1. Oh, shit.
Darcy, you really shouldn't have come.
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2. Show me.
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3. Corporate
was adamant. We keep running.
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4. No stopping operations.
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5. No, no, no. You got to go through.
No cameras.
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6. He's got orders to kill.
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7. I don't even think
international laws apply up here.
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8. We are geologists first.
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9. If this thing
has any historical significance at all,
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10. we are shutting down.
I'm shutting us down.
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11. Oh, he's going to shoot me? Shoot me.
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12. Hey, don't kill her.
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13. This is crazy stuff.
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14. Crazy shit.
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15. Well, what do you think?
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16. I think history is about to change.
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17. I'm a nasty woman
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18. Oh, look who decided
to show up for work.
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19. I'm a heartbreaker
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20. Gonna make you cry
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21. What, surf report no good
at South Padre?
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22. The waves are flat and I got no gas.
You know that, Cade.
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23. Dude. Rude.
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24. Look at these two junebugs.
Whoo! My, my!
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25. Hey, you're paying me on this one,
right, Cade?
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26. Please tell me I'm getting paid.
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27. You know, Lucas, a lot of guys
are just happy to have a job at all.
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28. Yeah, I suppose.
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29. - You got any cash on you?
- Yeah.
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30. All right, good.
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31. Hey, Lucas Flannery.
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32. Place has been
in the family since '28.
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33. Granddaddy ran it all his life.
Ain't that right, Granddaddy?
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34. Real soon
he's going to sign it over to me.
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35. The movies nowadays,
that's the trouble.
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36. Sequels and remakes, bunch of crap.
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37. I love that one. Oh.
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38. He's deaf and senile.
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39. Heard that.
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40. Now these just need
some spit and polish.
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41. I believe they're digital, possibly IMAX.
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42. Yeah, they're not.
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43. Mister, we'll have a look around
if you want to leave us to it, okay?
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44. You know, folks used to come
from miles around
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45. to see the dancing girls
with the big cha-chas.
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46. I swear to God
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47. I am one diaper change away
from poisoning his oatmeal.
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48. Hey, you hang in there, buddy.
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49. If coming here makes you feel young,
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50. then you tell this kid
to bring you here every day.
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51. Seven bucks, I keep talking.
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52. Sold.
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53. Remember this place
when we were kids?
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54. How many girls you think
you brought here in high school?
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55. I only remember one.
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56. Hey, heads!
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57. Ow!
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58. That's why you didn't make
the varsity team.
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59. Ah.
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60. All right. Go long.
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61. Leave it.
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62. Mortar shells?
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63. What the hell happened to you?
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64. Hey, snakeballs.
How much for the truck?
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65. Truck?
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66. Two more weeks, girls,
till no more classes, ever.
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67. Almost time to get a tan and get wasted!
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68. Please, please.
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69. No financial aid. Great.
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70. Yes, I know I'm home, thank you.
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71. Intruder alert!
Back away from the premises!
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72. - Voice recognition. It's me!
- I am dialing 911.
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73. Go right ahead. I don't care.
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74. I'm still calling 911.
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75. The Battle of Chicago was an event
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76. that permanently changed our world.
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77. Over 1,300 dead.
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78. Much of the city has been destroyed.
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79. Homeland Security is urging everyone
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80. to report suspicious alien activity.
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81. A swift act of Congress
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82. put an end to all joint operations
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83. between the military and the Autobots,
ending the alliance.
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84. As this committee knows,
the Invasion of Chicago
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85. was a defining day
for our nation five years ago.
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86. The day millions of people realized that
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87. never again can we allow aliens
to fight our battles for us.
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88. A handful of Autobots
were given sanctuary
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89. after joint-combat operations
were abolished.
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90. Fewer than a dozen Decepticons
are still on the run
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91. thanks to our CIA unit,
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92. "Cemetery Wind."
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93. Hurry, let's get it
to my house, guys.
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94. As for the alien technology,
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95. our objective remains
to keep it in American control.
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96. Hi. My name is Timothy.
This is my crew.
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97. We found this alien ball turret
in Chicago.
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98. We just found it in the rubble
and it's all working...
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99. Word has it Japan, India,
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100. the Israelis may have gotten their hands
on a couple of ships.
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101. Apparently the Russians
are starting a bidding war.
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102. We're taking $5,000 for it.
It's got 36 guns, alien shit.
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103. A new era has begun.
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104. And the age of the Transformers is over.
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105. Hey.
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106. Hey, I've been waiting for you.
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107. You're looking hot today!
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108. Oh, yeah?
How about you take your shirt off?
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109. You want me to take my shirt off
right now?
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110. What would your dad think of that?
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111. - What the hell?
- Hey, where you going?
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112. I cannot believe him.
I cannot believe this.
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113. What the hell?
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114. All the way!
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115. A truck?
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116. Dad, please tell me
you didn't spend our money on this.
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117. Oh, no, don't worry, he didn't.
He spent my money.
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118. A hundred and fifty bucks of it.
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119. As an advance
on your regular paycheck.
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120. - What regular paycheck?
- Which you will get back.
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121. - When?
- Never. We're broke.
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122. I knew it.
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123. Sweetheart, could you please not
drive a wedge
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125. Hold on. I thought we were partners.
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126. Look, I came up short, okay?
I had to buy her a prom dress.
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127. You want me to deny her a prom dress?
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128. You might as well.
You denied her a prom date.
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129. No, I offered to take her and chaperone.
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130. Nobody wants to go to the dance
with their dad. It's weird.
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131. It's not the issue.
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132. Well, maybe it should be.
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133. Hey. Could you guys
Just get Off my case?
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134. You know what the engine
on this runs for?
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135. I can break it down and strip it for parts.
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136. And sweetheart, your shorts
are shrinking by the second, okay?
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137. Cold water, air dry, please.
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138. I think she looks hot.
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139. What did you say?
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140. Like a hot teenager.
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141. Oh, it's the "teenager" thing
that makes it better. Thank you.
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142. It didn't sound like what it meant.
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143. That goes by the circuit boards.
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144. Put the Zeiss lenses over there.
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145. Dad, please. You can't keep
spending money on junk
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146. just so you can turn it
into different junk.
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147. We do not use the "J" word in here.
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148. That is a Super Simplex
theater projector. It's very rare.
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149. What about the SmilePilot?
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150. Or the Exer-Mower that I invented?
Simply ahead of their time.
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151. Yeah, like the alleged Guard-Dawg.
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152. You're gonna get him upset.
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153. Hey, Cade! Cade!
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154. This thing still work?
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155. - No!
- Yes.
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156. Yes, and still groundbreaking.
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157. Go back there and lay on the recliner
and just wait for a cold one.
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158. Dude, stop breaking stuff.
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159. Final notice, late notice, past due.
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160. Come on, come on.
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161. Bring Daddy the alcohol. Come on.
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162. I mean, what is all this crap
people send you?
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163. That's a Discman
and that's an 8-track tape.
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164. - Music.
- Never heard of it.
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165. Look, I fix that,
it's 100 bucks. I fix that, it's $250.
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166. If I would have been able to fix that
before you broke it even more,
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167. it would have been 20 bucks.
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168. This stuff is what's
gonna put you through college,
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169. as long as you land
one of those scholarships.
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170. What's the estimated time of arrival,
usually? Average?
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171. Wait. So it just brings
the beer near you?
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172. That's the trick?
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173. - It's got a couple kinks, man.
- Yeah.
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174. Dad, you think maybe some things
should never be invented?
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175. No, I don't. That's backwards thinking.
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176. This is a temple of technology.
You guys are standing in a holy place.
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177. What do you think?
Why don't you look at all of this?
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178. This could be yours.
What about this land?
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179. Purple People Eater's back
and she looks hungry.
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180. Isn't this incredible?
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181. - I knew you would like it.
- Hey, you!
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182. Hey.
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183. I own this house! It's not for sale!
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184. Six months late on payments,
Mr. Yeager.
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185. And I see you stealing power
at the pole.
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186. Hey, that's not your concern.
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187. - Sir, do you wanna see the property?
- Sure.
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188. I'd be more than happy
to give you a tour.
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189. I'll show you three other buyers
I got buried out back,
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190. then I'll crack your head open
like an egg!
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191. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Stay back! He's crazy.
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192. I told you don't come back here
anymore.
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193. I will have my brother come back
and beat your ass!
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194. - Don't you start with me.
- Why don't you do it yourself?
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195. And I'll bring the police
when I come, too!
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196. - My brother ain't no joke!
- Who, Jerry?
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197. You bring his big ass up here,
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198. he's gonna be huffing and puffing
before he can squeeze out of that car!
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199. You back out on my grass,
you're gonna be in big trouble!
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200. You tell Jerry to come see me.
I'll give him some pecan pie.
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201. Hey!
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202. She smashed through the fence?
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203. Cade, relax.
You're going to have an aortic infarction.
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204. What is that?
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205. I think it's a brain heart attack.
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206. Yeah, I've had one already.
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207. So we're stealing power now?
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208. No, we're borrowing it
from the neighbors.
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209. Great. That's awesome.
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210. Once I graduate and I'm gone,
who's gonna take care of you?
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211. Oh, you take care of me?
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212. Who taught you how to solder a circuit?
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213. Or write a program?
Or French braid your hair?
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214. Or throw a spiral? Me. That's what I do.
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215. Who taught you how to cook
without ketchup,
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216. or balance your checkbook?
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217. Who always has to be the grownup
around here?
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218. All right, you got a point, okay?
But that means we're a great team.
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219. And I know it's been sucky
around here lately.
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220. But we're gonna be fine, sweetie.
You just gotta keep believing, okay?
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221. I mean, that's what great inventors do.
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222. I promise you, one day,
I'm gonna build something that matters.
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223. I believe you, Dad.
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224. You know, your mom
would be very proud of you.
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225. It's going to be okay.
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226. Spread out! Push right!
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227. Roll, roll, roll, roll.
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228. Give me two. Give me two.
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229. Take the beach, nice and easy.
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230. All right, hold what you got.
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231. Release the mini-drones.
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232. Vipers.
Eagle in sight. Cleared hot.
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233. Got a heat sig. Second stack.
Closest to the bow.
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234. Predator 0-1.
Captured target area.
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235. Set charges.
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236. Leader, leader, this is Gunfighter 0-1.
Eagles moving internal. Second deck.
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237. Frogman 83, Frogman 83.
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238. Breached site on rooftop.
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239. - Breached site on rooftop.
- Have Echo Platoon on standby.
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240. Let the helo know
we're moving external!
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241. Alpha, take port.
Bravo, take starboard.
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242. Shift right. Shift right.
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243. Cracking steel!
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244. No!
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245. Hit him, hit him, hit him!
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246. Fire.
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247. Missiles out. Danger close.
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248. He's running! Move!
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249. He's on the run!
He's on the run!
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250. No! Please!
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251. Hold your fire.
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252. Hold! Hold fire!
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253. Can you not see'? I've been injured.
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254. Box him in. Box him in.
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255. Medical Officer Ratchet! I'm a friend!
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256. I'm an Autobot!
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257. Then why are you running?
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258. Optimus sent this distress message.
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259. Calling all Autobots.
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260. We are under targeted attack.
Cease all contact with humans.
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261. We're all hiding.
All Autobots are being hunted.
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262. We're all in danger.
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263. I lost a sister in Chicago.
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264. You'll get no sympathy from me.
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265. What's wrong with you humans?
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266. No! Please.
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267. Check fire, check fire!
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268. He's mine now.
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269. Lockdown.
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270. Autobots, Decepticons.
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271. Like little children, always fighting.
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272. Making a mess out of the universe.
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273. Then I've got to clean it up.
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274. There is one way you survive.
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275. Tell me where he's hiding.
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276. Where is Optimus Prime?
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277. Never.
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278. Never is here.
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279. I must say, it is remarkable,
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280. really astounding,
the success that the CIA has had
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281. since you have taken
operational control,
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282. and so the President
has asked me to ask you
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283. to ask him,
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284. to invite you both
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285. over to the White House
just to powwow,
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286. where we get maybe
some more specifics about how
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287. exactly you're hunting
the enemy Decepticons left.
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288. I've had my desk for two years.
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289. Mr. Attinger has been here for 25.
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290. He runs the projects
where I don't ask for specifics.
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291. That's why they're called Black Ops.
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292. And why we all sleep better at night.
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293. Check. That is great. So, um...
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294. Any dirt on that?
Uh, how, uh, that's going?
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295. Outstanding.
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296. Great. Oh, great.
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297. I was hoping to hear that.
The President will be pleased.
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298. 'Cause, I'll tell you right now, I've only
been Chief of Staff since Monday, um,
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299. but I do know that
the alien war stuff, these are...
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300. These are the only fun meetings.
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301. Look, I'm not here
to entertain the President,
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302. but you may tell him
that the war will be over.
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303. Soon.
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304. "... be over..." In case he asks,
I just like to have an exact quote.
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305. "War will be over soon."
That is great. Such good news.
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306. And, um, the President would,
I know, just love...
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307. Really, really love to press the flesh...
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308. Not flesh, obviously,
but just maybe get a shot with, um...
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309. Is it Lord Prime? Sir Prime?
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310. We could bop on Air Force One.
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311. It'd be just a quick bop,
then we just bop in and bop back.
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312. I wouldn't get his hopes up
on that one.
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313. Okay.
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314. He's called Optimus Prime.
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315. Alien combatant. Here illegally.
