1. So, what are the most important
aspects of being a male model?Copy !req
2. I would say: look good.Copy !req
3. Yes? And?Copy !req
4. - Er, that's it.
- And walk!Copy !req
5. Look good and walk?
But not at the same time, right?Copy !req
6. - Most of the times at the same time.
- Really? Can you do that?Copy !req
7. - Er, sure.
- Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead.Copy !req
8. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
9. Thank you.
Next!Copy !req
10. Okay...
Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
11. What do we have here?Copy !req
12. - Hey, there.
- What's up, man?Copy !req
13. So, I want to know, did your parents
support you in being a male model?Copy !req
14. All the way, right from the start.Copy !req
15. - Even your father?
- Even my father, yeah. Why?Copy !req
16. He wanted you to enter this industry
where you earn only 1/3 of the women,Copy !req
17. where you constantly have
to maneuver homosexual menCopy !req
18. who want to sleep with you?Copy !req
19. 'I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing
here with my very best friend...'Copy !req
20. - What was your name?
- Er, Carl.Copy !req
21. My best friend Carl!Copy !req
22. - How are you today, Carl?
- Yeah, good, good.Copy !req
23. So, is this runway casting for a
grumpy brand or a smiley brand?Copy !req
24. Er, I don't know, man.
I don't know.Copy !req
25. Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones,Copy !req
26. and the more expensive the brand gets,Copy !req
27. you start to look down on your consumer.Copy !req
28. Like, if you want to be a part of
this "von oben" one-man in-crowd,Copy !req
29. you have to show us some serious cash.Copy !req
30. - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah?
- Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!Copy !req
31. And if you get the job, you will
get to wear exclusive clothing,Copy !req
32. and look down on your consumer.Copy !req
33. Okay, Carl.
Show us some of that grumpy look.Copy !req
34. - No, no...
- Yeah, let's go!Copy !req
35. Come on, Carl!
You can do it.Copy !req
36. Yes!
"Don't you dare talk to me!Copy !req
37. "I'm an Aryan 'Ubermensch',
too obsessed with the image of myselfCopy !req
38. "to be involved with anything that doesn't
fit my stylized image of the world."Copy !req
39. Wait...Copy !req
40. "Suddenly, I'm dressed
in something way less expensive.Copy !req
41. "It's H&M!"Copy !req
42. Everybody, come together!Copy !req
43. "You can too be a part of this happy,
smiling group of mixed skin colors,Copy !req
44. "for not that much money!
♪ friendship, #everyonesequal,Copy !req
45. "#happylife,
#stopclimatechange."Copy !req
46. Oh, no!
Oh! I am so sorry, darling.Copy !req
47. I didn't see that it was
Balenciaga you're wearing.Copy !req
48. "We are strong and tough
and unapproachable!"Copy !req
49. Show me that Balenciaga look!Copy !req
50. Oh, I'm sorry,
I think it's back to H&M again!Copy !req
51. "Yeah! We're just kidding.
We're so cheap, we're so happy!"Copy !req
52. Everybody, come closer together!Copy !req
53. Balenciaga is back!
Ooh, fiercer than ever!Copy !req
54. "We are stone cold.Copy !req
55. "Yes!
Oh, my God, get away from us!"Copy !req
56. H&M is here again!Copy !req
57. Balenciaga!Copy !req
58. And H&M!Copy !req
59. Balenciaga!Copy !req
60. And H&M!Copy !req
61. Oh, everybody,
give it up for these guys!Copy !req
62. Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl!Copy !req
63. Here...Copy !req
64. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
65. How are you guys doing?Copy !req
66. - Oh, it's you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. You can hardly tell
it's the same guy.Copy !req
68. How old is this perfume campaign?Copy !req
69. When was it?
Er, three years ago.Copy !req
70. - And then maybe a year after that.
- Okay...Copy !req
71. So you do castings again, then?Copy !req
72. Yeah.Copy !req
73. Could you do a little walk for us?Copy !req
74. Er... Just quick.
No smiling. No stopping.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. One more time.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. Okay...Copy !req
79. Today, fashion is not just about surface.
It's about the inside.Copy !req
80. Think about a tune that you like
when you walk.Copy !req
81. Look at me.Copy !req
82. - Can you do that?
- Yeah, so like a rhythm?Copy !req
83. Yeah.
Go!Copy !req
84. Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness?Copy !req
85. - It's like between your eyebrows here.
- Okay.Copy !req
86. A little bit more...Copy !req
87. Okay. And open your mouth so
you look a little bit more available.Copy !req
88. Okay, not that much.
A little bit less.Copy !req
89. Okay.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
90. - Thank you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
91. Next, please!Copy !req
92. - Hi!
- Hi.Copy !req
93. - Where can I sit?
- Sorry?Copy !req
94. - I don't have a seat now.
- Can you just...? There's a seat.Copy !req
95. Just right up there.
Yeah. Just there.Copy !req
96. Yaya! Yaya!Copy !req
97. Yaya, look here.
Look here, Yaya!Copy !req
98. Yaya!Copy !req
99. Yaya!Copy !req
100. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
101. Thank you, honey.Copy !req
102. That's so sweet of you.Copy !req
103. Do you like the place?Copy !req
104. - A little stuffy?
- A little stuffy.Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. I don't know, you looked like
you were thinking there.Copy !req
107. No, I'm not.
I'm not.Copy !req
108. Cool.Copy !req
109. I can tell there's something's wrong.
Just talk to me, what is it?Copy !req
110. No, it's just...Copy !req
111. When you say...Copy !req
112. When you say,
"Thank you, honey" like that...Copy !req
113. You don't really give me an
option but to pay.Copy !req
114. It was just an observation.
Just something I've noticed.Copy !req
115. - We can split the bill if you like.
- No, no...Copy !req
116. - I can whip out a calculator...
- No, no, okay.Copy !req
117. - How many glasses of wine did you have?
- Oh, sure...Copy !req
118. - You had, like, three more.
- That's not what I mean.Copy !req
119. Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know.Copy !req
120. Hmm...Copy !req
121. Don't you remember last night?
You said you were gonna...Copy !req
122. You said you were gonna pay
for food today.Copy !req
123. At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks.
Tomorrow I'll get it."Copy !req
124. Sure, but then you picked up the bill,Copy !req
125. and I thought you wanted to pay,
so I said, "Thank you, honey."Copy !req
126. - But it was there for such a long time...
- I didn't see it.Copy !req
127. - You didn't see it?
- I, er...Copy !req
128. No, I didn't.
I didn't see it.Copy !req
129. Or I didn't notice it.
We were just having a nice dinner.Copy !req
130. You didn't see the bill
when it got put on the table?Copy !req
131. No, I didn't, Carl.Copy !req
132. So the waiter came in, and put it
in the middle of the table just there.Copy !req
133. - And you didn't happen to see it?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
134. What? I'm asking you seriously now,
because...Copy !req
135. Wow...Copy !req
136. What's... What's "wow"?Copy !req
137. What are you doing?Copy !req
138. No, no, no. Just don't... Wait.
Can you sit down? Sit down.Copy !req
139. I'm just trying to figure out
what exactly I did wrong!Copy !req
140. - Seriously?
- Calm down. Please, just sit down.Copy !req
141. - You're fighting over money!
- No! That's not what's...Copy !req
142. - That's literally what's happening.
- I'm just pointing out the fact that...Copy !req
143. - Why are you so obsessed with money?
- I'm not obsessed.Copy !req
144. Can you just sit down, please?
I'm not obsessed with money.Copy !req
145. It was just an observation from yesterday.
Can you please sit down?Copy !req
146. - No, no, no... What are you doing?
- It's fine.Copy !req
147. Well, you can't pay now,
that's ridiculous.Copy !req
148. - Don't, Carl.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
149. - Let go.
- No, no, no... I'm paying the bill.Copy !req
150. That's not why I said it.Copy !req
151. - Sorry.
- Are we enjoying ourselves?Copy !req
152. Yes, thanks, yeah.
Yaya...Copy !req
153. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
154. Now I feel bad.Copy !req
155. Why?
I make more money than you.Copy !req
156. Excuse me.
Your card didn't work.Copy !req
157. - Do you have another one, maybe?
- Can you try it again, please?Copy !req
158. I tried it twice.Copy !req
159. - I'm sorry, we don't accept that one.
- Just take this one.Copy !req
160. Carl! Just give me a second.
Just wait!Copy !req
161. - Let me pay.
- Just wait!Copy !req
162. It's fine, you don't have enough cash.
Take that.Copy !req
163. - You accept that one, yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
164. - Thank you.
- Thanks so much.Copy !req
165. Thank you.Copy !req
166. I do think it's quite crazy how
it's such a hard thing to talk about.Copy !req
167. Money.Copy !req
168. It's such a touchy subject.
Don't you think?Copy !req
169. Yeah, I think it's un-sexy
to talk about money.Copy !req
170. Okay, but then why is that?Copy !req
171. I don't know, it's just not sexy.Copy !req
172. Well, you don't think it's because
it's so tied to gender roles?Copy !req
173. Fuckin' hell, the menu in the
restaurant didn't even have prices for you.Copy !req
174. That's not fair, Carl.Copy !req
175. - I'm always paying.
- No, no, no, let's take you out of it here.Copy !req
176. And just talk about women in general.Copy !req
177. I'm a generous person, Carl.
Ask any of my friends.Copy !req
178. Sure you're generous, but...Copy !req
179. But?Copy !req
180. When it comes to you and me,
we're dealing with roles that I hate.Copy !req
181. I don't want to be the man,
whilst you're the woman,Copy !req
182. I want us to be best friends.Copy !req
183. - I don't wanna sleep with my best friend.
- No, that's not...Copy !req
184. You don't understand what I'm
trying to say. I mean...Copy !req
185. We shouldn't just slip into the
stereotypical gender-based rolesCopy !req
186. that everyone else seems to be doing.Copy !req
187. I want us to be equal.Copy !req
188. Excuse me?Copy !req
189. - You have to fight.
- I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
190. If you love her, you have to
fight for her.Copy !req
191. I've been there, I know.Copy !req
192. If you don't fight,
you're gonna be her slave.Copy !req
193. The thing is, Yaya, I like to take you for dinner.
I enjoy paying for you.Copy !req
194. But there comes a point
where I do feel used.Copy !req
195. I use you?Copy !req
196. Well, I'm just referring to my
feelings now, but sure, if we...Copy !req
197. No, no. Just wait.
If we go back the last week or so,Copy !req
198. then, yeah, maybe there is a point...Copy !req
199. Are you being serious?Copy !req
200. I got you this shirt.
I invited you for dinner.Copy !req
201. - You're staying at my hotel.
