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who fought for freedom
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who dreamt of tyranny.
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20. Contact at 2250 GMT.
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21. What?
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right away.
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the President is expecting you.
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top secret.
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into the Moon.
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a manned mission.
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and returning him safely to the Earth.
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sequence start.
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Liftoff on Apollo 11.
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Picking up some dust.
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Faint shadow.
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Eagle.
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400 million persons
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and one of the great events
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70. - Are we good?
- Yes, sir.
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on the first step, 109...
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This is Houston, over.
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a signal interference. Do you copy?
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had confirmation
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on the far side of the moon.
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on your oxygen.
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I'm talking to you by telephone
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historic telephone call ever made.
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how proud we all are of you.
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the proudest day of our lives.
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become a part
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112. It's a beautiful thought, Carly,
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it's the whole bunny that's lucky.
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it's just the rabbit foot that's lucky.
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To help you think positive?
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119. - Hey, wear that nice tie.
- Yeah.
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121. No, I don't need any money for lunch.
I have money from yesterday's lunch.
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I'm just your American boy toy.
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to have saved the world twice
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I mean, they could hook me up with a job
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130. I mean, I should be working
with the Autobots, otherwise it's not fair.
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131. Come on, they paid for your college.
The President gave you a hero medal.
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that ever happened to me.
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- Wow.
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136. And, as I recall, that wasn't even
the highlight of your day.
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you're up next.
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See, you've gotta... The box.
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in the box, right?
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You know who gave that to me?
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are gonna be here in a week
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You know, it's go time for me.
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153. Romance me with a nice dinner
and maybe you can get that bonus.
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154. Ohh.
Ugh!
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- Get him out of here.
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157. - Oh, he's gross!
- She's good.
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158. They're stranded here.
Somebody's got to watch out for them.
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in my underwear drawer.
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162. - You are not a normal boyfriend.
- That's what you love about me.
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163. - Crybaby.
- We're not at the love word yet.
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164. Maybe a little bit closer when you're
covering your half of the rent.
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out here!
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167. It's inhumane, what it is!
Make us live in a box
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Like a common animal!
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can't be in here without permission.
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- Doing good.
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It's the one where Spock goes nuts.
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about moving in with this chick.
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You're a political refugee,
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who appreciates me for me.
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that we're not your pets,
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alien race just looking for a home.
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Didn't have to stop.
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What're they going to do, tow it?
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- Sam.
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Cute.
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- Stop it.
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196. - Where's my beautiful Carly?
- She's at work, Ma.
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197. She's got a new job. You guys said
you were gonna be here in a week.
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200. - We stopped for gas.
- This thing. The love tub, it flies.
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201. Oh, are we keeping you from something?
Like, say, your job?
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You had us worried.
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- Stop it.
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You know, you're in D.C.
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and your family.
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- it sucks that you don't have a job.
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212. - I'll see you tonight.
- I'm bagging the gift.
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you should wear real pants.
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you should wear real pants.
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I had to get this for backup.
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Stop.
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It's a collector's item, Ma.
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It just needs some work. Trust me.
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It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee,
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our new home, Earth,
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watch the skies.
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in solving human conflicts,
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from bringing harm to itself.
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230. On the ground, per favore!
And stay there!
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on various missions around the globe.
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of our true enemies' return.
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General Counsel
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for another 20,000 years?
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Ukraine was the most fertile land.
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We have 60 minutes on the ground.
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where's your protective gear?
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And one other thing, Colonel.
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there were some energy experiments.
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267. Get topside now!
Move, move, move!
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- Weapons up! Heavy weapons up!
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from a long lost Autobot ship.
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when you're nervous.
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- Yeah. Search is over.
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- No.
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- I'd prefer not.
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in geopolitics. Minor in tech studies.
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and technology,
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to an Ivy college for?
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and he can't find a job?
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- Moto.
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- No, you may not.
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there's two types of people in this world.
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and there's buddies.
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like an Asian Colonel Sanders.
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like lost generation.
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when you were 14.
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found me in a jiffy.
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Obama gave me a medal, actually.
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It's always good to have a medal guy
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- Yeah.
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we're mostly Republicans, so...
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- No.
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and dip the dog in Pepto?
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- Really?
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331. Got myself a Mr. Sam Witwicky,
recent college graduate.
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- Here's the deal.
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Accuretta Systems,
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337. global leader in telecom, aerospace,
17 billion in profit last year.
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you name it.
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doors open for you anywhere.
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down the correct career path
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- Hmm.
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to my next two words.
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345. - Now?
- Impress me.
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- Impress me.
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Ask me any question you like.
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- Yes, sir.
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353. Take-charge, Viking, barbarian,
of course, that's me.
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No toolery. I...
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what appears to be a red cup
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- I'm on it.
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a visceral betrayal.
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said administrative aide?
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Ivy League Phi Beta Kappas
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- Mister, I saved your life twice. Okay?
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374. and I'd just kind of like a job
where I matter again.
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376. You know what I think?
You want the job after this job.
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377. But, son, this is the job
that's standing in your way.
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so very, very good at it.
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379. 'Cause when I look at you,
I see a younger me.
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training and debriefing in 15 minutes.
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for weapons assessment.
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remember that
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they call me.
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are politically vulnerable
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undiscovered criminal conduct,
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they have been monitoring the blast.
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392. But if, in fact,
this was a covert military strike,
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393. - no nation has claimed responsibility.
- CIA is up my ass
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in the Middle East.
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Was your unit involved?
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a Decepticon head kill shot.
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These Autobots are like teenage kids.
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every once in a while.
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or are you not?
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Enough with the "ma'am."
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I've never seen him so upset.
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Charlotte Mearing?
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He's not talking to anybody today.
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- Definitely not.
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we were told had all been shared.
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422. So why was this found
in human possession?
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423. We were in the dark on this also.
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424. It was Director Only clearance
at Sector 7 until now.
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425. The bag.
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426. - Which bag?
- Hermés. Birkin. Green ostrich!
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427. Oh, my God.
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428. This is a secret few men knew,
and fewer still remain alive.
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429. Allow me to please introduce to you
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430. two of NASA's
founding mission directors
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431. and astronaut Dr. Buzz Aldrin,
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432. one of the first two men
to step foot on the moon.
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433. Sir? Optimus Prime.
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434. From a fellow space traveler,
it's a true honor.
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435. The honor is mine.
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436. Our entire space race of the 1960s,
it appears, was in response to an event.
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437. Our astronauts investigated
a crashed alien ship.
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438. No survivors on board.
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439. We were sworn to secrecy
by our Commander in Chief.
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440. This was a mission
you will never speak of.
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441. I understand, sir.
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442. A total of 35 people
knew the real plan at NASA:
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443. Soviets managed to land
unmanned probes.
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444. Somehow they must have picked up
that fuel rod.
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445. We believe the Russians deduced
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446. that the rod
was a fissionable fuel assembly,
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447. believed they had it mastered,
and tried to harness it at Chernobyl.
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448. We landed six missions in all.
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449. We took hundreds of photos
and samples.
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450. We locked them away forever,
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451. and the moon program was shut down.
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452. Well, did you search the crash vault?
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453. The ship's name was the Ark.
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454. I watched it escape Cybertron myself.
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455. It was carrying an Autobot technology
which would have won us the war.
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456. And its captain.
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457. Who was its captain?
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458. The great Sentinel Prime,
the technology's inventor.
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459. He was commander of the Autobots
before me.
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460. It's imperative that I find it
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461. before the Decepticons learn
of its location.
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462. Our Autobot spacecraft
has the ability to get there.
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463. And you must pray it's in time.
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464. Hi. I'm here to see Carly Spencer.
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465. Carly!
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466. - You got the job?
- This is crazy.
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467. - You really got it?
- Yes.
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468. See, what did I tell you? It's the bunny.
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469. You are so welcome.
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470. - Do you like me more?
- A little bit, yeah.
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471. You said you were his assistant curator,
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472. you didn't say
the guy owns Space Mountain.
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473. I know. Isn't it beautiful in here?
And he's the coolest guy. Ever.
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474. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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475. Sam.
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476. Dylan Gould.
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477. Hey. A pleasure to meet you.
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478. Pleasure meeting you.
Carly's told me a lot about you.
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479. Well, vice versa.
It's a beautiful building you got.
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480. It's like the Starship Enterprise in here.
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481. Thank you very much. It leaks.
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482. Before Carly came
to help run the collection,
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483. it was just a complete mess.
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484. But now,
the restorations are back on track.
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485. We're going to Pebble Beach this year,
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486. and we're gonna get a trophy
for that stand right there.
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487. You know why?
Because this woman right here
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488. - is my secret weapon.
- Okay.
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489. Mr. Gould, please, you exaggerate.
All I've done is get you organized.
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490. You've done much more than that,
my Duchess.
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491. Nicknames, that's fun.
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492. Yeah. The Duchess.
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493. She's adorable.
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494. You know, when I stole her away
from the British Embassy,
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495. I said, "it's easy to manage a country.
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496. "Try managing
a priceless collection of art."
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497. Take a look
at this 1939 Delahaye 165 Cabriolet.
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498. Designed by a Frenchman.
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499. Look at the curves.
Elegant, isn't it? Beautiful.
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500. Sensual.
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501. Built to evoke the body
of the ideal woman.
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502. Come on.
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503. My dad had a $10 desk and a dream,
and he built it into an empire.
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504. WOW.
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505. We're the largest accounting
firm in the U.S.
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506. I started up the venture side
after he passed. Invest in the future.
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507. Try and bet on the winners.
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508. See, collecting cars helps me
keep my sanity.
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509. You guys look great.
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510. Oh.
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511. That was a great day, Mr. Gould.
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512. - I haven't seen that one.
- No. Me, neither.
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513. Jeans are tight.
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514. Here we go. Here we go. You see that?
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515. Judgment. Judging a man by his car?
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516. And you're gonna wave at him
while he's judging me?
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517. What's with you? He's my boss.
This job pays for our food, our rent.
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518. No, I totally understand. I'm totally fine.
I get it. I'm well fed.
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519. And guess what?
I'm not your boy toy anymore.
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520. I got my big boy pants on.
You see them?
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521. In the car. Thank you, Duchess.
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522. Oh, my God. Are you threatened by him?
Copy !req
523. Threatened? What am I threatened by?
His money? His power? His good looks?
Copy !req
524. None of the above. Check!
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525. God! Your temper tantrums are so sexy.
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526. Get in the car, please.
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527. Sam, he's hardly the first man
to ever smile at me.
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528. - I think I can handle it.
- Hold on, hold on.
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529. It's the smiling back part
that gets me. Okay?
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530. No more smiles. Never again. I promise.
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531. That works for me.
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532. Easy! Easy!
You're not gonna get it started that way.
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533. Well, I was just getting it ready.
I'm about 32% done with my restoration.
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534. Some chrome work,
put a spoiler on the back. Done deal.
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535. You know, Carly's been telling me
you've been struggling job-wise.
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536. Just so you know,
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537. I'm on the board for Accuretta Systems,
and I put in a call for you.
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538. Let's keep it between us, okay?
She's so proud of you.
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539. You're a lucky man.
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540. Xanthium approaching
Tranquility Base.
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541. You're a go for landing.
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542. Ratchet, let's roll.
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543. We're entering the Ark.
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544. His levels are faint.
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545. He locked himself away
to guard the pillars.
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546. Sentinel.
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547. You're coming home, old friend.
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548. All hail Megatron.