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316. But aren't they our friends? Why?
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317. Because our world
will never truly be safe
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318. till all of them are gone.
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319. Oh. Well, I would hope we could do
a much more ceremonial farewell.
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320. Especially since our military
has worked so closely with them.
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321. - Until you.
- It's not their planet.
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322. Never was.
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323. Time we take it back.
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324. All right, come on. Come on.
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325. Yes. Yes.
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326. Yes.
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327. Oh, there you go.
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328. No, hold it.
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329. Stop shaking! Why are you shaking?
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330. You have the job!
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331. You forgot to eat dinner!
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332. You see why I worry?
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333. Look, sorry, sweetie, I...
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334. I almost got it working right.
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335. So, listen, I'm done with homework
and set with finals,
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336. so I was just gonna take a little drive
with some friends
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337. if that was okay with you.
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338. No boys, I know. Graduate first.
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339. Exactly.
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340. You do know
no one else has this rule, right?
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341. Rule? Don't make it sound harsh, okay.
It's wisdom.
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342. I don't think we need to be
driving around in the middle of the night.
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343. It's already like quarter to eight.
It's almost dark.
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344. Spud, will you stop it?
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for my graduation?
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346. Yes. With me, the mistake.
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And the best thing that ever happened.
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348. Do we look unhappy? Huh?
No. It's the greatest day of my life.
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349. I made your mother a promise
before she passed.
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350. Our baby's gonna be at her graduation.
That's it.
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351. High school boys know nothing.
It's only later they turn into men.
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352. So if you were older and wiser,
I wouldn't exist.
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353. That's not what I meant.
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354. You know, this is
a non-dating household, okay?
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355. You don't date, I don't date. That's it.
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356. Well, maybe you should.
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357. Tessa, wait.
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358. Tessa'?
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359. Look.
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360. I know I've been on you, okay?
But I have to be.
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361. Twelve to seventeen
is the official teenage danger window.
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362. It's my job to get you through it.
So you can be pissed off all you want.
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363. And, yes, you can take a ride
with your friends.
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364. Okay.
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365. Don't work all night.
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366. And eat.
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367. Best thing that ever happened, Emily.
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368. She's the best thing that ever happened.
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369. You'd be proud.
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370. Oh, no.
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371. Unbelievable.
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372. Unbelievable. God!
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373. Something in here needs to
make this family some money.
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374. Come on, you old wreck.
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375. Judgment Day.
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376. Where is he?
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377. I don't know.
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378. Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
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379. Asshole.
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380. I am dialing 911.
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381. Tess, I'm basically your uncle.
Su casa es mi casa.
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382. And we're going to lose the casa.
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383. Dad!
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385. Are you working with lasers?
If so, I'm not coming in.
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386. You guys have never seen
a truck like this before.
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387. Get in here. Lock that door.
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388. It doesn't have a lock.
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389. Look! Look at the hole in the radiator.
Look at the size of it.
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390. Something blew a hole in it!
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391. Yeah, so?
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392. It's not normal steel.
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393. The shrapnel in the engine,
it ripped all the connections apart.
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394. And watch.
And this took some Cade genius.
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395. You are gonna love this.
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396. When I hook this back
to a working battery...
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397. Calling all...
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398. Calling all Autobots.
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399. Oh, yeah.
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400. I don't think it's a truck at all.
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402. Tran... Ugh!
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403. - Evacuate!
- Wait! Guys!
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404. Dad, are you out of your mind?
You need to get that thing out of here.
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405. You don't have to worry. I've been
in there working all night. I'm fine.
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406. You know what?
That's not a truck, okay? You're right.
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407. It's an alien killing machine.
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408. - Dude. It's DOA.
- Jesus.
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409. It's been recalled, totaled, done.
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410. So, listen,
there's a number that you call.
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411. You're supposed to call the government.
It's the American thing to do.
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412. - Here we go.
- You're supposed to call,
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413. and if it ends up being alien,
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414. then you win $25,000.
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415. You don't win money.
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416. And if you can capture it live...
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417. Like tag it like a wild wildebeest,
then you get $100,000.
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418. - Dad, we're making the call.
- I heard that.
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419. I've seen the commercial. They don't
say that. That's not a guarantee.
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420. You think Greg would lie to me?
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421. Look, if that's a Transformer there
from the Battle of Chicago,
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422. I need to know how it works.
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423. I'm an inventor.
This could be a game changer for me!
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to my inventions,
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worry about money again.
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426. I've heard that before.
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427. Twenty-five grand!
It pays for my college.
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428. It pays for the house.
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429. Besides, you used my money
to buy the truck, right?
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430. So technically, that's my truck.
Don't you think?
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431. You also signed a contract
regarding all research lab l.P.
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432. Research lab? It's a barn, dude.
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433. You signed it and now you're competing.
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434. Any idea of yours is mine.
Any thought you have, I own it,
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435. so basically, I own you.
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436. I don't think you can own someone.
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437. That was, like, a while ago,
even in Texas.
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438. All right. Bring the torch over
and help me with the pulley arm.
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439. I think the shrapnel
took out its power core.
Copy !req
440. Oh, and, Tessa, you see this?
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441. Would an alien killing machine
let me do that?
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442. Look, I'll make the call.
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443. We'll get the money.
Just first let me see if I'm right.
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444. You want to hide in the house?
Go ahead.
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445. Okay.
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446. Let's go. Pulley arm.
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447. I can't believe him!
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448. What is that? Looks like a missile.
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449. It is! Whoa!
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450. Dad!
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451. There's a missile in the family room!
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452. Holy...
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453. I'll kill you!
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454. No! No!
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455. Dad, there's a missile in...
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456. I'll kill you! Stay back!
Copy !req
457. - Oh, no. Don't shoot. Don't shoot!
- Call 911! Run!
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458. - Lucas!
- Stop!
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459. Lucas? Don't move, just calm down.
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460. Easy, human.
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461. Stay there. He's not going to hurt us.
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462. Weapons systems damaged.
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463. A missile hit your engine.
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464. And we took it out of you.
You're hurt really bad.
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465. I'm just trying to help you.
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466. You're in my home now.
I'm an engineer.
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467. My name is Cade Yeager.
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468. Cade, I am in your debt.
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469. My name is Optimus Prime.
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470. My Autobots.
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471. They're in danger.
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472. I need to go. I need to go now.
Copy !req
473. How far you think you're gonna get?
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474. Tessa, come here. He needs our help.
Copy !req
475. What happened to you?
Copy !req
476. An ambush. A trap. Set by humans.
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477. I escaped and took this form.
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478. But you're on our side.
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479. Why would humans hurt you?
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480. They were not alone.
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481. - My Autobots can repair me.
- Yeah.
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482. If you can reach 'em.
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483. What about me?
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484. I warn you, Mr. Attinger of Earth,
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485. an alliance is a contract, and contracts,
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486. like humans,
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487. expire.
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488. On this planet, we have a saying.
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489. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
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490. I also have a saying.
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491. "I don't care."
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492. So what happened in Mexico City?
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493. I thought you had him.
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494. Three direct hits. A mortal wound.
Then your men allowed him to escape.
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495. You promised me human intelligence.
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496. Or is there such a thing?
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497. You know, you've still never told me.
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498. Why do you want him?
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499. Who are you working for?
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500. Every galaxy I've traveled,
all you species are the same.
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501. You all think
you're the center of the universe.
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502. You have no idea.
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503. Go to the hardware store
and you get the list.
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504. The whole list.
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505. What, you're going to try and fix him?
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506. He's not a model train set, Cade.
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507. No, that's right. He's important.
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508. Yeah, but important to who?
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509. You can't keep an alien
locked up in your barn.
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510. What are you gonna do, play with him?
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511. - Will you calm down?
- I'm trying to,
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512. but I just got hit in the head
with a ten-foot cannon!
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513. If he eats you, I get the GTO.
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514. Not a word to anybody.
Do you hear me?
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515. Not a single word.
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516. Nobody.
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517. I think we have a lock
on a high-value target.
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518. Special Operations group is ready.
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519. What do you got?
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520. Sir, Special Ops just got a call
from Paris, Texas.
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521. Hard match on the truck
seen leaving Mexico City.
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522. Son of a bitch. Let's go get him.
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523. Took a hell of a hit, you know.
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524. The missile just missed
your power source.
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525. We call it a Spark.
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526. It contains our life force
and our memories.
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527. Yeah, we call it a soul.
Copy !req
528. Scramble Cemetery Wind.
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529. Thank you for your efforts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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530. This room is going dark.
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531. The exit is on your left.
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532. - I'll take it from here.
- Okay, let's go.
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533. I'm with Cemetery Wind.
We're on the move.
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534. Repeat, on the move.
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535. Cade.
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536. Why are you willing to help me?
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537. I guess maybe because you trust me to.
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538. I'm back!
Copy !req
539. Took you long enough!
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540. My head hurts. I had to go to the doctor.
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541. I got a welt on my head
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542. that makes me look
like a fricking Star Trek character.
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543. Whatever.
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544. Look! Look!
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545. We're on property.
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546. Viper 15 overhead. Angels 1.
Copy !req
547. Dad!
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548. Mr. Yeager, my name's James Savoy.
I'm a federal agent.
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549. My men and I are trying to track down
an abandoned truck.
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550. It's a nice spread you got here.
Too bad she's for sale.
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551. Well, thanks. She's not.
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552. That the truck you mean?
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553. Afraid not.
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554. You know, Mr. Yeager,
we received a call from someone
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555. concerned about this truck.
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556. Oh, no.
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557. That wasn't you?
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558. Only thing I'm concerned about
is you being on my property
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559. without permission.
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560. You know, we got a rule about people
messing with people from Texas.
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561. And I don't know what truck
you're talking about.
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562. The kind that cost American lives.
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563. Search the property!
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564. What do you mean,
"Search the property"?
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565. You don't have a warrant.
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566. My face is my warrant.
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567. Wait. But if you guys do find a truck,
we get a reward, right?
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568. Viper 15 holding, point alpha.
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569. Charlie team, hold tight.
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570. Lock it down.
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571. - Open, open, open.
- Short wall. Short wall.
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572. Five in. Five in.
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573. Intruder alert!
Back away from the premises.
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574. - What the hell is that?
- Just some dumb inventor.
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575. Clear.
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576. Clear.
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577. Clear right.
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578. Clear.
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579. 360. 720. Heads on a swivel.
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580. Let's go. There's nothing here.
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581. There's no signs. We got nothing.
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582. Sir, we have a live armed missile
in the trash.
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583. Live? I carried that to the trash!
You told me that was a dud, dude.
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584. I could be dead. Right?
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585. Look.
Okay, yes, I found a truck, all right.
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586. I towed it back for the parts.
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587. I left it here last night.
This morning, it's gone.
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588. When? Where? I don't know.
I swear to God.
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589. That's as much as I know about him.
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590. "Him."
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591. He said, "Him."
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592. He knows who the son of a bitch is.
Copy !req
593. - Mr. Yeager.
- What?
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594. Excuse me.
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595. You just said, "Him."
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596. - Take them down.
- What?
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597. Ow! Let me go!
Copy !req
598. They don't know about the truck! I know!
Just let her go.
Copy !req
599. What kind of a man
betrays his flesh-and-blood
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600. brethren for alien metal?
Copy !req
601. - Get this guy out of my sight.
- Get off!
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602. Let her go!
They don't know about the truck.
Copy !req
603. All right! Load up! Search the perimeter!
Copy !req
604. Lucas, you called, didn't you?
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605. No!
I don't know any of these scary guys.
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606. Oh, God! You're manhandling a woman!
I'll kick your ass!
Copy !req
607. Let her go!
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608. - Daddy! Let me go!
- You're not going anywhere.
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609. Daddy!
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610. No! You're not taking me anywhere!
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611. I'm an American!
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612. - Easy, sweetheart.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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613. All right. Okay. All right. I was wrong.
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614. Savoy. Use the girl.
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615. Oh, my God! Ahh!
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616. Now, you got ten seconds.
Where's the truck?
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617. - You're gonna shoot my little girl?
- If I have to.
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618. Please don't shoot me! Please!
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619. Look, I don't know. I told you
everything that I know! He's gone.
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620. He left.
He was in the barn, I swear to God!
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621. - Just let her go!
- Ow!
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622. Please, please.
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623. He was in there! Let her go!
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624. Seven seconds.
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625. I'm telling you the truth!
He was in there!
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626. Dad!
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627. Tell him to get away
from my little girl now!
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628. Dad!
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629. You touch her and I'll kill you!
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630. You got two seconds.
Copy !req
631. I need the truth.
Copy !req
632. - Please.
- Shoot her.
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633. Here I am!
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634. - Get down!
- Ahh!
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635. Cade!
They're going to kill you! Get out of here!
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636. Push right! Headed to the house!
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637. Come on. Hurry up! Get in the car!
Copy !req
638. - Let's go!
- Daddy, get in the car!
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639. Perimeter, Optimus moving your way!
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640. What's happening, baby?
Who are they?
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641. It's the truck. They want the truck!
Copy !req
642. "Who are they"? Who are you,
and who are you calling "baby"?
Copy !req
643. I know you heard me.
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644. - I'm her boyfriend!
- He's my boyfriend!
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645. What?
You're not her boyfriend!
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646. His name's Shane and he drives, Dad.
Copy !req
647. What kind of cars are those?
They're so scary!
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648. There's another one
coming up the back!
Copy !req
649. You gotta try to lose them
in the cornfield!
