1. So, what are the most important
aspects of being a male model?Copy !req
2. I would say: look good.Copy !req
3. Yes? And?Copy !req
4. - That's it.
- And walk!Copy !req
5. Look good and walk?
But not at the same time, right?Copy !req
6. - Most of the times at the same time.
- Really? Can you do that?Copy !req
7. - Sure.
- Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead.Copy !req
8. Yeah!Copy !req
9. Thank you. Next!Copy !req
10. Okay...
Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
11. What do we have here?Copy !req
12. - Hey, there.
- What's up, man?Copy !req
13. So, I want to know, did your parents
support you in being a male model?Copy !req
14. All the way, right from the
start.Copy !req
15. - Even your father?
- Even my father, yeah. Why?Copy !req
16. He wanted you to enter this industry
where you earn only 1/3 of the women,Copy !req
17. where you constantly have
to maneuver homosexual menCopy !req
18. who want to sleep with you?Copy !req
19. I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing here
with my very best friend...Copy !req
20. - What was your name?
- Carl.Copy !req
21. My best friend Carl!Copy !req
22. - How are you today, Carl?
- Yeah, good, good.Copy !req
23. So, is this runway casting for a
grumpy brand or a smiley brand?Copy !req
24. I don't know, man.
I don't know.Copy !req
25. Well, smiley brands
are the cheap ones,Copy !req
26. and the more expensive the brand gets,Copy !req
27. you start to look down
on your consumer.Copy !req
28. Like, if you want to be a part
of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd,Copy !req
29. you have to show us
some serious cash.Copy !req
30. - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah?
- Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!Copy !req
31. And if you get the job, you will
get to wear exclusive clothing,Copy !req
32. and look down on your consumer.Copy !req
33. Okay, Carl. Show us
some of that grumpy look.Copy !req
34. - No, no...
- Yeah, let's go!Copy !req
35. Come on, Carl! You can do it.Copy !req
36. Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me!Copy !req
37. "I'm an Aryan Übermensch,
too obsessed with the image of myselfCopy !req
38. "to be involved with anything that
doesn't fit my stylized image of the world."Copy !req
39. Wait...Copy !req
40. "Suddenly, I'm dressed
in something way less expensive.Copy !req
41. "It's H&M!"Copy !req
42. Everybody, come together!Copy !req
43. "You can too be a part of this
happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors,Copy !req
44. "for not that much money!
#friendship, #everyonesequal,Copy !req
45. "#happylife, #stopclimatechange."Copy !req
46. Oh, no!
Oh! I am so sorry, darling.Copy !req
47. I didn't see that it was
Balenciaga you're wearing.Copy !req
48. "We are strong and tough and unapproachable!"Copy !req
49. Show me that Balenciaga look!Copy !req
50. Oh, I'm sorry,
I think it's back to H&M again!Copy !req
51. "Yeah! We're just kidding.
We're so cheap, we're so happy!"Copy !req
52. Everybody, come closer together!Copy !req
53. Balenciaga is back!
Ooh, fiercer than ever!Copy !req
54. "We are stone cold.Copy !req
55. "Yes!
Oh, my God, get away from us!"Copy !req
56. H&M is here again!Copy !req
57. Balenciaga!Copy !req
58. And H&M!Copy !req
59. Balenciaga!Copy !req
60. And H&M!Copy !req
61. Oh, everybody,
give it up for these guys!Copy !req
62. Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl!Copy !req
63. Here...Copy !req
64. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
65. How are you guys doing?Copy !req
66. - Oh, it's you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. You can hardly tell
it's the same guy.Copy !req
68. How old is
this perfume campaign?Copy !req
69. When was it?
Three years ago.Copy !req
70. - And then maybe a year after that.
- Okay...Copy !req
71. So you do castings again, then?Copy !req
72. Yeah.Copy !req
73. Could you do
a little walk for us?Copy !req
74. Just quick.
No smiling. No stopping.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. One more time.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. Okay...Copy !req
79. Today, fashion is not just about surface.
It's about the inside.Copy !req
80. Think about a tune that you like
when you walk.Copy !req
81. Look at me.Copy !req
82. - Can you do that?
- Yeah, so like a rhythm?Copy !req
83. Yeah. Go!Copy !req
84. Can you relax your Triangle of
Sadness?Copy !req
85. - It's like between your eyebrows here.
- Okay.Copy !req
86. A little bit more...Copy !req
87. Okay. And open your mouth
so you look a little bit more available.Copy !req
88. Okay, not that much. A little bit less.Copy !req
89. Okay. Thank you very much.Copy !req
90. - Thank you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
91. Next, please!Copy !req
92. - Hi!
- Hi.Copy !req
93. - Where can I sit?
- Sorry?Copy !req
94. - I don't have a seat now.
- Can you just...? There's a seat.Copy !req
95. Just right up there.
Yeah. Just there.Copy !req
96. Yaya! Yaya!Copy !req
97. Yaya, look here.
Look here, Yaya!Copy !req
98. Yaya!Copy !req
99. Yaya!Copy !req
100. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
101. Thank you, honey.Copy !req
102. That's so sweet of you.Copy !req
103. Do you like the place?Copy !req
104. - A little stuffy?
- A little stuffy.Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. I don't know, you looked like
you were thinking there.Copy !req
107. No, I'm not. I'm not.Copy !req
108. Cool.Copy !req
109. I can tell there's something's wrong.
Just talk to me, what is it?Copy !req
110. No, it's just...Copy !req
111. When you say...Copy !req
112. When you say,
"Thank you, honey" like that...Copy !req
113. You don't really give me an
option but to pay.Copy !req
114. It was just an observation.
Just something I've noticed.Copy !req
115. - We can split the bill if you like.
- No, no...Copy !req
116. - I can whip out a calculator...
- No, no, okay.Copy !req
117. - How many glasses of wine did you have?
- Oh, sure...Copy !req
118. - You had, like, three more.
- That's not what I mean.Copy !req
119. Yeah, I think it all evens out,
you know.Copy !req
120. Don't you remember last night?
You said you were gonna...Copy !req
121. You said you were gonna pay
for food today.Copy !req
122. At the end of the meal, you said,
"Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it."Copy !req
123. Sure, but then you
picked up the bill,Copy !req
124. and I thought you wanted to pay,
so I said, "Thank you, honey."Copy !req
125. - But it was there for such a long time...
- I didn't see it.Copy !req
126. - You didn't see it?
- I...Copy !req
127. No, I didn't. I didn't see it.Copy !req
128. Or I didn't notice it.
We were just having a nice dinner.Copy !req
129. You didn't see the bill
when it got put on the table?Copy !req
130. No, I didn't, Carl.Copy !req
131. So the waiter came in, and put it
in the middle of the table just there.Copy !req
132. - And you didn't happen to see it?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
133. What? I'm asking you
seriously now, because...Copy !req
134. Wow...Copy !req
135. What's— What's "wow"?Copy !req
136. What are you doing?Copy !req
137. No, no, no. Just don't... Wait.
Can you sit down? Sit down.Copy !req
138. I'm just trying to figure out
what exactly I did wrong!Copy !req
139. - Seriously?
- Calm down. Please, just sit down.Copy !req
140. - You're fighting over money!
- No! That's not what's...Copy !req
141. - That's literally what's happening.
- I'm just pointing out the fact that...Copy !req
142. - Why are you so obsessed with money?
- I'm not obsessed.Copy !req
143. Can you just sit down, please?
I'm not obsessed with money.Copy !req
144. It was just an observation from yesterday.
Can you please sit down?Copy !req
145. - No, no, no... What are you doing?
- It's fine.Copy !req
146. Well, you can't pay now,
that's ridiculous.Copy !req
147. - Don't, Carl.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
148. - Let go.
- No, no, no... I'm paying the bill.Copy !req
149. That's not why I said it.Copy !req
150. - Sorry.
- Are we enjoying ourselves?Copy !req
151. Yes, thanks, yeah.
Yaya...Copy !req
152. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
153. Now I feel bad.Copy !req
154. Why? I make more money than you.Copy !req
155. Excuse me.
Your card didn't work.Copy !req
156. - Do you have another one, maybe?
- Can you try it again, please?Copy !req
157. I tried it twice.Copy !req
158. - I'm sorry, we don't accept that one.
- Just take this one.Copy !req
159. Carl! Just give me a second.
Just wait!Copy !req
160. - Let me pay.
- Just wait!Copy !req
161. It's fine, you don't have enough cash.
Take that.Copy !req
162. - You accept that one, yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
163. - Thank you.
- Thanks so much.Copy !req
164. Thank you.Copy !req
165. I do think it's quite crazy
how it's such a hard thing to talk about.Copy !req
166. Money.Copy !req
167. It's such a touchy subject.
Don't you think?Copy !req
168. Yeah, I think it's un-sexy
to talk about money.Copy !req
169. Okay, but then why is that?Copy !req
170. I don't know, it's just not
sexy.Copy !req
171. Well, you don't think it's
because it's so tied to gender roles?Copy !req
172. Fuckin' hell, the menu in the restaurant
didn't even have prices for you.Copy !req
173. That's not fair, Carl.Copy !req
174. - I'm always paying.
- No, no, no, let's take you out of it here.Copy !req
175. And just talk about women in
general.Copy !req
176. I'm a generous person, Carl.
Ask any of my friends.Copy !req
177. Sure you're generous, but...Copy !req
178. But?Copy !req
179. When it comes to you and me,
we're dealing with roles that I hate.Copy !req
180. I don't want to be the man,
whilst you're the woman,Copy !req
181. I want us to be best friends.Copy !req
182. - I don't wanna sleep with my best friend.
- No, that's not...Copy !req
183. You don't understand what I'm
trying to say. I mean...Copy !req
184. We shouldn't just slip into the
stereotypical gender-based rolesCopy !req
185. that everyone else seems to be
doing.Copy !req
186. I want us to be equal.Copy !req
187. Excuse me?Copy !req
188. - You have to fight.
- I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
189. If you love her,
you have to fight for her.Copy !req
190. I've been there, I know.Copy !req
191. If you don't fight,
you're gonna be her slave.Copy !req
192. The thing is, Yaya, I like to take you
for dinner. I enjoy paying for you.Copy !req
193. But there comes a point
where I do feel used.Copy !req
194. I use you?Copy !req
195. Well, I'm just referring to my
feelings now, but sure, if we...Copy !req
196. No, no. Just wait. If we go back
the last week or so,Copy !req
197. then, yeah,
maybe there is a point...Copy !req
198. Are you being serious?Copy !req
199. I got you this shirt.
I invited you for dinner.Copy !req
200. - You're staying at my hotel.
- Well, you got this shirt for free.Copy !req
201. - And actually you didn't pay for dinner.
- That's because my card didn't work.Copy !req
202. There's a cash machine in the lobby.
I'll pay you back every last cent...Copy !req
203. It's okay.Copy !req
204. Carl, I always intended
to pay you back.Copy !req
205. I didn't realize you wanted the money
right now before going to bed.Copy !req
206. - So your intention was to pay me back?
- Yes.Copy !req
207. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
208. So why did you take
the 50-euro bill?Copy !req
209. Once I realized you didn't have
enough cash, I paid the bill.Copy !req
210. Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill,
you put it back in your purse.Copy !req
211. What? I'm just saying
what happened, Yaya.Copy !req
212. What are you...? Don't!Copy !req
213. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
214. Don't fucking do that to me!Copy !req
215. Don't... fucking do that to me,
Yaya!Copy !req
216. Don't do that to me!Copy !req
217. - Going down.
- Don't fucking shove things down me!Copy !req
218. - You fucking child!
- Seriously...Copy !req
219. You're behaving like a crazy
person.Copy !req
220. Shut up!
Don't do things like that to me!Copy !req
221. What the hell are you doing
with my money?Copy !req
222. Your money? Oh, my God!
It's not about money, Yaya!Copy !req
223. It's not about...Copy !req
224. It's not about
the fucking money, Yaya!Copy !req
225. This is... No, it's not!Copy !req
226. You're not understanding the
point! It's not about the money!Copy !req
227. I'll give you that 50 euros!
I'll give you a 100 euros!Copy !req
228. - Oh, yeah?
- No! I'm serious now!Copy !req
229. This is not about the fucking money!
Why won't you understand it?Copy !req
230. Understand my point!Copy !req
231. This is not about the money!Copy !req
232. - Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
- I want it to be equal, Yaya!Copy !req
233. Thought he might be dangerous,
but he just looked like...Copy !req
234. Bullshit feminist.Copy !req
235. For fuck's...Copy !req
236. - What have you been doing?
- Trying to sleep on a chair.Copy !req
237. - How'd that go?
- Well, I'm back.Copy !req
238. What have you been doing?Copy !req
239. I was... walking up and down
the corridor and...Copy !req
240. - Texting you multiple times.
- Hmm, a lot...Copy !req
241. - You saw them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
242. - This is so silly.
- Yeah.Copy !req
243. I'm... so good at being...Copy !req
244. manipulative.Copy !req
245. I don't know, I do it
and I don't even realize that I'm doing it.Copy !req
246. - Yeah...
- I love you.Copy !req
247. No, but seriously, it's amazing
that you can tell me that.Copy !req
248. Now you're a generous person.Copy !req
249. Okay.Copy !req
250. Alright.Copy !req
251. Ask me anything.Copy !req
252. You sure?Copy !req
253. In the restaurant, with the
bill...Copy !req
254. What about it?Copy !req
255. You intentionally
didn't pick that up, right?Copy !req
256. - Yes.
- Of course.Copy !req
257. Didn't that embarrass you?Copy !req
258. Nope.Copy !req
259. - But you make more money than I do.
- It's not about the money.Copy !req
260. And you said you were gonna
pay...Copy !req
261. It doesn't really matter
who makes more money.Copy !req
262. What is it about, then?Copy !req
263. What if I...Copy !req
264. fall pregnant?Copy !req
265. With me?Copy !req
266. What if I fall pregnant
and I can't go on working?Copy !req
267. I need to know that the person I'm with
intends to take care of me.Copy !req
268. Otherwise I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
269. Yeah, I guess you're not the
kind to work in...Copy !req
270. a restaurant
or a supermarket, are you?Copy !req
271. No offense.Copy !req
272. I'm a model, honey, the only way
for me to get out of this lifeCopy !req
273. is to become
someone's trophy wife.Copy !req
274. So, there's nothing else to this
for you?Copy !req
275. Other than...Copy !req
276. increasing the followers on
our Instagram, and all of that.Copy !req
277. - It make sense, doesn't it?
- Sure.Copy !req
278. I like you. You like me.
It's good for business.Copy !req
279. Yeah.Copy !req
280. Nothing more?Copy !req
281. I'd like to put a bet on that.Copy !req
282. Okay.Copy !req
283. - Deal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
284. We'll see.Copy !req
285. I'll make you love me.Copy !req
286. - It'll be real love as well.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
287. - Yep.
- Okay.Copy !req
288. You'll forget about this trophy
shit.Copy !req
289. And you'll love me.Copy !req
290. The success of a luxury cruise
mainly depends on two moments.Copy !req
291. Number one: the first hours
the guests are on board.Copy !req
292. And number two: the last day
the guests are on board.Copy !req
293. And if we can impress them
on those two occasions,Copy !req
294. then the cruise will probably
be a success.Copy !req
295. And I don't want to hear
anybody saying,Copy !req
296. "We don't need to uncover the sundeck,
they all leave after breakfast."Copy !req
297. No. I want full set-up every morning.Copy !req
298. No excuses.Copy !req
299. Not even for the last hour.Copy !req
300. It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"Copy !req
301. If there is an illegal substance
they want, or...Copy !req
302. a unicorn!Copy !req
303. "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"Copy !req
304. Yes!Copy !req
305. Yes!Copy !req
306. I know, I know what it is
to work for service.Copy !req
307. I know all the challenges
you're facing.Copy !req
308. But at these times, I ask of you
to keep that chin up.Copy !req
309. Stay strong.Copy !req
310. And try to remind yourself...Copy !req
311. if everything goes well...Copy !req
312. at the end of the cruise...Copy !req
313. - Money, money, money.
- ... you might be gettingCopy !req
314. - a very generous tip!
- Money, money, money...Copy !req
315. Money! Money! Money!Copy !req
316. Money! Money!
Money! Money! Money!Copy !req
317. - Money!
- Yes!Copy !req
318. Alicia, who do we have on board?Copy !req
319. No...Copy !req
320. - Housekeeping!
- No. No, thank you.Copy !req
321. - Do you want me to clean the room?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
322. Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes?Copy !req
323. - No, you can come back a bit later.
- Okay, one hour?Copy !req
324. Could you just
come back later, please?Copy !req
325. Okay, I'll come back later.
Sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
326. Let me change.Copy !req
327. What?Copy !req
328. Nothing.Copy !req
329. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
330. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
331. - Are you talking to the crew?
- Yeah...Copy !req
332. - Why are you talking to the crew?
- I said hello.Copy !req
333. Yeah, you smiled at him
and said hello.Copy !req
334. So?Copy !req
335. Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting
here together, you shouldn't...Copy !req
336. - You just don't do that.
- Do what?Copy !req
337. If I started smiling
at the hot stewardess and...Copy !req
338. - You know...
- You think she's hot?Copy !req
339. No, but if she was,
and I started smiling at her,Copy !req
340. and giggling and saying,
"Hey" like you did,Copy !req
341. then you wouldn't like it,
would you?Copy !req
342. - Are you jealous?
- No.Copy !req
343. - No?
- No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like...Copy !req
344. I mean, come on, look at you.
And then...Copy !req
345. And then a hot guy turns up.
I mean, he shouldn't be...Copy !req
346. Do you think he's hot?Copy !req
347. He's alright.Copy !req
348. - Do you?
- Yeah!Copy !req
349. - What the fuck, man?
- You just said you thought he was hot!Copy !req
350. But come on, you don't have to...
You said it very quickly. Jesus!Copy !req
351. Drop it, okay?Copy !req
352. Can I help you, sir?Copy !req
353. - Sorry, just quickly...
- Yes?Copy !req
354. I was on the rear deck,
and one of your crew members was...Copy !req
355. - bare-chested.
- Really?Copy !req
356. Yeah, and like smoking
and stuff.Copy !req
357. Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's so inappropriate.Copy !req
358. - Yeah, it did feel a little bit...
- No, of course.Copy !req
359. I'll take care of that.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
360. - Maybe it's not a big issue...
- No, but it's not acceptable here.Copy !req
361. I thought I'd just let you know, cos...
Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it.Copy !req
362. Well, thank you so much.
It won't happen again, sir.Copy !req
363. - I promise you that.
- Alright, thanks.Copy !req
364. - Alicia?
- Yeah?Copy !req
365. There's a crew member
up on deck with no shirt on.Copy !req
366. - No shirt on?
- Yes.Copy !req
367. Sorry. Just...Copy !req
368. Yes?Copy !req
369. Is it possible to look
at the engagement rings?Copy !req
370. - Yes. Yes, of course!
- Is that alright?Copy !req
371. Definitely, yes. Okay.Copy !req
372. This is a beautiful ring.
This is 24-carat gold.Copy !req
373. And we have a
point nine diamond in the middle,Copy !req
374. and we have four brilliants
on every side of the band.Copy !req
375. - It's a very beautiful ring.
- Yes. It's really nice.Copy !req
376. Do you want me to try it on
so you can see it on a hand?Copy !req
377. - Oh, okay, yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
378. - If you don't mind?
- No, of course.Copy !req
379. Yeah?Copy !req
380. It's a very nice diamond, this one.
It's a flawless diamond.Copy !req
381. What was the price of that one?Copy !req
382. This one is... 28,000 euros.Copy !req
383. Can we get an almond latte
to foredeck?Copy !req
384. Captain?Copy !req
385. Yes?Copy !req
386. I just wanted to tell you
it's time for the safety drill.Copy !req
387. Well, no, I'm...Copy !req
388. I'm just not feeling well.Copy !req
389. - Should I get the doctor?
- No, no, I'll be fine.Copy !req
390. Just have the First
take care of it, and then...Copy !req
391. you know, I'll see you later.Copy !req
392. Okay!Copy !req
393. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
394. Abigail? Could you get the tray?
Thank you.Copy !req
395. Honey, Nutella.Copy !req
396. Another one?Copy !req
397. Have a little look.Copy !req
398. - Aren't you going to eat the pasta?