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549. My master! Yes, my master! Yes!
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550. Don't be greedy, my fragile ones.
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551. My poor master.
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552. How it pains me to see you so wounded,
so weak.
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553. Spare me, you gaseous sycophant!
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554. You know what you are told,
which is nothing.
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555. Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.
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556. And what news from your little assassin?
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557. Autobots have taken the bait!
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558. They've discovered the Ark
and returned with its cargo.
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559. You did me great honor
tracking that ship to the moon.
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560. Your human collaborators
have served their purpose, Soundwave.
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561. It's time to eliminate loose ends.
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562. Laserbeak, kill them all.
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563. With pleasure.
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564. ls your daddy home?
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565. - "Then Madeline said..."
- Madeline!
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566. Hello, Mom.
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567. Get out of the house!
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568. - What are you doing in my house?
- Just visiting.
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569. What is this hoochie-mama outfit?
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570. No, this is the aerospace division!
We do not allow that here!
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571. New guy! You see that?
That's a Latin meltdown, okay?
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572. You ever show up in my office
with a hoochie-mama outfit, you're fired.
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573. You got that?
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574. Okay, you're gonna be on this cart
for two-and-a-half years, okay?
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575. I want you to live it, love it and name it.
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576. There's no ladder climbing in my office.
I run a tight ship. Okay?
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577. - Yes, sir.
- Move!
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578. I found that paper I was telling you about.
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579. - What are we looking at?
- Shut up!
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580. You do that to me again,
and I'll kick your ass!
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581. Hi.
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582. Hi, angel.
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583. - How are you?
- Good.
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584. I had a meeting downtown.
Was it okay for me to stop by?
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585. I don't know.
My 500-page employee conduct manual
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586. isn't exactly a page turner.
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587. This is great.
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588. Yeah, Autobots are off saving the world,
and I have organized four binders.
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589. I'm living the dream. Come on.
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590. Visitor violation.
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591. - You okay?
- Absolutely.
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592. I'm next.
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593. Listen. Saturday.
Dylan's throwing a party at his house.
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594. It's a work thing, but he's invited you, too.
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595. Oh, did he?
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596. I want you to come
and laugh at my bad jokes.
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597. It would really mean a lot to me, okay?
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598. I'd love to go. How'd you get over here?
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599. - Car.
- You don't have a car.
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600. - Yes, I do.
- What, did you win it in a raffle?
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601. He gave me one.
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602. He gave you a car?
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603. Yeah, I think it was a work perk.
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604. Huh. A work perk.
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605. - What kind of car did he give you?
- A Mercedes SLS AMG:
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606. - Mm- hmm.
- Really throaty engine.
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607. Mercedes-Benz SLS
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608. - combines breathtaking performance...
- You drove this here?
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609. That's a $200,000 car.
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610. I know.
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611. You know how long it would take me
to afford a car like this?
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612. - A long time?
- Yeah, like 53 years.
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613. He said it was for both of us.
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614. Then what we should do is,
we should sell it and buy a house.
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615. You're frustrated, I know.
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616. I've been there.
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617. It's called paying your dues.
Good things will happen.
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618. Ladies and gentlemen,
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619. I need some lunch time filing done, stat.
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620. Who would like
to score some Bruce Brazos points?
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621. Bruce, you found your guy.
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622. Witwicky!
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623. The man who makes this company run.
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624. Now, who have we here?
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625. Is it a sister, Facebook friend,
Twitter tweeter?
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626. - Carly, this is Bruce. Bruce.
- Hi.
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627. I'm his girlfriend. A pleasure to meet you.
Sam was right.
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628. You really do have
a smashing head of hair.
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629. Well, thank you.
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630. - Sam, I got to run.
- Yeah.
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631. Here, your present.
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632. Your favorite color.
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633. - Nice to meet you, Mr. Brazos.
- And you.
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634. See you, boys.
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635. I'm still stewing about
that binder incident, Jerry.
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636. May I finish my Shuhua milk, Donny?
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637. I don't care about your exotic milk.
I care about respect!
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638. I know who you are!
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639. Witwicky! Witwicky!
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640. - I'm talking to you!
- Excuse me. Thank you.
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641. Slow down, tiger.
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642. You showed up
in the background of six different photos,
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643. two continents, with aliens.
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644. That was you in Egypt, huh, right?
Because you know the aliens.
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645. See you!
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646. Give me my jacket!
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647. Hai!
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648. I'm Wang. Deep Wang. Deep Wang.
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649. You're not getting it. Deep Throat.
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650. Watergate? I'm talking code to you...
Shh!
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651. Damn it.
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652. Shh!
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653. They watch and listen.
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654. I can't go to the government,
but you can!
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655. Because shit's going down, son!
It is Code Pink, as in Floyd!
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656. Dark Side! Why do you think
no one's been up there since 1972?
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657. I know you're speaking English,
it's just a very strange English.
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658. That's why I'm not...
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659. Don't. I'm gonna hit you.
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660. I'm gonna hit you right back, son.
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661. It's my manifesto.
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662. They're whacking us out,
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663. everyone who knows
what's on the dark...
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664. Your alien friends are in danger,
you know, the good ones. It's up to you.
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665. Calm down.
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666. Easy, Sam!
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667. What are you looking at?
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668. Yo, dawg.
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669. Are you up in my shit?
Who are you working for?
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670. Staredown, you and me.
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671. Guess I won.
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672. Moon satellites.
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673. The Russian space program.
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674. Experts dead.
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675. Space program ends.
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676. Dark side... Dark side of the moon.
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677. Look what I found outside the bathroom.
Is it yours?
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678. - Deal with this.
- Yes, sir.
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679. I did everything you want!
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680. I really think we should talk,
'cause some of the stuff...
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681. Whoa! Knock first!
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682. Can't you see I'm busy?
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683. Who are you? Who are you?
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684. You straddled me in the stall.
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685. That's happened to me once in this life.
I wouldn't forget it.
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686. From the bathroom stall.
You took your package out.
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687. - You took your package out.
- Whoa! We are not boyfriends, okay?
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688. One phone call from me
and I'll have you fired.
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689. Oh, yes, I will, Gaylord!
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690. Are you okay?
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691. Hemorrhoids!
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692. Should I come back?
When should I come back?
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693. Come back
when you learn some manners!
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694. Ah!
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695. I don't know him!
I would never say anything!
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696. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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697. Okay, okay!
I sabotaged the mapping satellite,
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698. just like I promised,
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699. I can put a blind spot in the program
as a bonus.
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700. What more do you want from me?
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701. Jerry, you are my favorite.
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702. I'll do whatever you want me to do.
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703. I know, but my superiors need me to...
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704. - Please, you don't have to...
- ... suicide you.
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705. What did you say to Witwicky?
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706. Shit!
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707. Who wants some
chicken dinner now, bitch?
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708. 'Cause somebody messed
with the wrong Wang today!
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709. Come on! You want some of me?
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710. I don't need any more didactic lectures
from Chuck.
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711. Jesus!
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712. Get legal.
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713. That's Jerry!
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714. Come on, people. Yes, a workmate died,
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715. but looking out the window
is not going to bring him back.
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716. The man was depressed.
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717. Don't take a picture!
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718. You can keep watching him,
but he's not getting up.
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719. You all read "Humpty Dumpty." Okay?
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720. Witwicky.
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721. I'm spearheading the press.
You clean up.
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722. Wang is everywhere. He is in the bistro.
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723. He's in the bamboo.
He's on the balustrade.
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724. You see the sidewalk down there? Man!
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725. Box up his personals.
Get his name off his parking space.
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726. Hey, when did we get
a new copier?
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727. Listen, I'm not gonna say anything
about what I saw.
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728. Who you share a toilet stall with
is totally your business.
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729. This is exceedingly Japanese.
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730. They never make it easy, do they?
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731. Ah!
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732. What is with you?
This is the real deal, Carly, okay?
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733. I need you to stay composed.
It's real life. I'll explain it to you later.
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734. We've got an emergency.
You gotta get Colonel Lennox out here.
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735. I'm reporting a Decepticon.
The Decepticons are back.
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736. You gotta open that gate right now.
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737. Easy, sir.
This is Health and Human Services.
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738. Right. Packing M4s?
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739. What are you protecting,
colostomy bags?
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740. - Bedpans? Throat lozenges?
- Babe...
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741. Where'd you get that hat from,
nursing school?
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742. So, you're nurses
and foot-powder protectors? Fantastic.
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743. - Babe.
- Yes.
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744. I don't think we're in the right place.
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745. We are in the right place.
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746. We're in the right place
and I'm gonna talk to Optimus right now.
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747. - You're gonna get Optimus out here.
- Sir.
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748. Sir, you got the wrong building.
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749. I don't know what you're talking about.
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750. What part of "Decepticons are back"
do you not understand?
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751. Yo! You being a smartass?
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752. Do not hit my car! It's a collector's item!
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753. I wouldn't do that.
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754. You're crazy!
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755. We got an Energon reading!
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756. We've got aliens in the vehicle!
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757. You move, you're dead! Out! Out!
Copy !req
758. Got aliens in the vehicle!
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759. - Freeze! Get out!
- We're freezing!
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760. Are you...
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761. Are you kidding me?
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762. Sam, they've got guns!
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763. - I got him. Go!
- Bee! Is Bee in there?
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764. Okay, all right!
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765. This how you treat Autobots?
We're on the same team.
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766. Yeah, enjoy your next job
at 7-Eleven, dickhead.
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767. - That's right.
- A-hole.
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768. How's your car now?
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769. That's my car.
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770. Come here.
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771. Come here!
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772. Come on. Sam.
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773. What is your deal, huh?
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774. I know your black ops stuff
is important to you.
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775. I'm not trying to diminish it
or guilt-trip you or anything,
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776. I just never see you anymore.
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777. You can't come to the garage
and just hang out one night?
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778. Sam. That makes me feel bad.
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779. I hope you feel bad. You should feel bad.
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780. Look at the jalopy I'm driving now.
I feel bad every single day.
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781. Yo, let's go, both of you.
Lennox wants to see you.
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782. What, we not good enough
for you anymore?
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783. I'm sorry, babe.
They were very rude, all right?
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784. And you're fixing my car.
You don't think so?
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785. Raise your hand if you had
a flying psycho-ninja copier
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786. trying to kill you today!
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787. Those are my brass knuckles.
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788. That's my anklet.
Do I have to take that off, too?
Copy !req
789. And my toe rings?
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790. All NEST officials clear
the floor.
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791. We have 10 minutes
until attempted contact.
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792. We've taken possession
of the five devices
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793. that were hidden in the ship
with Sentinel Prime.
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794. They're some kind of
prototype Autobot technology.
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795. They say Sentinel
was the Einstein of his civilization,
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796. so we're gonna keep these locked up
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797. until we know what we're dealing with.
Copy !req
798. Right now, no one gets access. No one.
Copy !req
799. This Wang guy recognized me.
He told me to warn you.
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800. He was talking
about the dark side of the moon,
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801. - then they killed him.
- Wait a minute.
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802. - He mentioned the moon?
- Yeah, dark side of the moon.
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803. But why would Decepticons
want to kill humans?
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804. I thought their war was
with the Autobots.
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805. And that is when he made his first
quick-look science report.
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806. That's what we want...
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807. Who's the chick? Okay.
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808. Excuse me! Colonel Lennox?
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809. Director Mearing, this is Sam Witwicky...
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810. I know his name, Colonel.
