1. It's time.
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2. Hey there...
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3. good morning. How are you today?
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4. Hey. What are you doing up?
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5. Moo.
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6. Is that Daddy?
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7. Hey there, cowgirl.
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8. She's a little feisty today.
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9. Babies should be sleeping.
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10. "I'm too hungry for my own good."
Yes.
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11. I gotta get ready.
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12. Wrong day to be forgetting stuff.
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13. You know how lucky you are.
Don't screw this up.
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14. All right! Jesus.
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15. - She go back to sleep?
- Yes. Ate like a pig.
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16. I know I'm lucky. I ace this job,
the department's wide open.
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17. Get my own division someday.
You should see their houses.
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18. Hello?
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19. Well, yes.
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20. Don't worry, I will.
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21. He's right here.
It's Alonzo.
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22. - Hello.
- Hoyt?
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23. Yes, sir.
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24. - Going to roll call?
- I'm leaving now.
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25. - Hoyt?
- Yes, sir?
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26. - Fairies go to roll call. We don't.
- Good to know.
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27. There's a coffee shop on 7th.
Be there at 10.
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28. Be in comfortable shoes.
Got a backup gun?
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29. - Only the standard issue Beretta.
- Bring it. Cuffs too.
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30. Maybe we'll do some business.
We're aggressive.
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31. I know. That's why I signed up.
I want to thank you for this—
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32. What's wrong?
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33. Feels like football tryouts.
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34. I wish it was tomorrow
so I'd know if I made the squad.
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35. Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today.
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36. - I know it's gonna work out.
- You do?
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37. Good morning, sir.
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38. No, thank you, ma'am.
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39. Get some chow in you.
My dollar.
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40. Thank you, sir, but I ate.
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41. Fine. Don't.
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42. It's nice here.
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43. May I read?
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44. - I'm sorry, sir. I—
- Thank you.
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45. - I'll get something to eat.
- Hell, no you won't. You fucked up.
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46. I'm trying to read. Please shut up.
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47. I'll like not being in a hot
black and white all summer.
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48. Tell me a story, Hoyt.
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49. - Like my story?
- Not your story, a story.
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50. Since you can't shut up
so I can read, tell me a story.
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51. - I don't know any.
- You don't?
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52. - No.
- I'll tell you one.
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53. This is a newspaper, right?
It's 90 percent bullshit.
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54. But it's entertaining. So I read it.
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55. It entertains me. You won't let me
read it, so you entertain me.
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56. Tell me a story now. Go.
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57. - There was a DUI stop.
- A DUI stop?
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58. Let me load up!
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59. - A DUI? Oh, shit!
- Well, I—
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60. - Listen, we were on midwatch—
- We who?
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61. - Oh, me and Debbie.
- Who's Debbie?
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62. Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
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63. - A female training officer?
- Yes, sir.
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64. Okay. All right.
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65. Was she black, white?
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66. She was white.
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67. - Lick-her license?
- A what?
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68. A lick-her license.
Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
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69. - Is she any good?
- She's pretty good.
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70. - Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go.
- Right.
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71. - It was a quiet night—
- Boom!
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72. - What the fuck?
- You never know, that's the point. Go.
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73. It was quiet and we're rolling...
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74. I'm driving. This Acura,
just a beautiful car...
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75. comes out a side street, all over
the median. I hit the wailer.
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76. He drives for 10 blocks
before he pulls over.
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77. Plates run clean,
so I test and arrest.
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78. I'm belting in our unit,
and she's tossing his car.
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79. She shows me a.38
and two loaded shotguns.
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80. - No shit?
- No shit! So...
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81. she calls and I'm searching.
I find 500 grams of meth.
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82. Turns out he's on bail
for distribution...
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83. on his way to smoke
his ex-partner before trial.
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84. Boom.
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85. - Prevented a murder.
- You got him. It's amazing.
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86. It is. That you're out there...
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87. with a fine bitch for a year and
the best story you can tell me...
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88. is a drunk stop.
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89. But I don't believe you.
You tapped that ass, didn't you?
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90. Tell the truth.
You know you tapped that ass.
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91. In the back, bam! Code X.
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92. - I got a wife.
- You got a dick.
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93. - You do have one, don't you?
- Yes.
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94. Your dick lines up straight.
Right and left of it are pockets.
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95. In those pockets are money.
Look in either one. Pay the bill.
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96. Grab that menu off that window for me.
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97. Get in, it's unlocked.
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98. Throw that in the glove box.
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99. - This is not from the motor pool.
- No. Sexy, though, huh?
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100. - Where's the office, at division?
- You're in the office.
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101. Going up.
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102. Today is a training day.
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103. Give you a taste of the business.
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104. I got 38 cases pending trial...
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105. 63 active investigations,
250 I can't clear.
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106. I supervise five officers.
Five personalities.
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107. Five sets of problems.
You could be six.
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108. I ain't holding no hands.
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109. You got today to show me
what you're made of.
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110. You don't like Narcotics,
get the fuck out of my car...
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111. get a job chasing bad checks.
You hear me?
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112. - I hear you.
- Okay.
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113. Why do you want to be a narc?
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114. To serve my community by ridding
it of dangerous drugs.
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115. Right, but why a narc?
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116. I want to make detective.
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117. Stick with me, you can do it.
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118. Unlearn that academy shit.
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119. Don't bring that here.
It'll get you killed.
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120. I'll do anything you want me to do.
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121. My nigga.
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122. Roll your window down. Start there.
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123. - Got to hear it, smell it, taste it.
- Right.
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124. How's your "Espanol"?
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125. Learn that shit.
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126. That will get you killed.
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127. They plot all kinds of shit
behind your back.
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128. You gonna teach me that
old-school Rodney King shit?
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129. We don't roll like that no more.
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130. Now we use this.
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131. These niggas are too strong.
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132. - Think I'm crazy?
- I don't know what to think.
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133. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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134. Good.
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135. Good.
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136. Been married long?
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137. - About a year.
- Yeah?
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138. - You got a kid?
- A girl, 9 months.
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139. I got four. Boys.
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140. You need a son,
I'll hook your lady up. Can't miss.
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141. Can we not talk
about my family, all right?
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142. I respect that.
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143. I'm married, I got my queen too.
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144. I remember having a young bride.
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145. You probably fuck her face-to-face,
don't you?
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146. Let's not talk about her.
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147. That's my point. You're so in love,
it's coming right out.
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148. The day you bring
that here is the day...
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149. you don't make it back.
Hide it deep inside of you.
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150. The maggots out here
will find it...
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151. use it against you
and chew you up.
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152. Never wear the ring to work.
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153. - I'm serious about that.
- Thanks.
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154. What's here?
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155. Transactions.
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156. You see that guy trying to act
like he's not slanging dope?
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157. - Yeah.
- That's my boy.
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158. That's my boy, Neto.
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159. Only 17, but he can kill.
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160. - Works for me.
- He's an informer?
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161. Teammate. I got eyes everywhere.
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162. He gets to make some cash.
Lets me know when big things happen.
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163. Big transactions.
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164. - You trust him?
- Damn right I do.
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165. Sprung his mom from INS detention.
Here we go. Watch this.
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166. That's right. Come on down.
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167. Come on. Look at it. Sexy, ain't it?
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168. That's right.
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169. - See the hand-to-hand?
- I saw it.
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170. - When was your last felony stop?
- Two weeks ago.
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171. You need practice.
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172. - College kids.
- They'll get an education today.
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173. I want them grabbing glass.
You take the back.
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174. Stay off of the Rover.
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175. Let's go.
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176. - You little fuckers.
- Run, baby, run.
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177. Police! Let's see your hands!
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178. Put them up! Put them up!
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179. Put your hands on the windshield!
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180. - Put your hands on the glass.
- Driver, put it in park!
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181. - It's a stick shift!
- Throw the keys out the window!
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182. Put your hands on your chest!
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183. All right, fork it over.
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184. - What?
- You know.
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185. The marijuana. Give it to me!
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186. - Give it!
- Sorry, sir.
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187. - Shut up! Give me that pipe.
- My mom gave me that pipe.
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188. She can pick it up in jail.
Give me the cigarettes too.
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189. - Control your suspect!
- Palms on the glass!
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190. Move the hands, I'll slap you!
Face against the glass! Right there!
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191. You know this is a gang neighborhood?
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192. - Yeah!
- Then don't come down here.
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193. I see you down here again,
I'll make you walk home.
