1. Earth, birthplace of the human race,
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2. a species much like our own,
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3. capable of great compassion
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4. and great violence.
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5. For in our quest to protect the humans,
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6. a deeper revelation dawns.
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7. Our worlds have met before.
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8. - Newsflash from the BBC.
- Breaking news out of Shanghai.
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9. There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.
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10. We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.
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11. We will bring you
any new information as we get it.
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12. Seahawks approaching target.
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13. Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.
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14. Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.
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15. All right, give NEST team the go.
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16. Black Hawks, you're clear to land.
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17. Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.
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18. Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ass-whupping.
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19. For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots
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20. has taken refuge here
under my command.
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21. Arcees, get ready to launch.
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22. We're locked and loaded.
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23. Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,
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24. a secret but brave squad of soldiers.
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25. All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."
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26. They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.
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27. This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.
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28. We gotta make sure this one does not
get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.
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29. A classified strike team called NEST.
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30. We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes
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31. hiding in different countries
around the globe.
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32. Roll in Alpha through Echo now.
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33. Move out! Let's go!
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34. All right, Ironhide.
We got echoes. They're close.
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35. Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.
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36. He's here. I smell him.
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37. It's close. It's getting closer.
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38. - Oh, no.
- What have you got?
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39. Thermal ripple.
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40. Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.
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41. Eagle niner!
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42. I need an energy proton.
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43. Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!
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44. Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
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45. Dog 1, now we are engaging.
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46. We got a second Decepticon.
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47. Arcee twins! Target coming your way!
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48. I got him, I got him!
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49. I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.
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50. - This is combat, man.
- Total brain freeze, man.
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51. What's wrong with you?
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52. Bring in Sideswipe!
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53. Clear a path!
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54. Damn, I'm good!
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55. Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!
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56. Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.
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57. Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.
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58. Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
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59. Pull over!
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60. Punk-ass Decepticon!
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61. Any last words?
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62. This is not your planet to rule!
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63. The Fallen shall rise again.
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64. That doesn't sound good.
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65. Not today.
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66. Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!
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67. Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.
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68. Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?
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69. - Did you rent the room out?
- No, I got other ideas for your room
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70. and it rhymes with "home theater."
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71. Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.
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72. - Ma.
- My little baby-bootie boy.
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73. - You can't go.
- You see this, Dad? This is how
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74. you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins
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75. goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?
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76. Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
College, bummer!
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77. You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.
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78. You have to come home for Halloween.
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79. Well, I can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.
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80. - Well, then we'll come to you.
- You're not coming.
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81. - No, we're not going anywhere.
- We'll dress up.
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82. We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.
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83. - You can't do that, Mom.
- Would you let the kid breathe,
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84. for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.
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85. There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.
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86. Come on, chop, chop!
Let's go. March, young lady.
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87. - Dad.
- I love it when you call me "young lady,"
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88. - you dirty old man.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.
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89. - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?
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90. I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
It's not a rap video.
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91. It's just like a coach thing.
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92. That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.
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93. Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.
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94. You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.
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95. Now I'm crying again! This sucks!
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96. You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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97. You know, it's just going to be,
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98. you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,
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99. going out to handle the world
on his own.
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100. - You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.
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101. Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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102. Get the hell off the couch,
you filthy beasts!
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103. You'll see a lot of that in college, too.
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104. - What are you talking about, Dad?
- There's gonna be a lot of women there.
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105. Yeah, well,
I'm a one-woman kind of guy.
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106. Look, Mikaela's the greatest,
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107. but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?
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108. You're no different
than any other couple your age.
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109. Except we discovered
an alien race together.
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110. How long you gonna be riding
that scooter?
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111. Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?
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112. Wait a second. Who could that be?
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113. In two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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114. Hey, beautiful.
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115. - I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?
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116. You sure?
I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.
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117. Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good-bye to you.
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118. Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.
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119. Guess what? I made you
a long-distance relationship kit.
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120. Yeah, I got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.
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121. All Witwicky, all the time.
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122. And I got you a couple souvenirs
from the event
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123. that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.
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124. - Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- Sounds cute. I can't wait.
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125. Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?
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126. You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
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127. Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.
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128. It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.
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129. - Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- No, it's not that.
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130. It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.
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131. You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?
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132. You really should come with me.
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133. They got cheap apartments
near campus.
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134. Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man-child father,
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135. fresh out of prison, back on his feet.
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136. I heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?
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137. - Next to the camshafts.
- I love it when you say "camshafts."
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138. Whisper it to me.
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139. Camshafts.
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140. Why can't I hate you?
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141. It's my Witwicky charm.
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142. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
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143. I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.
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144. Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.
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145. Sam?
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146. There's a fire!
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147. Dad, we got a fire!
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148. Fire!
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149. Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?
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150. Can you just stop?
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151. Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!
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152. - Wow.
- Do you know what?
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153. - What?
- I don't want to go anywhere with you.
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154. I don't wanna go to France with you.
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155. I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.
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156. - I'm going back inside.
- All right, fine.
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157. I'll call you from Paris.
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158. What is all the racket?
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159. Sam?
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160. Dad!
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161. - What was that?
- That's the whole kitchen!
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162. - Bumblebee... Oh, my...
- Bumblebee!
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163. - 911.
- Bumblebee!
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164. - Get in the garage. Go!
- What the freak just happened?
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165. I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
Just go in the garage quietly, please.
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166. Holy Mother!
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167. - Oh, my God!
- Whatever.
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168. Get in the garage now!
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169. - Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!
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170. This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?
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171. My house is on fire!
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172. - ... very important.
- What happened?
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173. Come here. Listen, I need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.
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174. - What's going on?
- Just take it.
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175. - Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- Yes, Mom. Yeah.
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176. - Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- Hi.
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177. - An old furnace, I think.
- From a waffle iron.
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178. When you go, he goes. I cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!
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179. Judy... National security.
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180. Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.
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181. Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?
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182. Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool and a hot tub!
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183. And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!
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184. - Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- He still having voice problems?
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185. He's playing it up.
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186. Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?
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187. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
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188. Hey, I'm not taking you with me.
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189. I'm gonna wait outside, okay?
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190. I meant to tell you about this earlier.
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191. It's just that, you know...
Here's the thing.
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192. Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
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193. I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
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194. Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.
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195. I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.
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196. This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.
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197. Can you just look at me, please?
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198. Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.
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199. Okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.
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200. You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.
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201. I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college,
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202. and I can't do that with you.
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203. It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.
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204. Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.
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205. But you'll always be my first car.
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206. Love you, Bee.
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207. Wow!
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208. Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.
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209. - You got dirt all over you.
- Stop. Stop.
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210. - What?
- Stop, I'm okay.
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211. Look.
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212. So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?
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213. You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.
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214. - And?
- And I'll do anything for you.
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215. And?
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216. - I think Sam's about to say the L-word.
- Let's go, kiddo!
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217. Nice timing, Dad.
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218. I adore you.
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219. That's not the word that I want
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220. - to hear right now.
- What are you talking about?
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221. It's the same word as the other word.
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222. - It's not the same word.
- Look, if I say the other word now
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223. and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus
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So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.
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225. Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.
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226. Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.
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227. So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?
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228. - It can be.
- I hate that it's working.
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229. Can I have a kiss?
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230. We're going to make it work, I promise.
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231. Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
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232. Retrieve it.
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233. Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
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234. Bad-ass ice-cream truck
coming through.
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235. - Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- No, I don't...
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236. - Hold up.
- Those are nice.
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237. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
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238. Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!
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239. - Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- Green? No, green is mine!
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240. I call green!
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241. - I got the green.
- That hurt, man.
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242. It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.
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243. Present arms!
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244. Director Galloway, what an honor.
I'd love to show you around,
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245. but you gotta be
on the classified access list.
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246. I am now. Presidential order, Major.
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247. I got a message
for your classified space buddies!
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248. You guys made a mess of Shanghai.
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249. All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS
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250. and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.
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251. Secure link to JCS is up, Major.
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252. Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.
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253. - General?
- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.
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254. - We had a rough day out there.
- Yes, sir.
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255. We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.
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256. Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him,
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257. but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.
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258. Proceed.
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259. You gotta wonder,
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260. if God made us in his image,
who made him?
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261. General, our alliance
has countermanded
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262. six Decepticon incursions this year,
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263. each on a different continent.
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264. They're clearly searching
around the world for something,
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265. but last night's encounter
came with a warning.
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266. "The Fallen shall rise again."
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267. "The Fallen." Meaning what?
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268. Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race
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269. was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.
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270. Excuse me!
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271. With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,
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272. why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?
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273. Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.
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274. The President just appointed him liaison.
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275. Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
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276. Forgive the interruption, General.
Excuse me. Coming through.
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277. Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.
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278. After all the damage in Shanghai,
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279. the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.
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280. Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,
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281. you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.
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282. We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.
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283. It would absolutely bring
more harm than good.
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284. But who are you to judge
what's best for us?
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285. With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side
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286. in the field for two years.
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287. We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.
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288. Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
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289. Don't tempt me.
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290. And the newest members of your team.
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291. - Easy.
- I understand they arrived here
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292. after you sent a message into space,
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293. an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.
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294. Let me stop you right there,
Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.