- Well, you got this shirt for free.Copy !req
202. - And actually you didn't pay for dinner.
- That's because my card didn't work.Copy !req
203. There's a cash machine in the lobby.
I'll pay you back every last cent...Copy !req
204. It's okay.Copy !req
205. Carl, I always intended to pay you back.Copy !req
206. I didn't realize you wanted the
money right now before going to bed.Copy !req
207. - So your intention was to pay me back?
- Yes.Copy !req
208. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
209. So why did you take the 50-euro bill?Copy !req
210. Once I realized you didn't have
enough cash, I paid the bill.Copy !req
211. Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill,
you put it back in your purse.Copy !req
212. What? I'm just saying what happened, Yaya.Copy !req
213. What are you...?
Don't!Copy !req
214. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
215. Don't fucking do that to me!Copy !req
216. Don't... fucking do that to me, Yaya!Copy !req
217. Don't do that to me!Copy !req
218. - 'Going down.'
- Don't fucking shove things down me!Copy !req
219. - You fucking child!
- Seriously...Copy !req
220. You're behaving like a crazy person.Copy !req
221. Shut up!
Don't do things like that to me!Copy !req
222. What the hell are you doing with my money?Copy !req
223. Your money? Oh, my God!
It's not about money, Yaya!Copy !req
224. It's not about...Copy !req
225. It's not about the fucking money, Yaya!Copy !req
226. - Oh!
- This is... No, it's not!Copy !req
227. You're not understanding the point!
It's not about the money!Copy !req
228. I'll give you that 50 euros!
I'll give you a 100 euros!Copy !req
229. - Oh, yeah?
- No! I'm serious now!Copy !req
230. This is not about the fucking money!
Why won't you understand it?Copy !req
231. Understand my point!Copy !req
232. This is not about the money!Copy !req
233. - Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
- I want it to be equal, Yaya!Copy !req
234. Thought he might be dangerous,
but he just looked like...Copy !req
235. Bullshit feminist.Copy !req
236. For fuck's...Copy !req
237. - What have you been doing?
- Trying to sleep on a chair.Copy !req
238. - How'd that go?
- Well, I'm back.Copy !req
239. What have you been doing?Copy !req
240. I was... walking up and down
the corridor and...Copy !req
241. - Texting you multiple times.
- Hmm, a lot...Copy !req
242. - You saw them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
243. - This is so silly.
- Yeah.Copy !req
244. I'm... so good at being...Copy !req
245. manipulative.Copy !req
246. I don't know, I do it and I don't
even realize that I'm doing it.Copy !req
247. - Yeah...
- I love you.Copy !req
248. No, but seriously,
it's amazing that you can tell me that.Copy !req
249. Now you're a generous person.Copy !req
250. Okay.Copy !req
251. Alright.Copy !req
252. Ask me anything.Copy !req
253. You sure?Copy !req
254. Uh-huh.Copy !req
255. In the restaurant, with the bill...Copy !req
256. What about it?Copy !req
257. You intentionally
didn't pick that up, right?Copy !req
258. - Yes.
- Of course.Copy !req
259. Didn't that embarrass you?Copy !req
260. Nope.Copy !req
261. - But you make more money than I do.
- It's not about the money.Copy !req
262. And you said you were gonna pay...Copy !req
263. It doesn't really matter
who makes more money.Copy !req
264. What is it about, then?Copy !req
265. What if I...Copy !req
266. fall pregnant?Copy !req
267. With me?Copy !req
268. What if I fall pregnant
and I can't go on working?Copy !req
269. I need to know that the person
I'm with intends to take care of me.Copy !req
270. Otherwise I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
271. Yeah, I guess you're not the
kind to work in...Copy !req
272. a restaurant or a supermarket, are you?Copy !req
273. No offense.Copy !req
274. I'm a model, honey, the only way
for me to get out of this lifeCopy !req
275. is to become someone's trophy wife.Copy !req
276. So, there's nothing else to this for you?Copy !req
277. Other than...Copy !req
278. increasing the followers on
our Instagram, and all of that.Copy !req
279. - It make sense, doesn't it?
- Sure.Copy !req
280. I like you. You like me.
It's good for business.Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. - Nothing more?
- Uh-hmm.Copy !req
283. - Uh-hmm?
- Uh-hmm.Copy !req
284. I'd like to put a bet on that.Copy !req
285. Okay.Copy !req
286. - Deal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
287. We'll see.Copy !req
288. I'll make you love me.Copy !req
289. - It'll be real love as well.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
290. - Yep.
- Okay.Copy !req
291. You'll forget about this trophy shit.Copy !req
292. And you'll love me.Copy !req
293. 'The success of a luxury
cruise mainly depends on two moments.Copy !req
294. 'Number one: the first hours
the guests are on board.Copy !req
295. 'And number two: the last day
the guests are on board.Copy !req
296. 'And if we can impress them
on those two occasions,Copy !req
297. 'then the cruise will probably be a success.'Copy !req
298. And I don't want to hear anybody saying,Copy !req
299. "We don't need to uncover the
sundeck, they all leave after breakfast."Copy !req
300. No. I want full set-up every morning.Copy !req
301. No excuses.Copy !req
302. Not even for the last hour.Copy !req
303. It's always,
"Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"Copy !req
304. If there is an illegal substance
they want, or...Copy !req
305. a unicorn!Copy !req
306. "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"Copy !req
307. - Yes!
- Whoo!Copy !req
308. Yes!Copy !req
309. I know, I know what it is
to work for service.Copy !req
310. I know all the challenges you're facing.Copy !req
311. But at these times, I ask of you
to keep that chin up.Copy !req
312. Stay strong.Copy !req
313. And try to remind yourself...Copy !req
314. if everything goes well...Copy !req
315. at the end of the cruise...Copy !req
316. - Money, money, money...
- ... you might be getting...Copy !req
317. - ... a very generous tip!
- Money, money, money...Copy !req
318. Money! Money! Money!Copy !req
319. Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!Copy !req
320. - Money!
- Yes!Copy !req
321. Alicia, who do we have on board?Copy !req
322. No...Copy !req
323. - Housekeeping!
- No. No, thank you.Copy !req
324. - Do you want me to clean the room?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
325. Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes?Copy !req
326. - No, you can come back a bit later.
- Okay, one hour?Copy !req
327. Could you just
come back later, please?Copy !req
328. Okay, I'll come back later.
Sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
329. Let me change.Copy !req
330. What?Copy !req
331. Nothing.Copy !req
332. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
333. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
334. - Are you talking to the crew?
- Yeah...Copy !req
335. - Why are you talking to the crew?
- I said hello.Copy !req
336. Yeah, you smiled at him and said hello.Copy !req
337. - So?
- Ah...Copy !req
338. Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting
here together, you shouldn't...Copy !req
339. - You just don't do that.
- Do what?Copy !req
340. If I started smiling
at the hot stewardess and...Copy !req
341. - You know...
- You think she's hot?Copy !req
342. No, but if she was,
and I started smiling at her,Copy !req
343. and giggling and saying,
"Hey," like you did,Copy !req
344. then you wouldn't like it, would you?Copy !req
345. - Are you jealous?
- No.Copy !req
346. - No?
- No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like...Copy !req
347. I mean, come on, look at you.
And then...Copy !req
348. And then a hot guy turns up.
I mean, he shouldn't be...Copy !req
349. Do you think he's hot?Copy !req
350. He's alright.Copy !req
351. - Do you?
- Yeah!Copy !req
352. - What the fuck, man?
- You just said you thought he was hot!Copy !req
353. But come on, you don't have to...
You said it very quickly. Jesus!Copy !req
354. Drop it, okay?Copy !req
355. Can I help you, sir?Copy !req
356. - Sorry, just quickly...
- Yes?Copy !req
357. I was on the rear deck, and one
of your crew members was...Copy !req
358. - ... bare-chested.
- Really?Copy !req
359. Yeah, and like smoking and stuff.Copy !req
360. Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's so inappropriate.Copy !req
361. - Yeah, it did feel a little bit...
- No, of course.Copy !req
362. I'll take care of that.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
363. - Maybe it's not a big issue...
- No, but it's not acceptable here.Copy !req
364. I thought I'd just let you know, cos...
Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it.Copy !req
365. Well, thank you so much.
It won't happen again, sir.Copy !req
366. - I promise you that.
- Alright, thanks.Copy !req
367. - Alicia?
- Yeah?Copy !req
368. There's a crew member
up on deck with no shirt on.Copy !req
369. - No shirt on?
- Yes.Copy !req
370. Sorry.
Just, er...Copy !req
371. Yes?Copy !req
372. Is it possible to look
at the engagement rings?Copy !req
373. - Yes. Yes, of course!
- Is that alright?Copy !req
374. Definitely, yes.
Okay.Copy !req
375. This is a beautiful ring.
This is 24-carat gold.Copy !req
376. And we have a point nine
diamond in the middle,Copy !req
377. and we have four brilliants
on every side of the band.Copy !req
378. - It's a very beautiful ring.
- Yes. It's really nice.Copy !req
379. Do you want me to try it on
so you can see it on a hand?Copy !req
380. - Oh, okay, yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
381. - If you don't mind?
- No, of course.Copy !req
382. Hmm...Copy !req
383. Yeah?Copy !req
384. It's a very nice diamond, this one.
It's a flawless diamond.Copy !req
385. What was the price of that one?Copy !req
386. This one is... 28,000 euros.Copy !req
387. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
388. 'Can we get an almond
latte to foredeck?'Copy !req
389. Captain?Copy !req
390. Uh, yes?Copy !req
391. I just wanted to tell you
it's time for the safety drill.Copy !req
392. Uh, well, no, I'm...Copy !req
393. I'm just not feeling well.Copy !req
394. - Should I get the doctor?
- No, no, I'll be fine.Copy !req
395. Just have the First take care of it,
and then...Copy !req
396. you know, I'll see you later.Copy !req
397. Okay!Copy !req
398. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
399. Abigail? Could you get the tray?
Thank you.Copy !req
400. Honey, Nutella.Copy !req
401. Hm-mm...Copy !req
402. Another one?Copy !req
403. Have a little look.Copy !req
404. - Aren't you going to eat the pasta?
- Sorry?Copy !req
405. Aren't you going to eat the
pasta?Copy !req
406. Oh, er...
No. I'm gluten intolerant.Copy !req
407. Oh?Copy !req
408. It's just for the pictures.
She's an influencer.Copy !req
409. - Oh!