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194. I'll let the homeboys run
a train on her. Know what that is?
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195. Yes, sir.
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196. All right, gentlemen.
Thanks for your cooperation.
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197. Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
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198. Shit!
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199. I like that shit.
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200. I like how you move.
You were trained well.
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201. Check that out. It's a bad dime.
See the hairs, undeveloped seeds.
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202. You see how immature it is.
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203. That's classic Mexican garbage.
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204. Let me see. It's old.
Probably last year's.
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205. To be truly effective...
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206. a good narcotics agent
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207. A good narcotics agent should have...
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208. narcotics in his blood.
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209. - What, you gonna smoke that?
- No, you are.
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210. - Hell if I am!
- Yes.
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211. - You're not?
- No.
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212. - Why? You a Mormon?
- I'm not losing my job.
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213. This is your job.
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214. - Smoke it.
- No.
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215. This ain't a test. Take a hit.
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216. Listen, I became a cop
to stop people from using—
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217. - That ain't cocaine. Take a hit.
- No, man.
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218. - Jesus Christ!
- Yeah, right.
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219. If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
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220. Turn shit down out here,
and your wife gets a flag.
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221. What's wrong with you?
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222. You know what?
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223. I don't want you in my unit.
Get the fuck out of my car, rookie.
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224. Poo butt-ass.
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225. - What's the holdup?
- Move it!
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226. Give me that thing.
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227. I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
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228. You want me to, I'll smoke it.
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229. Virgin lungs. Man up now.
Man up, nigga. Man up.
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230. Go ahead. Get it.
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231. - Come on!
- Shut the fuck up and just wait!
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232. - Man the fuck up! Finish that shit!
- Geronimo.
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233. Let's go, nigga. Let's go.
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234. Oh, shit!
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235. You okay, kid?
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236. That's a man size hit you took.
When's the last time you smoked weed?
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237. The last— Twelfth grade.
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238. We were...
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239. - Well, we were...
- Smoking weed.
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240. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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241. Left that out of your service jacket.
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242. I know you got secrets.
Everybody got secrets.
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243. - Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
- What's wet?
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244. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust.
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245. PCP. Primos. P-dog.
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246. That's what you had.
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247. You couldn't taste it?
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248. - I never done it.
- I haven't, but you have now.
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249. Shit!
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250. Shit. I'll get piss-tested,
and I'll get fired.
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251. The boss has our back.
We know before we piss.
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252. - Shit!
- Boom!
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253. Why did you do this?
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254. You're an adult.
Nobody made you smoke.
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255. You made a decision. Live with it.
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256. Not like I put a gun to your head.
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257. Man...
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258. - Oh, man, shit.
- Come on, get your shit together now.
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259. This is my dog's house.
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260. We'll see what he thinks of you.
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261. - Get your ass in here!
- Roger, what's up?
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262. - How are they treating you?
- All right.
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263. - I didn't wake you up?
- I never sleep.
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264. Right. This my new guy, Jake.
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265. Come on. Get in here.
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266. Yeah. Time to get my swerve on here!
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267. - What you drinking?
- The best.
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268. The best, I know. Best for the best.
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269. I heard about Vegas.
Got a green light on your ass.
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270. No problem.
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271. Russians want you. I got your back.
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272. I know that. Thank you.
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273. Here. Get that medicine up in you.
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274. - Back to the world.
- Back to the world.
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275. Went and got yourself
a daisy-fresh rookie.
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276. He's high as a motherfucker.
What did you give him?
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277. - A little of Mexico's finest.
- Yeah.
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278. Garbage.
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279. - Where'd you grow up?
- North Hollywood.
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280. - What's your last name?
- Hoyt.
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281. Hoyt. Hoyt...
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282. - Strong safety, North Hollywood High.
- Right.
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283. - How'd you know that?
- How did you?
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284. - I follow all the good players.
- No doubt.
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285. Excuse me. Shit.
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286. - Strong safety, huh?
- It's me. What's up?
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287. I can't do anything.
Clean up your own mess. Don't call me.
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288. Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
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289. Man walks out of his house,
sees this snail lying on his porch.
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290. So he picks it up,
chucks it into the backyard.
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291. Snail bounces off a rock,
busts its shell up all to shit...
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292. lands in the grass.
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293. Snail lies there dying.
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294. But...
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295. snail doesn't die.
Soon it can crawl again.
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296. And one day...
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297. snail heads back
to the front of the house.
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298. Finally, after about a year...
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299. the little guy crawls
back on the porch.
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300. Right then the man walks
out of his house...
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301. sees this snail again.
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302. So he looks at it...
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303. and he says:
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304. "The fuck's your problem?"
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305. That's not funny.
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306. What you laughing for then?
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307. - I don't know, man. I—
- Hey!
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308. Figure that joke out,
you'll figure the streets out.
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309. Nothing to figure out.
It's senseless bullshit.
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310. - You know— I already figured it out.
- Really?
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311. - Yeah.
- You already figured the streets out?
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312. Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
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313. - Put the drink down. What is that?
- Hold on!
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314. Hold on. Smiles and cries.
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315. Smiles and cries.
Smiles and cries. I hear you.
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316. Yeah, you gotta control
your smiles and cries...
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317. because that's all you have,
and nobody can take that away.
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318. Oh, shit.
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319. What you think, dog? Think this
greenhorn can handle undercover?
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320. You were just like him.
Same silly-ass look and everything.
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321. Saving the goddamn world.
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322. Now that's some smiles
and cries for your ass!
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323. - That was you.
- Shit lasted a week.
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324. Gotta get back to it.
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325. Thanks for the snort.
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326. - Good to see you.
- Yeah.
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327. Yes, sir. What you doing later?
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328. Stay home. Save some cheddar.
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329. My dream's less than a year away.
Philippine Islands, here I come.
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330. - Let me go too.
- You're invited.
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331. Hey. Open your eyes, man.
You'll feel a lot better.
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332. Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
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333. Who are you?
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334. I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?
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335. - I'm a cop. Watch out!
- Don't shoot nobody.
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336. Get that beer in you for ballast.
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337. - No, man.
- Get it in you. You'll feel better.
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338. Stop the car!
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339. Stop the car! I saw something!
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340. - Just relax.
- Stop!
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341. All right! Hold the fuck on— Hey!
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342. Fuck me, man! Shit.
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343. Police officer!
Get away from the girl!
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344. - I'm gonna fuck you too, cop!
- Get the—
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345. We didn't do shit! Bitch is crazy!
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346. Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
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347. Fucking ass prick!
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348. My nigga!
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349. Go ahead, cowboy,
you got mad squabbles.
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350. - Thanks for the help.
- You should've shot them.
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351. What's happening?
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352. - You're dead!
- Okay! Wait! Hold it!
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353. - You too, white boy!
- Okay...
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354. - My cousins will blast you fools!
- Calm down.
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355. - Calm down. You okay?
- No, I'm not!
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356. - Look at my nose!
- I see it.
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357. Put ice on it. You'll be fine.
What're you doing here?
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358. - I was just—
- They probably got AIDS.
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359. Why you not at school?
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360. I was going to a ditch party and—
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361. You almost became the ditch party.
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362. - Where your cousins from?
- Hillside "Trece"!
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363. - Remember that!
- Tell your cousins to get your back.
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364. Grab your bag and go home now.
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365. - No! I need a statement—
- Don't need no statement.
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366. - They'll fuck you up.
- We gonna let them go?
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367. You wanna beat them up, go ahead.
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368. I got a punching bag at home.
They should be off the streets.
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369. You hear that?
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370. - Wanna go home or to jail?
- What you think?
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371. Got room at the booty house.
You been there?
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372. - You'll grab your ankles.
- Suck my dick!
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373. - I know people.
- That's how it starts.
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374. What about you? What you got?
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375. - Got nothing?
- No.
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376. - You sure?
- Yeah.
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377. - Where's your horn?
- Got none.
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378. You got money, though.
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379. You lied to me!
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380. Lucky I don't make you eat that.
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381. Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up!
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382. Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?
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383. Turn around, sucker. Turn around.
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384. So you like raping girls?
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385. - Like to rape girls?
- No, man.
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386. - That's what you like?
- No...
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387. That what you like? Don't lie.
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388. Told me to suck your dick.
Is that what you said?
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389. Look at me.
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390. You wanted me
to suck your dick, right?
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391. Isn't that what you said?
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392. Didn't you say suck it?