I wanna know who gave him clearance?
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811. Who gave me clearance?
How about Optimus Prime,
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812. when he touched down in suburbia
looking for my house?
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813. This is the National Intelligence Director.
Copy !req
814. In case you...
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815. - Hi.
- Disrespecting a federal officer? Huh.
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816. Maybe that'll get you somewhere.
Who's she?
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817. She's my girlfriend.
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818. What is this, like, a date?
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819. She knows all about the Autobots, okay?
She knows Bumblebee.
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820. And she comes from a military family.
I can vouch for her.
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821. Hey, I have an idea. How about
we get back to the important topics,
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822. like the fact that I almost had
my face cut off by a Decepticon?
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823. As a taxpayer, I'd like to lodge
a complaint, as a matter of fact.
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824. Okay, listen, all right?
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825. One of the software engineers
at Sam's office was murdered today.
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826. He was involved in NASA's
lunar mapping probe.
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827. Here's the thing, Colonel Lennox.
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828. We cannot entrust national security
to teenagers
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829. unless I missed a policy paper.
Are we doing that now? No. Good.
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830. I don't care who you are.
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831. If you breathe a word of what you
see in here, you will do time for treason.
Copy !req
832. Do you understand me?
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833. I'll take my orders from the Autobots.
I know them. I don't know you.
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834. You Will.
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835. Sentinel Prime.
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836. These things run on Energon,
and he's out of it. He's in a
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837. sort of a sleep mode.
Copy !req
838. Let us begin.
Copy !req
839. That's the great Matrix of Leadership.
Copy !req
840. He holds the only thing in the universe
that can repower a Transformer's spark.
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841. This is incredible.
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842. Sentinel Prime,
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843. we bid you return.
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844. Hold your fire!
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845. Stop! Sentinel!
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846. It is I, Optimus Prime!
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847. It is all right. You are safe.
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848. There is nothing to fear.
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849. We are here.
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850. You are home, Sentinel.
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851. The war... The war!
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852. The war was lost.
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853. Cybertron is now but a barren wasteland.
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854. We have taken refuge here,
on planet Earth.
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855. Its human race is our ally.
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856. My ship. We came under fire.
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857. The pillars. Where are the pillars?
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858. You saved five of them,
including the control pillar.
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859. Only five?
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860. We once had hundreds!
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861. Excuse me, gentlemen.
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862. May I ask, what is this technology
you're looking for?
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863. It is the ability
to reshape the universe.
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864. Together the pillars form a space bridge.
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865. I designed, and I alone, can control it.
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866. It defies your laws of physics
Copy !req
867. to transport matter
through time and space.
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868. You're talking
about a teleportation device, aren't you?
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869. Yes, for resources, for refugees.
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870. Refugees, or troops of soldiers,
weapons, maybe bombs!
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871. A means of an instant strike!
That's its military function, isn't it?
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872. It is our technology
and it must be returned.
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873. Yes. If humans say so.
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874. You can't just bring weapons of
mass destruction into our atmosphere!
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875. You kind of have to clear customs first!
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876. A little formality called paperwork
kind of separates us from the animals.
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877. I will overlook your condescending tone
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878. if you heed the gravity of mine.
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879. The Decepticons must never know
the space bridge is here.
Copy !req
880. For in their hands,
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881. it would mean the end of your world.
Copy !req
882. "Total Nightmare" file.
Copy !req
883. So, the investigation is open.
We've sent agents to your office.
Copy !req
884. And, for the time being, we're gonna
send you home with Autobot protection.
Copy !req
885. Who do I need to speak to
Copy !req
886. to get you guys to understand
that I can help, that I can contribute?
Copy !req
887. Hey, we can all help.
Want to tell you what I know?
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888. I could tell you about the solar system,
all the fun planets to hang out in.
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889. Get off my desk, please.
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890. You pulling out guns?
I can't help you out now. She angry.
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891. Oh, my God.
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892. What do you envision for me?
I go home now?
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893. I go back to work? I make copies?
I mean...
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894. This is a unit
for veteran intelligence officers
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895. and Special Forces,
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896. not for boys
who once owned special cars.
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897. That's a bit harsh, isn't it, ma'am?
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898. Don't call me ma'am. I'm not a ma'am.
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899. Well, you're a woman, aren't you?
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900. So, are those yours?
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901. Yeah. CIA.
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902. I only ask 'cause I also have a medal,
from the President.
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903. Yeah. Great.
So, it's not that complicated, right?
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904. No one gets to work with the Autobots
unless I approve it.
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905. You're breaking my chain of command.
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906. Come on, let's go.
You've done what you came for.
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907. With all due respect, young man,
I appreciate what you did.
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908. But you're not a soldier.
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909. You're a messenger.
You've always been a messenger.
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910. He's a hero.
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911. Bee, you take the freight elevator.
I'll see you up there.
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912. This blows.
That lady officially kicked us out.
Copy !req
913. Yeah.
Witness Protection Program sucks.
Copy !req
914. Yeah, but we're a whole lot safer
with big yellow and his cannons.
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915. That dog can't protect crap.
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916. Bee?
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917. You miss hanging out?
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918. Yeah, me, too.
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919. That woman,
she called me a messenger.
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920. Can you believe that? After everything
I've done, I'm a messenger.
Copy !req
921. I believe it.
I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way.
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922. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.
Copy !req
923. We should do something about it.
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924. Bee, I need to know
why they're killing humans.
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925. I say we call in the expert.
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926. O'My next guest is a former
American intelligence operative
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927. who has dared to speak out
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928. regarding our alleged military alliance
with what many describe
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929. as a group
of extraterrestrial mercenaries.
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930. He is the author of the bestselling book,
Code-Name Hero.
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931. Former special agent,
Seymour Simmons.
Copy !req
932. Bill. Big fan. Great to be here.
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933. Now, Agent Simmons,
you would have us believe
Copy !req
934. that it is in our best interest
Copy !req
935. to formally take sides
in this so-called alien civil war?
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936. Well, the other side wanted to
spank us for breakfast,
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937. so I wouldn't exactly call it a toss- up.
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938. These Decepticons are lethal.
Copy !req
939. But polls show
half the world would feel safer
Copy !req
940. with the Autobots completely gone.
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941. Get them out of here!
We don't need them here!
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942. I feel safer when I sleep
with a hand grenade.
Copy !req
943. Doesn't mean I'm always right.
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944. Now, agent, here at The Factor
we have obtained documents
Copy !req
945. that show you were fired...
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946. - Chaz, I'm doing an interview.
- Sorry, Mr. Simmons.
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947. Downsized, Bill.
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948. - Budget cuts. Chaz, out.
- Your psych evaluation reports
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949. "severe delusional tendencies."
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950. This is ambush journalism.
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951. You want the truth
about the alien alliance?
Copy !req
952. Buy my book! Buy my book,
before it's too late, people!
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953. You want a piece of me, Bill?
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954. - You want to get naked? I'm ready!
- Wow.
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955. - Interview is over! You, out of my house.
- You're sounding like a pinhead, agent.
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956. - And I've got a suggestion for you.
- It's over. Understand?
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957. - Damage control.
- Dutch!
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958. You have obviously upset Mr. Simmons!
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959. You have 23 seconds
to leave the property.
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960. I have called the police!
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961. You are peasant people
throwing rocks at a giant!
Copy !req
962. What's up next? What have we got?
Copy !req
963. Book signing, Midtown, noon.
Copy !req
964. Then we pitch your reality show
to the Discovery Channel.
Copy !req
965. And I have this Witwicky
who keeps calling me.
Copy !req
966. Five times today.
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967. Kid? What does he want?
Copy !req
968. I called you
because the Decepticons are back.
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969. I want to know why, and I need your help.
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970. They're back?
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971. Well, that's good for business.
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972. What if I told you
I know a 50-year-old alien secret
Copy !req
973. that nobody ever told you.
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974. Do not tempt my addiction.
I have gone through withdrawal, kid.
Copy !req
975. - Dutch, is this line secure?
- No.
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976. Don't take the risk.
I'm rich, why should I?
Copy !req
977. Do not relapse. I won't.
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978. Do not let the demons win.
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979. Got it.
Copy !req
980. What kind of secret?
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981. Apollo. Moon. Aliens. Cover- up.
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982. Future tech. Assassinations.
That kind of stuff.
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983. Apollo.
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984. Dutch!
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985. Tell Megatron, "Let's tango."
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986. So majestic and peaceful, this planet.
Copy !req
987. Unlike the final days of Cybertron.
Copy !req
988. I've wondered what might have been
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989. if you had fought the final battle,
instead of me.
Copy !req
990. Never mourn the past, young warrior.
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991. Thanks to you, our race survives.
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992. You were our leader, Sentinel.
Copy !req
993. It is your right to lead us again.
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994. In a world I do not know,
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995. I am no longer your teacher, Optimus.
You are mine.
Copy !req
996. You've got to break this case down.
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997. What we have here
is an astronaut epidemic.
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998. MIA. Dead. Died in a car accident.
Killed. DOA. Car death.
Copy !req
999. It's like these guys can't drive.
Copy !req
1000. They can fly into outer space,
but they can't drive a car.
Copy !req
1001. - Procured your information, Witwicky.
- Thank you, Bruce.
Copy !req
1002. Now,
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1003. let me see one right now. One time.
Copy !req
1004. - Quick.
- Very.
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1005. Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
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1006. It says NASA launched it in 2009.
Copy !req
1007. See, forensics show
Wang may have messed with the code,
Copy !req
1008. preventing it from mapping
the far side of the moon,
Copy !req
1009. which is also the dark side.
Copy !req
1010. Fucking awesome.
Copy !req
1011. They infiltrate us, intimidate us,
coerce us to do their dirty work.
Copy !req
1012. And once they're done,
Copy !req
1013. a double-tap to the cerebellum.
Copy !req
1014. So humans are working
for the Decepticons.
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1015. I don't think this is about the Decepticons
Copy !req
1016. looking for something on the moon.
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1017. I think it's about something
they wanted to hide.
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1018. Come to Daddy.
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1019. Come on, throw down.
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1020. Did you eat a lot of
paint chips when you were a kid?
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1021. He's a freak.
Copy !req
1022. - Like it?
- Get back!
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1023. I'm ticklish!
Copy !req
1024. Sir! We are having a pretty high-level
alien Intel confab here
Copy !req
1025. that I don't think you're cleared for,
errand boy.
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1026. Yeah, you're right.
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1027. - It's a bitching robot.
- I think it's time to go, Bruce.
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1028. - Thank you so much for this. And...
- Got to go, Bruce.
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1029. I'm smoking over here. Downloading
missing Russian cosmonauts.
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1030. Turns out the Soviets canceled
a manned mission to the moon.
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1031. The moon, in 1972.
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1032. And two of their cosmonauts
went into hiding in America.
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1033. And I just found them alive.
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1034. You're a genius, Brains.
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1035. Oh, that was smooth,
Bumblebee.
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1036. Missed it by that much.
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1037. Hi.
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1038. Would somebody care to tell me
what the hell's going on?
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1039. - Who are you?
- Who are you?
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1040. Who am I? Who is that?
Dutch! Frisk her!
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1041. Certainly.
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1042. No. Dutch.
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1043. Don't touch me.
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1044. - I'm not gonna touch her.
- Sam?
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1045. Angel.
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1046. I was working. I'm sorry about this.
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1047. - Great. We're homeless.
- She lives here? Wow.
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1048. You had your chance to frisk her.
