Tricky Brains (1991)

1. PRANK EXPERT

2. Buddy, where's your boss?

3. Who?

4. The Prank Expert, Jing Koo.

5. MANAGER'S OFFICE

6. Be smart next time.

7. Nonsense.

8. Help!

9. What's going on?

10. Pull me up, please!

11. So troublesome. Coming!

12. Thanks.

13. - Come, take my hand. - Okay.

14. Are you pranking me?

15. You ripped my arm, you have no morals.

16. Bastard.

17. Bastard.

18. Stabbed to death.

19. Chocked to death.

20. Poisoned to death.

21. Not dead yet?

22. Who are you?

23. Don't get closer. I'll fight back.

24. Good morning!

25. I'm the Handsome Prank Expert, Jing Koo.

26. So it's you.

27. What a trap.

28. Of course, that's what I'm good at.

29. I have to charge things from now on.

30. Starting from eight dollars.

31. That's nothing.

32. I can keep it on until tomorrow.

33. I mean 80 thousand dollars.

34. Eighty thousand dollars?

35. Why don't you just go and rob someone?

36. No, it's even better than that.

37. Let's not waste time then. The thing is...

38. - Clear? - Clear.

39. You want a divorce, but you don't want to give her any property.

40. So you're looking for a prank expert to make her crazy.

41. No problem.

42. Is he really that good?

43. Of course.

44. What?

45. I'll charge you 300 thousand dollars and I'll guarantee your wife will go crazy.

46. What? 300 thousand dollars?

47. I only thought of 30 or 50 thousand.

48. Calm down. Have a drink first.

49. Thanks.

50. You have mine and I'll have yours.

51. Are you feeling sick?

52. Yes, how did you know?

53. Because you took laxatives.

54. You had it too.

55. Not now.

56. The toilet is over there.

57. - Thanks. - Feel free.

58. Don't come in.

59. First, lock the door.

60. No, don't come in.

61. What about the 500 thousand charges?

62. We only agreed to 300 thousand.

63. Wrong, it is now 600 thousand.

64. What did you say? Six hundred thousand?

65. You are ripping me off.

66. I am just showing you my capability.

67. Is charging 700 thousand a problem?

68. What? Seven hundred thousand?

69. Let me out or I will chop you up.

70. I'll chop you to death.

71. We are not talking about 70 thousand if one is in a death trap,

72. we are talking about 70 million.

73. Seventy million? I'll pay. Let me out.

74. Let me out, quick!

75. Thank you for your co-operation.

76. Be at ease. As soon as I pull this switch,

77. all the traps will stop.

78. How about now?

79. There's another way. I have to turn off the main switch.

80. Where is it? Quick!

81. In Yuen Long.

82. My goodness! Let me out quickly.

83. Quick and let me out!

84. What a shame!

85. Congratulations.

86. Congratulations on getting rich.

87. Stupid.

88. Mrs. Chu, if all goes well,

89. your husband will be sent to the mental hospital in 15 minutes.

90. The payment of 800 thousand dollars is worth every cent.

91. You really deserve your title.

92. Luckily I was one step ahead.

93. If not, I could be the one to turn mad.

94. Not could, but surely it would be you.

95. You truly are a prank expert.

96. Wrong.

97. I'm the Handsome Prank Expert.

98. I have a request.

99. Can you give me a kiss?

100. As a commemoration.

101. My pleasure.

102. PRANK EXPERT

103. Thank you.

104. Don't mention it.

105. It's on the house.

106. PRANK EXPERT

107. - Give me the file later. - Okay.

108. How about the goods?

109. Go in.

110. What's going on?

111. A woman has lost a diamond ring and called the police.

112. So they are doing a search in our department.

113. Get your drawer and queue.

114. - Okay, help me hold this. - Hey.

115. You there.

116. Come here.

117. Me?

118. Yes, you! Come here.

119. What's the matter?

120. What? Go inside and do a body search.

121. - This side is for women. - We've finished with the women.

122. Hurry up, why are you such a drag?

123. - It's not... - Are you man? Come on!

124. This way.

125. Don't move.

126. Watch out.

127. You've got it.

128. You're muscular.

129. Thanks.

130. - Take off your shirt. - What?

131. You've searched me. Why search again?

132. Why are you so afraid of a woman?

133. - Are you a virgin? - Yes.

134. No!

135. You ask funny questions.

136. You will use your look as an advantage since you are handsome.

137. Stand there or I will yell.

138. Don't get close or I yell.

139. Kit, congratulations for being promoted to vice-manager.

140. You all knew about it?

141. Of course.

142. Or else, we wouldn't have hired a pretty girl to prank you.

143. Why didn't you tell me?

144. It's Banana's idea.

145. She won't date me if I say anything.

146. Hey!

147. I am going with you anyway!

148. Let's celebrate with champagne.

149. His son just got promoted. He must be the happiest.

150. Let's celebrate.

151. Hey, don't keep on chatting...

152. There's food.

153. Who is that girl who searched me?

154. A prostitute which costs 3,000 dollars.

155. Banana is really tricky.

156. Banana is notorious for this.

157. That's why we're dead in her hands.

158. She won't fool people once only

159. but always more than once.

160. She is such a devil.

161. She is. You better watch out.

162. - Hou. - Coming.

163. Her pranks do keep coming.

164. But I won't fall for it again.

165. Are you Mr. Chi Man-kit?

166. Yes, I am.

167. I'm your new colleague from Human Resources.

168. I need your personal information.

169. Right, I guess we have to go to the room?

170. That's good. It's too noisy here.

171. After you.

172. Should I close the door?

173. Good idea. It's too noisy outside.

174. Should I take off clothes as well?

175. What? Up to you.

176. Should I stand by the wall?

177. No need.

178. A body search?

179. Why would I do that?

180. Why are you doing this here?

181. - No. - What for?

182. You're suitable for a lot of jobs with your good conditions.

183. Like China City, Volvo, and Metropolitan.

184. Why be a whore here?

185. Why be a low-class prostitute here?

186. Why be a low-class prostitute here who slaps people?

187. You slapped me.

188. - Explain to me why. - Lucy, what's wrong?

189. Ask him!

190. - Insane. - What's wrong?

191. Why did you hire that kind of person who slaps people?

192. I hired someone? Who?

193. Her.

194. She's my old friend who just came back from the US.

195. She is our new colleague too.

196. New colleague?

197. Who do you think she is?

198. I'm dead.

199. Hey, Miss!

200. Miss!

201. I didn't mean it.

202. Are you all right?

203. I'm fine.

204. You've misunderstood. I was rude because I had been pranked by them.

205. I'm not that kind of person.

206. I'm not, really.

207. I didn't have such thoughts.

208. Have you two met before?

209. Not yet!

210. Chi Man-kit. Lucy Ching. You two may shake hands.

211. - Hey. - What?

212. Look at that.

213. You wish to buy them all?

214. No, we've known for so long

215. but you haven't said this to me.

216. What are you talking about?

217. No.

218. One, O, U?

219. No, you're mean.

220. Isn't it really One, O, U?

221. What else then? Woman is such a trouble.

222. Lucy, your hair is a mess.

223. Are you guys magnets?

224. Let's go over there.

225. Are you in a hurry?

226. Yes, I have to call Julian at 6 p.m.

227. Which Julian?

228. My fiancé in the US. Lucy knows about him too.

229. Then you seldom see each other.

230. I'll take the minibus then.

231. - Fine, bye. - Bye.

232. - Bye. - Bye.

233. Get down.

234. We nearly got caught.

235. What are you waiting for?

236. How long do you wish to keep it from Kit?

237. I don't know either. I can't imagine his reaction.

238. I wonder who thought of such a stupid idea.

239. The firm owner's daughter went undercover to be the employee in the firm

240. and got together with someone.

241. This is the most cliche situation I have ever seen.

242. - Confirm the details of the contract. - Fine.

243. Lucy.

244. Lucy.

245. Macky and I were discussing the Japanese contract.

246. Take your time. I'll change upstairs.

247. Lucy.

248. Why have you become indifferent to me after studying in the US?

249. Both of us are busy anyway.

250. Lucy, I want to talk to you.

251. Dad, what is it?

252. I heard you're close with a young man in the firm whose name is Kit.

253. I first agreed that you went undercover as an employee in the firm

254. to get a clearer picture of the firm.