Don't lie. Am I a liar?
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393. You didn't say that?
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394. That's not what you said?
So I'm lying?
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395. - No, please!
- Where is it? I can't find it.
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396. Pull your pants down.
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397. Which nut you want?
I'll leave you one.
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398. Your choice. Just make a decision.
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399. All right.
Put your hands on your head.
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400. Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
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401. Lucky I got other business.
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402. I'd cut your fucking dick off
and stick it up your funky ass. Bitch.
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403. Damn! I'm thirsty.
I want a beer. What about you?
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404. You want a beer?
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405. I'm gonna leave you three to it.
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406. Pussy-ass bitch!
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407. I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
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408. You won't see shit coming!
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409. I'll dent your mouth,
I'll crack your head open.
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410. You fucking pig! Come on!
Copy !req
411. - That girl's 14.
- She all woman, though.
Copy !req
412. You tax that ass for days, man!
Keep walking, bitch!
Copy !req
413. You want a beer?
Copy !req
414. - No, I don't want a beer, man.
- No? You mad?
Copy !req
415. Want to book that $60, huh?
Copy !req
416. Here, go ahead, book it into evidence.
Copy !req
417. Where the suspects? Go get them.
Copy !req
418. You let them go.
Copy !req
419. - I let them go?
- You did.
Copy !req
420. You want to run and gun,
stay in Patrol.
Copy !req
421. This is Investigations.
Copy !req
422. Garbage men handle garbage.
Copy !req
423. Professional anglers
go after the big fish.
Copy !req
424. Chasing them crackhead
motherfuckers...
Copy !req
425. - They'd have killed you.
- They belong in jail.
Copy !req
426. Why? They got beaten,
lost their money.
Copy !req
427. Hillside's "eses" will smoke them.
What more you want?
Copy !req
428. - I want justice.
- That's not justice?
Copy !req
429. - That's street justice.
- So?
Copy !req
430. - Let them kill each other?
- God willing.
Copy !req
431. Fuck them!
Everybody looking like them.
Copy !req
432. Reality is, the good guys...
Copy !req
433. they die first.
The school kids and moms...
Copy !req
434. family men, don't want to catch
any bullets.
Copy !req
435. To protect the sheep,
you got to catch the wolf.
Copy !req
436. It takes a wolf to catch a wolf,
understand?
Copy !req
437. What?
Copy !req
438. - Protect the sheep by killing wolves.
- I heard you.
Copy !req
439. - You didn't hear me.
- All right. Whatever.
Copy !req
440. Whatever the fuck-ever!
Copy !req
441. Do you ever lock anybody up?
You seem busy keeping people out.
Copy !req
442. You don't know shit!
Copy !req
443. Shit, they build jails because of me!
Copy !req
444. Judges gave over 15,000 man-years
of incarceration time...
Copy !req
445. based on my cases.
My record speaks for itself.
Copy !req
446. How many felons have you got?
Copy !req
447. I rest my case.
Copy !req
448. - I'm not smoking crack, all right?
- I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.
Copy !req
449. Put the $60 in there too.
Copy !req
450. That'll come in handy.
We'll use it like a credit card.
Copy !req
451. No matter what I say,
you did the right thing.
Copy !req
452. Reminds me when I was
chasing down bad guys.
Copy !req
453. Pretty amazing shit you did
back there.
Copy !req
454. Thanks.
Copy !req
455. I noticed you applied that chokehold
though, huh?
Copy !req
456. That's a no-no procedure.
Copy !req
457. - I was getting my ass kicked.
- You did what you had to do.
Copy !req
458. You did what you had to do.
Copy !req
459. That's right.
Copy !req
460. What a wolf does. You a wolf?
Copy !req
461. Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
Copy !req
462. No, I said a wolf,
not a rooster, a wolf.
Copy !req
463. - That's a rooster, give me a wolf!
- Give me a beer!
Copy !req
464. There you go! That's my nigga.
Copy !req
465. You got the magic eye, Hoyt.
Copy !req
466. You have the magic eye.
Copy !req
467. You up your street IQ...
Copy !req
468. you'll do some damage,
I guarantee.
Copy !req
469. Crime fighter.
Copy !req
470. - What you need?
- Crack.
Copy !req
471. - Uh, 20 bucks...
- Crack?
Copy !req
472. Smell like bacon!
Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
Copy !req
473. Fuck you, rookie!
Copy !req
474. Go fetch, dog.
Copy !req
475. You want me to...
Copy !req
476. Oh, come on, man, it's...
Copy !req
477. Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up!
Copy !req
478. Come on, stop!
Copy !req
479. Police officer! Police officer! Stop!
Come on, man!
Copy !req
480. Give me a break! Shit!
Copy !req
481. Get out! Get out of here
or I call police.
Copy !req
482. Police officer, ma'am, calm down.
I said stop! Stop!
Copy !req
483. Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
Copy !req
484. You're making this so much harder!
Just calm down!
Copy !req
485. You love this shit, huh?
Copy !req
486. Hey, man, hey!
Copy !req
487. Pick him up!
Copy !req
488. Civil rights violating motherfuckers!
Copy !req
489. Fuck!
Copy !req
490. - Watch the fucking legs, man!
- Pick his legs up.
Copy !req
491. Ain't got nothing better to do
than fuck with me, man? Shit!
Copy !req
492. Who you working for?
Copy !req
493. I ain't work for nobody!
I'm on disability!
Copy !req
494. Shit! You know you cracking.
Copy !req
495. I don't sell no more.
Copy !req
496. - No rocks?
- No rocks.
Copy !req
497. - But I found this.
- No, you don't.
Copy !req
498. That motherfucker planted
that shit on me.
Copy !req
499. Put me in the front seat,
I'll whup his ass!
Copy !req
500. Who you working for?
Copy !req
501. Told you I don't work for nobody, man!
Copy !req
502. Where the rocks?
Copy !req
503. I got nothing on me.
I gave it up.
Copy !req
504. Where the rocks?
Copy !req
505. Open your mouth.
Copy !req
506. You a doctor now?
Copy !req
507. A dentist. Open it.
Copy !req
508. Lift up your tongue.
Copy !req
509. Your partner already searched me.
I'm straight.
Copy !req
510. Yeah, okay.
Copy !req
511. You got a pen, got a writing pen?
Copy !req
512. Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
Copy !req
513. Nothing in there?
Copy !req
514. Nothing, man!
Copy !req
515. Ain't got nothing, huh?
Copy !req
516. God!
Copy !req
517. - Damn!
- Now what is that?
Copy !req
518. - Crack, man!
- Right. Jimmy crack corn.
Copy !req
519. One, two, three, four, five, six.
Copy !req
520. Oh, you federally fucked now.
Copy !req
521. You got crack and a gun.
Copy !req
522. With your record you'll get
10 years per bullet, you know?
Copy !req
523. Give me a name, now.
Copy !req
524. - You know I ain't no snitch!
- I know you ain't.
Copy !req
525. Give me a name.
Copy !req
526. - Twenty. A name!
- Fuck!
Copy !req
527. That's 30 years!
Copy !req
528. You want to go to jail or go home?
Copy !req
529. - He in County.
- Who?
Copy !req
530. This nigga named Sandman.
That's all I know! Shit!
Copy !req
531. Sandman?
Copy !req
532. See how easy it was?
Copy !req
533. - Unhook him.
- Sick of this shit, man!
Copy !req
534. Want the evidence?
Copy !req
535. - Fuck that, man.
- My nigga.
Copy !req
536. - It's Bob.
- Hello.
Copy !req
537. - How's it going?
- It's Alonzo.
Copy !req
538. - Got your gang book?
- Why?
Copy !req
539. I need a res on a Sandman.
He may be in custody.
Copy !req
540. - Hold on. I'll check.
- No problem.
Copy !req
541. That doesn't fly anymore.
Shoving a pen down.
Copy !req
542. - What if he complains?
- To who?
Copy !req
543. 23130, 113th Street.
Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?
Copy !req
544. I know where it is.
Copy !req
545. - Out there by lmperial Courts?
- Exactly, uh-huh.
Copy !req
546. - Thanks a lot.
- No problem.
Copy !req
547. - We go after Sandman?
- We go after him.
Copy !req
548. Opening a Circuit City?
Copy !req
549. No, unclaimed shit from Property.
Copy !req
550. Hand it out to my CI's, witnesses,
victims.
Copy !req
551. Try to help out their families.
Put this on.