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295. And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team
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296. has always been above reproach.
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297. Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President
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298. that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.
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299. Now, what do we know so far?
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300. We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,
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301. is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,
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302. surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.
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303. We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark
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304. is locked in an electromagnetic vault
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305. here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.
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306. Decepticons, we have located the shard.
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307. And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,
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308. well, there's only one clear conclusion!
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309. You! The Autobots!
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310. They're here to hunt you!
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311. What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?
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312. "The Fallen shall rise again"?
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313. It sounds to me
like something's coming.
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314. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served
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315. by denying you further asylum
on our planet,
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317. Freedom is your right. If you make
that request, we will honor it.
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318. But before your President decides,
please ask him this.
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319. What if we leave and you're wrong?
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320. That's a good question.
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321. Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!
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322. I feel smarter already.
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323. - Ron, can you smell it?
- Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
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324. - Hey, cheapo!
- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.
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325. Just go ahead and check out your room.
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326. Yeah, go.
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327. - Hey.
- Hey.
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328. - You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- Hey.
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329. So, I already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?
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330. - That side.
- I already chose that side.
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331. You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.
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332. Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
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333. I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.
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334. Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.
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335. Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.
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336. No criminal record, won't steal anything.
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337. - Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.
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338. - You got a girlfriend?
- I do. You?
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339. No, not a chance. You a techie?
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340. Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?
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341. - Server's almost online, Leo.
- Network's up and running.
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342. Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
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343. That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my IT gurus.
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344. Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal.com.
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345. That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
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346. - No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.
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347. - What is all this for?
- See where I'm going, bro.
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348. Look, call me gross,
I want to be a baby billionaire.
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349. Kitten calendars.
That's where I started. Look at me now.
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350. Got to have dreams, bro.
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351. Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!
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352. Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!
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353. - What's "FTJ"?
- "Fuel the Jet."
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355. FTJ. FTJ, legit!
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356. Did you see that? Did you see that?
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357. Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."
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358. Don't believe the hype, bro.
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359. Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.
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360. Yeah, I saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing
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361. and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like...
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362. - It looks fake to me.
- Dude, it's not fake.
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363. The Internet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.
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364. - It looks fake.
- No, man, I've seen them.
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365. - They're, like, these robots...
- Look, look, it's fake.
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on any computer, okay?
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368. - so I can't comment or speculate.
- No.
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369. "Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?
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370. No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!
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371. - Which sack?
- The ball sack.
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372. Dude, what kind of tool are you?
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373. Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?
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374. - It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.
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375. Follow me.
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376. Leo, bad news!
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377. We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.
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379. Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.
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380. "Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!
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381. He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.
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382. By the way, I read your file.
I'm poor, you're poor.
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383. We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.
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384. I work for you now? That's incredible.
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385. It's first day of college,
I got a career in a dinky Internet firm
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386. with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.
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387. Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?
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388. That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me
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389. have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause I'll do it!
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390. Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can I switch out?
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391. Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?
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392. - Oh, here we go.
- We made it. Hi.
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393. It's just like Hogwarts.
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394. - Hi.
- Is this co-ed?
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395. This is a co-ed dorm.
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396. - You guys want to meet my roommates?
- Yeah.
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397. Some real swell guys.
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398. - Here's Leo.
- We're the Witwickys.
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399. - I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.
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400. Hey, you have a great son, you really do.
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401. - Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.
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402. What is that in your hand, by the way?
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403. I got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.
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404. You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.
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405. - Mom?
- Yeah, it's 100% pure,
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406. Hawaiian green for the environment.
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407. - How many of these have you eaten?
- Drop it.
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408. - What is this?
- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.
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409. - No, it's...
- Please, give me...
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410. Hey! It's my cheat day.
I can eat what I want.
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411. I'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.
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412. Please do something right now.
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413. I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!
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414. Come on, let's go.
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415. I'm sorry and you're welcome.
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416. We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."
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417. Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.
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418. Is... Is so nice...
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419. Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.
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420. She's tied for number one
on my to-do list.
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421. Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?
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422. Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.
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423. You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.
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424. Glad she ain't my mama!
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425. And he recently had his cherry popped!
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426. He didn't know I was in the house!
I heard it all!
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427. - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Here he is!
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428. He would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!
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429. - Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- No, like the GPS. OnStar!
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430. - OnStar.
- Frisbee!
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431. No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?
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432. - Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- Hey! Crazy!
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433. - You want it?
- I want it.
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434. Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.
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435. - You gotta control your mother.
- I don't know who this woman is.
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436. Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
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437. All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.
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438. - Did you get the booties? All right.
- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
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439. I'm upside down!
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440. Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.
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441. We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.
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442. Breach at B-14.
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443. Go, go, go, go!
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444. The shard's gone.
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445. Contact!
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446. Take it down!
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447. - Which way?
- Shoot left!
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448. Knock it down!
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449. First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.
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450. So, get your game faces on.
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451. I can't stay long.
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
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452. - That's so cool!
- No, it's not.
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453. While he's making out
with his MacBook,
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454. I'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.
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455. - Let's roll.
- She's hot.
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456. Bro, we're hunting!
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457. - See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.
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458. Okay.
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459. This is our first live chat date.
I've never done it before.
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460. I'm kind of nervous.
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461. - Are you okay?
- No.
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462. I was getting a napkin for my drink.
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463. Thanks. Cheers.
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464. - It's Sam, right?
- Yeah.
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465. - I wanna dance.
- What, like... Like dancing?
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466. Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?
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467. 'Cause I'm in a permanently semi...
I'm in a relationship, kind of...
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468. - Relax. I just want to have some fun.
- Wanna have some fun?
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469. Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and...
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470. Oh, my...
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471. So, how about tonight
you pretend I'm your girlfriend
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472. and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?
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473. Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?
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474. There is a car on the lawn!
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475. What are you doing?
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476. Houston, we have a problem.
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477. - What is it?
- Freshman!
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478. - Yeah?
- Is that your car in our bushes?
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479. No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a tighter shirt.
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480. There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.
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481. Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?
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482. - What size shoe do you wear?
- Yeah?
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483. - Hold on.
- You wanna try?
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484. - I'll back it up right now.
- Get him out of here.
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485. You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?
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486. I've only known you 17 hours.
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487. This is gonna really change our lives.
You have no idea.
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488. - I love Camaros.
- I can't do this right now, okay?
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489. - Don't be a wimp.
- Oh, God!
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490. - My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- Yeah?
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491. Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.
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492. We shouldn't stare...
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493. I mean, share stories
with each other at all.
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494. Come on, Sam. Just one ride.
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495. Your cheatin' heart
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496. Don't. Don't!
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497. She's a super freak, super freak
She's super freaky
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498. - Is your radio broken?
- No, my concentration is.
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499. We're not cheating.
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500. Not yet.
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501. Is something wrong here?
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502. God! You okay?
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503. She's mighty, mighty
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504. I really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot...
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505. Oh, God! It's in my mouth!
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506. Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.
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507. I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!
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508. I... I'm so sorry!
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509. What are you doing?
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510. You won't give me a day, huh?
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511. - You won't give me one day in college?
- I'm sorry, Sam,
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512. but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.
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513. Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?
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514. We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,
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515. but I'm here for your help, Sam,
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516. because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.
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517. Perhaps they are right.
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518. That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.
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519. - This isn't my war.
- Not yet,
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520. but I fear it soon will be.
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521. Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.
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522. Whole generations lost.
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523. I know, and I want to help you, I do,
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524. but I am not some alien ambassador,
you know?
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525. I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
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526. I am where I'm supposed to be.
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527. I'm sorry. I...
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528. I really am.
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529. Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.
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530. You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.
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531. We do, more than you know.
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532. Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
bearing 214, and possible hostile,
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533. confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.
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534. - What do you got?
- SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,
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535. diving fast.
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536. Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.
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537. - Man battle stations.
- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!
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538. Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.
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539. - Left full rudder, two-thirds.
- Dive, go deep.
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540. The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.
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541. That is 9,300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?
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542. - None, sir.
- Then, people, we've got a problem!
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543. Need parts! Kill the little one!
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544. The shard make Energon!
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545. Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!
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546. - Sound collision alarm.
- Left hard rudder.
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547. Five hundred feet.
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548. Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.
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549. - Collision imminent port side.
- One hundred feet.
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550. Brace for impact.
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551. Starscream, I'm home.
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552. Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.
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553. You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.
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554. Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!
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555. After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.
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556. - So disappointing.
- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
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557. Even in death,
there is no command but mine.
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558. My master, I failed you on Earth.
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559. The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.
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560. You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.
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561. Its power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.
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562. - It can only transform.
- How is that possible?
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563. It has been absorbed
by the human child.
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564. The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.
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565. Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!
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566. And you will, my apprentice, in time.
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567. For millennia, I have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet
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568. where I, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes I called my brothers.
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569. Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.
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570. Optimus! He protects the boy.
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571. Then the boy will lead us to him
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572. - and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.
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573. The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.
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574. Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.
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575. Space. Time. Gravity.
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576. - Thank you.
- Finish that for me.
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577. We're going on a journey together,
you and I, today.
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578. All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.