255. But be careful with your love affair.

256. Who's over there?

257. You are rude for eavesdropping on us.

258. Sorry, I wanted to speak but I don't have the chance.

259. I have to speak up now.

260. Kit isn't a good fellow.

261. Nonsense.

262. I've known you for ages.

263. I would like to be a gentleman who accepts fair competition.

264. But I'm worried that you are being cheated.

265. What do you know?

266. Kit has a bad background.

267. Before he went back to school

268. he was in the triad when he was young.

269. It's considered as turning over a new leaf.

270. People can never change their character.

271. I believe he is only interested in your money.

272. He doesn't know my identity at all.

273. Of course, I would pretend not to know if it were me.

274. Don't slander him.

275. I think you're blinded by your emotions.

276. You'll soon see the real him.

277. PRANK EXPERT

278. Chi.

279. Something wrong?

280. Remember before your wife died,

281. I told you I was pregnant one day?

282. Yes, and I borrowed some money from you to get an abortion in China.

283. I still feel sorry about it up to this day.

284. I had lied to you about something.

285. What? That baby wasn't mine?

286. Of course it was your baby.

287. I didn't get an abortion.

288. I gave birth to him in China and my sister took care of him.

289. So you're saying that I have another son?

290. He's got a single entry visa lately.

291. Are you serious?

292. Of course, his behavior and habits are exactly like yours.

293. I'll take you to him if you don't believe me.

294. Good idea.

295. So he stays here?

296. You said his behavior is exactly mine, what is it then?

297. You scratch your armpit when you're nervous,

298. you scratch your thigh when you're happy,

299. and you scratch your head when you're horny.

300. - Name it. - Really?

301. - Do you wish to die? - Yes, I do.

302. And he can even take spicier food than you.

303. - Really spicy food. - Is he that good?

304. That could be a coincidence.

305. - But there must be a genetic resemblance. - What?

306. Remember Kit could not speak before he was three years old?

307. Right, I worried about him.

308. I thought he was dumb.

309. And the first word he said was "father".

310. You still behave the same after so many years.

311. Yes, I have always been like this.

312. The first time he called you fa...

313. No!

314. You got crazily happy.

315. You lose control of your body like a seizure when he calls you that.

316. True, so Kit only calls me Dad.

317. He's the same.

318. Really?

319. What's his name?

320. Chi Man-jing.

321. Chi Man...

322. He's back.

323. Hide yourself.

324. He likes sticky tofu too.

325. He can really taste hot and spicy.

326. Seriously? He's horny with sticky tofu?

327. Who's there?

328. No one.

329. What's with you? Are you afraid to meet your own son?

330. Son, he is your dad.

331. He's your...

332. - Father? - Father?

333. Father.

334. Father.

335. - Father. - Father.

336. - Father. - You two have finally had a reunion.

337. My good son.

338. Fa...

339. - Say "Dad" instead. - Dad.

340. - Say it more. - Dad.

341. My good son.

342. I'll give you something since we haven't met for so long.

343. A gold chain?

344. No, a special string.

345. Put it on.

346. - It smells nice. What's it made of? - For sure.

347. My private hair.

348. Thank you so much.

349. Good boy.

350. I might have nothing for you.

351. A stinky tofu, that's all.

352. - See it as our first meeting gift. - It's fine.

353. You can have it.

354. Dad, don't let my sincerity go in vain.

355. - Good boy. - Come on. Eat it.

356. Mom!

357. Come to my office tomorrow and clear the payment.

358. Dad, are you all right?

359. - It's fine. Please give me some water. - Sure.

360. Here.

361. Thanks.

362. Better?

363. Better.

364. CHILI PASTE SAUCE

365. Dad.

366. Dad.

367. - Hey! - What?

368. - Go out. - What?

369. Go out.

370. What's the matter?

371. Stop dancing.

372. Is he really my younger brother?

373. Of course he is.

374. He has seizures exactly like me. How can he be fake?

375. You haven't seen him in more than 20 years and he suddenly appeared.

376. I just find it strange.

377. What's strange about it? I'm not wealthy.

378. If so, he may be interested in my money.

379. There is no proof at all.

380. - Unless... - What?

381. Unless we prove it with the most ancient blood test.

382. Blood test?

383. Better not, it will hurt his feelings.

384. No one tells you to tell him.

385. We get his blood by cutting him accidentally

386. and mix your blood with his,

387. if they mix then it's proven.

388. How come he can shake like that?

389. Dad, give a hand.

390. - My son. - What?

391. One of your eyebrows is in gold.

392. Really?

393. There is. It is a form of bad luck.

394. What do you mean?

395. It means that you need to get rid of it.

396. - Really? - Yes.

397. I'll help you with it, don't move.

398. Here I go. One, two...

399. Cockroach!

400. - What's the matter? - Nothing.

401. What's going on?

402. Dad, why do you put a stick there?

403. It's for decoration.

404. - Really? - Yes.

405. - It looks awesome. - Of course it does.

406. I want it too.

407. Dad, are you all right?

408. Kit, it's a good decoration. Give it a try.

409. - No, I'm good. You can try it. - After you.

410. - After you. - After you.

411. - After you. - Here you go.

412. - Go for it. - After you.

413. - No, after you. - After you.

414. All right. It hurts.

415. - Your nail is too long. - Cut it off.

416. - I'll help you. - It's fine, I'll do it later.

417. - Cut it. - No.

418. Done.

419. Not mine!

420. Not mine!

421. Not mine either!

422. It's mine, I just came in. Why my finger?

423. Any bandages?

424. Who are you?

425. He is my friend.

426. - You're afraid of cockroaches? - Yes!

427. - Do you know what I'm scared of? - What?

428. Fly. There's one here.

429. - Dad! - Chop up the fly.

430. Father!

431. The fly is here!

432. - Over there! - Got you.

433. Let me do that.

434. Dead.

435. Jing, you're bleeding.

436. - Really? No wonder it hurts. - I wipe it off for you.

437. Clean the towel now.

438. No cutting this time.

439. You go ahead and pee.

440. They mix together.

441. See, I told you he is my son.

442. It's a shame if he knows what we were doing.

443. It's my fault since I over think things.

444. Dad, how can I compensate?

445. By treating him better in the future.

446. Chiu, find a job for my brother.

447. I was prepared for the blood test.

448. This blood pack is type O

449. which can be mixed with any type of blood.

450. Jing!

451. Jing!

452. Coming.

453. - Jing, are you all right? - Yes?

454. I'm better with a bandage on.

455. I see.

456. He is our Human Resource Manager, Chiu.

457. He has a job for you.

458. Yes, come take the position tomorrow.

459. - A manager position? - You wish.

460. Good morning!

461. It's already nine something. Where's your brother?

462. He said he wants to dress well.

463. Big brother, Kit.

464. You look more like a manager than I do.

465. No need to say that. I know you find me cool today.

466. Because your eyes have betrayed you.

467. - Good morning. - What are you staring at?

468. Fatty, what are you staring at? Where's my seat?

469. PRIVATE SEAT OF CHI MAN-JING WHOEVER SITS HERE SHALL DIE

470. - Crazy. - Crazy.

471. - Fool. - What a fool.

472. - Dumb. - Is he crazy?

473. Get lost.

474. Aunt, good news and bad news,

475. which do you want to know first?

476. Good news first.

477. A male spider is on your desk.

478. How that good news?

479. The male isn't poisonous.

480. What's the bad news then?

481. The poisonous female spider is at your armpit.

482. Nothing there.

483. Let's go to the midnight show tonight.

484. - See how women here behave. - Where is it? Who plays with spiders?

485. She is voluptuous.

486. Chiu, I need to pee.

487. The toilet is over there.

488. Kit told me on the toilet door, the longer words are for men,

489. and shorter ones are for women.

490. Yes!

491. I'll show you the way.

492. You measure it yourself.

493. It's longer this side.

494. This side then.

495. Do you know who's inside?

496. Banana.

497. What are you doing?

498. Peeing.

499. This is the female toilet. I'll call the police.

500. I'm gay.

501. So what? You still can't come into the female toilet!

502. Get out.

503. I go to both male and female toilets ever since I was born.

504. No one ever says anything.

505. Stop being fussy. Both toilets are all the same.

506. They are not. There are urinals in the male toilets. Is there one here?

507. Are you making fun of me? There are urinals in the male toilets?

508. You gay! Stop acting dumb.

509. Of course there are urinals in the male toilets.

510. What if there isn't any? Fool.

511. Okay, come with me.

512. Come in!

513. What are these?

514. Right, block by block.

515. Why do you come to the male toilet?

516. This fool here went into the female toilet saying he doesn't know what urinal is.

517. So I showed him what urinal is.

518. You tell them.

519. Allow me to pee first.

520. What are you doing?

521. - Why don't you teach us how to pee? - That's right.