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1049. - I have a girlfriend.
- Really? What's her name?
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1050. India.
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1051. We're supposed to be
at Dylan's party, remember?
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1052. I do remember, but these are my friends.
Copy !req
1053. They need me.
I have to be here right now.
Copy !req
1054. So, what, the Autobots and the military,
they can't handle this on their own?
Copy !req
1055. You know what I liked
about your war stories, Sam?
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1056. It's that they were stories,
they were in the past.
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1057. Look, I know you're thinking
about your brother, okay?
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1058. And you're thinking about your family.
And it's not that situation.
Copy !req
1059. - No?
- No.
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1060. Why not? Why isn't it, Sam?
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1061. You think we'd rather have his medals,
or we'd rather have him?
Copy !req
1062. I hear you. I get it.
Where are you taking my bunny? Stop!
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1063. Just stop for a second.
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1064. You think I could sleep last night?
Copy !req
1065. And then it hit me.
No, Sam wants to be in danger.
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1066. - He doesn't know who he is without it.
- I just want to matter.
Copy !req
1067. You matter to me.
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1068. I know you're worried.
I know you're worried.
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1069. But I promise you, I can handle this.
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1070. Can you? You can promise it?
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1071. I promise.
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1072. Sam, I don't want to lose you,
and I know where this leads.
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1073. I'm not ready for this.
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1074. Are you coming with me?
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1075. I can't.
Copy !req
1076. Okay.
Copy !req
1077. Hey.
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1078. Here's your foot.
Copy !req
1079. The Warrior's path is a solitary one.
Copy !req
1080. How the hell did she afford that car?
Copy !req
1081. - Her boss.
- Rich bastards!
Copy !req
1082. I used to hate them. Now, it's...
Copy !req
1083. Going to a gig on the hunt
for two Russian cosmonauts.
Copy !req
1084. Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh?
Copy !req
1085. Germans know how to make cars,
let me tell you.
Copy !req
1086. My Dutchman,
former NSA cybersleuth extraordinaire,
Copy !req
1087. tracked them down here.
Copy !req
1088. So, these cosmonauts
went into hiding. Why?
Copy !req
1089. Bingo. I got a match.
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1090. You're a German Shepherd, Dutch.
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1091. The thing about Russians is,
they never like to talk.
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1092. It's gonna take a little
of the "international language."
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1093. Do svidaniya.
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1094. That means "good-bye."
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1095. Horosho.
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1096. Stay loose.
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1097. Dutch, give me something tough.
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1098. Baryshnikov.
Copy !req
1099. We do speak English.
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1100. Dutch, you suck.
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1101. It's a Cyrillic alphabet.
Copy !req
1102. It's like all the buttons
you never push on a calculator!
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1103. I don't suck.
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1104. Agent Seymour Simmons,
Sector Eight, formerly Seven.
Copy !req
1105. We know who you are, cosmonautchiks.
Copy !req
1106. So what?
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1107. You were supposed to travel
to the dark side of the moon,
Copy !req
1108. then it all got shut down.
Copy !req
1109. The question is, why?
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1110. "Can my child smoke in here?"
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1111. Ahh!
Copy !req
1112. Okay, all right. Okay.
Copy !req
1113. Go ahead, shoot me.
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1114. I'm willing to die for my country. Are you?
Copy !req
1115. Really?
Copy !req
1116. You are beautiful. Has anyone ever
told you you're beautiful?
Copy !req
1117. She's a beautiful woman.
Copy !req
1118. Whoa, hey!
Copy !req
1119. Dutch! Back in the cage.
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1120. Dutch! Hold, Dutch, hold!
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1121. Control your boy, please.
Control your boy.
Copy !req
1122. Dutch, stop!
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1123. I'm so sorry. That is the old me.
Copy !req
1124. Okay, let's everybody just calm down!
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1125. Let's lower the heat, lower the guns.
Let's relax. World War ll is over.
Copy !req
1126. You are about to see
one of the biggest Soviet secrets.
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1127. America first to send man to the moon.
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1128. But USSR first to send camera.
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1129. In 1959, our Luna 3
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1130. take picture of the dark,
the shadow side.
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1131. Sees nothing.
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1132. But in 1963, Luna 4 sees...
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1133. - Strange rocks.
- Yeah.
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1134. Around the ship. Hundreds of them.
Copy !req
1135. Yeah, show picture.
Copy !req
1136. With some drag marks.
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1137. I've seen these.
These aren't rocks, these are pillars.
Copy !req
1138. Alien pillars for a space bridge.
Copy !req
1139. We know about them
because the Autobots have five of these.
Copy !req
1140. The Decepticons must have raided
the ship before Apollo 11 ever got there,
Copy !req
1141. took the pillars, and hid them.
Copy !req
1142. It doesn't make sense.
Copy !req
1143. The Decepticons have the ship.
They have all those pillars.
Copy !req
1144. Why would they leave Sentinel
Copy !req
1145. when he's the only one
who can use them?
Copy !req
1146. Unless...
Copy !req
1147. He's the one thing they still need.
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1148. We've got to meet up with Sentinel,
rendezvous with him and keep him safe.
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1149. Mearing, I just picked up Sentinel.
Optimus is 10 minutes behind.
Copy !req
1150. We're coming to NEST now.
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1151. Mr. Witwicky,
I thought I made it clear to you
Copy !req
1152. that I did not want you calling this phone.
Copy !req
1153. Listen, the whole thing has been
a setup since the beginning.
Copy !req
1154. The Decepticons wanted Optimus
to find Sentinel
Copy !req
1155. because only Optimus could revive him.
Copy !req
1156. But we have the space bridge.
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1157. Mearing, you have five pillars.
I just learned that they have hundreds.
Copy !req
1158. You're doing exactly
what they wanted you to do.
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1159. What do you need me to say to you?
Copy !req
1160. The Decepticons are coming
for Sentinel Prime!
Copy !req
1161. We're going to NEST.
Copy !req
1162. We have
an Energon alert.
Copy !req
1163. Energon readings detected
on the D.C. parkway.
Copy !req
1164. Currently tracking
three black Suburbans.
Copy !req
1165. Bee, you got to get Sentinel
out of here! You got to guard him!
Copy !req
1166. Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!
Copy !req
1167. Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Copy !req
1168. Got you!
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1169. Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him, Bee!
Copy !req
1170. Bee, you've got to move faster!
Faster, Bee! Go!
Copy !req
1171. Bee!
Copy !req
1172. All right, back to NEST!
Copy !req
1173. Dino, I got him!
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1174. Ironhide!
Copy !req
1175. Is there a problem?
Copy !req
1176. A little Mexican standoff we got here.
Copy !req
1177. Weapons down.
Copy !req
1178. And we'll let you escape
with your dignity.
Copy !req
1179. Drop them.
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1180. That's good.
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1181. Ironhide, watch out!
Copy !req
1182. Ironhide, catch!
Copy !req
1183. Behind you!
Copy !req
1184. Decepticon punk!
Copy !req
1185. Class dismissed.
Copy !req
1186. - Get inside! Let's go!
- Move! Keep moving!
Copy !req
1187. - Lennox!
- Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1188. We got Decepticons everywhere.
Copy !req
1189. I've got my whole team deployed
looking for them. Ironhide!
Copy !req
1190. Protect Sentinel!
Get him locked up inside!
Copy !req
1191. Consider it done!
Copy !req
1192. Hey, you've got to guard him,
'cause he's the key to the whole thing.
Copy !req
1193. Indeed, I am. What you must realize,
my Autobot brothers,
Copy !req
1194. is we were never going to win the war.
Copy !req
1195. For the sake of our planet's survival,
a deal had to be made
Copy !req
1196. with Megatron.
Copy !req
1197. - Get back!
- What have you done?
Copy !req
1198. I hereby discharge you from duty.
Copy !req
1199. - Bee!
- Get back!
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1200. Rally all NEST forces back to the base!
Come on!
Copy !req
1201. No...
Copy !req
1202. Get a medic down here!
Copy !req
1203. We don't have enough men!
Do not engage Sentinel!
Copy !req
1204. Just go to the back gate.
Copy !req
1205. Take cover!
Copy !req
1206. Watch left! Watch left!
Copy !req
1207. Let's go! Follow me!
Copy !req
1208. - Director, don't go there!
- Stand down!
Copy !req
1209. Hey, Sentinel!
Copy !req
1210. - Director!
- What is going on?
Copy !req
1211. What do you think you are doing?
Copy !req
1212. I am a Prime!
Copy !req
1213. I do not take orders from you.
Copy !req
1214. Director Mearing, come on.
Copy !req
1215. We can't fight him. Let's go.
We have to go.
Copy !req
1216. Now return what belongs to me!
Copy !req
1217. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1218. - You guys okay?
- Is everybody out?
Copy !req
1219. Everybody, stay calm.
You're gonna be fine.
Copy !req
1220. Yeah, take a look, Optimus!
This is all on you!
Copy !req
1221. Sentinel hit the vault! Took the pillars.
Copy !req
1222. Come on, let's go.
All right, notify the 101st Airborne!
Copy !req
1223. We need to hunt this thing down!
Copy !req
1224. Carly!
Copy !req
1225. Hot from our little campfire.
Copy !req
1226. - S'mores. Isn't that great?
- Aww.
Copy !req
1227. We're really living off the land.
Copy !req
1228. Mom, Dad, have you guys seen
Carly come home yet?
Copy !req
1229. Excuse me. Can you knock, please?
This is our bedroom.
Copy !req
1230. Why wouldn't she be at home?
Copy !req
1231. We had a fight
and we might have broken up,
Copy !req
1232. or be on a break. I don't really know.
Copy !req
1233. - What? No.
- Look, I can't talk about it right now.
Copy !req
1234. I can't go into details, Mom.
I have to find her.
Copy !req
1235. Sit down. We're having
a family meeting. Family meeting!
Copy !req
1236. You may not know this,
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1237. but your father and I
were not always this perfectly happy.
Copy !req
1238. You know, there was a time
in our marriage
Copy !req
1239. when I thought
this was not gonna work out.
Copy !req
1240. - Can we please not?
- She's damaging him.
Copy !req
1241. You break up with
one world- class hottie...
Copy !req
1242. No. Stop. Stop, okay? She dumped me,
Copy !req
1243. I moved on to something better.
That's it. I'm a happier person.
Copy !req
1244. The second beautiful girl,
and you lose her.
Copy !req
1245. Why don't you help me?
Copy !req
1246. - They had an argument.
- One fight.
Copy !req
1247. You're not gonna get a third one,
I mean, unless you have like a big...
Copy !req
1248. What the... Ma!
Copy !req
1249. Maybe you just don't know
what you're doing.
Copy !req
1250. - I don't want to talk about this anymore.
- You need the book.
Copy !req
1251. - Tell him about the book.
- You're always wrong. Get used to it.
Copy !req
1252. Okay. You've gotta read this.
She Comes First.
Copy !req
1253. - There's some killer shit in here.
- No. No.
Copy !req
1254. - That's it, I'm going.
- No! No!
Copy !req
1255. Sit down, sit down! Back me up!
Copy !req
1256. - Happy wife, happy life.
- Heck yeah.
Copy !req
1257. Unhappy wife, stone-cold misery
for the rest of your...
Copy !req
1258. - Stop.
- it's true.
Copy !req
1259. All I'm saying is, do you love this girl?
Copy !req
1260. - She's the one.
- Then you gotta go get her.
Copy !req
1261. I mean, your dad and I,
when we had troubles,
Copy !req
1262. he moved heaven and earth to find me.
Copy !req
1263. Say what you said. Say it.
Copy !req
1264. "I will follow you
to the end of time."
Copy !req
1265. Does that suck or what?
Copy !req
1266. - It's like a bad sci-fi film.
- No. It is so sweet.
Copy !req
1267. I want you to get out of the city. You get
as far away from here as you can.
Copy !req
1268. You understand?
Copy !req
1269. I love you.
Copy !req
1270. My master! Such a brilliant scheme!
Copy !req
1271. So when Sentinel left Cybertron,
it was to defect?
Copy !req
1272. He was meant to rendezvous
with me here on Earth
Copy !req
1273. before fate waylaid us both.
Copy !req
1274. The only way to revive him,
Copy !req
1275. we needed Prime and his Matrix.
Copy !req
1276. Excellent strategy.
Copy !req
1277. Mine, mine!
Copy !req
1278. So he is now your partner, master?
Copy !req
1279. He is my greatest triumph.
Copy !req
1280. So impressive.
Copy !req
1281. Commencing transport.
Copy !req
1282. Stop! No! No, Sentinel!
Copy !req
1283. Forgive me.
Copy !req
1284. Here we are.
Copy !req
1285. Fight us now.
Copy !req
1286. Contact!
Copy !req
1287. Watch out! Move it! Move it!
Copy !req
1288. Autobots, retreat!
Copy !req
1289. Why, Sentinel, why?
Copy !req
1290. For Cybertron! For our home!
Copy !req
1291. What war destroyed, we can rebuild!
But only if we join with the Decepticons.
Copy !req
1292. No, it's not the only way. This is our
home! We must defend the humans!
Copy !req
1293. So lost you are, Optimus.
Copy !req
1294. On Cybertron, we were gods.
Copy !req
1295. And here, they call us machines.
Copy !req
1296. Let the humans serve us, or perish.
Copy !req
1297. You're lucky I didn't kill you.
In time you'll see.
Copy !req
1298. It's not over.
Copy !req
1299. Now, if I were him, I wouldn't
let you out of my sight for one second.
Copy !req
1300. It's funny. I was just thinking
on the way over here,
Copy !req
1301. I could really use some advice
from Dylan, and there he is.
Copy !req
1302. - Can I speak to you, Carly?
- Welcome. Please, sit down.
Copy !req
1303. Have a drink.
Copy !req
1304. You know what, I don't need a drink.
Or a car, or a job.
Copy !req
1305. I just need to speak
to my girlfriend alone.
Copy !req
1306. Is that okay with you, Mr. Inappropriate?
Copy !req
1307. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1308. What's going on?
I'll tell you outside.
Copy !req
1309. I really think I can help you, Sam.
Copy !req
1310. I remember a talk I had
with my dad once about tough choices.
Copy !req
1311. Yeah, now's not the time.
We'll set something up, though.
Copy !req
1312. Of course, it was way back,
when my dad's firm was in charge
Copy !req
1313. of budget review
and accounting for NASA:
Copy !req
1314. You see,
the thing that he taught me was,
Copy !req
1315. when it's not your war,
you join the side that's going to win.
Copy !req
1316. Move.
Copy !req
1317. Too direct? Or is it just me?
Copy !req
1318. Certainly not you, sir.
Copy !req
1319. You're mine!
Copy !req
1320. No!
Copy !req
1321. - Get help!
- Sam, I can't get out!
Copy !req
1322. - Someone get help!
- Good night!
Copy !req
1323. Good night, Mr. Dylan.
Copy !req
1324. Get me out of here!
Copy !req
1325. Help! Get help!
Copy !req
1326. - He's young. He will learn. Good night.
- Get me out!
Copy !req
1327. It was a fun night.
Copy !req
1328. You really think you're the first man ever
asked to join the noble alien cause?
Copy !req
1329. Who are you?
Copy !req
1330. Do you know why we've not been back
to the moon since 1972?
Copy !req
1331. Because these two,
Copy !req
1332. they came to my dad and they told him
to do some creative accounting.
Copy !req
1333. Make it way too expensive
to ever go back. So, he and the others
Copy !req
1334. shut down the American
and Russian space programs.
Copy !req
1335. And they've been our clients ever since.
Copy !req
1336. - You helped them kill people?
- You think they'd give you a choice?
Copy !req
1337. Besides, it's not
like I personally participated.
Copy !req
1338. I am a liaison. I liaise.
Copy !req
1339. It's hostile takeover time, Sam.
Copy !req
1340. Sam!
Copy !req
1341. - Sam!
- Let her go!
Copy !req
1342. Sam!
Copy !req
1343. I've had my eye on you
for years, Sam.
Copy !req
1344. You're the one spy
I've never been able to provide
Copy !req
1345. as someone close to the Autobots.
Copy !req
1346. Sam! Don't do what he wants!
Copy !req
1347. Yes, he will.
Copy !req
1348. They all do.
Copy !req
1349. They will slaughter her,
you understand me?
Copy !req
1350. In the time it takes you to blink,
they'll do it to her and they'll do it to me.
Copy !req
1351. So you show a little respect
Copy !req
1352. when someone offers you a job!
Copy !req
1353. Wrist.
Copy !req
1354. You are to track down Optimus Prime,
Copy !req
1355. because you're the one human he trusts,
Copy !req
1356. and you will ask one question.
Copy !req
1357. How does he intend to fight back?
Strategies, tactics, everything!
Copy !req
1358. Has a nasty little bite, doesn't it?
It's very high-tech.
Copy !req
1359. It lets us see what you see,
hear what you hear
Copy !req
1360. and it taps your nervous system.
Copy !req
1361. So, if you so much as try and signal...
Copy !req
1362. I don't know what to tell you, Sam.
Copy !req
1363. Relationships have consequences.
I am here because of my father.
Copy !req
1364. She is here because of you.
Copy !req
1365. Stop, stop! Stop! Stop!
Copy !req
1366. Soundwave, would you please?
Copy !req
1367. Sam, do your job.
Copy !req
1368. She'll be safe. I give you my word.
Copy !req
1369. I'll kill you. You have my word.
Copy !req
1370. Combatant Commands
are now at DEFCON 1:
Copy !req
1371. Approximately 200 Decepticons
are now in hiding.
Copy !req
1372. Energon detectors have been triggered
Copy !req
1373. as far away
as South America and China.
Copy !req
1374. The U.N. just received
an encrypted audio file.
Copy !req
1375. They say it's from the leader
of the Autobots.
Copy !req
1376. Defenders of Earth.
Copy !req
1377. We have come
for your natural resources
Copy !req
1378. to rebuild our damaged planet.
Copy !req
1379. When we have transported all we need,
Copy !req
1380. we will leave your world in peace.
Copy !req
1381. For such peace to exist,
Copy !req
1382. you must immediately exile
the Autobot rebels you have harbored.
Copy !req
1383. Nonnegotiable.
Copy !req
1384. Renounce the rebels.
Copy !req
1385. We await your reply.
Copy !req
1386. We'll debrief you in transit.
Copy !req
1387. Yeah, I really don't see
how I can be of any help.
Copy !req
1388. I mean, you guys seem pretty busy.
Copy !req
1389. We could just do this another time,
I think.
Copy !req
1390. I have underestimated you at every turn.
Copy !req
1391. What?
Copy !req
1392. You warned us
that they were using humans.
Copy !req
1393. And you knew that Sentinel was the key.
Copy !req
1394. Director!
Copy !req
1395. Who am I? Hey, you're the expert.
I'm just a walking security risk.
Copy !req
1396. Are you all right?
Copy !req
1397. Yes.
Copy !req
1398. - No, you're not. You're sweating.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1399. I'm sweating because I'm nervous.
Copy !req
1400. I'm nervous because you got me
in here with this information.
Copy !req
1401. Okay, I'm a Twitterjunkie.
I blog everything.
Copy !req
1402. - I can't keep a secret to save my life.
- You wouldn't dare.
Copy !req
1403. - That's the truth. I'm telling you.
- Director, the Pentagon's calling in 15.
Copy !req
1404. - What are you doing?
- Nothing. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1405. Get away from me.
Copy !req
1406. It's been a remarkable series of events
today at the Capitol.
Copy !req
1407. Just moments ago,
legislation was passed
Copy !req
1408. to exile the Autobots
Copy !req
1409. from American shores.
Copy !req
1410. The U.S. military alliance with them
Copy !req
1411. is officially over.
Copy !req
1412. In the words
of the House Majority Leader,
Copy !req
1413. the sponsor of today's resolution,
Copy !req
1414. - "We cannot in good conscience..."
- Okay.
Copy !req
1415. What? They can't do this.
Copy !req
1416. - You gotta tell them. They can't do that.
- Okay. It's official. It's a go, people.
Copy !req
1417. These are our allies. The Autobots
fought for us. They fought with us.
Copy !req
1418. And where are we now?
Copy !req
1419. Facing an enemy invasion
Copy !req
1420. with an enemy that has the means
to deploy countless more.
Copy !req
1421. If there is any more you know,
Copy !req
1422. anything at all
about the enemy's intentions,
Copy !req
1423. now is the time to tell.
Copy !req
1424. Autobots have no way
of leaving this planet.
Copy !req
1425. And that is where you're wrong.
Copy !req
1426. Its name is the Xanmum.
Copy !req
1427. It brought the second wave of Autobots
Copy !req
1428. and it's been under NASA's care
and study ever since.
Copy !req
1429. We linked it
with a decommissioned shuttle
Copy !req
1430. to maintain military control
until they're gone.
Copy !req
1431. Gonna be 10,000 pounds of torque
on that itsy-bitsy bolt, not 19!
Copy !req
1432. You're gonna risk the lives
of all me mates! I'll ball you!
Copy !req
1433. These guys are the Wreckers.
They take care of the Xanthium.
Copy !req
1434. We don't let them off the base much,
'cause they're assholes.
Copy !req
1435. You gotta pull that, ya Nancy wanker!
Copy !req
1436. It's time 110 kill him!
Copy !req
1437. I'm just trying to help, you know.
Just doing my job.
Copy !req
1438. Just calm down. Leave him alone.
This is a human being.
Copy !req
1439. - Epps!
- You are ridiculous!
Copy !req
1440. - Is that you?
- What up, man?
Copy !req
1441. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1442. I retired from the Air Force.
Copy !req
1443. Can you let my hand go?
Copy !req
1444. What the hell was that?
Copy !req
1445. Now I just consult
to run interference for them.
Copy !req
1446. Well, you're
not helping!
Copy !req
1447. No more combat and aliens shooting
at my ass. I got a dream job.
Copy !req
1448. Time to get off this planet.
Copy !req
1449. Kicking the Autobots out.
Can you believe this is happening?
Copy !req
1450. - Where do you think it's taking them?
- Any planet but here.
Copy !req
1451. I wanna talk to whoever's in charge here!
Copy !req
1452. Well, well, well. Charlotte Mearing.
Copy !req
1453. Agent Simmons.
Former Agent Simmons.
Copy !req
1454. So I see you survived Washington.
Copy !req
1455. Washington, Egypt, heartbreak.
I survive. I will survive.
Copy !req
1456. They're bringing everybody in, kid.
Putting all the Intel on the table.
Copy !req
1457. And if you think deporting nine Autobots
is gonna solve a damn thing...