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579. And I shall be your consort, your guide,
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580. your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.
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581. Welcome to Astronomy 101.
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582. For what do we know about the stars?
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583. Virgo, the virgin.
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584. Orion, the great hunter.
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585. These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.
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586. No, they are dynamos
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587. filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!
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588. Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.
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589. - Energy equals mass...
- What you doing?
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590. Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.
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591. Young man, there are no questions
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592. until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.
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593. I just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.
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594. Energy does equal
mass times the velocity
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595. of light squared in this dimension,
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596. but what about the other 17?
Nobody ever talks about the other 17.
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597. Clear example.
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598. Break down the elemental components
of Energon,
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599. assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the...
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600. Fourteen galactic convergences it took
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601. the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an... Echo on its signal,
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602. you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase
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603. that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.
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604. Come on, guys, I can't be
the only one in the class who...
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605. Young man, I will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.
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606. No, this is my universe here.
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607. Do you understand?
I am the alpha and the omega.
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608. - Get out of my class!
- Yes, sir.
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609. Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?
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610. Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
You're such a good boy.
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611. What a good boy, you are.
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612. Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?
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613. Come on, check that out.
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614. There you go.
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615. - Yes, Samuel?
- Hello? Mikaela?
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616. I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.
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617. - Something just happened to me, okay?
- What, you finally hit puberty?
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618. No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.
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619. Remember I was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,
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620. Archibald Witwicky? Remember?
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621. Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
Okay, remember how I was telling you...
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622. Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
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623. Mikaela, okay,
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624. my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?
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625. And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,
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626. and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.
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627. Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.
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628. I just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.
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629. I had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.
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630. I am seeing symbols ever since I...
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631. - Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
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632. - Do you have it?
- Yeah, I have it.
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633. - It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
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634. - Don't touch it.
- I'm not gonna touch it.
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635. Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.
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636. - No one knows where it is.
- I do!
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637. You're hot, but you ain't too bright.
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638. There we go. Yeah, that'll work.
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639. Damn it! Son of a bitch!
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640. What are you looking at, slobber puss?
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641. What the... This place is
a freaking house of horrors!
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642. Pain... It hurts...
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643. Hold on.
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644. Right to five, then...
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645. Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you can do?
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646. What are you doing here,
you little freak?
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647. That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
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648. - You gonna talk now?
- I seek knowledge from the Cube.
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649. - The Fallen demands me!
- What knowledge?
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650. You got the shard, I need the shard.
Give me the shard. I need the shard.
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651. They're gonna whack me!
I'm gonna be dead without that shard!
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652. Easy, warrior goddess,
I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
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653. - And I'm your worst nightmare.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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654. - What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,
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655. just not on an open phone line, okay?
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656. I'm gonna get on a plane right now
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657. and I'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.
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658. And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?
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659. Yeah, a live bomb!
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660. - No.
- Good.
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661. Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!
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662. Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!
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663. - As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.
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664. Well, get clear.
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665. The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.
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666. They're not answering our calls
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667. and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.
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668. All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!
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669. Move it!
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670. Let's go!
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671. Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.
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672. Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you
in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?
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673. Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.
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674. Basically, I've got,
like, 18 inches of meat.
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675. Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. It's cool. I am, too.
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676. - Sam home?
- Sam? I think he died,
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677. but why don't we check?
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678. - Here we are.
- Hey!
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679. You ever have a song stuck
in your head? It's like
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680. the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it
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681. 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?
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682. Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
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683. - kitten calendar...
- Dude, what the eff?
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684. I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
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685. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.
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686. Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.
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687. This is the part that...
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688. Okay, what were you saying?
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689. Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.
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690. Get out.
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691. Wait, wait, wait!
Can I just sit and watch?
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692. I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.
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693. Sam, I knew there was
something special about you.
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694. Really?
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695. And I know you know what happens
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696. when two people in the know
get together.
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697. They're genuinely amazing in bed.
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698. Thank you.
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699. All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.
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700. - Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- We have needs, Sam. Relax.
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701. Jeez!
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702. What about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
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703. - You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.
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704. You want some turkey meatloaf?
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705. Sam?
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706. - Mikaela!
- Is that your girlfriend?
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707. Ex.
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708. Mikaela! Wait!
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709. I can explain...
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710. Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...
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711. All right, come on.
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712. - She's coming!
- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.
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713. - Is this real?
- Just run!
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714. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
I almost had sex with her in my dream!
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715. I can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!
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716. - Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- It's not your fault?
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717. Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!
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718. - You were a victim? Of what?
- Yeah.
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719. - Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
- Of... Of molestation.
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720. It was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!
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721. You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!
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722. - I didn't! Look!
- You did!
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723. You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?
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724. It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like... Like diesel!
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725. - Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
- You're such a little girl!
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726. We're gonna have
10 seconds of silence right now.
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727. I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
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728. You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?
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729. I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
You have three seconds left.
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730. You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment
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731. all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.
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732. - What were you gonna say?
- I hope you had a lot of fun,
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733. because this, this is over.
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734. She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?
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735. She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies
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736. are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!
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737. You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!
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738. Who are you?
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739. I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? I'm the key to this.
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740. The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.
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741. Whoa, guys, right there!
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742. Run!
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743. Mikaela!
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744. Come on! We gotta move!
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745. It's a bomb!
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746. You've got to get that box!
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747. - This way.
- What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!
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748. Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!
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749. Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!
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750. Come on, come on, come on.
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751. Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!
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752. Now!
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753. Tongue!
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754. Oh, my God!
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755. Kiss this, bitch!
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756. Drive, drive, drive.
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757. Okay, so what else
don't I know, all right?
Copy !req
758. Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details.
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759. That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby...
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760. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Sam!
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761. Sam!
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762. - Sam!
- Hold on!
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763. - Pull me up!
- Hold on!
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764. Sam, get back in!
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765. I don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!
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766. Jesus! Jesus!
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767. Come here, boy.
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768. Closer.
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769. - Oh, my God.
- Okay.
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770. You remember me, don't you?
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771. I did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.
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772. Shut up!
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773. Sam!
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774. Yeah! Yes, yes.
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775. It feels good to grab your flesh!
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776. I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,
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777. but first, we have
some delicate work to do.
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778. How I could snap your limbs off!
Copy !req
779. Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
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780. I'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.
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781. I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!
Copy !req
782. Yeah!
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783. Beseeching my shard!
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784. Easy or tough way?
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785. - There they are.
- That's what I'm seeing in my head.
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786. These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.
Copy !req
787. We must have the brain on the table!
Copy !req
788. - Chop, chop!
- Brain?
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789. What does he mean by my brain?
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790. Well, you have something on your mind,
something I need.
Copy !req
791. Hold on. I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed
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792. because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.
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793. If somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset, too.
Copy !req
794. I think that we have an opportunity here
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795. to start anew
and develop our relationship
Copy !req
796. and see where it leads us, okay?
Copy !req
797. So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!
Copy !req
798. Wait, wait, wait!
Copy !req
799. - Come on! Go, go!
- Sam!
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800. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
801. Sam!
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802. Run!
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803. Go, go, go, go!
Copy !req
804. Here he comes!
Copy !req
805. Hide, Sam!
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806. Weak!
Copy !req
807. Puny! Waste of metal!
Copy !req
808. Junkyard crap!
Copy !req
809. Decepticons!
Copy !req
810. Come here, boy.
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811. There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.
Copy !req
812. The boy could lead us to it.
Copy !req
813. Optimus!
Copy !req
814. Is the future of our race not worth
a single human life?
Copy !req
815. - Up! Get up!
- You'll never stop at one!
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816. I'll take you all on!
Copy !req
817. Piece of tin!
Copy !req
818. Sam! Where are you?
Copy !req
819. No!
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820. You're so weak!
Copy !req
821. The last Prime is dead!
Copy !req
822. Sam, run. Run.
Copy !req
823. Autobots, attack!
Copy !req
824. Bumblebee, get them out of here!
Copy !req
825. This is Lennox.
Copy !req
826. - That went well.
- We've lost the boy, Master.
Copy !req
827. The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.
Copy !req
828. I can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?
Copy !req
829. - One insect among seven billion!
- Shut up!
Copy !req
830. He could be anywhere.
Copy !req
831. Then we will force them
to find him for us!
Copy !req
832. It's time for the world
to know of our presence.
Copy !req
833. No more disguises. No mercy!
Copy !req
834. The time has come
for my master's arrival.
Copy !req
835. Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
Copy !req
836. Speaking French is so exciting!
Copy !req
837. Oh, God, who is this?
Copy !req
838. Hello? I mean, bonsoir!
Copy !req
839. - What? Who is this?
- Where is the boy?
Copy !req
840. For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth-breathing.
Copy !req
841. Jeez!
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842. You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.
Copy !req
843. Would you get out of here?
Copy !req
844. I didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.
Copy !req
845. I want to try new things.
Copy !req
846. Looks like Canadian goose poop.
Copy !req
847. It's nasty.
Copy !req
848. Revenge is mine.
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849. Yeah!
Copy !req
850. definitely not a plane...
Copy !req
851. Look, carriers don't just sink.
Copy !req
852. a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse...