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650. He's coming up behind us! Go!
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651. Viper 15,
running on fumes. RTB.
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652. They've got us cornered!
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653. Watch out,
watch out, watch out!
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654. Mr. Yeager, this is not
how I wanted us to meet, okay?
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655. I'm Shane, and I'm a completely...
Copy !req
656. And I am not talking to you!
Drive the car!
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657. Watch out! Watch out!
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658. Throw 'em some warning shots!
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659. Man, I don't know how
I'm driving this good.
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660. It's like, today
I've gone to a whole other level.
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661. Road, focus! Stop talking!
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662. Shane, look out!
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663. This may be primarily my fault, okay.
Copy !req
664. They said
they were gonna bring a check!
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665. I didn't know they were gonna send
a death squad!
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666. Hang on!
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667. Hey, we got ourselves a winner!
Don's got it over here.
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668. Look out!
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669. We lost them!
Good job, stranger from the cornfields!
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670. The scary cars are back.
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671. Lose them at the factory, Shane!
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672. I thought you knew
how to drive this thing! Go!
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673. I don't think we're gonna get that money.
Doesn't seem like it.
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674. Cade!
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675. Take 'em upstairs!
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676. We're losing them on the fifth floor.
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677. - Do that thing, Shane!
- You know it.
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678. What do you mean? What thing?
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679. What we're about to do
is gonna be kind of scary.
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680. Take out your guns and shoot them!
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681. They're shooting at us!
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682. - Tessa, grab my stick! Grab my stick!
- What?
Copy !req
683. She's got
the best hands in the business.
Copy !req
684. Ready, Tess? Pull!
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685. - No! No! No!
- No f-ing way!
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686. Oh! Yeah!
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687. Yeah!
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688. Tessa, you are so grounded!
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689. Shit! The rim's cracked.
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690. Optimus. Come on, move! Move!
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691. My foot's stuck! Wait, Cade!
Copy !req
692. - Lucas!
- Wait! Wait!
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693. Lucas! Lucas, above you!
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694. Run!
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695. Come on, get in, let's go!
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696. I'll bet you wish
you could see my face right now.
Copy !req
697. Lucas, we just left him?
Copy !req
698. He's gone.
Copy !req
699. My deepest sympathies
for the loss of your friend.
Copy !req
700. Stay here till I'm sure
we weren't followed.
Copy !req
701. We are all targets now.
Copy !req
702. So we're hiding out now?
That's the plan?
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703. We're taking orders from a truck?
Copy !req
704. Well, you got a better idea?
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705. Hey, move away from her, kid. Don't...
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706. Keep your hands off her. All right? No.
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707. You got your ass kicked
by a garage inventor from Texas.
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708. That goes on your resume.
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709. Yeah, it goes on all of yours, too!
Copy !req
710. Do I look like I'm in the mood
for any of your shit today?
Copy !req
711. Washington thinks
we were chasing a Decepticon target,
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712. but our story falls apart
if we don't find this Yeager family first.
Copy !req
713. Yeah, well, what if he goes
to the cops or the FBI?
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714. They know to hand him over.
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715. His world as he knows it is gone.
Copy !req
716. Well, bright side, you guys met.
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717. Where is he from?
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718. I told you, he's a driver from Texas.
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719. Texas?
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720. Where, Dublin, Texas?
Shamrock, Texas?
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721. So why does he sound
like a leprechaun'?
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722. You'd get your ass kicked in Ireland
for saying that.
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723. Well, we're not in Ireland,
Lucky Charms. We're in Texas.
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724. And so he drives?
What do you mean, he drives?
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725. Like, for a living?
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726. Yeah. At least he makes a living.
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727. Thank you.
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728. Look, I race rally cars.
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729. One driver.
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730. One navigator. Her.
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731. By the way, I'm totally legit.
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732. I just got picked up by Red Bull.
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733. And just so you know,
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734. my life savings
was in that car back there.
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735. - This is not happening.
- Oh, it definitely is.
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736. How old are you?
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737. Twenty.
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738. She's a 17-year-old girl.
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739. So we can work this two ways.
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740. One, I punch you right in the mouth
and you call the police on me.
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741. - Dad.
- Or two,
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742. I just call the cops on you
because this is illegal. She's a minor.
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743. We're protected by
the Romeo and Juliet laws.
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744. We dated for a little while.
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745. I was a sophomore,
and he was a senior. It's fine.
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746. No, it's not fine.
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747. We've got a preexisting
juvenile foundational relationship.
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748. - Statute 22.011.
- What?
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749. Texas statute?
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750. - That a real law?
- Yep.
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751. Romeo and Juliet, huh?
Copy !req
752. - You know how those two ended up?
- In love.
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753. Dead. Do your parents know about this?
Copy !req
754. Is your dad okay with you
dating a 17-year-old girl?
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755. He took off when I was five,
but if I ever bump into him, I'll ask him.
Copy !req
756. You know, Tessa,
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757. - I trusted you.
- To what?
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758. Never have fun, take a risk,
be a normal teenager, like you?
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759. I am your father, okay?
Copy !req
760. And I have been busting my ass
to take care of you.
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761. Is that what you were doing
when you brought home the truck?
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762. All you had to do was report it,
and now Lucas is dead.
Copy !req
763. And my life is over. Thank you.
Copy !req
764. You've taken real good care of me.
Copy !req
765. Please don't shoot me!
Copy !req
766. Please! Dad!
Copy !req
767. They were willing to kill her.
Copy !req
768. Then they still are.
Copy !req
769. Somebody somewhere gave
that order.
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770. I'm going to find some fingerprints.
Copy !req
771. Please!
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772. No!
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773. I'm an Autobot! I'm an Autobot!
Copy !req
774. Grab whatever you think
we can use for supplies.
Copy !req
775. Clothes, anything.
And take that computer.
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776. Let's go.
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777. This is not easy.
Copy !req
778. You know,
you don't suck at everything, Dad.
Copy !req
779. What the...
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780. I knew it.
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781. You told me he was no one.
Copy !req
782. Well,
Copy !req
783. this "no one" has our tech.
Copy !req
784. Calling all Autobots.
Copy !req
785. Calling all Autobots.
Copy !req
786. - Whoa! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
787. That was insane!
Copy !req
788. It was awesome,
but it was insane, right?
Copy !req
789. Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah!
Copy !req
790. He's back! He's alive!
Copy !req
791. Optimus is here!
Copy !req
792. At last. There is hope after all.
Copy !req
793. Yeah.
Copy !req
794. Mr. Leader of the Free Galaxy is back.
Copy !req
795. I knew you'd make it. I never doubted.
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796. We got your warning.
We've been waiting.
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797. Hell, yeah. Boom time.
We got the gang back together.
Copy !req
798. Humans have asked us
to play by their rules.
Copy !req
799. Well, the rules have just changed.
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800. Human beings,
bunch of backstabbin' weasels.
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801. Hound, find your inner compass.
Copy !req
802. Loyalty is but a flower
in the winds of fear and temptation.
Copy !req
803. What the hell are you saying?
Copy !req
804. - It's a haiku.
- Cut the crap,
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805. before I drop a grenade
down your throat.
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806. Try it, you'll be dead.
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807. Oh, please pull it. Please do it.
Copy !req
808. You know what,
it'll save us so much time.
Copy !req
809. Well, raise your hand
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810. if you're thoroughly disenchanted
with our little pleasant Earth vacation.
Copy !req
811. So, who's the stowaways?
Copy !req
812. Oh, whoa, hey, what's with the gun?
Copy !req
813. Stop. Hound, both of you.
Copy !req
814. They've risked their lives for mine.
Copy !req
815. We owe them.
Copy !req
816. So, there's been no sign of any others?
Copy !req
817. - Nada.
- We are all that's left.
Copy !req
818. They're picking us off,
one by one.
Copy !req
819. We're the pathetic, dirty foursome.
And you make five.
Copy !req
820. So that's our best-case scenario?
Copy !req
821. Autobot witness protection?
Copy !req
822. Hey, Speed Racer,
you're welcome to leave anytime.
Copy !req
823. Well, for the record, Superdad,
Copy !req
824. I'm not hiding with you.
I'm hiding out with that big guy.
Copy !req
825. Sensei, with your fate unknown,
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826. Bumblebee has held command,
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827. despite his complete
and total lack of anything
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828. resembling warrior discipline.
Copy !req
829. He's like a child.
Copy !req
830. This child is about to kick your ass.
Copy !req
831. He brings us shame.
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832. Cage fight.
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833. Smartass.
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834. What's the matter with them?
Copy !req
835. Am I the lone sage who sees through
Copy !req
836. this puppy-dog eyes act?
It's beneath you.
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837. Yes, I've been waiting
for them all to dispatch each other,
Copy !req
838. so I could take charge
with no trouble at all.
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839. Just me reporting to me.
Copy !req
840. Well, it sure looks like
you've been missed.
Copy !req
841. Autobots, Lockdown is hunting us
Copy !req
842. and humans are helping.
Copy !req
843. We need to know why.
Copy !req
844. Well, listen, I don't know why,
but I have an idea about who.
Copy !req
845. This drone I stole recorded footage
of an Autobot raid.
Copy !req
846. It's in pieces,
but watch what happens here.
Copy !req
847. Oh, that's Leadfoot.
Copy !req
848. They rip him apart.
Copy !req
849. Savages.
Copy !req
850. And later, this truck
comes to haul him off.
Copy !req
851. KSI. Kinetic Solutions.
Copy !req
852. Defense, aerospace,
government contracts.
Copy !req
853. They designed this drone.
Copy !req
854. So these government guys
just hunt you down,
Copy !req
855. and then pass you off to this KSI?
Copy !req
856. The company is headquartered
in Chicago.
Copy !req
857. That could be where they were taken.
Copy !req
858. No way to get inside without a battle.
Copy !req
859. Well, what if you had
some human help?
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860. - What, are you two partners now?
- Sweetie, we're targets now, too.
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861. We need to know why
or we'll never get our lives back.
Copy !req
862. Autobots,
Copy !req
863. I have sworn to never kill humans.
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864. Big mistake.
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865. But when I find out who's behind this,
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866. he's going to die.
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867. Hooah!
Copy !req
868. There's a full-on
manhunt out for us,
Copy !req
869. so we have some new rules.
Copy !req
870. Anyone who has got a badge
is not our friend.
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871. We're gonna divide and conquer.
Copy !req
872. You two in charge of stealing food
and the essentials. And nothing else.
Copy !req
873. Chicago KSI headquarters
is like a fortress.
Copy !req
874. I'm gonna find a way
into their top-secret military wing.
Copy !req
875. Find something to blackmail
this company and the government.
Copy !req
876. We're gonna get our freedom back.
Copy !req
877. Good morning, Mr. Joyce.
Copy !req
878. What was that sound?
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879. That's "the" sound.
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880. That you asked for.
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881. No, I asked for boundless.
Transcendent.
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882. When you walk through a door
in this building,
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883. it should sound like
you've stepped into the future.
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884. Present.
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885. Say it.
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886. Future.
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887. The past is history. The present is past.
Copy !req
888. The future is now.
Copy !req
889. Why can't I get in touch with you?
Copy !req
890. Don't you realize
what the Arctic find means?
Copy !req
891. You know that story
we were all told as children
Copy !req
892. about a giant asteroid
that struck the Earth
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893. millions of years ago
and wiped out the dinosaurs?
Copy !req
894. - Vaguely.
- We were wrong.
Copy !req
895. This metal caused the great extinction.
Copy !req
896. How and why, I can't yet say.
Copy !req
897. But carbon dating puts it
at 65 million years B.C.
Copy !req
898. This ore you've got us digging for
is a lot more dangerous than you think.
Copy !req
899. And my people...
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900. Darcy, I think that you've been
out in the field for far too long.
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901. Why don't we discuss dinosaurs
over dinner?
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902. - Ribs?
- Not a chance.
Copy !req
903. You have no idea
what's been happening here.
Copy !req
904. We're about to make the quantum leap.
Copy !req
905. A rare-earth metal.
Copy !req
906. Molecularly unstable.
Copy !req
907. Industrial uses, none.
Copy !req
908. And then the aliens came.
Copy !req
909. And we made the connection.
Copy !req
910. It's what they're made of.
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911. It's the Holy Grail.
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912. "Transformium."
That's what we're calling it.
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913. Focus-grouped. Catchy.
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914. - Trademarked.
- Yeah.
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915. This is the greatest advance
in modern physics
Copy !req
916. since the splitting of the atom.
Copy !req
917. It's programmable matter.
Copy !req
918. And now, we've mapped its genome.
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919. - I.
- Now you've mapped its genome.
Copy !req
920. And now we can begin to give it
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921. instructions.
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922. This is extremely good.
Copy !req
923. Watch this.
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924. We can change anything into anything.
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925. Sensual, almost. Don't you think?
Copy !req
926. Do you like music?
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927. The Pill.
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928. Perhaps something a little more violent?
Copy !req
929. Oh, my God. You've done it.
Copy !req
930. In aerospace, the military...
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931. We will own the entire robotics industry.
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932. All exploration.
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933. The oceans. Space. Everything.
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934. Wembley. What is this?
Copy !req
935. The jellyfish commercial
that you wanted.
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936. You said they were erotic yet deadly,
like women.
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937. I never said that.
Copy !req
938. - Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
Copy !req
939. I definitely heard you say it
Copy !req
940. 'cause you were talking
about your ex-girlfriend,
Copy !req
941. who was sexy, but a bitch.