Copy !req
1458. It's out of my hands.
Copy !req
1459. Moving up in the world, huh?
Copy !req
1460. Your booty looks excellent.
Copy !req
1461. If you ever say a word to anyone
Copy !req
1462. about what happened
that night in Quantico,
Copy !req
1463. I'll cut your heart out.
Copy !req
1464. You already did.
Copy !req
1465. Sammy, listen to me.
Don't let them exile us.
Copy !req
1466. - Don't let them take us, Sam.
- it's a Decepticon trap.
Copy !req
1467. Check the nitrogen levels.
We're booking out of here.
Copy !req
1468. Optimus?
Copy !req
1469. What your leaders say is true.
This was all my fault.
Copy !req
1470. I told them whom to trust.
I was so wrong.
Copy !req
1471. That doesn't make it your fault.
It just makes you human for a change.
Copy !req
1472. Remember this.
Copy !req
1473. You may lose your faith in us,
Copy !req
1474. but never in yourselves.
Copy !req
1475. I need to know
how you're gonna fight back.
Copy !req
1476. I know this is strategy,
I know you're coming back
Copy !req
1477. with reinforcements, something.
I know there's a plan.
Copy !req
1478. You can tell me.
No other human will ever know.
Copy !req
1479. There is no plan.
Copy !req
1480. If we just do what they want,
how are we gonna live with ourselves?
Copy !req
1481. You are my friend, Sam.
Copy !req
1482. You always will be.
Copy !req
1483. But your leaders have spoken.
Copy !req
1484. From here,
Copy !req
1485. the fight will be your own.
Copy !req
1486. Make it short.
Copy !req
1487. We're loading up.
Copy !req
1488. All right, hustle up!
We're launching at dawn.
Copy !req
1489. We're gonna do whatever we can.
Make it like it was.
Copy !req
1490. You will always be my friend, Sam.
Copy !req
1491. I gotta be going on.
Copy !req
1492. Years from now, they're gonna ask us,
Copy !req
1493. "Where were you
when they took over the planet?"
Copy !req
1494. We're gonna say,
Copy !req
1495. "We just stood by and watched."
Copy !req
1496. You should really look at this
as a partnership.
Copy !req
1497. You have to stand
on the side of progress
Copy !req
1498. if you wanna be a part of history.
Copy !req
1499. Seven, six, five,
Copy !req
1500. four, three, two,
Copy !req
1501. one, zero.
Copy !req
1502. Go ahead
and throttle up.
Copy !req
1503. You wanted an answer. You got one.
Copy !req
1504. I always get what I want, Sam.
We just needed to be sure.
Copy !req
1505. Sure of what?
Copy !req
1506. That they would go without a fight.
Copy !req
1507. Say again.
Tracking an incoming object.
Copy !req
1508. We all work for the Decepticons now.
Copy !req
1509. I need your help to track a phone call.
There's a man on this phone.
Copy !req
1510. He's the head of their human operations
and he has Carly hostage.
Copy !req
1511. I want you to sit down. Don't move.
Copy !req
1512. Follow me.
Copy !req
1513. I'm watching him drive up right now.
Copy !req
1514. The call was placed en route.
Copy !req
1515. I'm hacking into
the phone's camera now.
Copy !req
1516. There, that's it.
That's a live stream from the camera.
Copy !req
1517. Someplace... Hold on.
I can triangulate this.
Copy !req
1518. Okay, it's Chicago cell sites.
There, I've got it.
Copy !req
1519. Trump Tower, Chicago.
Lower penthouse.
Copy !req
1520. We're on.
Copy !req
1521. - I'm going.
- You sure?
Copy !req
1522. She's done nothing but try to help me,
and I can be there in 15 hours.
Copy !req
1523. You're not going alone.
Copy !req
1524. I still got my NEST friends out there.
Copy !req
1525. I'll round them up,
we'll find your girlfriend,
Copy !req
1526. we're gonna bring this guy in.
Copy !req
1527. Why are you helping me?
Copy !req
1528. 'Cause that asshole
killed my friends, too.
Copy !req
1529. They said they were here for
our resources, to rebuild their planet.
Copy !req
1530. Yes, but really
one resource in particular.
Copy !req
1531. One unique to our planet.
Copy !req
1532. Us?
Copy !req
1533. You're very smart.
Copy !req
1534. You see, they can't rebuild
without a slave labor force.
Copy !req
1535. How many rocks up there in
the universe offer six billion workers?
Copy !req
1536. What are you talking about?
We can't transport people.
Copy !req
1537. They're not shipping people.
They're shipping their planet here.
Copy !req
1538. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1539. What's Sentinel doing here?
Copy !req
1540. Watch. They're spreading hundreds of
pillars around the globe right now.
Copy !req
1541. In just a few hours,
they're gonna launch them into orbit
Copy !req
1542. and bring Cybertron into our atmosphere.
Copy !req
1543. The red one there controls the rest.
Copy !req
1544. He triggers that, it starts the whole thing.
Copy !req
1545. Be gone, insect operative.
Your work is done.
Copy !req
1546. Your Excellency. He's such a dick.
Copy !req
1547. - You want this to happen?
- I want to survive. I want 40 more years.
Copy !req
1548. You think I asked for this?
I inherited a client.
Copy !req
1549. Yeah, and when Cybertron's here
and we're all their slaves,
Copy !req
1550. I guess they'll still need a human leader.
Copy !req
1551. Don't jinx me.
You want to survive, you listen to me.
Copy !req
1552. It is time for the slaves of Earth
to recognize their masters.
Copy !req
1553. Seal off the city.
Copy !req
1554. Get the dogs outta here now!
Get them in the back!
Copy !req
1555. I guess they didn't tell you about
this part, did they?
Copy !req
1556. You think I'm at every meeting?
Copy !req
1557. Look, I'm safe.
Copy !req
1558. They said I was safe.
Copy !req
1559. Let's roll!
Copy !req
1560. We had a signal earlier.
Copy !req
1561. It's not working.
Copy !req
1562. This is a national emergency broadcast.
Copy !req
1563. Chicago has suffered a massive attack.
Copy !req
1564. Wrong way!
Copy !req
1565. Get out of here! Go back!
Copy !req
1566. There is a ring of alien ships
around Chicago.
Copy !req
1567. Our high-range bombers
were just knocked out of the sky.
Copy !req
1568. They can't get through
enemy air defenses over the city.
Copy !req
1569. Our satellites have been jammed.
Copy !req
1570. We have no way to monitor
the enemy's movement.
Copy !req
1571. Our old NEST teams are on stand-down
holding at Grissom Air Force Base.
Copy !req
1572. We're about 10 minutes from
the battle zone.
Copy !req
1573. We have Special Forces
trying to gain access to the city,
Copy !req
1574. and infantry is staging at the perimeter.
Copy !req
1575. Excuse me, excuse me,
it just doesn't make sense!
Copy !req
1576. Can't we get any eyes in there at all?
Copy !req
1577. They keep shooting down our drones.
Copy !req
1578. They want us blind.
Copy !req
1579. But we do have
a couple of mini-drones we're gonna try.
Copy !req
1580. Well, whoever's manning
these UAV drones,
Copy !req
1581. can we try to redirect them
toward Trump Tower?
Copy !req
1582. The kid, Witwickety,
was on his way to Chicago.
Copy !req
1583. Said some point-man human op is there
for the Decepticons!
Copy !req
1584. Listen, if I know anything, I know this,
Copy !req
1585. that kid is an alien-bad-news magnet.
Copy !req
1586. My God.
Copy !req
1587. We came here to find her
in the middle of all that?
Copy !req
1588. Are we really going out there, Epps?
Copy !req
1589. I'm not going in there.
Copy !req
1590. No one's going in.
Copy !req
1591. I am.
Copy !req
1592. With or without you, I'll find her.
Copy !req
1593. You're gonna get yourself killed, Sam.
Is that what you want?
Copy !req
1594. Is that what you want?
Copy !req
1595. You came all the way out here
to get yourself killed? Huh?
Copy !req
1596. Listen to what I'm saying.
Copy !req
1597. She's here because of me.
Do you understand?
Copy !req
1598. Listen, if you go in this building,
that's if she's even still alive,
Copy !req
1599. there's no way
you're gonna be able to reach her!
Copy !req
1600. What do you suggest I do?
Copy !req
1601. It's over.
Copy !req
1602. I'm sorry, but it's over.
Copy !req
1603. No.
Copy !req
1604. Incoming!
Copy !req
1605. We Will kill them all.
Copy !req
1606. Wreckers, kill him!
Copy !req
1607. This is going to hurt!
Copy !req
1608. A lot!
Copy !req
1609. Your leaders will now understand.
Copy !req
1610. Decepticons will never leave
your planet alone.
Copy !req
1611. And we needed them to believe
we had gone.
Copy !req
1612. For today, in the name of freedom,
Copy !req
1613. we take the battle to them!
Copy !req
1614. - I saw your ship blow up!
- The ship?
Copy !req
1615. We were never in the ship!
We designed the damn thing, didn't we?
Copy !req
1616. We were hidden
in the first booster rocket to separate.
Copy !req
1617. Splashed down back in the Atlantic,
just as planned.
Copy !req
1618. We ain't going nowhere.
Copy !req
1619. Yeah, no one's exiling us.
Copy !req
1620. The Autobots are staying right here.
We're gonna help you win this war.
Copy !req
1621. They're surrounding the city
to make a fortress
Copy !req
1622. so that no one can see
what they're up to inside.
Copy !req
1623. Our only chance
is the element of surprise.
Copy !req
1624. I think I know where to look!
Copy !req
1625. Mini-drone is on approach
to Trump Tower.
Copy !req
1626. You're telling me
Sam's headed into that?
Copy !req
1627. Poor kid.
Copy !req
1628. Probably never got close.
Copy !req
1629. So, you can fly this thing, right?
Copy !req
1630. What is that... What is that?
What is that? So-so?
Copy !req
1631. So you so-so can fly this.
That feels terrible.
Copy !req
1632. We're right behind you.
Copy !req
1633. All right, we're going in!
Copy !req
1634. The city is secure.
Copy !req
1635. The humans cannot stop us.
Copy !req
1636. As the afternoon falls,
Copy !req
1637. the rest of the pillars
will reach their launch position.
Copy !req
1638. This is the victory I promised you
so many years ago,
Copy !req
1639. where we rebuild Cybertron together!
Copy !req
1640. I have deigned to work with you
Copy !req
1641. that our planet may survive!
Copy !req
1642. I will never work for you!
Copy !req
1643. You would be wise
to remember the difference.
Copy !req
1644. I'm so sick of this.
I'm just sick of waiting.
Copy !req
1645. Where is she?
Copy !req
1646. Where is she?
Copy !req
1647. You've got some balls.
Copy !req
1648. Augh!
Copy !req
1649. No, Sam!
Copy !req
1650. No! No, no!
Copy !req
1651. Carly!
Copy !req
1652. Carly!
Copy !req
1653. Jump!
Copy !req
1654. Bee, fire!
Copy !req
1655. Bee!
Copy !req
1656. Autobots! They're alive!
Copy !req
1657. Decepticons, defend the pillar!
Copy !req
1658. Raise the bridges!
Find them!
Copy !req
1659. Sam.
Copy !req
1660. You found me.
Copy !req
1661. I'd follow you anywhere.
Copy !req
1662. Form a perimeter! Let's go, let's go!
Copy !req
1663. Well, you're crazy.
Copy !req
1664. What is that? Is that us?
Copy !req
1665. This thing's a military UAV.
Stone, check and see if it's still working.