Copy !req
552. Come on, let's go.
Copy !req
553. Intel says she lives here alone.
She got two female juveniles...
Copy !req
554. possibly a male juvenile.
Copy !req
555. - If he's not here, why are we?
- To serve this warrant.
Copy !req
556. - We can't do that.
- Yes, we can. We the police.
Copy !req
557. - Why not get a real warrant?
- We trying to get shit done.
Copy !req
558. Stand over there
and don't get me killed.
Copy !req
559. - Police, we got a search warrant!
- L.A.P.D., open up!
Copy !req
560. Kevin ain't here!
Copy !req
561. Just open the door!
Copy !req
562. Kevin ain't here!
Copy !req
563. - Open the door, ma'am!
- He ain't even here!
Copy !req
564. I said Kevin ain't even over here!
Copy !req
565. We got a search warrant.
Open up.
Copy !req
566. Ain't nobody here!
Copy !req
567. Get your big ass down!
Right down! Down!
Copy !req
568. Don't move, spread them out!
Don't move!
Copy !req
569. Anybody in the house?
Is anybody in the house?
Copy !req
570. My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
Copy !req
571. Okay. I'm gonna clear the house,
check it for weapons.
Copy !req
572. Kitchen's clear!
Copy !req
573. - Dimitri?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
574. Put your hands up, son.
Copy !req
575. - Anybody else?
- No.
Copy !req
576. - You sure?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
577. Okay, just stay right there.
Don't move! Don't you move.
Copy !req
578. Stand up. Keep your hands
where I can see them.
Copy !req
579. Sit down and place them
on your knees.
Copy !req
580. Sit down. We're the good guys.
Copy !req
581. Just sit down right over there
next to your auntie.
Copy !req
582. Right over there.
Copy !req
583. House is Code-4.
I'm starting the search.
Copy !req
584. - I wanna see that warrant.
- The what?
Copy !req
585. The warrant. I need a copy.
Copy !req
586. My partner has it.
He'll be out soon.
Copy !req
587. Where's your backup?
Copy !req
588. Just be quiet until we're through
with our investigation.
Copy !req
589. - You got the gun, don't you?
- That's right.
Copy !req
590. Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
Copy !req
591. You a rookie.
Copy !req
592. Give me a break, okay?
Copy !req
593. How you doing over there?
Copy !req
594. You cool? Come on.
Don't worry about it, you're cool.
Copy !req
595. Just stay cool.
Copy !req
596. All right.
Copy !req
597. - Ma'am, please sit down.
- You act like you pay the rent!
Copy !req
598. - Sit down!
- You all stink!
Copy !req
599. You gotta get drunk to come
up here!
Copy !req
600. - Sit down now!
- Y'all stink!
Copy !req
601. You're gonna shoot me, boss?
Copy !req
602. Close your eyes.
This punk cop is gonna shoot me!
Copy !req
603. - Sit down, right now!
- Okay.
Copy !req
604. Okay! Everything is fine.
Copy !req
605. We made a mistake.
Copy !req
606. Didn't find a damn thing.
I'm very sorry.
Copy !req
607. Thanks for your cooperation.
Let's go.
Copy !req
608. - Show me that warrant.
- What?
Copy !req
609. I want to see that goddamn warrant!
Copy !req
610. Here you go. Let's go!
Copy !req
611. Shit!
Copy !req
612. Motherfuckers!
Copy !req
613. Hey, jackers! Give me my money back.
Copy !req
614. You ain't no police!
Give me my money back!
Copy !req
615. Jackers, why you all standing
over there? Blast them fools!
Copy !req
616. You ain't no police!
Copy !req
617. I want my money back!
Copy !req
618. Start, you motherfucker!
Copy !req
619. Fuck! Gun!
Copy !req
620. - Just get out of here!
- Stay in the car!
Copy !req
621. Yeah, motherfuckers!
Copy !req
622. That was not cool, all right?
That was not cool at all!
Copy !req
623. Opening fire in a neighborhood.
Copy !req
624. Where was the Sandman?
What were you doing back there?
Copy !req
625. Checking for narcotics activity.
Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
Copy !req
626. - Yeah, cash!
- Speak on it, son.
Copy !req
627. - She's screaming about money—
- Bullshit.
Copy !req
628. She's screaming
about having us killed!
Copy !req
629. I'll be on the 6:00 news
in handcuffs because of you.
Copy !req
630. With the scandals,
it is open season on misconduct.
Copy !req
631. - They'll nail us to the wall.
- Pull over.
Copy !req
632. - Pull over.
- Here?
Copy !req
633. - Yeah, pull over.
- Shit!
Copy !req
634. What?
Copy !req
635. Listen.
Copy !req
636. You're in a privileged position
to learn.
Copy !req
637. Keep your mouth shut, eyes open.
Copy !req
638. Want to do some good,
this is the place to learn.
Copy !req
639. You can't take it, maybe you
should go back to your division.
Copy !req
640. Get a nice job lighting flares
or measuring car wrecks.
Copy !req
641. You got to decide
whether you're a wolf...
Copy !req
642. or a sheep.
Copy !req
643. Get your ink...
Copy !req
644. or go give him a hand.
Copy !req
645. What are we doing here?
We'll get killed.
Copy !req
646. - You know about this place?
- It's the Jungle, right?
Copy !req
647. They say don't come with anything
less than a platoon.
Copy !req
648. This is the heart of it.
Copy !req
649. Jungle. Damu headquarters.
Copy !req
650. Stoners.
Copy !req
651. A lot of murder investigations
lead here.
Copy !req
652. One way in, one way out.
Copy !req
653. Thought we were going to eat.
Copy !req
654. Don't ever come here without me.
I'm serious. For your safety.
Copy !req
655. - How'd you get a golden pass?
- I treat them fair.
Copy !req
656. They know if they cross the line,
I tax that ass.
Copy !req
657. What's that, up there?
Copy !req
658. They flipping pigeons
to signal I'm here.
Copy !req
659. - What's up, Bone?
- What's up?
Copy !req
660. - What's up?
- It's all good.
Copy !req
661. I appreciate what you did
for my nephew.
Copy !req
662. For sure. For sure.
Copy !req
663. You better call me.
Copy !req
664. I'm sick of it.
I can't stand him!
Copy !req
665. - Who are they?
- Nobody. I got them under my thumb.
Copy !req
666. - What's up, Alonzo?
- All right, Spider. What's happening?
Copy !req
667. Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you.
Go ahead.
Copy !req
668. All that jelly and no toast.
Copy !req
669. - Who lives here?
- Just one of my lovelies.
Copy !req
670. A loving touch, you know?
Don't worry.
Copy !req
671. New guy, Jake.
Copy !req
672. Nice to meet you.
Welcome to my house.
Copy !req
673. - Give him some food. Take care of him.
- Of course.
Copy !req
674. - Of course. How are you?
- Good, good.
Copy !req
675. I have cable.
You watch whatever you want, okay?
Copy !req
676. - Thanks.
- This is your house.
Copy !req
677. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
678. - How you doing?
- Fine.
Copy !req
679. Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.
Copy !req
680. Thank you. It looks great.
Copy !req
681. I have to go.
Copy !req
682. Yeah, all right.
Copy !req
683. Let's go.
We got a meeting in 15 minutes.
Copy !req
684. - I just need to—
- Forget it. Let's go.
Copy !req
685. I'll see you, buddy.
Copy !req
686. You okay?
Copy !req
687. Here, use this.
Copy !req
688. - Who's here?
- L.A.P.D.'s finest.
Copy !req
689. Don't speak till you're spoken to.
Copy !req
690. Come on.
Copy !req
691. Good to see you.
Copy !req
692. That's my new guy. Jake Hoyt.
Captain Lou Jacobs.
Copy !req
693. Need to talk to the feds,
go to him first.
Copy !req
694. He'll take your back for you.
Copy !req
695. Stan Gursky,
he runs the D.A. shooting team.
Copy !req
696. Think about him
before you shoot someone.
Copy !req
697. If you're wrong,
he'll use your nuts for dice.
Copy !req
698. Right here,
Detective Doug Rosselli...
Copy !req
699. handles theft cases
for the French-poodle crowd.
Copy !req
700. He's a good man.
Copy !req
701. - Pleased to meet you.
- Good man.
Copy !req
702. - Should I...?
- Shoo.
Copy !req
703. Get yourself a steak or something.
Copy !req
704. All right, gents.
Copy !req
705. I don't know why I'm meeting you.
I don't talk to dead men.