522. I think she wants to have a glimpse here.

523. You got me this time.

524. - What's the matter? - Get lost.

525. - Are you all right? - Nothing!

526. Good morning.

527. Are you done?

528. I feel great. Are you all right?

529. - I've been kicked. - Where?

530. Why should I tell you?

531. Is it right here?

532. - How do you know? - Just a guess.

533. Shark is in the toilet.

534. Do you believe I'll make him go again?

535. - I don't believe. - I don't believe.

536. Let's bet. 2 to 1 if he stays for 15 seconds.

537. 1 to 1 if he stays 30 seconds, 1 to 2 if he stays up to 45 seconds.

538. - 1 to 4 if he can stay for a minute. - 1 to 4?

539. If he comes out unharmed, 1 to 100.

540. What's up?

541. I have no tissue for my cold. Get me some from the toilet you went to.

542. I found out the toilet I went to just now was a female toilet.

543. I know. The whole firm has run out of tissue and it's the only place to get it.

544. Where else can I get tissues? Go and get it for me.

545. Really?

546. Your brother told you to listen to me.

547. Go! Quick.

548. No problem.

549. Hey, what're you betting?

550. - I bet. - 30 seconds?

551. - 40 seconds? - 30 seconds!

552. What are you doing?

553. Come and bet.

554. Bet on how long your son can stay in the female toilet.

555. Are you serious? You are making fun of my son.

556. Hey.

557. - Shut up! - Bet or shut up.

558. - Of course! - Do it then.

559. - Why won't I? - Shut up.

560. I bet he will come out safe and sound. Here's ten dollars.

561. What are you doing?

562. Visiting the toilet.

563. Don't you know it's a female toilet?

564. I'll call the police!

565. I'm gay!

566. Do you know that I've killed hundreds of perverts

567. who pretended to be gay in the female toilets where they peeked?

568. Stop playing around. Get up.

569. Seriously? Is he dead?

570. No heartbeat? My goodness! I'm dead.

571. It's not my fault. You killed yourself by hitting the wall.

572. I will burn more sacrifices to you.

573. Please don't come and get me. I'm innocent.

574. Enough. I have to keep calm.

575. No one can know that I've killed someone.

576. What are you doing?

577. Did you see anyone inside?

578. No, I see no one at all.

579. Hey. No one is in there?

580. Didn't you see anyone?

581. No. Here's your toilet paper.

582. Didn't anything happen?

583. It's a smooth journey.

584. But there's no toilet paper inside.

585. What is this then?

586. I took it up from the toilet bowl.

587. Don't worry as I already dried it.

588. - Thank you so much. - Nothing happened.

589. Pay me.

590. - How much? - Look at yourself.

591. - How is it 1,000 dollars? - It's 1,000 thousand at the start.

592. Enough with it. I take the money first.

593. - Not enough, give it to me. - Don't fool me.

594. - Down there. - Don't touch me.

595. Kit is here.

596. Watch out.

597. Him again? This fool.

598. He went into the female toilet and got me into the male toilet today.

599. Stand up. They're coming.

600. Take a seat.

601. Let me introduce you guys.

602. He is my younger brother, Chi Man-jing.

603. Today is his first day working as an office assistant.

604. So he is an office boy.

605. We are all colleagues.

606. I'm Lucy. She is my friend, Banana Fong.

607. Something smells.

608. Kit, I found a shirt that suits you upstairs in the mall.

609. Why don't we go and take a look at it?

610. Sure.

611. We'll be back in no time.

612. Lucy.

613. What are you reading?

614. Kung-fu fiction.

615. What kind of kung-fu is called AIDS?

616. Quiet! What are you talking about?

617. I do not have it.

618. I don't have it. Mind your words.

619. Calm down.

620. I am calm.

621. I don't have AIDS. I really don't.

622. I... I really don't have it.

623. Why are you crying? Are you...

624. Don't tell me anybody, please.

625. I won't.

626. You know that I'm gay.

627. I'm actually China's 1001st.

628. What 1001st?

629. The 1001st AIDS patient.

630. I'll tell you a secret.

631. I became gay because of AIDS.

632. Some say it will spread through saliva.

633. Some say through open air.

634. I got it from a stool.

635. A stool?

636. From a stool that an AIDS patient once sat on it.

637. Are you all right?

638. Nothing. Just a cramped leg.

639. - Sit. - Sit.

640. Have a drink.

641. You're using my glass.

642. I will bite you.

643. Why?

644. You discriminate against me.

645. No, I'm not.

646. Look how sincere I am.

647. Your voice discriminates me.

648. Listen to how gentle my voice is.

649. You splashed water at me.

650. I was careless, I'll wipe it dry for you.

651. Thanks.

652. - Not at all. - You know you are the best,

653. most gentle and compassionate among women I have seen.

654. - When do we leave? - Thanks!

655. What are you looking at?

656. Sorry, Miss, I'll wipe it for you.

657. - What's the matter? - What happened?

658. He's got AIDS.

659. Where did you hear that from?

660. You sound like an uncivilized person.

661. He's the 1001st AIDS patient in China.

662. - Who told you that? - He said so.

663. If I were, I wouldn't tell you. Stupid.

664. He has a book about AIDS in his pocket.

665. Really? Show me.

666. Do you mean it?

667. What is there to hide?

668. Fine, take it.

669. You're being too sensitive.

670. He kissed me too.

671. I'd rather have a banana than you.

672. Don't think that you're really a banana.

673. Clean up yourself in the washroom first.

674. Let's go.

675. I'm not finished yet.

676. I won't listen to you!

677. Whatever.

678. What do you wish to say?

679. I accidentally broke the faucets in the female toilet when I went in.

680. It has turned into a pool right now.

681. Do you need a lifebuoy?

682. Who are you?

683. Your dad.

684. Get lost.

685. My dad is a bull and my mom is a stove.

686. Mind your behavior or I shall beat you up.

687. Darn.

688. I'm your dad and you have plenty of moms.

689. I shall kill you in case you cause any trouble in the future.

690. I am not even safe at home

691. as I was nearly killed by you.

692. Dad and I are excited about performing a Chinese Opera now.

693. Why don't you go and change now

694. and let's put on a show on the bed.

695. Wait a moment.

696. Dear brother, you didn't behave in the restaurant.

697. Lucy's friend was upset by you.

698. She said you had bad manners.

699. Listen to me and fix the relationship.

700. - Is it true? - Yes, it is.

701. - Really? - Really!

702. Tell me what should I do then?

703. Yes.

704. Buy a birthday gift for her tomorrow

705. and let her punish you as she wishes.

706. This is too much. I won't be taken advantage by her.

707. My gosh! You...

708. For your future sister-in-law, you have to do it no matter what.

709. I'm so dizzy now.

710. Wait.

711. I'll play football tomorrow. Can I go after that?

712. - Why he speaks funny? - Why he speaks funny?

713. - He is nothing like us. - He is nothing like us.

714. - His tone doesn't match ours at all. - His tone doesn't match ours at all.

715. - Not sure if he's insane or mad. - Not sure if he's insane or mad.

716. Why are you sneaking up on the food?

717. I didn't.

718. The dress costs me 109,700 dollars.

719. If anyone says it's not pretty,

720. I'll choke him to death.

721. Do you wish to know the truth or lie?

722. The truth.

723. Not bad.

724. - What about the lie? - Very pretty.

725. Not bad. No wonder my best friend likes you.

726. So many roses. They are very pretty.

727. Of course. There are 128 roses.

728. My boyfriend bought them for me.

729. He's funny and cares about me.

730. He remembers your birthday even though he's in New York.

731. He surprised me by coming back last year.

732. It must be Julian.

733. I'll buy one for you later if you'd like.

734. Happy Birthday.

735. It's you.

736. Jing, what's the matter?

737. Did you ask him to come?

738. I asked him to apologize.

739. I have to settle the score with him.

740. - Come. - Yes.