Copy !req
853. Negative. NORAD confirmed,
Copy !req
854. projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.
Copy !req
855. Citizens of the human hive,
Copy !req
856. your leaders have withheld the truth.
Copy !req
857. You are not alone in this universe.
Copy !req
858. We have lived among you, hidden,
Copy !req
859. but no more.
Copy !req
860. As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,
Copy !req
861. unless you turn over this boy.
Copy !req
862. If you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.
Copy !req
863. What we're hearing
from the German government
Copy !req
864. is that the world broadcast
was a satellite hacking.
Copy !req
865. The military has just told us they have
assumed Condition Delta,
Copy !req
866. which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/11.
Copy !req
867. President Obama
is being flown to a bunker
Copy !req
868. somewhere in the middle
of the United States
Copy !req
869. in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.
Copy !req
870. The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.
Copy !req
871. Worldwide casualties
are in the neighborhood of 7,000,
Copy !req
872. but that number could climb.
Copy !req
873. It's still too early to tell.
Copy !req
874. What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"
Copy !req
875. The FBI is still trying to locate
the boy, Sam Witwicky.
Copy !req
876. We believe they have information
about the attacks.
Copy !req
877. The FBI, CIA and Interpol
Copy !req
878. are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.
Copy !req
879. You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.
Copy !req
880. - They have a traffic-camera spotting...
- They have a picture of me, man.
Copy !req
881. We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!
Copy !req
882. I just need you to focus
Copy !req
883. - for one minute, man.
- Just stop.
Copy !req
884. This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?
Copy !req
885. You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.
Copy !req
886. - Do you see this?
- What?
Copy !req
887. They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?
Copy !req
888. Okay, I'm not even with you guys!
Copy !req
889. Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping...
Copy !req
890. - Enough is...
- Yo, Leo!
Copy !req
891. This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, I swear.
Copy !req
892. - That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You guys forced me into that car, right?
Copy !req
893. I think he's scared.
Copy !req
894. Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do
with this shrimp taco?
Copy !req
895. Let's pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk
Copy !req
896. and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what I mean?
Copy !req
897. - Not in my trunk.
- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.
Copy !req
898. Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!
Copy !req
899. No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?
Copy !req
900. I've had a hell of a day!
Copy !req
901. Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?
Copy !req
902. Go whine to your boyfriend!
Copy !req
903. Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
man. Look, I'm just going to go
Copy !req
904. to the authorities and tell them the truth.
Copy !req
905. Like, I had nothing to do with this.
Copy !req
906. - So, I'm not an accomplice.
- Hey, you wanted this, right?
Copy !req
907. You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.
Copy !req
908. Wake up! You're in the middle of it!
Copy !req
909. You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.
Copy !req
910. Stop complaining.
Copy !req
911. What is the meaning of this?
Copy !req
912. You dare point a gun at me?
Copy !req
913. You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!
Copy !req
914. Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
Copy !req
915. - Tell them to lower their weapons!
- Tell them first.
Copy !req
916. Tell them to lower their weapons.
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917. Major, there's nothing I can do.
Talk to him.
Copy !req
918. Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
Copy !req
919. You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations
Copy !req
920. and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.
Copy !req
921. No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.
Copy !req
922. Well, I'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Copy !req
923. and I will raise you
a President of the United States.
Copy !req
924. I have operational command now.
Copy !req
925. An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores
Copy !req
926. for which our soldiers
are paying the price.
Copy !req
927. The secret is out!
Copy !req
928. This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,
Copy !req
929. with a coordinated military strategy.
Copy !req
930. This fool is terribly misinformed.
Copy !req
931. You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.
Copy !req
932. What we need is to draw up battle plans
Copy !req
933. while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.
Copy !req
934. Like what, handing over the kid?
Copy !req
935. All options are being considered.
Copy !req
936. Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.
Copy !req
937. - There is no negotiating with them.
- I'm ordering you to stand down.
Copy !req
938. You won't be needing this anymore.
Get your assets back to base!
Copy !req
939. And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.
Copy !req
940. Let's go!
Copy !req
941. I really don't like that dude.
He's an asshole.
Copy !req
942. Autobots, report to hangar for transport.
Copy !req
943. - Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- That's not what Optimus would want.
Copy !req
944. There's nothing
that you could have done.
Copy !req
945. - You okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
946. Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
Copy !req
947. I messed up. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
948. Young fella, you are the person
I care about most in my life.
Copy !req
949. If there's anything you need,
I won't be far away.
Copy !req
950. He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.
Copy !req
951. There's some things
you just can't change.
Copy !req
952. So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!
Copy !req
953. I'm gonna make it right.
I'm going to turn myself in.
Copy !req
954. We... We've got to stick together.
Copy !req
955. - You're not going to do that.
- Yes, I am.
Copy !req
956. Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!
Copy !req
957. - You two...
- Huh?
Copy !req
958. Hey, you know the glyphs?
Copy !req
959. These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?
Copy !req
960. That's old school, yo.
That's, like... That's Cybertronian.
Copy !req
961. That's some serious stuff, right there.
Copy !req
962. They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.
Copy !req
963. Like a map to an Energon source!
Copy !req
964. - Can you read this?
- Read?
Copy !req
965. No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.
Copy !req
966. If you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.
Copy !req
967. Look who came sashaying back!
Copy !req
968. Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.
Copy !req
969. I had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
Copy !req
970. That's 'cause you're a pussy.
Copy !req
971. I think I'm allowed that,
considering what I've been through.
Copy !req
972. I heard you have a problem.
Copy !req
973. - I think I know someone who can help.
- Who?
Copy !req
974. Robo-Warrior.
Copy !req
975. This guy, Robo-Warrior,
Copy !req
976. everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.
Copy !req
977. One time we revenge-hacked his site
Copy !req
978. and maybe I saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.
Copy !req
979. This is it. Yep.
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980. Deli. Good front!
Copy !req
981. All right, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go. All right?
Copy !req
982. Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,
Copy !req
983. kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.
Copy !req
984. Cash only. Who's next?
Copy !req
985. I told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.
Copy !req
986. Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?
Copy !req
987. You... You ruined
a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!
Copy !req
988. I'm like a ninja with a blade.
It's an art form.
Copy !req
989. Give me your money. Get out of here!
Copy !req
990. Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.
Copy !req
991. Robo-Warrior.
Copy !req
992. - Know him?
- I never heard of him.
Copy !req
993. You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?
Copy !req
994. You must be talking about that
amateur-hour blog operation
Copy !req
995. - with Game Boy-level security.
- Robo-Warrior.
Copy !req
996. It's him! It's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!
Copy !req
997. No.
Copy !req
998. - You got to be kidding me.
- All right, meat store's closed!
Copy !req
999. - Everybody out! Out, right now!
- When he says to go,
Copy !req
1000. - you go.
- That means you, lady, right now.
Copy !req
1001. - Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- We're old friends.
Copy !req
1002. Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,
Copy !req
1003. got the kibosh, disbanded.
Copy !req
1004. No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.
Copy !req
1005. All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.
Copy !req
1006. - Look at her now, so mature.
- Moron! Where's the whitefish?
Copy !req
1007. Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.
Copy !req
1008. - Yakov!
- What?
Copy !req
1009. You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!
Copy !req
1010. You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?
Copy !req
1011. - It's my dream.
- Help her out.
Copy !req
1012. You live with your mama?
Copy !req
1013. No, my mama lives with me.
It's a big difference.
Copy !req
1014. They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.
Copy !req
1015. - Yeah, I know.
- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?
Copy !req
1016. How did that happen? Don't answer.
Copy !req
1017. I don't know what you're hiding,
but I don't want anything to do with it.
Copy !req
1018. So, good-bye. You never saw me.
I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.
Copy !req
1019. Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, I need your help.
Copy !req
1020. Really? You need my help?
Copy !req
1021. I need...
Look, I am slowly losing my mind.
Copy !req
1022. Okay, I had a little crab-bot,
Copy !req
1023. plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain
Copy !req
1024. and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!
Copy !req
1025. And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?
Copy !req
1026. You said it projected images
off your brain?
Copy !req
1027. - Right.
- Meat locker, now!
Copy !req
1028. Dead pigs.
Copy !req
1029. What you're about to see is top secret.
Copy !req
1030. Do not tell my mother.
Copy !req
1031. - Swine flu. Not good.
- Now you know.
Copy !req
1032. Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.
Copy !req
1033. Sad little story.
Copy !req
1034. An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?
Copy !req
1035. Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?
Copy !req
1036. Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.
Copy !req
1037. Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.
Copy !req
1038. Okay, Cube-brain.
Copy !req
1039. Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?
Copy !req
1040. Where'd you get these?
Copy !req
1041. Before I got fired,
I poached S-7's crown jewel,
Copy !req
1042. over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.
Copy !req
1043. The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.
Copy !req
1044. How do I know?
Copy !req
1045. Archeologists found
these unexplained markings
Copy !req
1046. in ancient ruins all over the world.
Copy !req
1047. China. Egypt. Greece.
Copy !req
1048. Shot in 1932.
Copy !req
1049. These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?
Copy !req
1050. - Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?