Copy !req
942. Please don't eat on the tour.
Copy !req
943. Is that her?
Copy !req
944. Hey, I found a whole bunch
of boxes of clothes.
Copy !req
945. So, sweetie, you can get some
long pants, nice, loose-fitting ones,
Copy !req
946. and lose the short shorts, okay?
What'd you guys get?
Copy !req
947. It's protein.
Copy !req
948. Look, I said the essentials, okay?
Copy !req
949. It wasn't easy. We almost got caught.
Copy !req
950. You stole mouthwash?
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951. I like to be fresh
when I'm making out with your daughter.
Copy !req
952. That's funny.
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953. Yeah, that's not happening ever.
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954. Ever?
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955. This is our military prototype, Galvatron.
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956. I don't understand it.
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957. This is the fifth iteration.
Copy !req
958. Why does he keep turning out like this?
Copy !req
959. It's just some bugs in the final render.
Copy !req
960. I modeled Galvatron
after Optimus Prime.
Copy !req
961. Why does he keep looking
like Megatron?
Copy !req
962. Rendering sequence
is almost finished. Stand by.
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963. Simple coding.
Copy !req
964. Algorithms!
Copy !req
965. Math!
Copy !req
966. Why can't we make
what we want to make,
Copy !req
967. the way we want to make it?
Copy !req
968. Why?
Copy !req
969. And does that look
like a consumer-friendly face to you?
Copy !req
970. And what about that
big hole in the chest?
Copy !req
971. I think it's bad-ass. I like it.
Copy !req
972. - Love it.
- Well, I hate it.
Copy !req
973. Oh, here he is.
Copy !req
974. That bald-headed Doc Frankenstein.
Copy !req
975. Ma'am, this is not legal.
This is illegal experimentation.
Copy !req
976. Aliens would never do this to people!
Copy !req
977. Eat you, kill you, maybe, but that's it.
Copy !req
978. This ain't right!
Nobody puts baby in a box!
Copy !req
979. Ahhh!
Copy !req
980. This is worse than waterboarding!
Copy !req
981. This little gentleman
has been translating for us
Copy !req
982. all the information
that comes from these two heads.
Copy !req
983. Their history, their science, everything.
Copy !req
984. - Is that Megatron?
- Precisely.
Copy !req
985. Where did you get all this?
Copy !req
986. Special government contract.
Copy !req
987. Now we know everything
about Transformers.
Copy !req
988. And now at long last
we can build them ourselves.
Copy !req
989. And we can build them better.
Copy !req
990. Yeah, that's good, Bee. That'll get us in.
Copy !req
991. A couple times a day,
these guys are moving
Copy !req
992. in vehicle shipments into KSI
for something called "scanning-"
Copy !req
993. Major security all over.
Copy !req
994. So our best shot at getting in
is a back classified research entrance.
Copy !req
995. I'm gonna drive in with Bee
tomorrow morning.
Copy !req
996. Excuse me.
Copy !req
997. There's no smooching
in front of me, okay?
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998. You're so square.
Who even says "smooching"?
Copy !req
999. I tell you, no respect.
Copy !req
1000. It's just impossible sometimes.
Copy !req
1001. Yeah. I went through that
with Bumblebee.
Copy !req
1002. Calm down. Calm down.
Copy !req
1003. You know, at a time like this,
Copy !req
1004. the idea is to keep cool, not look cool,
so why don't you lose the glasses?
Copy !req
1005. About a month ago,
Copy !req
1006. Middle of the night,
I thought I heard noises in my house.
Copy !req
1007. Was that you?
Copy !req
1008. What? Come on. No way.
Copy !req
1009. Don't lie to me, kid.
Copy !req
1010. You see that guy with the gun out there?
Copy !req
1011. There's so many guys with guns.
Copy !req
1012. Let's get out of the car and tell him
Copy !req
1013. we're about to break in
and it's your idea,
Copy !req
1014. 'cause I don't care.
I'm old, I've already lived long enough.
Copy !req
1015. You have a really bad habit
Copy !req
1016. of having these conversations
at the wrong time, man.
Copy !req
1017. You want to come clean
or you want me to make a mess?
Copy !req
1018. Sir, can I talk to you
for a second, please?
Copy !req
1019. It was me, it was me,
it was me, it was me.
Copy !req
1020. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1021. - Taking it in for scanning?
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1022. All right. You're good to go.
Copy !req
1023. I'm literally gonna kill you.
Copy !req
1024. Scanning in bay three.
Copy !req
1025. We took old, alien technology
Copy !req
1026. and made it better in every way.
Copy !req
1027. Introducing Stinger.
Copy !req
1028. KSI. We make the world.
Copy !req
1029. That is a bad-ass robot.
Copy !req
1030. He kind of looks like you, Bee.
Copy !req
1031. Here is the past. And now the future.
Copy !req
1032. They're trying to build
their own versions.
Copy !req
1033. Well, at least they're picking cooler cars
than this.
Copy !req
1034. You talk to me like that?
Copy !req
1035. Bee, stop!
Copy !req
1036. You see what happens
from being a wiseass?
Copy !req
1037. - Now get out of here.
Copy !req
1038. Stinger, inspired by Bumblebee,
Copy !req
1039. but better in every way.
Copy !req
1040. Son of a...
Copy !req
1041. No, no! You gotta calm down.
Copy !req
1042. - He's crazy!
- Stop!
Copy !req
1043. Bumblebee! Bee, stop going psycho!
Copy !req
1044. OUR FACTORY DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH
TRANSFORMIUM FOR PRODUCTION...
Copy !req
1045. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KEEP
YOUR PROMISE TO SUPPLY IT.
Copy !req
1046. My delicate flower, I can't
understand you when you're angry.
Copy !req
1047. Actually, I don't really understand you
at all.
Copy !req
1048. Our entire factory
is up and running...
Copy !req
1049. Excuse me one second. Hey!
Copy !req
1050. Hey, you two! Grease monkeys.
Copy !req
1051. What the hell is going on here? Huh?
Copy !req
1052. What's with this vintage crap?
Copy !req
1053. We're not scanning collector car junk.
Copy !req
1054. What do you think it is
that we make here? Hmm?
Copy !req
1055. We make poetry. We're poets.
Copy !req
1056. All right? You work for me,
you get one mistake. One. Understood?
Copy !req
1057. - It won't happen again.
- It certainly won't.
Copy !req
1058. So let's get this pathetic thing
out of here.
Copy !req
1059. And you, too.
Copy !req
1060. So sorry. So sorry.
Copy !req
1061. Let's move on.
Copy !req
1062. Watch him.
I'm going to see what I can find.
Copy !req
1063. Quietly get out of here.
Copy !req
1064. I swear. I swear.
I can't bear it when you're angry.
Copy !req
1065. You know how it upsets me.
Copy !req
1066. Bee, you gotta calm down right now.
Copy !req
1067. I'm perfectly calm, dude.
Copy !req
1068. You gotta breathe,
or just do whatever it is that you do.
Copy !req
1069. I'm calm. I'm calm.
I'm not even touching it.
Copy !req
1070. Okay, I'm barely touching it.
I'm barely touching it.
Copy !req
1071. Oh, my God.
Turn back into a car right now!
Copy !req
1072. Get out of my face, all right?
Copy !req
1073. Our design team
Copy !req
1074. started with the Bumblebee.
Copy !req
1075. But really,
this alien's design was decrepit
Copy !req
1076. and, let's face it, antique.
Copy !req
1077. What the...
Copy !req
1078. - Don't take it personally, Bee.
- Kind of old and ratty.
Copy !req
1079. You mean ugly.
Copy !req
1080. - Oh, hell, no!
- No! No!
Copy !req
1081. You think you're better than me!
Copy !req
1082. Yee-hah!
Copy !req
1083. What did you touch?
Copy !req
1084. Uh...
Copy !req
1085. I told you, homeboy
Can't touch this
Copy !req
1086. My office in 15 minutes.
Copy !req
1087. This is dissection room seven.
Copy !req
1088. Galvatron,
render postmortem number 12.
Copy !req
1089. Continued head disfigurement
at event number 32.
Copy !req
1090. So what about the deal? Is it done?
Copy !req
1091. Did you get the Seed?
Copy !req
1092. We get it
when the bounty hunter gets Prime.
Copy !req
1093. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1094. Meanwhile,
there has been a complication.
Copy !req
1095. A what?
Copy !req
1096. No, no.
Copy !req
1097. At KSI, we don't use words like that.
Copy !req
1098. A civilian harboring the Autobots has
hacked into one of your mini-drones.
Copy !req
1099. Meaning, they may know
of your involvement.
Copy !req
1100. What?
Copy !req
1101. That was a little bit intense.
Copy !req
1102. I need more Transformium, and
I need it now, to build more prototypes.
Copy !req
1103. You tell your alien bounty hunter
Copy !req
1104. that I have staked my company
on this deal.
Copy !req
1105. And I have merely staked my life.
Copy !req
1106. Hey, you came to me on this,
remember?
Copy !req
1107. You retire from the CIA,
Copy !req
1108. you get a seven-figure piece
of my company, and you and I
Copy !req
1109. revolutionize national defense together.
Copy !req
1110. But, Attinger, buddy, for both our sakes,
Copy !req
1111. you need to deliver
Copy !req
1112. the Seed.
Copy !req
1113. I'm in. Can you see my camera?
Copy !req
1114. They're melting Ratchet.
Copy !req
1115. They slaughtered Ratchet!
Copy !req
1116. I'm gonna tear them apart!
Copy !req
1117. Metal.
Copy !req
1118. Just metal.
That's what I always thought of them.
Copy !req
1119. Well, they're not.
Copy !req
1120. They're living things,
with souls like ours.
Copy !req
1121. Once, I spoke to one.
Copy !req
1122. And you're working with Transformium?
Copy !req
1123. Uh, yeah, that's what I do. I am.
Copy !req
1124. I'm out there digging for it.
There's just not much left to find.
Copy !req
1125. So that's how badly
you boys need more, huh?
Copy !req
1126. Reduced to melting
evil old Decepticons down.
Copy !req
1127. No. That's an Autobot there.
Copy !req
1128. The ones who fought for us.
Copy !req
1129. - I've got this taken care of from here.
- Right.
Copy !req
1130. Same badge code scanned
at two separate gates.
Copy !req
1131. I'm having the classified area
locked down now.
Copy !req
1132. Check that guy.
Copy !req
1133. Hey!
Copy !req
1134. Stop right there!
Copy !req
1135. Stop!
Copy !req
1136. Freeze!
Copy !req
1137. Up against the wall.
Copy !req
1138. All right.
Copy !req
1139. Corporate espionage.
That's a very serious crime, Mr. Yeager.
Copy !req
1140. Wow.
Copy !req
1141. Look, I want a lawyer.
Copy !req
1142. The Justice Department.
Somebody I can trust.
Copy !req
1143. I'm just trying to protect my family,
okay?
Copy !req
1144. Not from your company,
from the government.
Copy !req
1145. Mr. Yeager,
Copy !req
1146. who do you think I work for?
Copy !req
1147. You're trying to protect your family,
that's admirable.
Copy !req
1148. I'm trying to defend the nation
from alien war.
Copy !req
1149. We've had a taste
of what that looks like,
Copy !req
1150. and we are not gonna tolerate another.
Now...
Copy !req
1151. There is a version of this conversation
where you get to go back to your barn,
Copy !req
1152. your daughter
gets to graduate with honors,
Copy !req
1153. and life as you know it will go on.
Copy !req
1154. You have no idea
what you're involved with here.
Copy !req
1155. Really?
Copy !req
1156. What's the other version
of this conversation?
Copy !req
1157. The one when you send in
the hired help to murder my little girl?
Copy !req
1158. Or you gonna man up
and do it yourself?
Copy !req
1159. What's your preference?
Copy !req
1160. I'm going to ask you this once.
Copy !req
1161. Where is Optimus Prime?
Copy !req
1162. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
1163. We're moving. Basement.
Copy !req
1164. They're here.
Copy !req
1165. Get out! All of you!
Copy !req
1166. Science fair's over, meatbags!
Copy !req
1167. - Destroy the lab!
- Move, move, move, move!
Copy !req
1168. Look out! Look out!
Copy !req
1169. Destroy it all!
Copy !req
1170. Danger! Security breach!
Danger...
Copy !req
1171. Guys! It's me!
Copy !req
1172. Break me out of this Frankenstein box!
Copy !req
1173. Hey!
Copy !req
1174. Hey!
Copy !req
1175. Hey!
Copy !req
1176. Stop!
Copy !req
1177. That's company property!
Copy !req
1178. They're not your property!
Copy !req
1179. They were my friends.
Copy !req
1180. Oh, you ain't talking so much now!
You got Hound in front of you, huh?
Copy !req
1181. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1182. Show us your true colors,
once and for all.
Copy !req
1183. Just give me the word, I'll splatter him.
Copy !req
1184. Why don't you tell Itchy Fingers here
that this is all the spoils of war.
Copy !req
1185. Dead metal.
Copy !req
1186. Innovation. What we do here is science.
Copy !req
1187. Because if we don't do it,
somebody else will.
Copy !req
1188. Because you cannot stop technology!
Copy !req
1189. We're not your technology!
Copy !req
1190. Let me vaporize his ass.
Copy !req
1191. I broke the code.
I own your whole genome.
Copy !req
1192. The world will know
what you're doing here.