- Okay.Copy !req
410. Wow!Copy !req
411. You make money from that?Copy !req
412. - Champagne, sir?
- Nah... White wine.Copy !req
413. - Sorry, what?
- Yeah... It depends.Copy !req
414. It depends.
You mostly get free stuff, to be honest.Copy !req
415. We got this cruise for free.Copy !req
416. Good! Her looks paid for the tickets.
Not bad, huh?Copy !req
417. - Good, huh?
- I guess so, yeah. It did.Copy !req
418. - A lovely couple, huh?
- Yeah, that's nice.Copy !req
419. - Not bad, not bad.
- Thank you.Copy !req
420. So, what do you do?Copy !req
421. I sell shit.Copy !req
422. - What, sorry?
- I sell shit!Copy !req
423. - Fertilizer for agriculture.
- Oh, fertilizer...Copy !req
424. - Interesting.
- In every business it's the right place...Copy !req
425. in the right moment.
My right place: east Europe.Copy !req
426. Right place: end of 80s,
beginning of 90s.Copy !req
427. And, er...Copy !req
428. So, business start, yeah?Copy !req
429. - In 80s, I was...
- Baby? Can I have this one?Copy !req
430. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
431. - Yeah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
432. - Yeah.
- Love you.Copy !req
433. Yeah, yeah...
So, in the beginning of 80s,Copy !req
434. I was only CEOCopy !req
435. in one agriculture "Kombinat",
we called it.Copy !req
436. Hundred thousand pigs,
two million chickens.Copy !req
437. And we're getting some kind of monopoly.Copy !req
438. You can call me the King of the Shit!Copy !req
439. - It was...
- I love him. I love him!Copy !req
440. And when you have money, you know,Copy !req
441. you don't leave money to sleep,
you understand?Copy !req
442. - Money must not sleep, you know.
- Okay.Copy !req
443. So you put this money from this business,Copy !req
444. because factories shutting down...Copy !req
445. And the desert is
tiramisu.Copy !req
446. Or panna cotta,
you like both of those.Copy !req
447. - Oh... you choose.
- A-ha...Copy !req
448. You have the panna cotta,
I'll have a tiramisu.Copy !req
449. Fine.Copy !req
450. Hello!Copy !req
451. Cheers.Copy !req
452. I'm Clementine.
And this is my husband, Winston.Copy !req
453. We're from Great Britain.Copy !req
454. My name is Clementine.Copy !req
455. - And this is my husband, Winston.
- Winston.Copy !req
456. We're from Great Britain.Copy !req
457. Hello. This is my wife, Therese.Copy !req
458. She understands you perfectly,
but my wife had a stroke.Copy !req
459. Since then, she's suffering
from a disability of speaking.Copy !req
460. "In den... In den..."Copy !req
461. In den Wol...?Copy !req
462. - Wolken.
- Wo...Copy !req
463. - Champagne, sir?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
464. - What does it mean?
- "Up in the clouds."Copy !req
465. Oh! How beautiful.Copy !req
466. - Bye, girls.
- Bye.Copy !req
467. Take care.Copy !req
468. Nice to meet you, my friend.
I hope I work with you again.Copy !req
469. It was a pleasure, Mario.Copy !req
470. - We're going to miss you.
- Miss you already.Copy !req
471. - Take care.
- Take care, you.Copy !req
472. Look at that.Copy !req
473. Sad, huh?Copy !req
474. He's hunting.Copy !req
475. - Huh?
- He's hunting!Copy !req
476. Big dilemma.Copy !req
477. Should he take risk,
or go to the room, huh?Copy !req
478. Come on.Copy !req
479. Look, look!Copy !req
480. Maybe has a little chance!Copy !req
481. Amazing...Copy !req
482. Wow.Copy !req
483. Sorry if I'm interrupting.Copy !req
484. Er... could you just do me a favor?Copy !req
485. I have this girl,
who should be here with me,Copy !req
486. but couldn't come and...Copy !req
487. I would like to take a picture.
Please.Copy !req
488. - Can you take my picture?
- Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
489. I'll stand over here.Copy !req
490. Oh! Sorry, sorry!Copy !req
491. Good?Copy !req
492. - Thank you very much.
- A pleasure...Copy !req
493. - Have a nice evening.
- Yeah, you, too.Copy !req
494. Excuse me?
Mister?Copy !req
495. Hi! Eh...
Can you please come back?Copy !req
496. You can leave your beer, it's okay.Copy !req
497. - What?
- You can leave your beer.Copy !req
498. - If you come in the middle...
- Yeah?Copy !req
499. Then we can take a picture together,
the three of us.Copy !req
500. Okay, nice! Nice!Copy !req
501. Yeah!Copy !req
502. - Now we're talking!
- Yeah!Copy !req
503. More boobs, Yaya!
More boobs!Copy !req
504. Oh...Copy !req
505. Thank you very much!
You're very generous!Copy !req
506. I would like to do something
generous to you.Copy !req
507. They have Rolex watches in the reception.Copy !req
508. We can go down there now, and I
will buy you Rolex watches!Copy !req
509. - No, it's okay. Thank you.
- No! I would like...Copy !req
510. It may sound strange, but I'm...Copy !req
511. What you just did here,
it meant so much to me.Copy !req
512. So I can...Copy !req
513. I'm very rich.Copy !req
514. Yes, let's not beat around the bush.
I'm very rich.Copy !req
515. - How rich are you?
- Oh, I'm so...Copy !req
516. I'm so fucking rich!
I just sold my company.Copy !req
517. Yeah, I'm not drunk!
I told you, I'm not feeling well.Copy !req
518. Do you have problem with that?Copy !req
519. Can't you respect that?Copy !req
520. - Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.Copy !req
521. - Good evening, madam.
- Good evening.Copy !req
522. Are you still there, Paula?Copy !req
523. - Thomas?
- What is it?Copy !req
524. I just want to ask you when you're
able to hold the Captain's Dinner?Copy !req
525. Oh, for fuck's sake...Copy !req
526. - I can't do the Captain's Dinner now!
- No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas.Copy !req
527. When are you able to put on your
uniform and be there for the guests?Copy !req
528. Oh... Okay.
Well, what's the forecast?Copy !req
529. The weather's fine, Thomas.
It's about when you can do it.Copy !req
530. Any day but Thursday.Copy !req
531. - Thurs... Thursday's good.
- No. Thomas.Copy !req
532. - Thursday's bad.
- Huh?Copy !req
533. We have a low-pressure zone moving in.
Any day but Thursday.Copy !req
534. - Yes, Thursday! Okay!
- Okay, Thomas, listen.Copy !req
535. I'll come back and talk to you
about this later.Copy !req
536. Paula!
Every day, they eat dinner.Copy !req
537. And they're going to eat dinner
Thursday as well. Right?Copy !req
538. Your most expensive champagne,
and three glasses.Copy !req
539. - Is this your boyfriends?
- Yeah.Copy !req
540. Guys, you take care of these girls now!Copy !req
541. They're really, really nice girls!
Generous. Caring.Copy !req
542. You treat them right, you know!Copy !req
543. You think they want some champagne?Copy !req
544. Okay, five glasses!
Five glasses.Copy !req
545. Ludmilla...Copy !req
546. - I love you, baby!
- Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
547. Dance with me!Copy !req
548. - I'm terrible at dancing.
- What if I go?Copy !req
549. - Come on, dance with me!
- No, no...Copy !req
550. Come on!
Just a little bit.Copy !req
551. - No, I'm... I'm so...
- Come on. Don't be shy!Copy !req
552. - No...
- Why? I'm dancing.Copy !req
553. - No... I never dance.
- Come on, dance with me.Copy !req
554. - I just don't.
- Why not?Copy !req
555. - I don't like it.
- Okay.Copy !req
556. - I feel embarrassed.
- Alright, it's okay. Whatever...Copy !req
557. Carl?Copy !req
558. Carl?
Are you jealous?Copy !req
559. Hey!
Carl?Copy !req
560. - Who's Carl?
- What?Copy !req
561. - You're not Carl?
- No, no. I'm the pool guy.Copy !req
562. Ooh...Copy !req
563. Sorry about coming into the mansion,
I just needed to get some tools.Copy !req
564. Oh?Copy !req
565. Over here...Copy !req
566. It's very inappropriate.Copy !req
567. What if my, er...Copy !req
568. husband comes home?Copy !req
569. Where is your husband?Copy !req
570. He really shouldn't be leaving
such a beautiful girl on her own.Copy !req
571. Because it's very dangerous around here.Copy !req
572. - He's working.
- Oh...Copy !req
573. - Always working...
- Is he?Copy !req
574. Yeah.
It's hot, huh?Copy !req
575. - Yeah, I'm very hot.
- You should take that off.Copy !req
576. - Yeah?
- Yeah. Ooh.Copy !req
577. Ooh!Copy !req
578. The thing is, your husband pays
me a lot of money, you see.Copy !req
579. So, I do have to just make sure
I'm doing my job properly.Copy !req
580. - Okay?
- You check the pipes.Copy !req
581. Yeah, is there any...Copy !req
582. is there any down here
that need to be...Copy !req
583. unblocked, or...
is everything okay?Copy !req
584. You're sure you're the right guy for the job?Copy !req
585. I am, I am.
I'm very qualified.Copy !req
586. Hmm...
Let me see.Copy !req
587. Do you know what
people regret on their deathbed?Copy !req
588. Can you turn the phone?Copy !req
589. - No.
- No?Copy !req
590. That they were working too much,
seven out of ten people regretCopy !req
591. throwing away their lives
on stupid and pointless jobs.Copy !req
592. - Can I get you anything to drink?
- More champagne, please.Copy !req
593. I don't know, I was just born
into this life. It was not my fault.Copy !req
594. And when this happened, I... I
just felt like, "Why? Why?"Copy !req
595. - Life is so unfair.
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. We are all equal.Copy !req
597. - That is so true.
- Everyone's equal.Copy !req
598. Is there anything you wish for?Copy !req
599. - Sorry?
- Is there anything you... wish for?Copy !req
600. Well... Well, I don't know.Copy !req
601. That's so sweet of you, madam,
but I'm perfectly fine.Copy !req
602. But, but, but, but if today
was your last day alive...Copy !req
603. - ... hmm... what would you wish for?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
604. - Have you been for a swim today?
- No, not today.Copy !req
605. Why don't you go for a swim right now?Copy !req
606. Because this is exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
607. That's so kind of you, madam,
but unfortunately we're not allowedCopy !req
608. to go for a swim during working hours,
so...Copy !req
609. I want all the staff to go for a swim!Copy !req
610. I want you all to go for a swim!Copy !req
611. I really feel that I've had
one of these moments.Copy !req
612. Yeah, well, today might be
a little bit problematic...Copy !req
613. Problematic?Copy !req
614. Cos today we have the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
615. Who cares about the Captain's Dinner?
This will only take half an hour.Copy !req
616. Come on, now.Copy !req
617. You work too hard, come on.Copy !req
618. - Yeah, well, let me see what I can do.
- Merci!Copy !req
619. No, no, no! Come back!
Come back, please.Copy !req
620. Please come back.
I have a better idea.Copy !req
621. - Sit down.
- Okay.Copy !req
622. Let's reverse roles.Copy !req
623. - Sorry?
- Just change roles.Copy !req
624. You... chillax in the jacuzzi,
and I'll get the captain.Copy !req
625. Oh... well...Copy !req
626. Come on! Just be in the moment,
like I was. Please!Copy !req
627. - Yeah, but...
- Come, come, I know you want to.Copy !req
628. - Come on!
- Yes, I do but...Copy !req
629. But there might be a problem for me,
if I...Copy !req
630. Now I have to be the authority.Copy !req
631. - Yeah, well, I have my clothes on...
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!Copy !req
632. Shut up!
Now!Copy !req
633. I command you, enjoy the moment!Copy !req
634. - N-now?
- Please.Copy !req
635. - No.
- No?Copy !req
636. - No.
- What?Copy !req
637. - You say "no" to me?
- No. No!Copy !req
638. - So it's "yes"?
- Yes... No.Copy !req
639. - "Yes" or "no"?
- I'm saying...Copy !req
640. Sorry, I'm saying, n...Copy !req
641. I'm saying...Copy !req
642. - Yes.
- Yes! Ha-ha!Copy !req
643. Don't worry.
Dimitrios will buy the yacht.Copy !req
644. Come on!
Sit down, sit down.Copy !req
645. - Okay, I'm going in.
- Quick, quick, quick... Yes!Copy !req
646. - This wonderful Miss...
- Alicia.Copy !req
647. Darius?
I need your help.Copy !req
648. I need you tell one of the guests
that the crew can't go for a swim.Copy !req
649. Why?Copy !req
650. Well, I told them it's not
possible because of the dinner,Copy !req
651. but they want to hear it
from the captain in person.Copy !req
652. So I went to Thomas' cabin,
I knocked on it, he's not there.Copy !req
653. He's not responding.
I can't get a hold of him, so...Copy !req
654. Could you just please go and
tell them it's not possible?Copy !req
655. - That would be a big help.
- Can't you just go for a swim?Copy !req
656. No. I mean,
that would be the easiest,Copy !req
657. but they want us to go
from the water slide and...Copy !req
658. It's not even funny.
Why are you laughing, Erik?Copy !req
659. - Why are you even here?
- I'm on my break.Copy !req
660. Well, your break is over.
Go back to work.Copy !req
661. It's not even installed yet, it will
take forever, and I don't have that time.Copy !req
662. The chef has started the dinner,
I need the prep-time.Copy !req
663. So please go and tell them
it's not possible...Copy !req
664. I'm not going to go and talk
to some crazy Russians.Copy !req
665. It's not crazy Russians,
it's very rich Russians.Copy !req
666. Same thing.Copy !req
667. Go and solve this problem first,
and then...Copy !req
668. No! We're done.Copy !req
669. - Why won't you do this?
- Go and take a swim. Jesus...Copy !req
670. - Hello, sir!
- Hello.Copy !req
671. - Can I help you?
- I was just looking.Copy !req
672. - You want to see the bridge?
- If possible.Copy !req
673. Of course. I can get the First Officer.
He's not doing anything right now.Copy !req
674. - Could you show the guest the bridge?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
675. Welcome to the bridge.Copy !req
676. I'm Darius.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
677. Thomas?Copy !req
678. Thomas?
Hello?Copy !req
679. - Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.Copy !req
680. - Actually... I have a question.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
681. Yesterday, I was up on the sundeck.Copy !req
682. And the sun was shining,
everything was perfect.Copy !req
683. But then I looked at the sails.Copy !req
684. - The sails?
- Yes.Copy !req
685. And they were... a bit dirty.Copy !req
686. - Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
687. - Oh...
- Yeah.Copy !req
688. Hello?Copy !req
689. Hi.Copy !req
690. Yeah, but do you realize the
food down here is going to be bad?Copy !req
691. Okay, bye.Copy !req
692. Okay, guys, listen up.
You are going to swim.Copy !req
693. So, bring your swimming pants,
and go to the main deckCopy !req
694. as quick as possible, okay?Copy !req
695. Come on! Chop, chop!
You're going to water slide.Copy !req
696. Have fun!Copy !req
697. Thomas?Copy !req
698. Thomas?Copy !req
699. 'Good afternoon.Copy !req
700. 'I hope that everyone
has had a great day so far,Copy !req
701. 'and that you're looking forward
to the Captain's Dinner tonight.Copy !req
702. 'We would like to inform you that we
have a slight change in the schedule.Copy !req
703. 'The Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30,Copy !req
704. 'and not at 8:00,
as it says on the daily program.Copy !req
705. 'I repeat: the Captain's Dinner
will be held at 8:30.Copy !req
706. 'Thank you.'Copy !req
707. Why the push?Copy !req
708. Cos the crew's going
for a... a swim.Copy !req
709. It's a request from
one of the Russians.Copy !req
710. - From the water slide.
- Oh, my God! This I gotta see.Copy !req
711. Whoa, whoa!
Do you want to change first?Copy !req
712. - Oh, Alessandra! How are you?
- Alicia.Copy !req
713. - Al...?
- Can you leave us for a bit, please?Copy !req
714. Let's go inside, yeah?Copy !req
715. I think you need to change
if you wanna go up...Copy !req
716. Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
717. - Let's go inside and talk.
- No, no...Copy !req
718. Are you okay, man?Copy !req
719. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
720. - Very good.
- We have four and a half hours left.Copy !req
721. Until the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
722. You chill in your room, have little nap.
I'll be back in a couple of hours.Copy !req
723. And we'll... go together.Copy !req
724. Yeah?Copy !req
725. Darius...Copy !req
726. Look at you!Copy !req
727. What are you all worked up about?
I'm fine! Just totally fine.Copy !req
728. - Yeah?
- Completely, a hundred percent...Copy !req
729. fine.Copy !req
730. - Mohammed! Mohammed!
- What?Copy !req
731. Come! Let's go!
Come, come!Copy !req
732. - What?
- Let's go!Copy !req
733. Oh! Whoo!Copy !req
734. Wonderful!Copy !req
735. - Some champagne.
- Bravo!Copy !req
736. Are we enjoying ourselves?
Yes!Copy !req
737. If you just stand here,
and they will be coming to you.Copy !req
738. - Okay.
- Let me see you. Okay.Copy !req
739. - Okay!
- Thank you, Paula.Copy !req
740. - Just one night, that's all.
- Okay.Copy !req
741. Darius, could you stand next to him?
Just to make sure...Copy !req
742. - Okay? You're ready?
- Thank you.Copy !req
743. - Yep.
- Yes.Copy !req
744. Okay, let's get ready
to open the doors.Copy !req
745. Open on my signal, yes?Copy !req
746. And... go.Copy !req
747. Good evening.Copy !req
748. - Welcome to the Captain's Dinner.
- Thank you.Copy !req
749. - Would you like a glass of champagne?
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
750. Good evening.
Welcome to the Captain's Dinner.Copy !req
751. Hi...
Hi!Copy !req
752. Good evening.
Enjoying your cruise?Copy !req
753. - Welcome.
- Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
754. Nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
755. Oh, hello, ma'am.
How are you?Copy !req
756. Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
757. Hope the weather's not too rough on you.Copy !req
758. - Hello, sir.
- Hi.Copy !req
759. - Welcome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
760. Nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.Copy !req
761. - Hello, sir.
- Good evening. Jarmo Bjoorkman...Copy !req
762. I have a question.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
763. - Yesterday, I was up on deck.
- Yes.Copy !req
764. And it was so beautiful.
Everything was fantastic.Copy !req
765. But then, I saw the sails.Copy !req
766. The sails?Copy !req
767. - The sails, yes.
- Oh...Copy !req
768. Yeah.
And they were dirt-gray.Copy !req
769. Do you think it's possible to wash them?Copy !req
770. Well, I don't think that's possible, ma'am,
because, er...Copy !req
771. - ... this is a motorized vessel.
- Yeah.Copy !req
772. So, we don't have any sails.Copy !req
773. Maybe it was the sundeck roof?Copy !req
774. - Well... Are you sure?
- I'm sure.Copy !req
775. Yes.
He says yes.Copy !req
776. - It was sails.
- Magnus says yes.Copy !req
777. Yes.Copy !req
778. Jesus Christ...Copy !req
779. Well, then, in that case,Copy !req
780. we will clean the sails.Copy !req
781. - Yes.
- Of course.Copy !req
782. I'm sure we can find
a solution for you. I'm sure...Copy !req
783. - Can I escort you to a table?
- Okay.Copy !req
784. - Enjoy your dinner.
- Thank you.Copy !req
785. Well... Jarmo Bjoorkman.
I'm sitting at your table.Copy !req
786. - Oh! Good, good.
- Hello, Jarmo.Copy !req
787. Are you also sitting
at the captain's table?Copy !req
788. Yes, I am.Copy !req
789. - Is it this one?
- Yes. Go ahead.Copy !req
790. Oh, Lord...Copy !req
791. It's not so much apps as code.Copy !req
792. I create code for apps.
So you can program...Copy !req
793. So, I sell my codes and my
skills to different tech companies.Copy !req
794. And then, the game makers
are pitching ideas to me.Copy !req
795. Sir.Copy !req
796. So, good evening.Copy !req
797. For tonight's first meal,
we will be serving youCopy !req
798. some delicious oysters
with some black Russian caviar.Copy !req
799. - Please enjoy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
800. - Are we enjoying the food?
- Yes, very much.Copy !req
801. So, what business do you have together?Copy !req
802. Oh, it's a family business.Copy !req
803. Producing products in precision engineering.Copy !req
804. What do you manufacture?Copy !req
805. Well, our products have been
employed in upholding democracyCopy !req
806. all over the world.Copy !req
807. What product is that?Copy !req
808. Basically, our best-selling
product is the hand grenade.Copy !req
809. Sorry, the what?Copy !req
810. The hand grenade, dear.Copy !req
811. For a long time, it was
the personal exploding device.Copy !req
812. But then came those UN regulations,
and messed everything up.Copy !req
813. A personal exploding device...Copy !req
814. Excuse me.Copy !req
815. is a very complicated word
for a land mine.Copy !req
816. Yeah...Copy !req
817. Those regulations trimmed...
25% off on profits.Copy !req
818. - Yeah.
- It was hard times for us, but...Copy !req
819. - We pulled together, didn't we?
- Yes, we did, darling.Copy !req
820. And we still love each other.Copy !req
821. - A toast!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
822. Er... to love!Copy !req
823. - To love.
- To love.Copy !req
824. - Sir.
- Madam.Copy !req
825. This is our sea urchin,
with an emulsion of sea weed.Copy !req
826. On top, you've got black
truffle, caviar, chili oil,Copy !req
827. and a drizzle of yuzu vinaigrette.Copy !req
828. - Enjoy!
- Thank you.Copy !req
829. - Hmm!
- Hmm...Copy !req
830. - Are you enjoying yourself?
- Yes.Copy !req
831. Madam.Copy !req
832. Sir.Copy !req
833. Madam.Copy !req
834. - So are you feeling a bit seasick?
- Yes, a bit.Copy !req
835. Yes, so I think it would be
better to eat something,Copy !req
836. because seasickness is worse
on an empty stomach.Copy !req
837. Sir.Copy !req
838. So, now we are serving some hamburger
with french fries for the captain.Copy !req
839. And for you, we have
something really special.Copy !req
840. We have grilled and smoked octopus
along with some caramelized lemon,Copy !req
841. and on top, beautiful garden flowers.
Please enjoy.Copy !req
842. I'm not a fan of fine dining.Copy !req
843. Are you okay?Copy !req
844. Madam? Dagueneau, French, Sauvignon blanc?Copy !req
845. Champagne.Copy !req
846. Quick!Copy !req
847. Sante!Copy !req
848. If you feel seasick, you should
try and eat something, ma'am.Copy !req
849. Oh, are you okay?Copy !req
850. Are you alright, sir?Copy !req
851. Sir?Copy !req
852. I'm good...Copy !req
853. Excuse me.Copy !req
854. - Are you okay?
- I'm afraid not...Copy !req
855. How are you?Copy !req
856. Oh, my God! Oh!Copy !req
857. Please.Copy !req
858. Oh, oh, oh, oh...Copy !req
859. - Oh, my darling.
- More champagne...Copy !req
860. Maybe you should have some water?Copy !req
861. Champagne.Copy !req
862. Champagne?
You should not drink champagne now.Copy !req
863. Take some water, please.Copy !req
864. Okay. It's helping. She's fine.
Yeah...Copy !req
865. Okay, the restroom.
Let's go, I've got you.Copy !req
866. - More wine, sir?
- Ludmilla, don't leave me!Copy !req
867. You okay?Copy !req
868. Darius?Copy !req
869. - He doesn't look well.
- You okay? Feeling seasick, sir?Copy !req
870. Is it your chest?
Here, chest pains.Copy !req
871. - Grilled octopus...
- Ginger candy?Copy !req
872. Oh, ma'am.
Thank you for tonight.Copy !req
873. Everybody, let's try to keep calm.
Take your seats.Copy !req
874. Er... the next course is going
to be wonderful.Copy !req
875. Ginger candy?
It's good if you're seasick.Copy !req
876. Ginger candy?
It's good if you're seasick.Copy !req
877. Stay calm, everybody,
everything is fine.Copy !req
878. Excuse us. Excuse me.
Make way, please.Copy !req
879. Are you okay?Copy !req
880. Keep moving, everything is fine.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
881. I'm gonna open your shirt.Copy !req
882. - Is it a stroke?
- I don't know.Copy !req
883. Everybody, stay calm!Copy !req
884. Erik! Erik!
The defibrillator right now!Copy !req
885. - Careful! Careful!
- Thank you for tonight.Copy !req
886. Thank you for tonight.
Thank you.Copy !req
887. - Just clean up now.
- Take some deep breaths for me, sir.Copy !req
888. Oh, oh!Copy !req
889. - That's okay, madam.
- Hey... There, there.Copy !req
890. I'm glad the hat came in useful.Copy !req
891. - So sorry, darling...
- No, no. It's nothing at all.Copy !req
892. Ha!
Okay, here we are.Copy !req
893. Thank you.Copy !req
894. I have a joke. Do you know
how to tell a communist?Copy !req
895. It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin.Copy !req
896. And do you know how to tell
an anti-communist?Copy !req
897. Uh-huh.Copy !req
898. It's someone who understands
Marx and Lenin. Ha-ha!Copy !req
899. It's Ronald Reagan.
Funny guy!Copy !req
900. "Never argue with an idiot,
they'll only bring you down to their levelCopy !req
901. "and beat you with experience."
Mark Twain.Copy !req
902. Oh-oh...
Okay.Copy !req
903. Ronald Reagan, he said also,Copy !req
904. "Socialism works only in heaven
where they don't need it,Copy !req
905. "and in hell where they already have it."Copy !req
906. - That's... that's pretty good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
907. Okay. Hold on...
I've got one here.Copy !req
908. Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one!Copy !req
909. "Growth for the sake of growth
is the ideology of a cancer cell."Copy !req
910. - Ah...
- That's Edward Abbey.Copy !req
911. "The problem with
socialism is that you eventuallyCopy !req
912. "run out of other people's money."Copy !req
913. - Margaret Thatcher.
- You're going to like this one...Copy !req
914. "The last capitalist we hang will
be the one who sold us the rope."Copy !req
915. - Karl Marx.
- Oh! Shit!Copy !req
916. Okay! Okay, okay, okay...Copy !req
917. - Sorry.
- Dear God!Copy !req
918. Okay.
A classic.Copy !req
919. "The most powerful single force
in the world todayCopy !req
920. "is man's eternal desire
to be free and independent."Copy !req
921. - Kennedy.
- Okay.Copy !req
922. "Freedom in capitalist society
always remains about the sameCopy !req
923. "as it was in ancient Greece.Copy !req
924. "Freedom... for slave owners."Copy !req
925. I know.
Vladimir Lenin!Copy !req
926. - School.
- Ah...Copy !req
927. A Russian capitalist,
and an American communist.Copy !req
928. On a $250-million luxury yacht.Copy !req
929. Very good!Copy !req
930. Drink, my friend!Copy !req
931. Drink, you're supposed to drain it.Copy !req
932. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
933. Drink!Copy !req
934. - Dimitry, stay focused! Stay focused.
- Okay. Okay, okay.Copy !req
935. - Drink!
- Okay.Copy !req
936. - Red or black?
- Black.Copy !req
937. Very good.Copy !req
938. - Red or black?
- Er... black.Copy !req
939. Have a drink.Copy !req
940. Okay...Copy !req
941. - Red or black?
- Black.Copy !req
942. Very good!Copy !req
943. - Red.
- Take a drink!Copy !req
944. Wow...Copy !req
945. Red or black?Copy !req
946. Er...Copy !req
947. - Red.
- Drink, my friend!Copy !req
948. You... You haven't got a one!Copy !req
949. Shh!Copy !req
950. 'Shit!Copy !req
951. 'I sell shit.'Copy !req
952. I sell shit.Copy !req
953. Shit.Copy !req
954. The ship is going under.Copy !req
955. 'The ship is going under!'Copy !req
956. 'Mayday.'Copy !req
957. 'Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
The ship is going under!Copy !req
958. 'This is an emergency call.Copy !req
959. 'The ship is going under!'Copy !req
960. Ma'am?
Are you okay, ma'am?Copy !req
961. 'The ship is not going under.Copy !req
962. 'This is the new owner
of the ship speaking!Copy !req
963. 'And as the communist captainCopy !req
964. 'now is setting course for Cuba,Copy !req
965. 'we want to discuss politics with you!'Copy !req
966. Stop!Copy !req
967. - Relax. I will buy...
- I'm not a communist!Copy !req
968. I am not a communist.
I'm a Marxist.Copy !req
969. Or actually,
you don't have a choice.Copy !req
970. Just like in a communist dictatorship,
you have to listen.Copy !req
971. - 'You can't even turn off the volume!'
- Thomas?Copy !req
972. - 'But I can.'
- Thomas?Copy !req
973. 'Turn it down,
and I can turn it up!Copy !req
974. 'Up! Up! Up!Copy !req
975. 'New owner of the ship is speaking!'Copy !req
976. - 'Dimitri!'
- 'Oh, okay!Copy !req
977. - 'But you, you are communist, huh?'
- 'I'm not, no!'Copy !req
978. 'Karl Marx wrote
"The Communist Manifesto".Copy !req
979. - 'So you are a communist.'
- 'No! No! There's a difference.'Copy !req
980. 'In materialism, you... you
believe in theory. You are idealist.'Copy !req
981. 'This thing is...
This thing is on. Sorry.Copy !req
982. 'But while I have you,
let me just say that, er...Copy !req
983. 'we are not on our way to tax
paradise, that's for sure.'Copy !req
984. 'We all know about your
tax planning, your tax avoidance,Copy !req
985. 'you don't pay your fair share...'Copy !req
986. 'Stop bullshit and pay taxes!'Copy !req
987. Pay taxes!
Stop the bullshit and pay taxes!Copy !req
988. Yes, that is from your resident
Russian capitalist pig.Copy !req
989. 'I'm not angry with you,
it's like Karl Marx said:Copy !req
990. '"Anything human is not alien to me."Copy !req
991. 'And I understand that your
greedy behavior is just the resultCopy !req
992. 'of your position in a financial hierarchy.Copy !req
993. 'That you're rich.
That you're filthy rich.Copy !req
994. 'But you can't be rich, and expect
the rest of the world to be poor.'Copy !req
995. And while you're swimming in abundance,Copy !req
996. the rest of the world is drowning in misery.Copy !req
997. That's not the way it's meant to
be.Copy !req
998. And I know you have a good heart
in there, somewhere.Copy !req
999. You filthy, capitalist, Russian
pig.Copy !req
1000. You have a good heart.Copy !req
1001. You're not just a crazy
Russian... shit seller.Copy !req
1002. I'm not a great...
Hey! I'm not a great...Copy !req
1003. Sosh... I'm a shit sho...Copy !req
1004. I'm a shit sho...
I'm a shit socialist.Copy !req
1005. Because I have too much.Copy !req
1006. I have too much abundance in my life.
I'm not... I'm not even...Copy !req
1007. I... I'm not a worthy socialist.Copy !req
1008. I'm a shit shoshialist.Copy !req
1009. - Open the door.
- Hey!Copy !req
1010. - Is it locked?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1011. - Thomas?
- Open the door.Copy !req
1012. - Open the door, Thomas.
- I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible.Copy !req
1013. - Let us talk.
- Where's he going?Copy !req
1014. Open the door!
Let us talk. Open the door.Copy !req
1015. Thomas?Copy !req
1016. 'We had a discussion,
and it's very important.'Copy !req
1017. And it was stupid.
But it was a technical problem.Copy !req
1018. - I have scared passengers...
- We didn't know.Copy !req
1019. Now you go in your cabin.
Relax, and we have discuss...Copy !req
1020. - Stop talking!
- Relax, Paula, it was okay.Copy !req
1021. Well, thank you for all your work.
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
1022. - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas?
- You are great. You are not fired.Copy !req
1023. - I am the new owner of the ship.
- Open this door!Copy !req
1024. 'How people perceive
themselves is nothing that interests me.Copy !req
1025. 'There are very few that are
gonna look in the mirror and say:Copy !req
1026. '"The person I see is a savage monster."'Copy !req
1027. Instead, they make up some
construction that justifies what they do.Copy !req
1028. And there it is.Copy !req
1029. You're rich, so you're a philanthropist,
so you can cure your conscienceCopy !req
1030. for not paying enough in tax.Copy !req
1031. 'Not contributing enough to society.'Copy !req
1032. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
1033. Ow! Shit!Copy !req
1034. - Oh, it hit me in the face! Oh, my God!
- I have a flash light.Copy !req
1035. - Fuck!
- Was that everything?Copy !req
1036. How about...
How about this one?Copy !req
1037. - Oh! That... That!
- Ow! Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
1038. I want to read you
something that I wrote.Copy !req
1039. - Come over here. Bring the light.
- Okay.Copy !req
1040. And I recall, I was seven years
old walking into the kitchenCopy !req
1041. to find my mother crying inconsolably.Copy !req
1042. Martin Luther King had been shot.Copy !req
1043. Two months later, she was crying again.
Bobby Kennedy was killed.Copy !req
1044. I couldn't know then what I know
now, that the invisible threadCopy !req
1045. connecting Martin Luther King,
the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X,Copy !req
1046. was that in each case, my government
had their finger on the trigger.Copy !req
1047. - Wait. Wait!
- But every...Copy !req
1048. Say it again.Copy !req
1049. My government murdered
Martin Luther King, Malcolm X,Copy !req
1050. Bobby Kennedy,
and John F. Kennedy.Copy !req
1051. 'My government overthrew
good, honest, democratic leadersCopy !req
1052. 'of the people in Chile,
Venezuela, Argentina, Peru,Copy !req
1053. 'El Salvador, Nicaragua,
Panama, and Bolivia.Copy !req
1054. 'Along with Britain,
we carved up the Middle East,Copy !req
1055. 'creating artificial
geographical boundariesCopy !req
1056. 'and installing puppet dictators.'Copy !req
1057. War itself became
our most lucrative industry.Copy !req
1058. Every bomb that's dropped,
somebody makes a million dollars.Copy !req
1059. You don't have to know
where those bombs are exploding.Copy !req
1060. You don't have to see
the grieving mothersCopy !req
1061. and the mangled bodies of their children.Copy !req
1062. 'Eugene Debs gave this speech
in Canton, Ohio, in 1918:Copy !req
1063. '"Throughout history wars have
been waged for conquest and plunder.Copy !req
1064. '"The master class has always
declared the wars.Copy !req
1065. - '"The subject class has always fought...'
- Hey, hand grenade.Copy !req
1066. '"They've taught you to believe it
to be your patriotic duty to go to warCopy !req
1067. '"and to have yourselves
slaughtered at their command.Copy !req
1068. '"When Wall Street says war,
the press says war..."'Copy !req
1069. Oh!Copy !req
1070. Winston...Copy !req
1071. Look.Copy !req
1072. - Isn't this one of ours?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1073. Hey!Copy !req
1074. Hey! Help me!Copy !req
1075. Are you okay?Copy !req
1076. Who are you?Copy !req
1077. Hey! Hey, you!Copy !req
1078. Wait.Copy !req
1079. Wait.Copy !req
1080. - Hey, I'm talking to you.
- Me?Copy !req
1081. Yeah.
Who are you?Copy !req
1082. I work on the boat.Copy !req
1083. - You work on the boat?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1084. In T-shirt and shorts?Copy !req
1085. No, no, it's because, er...
I was off duty.Copy !req
1086. I was sleeping, and then...Copy !req
1087. - You were off duty, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1088. - Is there a problem?
- Strange, I've never seen you.Copy !req
1089. - Stay calm.
- I work in the engine room.Copy !req
1090. - In engine room?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1091. I'm sorry, I've never seen you before.Copy !req
1092. - He works in the engine room?
- It doesn't matter where he works.Copy !req
1093. Settle down now.
Stay calm in this situation.Copy !req
1094. I'm calm, I'm calm.
What's the problem with you, man?Copy !req
1095. No one else?Copy !req
1096. You think I'm a pirate?Copy !req
1097. Are you okay?Copy !req
1098. Just because I'm black,
you think that I'm a pirate. That's it!Copy !req
1099. - Ah! Okay, okay.
- Don't go there...Copy !req
1100. - Don't say that I'm...
- Don't go there.Copy !req
1101. You can cry on my shoulder!Copy !req
1102. He comes to me with his big watch and
says I'm a pirate just because I'm black!Copy !req
1103. What's the problem with you, man?Copy !req
1104. He hasn't said anything
about you being black.Copy !req
1105. - You're calling him a racist.
- In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes...Copy !req
1106. - Who are you? Who are you?
- Sir!Copy !req
1107. - I work in the engine room, man!
- Sir!Copy !req
1108. - What?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1109. I think you should just calm down now.Copy !req
1110. It's not a good time
to step up the situation.Copy !req
1111. - Just stay calm and stay positive.
- He works in the engine room?Copy !req
1112. There's a lot of people on the boat.
We can't see each other all the time.Copy !req
1113. - So what's the problem?
- Please don't go there.Copy !req
1114. I'm sorry.
I just have to get that.Copy !req
1115. - Just say what you have to say.
- Stop.Copy !req
1116. Say it to me.Copy !req
1117. Yes, I know.
I'll get back to you. I know.Copy !req
1118. Sir.
Sir!Copy !req
1119. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
1120. Easy, easy!Copy !req
1121. Oh...Copy !req
1122. - Ow! Ow!
- Shh, shh!Copy !req
1123. Be quiet.Copy !req
1124. No, don't use the flares!Copy !req
1125. It's our last flare!
Don't use the flare!Copy !req
1126. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
1127. Look!Copy !req
1128. Oh, shit...Copy !req
1129. Yaya, wake up, wake up.Copy !req
1130. Look!Copy !req
1131. There's water in there.Copy !req
1132. - There's water in there.
- Yes!Copy !req
1133. - Is it closed?
- It's closed. It's closed.Copy !req
1134. - Paula, we need water!
- Be patient.Copy !req
1135. - Is somebody in there?
- Yeah, there's someone in there.Copy !req
1136. Calm down, calm down.Copy !req
1137. - Does she have water?
- Yes.Copy !req
1138. Open up! Open up!Copy !req
1139. Open up! Open up! Open up!Copy !req
1140. - It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out!
- Ma'am Paula?Copy !req
1141. - Are you okay?
- What?Copy !req
1142. - Open the hatch!
- Water! Water!Copy !req
1143. - Okay!
- Paula, we need water...Copy !req
1144. - Hey, ma'am Paula!
- What do you have?Copy !req
1145. We need all of these boxes out.
Okay?Copy !req
1146. So, everybody, just calm down.
We'll get water now.Copy !req
1147. Yes!Copy !req
1148. There's some chips in there as well.
So, everybody will get some.Copy !req
1149. - And chips?
- And chips.Copy !req
1150. What's she doing?Copy !req
1151. What are you doing?
What's taking so long? Come on.Copy !req
1152. Just wait a minute.
Just back up. Back up a bit.Copy !req
1153. And the chips, Abigail.
Come on, everything out.Copy !req
1154. Paula, ask for food, yeah?Copy !req
1155. - And the Evian.
- Yes, ma'am Paula.Copy !req
1156. Thank you.
And how many are you?Copy !req
1157. You're five? Just be patient.
Everyone will get...Copy !req
1158. Here you go.Copy !req
1159. There you go.Copy !req
1160. Please save it.Copy !req
1161. - Are there more boxes with water?
- No, this is it.Copy !req
1162. - What's this?
- It's a facial spray.Copy !req
1163. But you can drink it,
it's just water in a can.Copy !req
1164. Keep it close to your mouth,
so you won't waste it.Copy !req
1165. Here you go.Copy !req
1166. Okay?Copy !req
1167. Bravo!Copy !req
1168. - Bravo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1169. Crazy.Copy !req
1170. - Did she catch that with her hands?
- Good job, Abigail!Copy !req
1171. Good job! What is that?
An octopus?Copy !req
1172. - Octopus.
- Good!Copy !req
1173. - What do you think we should do now?
- Fucking impressive.Copy !req
1174. - We need to make a fire.
- Of course we need to make a fire.Copy !req
1175. Yes...Copy !req
1176. Do any of you know how to make a fire?Copy !req
1177. What?Copy !req
1178. Do any of you know how to make a fire?Copy !req
1179. - No?
- No!Copy !req
1180. - What?
- No!Copy !req
1181. Then you'll make the fire after you're
done fishing, and then we should...Copy !req
1182. - We need to clean the octopus.
- Of course we do.Copy !req
1183. Do any of you know
how to clean an octopus?Copy !req
1184. - Huh?
- To clean an octopus!Copy !req
1185. Do you know how to do it?Copy !req
1186. Uh-huh...Copy !req
1187. One for you.Copy !req
1188. One for me.Copy !req
1189. One for you.Copy !req
1190. One for me.Copy !req
1191. One for you.Copy !req
1192. One for me.Copy !req
1193. One for you.Copy !req
1194. One for me.Copy !req
1195. One for you.Copy !req
1196. One for me.Copy !req
1197. One for you.
One for me.Copy !req
1198. One for you.Copy !req
1199. For me.Copy !req
1200. For you.
For me.Copy !req
1201. For you.
For me.Copy !req
1202. - Uh-huh!
- What?Copy !req
1203. What's that?Copy !req
1204. That's mine.Copy !req
1205. No, the big pile there?
What's that?Copy !req
1206. Mine.
It's mine.Copy !req
1207. - All of this?
- Yes.Copy !req
1208. No. No, no, no...
Why do you get so much food?Copy !req
1209. Why?Copy !req
1210. I caught the fish.Copy !req
1211. - Yes?
- I made the fire.Copy !req
1212. - And?
- I cooked.Copy !req
1213. I did all the work.
And everybody got something.Copy !req
1214. Hmm...Copy !req
1215. No. No, we all... we all worked.Copy !req
1216. What did you do?Copy !req
1217. We... gathered all the wood
for the fire.Copy !req
1218. I moved the log.Copy !req
1219. Yeah, this big log was over there,
and we moved it over here.Copy !req
1220. Not enough.Copy !req
1221. No, maybe not enough,
but we need to work together.Copy !req
1222. - They don't know how to do that.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1223. And maybe that's why you should
not be so lazy and dependent on me.Copy !req
1224. Uh-huh!Copy !req
1225. Abigail...
I think you're forgettingCopy !req
1226. that you and I are employees
of a big shipping company.Copy !req
1227. Remember?Copy !req
1228. In the end, I'm responsible
for the safety of the guests.Copy !req
1229. You have to do what I say.Copy !req
1230. We work on a yacht.
You are a toilet manager.Copy !req
1231. - You don't know how to handle...
- What yacht?Copy !req
1232. Where's the yacht?Copy !req
1233. You know this, Abigail,
I am a very rich man.Copy !req
1234. When we get back,
I can do good things for you.Copy !req
1235. I can make your life easy and nice.Copy !req
1236. - When we get back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1237. When we get back.
People are looking for us.Copy !req
1238. What, you think that
we'll stay here forever? What?Copy !req
1239. You're funny.Copy !req
1240. This is not how you were trained, Abigail.
Please give...Copy !req
1241. Whoa!Copy !req
1242. Come on, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
1243. You're scaring people.
Put the stick down.Copy !req
1244. Hey!Copy !req
1245. Who am I?Copy !req
1246. - Who are you?
- Who am I?Copy !req
1247. - You're the toilet manager.
- No.Copy !req
1248. On the yacht, toilet manager.
Here... captain. Who am I?Copy !req
1249. You're the captain.Copy !req
1250. Yes.Copy !req
1251. - Who am I?
- Captain.Copy !req
1252. - Very good. Cutie pie?
- Captain.Copy !req
1253. - Who am I?
- Captain.Copy !req
1254. - Who am I?
- The captain.Copy !req
1255. Who am I?Copy !req
1256. Who am I?Copy !req
1257. Who am I?Copy !req
1258. In the yacht, cleaning lady.
Here, captain.Copy !req
1259. Okay?Copy !req
1260. Have one more.Copy !req
1261. Thank you.Copy !req
1262. I would say, I agree.Copy !req
1263. I mean, er...
we have to work together.Copy !req
1264. And... create a good group.Copy !req
1265. Good society.Copy !req
1266. Do you know the saying,Copy !req
1267. "From each according to his ability,Copy !req
1268. "to each according to his needs"?Copy !req
1269. You don't know this?Copy !req
1270. Ma'am Paula...Copy !req
1271. With respect to your expertise
in this situation...Copy !req
1272. I would like to make a suggestion,
if that's okay?Copy !req
1273. Sure.Copy !req
1274. My suggestion is that the boys...Copy !req
1275. stay here and watch the fire,
and take care of madame.Copy !req
1276. While you, ma'am Paula, and you
sleep with me in the lifeboat.Copy !req
1277. Thank you.Copy !req
1278. Hey, Abigail, look this...Copy !req
1279. I would give you my Patek Philippe.Copy !req
1280. For one night in the boat.
Hey, Abigail...Copy !req
1281. 150 thousand euros!Copy !req
1282. - Let us in.
- For you... original Rolex.Copy !req
1283. Nelson... she left the bag.Copy !req
1284. - What?
- She left the bag.Copy !req
1285. What's in it?Copy !req
1286. Pretzel sticks.Copy !req
1287. - No, we can't have it.
- I'm just gonna have a look. Alright?Copy !req
1288. - Nice!
- We can't. No.Copy !req
1289. - Wait...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1290. Wait, wait, wait...Copy !req
1291. Maybe...Copy !req
1292. if we just make a little hole here...Copy !req
1293. Take two out. One each.
They'll never notice it.Copy !req
1294. Okay, let me try.Copy !req
1295. - Stop it, stop it, stop it...
- Now?Copy !req
1296. That was perfect!Copy !req
1297. - I don't wanna eat it! I wanna save it!
- So good!Copy !req
1298. Put it back.Copy !req
1299. Hmm...Copy !req
1300. - Shall we just have one more?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1301. Yeah!Copy !req
1302. Vera!Copy !req
1303. So, what happened here?Copy !req
1304. Er... we made a mistake with...Copy !req
1305. Why?Copy !req
1306. We just fell asleep.Copy !req
1307. Now I won't have enough time to go
fish, because I have to make another fire.Copy !req
1308. It takes a lot of work
to make a fire, you know.Copy !req
1309. Yeah, yeah.
We know.Copy !req
1310. Okay.Copy !req
1311. Okay. Okay, okay.
Let's get this day started.Copy !req
1312. Come on, everybody.
Let's go.Copy !req
1313. - Okay.
- Cool.Copy !req
1314. Wait, wait, wait.
There's one more thing.Copy !req
1315. Because, last night,
we left our backpack here,Copy !req
1316. and, well,
we're not very sure, but...Copy !req
1317. we think we're missing
a pack of pretzel sticks.Copy !req
1318. - You didn't take it, did you?
- No.Copy !req
1319. No.Copy !req
1320. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, we're sure! Come on.Copy !req
1321. - Why are we being accused?
- Oh, no, I'm not accusing you.Copy !req
1322. I'm just making sure, because...Copy !req
1323. What's this?Copy !req
1324. - Well, we didn't...
- You didn't?Copy !req
1325. - No.
- No, we didn't.Copy !req
1326. - And you're sure you didn't?
- We are sure we didn't.Copy !req
1327. - Very sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
1328. - I think they need to be punished.
- Yes, ma'am Paula.Copy !req
1329. This is really bad.Copy !req
1330. This is really, really bad.Copy !req
1331. Oh, come on...Copy !req
1332. I mean, you didn't watch the fire.Copy !req
1333. And then you steal
a pack of pretzel sticks?Copy !req
1334. - Yeah, and lie about it.
- We deserved it.Copy !req
1335. And not just to me,
to everybody here.Copy !req
1336. How can we trust you,
after what you did?Copy !req
1337. I need to say something now,
because this is becoming ridiculous.Copy !req
1338. - No, let me say something, Abigail.
- Did you see that?Copy !req
1339. What?Copy !req
1340. Don't point at her.
Put your hands down.Copy !req
1341. - Okay, alright, Just let me say, though...
- Put your hands down!Copy !req
1342. What?Copy !req
1343. Your body language
is so aggressive, Carl!Copy !req
1344. - What?
- I'm not getting any food for you.Copy !req
1345. - You find your own food.
- What? Come on, man...Copy !req
1346. - No, Abigail, that's so unfair!
- Put your hands down.Copy !req
1347. You seriously don't get it.
Put your hands down!Copy !req
1348. - I'm trying to defend myself.
- Don't defend yourself!Copy !req
1349. You are inflicting pain on her
by defending yourself.Copy !req
1350. Shut the fuck up!
No...Copy !req
1351. No!Copy !req
1352. Hey! Ha-ha!Copy !req
1353. Oh... hey.Copy !req
1354. - What a nice fish, huh?
- Yes.Copy !req
1355. - Wow!
- We have a lot.Copy !req
1356. So it's dinner, huh?
Great.Copy !req
1357. - Where did you get it?
- There, at the back of the rock.Copy !req
1358. - You're good at that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1359. You need help?Copy !req
1360. Yeah, sure, get some Nutella.Copy !req
1361. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
1362. What?Copy !req
1363. - Yaya? Wait, wait!
- Dickhead! Piss off!Copy !req
1364. Okay, I'm going
to the lifeboat now.Copy !req
1365. Ma'am Paula, can you stay here
and watch the fire?Copy !req
1366. Sure.Copy !req
1367. And since Carl didn't eat anything today,
he can sleep with me in the lifeboat.Copy !req
1368. Okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
1369. - Can I come?
- Abigail, can we both come or...?Copy !req
1370. No, just you.Copy !req
1371. - Fine, I'll take the pretzels!
- Eh?Copy !req
1372. You're making this into an issue.Copy !req
1373. Are you going to take them?
Yes, take them. Good.Copy !req
1374. Why are you making this into an issue?Copy !req
1375. I'm coming!
One second!Copy !req
1376. - What are you gonna do on the boat?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1377. Don't act naive, seriously!Copy !req
1378. I don't know why she asked me,
but I'm gonna do it, of course...Copy !req
1379. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
1380. What do you think she wants with you?Copy !req
1381. You're a young, hot guy.
What do you think she's going to do with you?Copy !req
1382. - Okay, then give them back...
- No. No!Copy !req
1383. - Let me take them back.
- No. And they're mine, okay?Copy !req
1384. Take a few, and I'll take them back,
cos I don't wanna do this.Copy !req
1385. - It's not a good idea.
- I want these!Copy !req
1386. You need to tell me what to do!
You need to tell me how to navigate this.Copy !req
1387. Yaya?Copy !req
1388. You just have to stroke her ego.Copy !req
1389. Just... laugh at her jokes.Copy !req
1390. - And... and smile.
- Mm-hmm...Copy !req
1391. Okay.Copy !req
1392. - Make sure to set up boundaries.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1393. - And nothing sexual, okay?
- No, I won't do anything sexual.Copy !req
1394. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
1395. And don't do anything
you wouldn't want me to do.Copy !req
1396. No, I won't do anything
you're not comfortable with.Copy !req
1397. No kissing.
Nothing like that!Copy !req
1398. Yaya, I think she's probably
expecting something.Copy !req
1399. - Like what?
- I don't know... I, er...Copy !req
1400. - A massage, or...
- A massage?Copy !req
1401. - I don't know. She might want something.
- Definitely not a massage!Copy !req
1402. She just gave me a whole fucking
packet of pretzels for you...Copy !req
1403. I don't know what to say...
I can't do anything?Copy !req
1404. - No!
- Okay, but...Copy !req
1405. - Massage her neck. Okay?
- I can massage her neck?Copy !req
1406. - Her neck, that's it!
- Okay, okay, okay...Copy !req
1407. Okay.Copy !req
1408. - I love you so much.
- Well, I hate you.Copy !req
1409. I understand!
Fuck...Copy !req
1410. Yeah... Coming!Copy !req
1411. - See you in a bit.
- Morning.Copy !req
1412. - Oh, morning.
- Asshole.Copy !req
1413. Yaya!
Yaya, wait. Wait.Copy !req
1414. Hey, you!Copy !req
1415. - See you later.
- Okay.Copy !req
1416. Pirate! Pirate!
He's coming! He got caught!Copy !req
1417. Disgusting.Copy !req
1418. What?Copy !req
1419. What the fuck?Copy !req
1420. Oh, fucking hell...Copy !req
1421. - Pretty boy!
- We can see you!Copy !req
1422. Have you ever used your...
when you were young?Copy !req
1423. Oh, you slept with somebody to get a job?Copy !req
1424. No, you didn't?Copy !req
1425. Really?
Once?Copy !req
1426. Therese... Wow!Copy !req
1427. Where is it?Copy !req
1428. - Give it to me!
- Take it! Take it.Copy !req
1429. You're acting like children.
Give me the whistle!Copy !req
1430. Give me the whistle now!Copy !req
1431. So childish!Copy !req
1432. Hey...Copy !req
1433. - Pirate? What was it?
- Did you see it?Copy !req
1434. - What was it?
- I don't know what it is.Copy !req
1435. - What's going on?
- They're hunting something.Copy !req
1436. No. We don't go there.
What?Copy !req
1437. - Come on, guys!
- Shh!Copy !req
1438. Nelson, give me that.Copy !req
1439. Are you sure?Copy !req
1440. Fuck...Copy !req
1441. It's a female.Copy !req
1442. Kill it.Copy !req
1443. - Whoo!
- Ya!Copy !req
1444. It's moving.
It's moving.Copy !req
1445. - What?
- It's not dead. It's not dead.Copy !req
1446. - It's moving.
- It's not dead.Copy !req
1447. - What's he doing?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1448. Ah, again! Do it again!Copy !req
1449. Jarmo!
Jarmo... la tempe.Copy !req
1450. Hey, you did it!Copy !req
1451. Hunter Jarmo! Big hunter!
Come on!Copy !req
1452. - Give him applause! Hey!
- Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo...Copy !req
1453. - Big donkey hunt!
- Come on, speech!Copy !req
1454. - Okay, okay!
- The donkey fairytale...Copy !req
1455. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
1456. Okay... To kill a donkey,
it may be a great achievement.Copy !req
1457. But there's one thing
that's so much greater.Copy !req
1458. - To paint!
- To paint, yes!Copy !req
1459. To paint a donkey!Copy !req
1460. Yes!Copy !req
1461. Let's take a look
at the expression.Copy !req
1462. - Who did this one?
- Me.Copy !req
1463. Okay, the feet are close, close together.Copy !req
1464. This donkey wants to be in control.Copy !req
1465. But it looks almost scared.Copy !req
1466. You want to tell this donkey to...Copy !req
1467. to not be so scared.Copy !req
1468. To lose control and bound away
across the fields,Copy !req
1469. wildly waving its tail!Copy !req
1470. - Sure, it will make mistakes...
- Carl, what are you doing?Copy !req
1471. Huh?Copy !req
1472. - Carl?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1473. What are you doing with your hand?Copy !req
1474. - Which one?
- Seriously?Copy !req
1475. I'm just resting it on the chair.Copy !req
1476. Why is your hand
under her jacket on a chair?Copy !req
1477. What...?Copy !req
1478. It was just...
I don't know, it was there,Copy !req
1479. resting on the side of... the chair.Copy !req
1480. I'm coming.
I'm coming!Copy !req
1481. I'm coming...Copy !req
1482. - Oh, I can't concentrate...
- Oh, God!Copy !req
1483. Okay, you know...Copy !req
1484. if you can't handle it, just tell me,
nobody's forcing you to do anything.Copy !req
1485. It's just all this fucking sneaking
around and hiding things from everyone.Copy !req
1486. It's too much.
It's... it's becoming unbearable.Copy !req
1487. I mean, they're obviously not
happy with what we're doing in here.Copy !req
1488. Okay, so... Let's just... tell
them the truth.Copy !req
1489. You give me something,
and I give you something in return.Copy !req
1490. You realize what position
that puts me in?Copy !req
1491. No.Copy !req
1492. Well, just because it's more
open that you're a flesh peddler,Copy !req
1493. it doesn't mean
they're gonna accept the factCopy !req
1494. that you're buying sex
with the common food.Copy !req
1495. Wow...Copy !req
1496. Oh, come on, I didn't...Copy !req
1497. Do you know the amount of work
I put into this island?Copy !req
1498. - I go fishing every day, I make fire...
- I know, I know.Copy !req
1499. - I'm responsible for everybody here!
- I know, I'm sorry, I know.Copy !req
1500. - Shouldn't that give me an advantage?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.Copy !req
1501. - Okay!
- You deserve to do what you want, I know.Copy !req
1502. The absurd thing is that,
if we were a couple,Copy !req
1503. they wouldn't care what we did in here.Copy !req
1504. But, really, maybe we should just do that,
maybe we should just get on with it.Copy !req
1505. I don't know, kiss a little bit
in public and hold hands.Copy !req
1506. - Surely that would be easier?
- What about Yaya?Copy !req
1507. I would have a conversation with Yaya.
I would have to be an adult about it.Copy !req
1508. And figure it out, but... I think it
would be easier for her, probably.Copy !req
1509. I mean, she's having to deal
with all this gossip as well.Copy !req
1510. Carl, I... I don't know.Copy !req
1511. Do you want me to break up with Yaya?Copy !req
1512. - No.
- No?Copy !req
1513. That's your decision, not mine.Copy !req
1514. I'm not asking you to do it,
I'm just seeing what you think about it.Copy !req
1515. I know, but that doesn't mean that you
can put me in-between the two of you.Copy !req
1516. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1517. It's kind of a perfect scenario
for you, I mean...Copy !req
1518. You get what you want,
you have no obligations,Copy !req
1519. no responsibilities, you know.Copy !req
1520. Why do you have to make
everything so complicated?Copy !req
1521. Because I feel like I need to
know where this is going, Abigail.Copy !req
1522. Let's just have fun.Copy !req
1523. No, but I need to try to deal
with this situation.Copy !req
1524. I... I don't wanna piss off...Copy !req
1525. I don't wanna annoy anyone anymore.Copy !req
1526. Do you remember what you said
the first night you were here?Copy !req
1527. What did you say?Copy !req
1528. "I love you, you give me fish."Copy !req
1529. Exactly.Copy !req
1530. And do you know why that is so beautiful?Copy !req
1531. - No.
- Like you...Copy !req
1532. - Why?
- Because it's the truth.Copy !req
1533. So, Nelson... you're a pirate, huh?Copy !req
1534. Come on, stop it.Copy !req
1535. Okay. If I was a pirate,
what would you ask me?Copy !req
1536. How much money do you make?Copy !req
1537. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
1538. I don't know, like... 3,000 euros.Copy !req
1539. - On one attack?
- Yeah, one attack.Copy !req
1540. If we succeed.Copy !req
1541. So, you work on commission, huh?Copy !req
1542. - Yeah.
- Shit!Copy !req
1543. The client is making all money?Copy !req
1544. Yeah, but you can make more
if you have your own boat.Copy !req
1545. 3,000 euros...
Come on, you're crazy.Copy !req
1546. My girlfriend is expensive.Copy !req
1547. What?
You invest in your girlfriend?Copy !req
1548. - Yeah.
- Ah...Copy !req
1549. You should do it the other way around.Copy !req
1550. Invest in business, buy a boat,
and the girls will come to you.Copy !req
1551. Yeah?Copy !req
1552. Sure, I know.
Ha-ha!Copy !req
1553. Hey.Copy !req
1554. I was just wondering
if I could borrow the backpack.Copy !req
1555. - Abigail?
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1556. - What are you going to do, Yaya?
- Go for a hike over the mountain.Copy !req
1557. See if I can find something.Copy !req
1558. - I'll go with you.
- It's okay, I can go by myself.Copy !req
1559. No, Yaya, it's not safe for you to go alone.
I'll go with you.Copy !req
1560. Okay.Copy !req
1561. - Do you want me to come?
- No. You stay here.Copy !req
1562. I need some time alone with her.Copy !req
1563. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1564. I'll take it.Copy !req
1565. I'm glad we're doing this together, Yaya.Copy !req
1566. Me, too.Copy !req
1567. I actually wanted
to tell you that I'm...Copy !req
1568. really impressed by
everything you're doing here.Copy !req
1569. I mean, you managed to run
a fucking matriarchy, Abigail.Copy !req
1570. You domesticated all the old alpha males.Copy !req
1571. Yeah!Copy !req
1572. Thank you.Copy !req
1573. No, it's really impressive.Copy !req
1574. We should stick together, huh?Copy !req
1575. Oh, my God...Copy !req
1576. I think it should be
a little easier from here.Copy !req
1577. Nein, nein.Copy !req
1578. Huh?Copy !req
1579. Abigail!Copy !req
1580. Yeah?Copy !req
1581. I see something!Copy !req
1582. A what?Copy !req
1583. I can't hear you!Copy !req
1584. - Abigail! Hurry up!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
1585. - Abigail!
- Yaya!Copy !req
1586. Yaya!Copy !req
1587. Abigail!Copy !req
1588. Abigail!
Abigail, there's an elevator!Copy !req
1589. - It's a resort, Abigail!
- A what?Copy !req
1590. It's a resort!Copy !req
1591. Come, look!
It's a luxury resort!Copy !req
1592. It's been there the whole time!Copy !req
1593. It's been there
the whole fucking time, Abigail!Copy !req
1594. Come.Copy !req
1595. Come, Abigail.
Come.Copy !req
1596. Abigail?Copy !req
1597. Let's enjoy this moment.Copy !req
1598. - It's surreal, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1599. You must be excited
to see your kids, huh?Copy !req
1600. - I don't have kids.
- Ah...Copy !req
1601. Sorry.Copy !req
1602. Let's go.Copy !req
1603. I need to wee-wee.Copy !req
1604. - Yeah.
- And then we will go.Copy !req
1605. Okay.Copy !req
1606. Abigail?Copy !req
1607. Abigail, I can try and help you.Copy !req
1608. I don't know how, but...Copy !req
1609. Abigail... maybe you can come
and work for me?Copy !req
1610. You could be my assistant.Copy !req
1611. Aargh!Copy !req
1612. Fuck!Copy !req
1613. Aargh!Copy !req