Copy !req
706. I ain't dead yet.
Copy !req
707. Fucking prick. Excuse me.
Copy !req
708. Why the long face, Doug?
Copy !req
709. - Feds seize your house or something?
- Fuck yourself.
Copy !req
710. Tell him the story.
Copy !req
711. Come on, tell the story.
Copy !req
712. - If it's so funny, you tell him.
- It's your story.
Copy !req
713. Asshole.
Copy !req
714. All right.
There's a serial burglar.
Copy !req
715. Chased him for a year.
A real slickster.
Copy !req
716. Captain's riding my ass
the whole time.
Copy !req
717. - Sentencing was today.
- Judge is female.
Copy !req
718. That's right. Landers.
Copy !req
719. I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
Copy !req
720. No?
Copy !req
721. Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter,
packs his ass-crack with it.
Copy !req
722. He's standing before the bench,
waiting to give his statement.
Copy !req
723. Shoves his hand down his pants,
comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
Copy !req
724. Bailiffs won't come near him.
Copy !req
725. Now he looks the judge
right in the eyes...
Copy !req
726. and licks his fingers clean.
Copy !req
727. Holy shit.
Copy !req
728. So the judge says:
Copy !req
729. "This man's insane.
He can't go to prison."
Copy !req
730. - Sends him to Psychiatric.
- She fell for it.
Copy !req
731. Yeah! She's so fucking smart.
Copy !req
732. By the time she found out,
the guy's already been transferred.
Copy !req
733. - Proceedings closed.
- Yeah, closed.
Copy !req
734. He'll do six months
in the puzzle factory...
Copy !req
735. and they'll let him go.
Copy !req
736. Never, ever do a day in prison.
Copy !req
737. Give him credit. He worked the system,
deserves his freedom.
Copy !req
738. Yeah? Think so?
Copy !req
739. Or not.
Copy !req
740. I'll tell you what.
Copy !req
741. I'll find this guy on the street...
Copy !req
742. and I'll do him.
Copy !req
743. Better take his bullets away,
Stan.
Copy !req
744. Shit!
Copy !req
745. Heard you had an expensive weekend
in Vegas.
Copy !req
746. How did you ever screw up so bad?
Copy !req
747. It's nothing.
I didn't know. It's not my town.
Copy !req
748. The Russians don't care
if you're a cop.
Copy !req
749. They'll whack you.
You ought to get on a plane.
Copy !req
750. Why?
Copy !req
751. - It's an easy fix.
- How?
Copy !req
752. I'll just cash in an account.
Copy !req
753. - Whose?
- One of my old ones. My first one.
Copy !req
754. The guy's a high-security risk.
Copy !req
755. If I'm not around,
who will keep him off the radar?
Copy !req
756. I'm just taxing him, that's all.
Okay?
Copy !req
757. It's your call.
Copy !req
758. Don't dick this up.
Copy !req
759. I do not want to see you
on the front page like the others.
Copy !req
760. Yeah, I understand.
Copy !req
761. Who's driving?
Copy !req
762. Me. Gray Mercedes.
Copy !req
763. Get the car.
Copy !req
764. Black Monte Carlo there,
back windows shot out.
Copy !req
765. It's me.
Listen, we got the green light.
Copy !req
766. Fax a copy
of the warrant to the clerk.
Copy !req
767. Get it signed by the judge, and I want
you and Paul to bring it to me.
Copy !req
768. Tell Jeff to pick up some tools.
Picks and shovels.
Copy !req
769. Make sure he signs them out
from maintenance. Copy?
Copy !req
770. That's right. Hurry up! Later.
Copy !req
771. So how much cash was in that jacket?
Copy !req
772. Forty G's.
Copy !req
773. What's that for?
Copy !req
774. - Really want to know?
- Yes, I do.
Copy !req
775. Nothing's free in this world.
Not even arrest warrants.
Copy !req
776. Shit, man, I didn't want to know.
Copy !req
777. Check this out.
Nice suit, Mark.
Copy !req
778. - Beautiful suit.
- Yeah, fuck you guys!
Copy !req
779. All right. Nice, nice.
Copy !req
780. What's up, Alonzo?
Copy !req
781. - The picks and shovels?
- In the trunk.
Copy !req
782. Digging a ditch?
Copy !req
783. No, you are.
Nice suit you got on there.
Copy !req
784. That's what I said.
Copy !req
785. - What up, killer?
- What's up with you?
Copy !req
786. - Heard you ran into trouble.
- It's all good.
Copy !req
787. Don't worry, everything's fine.
Copy !req
788. Shit, if we can get away with it,
I'm with you.
Copy !req
789. - Who the fuck is this?
- Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
Copy !req
790. You're a long way from Starbucks.
Copy !req
791. - Why the fuck is he here?
- Gotta get his cherry popped.
Copy !req
792. Stay the fuck out of my way.
Copy !req
793. This is for the big dogs. Feel me?
Copy !req
794. Here it is, all legit,
signed by the judge, okay?
Copy !req
795. Thanks to the Sandman.
Now listen.
Copy !req
796. Safety is first.
Copy !req
797. He gives us shit,
we give him lead.
Copy !req
798. Let's do this right
so we can all go home.
Copy !req
799. Time to punch in, ladies.
Copy !req
800. Freeze! On the floor!
Copy !req
801. - Down!
- What are you clowns doing?
Copy !req
802. Hey, new guy, watch him!
Copy !req
803. - I'm on him.
- You know what you're doing?
Copy !req
804. Drop your gun!
Copy !req
805. Five. Four. Three.
Copy !req
806. Boom!
Copy !req
807. Give me a reason.
Copy !req
808. Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
Copy !req
809. What's up, Roger?
Copy !req
810. - What's going down, brother?
- Oh, it's all good, baby.
Copy !req
811. It's all good.
Copy !req
812. That's for you.
Copy !req
813. What am I supposed to do with this?
Wipe my ass?
Copy !req
814. Bad news, dog.
Copy !req
815. Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.
Copy !req
816. Please.
Copy !req
817. Had lunch with the wise men.
Copy !req
818. You gotta render unto Caesar.
Copy !req
819. - Those vampires want my pension.
- No, no.
Copy !req
820. Just a tax.
Copy !req
821. They got their boats and mistresses,
house payments.
Copy !req
822. Nothing I can do.
I'm just a lowly civil servant.
Copy !req
823. You're their bitch.
Copy !req
824. - What about me?
- I got your back.
Copy !req
825. Don't worry, we won't
take anything you'll miss.
Copy !req
826. I'm sorry. Orders, dog.
Copy !req
827. No you ain't, cop.
Copy !req
828. In the kitchen, fellas.
Copy !req
829. Give me the bitch.
Copy !req
830. You guys hold him down.
Copy !req
831. - Who'll pay for my floor?
- The city.
Copy !req
832. Right here.
Copy !req
833. That's what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
834. What's in here? Coke?
Copy !req
835. You'll see.
Copy !req
836. Grab that hammer
and knock this lock off.
Copy !req
837. One, two...
Copy !req
838. That's $250,000 you're holding.
Copy !req
839. Over four million in here.
Copy !req
840. A $3 million bust on day one.
Copy !req
841. - You said four.
- Minus tax, brother!
Copy !req
842. Nothing's free in this world.
Copy !req
843. Buy your wife a car.
Put the kids through college.
Copy !req
844. The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
Copy !req
845. Somebody didn't sleep
through Ethics.
Copy !req
846. You don't want a piece of this?
Copy !req
847. No, right?
Copy !req
848. Not like this.
Copy !req
849. No.
Copy !req
850. No?
Copy !req
851. First time, you're not comfortable.
I'll hold it for you.
Copy !req
852. - What about you?
- Oh, I'm comfortable.
Copy !req
853. - How about you?
- I'm very comfortable.
Copy !req
854. Let's wrap this up.
Copy !req
855. Don't touch a thing! Evidence.
Copy !req
856. Alonzo, what are
those pricks thinking?
Copy !req
857. That I'm gonna stand still and
let them horsefuck me?
Copy !req
858. Could put you out of your misery.
Copy !req
859. Hey, Jake, here.
Copy !req
860. Sit down.
Copy !req
861. Here's a secret:
Copy !req
862. When you kill someone on duty...
Copy !req
863. they have to be your slave
in the afterlife.
Copy !req
864. There you go.
Copy !req
865. Start an entourage.
Copy !req
866. - Shoot him?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
867. Come on, kid. Do me a favor.
Copy !req
868. Come on.
Copy !req
869. Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
Copy !req
870. Are you serious?
Copy !req
871. Hey, close the blinds.
Copy !req
872. - All right, I'll shoot him.
- Go.
Copy !req
873. - Pow!
- Boom!
Copy !req
874. Shoot him.
Copy !req
875. No, man.
Copy !req
876. Kids these days.
Not gonna do it?
Copy !req
877. All right, give it to me.
Copy !req
878. Rookies!
Copy !req
879. You want shit done,
you gotta do it yourself.
Copy !req
880. Holy shit!
Copy !req
881. Come on, breathe.
Copy !req
882. Breathe, there you go.
Copy !req
883. Just let it go.
Copy !req
884. Breathe, dog!
Copy !req
885. He's finished.
Copy !req
886. - Where's the stinger?
- Right here.
Copy !req
887. All right, Jeff.
Copy !req
888. You took fire coming in.
Copy !req
889. I need some time off, but...
Copy !req
890. - Watch the shades.
- All right.
Copy !req
891. - Ready?
- Kiss me.
Copy !req
892. One...
Copy !req
893. - You okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
894. I gotta give you one more, though.
Copy !req
895. Do it.
Copy !req
896. Fuck!
Copy !req
897. It's not what you know,
it's what you prove.
Copy !req
898. Here it is.
Mark and Paul kick the door.
Copy !req
899. Jeff's in first.
Roger fires twice.
Copy !req
900. What, one go through?
Copy !req
901. - You shot him!
- You fucking shot me, man!
Copy !req
902. - Don't worry.
- Call an ambulance!
Copy !req
903. Go to jail, or go home?
Copy !req
904. All right, here's the scenario.
Copy !req
905. Mark and Paul kick the door.
Jeff runs in.
Copy !req
906. Roger opens fire, hits Jeff.
Copy !req
907. Hoyt is in second,
drops Roger with the shotgun.
Copy !req
908. - Who shot Roger?
- New guy.
Copy !req
909. - New guy.
- You two?
Copy !req
910. - Hoyt.
- Fuck Hoyt. Ambulance time!
Copy !req
911. Done. Paul, call them up.
Copy !req
912. 11 -49.998. Shots fired.
Copy !req
913. Officer down. Repeat, officer down.
Copy !req
914. 5951 Baxter Street.
Copy !req
915. Congratulations. You're gonna get
a medal of valor for this.
Copy !req
916. - I didn't shoot him.
- Four cops saw it.
Copy !req
917. But I didn't. You did.
Copy !req
918. "An L.A.P.D. narcotics officer
was killed today...
Copy !req
919. serving a warrant
in Echo Park."
Copy !req
920. Give me the bitch.
Copy !req
921. "A spokesperson said
the officer is survived...
Copy !req
922. by a wife and child."
Copy !req
923. There's more. You get the picture?
Copy !req
924. Yeah, I get it.
Copy !req
925. That's the second time
you pointed a gun at me!
Copy !req
926. Goddamn, boy! That's it, Jake!
Copy !req
927. Y'all see this?
That's it!
Copy !req
928. - I'll put a bullet in that melon.
- Wait, wait.
Copy !req
929. I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!
Copy !req
930. Shoot me.
He's coming with me.
Copy !req
931. - I'll shoot!
- He's a fed.
Copy !req
932. No, he ain't. He's just a kid
that got the drop on y'all.
Copy !req
933. Let's take a deep breath
and just diffuse this. Jake?
Copy !req
934. I didn't sign up for this!
Copy !req
935. I know you're angry.
Everybody, put the guns down.
Copy !req
936. - Hell, no.
- Choirboy first.
Copy !req
937. Listen! That's an order!
Copy !req
938. Put them down!
Copy !req
939. Use your ears, Jake.
Copy !req
940. Sometimes we take this shit
all the way.
Copy !req
941. It's the nature of the business.
Copy !req
942. You'll never have to pull
the trigger again, all right?
Copy !req
943. - Mark, where are you transferring?
- S.I.S.
Copy !req
944. Detective.
Copy !req
945. You give me 18 months,
I give you a career.
Copy !req
946. We make the big seizures, Jake.
Copy !req
947. But if you're in my unit,
you gotta be in it all the way.
Copy !req
948. I thought you were man enough
to handle this shit.
Copy !req
949. Five decorated officers say
that you shot Roger.
Copy !req
950. They will check your blood
for intoxicants.
Copy !req
951. What are they gonna find?
Copy !req
952. You've been smoking PCP all day.
Copy !req
953. - You've been planning this all day.
- All week, son.
Copy !req
954. You talk, your blood gets to the lab.
Copy !req
955. You wanna take a walk?
You won't make it out of here.
Copy !req
956. If you're cool, you're a hero.
Copy !req
957. You're above suspicion.
Copy !req
958. Alonzo, there's two shots left.
Copy !req
959. We need to kill him now
and say Roger got him.
Copy !req
960. No, we ain't killing nobody.
Copy !req
961. This is a good man. I can feel it.
Copy !req
962. Just had a little freak-out,
that's all.
Copy !req
963. I say he's cool.
Copy !req
964. Nobody's gonna hurt him.
Copy !req
965. You do have a decision to make.
Copy !req
966. Because this place is gonna
be overrun with blue suits.
Copy !req
967. So why don't you please
go outside, clear your head.
Copy !req
968. Or shoot me.
Copy !req
969. Hey, Paul?
Copy !req
970. You're dead, motherfucker!
You hear me? Dead!
Copy !req
971. Well, lay off the device.
Copy !req
972. All right.
Copy !req
973. Make sure that tub is clean.
Copy !req
974. All right?
Copy !req
975. All right, later.
Copy !req
976. You all right?
Copy !req
977. It behooves you not
to dick around on this one.
Copy !req
978. Justifiable homicide
in the line of duty.
Copy !req
979. - Now, what happened—
- What happened was murder.
Copy !req
980. And armed robbery.
Copy !req
981. We had badges, so it's different?
Copy !req
982. Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
Copy !req
983. That man was your friend,
and you killed him like a fly.
Copy !req
984. My friend? Tell me why?
Copy !req
985. Because he knows my first name?
Copy !req
986. This is the game.
I played his ass.
Copy !req
987. That's our job.
Copy !req
988. Roger sold dope to kids.
The world's better off without him.
Copy !req
989. This man was the biggest
major violator in Los Angeles.
Copy !req
990. I watched that cocksucker for years
and now I got him.
Copy !req
991. This is chess, not checkers!
Copy !req
992. What'd you think?
We'd roll up in a black and white?
Copy !req
993. Slap the cuffs on him?
Copy !req
994. He's a high roller, dog.
Copy !req
995. - Take the money.
- I'm not taking it.
Copy !req
996. - Just take it.
- No!
Copy !req
997. Look, I don't give a fuck, but
the boys'll feel better.
Copy !req
998. Fuck their feelings!
Copy !req
999. Jake, we're a team.
Copy !req
1000. A team?
Copy !req
1001. You guys are fucking insane.
Copy !req
1002. I'll go back to the Valley,
I'll cut parking tickets.
Copy !req
1003. - It can't be like this.
- It is.
Copy !req
1004. I'm sorry, but it is.
Copy !req
1005. It's ugly, but it's necessary.
Copy !req
1006. I became a cop to put away
dealers and criminals, not to be one.
Copy !req
1007. You sound just like me.
Copy !req
1008. I know what you're
going through and feeling.
Copy !req
1009. - You're scared.
- I'm not.
Copy !req
1010. Yes, you are. Everyone goes
through that the first time. I did.
Copy !req
1011. The sooner you match
what's in your head...
Copy !req
1012. with what's in the real world...
Copy !req
1013. the better you'll feel.
Copy !req
1014. In this business...
Copy !req
1015. you gotta have dirt on you
to be trusted.
Copy !req
1016. When all this is behind you, a whole
other world will open up for you.
Copy !req
1017. I walk a higher path, son.
Copy !req
1018. I have the keys to all the doors.
Copy !req
1019. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1020. My guys aren't leaders, they're clowns.
You're a leader.
Copy !req
1021. You want my job?
You got it.
Copy !req
1022. You want to lock up poisoners?
This is the place to do it.
Copy !req
1023. But you gotta take your time.
Copy !req
1024. You'll make detective,
you'll grow wise.
Copy !req
1025. And then you can change things.
Copy !req
1026. But it's gotta be from the inside.
Copy !req
1027. Let's go downtown to the station.
Talk to my guy, Stan.
Copy !req
1028. He'll go through what you
gotta say to the D.A.
Copy !req
1029. What are we doing now?
Copy !req
1030. I told an informant I'd take care
of his family for him.
Copy !req
1031. Bring them food, stuff like that.
Copy !req
1032. Gotta help out the family.
Copy !req
1033. Believe it or not,
I do try to do some good.
Copy !req
1034. You know where you're at, dog?
Copy !req
1035. The fuck you looking at?
Copy !req
1036. Hey, we got some things
for the family.
Copy !req
1037. Kitchen's this way.
Copy !req
1038. Put it on the counter.
Copy !req
1039. - Where's the head?
- Right through.
Copy !req
1040. I'm gonna go to the head.
Two seconds, we're gone.
Copy !req
1041. Hey, let me get the CD player.
Copy !req
1042. No, the CD player's mine.
Copy !req
1043. Dreamer! Come here!
Copy !req
1044. Count that shit, all right?
Copy !req
1045. Thanks a lot, I was busy.
Copy !req
1046. Learn how to count, fucking math whiz.
Copy !req
1047. - You looked!
- I didn't.
Copy !req
1048. You calling me a cheater, "ese"?
Copy !req
1049. Deal again, Sniper.
Copy !req
1050. You play cards, cop?
Copy !req
1051. No, not really.
Copy !req
1052. Want a beer?
Copy !req
1053. Have a cold one.
Copy !req
1054. No, thanks, I'm good.
Copy !req
1055. Come on, sit down.
Play a card game with us.
Copy !req
1056. Don't be rude, "ese." You're a guest.
Copy !req
1057. Why don't you play one hand?
Copy !req
1058. Don't worry, we ain't betting money.
Copy !req
1059. We gotta roll in a second.
Copy !req
1060. Alonzo's taking a shit.
Copy !req
1061. All right, I'll play one hand.
Copy !req
1062. Is this five-card draw?
Copy !req
1063. Yeah, jokers are wild.
Copy !req
1064. Why don't you tell us something?
Copy !req
1065. How long you been a pig?
Copy !req
1066. My bad. My bad.
Copy !req
1067. I meant a police officer.
Copy !req
1068. I've been a pig for 19 months.
Copy !req
1069. Is that right? You like it?
Copy !req
1070. I should've been a fireman.
One more.
Copy !req
1071. - What you got, dog?
- Three of a kind.
Copy !req
1072. I didn't get shit.
Copy !req
1073. Boo-ya, baby!
Copy !req
1074. Two pair!
Copy !req
1075. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1076. He won.
Copy !req
1077. I got two pair!
Copy !req
1078. Three of a kind beats two pair,
you fucking dumb truck.
Copy !req
1079. You're fucking stupid.
Take your medication.
Copy !req
1080. Seriously. I know I'm number one.
Copy !req
1081. See why we don't play for money?
Because of this "vato."
Copy !req
1082. - Show me your "cohete."
- What?
Copy !req
1083. Your gun, homes.
Underneath your shirt.
Copy !req
1084. What is it,380 stainless?
Copy !req
1085. - 9mm Beretta.
- Like that?
Copy !req
1086. - Just like it.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1087. Here's the problem.
Copy !req
1088. I seen this one.
I want to see yours.
Copy !req
1089. Come on, "ese,"
I ain't gonna shoot nobody.
Copy !req
1090. Let me check it out.
Copy !req
1091. Learn that in the Academy?
Copy !req
1092. Neat trick.
This is nice.
Copy !req
1093. Nice.
You could fuck a "vato" up with this.
Copy !req
1094. What you do is, you aim like that.
Copy !req
1095. I'm just playing.
Copy !req
1096. Yeah, I gotta go.
Alonzo!
Copy !req
1097. Kick back and party.
Copy !req
1098. Ain't nothing out there for you.
Copy !req
1099. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1100. Hey, white boy.
Copy !req
1101. If you ask me homes,
that's just, of course, if you ask...
Copy !req
1102. Alonzo played you, "ese."
Copy !req
1103. Big time.
Copy !req
1104. Wait, where you going?
Copy !req
1105. It's your deal.
Copy !req
1106. It's all there.
Copy !req
1107. - Sure?
- You can count it yourself.
Copy !req
1108. Alonzo pulled off a miracle.
Copy !req
1109. Times are tight.
Scared up a lot of cash.
Copy !req
1110. Who'd he jack, homes?
Copy !req
1111. I don't know.
Copy !req
1112. He jacked Roger.
Copy !req
1113. Blasted that fool.
Copy !req
1114. Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless "vato."
Copy !req
1115. But I like that.
Copy !req
1116. That's why I never shake his hand.
Copy !req
1117. He don't respect "nada."
Copy !req
1118. Know what the money's for?
Copy !req
1119. Alonzo, he's a hothead.
Copy !req
1120. Last week in Vegas, some Russian
starts talking shit.
Copy !req
1121. Alonzo, he just snapped.
Copy !req
1122. Beat his ass to death.
Copy !req
1123. Turns out, that Russian,
he's a somebody.
Copy !req
1124. Now, Alonzo's into the Russians
for a million.
Copy !req
1125. How do you know that?
Copy !req
1126. Alonzo has until tonight to pay up.
Copy !req
1127. But he's still on their list.
Copy !req
1128. Nobody thought he could
get the cash.
Copy !req
1129. Good thing he did.
They're looking for him.
Copy !req
1130. If he don't turn up downtown with
the cash by midnight...
Copy !req
1131. Your "vato..."
Copy !req
1132. he's dead.
Copy !req
1133. Hey, pig.
Copy !req
1134. Ever had your shit pushed in?
Copy !req
1135. Simple question.
Copy !req
1136. - No?
- No.
Copy !req
1137. - Had my shit pushed in.
- Yeah, man.
Copy !req
1138. I had my shit pushed in, bro!
Copy !req
1139. Big time!
Copy !req
1140. Smiley?
Copy !req
1141. Sure, I always get love
from the homeys.
Copy !req
1142. You guys fucked him up!
Copy !req
1143. Go next door.
Copy !req
1144. Get the fuck out of here!
Copy !req
1145. You fucked up.
Copy !req
1146. You're under arrest!
Copy !req
1147. For being a cop, dogging me
in the mouth in my own pad.
Copy !req
1148. You got the right
to be bitch-slapped!
Copy !req
1149. Drag him to the tub.
Copy !req
1150. Punk motherfucker!
Copy !req
1151. Raid his ass!
Copy !req
1152. Do it!
Copy !req
1153. It's gonna be loud.
Copy !req
1154. Let me get his money.
Copy !req
1155. - Wait.
- Hurry up.
Copy !req
1156. Smiley, check it out.
Copy !req
1157. Is that your little cousin?
Copy !req
1158. - What's this?
- I found it!
Copy !req
1159. - Who had it?
- I found it!
Copy !req
1160. Where?
Copy !req
1161. I found it in MacArthur Park!
MacArthur Park!
Copy !req
1162. Wait up, I can't even see.
Copy !req
1163. Shut the fuck up!
Copy !req
1164. Get in your last prayer.
Copy !req
1165. Listen to me, man.
Copy !req
1166. She was being raped.
Copy !req
1167. Two crackheads were attacking her...
Copy !req
1168. and I stopped them!
I swear to God!
Copy !req
1169. - You're lying to me!
- I am not lying!
Copy !req
1170. She was being raped!
Copy !req
1171. I stopped them!
Copy !req
1172. Please! I got a kid.
Copy !req
1173. - Shut up, fag!
- Blast his ass.
Copy !req
1174. I have a little girl!
Copy !req
1175. Do it!
Copy !req
1176. I'm gonna get to the bottom of your
bullshit. She's my cousin, homes.
Copy !req
1177. Ain't right involving her.
Copy !req
1178. You fucked up.
Copy !req
1179. If you're lying to me...
Copy !req
1180. I blow your balls off.
Copy !req
1181. - Hello.
- Hey, Letty.
Copy !req
1182. - What's up?
- Hey, Smiley.
Copy !req
1183. Just doing homework. You want Tony?
Copy !req
1184. No, I want you.
Copy !req
1185. - You go to school today?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1186. - You didn't ditch?
- Nope.
Copy !req
1187. I went to every class. Why?
Copy !req
1188. I heard different.
Copy !req
1189. Cops talk to you today?
Copy !req
1190. - No, no.
- All right, Letty...
Copy !req
1191. don't bullshit me.
Copy !req
1192. I got jumped by two crackheads.
Copy !req
1193. - You got jumped?
- I think they wanted to rape me.
Copy !req
1194. But nothing happened, okay?
Copy !req
1195. Because this cop came.
Copy !req
1196. They almost killed him...
Copy !req
1197. but he kicked their ass.
Copy !req
1198. Describe him.
Copy !req
1199. He was a white boy.
He looked real young.
Copy !req
1200. - You're okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Copy !req
1201. - Hey, Letty.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1202. We're not done.
Copy !req
1203. Okay.
Copy !req
1204. What's up?
Copy !req
1205. You gonna blast him?
Copy !req
1206. "Vato" was telling the truth.
Copy !req
1207. Life's a trip, "que no"?
Copy !req
1208. This is some trippy shit.
Copy !req
1209. That's for getting my cousin's back.
Copy !req
1210. Cover your head.
You'll mess up my floor.
Copy !req
1211. You know this was just
business, right?
Copy !req
1212. Right?
Copy !req
1213. Right.
Copy !req
1214. What you doing here?
You know you don't belong here.
Copy !req
1215. - What's up?
- Must be lost, motherfucker!
Copy !req
1216. Gonna need more than that
up in here, boy!
Copy !req
1217. You got business here, rookie?
Copy !req
1218. I'm here for Alonzo.
Copy !req
1219. Hey. Is your dad home?
Copy !req
1220. - In the bedroom.
- He's in the bedroom?
Copy !req
1221. All right, you wanna open up the door?
Copy !req
1222. Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
Copy !req
1223. Yeah, anything good on?
Copy !req
1224. - Do you want me to call my mom?
- No, I don't.
Copy !req
1225. I'll tell you what I want.
Copy !req
1226. Find a good hiding spot.
Copy !req
1227. Do you have a favorite place to hide?
Copy !req
1228. - The closet.
- In the closet? That's perfect.
Copy !req
1229. Okay, open up the closet.
All right. Good, good.
Copy !req
1230. Can you sit down in there?
Copy !req
1231. All right. Now stay in here
and be very quiet.
Copy !req
1232. I'll be right back. All right?
Copy !req
1233. It's all good, baby.
Copy !req
1234. You, against the wall.
Copy !req
1235. Move real slow.
Put the money in that bag...
Copy !req
1236. take your weapons and place them
inside that pillowcase.
Copy !req
1237. Congratulations, son. You made it.
Copy !req
1238. You passed the test. You're a narc.
Copy !req
1239. Put the gun down before you give
her a heart attack.
Copy !req
1240. I said put the money in that bag.
Copy !req
1241. Place your weapons
inside that pillowcase.
Copy !req
1242. Fuck your appointment
with the Russians.
Copy !req
1243. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
1244. Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
Copy !req
1245. Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
Copy !req
1246. You're gonna book me?
Copy !req
1247. You smoked the dust.
Copy !req
1248. You ran out, and you're the one
that shot Roger.
Copy !req
1249. - Here you go.
- And the one on your ankle?
Copy !req
1250. Want the one in my back pocket too?
Copy !req
1251. One problem: You got no witnesses.
Copy !req
1252. Who are your witnesses, huh?
Roger? Smiley?
Copy !req
1253. You think they'll help you?
Copy !req
1254. It's not what you know.
It's what you can prove.
Copy !req
1255. What can you prove, huh? Nothing.
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1256. - Where's your evidence?
- There.
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1257. Oh, shit!
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1258. It's on now, Jake.
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1259. Don't move.
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1260. Where you at, Jake?
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1261. Come on out, dog!
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1262. - Ah! I see you.
- Shit!
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1263. I'm surgical with this bitch.
How you want it?
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1264. That fool in the wheelchair?
How you think he got there?
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1265. - Mommy.
- Alonzito!
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1266. You see what I see?
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1267. Officer Hoyt, job number one:
Preserve life.
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1268. There's my son. Don't hurt him.
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1269. We're walking out together.
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1270. Alonzito! Alonzito!
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1271. - You all right?
- I want my mommy.
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1272. I know, I know, I know.
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1273. Just sit tight, all right?
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1274. It's gonna be all right. I know.
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1275. Shut the fuck up!
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1276. All right, let me see your hands!
Where is he?
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1277. - The window.
- Come on!
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1278. - Get your kid, stay down.
- Alonzito!
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1279. Hey, man, you tripping?
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1280. It's no fun when the rabbit
has the gun, is it?
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1281. My nigga.
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1282. Hey, first Damu puts one
in his head...
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1283. I'll make you a rich man!
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1284. Come on now.
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1285. Who wanna get paid?
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1286. Who wanna get paid?
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1287. They're not like you.
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1288. You know what I learned today?
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1289. - I'm not like you.
- That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
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1290. Good. So, what now? Huh?
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1291. What you gonna do, shoot me?
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1292. You gonna bust your cherry
killing a cop?
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1293. There it is, Jake.
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1294. Hit me.
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1295. You never killed nobody before.
It ain't like stepping on ants.
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1296. Takes a man to kill.
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1297. Are you man enough to kill?
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1298. Hit me right there.
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1299. Get me, Jake. Get me.
Hit me. Hit me.
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1300. You can't do it.
Somebody drop this fool for me.
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1301. You got us twisted.
You got to put your own work in.
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1302. - All right. It's like that, Bone?
- It's like that.
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1303. Player to player, pimp to pimp.
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1304. - I don't believe you'd shoot me.
- Don't do it.
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1305. - Don't.
- I don't believe you got it in you.
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1306. I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
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1307. You ain't gonna do a thing.
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1308. You ain't gonna shoot no cop
in the back.
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1309. - Don't do it.
- You know what you'd get?
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1310. The gas chamber.
You know what it smells like?
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1311. Pine oil. That's where you headed,
to pine oil heaven.
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1312. I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
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1313. I don't think you got it in you.
I'm gonna go get it.
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1314. Shit! Ah, you motherfucker!
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1315. The next one will kill you.
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1316. Son of a bitch!
You shot me in the ass!
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1317. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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1318. Okay, okay.
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1319. All right. Come on, I need
the money. Give me the money.
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1320. - Give me that money!
- It's not gonna happen.
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1321. You gonna take my own money from me?
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1322. That's my evidence.
You wanna go to jail or go home?
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1323. I wanna go home, Jake.
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1324. Give me the money,
and let me go home.
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1325. - You wanna go home?
- Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
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1326. Give me the money,
and let me go.
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1327. Give me the money,
and let me go home, Jake.
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1328. That's right, come on.
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1329. You don't deserve this.
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1330. Okay, motherfucker.
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1331. Jake, go and bounce, homey.
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1332. Get up out of here. We got your back.
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1333. What?
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1334. - It's like that.
- Oh, no, you didn't!
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1335. Wait a minute! No, you—
Hey, hey, Jake!
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1336. Hey! Jake! Jake!
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1337. Jake, come back here!
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1338. Jake!
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1339. You disloyal, fool-ass,
bitch-made punk.
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1340. I need my money!
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1341. Jake!
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1342. Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
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1343. All right! I'm putting cases
on all you bitches!
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1344. Huh? You think you can do this shit?
Jake!
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1345. You think you can do this to me?
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1346. You motherfuckers will be playing
basketball in Pelican Bay...
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1347. when I get finished with you!
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1348. Shoe program, nigga!
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1349. Twenty-three hour lock-down!
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1350. I'm the man up in this piece!
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1351. Who you think you fucking with?
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1352. I'm the police! I run shit here!
You just live here!
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1353. That's right, you better walk away.
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1354. I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
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1355. King Kong ain't got shit on me!
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1356. That's all right. That's all right.
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1357. Shit, I don't fuck—
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1358. I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
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1359. I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
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1360. Shit, you can shoot me,
but you can't kill me.
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1361. Oh, what a day.
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1362. What a motherfucking day!
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1363. An L.A. police officer
was killed today...
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1364. serving a warrant near LAX.
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1365. An L.A.P.D. spokesperson
said Officer Harris...
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1366. was survived by his wife
and four sons.
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1367. The highly decorated officer,
a 13-year L.A.P.D. veteran...
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