Copy !req
1193. The world? The world will approve.
Copy !req
1194. We can make you now.
Copy !req
1195. Don't you get it?
We don't need you anymore.
Copy !req
1196. That was cruel.
Copy !req
1197. Autobots,
Copy !req
1198. we're done.
Copy !req
1199. We're done?
We're not gonna kick a little bit of ass?
Copy !req
1200. I've been itching
to kill something lately.
Copy !req
1201. This is our chance.
We have to stop him.
Copy !req
1202. You have to stop him.
Copy !req
1203. It's never been tested in the field.
Copy !req
1204. Labs, military bases,
but not on civilian streets.
Copy !req
1205. Down there
a Defense Department contract
Copy !req
1206. was just attacked in a terrorist attack.
Copy !req
1207. This is now a CIA military op.
Copy !req
1208. You're indemnified. Respond!
Copy !req
1209. Let's go.
Copy !req
1210. KSI Chicago, closest live sat, patch it in.
Copy !req
1211. Been an unprovoked Autobot attack.
Copy !req
1212. Bring up Galvatron.
Copy !req
1213. Transforming Galvatron.
Copy !req
1214. Galvatron coming online.
Copy !req
1215. Bring up Stinger.
Copy !req
1216. Stinger coming online.
Copy !req
1217. Let's show these alien terrorists
what an upgrade looks like.
Copy !req
1218. Galvatron and Stinger are moving
Copy !req
1219. to intercept targets.
Copy !req
1220. Reapers.
Five targets in the open. Good picture.
Copy !req
1221. Two miles to intercept.
Copy !req
1222. 200 meters.
Copy !req
1223. Engage.
Copy !req
1224. Transform.
Copy !req
1225. Whoa.
Copy !req
1226. We are programming this, right?
Copy !req
1227. Yes. Mostly.
Copy !req
1228. Systems seem to have malfunctioned.
Copy !req
1229. Targeting five bogeys.
Copy !req
1230. Engaging rockets.
Copy !req
1231. Missiles away.
Copy !req
1232. Gotta haul ass, Bee! Come on!
Copy !req
1233. Stinger is in pursuit.
Copy !req
1234. Misfire, misfire! Misfire, misfire!
Copy !req
1235. System failure.
Galvatron just fired four rockets.
Copy !req
1236. Whoa! They're shooting at us!
Copy !req
1237. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Watch out! What are you doing?
Copy !req
1238. Argh!
Copy !req
1239. What was that?
Copy !req
1240. We need a full medical team now.
Possible civilian casualties.
Copy !req
1241. I mean, you got a lot of people
in the crossfire here. I don't like...
Copy !req
1242. You're making history here.
For your country, for the world.
Copy !req
1243. Human freedom is at stake.
Copy !req
1244. Innocent people die all the time.
Copy !req
1245. Come on, Optimus!
Copy !req
1246. Tessa!
Copy !req
1247. Make him fight. Don't let him go down.
Copy !req
1248. Make him fight!
Copy !req
1249. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Copy !req
1250. Tessa!
Copy !req
1251. Tessa!
Copy !req
1252. Tessa, run to the field!
Copy !req
1253. You have no soul!
Copy !req
1254. That is why I have no fear!
Copy !req
1255. You die!
Copy !req
1256. Help me!
Copy !req
1257. What is that?
Copy !req
1258. That's my asset. Pull Galvatron back.
Copy !req
1259. Do it.
Copy !req
1260. I got to go get her.
Copy !req
1261. Tessa!
Copy !req
1262. Don't go out there! He'll kill you!
Copy !req
1263. - She needs my help!
- She's hidden!
Copy !req
1264. Optimus! Optimus, get up, get up!
Copy !req
1265. I can't. Get out of here.
Copy !req
1266. I feel sorry for you, Prime.
Your allegiance to these humans.
Copy !req
1267. The trouble with loyalty to a cause
is that the cause will always betray you.
Copy !req
1268. Who sent you here?
Copy !req
1269. Where do you think you came from?
Copy !req
1270. You think you were born?
Copy !req
1271. No. You were built.
Copy !req
1272. And your creators want you back.
Copy !req
1273. We all work for someone.
Copy !req
1274. No, no.
Copy !req
1275. No.
Copy !req
1276. It's got her!
Copy !req
1277. - She's in the car!
- Tessa!
Copy !req
1278. - No!
- Tessa!
Copy !req
1279. Dad!
Copy !req
1280. Tessa, get out!
Copy !req
1281. Get out!
Copy !req
1282. Tessa!
Copy !req
1283. Get out! Tessa!
Copy !req
1284. Dad, help me!
Copy !req
1285. - Tessa!
- Help me, help me! Dad! Dad!
Copy !req
1286. Dad!
Copy !req
1287. - Dad!
- Tessa! Break the glass!
Copy !req
1288. - Break the glass to get out!
- I'm trying!
Copy !req
1289. - Tessa, I can't hold on!
- Dad!
Copy !req
1290. Tessa!
Copy !req
1291. - Help me!
- Just break it! Break the glass!
Copy !req
1292. Tess...
Copy !req
1293. Cade, warn the Autobots!
Copy !req
1294. Dad, help me! Don't leave me!
Copy !req
1295. No!
Copy !req
1296. Take that human to the trash.
Copy !req
1297. Mr. Secretary.
Copy !req
1298. My team is on the way.
This is a CIA operation.
Copy !req
1299. This is my asset.
Copy !req
1300. Tell the military to stand down.
Copy !req
1301. Hang on, I have the White House.
Copy !req
1302. Agent, hello!
Copy !req
1303. Oh, my goodness.
Copy !req
1304. Boy, is it a flurry of excitement
over here at the White House.
Copy !req
1305. Everybody is super, super mad. At me.
Copy !req
1306. So, I went over my notes
from our last meeting,
Copy !req
1307. and I'm not sure
when you said anything about
Copy !req
1308. a "giant alien warship
over Michigan Avenue."
Copy !req
1309. Tell the President this is not an attack.
Copy !req
1310. Remember this ship, Prime?
Copy !req
1311. Built for all you Knights,
you great crusaders,
Copy !req
1312. to explore the universe.
Copy !req
1313. Well, I commandeered it.
It's my personal prison now.
Copy !req
1314. Optimus?
Copy !req
1315. Welcome back
to the Knights' Temenos, Prime.
Copy !req
1316. You have disgraced it.
Copy !req
1317. Join your fellow rebels, fugitive scum.
Copy !req
1318. It's for the rarest of specimens.
The worst of the worst.
Copy !req
1319. It's taken centuries,
Copy !req
1320. but I've collected all the Knights but you.
Copy !req
1321. The creators want to sweep
their chessboard clean.
Copy !req
1322. I'm slave to no one.
Copy !req
1323. All this species mixing with species.
Copy !req
1324. It upsets the cosmic balance.
Copy !req
1325. The creators, they don't like it.
Copy !req
1326. They built you to do what you were told.
Copy !req
1327. Why hasn't it taken off yet?
Copy !req
1328. Come on, Bee, it's descending.
You got to get on it!
Copy !req
1329. Savoy, mission accomplished.
Copy !req
1330. Lockdown has Prime.
The deal's going down now.
Copy !req
1331. Picking up the Seed at the recon point.
Copy !req
1332. Nest, Talon.
L.Z. appears clear.
Copy !req
1333. Much as I've enjoyed the hunt,
Copy !req
1334. I won't miss your wretched planet.
Copy !req
1335. Our deal is done.
One Prime for one Seed.
Copy !req
1336. Handle it with care.
Copy !req
1337. I trust your species is ready.
Copy !req
1338. Don't worry about our species.
Copy !req
1339. Farewell, Earth.
Copy !req
1340. Come on, come on!
Copy !req
1341. Bee, come on!
Copy !req
1342. It's a bad idea.
But I'm all about bad ideas.
Copy !req
1343. Let's go!
Copy !req
1344. Well, let's rock.
Copy !req
1345. This is crazy.
Copy !req
1346. Look, you wanna cut and run,
you better do it now.
Copy !req
1347. I'm gonna die trying.
Copy !req
1348. Hey, I'm not here to help you
get your daughter.
Copy !req
1349. You're here to help me get my girlfriend.
Copy !req
1350. Engage dark-matter drives. Full power.
Copy !req
1351. We're behind enemy lines now.
Copy !req
1352. Lockdown's ship has booby traps.
Eyes open.
Copy !req
1353. Beware of his bone grinders,
brain blinders, flesh peelers,
Copy !req
1354. chromosomal inverters,
Copy !req
1355. catatonic sludge, black hole trapdoors,
and, of course, radiation.
Copy !req
1356. We must be quick.
We have the element of surprise.
Copy !req
1357. Let's try to use violence as a last resort.
Copy !req
1358. Oh, get it!
Copy !req
1359. I kill you! Kill you!
Copy !req
1360. Ugh. I hate those things.
Copy !req
1361. - That's freaky.
- He's not alive anymore.
Copy !req
1362. Well, we looked.
They're not here. Let's go.
Copy !req
1363. What'? Hey, I'm not going
anywhere without Tessa.
Copy !req
1364. I'm unclear. What's in it for me?
Copy !req
1365. What's in it for you?
Copy !req
1366. Easy. Let's use words.
Copy !req
1367. What's in it for you is I don't kill you.
Copy !req
1368. We're getting the boss back.
And the girl. Copy?
Copy !req
1369. Okay, okay.
Very persuasive. Textbook machismo.
Copy !req
1370. Well, then.
We'll need to sabotage something.
Copy !req
1371. Better hurry. Because dark-matter
drives are preparing to take off.
Copy !req
1372. - Oh, wonderful.
- I give us 10 minutes.
Copy !req
1373. Is that what that sound is?
The engines filling up'?
Copy !req
1374. Are you telling me
that thing's gonna be...
Copy !req
1375. This is gonna be flying out of here
in 10 minutes?
Copy !req
1376. Uh-huh.
- Ten minutes?
Copy !req
1377. Could be nine. Worst case, seven.
Copy !req
1378. - Humans, search the cell blocks.
- We're wasting time, let's go.
Copy !req
1379. - We'll find the center core.
- Let's move.
Copy !req
1380. We're gonna stop this nightmare ship.
Copy !req
1381. We're never gonna find her
in this huge ship.
Copy !req
1382. Like a needle in a haystack.
Copy !req
1383. Tessa!
Copy !req
1384. Great. Great.
Copy !req
1385. Oh, that was smooth.
Copy !req
1386. No, that was really smooth,
letting everybody know we're here.
Copy !req
1387. Now they're gonna be looking for us.
Copy !req
1388. Better hurry, Crosshairs,
before we go into space!
Copy !req
1389. Ah. Here's the little jujube right here.
Copy !req
1390. Hello, Mama.
Copy !req
1391. Who fired the anchors?
Copy !req
1392. Who's on my ship?
We have a loose prisoner.
Copy !req
1393. Hurry up. We got like six minutes.
Copy !req
1394. We'll find her.
Copy !req
1395. Hold up.
Copy !req
1396. Back up.
Copy !req
1397. Come on, these things
are gonna find us. Hurry, hide.
Copy !req
1398. Whoa!
Copy !req
1399. Weapons!
Copy !req
1400. Come here. Help me. Hurry, hurry.
Copy !req
1401. Help me up.
Copy !req
1402. There are some weird sounds out there.
Copy !req
1403. - What is that?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1404. You ready?
Copy !req
1405. Run.
Copy !req
1406. Oh!
Copy !req
1407. All right, we're not going down
without a fight.
Copy !req
1408. They turn that corner,
and we're gonna take them.
Copy !req
1409. You ready
or you gonna bitch out on me?
Copy !req
1410. No, I got your back.
Copy !req
1411. - Are you ready?
- Absolutely.
Copy !req
1412. Don't bitch out on me.
Are you ready?
Copy !req
1413. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1414. Whoa, okay! I surrender!
I surrender! I surrender!
Copy !req
1415. I'm so sorry! I'm so, so, so sorry!
Copy !req
1416. What'd you do? How'd you do that?
Copy !req
1417. I have no idea!
Copy !req
1418. You no-good, chickenshit little rat!
Copy !req
1419. Look at that. You see that? Oh!
Copy !req
1420. Whoa!
Copy !req
1421. You stay here, Lucky Charms!
Copy !req
1422. Oh, man. I am so gonna patent this shit.
Copy !req
1423. Ew!
Copy !req
1424. Tess!
Copy !req
1425. Dad! Help me!
Copy !req
1426. Hey!
Copy !req
1427. - Tess?
- Tess!
Copy !req
1428. Come on, move, move!
Copy !req
1429. Tessa!
Copy !req
1430. Shane, I love you! I love you!
You saved me! You saved me!
Copy !req
1431. I know. I know.
Copy !req
1432. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
1433. - Thank you. You saved me.
- Oh, yeah, he saved you. Yeah.
Copy !req
1434. Yeah.
Copy !req
1435. I think you and Mr. "I Surrender"
have a lot to catch up about, sweetie.
Copy !req
1436. He saved me, too.
You should have seen him in there.
Copy !req
1437. I mean, our hero. Let's go. Now.
Copy !req
1438. - Eyes open.
- I almost got it.
Copy !req
1439. Big boy coming through!
Move, move, move.
Copy !req
1440. Whoa!
Copy !req
1441. This has got to be
the Supermax. Watch the corners.
Copy !req
1442. There's a lot of cages.
Copy !req
1443. Oh, yeah.
Creepy critters in here.
