1. This is Julian.
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2. Hey, Julian, it's Ricky.
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3. I got your message
about working tonight.
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4. I guess I can probably work,
but I'm telling you one thing,
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5. I'm need to get drunk as fuck.
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6. And I need some good
fuckin' dope, Julian,
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7. if I'm working for you tonight.
Not that shitty fuckin' mall dope
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8. you usually show up here with.
Let's get high,
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9. let's get drunk,
and we'll do this fuckin' job.
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10. Did I tell him to meet us
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11. - 15 minutes ago?
- Yes.
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12. It's Ricky.
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13. - Where the hell are ya?
- Where is he?
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14. Listen, I told you to be ready
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15. 15 minutes ago!
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16. I gotta do some family stuff.
Lucy's freakin'...
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17. Hey, Rick. Are you talking
on the phone to Julian?
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18. Just a second.
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19. No, I'm just in here
using the bathroom.
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20. Why do have to lie to her?
Why can't you just simply tell her,
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21. "I need to make some money
to support the family." Huh?
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22. Look, if you're masturbating,
it's cool.
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23. Just say, "Hey,
I'm masturbating." No big deal!
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24. Yeah, I'm masturbating
big-time, Lucy.
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25. Should you be on the phone
with him if he's masturbating?
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26. stuff cooked? Stuff...
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27. Jesus Christ! I'm trying
to talk to Tony here!
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28. The only reason
Lucy's pissed off
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29. is because we don't have
a lot of money right now.
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30. I'm not growing dope and I spent
our grocery money. I was wrong.
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31. I want him close to me.
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32. I want him
to be Trinity's father.
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33. He is a good parent.
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34. But until he stops working
with Julian,
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35. he can forget
about being inside.
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36. Lucy says
I can't come in the trailer.
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37. No big deal.
I'm used to living in cars.
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38. I've been living in cars
most of my life.
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39. And people
kinda make fun of me,
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40. throw bottles at me, say,
"How can you live in a car?"
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41. But they just don't understand.
It's not that bad.
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42. The way I look at it,
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43. my car is kinda like
our family's cottage.
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44. Trin comes out.
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45. She helps me cook and stuff.
We have a good time.
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46. Lucy comes out to the car
once in awhile,
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47. we smoke some dope,
get drunk.
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48. I'll bang Ricky.
I'll go visit him in his car.
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49. I don't give a shit,
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50. but he is not having sex
with me in my bed.
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51. I've got everything
I need out here.
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52. Enough make my own food
and take care of myself.
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53. I don't owe anybody anything
in this park.
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54. I don't pay lot fees,
'cause I live in my car.
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55. It's awesome.
And basically my attitude is,
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56. I don't cause problems in this park.
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57. You don't fuck with me,
I'm not gonna fuck with you.
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58. But if you do fuck with me,
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59. look out, 'cause I'm gonna
start fuckin' with you big-time.
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60. Oh, fuckin' look who it is.
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61. I don't know
what he's doing here.
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62. Julian, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
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63. We don't have time
for this, Ricky. Let's go!
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64. Yeah,
you're getting drunk tonight,
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65. - but you're also working.
- I'm gonna call into work
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66. for a couple of hours.
I'm sorry.
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67. They couldn't find
Cory and Trevor;
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68. if I don't work,
I'm getting fired.
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69. And we need the
money, you know that.
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70. Lucy, come here.
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71. Look, I'll only gonna be
working for a couple hours.
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72. I'll stop and get
a big bucket of chicken,
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73. go to the liquor store,
get some great hash.
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74. We'll get drunk,
smoke some dope,
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75. and we'll bang tonight,
listening to April Wine.
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76. Getting chicken
and banging, that's nice.
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77. Fine.
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78. - Be careful.
- I will.
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79. Here's the clearing stick,
Ricky.
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80. All right, Bubbs,
black it out.
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81. These fuckin' shitty tools.
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82. Move it, move it.
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83. All right, it's clear.
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84. All right, Jules.
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85. What the fuck is that?
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86. What's up, dudes?
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87. Where's the bank machine
we're gonna rob?
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88. Turn that shit off!
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89. Sorry, Ricky.
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90. What are you guys thinking?
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91. What are you guys doing?
This is the big show.
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92. You show up late,
you blow our cover?
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93. Eh, boys?
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94. We are never, ever,
working with you idiots again.
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95. And...
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96. I'm really considering
not hanging out
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97. - with you guys anymore.
- What?
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98. You don't have to do that,
Ricky.
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99. Ricky, you really hurt Cory
and Trevor's feelings there.
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100. Bubbles, they're the stupidest
fuck giraffes
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101. in the dumb-dumb salad.
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102. Fuck giraffes.
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103. Look, Ricky, I know,
but you made them cry.
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104. We're a little sick
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105. of messing up, Julian,
every time.
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106. That's not right.
They're our friends.
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107. Now apologize.
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108. I didn't mean
to make them cry.
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109. Ricky, get over here
and apologize to these guys.
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110. Jesus Christ.
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111. You don't have
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112. Come on.
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113. Cory, Trevor,
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114. I'm sorry I made you guys cry,
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115. I'm not crying.
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116. Now get the fuck out of here.
You gotta go.
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117. Fuck!
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118. Ricky, don't electra-cocksuck
yourself now.
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119. Delicate, Ricky, delicate!
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120. That's blue dye under pressure.
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121. That whore blows
and we all look
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122. like those blue, bald-headed dicks
that beat the drums.
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123. Got it!
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124. I'm surprised.
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125. This is going really well, boys.
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126. Holy fuck! My car!
I don't have fuckin' insurance!
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127. Let's get the hell
out of here, now!
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128. Wait, Julian.
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129. - Ricky, come on!
- Two seconds.
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130. Ricky, I'm leaving without ya!
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131. Julian, I'm taking a couple
of cartons of cigarettes.
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132. Big deal!
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133. Just a couple of cartons
of smokes, eh, Ricky?
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134. Bubbles, they were free.
I couldn't leave them there.
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135. I think we're okay, boys.
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136. Boys, there's something flying
behind us right now
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137. that looks just like
a police hell-a-cocksucker.
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138. There's a fuckin'
hell-a-cocksucker behind us!
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139. What do we do?
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140. Get rid of the evidence!
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141. This fucker gonna
get to us, Julian?
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142. I've got visual contact
heading due east Highway 7.
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143. Julian, you gotta pull over,
man. I gotta piss!
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144. Ricky, we're being pursued
by the cops!
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145. No! Not gonna happen!
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146. I can't hold it! I can't!
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147. Sorry, Julian,
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148. but I am not gonna piss myself,
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149. Out of the car, Bubbs.
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150. I'm not going anywhere
without you guys!
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151. We're gonna get busted,
Bubbles. Come on!
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152. This guy's stopped.
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153. He's urinating.
He just pissed on himself here.
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154. You better not put this
on the fuckin' news!
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155. God, that was a good piss!
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156. Fuck. Fuck.
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157. - I told you not to stop!
- No big deal.
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158. - We can talk our way out of this.
- I'm gonna freeze up. I can't do this.
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159. Don't move!
Hands where I can see them!
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160. - Stop right there!
- Hey, guys, how you doing?
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161. Where are you coming from?
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162. - Just back at the mall.
- We're not asking you.
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163. We're asking the guy
with the mixed drink,
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164. driving the car.
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165. What's wrong?
Cat got your tongue?
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166. Oh, real nice.
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167. Making fun of a guy
who can't speak. He's mute.
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168. He's deaf, too.
You got some jokes for that?
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169. Maybe you can make him cry.
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170. Anyway, guys,
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171. I'm Trevor.
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172. This is Cory.
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173. Just put the guns away, guys.
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174. You don't need your guns out.
We don't got fuckin' guns.
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175. Put the guns down, seriously.
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176. We don't need guns.
Put 'em away.
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177. Talk it out.
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178. I know
why you're pulling us over.
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179. We set the alarms off at the
mall again, which is no big deal,
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180. because we're
the window cleaners.
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181. Terry,
a guy that works with us, idiot,
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182. backs his truck in
and slams into the smoke shop,
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183. set the alarm off.
Friend of mine,
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184. so I took the cigarettes.
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185. Didn't want anyone
to steal them.
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186. Anyway, we're gonna go back,
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187. fix it up, no problem at all.
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188. Guys, you gotta understand here.
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189. I could lose my job over this
and I've got four kids.
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190. What you doing running
a police chopper, Trevor,
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191. with four kids?
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192. We wasn't. I knew some shit
was obviously fucked up
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193. and we saw the big,
stupid chopper in the sky
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194. and pulled right over.
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195. Seriously,
we're just gonna get goin'.
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196. We got a lot of work to do,
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197. fixing that window
and everything.
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198. All right, Frank.
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199. Listen, this is what
you're gonna do.
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200. You're gonna go back,
clean up, get the alarms off,
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201. call the security company,
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202. so we don't have
to deal with it.
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203. - All right?
- No problem.
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204. Once you're done with that,
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205. you gotta get this car legal
as soon as you can, okay?
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206. - You got lucky tonight.
- You guys are really good cops.
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207. You guys did... it was great.
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208. - The way you had the chopper...
- Yeah, yeah...
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209. You were right on us.
It was good.
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210. - Thanks, Officer.
- All right, take off.
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211. Appreciate it.
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212. What about you, Cory?
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213. You got kids?
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214. No.
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215. Out of the vehicle.
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216. I fuckin' had these dummies,
Julian! They're stupid!
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217. Out of the car!
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218. You had to take a piss,
didn't you? You fuckhead!
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219. You were supposed to be deaf!
That door doesn't work!
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220. Take him out this side,
please!
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221. Oh, nice sign language, Rick!
What the fuck was that?
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222. I'm trying here, Julian!
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223. He's not a bad goalie,
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224. but he's dumb.
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225. Ya suck, Ricky!
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226. Get off the court!
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227. I told you guys,
your time is up!
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228. Suck it, Donny.
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229. You suck it...
more!
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230. What kind of a comeback
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231. I said suck it and you
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232. Because it's more.
You suck it more.
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233. Fuckin' cocky chop,
fuck-linker.
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234. - Let's go, boys.
- That didn't make any sense.
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235. Watch when you talk to me.
You're spittin' all over.
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236. You guys fuckin' suck.
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237. Donny is a fuckin' prick.
He's a senior guard,
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238. and he's jealous,
'cause I came up
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240. I'm having a good time.
I've got 26 days left.
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241. I plan on playing ball hockey
every day
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242. and beating the guards
in the hockey tournament.
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243. And Julian,
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244. Julian's not having a good time.
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245. He just drinks potato vodka
and lifts weights.
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246. And I've seen a lot of guys
go down that road.
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247. It's not a good road
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248. He's not happy in here,
and he should be playing hockey.
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249. If he was playing hockey
and smoking dope,
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250. Julian would be so much happier
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251. than lifting weights
and drinking potato vodka.
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252. That's what he chooses
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253. Tell me something,
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254. how did you get the name
Cadillac, anyway?
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255. Because I'm smooth,
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256. I drive straight,
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257. I got power...
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258. personal power.
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259. Took old Cadillac 29 years
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260. to figure it out.
A lot of times,
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261. the cons get out of jail, right?
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262. And they want to do the
big dirty, that one big job...
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263. you know,
make a lot of money, retire.
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264. They end up retiring
back in here.
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265. I did the big dirty.
You see where I am?
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266. I'm here man.
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267. Forget the big dirty
when you get out. Don't do that.
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268. Lots of guys here say
the big dirty's the way to go.
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269. You find one big job,
do it right - no witnesses.
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270. 'Cause witnesses give up
prescriptions to the police;
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271. once the police has your prescription,
you're fucked.
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272. It's all about change, boy.
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273. Change and nothing else.
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274. I'm a criminal, Cadillac.
I can't change now, man.
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275. I ain't talking
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276. That's brilliant, man.
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277. So if I do the big dirty,
then I can retire from crime,
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278. have all the time in the world
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279. get my family life going again.
So that's what I'm doing.
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280. Soon as I get out of here,
I'm doing the big dirty.
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281. It's fuckin' perfect.
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282. All right!
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283. News flash!
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284. Line up!
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285. Hurry up.
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286. Fuck off, Donny, you dick!
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287. Who said that?
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288. Look what I got.
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289. You're not gonna like this.
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290. Well, ladies,
I got some news for ya!
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291. Donny, what are you doing?
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292. I'll tell ya what I'm doing,
Ricky.
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293. This prison's overcrowded
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294. with dicks
and muscle dummies!
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295. So I put in a word
with the warden
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296. to let Ricky and Julian
out 26 days early!
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297. Don't forget change, man,
change.
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298. - I won't. I won't.
- Don't forget my box of shit,
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299. all right?
My box of shit, baby.
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300. What are you doing?
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301. Fuckin' prick.
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302. Do you not see the red line,
Cadill-ass?
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303. Movie night is done
because of Cadill-ass!
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304. Fuckin' asshole!
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305. I can see what you're
fuckin' doing here, Donny.
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306. You're fixing
the hockey tournament,
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307. 'cause you know you can't win
if I'm playing on the nets.
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308. Let it go, Ricky.
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309. Let it go, Ricky.
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310. You and your pretty hair
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311. and your blue eyes
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312. Shut up.
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313. I'm not leaving.
I got 30 days left.
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314. I'm serving every one of them,
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315. then we're gonna fuckin'
kick your ass in hockey.
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316. You're in jail
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317. and I'm gonna let you
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318. and you want to stay for a
stupid ball-hockey tournament?
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319. 'Cause we're gonna win
and you know it.
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320. - You're not gonna to win Ricky.
- And you're attracted to Julian.
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321. I'm not attracted to Julian.
I'm attracted...
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322. Ahem.
I'm not attracted to Julian.
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323. You keep going on
about his blue eyes,
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324. - his nice hair and everything.
- 'Cause that's what you do.
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325. - Sounds a little weird to me.
- No, it's not weird. Shut up.
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326. - I'm not fuckin' leaving.
- You're leaving.
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327. No, I'm not fuckin'
going anywhere.
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328. Wanna prove it?
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329. - Sure.
- Prove it.
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330. Leonard, Duncan...
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331. - Aw, you got to be kiddin'.
- Get this prick out of my jail.
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332. This is such bullshit, Donny.
Gonna throw me out of jail, huh?
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333. I've got every right
to be in this fuckin' jail,
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334. serve my sentence!
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335. Darren, you gotta play nets!
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336. Wayne, don't get drunk
before the games!
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337. Steve, move up to left wing!
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338. Fuck sakes, you fuckers!
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339. If I fuckin' see you
on the outside, Donny,
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340. I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
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341. Ricky,
I'll fight you anyplace,
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342. any time, anywhere.
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343. Donny, it's Ricky.
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344. Look, man,
I'm sorry I freaked out.
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345. You gotta please
let me back in jail.
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346. Please let me play
in the hockey tournament.
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347. Donny, come on. I'm sorry.
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348. No chance, Ricky.
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349. You suck it!
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350. No matter how many times
those guys go to jail,
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351. it just never gets easier.
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352. I mean,
me and Ricky and Julian,
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353. we grew up together
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354. and we're closer
than brothers, so...
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355. I mean, when they go to jail,
everything just stops for me.
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356. I just end up, you know,
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357. working on dirty
old shopping carts.
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358. Fixing them up, selling
them back to the grocery stores.
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359. I only make
about 80 bucks a month.
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360. You know, just enough
for cat food and lot fees.
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361. Who's a good boy?
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362. Half the time, all I can do
is just mark off days
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363. on the calendar,
waiting for them to get out.
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364. Dad! Bubbles!
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365. I'm really proud
of my boy, Rick,
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366. 'cause as soon
as he gets out of jail,
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368. I, unfortunately,
haven't been able to work
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369. since the accident, so...
stuck in this thing. It sucks.
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370. But, you know,
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371. at least I get a government
disability check every month
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372. and, you know, I...
keep getting one, you know,
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373. as long as I'm careful, so...
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374. Hey, Ray.
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375. - Boys. Hey, Ricky.
- Hey, Dad.
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376. Aw, man,
is it ever good to see you.
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377. - I missed you, buddy.
- I missed you too, bud.
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378. No way.
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379. You got me some dope plants?
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380. - Check it out.
- Old man came through!
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381. Ah, yeah.
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382. Check it out, boys!
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383. - Hey, Bubbles.
- Ricky!
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384. Dad, let me tell ya, thinked
over a lot of stuff in jail.
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385. It's just gonna come
about my family now.
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386. I gotta be a better dad
for Trin,
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387. and I want Lucy back.
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388. Yeah, dude, what's up?
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389. All right!
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390. Okay, we'll follow you!
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391. What do the fuck do these
dicks here think they're doin'?
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392. Don't start any shit
with them, Rick.
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393. Exit the vehicle, please,
gentlemen.
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394. Heard you boys
were getting out today.
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395. Welcome back to Sunnyvale,
Julian.
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396. - Jim.
- Ricky.
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397. We need to go over
some new park laws, boys.
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398. What?
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399. You're not a cop anymore,
remember? You got fired.
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400. You're just a drunk
trailer-park supervisor now.
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401. Capeek?
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402. Actually, I resigned
from the force, Ricky.
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403. Resigned?
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404. Yeah, I make, uh,
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405. at Sunnyvale, as supervisor.
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406. Randy makes $4,600.
That's pretty good money.
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407. First 10 years I ran this park,
things were simply perfection.
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408. Trailers were well-kept,
people respected each other.
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409. Then things changed.
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410. Things changed with Julian,
Bubbles and...
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411. mostly Ricky.
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412. Better watch the way you speak
to Mr. Lahey, Rick!
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413. You better watch the way
you go fuck yourself, Randy.
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414. Ricky! Ricky!
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415. It's all right!
It's all right!
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416. Come on, look,
we got catching up to do.
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417. Let's just go.
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418. I'll tell you right now,
leave us alone!
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419. Go get drunk,
supervise the park.
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420. Mr. Lahey hasn't had a drink
in almost two months!
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421. Come on, Ricky,
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422. let's start things off
on the right foot here.
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423. All right, Randy.
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424. I've been a bit
stressed out lately.
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425. Shouldn't be takin' it
out on you guys.
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426. Sorry, Jim. Didn't realize
you quit drinking.
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427. Rick.
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428. We don't want any trouble
here, guys.
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429. Okay?
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430. Julian.
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431. This is great, boys.
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432. Listen,
we all want the same thing.
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433. For Sunnyvale Trailer Park
to be a nice place to live,
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434. just like it used to be.
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435. No problem, Mr. Lahey.
We're just happy to be home.
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436. So, we good here?
Can we go through the gate now?
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437. - Sure, Rick.
- Keep your nose clean.
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438. Randy, open the gate.
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439. Won't be necessary, Randy.
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440. You guys can both fuck off.
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441. Randy, don't let me start
drinking again, bud.
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442. - Wazzup?
- Wazzup?
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443. Wazzup? I told you to stop
saying that three years ago.
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444. It's not funny.
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445. Now get the fuck away from me.
Come up with somethin' better.
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446. Cory and Trevor
are so fuckin' stupid.
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447. They run around
saying they got their grade six,
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448. but nobody remembers them
in grade six.
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449. I remember them in grade five.
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450. But one thing I do know
about Cory and Trevor,
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451. their brains work
on the same level as horses.
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452. I mean,
they look around like horses.
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453. They hear a loud noise
they get scared like a horse.
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454. They're unpredictable.
Just so fuckin' dumb.
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455. See you guys later, all right?
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456. Stay for a couple drinks
with the boys.
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457. Come on, you just got out.
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458. I'm spending the night
with Lucy tonight.
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459. I'm getting drunk
with my family.
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460. What are Bubbles, Julian
and the old man,
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461. if not your family?
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462. Come to Lucy's.
We'll get stoned,
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463. get drunk as fuck.
It'll be a great night.
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464. - I gotta go, though.
- Ricky? Rick!
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465. God, Ray,
should we have told him
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466. - what's going on with Lucy?
- No, man, he's...
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467. he's gotta figure this one out
for himself, buddy.
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468. You're a month early.
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469. What the fuck
are you doing here?
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470. I live here, Ricky.
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471. You think Lucy can pay
the rent by herself?
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472. I'm out of jail now,
so I'll be taking care of the fees,
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473. 'cause I'm gonna be making
a shitload of money.
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474. I want you to stay
the fuck away
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475. from Lucy and Trinity.
I'm serious.
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476. I want to talk to Lucy
and Trinity right now.
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477. - I'm fuck-offious.
- Excuse me! Excuse me!
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478. Lucy's not gay anymore,
Sarah.
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479. She hasn't done gay shit
since high school.
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480. Lucy never graduated
from high school, Ricky.
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481. I never graduated either
and I'm not gay.
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482. That's not what I heard.
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483. What, were you talking
to Julian?
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484. I knew Lucy
was only an eighth gay.
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485. She banged a lot of chicks back
in high school, including Sarah.
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486. I banged a lot of chicks
back in high school,
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487. including Sarah,
so it kinda cancels out.
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488. One night, me and Lucy got drunk,
started talking,
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489. realized both of us were banging
a lot of the same chicks.
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490. One thing led to another,
kinda got together,
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491. and we're just going
from there.
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492. Oh, you haven't heard
about Lucy's new job yet, have you?
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493. Lucy's working?
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494. She's got an awesome new job.
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495. What new job? She working
down at Horton's again?
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496. She doesn't need you
anymore for anything.
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497. Nice flowers.
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498. What're you talking about,
Sarah?
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499. Where is she, Sarah?
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500. She's in "fuck-off land,"
Ricky!
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501. Ricky worries me sometimes.
I got a great plan here
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502. and I need him.
He's my wingman.
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503. Don't need him gettin'
all screwed up over Lucy.
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504. We don't have time for chicks
right now.
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505. We gotta steal change.
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506. How many hotdogs do you want,
Julian?
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507. - Four.
- Four?
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508. Well, I guess
I don't get any, then.
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509. 'Cause Ray's gonna have
half o' them!
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510. - Give me two, then.
- No, no!
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511. Oh, yeah, so you...
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512. you just get out of jail
and now you're telling me
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513. you're gonna be robbing
change out of parking meters.
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514. That's fuckin' just great,
Julian.
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515. Bubbs, it's way safer.
You can't go to jail.
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516. We just got to talk Ricky out of
doing the big dirty. It's stupid.
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517. Hey.
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518. Hey, Ricky.
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519. - Hey, Rick.
- Hey, buddy.
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520. Listen, Dad, Bubbs,
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521. is there something you guys
aren't telling me about Lucy?
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522. Something maybe I should know about?
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523. Bubbs, why don't you, uh...?
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524. Ray, you...
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525. Why do you always stick me
with the horseshit?
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526. Lucy got new boobs, Ricky.
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527. Lucy got new boobs?
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528. Why?
Lucy's body's perfect.
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529. You oughta see it now, buddy.
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530. Dad.
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531. You saw Lucy naked?
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532. Down at the Gentleman's Club,
Rick.
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533. They're not too big
and they're not too small.
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534. Trevor, how the fuck
did you see Lucy naked?
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535. At the Gentleman's Club.
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536. She works
at the Gentleman's Club, Ricky.
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537. That's what we're saying.
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538. The strip club?
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539. Gentleman's Club.
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540. Straights!
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541. - Hey.
- Hey.
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542. Lucy, I just came here
to see you.
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543. Can I have a hug?
I really missed you, in jail.
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544. Okay, close enough.
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545. There you go.
Nice big hug.
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546. - Oh, that was a nice hug.
- Mmm-hmm.
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547. So how's Trinity doing?
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548. Off the rails is how she's doing.
She's stealing barbecues again.
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549. Yeah, things are really
different now, Rick.
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550. Really different.
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551. Why, are you bangin'
somebody or somethin'?
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552. Hey, Sonny, this is Ricky.
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553. Ricky,
good to meet you, buddy!
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554. How are ya?
I've heard a lot about you.
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555. Rick, this is Sonny, my boss.
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556. I own the joint.
What can I tell you?
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557. So is everything good?
You gettin' everything you need?
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558. - Yeah, we're fine.
- Great. It's a $10 cover.
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559. Oh, you know what?
He's my guest.
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560. Here's 10 bucks.
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561. Stop digging in the ashtray,
will you, buddy?
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562. This is a gentleman's club.
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563. Look,
I'm properly gentlemanly.
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564. I just came here
to talk to Lucy.
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565. I haven't seen her in a while.
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566. You got a problem with that?
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567. Can you just give us a minute?
Can we talk?
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568. Yeah, hey, no problem.
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569. What do you need?
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570. You know,
it's a two-drink minimum,
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571. and no touching the ladies,
Ricky, especially her.
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572. You got two minutes.
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573. Attaboy.
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574. I'm gonna need you
in the VIP room.
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575. Okay.
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576. Fuckin' dick!
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577. You know how much lap dances are
up in that room? Twenty bucks!
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578. You know how much cat food
I'd get for that?
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579. Good job, boys.
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580. Go find some more.
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581. Try to get me a vodka o.j.
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582. I'm drinking gin and Seven,
please.
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583. I'm drinking rum and Coke.
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584. Oh.
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585. Okay.
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586. You're good.
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587. You're good.
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588. You're good. Okay.
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589. Are you fucked?
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590. She's just trying to hustle me
for lap dances and drinks.
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591. - It's part of her job. Chill out.
- So?
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592. Listen. We have no time
for women right now.
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593. We gotta concentrate
on the job tomorrow
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594. and stay focused, okay?
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595. I'm focused, Julian.
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596. She's looking over here.
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597. Is she?
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598. Julian, she's on fire!
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599. God, this place makes me frisky!
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600. Lucy, it's not just about
horny stuff this time.
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601. There's love stuff, too.
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602. Listen, we could have
a couple drinks,
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603. take care of the homy stuff,
but that's it.
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604. Any chance I can get
a couple of cigarettes off ya?
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605. Look, I gotta go.
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606. No matter what happens
between you and me,
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607. you gotta start growing dope,
and you gotta get some money.
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608. You gotta get your life together.
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609. Look... I didn't mean to be
so forward... earlier, you know?
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610. I don't know anybody
around here.
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611. Hmm.
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612. So I'm just looking
for somebody to hang out with.
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613. I didn't mean any harm.
You just seem like a good guy.
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614. How about we go see
a movie sometime?
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615. - Okay!
- Yeah?
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616. Okay. Okay.
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617. Julian, can we please
get the fuck out of here?
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618. You're friends
with the ashtray miner?
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619. And you're stealing drinks too?
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620. What did you just say to me,
huh?
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621. You see this drink?
It's my drink!
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622. I brought it from home.
I don't steal fuckin' drinks, bud!
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623. - Yeah, Tony, pool room, please.
- What kind of accusations?
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624. We don't steal drinks,
thank you very much.
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625. Bubbles,
what the fuck is going on?
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626. I got caught stealing drinks.
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627. Listen, you tell
your little door pansies
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628. to let go of my friends
and we'll leave like gentlemen.
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629. Yeah.
Okay, let 'em go.
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630. You heard me, let 'em go.
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631. Thanks, Sonny.
Good times.
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632. We need to make some money.
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633. I know.
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634. I promised Lucy
I can't work for you.
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635. Ricky, if you want Lucy back,
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636. you gotta start
growing dope again,
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637. and you're gonna need lights,
tables, fertilizer.
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638. Yup. That's why I'm doing
the big dirty.
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639. No, you'll start stealing
change with me tomorrow, Rick.
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640. Ricky.
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641. Listen, I don't really want
to do this either, but, I mean,
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642. I gotta get money
for cat food!
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643. You know,
I'd feel a lot more comfortable
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644. if you were in on that
with us, Ricky.
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645. You know.
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646. Rick, I don't want to do this
without you, okay?
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647. We got a great team here.
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648. Come on.
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649. Please?
Please?
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650. All right, I'll do it.
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651. But the cock-muffin twins
better be on their game. No fuckups.
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652. We start training
them tomorrow.
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653. What the fuck?
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654. What the fuck are you guys...?
Get the fuck out of my car!
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655. Bubbs!
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656. Bubbles, what the hell's
going on with your cats?
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657. I thought they were trained.
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658. They're in my car.
They pissed on my cigarettes.
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659. - They're pooping in my dope.
- Well, Ricky,
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660. did you notice how damp
it is in here?
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661. Yeah, this shed is fucked.
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662. They're not digging it in here,
right now.
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663. They like your car,
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664. 'cause it's dry.
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665. And, I mean,
these are free-range kitties,
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666. you know that.
They do as they please.
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667. I'm sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy.
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668. I mean, the cats
kept me up all night,
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669. and thinking about Julian
wanting to steal change
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670. from parking meters.
It's embarrassing.
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671. Well, Ricky,
it's theft under a thousand,
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672. you know, and...
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673. it'll keep you
from going to jail on me.
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674. I know.
You're right.
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675. And don't worry
about the shed, man.
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676. We'll get it fixed up one day.
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677. Smell him!
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678. He smells like cigarettes.
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679. He does smell like cigarettes
a bit, I guess.
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680. Kitties aren't supposed
to smell like cigarettes.
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681. They're supposed
to smell like kitties.
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682. Aren't ya?
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683. Sorry, Bubbs.
I'm just grumpy, man.
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684. They kept me up all night
fuckin' with me.
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685. You should put a new shirt
on maybe, Ricky.
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686. Excuse me.
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687. Please tell me
that's not Trinity's breakfast.
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688. - That's pathetic.
- Trevor made it. It's fine.
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689. Whatever. You're lucky
Lucy's still asleep.
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690. Don't start shit
with me and Lucy again, please.
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691. I'm not starting shit
with you and Lucy.
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692. - I told you to leave her alone.
- That's not gonna happen.
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693. - Whatever. Hey, sweetie.
- Hey.
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694. Remember
you are grounded, okay?
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695. So don't leave the park,
all right?
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696. So, Trin,
does Mom talk about me at all?
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697. Do you think I got a chance
of getting back with her?
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698. Yeah, if you stop working
with Julian.
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699. Are you gonna stop
stealing barbecues
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700. and selling them
at the flea market?
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701. No way!
That gets me money!
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702. Okay, Trin,
what we're doing here is wrong.
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703. The only reason we're doing it
is 'cause you're hungry,
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704. Dad's got no money
and I'm late for work.
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705. Welcome to Danny and Terry's.
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706. - What's popping?
- Yeah, how's it going?
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707. I came through here
two hours ago.
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708. I had a huge order for
a picnic and it's all messed up.
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709. I'm missing, uh,
two cheeseburgers and...
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710. Orange pop and onion rings.
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711. Three or four orange pops,
some onion rings.
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712. I got kids crying
back at this picnic.
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713. Mothers are pissed off at me
and it's your fault.
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714. I gotta get this food fast.
So, please.
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715. I don't want to get the manager
involved, but I will.
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716. I'm terribly sorry, sir.
Please drive through.
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717. Trin.
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718. You gotta quit smoking,
I'm serious.
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719. I was reading
these word papers in jail
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720. and it's really bad for ya.
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721. Come on, we'll both go on
the patch again together.
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722. You can do it.
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723. I guess if you'll do it with
me again, I guess I could try.
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724. Hey, that's all I'm asking.
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725. Hand over the cigarettes.
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726. I'm gonna need your lighter
from you, too.
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727. And a couple of bucks for gas,
if you got it.
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728. Awesome.
Thanks, sweetie.
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729. You guys really gotta get
your shit together in there.
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730. I'm serious.
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731. Fuck!
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732. Hey, Jim.
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733. Barb.
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734. I have a little question for you.
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735. You wouldn't know
why the lot fees
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736. have been dwindling over
the last two months, would you?
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737. Barb likes to power trip on me
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738. all the time.
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739. We were married once.
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740. She actually, uh, made me
supervisor here at Sunnyvale.
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741. She doesn't like when the lot fees
don't come in on time.
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742. She doesn't like that I have
a little problem with alcohol.
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743. And she sure doesn't like Randy.
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744. Can you and Randy handle
taking care of this park,
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745. or should I get somebody
who can?
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746. Barb!
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747. I want the lot fees collected,
deposited,
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748. and if somebody
is three months behind
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749. and doesn't pay,
I want them out!
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750. Good? Good!
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751. Look, I'm working on it.
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752. Sunnyvale is the most important
thing in my life. You know that.
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753. Are you sure that
it's not getting drunk
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754. and walking around the park
with the Hamburglar?
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755. For God's sake, Jim,
get it together!
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756. What time is it, Bubbs?
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757. He's a couple minutes late,
Julian.
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758. - He'll be here, though.
- He'll show up.
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759. All right, Cory and Trevor,
do not attract attention.
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760. Hey, Julian.
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761. Well, I can't believe
I fuckin' agreed to this,
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762. but let's go steal
your little bits of change.
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763. No talking!
Get over there!
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764. Julian, you waiting
for more people
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765. to put money in these things
or what? Come on!
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766. Let's do it.
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767. Let's do it.
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768. Julian!
These are the wrong size.
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769. You even check the screwdrivers?
They don't fit!
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770. Would you stop trying
to ruin this for everyone
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771. and concentrate, please?
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772. Completely different mechanism
than what we trained on.
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773. Fuckin' tools are greasy.
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774. Great! Cory, give me
you're fuckin' shirt.
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775. Let's go.
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776. It's a bit of a fuckup here,
Julian.
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777. What are we gonna do?
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778. Shut it down.
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779. - Shut it down.
- Shut it down?
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780. Shut it down.
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781. Julian, that's probably
a good idea.
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782. We should rethink this,
get some better tools.
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783. All right,
we'll get better tools,
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784. come back tomorrow.
No big deal.
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785. I'll show you better tools.
Hold these, Bubbs.
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786. - I'm taking over this job.
- Ricky.
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787. What's he mean, better tools?
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788. Listen, I said shut it down.
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789. I'm finishing
what you started, Julian -
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790. stealing change.
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791. Boys, look out!
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792. Everybody, calm down!
Nothing to see here!
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793. Just doing some accident testing
for the city!
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794. Cory, Trevor,
meters in the trunk. Come on!
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795. You got it!
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796. Basically, we're just testing
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797. to see the strength
of the metal against cars,
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798. and these two guys are just
gonna load them up now.
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799. Everything went great.
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800. Oh-my-fuck!
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801. Cory, cover your package up!
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802. People are eating
and your bird's out!
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803. If this what you want to do,
steal change with fuck-biscuit
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804. and the naked dummy, then go ahead.
I got better things to do.
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805. I'm gonna find the big dirty.
I'm doing it by myself.
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806. Thanks for the shirt, dude.
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807. Any time, man.
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808. Cory, get your ass off my car!
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809. Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a minute, boy.
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810. Mr. Lahey,
you're breaking up, over.
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811. Randy, I want to talk to you
in the office for a bit, over!
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812. Mr. Lahey,
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813. - what's up with the abrupt Randy?
- Randy.
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814. - Mr. Lahey!
- Randy.
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815. - Mr. Lahey!
- Randy!
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816. - Fuck...
- Randy!
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817. All we need
is a new receipt logbook
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818. that says Ricky, Julian,
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819. and Bubbles's lot fees
are unpaid.
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820. What are you talking about,
Mr. Lahey?
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821. The guys have paid
their lot fees.
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822. - Randy!
- Where'd all the money go?
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823. Where did your George Foreman
grill come from, Ran?
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824. All I'm saying
is if they want to engage
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825. in a little shit-war,
we're gonna win.
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826. This little technicality
is our secret shit-weapon.
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827. It'll be like a...
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828. like an intermediate-range
surface-to-air
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829. nuclear-shit-missile.
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830. Hey, Wanda.
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831. Whoa, nice!
Can I drive it?
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832. Sure.
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833. Cory and Trevor were supposed
to fix this for me.
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834. Who's Cory and Trevor?
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835. They're my assistants.
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836. - You have assistants?
- Yeah.
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837. Two for "The Dark Canuck."
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838. I have bills.
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839. I've gotta get rid
of this change anyway.
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840. Sorry.
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841. Don't be sorry.
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842. So I hear
you done a little time.
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843. - Who told you that?
- Lucy told me.
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844. Don't listen to her.
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845. I have
a little confession to make.
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846. - What?
- I've been in jail, too.
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847. Usually, guys,
I tell them I've been in jail
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848. - and they get all weird.
- No way.
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849. So now I only date guys
that have been in jail,
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850. 'cause those are only ones
who can relate.
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851. Well, I don't wanna brag
or anything,
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852. but I've been in jail
a few times.
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853. Jail's a part of life.
What's the big deal?
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854. - It's not a big deal.
- It's kind of fun.
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855. I think it's fun.
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856. Want to see the new bra
I got yesterday?
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857. - That's... Where'd you get that?
- I stole it.
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858. - That's nice fabric.
- Why are you nervous?
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859. I'm not nervous.
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860. - Yeah, you're all boob nervous.
- I'm not boob nervous.
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861. - I'm just...
- You're really boob nervous.
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862. Please come out. I know
there's a man in there.
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863. I'm calling mall security.
You better come out now!
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864. All right, you got us.
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865. What's up?
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866. You guys can't be doing
that in here.
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867. Finish it off, bud.
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868. Do you want popcorn?
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869. I'm gonna get, um,
oh, I'm gettin' nachos,
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870. with cheese and a hotdog,
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871. some chocolate-covered raisins.
Do you like raisins?
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872. Julian?
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873. Hmm? What?
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874. Are you okay?
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875. Yeah, I'm just thinking
about work and stuff.
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876. Ow!
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877. I almost got it, Ricky!
Help me!
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878. Hold it there for a second.
I'll get it.
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879. Not like that!
Jesus Murphy!
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880. Oh, my God!
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881. See?
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882. Ricky!
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883. Julian, we got one open!
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884. Guess what, boys?
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885. I've got some good news.
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886. Ricky, I've been thinking
about the big dirty lately.
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887. You've been thinking
about the big dirty?
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888. And I think I've found it.
I was at the movie theater,
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889. and they've got
this kick-ass coin machine
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890. filled with twonies and loonies.
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891. And check this out,
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892. two hours of the day,
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893. there's only
one person working.
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894. - This is perfect, boys!
- So you stole my idea.
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895. I'm Mr. Big Dirty,
Julian, not you.
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896. Ricky, it's a combination
of both ideas.
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897. It's still about change
and still untraceable.
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898. What do you say, Bubbs?
You in?
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899. I don't know, Julian.
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900. I mean, would I make enough
to fix up my shed
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901. and get a bit
of cat food going?
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902. You'll have enough cat food
for 10 years.
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903. This is the big-time, boys.
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904. Oh, my God!
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905. Jesus Murphy!
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906. Cocksucker!
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907. Mr. Lahey, not the liquor!
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908. Chill, Randy,
I know what I'm doing.
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909. Bubbles,
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910. what's the plastic for?
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911. I'm trying to fix my roof.
It's leaking.
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912. What's all this, uh,
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913. paraphernalia here?
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914. It's for the "Supercats"
cat show.
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915. I do that every year.
You know that.
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916. Where's Ricky and Julian?
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917. None of your business,
actually.
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918. When are you expecting
your baby, Randy?
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919. Bubbles,
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920. when your little shit-pals
get back,
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921. here's something
you can tell 'em:
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922. Tell them you received
official notice today
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923. that this shit-shack...
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924. has been
officially condemned...
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925. by the power and authority
invested in me
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926. by the Trailer Park
Supervisors Act.
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927. I am officially condemning
this shed.
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928. What?
You can't do that, Mr. Lahey!
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929. That's all I have
for me and my kitties!
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930. Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs,
for you, your shit-rats,
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931. and your shit-turd friends!
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932. Crazy drunk bastard.
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933. What?
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934. Nothin'.
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935. What did you say, Bubbles?
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936. I didn't say anything.
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937. Hope they don't shit on you,
Bubbles.
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938. Shit on me? Who?
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939. Shit-hawks.
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940. Big, dirty shit-hawks.
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941. They're coming, Bubbles.
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942. They're flying in low.
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943. They're swooping down,
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944. shitting on people,
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945. and dragging them off
to the big shit-nest.
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946. I'm worried about Lahey, boys.
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947. He's threatened me
and he's back on the liquor
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948. and he's got that crazy look
in his eye again.
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949. He's gonna do something,
I'm telling ya!
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950. Bubbles, Lahey is a drunk
trailer-park supervisor
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951. and Randy's a drunk
cheeseburger eater.
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952. Fuck them!
Just tell them to fuck off!
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953. Well, I do, Ricky,
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954. but it doesn't work
like when you do it.
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955. I just need you to help me
with my shed. Now, come on.
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956. We can't tonight.
We're going to the strip club.
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957. Ricky, maybe I'd like to go
to a strip club too, you know,
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958. and get my drink on
and look at fly hos,
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959. but I can't. I gotta
work on this shed.
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960. Bubbles,
we're not staying there.
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961. We're coming back here.
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962. There's a huge party
at J-Roc's tonight!
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963. I've known J-Roc and Tyrone
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964. since probably
grade six or seven;
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965. we used to be in
the chess club together.
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966. Then they got into like,
heavy-metal music, grunge music,
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967. then they both became MCs.
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968. - Check one, two.
- Three, four, check.
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969. Check, check, T.
J-Roc and T.
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970. And he also makes movies.
I don't know if you knew that,
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971. but he makes grease movies
that he sells
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972. at convenience stores
and gas stations.
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973. Dirty, greasy stuff.
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974. Like you can imagine
what's going on in them.
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975. Dirty stuff.
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976. may I please
have this lap dance?
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977. Phil, honey,
can you go get me a drink
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978. and I'll owe you
half a lap dance?
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979. - Sure.
- Thanks.
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980. Ricky,
what are you doing here?
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981. I told you not to come
visit me at work.
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982. Just wait for me outside,
I'll be out in a second.
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983. I don't want you to see
this shit. I'm working.
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984. Lucy, I don't care
about lap dancing.
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985. It's cool.
You're good at it.
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986. Remember how it used to be?
When I was growing dope,
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987. you had your hair salon going.
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988. You used to cook for me
and Trin all the time.
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989. Remember how perfect that was?
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990. Well, yeah,
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991. those were the good old days.
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992. I needed to come visit you,
'cause...
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993. I want to talk to you about
something very important later.
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994. VIP pass right now.
This is the fuckin'
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995. "Very Important Personnel room."
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996. It's not the "unemployed,
just-got-out-of-jail dumb room."
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997. Very funny.
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998. Take it easy.
I got lots of money tonight.
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999. Yeah? Well, my girlfriend
doesn't give lap dances
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1000. to dirty trailer-park trash.
We clear on that, dick-chops?
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1001. Girlfriend?
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1002. You banged Lucy?
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1003. 28 times.
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1004. Lucy, you bang this dick?
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1005. Well, yeah, but, you know,
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1006. you were gone
for, like, 18 months.
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1007. What do you want me to do?
I mean...
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1008. Lucy, I know I was in jail
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1009. and you have needs,
but this idiot?
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1010. I thought about you nonstop
when I was in jail -
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1011. you and Trin.
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1012. I can't believe this.
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1013. I'm sorry.
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1014. Like, I really fucked us up
by going to jail, didn't I?
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1015. Good luck, I guess.
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1016. Get the fuck out of my club!
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1017. What do you need?
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1018. You're lucky I don't want
to go back to jail.
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1019. Ricky's really trying
hard here, Lucy.
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1020. Yeah, he's clearly trying.
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1021. Listen, he was throwing
a party tonight!
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1022. That's what he was
going on about, a party?
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1023. - Yeah.
- Oh, man, I gotta go find him.
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1024. I can't believe you banged
that Sonny guy 28 times!
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1025. - It was 10 or 15 times max!
- Pfft!
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1026. Don't pfft me.
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1027. Fuckin' I gotta go.
I gotta get a cab.
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1028. Do you wanna come
to a party tonight?
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1029. Yes!
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1030. - I have to go change first.
- Okay.
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1031. You can drive my car!
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1032. I just picked it up.
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1033. Hey, man, what's up, dude?
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1034. Yeah!
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1035. Bubbles, what's up, man?
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1036. - So this is where you grew up?
- Yeah, this is home.
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1037. - What do you think?
- It's gorgeous!
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1038. - Want a drink?
- Yeah.
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1039. For fuck sakes!
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1040. Fuck off with the fireworks!
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1041. Can't wait till you get
arrested again.
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1042. Darren.
Hard as fuck."
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1043. Ricky, I don't love Sonny.
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1044. I don't love him either.
I think he's a fuckin' dick!
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1045. No, I mean...
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1046. I love you.
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1047. Really?
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1048. Yeah.
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1049. Lucy, I know I fucked us up.
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1050. I mean, what kind of boyfriend
can I be in jail?
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1051. I'm sorry. I mean,
it's cool you're banging Sonny.
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1052. I mean, it's no big deal.
It was my fault.
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1053. And it was like
five times, right? Max.
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1054. It doesn't matter.
It's totally done.
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1055. It's so good to hear
you say that.
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1056. I really thought
it was 28 times.
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1057. I knew the fucker was lying.
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1058. You want some pizza?
I got some cookin'.
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1059. Smooth.
That's Moroccan Blond hash.
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1060. It's pretty mild, but it's good.
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1061. Do you want to get drunk
with me tonight?
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1062. Hang out here for a bit
and head over to the party?
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1063. Sure.
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1064. How many cigarettes you got,
Luce?
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1065. I got a deck.
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1066. Fuck. We're gonna have to get
some cigarettes tonight.
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1067. - Just a sec. Hold on.
- What?
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1068. I'm into something serious
right now, something real heavy.
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1069. There's a chance
I could be going to jail.
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1070. Just thought I'd tell ya
so you don't fall for me, okay?
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1071. Well, what makes you think
I wouldn't wait for you
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1072. if you went back to jail, huh?
Jail's no big deal, remember?
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1073. Look at that, Ran.
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1074. Check that out.
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1075. He's got a broken rear window.
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1076. Probably hot.
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1077. Get the license number
and we'll call it in, buddy.
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1078. Right now, it gives me great
pleasure to introduce all y'all
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1079. to the two stars of "Fire Hoes"!
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1080. Give it up, y'all,
for Galaxy and Dazzle.
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1081. And I'm pleased
to announce tonight
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1082. that we in development
on my new film,
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1083. "Spaghetti Hoes."
We also working on "Ida-hoes."
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1084. Know what I'm saying?
And "Cheeri-hoes."
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1085. So look out for all those.
You know what I'm saying?
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1086. You know what I'm saying,
saying, s-saying?
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1087. Hey. T, can I borrow
the microphone for a second?
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1088. How's everybody doin'?
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1089. Whoo!
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1090. Things are finally starting
to come together for me
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1091. and it's all
because of one woman.
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1092. A woman that's been really cool
with me being in and out of jail
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1093. since I was nine years old;
cool with me
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1094. growing dope when
I was in grade seven until now.
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1095. Cool with me smoking dope,
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1096. getting drunk with my friends,
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1097. playing video games
with my friends.
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1098. I mean, I live in a car.
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1099. That's why I want you all here
to see me proposal her.
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1100. Lucy?
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1101. I want to ask for your hand
in about marriage.
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1102. What do you say, Lucy?
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1103. Will you marry me?
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1104. Well, there's...
you know,
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1105. there's a condition, right?
Like...
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1106. you've gotta promise
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1107. you don't go back to jail.
And if...
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1108. you promise that, then...
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1109. all right, then, yeah,
fuck it, I'll marry you.
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1110. I promise that I don't think
I'm ever going back to jail.
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1111. Cheers to Ricky and Lucy.
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1112. Show us your tits!
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1113. Show us the tits, Lucy!
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1114. Come on, feature dancer!
You can do it!
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1115. You want to see my tits?
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1116. - Oh, Lucy, what are you doing?
- Uh-oh, don't do it, Lucy.
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1117. Yeah, fuck it, here you go!
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1118. - You look great, honey!
- Woo-hoo!
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1119. - Those are big, Mr. Lahey.
- Unbelievable, Ran.
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1120. What a greasy whore show.
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1121. Hope you're fuckin' happy
with yourself.
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1122. You know, everybody saw
Lucy's tits tonight.
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1123. A couple of people saw 'em,
Sarah,
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1124. and everybody loves tits.
What's the big deal?
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1125. That's not the point, Ricky.
It's embarrassing.
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1126. It's not embarassing.
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1127. Lucy, I had a great night, okay?
Drink some water.
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1128. I'm gonna sleep in the car
so I don't wake you.
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1129. - Yeah.
- I can't wait to get married.
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1130. Sarah, you got any
rolling papers?
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1131. I think you should sleep in
your car tonight, Ricky.
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1132. Lucy, I'm getting fucked up
tonight.
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1133. I'll see you tomorrow around
12:00, 1:00?
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1134. All the kitties are out, Mr. Lahey.
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1135. - Boy, they're cute!
- Randy.
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1136. Mr. Lahey, you're in reverse!
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1137. Gna, gna, gna, gna, gna, gna.
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1138. These shit-buckets
will follow my rules, Randy.
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1139. I'd like to order
some orange juice, please.
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1140. Oh, apple juice
would be wonderful.
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1141. What's your friend doing?
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1142. Bubbs, don't you move!
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1143. I've lived in that fucking shed
since I was six years old and...
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1144. and it didn't just fall down
on it's own!
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1145. It got smashed down
by a fuckin' drunk shit-hustler!
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1146. Fuckin' shit-twister
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1147. and that big, dirty,
onion-ring bastard, Randy!
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1148. Bubbles!
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1149. - Hand over the numchucks!
- No way, Julian!
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1150. I'm serious, Bubs!
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1151. This is not the way
to deal with this!
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1152. Cory, Trevor, get over here
and give me a hand!
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1153. - Grab his legs!
- Don't grab my legs.
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1154. All right, calm down.
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1155. Calm down, count to 10.
Everything's gonna be cool.
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1156. Trevor?
Let go of my leg!
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1157. Good afternoon, gentleman.
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1158. It is my pleasure
to inform you
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1159. that you have 30 days
to quit the environs
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1160. of Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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1161. for just cause of non-payment
of lot fees.
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1162. - Adios, amigos.
- Give me that.
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1163. What the fuck
are you talking about?
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1164. We paid our money.
I live in a fuckin' car, Lahey!
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1165. - Oh, yeah?
- We're not goin' anywhere.
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1166. Keep your hands to yourself.
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1167. No, and the only thing
you're evicting
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1168. is the fuckin' cheeseburgers
that are Randy's gut!
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1169. - Frig you, Rick.
- Yeah? Frig me, Randy?
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1170. - Don't push me!
- You want to fuckin' go?
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1171. 'Cause I've been waitin'
to fight you
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1172. for a long fuckin' time!
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1173. Aw! Fuck!
The smell of cheeseburgers!
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1174. Why did you knock
my shed down?
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1175. Bubbles,
that is a dangerous...
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1176. dangerous weapon!
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1177. - You fight dirty, Ricky!
- You like that?
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1178. I'll fucking unload one on ya!
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1179. - Fucker.
- Hey, Lahey! Guess what?
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1180. Randy's leaking cheeseburger!
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1181. Listen!
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1182. - You fuckin' like that?
- I don't like it at all, Rick!
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1183. - Bubbles...
- Let's go, Lahey!
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1184. Bubbles, put those down.
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1185. Boys, cops!
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1186. It's a dangerous weapon!
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1187. Oh, my fuck!
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1188. That's enough!
Break it up!
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1189. Jim?
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1190. Barb, will you tell
Officer Pineapple-Cock
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1191. and fucky-the-drunk-clown here
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1192. - we're all paid up!
- Well, I wish I could, Rick,
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1193. but according to Randy's
neatly kept records,
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1194. you're all three months over.
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1195. We paid our lot fees, Barb!
This is bullshit!
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1196. - No, it's not.
- Look!
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1197. You guys are gone.
Evicted, all of you.
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1198. Well, what about what that
drunk bastard did to my shed?
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1199. Let's talk about drunk
trailer-park supervisors
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1200. getting drunk as fuck,
ruining peoples' lives!
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1201. Maybe I should look into
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1202. how your daughter's
stealing barbecues
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1203. and selling them
at the flea market.
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1204. Eh, Rick?
Would you like that?
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1205. Don't mess with me, Rick.
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1206. Come on, Bubbs.
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1207. Thirty days, boys.
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1208. Thirty sexy days, Julian.
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1209. Sexy.
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1210. - You're gonna pay for this.
- Hey, Rick, knock-knock.
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1211. Who's there?
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1212. A loser, Rick.
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1213. Guess what losers do, Ricky?
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1214. They lose.
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1215. There's no mustard.
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1216. No bologna sandwiches either,
Julian.
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1217. Like, what are we going
to do here?
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1218. I mean,
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1219. we paid our lot fees.
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1220. Lahey and Randy told a fib
to Barb and...
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1221. I mean, that's it.
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1222. We're done here, Julian.
There's no hope.
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1223. Wait, wait, wait.
I've got an idea, Bubbs.
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1224. - Bubbs, look at me.
- No.
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1225. - Bubbles, look at me.
- No!
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1226. Look at me, please!
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1227. All we've gotta do
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1228. is the big dirty, today.
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1229. Do you think
that's a good idea, Julian,
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1230. doin' another massive robbery?
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1231. Bubbs, if we do this,
we'll be able to pay the lot fees
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1232. directly to Barb this time.
It's gonna be easy, man!
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1233. All right, Julian.
Copy !req
1234. Let's do it, then.
Copy !req
1235. - Let's do the big dirty.
- Hey, Bubbs,
Copy !req
1236. don't be throwing sandwiches
around the trailer again, man.
Copy !req
1237. - Come on.
- Sorry, Julian.
Copy !req
1238. Lahey's right.
Copy !req
1239. I'm a loser.
Copy !req
1240. No.
Copy !req
1241. We're gonna deal with this
Lahey bullshit later, I promise.
Copy !req
1242. But the big dirty's
happening now
Copy !req
1243. and we need you, Rick.
Copy !req
1244. It's a five-man job.
Copy !req
1245. Come on, you're my wingman.
Copy !req
1246. A lot of planning
went into this, Ricky.
Copy !req
1247. I lost my credulence, boys.
Copy !req
1248. I don't think
I got what it takes.
Copy !req
1249. I can't do it.
Copy !req
1250. No offense, guys, but...
Copy !req
1251. I think I'm as stupid
as you guys are.
Copy !req
1252. No way, Ricky.
Copy !req
1253. You're the coolest guy in the park,
and the smartest.
Copy !req
1254. Me and Cory have always
looked up to you.
Copy !req
1255. And if you lose your... credulence,
where does that leave us?
Copy !req
1256. 'Cause without you
it's like we don't have a dad
Copy !req
1257. or a big brother or somethin'.
Copy !req
1258. - We love you, Ricky!
- For real, dude.
Copy !req
1259. Sometimes me and Trevor
pretend we're you.
Copy !req
1260. Don't go tellin' 'em that.
Copy !req
1261. Boys...
Copy !req
1262. you guys pretend you're Ricky?
Copy !req
1263. Yeah, it's the only
time we feel cool.
Copy !req
1264. You guys really pretend
that you're me?
Copy !req
1265. Yeah.
Copy !req
1266. Come on, Ricky.
Copy !req
1267. Come on, Ricky.
Copy !req
1268. Two for "Freak Turbulence."
Copy !req
1269. Come on, Bubbles,
keep it together.
Copy !req
1270. This is the big dirty!
Copy !req
1271. - Ricky's on line.
- Bubble's on line.
Copy !req
1272. Julian on line.
Copy !req
1273. - Cory on line.
- Trevor on line.
Copy !req
1274. Let's do the big dirty!
Copy !req
1275. All right, you fuckin' idiots!
Clear the fuck out!
Copy !req
1276. Don't nobody get stupid!
Copy !req
1277. - What do you want, man?
- No talking!
Copy !req
1278. Cory, Trevor,
confidence check.
Copy !req
1279. Confidence 100 percent.
Copy !req
1280. At about 70 percent, Julian.
Copy !req
1281. Seventy percent?
Trevor, bring it back up to 100!
Copy !req
1282. Stop fuckin' around here!
Copy !req
1283. Julian, don't be too hard on 'em.
Cory and Trevor, you guys rock.
Copy !req
1284. Thanks a lot, Ricky.
I'm at 100 percent.
Copy !req
1285. Still at 100 percent.
Copy !req
1286. Bubbles at position two!
Copy !req
1287. Go time!
Copy !req
1288. Cory, Trevor, you're doing good.
Copy !req
1289. You're doing a great job.
Nice work, boys.
Copy !req
1290. Come on, boys, scoop!
Copy !req
1291. Scoop like the wind!
Copy !req
1292. Scoop! Scoop!
Scoop! Scoop! Scoop!
Copy !req
1293. Ricky, let me help you!
Copy !req
1294. What the fuck
is wrong with you? Fuck!
Copy !req
1295. Come on, Trevor,
scoop the fuckin' change!
Copy !req
1296. Get the fuck off me, Trevor!
Copy !req
1297. Aah!
Copy !req
1298. You stupid cock-tractors!
Copy !req
1299. Oh, no, boys.
Copy !req
1300. There's people coming out
of the theaters!
Copy !req
1301. Boys, what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1302. No big deal. Just a fire drill.
There's nothing to see here!
Copy !req
1303. They're real criminals, Dad!
Copy !req
1304. They're robbing the change.
Copy !req
1305. What the fuck
happened in there?
Copy !req
1306. Come on,
we kind of messed up here.
Copy !req
1307. It's not the first time,
fuckin' Cory!
Copy !req
1308. - What the fuck was...?
- Get the popcorn bags!
Copy !req
1309. What the fuck you
looking at, fuckies?
Copy !req
1310. - Ricky, we're blocked in!
- The fuck we are!
Copy !req
1311. - Fuck!
- Darren!
Copy !req
1312. Boys, do you guys
think that it might be
Copy !req
1313. a big deal that 10,000 people
Copy !req
1314. just saw us doing that
and took pictures of us?
Copy !req
1315. Maybe?
Copy !req
1316. That is a lot of change
to be in possession of.
Copy !req
1317. What about all the witnesses,
Ricky?
Copy !req
1318. Bubbles, the only ones
they saw are Cory and Trevor.
Copy !req
1319. It's no big deal.
Copy !req
1320. I can't believe it.
We pulled it off.
Copy !req
1321. We pulled off the big dirty!
Copy !req
1322. Where are we gonna
hide it all, Julian?
Copy !req
1323. We'll just leave it
right in the trunk.
Copy !req
1324. No one's gonna
think to look there.
Copy !req
1325. Yeah, this seems to be
the safest place.
Copy !req
1326. You know what you should
do now, Rick?
Copy !req
1327. You should go spend some time
with your family, buddy.
Copy !req
1328. You deserve it, man.
Copy !req
1329. You should make some time
for Trinity, Ricky.
Copy !req
1330. People are complaining
about her stealing barbecues.
Copy !req
1331. She's got a new one every day.
That's greasy!
Copy !req
1332. It's not that greasy.
Copy !req
1333. Boys, come on,
give me a hug here.
Copy !req
1334. We did it, guys.
We fuckin' did it!
Copy !req
1335. What did I tell ya?
You steal change,
Copy !req
1336. you don't go to jail, boys.
Copy !req
1337. I can't believe it, Julian,
but you were right, man.
Copy !req
1338. I'll catch you guys later, okay?
Copy !req
1339. Ricky,
Copy !req
1340. tell me you're not drinking
liquor out of my cat dish.
Copy !req
1341. Better fuck off, Bobby!
Copy !req
1342. You better tell your dad
to pay me for my dope!
Copy !req
1343. - Hey, Trin.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1344. - You got your patch on?
- Yup.
Copy !req
1345. Awesome.
I got some good news.
Copy !req
1346. - What?
- Me and mom,
Copy !req
1347. we're getting married.
Copy !req
1348. Wow!
Copy !req
1349. - Isn't that awesome?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1350. We gotta have a little talk,
though, about you stealing barbecues
Copy !req
1351. and selling them
at that flea market.
Copy !req
1352. - It's gotta stop.
- No way, Dad.
Copy !req
1353. It's my money, my living.
It's not gonna happen.
Copy !req
1354. It has to stop. I'm serious.
I know it's easy and I'm the one
Copy !req
1355. that taught you to do it,
but you can't need do it anymore.
Copy !req
1356. 'Cause I'm gonna be giving you money
from now on. Look!
Copy !req
1357. I'll give you this whole thing
if you promise me
Copy !req
1358. no more stealing barbecues
and you'll stay on that patch.
Copy !req
1359. Okay,
Copy !req
1360. but can I at least sell these?
Copy !req
1361. Oh, yeah, you can sell these,
Copy !req
1362. - but don't steal any more.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1363. And don't tell Mom I gave you
this money, all right?
Copy !req
1364. Okay.
Copy !req
1365. - I love you, sweetie.
- Bye.
Copy !req
1366. I'm gonna spend my big dirty money
on my wedding.
Copy !req
1367. I'm gonna get a nice ring,
I don't care what it costs.
Copy !req
1368. This is gonna be
the awesomest wedding
Copy !req
1369. this trailer park
has ever seen.
Copy !req
1370. The awesomest!
It's all for Lucy.
Copy !req
1371. Aw, Ricky,
I don't want this wedding
Copy !req
1372. to get all fucked up.
I want it to be awesome!
Copy !req
1373. I want lots of music,
awesome food...
Copy !req
1374. I remember the first night
Copy !req
1375. me and Lucy made love
just like it was yesterday.
Copy !req
1376. We were down
at Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Copy !req
1377. right after those
new chicken strips came out,
Copy !req
1378. we had a bunch of those,
big bucket of chicken.
Copy !req
1379. She asked me to come in
the bathroom with her, so I did.
Copy !req
1380. She had booze in her purse;
I had a bunch of good dope
Copy !req
1381. 'cause I was growing dope
back then.
Copy !req
1382. We just sat there,
smoking dope, drinking.
Copy !req
1383. We made love all night.
Copy !req
1384. It was just so beautiful,
I'll never forget it.
Copy !req
1385. We slept right on the floor,
Copy !req
1386. till the cleaners came in
the next morning.
Copy !req
1387. And in the morning,
when we kinda came to,
Copy !req
1388. we just sorta looked at each other
and we knew, like...
Copy !req
1389. we're gonna be together forever.
Copy !req
1390. I can't believe
we're getting married.
Copy !req
1391. Look at that cubic zarcarbium!
Copy !req
1392. And Trin,
Copy !req
1393. it's because of you
that this all happening.
Copy !req
1394. I want you to give this
to your mom
Copy !req
1395. when the guy asks for it
at the wedding.
Copy !req
1396. Okay.
Copy !req
1397. Just eat it!
Stop complaining! Mom?
Copy !req
1398. Trin, go get the car,
bring it out front.
Copy !req
1399. I'll be there in a minute.
Copy !req
1400. What's the matter?
Copy !req
1401. Check the oil.
Copy !req
1402. Well, look who it fuckin' is!
Copy !req
1403. Who's that?
Copy !req
1404. Aw, just a jail dummy.
Copy !req
1405. How's the tournament going,
Donny?
Copy !req
1406. Actually, Rick, uh, I'm
with my family right now.
Copy !req
1407. And I don't really
want to talk to you.
Copy !req
1408. But if you must know,
Copy !req
1409. your friends are gonna
lose again next week
Copy !req
1410. and you're not gonna be playing.
Copy !req
1411. - I'll talk to you later.
- Talk to me later?
Copy !req
1412. What happened
to "Fight me any time, anyplace,"
Copy !req
1413. ya scaredy-cheater?
Copy !req
1414. Rick, I'm having Chinese food
Copy !req
1415. with my family, okay?
My wife, my kids,
Copy !req
1416. my grandmother.
Show a little respect, Ricky.
Copy !req
1417. Please.
Copy !req
1418. Okay?
I tell ya what,
Copy !req
1419. I'm gonna let you
come back to jail.
Copy !req
1420. You can play
in the tournament,
Copy !req
1421. - but this has gotta stop.
- Are you serious?
Copy !req
1422. - I'm serious.
- You're gonna let me come back?
Copy !req
1423. I'm getting tired of this.
This is embarrassing.
Copy !req
1424. You can come back and play.
Copy !req
1425. This is dumb.
This is getting too much.
Copy !req
1426. Well, all right, Donny.
That's pretty good of you.
Copy !req
1427. I know.
Copy !req
1428. You're not playing in the
ball-hockey tournament, Ricky.
Copy !req
1429. You're not coming back
just yet to my jail.
Copy !req
1430. I'll tell you
when you come back.
Copy !req
1431. Oh, I got you, buddy.
Come on.
Copy !req
1432. - Come on.
- Dad, great sucker punch.
Copy !req
1433. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout,
right there. Thanks, kiddo.
Copy !req
1434. Come on, let's go
before the cops come.
Copy !req
1435. Let's go,
grab your purse, okay?
Copy !req
1436. Aw, he got you
pretty good, man.
Copy !req
1437. Fuck.
Copy !req
1438. God!
Copy !req
1439. You were suckered.
Man, he suckered ya!
Copy !req
1440. Did he ever.
Copy !req
1441. - Clear!
- Thanks, sweetie.
Copy !req
1442. Dad, are you all right?
Copy !req
1443. Yeah, I'm fine.
Just fell off my chair, Trin.
Copy !req
1444. - Are you drunk, Dad?
- No, I had two drinks today.
Copy !req
1445. Change, change, change, change.
Copy !req
1446. I'm so goddamn sick of it.
Parking meters,
Copy !req
1447. vending machines,
laundromats, arcades,
Copy !req
1448. payphones, pool tables,
car-wash.
Copy !req
1449. People think we give
a shit about change?
Copy !req
1450. - News flash, we don't.
- George, calm down.
Copy !req
1451. Mr. Lahey, Randy.
Copy !req
1452. Hi, I made some sandwiches
here, guys.
Copy !req
1453. - Got some tuna, egg salad...
- Randy. Ted.
Copy !req
1454. Jim, you promised me
you'd stop drinking.
Copy !req
1455. Let's cut to the chase here.
Either of you sexy officers
Copy !req
1456. interested in grand theft auto?
Copy !req
1457. - Mr. Lahey, Ted said...
- Randy. Two counts, Ted.
Copy !req
1458. I got license plates,
serial numbers.
Copy !req
1459. They're stolen, guaranteed.
Copy !req
1460. - Jim, we really don't care.
- George.
Copy !req
1461. - Leave us alone.
- George!
Copy !req
1462. Stop fuckin' calling us!
Copy !req
1463. - George! Enough.
- What!
Copy !req
1464. George, what do you mean
you don't care?
Copy !req
1465. Randy.
Copy !req
1466. Mr. Lahey, despite the fact
that you're drunk right now,
Copy !req
1467. here's what I'm gonna do:
Copy !req
1468. We'll come over
and check out the cars,
Copy !req
1469. but if they come back clean,
which won't surprise
Copy !req
1470. anybody here, you're not
to contact us in any way
Copy !req
1471. for at least two months.
No phone calls, no faxes, nothing!
Copy !req
1472. - We clear?
- Crystal clear, Ted.
Copy !req
1473. J-Roc, check, check one, two.
Copy !req
1474. - J-Roc, check.
- Hey, Dad, get drunk!
Copy !req
1475. This is gonna be awesome!
Everybody, drink up!
Copy !req
1476. God, Julian looks sexy and nice.
Copy !req
1477. What are you doing, Jim?
Copy !req
1478. You promised me
grand theft auto.
Copy !req
1479. Right here.
Run that!
Copy !req
1480. Bet you
that friggin' car's stolen!
Copy !req
1481. Get a picture, Randy.
Copy !req
1482. We are gathered here today
to witness the holy matrimony
Copy !req
1483. of two people,
Richard and Lucy,
Copy !req
1484. who have chosen to prepare
their own vows.
Copy !req
1485. Thank you, Your Honor.
Copy !req
1486. Okay, everybody, here we go!
Copy !req
1487. I, Richard,
Copy !req
1488. am gonna cut back on my
drinking to 3 or 4 days a week
Copy !req
1489. and smokin' dope
to probably 5 or 6.
Copy !req
1490. And I'm hopefully
promising you this,
Copy !req
1491. that I'm not gonna hopefully
go back to jail.
Copy !req
1492. Never.
Copy !req
1493. I'm gonna try to love you
Copy !req
1494. as much as I'm capable
for to love, forever and ever.
Copy !req
1495. And Lucy,
Copy !req
1496. I promise you, I'm gonna start
growing dope again
Copy !req
1497. and get my life back on track.
Copy !req
1498. Amen.
Copy !req
1499. Um, can you hold this
for a sec?
Copy !req
1500. Sweet. Thanks.
Copy !req
1501. I, Lucy,
Copy !req
1502. promise to stop stripping
so I can open up a hair salon,
Copy !req
1503. uh, to not get any more
Copy !req
1504. plastic surgery or tattoos,
Copy !req
1505. to be a good mother and wife,
Copy !req
1506. whenever possible,
Copy !req
1507. and, uh, to help out
with house stuff.
Copy !req
1508. And to help keep Ricky
happy and healthy
Copy !req
1509. and well...
Copy !req
1510. taken care of,
Copy !req
1511. um...
Copy !req
1512. for as long as he stays
out of prison, forever.
Copy !req
1513. - Do you have the ring?
- Trin?
Copy !req
1514. Can you just hold that
for a sec?
Copy !req
1515. I love you, Lucy.
Copy !req
1516. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1517. I now pronounce you
man and wife.
Copy !req
1518. You may kiss the bride.
Copy !req
1519. We did it, Lucy.
We did it!
Copy !req
1520. Lucy!
Copy !req
1521. I need to talk to you,
sweetheart.
Copy !req
1522. What the hell
are you doing here?
Copy !req
1523. It's our wedding day!
Copy !req
1524. I'm not talking to you,
smart guy.
Copy !req
1525. I got this Lucy, relax.
Copy !req
1526. - Let's go home, okay?
- Okay.
Copy !req
1527. What are you doin'
comin' up here
Copy !req
1528. on my wedding day
with a big fancy gun?
Copy !req
1529. I'll tell you
what you're doing:
Copy !req
1530. - You're showin' off.
- I'm not showin' off.
Copy !req
1531. Sure, you're showin' off.
Here's showin', here's off,
Copy !req
1532. there's you.
Look in the word directory,
Copy !req
1533. - big picture of you showin' off.
- I'm...
Copy !req
1534. That's showin' off!
That's showin' off!
Copy !req
1535. Gunfire.
All right, now we gotta move.
Copy !req
1536. Randy and I'll go 'round back.
Copy !req
1537. We'll meet you
down at the wedding.
Copy !req
1538. Lucy, get the fuck over here!
I want my six grand!
Copy !req
1539. I want the fuckin' money
for the tits, Lucy!
Copy !req
1540. