1. In the year 2044,Copy !req
2. advanced artificial intelligence robotsCopy !req
3. drained the earth of
her natural resources,Copy !req
4. leaving the ones thriving
planet a baron shell.Copy !req
5. A drift in space.Copy !req
6. The human race fights
its toughest battle ever,Copy !req
7. for survival.Copy !req
8. A Chinese clone of the 45th
US president Donald J. TrumpCopy !req
9. survives the earth destructionCopy !req
10. by escaping his maximum security lab.Copy !req
11. His Petri dish grown bodyCopy !req
12. fused with the latest AI technologyCopy !req
13. possesses eternal life and large hands.Copy !req
14. During his escape from earthCopy !req
15. Trump's ship crash lands on Mars.Copy !req
16. Unable to leave he exists
for a thousand yearsCopy !req
17. on a barren prison
planet of his own making.Copy !req
18. At long
last I Aleister Crowley,Copy !req
19. have ascendent to the only position worthyCopy !req
20. of a ceremony magician
of my formidable caliber.Copy !req
21. Today I stand before the
patron god of the afterlife.Copy !req
22. Not merely as an acolyte.Copy !req
23. Poet, painter, novelist, mountaineerCopy !req
24. great beast.Copy !req
25. I stand in this hallowed crept.Copy !req
26. The Leader of the Illuminati army.Copy !req
27. And as such, I consult with
the oldest Egyptian god.Copy !req
28. Not as an acolyte but as an equal.Copy !req
29. Great god Anubis leader of lost souls.Copy !req
30. Your legacy and the
reverence your name commands,Copy !req
31. is indeed to be admired.Copy !req
32. The trappings of your palatial grippedCopy !req
33. brings me great comfort.Copy !req
34. May your words bring me greater insight.Copy !req
35. Aleister Crowley
you are worth the magical roamsCopy !req
36. most degenerate practitioners,Copy !req
37. and a true spirit on the living.Copy !req
38. Thank you Anubis.Copy !req
39. And as the head of the fearsomeCopy !req
40. yet unseen Illuminati,Copy !req
41. your name and this hallowed
ground are forever safe with me.Copy !req
42. Spoken like a true believer CrowleyCopy !req
43. yet there exists other concernsCopy !req
44. that will soon en crouch
upon your comfort.Copy !req
45. Other concerns?Copy !req
46. Such as?Copy !req
47. Such the prophecy
which tells of a riseCopy !req
48. of the spoiler of the illuminati rein.Copy !req
49. Spoiler?Copy !req
50. Who would dare oppose us?Copy !req
51. Who?Copy !req
52. What has mortal fear of being
hung from the highest tree.Copy !req
53. Then drawn and quartered
by stampeding stallions.Copy !req
54. Being sliced from) to groinCopy !req
55. and put to bed with hungry rats.Copy !req
56. Being boiled alive in
a fitted brew of inert.Copy !req
57. Who?Copy !req
58. The one they call Trump is who.Copy !req
59. Trump?Copy !req
60. You mean the worst,Copy !req
61. most narcissistic buffoonish presidentCopy !req
62. in the history of the
United States of America.Copy !req
63. The sitting tyrant who
cavalierly precipitatedCopy !req
64. the devastating nuclear warCopy !req
65. that humanity dreaded for so long.Copy !req
66. It is not the
notorious Trump you speak ofCopy !req
67. that posses this threat.Copy !req
68. It is the Chinese clone of his DNACopy !req
69. Who's shall rise to kill lucifer
and destroy the Illuminati.Copy !req
70. His clone?Copy !req
71. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
72. There's another Trump?Copy !req
73. Well, leave it to the Chinese.Copy !req
74. Do you expect anything lessCopy !req
75. from the land of wet workers?Copy !req
76. Be warned Crowley the
new trump is out there.Copy !req
77. Only he is brush enough to
stand up to the emperor lucifer,Copy !req
78. and when he does, the
Illuminati silent controlCopy !req
79. of the living world will end.Copy !req
80. Not if I have anything to say about it.Copy !req
81. Thy will is the whole of the law,Copy !req
82. and thy will shall be done.Copy !req
83. Mars, what's it good for?Copy !req
84. Absolute shit.Copy !req
85. But this dusty waste land
been home for 999 earth years.Copy !req
86. Long enough to make
anyone lose their mind.Copy !req
87. Am I of sound mind or have I lost my head?Copy !req
88. Cracked up, gun bunkers, lot of blood.Copy !req
89. I mean it, how would I even know if I had.Copy !req
90. There are things I remember.Copy !req
91. Snippets, dream images,Copy !req
92. feeling traces of a life before this one.Copy !req
93. Life in a different world.Copy !req
94. On a different planet.Copy !req
95. I was born as some would say created.Copy !req
96. Some would say recreated.Copy !req
97. Nearly a thousand years ago
in a top secret lab in China.Copy !req
98. I so remember the sites.Copy !req
99. Faceless scientists with movements,Copy !req
100. as mechanical as the
machines they operated.Copy !req
101. Gloved hands poking and prodding at will.Copy !req
102. For the first year of life.Copy !req
103. I never looked into another pair of eyesCopy !req
104. that weren't hidden
behind goggles or a mask.Copy !req
105. I'd never touched another humanCopy !req
106. that wasn't under a layer
of latex protection.Copy !req
107. It wasn't so bad.Copy !req
108. I didn't want to see
those assholes anyway.Copy !req
109. They engineered me in a Petri dish.Copy !req
110. Wired my lab grown body with
the latest AI technologyCopy !req
111. and gave me eternal life.Copy !req
112. But Immortality is not all
that good attempt to me.Copy !req
113. When the great war began,Copy !req
114. it's spelled doom for the
earth and its civilizations.Copy !req
115. But for me, it was the beginning.Copy !req
116. In all the chaos, I broke
out of that lab and got away.Copy !req
117. The others perished in the flames of a warCopy !req
118. they ultimately helped igniteCopy !req
119. and turned a blind eye to.Copy !req
120. And their secrets died with them,Copy !req
121. all except me.Copy !req
122. It wasn't hard to lay
low when the war raged.Copy !req
123. People were busy trying to survive,Copy !req
124. trying to save themselves.Copy !req
125. Buying toilet paper like
there was no tomorrow.Copy !req
126. I saw my namesakeCopy !req
127. assassinated in cold blood
with extreme prejudiceCopy !req
128. and just as well.Copy !req
129. Soon enough, I made it to WinchengCopy !req
130. and hide out on a cargo
hold of a space shuttleCopy !req
131. and blast off that radioactive rockCopy !req
132. before it all went to hell.Copy !req
133. Now I'm here, crash landed on
Mars of all fucking places.Copy !req
134. The days are hot, the nights are frigid.Copy !req
135. I have no clue how to make this
spaceship operational again,Copy !req
136. and no tools to fix it if I did.Copy !req
137. I like being left alone.Copy !req
138. But a thousand years
without a single visitorCopy !req
139. leads to a lot of drunk phases on rocksCopy !req
140. and talking to yourself,Copy !req
141. I'll tell you that.Copy !req
142. These Dusty rocks are my friends.Copy !req
143. And the major.Copy !req
144. He is a stranded
astronaut, kind of like me.Copy !req
145. He found my radio frequency
and we struck a rapport.Copy !req
146. Only he's slipping, whereas
I've been keeping it together.Copy !req
147. Clone DNAs devil stuck maybe.Copy !req
148. Space time slowed the
major's metabolism way down.Copy !req
149. But we both know he's dying.Copy !req
150. It's been a few days.Copy !req
151. I should see how he's doing out there.Copy !req
152. What up money?Copy !req
153. Ground control to major Tom.Copy !req
154. I'm re watching the 2003,
miss universe pageant.Copy !req
155. all these old discs still play.Copy !req
156. Hey, tell me the truth man.Copy !req
157. How many of these broadsCopy !req
158. did you grab by the pussy?Copy !req
159. Technically I didn't
grab anyone's pussy Tom.Copy !req
160. I'm not the Donald, I'm just a Donald.Copy !req
161. Oh yeah I forgot.Copy !req
162. Well, you got the same DNA, right?Copy !req
163. So you must remember something.Copy !req
164. Which one of these pussies would you grab,Copy !req
165. if you could grab one?Copy !req
166. I don't think too
much about grabbing pussies,Copy !req
167. believe it or not.Copy !req
168. No, I don't believe it.Copy !req
169. It's true at this point.Copy !req
170. I'd settle for just seeing a woman.Copy !req
171. I think that'd be nice.Copy !req
172. Yeah, tell me about it.Copy !req
173. They parade all over the placeCopy !req
174. On this little screen.Copy !req
175. I can't keep my hands off myself.Copy !req
176. TMI Tom, TMI.Copy !req
177. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
178. Hey, I'm thinking of calling in the betCopy !req
179. on the fights this weekend.Copy !req
180. What can you tell me about that Tyson kid?Copy !req
181. Tyson kid?Copy !req
182. You mean Iron Mike, he retired
over a thousand years ago?Copy !req
183. Retired?Copy !req
184. He's 20 years old for Christ's sake.Copy !req
185. I just saw you guys on TV together.Copy !req
186. How you feeling Tom?Copy !req
187. Have you had anything to eat today?Copy !req
188. No, can't remember the last time I ate.Copy !req
189. That's cool though.Copy !req
190. I don't feel hungry no moreCopy !req
191. just comfortably numb.Copy !req
192. Well nice talking to you major.Copy !req
193. Let's touch base again soon.Copy !req
194. You said touch base space humor,Copy !req
195. I like that.Copy !req
196. Shall long Tom.Copy !req
197. See you Mr. President.Copy !req
198. Every time I talk to the major,Copy !req
199. he gets a little worse,Copy !req
200. a little less coherent.Copy !req
201. I don't know how much longer he has,Copy !req
202. but I know one of these days
he won't be here anymore.Copy !req
203. Tom has been the only
voice that I've heardCopy !req
204. besides my own since I've been on Mars.Copy !req
205. I don't know what I'd do without it.Copy !req
206. Keeping him grounded has
also helped me stay grounded.Copy !req
207. When he goes, maybe
I'll start to slip too.Copy !req
208. Maybe it'll be for the best.Copy !req
209. Hello?Copy !req
210. Can you hear me?Copy !req
211. Is there anyone out there?Copy !req
212. I repeat is anyone out there?Copy !req
213. Mr. Trump are you there?Copy !req
214. Who said that?Copy !req
215. My name is VarunaCopy !req
216. and I've come a long way to meet you.Copy !req
217. You're not an easy clone to find.Copy !req
218. This is it.Copy !req
219. I'm cracking up just like Tom.Copy !req
220. This is not
your imagination Mr. Trump.Copy !req
221. We're talking through your audio intercom.Copy !req
222. I'm here at your base right outside.Copy !req
223. It's safe., the sun is up.Copy !req
224. Why don't you come say hello?Copy !req
225. Okay.Copy !req
226. My god your face.Copy !req
227. You're the spitting image of him.Copy !req
228. How are you Donald?Copy !req
229. Call me Trump.Copy !req
230. Very well.Copy !req
231. I see you've carved out a life
for yourself here on Mars.Copy !req
232. If that's what you want to call it.Copy !req
233. Who are you?Copy !req
234. I'm Queen Varuna
leader of the Atlantean army.Copy !req
235. The Atlantean?Copy !req
236. Strong fighters.Copy !req
237. We've heard of you to Trump.Copy !req
238. Why are we talking?Copy !req
239. I have information I'd
like to share with you.Copy !req
240. I don't make deals,
that was the other guy.Copy !req
241. This isn't a deal.Copy !req
242. You have no choice in the matter.Copy !req
243. No?Copy !req
244. Then fuck off.Copy !req
245. Something told me you'd be friendlier,Copy !req
246. after so much time alone.Copy !req
247. You shouldn't listen to those
voices in your alien skull.Copy !req
248. I don't, but I do
listen to ancient prophecy.Copy !req
249. And this prophecy four tellsCopy !req
250. one strong and honest warriorCopy !req
251. who can destroy the oppressive forceCopy !req
252. known as the Illuminati.Copy !req
253. It's leader, Aleister CrowleyCopy !req
254. and it's overlord Lucifer himself.Copy !req
255. And who may that be?Copy !req
256. That's you.Copy !req
257. Me?Copy !req
258. Not interested.Copy !req
259. Is that your answer?Copy !req
260. Answer to what?Copy !req
261. Your destiny is calling.Copy !req
262. No one escapes destiny you know.Copy !req
263. Well I did it twice.Copy !req
264. I escaped a Chinese laboratoryCopy !req
265. and I escaped from earth.Copy !req
266. But you haven't escaped from MarsCopy !req
267. and you won't escape the prophecy.Copy !req
268. I don't know what you're
trying to do here QueenyCopy !req
269. but you got the wrong guy.Copy !req
270. We're still at war Donald.Copy !req
271. The allied forces are
battling the Illuminati armyCopy !req
272. in every corner of the universe.Copy !req
273. And you can tip the scale.Copy !req
274. Me?Copy !req
275. I don't give a fuck about
your war or your prophecy.Copy !req
276. Commander Comrade.Copy !req
277. what is this pressing newsCopy !req
278. you have for me that cannot wait?Copy !req
279. Until after our
ceremony are concluded.Copy !req
280. My apologies for interrupting Aleister.Copy !req
281. But our radar has detected
unusual surface activity on Mars.Copy !req
282. I thought you should know at once.Copy !req
283. Surface activities?Copy !req
284. On mars?Copy !req
285. That's the harshest terrain around.Copy !req
286. It's barely inhabitable.Copy !req
287. This may be the harbor of destructionCopy !req
288. that Anubis warned me of.Copy !req
289. Should we move in and check it out?Copy !req
290. Yes commander.Copy !req
291. Send Anubis armed search
party to set up camp on mars.Copy !req
292. Once they've secured the surfaceCopy !req
293. I'll go hunting around for myself.Copy !req
294. Will do sir.Copy !req
295. The Illuminati is at a
crucial junction commander.Copy !req
296. We now tilt at on the edge
of a percussion presimese.Copy !req
297. Dispatch the search teamCopy !req
298. then return to my chambers immediately.Copy !req
299. I wish to use this seminar intentionCopy !req
300. to conclude my sex magic
with you in person.Copy !req
301. Yes, Aleister.Copy !req
302. I'll be there shortlyCopy !req
303. and I eagerly await your instruction.Copy !req
304. I know you do commander.Copy !req
305. I know you do.Copy !req
306. Ivanca, IvancaCopy !req
307. another vivid dream, the
sites, the suns, the feelings.Copy !req
308. So foreign yet so familiar.Copy !req
309. Like a ghostly echo.Copy !req
310. The life that once was.Copy !req
311. What the hell is that?Copy !req
312. I don't really care for this
certain uptake in activityCopy !req
313. around here.Copy !req
314. When did mars become such
a popular destination?Copy !req
315. If it's that Atlantean queenCopy !req
316. coming back to pitch me on
joining her fight again.Copy !req
317. Maybe I'll just plant a
pick Axe between her eyes.Copy !req