741. What did you do? Why do you look like this?

742. I've just finished my ball game

743. and fell into the water on my way while it was raining.

744. Congratulations!

745. Change your clothes inside.

746. Okay, I'll get changed first.

747. He's only trying to be sincere.

748. Hey, Julian.

749. Thanks!

750. Why are you so late? Are you in Hong Kong?

751. I'm in New York.

752. The white roses are beautiful.

753. White roses?

754. I have something to tell you.

755. Go ahead.

756. We were apart for so long.

757. I have already had another girlfriend.

758. Really?

759. Please be calm, I'd like to break up with you.

760. Good idea.

761. Julian, I really like you, I promise.

762. Are you all right?

763. Of course, I'm happy.

764. What are you doing?

765. Please come back soon.

766. No, I'm getting married next month.

767. What if you come to New York?

768. Are you really coming? Good and bye.

769. Someone said New York would have an earthquake next week. Be careful.

770. And watch out for cars when you cross the road.

771. Let me touch up my make-up.

772. - Hey. - I'm so happy.

773. Is there an earthquake in New York?

774. It's only a man, they are everywhere.

775. I don't care if you don't like me smoking.

776. I'll even smoke two.

777. Since nobody cares about me.

778. What are you doing?

779. I tried my best.

780. I didn't want to disturb you from talking.

781. Are you all right?

782. - Banana, what's the matter? - What's the matter?

783. Kit.

784. - Did you touch her? - Not yet.

785. - She touched you? - Not yet.

786. That's good then. No one is taken advantage of.

787. What are you talking about?

788. Banana, what's going on?

789. Lucy.

790. Julian broke up with me.

791. Did they deliver my flowers?

792. Did you buy her the roses?

793. Yes, today is the 28th of January.

794. So there are 128 roses.

795. I spent all my money

796. so I had to walk all the way here

797. and fell into the water.

798. Thanks.

799. And sorry.

800. Stop crying.

801. - Here. - It's fine.

802. Banana, it's Julian's loss for breaking up with you.

803. Let's go to the disco after dinner.

804. Good idea.

805. But your shirt looks terrible. I'll give you something to change.

806. This looks a lot better.

807. Hey, why is this shirt so sticky?

808. - Really? - Sticky?

809. You must sweat a lot.

810. - What sticky? - Let me help you.

811. It's fine. I don't feel better that way.

812. - What are we ordering? - What do you like to drink?

813. Sparkling water.

814. No, get champagne, I'll pay for it.

815. - No, I'll pay. One champagne. - Sure.

816. I called my dad, he'll pay for it.

817. - Lucy, let's have a dance. - Okay.

818. We'll go for a dance.

819. Let's dance too.

820. It's better to chat here.

821. I feel bored, accompany me please.

822. Okay, if you insist.

823. Enough.

824. You dance well. Let's go back and chat.

825. But I feel like dancing suddenly.

826. No, I like chatting suddenly.

827. Fine, let's go back.

828. To dance well takes time.

829. I've been dancing for a long time,

830. with a lot of practice and endurance

831. to have the achievement today.

832. You noticed it just now.

833. Yes.

834. Smile a bit. You're here for fun today.

835. That bald guy looks handsome.

836. He's handsome? Look at how fierce he is.

837. He's not. Do you believe that he won't fight back

838. even if I hit his head three times?

839. He's not someone to mess with. Stop playing around.

840. Will you smile if I try?

841. Please don't.

842. - Watch carefully. - Hey!

843. Why did you hit me?

844. Bald Wong, I found you at last.

845. I'm not Bald Wong.

846. Are you not?

847. You look like my friend who is handsome.

848. I'm sorry to have mistaken you.

849. Buddy, I'm sorry.

850. I'm terribly sorry.

851. Look carefully next time.

852. Buddy, I'm sorry. I won't do that again.

853. - Bald Wong! - What are you doing?

854. I saw someone who looks exactly like you there

855. and I knocked on his head.

856. He said he isn't you. How embarrassing.

857. How embarrassing!

858. That was me!

859. Don't fool me. You can't be so quick.

860. I'm telling you. I'm not Bald Wong.

861. What's wrong? We don't know you.

862. - He's my boyfriend - Did you hear?

863. I'm sorry, buddy.

864. Look carefully at me.

865. I will.

866. You're not Bald Wong. I can tell now.

867. - Remember it. - I'm sorry, my fault.

868. He must be insane.

869. Bald Wong, how dare you seduced my wife. I'll chop you into pieces.

870. Hey, you got the wrong one. He's not Bald Wong.

871. - He's Bald Wong, he seduces my wife. - You're scaring people.

872. - Don't draw your knife. - I have to.

873. - Don't draw your knife I have to. - No chance to talk.

874. Look carefully if I'm Bald Wong.

875. Did you hear that?

876. His head and Wong's head sound different.

877. I didn't hear that.

878. Did you hear that now?

879. You're right.

880. Don't wear a helmet if you're not Bald Wong.

881. You're the wrong one. Get lost.

882. Who's this?

883. My auntie, she's insane.

884. You can tell that since she wears a beard.

885. Thanks.

886. Fine. I said not to mistake you as Bald Wong.

887. - Thanks. - Okay, no problem.

888. I hit him four times.

889. You're just mean.

890. It was my dad who didn't behave.

891. He is scared of newspapers. What a moron.

892. You're saying that I'm a moron?

893. But you really look like a moron.

894. Do you think I'm afraid because you outnumber me?

895. Right, we have 3 men and 2 girls. So what if we prank you?

896. I see. So that's what you think?

897. How can you say something like that?

898. I don't know them. We're only sharing the table.

899. Right, we don't know them.

900. Hey!

901. Mind the minority.

902. Beat him.

903. - Kit, are you all right? - Jing!

904. - Are you okay? Are you injured? - Are you fine?

905. It hurts.

906. I will chase them away. Don't worry.

907. Let's talk another day.

908. Call me if you can't find him.

909. Okay.

910. Where are you going?

911. Don't run. You too.

912. Let me get one first.

913. - My goodness, what is he doing? - Unbelievable.

914. What are you looking at?

915. Haven't you seen people fight?

916. Dad, why do you kneel on your knees?

917. I got beaten.

918. Who did it, tell me.

919. I don't recognize him.

920. You don't? Take a rest first.

921. I have to leave now.

922. - Beat him. - There are so many people.

923. I'm sorry, buddy.

924. Bastard!

925. - I'm wrong. - What do you want?

926. I was fooling around. I'm innocent.

927. I won't do it again. Please don't beat me.

928. You bastard, stop crying.

929. I'm the bastard. I've thought it over.

930. I've decided to hit you once more.

931. Get them.

932. Get out.

933. Lucy.

934. - Are you all right? - I'm fine.

935. You said that you will bail Kit and us

936. when they come out later.

937. They still don't know I...

938. Okay. Why do you end up like this?

939. I told you the three of them are a bad gang.

940. Uncle Chi and Kit is in a triad.

941. Mind your words.

942. He isn't wrong,

943. but just purposely defaming and slandering others.

944. I think it was this Chinese boy who caused the trouble.

945. Kit is polite and decent. He knows the boundary.

946. Kit.

947. Director, thanks for bailing me out.

948. Fine, have a rest first.

949. Does Kit have tattoos?

950. Be quiet!

951. He shouldn't have tattoos on his back if he's trustworthy.

952. I should keep quiet. Lucy may have mistaken me.

953. They are still young.

954. Uncle Chi is mature and strict in teaching.

955. They won't be that impulsive after he teaches them a lesson.

956. Boss.

957. Who are you?

958. I'm Yen Chi, boss.

959. What did you do to yourself?

960. I don't know why

961. a group of men beat me up.

962. I don't know what's the reason.

963. Can't you see?

964. How can I see with my eyes like this?

965. Like father like son.

966. Director, I'm so sorry.

967. Forget it.

968. You're the most trustworthy youngster in the office.

969. Take good care of yourself in the future.

970. Be good from now on. Stay away from the triad. Understand?

971. I've thought of it. I'll ask my friends in China to come down and beat them.

972. We have guns.

973. What's wrong?

974. Boss, you got it wrong. Something is wrong with him.

975. It is not true. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

976. I wish.

977. Kit.

978. Where have you been the whole night?

979. I saw a cat chased after a dog at the cinema.

980. So you watched them run around the whole night?

981. I couldn't help it since they ran around for the whole night.

982. Where are your socks?

983. That's not bad.

984. Your hair is a mess.

985. Save my time going to the barber.

986. You walk like a cat.

987. So that I won't fight.

988. You talk like a mad man.

989. Exactly like our dad.

990. Jing, that's not the way to behave.

991. You can never be successful.

992. Put it down.

993. Do I have to be like you to be successful?

994. Your brother is of manager level.

995. That's not the case.

996. I'm confident in doing what he can achieve.

997. But he might not able to achieve what I can do.

998. Seriously?

999. You don't believe me? Come, follow me.

1000. Okay.

1001. Okay.

1002. Oh no.

1003. Oh no.

1004. Impossible. Why isn't your underwear torn?

1005. I didn't wear it.

1006. I bought new underwears and put them in my pants.

1007. You cheated.

1008. This one doesn't count. We'll do it again.

1009. We will change our places in the next two days.

1010. Let's see who's the best among us.

1011. The loser has to obey the winner without any complaint.

1012. Deal.

1013. Where's Single-eye?

1014. Fired. I'm Single-eye too.

1015. You're short-sighted.

1016. I always blink my eyes.

1017. Why?

1018. A random man came to look for Single-eye.

1019. You must be here to buy Single-eye's stuff.

1020. How do you know?

1021. Because of your voluptuous look.

1022. You know it well too.

1023. - Good work. - So do you.

1024. I'll tell you the truth since we are in the same page.

1025. I come to buy a dose of aphrodisiac that kicks in quickly,

1026. the ultimate aphrodisiac in the world, Great Voluptuous Pills.

1027. I know.

1028. Be quick then.

1029. We do proper business here. We don't sell that kind of stuff.

1030. Why did you blink then?

1031. My conscience came to me all the sudden.

1032. Kill your conscience.

1033. This is not enough to kill my conscience.

1034. What about this?

1035. That's better.

1036. Here's your Great Voluptuous Pills.

1037. Great.

1038. You have something in your mouth.

1039. Really?

1040. What is this?

1041. I just want to check whether these pills are genuine.

1042. It works quite well.

1043. Hey, control yourself.

1044. I can't. I want to kiss you.

1045. Kiss?

1046. Kiss me? Go to hell.

1047. Let me kiss you.

1048. What an incredible pill.

1049. SUPER ITCHY POWDER

1050. What?

1051. Nothing. You are pretending to be me today.

1052. So I'll give you my costume.

1053. Put them on and head out.

1054. It's about time the effect kicks in.

1055. Where's your watch?

1056. I don't have one. What do you want?

1057. Why watch a movie if you don't have a watch?

1058. - Crazy guy. - Times up!

1059. - Are you feeling itchy? - Yes.

1060. Scratch it.

1061. No, not in public.

1062. Go to a corner then.

1063. Good idea. Excuse me.

1064. I already said no.

1065. I agreed to have dinner, but not watch a movie.

1066. It is just a movie.

1067. Can't I have a last wish?

1068. I'll buy the tickets then.

1069. Kit, look over there.

1070. Kit, I found a mirror.

1071. Kit, I will sell the mirror.

1072. Insane!

1073. Smart!

1074. A mad man there. What kind of cinema is this?

1075. Let's go in.

1076. I'm not itchy anymore all the sudden. Let's go.

1077. - Not so fast. I met two ladies here. - He seems silly.

1078. Two more tickets and why don't we go together.

1079. Please don't.

1080. Why not? I've got one already.

1081. You'll lose if you don't come.

1082. - Hey! - You better think about it.

1083. Please don't.

1084. Let's go.

1085. It's her again.

1086. - Have some soft drink. - Thanks.

1087. Hey!

1088. Behind of us.

1089. People nowadays are so open. Look at how they behave.

1090. Keep quiet and concentrate.

1091. - Forget about it. - Forget about it.

1092. Take a look, two men.

1093. Mind your own business.

1094. Darn it.

1095. I can't hold it anymore.

1096. - You? - Yes, It's me.

1097. Yes, I followed you.

1098. I know you come to watch a movie with him.

1099. - Allow me to explain. - No need.

1100. Love makes me lose myself.

1101. - Jealous makes me angry. - But...

1102. I don't know what I'm doing now.

1103. All I know is I love you.

1104. Hey!

1105. Get him now.

1106. Shut up.

1107. You take my girlfriend out for a movie.

1108. What will you do to my mother then?

1109. So you seduce your sister-in-law?

1110. - So you are such a person. - No, don't be mistaken.

1111. How dare you.

1112. Everybody, justice exists in our hearts.

1113. I don't wish to look into it. You may do whatever you wish.

1114. Let's go.

1115. - Wait for me. - Where do you think you're going?

1116. - Say something. - You aren't going anywhere.

1117. Help me to explain.

1118. Everyone, please listen to me.

1119. It was me who introduced her to him.

1120. You're to be blamed.

1121. But I didn't know he would really do it.

1122. You bastard, get him. Beat him!

1123. How dare you beat me up like that. Is this how you do things?

1124. Luckily it was me. I have already gone easy on you.

1125. If they were the one who beat you, you wouldn't be sitting here.

1126. It would be way more severe.

1127. It's your fault then, since you failed to prank Chi Man-kit.

1128. The 8th article of Chapter 3 of Rule of Prank.

1129. The one who escapes would be hurt even more seriously.

1130. But this Chi Man-kit.

1131. He's such a passionate and an innocent person.

1132. It's more difficult to hurt him.

1133. Are you stupid? Why do you care who he is?

1134. I've paid you to prank him.

1135. Of course. I will pretend to be him tomorrow.

1136. I will definitely ruin him tomorrow. Don't worry.

1137. Kit, I can pretend to be you and go to work today.

1138. I feel very happy.

1139. Great. You can finally behave well now.

1140. Kit, I want...

1141. What do you want again?

1142. - Wait, ready? - Ready!

1143. I fell on you.

1144. - Insane. - Insane.

1145. - Don't watch then. Stupid. - Don't watch then. Stupid.

1146. Today,

1147. the contract with Mr. Kut Chun is very important.

1148. I asked Mr. Ching to let you join and listen.

1149. Got it.

1150. Mr. Ching, my brother's here.

1151. It's good for a youngster to learn than fight.

1152. Kit, I asked you for a favor this time. Ask him to mind his words.

1153. The contract is crucial for our business next year.

1154. - Thanks. - Thanks.

1155. Allow me.

1156. Kit, have a drink.

1157. Sure.

1158. Mr. Ching, Mr. Kut Chun and his team are here.

1159. Ask them to come in.

1160. I don't feel well.

1161. - Me too. - What a coincidence.

1162. Me too.

1163. Not good, those Japanese will soon be here.

1164. You delay the Japanese from coming in.

1165. - I have to go to the toilet. - Me too.

1166. Be smart.

1167. Excuse me.

1168. Where is Mr. Ching?

1169. He told you to go down

1170. to get Kut Chun's files from the last three years.

1171. Okay, thanks.

1172. Help yourselves.

1173. Don't smile and be serious. Sit down.

1174. Where are you going?

1175. Mr. Ching told me to get all Kut Chun's files.

1176. - He just went to the toilet. - What?

1177. He told me to take care of Mr. Kut Chun.

1178. Who's there now?

1179. I'm here to discuss the contract with you now.

1180. You have the right to speak

1181. but I won't listen to a single word you say.

1182. Do you know how much the contract costs?

1183. Of course. It's 118 billion HKD.

1184. - Are you paying me? - Yes.

1185. - Give it to me. - Now?

1186. - Don't have it? What's to discuss then? - Yes, we do.

1187. Sorry, you are...

1188. It's too much for a woman to interrupt while men are talking.

1189. I died miserably.

1190. I punish you to freeze there for 8 hours.

1191. One punch for one movement.

1192. Where were we just now?

1193. Take a look at how powerful

1194. the Hong Kong executives are.

1195. Beside us the Japanese men,

1196. I didn't know Hong Kong men are that manly as well.

1197. Good job.

1198. That's nothing.

1199. Back to the topic.

1200. We want to cut the contract to 111 billion HKD.

1201. And we expect from you that

1202. besides building the big business center,

1203. you have to build us a staff welfare center

1204. with no condition.