Copy !req
1666. Yeah, it's still got power.
Copy !req
1667. Flight Control, do you copy?
Copy !req
1668. Can... Can you rotate?
Can you do something?
Copy !req
1669. I think we got something.
Copy !req
1670. Epps! We got Epps!
Copy !req
1671. Come on, work! Work!
Copy !req
1672. All right, turn the volume up on that!
Copy !req
1673. The kid!
Copy !req
1674. Can you rotate or something?
Copy !req
1675. Yes, yes! Okay, okay, okay.
They can see us.
Copy !req
1676. Chicago is ground zero,
do you understand?
Copy !req
1677. - Can you hear us? You understand?
- Witwicky.
Copy !req
1678. Please listen. Sentinel Prime is here
Copy !req
1679. and he has the pillars
to his space bridge.
Copy !req
1680. They're on top of a building
on Chicago River.
Copy !req
1681. It's owned by
Hotchkiss Gould Investments.
Copy !req
1682. Now, the pillar that controls everything
is in the southeast cupola.
Copy !req
1683. You've got to destroy the pillar.
You have to shoot down the pillar
Copy !req
1684. or they're going to transport
Cybertron here, do you understand?
Copy !req
1685. - Do you understand?
- What?
Copy !req
1686. Give me a GPS on the building
and on that drone! Let's go!
Copy !req
1687. Mensurate those coordinates.
Shorten the kill chain.
Copy !req
1688. Guys on the tarmac,
five minutes.
Copy !req
1689. The southeast cupola.
Copy !req
1690. All right!
Copy !req
1691. We need to move
before the fighters spot us.
Copy !req
1692. Wait here until we scout a route ahead.
Copy !req
1693. - Let's roll.
- Ratchet, cover high.
Copy !req
1694. Hey, think we could use that rocket
to shoot down the pillar?
Copy !req
1695. We're eight blocks away.
We got to get closer to take a shot.
Copy !req
1696. Not closer. Higher.
We need a clear line of sight.
Copy !req
1697. And it's across the river. Gonna have
a hell of a time trying to sneak up.
Copy !req
1698. We only got one shot.
Copy !req
1699. One shot's all we need.
Copy !req
1700. We got to be able to see
around that building from the ground.
Copy !req
1701. Get NSA to send service specs for
any cameras in that area.
Copy !req
1702. Maybe some are working.
Copy !req
1703. Traffic lights. ATMs. Anything.
Copy !req
1704. Listen up.
You want to hit back?
Copy !req
1705. We're gonna have to wingsuit in.
It's the only way to get close.
Copy !req
1706. I can't promise anyone a ride home,
but if you're with me,
Copy !req
1707. the world needs you now.
Copy !req
1708. I'll find my own ride home, sir.
Copy !req
1709. Who else?
Copy !req
1710. General Morshower,
Copy !req
1711. requesting diversionary action
to the south of the city.
Copy !req
1712. We're coming north and low.
You guys drive them to the east.
Copy !req
1713. Autobot victory! Autobot victory!
Copy !req
1714. That is one scary-ass Decepticon!
Copy !req
1715. They got my trailer.
I need that flight tech.
Copy !req
1716. Shockwave can't hunt all of us
at once. Wreckers,
Copy !req
1717. we need a diversion.
Copy !req
1718. - Let's get some!
- You got that right.
Copy !req
1719. Listen, we're gonna circle around
to that glass building.
Copy !req
1720. And we'll get high enough
to make the rocket shot
Copy !req
1721. while you guys draw his fire.
Copy !req
1722. - Let's move!
- Wait a minute!
Copy !req
1723. I'm not letting you go out there
without my urban combat prototypes.
Copy !req
1724. - We got to go, Que!
- Come on.
Copy !req
1725. They're great inventions for kicking ass!
Copy !req
1726. What are these?
Copy !req
1727. Those are boom-sticks.
Armed in 30 seconds.
Copy !req
1728. Grapple gloves, for climbing.
Copy !req
1729. Go, go! Move your ass!
Move, move!
Copy !req
1730. Move, move! Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1731. - Move, move!
- Let's go!
Copy !req
1732. Ow, ow, ow!
Copy !req
1733. Let's go! Run!
Copy !req
1734. - Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
- No, no, no!
Copy !req
1735. - Where you going?
- Stop, stop, stop! Don't leave!
Copy !req
1736. You never leave a 'bot behind!
Shockwave's coming!
Copy !req
1737. Go for the stairs!
Copy !req
1738. Epps, this way!
Copy !req
1739. Breaking right.
Copy !req
1740. Bead. Rolling in.
Copy !req
1741. We got another one coming around.
Copy !req
1742. Coming around on the left side,
coming around on the right side.
Copy !req
1743. We're going to use Willis Tower
for cover!
Copy !req
1744. Once we make altitude, we jump!
Copy !req
1745. - A lot of airplanes out here!
- Contact off the nose.
Copy !req
1746. Mayday! I don't think he's gonna make it.
Copy !req
1747. - Mayday, mayday! Six-one going down.
- Heads up! Heads up!
Copy !req
1748. Come On, come On, come On, come On.
Copy !req
1749. Tally on the left.
Got him.
Copy !req
1750. Time on target: 20 seconds.
Copy !req
1751. Here we go! Here we go!
Copy !req
1752. Keep it tight!
Copy !req
1753. Coming around.
Copy !req
1754. All right, focus, focus, focus.
Copy !req
1755. Threat above tower, six o'clock!
Copy !req
1756. Locusts!
Copy !req
1757. Look out! Breaking right! Breaking right!
Copy !req
1758. Watch out, watch out!
Holy shit!
Copy !req
1759. Look out, look out, look out!
Copy !req
1760. Get them out, get them out,
get them out!
Copy !req
1761. - Everybody out, out, out!
- Jump, jump, jump!
Copy !req
1762. Get out, get out!
Copy !req
1763. I'm stuck!
Copy !req
1764. Now. Get them out now!
Get them out now!
Copy !req
1765. Help!
Copy !req
1766. Get separation.
Track away, track away!
Copy !req
1767. Hard left! Hard left!
Copy !req
1768. Six hundred feet.
Copy !req
1769. Check your six! Check your six!
Copy !req
1770. He's on our ass! Watch out, watch out!
Copy !req
1771. Ahh!
Copy !req
1772. Sharp right!
Copy !req
1773. Building dead ahead!
Copy !req
1774. Thread the needle!
Copy !req
1775. Pull, pull!
Copy !req
1776. - Come on, we're high enough!
- This is a mother getting up here!
Copy !req
1777. - Get your fat ass over here!
- I'm coming.
Copy !req
1778. Set up the rocket!
Copy !req
1779. - They're coming.
- Weapons status?
Copy !req
1780. 29 Bot-busters, 20 piercing D-Bot.
Copy !req
1781. There, the building with the dome.
Copy !req
1782. For our brothers,
let's make this trip worth it.
Copy !req
1783. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1784. Whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1785. The building!
Copy !req
1786. They're shooting at the building!
Copy !req
1787. This is not a good idea.
Copy !req
1788. - What?
- This is not a good idea.
Copy !req
1789. - This building is unstable.
- Listen, stop for a second.
Copy !req
1790. If we don't do what we came to do,
it doesn't matter, we all die.
Copy !req
1791. Right? That's your target.
Come on, man!
Copy !req
1792. I don't even care
if the building collapses.
Copy !req
1793. I'm having a heart attack anyway.
Copy !req
1794. The building is going over!
Copy !req
1795. - Hang on!
- Take cover!
Copy !req
1796. Keep your hands up!
Copy !req
1797. It's okay! It stopped!
Copy !req
1798. Guys, look!
Copy !req
1799. Incoming, incoming!
Everybody hide!
Copy !req
1800. Don't move.
Copy !req
1801. Go, go.
Copy !req
1802. Run!
Copy !req
1803. Cover fire!
Copy !req
1804. Shoot the glass! Jump out the window!
Copy !req
1805. Jump!
Copy !req
1806. Whoa!
Copy !req
1807. We're gonna die!
Copy !req
1808. Sam, I can't stop!
Copy !req
1809. Shoot the glass!
Copy !req
1810. Oh, ah!
Copy !req
1811. Ahh!
Copy !req
1812. Sam!
Copy !req
1813. Ah!
Copy !req
1814. No,no, no!
Copy !req
1815. ls everybody okay?
Copy !req
1816. You okay?
Copy !req
1817. What the hell was that?
Copy !req
1818. Driller-bot is thirsty.
Copy !req
1819. - This evil thing's looking at me!
- What?
Copy !req
1820. It's even got an uglier Decepticon with it!
Copy !req
1821. We have to evac!
Copy !req
1822. - Sergeant Epps, the stairs are blocked!
- We're trapped!
Copy !req
1823. Okay. How do we get out of here?
Hey! Come on!
Copy !req
1824. Oh, Lord Jesus,
let me just get out of this alive.
Copy !req
1825. - Whoa!
- Uh...
Copy !req
1826. Move! We got to move!
Copy !req
1827. Why do the Decepticons
always get the good shit?
Copy !req
1828. - Move!
- We're about to be eaten, people!
Copy !req
1829. Whoa!
Copy !req
1830. We're gonna die!
Copy !req
1831. - Hold on!
- Give me your hand!
Copy !req
1832. - I'm swinging that way!
- Got her!
Copy !req
1833. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1834. I'm dropping you on the fire escape!
Copy !req
1835. Sam!
Copy !req
1836. We gotta move!
Copy !req
1837. I'm coming for you!
Copy !req
1838. Optimus!
Copy !req
1839. - Wreckers!
- We're coming!
Copy !req
1840. Decepticons around the world,
Copy !req
1841. launch the pillars.
Copy !req
1842. We are so lost!
Copy !req
1843. Always left out.
Copy !req
1844. Ka-ching!
Copy !req
1845. It's time to lay down the law.
Copy !req
1846. About to bring some hurt now.
Copy !req
1847. It's starting! You see it?
Copy !req
1848. Look out!
Copy !req
1849. Where are Sam and Carly?
Copy !req
1850. Um...
Copy !req
1851. We'll go this way.
Copy !req
1852. I give you one thing to do,
Copy !req
1853. one thing to do,
and you drop the ball on that?
Copy !req
1854. I ain't signed up for all this!
Copy !req
1855. Got aliens blasting at me,
running around, chasing me!
Copy !req
1856. I'm ducking through churches and
buildings and all that kind of crap!
Copy !req
1857. This is bullshit!
I ain't signed up for this, Epps.
Copy !req
1858. I'm trying to keep it together.
Copy !req
1859. - What a treat! You and me, alone!
- Carly!
Copy !req
1860. Come on, come on! Run!
Copy !req
1861. Okay. He's after me, not you.
Copy !req
1862. Run!
Copy !req
1863. You can't hide, boy!
Copy !req
1864. I just love it when
your little insect feet try to run!
Copy !req
1865. - Sam!
- Run!
Copy !req
1866. Ah!
Copy !req
1867. Whoa!
Copy !req
1868. I thought you were working for us, boy?
Copy !req
1869. No! Sam!
Copy !req
1870. Augh!
Copy !req
1871. My eye!
Copy !req
1872. My eye!
Copy !req
1873. Target the Decepticon!
Copy !req
1874. Sam!
Copy !req
1875. Please, you've got to save Sam!
Copy !req
1876. - You've got to save him!
- What the hell is he doing?