Copy !req
1444. I don't want to know
what's in the big cage.
Copy !req
1445. - What's this?
- Hound, don't do it.
Copy !req
1446. Aw, you don't look
very dangerous in there.
Copy !req
1447. Oh, that's festering ugliness.
Copy !req
1448. I'm hit! I'm down! It's melting!
Copy !req
1449. It burns!
Copy !req
1450. Ugh, I think it's acid!
Copy !req
1451. Ah, nuts. It's just shizzle.
Copy !req
1452. I hope that's not contagious.
Copy !req
1453. I got to hurt you now.
You're just too disturbing to live.
Copy !req
1454. Take that, bitch!
Copy !req
1455. Oh! You're dead.
Copy !req
1456. - Hound!
- He's alive!
Copy !req
1457. Hold on, boss, we're coming!
Copy !req
1458. - Optimus, sound off!
- In here, quick!
Copy !req
1459. Han on,
we're comin for you!
Copy !req
1460. The arms of this Knight Ship detach!
Copy !req
1461. We can break free! It's a separate ship!
Hurry!
Copy !req
1462. Where's the cockpit? Right or left?
Copy !req
1463. - Right!
- I'm on it, boss.
Copy !req
1464. Hurry. We have no time.
Copy !req
1465. Sensei.
Copy !req
1466. Let's rock! I always wanted
to fly one of these things.
Copy !req
1467. I'm there, boss!
Copy !req
1468. Hey, Yeager Technologies,
Copy !req
1469. you gonna invent us
a way out of this one?
Copy !req
1470. Oh!
Copy !req
1471. - Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1472. I am not doing this.
Copy !req
1473. - I am not doing that.
- Yes, we are.
Copy !req
1474. No, it's good. It's stable. Come on.
Copy !req
1475. No way.
Copy !req
1476. Sweetie, you know why I'm here?
I'm here to protect you.
Copy !req
1477. You've done great at that.
Copy !req
1478. I want you to trust me right now.
We're getting down. Let's go.
Copy !req
1479. Don't look down, okay? Step.
See, it's easy. Come on.
Copy !req
1480. Careful, these cables
are starting to get thinner here!
Copy !req
1481. - Step. Step. There.
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1482. See, don't look down!
All right? Don't look down.
Copy !req
1483. We're gonna be at the building
in no time!
Copy !req
1484. You okay, Tess?
Copy !req
1485. Keep stepping.
Copy !req
1486. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, Dad! Oh!
Copy !req
1487. All right, sweetie.
You need to keep moving here, okay?
Copy !req
1488. - Come on!
- I can't.
Copy !req
1489. I'm freaking out.
Copy !req
1490. You need to move now!
Copy !req
1491. I'm not moving!
I'm going back to the ship!
Copy !req
1492. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
1493. You can't go back to the ship, honey!
Copy !req
1494. Watch me!
Copy !req
1495. You are not 18 years old yet
and you're gonna do what I say!
Copy !req
1496. Now let's go!
Copy !req
1497. We need to go this way, okay.
Not that way.
Copy !req
1498. Talk to her, Romeo! Now!
Copy !req
1499. Come on, for God's sake.
Copy !req
1500. Do not start with me.
Copy !req
1501. Oh, my God, what is that?
Copy !req
1502. All right, Tessa.
Copy !req
1503. Don't look back.
Copy !req
1504. Well, don't say that to me.
Now I want to turn around.
Copy !req
1505. It's nothing major, sweetie.
Copy !req
1506. Well, that means it's totally major!
Copy !req
1507. I'm gonna have to point this gun
in your direction.
Copy !req
1508. It's gonna feel like it's in
your direction, but I'm not.
Copy !req
1509. - You better hurry.
- Are you trying to kill me?
Copy !req
1510. I had to bust my ass
to get up here on this spaceship!
Copy !req
1511. - Shoot it!
- Get down now!
Copy !req
1512. Tessa, wait!
I'm coming for you! Tessa! Oh!
Copy !req
1513. - Oh, my God!
- I'm coming!
Copy !req
1514. Hold on!
Copy !req
1515. You're the best, Bee! You are the best.
Copy !req
1516. You damn right! And don't ever forget it.
Copy !req
1517. You see that? Look at me!
We're off the ship, right?
Copy !req
1518. Bumblebee!
Bumblebee! Friendly!
Copy !req
1519. Enemy ships are coming in hot.
Get on! Get on!
Copy !req
1520. Oh!
Copy !req
1521. Hold your knickers, I'm punching it!
Copy !req
1522. They got three ships on them!
Copy !req
1523. I'm giving it the juice!
Copy !req
1524. Come on, Bee, take them out!
Copy !req
1525. Good move, Bee!
Copy !req
1526. This one's for you, A-holes!
Copy !req
1527. If you're gonna do something,
you better do it!
Copy !req
1528. Come on!
Copy !req
1529. I'm sick of this crap. You fly. I shoot.
Copy !req
1530. Hey, you better let me fire
this big-ass gun
Copy !req
1531. - and make this ship go faster!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1532. Listen up! Crash course. Tracer guns.
Copy !req
1533. Punch forward to fire,
slide back to reload.
Copy !req
1534. What?
Copy !req
1535. Punch, hold, slide, repeat.
Punch, hold, slide, repeat.
Copy !req
1536. Wait. What're you talking about?
Copy !req
1537. - I don't know what he means.
- Good luck.
Copy !req
1538. Where are you going?
Copy !req
1539. To lay some hate.
Copy !req
1540. - Say it!
- Okay.
Copy !req
1541. Punch, hold, slide, repeat.
Copy !req
1542. Punch, hold, slide, repeat.
Copy !req
1543. - Go!
Copy !req
1544. Yeah, I got one! Whoo!
Copy !req
1545. These alien guns kick ass!
Copy !req
1546. Come on, he's on us!
Copy !req
1547. Bee, you gotta move! Duck!
Copy !req
1548. Bee, fire the gun!
Copy !req
1549. BUMBLEBEE'. Uh-Oh!
Copy !req
1550. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1551. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1552. That was insane!
Copy !req
1553. Tess, you okay?
Copy !req
1554. Okay. Sir?
Copy !req
1555. You better have insurance!
Copy !req
1556. Insurance?
Copy !req
1557. It's a freaking spaceship.
Copy !req
1558. You go get insurance
on a freaking spaceship.
Copy !req
1559. Good luck with that, buddy.
Copy !req
1560. Is this your car? Huh?
Copy !req
1561. Sweetie, hand me my alien gun.
Copy !req
1562. Here you go.
Copy !req
1563. Come here.
Copy !req
1564. - Trust your dad.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1565. Prepare for interstellar launch.
Copy !req
1566. We're almost ready to separate.
We're almost there.
Copy !req
1567. - Hurry, he's launching!
- All over it, chief.
Copy !req
1568. Lockdown will be in deep space
before he realizes I'm gone.
Copy !req
1569. I'm a sucky pilot, but
let's give it a whirl.
Copy !req
1570. Hell, yeah!
Copy !req
1571. You CIA guys are really subtle.
Copy !req
1572. What a deft hand.
I'm sure nobody noticed all that.
Copy !req
1573. Look. In a few minutes, there are
gonna be feds all over this place,
Copy !req
1574. and I don't want them
finding our Holy Grail.
Copy !req
1575. So we're gonna take all our R&D,
we're moving it to our China facility.
Copy !req
1576. Yeah.
Copy !req
1577. I want you to bring me the Seed,
but I want you to bring it to me there.
Copy !req
1578. Mr. Joshua, I would not describe
your product testing as perfected.
Copy !req
1579. We have plenty of time
for improvements in China.
Copy !req
1580. Sir, Galvatron. He was...
Copy !req
1581. A fiasco.
Copy !req
1582. A farrago. An embarrassment.
Copy !req
1583. And he spoke. How did that happen?
Copy !req
1584. Do you know what a flaw is, Wembley?
A flaw?
Copy !req
1585. A flaw is a total failure.
Copy !req
1586. I did not have control over my prototype,
and I want to know why!
Copy !req
1587. Let's give Bumblebee the good news.
We got a ship now. We're leaving.
Copy !req
1588. You humans. After all we have done.
Copy !req
1589. You don't know
what you've wrought upon yourselves.
Copy !req
1590. What? What is it now?
What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1591. I mean, I'm doing stuff
out of my league here!
Copy !req
1592. You don't see who's controlling who.
Copy !req
1593. Within that manmade prototype I fought,
Copy !req
1594. I sensed the presence
Copy !req
1595. of Megatron.
Copy !req
1596. What, the Decepticon that
started the Chicago war?
Copy !req
1597. How do you think KSI
built those bots in the first place, hmm?
Copy !req
1598. They had a whole mess of
Copy !req
1599. dead Decepticon heads
and they were downloading their minds!
Copy !req
1600. And I was in charge of autopsy duty.
Copy !req
1601. No union, no benefits, no nothing.
Copy !req
1602. They hooked me up to Megatron,
Copy !req
1603. and that mind
wasn't as dead as they thought.
Copy !req
1604. He fed them the science and specs!
Copy !req
1605. All so they could build him
a brand-new body.
Copy !req
1606. Then he infected it
with his evil, nasty chromosomes.
Copy !req
1607. They had red, beady eyes.
They got all in my lovely locks.
Copy !req
1608. Oh, I can smell it right now.
Copy !req
1609. Total inside custom job!
Copy !req
1610. KSI might have named the body
the snappy name of Galvatron,
Copy !req
1611. but that's just Megatron reincarnated!
Copy !req
1612. You knew this
and you didn't warn them?
Copy !req
1613. Little girl, you can go to a pretty
dark place when you on death row.
Copy !req
1614. He's been playing KSI all this time,
Copy !req
1615. all so that he could manipulate them
into going after the Seed.
Copy !req
1616. Wait. The Seed?
Copy !req
1617. Those nasty soldiers
that were chasing us.
Copy !req
1618. I saw them board the ship,
Copy !req
1619. and they took something
that they called the Seed.
Copy !req
1620. Listen. Sixty million years ago,
give or take an eon...
Copy !req
1621. Thousands of planets
were cyber-formed with Seeds.
Copy !req
1622. They turned your organic life
into our elemental metals.
Copy !req
1623. Our creators destroyed your world
to make us.
Copy !req
1624. And that's what Galvatron
wants to happen again.
Copy !req
1625. He wants to detonate that Seed
in the biggest city and kill millions!
Copy !req
1626. He's gonna show the world,
"Baby, I'm back."
Copy !req
1627. The blast wave will incinerate
that city into molten metal.
Copy !req
1628. He'll have enough
to build a massive army
Copy !req
1629. and annihilate your species forever.
Copy !req
1630. You dumb, greedy bastards
just brought extinction to yourself.
Copy !req
1631. Not my problem, though.
I'm free at last.
Copy !req
1632. Whole thing worked out good for me.
I'm walking.
Copy !req
1633. We got to get the Seed
before Galvatron does.
Copy !req
1634. The Seed is going to be
the salvation of our company.
Copy !req
1635. We take delivery tonight.
Copy !req
1636. And next month, we detonate safely
in the Mongolian desert.
Copy !req
1637. And we'll create enough Transformium
for a hundred years.
Copy !req
1638. Dad, I'm tired of running and stealing.
Copy !req
1639. Well, a place to sleep.
Copy !req
1640. Yeah. Just another break-in.
Copy !req
1641. You know, when I was your age,
Copy !req
1642. I liked to get a little wild.
I liked cars, girls.
Copy !req
1643. But then there was Tessa.
Copy !req
1644. And when she was born,
all I ever wanted out of life
Copy !req
1645. was for her to be happy
and healthy and safe.
Copy !req
1646. Somehow I thought I'd always
be enough to protect her.
Copy !req
1647. But I won't be.
Copy !req
1648. I'll never be.
Copy !req
1649. So somebody better be.
Copy !req
1650. Thanks for being here today,
Lucky Charms.
Copy !req
1651. Well, thanks for not shooting me
when you had the chance.
Copy !req
1652. Oh, I'll have more.
Copy !req
1653. Yeah, I can see that.
Copy !req
1654. We've intercepted
the encrypted communications.
Copy !req
1655. Joshua Joyce is headed to his factory
in Guangzhou, China.
Copy !req
1656. Hey, big shot.
Copy !req
1657. Your company's in serious trouble.
Copy !req
1658. You better have a damn good lawyer.
Copy !req
1659. Really?
Copy !req
1660. Well, you better have a great one 'cause
Copy !req
1661. you're about to be responsible
for the annihilation of a city.
Copy !req
1662. Now, you listen to me.
Copy !req
1663. Your tech has been hacked.
Your prototypes are infected.
Copy !req
1664. And now Galvatron is after that Seed.
Copy !req
1665. Look. I know you have a conscience
because you're an inventor, like me.
Copy !req
1666. Do not let Galvatron
anywhere near that Seed.
Copy !req
1667. I control Galvatron. I created him.
Copy !req
1668. Deep down, I know you know.
Copy !req
1669. Your prototype's been controlling you.
Copy !req
1670. How fast can that thing get us
halfway around the world?
Copy !req
1671. Very. It's a spaceship.
Copy !req
1672. If we're traveling, now's the time.
Copy !req
1673. All I want is to have our life back.
It's your call. Whatever you want.
Copy !req
1674. Are we safer on our own,
or are we safer with them?
Copy !req
1675. She's a keeper.
Copy !req
1676. Must take after her mom.
Copy !req
1677. I can't argue with that, kid.
Copy !req
1678. Move! We're retrieving the Seed,
Copy !req
1679. but then we're done
defending the humans.
Copy !req
1680. What, done?
What do you mean, you're done?
Copy !req
1681. Means "finished,"
"see ya,"good-bye."
Copy !req
1682. Hijacked part of my ship?
How did you let this happen?
Copy !req
1683. Shut down dark-matter drive,
reverse course at light speed,
Copy !req
1684. and get us back!
Copy !req
1685. Prime's taken my trophy case.
Copy !req
1686. And he will feel my wrath!
Copy !req
1687. Welcome to China.
Copy !req
1688. Put Galvatron in containment.
Tell the techs do not activate him.
Copy !req
1689. Absolutely, sir.
Copy !req
1690. I WANT SECURITY ON HIGH ALERT.
Copy !req
1691. Joyce.
Copy !req
1692. I cannot tell you
how enthused I am to deliver this.
Copy !req
1693. Top of your alien wish list.
Copy !req
1694. It's yours. Or rather ours.
Copy !req
1695. I will need to see my advance.
Copy !req
1696. Five million shares
of the company.
Copy !req
1697. Together,
we're gonna end human warfare.
Copy !req
1698. We're about to build
a fully automated U.S. Army.
Copy !req
1699. Just think of all the American lives
we're gonna save.
Copy !req
1700. ALL OF THESE CARS ARE KSI's
NEWEST CIVILIAN PROTOTYPE ROBOTS.
Copy !req
1701. So how soon until
we can start continuous production?
Copy !req
1702. You know, why don't we take
a beat on this for a minute?
Copy !req
1703. I have some new data
that I discovered and...
Copy !req
1704. You're not backing out on me here?
Copy !req
1705. No, I'm not backing out. I just...
Copy !req
1706. I want the Seed.
I'm not saying I don't want the Seed.
Copy !req
1707. I'm just saying I don't know if I...
Copy !req
1708. if I want the Seed right now.
Copy !req
1709. Good men have died
trying to get that thing for us.
Copy !req
1710. For you.
Copy !req
1711. I know what you did to get that thing.
Copy !req
1712. A lot of illegal, icky shit.
Copy !req
1713. I can take you down, too, Mr. Black Ops.
Don't you threaten me.
Copy !req
1714. I started this company when I was a boy,
Copy !req
1715. with a dream
of making the world a better place.
Copy !req
1716. Funny. I had the same dream.
Copy !req
1717. Somewhere along the way,
you made billions of dollars.
Copy !req
1718. So why don't you tell me
what's missing from my dream?
Copy !req
1719. Why don't you tell me what's missing
from my boyhood dream?
Copy !req
1720. I have served my country for decades
of unparalleled prosperity
Copy !req
1721. and you are my golden parachute.
Copy !req
1722. So you are damn well
jumping out of the plane with me!
Copy !req
1723. I am Galvatron!
Copy !req
1724. - What's going on?
- Your Galvatron has gone active.
Copy !req
1725. What haven't you been telling me?
Copy !req
1726. Find Darcy, and bring a car around
downstairs. Quietly.
Copy !req
1727. We got a factory emergency.
I have to get you out of here.
Copy !req
1728. - What the hell's going on?
- Take them outside.
Copy !req
1729. We had a deal.
You got what you wanted.
Copy !req
1730. I got what "it" wanted.
Copy !req
1731. My brothers,
today I grant you your freedom.
Copy !req
1732. And from now on,
you are commanded by me.
Copy !req
1733. Rise up!
Copy !req
1734. Go find my Seed!
Copy !req
1735. Detonate the Seed in the largest city.
Copy !req
1736. Listen, princess.
I don't wanna hear, "I told you so,"
Copy !req
1737. but this is much more dangerous
than I think.
Copy !req
1738. Get in.
Copy !req
1739. Galvatron's hacked into the others.
Copy !req
1740. - What?
- Joshua.
Copy !req
1741. - You have to contain this!
- Drive, drive!
Copy !req
1742. Son of a...
Copy !req
1743. Come on.
Let's move, let's move, let's move!
Copy !req
1744. I know how to lose them in Hong Kong.
Copy !req
1745. I know a military garrison there
that will help us.
Copy !req
1746. Threatening a professional CIA killer.
Copy !req
1747. Possibly not my finest hour.
I'd like to have that one back.
Copy !req
1748. Killer? I thought they were your friends!
Copy !req
1749. No. Not friends. Business.
They gave me this bomb.
Copy !req
1750. - Bomb?
- Oh!
Copy !req
1751. Is there a bomb in the bag?
Copy !req
1752. Yes, there's a bomb in the bag.
Copy !req
1753. Shit.
Copy !req
1754. When you said you were done
fighting for humans,
Copy !req
1755. you didn't mean that, did you?
Copy !req
1756. How many more of my kind
must be sacrificed
Copy !req
1757. to atone for your mistakes?
Copy !req
1758. Well, what do you think
being human means?
Copy !req
1759. That's what we do.
Copy !req
1760. We make mistakes.
Copy !req
1761. And sometimes out of those mistakes
come the most amazing things.
Copy !req
1762. When I fixed you, it was for a reward.
Copy !req
1763. That was it. That was why. For money.
Copy !req
1764. And it was me making a mistake.
Copy !req
1765. Without it, you wouldn't be here.
Copy !req
1766. So even if you got no faith in us,
I'm asking you to do what I do.
Copy !req
1767. I'm asking you to look at all the junk
and see the treasure.
Copy !req
1768. You gotta have faith, Prime,
in who we can be.
Copy !req
1769. I'm seriously pissed
we're not getting paid for this.
Copy !req
1770. Well, at least we get to kill him.
Copy !req
1771. They're not getting away if
I still got him on satellite.
Copy !req
1772. Some genius.
Thinks he can outrun the CIA.
Copy !req
1773. - Joshua'?
- Yes'?
Copy !req
1774. How lethal is that bomb?
Copy !req
1775. Uh, I don't know. Let me check.
Copy !req
1776. I love this! This is so good.
Copy !req
1777. Oh, hang on.
Copy !req
1778. I'm getting a text from
ll Duce in Hong Kong.
Copy !req
1779. "Need to know
the Seed's estimated blast range."
Copy !req
1780. Duh.
Copy !req
1781. I'll do the diversion!
Get that thing somewhere safe!
Copy !req
1782. Killers are coming! Guys, we gotta go!
Copy !req
1783. Guys, guys...
Copy !req
1784. - Shut up! Shut up!
- All right! I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1785. All right, go ahead, go ahead!
Copy !req
1786. Okay, good? No, don't go! Wait!
Copy !req
1787. Okay, he's in. Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
1788. I need a raise! I want a raise.
Copy !req
1789. All right, yes!
I'm sure whatever you want!
Copy !req
1790. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1791. Oh, no!
Copy !req
1792. Death is on our tail! Death is on our tail!
Copy !req
1793. Get out of the way, all of you!
Get out of the way!
Copy !req
1794. I don't want to die like this.
Copy !req
1795. Box them in.
Copy !req
1796. Hurry, hurry! Come, come.
Copy !req
1797. Okay, yes. I'll follow you anywhere.
You're amazing!
Copy !req
1798. We're going to get you to the roof.
Copy !req
1799. Good, good.
Copy !req
1800. Go!
Copy !req
1801. LOL. That's funny.
Copy !req
1802. I can't... This is really happening.
Copy !req
1803. A man, me, who is worth
over 20 billion dollars is now
Copy !req
1804. being chased by CIA assassins.
That's the truth.
Copy !req
1805. And in the middle
of a robot uprising.
Copy !req
1806. And I'm carrying what is,
in essence, a tactical nuke.
Copy !req
1807. And the great thing is I...
The great thing is that I'm...
Copy !req
1808. I'm barely feeling any jetlag.
Copy !req
1809. - Just stop it!
- What?
Copy !req
1810. You need to hide on the roof
of this building.
Copy !req
1811. I'll get you a helicopter extraction.
Copy !req
1812. Okay.
Copy !req
1813. I like her.
Copy !req
1814. I find her very attractive.
Copy !req
1815. He's definitely around here.
Copy !req
1816. Come on, come on.
Copy !req
1817. I got a bike!
Copy !req
1818. Check in there!
Copy !req
1819. These are the CIA assassins
I told you about.
Copy !req
1820. Whoa!
Copy !req
1821. - Guys.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
1822. Hello.
Copy !req
1823. Hey! Okay-
Copy !req
1824. - Pick it up.
- All right. I'm gonna.
Copy !req
1825. Wow.
Copy !req
1826. Wow. Wow, thank you.
Wow! How did you...
Copy !req
1827. Police training, prior to my MBA.
Copy !req
1828. I love you.
Copy !req
1829. Get to the roof.
Copy !req
1830. All right, okay.
Copy !req
1831. Mmm!
Copy !req
1832. Find my Seed. It's here!
Copy !req
1833. Those prototypes are after that bomb.
Copy !req
1834. No!
Copy !req
1835. No, no, no, no!
Copy !req
1836. Who the hell's aboard that?
Copy !req
1837. Impossible.
Copy !req
1838. Brothers, it's the Autobots!
Shoot them down!
Copy !req
1839. Joshua!
Copy !req
1840. Hey, Baldy!
Copy !req
1841. Hey, it's me! Hey!
Copy !req
1842. Bring it over now! Let's go.
Copy !req
1843. Hurry up, run!
Copy !req
1844. - Hurry! Come on!
- Let's go! Move it!
Copy !req
1845. Guys! Come on. Give it to me now!
Copy !req
1846. Looks like
we might have company.
Copy !req
1847. We're hit! We're hit!
Copy !req
1848. They live, they talk, we're dead.
Copy !req
1849. - Kill them all.
- Pleasure.
Copy !req
1850. I count ten below!
Copy !req
1851. I thought you said
you had one prototype get infected.
Copy !req
1852. Now he's got operational control
of my other 50.
Copy !req
1853. Come on.
Copy !req
1854. Climb, climb!
Copy !req
1855. Surround them.
Copy !req
1856. I may have started the apocalypse,
but you brought your family.
Copy !req
1857. And that's, you know, terrible parenting.
Copy !req
1858. Oh, I'm about one second away
from knocking you out,
Copy !req
1859. taking the bomb,
and just leaving you here.
Copy !req
1860. Please, do me a favor.
Copy !req
1861. Optimus, Autobots, you alive?
Copy !req
1862. - Come on, bitch!
- Come on!
Copy !req
1863. Evac! Evac!
Copy !req
1864. We're getting flanked!
Copy !req
1865. We got company below!
Copy !req
1866. Oh!
Copy !req
1867. My fat ass is stuck!
Bee, take the shot!
Copy !req
1868. Oh!
Copy !req
1869. - Into the elevator! Get in.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1870. Come on.
Copy !req
1871. Get down, get down!
Copy !req
1872. Close the door! Close the door!
Copy !req
1873. Won't go! It's not closing!
Copy !req
1874. There's too much weight.
Copy !req
1875. - Get back down to Bumblebee!
- Dad, no!
Copy !req
1876. Hey! You want me!
Copy !req
1877. Center elevator.
Copy !req
1878. Center elevator.
Copy !req
1879. He's gonna be okay.
Copy !req
1880. Alien bomb! Alien bomb,
coming through!
Copy !req
1881. Clear the way! Clear the... Hi, kids.
Copy !req
1882. Coming through, ladies!
Copy !req
1883. Excuse me!
Excuse me, ladies! Excuse me!
Copy !req
1884. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1885. How do you say, "Get the fuck
out of the way" in Chinese?
Copy !req
1886. Ahhh!
Copy !req
1887. That's a long way down.
Copy !req
1888. You've got to be kidding me.
Copy !req
1889. No!
Copy !req
1890. Come on.
Copy !req
1891. Whoa!
Copy !req
1892. I'm coming for you!
Copy !req
1893. Never should have hidden that truck.
Copy !req
1894. You should have never
came after my family.
Copy !req
1895. Tough luck, Yeager. We all have family.
Copy !req
1896. Yeah, but I'm gonna live to see mine.
Copy !req
1897. Where is my escaped bounty?
Copy !req
1898. Autobots at this location.
Copy !req
1899. Prime is close.
Copy !req
1900. Do whatever you have to do.
Copy !req
1901. I intend to.
Copy !req
1902. - Darcy!
- Joshua!
Copy !req
1903. We got three more
coming in from that way!
Copy !req
1904. Bee, where's Tessa?
Copy !req
1905. Dad!
Copy !req
1906. We got a real dilemma here. Okay?
I created incredible robots.
Copy !req
1907. It's all designed
to kick that fat Transformer's ass.
Copy !req
1908. So, really, this is a no-win situation.
Copy !req
1909. It's over.
Copy !req
1910. That was mean.
Copy !req
1911. Hey! I'm sorry if you can't handle
the cold-hearted truth!
Copy !req
1912. Optimus, what are my orders
with these humans?
Copy !req
1913. Can I squish the bald guy?
Copy !req
1914. They're in trouble.
Copy !req
1915. Nah! This isn't our fight!
Copy !req
1916. I'm done being an underdog.
Underdogs suck!