Copy !req
1051. So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?
Copy !req
1052. Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.
Copy !req
1053. Check this out. Project Black Knife.
Copy !req
1054. Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.
Copy !req
1055. We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.
Copy !req
1056. I pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,
Copy !req
1057. but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,
Copy !req
1058. that I was obsessed.
Copy !req
1059. Me. Can you imagine that?
Copy !req
1060. Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.
Copy !req
1061. - On Earth. Another source?
- On Earth.
Copy !req
1062. Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.
Copy !req
1063. You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?
Copy !req
1064. No, no, no, the source is before them.
Copy !req
1065. Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.
Copy !req
1066. It's before them.
Copy !req
1067. - So, it comes before them.
- Correct.
Copy !req
1068. Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
Copy !req
1069. I mean,
I'm not on speaking terms with them.
Copy !req
1070. Actually, I am.
Copy !req
1071. Let me out!
Copy !req
1072. - This is going to be a little bit sad.
- Open it.
Copy !req
1073. I will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!
Copy !req
1074. Hey, behave!
Copy !req
1075. - What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1076. - And you're training him?
- I'm trying to.
Copy !req
1077. I spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,
Copy !req
1078. and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.
Copy !req
1079. Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro-head?
Copy !req
1080. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,
Copy !req
1081. but, if you're a good boy,
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
Copy !req
1082. Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
Copy !req
1083. Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.
Copy !req
1084. All right.
Copy !req
1085. I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.
Copy !req
1086. I don't read it, but these guys...
Copy !req
1087. Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?
Copy !req
1088. - Is this they?
- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
Copy !req
1089. They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. I don't know what.
Copy !req
1090. Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.
Copy !req
1091. - And I know where to find them.
- Show us.
Copy !req
1092. Yeah.
Copy !req
1093. The closest one's in Washington.
Copy !req
1094. Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.
Copy !req
1095. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
Copy !req
1096. - Hold those.
- What is that?
Copy !req
1097. What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.
Copy !req
1098. So does Giambi, Jeter.
It's a baseball thing. Okay.
Copy !req
1099. Watches synchronized,
sharp mind and empty bladder.
Copy !req
1100. You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.
Copy !req
1101. Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.
Copy !req
1102. It's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.
Copy !req
1103. Tricks the polygraph every time.
Copy !req
1104. Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.
Copy !req
1105. No, listen, I can't do this.
Copy !req
1106. I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
I'm not gonna do this.
Copy !req
1107. - Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid.
Copy !req
1108. You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.
Copy !req
1109. Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.
Copy !req
1110. The museum is now closing.
Copy !req
1111. Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!
Copy !req
1112. You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.
Copy !req
1113. Sir! I suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!
Copy !req
1114. Listen, man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.
Copy !req
1115. All right? Thumper dumper.
I got to go. All right.
Copy !req
1116. Sir, you are a grown,
naked man around children.
Copy !req
1117. - Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- I'm not going anywhere.
Copy !req
1118. - You got that paper, right, sir?
- You should be embarrassed.
Copy !req
1119. This is a family museum, sir.
Copy !req
1120. What is going on here?
Copy !req
1121. How many times can you get tased
in the nuts before you can't have kids?
Copy !req
1122. You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.
Copy !req
1123. We just downed five guards.
Five guards.
Copy !req
1124. - Get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second here.
Copy !req
1125. I got to get the tracker, all right.
Copy !req
1126. - Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.
Copy !req
1127. Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.
Copy !req
1128. - He knows something.
- What?
Copy !req
1129. He knows something.
Copy !req
1130. You got what I got?
Copy !req
1131. - Yeah.
- Blackbird.
Copy !req
1132. There he is.
Copy !req
1133. This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!
Copy !req
1134. Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.
Copy !req
1135. Shit. It's a Decepticon!
Copy !req
1136. - Decepticon?
- Decepticon?
Copy !req
1137. Behind the MiG now!
Copy !req
1138. What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?
Copy !req
1139. Answer me, pawns and knaves!
Copy !req
1140. Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!
Copy !req
1141. You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
Copy !req
1142. Bugger it!
Copy !req
1143. Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
Copy !req
1144. Prepare for remote systems override!
Copy !req
1145. - I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
Copy !req
1146. I command these doors to open.
Copy !req
1147. Fire! I said, fire!
Copy !req
1148. Bollocks!
Copy !req
1149. - Damn these worthless parts.
- Wait a second!
Copy !req
1150. Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
Copy !req
1151. The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.
Copy !req
1152. We gotta catch that plane.
Copy !req
1153. - Right. I'm on a mission.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Copy !req
1154. - What do you want?
- Look, we just want to talk!
Copy !req
1155. I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
Copy !req
1156. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
What planet am I on?
Copy !req
1157. - Earth.
- Earth?
Copy !req
1158. Terrible name for a planet.
Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
Copy !req
1159. Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?
Copy !req
1160. - Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.
Copy !req
1161. - Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- What do you mean, "changed sides"?
Copy !req
1162. It's a choice.
It's an intensely personal decision.
Copy !req
1163. So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Copy !req
1164. You mean you don't have to work
Copy !req
1165. for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?
Copy !req
1166. If Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.
Copy !req
1167. I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.
Copy !req
1168. - Who's your little Autobot?
- You're cute.
Copy !req
1169. Name's Wheelie. Yeah.
Say my name, say my name.
Copy !req
1170. What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?
Copy !req
1171. At least he's faithful, Sam.
Copy !req
1172. Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.
Copy !req
1173. Can you just... Can you stop?
Copy !req
1174. - Hey, what are you doing?
- It's just something
Copy !req
1175. to think about. I won't argue with...
What were you saying?
Copy !req
1176. I told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.
Copy !req
1177. Somebody shit the bed this morning.
Copy !req
1178. - Look at this guy.
- I have issues of my own.
Copy !req
1179. And it started with my mother!
Copy !req
1180. My ancestors
have been here for centuries.
Copy !req
1181. My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.
Copy !req
1182. - Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.
Copy !req
1183. Nothing!
Copy !req
1184. But he did so with honor,
dignity, damn it!
Copy !req
1185. Bollocks.
Copy !req
1186. My boosters are fried.
Copy !req
1187. I think we can help each other.
Copy !req
1188. You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know, I do.
Copy !req
1189. I don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, I don't.
Copy !req
1190. I could do this all day.
It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
Copy !req
1191. They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind
Copy !req
1192. and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
Copy !req
1193. - Him and someone called The Fallen.
- The Fallen? I know him.
Copy !req
1194. He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.
Copy !req
1195. He's terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
Copy !req
1196. These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,
Copy !req
1197. The Fallen's search.
Copy !req
1198. I remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
Copy !req
1199. Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1200. No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!
Copy !req
1201. Well, that wasn't so bad.
Copy !req
1202. I just hope we're still on the right planet.
Copy !req
1203. Hey, that freaking hurt!
Copy !req
1204. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1205. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1206. Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
Copy !req
1207. This would be a perfect moment,
except you landed on my testicles.
Copy !req
1208. Please, get off.
Copy !req
1209. God, my balls.
Copy !req
1210. Sam!
Copy !req
1211. - Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!
Copy !req
1212. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? It's Vegas.
Copy !req
1213. - You guys okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1214. Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
Copy !req
1215. That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
Copy !req
1216. People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,
Copy !req
1217. - you would have heard...
- Shut up.
Copy !req
1218. I told you I was opening a space bridge.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
Copy !req
1219. When did you... When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.
Copy !req
1220. You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?
Copy !req
1221. Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!
Copy !req
1222. Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?
Copy !req
1223. Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
Copy !req
1224. so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?
Copy !req
1225. This planet was visited
by our race once before,
Copy !req
1226. by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
Copy !req
1227. They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,
Copy !req
1228. the lifeblood of our race.
Copy !req
1229. Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!
Copy !req
1230. Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?
Copy !req
1231. Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?
Copy !req
1232. Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
Copy !req
1233. Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.
Copy !req
1234. It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
Copy !req
1235. - Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?
Copy !req
1236. Yes. You see, in the beginning,
Copy !req
1237. there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.
Copy !req
1238. And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.
Copy !req
1239. The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,
Copy !req
1240. until one of them tried to defy this rule.
Copy !req
1241. And his name forevermore
was The Fallen.
Copy !req
1242. He despised the human race
Copy !req
1243. and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.
Copy !req
1244. The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key
Copy !req
1245. called the Matrix of Leadership.
Copy !req
1246. A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.
Copy !req
1247. The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,
Copy !req
1248. so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.
Copy !req
1249. In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away
Copy !req
1250. in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,
Copy !req
1251. a tomb we cannot find.
Copy !req
1252. Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.
Copy !req
1253. The Fallen knows where it is
Copy !req
1254. and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.
Copy !req
1255. Okay, so how do we stop him?
Copy !req
1256. Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
Copy !req
1257. Optimus Prime?
Copy !req
1258. So, you've met a Prime?
Copy !req
1259. Why, you must have met
a great descendant.
Copy !req
1260. Is he alive, here on this planet?
Copy !req
1261. He sacrificed himself to save me.
Copy !req
1262. So, he's dead.
Copy !req
1263. Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.