318. Our team has landed on Mars
as you instructed Aleister.Copy !req
319. Come first light they'll commence
a thorough surface search.Copy !req
320. Excellent commander Conrad.Copy !req
321. Relay my order that any living beingsCopy !req
322. are to be executed on site.Copy !req
323. Their carcasses bring
back to me to be defiled.Copy !req
324. Unless they find one Donald Trump.Copy !req
325. Him, I want taken alive.Copy !req
326. Update me Commander.Copy !req
327. What is the status of
the Mars search team?Copy !req
328. Well, I've not been
able to reach the teams.Copy !req
329. Since our last transmission Aleister.Copy !req
330. You've not been able to reach them?Copy !req
331. What kind of an IlluminatiCopy !req
332. do you think am running here commander?Copy !req
333. A strong one.Copy !req
334. A mighty one.Copy !req
335. A fearsome oneCopy !req
336. No one in their right mindCopy !req
337. wouldn't dare cross the
Illuminati army Aleister.Copy !req
338. Maybe it's a technical issue.Copy !req
339. Mars is pretty spotty service.Copy !req
340. Spotty?Copy !req
341. I'll show you the true meaning of spotty.Copy !req
342. Those soldiers will understand SolitudeCopy !req
343. when I frog their greased naked asses.Copy !req
344. Ready the star cruiserCopy !req
345. and assemble my security detail
commander yourself included.Copy !req
346. We are going to mars.Copy !req
347. What the fuck's going on around here.Copy !req
348. Those soldiers last nightCopy !req
349. weren't here to steady
insects and collect rocks,Copy !req
350. I know that much.Copy !req
351. They were clandestine, highly trainedCopy !req
352. armed to the teeth.Copy !req
353. sooner rather than later,Copy !req
354. whoever sent those guys is
going to realize they're MIA.Copy !req
355. Then my guess is, all hell's
gonna break loose around here.Copy !req
356. And I'll be right in the cross hairs.Copy !req
357. Maybe queen Varuna is not behind this.Copy !req
358. Maybe she was telling the truthCopy !req
359. and this God forsaken war is gonna find meCopy !req
360. whether I want to fight or not.Copy !req
361. She left her contact information.Copy !req
362. What could it hurt?Copy !req
363. You there Queeny?Copy !req
364. Come in.Copy !req
365. I'm here DJT.Copy !req
366. Call me Trump.Copy !req
367. I'm surprised to hear your voiceCopy !req
368. after the way our last meeting ended.Copy !req
369. Is everything all right?Copy !req
370. If you call a pile of dead lizard creepsCopy !req
371. in a walk in freezer all right.Copy !req
372. Illuminati foot soldiers.Copy !req
373. Are you still on Mars?Copy !req
374. Yeah, but I'm not alone anymore.Copy !req
375. They found you.Copy !req
376. You've got to be careful.Copy !req
377. However many there were, more will follow.Copy !req
378. Hey relax sweetheart, here they are now.Copy !req
379. What, where?Copy !req
380. Are you captured?Copy !req
381. No, but seems
every time I try to get out.Copy !req
382. Some asshole pulls me back in.Copy !req
383. I'll work it out.Copy !req
384. I'll notify
allied command right away.Copy !req
385. Stay strong Trump.Copy !req
386. Remember we've got your back.Copy !req
387. Trump?Copy !req
388. Trump?Copy !req
389. Who might this orange rat be.Copy !req
390. You're on my
turf rant You tell me.Copy !req
391. Who?Copy !req
392. But I asked you first
and we make the rules.Copy !req
393. What gives you that impression?Copy !req
394. Look at the optics out layer.Copy !req
395. We've got the gunsCopy !req
396. and we've got the numbers.Copy !req
397. Well, I've got the money.Copy !req
398. Money?Copy !req
399. You don't think I'd just be sitting hereCopy !req
400. all by myself on mars with
my dick in my hands do you?Copy !req
401. Well tell me more,Copy !req
402. or better yet, Show me cocks manCopy !req
403. 10 million
Japanese yen for the taking.Copy !req
404. One of those storage cars
over there is full of cash.Copy !req
405. That's right and you can have half.Copy !req
406. How generous
but out of curiosity,Copy !req
407. what would serve us from just killing youCopy !req
408. and taking it all.Copy !req
409. Not so fast TT,
curiosity killed the cat.Copy !req
410. The other car's rigged
with enough explosive toCopy !req
411. boom obliterate us in the blink of an eyeCopy !req
412. and turn mars into Stardust.Copy !req
413. I'll take the deal, that's
why you're here right?Copy !req
414. Wrong.Copy !req
415. We're here for you.Copy !req
416. Because you are the one aiming
to destroy the illuminati.Copy !req
417. Isn't that right Donald J. Trump.Copy !req
418. No, just cloned.Copy !req
419. Well I don't care if you are the firstCopy !req
420. or the 15th generation,
you are coming with us.Copy !req
421. Turn around and raise your hands.Copy !req
422. If you insist.Copy !req
423. Computer play Trump's favorite playlist.Copy !req
424. Pot, Halo Put a vessel on
standby and beam Trump up.Copy !req
425. I've never seen a shit star like this guy.Copy !req
426. Right away Queen Varuna.Copy !req
427. The Vanguard one is ready to fly queen.Copy !req
428. We must save him.Copy !req
429. This may be our last and only chanceCopy !req
430. to set the prophecy in motion.Copy !req
431. The particle regeneration
transporter has a lock on Trump.Copy !req
432. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
433. How do you feel Trump?Copy !req
434. Tingly, what the fuck just happened?Copy !req
435. We've materialized you.Copy !req
436. In your very own spaceshipCopy !req
437. and it's Illuminati issue to be incognito.Copy !req
438. Welcome to the war.Copy !req
439. Sounds like I just got a raw deal.Copy !req
440. Is it too late to tell
you to go fuck yourself?Copy !req
441. Way too late.Copy !req
442. The prophecy I told you about is realCopy !req
443. and it's now in motion.Copy !req
444. So what do we do now?Copy !req
445. Now you go to hell.Copy !req
446. Fuck you bitch.Copy !req
447. Listen Trump.Copy !req
448. The prophecy States, you must
travel all the way to hellCopy !req
449. to face Lucifer and
destroy the Illuminati.Copy !req
450. That's long trip.Copy !req
451. Who's footing the bill?Copy !req
452. The good guys of course.Copy !req
453. Anything you need will
be provided by the alliesCopy !req
454. without question.Copy !req
455. How about a fifth of whiskey and a Cuban.Copy !req
456. No, the booze is no problem.Copy !req
457. As for the Cuban, do you
mean a cigar or a sidekick?Copy !req
458. A cigar, unless your
sidekick can deliverCopy !req
459. your head on a stick.Copy !req
460. Stogy it is.Copy !req
461. When I get back, I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
462. Lucifer's waiting.Copy !req
463. Dig this new technology.Copy !req
464. They didn't make him like
this when I was on earth.Copy !req
465. What does this button do?Copy !req
466. It's been a while.Copy !req
467. This ships a fine piece
of hardware for sure.Copy !req
468. More like tasting a smooth eyeballCopy !req
469. while tickling the ivories.Copy !req
470. With a leggy dame in a red slit dressCopy !req
471. stretched out on top
of the mahogany grand.Copy !req
472. But it might be even finer
to turn this cruiser aroundCopy !req
473. and fly off to the grivation nebulaCopy !req
474. live happily ever after.Copy !req
475. which in my case is for fucking ever,Copy !req
476. even paradise would get dull.Copy !req