Copy !req
1917. I say they get what they deserve.
Copy !req
1918. What's the play, Prime?
Copy !req
1919. It's time for reinforcements.
Copy !req
1920. Recognize one of your Knights.
Copy !req
1921. THE LEGEND EXISTS.
Copy !req
1922. Come on.
Copy !req
1923. All right, come on! Come on, let's go!
Copy !req
1924. Bee, go!
Copy !req
1925. Come on, we got to move!
Let's go, move!
Copy !req
1926. Where's Tessa?
Tessa, get over here! Come on.
Copy !req
1927. Get over here!
Copy !req
1928. Stay behind me!
I'm covering you!
Copy !req
1929. If I stop covering you, it means I'm dead.
Copy !req
1930. But that ain't gonna happen.
Copy !req
1931. Take that!
Copy !req
1932. I'm a wicked warrior robot!
Copy !req
1933. Goddamn!
Copy !req
1934. Come on! We gotta move now!
Copy !req
1935. Go, go!
Copy !req
1936. We got hostiles coming down the street!
Copy !req
1937. Go!
Copy !req
1938. Bee! Twelve o'clock! Cover fire!
Copy !req
1939. We're surrounded!
Copy !req
1940. Hustle, hustle, hustle!
Copy !req
1941. Rocket!
Copy !req
1942. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1943. Get down!
Copy !req
1944. Oh, this is the perfect place to hide.
Copy !req
1945. A big glass box! Nobody will ever
find us here! That's...
Copy !req
1946. You've got to be kidding me.
Copy !req
1947. Legendary warriors,
the powers that created us
Copy !req
1948. now want us all extinguished.
Copy !req
1949. We must join forces,
or else forever be their slaves.
Copy !req
1950. So today you stand with us...
Copy !req
1951. or you stand against me.
Copy !req
1952. We'll let Prime figure this one out.
Copy !req
1953. Very wise.
Copy !req
1954. There's no friggin' way
I'm staying down here with them.
Copy !req
1955. No way. No way.
Copy !req
1956. Only together can we survive!
Copy !req
1957. Let me lead you!
Copy !req
1958. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1959. I was expecting a giant car.
Copy !req
1960. Come here!
Copy !req
1961. We're giving you freedom.
Copy !req
1962. You defend my family,
Copy !req
1963. or die.
Copy !req
1964. Autobots,
Copy !req
1965. we're going to prove who we are
and why we're here!
Copy !req
1966. Ugh, you just want to die for the guy.
Copy !req
1967. That's leadership.
Or brainwashing, or something.
Copy !req
1968. No. That's Optimus Prime.
Copy !req
1969. Autobots, we charge together!
Copy !req
1970. Now, roll out!
Copy !req
1971. We're getting boxed in!
We're getting flanked everywhere!
Copy !req
1972. Help me out here!
Copy !req
1973. Kill anything that moves!
Copy !req
1974. Come on, Cade, shoot!
Copy !req
1975. Come and get some, you little bitch!
Copy !req
1976. Incoming!
Copy !req
1977. I can't believe
I'm putting my life in your hands.
Copy !req
1978. Here. Be my guest. Take the gun.
Copy !req
1979. - Go ahead, take it.
- No, I don't want the gun.
Copy !req
1980. - Come on, you can lead.
- No, I don't want the gun.
Copy !req
1981. Then stay under there and shut up!
Copy !req
1982. All right. You're good with the gun.
So you keep it.
Copy !req
1983. Running out of guns and ammo.
Copy !req
1984. Ow!
Copy !req
1985. Come and get some!
Copy !req
1986. You're all gonna die!
Copy !req
1987. Way to go, baby!
Copy !req
1988. Good shooting, Cade!
Copy !req
1989. I'm like a fat ballerina
who takes scalps and slits throats!
Copy !req
1990. Got your fortune cookie!
Copy !req
1991. Come here, you little punk.
Copy !req
1992. Pull the pin! I'm dying out here!
Copy !req
1993. Here! Take it. Take it!
Copy !req
1994. Little help! Little help!
Copy !req
1995. It's live! It's live, it's live. Take it!
Copy !req
1996. What do you want me to do with it?
Copy !req
1997. - Just throw it!
- Give, give, give!
Copy !req
1998. Got some bad news, Cade.
Copy !req
1999. I'm out of ammo and out of ideas.
Copy !req
2000. Faster! Go!
Copy !req
2001. I'll kill you!
Copy !req
2002. Charge!
Copy !req
2003. No, impossible!
Copy !req
2004. They're ruining everything!
Copy !req
2005. Take that!
Copy !req
2006. Get off me.
Copy !req
2007. - Get up, Hound!
- I can't go on.
Copy !req
2008. But you gotta keep fighting!
Copy !req
2009. Tank's empty, bro.
Copy !req
2010. There's more of 'em coming.
If you don't get up
Copy !req
2011. and fight, we're going to die. Let's go!
Copy !req
2012. Attack!
Copy !req
2013. Optimus is here!
Copy !req
2014. Bee, jump!
Copy !req
2015. Uh-oh!
Copy !req
2016. I hate cheap knockoffs.
Copy !req
2017. Awesome job!
Copy !req
2018. - You.
- Who?
Copy !req
2019. - You.
- Step forward.
Copy !req
2020. Wait. Why?
Copy !req
2021. Your science will be responsible
for humanity's extinction.
Copy !req
2022. All right. I know that you're sensitive
to this whole bioethical dilemma.
Copy !req
2023. Maybe all he wants to hear you say is
Copy !req
2024. that some things
should never be invented.
Copy !req
2025. Ahhh!
Copy !req
2026. Okay.
Copy !req
2027. We'll lead you out of the city.
Copy !req
2028. Get that Seed safely to the hills.
Copy !req
2029. Use this car.
Copy !req
2030. He almost ate me!
Copy !req
2031. All right, we're good!
Copy !req
2032. All right, let's go!
Copy !req
2033. Get out of that seat.
Copy !req
2034. And you're one lucky dad to have me.
Copy !req
2035. Okay, Lucky Charms. You got that.
You drive. Let's go.
Copy !req
2036. What did you do?
Copy !req
2037. I don't know.
I don't know, but it's an issue.
Copy !req
2038. - Did you press a button?
- Is it gonna blow up?
Copy !req
2039. I don't know.
Copy !req
2040. Your thing is beeping now,
so you must have hit something.
Copy !req
2041. - Is it gonna blow up?
- I don't know!
Copy !req
2042. A bomb starts beeping,
that might signal a problem, you think?
Copy !req
2043. I'm just saying
that it's a steady blinking light,
Copy !req
2044. which could be a timer of some kind.
Copy !req
2045. Unless it's signaling location.
Copy !req
2046. To who?
Copy !req
2047. We've got to call the central government
for help!
Copy !req
2048. Optimus Prime.
Copy !req
2049. Come to me.
Copy !req
2050. DEFENSE MINISTER...
Copy !req
2051. THERE'S A CRISIS IN HONG KONG!
Copy !req
2052. THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT WILL
PROTECT HONG KONG AT ALL COSTS.
Copy !req
2053. WE HAVE FIGHTER JETS ON THE WAY.
Copy !req
2054. There's the bridge.
Copy !req
2055. Back it up! Back it up!
Copy !req
2056. Go, go, go, go!
Back up! Go back! Go back!
Copy !req
2057. Move!
Get out of the way. I can't see!
Copy !req
2058. - Shane, drive faster!
- Okay, just calm down.
Copy !req
2059. - Shane, watch out!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
2060. - Get cover!
- Back up! Back! Back up!
Copy !req
2061. Autobots, fall back!
Copy !req
2062. - Come on, move! Out of my way!
- Get out of the way!
Copy !req
2063. - Look out!
- Just hit them! Just hit them!
Copy !req
2064. It's a big magnet!
Copy !req
2065. It's sucking up metal and dropping it!
Copy !req
2066. Oh!
Copy !req
2067. - Go faster! Go faster!
- Move!
Copy !req
2068. - Get out of the way!
- It's coming! It's coming!
Copy !req
2069. It's coming closer!
Copy !req
2070. Go faster, Shane!
Copy !req
2071. Watch out, watch out!
Copy !req
2072. - Watch out!
- Look out!
Copy !req
2073. Whoa!
Copy !req
2074. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
2075. Oh, no, now it's circling back towards us!
Hard right! Take a hard right!
Copy !req
2076. Move it! Get out of the way!
Copy !req
2077. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
2078. Oh, no. No, the magnet. Get out, get out!
Copy !req
2079. Come on! Come here! Get out!
Copy !req
2080. No, no, no!
No, we're going up. Grab the bomb!
Copy !req
2081. Help me grab the bomb!
Copy !req
2082. I can't get the seat belt off!
Copy !req
2083. Pull me down! Catch me!
Copy !req
2084. I'm going up! I'm going up!
Copy !req
2085. Get me! Grab me!
Copy !req
2086. Pull me down! Pull me!
Copy !req
2087. I can't get the seat belt off!
Copy !req
2088. I can't get the belt off!
Copy !req
2089. I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Copy !req
2090. Hold the bomb! I can't hold on!
Copy !req
2091. Pull!
Copy !req
2092. Guys, it's crushing me!
Copy !req
2093. Car!
Copy !req
2094. Move!
Copy !req
2095. Shane!
Copy !req
2096. - Shane!
- I'm good! I'm good.
Copy !req
2097. I'm good.
Copy !req
2098. Bumblebee!
Copy !req
2099. Hey, you guys!
Copy !req
2100. Yee-hah!
Copy !req
2101. Come on.
Copy !req
2102. Go find someplace safe.
Copy !req
2103. I'm proud of you.
Copy !req
2104. Get cover!
Copy !req
2105. Cade!
Copy !req
2106. Autobots, get this bomb over the bridge
and out of the city!
Copy !req
2107. Dad!
Copy !req
2108. What? Come on.
Copy !req
2109. I got it!
I'm getting this bomb out of here!
Copy !req
2110. Give me the gun.
Copy !req
2111. It's you and me now!
Copy !req
2112. Look, Optimus is out there all alone.
Copy !req
2113. What? You can't help him.
Copy !req
2114. I have to, Tess. He came back for us.
Copy !req
2115. Dad, don't leave, please.
Copy !req
2116. Look, I'll find you, I'll get there, okay?
Copy !req
2117. Dad, no, you'll die!
Copy !req
2118. You gotta stay with Shane.
You're gonna be okay.
Copy !req
2119. You promise me
you're gonna keep her safe,
Copy !req
2120. rest of her life, until the end of time!
Promise me!
Copy !req
2121. I promise you.
Copy !req
2122. You're the best thing I ever made, Tess.
Copy !req
2123. All right, don't ever forget it,
it was always you.
Copy !req
2124. - I love you.
- Please.
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2125. Get in the car, now.
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2126. Dad!
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2127. Prime!
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2128. Stop the car!
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2129. - You better listen.
- No, you listen.
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2130. I'm not leaving my dad.
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2131. All right, we're gonna
hold the line, then block the bridge!
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2132. You see, it takes patience
to make a man.
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2133. The patience to watch and wait,
to protect all of us, quietly,
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2134. for God and country,
without any recognition at all!
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2135. Cade!
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2136. There are no good aliens!
Or bad aliens, Yeager.
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2137. It's just us and them.
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2138. And you chose them.
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2139. Anytime.
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2140. You saved the human
instead of saving yourself?
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2141. You bring shame upon us all.
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2142. She never listens. Never.
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2143. I gave you an order!
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2144. Get out of here, now!
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2145. Get in. Get in.
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2146. Hey, you! Hey!
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2147. Cade, get out of here! This is my fight!
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2148. It's my fight, and you're all gonna die!
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2149. Go! Go!
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2150. Come on! Come on!
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2151. Yeah! Killer robot, my ass!
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2152. Whoo!
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2153. Come on.
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2154. Get away, all of you!
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2155. Come on, Tess.
Come on, Tess. Come on, Tess.
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2156. Drive!
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2157. - You see my face, your life is done!
- Oh!
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2158. Come on, come OH, come on!
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2159. Yeah!
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2160. Honor to the end.
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2161. You still happy we met?
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2162. Always.
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2163. Hurry!
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2164. Quickly! I'm setting off
Lockdown's grenade!
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2165. Hold tight!
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2166. We shall meet again, Prime,
for I am reborn.
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2167. Kind of nice being your hero
for a change.
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2168. You always were. All my life.
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2169. I love you.
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2170. I love you, too.
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2171. Let's go home to graduation, huh?
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2172. Yeah.
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2173. You're okay, kid.
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2174. Come here, you're all right.
You're all right.
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2175. We don't have a home, Dad.
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2176. It blew up.
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2177. I might be able to help you with that.
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2178. Brave warriors...
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2179. you are free!
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2180. I'll ride
with you anytime, Spike!
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2181. Did you miss me?
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2182. No.
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2183. This Seed belongs to our creators,
whoever they are.
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2184. There remains a price on my head.
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2185. I endanger you all if I stay.
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2186. I shall take it
where it can never be found.
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2187. Will we ever see you again?
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2188. Cade Yeager,
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2189. I do not know.
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2190. But whenever you look to the stars,
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2191. think of one of them
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2192. as my soul.
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2193. Defend this family, Autobots,
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2194. as they have you.
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2195. Defend
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2196. all they can be.
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2197. There are
mysteries to the universe
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2198. we were never meant to solve.
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2199. But who we are and why we are here
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2200. are not among them.
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2201. Those answers we carry inside.
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2202. I am Optimus Prime
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2203. and this message is to my creators:
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2204. Leave planet Earth alone.
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2205. 'Cause I'm coming
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2206. for you.
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