Copy !req
1264. So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine,
Copy !req
1265. could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus
Copy !req
1266. and bring him back to life?
Copy !req
1267. It was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.
Copy !req
1268. So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?
Copy !req
1269. Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.
Copy !req
1270. What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.
Copy !req
1271. When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
Copy !req
1272. Find the doorway!
Copy !req
1273. Go now! Go!
Copy !req
1274. That was my mission.
It's your mission now.
Copy !req
1275. Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.
Copy !req
1276. Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.
Copy !req
1277. Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."
Copy !req
1278. - That's the Dagger's Tip.
- It's part of the Red Sea.
Copy !req
1279. It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.
Copy !req
1280. 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.
Copy !req
1281. First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.
Copy !req
1282. How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?
Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna make a call.
Copy !req
1284. We got cops!
Copy !req
1285. I can't go to prison, guys.
Copy !req
1286. Sam, we got to get off this road
and lay low.
Copy !req
1287. Man, stupid cops!
Copy !req
1288. This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.
Copy !req
1289. - Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- They're gone.
Copy !req
1290. Okay, we're running out of time.
I gotta make the call to Lennox...
Copy !req
1291. You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.
Copy !req
1292. Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.
Copy !req
1293. - CIA is all over this place!
- You're gonna call.
Copy !req
1294. - Okay. That's a good idea.
- All right.
Copy !req
1295. I mean, I just had my mind
on other things,
Copy !req
1296. like winding up in an Egyptian prison.
Copy !req
1297. NEST departure, 2100 hours.
Copy !req
1298. So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.
Copy !req
1299. Major Lennox, phone call.
Copy !req
1300. Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?
Copy !req
1301. We need the truck. The truck.
Copy !req
1302. We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.
Copy !req
1303. You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.
Copy !req
1304. Back of a $1 bill.
Copy !req
1305. Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.
Copy !req
1306. Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.
Copy !req
1307. Wait, who are you?
Copy !req
1308. Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.
Copy !req
1309. Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!
Copy !req
1310. Move, move, move, move.
Copy !req
1311. Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
Copy !req
1312. Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba.
Copy !req
1313. Egypt? Are you serious?
Copy !req
1314. Sir.
Copy !req
1315. Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,
Copy !req
1316. how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?
Copy !req
1317. Look, I don't know,
but we got to trust him.
Copy !req
1318. Okay, let's go over it again.
Copy !req
1319. When the dawn alights
the Dagger's Tip,
Copy !req
1320. - the Three Kings...
- Will reveal the doorway.
Copy !req
1321. That's what he said.
You know what it means?
Copy !req
1322. - No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.
Copy !req
1323. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.
Copy !req
1324. I don't have my passport.
Copy !req
1325. Passport!
Copy !req
1326. They got cameras at the top.
Copy !req
1327. All right, chill. This is espionage time.
I can handle it.
Copy !req
1328. These are my people.
I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.
Copy !req
1329. Great, a fricking Munchkin.
Copy !req
1330. Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.
Copy !req
1331. The Dagger's Tip? Right?
Copy !req
1332. Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.
Copy !req
1333. Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,
Copy !req
1334. my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.
Copy !req
1335. - New York?
- Yes. Yes.
Copy !req
1336. Fifty kilometers.
Copy !req
1337. You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
1338. - I know. I know you from somewhere.
- Go, Yankees!
Copy !req
1339. Put it on the wire to the CIA.
Copy !req
1340. Decepticons, boy's location detected.
Copy !req
1341. Undercover, yo. You got to blend in
with your surroundings.
Copy !req
1342. You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.
Copy !req
1343. Awesome! I think aliens built that.
Copy !req
1344. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1345. Come on. Move it! Move it!
Copy !req
1346. Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?
Copy !req
1347. Yeah, some of us got work to do!
Dumb Autobots.
Copy !req
1348. Being my girlfriend is hazardous
to your health.
Copy !req
1349. Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.
Copy !req
1350. - Do they?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1351. You might as well just say it.
Copy !req
1352. Ladies first.
Copy !req
1353. Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.
Copy !req
1354. - You're really chivalrous.
- Why are you mad at me?
Copy !req
1355. You know what?
Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.
Copy !req
1356. Do you realize that I just flew 3,000
miles to keep you from getting killed?
Copy !req
1357. I know.
Copy !req
1358. Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
Copy !req
1359. Look at the things I go through with you.
Copy !req
1360. And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars
Copy !req
1361. and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet
Copy !req
1362. and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.
Copy !req
1363. Pyramids.
Copy !req
1364. What? Why do boys always
Copy !req
1365. - change the subject?
- Pyramids and stars.
Copy !req
1366. - Sam?
- Come with me really quick.
Copy !req
1367. Simmons! Leo! Wake up!
Copy !req
1368. Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?
Copy !req
1369. No. I was only in college for two days.
Remember that?
Copy !req
1370. - Here. Get up. Up, up.
- What is he talking about?
Copy !req
1371. Okay, you see those three stars?
Copy !req
1372. You see
how the last one touches the horizon?
Copy !req
1373. That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.
Copy !req
1374. And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings
Copy !req
1375. who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,
Copy !req
1376. so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.
Copy !req
1377. They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.
Copy !req
1378. We've had an engine malfunction.
Copy !req
1379. We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.
Copy !req
1380. Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.
Copy !req
1381. Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?
Copy !req
1382. - All right, team, grab your chutes!
- Bailout like bailout?
Copy !req
1383. - You familiar with the standard MC-4?
- Of course not!
Copy !req
1384. I've never jumped out of
a perfectly good airplane before!
Copy !req
1385. Wait a minute, is this really happening?
Copy !req
1386. - Yeah.
- All right, here we go.
Copy !req
1387. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?
Copy !req
1388. What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.
Copy !req
1389. These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.
Copy !req
1390. I'm just following orders to the letter.
Isn't that what you said?
Copy !req
1391. You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.
Copy !req
1392. What was that? What was that?
Copy !req
1393. That's not good. Come on.
Copy !req
1394. - Right this way!
- I can't jump out of an airplane!
Copy !req
1395. - I have an ulcer! No, no.
- Come on. It's okay.
Copy !req
1396. I really can't do this.
What are you doing...
Copy !req
1397. Come here! Come here.
Copy !req
1398. - Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
Copy !req
1399. Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
and memorize everything that I say.
Copy !req
1400. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.
Copy !req
1401. Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,
Copy !req
1402. which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.
Copy !req
1403. - Okay, are you listening?
- I can't hear what...
Copy !req
1404. - Stop that!
- All right. All right.
Copy !req
1405. All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,
Copy !req
1406. it pulls the pin and opens the main.
Copy !req
1407. Red's your backup, blue's your primary.
Copy !req
1408. I want you to pull the blue.
I need you to pull it really hard!
Copy !req
1409. Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-ass!
Copy !req
1410. - He say good-bye?
- No, he didn't even say good-bye.
Copy !req
1411. General, we're loaded and ready.
Copy !req
1412. You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.
Copy !req
1413. - Excellent.
- Sir, you need to see this now.
Copy !req
1414. - Have we checked these coordinates?
- Egypt, sir.
Copy !req
1415. - They're airdropping in.
- You've got to be kidding me.
Copy !req
1416. He knows something.
Copy !req
1417. We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.
Copy !req
1418. Copy that.
Copy !req
1419. CIA just got a hit on the boy,
Copy !req
1420. 100 miles from the location
on that little note there.
Copy !req
1421. It's getting hotter.
Copy !req
1422. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Copy !req
1423. You see the size of this?
Copy !req
1424. - You see this?
- Spectacular.
Copy !req
1425. Amazing. Look at that.
Copy !req
1426. - It's here somewhere, guys.
- Yeah, why?
Copy !req
1427. 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
Copy !req
1428. who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?
Copy !req
1429. In his defense, this is the biggest
doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.
Copy !req
1430. Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?
Copy !req
1431. Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,
Copy !req
1432. that archeologists
have been here before?
Copy !req
1433. There's nothing here.
Copy !req
1434. Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.
Copy !req
1435. Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow
Copy !req
1436. and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it!
Copy !req
1437. I'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!
Copy !req
1438. - It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.
Copy !req
1439. Why are we still listening to you,
little punk-ass?
Copy !req
1440. I mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?
Copy !req
1441. Killed Megatron. How about that?
Copy !req
1442. Well, he didn't get the job done,
Copy !req
1443. you know what I mean,
'cause he's back now...
Copy !req
1444. - Are you scared?
- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
Copy !req
1445. I'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
Copy !req
1446. Bring it, then! Get off me!
Copy !req
1447. - I'll change your face around!
- I'll get all up in that ass!
Copy !req
1448. Bring it!
Copy !req
1449. Guys!
Copy !req
1450. - You like the way that feels?
- That didn't hurt.
Copy !req
1451. You like that, don't you?
Copy !req
1452. - Come on, Bumblebee!
- Bumblebee, listen.
Copy !req
1453. Now, that's rude.
Copy !req
1454. Oh, my God. The symbols.
Copy !req
1455. Bee! Shoot it.
Copy !req
1456. - Check this out.