1205. Welfare center? A brothel you mean?

1206. Do you think that we Chinese

1207. will insult women for money?

1208. What I meant is...

1209. You want us to find women for you too?

1210. Go to hell.

1211. To punish your perverted behavior, we'll increase an extra two billion HKD.

1212. I'm not a pervert.

1213. If not, why do you have so many porn?

1214. I didn't make them.

1215. - But you watch them. - Yes, but...

1216. Another two billion.

1217. Why intruded China then?

1218. It wasn't me, but my grandfather.

1219. Another two billion because of your grandfather.

1220. Were you involved in Nanjing's Massacre?

1221. I wasn't born yet.

1222. Another two billion for being born so late.

1223. - Mr. Kut Chun! - Mr. Kut Chun!

1224. Why did the Japanese invade our place?

1225. - I'm not Japanese. - What are you then?

1226. My mom married a foreigner.

1227. So you're mixed?

1228. Being a mixed yet you wish to talk business?

1229. Another seven billion.

1230. Congratulations.

1231. - How's it? - The discussion of the contract is done.

1232. The Kut Chun Group has agreed to give 150 billion

1233. to build a commercial center

1234. with two stories. It doesn't matter if there is a toilet or lift,

1235. as long as it doesn't collapse in six months.

1236. The contract is here.

1237. Mr. Kut Chun.

1238. Mr. Ching, help!

1239. What did you do?

1240. I did for the benefit of the firm.

1241. I did what you taught me.

1242. - I didn't ask you to beat people. - I didn't.

1243. - Hey, did he beat you? - Yes!

1244. - Did I? - He beat you?

1245. Say it again, did I hit you?

1246. - Did I beat you? - Let him go.

1247. - Let's go. - Why did you beat him?

1248. - Did you hear, he said no. - Mr. Kut Chun.

1249. Mr. Kut Chun.

1250. Arrest that mad man.

1251. Who is mad? I'll arrest him.

1252. Mr. Ching, I'm sorry for what happened just now.

1253. Enough.

1254. The two of you are fired.

1255. Mind your words.

1256. You heard that. Even I can't help you.

1257. What's the matter? What happened? Why is this happening?

1258. They annoyed our clients. Your dad called the police.

1259. We don't have to discuss it here.

1260. Mr. Ching, I know that I didn't teach my brother well.

1261. We will resign even if we aren't fired.

1262. I'm sorry. Let's go.

1263. Ask the guards to watch them pack up.

1264. Mr. Ching.

1265. Chi, you don't have to say anything. You're a senior here.

1266. You have helped me for decades. I won't blame this on you.

1267. But, there's nothing more to say.

1268. I have nothing to say since it is the fault of my sons.

1269. But I have one last thing to say.

1270. - What is it? - I resign.

1271. Dad, your retirement is two months away.

1272. You'll lose more than 200 thousand.

1273. I didn't expect this to happen.

1274. Never mind, we aren't short of money.

1275. There's no reason for me to stay if two of you are gone.

1276. We can still survive if we spend less.

1277. The most important thing is to be happy as a family.

1278. Mr. Ching.

1279. Mr. Ching.

1280. I'm done and ready to go.

1281. - Who's that? - Your dad.

1282. Kit, Dad.

1283. - Are you still awake? - I already slept.

1284. But I'm sorry for what had happened today.

1285. I feel so bad that I can't sleep.

1286. - Have a rest then. - It's already late.

1287. Good night.

1288. Is my identity revealed?

1289. What would you do if you were them?

1290. I'll kill Jing Koo.

1291. That sounds dangerous.

1292. I shall be well prepared.

1293. Freeze, buddy.

1294. How did you know that it's my birthday?

1295. I asked your mom about your birth certificate.

1296. But she doesn't have it and only knows it's your birthday today.

1297. Why are you biting your lips?

1298. No, I just think that you treat me well

1299. just like my real dad and brother.

1300. Don't be silly. We are your real dad and brother.

1301. That's right.

1302. Here, make a wish

1303. and have a little wine.

1304. These two father and son are rare to find in the world.

1305. Sorry that I have let you two down.

1306. Wishing that you'll be all right,

1307. safe, and healthy in the future.

1308. And never meet another villain like me.

1309. - Morning. - Morning.

1310. Anna, I have to call inside. No phone calls for me.

1311. Got it, Mr. Kam.

1312. - Morning. - Morning.

1313. Banana, line one.

1314. Thanks. Can I use your phone?

1315. We chased Chi Man-kit away all because of you.

1316. You deserve the name of Prank Expert.

1317. Enough with the word. Give me the money quickly.

1318. - Sorry Banana, it should be line two. - Oh, that's fine. Thanks.

1319. I'll send you a cheque right away.

1320. 6B, Fat Tat Building, right?

1321. But I want to prank him one more time.

1322. So he won't have a chance to come back.

1323. No, I don't want to prank them anymore.

1324. You can look for someone else.

1325. Don't regret it.

1326. I never regret. That's all.

1327. The voice sounds like Chi Man-jing.

1328. Is the Prank Expert in?

1329. Who's that?

1330. Who are you?

1331. You?

1332. It's me.

1333. It really is you!

1334. Why did you help Macky to fool the Chi family?

1335. Tell me!

1336. Go to hell!

1337. Thanks.

1338. Have a drink first.

1339. - Here. - No.

1340. You're not good with weapons. Try using your bare hands.

1341. Good. Then tell me why did you do that?

1342. There's no reason. People pay me to do it.

1343. That is how it works.

1344. It's a pity that they treat you so well.

1345. They looked everywhere for you and they see you as their family.

1346. You're a beast.

1347. You can treat me like an animal.

1348. But I'll never touch them again.

1349. That's all I can do.

1350. Think about how good they have been to you.

1351. They lost their job because of you.

1352. What do you intend to do?

1353. Explain to them now and deal with Macky.

1354. - Impossible. - Why?

1355. Article 9 of Chapter 8 of Rule of Prank.

1356. One has to be tough and has no regrets.

1357. Which fool set those rules?

1358. Me!

1359. You can change it since you wrote it.

1360. I wish. But I'd sworn that

1361. if ever I break any of the rules,

1362. I would be severely punished.

1363. What punishment?

1364. I can never get a girlfriend in my life anymore.

1365. I can be your girlfriend if you can't get any.

1366. What? You?

1367. Yes, me.

1368. What if you regret it?

1369. I swear if you can't get a girlfriend

1370. and I don't go out with you, I will never get a boyfriend.

1371. Good. Very straightforward.

1372. - Deal. - Deal.

1373. But with one condition.

1374. What condition?

1375. Can you go for plastic surgery?

1376. Who's that?

1377. Hey, stay calm.

1378. I am.

1379. Don't get too excited.

1380. I'm not.

1381. Do you have a heart attack?

1382. I don't.

1383. Take two steps backwards then.

1384. Sure.

1385. Further away.

1386. What are you doing?

1387. Quick!

1388. I'm coming. Don't rush me.

1389. Dad, please kill me.

1390. I have failed you.

1391. My son, are you not that kind?

1392. What kind?

1393. That kind?

1394. No, not that kind.

1395. Don't tell me you're of that kind!

1396. No, not that kind.

1397. Fine, what kind then?

1398. We're father and son. Just tell me.

1399. It's huge. I'm not your son.

1400. What?

1401. I lied to you. I didn't tell you the truth.

1402. It doesn't matter.

1403. - Do you understand? - I understand.

1404. I know you need the love of a father.

1405. But dad won't blame you.

1406. Dad loves both girl and boy. My good daughter.

1407. I'm not a girl, I don't mean that.

1408. What do you mean then?

1409. Look over there.

1410. Nothing's there.

1411. How can you be so handsome so fast?

1412. My actual identity is the one who improves social trend,

1413. promotes youth manner and an incentive to the pictures,

1414. the Handsome Prank Expert, Jing Koo.

1415. My English name is Jing Koo.

1416. You mean...

1417. I'm not your son at all.

1418. My dad's Mean Koo and mom's Ball Ng.

1419. Macky hired me to prank you and your son

1420. to separate Lucy from you two.

1421. Father.

1422. Father!

1423. Enough with it. I was only putting on a show.

1424. Take a look over there.

1425. You're too fast this time. Take a longer look.

1426. Okay.

1427. - Are you done? - Okay, action!

1428. You understand now?

1429. Of course, I have always been fooled.

1430. No problem. It won't kill.

1431. You bastard, you pranked me?

1432. You pranked me?

1433. Father!

1434. Why did you hit my boyfriend?

1435. You hit my boyfriend?

1436. - Are you all right? - I'm fine.

1437. Jing Koo is filled with regret now.

1438. He didn't expect you two to treat him so well.

1439. He decided not to help Macky anymore.

1440. Really?

1441. I really hope Kit will forgive me.

1442. I'll help you to deal with Macky.

1443. But Kit's neck has the Magic Oil on.

1444. He is very stubborn.

1445. He believes you're his younger brother.

1446. He'll lose control if you tell him the truth.

1447. Is Magic Oil for the neck?

1448. Of course. Where else?

1449. Think of a way out now.

1450. Dad, the thunder is coming.

1451. What a world!

1452. I can't find my brother anywhere.

1453. Jing came back just now.

1454. Did he?

1455. He told Dad a secret.

1456. What secret?

1457. This is the whole story.

1458. I can't believe I was treated like a fool.

1459. No, there is always a reason.

1460. Forgive him.

1461. I won't forgive him.

1462. I will never forgive him.

1463. Kit, if he sincerely apologizes,

1464. would you give him a chance?

1465. Fine, if he comes when I count to three,

1466. I'll forgive him.

1467. One, two...

1468. You forgave me. How nice.

1469. - Thanks. - Yes.

1470. Dad, you have been helping him.

1471. No, Dad thought that...

1472. - Don't call me. - Kit.

1473. Kit, he's sincere this time.

1474. How can I tell if he's sincere?

1475. If I'm here to prank you again, I'll get struck by thunder.

1476. Did you see that?

1477. Kit, he's really sincere this time.

1478. He's struck by thunder and you still help him?

1479. No, it's by mistake.

1480. Be careful at who you're striking.

1481. If I'm going to prank you this time,

1482. I'll be struck to death by continuous thunder.

1483. Jing.

1484. Please make more of this oath,

1485. so you will be struck to death.

1486. Jing, are you all right?

1487. How come?

1488. The heavens must have mistaken me.

1489. I shouldn't have been struck.

1490. How come I'm struck by thunder at the doorway?

1491. I'm not free.

1492. Hey!

1493. See!

1494. Enough.

1495. I can forget the past.

1496. From this moment on, I don't want to see you anymore.

1497. Please leave.

1498. Kit, please don't be like this.

1499. Fine, since you are all at his side, he can stay but I will leave.

1500. I finally found someone trustworthy.

1501. Kit.

1502. Lucy, don't lean on people's car.

1503. It is boring upstairs. Let's take a walk.

1504. Miss, do you want an umbrella?

1505. Why is he calling you miss?

1506. Kit, I've hidden something from you.

1507. You lied to me too?

1508. Fine, tell me.

1509. I'm Pluto Ching's daughter, Selina.

1510. You're the boss' daughter?

1511. And you have been pretending to be a clerk and lied to me.

1512. You're Macky's fiancée?

1513. Great.

1514. I've been fooled since I got promoted

1515. and it never stops until today.

1516. What do you want me to do?

1517. How can I make you happy?

1518. Should I behave like a dog

1519. and obey your every order?

1520. Don't be like that. I didn't mean that.

1521. And I will have to reach out my hand if you say hand?

1522. Or you'll beat me if I disobey?

1523. My hands are here, come.

1524. Stop it.

1525. Kit.

1526. Lucy?

1527. I'm sorry for being troublesome.

1528. Sorry, I'm leaving.

1529. - Goodbye. - Kit!

1530. Go after him.

1531. He didn't give me a chance. What should I do?

1532. I'm leaving.

1533. Are you really leaving?

1534. Hey, Lucy!

1535. You're useless. What kind of expert are you?

1536. I am Handsome Prank Expert.

1537. You have to solve this.

1538. Let's go back and think.

1539. - That's your office. - Bingo!

1540. Your sign says Ultimate Prank Expert?

1541. Prank Expert.

1542. No, Ultimate Prank Expert.

1543. Where did you see that?

1544. Everywhere.

1545. "The Ultimate Prank Expert"?

1546. It must be my fans who sent it to me

1547. to glorify my capability.

1548. "The Ultimate Prank Expert."

1549. It really suits me well.

1550. Did you send it? Thanks!

1551. Do you want my autographed picture?

1552. Color or black and white?

1553. No, I'm the one who suits this title better than you.

1554. We start business today.

1555. We are in the same business. Please take care of me in the future.

1556. No problem.

1557. It's a mini high voltage device that makes people sing.

1558. The latest invention from the US.

1559. Impressive.

1560. Mine is Quick Hands that takes people's pants off.

1561. A product from my dad 25 years ago.

1562. There's a fruit basket here.

1563. - Stop. - What?

1564. "The Ultimate Prank Expert"?

1565. Be careful!

1566. Just as I thought.

1567. I'm not that easy to be pranked.

1568. Where did you get that grape?

1569. From the fruit basket just now.

1570. There's a bomb, be careful.

1571. Nothing happened.

1572. Only if this seed is a bomb.

1573. Luckily he didn't use chemical weapons.

1574. But he is despicable. We have to be extra careful.

1575. Do I have to go to the hospital?

1576. We're so close.

1577. I have to take care of you to the hospital.

1578. Take bus No. 7 at the bus stop downstairs and travel eight stops

1579. to the OPD of Kwong Wah Hospital.

1580. You're so good to me, I'm touched.

1581. How's your business?

1582. Macky. Why are you here?

1583. I've told you I won't help you anymore.

1584. I know. That's why I'd found the Ultimate Prank Expert.

1585. Didn't I tell you?

1586. Let's go.

1587. Lucy will get engaged tonight.

1588. So fast?

1589. Macky wants to avoid unnecessary trouble.

1590. It's bad that Kit pisses Lucy off.

1591. They are only having a fight. That's all.

1592. What shall we do?

1593. Find Kit as soon as possible

1594. and ask him to apologize to Lucy. Then everything will be fine.

1595. I'll definitely find him today.

1596. Can you deal with Ultimate Prank Expert?

1597. Of course.

1598. My name of Prank Expert isn't in vain.

1599. I have one more secret weapon.

1600. What weapon?

1601. It's a secret.

1602. Since it's a secret, you shouldn't ask.

1603. How old are you?

1604. Kit is over there.

1605. How do you know?

1606. I recognize by his hair.

1607. Really?

1608. CHI MAN-KIT

1609. Kit...

1610. Kit.

1611. Stop it. Lucy's getting engaged to Macky tonight.

1612. It's just an engagement. They aren't married yet.

1613. But they can go to bed first.

1614. Why go to bed?

1615. It's a physical thing.

1616. The man and woman get excited

1617. and after foreplay, the man will put his...

1618. His what?

1619. - His what? - What exactly is it?

1620. Loosen his belt.

1621. And the bride, would take her...

1622. - Her what? - What is it?

1623. Take her red handkerchief off. Then they will...

1624. - And what's next? - And what's next?

1625. Start going to bed.

1626. - That's it? - That's it?

1627. What did he say?

1628. It's urgent. Go to Lucy and apologize to her now.

1629. That's right.

1630. I don't believe you. You hired a masked man to beat people.

1631. The masked man was me.

1632. I was hit a couple of times by you.

1633. We wanted to cheer you up

1634. but it was the other way around.

1635. - Really? - Yes.

1636. - Is it true? - Let's go.

1637. But, never mind the girls.

1638. No way. It's fine to not mind others things but not girls.

1639. Marry her and then you can torture her

1640. and then make her yours.

1641. Don't give her up to somebody else.

1642. Calm down.

1643. - That's my girlfriend. - Not mine?

1644. - No. - Let's move.

1645. Boss, everything has been fine in the garden.

1646. Be cautious.

1647. Kill three of them no matter what.

1648. Boss, a group of lion dances are coming in.

1649. Are there 2 lions and 1 puppet

1650. whose faces can't be seen?

1651. Yes, right.

1652. It must be them.

1653. It must be them.

1654. Don't beat me. It's me. It's me.

1655. My gosh.

1656. Are you all right, Mr. Ching?

1657. I'm okay. Why did you hit us?

1658. - What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry.

1659. They two over there are my childhood friends.

1660. We are celebrating with a lion dance, but who knew this would happen.

1661. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

1662. I'm so sorry.

1663. I'll help you in.

1664. Lucy, give it another thought.

1665. You can't play with love.

1666. What can I do?

1667. Kit will come if he loves me.

1668. All the days that we've been dating,

1669. he has never said that he loves me before.

1670. We can't play with love,

1671. but we can't be foolish too.

1672. Of course Kit loves you.

1673. Why didn't he say it then? It's not that hard.

1674. I'll check whether has he arrived.

1675. Come on out.

1676. Come on out.

1677. - Help yourself. - I will.

1678. - Help yourself. - Congratulations.

1679. - It's Lucy. - It is.

1680. Let's go over there.

1681. Chi Man-kit.

1682. I will take care of him.

1683. Be careful, there are a lot of guests. Don't alarm them.

1684. - Can you still take it? - I can manage.

1685. Kit.

1686. Lucy, what are you doing? Just ignore him.

1687. Come over here.

1688. Have you finished?

1689. - Kit, left thigh. - Roger!

1690. Let's go.

1691. Kit, bring this engagement ring to Lucy.

1692. I will handle this bunch of people.

1693. Kit, stop him from getting the ring.

1694. You can't do anything.

1695. I told you to stay out.

1696. Beat him!

1697. Boss, this powder can't be washed away.

1698. How can a thing like this stop me?

1699. Stay calm. Get him back and I'll fix him slowly.

1700. SUPER GLUE

1701. Darn, why am I stuck? Is anyone there?

1702. Is there anyone?

1703. What's the matter, boss?

1704. I can't take my hand off my head.

1705. Are you pulling my leg?

1706. Of course I'm not, dummy!

1707. I'll head out and ask around.

1708. Get me covered with a towel

1709. and fix my hair first.

1710. Okay.

1711. Quick!

1712. Why did you take me to the living room?

1713. Because I said I will take my revenge.

1714. Who are you?

1715. The Handsome Prank Expert.

1716. Boss!

1717. - Get me out of here quick. - Get inside.

1718. Who's that? And what is he doing?

1719. It's so discourteous to the guests.

1720. He is a newly hired guard. He might be insane.

1721. Mr. Ching, I heard a rumor just now.

1722. What?

1723. But it's ridiculous. It's said that Mr. Kam and that guy are gay.

1724. Kit?

1725. What did you say?

1726. Kit!

1727. - Lucy, where are you going? - I'm going to look for Kit.

1728. Don't. He's here to make a scene.

1729. No, I have to look for him.

1730. No need. Take a rest first.

1731. Go and take a rest.

1732. I'll be back soon.

1733. Wait.

1734. Be careful of the shirt of Ultimate Prank Expert.

1735. It's the Red Hot Tricky Shirt.

1736. - Get the stuff. - Here.

1737. I mean my secret weapon.

1738. You said it is a secret. How would I know?

1739. - The metal box in the truck. - Okay.

1740. Wait. Call the police too.

1741. Jing Koo, you two have nowhere to run today.

1742. What should we do now?

1743. I'll handle Ultimate Prank Expert and the rest for you.

1744. - Just that? - And this shirt too.

1745. Thanks!

1746. Bastard, come at me.

1747. Oh, there are so many of them.

1748. Bastard over there.

1749. Thanks for the cooperation. Over there, please.

1750. Bastard is over that side!

1751. I'm not a bastard.

1752. You don't think you're a bastard?

1753. Look at your reflection.

1754. I do look quite like a bastard.

1755. You have to admit it. Over that side.

1756. My mirror.

1757. Real bastard.

1758. I will let you go if you retreat

1759. before January 15 next year.

1760. Don't waste time and come at me.

1761. Fine. I will make a move on the count of three.

1762. One.

1763. I am still fine.

1764. Still standing.

1765. - I'm still fine. - Still fine?

1766. "Great Voluptuous Pills"? Pick him up.

1767. - Don't do it. - Open his mouth wide.

1768. Why not try an expired aphrodisiac?

1769. Thanks.

1770. What are you looking at? Get him.

1771. Don't move. It's between us.

1772. Try my Bloody Hat.

1773. You know how powerful it is now.

1774. Bloody Hat.

1775. Just a touch would spread all the cream on all your face.

1776. It's one of the very tricky weapons of Ultimate Prank Expert has.

1777. Are you scared now?

1778. How am I scared of cream?

1779. It's from last night.

1780. What?

1781. I don't have to be scared even if it's from last night.

1782. No one told you to be scared. You are just being a fool.

1783. - Look at him. - You!

1784. I have to show the world that

1785. I am the number one Prank Expert.

1786. Go to hell.

1787. Jing, catch it.

1788. Super Tricky Prank Box!

1789. REMOTE ELECTRIC BANANA

1790. Banana.

1791. Are they real bananas?

1792. Remote Electric Banana.

1793. It's super electric power can make you mad.

1794. A very powerful prank weapon.

1795. Damn!

1796. Another one.

1797. Honest Bean Paste Bun!

1798. Honest Bean Paste Bun.

1799. A mouthful of it will make one tells the truth in 30 seconds.

1800. A new invention in the '90s.

1801. I'm Jing Koo. I help to support the family when I was six.

1802. I sold my blood to help treat my mother's sickness.

1803. I had flying colors in the exam when I was ten.

1804. I became a talented youth when I was 15.

1805. I feel that I'm really handsome and virtuous.

1806. Michael Jackson is the smartest man on the Earth.

1807. Our current leader is the greatest leader in the world.

1808. LYING BEAN PASTE BUN

1809. Did I take the Lying Bean Paste Bun instead?

1810. Damn you!

1811. Shameful Candy!

1812. Shameful Candy.

1813. It makes one feel ashamed for the bad deeds, one has done.

1814. It's a supreme prank among the prank weapons.

1815. I'm wrong.

1816. I'm so ashamed.

1817. I was a peeping tom at nine-years-old.

1818. I went to a brothel at 12.

1819. I got a venereal disease when I was 13.

1820. I sent my mom to the Philippines to work as a servant at age 15.

1821. All right.

1822. I have never done any good deeds so far and I am gay.

1823. Oh, I'm so ashamed.

1824. You shouldn't be alive.

1825. - Right. - Why don't you just go to hell?

1826. - I deserve to die. - I'll help you.

1827. - Quick. - Thanks!

1828. Kill yourself.

1829. Muscle Stiffen Injection.

1830. Wish to escape?

1831. Super Duper Glue!

1832. You're looking for trouble. Are you dead now?

1833. I'm so mad! He still acts tough.

1834. He has a death wish!

1835. Ultra Golden Punch.

1836. Why is there something so extra?

1837. Red Powder Bazooka.

1838. You are still the number one in the realm of Prank Experts.

1839. Congratulations!

1840. Who called us saying that they spotted the red cloth robbers of the bank?

1841. Just in time. These bunch of people are raving havoc.

1842. Arrest them.

1843. Why are there so many red cloth robbers?

1844. - Go and arrest all of them. - Yes.

1845. Let's move.

1846. Help me.

1847. Don't come after me.

1848. Lucy, help me.

1849. Kit.

1850. Don't let him get closer.

1851. I'm innocent. Don't beat me up.

1852. Don't. Don't beat me.

1853. Kit.

1854. Lucy, I did all these just to see you tonight.

1855. It's fine. We just have to go down and talk to my dad.

1856. - Let's go. - We'll go this way.

1857. Okay.

1858. Here we are.

1859. Are you guys done?

1860. Dad, I want to get married to Kit.

1861. That's right. Mr. Ching, please allow us.

1862. You can become huge, how can I say no?

1863. What a voluptuous pair.

1864. How can you say that to Kit?

1865. What then?

1866. What a seductive pair.

1867. Yes. You're right.

1868. What should we do then?

1869. What do you want to do?

1870. To get married.

1871. I have to ask my mom's permission.

1872. She's just over there.

1873. Mom.

1874. This is...

1875. Maggie, it's you?

1876. Chi.

1877. It has been a while.

1878. In a windy and rainy night 20 years ago, we...

1879. Don't mention it anymore. We're old now.

1880. What happened to you after that night?

1881. I had your baby.

1882. Really? Where is he now?

1883. Jing is your son.

1884. - What? - What?

1885. It's you?

1886. - Then I'm really your... - Father?