Copy !req
1877. This better work.
Copy !req
1878. D-Bots! D-Bots!
Copy !req
1879. I can't see! I can't see!
Copy !req
1880. Sam!
Copy !req
1881. It's on my hand! Grab the knife! Knife!
Copy !req
1882. - I'm trying!
- Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife!
Copy !req
1883. The bomb's gonna blow!
The bomb's gonna...
Copy !req
1884. You human scum!
Copy !req
1885. - We got 20 seconds on that bomb!
- What bomb?
Copy !req
1886. You see that bomb?
Copy !req
1887. - Cut it, cut it, cut it!
- I got it!
Copy !req
1888. How long do we have?
Copy !req
1889. I'm gonna kick you!
Copy !req
1890. Cut, cut, cut!
Copy !req
1891. I'm gonna kill...
Copy !req
1892. Well, he's dead.
Copy !req
1893. Hey, Bee's going to run with
the rest of the Autobots
Copy !req
1894. - and meet us at the edge of the river.
- All right.
Copy !req
1895. It sucked me in!
There was nothing I could do!
Copy !req
1896. - Uh- oh.
- Oh...
Copy !req
1897. This is a total cluster...
Copy !req
1898. We got to get across the river.
Copy !req
1899. You see that? She said the control pillar
Copy !req
1900. - was in that first cupola.
- All right.
Copy !req
1901. Let's go! Move! Let's move!
Copy !req
1902. Tomahawks
are inbound.
Copy !req
1903. 20 minutes.
Copy !req
1904. I'm in the traffic cameras.
Copy !req
1905. Four Autobots are captured.
Copy !req
1906. Oh, my God. We're helpless.
Copy !req
1907. Whatever's set to happen,
with those pulses getting faster,
Copy !req
1908. it's gonna happen soon.
Copy !req
1909. No sign of Optimus.
Copy !req
1910. How do we get these bridges down?
Copy !req
1911. Spread out. Check in there.
Copy !req
1912. Epps!
Copy !req
1913. Epps, I've been looking for your ass.
How you doing?
Copy !req
1914. Retirement is wack. Even worse,
Copy !req
1915. we can't get across the river
to that building,
Copy !req
1916. and the Autobots
are upstairs, surrounded.
Copy !req
1917. Just pan the camera around, all right?
Copy !req
1918. All right. Pan... Pan right. That's you.
Copy !req
1919. Try getting into the bridge control room.
Copy !req
1920. What are they doing?
They're just standing there.
Copy !req
1921. Hang on. Dutch, see if you can
hack into the bridge.
Copy !req
1922. Sir, SEALs are here.
Copy !req
1923. It's a good day, boys! What do you got?
Copy !req
1924. Got a 10-man SEAL unit, sir,
tasked with vectoring Tomahawks.
Copy !req
1925. - How long?
- Fifteen.
Copy !req
1926. - You're my prisoners!
- Take it easy. We surrender.
Copy !req
1927. Get off me.
Copy !req
1928. Get off me!
Copy !req
1929. All right, you're gonna need
your 40 Mike-Mikes and frags.
Copy !req
1930. Go full auto.
Copy !req
1931. The vibrations jack up their circuits.
Snipers, shoot for the eyes.
Copy !req
1932. All right, your target is up
on top of that building, that cupola.
Copy !req
1933. How doomed you are, Autobots.
Copy !req
1934. You simply fail to understand
Copy !req
1935. that the needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the few.
Copy !req
1936. Activating the bridge.
Copy !req
1937. They happy about something.
Copy !req
1938. We're in the heart of their ship.
Copy !req
1939. Let's give 'em a little ride.
Copy !req
1940. We gonna screw this ship up.
Copy !req
1941. It's a 128K binary
encryption code.
Copy !req
1942. It's difficult.
Copy !req
1943. But not for me. I'm in. Bridge down.
Copy !req
1944. The bridge is coming down!
Someone's watching over us!
Copy !req
1945. Come on! Let's go!
Copy !req
1946. "Pleasure working with you, Seymour."
Copy !req
1947. I believe you're supposed to say.
Copy !req
1948. Good job, Dutch.
Copy !req
1949. Danke schön.
Copy !req
1950. Get off me!
Copy !req
1951. Hurry! They're triggering the pillars!
Copy !req
1952. Prisoners? You're keeping prisoners?
Copy !req
1953. Yes.
Copy !req
1954. You need to teach them about respect.
Copy !req
1955. This was all business, but now
it's personal, do you understand me?
Copy !req
1956. I understand.
No prisoners, only trophies.
Copy !req
1957. Bee, I think they're going to kill us.
Copy !req
1958. - You, your time is up.
- Wait, wait, wait!
Copy !req
1959. We surrendered! We're your prisoners.
Copy !req
1960. - Move it!
- Can't we talk this out?
Copy !req
1961. We're all a bunch of good chaps!
I mean you no... Ugh!
Copy !req
1962. Why did you...
Copy !req
1963. Good-bye, my old friend.
Copy !req
1964. You're mine now.
Copy !req
1965. Get off me!
Copy !req
1966. - I got to help him.
- What?
Copy !req
1967. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1968. - I got to help him.
- Sam, you can't help him.
Copy !req
1969. Turn around.
Copy !req
1970. We... We gave 'em a hell of a run.
Copy !req
1971. We did it, Brains! We did it!
Copy !req
1972. Rip this ship apart!
Copy !req
1973. - We had a nice run, Brains, you and me.
- Yeah, we gonna die.
Copy !req
1974. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, baby!
You all come with us!
Copy !req
1975. Go! You guys,
follow that ground team! Go!
Copy !req
1976. - Move, move, move!
- Epps, third floor! We're going to 45!
Copy !req
1977. All right. Two snipers, right here!
Copy !req
1978. All right, dock up!
Copy !req
1979. We jump in three minutes!
Copy !req
1980. Set up shop right here.
Copy !req
1981. Set up.
Copy !req
1982. I'm downstairs.
Copy !req
1983. We got five targets
and Shockwave right below us.
Copy !req
1984. Stand by to jump!
Copy !req
1985. All right, let's go! Get ready, get ready.
Copy !req
1986. Go!
Copy !req
1987. Snipers, take out their eyes.
Copy !req
1988. All right, demo team, let's crank steel.
Copy !req
1989. Turning steel!
Copy !req
1990. Don't fire till I tell you!
Copy !req
1991. Go!
Copy !req
1992. Good job, kid!
Copy !req
1993. Fire!
Copy !req
1994. - We got him!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1995. He's on the run!
Copy !req
1996. Autobots, attack!
Copy !req
1997. Mortar that bridge!
Copy !req
1998. It's our world now!
Copy !req
1999. Commence transport!
Copy !req
2000. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
2001. Optimus!
Copy !req
2002. Gah!
Copy !req
2003. You die!
Copy !req
2004. No!
Copy !req
2005. Get down here, Sentinel!
Copy !req
2006. Optimus,
Copy !req
2007. You forget your place!
Copy !req
2008. I bring you Cybertron, your home,
Copy !req
2009. and still you choose humanity.
Copy !req
2010. You were the one who taught me
freedom is everyone's right.
Copy !req
2011. I will retrigger that pillar!
Copy !req
2012. Then you'll have to go through me!
Copy !req
2013. Okay, I've got to try and help.
Copy !req
2014. - I have to. You stay here.
- Don't you go. Don't go.
Copy !req
2015. You'll be fine, okay? I promise.
I got to get to that pillar.
Copy !req
2016. Charge the pillar!
Copy !req
2017. We got Autobots!
Copy !req
2018. Reinforcements!
Copy !req
2019. Decepticon ships, fire at Optimus!
Copy !req
2020. We're taking fire!
I need those Tomahawks now!
Copy !req
2021. First wave inbound.
Copy !req
2022. We've got to cover for Optimus!
Copy !req
2023. Decepticons, trigger the pillar!
Copy !req
2024. Restart that pillar!
Copy !req
2025. Trigger the pillars.
Copy !req
2026. I can't hold them!
The ships have us pinned!
Copy !req
2027. No!
Copy !req
2028. Inbound, 10 seconds! Danger close!
Copy !req
2029. Mark-Lima-Echo-Echo, 14250!
Copy !req
2030. Positive surface contact.
Copy !req
2031. - Target I.D.
- Target acquired.
Copy !req
2032. - Dylan! Wait!
- No!
Copy !req
2033. Dylan!
Copy !req
2034. Stop! Stop!
Copy !req
2035. No!
Copy !req
2036. You can't do this, okay?
Copy !req
2037. There's only one future for me.
Copy !req
2038. Cybertron, you are saved, at last.
Copy !req
2039. Oh. Have you come to surrender?
Copy !req
2040. - Was it all worth it?
- Obviously.
Copy !req
2041. All your work to bring Sentinel back
and now clearly he has all the power.
Copy !req
2042. It's actually almost tragic.
Copy !req
2043. You dare lecture me, slave?
Copy !req
2044. Your Decepticons
finally conquering this planet,
Copy !req
2045. and yet, their leader won't be you!
Copy !req
2046. It will be me! It will always be me.
Copy !req
2047. In any minute now,
Copy !req
2048. you'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch.
Copy !req
2049. Rocket!
Copy !req
2050. Die!
Copy !req
2051. You chose sides?
Copy !req
2052. You chose wrong.
Copy !req
2053. Always the bravest of us!
Copy !req
2054. But you could never make
the hard decisions!
Copy !req
2055. Our planet will survive!
Copy !req
2056. No!
Copy !req
2057. We were gods once. All of us.
Copy !req
2058. - But here...
- Please!
Copy !req
2059. there will only be one!
Copy !req
2060. This is my planet!
Copy !req
2061. I just saved a whole other world.
Copy !req
2062. You think you're a hero, huh?
You think you're a hero?
Copy !req
2063. No. I'm just a messenger.
Copy !req
2064. The pillar's still connected!
Copy !req
2065. Bring it up!
Copy !req
2066. - Bee! Let's do this!
- Let's go, let's go! Move, move!
Copy !req
2067. Pillar's still connected!
Copy !req
2068. Rip that pillar down!
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2069. Now, we need a truce.
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2070. All I want is to be back in charge.
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2071. Besides,
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2072. who would you be without me, Prime?
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2073. Time to find out.
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2074. Optimus, all I ever wanted
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2075. was the survival of our race.
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2076. You must see why I had to betray you.
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2077. You didn't betray me.
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2078. You betrayed yourself.
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2079. No, Optimus!
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2080. Sam.
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2081. I love you.
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2082. I love you.
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2083. You're the only thing I need in this world,
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2084. and I'll do anything to make it up to you,
I promise.
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2085. I'm going to hold you to that.
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2086. Just never let me go.
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2087. I promise.
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2088. Ooh. Rings.
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2089. I love this car.
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2090. Bee, you've got to slow it down.
You got to slow way down, okay?
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2091. I'm just trying to help out.
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2092. In any war
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2093. there are calms between storms.
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2094. You fought bravely.
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2095. There will be days when we lose faith.
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2096. Days when our allies turn against us.
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2097. But the day will never come
that we forsake this planet
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2098. and its people.
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2099. Oh!
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2100. That's what I call
the start of a beautiful future.
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2101. Arrest him.
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2102. It was worth it!
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2103. - Get him out of here!
- I'd go to jail for love! I don't care!
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2104. Go ahead, take me in! I want to go in!
Let's go in.
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2105. Come on, Charlotte,
take me in right now!
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