- Look at it.
Copy !req
1457. Wow!
Copy !req
1458. These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.
Copy !req
1459. The tomb of the Primes.
Copy !req
1460. Yo!
Copy !req
1461. Yo!
Copy !req
1462. The Matrix.
Copy !req
1463. No.
Copy !req
1464. No.
Copy !req
1465. Thousands of years, turned to dust.
Copy !req
1466. This isn't how it's supposed to end.
Copy !req
1467. Hear that?
Copy !req
1468. US Air Force! C-17s!
Copy !req
1469. - What's a C-17?
- You can't bring him back, Sam.
Copy !req
1470. - There's nothing left.
- Look! Look around you.
Copy !req
1471. We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,
Copy !req
1472. to just have it end like this.
Copy !req
1473. There is a reason that we are here.
Copy !req
1474. The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.
Copy !req
1475. Everyone's after me
because of what I know,
Copy !req
1476. and what I know is that
this is going to work.
Copy !req
1477. - How do you know it's gonna work?
- Because I believe it.
Copy !req
1478. You best let me out of this plane.
Copy !req
1479. Dropping the big boy. Sam!
Copy !req
1480. You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?
Copy !req
1481. Absolutely. Let's go.
Copy !req
1482. Go!
Copy !req
1483. Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.
Copy !req
1484. Cover Optimus!
Copy !req
1485. Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.
Copy !req
1486. I need snipers and Stingers up high.
Copy !req
1487. So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.
Copy !req
1488. I hope this little kid know
what he's doing.
Copy !req
1489. Yeah, me too.
Copy !req
1490. Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!
Copy !req
1491. Pop flare!
Copy !req
1492. - That's them, right there. See the flare?
- Right over there! See it?
Copy !req
1493. Sam!
Copy !req
1494. Oh, God. Please, God! Please.
Copy !req
1495. Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.
Copy !req
1496. Shut this guy up, huh?
Copy !req
1497. - Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- Shut up and let him drive!
Copy !req
1498. - Just stop screaming...
- All right, that's it!
Copy !req
1499. I can't take that guy anymore.
Copy !req
1500. Hide in the dust! Use the dust!
Copy !req
1501. We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.
Copy !req
1502. You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.
Copy !req
1503. I'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.
Copy !req
1504. You get to those soldiers.
Copy !req
1505. - I hope that dust works, kid.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1506. He's turning around. He's coming back.
He's coming back.
Copy !req
1507. It's up to me.
Copy !req
1508. One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,
Copy !req
1509. now its last hope
in their final hour of need.
Copy !req
1510. Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.
Copy !req
1511. - Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- You'll never make it, kid.
Copy !req
1512. - I'm coming with you.
- Bravery will only get you so far.
Copy !req
1513. You tased me, okay? You owe me!
I'm going.
Copy !req
1514. Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?
Copy !req
1515. That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.
Copy !req
1516. - What the hell was that?
- Anyone copy?
Copy !req
1517. - Anyone there? Who's up?
- Copy?
Copy !req
1518. - Radio's down.
- It's dead. Comms are down.
Copy !req
1519. EMP burst.
Copy !req
1520. I see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.
Copy !req
1521. Yes, sir?
Copy !req
1522. - Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
- I know, sir.
Copy !req
1523. Well, what country am I in right now?
Copy !req
1524. United States.
Copy !req
1525. No, not the United States.
I'm from the United States.
Copy !req
1526. I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.
Copy !req
1527. Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.
Copy !req
1528. How is it that we can't reach our men,
Copy !req
1529. but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?
Copy !req
1530. Nothing.
Copy !req
1531. Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.
Copy !req
1532. - Yes, sir.
- Okay, boys, old school time!
Copy !req
1533. Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.
Copy !req
1534. Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.
Copy !req
1535. Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.
Copy !req
1536. Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?
Copy !req
1537. We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.
Copy !req
1538. Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.
Copy !req
1539. Damn it. Something's not right.
It doesn't add up.
Copy !req
1540. Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,
Copy !req
1541. and get Egypt's General Salam.
Copy !req
1542. Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.
Copy !req
1543. We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.
Copy !req
1544. Scramble Predators now.
Copy !req
1545. V-1, rotate.
Copy !req
1546. We still have a mile that way.
Copy !req
1547. Come on.
Copy !req
1548. This way. This way.
Copy !req
1549. - One man, alone...
- Stop saying that!
Copy !req
1550. betrayed by the country he loves!
Copy !req
1551. Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
Copy !req
1552. Just relax. You're with the maestro.
Copy !req
1553. I don't think he's still following us.
Copy !req
1554. That's what you think.
Copy !req
1555. Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,
Copy !req
1556. but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.
Copy !req
1557. The boy must have the Matrix.
Copy !req
1558. We cannot let him reach Optimus.
Copy !req
1559. Decepticons, begin our assault!
Copy !req
1560. We've got incoming!
Copy !req
1561. We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.
Copy !req
1562. - How many?
- About 13 of them.
Copy !req
1563. This ain't good. This ain't good.
Copy !req
1564. We're about to get our asses whupped.
Copy !req
1565. Bravo-Charlie, kneel!
Copy !req
1566. All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.
Copy !req
1567. Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,
Copy !req
1568. so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.
Copy !req
1569. All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. I need a scout team.
Copy !req
1570. I'm leading.
Copy !req
1571. Go up through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide!
Copy !req
1572. All right, when you see
the precious cargo,
Copy !req
1573. I want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.
Copy !req
1574. We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!
Copy !req
1575. You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?
Copy !req
1576. - With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- No, why?
Copy !req
1577. - Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- Is that good?
Copy !req
1578. A lot of people died.
Copy !req
1579. Hide!
Copy !req
1580. - Vámonos, amigos!
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1581. - Hit the deck!
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1582. Sam, Sam.
Copy !req
1583. I don't think they saw us.
Copy !req
1584. Get down. Get down. Get down.
Copy !req
1585. Okay. Listen.
Copy !req
1586. Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?
Copy !req
1587. What if it doesn't work?
Copy !req
1588. It's gonna work.
Copy !req
1589. - What if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work. It'll work.
Copy !req
1590. Up, up, up!
Copy !req
1591. Get ready to jump!
Copy !req
1592. We got a half-mile. I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.
Copy !req
1593. Fall back!
Copy !req
1594. - Ironhide, up the middle!
- Ironhide, move it!
Copy !req
1595. Let's go! Go, go!
Copy !req
1596. Devastator!
Copy !req
1597. We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.
Copy !req
1598. If we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?
Copy !req
1599. Look at this mother...
Copy !req
1600. Mean robots suck!
Copy !req
1601. Hang on! Hang on, okay?
Copy !req
1602. - Simmons!
- Don't let go!
Copy !req
1603. Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.
Copy !req
1604. I don't want to die!
Copy !req
1605. Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!
Copy !req
1606. You ain't getting me!
Copy !req
1607. He dead. He got so ate.
Copy !req
1608. - Who's your daddy now, huh?
- He got all ate up.
Copy !req
1609. The only safe place is right under it.
Copy !req
1610. - Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1611. You should've never eaten me!
I'm gonna bust your face up!
Copy !req
1612. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1613. Nobody mess with me! In your face!
Copy !req
1614. Keep fighting, Mudflap!
Copy !req
1615. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1616. Nobody messes with the twins.
Copy !req
1617. I got you... My bad!
Copy !req
1618. Man! You shot me in the face!
Copy !req
1619. - Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it!
Copy !req
1620. Come on.
Copy !req
1621. Judy!
Copy !req
1622. - Sam! Sam!
- What?
Copy !req
1623. Sam! Sam!
Copy !req
1624. Sam!
Copy !req
1625. - Sam!
- Dad!
Copy !req
1626. Wait, wait!
Copy !req
1627. Please listen to me!
I want you to run! Run!
Copy !req
1628. Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!
Copy !req
1629. - Oh, God!
- Wait!
Copy !req
1630. Sam Witwicky.
Copy !req
1631. Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.
Copy !req
1632. - Go! Go!
- Please, stop!
Copy !req
1633. - Stop!
- Listen to your father!
Copy !req
1634. Just get out of here!
Copy !req
1635. Just don't hurt them.
I know what you want.
Copy !req
1636. Just go! Just go!
Copy !req
1637. And I know that you need me
because I know about the Matrix.
Copy !req
1638. - Don't do it, Sam...
- Please, Dad.
Copy !req
1639. - They're going to kill us all anyway!
- Here's what you want, right here.
Copy !req
1640. Bumblebee!
Copy !req
1641. Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
Copy !req
1642. - Stay tight, Ma.
- Come on. Get in here.
Copy !req
1643. - Bee?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1644. - Hey!
- I don't know
Copy !req
1645. what's going on, but we've got to move!
Copy !req
1646. There's got to be a way out of here!
Copy !req
1647. Judy, get back, get back, get back.
Copy !req
1648. Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.
Copy !req
1649. Bee! Bumblebee!
Copy !req
1650. You get them somewhere safe,
all right?
Copy !req
1651. You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.
Copy !req
1652. No, this isn't up for discussion!
Copy !req
1653. - You're my son! You're my son!