477. Fuck it I love a good fight.Copy !req
478. Let's see what this prophecy
businesses is all about.Copy !req
479. Hell you ain't see nothing yet.Copy !req
480. You mean to tell
me, Donald Trump is alive.Copy !req
481. Not exactly princess Carney.Copy !req
482. However, the Chinese clone
of Trump is alive and well.Copy !req
483. And through him, the prophecy
can still be realized.Copy !req
484. This is the best news we've received,Copy !req
485. since the Illuminati fled
the Milky way to regroupCopy !req
486. after losing the battle
of the beyond in 2457.Copy !req
487. I agree princess.Copy !req
488. This could very well signal
the turning of the tide.Copy !req
489. I'm sending my best man,Copy !req
490. Jack van Helsing to backup Trump.Copy !req
491. Whatever he needs, we'll be there.Copy !req
492. Varuna this could finally
seal victory for the alliesCopy !req
493. and ensure the survival of the human race.Copy !req
494. God willing princess, it will.Copy !req
495. I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
496. We've been over this.Copy !req
497. Over what?Copy !req
498. I can't keep it in
my pants is what you said.Copy !req
499. Was I wrong?Copy !req
500. Are you flirting?Copy !req
501. No.Copy !req
502. Then we won't know will we?Copy !req
503. I need you.Copy !req
504. For a mission that is.Copy !req
505. You got me hard for a second there.Copy !req
506. I'm sure One of dr. Jekyll's nursesCopy !req
507. can take care of it for you.Copy !req
508. No thanks they're needle happy.Copy !req
509. That's their job.Copy !req
510. You have one too.Copy !req
511. It would be nice if you
focused on it more often,Copy !req
512. What do you need Carney?Copy !req
513. Trump is in the cosmos.Copy !req
514. If we can see the way that
he gets safe passage to hell,Copy !req
515. the prophecy can be fulfilled.Copy !req
516. Trump?Copy !req
517. You mean the Donald?Copy !req
518. But I thoughtCopy !req
519. Donald V2.Copy !req
520. He's a Chinese lab cloneCopy !req
521. with the same drive spirit
and will as the Donald.Copy !req
522. He's been hiding out on Mars.Copy !req
523. Now he's ready to go to hell.Copy !req
524. Sounds like a bad deal to me.Copy !req
525. That's not your call.Copy !req
526. Trump's flying under the radar
in an Illuminati cruiser.Copy !req
527. Your ship is fueled and ready.Copy !req
528. Rendezvous with him and run interference.Copy !req
529. Keep him safe at all costs.Copy !req
530. Is this a suicide mission?Copy !req
531. Make it Whatever you want it to be VH.Copy !req
532. just clean up and blast off.Copy !req
533. I prefer to blast off than clean up.Copy !req
534. Your vessels in dock four.Copy !req
535. How about I parked my vessel
in your dock when I get back?Copy !req
536. Leave, as soon as you're ready.Copy !req
537. I love it when you talk dirty.Copy !req
538. Leave as soon as you're ready.Copy !req
539. This perpetual war is getting old.Copy !req
540. How much longer can this last anyway?Copy !req
541. The Illuminati been gunning for our headsCopy !req
542. ever since I can remember.Copy !req
543. And I'm a fucking clone myself.Copy !req
544. I wonder if the originalCopy !req
545. Jack van Helsing dealt with this shit.Copy !req
546. Mars sounds like a good option to me.Copy !req
547. Little peace and quiet.Copy !req
548. Shouldn't be too hardCopy !req
549. to keep the surface crawlers at Bay.Copy !req
550. Bug light or a tiki
torch will do the trick.Copy !req
551. Maybe I can interest
Trump in trading places.Copy !req
552. They could fill my spot in the allied armyCopy !req
553. and I could ease into
retirement on the red planet.Copy !req
554. I bet he's got sweet digs out there.Copy !req
555. The soldier life is getting old.Copy !req
556. I can't believe I made it this far.Copy !req
557. That day almost ended
everything for the alliesCopy !req
558. and the trapped.Copy !req
559. I'm still not sure who
got the better of it.Copy !req
560. Our top command or unit was decimated.Copy !req
561. The Traps came real
close to being wiped out.Copy !req
562. None of us can afford to get
that close to the abyss again.Copy !req
563. In this game, the price
of the fetus extinction.Copy !req
564. VH report
to dock four for duty.Copy !req
565. I repeat report to dock for duty.Copy !req
566. I heard you the first time doll.Copy !req
567. Did you see what that son of a bitchCopy !req
568. did on mars commander Comrade?Copy !req
569. Clones just can't beam
themselves up like that Aleister.Copy !req
570. He had help.Copy !req
571. Yes, well, he's going
to need a lot more of it.Copy !req
572. Am implementing a full
scale search and destroyCopy !req
573. for Donald Trump.Copy !req
574. And any allies who gets in
our way in the slightest,Copy !req
575. are to be terminate on site.Copy !req
576. Ten four we'll find
him in no time Aleister.Copy !req
577. He's not only got the most
hated face in the universe.Copy !req
578. He's got the ugliest.Copy !req
579. stand on just.Copy !req
580. That's right, the bastard
can't hide anywhere for long.Copy !req
581. We'll have his hide
skinned any minute now.Copy !req
582. And we won't have to
worry about tanning it.Copy !req
583. That's what I like to hear.Copy !req
584. Tell me, commander, have you
ever consumed human flesh?Copy !req
585. I mean, choice cuts seasoned
and roasted to perfection.Copy !req
586. I have not.Copy !req
587. You are in for
such a delectable treat.Copy !req
588. Am glad to see
you finally took flight VH.Copy !req
589. I was the beginning to think
you were getting cold feet.Copy !req
590. I had to use the bathroom princess.Copy !req
591. Fair enough.Copy !req
592. Watch your back out there.Copy !req
593. I'd like to remind you
that the stakes are high.Copy !req
594. Aren't they always?Copy !req
595. Not like this, with Trump in the fray,Copy !req
596. we stand a real chance of winning this warCopy !req
597. and ushering in an era of peace.Copy !req
598. The rest of us fight tooth and nailCopy !req
599. for any small victory we can achieve,Copy !req
600. but Trump's different.Copy !req
601. He's prophesied.Copy !req
602. Let's just hope it
turns out better for himCopy !req
603. than it did for the original Donald?Copy !req
604. That's why you're in the game VH.Copy !req
605. Just remember to keep it in
your pants out there all right?Copy !req
606. I'll be fine I'm flying commando.Copy !req
607. Good, sometimes you don't even do that.Copy !req
608. I want you to stay focused.Copy !req
609. Your goal is to locate the new head of theCopy !req
610. Illuminati forces, Aleister Crowley.Copy !req
611. and bring him in alive.Copy !req
612. Alive?Copy !req
613. What fun is that?Copy !req
614. Just do as I say soldier.Copy !req
615. Since the dawn of this
good versus evil conflict,Copy !req
616. we've wiped out enough Illuminati leadersCopy !req
617. to fill a moon graveyard,Copy !req
618. but they always grow a new head.Copy !req
619. Someone always steps
up to take their placeCopy !req
620. and keep waging war.Copy !req
621. This time we're gonna subvertCopy !req
622. the Illuminati cause from within.Copy !req
623. What are we talking about?Copy !req
624. A little something Dr.
Jekyll's been working onCopy !req
625. an experimental serum that
can reverse ideologiesCopy !req
626. and scramble intentions.Copy !req
627. Hell a fifth of bourbon will do that.Copy !req
628. You find Crowley,
bring him to headquartersCopy !req
629. and he'll be our first test subject.Copy !req
630. If we can get him to order
his evil forces to stand downCopy !req
631. and Trump makes it to hell
to realize the prophecy.Copy !req
632. This endless war will at last be won.Copy !req
633. I bet I'll get lucky then?Copy !req
634. Help me bring peace
to the universe soldierCopy !req
635. and I'll give you anything you want.Copy !req
636. That's all you had to say doll.Copy !req
637. Be careful, I want you under the radarCopy !req
638. so you won't have backup on this one.Copy !req
639. That's all right.Copy !req
640. I have a little insurance
policy I can call on,Copy !req
641. In times just like this.Copy !req
642. Well, Mr. Trump,
I'll admit, I'm a bit surprisedCopy !req
643. you haven't turned your
ship around 180 degreesCopy !req
644. and flown off to the Nebula.Copy !req
645. I thought about it.Copy !req
646. I'm sure you did.Copy !req
647. Just know this.Copy !req
648. The prophecy is more important
than the life of a clone.Copy !req
649. You occupy a very special placeCopy !req
650. in the history of our universe.Copy !req
651. Far more special than your predecessorCopy !req
652. who only achieved the 45th presidencyCopy !req
653. of earths United States.Copy !req
654. What a splash that asshole made.Copy !req
655. Indeed, so imagine the
splash you'll make in contrast.Copy !req
656. Whereas he was a despised villain.Copy !req
657. You'll be a beloved hero.Copy !req
658. Well since you put it that way?Copy !req
659. Just like my name sake I
do what I say I'm gonna do.Copy !req
660. I get the job done Queeny,Copy !req
661. and no illuminati soldier
alive can stop me.Copy !req
662. Delightful Mr. Trump.Copy !req
663. Now let's go to war.Copy !req
664. My wicked Crowley?Copy !req
665. Yes, Lucifer.Copy !req
666. Speak to me oh mighty beast.Copy !req
667. And your will shall be done
through my loyal hands.Copy !req
668. This is to know when the time comesCopy !req
669. I shall mobilize all the universe dammedCopy !req
670. for an attack unlike any
the allies have ever faced,Copy !req
671. non will be spared.Copy !req
672. The hearts and livers of the
hollies shall be spit roastedCopy !req
673. in the raging flames of
hell for all eternity.Copy !req
674. Let it be known oh mighty lucifer.Copy !req
675. That I am forever in your service.Copy !req
676. This people and their God are fools.Copy !req
677. And like fools they will
be driven before youCopy !req
678. at the time of your choosing.Copy !req
679. This I do solemnly vow.Copy !req
680. Go my son, go and spread hell fireCopy !req
681. and in turn your place in
hell will be at my feet.Copy !req
682. And what big feet you have my lord.Copy !req
683. In the blasphemous Bible's own words.Copy !req
684. how at thou fallen from heave, oh Lucifer,Copy !req
685. son of the morning.Copy !req
686. How at thou cut down to the ground,Copy !req
687. which dis weakens the nations.Copy !req
688. And now, one would we now march, onward.Copy !req
689. Into glorious oblivion.Copy !req
690. It looks like I
missed a hell of a good time.Copy !req
691. Bigfoot always did know
how to throw a party.Copy !req
692. guess I should come to the debris,Copy !req
693. see if he's plastered someplace.Copy !req
694. He might need to be
rolled over on his side.Copy !req
695. Puke asphyxiation is no
way for a Sasquatch to go.Copy !req
696. Van HelsingCopy !req
697. Long time no see old buddy.Copy !req
698. How's it hanging?Copy !req
699. To the left as always.
I'd offer you a drinkCopy !req
700. but all is left all is left are empties.Copy !req
701. Stylishly lead to one thing,Copy !req
702. but you missed the bash entirely.Copy !req
703. My bad foot, but, I
didn't come to party.Copy !req
704. No?Copy !req
705. Why then my dude.Copy !req
706. I'm on a mission,Copy !req
707. and I could use a bruiser for backup.Copy !req
708. Bloodshed and mayhem?Copy !req
709. Fuck yeah, I'm in.Copy !req
710. I was hoping you'd
say that, let's rumble.Copy !req
711. When you said let's rumble,Copy !req
712. I didn't think navigating the meteor fieldCopy !req
713. is what you meant the VH.Copy !req
714. Relax buddy, I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
715. Good to know.Copy !req
716. Cause a navigational
error of one millimeterCopy !req
717. will implode us in the blink of an eye.Copy !req
718. Listen to you,
with the big words.Copy !req
719. Somebody has been reading
the dictionary I sent.Copy !req
720. What can I say?Copy !req
721. brute force and big cox used
to be the name of the game,Copy !req
722. but these days, chicks
dig a smart Sasquatch.Copy !req
723. Well, all right, next
time I'll send a thesaurus.Copy !req
724. Okay, so check it out.Copy !req
725. We're sneaking through this meteor shower,Copy !req
726. because the electromagneticCopy !req
727. pulses through off radar detection.Copy !req
728. We're going to surprise Aleister Crowley,Copy !req
729. aboard his own vessel,Copy !req
730. right under the noses
of his Illuminati army,Copy !req
731. and take him into custody.Copy !req
732. Why don't we just
smash his fucking head inCopy !req
733. like a rock melon on the
floor, and be done with it.Copy !req
734. Trust me, I'd like to,Copy !req
735. but I have orders to
apprehend, not terminate.Copy !req
736. Okay sitter, sitter.Copy !req
737. There it is, Illuminati
headquarters is on our screens.Copy !req
738. Keep us on course while I hop aboard.Copy !req
739. Come on, come on, what
the hell is taking so long.Copy !req
740. Those Illuminati punks are like all doves.Copy !req
741. Sorry about the delay foot,Copy !req
742. ran into a little snag,
but I took care of it.Copy !req
743. If you want to come have some fun,Copy !req
744. the loading entrance of
the lower orbital segmentCopy !req
745. is all clear.Copy !req
746. I'm approaching the
ship's command center now.Copy !req
747. Sounds fun, I'm on my way.Copy !req
748. How did the meeting with
Emperor Lucifer go Aleister.Copy !req
749. It went smashingly commander.Copy !req
750. Under our Lord's rule,Copy !req
751. the glorious new dawn
will soon be upon us.Copy !req
752. Like a savage dock steed mounting a fairerCopy !req
753. and supple maiden in the deep woods,Copy !req
754. where no one can see her
ravaged, or hear her screams.Copy !req
755. Such a way with words.Copy !req
756. Who's there?Copy !req
757. Time's up Crowley.Copy !req
758. How the hell did two
allied breach my security?Copy !req
759. It wasn't difficult Crowley,Copy !req
760. In fact, I did it all by myself.Copy !req
761. You ought to hired better help than him.Copy !req
762. Kiss my ass NiederthorCopy !req
763. No need for that,Copy !req
764. you're on your way to the
allied headquarters where?Copy !req
765. If you know what's good for you,Copy !req
766. you'll do exactly as you're told.Copy !req
767. Your ass belongs to us now, Crowley.Copy !req
768. Well, threatened me
with a good time stud.Copy !req
769. Sounds like they just realizedCopy !req
770. their leader is gone VH.Copy !req
771. They'll be on our tales.Copy !req
772. Let them come.Copy !req
773. We'll be back behind
meteor cover in seconds.Copy !req
774. I'm going to tell princess the good news.Copy !req
775. Good news princess, we got them.Copy !req
776. Crowley's in our cargo hold.Copy !req
777. The Illuminati snake is headless.Copy !req
778. Oh, that's great news VH.Copy !req
779. The celebrations in order,
but the job's not done yet.Copy !req
780. First get back here, safe and sound.Copy !req
781. On my way, sweetheart.Copy !req
782. I can't remember the last
time you called me that.Copy !req
783. Well, get used to it,Copy !req
784. going on another solo missionCopy !req
785. makes me remember how
special you are Carney.Copy !req
786. Really?Copy !req
787. And you work it till I
ache when you're on top.Copy !req
788. I know.Copy !req
789. Still humble as ever I see.Copy !req
790. Tell me about it.Copy !req
791. And here it is
Illuminati headquarters.Copy !req
792. Like a flying hornet's nest,
some bad evil people in there.Copy !req
793. Real horrible low lives.Copy !req
794. This is my chance to
show the universe that,Copy !req
795. even after a thousand plus years,Copy !req
796. Trump-mania still alive and kicking.Copy !req
797. Get ready to bite at you scum,Copy !req
798. here I come.Copy !req
799. Suck on that, you corrupt creeps.Copy !req
800. Cheers Queeny.Copy !req
801. You know, I can use an ally
If you could spare one.Copy !req
802. You need only ask Trump, stay strong.Copy !req
803. My Atlantean forces are on the way.Copy !req
804. Well, my job's done
here, it's break time.Copy !req
805. Allied HQ has the best
galley in outer space,Copy !req
806. their fridge is always stocked.Copy !req
807. I smell roast beef, potato salad, lasagna,Copy !req
808. I can't wait to sink my teeth in.Copy !req
809. Welcome to
allied headquarters Crowley,Copy !req
810. I'd trust the trust the
handcuffs weren't too tight.Copy !req
811. Maybe I enjoy myself
when they're tight cunt.Copy !req
812. Watch your mouth you little shit,Copy !req
813. or I'll fill it with my fist.Copy !req
814. Teasing fun again, bring it on stud.Copy !req
815. I'll cut
to the chase Aleister.Copy !req
816. the injection, Dr. Jekyll
administered when you arrived,Copy !req
817. should be taking effect any minute.Copy !req
818. Your job is simple.Copy !req
819. Renounced the Illuminati
and all its nefarious goals,Copy !req
820. and order your army to
stand down, immediately.Copy !req
821. Sounds like you need
me to play along harlot.Copy !req
822. Why should I help you?Copy !req
823. Because you have no choice.Copy !req
824. The serum coursing through your veinsCopy !req
825. is an experimental mood drug,Copy !req
826. designed to make you wholly
and mean able to suggestion.Copy !req
827. No matter how out of characterCopy !req
828. for your natural inclinations.Copy !req
829. Boil it down bitch.Copy !req
830. One more insult, and I'll
hand you your teeth you little..Copy !req
831. Do, as I say quickly,Copy !req
832. because you'll do as I say regardless,Copy !req
833. then we can rush you back to Jekyll's labCopy !req
834. and he'll inject you
with a serum antidote.Copy !req
835. Antidote, why would I need an antidote?Copy !req
836. The drug is highly experimental.Copy !req
837. So experimental, in
fact that we don't knowCopy !req
838. it's short term effects on the system.Copy !req
839. A large dose will make you sayCopy !req
840. whatever an engineer
wants you to say verbatim.Copy !req
841. But, as it cycles through your body,Copy !req
842. it may result in sudden death.Copy !req
843. You think I fear death?Copy !req
844. I am death, unite me
with my master, Lucifer,Copy !req
845. and I will return thrice as powerful.Copy !req
846. Well, this could go better.Copy !req
847. Princess Carney Trump is right outsideCopy !req
848. Illuminati headquarters about
to fulfill the prophecy,Copy !req
849. but he's under heavy fire
and needs assistance.Copy !req
850. Did you shit heads really
think it would be so easy?Copy !req
851. It was easy enough to nab you fuck face.Copy !req
852. Send the coordinates and all deploy ourCopy !req
853. fighter fleet at once Varuna.Copy !req
854. We're on our way.Copy !req
855. Open wide cocksuckers.Copy !req
856. Hello, Mr. Trump.Copy !req
857. I'm princess Carney Divine,Copy !req
858. leader of the intergalactic allied forces.Copy !req
859. Well hello there young lady.Copy !req
860. I'm calling to tell you,
my fighters are on their way.Copy !req
861. You have our full support.Copy !req
862. Tremendous, see, you look like you haveCopy !req
863. a badging body under that suit.Copy !req
864. How about lunch when this is all over?Copy !req
865. I'm joining the fight Carney.Copy !req
866. The Atlantean army is behind meCopy !req
867. and we are willing to fight to the death.Copy !req
868. We'll make sure you don't
have to, thank you Varuna.Copy !req
869. Attention, Illuminati army.Copy !req
870. This is princess Carney
of the allied forces.Copy !req
871. You're surrounded. Your
command has surrendered.Copy !req
872. You've nowhere to run,
and nowhere to hide,Copy !req
873. Give up peacefully and be spared,Copy !req
874. or choose to fight and be
blasted straight to hell.Copy !req
875. Is that supposed to be a deterrent?Copy !req
876. Slut hell is home to the Illuminati.Copy !req
877. We bask in it's firely glow,Copy !req
878. warm our toes in it's red hot embers.Copy !req
879. I'll leave the deterring to you Crowley,Copy !req
880. it's time for you to address your army.Copy !req
881. You know the talking points.Copy !req
882. I seem to have forgotten,Copy !req
883. seems your mad doctor isn't
all he is cracked up to be.Copy !req
884. I think I'll take a nap.Copy !req
885. Let's just beat it out of him.Copy !req
886. Forget it the VH, we gave him a chance.Copy !req
887. Let the drug stop his heart.Copy !req
888. Meet me in the command center,
it's time to finish this.Copy !req
889. I love a good climax.Copy !req
890. I know I'll make sure
you have another oneCopy !req
891. when this is all over.Copy !req
892. You little slut,
you're my kind of woman.Copy !req
893. Room for a third?Copy !req
894. Fuck off sleaze.Copy !req
895. Dirty talk will get you everywhere stud.Copy !req
896. But, best attend to the task at hand.Copy !req
897. Mark now the words of the beast,Copy !req
898. my minions will not go quietly.Copy !req
899. Damn it,
that was a direct hit,Copy !req
900. we can't absorb too many of those.Copy !req
901. Look, the Atlantean
are here, just in time.Copy !req
902. We've got
to keep the bastardsCopy !req
903. off Trump's back,Copy !req
904. so he can get to hell
and realize the prophecy.Copy !req
905. Got it, how does
one go to hell anyway?Copy !req
906. The gateway is
on our old home planet earth.Copy !req
907. Of course it is.Copy !req
908. Listen Trump, the gateway
to hell is on earth.Copy !req
909. listen, my name is a spotty
track record that I guy is,Copy !req
910. it's mired in lawsuits, bad
deals, false accusations,Copy !req
911. smear tactics, and threats of all kinds.Copy !req
912. Well from one clone to another,
life is what we do today.Copy !req
913. He's right Trump,Copy !req
914. And the earth is a shell
of its former self,Copy !req
915. nothing but a wasteland of
crumbling, smoldering artifacts,Copy !req
916. with the exception of Dubai.Copy !req
917. Dubai?Copy !req
918. Why was Dubai spared?Copy !req
919. Its the entrance to hell?Copy !req
920. That explains a lot.Copy !req
921. It looks so tranquil from up here,Copy !req
922. you'd never guessed it
was a wasteland portalCopy !req
923. to the underworld.Copy !req
924. Something about this view
seems unsettlingly familiar.Copy !req
925. Like I've done this before.Copy !req
926. Starting in 1949,Copy !req
927. top secret international
labs transported human beingCopy !req
928. out to space and back.Copy !req
929. Far more than was reported,
far more than anyone ever knew.Copy !req
930. Whether for purposes suspected
or unknown doesn't matter.Copy !req
931. By the time the USSR launched Yuri GagarinCopy !req
932. into orbit in 1961,Copy !req
933. dozens of human guinea pigs
had already been sent up.Copy !req
934. Some never returned, some did,
and wished they that hadn't.Copy !req
935. Trace DNA from these experiments,Copy !req
936. still exists in many people.Copy !req
937. Silent biological time bombs,Copy !req
938. passed down through generations,Copy !req
939. but even more for those of
us conceive in a Petri dish.Copy !req
940. I've always wonderedCopy !req
941. if Major Tom was a result of this stuff.Copy !req
942. if they sent him up and
just forgot about him orCopy !req
943. pulled the plug on his program,Copy !req
944. when the planet went to shit.Copy !req
945. He had a thousand years to think about it.Copy !req
946. He could have mentioned
it anytime he wanted to,Copy !req
947. I should have asked, it's
probably too late now.Copy !req
948. What a strange, strange trip this life is.Copy !req
949. Oh shit.Copy !req
950. Flight commander Magnus was hit Carney.Copy !req
951. He's gone.Copy !req
952. God damn them, these bastards will pay.Copy !req
953. All allied fighters listening
to the sound of my voice,Copy !req
954. unload on the Illuminati mothership,Copy !req
955. spare nothing, fire, everything we've got.Copy !req
956. Sounds like my kind type of party.Copy !req
957. I'm jumping in the pool VH.Copy !req
958. How about some cover
fire till I get clear?Copy !req
959. You got it foot.Copy !req
960. The stealth fighter launch
pad, is cleared for takeoff.Copy !req
961. Exiting headquarters, in three, two, one.Copy !req
962. There she is.Copy !req
963. Sweet mother earth and all her decay.Copy !req
964. Ain't we a pair girl?Copy !req
965. I don't know who got
the raw deal, You or me?Copy !req
966. I can't help but question the
logic of me running aroundCopy !req
967. with his head on my shoulders.Copy !req
968. I'm not exactly incognito.Copy !req
969. Maybe a disguise would be best,
but where would I find one?Copy !req
970. Gonna have to be stealthy,
cunning, ruthless.Copy !req
971. A downed ship from the great war,Copy !req
972. countless lives lost, dreams
shattered, hopes destroyed,Copy !req
973. this planted never
recovered, never bounced backCopy !req
974. as promised, but hollow leaders,Copy !req
975. my namesake included, another one.Copy !req
976. It's crew of piss and vinegar warriors,Copy !req
977. sniffed out before their prime,Copy !req
978. nothing but names etched
on a concrete wall now.Copy !req
979. That wall long crumbled,Copy !req
980. somewhere in the rubble of earth's ruin.Copy !req
981. I wonder if the original Donald TrumpCopy !req
982. had any concept of the livesCopy !req
983. that hung in the balance
of his social media storm,Copy !req
984. or if he ever even gave a fuck.Copy !req
985. New York city.Copy !req
986. I'm not that guy.Copy !req
987. That wasn't my world,
but I still feel a tingleCopy !req
988. when I see it.Copy !req
989. Smells like victory.Copy !req
990. This place has haunted my dreamsCopy !req
991. ever since I have consciousness.Copy !req
992. I guess when it comes to gene splicing,Copy !req
993. the apple, doesn't fall far
from the tree or does it?Copy !req
994. Hey, you just get in?Copy !req
995. Oh yeah. I just got in, you?Copy !req
996. Me?Copy !req
997. No, I've had this job 35 years.Copy !req
998. Can you believe that?Copy !req
999. This very same job.Copy !req
1000. That's crazy.Copy !req
1001. You ain't seen crazy buddy.Copy !req
1002. The crazies come out at night
and they' are off the chain.Copy !req
1003. Complete control of the underground.Copy !req
1004. You don't want to be hanging aroundCopy !req
1005. when they hit the scene, that's for sure.Copy !req
1006. They'll kill you and strip
you in 10 seconds flat.Copy !req
1007. I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
1008. In the meantime, maybe you could help me.Copy !req
1009. Sure, help you with what?Copy !req
1010. You know anything
about the Illuminati?Copy !req
1011. The Illuminati?Copy !req
1012. Nobody crosses the Illuminati.Copy !req
1013. You cross them once, and then you're dead.Copy !req
1014. As per our instructions master.Copy !req
1015. I have logged all cloned human DNA,Copy !req
1016. used in the last thousand years,Copy !req
1017. and initiated copies of copiesCopy !req
1018. to splice the soul out of
all remaining living beings.Copy !req
1019. Excellent 9759030,Copy !req
1020. For once the human spirit,Copy !req
1021. human will and human
morality are extinguish.Copy !req
1022. The age of Lucifer can truly begin,Copy !req
1023. signaling a postmortal godless universeCopy !req
1024. of hedonism and debauchery,Copy !req
1025. previously unseen in
recorded living history.Copy !req
1026. I am honored to be of
service master, hail Satan.Copy !req
1027. We can't possibly sustain
any more structural damage.Copy !req
1028. It's time to deploy the
kamikaze war machine.Copy !req
1029. Unleash the hammer of God.Copy !req
1030. Are you certain princess?Copy !req
1031. The Hammer of God is
annihilate, so is extinguished.Copy !req
1032. There is no in between.Copy !req
1033. Bot is correct princess.Copy !req
1034. The Hammer of God is the end game.Copy !req
1035. The hammer of God?Copy !req
1036. what titillating weapons
you allies possess,Copy !req
1037. sounds like a penetrating
pile drive pulsating version.Copy !req
1038. May I volunteer?Copy !req
1039. Fuck off Crowley.Copy !req
1040. I'm trying to.Copy !req
1041. I love nothing more than
destruction, divestment,Copy !req
1042. and violation of any kind.Copy !req
1043. Even if it's to my own detriments.Copy !req
1044. I won't say it twice Bots,
release the Hammer of God.Copy !req
1045. As you wish princess,
may God help us all.Copy !req
1046. Comrades the hour of our
greatest victory draws nearCopy !req
1047. the head's of our cowardly
enemies lies squarelyCopy !req
1048. beneath out sharp teeth and feet.Copy !req
1049. The soldiers of the IlluminatiCopy !req
1050. are the avengers of the age of Lucifer.Copy !req
1051. In our hands grasps
the constricting throatCopy !req
1052. of what remains of that miserable raceCopy !req
1053. Know as humanity.Copy !req
1054. If he is the last remaining mortalCopy !req
1055. draws their final rested breath.Copy !req
1056. He alone can occupies the eternal throneCopy !req
1057. of Kings and Queens.Copy !req
1058. Then am gonna hang with
the mighty angel SatanCopy !req
1059. our ceremony will be completeCopy !req
1060. and every Illuminati warrior will uniteCopy !req
1061. in the promise land of hell.Copy !req
1062. There they will burn brightly
as the immortals for all time.Copy !req
1063. You again?Copy !req
1064. Again, have we met?Copy !req
1065. Of course, you were the
fastest arrival I've ever had.Copy !req
1066. And the only person I was glad to see go.Copy !req
1067. I always thought this was a
one way ticket kind of deal.Copy !req
1068. Where did I go?Copy !req
1069. Obviously, not far enough.Copy !req
1070. What do you want you arrogant prick?Copy !req
1071. You want to talk, Lucifer, I presume?Copy !req
1072. That's Emperor Lucifer to you, TJ.Copy !req
1073. Call me Trump and listen,Copy !req
1074. I know am dashing and all, but
I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
1075. I know exactly who you
are, and what you are.Copy !req
1076. Unless you believe you are free
from consequences as a cloneCopy !req
1077. let me assure you DJ, you are wrong.Copy !req
1078. I said call me Trump.Copy !req
1079. And what happened to you, stab a toe?Copy !req
1080. Very funny, smart ass.Copy !req
1081. If you must know, I lost
my legs centuries ago,Copy !req
1082. in the battle with those
pesky pushy Kennedy boys.Copy !req
1083. The Kennedy's?Copy !req
1084. They're still raising hell?Copy !req
1085. Impressive.Copy !req
1086. Says you.Copy !req
1087. I won in the end just like I always do,Copy !req
1088. now their souls are mine forever.Copy !req
1089. Sneaky.Copy !req
1090. Thought you'd like that.Copy !req
1091. I'm not sure likes the right word,Copy !req
1092. but that's beside the point.Copy !req
1093. I'm here to get down to brass tacks.Copy !req
1094. This whole Illuminati deal
of yours devil, is over.Copy !req
1095. Oh really?Copy !req
1096. How do you figure that clone?Copy !req
1097. I hold the prophecy
chip and I'm cashing in.Copy !req
1098. The Illuminati mother
ship's main generator bankCopy !req
1099. is in our cross hairs Carney,Copy !req
1100. a direct hit will stamp these
fuckers out, once and for all.Copy !req
1101. Bot, Halo fire now.Copy !req
1102. Yes PrincesCopy !req
1103. YesCopy !req
1104. Somebody is getting lucky tonight.Copy !req
1105. We did it.Copy !req
1106. The Illuminati is no more,
congratulations allies.Copy !req
1107. Enjoy it while you can,
fragile ones, evil never dies.Copy !req
1108. This war will be over when
Lucifer says its over.Copy !req
1109. He shouts, he commands, and
even in times of distress,Copy !req
1110. he still mummers, waiting
always to rise, rise, rise.Copy !req
1111. We'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
1112. While you rot in a prison cellCopy !req
1113. and fling your own shit Crowley.Copy !req
1114. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1115. What abomination?Copy !req
1116. Whats the matter?Copy !req
1117. Bad news, from above,
get used to it hot fry.Copy !req
1118. I'd pack my bags, If I were you.Copy !req
1119. Maybe try some place cool.Copy !req
1120. A change of base would be good.Copy !req
1121. You think your side has won beyond?Copy !req
1122. You've done nothing, but dig
a deeper pit for yourselves.Copy !req
1123. The illuminati will have it's revenge.Copy !req
1124. If I had for every time
someone shoved their fistCopy !req
1125. and curse my nameCopy !req
1126. I'd rebuild Trump Plaza Hotel and casino.Copy !req
1127. You will be far more than fortunesCopy !req
1128. to stop what's coming DJ, you
need all the help you can get.Copy !req
1129. All demons of the sixth
dimension here my voice.Copy !req
1130. All greats of the sixth
dimensions hid my words.Copy !req
1131. All inferno ones of the sixth dimensionCopy !req
1132. transverse time and spaceCopy !req
1133. and bring sweet death
to those who oppose us.Copy !req
1134. This at your I command.Copy !req
1135. The immortal has summoned us.Copy !req
1136. Moral, Lucas, Double O six six,Copy !req
1137. chart a course to the milky way galaxyCopy !req
1138. and prepare for bloody war.Copy !req
1139. I, The exterminator
bow before you LuciferCopy !req
1140. and extort you with the warm
blood of your adversariesCopy !req
1141. on my titanium Teeth.Copy !req
1142. It is I, the man made
monster who hears the tiding,Copy !req
1143. and answers the call.Copy !req
1144. Nothing of me does fade or
does suffer a sea changeCopy !req
1145. Into something rich and strange.Copy !req
1146. I'll bask in the glow of the full moonCopy !req
1147. and gaggle the blood of
my victims in his name.Copy !req
1148. Oh father in hell,Copy !req
1149. your orders are executed by my hand.Copy !req
1150. The mortal roam shall be
ripped, till non still stands.Copy !req
1151. I can't believe it's all over,Copy !req
1152. we finally did it.Copy !req
1153. The Illuminati are destroyed.Copy !req
1154. and the universe, is at peace.Copy !req
1155. for the first time, since
earth became uninhabitable.Copy !req
1156. there were times I doubted
this day would come,Copy !req
1157. more times than I care to admit.Copy !req
1158. I wish I could say there was
a definitive path forward,Copy !req
1159. a plan for the future, any kind of future.Copy !req
1160. But what does this mean
for our human race?Copy !req
1161. Where do we go from here?Copy !req
1162. There still isn't a planet
that can sustain us.Copy !req
1163. We are still lost in space.Copy !req
1164. biding time and burning fuel.Copy !req
1165. until there's no more fuel to burn.Copy !req
1166. Fiddling while Rome burns.Copy !req
1167. What you doing over there Princess?Copy !req
1168. VH, I thought you were asleep.Copy !req
1169. No Just resting up for
round two, everything okay?Copy !req
1170. Yeah, I was just thinking that's all.Copy !req
1171. Thinking?Copy !req
1172. Why don't you come back to bed?Copy !req
1173. Take your mind off of it.Copy !req
1174. So, that's how it's going to be?Copy !req
1175. you up in the antique and
calling in the troops,Copy !req
1176. taking a knee jerk reaction to defeat,Copy !req
1177. doubling down on mayhem and bloodshedCopy !req
1178. and senseless loss of life?Copy !req
1179. Naturally, I'm the all seeing,Copy !req
1180. all knowing fallen angel, Lucifer.Copy !req
1181. What did you expect?Copy !req
1182. I don't know A little
wisdom after all this maybe.Copy !req
1183. Wisdom?Copy !req
1184. You want to wisdom?Copy !req
1185. I'll give you wisdom.Copy !req
1186. I'm down here, they're up there.Copy !req
1187. They'll never stop trying to destroy meCopy !req
1188. and I'll never stop
trying to destroy them.Copy !req
1189. The question now is,Copy !req
1190. which side are you on DJ?Copy !req
1191. Call me Trump,Copy !req
1192. To everyone, including
all the haters and looser.Copy !req
1193. Happy new year.Copy !req
1194. Work hard, be smart and always remember,Copy !req
1195. winning takes care of everything.Copy !req
1196. Where the hell is global
warming when you need her.Copy !req
1197. And then they wanna beat Trump, that's me.Copy !req
1198. The greatest president who ever lived.Copy !req
1199. Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.Copy !req
1200. Another witch hunt, another witch hunt,Copy !req
1201. another witch hunt, another witch hunt.Copy !req
1202. Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.Copy !req
1203. Another witch hunt.Copy !req
1204. Where the hell is global
warming when you need her.Copy !req
1205. To everyone including all
the haters and looser.Copy !req
1206. Happy new year.Copy !req
1207. Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.Copy !req
1208. Another witch hunt, another
witch hunt, another witch hunt.Copy !req
1209. Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.Copy !req
1210. Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.Copy !req
1211. It never, it never, it never,
it never, it never ends.Copy !req