- Sorry?Copy !req
399. Aren't you going to eat the
pasta?Copy !req
400. Oh... No. I'm gluten intolerant.Copy !req
401. It's just for the pictures.
She's an influencer.Copy !req
402. - Oh!
- Okay.Copy !req
403. You make money from that?Copy !req
404. - Champagne, sir?
- Nah... White wine.Copy !req
405. - Sorry, what?
- Yeah... It depends.Copy !req
406. It depends.
You mostly get free stuff, to be honest.Copy !req
407. We got this cruise for free.Copy !req
408. Good! Her looks paid for the tickets.
Not bad, huh?Copy !req
409. - Good, huh?
- I guess so, yeah. It did.Copy !req
410. - A lovely couple, huh?
- Yeah, that's nice.Copy !req
411. - Not bad, not bad.
- Thank you.Copy !req
412. So, what do you do?Copy !req
413. I sell shit.Copy !req
414. - What, sorry?
- I sell shit!Copy !req
415. - Fertilizer for agriculture.
- Oh, fertilizer...Copy !req
416. - Interesting.
- In every business it's the right place...Copy !req
417. in the right moment.
My right place: east Europe.Copy !req
418. Right moment: end of 80s,
beginning of 90s.Copy !req
419. And...Copy !req
420. So, business start, yeah?Copy !req
421. - In 80s, I was...
- Baby? Can I have this one?Copy !req
422. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
423. - Yeah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
424. - Yeah.
- Love you.Copy !req
425. Yeah, yeah...
So, in the beginning of 80s,Copy !req
426. I was only CEO...Copy !req
427. in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it.Copy !req
428. Hundred thousand pigs,
two million chickens.Copy !req
429. And we're getting
some kind of monopoly.Copy !req
430. You can call me the King of the
Shit!Copy !req
431. - It was...
- I love him. I love him!Copy !req
432. And when you have money,
you know,Copy !req
433. you don't leave money to sleep,
you understand?Copy !req
434. - Money must not sleep, you know.
- Okay.Copy !req
435. So you put this money
from this business,Copy !req
436. because factories shutting
down...Copy !req
437. And the desert is tiramisu.Copy !req
438. Or panna cotta,
you like both of those.Copy !req
439. You choose.Copy !req
440. You have the panna cotta,
I'll have a tiramisu.Copy !req
441. Fine.Copy !req
442. Hello!Copy !req
443. Cheers.Copy !req
444. I'm Clementine.
And this is my husband, Winston.Copy !req
445. We're from Great Britain.Copy !req
446. My name is Clementine.Copy !req
447. - And this is my husband, Winston.
- Winston.Copy !req
448. We're from Great Britain.Copy !req
449. Hello. This is my wife, Therese.Copy !req
450. She understands you perfectly,
but my wife had a stroke.Copy !req
451. Since then, she's suffering
from a disability of speaking.Copy !req
452. "In den... In den... "Copy !req
453. In den Wol...?Copy !req
454. - Wolken.
- Wo...Copy !req
455. - Champagne, sir?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
456. - What does it mean?
- "Up in the clouds."Copy !req
457. How beautiful.Copy !req
458. - Bye, girls.
- Bye.Copy !req
459. Take care.Copy !req
460. Nice to meet you, my friend.
I hope I work with you again.Copy !req
461. It was a pleasure, Mario.Copy !req
462. - We're going to miss you.
- Miss you already.Copy !req
463. - Take care.
- Take care, you.Copy !req
464. Look at that.Copy !req
465. Sad, huh?Copy !req
466. He's hunting.Copy !req
467. He's hunting!Copy !req
468. Big dilemma.Copy !req
469. Should he take risk,
or go to the room, huh?Copy !req
470. Come on.Copy !req
471. Look, look!Copy !req
472. Maybe has a little chance!Copy !req
473. Amazing...Copy !req
474. Sorry if I'm interrupting.Copy !req
475. Could you just do me a favor?Copy !req
476. I have this girl,
who should be here with me,Copy !req
477. but couldn't come and...Copy !req
478. I would like to take a picture. Please.Copy !req
479. - Can you take my picture?
- Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
480. I'll stand over here.Copy !req
481. Sorry, sorry!Copy !req
482. Good?Copy !req
483. - Thank you very much.
- A pleasure...Copy !req
484. - Have a nice evening.
- Yeah, you, too.Copy !req
485. Excuse me? Mister?Copy !req
486. Hi!Copy !req
487. Can you please come back?Copy !req
488. You can leave your beer,
it's okay.Copy !req
489. - What?
- You can leave your beer.Copy !req
490. - If you come in the middle...
- Yeah?Copy !req
491. Then we can take
a picture together, the three of us.Copy !req
492. Okay, nice! Nice!Copy !req
493. Yeah!Copy !req
494. - Now we're talking!
- Yeah!Copy !req
495. More boobs, Yaya!
More boobs!Copy !req
496. Thank you very much!
You're very generous!Copy !req
497. I would like to do something
generous to you.Copy !req
498. They have Rolex watches
in the reception.Copy !req
499. We can go down there now,
and I will buy you Rolex watches!Copy !req
500. - No, it's okay. Thank you.
- No! I would like...Copy !req
501. It may sound strange, but I'm...Copy !req
502. What you just did here,
it meant so much to me.Copy !req
503. So I can...Copy !req
504. I'm very rich.Copy !req
505. Yes, let's not beat around the bush.
I'm very rich.Copy !req
506. - How rich are you?
- Oh, I'm so...Copy !req
507. I'm so fucking rich!
I just sold my company.Copy !req
508. Yeah, I'm not drunk!
I told you, I'm not feeling well.Copy !req
509. Do you have problem with that?Copy !req
510. Can't you respect that?Copy !req
511. - Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.Copy !req
512. - Good evening, madam.
- Good evening.Copy !req
513. Are you still there,
Paula?Copy !req
514. - Thomas?
- What is it?Copy !req
515. I just want to ask you when you're
able to hold the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
516. Oh, for fuck's sake...Copy !req
517. - I can't do the Captain's Dinner now!
- No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas.Copy !req
518. When are you able to put on your uniform
and be there for the guests?Copy !req
519. Oh... Okay.
Well, what's the forecast?Copy !req
520. The weather's fine, Thomas.
It's about when you can do it.Copy !req
521. Any day but Thursday.Copy !req
522. - Thurs— Thursday's good.
- No. Thomas.Copy !req
523. Thursday's bad.Copy !req
524. We have a low-pressure zone
moving in. Any day but Thursday.Copy !req
525. - Yes, Thursday! Okay!
- Okay, Thomas, listen.Copy !req
526. I'll come back and talk to you
about this later.Copy !req
527. Paula! Every day, they eat dinner.Copy !req
528. And they're going to eat dinner
Thursday as well. Right?Copy !req
529. Your most expensive champagne,
and three glasses.Copy !req
530. - Is this your boyfriends?
- Yeah.Copy !req
531. Guys, you take care of these
girls now!Copy !req
532. They're really, really nice girls!
Generous. Caring.Copy !req
533. You treat them right, you know!Copy !req
534. You think they want some
champagne?Copy !req
535. Okay, five glasses!
Five glasses.Copy !req
536. Ludmilla...Copy !req
537. - I love you, baby!
- Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
538. Dance with me!Copy !req
539. - I'm terrible at dancing.
- What if I go?Copy !req
540. - Come on, dance with me!
- No, no...Copy !req
541. Come on! Just a little bit.Copy !req
542. - No, I'm... I'm so...
- Come on. Don't be shy!Copy !req
543. - No...
- Why? I'm dancing.Copy !req
544. - No... I never dance.
- Come on, dance with me.Copy !req
545. - I just don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
546. - I don't like it.
- Okay.Copy !req
547. - I feel embarrassed.
- Alright, it's okay. Whatever...Copy !req
548. Carl?Copy !req
549. Carl? Are you jealous?Copy !req
550. Hey! Carl?Copy !req
551. - Who's Carl?
- What?Copy !req
552. - You're not Carl?
- No, no. I'm the pool guy.Copy !req
553. Ooh...Copy !req
554. Sorry about coming into the mansion,
I just needed to get some tools.Copy !req
555. Over here...Copy !req
556. It's very inappropriate.Copy !req
557. What if my...Copy !req
558. husband comes home?Copy !req
559. Where is your husband?Copy !req
560. He really shouldn't be leaving
such a beautiful girl on her own.Copy !req
561. Because it's very dangerous
around here.Copy !req
562. He's working.Copy !req
563. - Always working...
- Is he?Copy !req
564. Yeah. It's hot, huh?Copy !req
565. - Yeah, I'm very hot.
- You should take that off.Copy !req
566. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
567. The thing is, your husband pays
me a lot of money, you see.Copy !req
568. So, I do have to just make sure
I'm doing my job properly.Copy !req
569. - Okay?
- You check the pipes.Copy !req
570. Yeah, is there any...Copy !req
571. Is there any down here
that need to be...Copy !req
572. unblocked, or...
Is everything okay?Copy !req
573. You're sure you're the right guy
for the job?Copy !req
574. I am, I am. I'm very qualified.Copy !req
575. Let me see.Copy !req
576. Do you know what
people regret on their deathbed?Copy !req
577. Can you turn the phone?Copy !req
578. - No.
- No?Copy !req
579. That they were working too much,
seven out of ten people regretCopy !req
580. throwing away their lives
on stupid and pointless jobs.Copy !req
581. - Can I get you anything to drink?
- More champagne, please.Copy !req
582. I don't know, I was just born into this life.
It was not my fault.Copy !req
583. And when this happened, I...
I just felt like, "Why? Why?"Copy !req
584. - Life is so unfair.
- Yeah.Copy !req
585. We are all equal.Copy !req
586. - That is so true.
- Everyone's equal.Copy !req
587. Is there anything you wish for?Copy !req
588. - Sorry?
- Is there anything you... wish for?Copy !req
589. Well... Well, I don't know.Copy !req
590. That's so sweet of you, madam,
but I'm perfectly fine.Copy !req
591. But, but, but, but if today
was your last day alive...Copy !req
592. - what would you wish for?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
593. - Have you been for a swim today?
- No, not today.Copy !req
594. Why don't you go for a swim
right now?Copy !req
595. Because this is exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
596. That's so kind of you, madam,
but unfortunately we're not allowedCopy !req
597. to go for a swim
during working hours, so...Copy !req
598. I want all the staff to go for a swim!Copy !req
599. I want you all to go for a swim!Copy !req
600. I really feel that I've had
one of these moments.Copy !req
601. Yeah, well, today might be
a little bit problematic...Copy !req
602. Problematic?Copy !req
603. Cos today
we have the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
604. Who cares about the Captain's Dinner?
This will only take half an hour.Copy !req
605. Come on, now.Copy !req
606. You work too hard, come on.Copy !req
607. - Yeah, well, let me see what I can do.
- Merci!Copy !req
608. No, no, no! Come back!
Come back, please.Copy !req
609. Please come back.
I have a better idea.Copy !req
610. - Sit down.
- Okay.Copy !req
611. Let's reverse roles.Copy !req
612. - Sorry?
- Just change roles.Copy !req
613. You... chillax in the jacuzzi,
and I'll get the captain.Copy !req
614. Oh... well...Copy !req
615. Come on! Just be in the moment,
like I was. Please!Copy !req
616. - Yeah, but...
- Come, come, I know you want to.Copy !req
617. - Come on!
- Yes, I do but...Copy !req
618. But there might be
a problem for me, if I...Copy !req
619. Now I have to be the authority.Copy !req
620. - Yeah, well, I have my clothes on...
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!Copy !req
621. Shut up! Now!Copy !req
622. I command you,
enjoy the moment!Copy !req
623. - N-now?
- Please.Copy !req
624. - No.
- No?Copy !req
625. - No.
- What?Copy !req
626. - You say "no" to me?
- No. No!Copy !req
627. - So it's "yes"?
- Yes... No.Copy !req
628. - "Yes" or "no"?
- I'm saying...Copy !req
629. Sorry, I'm saying, n—Copy !req
630. I'm saying...Copy !req
631. - Yes.
- Yes!Copy !req
632. Don't worry.
Dimitrios will buy the yacht.Copy !req
633. Come on! Sit down, sit down.Copy !req
634. - Okay, I'm going in.
- Quick, quick, quick... Yes!Copy !req
635. - This wonderful Miss...
- Alicia.Copy !req
636. Darius? I need your help.Copy !req
637. I need you tell one of the guests
that the crew can't go for a swim.Copy !req
638. Why?Copy !req
639. Well, I told them it's not possible
because of the dinner,Copy !req
640. but they want to hear it
from the captain in person.Copy !req
641. So I went to Thomas' cabin,
I knocked on it, he's not there.Copy !req
642. He's not responding.
I can't get a hold of him, so...Copy !req
643. Could you just please
go and tell them it's not possible?Copy !req
644. - That would be a big help.
- Can't you just go for a swim?Copy !req
645. No. I mean,
that would be the easiest,Copy !req
646. but they want us to go
from the water slide and...Copy !req
647. It's not even funny.
Why are you laughing, Erik?Copy !req
648. - Why are you even here?
- I'm on my break.Copy !req
649. Well, your break is over.
Go back to work.Copy !req
650. It's not even installed yet, it will
take forever, and I don't have that time.Copy !req
651. The chef has started the dinner,
I need the prep-time.Copy !req
652. So please go and tell them
it's not possible...Copy !req
653. I'm not going to go and talk
to some crazy Russians.Copy !req
654. It's not crazy Russians,
it's very rich Russians.Copy !req
655. Same thing.Copy !req
656. Go and solve this problem first,
and then...Copy !req
657. No! We're done.Copy !req
658. - Why won't you do this?
- Go and take a swim. Jesus...Copy !req
659. - Hello, sir!
- Hello.Copy !req
660. - Can I help you?
- I was just looking.Copy !req
661. - You want to see the bridge?
- If possible.Copy !req
662. Of course. I can get the First Officer.
He's not doing anything right now.Copy !req
663. - Could you show the guest the bridge?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
664. Welcome to the bridge.Copy !req
665. I'm Darius. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
666. Thomas?Copy !req
667. Thomas? Hello?Copy !req
668. - Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.Copy !req
669. - Actually... I have a question.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
670. Yesterday, I was up on the
sundeck.Copy !req
671. And the sun was shining,
everything was perfect.Copy !req
672. But then I looked at the sails.Copy !req
673. - The sails?
- Yes.Copy !req
674. And they were... a bit dirty.Copy !req
675. - Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
676. - Oh...
- Yeah.Copy !req
677. Hello?Copy !req
678. Hi.Copy !req
679. Yeah, but do you realize
the food down here is going to be bad?Copy !req
680. Okay, bye.Copy !req
681. Okay, guys, listen up.
You are going to swim.Copy !req
682. So, bring your swimming pants,
and go to the main deckCopy !req
683. as quick as possible, okay?Copy !req
684. Come on! Chop, chop!
You're going to water slide.Copy !req
685. Have fun!Copy !req
686. Thomas?Copy !req
687. Thomas?Copy !req
688. Good afternoon.Copy !req
689. I hope that everyone
has had a great day so far,Copy !req
690. and that you're looking forward
to the Captain's Dinner tonight.Copy !req
691. We would like to inform you
that we have a slight change in the schedule.Copy !req
692. The Captain's Dinner
will be held at 8:30,Copy !req
693. and not at 8:00,
as it says on the daily program.Copy !req
694. I repeat: the Captain's Dinner
will be held at 8:30.Copy !req
695. Thank you.Copy !req
696. Why the push?Copy !req
697. Cos the crew's going for a... a swim.Copy !req
698. It's a request from
one of the Russians.Copy !req
699. - From the water slide.
- Oh, my God! This I gotta see.Copy !req
700. Whoa, whoa!
Do you want to change first?Copy !req
701. - Oh, Alessandra! How are you?
- Alicia.Copy !req
702. - Al...?
- Can you leave us for a bit, please?Copy !req
703. Let's go inside, yeah?Copy !req
704. I think you need to change
if you wanna go up...Copy !req
705. Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
706. - Let's go inside and talk.
- No, no...Copy !req
707. Are you okay, man?Copy !req
708. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
709. - Very good.
- We have four and a half hours left.Copy !req
710. Until the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
711. You chill in your room, have little nap.
I'll be back in a couple of hours.Copy !req
712. And we'll... go together.Copy !req
713. Yeah?Copy !req
714. Darius...Copy !req
715. Look at you!Copy !req
716. What are you all worked up about?
I'm fine! Just totally fine.Copy !req
717. - Yeah?
- Completely, a hundred percent...Copy !req
718. fine.Copy !req
719. - Mohammed! Mohammed!
- What?Copy !req
720. Come! Let's go! Come, come!Copy !req
721. - What?
- Let's go!Copy !req
722. Wonderful!Copy !req
723. - Some champagne.
- Bravo!Copy !req
724. Are we enjoying ourselves? Yes!Copy !req
725. If you just stand here,
and they will be coming to you.Copy !req
726. - Okay.
- Let me see you. Okay.Copy !req
727. - Okay!
- Thank you, Paula.Copy !req
728. - Just one night, that's all.
- Okay.Copy !req
729. Darius, could you stand next to
him? Just to make sure...Copy !req
730. - Okay? You're ready?
- Thank you.Copy !req
731. - Yep.
- Yes.Copy !req
732. Okay, let's get ready
to open the doors.Copy !req
733. Open on my signal, yes?Copy !req
734. And... go.Copy !req
735. Good evening.Copy !req
736. - Welcome to the Captain's Dinner.
- Thank you.Copy !req
737. - Would you like a glass of champagne?
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
738. Good evening.
Welcome to the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
739. Hi... Hi!Copy !req
740. Good evening. Enjoying your cruise?Copy !req
741. - Welcome.
- Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
742. Nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
743. Oh, hello, ma'am. How are you?Copy !req
744. Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
745. Hope the weather's not
too rough on you.Copy !req
746. - Hello, sir.
- Hi.Copy !req
747. - Welcome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
748. Nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
749. - Hello, sir.
- Good evening. Jarmo Björkman...Copy !req
750. I have a question. I'm sorry.Copy !req
751. - Yesterday, I was up on deck.
- Yes.Copy !req
752. And it was so beautiful.
Everything was fantastic.Copy !req
753. But then, I saw the sails.Copy !req
754. The sails?Copy !req
755. The sails, yes.Copy !req
756. Yeah. And they were dirt-gray.Copy !req
757. Do you think it's possible
to wash them?Copy !req
758. Well, I don't think
that's possible, ma'am, because...Copy !req
759. - this is a motorized vessel.
- Yeah.Copy !req
760. So, we don't have any sails.Copy !req
761. Maybe it was the sundeck roof?Copy !req
762. - Well... Are you sure?
- I'm sure.Copy !req
763. Yes. He says yes.Copy !req
764. - It was sails.
- Magnus says yes.Copy !req
765. Yes.Copy !req
766. Jesus Christ...Copy !req
767. Well, then, in that case,Copy !req
768. we will clean the sails.Copy !req
769. - Yes.
- Of course.Copy !req
770. I'm sure we can find
a solution for you. I'm sure...Copy !req
771. - Can I escort you to a table?
- Okay.Copy !req
772. - Enjoy your dinner.
- Thank you.Copy !req
773. Well... Jarmo Björkman.
I'm sitting at your table.Copy !req
774. - Good, good.
- Hello, Jarmo.Copy !req
775. Are you also sitting
at the captain's table?Copy !req
776. Yes, I am.Copy !req
777. - Is it this one?
- Yes. Go ahead.Copy !req
778. Oh, Lord...Copy !req
779. It's not so much apps as code.Copy !req
780. I create code for apps.
So you can program...Copy !req
781. So, I sell my codes and my skills
to different tech companies.Copy !req
782. And then, the game makers
are pitching ideas to me.Copy !req
783. Sir.Copy !req
784. So, good evening.Copy !req
785. For tonight's first meal,
we will be serving youCopy !req
786. some delicious oysters
with some black Russian caviar.Copy !req
787. - Please enjoy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
788. - Are we enjoying the food?
- Yes, very much.Copy !req
789. So, what business
do you have together?Copy !req
790. Oh, it's a family
business.Copy !req
791. Producing products
in precision engineering.Copy !req
792. What do you manufacture?Copy !req
793. Well, our products have been
employed in upholding democracyCopy !req
794. all over the world.Copy !req
795. What product is that?Copy !req
796. Basically, our best-selling product
is the hand grenade.Copy !req
797. Sorry, the what?Copy !req
798. The hand grenade, dear.Copy !req
799. For a long time, it was
the personal exploding device.Copy !req
800. But then came those UN regulations,
and messed everything up.Copy !req
801. A personal exploding device...Copy !req
802. Excuse me.Copy !req
803. is a very complicated word
for a land mine.Copy !req
804. Yeah...Copy !req
805. Those regulations trimmed...
25% off on profits.Copy !req
806. - Yeah.
- It was hard times for us, but...Copy !req
807. - We pulled together, didn't we?
- Yes, we did, darling.Copy !req
808. And we still love each other.Copy !req
809. - A toast!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
810. To love!Copy !req
811. - To love.
- To love.Copy !req
812. - Sir.
- Madam.Copy !req
813. This is our sea urchin,
with an emulsion of sea weed.Copy !req
814. On top, you've got
black truffle, caviar, chili oil,Copy !req
815. and a drizzle of yuzu
vinaigrette.Copy !req
816. - Enjoy!
- Thank you.Copy !req
817. - Are you enjoying yourself?
- Yes.Copy !req
818. Madam.Copy !req
819. Sir.Copy !req
820. Madam.Copy !req
821. - So are you feeling a bit seasick?
- Yes, a bit.Copy !req
822. Yes, so I think it would be
better to eat something,Copy !req
823. because seasickness is worse
on an empty stomach.Copy !req
824. Sir.Copy !req
825. So, now we are serving some
hamburger with french fries for the captain.Copy !req
826. And for you, we have
something really special.Copy !req
827. We have grilled and smoked octopus
along with some caramelized lemon,Copy !req
828. and on top, beautiful garden flowers.
Please enjoy.Copy !req
829. I'm not a fan of fine dining.Copy !req
830. Are you okay?Copy !req
831. Madam?
Dagueneau, French, Sauvignon Blanc?Copy !req
832. Champagne.Copy !req
833. Quick!Copy !req
834. Santé!Copy !req
835. If you feel seasick, you should
try and eat something, ma'am.Copy !req
836. Oh, are you okay?Copy !req
837. Are you alright, sir?Copy !req
838. Sir?Copy !req
839. I'm good...Copy !req
840. Excuse me.Copy !req
841. - Are you okay?
- I'm afraid not...Copy !req
842. How are you?Copy !req
843. Oh, my God!Copy !req
844. Please.Copy !req
845. - Oh, my darling.
- More champagne...Copy !req
846. Maybe you should have some
water?Copy !req
847. Champagne.Copy !req
848. Champagne? You should not
drink champagne now.Copy !req
849. Take some water, please.Copy !req
850. Okay. It's helping. She's fine.
Yeah...Copy !req
851. Okay, the restroom.
Let's go, I've got you.Copy !req
852. - More wine, sir?
- Ludmilla, don't leave me!Copy !req
853. You okay?Copy !req
854. Darius?Copy !req
855. - He doesn't look well.
- You okay? Feeling seasick, sir?Copy !req
856. Is it your chest? Here, chest
pains.Copy !req
857. - Grilled octopus...
- Ginger candy?Copy !req
858. Oh, ma'am.
Thank you for tonight.Copy !req
859. Everybody, let's try to keep calm.
Take your seats.Copy !req
860. The next course
is going to be wonderful.Copy !req
861. Ginger candy?
It's good if you're seasick.Copy !req
862. Ginger candy?
It's good if you're seasick.Copy !req
863. Stay calm, everybody,
everything is fine.Copy !req
864. Excuse us. Excuse me.
Make way, please.Copy !req
865. Are you okay?Copy !req
866. Keep moving, everything is fine.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
867. I'm gonna open your shirt.Copy !req
868. - Is it a stroke?
- I don't know.Copy !req
869. Everybody, stay calm!Copy !req
870. Erik! Erik!
The defibrillator right now!Copy !req
871. - Careful! Careful!
- Thank you for tonight.Copy !req
872. Thank you for tonight.
Thank you.Copy !req
873. - Just clean up now.
- Take some deep breaths for me, sir.Copy !req
874. - That's okay, madam.
- Hey... There, there.Copy !req
875. I'm glad the hat came in useful.Copy !req
876. - So sorry, darling...
- No, no. It's nothing at all.Copy !req
877. Ha!
Okay, here we are.Copy !req
878. Thank you.Copy !req
879. I have a joke.
Do you know how to tell a communist?Copy !req
880. It's someone
who reads Marx and Lenin.Copy !req
881. And do you know how to tell
an anti-communist?Copy !req
882. It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.Copy !req
883. It's Ronald Reagan.
Funny guy!Copy !req
884. "Never argue with an idiot,
they'll only bring you down to their levelCopy !req
885. "and beat you with experience."
Mark Twain.Copy !req
886. Oh-oh... Okay.Copy !req
887. Ronald Reagan, he said also,Copy !req
888. "Socialism works only in heaven,
where they don't need it,Copy !req
889. "and in hell, where they already have it."Copy !req
890. - That's... that's pretty good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
891. Okay. Hold on... I've got one here.Copy !req
892. Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one!Copy !req
893. "Growth for the sake of growth
is the ideology of a cancer cell."Copy !req
894. - Ah...
- That's Edward Abbey.Copy !req
895. "The problem with socialism
is that you eventuallyCopy !req
896. "run out of other people's money."Copy !req
897. - Margaret Thatcher.
- You're going to like this one...Copy !req
898. "The last capitalist we hang
will be the one who sold us the rope."Copy !req
899. - Karl Marx.
- Oh! Shit!Copy !req
900. Okay! Okay, okay, okay...Copy !req
901. - Sorry.
- Dear God!Copy !req
902. Okay. A classic.Copy !req
903. "The most powerful single force
in the world todayCopy !req
904. "is man's eternal desire
to be free and independent."Copy !req
905. - Kennedy.
- Okay.Copy !req
906. "Freedom in capitalist society
always remains about the sameCopy !req
907. "as it was in ancient Greece.Copy !req
908. "Freedom... for slave owners."Copy !req
909. I know. Vladimir Lenin!Copy !req
910. School.Copy !req
911. A Russian capitalist,
and an American communist.Copy !req
912. On a $250-million luxury yacht.Copy !req
913. Very good!Copy !req
914. Drink, my friend!Copy !req
915. Drink, you're supposed to drain it.Copy !req
916. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
917. Drink!Copy !req
918. - Dimitry, stay focused! Stay focused.
- Okay. Okay, okay.Copy !req
919. - Drink!
- Okay.Copy !req
920. - Red or black?
- Black.Copy !req
921. Very good.Copy !req
922. Red or black?Copy !req
923. Black.Copy !req
924. Have a drink.Copy !req
925. Okay...Copy !req
926. - Red or black?
- Black.Copy !req
927. Very good!Copy !req
928. - Red.
- Take a drink!Copy !req
929. Red or black?Copy !req
930. - Red.
- Drink, my friend!Copy !req
931. You— You haven't got a one!Copy !req
932. Shit!Copy !req
933. I sell shit.Copy !req
934. I sell shit.Copy !req
935. Shit.Copy !req
936. The ship is going under.Copy !req
937. The ship is going under!Copy !req
938. Mayday.Copy !req
939. Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
The ship is going under!Copy !req
940. This is an emergency call.Copy !req
941. The ship is going under!Copy !req
942. Ma'am?
Are you okay, ma'am?Copy !req
943. The ship is not going under.Copy !req
944. This is the new owner of the ship speaking!Copy !req
945. And as the communist captainCopy !req
946. now is setting course for Cuba,Copy !req
947. we want to discuss politics with you!Copy !req
948. Stop!Copy !req
949. - Relax. I will buy...
- I'm not a communist!Copy !req
950. I am not a communist.
I'm a Marxist.Copy !req
951. Or actually,
you don't have a choice.Copy !req
952. Just like in a communist dictatorship,
you have to listen.Copy !req
953. - You can't even turn off the volume!
- Thomas?Copy !req
954. - But I can.
- Thomas?Copy !req
955. Turn it down,
and I can turn it up!Copy !req
956. Up! Up! Up!Copy !req
957. New owner of the ship is speaking!Copy !req
958. - Dimitri!
- Oh, okay!Copy !req
959. - But you, you are communist, huh?
- I'm not, no!Copy !req
960. Karl Marx wrote
The Communist Manifesto.Copy !req
961. - So you are a communist.
- No! No! There's a difference.Copy !req
962. In materialism, you...
you believe in theory. You are idealist.Copy !req
963. This thing is...
This thing is on. Sorry.Copy !req
964. But while I have you,
let me just say that...Copy !req
965. we are not on our way
to tax paradise, that's for sure.Copy !req
966. We all know about your tax planning,
your tax avoidance,Copy !req
967. you don't pay your fair share...Copy !req
968. Stop bullshit and pay taxes!Copy !req
969. Pay taxes!
Stop the bullshit and pay taxes!Copy !req
970. Yes, that is from your
resident Russian capitalist pig.Copy !req
971. I'm not angry with you,
it's like Karl Marx said:Copy !req
972. "Anything human is not alien to me."Copy !req
973. And I understand that your greedy behavior
is just the resultCopy !req
974. of your position
in a financial hierarchy.Copy !req
975. That you're rich.
That you're filthy rich.Copy !req
976. But you can't be rich,
and expect the rest of the world to be poor.Copy !req
977. And while you're swimming
in abundance,Copy !req
978. the rest of the world
is drowning in misery.Copy !req
979. That's not the way it's meant to
be.Copy !req
980. And I know you have a good heart
in there, somewhere.Copy !req
981. You filthy, capitalist,
Russian pig.Copy !req
982. You have a good heart.Copy !req
983. You're not just a crazy Russian... shit seller.Copy !req
984. I'm not a great—
Hey! I'm not a great...Copy !req
985. Sosh— I'm a shit sho—Copy !req
986. I'm a shit sho—
I'm a shit socialist.Copy !req
987. Because I have too much.Copy !req
988. I have too much abundance in my life.
I'm not... I'm not even...Copy !req
989. I... I'm not a worthy socialist.Copy !req
990. I'm a shit shoshialist.Copy !req
991. - Open the door.
- Hey!Copy !req
992. - Is it locked?
- Yeah.Copy !req
993. - Thomas?
- Open the door.Copy !req
994. - Open the door, Thomas.
- I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible.Copy !req
995. - Let us talk.
- Where's he going?Copy !req
996. Open the door!
Let us talk. Open the door.Copy !req
997. Thomas?Copy !req
998. We had a discussion,
and it's very important.Copy !req
999. And it was stupid.
But it was a technical problem.Copy !req
1000. - I have scared passengers...
- We didn't know.Copy !req
1001. Now you go in your cabin.
Relax, and we have discuss...Copy !req
1002. - Stop talking!
- Relax, Paula, it was okay.Copy !req
1003. Well, thank you for all your work.
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
1004. - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas?
- You are great. You are not fired.Copy !req
1005. - I am the new owner of the ship.
- Open this door!Copy !req
1006. How people perceive themselves
is nothing that interests me.Copy !req
1007. There are very few that are gonna
look in the mirror and say:Copy !req
1008. "The person I see
is a savage monster."Copy !req
1009. Instead, they make up some construction
that justifies what they do.Copy !req
1010. And there it is.Copy !req
1011. You're rich, so you're a philanthropist,
so you can cure your conscienceCopy !req
1012. for not paying enough in tax.Copy !req
1013. Not contributing enough to society.Copy !req
1014. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
1015. Ow! Shit!Copy !req
1016. - Oh, it hit me in the face! Oh, my God!
- I have a flash light.Copy !req
1017. - Fuck!
- Was that everything?Copy !req
1018. How about—
How about this one?Copy !req
1019. - Oh! That... That!
- Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
1020. I want to read you
something that I wrote.Copy !req
1021. - Come over here. Bring the light.
- Okay.Copy !req
1022. And I recall, I was seven years
old walking into the kitchenCopy !req
1023. to find my mother crying inconsolably.Copy !req
1024. Martin Luther King had been shot.Copy !req
1025. Two months later, she was crying again.
Bobby Kennedy was killed.Copy !req
1026. I couldn't know then what I know now,
that the invisible threadCopy !req
1027. connecting Martin Luther King,
the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X,Copy !req
1028. was that in each case,
my government had their finger on the trigger.Copy !req
1029. - Wait. Wait!
- But every...Copy !req
1030. Say it again.Copy !req
1031. My government murdered
Martin Luther King, Malcolm X,Copy !req
1032. Bobby Kennedy,
and John F. Kennedy.Copy !req
1033. My government overthrew
good, honest, democratic leadersCopy !req
1034. of the people in
Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, Peru,Copy !req
1035. El Salvador, Nicaragua,
Panama, and Bolivia.Copy !req
1036. Along with Britain,
we carved up the Middle East,Copy !req
1037. creating artificial
geographical boundariesCopy !req
1038. and installing puppet dictators.Copy !req
1039. War itself became
our most lucrative industry.Copy !req
1040. Every bomb that's dropped,
somebody makes a million dollars.Copy !req
1041. You don't have to know
where those bombs are exploding.Copy !req
1042. You don't have to see
the grieving mothersCopy !req
1043. and the mangled bodies
of their children.Copy !req
1044. Eugene Debs gave this speech
in Canton, Ohio, in 1918:Copy !req
1045. "Throughout history, wars have been waged
for conquest and plunder.Copy !req
1046. "The master class has always
declared the wars.Copy !req
1047. - "The subject class has always fought... "
- Hey, hand grenade.Copy !req
1048. "They've taught you to believe it to be
your patriotic duty to go to warCopy !req
1049. "and to have yourselves
slaughtered at their command.Copy !req
1050. "When Wall Street says war,
the press says war... "Copy !req
1051. Winston...Copy !req
1052. Look.Copy !req
1053. - Isn't this one of ours?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1054. Hey!Copy !req
1055. Hey! Help me!Copy !req
1056. Are you okay?Copy !req
1057. Who are you?Copy !req
1058. Hey! Hey, you!Copy !req
1059. Wait.Copy !req
1060. Wait.Copy !req
1061. - Hey, I'm talking to you.
- Me?Copy !req
1062. Yeah. Who are you?Copy !req
1063. I work on the boat.Copy !req
1064. - You work on the boat?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1065. In T-shirt and shorts?Copy !req
1066. No, no, it's because... I was off duty.Copy !req
1067. I was sleeping, and then...Copy !req
1068. - You were off duty, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1069. - Is there a problem?
- Strange, I've never seen you.Copy !req
1070. - Stay calm.
- I work in the engine room.Copy !req
1071. - In engine room?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1072. I'm sorry, I've never seen you
before.Copy !req
1073. - He works in the engine room?
- It doesn't matter where he works.Copy !req
1074. Settle down now.
Stay calm in this situation.Copy !req
1075. I'm calm, I'm calm.
What's the problem with you, man?Copy !req
1076. No one else?Copy !req
1077. You think I'm a pirate?Copy !req
1078. Are you okay?Copy !req
1079. Just because I'm black,
you think that I'm a pirate. That's it!Copy !req
1080. - Ah! Okay, okay.
- Don't go there...Copy !req
1081. - Don't say that I'm...
- Don't go there.Copy !req
1082. You can cry on my
shoulder!Copy !req
1083. He comes to me with his big watch
and says I'm a pirate just because I'm black!Copy !req
1084. What's the problem
with you, man?Copy !req
1085. He hasn't said anything
about you being black.Copy !req
1086. - You're calling him a racist.
- In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes...Copy !req
1087. - Who are you? Who are you?
- Sir!Copy !req
1088. - I work in the engine room, man!
- Sir!Copy !req
1089. - What?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1090. I think you should just
calm down now.Copy !req
1091. It's not a good time
to step up the situation.Copy !req
1092. - Just stay calm and stay positive.
- He works in the engine room?Copy !req
1093. There's a lot of people on the boat.
We can't see each other all the time.Copy !req
1094. - So what's the problem?
- Please don't go there.Copy !req
1095. I'm sorry.
I just have to get that.Copy !req
1096. - Just say what you have to say.
- Stop.Copy !req
1097. Say it to me.Copy !req
1098. Yes, I know.
I'll get back to you. I know.Copy !req
1099. Sir. Sir!Copy !req
1100. Easy, easy!Copy !req
1101. Be quiet.Copy !req
1102. No, don't use the
flares!Copy !req
1103. It's our last flare!
Don't use the flare!Copy !req
1104. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
1105. Look!Copy !req
1106. Oh, shit...Copy !req
1107. Yaya, wake up, wake up.Copy !req
1108. Look!Copy !req
1109. There's water in there.Copy !req
1110. - There's water in there.
- Yes!Copy !req
1111. - Is it closed?
- It's closed. It's closed.Copy !req
1112. - Paula, we need water!
- Be patient.Copy !req
1113. - Is somebody in there?
- Yeah, there's someone in there.Copy !req
1114. Calm down, calm down.Copy !req
1115. - Does she have water?
- Yes.Copy !req
1116. Open up! Open up!Copy !req
1117. Open up! Open up! Open up!Copy !req
1118. - It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out!
- Ma'am Paula?Copy !req
1119. - Are you okay?
- What?Copy !req
1120. - Open the hatch!
- Water! Water!Copy !req
1121. - Okay!
- Paula, we need water...Copy !req
1122. - Hey, ma'am Paula!
- What do you have?Copy !req
1123. We need all of these boxes out.
Okay?Copy !req
1124. So, everybody, just calm down.
We'll get water now.Copy !req
1125. Yes!Copy !req
1126. There's some chips in there as well.
So, everybody will get some.Copy !req
1127. - And chips?
- And chips.Copy !req
1128. What's she doing?Copy !req
1129. What are you doing?
What's taking so long? Come on.Copy !req
1130. Just wait a minute.
Just back up. Back up a bit.Copy !req
1131. And the chips, Abigail.
Come on, everything out.Copy !req
1132. Paula, ask for food,
yeah?Copy !req
1133. - And the Evian.
- Yes, ma'am Paula.Copy !req
1134. Thank you.
And how many are you?Copy !req
1135. You're five? Just be patient.
Everyone will get...Copy !req
1136. Here you go.Copy !req
1137. There you go.Copy !req
1138. Please save it.Copy !req
1139. - Are there more boxes with water?
- No, this is it.Copy !req
1140. - What's this?
- It's a facial spray.Copy !req
1141. But you can drink it,
it's just water in a can.Copy !req
1142. Keep it close to your mouth,
so you won't waste it.Copy !req
1143. Here you go.Copy !req
1144. Okay?Copy !req
1145. Bravo!Copy !req
1146. Bravo!Copy !req
1147. Crazy.Copy !req
1148. - Did she catch that with her hands?
- Good job, Abigail!Copy !req
1149. Good job! What is that? An
octopus?Copy !req
1150. - Octopus.
- Good!Copy !req
1151. - What do you think we should do now?
- Fucking impressive.Copy !req
1152. - We need to make a fire.
- Of course we need to make a fire.Copy !req
1153. Yes...Copy !req
1154. Do any of you know
how to make a fire?Copy !req
1155. What?Copy !req
1156. Do any of you know
how to make a fire?Copy !req
1157. - No?
- No!Copy !req
1158. - What?
- No!Copy !req
1159. Then you'll make the fire after you're
done fishing, and then we should...Copy !req
1160. - We need to clean the octopus.
- Of course we do.Copy !req
1161. Do any of you know
how to clean an octopus?Copy !req
1162. To clean an octopus!Copy !req
1163. Do you know how to do it?Copy !req
1164. One for you.Copy !req
1165. One for me.Copy !req
1166. One for you.Copy !req
1167. One for me.Copy !req
1168. One for you.Copy !req
1169. One for me.Copy !req
1170. One for you.Copy !req
1171. One for me.Copy !req
1172. One for you.Copy !req
1173. One for me.Copy !req
1174. One for you. One for me.Copy !req
1175. One for you.Copy !req
1176. For me.Copy !req
1177. For you. For me.Copy !req
1178. For you.
For me.Copy !req
1179. What?Copy !req
1180. What's that?Copy !req
1181. That's mine.Copy !req
1182. No, the big pile there?
What's that?Copy !req
1183. Mine. It's mine.Copy !req
1184. - All of this?
- Yes.Copy !req
1185. No. No, no, no...
Why do you get so much food?Copy !req
1186. Why?Copy !req
1187. I caught the fish.Copy !req
1188. - Yes?
- I made the fire.Copy !req
1189. - And?
- I cooked.Copy !req
1190. I did all the work.
And everybody got something.Copy !req
1191. No. No, we all— we all worked.Copy !req
1192. What did you do?Copy !req
1193. We... gathered all the wood for the fire.Copy !req
1194. I moved the log.Copy !req
1195. Yeah, this big log was over there,
and we moved it over here.Copy !req
1196. Not enough.Copy !req
1197. No, maybe not enough,
but we need to work together.Copy !req
1198. - They don't know how to do that.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1199. And maybe that's why you should not be
so lazy and dependent on me.Copy !req
1200. Abigail...
I think you're forgettingCopy !req
1201. that you and I are employees
of a big shipping company.Copy !req
1202. Remember?Copy !req
1203. In the end, I'm responsible
for the safety of the guests.Copy !req
1204. You have to do what I say.Copy !req
1205. We work on a yacht.
You are a toilet manager.Copy !req
1206. - You don't know how to handle...
- What yacht?Copy !req
1207. Where's the yacht?Copy !req
1208. You know this, Abigail,
I am a very rich man.Copy !req
1209. When we get back,
I can do good things for you.Copy !req
1210. I can make your life
easy and nice.Copy !req
1211. - When we get back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1212. When we get back.
People are looking for us.Copy !req
1213. What, you think that
we'll stay here forever? What?Copy !req
1214. You're funny.Copy !req
1215. This is not how you were trained, Abigail.
Please give...Copy !req
1216. Come on, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
1217. You're scaring people.
Put the stick down.Copy !req
1218. Hey!Copy !req
1219. Who am I?Copy !req
1220. - Who are you?
- Who am I?Copy !req
1221. - You're the toilet manager.
- No.Copy !req
1222. On the yacht, toilet manager.
Here... captain. Who am I?Copy !req
1223. You're the captain.Copy !req
1224. Yes.Copy !req
1225. - Who am I?
- Captain.Copy !req
1226. - Very good. Cutie pie?
- Captain.Copy !req
1227. - Who am I?
- Captain.Copy !req
1228. - Who am I?
- The captain.Copy !req
1229. Who am I?Copy !req
1230. Who am I?Copy !req
1231. Who am I?Copy !req
1232. In the yacht, cleaning lady.
Here, captain.Copy !req
1233. Okay?Copy !req
1234. Have one more.Copy !req
1235. Thank you.Copy !req
1236. I would say, I agree.Copy !req
1237. I mean... we have to work together.Copy !req
1238. And... create a good group.Copy !req
1239. Good society.Copy !req
1240. Do you know the saying,Copy !req
1241. "From each according to his ability,Copy !req
1242. "to each according to his needs"?Copy !req
1243. You don't know this?Copy !req
1244. Ma'am Paula...Copy !req
1245. With respect to your expertise
in this situation...Copy !req
1246. I would like to make a suggestion,
if that's okay?Copy !req
1247. Sure.Copy !req
1248. My suggestion is that
the boys...Copy !req
1249. stay here and watch the fire,
and take care of madame.Copy !req
1250. While you, ma'am Paula, and you
sleep with me in the lifeboat.Copy !req
1251. Thank you.Copy !req
1252. Hey, Abigail, look
this...Copy !req
1253. I would give you
my Patek Philippe.Copy !req
1254. For one night in the boat.
Hey, Abigail...Copy !req
1255. 150 thousand euros!Copy !req
1256. - Let us in.
- For you... original Rolex.Copy !req
1257. Nelson... she left the bag.Copy !req
1258. - What?
- She left the bag.Copy !req
1259. What's in it?Copy !req
1260. Pretzel sticks.Copy !req
1261. - No, we can't have it.
- I'm just gonna have a look. Alright?Copy !req
1262. - Nice!
- We can't. No.Copy !req
1263. - Wait...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1264. Wait, wait, wait...Copy !req
1265. Maybe...Copy !req
1266. if we just make a little hole
here...Copy !req
1267. Take two out. One each.
They'll never notice it.Copy !req
1268. Okay, let me try.Copy !req
1269. - Stop it, stop it, stop it...
- Now?Copy !req
1270. That was perfect!Copy !req
1271. - I don't wanna eat it! I wanna save it!
- So good!Copy !req
1272. Put it back.Copy !req
1273. - Shall we just have one more?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1274. Yeah!Copy !req
1275. Vera!Copy !req
1276. So, what happened here?Copy !req
1277. We made a mistake with...Copy !req
1278. Why?Copy !req
1279. We just fell asleep.Copy !req
1280. Now I won't have enough time to go fish,
because I have to make another fire.Copy !req
1281. It takes a lot of work
to make a fire, you know.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, yeah. We know.Copy !req
1283. Okay.Copy !req
1284. Okay. Okay, okay.
Let's get this day started.Copy !req
1285. Come on, everybody. Let's go.Copy !req
1286. - Okay.
- Cool.Copy !req
1287. Wait, wait, wait.
There's one more thing.Copy !req
1288. Because, last night,
we left our backpack here,Copy !req
1289. and, well, we're not very sure, but...Copy !req
1290. we think we're missing
a pack of pretzel sticks.Copy !req
1291. - You didn't take it, did you?
- No.Copy !req
1292. No.Copy !req
1293. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, we're sure! Come on.Copy !req
1294. - Why are we being accused?
- Oh, no, I'm not accusing you.Copy !req
1295. I'm just making sure, because...Copy !req
1296. What's this?Copy !req
1297. - Well, we didn't...
- You didn't?Copy !req
1298. - No.
- No, we didn't.Copy !req
1299. - And you're sure you didn't?
- We are sure we didn't.Copy !req
1300. - Very sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
1301. - I think they need to be punished.
- Yes, ma'am Paula.Copy !req
1302. This is really bad.Copy !req
1303. This is really, really bad.Copy !req
1304. Oh, come on...Copy !req
1305. I mean,
you didn't watch the fire.Copy !req
1306. And then you steal
a pack of pretzel sticks?Copy !req
1307. - Yeah, and lie about it.
- We deserved it.Copy !req
1308. And not just to me,
to everybody here.Copy !req
1309. How can we trust you,
after what you did?Copy !req
1310. I need to say something now,
because this is becoming ridiculous.Copy !req
1311. - No, let me say something, Abigail.
- Did you see that?Copy !req
1312. What?Copy !req
1313. Don't point at her.
Put your hands down.Copy !req
1314. - Okay, alright, Just let me say, though...
- Put your hands down!Copy !req
1315. What?Copy !req
1316. Your body language
is so aggressive, Carl!Copy !req
1317. - What?
- I'm not getting any food for you.Copy !req
1318. - You find your own food.
- What? Come on, man...Copy !req
1319. - No, Abigail, that's so unfair!
- Put your hands down.Copy !req
1320. You seriously don't get it.
Put your hands down!Copy !req
1321. - I'm trying to defend myself.
- Don't defend yourself!Copy !req
1322. You are inflicting pain on her
by defending yourself.Copy !req
1323. Shut the fuck up! No...Copy !req
1324. No!Copy !req
1325. Hey!Copy !req
1326. Oh... hey.Copy !req
1327. - What a nice fish, huh?
- Yes.Copy !req
1328. - Wow!
- We have a lot.Copy !req
1329. So it's dinner, huh? Great.Copy !req
1330. - Where did you get it?
- There, at the back of the rock.Copy !req
1331. - You're good at that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1332. You need help?Copy !req
1333. Yeah, sure, get some Nutella.Copy !req
1334. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
1335. What?Copy !req
1336. - Yaya? Wait, wait!
- Dickhead! Piss off!Copy !req
1337. Okay, I'm going
to the lifeboat now.Copy !req
1338. Ma'am Paula, can you stay here
and watch the fire?Copy !req
1339. Sure.Copy !req
1340. And since Carl didn't eat anything today,
he can sleep with me in the lifeboat.Copy !req
1341. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
1342. - Can I come?
- Abigail, can we both come or...?Copy !req
1343. No, just you.Copy !req
1344. Fine, I'll take the pretzels!Copy !req
1345. You're making this
into an issue.Copy !req
1346. Are you going to take them?
Yes, take them. Good.Copy !req
1347. Why are you making this into an issue?Copy !req
1348. I'm coming! One second!Copy !req
1349. - What are you gonna do on the boat?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1350. Don't act naive, seriously!Copy !req
1351. I don't know why she asked me,
but I'm gonna do it, of course...Copy !req
1352. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
1353. What do you think she wants with
you?Copy !req
1354. You're a young, hot guy.
What do you think she's going to do with you?Copy !req
1355. - Okay, then give them back...
- No. No!Copy !req
1356. - Let me take them back.
- No. And they're mine, okay?Copy !req
1357. Take a few, and I'll take them back,
cos I don't wanna do this.Copy !req
1358. - It's not a good idea.
- I want these!Copy !req
1359. You need to tell me what to do!
You need to tell me how to navigate this.Copy !req
1360. Yaya?Copy !req
1361. You just have to stroke her ego.Copy !req
1362. Just... laugh at her jokes.Copy !req
1363. And... and smile.Copy !req
1364. Okay.Copy !req
1365. - Make sure to set up boundaries.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1366. - And nothing sexual, okay?
- No, I won't do anything sexual.Copy !req
1367. And don't do anything
you wouldn't want me to do.Copy !req
1368. No, I won't do anything
you're not comfortable with.Copy !req
1369. No kissing. Nothing like that!Copy !req
1370. Yaya, I think she's probably
expecting something.Copy !req
1371. - Like what?
- I don't know... I...Copy !req
1372. - A massage, or...
- A massage?Copy !req
1373. - I don't know. She might want something.
- Definitely not a massage!Copy !req
1374. She just gave me a whole fucking
packet of pretzels for you...Copy !req
1375. I don't know what to say...
I can't do anything?Copy !req
1376. - No!
- Okay, but...Copy !req
1377. - Massage her neck. Okay?
- I can massage her neck?Copy !req
1378. - Her neck, that's it!
- Okay, okay, okay...Copy !req
1379. Okay.Copy !req
1380. - I love you so much.
- Well, I hate you.Copy !req
1381. I understand! Fuck...Copy !req
1382. Yeah... Coming!Copy !req
1383. - See you in a bit.
- Morning.Copy !req
1384. - Oh, morning.
- Asshole.Copy !req
1385. Yaya!
Yaya, wait. Wait.Copy !req
1386. Hey, you!Copy !req
1387. - See you later.
- Okay.Copy !req
1388. Pirate! Pirate! He's
coming! He got caught!Copy !req
1389. Disgusting.Copy !req
1390. What?Copy !req
1391. What the fuck?Copy !req
1392. Oh, fucking hell...Copy !req
1393. - Pretty boy!
- We can see you!Copy !req
1394. Have you ever used your...
when you were young?Copy !req
1395. Oh, you slept with somebody
to get a job?Copy !req
1396. No, you didn't?Copy !req
1397. Really? Once?Copy !req
1398. Therese...Copy !req
1399. Where is it?Copy !req
1400. - Give it to me!
- Take it! Take it.Copy !req
1401. You're acting like children.
Give me the whistle!Copy !req
1402. Give me the whistle now!Copy !req
1403. So childish!Copy !req
1404. Hey...Copy !req
1405. - Pirate? What was it?
- Did you see it?Copy !req
1406. - What was it?
- I don't know what it is.Copy !req
1407. - What's going on?
- They're hunting something.Copy !req
1408. No. We don't go there.
What?Copy !req
1409. Come on, guys!Copy !req
1410. Nelson, give me that.Copy !req
1411. Are you sure?Copy !req
1412. Fuck...Copy !req
1413. It's a female.Copy !req
1414. Kill it.Copy !req
1415. It's moving. It's moving.Copy !req
1416. - What?
- It's not dead. It's not dead.Copy !req
1417. - It's moving.
- It's not dead.Copy !req
1418. - What's he doing?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1419. Ah, again! Do it again!Copy !req
1420. Jarmo! Jarmo... la tempe.Copy !req
1421. Hey, you did it!Copy !req
1422. Hunter Jarmo! Big hunter! Come
on!Copy !req
1423. - Give him applause! Hey!
- Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo...Copy !req
1424. - Big donkey hunt!
- Come on, speech!Copy !req
1425. - Okay, okay!
- The donkey fairytale...Copy !req
1426. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
1427. Okay... To kill a donkey,
it may be a great achievement.Copy !req
1428. But there's one thing
that's so much greater.Copy !req
1429. - To paint!
- To paint, yes!Copy !req
1430. To paint a donkey!Copy !req
1431. Yes!Copy !req
1432. Let's take a look
at the expression.Copy !req
1433. - Who did this one?
- Me.Copy !req
1434. Okay, the feet are close, close together.Copy !req
1435. This donkey wants to be in
control.Copy !req
1436. But it looks almost scared.Copy !req
1437. You want to tell this donkey
to...Copy !req
1438. to not be so scared.Copy !req
1439. To lose control and bound away
across the fields,Copy !req
1440. wildly waving its tail!Copy !req
1441. - Sure, it will make mistakes...
- Carl, what are you doing?Copy !req
1442. - Carl?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1443. What are you doing with your
hand?Copy !req
1444. - Which one?
- Seriously?Copy !req
1445. I'm just resting it on the
chair.Copy !req
1446. Why is your hand
under her jacket on a chair?Copy !req
1447. What...?Copy !req
1448. It was just...
I don't know, it was there,Copy !req
1449. resting on the side of... the chair.Copy !req
1450. I'm coming.
I'm coming!Copy !req
1451. I'm coming...Copy !req
1452. - Oh, I can't concentrate...
- Oh, God!Copy !req
1453. Okay, you know...Copy !req
1454. if you can't handle it, just tell me,
nobody's forcing you to do anything.Copy !req
1455. It's just all this fucking sneaking around
and hiding things from everyone.Copy !req
1456. It's too much. It's...
it's becoming unbearable.Copy !req
1457. I mean, they're obviously not happy
with what we're doing in here.Copy !req
1458. Okay, so... Let's just... tell them the truth.Copy !req
1459. You give me something, and I
give you something in return.Copy !req
1460. You realize what position
that puts me in?Copy !req
1461. No.Copy !req
1462. Well, just because it's more open
that you're a flesh peddler,Copy !req
1463. it doesn't mean
they're gonna accept the factCopy !req
1464. that you're buying sex
with the common food.Copy !req
1465. Oh, come on, I didn't...Copy !req
1466. Do you know the amount of work
I put into this island?Copy !req
1467. - I go fishing every day, I make fire...
- I know, I know.Copy !req
1468. - I'm responsible for everybody here!
- I know, I'm sorry, I know.Copy !req
1469. - Shouldn't that give me an advantage?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.Copy !req
1470. - Okay!
- You deserve to do what you want, I know.Copy !req
1471. The absurd thing is that,
if we were a couple,Copy !req
1472. they wouldn't care
what we did in here.Copy !req
1473. But, really, maybe we should just do that,
maybe we should just get on with it.Copy !req
1474. I don't know, kiss a little bit
in public and hold hands.Copy !req
1475. - Surely that would be easier?
- What about Yaya?Copy !req
1476. I would have a conversation with Yaya.
I would have to be an adult about it.Copy !req
1477. And figure it out, but...
I think it would be easier for her, probably.Copy !req
1478. I mean, she's having to deal
with all this gossip as well.Copy !req
1479. Carl, I... I don't know.Copy !req
1480. Do you want me
to break up with Yaya?Copy !req
1481. - No.
- No?Copy !req
1482. That's your decision, not mine.Copy !req
1483. I'm not asking you to do it,
I'm just seeing what you think about it.Copy !req
1484. I know, but that doesn't mean that
you can put me in-between the two of you.Copy !req
1485. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1486. It's kind of a perfect scenario
for you, I mean...Copy !req
1487. You get what you want,
you have no obligations,Copy !req
1488. no responsibilities, you know.Copy !req
1489. Why do you have to make
everything so complicated?Copy !req
1490. Because I feel like I need to
know where this is going, Abigail.Copy !req
1491. Let's just have fun.Copy !req
1492. No, but I need to try to deal
with this situation.Copy !req
1493. I... I don't wanna piss off...Copy !req
1494. I don't wanna annoy anyone
anymore.Copy !req
1495. Do you remember what you said
the first night you were here?Copy !req
1496. What did you say?Copy !req
1497. "I love you, you give me fish."Copy !req
1498. Exactly.Copy !req
1499. And do you know why
that is so beautiful?Copy !req
1500. - No.
- Like you...Copy !req
1501. - Why?
- Because it's the truth.Copy !req
1502. So, Nelson... you're a pirate, huh?Copy !req
1503. Come on, stop it.Copy !req
1504. Okay. If I was a pirate,
what would you ask me?Copy !req
1505. How much money do you make?Copy !req
1506. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
1507. I don't know, like... 3,000 euros.Copy !req
1508. - On one attack?
- Yeah, one attack.Copy !req
1509. If we succeed.Copy !req
1510. So, you work on commission, huh?Copy !req
1511. - Yeah.
- Shit!Copy !req
1512. The client is making all money?Copy !req
1513. Yeah, but you can make more
if you have your own boat.Copy !req
1514. 3,000 euros...
Come on, you're crazy.Copy !req
1515. My girlfriend is expensive.Copy !req
1516. What? You invest in your
girlfriend?Copy !req
1517. Yeah.Copy !req
1518. You should do it
the other way around.Copy !req
1519. Invest in business, buy a boat,
and the girls will come to you.Copy !req
1520. Yeah?Copy !req
1521. Sure, I know.Copy !req
1522. Hey.Copy !req
1523. I was just wondering
if I could borrow the backpack.Copy !req
1524. - Abigail?
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1525. - What are you going to do, Yaya?
- Go for a hike over the mountain.Copy !req
1526. See if I can find something.Copy !req
1527. - I'll go with you.
- It's okay, I can go by myself.Copy !req
1528. No, Yaya, it's not safe
for you to go alone. I'll go with you.Copy !req
1529. Okay.Copy !req
1530. - Do you want me to come?
- No. You stay here.Copy !req
1531. I need some time alone with her.Copy !req
1532. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1533. I'll take it.Copy !req
1534. I'm glad we're doing this
together, Yaya.Copy !req
1535. Me, too.Copy !req
1536. I actually wanted
to tell you that I'm...Copy !req
1537. really impressed by
everything you're doing here.Copy !req
1538. I mean, you managed to run
a fucking matriarchy, Abigail.Copy !req
1539. You domesticated
all the old alpha males.Copy !req
1540. Yeah!Copy !req
1541. Thank you.Copy !req
1542. No, it's really impressive.Copy !req
1543. We should stick together, huh?Copy !req
1544. Oh, my God...Copy !req
1545. I think it should be
a little easier from here.Copy !req
1546. Nein, nein.Copy !req
1547. Abigail!Copy !req
1548. Yeah?Copy !req
1549. I see something!Copy !req
1550. A what?Copy !req
1551. I can't hear you!Copy !req
1552. - Abigail! Hurry up!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
1553. - Abigail!
- Yaya!Copy !req
1554. Yaya!Copy !req
1555. Abigail!Copy !req
1556. Abigail!
Abigail, there's an elevator!Copy !req
1557. - It's a resort, Abigail!
- A what?Copy !req
1558. It's a resort!Copy !req
1559. Come, look! It's a luxury
resort!Copy !req
1560. It's been there the whole time!Copy !req
1561. It's been there
the whole fucking time, Abigail!Copy !req
1562. Come.Copy !req
1563. Come, Abigail. Come.Copy !req
1564. Abigail?Copy !req
1565. Let's enjoy this moment.Copy !req
1566. - It's surreal, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1567. You must be excited
to see your kids, huh?Copy !req
1568. I don't have kids.Copy !req
1569. Sorry.Copy !req
1570. Let's go.Copy !req
1571. I need to wee-wee.Copy !req
1572. - Yeah.
- And then we will go.Copy !req
1573. Okay.Copy !req
1574. Abigail?Copy !req
1575. Abigail, I can try and help you.Copy !req
1576. I don't know how, but...Copy !req
1577. Abigail... maybe you can come
and work for me?Copy !req
1578. You could be my assistant.Copy !req
1579. Fuck!Copy !req