- I know.
Copy !req
1654. - Dad...
- We all go together!
Copy !req
1655. - Listen...
- We're all going together!
Copy !req
1656. Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.
Copy !req
1657. You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
Copy !req
1658. You hear what I'm saying, okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.
Copy !req
1659. - No.
- You've got to let me go, Dad.
Copy !req
1660. - You have to let me go. You have to.
- Ron.
Copy !req
1661. Ron. Ron, let him go.
Copy !req
1662. You come back! Come on.
Copy !req
1663. Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
Copy !req
1664. - Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go without you.
Copy !req
1665. Move to cover!
Copy !req
1666. We got Jordanians!
Copy !req
1667. We got help!
Copy !req
1668. Down!
Copy !req
1669. You okay, soldier?
Copy !req
1670. We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.
Copy !req
1671. Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.
Copy !req
1672. You all right, young man?
You have a radio?
Copy !req
1673. Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what I did for my country.
Copy !req
1674. This is my moment.
Copy !req
1675. You're crazy!
Copy !req
1676. ETA to station, two minutes.
Copy !req
1677. - Put it on the main screen.
- Sir. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1678. Predator 01.
Copy !req
1679. Shit, it's a trick.
Copy !req
1680. Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.
Copy !req
1681. - Get those Marines on the ground.
- Roll in strike packages...
Copy !req
1682. Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.
Copy !req
1683. - Spotted Sam!
- Sam!
Copy !req
1684. Ironhide!
Copy !req
1685. Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.
Copy !req
1686. Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!
Copy !req
1687. Let's go.
Copy !req
1688. Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.
Copy !req
1689. If they turn that machine on,
no more sun.
Copy !req
1690. Not on my watch.
Copy !req
1691. Not on my watch.
Copy !req
1692. USS Stennis. Identify.
Copy !req
1693. Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?
Copy !req
1694. SportsCenter?
I Dream of Jeannie or something?
Copy !req
1695. We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?
Copy !req
1696. Identify yourself.
Copy !req
1697. What is your name, sailor?
Copy !req
1698. Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.
Copy !req
1699. Okay, Captain Wilder.
Copy !req
1700. This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.
Copy !req
1701. There is the mother
of all non-biologicals
Copy !req
1702. getting ready to blow up our sun.
Copy !req
1703. Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance
Copy !req
1704. or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?
Copy !req
1705. All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
Copy !req
1706. Five clicks west of the Gulf,
Copy !req
1707. we got ourselves an alien
remodeling a pyramid.
Copy !req
1708. Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,
Copy !req
1709. - shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- That's classified.
Copy !req
1710. Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?
Copy !req
1711. Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which I know you do,
Copy !req
1712. you tell them to ready that weapon!
Copy !req
1713. Contact destroyer USS KIDD.
Copy !req
1714. Alpha Team, flank left!
Copy !req
1715. This way! Move it!
Copy !req
1716. - Where do you need us, sir?
- Protect those in the line of fire.
Copy !req
1717. Let's go! Go!
Copy !req
1718. Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!
Copy !req
1719. Right now, we need air support, ASAP!
Copy !req
1720. Have troops in contact 20 miles
northwest. Radar contact.
Copy !req
1721. Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...
Copy !req
1722. B-1, snap 090.
Copy !req
1723. You are approved to drop your
2,000-pound JDAMs.
Copy !req
1724. - What you got?
- I couldn't get to them, sir.
Copy !req
1725. They're 600 meters away
and they're heading right for the pillars.
Copy !req
1726. All right. Precious cargo's coming!
Copy !req
1727. Move!
Copy !req
1728. Curse you!
Copy !req
1729. Sam! Spotted Sam!
Copy !req
1730. - Come on!
- 2-2 covering fire.
Copy !req
1731. Two civilians, 12 o'clock!
Copy !req
1732. Cover for us!
Copy !req
1733. Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!
Copy !req
1734. Keep firing!
Copy !req
1735. Come on! Mikaela!
Copy !req
1736. Come on! Get in here!
Copy !req
1737. Look who showed up.
Copy !req
1738. You better have a good reason for us
to be here.
Copy !req
1739. - Where's Optimus?
- He's right over there,
Copy !req
1740. across the courtyard.
Copy !req
1741. - I got to get to him right now.
- Not with an air strike coming.
Copy !req
1742. I have to get to him right now.
Copy !req
1743. Go. Back, back, back, back.
Copy !req
1744. - Go.
- Listen up...
Copy !req
1745. Okay.
Copy !req
1746. Incoming!
Copy !req
1747. Stick the landing.
Copy !req
1748. Behold the glory of Jetfire!
Copy !req
1749. Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!
Copy !req
1750. I'm too old for this crap.
Copy !req
1751. Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.
Copy !req
1752. I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.
Copy !req
1753. 25.7 meters above sea level,
29.32 north.
Copy !req
1754. - Kill track, 5205...
- Target acquired.
Copy !req
1755. - Killing track.
- Two, one...
Copy !req
1756. Fire!
Copy !req
1757. Yeah! Yeah!
Copy !req
1758. B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.
Copy !req
1759. We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?
Copy !req
1760. You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ass.
Copy !req
1761. - 1-1 tally orange smoke.
- I hope these F-16s got good aim.
Copy !req
1762. - Yeah? Why is that?
- I told them to hit the orange smoke.
Copy !req
1763. You mean that orange smoke?
Copy !req
1764. It wasn't my best toss, okay?
Copy !req
1765. - Viper, thunder.
- Run!
Copy !req
1766. Incoming!
Copy !req
1767. Come on!
Copy !req
1768. Sam!
Copy !req
1769. Run!
Copy !req
1770. Die!
Copy !req
1771. Sam!
Copy !req
1772. Hold your fire!
Copy !req
1773. Sam!
Copy !req
1774. Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
Copy !req
1775. Fucking do something!
Copy !req
1776. - Sam! Sam!
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!
Copy !req
1777. - Let me go!
- Come on, you got to move.
Copy !req
1778. - You got to move, come on.
- We got no pulse.
Copy !req
1779. Starting CPR.
Copy !req
1780. - I have to see my kid! I got a son...
- Sammy!
Copy !req
1781. Sam!
Copy !req
1782. - Clear.
- Ready to shock.
Copy !req
1783. - Clear!
- Ready to shock. One, two, three.
Copy !req
1784. Do it again!
Copy !req
1785. No!
Copy !req
1786. Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.
Copy !req
1787. Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!
Copy !req
1788. I love you.
Copy !req
1789. Where am I? Where am I?
Am I dead? Am I dead?
Copy !req
1790. We have been watching you
a long, long time.
Copy !req
1791. You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,
Copy !req
1792. with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,
Copy !req
1793. a leader worthy of our secret.
Copy !req
1794. The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.
Copy !req
1795. Return now to Optimus.
Copy !req
1796. Merge the Matrix with his spark.
Copy !req
1797. It is, and always has been, your destiny.
Copy !req
1798. Sam!
Copy !req
1799. I love you. I love you.
Copy !req
1800. Boy, you returned for me.
Copy !req
1801. A living Prime.
Copy !req
1802. I don't believe it!
Copy !req
1803. My Matrix!
Copy !req
1804. Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Copy !req
1805. Get up, Prime!
Copy !req
1806. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1807. He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!
Copy !req
1808. Optimus!
Copy !req
1809. Fallen, my master.
Copy !req
1810. My brothers could not stop me from this.
Copy !req
1811. Yes, now I claim your sun.
Copy !req
1812. - Move!
- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!
Copy !req
1813. Engage! Engage!
Copy !req
1814. In moments, we'll be at firing strength.
Copy !req
1815. All my Decepticon life, I never did
a thing worth doing until now.
Copy !req
1816. Optimus, take my parts
Copy !req
1817. and you will have a power
you've never known.
Copy !req
1818. Fulfill your destiny.
Copy !req
1819. Jolt! Electrify!
Copy !req
1820. Transplant those afterburners.
Copy !req
1821. Let's roll.
Copy !req
1822. Fire mission on the pyramids.
Copy !req
1823. This planet will be dark forever.
Copy !req
1824. Die, like your brothers!
Copy !req
1825. They were your brothers, too.
Copy !req
1826. Starscream!
Copy !req
1827. You picked the wrong planet.
Copy !req
1828. Give me your face.
Copy !req
1829. I rise.
Copy !req
1830. You fall.
Copy !req
1831. No, no.
Copy !req
1832. Not to call you a coward, Master,
Copy !req
1833. but sometimes cowards do survive.
Copy !req
1834. This isn't over.
Copy !req
1835. It took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.
Copy !req
1836. You said it first.
Copy !req
1837. Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Copy !req
1838. Welcome.
Copy !req
1839. Thank you for believing in me.
Copy !req
1840. Our races united by a history
long forgotten
Copy !req
1841. and a future we shall face together.
Copy !req
1842. I am Optimus Prime,
Copy !req
1843. and I send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,
Copy !req
1844. for in those memories, we live on.
Copy !req
1845. So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.
Copy !req
1846. Yeah, I was kind of busy.
Copy !req
1847. Okay.
Copy !req