req
724. Not on the face.Copy !req
725. I'm gonna barf!Copy !req
726. You're okay, you're okay,
you're okay.Copy !req
727. Here, grab a leg.Copy !req
728. - Grab a leg.
- Okay.Copy !req
729. Get him over to the truck.Copy !req
730. Oh, God.Copy !req
731. Oh, God.Copy !req
732. He's heavy for half a guy.Copy !req
733. Oh.Copy !req
734. Oh, shit.Copy !req
735. - Let me do the talking.
- That's a good idea.Copy !req
736. You kids stay put.Copy !req
737. I'll handle this.Copy !req
738. Hey.
Hello, officer.Copy !req
739. - Good to see you again.
- Yeah.Copy !req
740. - We have had a doozy of a day.
- A real doozy.Copy !req
741. Uh... there we were...Copy !req
742. Yup.Copy !req
743. - ... uh, minding our own business...
- Yup.Copy !req
744. making some improvements
to my new house...Copy !req
745. To the new house.Copy !req
746. when all of the sudden,
out of nowhere,Copy !req
747. these kids...Copy !req
748. started killin' themselves
all over my property.Copy !req
749. This one right here,
he dove head firstCopy !req
750. right into the wood chipper,
in the woody, right back there.Copy !req
751. There's another one
up over thereCopy !req
752. who — who shoved a spear
through his gullet.Copy !req
753. Straight through.Copy !req
754. Now, I don't know how much experience
you've had with this,Copy !req
755. but we were scared shitless.Copy !req
756. Scared shitless.Copy !req
757. You must think
that I'm some kind of moronCopy !req
758. to believe a story like that.Copy !req
759. - No.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
760. - No, sir.
- Not a moron, just...Copy !req
761. - Not...
- ... open-minded.Copy !req
762. Let me get this straight,Copy !req
763. 'cause I'm having trouble
understanding something.Copy !req
764. What?Copy !req
765. You say you were just workingCopy !req
766. when this kid ran upCopy !req
767. and stuffed his head
into that wood chipper?Copy !req
768. - That's a fact.
- That is a fact.Copy !req
769. And — And I think maybeCopy !req
770. they might be trying to kill the girl
that we helped, inside.Copy !req
771. - What girl?
You know what?Copy !req
772. She can maybe explain
the whole thing if, uh...Copy !req
773. if I hadn't have knocked her
unconscious with a shovel...Copy !req
774. on accident.Copy !req
775. On accident.Copy !req
776. You've got another one inside,Copy !req
777. and — and you say
she's unconscious?Copy !req
778. Yeah, she's in my bedroom.Copy !req
779. Well, you'd better show me
what you done with her.Copy !req
780. - Yeah.
- Right this way. Let's show him.Copy !req
781. Okay, I'll just put this leg down.Copy !req
782. Great idea.Copy !req
783. Why don't you go and show him?Copy !req
784. Wait, wait, where is he going?Copy !req
785. No, no, no.Copy !req
786. Don't go in there.
Right this way, Sheriff.Copy !req
787. What's he doing?Copy !req
788. Why doesn't he fucking arrest them?Copy !req
789. Her eyes are equal,Copy !req
790. reactive to the light.Copy !req
791. At least she's not brain dead.Copy !req
792. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
793. I told you boys
to stay away from this place,Copy !req
794. but you just didn't listen,
did you?Copy !req
795. Now, you're looking at at least two
counts of involuntary manslaughter,Copy !req
796. but you'd be lucky to get that.Copy !req
797. Officer, do we look like a couple
of psycho killers to you?Copy !req
798. Well, it's...Copy !req
799. it's hard to say.Copy !req
800. Looks can be deceiving —Copy !req
801. - No, no, no!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
802. Sheriff!Copy !req
803. Oh, Sheriff!Copy !req
804. You okay?Copy !req
805. Aah!Copy !req
806. Oh, shit!Copy !req
807. Come on!
What is going on?Copy !req
808. How's he even walking
right now, Tuck?Copy !req
809. He looks like he's gonna walk it off.
He's gonna be fine.Copy !req
810. Don't worry, I got it.Copy !req
811. Hey, Gert... Gert...Copy !req
812. Oh, my God, they fucking killed him!Copy !req
813. Unlock the door!Copy !req
814. Goddamn it!Copy !req
815. Tucker, I told you
we should've fixed that beam!Copy !req
816. You are not putting this on me!
Do you understand me?Copy !req
817. This is your fault!Copy !req
818. If you weren't playing board games
with that little girlCopy !req
819. when I'm out working...Copy !req
820. Unlock the fucking door!Copy !req
821. If you hadn't been playing
board gamesCopy !req
822. with that little girl inside,Copy !req
823. we would have had a little more time
to fix the beam!Copy !req
824. Heads up.Copy !req
825. Fuck you, you motherfuckers!Copy !req
826. No, no, no!Copy !req
827. Oh, you got to take the safety off
on the side there.Copy !req
828. Don't do —Copy !req
829. You've got to start being
more careful!Copy !req
830. Oh.Copy !req
831. "You've got to take
the safety off"?Copy !req
832. - You know something, Dale?
- I don't know —Copy !req
833. None of this would've happened
if it wasn't for you.Copy !req
834. - What?
- That's right!Copy !req
835. For being
such a goddamn good Samaritan!Copy !req
836. "Oh, my God,
she's drowning, Tucker.Copy !req
837. Oh, let's save her.
Oh, let's save her!"Copy !req
838. Well, at least she's still alive.Copy !req
839. Oh, halle-fuckin'-lujah!Copy !req
840. Don't you dare blame this on her!Copy !req
841. I'm not blaming
this whole thing on her.Copy !req
842. I'm blaming
this whole thing on you!Copy !req
843. Well, you know what, Tucker?Copy !req
844. None of this would have happened
if we hadn't have gone fishing!Copy !req
845. That isn't even an option!Copy !req
846. - I don't even like fishing!
- You don't like...Copy !req
847. What do you mean
you don't like fishing?Copy !req
848. I-I mean...Copy !req
849. I like — I like it okay.Copy !req
850. You know — I'm sorry.Copy !req
851. I'm sorry, Tucker.
Did I hurt your feelings?Copy !req
852. I'm sorry.Copy !req
853. Yeah, you kind of did.Copy !req
854. Cut it out!Copy !req
855. Tucker...Copy !req
856. where's Jangers?Copy !req
857. - Shit.
- Stay low.Copy !req
858. Ah, Dale!Copy !req
859. Nuts.Copy !req
860. Hey, hillbilly!
Your move!Copy !req
861. Oh, son of a bitch!
They got my dog.Copy !req
862. Shit.Copy !req
863. We got to do somethin'.Copy !req
864. Did you bring that nail gun
in here?Copy !req
865. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
866. Stay low. Stay low to the ground.
Keep your hat!Copy !req
867. Oh.Copy !req
868. All right.Copy !req
869. Cover me.Copy !req
870. I ain't never shot at nobody before.Copy !req
871. If it helps, think of 'em
like moving two-by-fours.Copy !req
872. Whoa!Copy !req
873. - Whoa.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
874. I'm sorry.Copy !req
875. Now, you create a distraction.Copy !req
876. I'm gonna go out the back door.Copy !req
877. - And Dale?
- Yeah?Copy !req
878. Try not to shoot me.Copy !req
879. - Okay, I'll try.
- All right.Copy !req
880. What the fuck
is taking so long?Copy !req
881. I don't know.Copy !req
882. Hey, college kids!Copy !req
883. You want some of this?Copy !req
884. How you like that, college kids?Copy !req
885. How's that taste? I got
plenty more where that came from!Copy !req
886. Bunch of freaks!Copy !req
887. Shit!Copy !req
888. Jesus, Dale.Copy !req
889. Take it easy.Copy !req
890. Hey, hillbilly!Copy !req
891. You shoot at us again,
and your dog's dead!Copy !req
892. If you kill my dog,
I swear to God...Copy !req
893. I swear to God,
I'll get really mad!Copy !req
894. Then bring out the girl!Copy !req
895. I'm going to shoot your dog!Copy !req
896. I'm gonna get really mad!Copy !req
897. I'll get really, really mad!Copy !req
898. Go home! Go, go!Copy !req
899. No, you're going the wrong way,
shithead!Copy !req
900. Oh...Copy !req
901. It is a beautiful day for a run,
isn't it?Copy !req
902. Whoa!Copy !req
903. Ooh!Copy !req
904. Oh, God, please, no.Copy !req
905. Hey, are we done yet?
Well, I don't know, Naomi.Copy !req
906. Is it covered?
We may only get one chance at this.Copy !req
907. All right.
Trap's set.Copy !req
908. Hey...Copy !req
909. He's awake.Copy !req
910. What the hell is wrong
with you kids?Copy !req
911. What is the matter with us?Copy !req
912. Hold him steady.Copy !req
913. Hey. Aah!Copy !req
914. I've never stood so close
to pure evil before.Copy !req
915. It kind of stinks.Copy !req
916. It was supposed to be
24-hour protection.Copy !req
917. I can't —
Okay! Don't — Don't...Copy !req
918. Look, I know you kids
are having fun,Copy !req
919. but I am not a thrill seeker!Copy !req
920. It's payback time, hillbilly.Copy !req
921. Payback?
All right, look, look, look, look.Copy !req
922. Here, let me go.
Let me go.Copy !req
923. I can get my cooler.Copy !req
924. Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers
in there.Copy !req
925. They're yours.Copy !req
926. They're on ice right now, man!Copy !req
927. This is for Mike.Copy !req
928. No!Copy !req
929. Ow!Copy !req
930. You prick!Copy !req
931. - Dale?
- Allison.Copy !req
932. How are you feelin'?Copy !req
933. A little fuzzy.Copy !req
934. Yeah.Copy !req
935. What...Copy !req
936. What hap—Copy !req
937. - What happened?
- Oh...Copy !req
938. Well, uh...Copy !req
939. I can't —
I can't really say.Copy !req
940. Um...Copy !req
941. It was so awful.Copy !req
942. Oh, my God, I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
943. Can't cry in front of a girl,
goddamn it.Copy !req
944. It's good to cry sometimes.Copy !req
945. It's okay, just...Copy !req
946. Just let it out.
It's okay, all right?Copy !req
947. There you go.Copy !req
948. You'll feel better.Copy !req
949. Come on, just take a deep breath.Copy !req
950. There we go.Copy !req
951. Now...Copy !req
952. Now, tell me what happened.Copy !req
953. Well... it's hard to say.Copy !req
954. Um...Copy !req
955. Your friends...Copy !req
956. Do some of your friends
take medication?Copy !req
957. Why?Copy !req
958. Because I think
they forgot to take it.Copy !req
959. What are you talking about?
What — Where are they?Copy !req
960. They're out there somewhere right now
tryin' to kill my best friend...Copy !req
961. and my dog.Copy !req
962. I don't understand
what you're talking —Copy !req
963. I know, it doesn't make any sense.
That's what the truth is.Copy !req
964. It's like all your friends
just decided to go nutsCopy !req
965. all at the same time.Copy !req
966. The last thing I remember,
I-I saw Chad, and...Copy !req
967. and then Todd was —
was running at us, and...Copy !req
968. - Oh, my God.
I know.Copy !req
969. Yeah, at first I thought
they were trying to kill you,Copy !req
970. and then they started
killing themselves,Copy !req
971. and then they tried to kill us,Copy !req
972. and now
they're going after my dog...Copy !req
973. Jangers.Copy !req
974. I guess
they just like killin'.Copy !req
975. No, th-there must be
some kind of mistake.Copy !req
976. My friends
would never hurt anyone.Copy !req
977. Jesus, they're here!Copy !req
978. They're not gonna stop
till they kill all of us!Copy !req
979. - Hide! Hide!
- Dale, it's okay.Copy !req
980. Nobody wants to hurt you.Copy !req
981. Die, hillbilly!
- It sure sounds like someone does.Copy !req
982. I'm going to go talk to them, okay?
Just stay there.Copy !req
983. What? No. No, no, no.Copy !req
984. It's all
just a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
985. We'll clear it right up, okay?Copy !req
986. No, no, Allison, don't go out there!Copy !req
987. Allison, you don't know
what it's like out there!Copy !req
988. Oh, my God.Copy !req
989. Oh...Copy !req
990. Allison!Copy !req
991. Oh...Copy !req
992. Did you see them?Copy !req
993. No.Copy !req
994. No?Copy !req
995. That's from Tucker's shirt.Copy !req
996. What is that?Copy !req
997. Oh, my God!Copy !req
998. Oh, my God!Copy !req
999. They cut off
his bowlin' fingers!Copy !req
1000. There's a note.
There's a note right there.Copy !req
1001. "Now we got your friend.Copy !req
1002. Try and get him."Copy !req
1003. Dale, how...Copy !req
1004. how long was I out for?Copy !req
1005. A few hours.Copy !req
1006. I don't understand what —Copy !req
1007. I gotta go help Tucker.Copy !req
1008. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1009. My best friend needs me.
I gonna get these kids.Copy !req
1010. Dale, wait, wait.
We don't want to escalate things.Copy !req
1011. - We don't want to escalate things?
- No.Copy !req
1012. They must have thought
that you were trying to harm me.Copy !req
1013. Oh, and why would they think that?Copy !req
1014. I don't know.Copy !req
1015. I think you do know.Copy !req
1016. Well...Copy !req
1017. when we first saw you guys
back at that store...Copy !req
1018. we just thought that you looked...Copy !req
1019. a little creepy.Copy !req
1020. I was nervous!Copy !req
1021. I don't know how to talk to girls,
and —Copy !req
1022. No, Dale, I know that now,
but we didn't then.Copy !req
1023. You thought that I looked like
some kind of freak?Copy !req
1024. We misjudged you, Dale. I...Copy !req
1025. I'm — I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1026. Don't be sorry.
It's my fault.Copy !req
1027. I should've known that if a guy
like me talked to a girl like you,Copy !req
1028. somebody'd end up dead.Copy !req
1029. Dale, it's —
Dale, it's not like that.Copy !req
1030. If you do see your friends,Copy !req
1031. tell 'em that I never wanted
to hurt anybody.Copy !req
1032. Dale — Dale, stop. Wait.
Don't — Don't go there.Copy !req
1033. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1034. Tucker?Copy !req
1035. Tucker, you out there?Copy !req
1036. Tuck!Copy !req
1037. Goddamn stupid college kids.Copy !req
1038. - Tucker!
Dale!Copy !req
1039. I'm coming for you, buddy!Copy !req
1040. Tucker?Copy !req
1041. Dale?Copy !req
1042. Tuck! Tucker!Copy !req
1043. - Dale.
- Hey!Copy !req
1044. Tucker.Copy !req
1045. - Dale, it's a trap.
- It's a what?Copy !req
1046. - It's a trap.
- What?Copy !req
1047. Oh, no.
Oh, no! Tuck, no!Copy !req
1048. I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die, please!Copy !req
1049. Oh, God!Copy !req
1050. Tucker!Copy !req
1051. Dale.Copy !req
1052. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
1053. I never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
1054. but I'm glad
I'm not hung like a bear.Copy !req
1055. That's funny.Copy !req
1056. Dale...Copy !req
1057. that kid
has got some serious issues.Copy !req
1058. I know.Copy !req
1059. Let's get you down from there.Copy !req
1060. Wait! Oh!Copy !req
1061. Sorry about that.Copy !req
1062. This vacation sucks.Copy !req
1063. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1064. Look at this place.Copy !req
1065. This is where evil lives.Copy !req
1066. Let's just hope
Allison's still alive.Copy !req
1067. - Allison!
- Allison!Copy !req
1068. Allison!Copy !req
1069. - Chad?
- Shh!Copy !req
1070. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
1071. We're saving you, stupid.
Now, come on, let's go!Copy !req
1072. Why are you whispering?
There's — There's no one else here.Copy !req
1073. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
1074. This place is really freaky.Copy !req
1075. What have they done to you, Allie?
Huh?Copy !req
1076. They haven't done anything to me.Copy !req
1077. Chad, this has all been
a huge misunderstanding.Copy !req
1078. We have to burn this place
to the ground.Copy !req
1079. Destroy it completely.Copy !req
1080. What? No, no, no.Copy !req
1081. Chad.Copy !req
1082. Chad, stop.Copy !req
1083. No, Chad, no.Copy !req
1084. Chad, stop!Copy !req
1085. You can't do this.Copy !req
1086. This is their vacation home.Copy !req
1087. You guys have to listen to me, okay?Copy !req
1088. Tucker and Dale
did not mean to hurt anyone.Copy !req
1089. They're really nice.Copy !req
1090. You have no ideaCopy !req
1091. what this is all about,
do you, Allison?Copy !req
1092. - Huh?
- No.Copy !req
1093. These freaks are evil,Copy !req
1094. and they deserve everything
that's coming to them.Copy !req
1095. Okay, just relax, all right?Copy !req
1096. I'm just trying to explainCopy !req
1097. this is all
a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
1098. Tucker and Dale have been nothing
but gentlemen to me this entire time,Copy !req
1099. while you guys have been running
around terrorizing them.Copy !req
1100. But they started this!Copy !req
1101. By doing what?Copy !req
1102. Saving my life?Copy !req
1103. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1104. I remember reading about this
in my sociology class.Copy !req
1105. It's called
the Stockholm syndrome.Copy !req
1106. When someone
who's been kidnappedCopy !req
1107. ends up falling in love
with their kidnapper.Copy !req
1108. You're falling in love with him?Copy !req
1109. No. What?Copy !req
1110. Chad, no.Copy !req
1111. - The what —
- Tell me...Copy !req
1112. you're not falling in love
with that freak, Allison.Copy !req
1113. How could you love him?Copy !req
1114. Chad, please.
You don't understand.Copy !req
1115. Are you or are you not
in love with him?Copy !req
1116. What is the matter with you?Copy !req
1117. Tell me!Copy !req
1118. Hey!Copy !req
1119. Let the girl go.Copy !req
1120. Are you okay, Allie?Copy !req
1121. "Allie"?
Did he just call you "Allie"?Copy !req
1122. Wait! Wait.Copy !req
1123. Everyone just stop for a second,
and let's talk this out, okay?Copy !req
1124. Nobody wants to hurt anyone.Copy !req
1125. You could've fooled me.Copy !req
1126. - Fuck off, hillbilly.
- Eat shit, body perm.Copy !req
1127. Wait! Wait.Copy !req
1128. How about I make some tea,Copy !req
1129. and we all sit and —
and talk this out?Copy !req
1130. That sounds like a good idea.Copy !req
1131. I'll provide the finger sandwiches.Copy !req
1132. I'm gonna go get a beer.Copy !req
1133. Okay, Chad, you sit here, okay?Copy !req
1134. In this chair.Copy !req
1135. Dale, you...Copy !req
1136. you sit in this one.Copy !req
1137. Okay. Okay, good.Copy !req
1138. Now... I'm going to get the tea.Copy !req
1139. Is that chamomile tea?
'Cause I can't have that.Copy !req
1140. It fucks with my asthma.Copy !req
1141. It's Earl Grey.Copy !req
1142. Oh, I love Earl Grey.
That's great.Copy !req
1143. Here's what we're going to do.Copy !req
1144. I want you each to tell
your side of the story,Copy !req
1145. and, as you're listening
to the other person,Copy !req
1146. I want you to see yourself
in their shoes.Copy !req
1147. Okay?Copy !req
1148. Okay.Copy !req
1149. Now, it's important
that we communicate our feelingsCopy !req
1150. and understand
each other's perspectiveCopy !req
1151. before any progress
can be made.Copy !req
1152. Okay.Copy !req
1153. Chad, why don't you start?Copy !req
1154. Well, where should I
fucking begin?Copy !req
1155. Wherever you'd like.Copy !req
1156. A long time ago,Copy !req
1157. before I was born —Copy !req
1158. Okay, maybe not that far back.Copy !req
1159. This is important.Copy !req
1160. You see, my parents,Copy !req
1161. they were attacked
by hillbillies just like him.Copy !req
1162. It was 20 years ago,Copy !req
1163. the Memorial Day Massacre.Copy !req
1164. They brutally murdered everyone
just for fun.Copy !req
1165. My mother ran for her life,Copy !req
1166. but they captured her.Copy !req
1167. My father was helpless,Copy !req
1168. and he didn't even know
that she was pregnant with me yet.Copy !req
1169. And they forced him to watchCopy !req
1170. while they tortured her.Copy !req
1171. No.Copy !req
1172. But my mom, she fought back...Copy !req
1173. and she escaped.Copy !req
1174. But my father wasn't so lucky.Copy !req
1175. His body was never found.Copy !req
1176. By the time I was born,Copy !req
1177. my mother
was already institutionalized.Copy !req
1178. I grew up hearing that story
from my grandmother.Copy !req
1179. Okay, um...Copy !req
1180. Thank you
for sharing with us, Chad.Copy !req
1181. - No, I'm not going in there.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1182. Now, Chad said if they were gone
longer than 15 minutes,Copy !req
1183. we come in, guns blazing.Copy !req
1184. - But you don't even have a gun.
- Damn it, woman!Copy !req
1185. Don't argue with me!Copy !req
1186. Are they drinking tea?Copy !req
1187. I would totally love
a cup of tea right now.Copy !req
1188. No! No way.Copy !req
1189. They're fucking trapped.Copy !req
1190. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
1191. Now, come on.Copy !req
1192. We gotta do something.Copy !req
1193. It's your turn.Copy !req
1194. Okay, well...Copy !req
1195. First of all,Copy !req
1196. I am really sorry that your family
got massacred.Copy !req
1197. That is awful.Copy !req
1198. Secondly,Copy !req
1199. I didn't have anything
to do with that, okay?Copy !req
1200. I mean, I would've been
six years old at the time —Copy !req
1201. Well, it may not have been you,
but it was definitely your kind.Copy !req
1202. My kind?Copy !req
1203. I can't even hurt a fish,
can I, Tucker?Copy !req
1204. - I can't even hurt fish.
- That's right.Copy !req
1205. He can't even hurt a fish.Copy !req
1206. I just can't do it.
Okay.Copy !req
1207. Uh, so, now that you've both expressed
your side of the story,Copy !req
1208. how do you feel?Copy !req
1209. I-I feel... I feel better.Copy !req
1210. I feel —Copy !req
1211. I feel like a weight —Copy !req
1212. Yeah, I feel good.Copy !req
1213. Great, okay.Copy !req
1214. We're really making
good progress.Copy !req
1215. It's show time, freaks!Copy !req
1216. Jason, no!Copy !req
1217. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1218. Oh, shit, baby!Copy !req
1219. Why didn't you duck?
Why didn't she duck?Copy !req
1220. Chad —Copy !req
1221. Goddamn, Tucker!Copy !req
1222. Dale.Copy !req
1223. Go back to hell
where you belong, freak!Copy !req
1224. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1225. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1226. Shit!
Chad, what the fuck, man?Copy !req
1227. - Stay calm. It's just your leg.
- Stop, drop, and roll.Copy !req
1228. I'm on fire!
- No, no, don't use that.Copy !req
1229. Stop, drop, and roll!Copy !req
1230. - Stomp it out!
- Get away from the curtain!Copy !req
1231. He's crackling like a log!Copy !req
1232. Oh, that stinks.Copy !req
1233. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1234. I knew I should have moved that.Copy !req
1235. Allie!Copy !req
1236. Allie, let's go!Copy !req
1237. Help me!Copy !req
1238. Get off me, you nasty bitch!Copy !req
1239. My cabin.Copy !req
1240. Your cabin.Copy !req
1241. I'm a terrible therapist.Copy !req
1242. What? No. No, that's not true.
Don't say that.Copy !req
1243. I thought you did a great job
in there.Copy !req
1244. - Really?
- Yeah, really.Copy !req
1245. I think we were on the verge
of a breakthrough.Copy !req
1246. Thanks, Dale.
That's really sweet.Copy !req
1247. Uh, guys?Copy !req
1248. Yeah.Copy !req
1249. I think that we should go
to the pickup truck right now.Copy !req
1250. Wait.
Maybe we should help him.Copy !req
1251. N-Never mind.
Let's just go.Copy !req
1252. Get to the truck!Copy !req
1253. He's coming! He's coming!
- Okay, come on.Copy !req
1254. - Come on, Tucker's truck.
- Come on, Dale, go, go!Copy !req
1255. - Do not flood it.
- Do you want to drive?Copy !req
1256. - Guys, just go!
- Be careful with this.Copy !req
1257. This is the only thing I got left.Copy !req
1258. Go. Go!Copy !req
1259. Crazy college kid
can't catch us now!Copy !req
1260. - Dale, look out!
- Huh?Copy !req
1261. Jangers, not now, boy.Copy !req
1262. Jangers.Copy !req
1263. Hey, hey!Copy !req
1264. Whoa.Copy !req
1265. Jangers.Copy !req
1266. Allie.Copy !req
1267. Allison!Copy !req
1268. Jangers.
Allison!Copy !req
1269. She's gone.Copy !req
1270. Tu—Copy !req
1271. T-Tucker.Copy !req
1272. Tucker, what happened?Copy !req
1273. Tucker, what happened?Copy !req
1274. He took her.Copy !req
1275. I tried to stop him.Copy !req
1276. Whoa, take it easy.Copy !req
1277. I tell you something, Dale.Copy !req
1278. It's gonna be a long time
before I take a vacation again.Copy !req
1279. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1280. Tucker, this is all my fault.Copy !req
1281. - Look at you.
- Nah.Copy !req
1282. I never should've talked to Allison.
You were right.Copy !req
1283. People like me and people like her
just don't mix.Copy !req
1284. - That's not true.
It is true!Copy !req
1285. I never should've even
came out here with you.Copy !req
1286. Listen to me.Copy !req
1287. Do you remember
when we was kids...Copy !req
1288. and we used to go catch frogs
down at that creek?Copy !req
1289. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I do.Copy !req
1290. Remember how we used to compete
to see who could catch more?Copy !req
1291. Yeah, I don't think now is the time
to talk about it, Tucker.Copy !req
1292. I used to tell you
that I'd let you catch more than meCopy !req
1293. because I felt sorry for you.Copy !req
1294. I remember you used to let me
lick 'em all, too.Copy !req
1295. That always made me
feel kinda funny.Copy !req
1296. Yeah.Copy !req
1297. Well, the thing is...Copy !req
1298. I didn't let you catch more.Copy !req
1299. You caught 'em on your own.
You was quicker than I was.Copy !req
1300. - Come on, Tucker.
- It's true.Copy !req
1301. What I'm trying to tell youCopy !req
1302. is that you're better
than you think you are.Copy !req
1303. Listen to me.Copy !req
1304. That girl sees it.Copy !req
1305. I've seen the way that the two of you
look at each other.Copy !req
1306. I think that she...Copy !req
1307. really sees you for who you are.Copy !req
1308. Who knows?Copy !req
1309. Maybe after this is all done,Copy !req
1310. you two can...Copy !req
1311. date or something.Copy !req
1312. I doubt it.Copy !req
1313. Dude,
that's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1314. I don't want any more negativity.Copy !req
1315. Okay.Copy !req
1316. - Stop it!
- Okay.Copy !req
1317. You are a good man.Copy !req
1318. You're smart...Copy !req
1319. and you're strong...Copy !req
1320. and you're not as ugly
as you think you are.Copy !req
1321. Thank you, Tucker.Copy !req
1322. That means a lot comin' from you.Copy !req
1323. - Life is short.
I know.Copy !req
1324. You got to go after what you want.Copy !req
1325. Go after her, Dale.Copy !req
1326. She needs you now more than ever,Copy !req
1327. especially 'cause she's always
falling down and hitting her headCopy !req
1328. and knocking herself out.Copy !req
1329. Okay, but I don't even know
where he took her.Copy !req
1330. Jangers will know.Copy !req
1331. Okay, but I'm not leaving you here.Copy !req
1332. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1333. I'll be fine. Go.Copy !req
1334. Friends forever.Copy !req
1335. Best friends forever.Copy !req
1336. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
1337. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1338. Okay.Copy !req
1339. - That hurt very much.
- I could tell.Copy !req
1340. Just breathe in.Copy !req
1341. Out through your mouth.Copy !req
1342. Go get 'er.Copy !req
1343. Go get 'er.Copy !req
1344. - Do me a favor.
- Anything.Copy !req
1345. Kick the shit out of that little
college dickhead for me, would you?Copy !req
1346. I'm gonna shove my boot
down his fuckin' throat.Copy !req
1347. You stay here, okay?
Come on, Jangers, let's go.Copy !req
1348. Good boy, Jangers.
Good, good boy.Copy !req
1349. Okay.Copy !req
1350. You got to let me
take it from here, okay, pup?Copy !req
1351. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
1352. I know what I'm doing...
more or less.Copy !req
1353. Okay, stay.Copy !req
1354. What is the matter with you?Copy !req
1355. What is the matter with me?Copy !req
1356. Do you have any idea
what I've been throughCopy !req
1357. trying to save you?Copy !req
1358. No.Copy !req
1359. You've gone hillbilly on me,
Allison.Copy !req
1360. Now, I'm willing to forgive you,Copy !req
1361. but you're gonna have to beg.Copy !req
1362. Chad...Copy !req
1363. That was just not a very nice
apology kiss.Copy !req
1364. You see,
we're making up, Allie,Copy !req
1365. so you have to be
more passionate than that.Copy !req
1366. - Chad, please —
- That's a start.Copy !req
1367. - Please just —
- You're getting warmer.Copy !req
1368. Just stop, please!Copy !req
1369. No. No, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna stop.Copy !req
1370. I've only just begun.Copy !req
1371. You want a killer hillbilly?Copy !req
1372. I'll show you a killer hillbilly.Copy !req
1373. Shh, Allie, Allie, hey!
It's just me, hey.Copy !req
1374. - It's okay.
- Dale?Copy !req
1375. - Yeah.
- What are you wearing?Copy !req
1376. What? Oh, I thought it might look
kind of intimidating.Copy !req
1377. - Does it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1378. Sweet.Copy !req
1379. Uh, Dale, you wanna...Copy !req
1380. Y-You wanna help me here?Copy !req
1381. Oh, yeah.
Hang on, I'm comin'.Copy !req
1382. Hang on.Copy !req
1383. Okay, what do we got here?Copy !req
1384. Thank you for coming for me.Copy !req
1385. It's no big deal.Copy !req
1386. I was headed over this way
anyway, so...Copy !req
1387. How sweet.Copy !req
1388. The dimwitted hillbillyCopy !req
1389. is trying to save
the girl of his dreams.Copy !req
1390. What kind of knot is this?Copy !req
1391. You think you're gonna win,
but you're wrong.Copy !req
1392. It's time to say goodbye
to the girl.Copy !req
1393. You shouldn't have betrayed me,
Allison.Copy !req
1394. No. Oh, geez, no.
No, no, no!Copy !req
1395. - Dale! Dale!
Okay, okay.Copy !req
1396. Okay.
Okay, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
1397. Okay, rabbit comes out of the tree,
rabbit goes around the tree —Copy !req
1398. - Dale, come on!
- Okay! Jesus, okay.Copy !req
1399. Oh, that is really too bad.Copy !req
1400. Are you okay, huh?Copy !req
1401. Because I didn't mean to —Copy !req
1402. Dale!Copy !req
1403. Dale!Copy !req
1404. Dale...Copy !req
1405. It's time for you to feel my pain.Copy !req
1406. Bring it, frat bitch.Copy !req
1407. Dale, over here! Come on!Copy !req
1408. Come on,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
1409. Come on.
Come on here.Copy !req
1410. Go, get up there.
Go. Come on.Copy !req
1411. Quick, quick, quick.Copy !req
1412. - Dale, here.
- Oh, yeah, gimme that.Copy !req
1413. Put a couple boxes on it. Oh.Copy !req
1414. Oh, Jesus H. Christ,
that kid is tough as nails.Copy !req
1415. Are you okay?Copy !req
1416. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1417. Kinda looks like no one's
been here for a while.Copy !req
1418. Yeah.Copy !req
1419. What we need to find
is some kind of weapon,Copy !req
1420. something preferably big and sharp
so I can stab him.Copy !req
1421. Nah.Copy !req
1422. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1423. This might work, huh?Copy !req
1424. Or not.Copy !req
1425. Oh, my God. Dale?Copy !req
1426. What?Copy !req
1427. Come here and look at this.Copy !req
1428. Look.Copy !req
1429. What?
Something look familiar?Copy !req
1430. Hey, ain't that that dead sheriff
right there?Copy !req
1431. No, no, no, that picture.Copy !req
1432. Look at the guy in the middle.Copy !req
1433. I'll be...Copy !req
1434. He looks just like that Kentucky Fried
college kid down there.Copy !req
1435. - Yeah.
- That's funny.Copy !req
1436. And it says here, look,Copy !req
1437. "Single survivor leads police
to the Memorial Day killer.Copy !req
1438. "The survivor is reported
to have been tortured and raped.Copy !req
1439. She's now undergoing
psychiatric evaluation."Copy !req
1440. Think about it.Copy !req
1441. He said his mother was captured...Copy !req
1442. - ... and his father—
- His father's body was never found.Copy !req
1443. I think we've just found him.Copy !req
1444. Holy S-H-I-T.Copy !req
1445. Chad!Copy !req
1446. - Time to die, freak!
- Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
1447. Wait! Wait, wait!Copy !req
1448. Wait, Chad, wait!Copy !req
1449. You're a hillbilly, too!Copy !req
1450. - Shut up!
- No, no, no, look, look, look!Copy !req
1451. That's your real father
right there.Copy !req
1452. No.Copy !req
1453. No!Copy !req
1454. It's true, Chad.
You're half hillbilly.Copy !req
1455. It can't be.Copy !req
1456. They lied to me.Copy !req
1457. How could they?Copy !req
1458. Maybe they just didn't want you
to know the truth.Copy !req
1459. There is no truth!Copy !req
1460. Everything is a lie!Copy !req
1461. What'd you do?Copy !req
1462. Anthemis nobilis.Copy !req
1463. What?Copy !req
1464. That's the ingredient
in chamomile teaCopy !req
1465. that can cause
an anaphylactic reactionCopy !req
1466. in rare cases
where people are allergic to it.Copy !req
1467. Like I said,
I remember weird stuff.Copy !req
1468. But he'll be okayCopy !req
1469. as long as we get him his inhaler.Copy !req
1470. Or not.Copy !req
1471. - MAN #1: Grab it and bring it over.
- MAN #2: Check over there.Copy !req
1472. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1473. - And, you ready?
Uh, yeah, wait.Copy !req
1474. - My teeth. Do I got any—
- Teeth are clear.Copy !req
1475. Clear? Okay, wait.Copy !req
1476. - Just give me a second.
- And we're rolling.Copy !req
1477. The chaos and confusion
of what transpired here last nightCopy !req
1478. is still being unraveled.Copy !req
1479. What appears to be
a tragic mass suicideCopy !req
1480. involving a group
of mentally unstable college kidsCopy !req
1481. may in fact be the work
of a lone, deranged killerCopy !req
1482. whose body is yet to be found.Copy !req
1483. - The killings happened on...
Knock-knock.Copy !req
1484. Hey!Copy !req
1485. Hey, buddy, how you feelin'?Copy !req
1486. I'm feelin'...Copy !req
1487. high on prescription medication.Copy !req
1488. Yeah, looks like it.Copy !req
1489. They found my fingers.Copy !req
1490. Check it out.Copy !req
1491. Yeah.Copy !req
1492. I got to tell you,Copy !req
1493. I don't remember that one
looking that way.Copy !req
1494. - Does that look funny to you?
No.Copy !req
1495. No, not really. It...Copy !req
1496. That looks natural.
It's good.Copy !req
1497. By the way, I brought you somethin'.
Hey, shut your eyes, 'kay?Copy !req
1498. - All right.
Okay...Copy !req
1499. Open 'em.Copy !req
1500. Oh...Copy !req
1501. - Oh, buddy.
That's a PBR, buddy.Copy !req
1502. That...Copy !req
1503. - That's a thing of beauty.
It's cold, too. Should be.Copy !req
1504. Look what else I got you —
a bendy straw.Copy !req
1505. Your favorite sippin' utensil.Copy !req
1506. There you go.Copy !req
1507. Mmm.Copy !req
1508. Don't choke.Copy !req
1509. I'm gonna let you rest.
You enjoy that, okay?Copy !req
1510. Drink the whole thing,Copy !req
1511. 'cause when I come back,
I'm gonna have some more.Copy !req
1512. - Hey, Dale.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1513. Did you ask her?Copy !req
1514. Ask her what?Copy !req
1515. Did you ask her out,
for God's sake?Copy !req
1516. Oh.Copy !req
1517. Well...Copy !req
1518. I was gonna,Copy !req
1519. but then I never actually got
the chance, so —Copy !req
1520. Dale!Copy !req
1521. You are hopeless, you know that?
You're hopeless.Copy !req
1522. Yeah.Copy !req
1523. You're probably right about that...Copy !req
1524. except for she kinda
mentioned to meCopy !req
1525. that she's
a pretty darn good bowler, so...Copy !req
1526. we're goin' bowlin'.Copy !req
1527. - You little dickhead.
- I'm outta here.Copy !req
1528. Ow.Copy !req
1529. Whoo!Copy !req
1530. Dale Dobson,
you are one lucky man.Copy !req
1531. I guess it's just beginner's luck.Copy !req
1532. That girl has got an amazing set...Copy !req
1533. - ... of bowlin' fingers.
- I know.Copy !req
1534. Listen, let me tell you
something, okay?Copy !req
1535. Life is short, B.J.Copy !req
1536. You have to go after what you want
because it sure as heck-fireCopy !req
1537. ain't just gonna fall
right into your lap.Copy !req
1538. - You know somethin'? You're right.
- I know.Copy !req
1539. - I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Okay. Now, listen to me, though.Copy !req
1540. Don't be nervous
and just be yourself, okay?Copy !req
1541. Yeah.Copy !req
1542. You got it.
Go, buddy.Copy !req
1543. Hey.Copy !req
1544. - I'm pretty good at this, aren't I?
- You are. That was great.Copy !req
1545. Listen, uh, Allie, uh...Copy !req
1546. I hope you don't think this is
too stupid or whatever,Copy !req
1547. but I got you a little something.Copy !req
1548. Dale, that's so sweet.
You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
1549. I know.
I wanted to.Copy !req
1550. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1551. You know what that is?Copy !req
1552. Yes, it's a...Copy !req
1553. - It's a helmet.
- It's a pink helmet!Copy !req
1554. I think it might just be better if you
wear that every day from now on, so...Copy !req
1555. - Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1556. It's perfect.Copy !req
1557. So, listen, Dale, I'm, uh...Copy !req
1558. I'm really sorry about everything
that happened.Copy !req
1559. What do you mean?
For what? I had a great time.Copy !req
1560. I mean, except for, you know,
all the people dyingCopy !req
1561. and when they were bleeding on us.Copy !req
1562. That wasn't so much fun,
but, you know what?Copy !req
1563. I enjoyed every minute
that I got to spend with you.Copy !req
1564. - Dale —
- Just — Let me just say this,Copy !req
1565. 'cause I don't know if we're ever
gonna get to spendCopy !req
1566. this kind of time together again,
and...Copy !req
1567. I just wanted
to let you know that I —Copy !req
1568. I feel the same way.Copy !req
1569. Really?Copy !req
1570. Really.Copy !req
1571. B.J.!Copy !req
1572. Oh, my God,
should we go help her?Copy !req
1573. Hell no.Copy !req
1574. B.J.:Copy !req
1575. Whatever.Copy !req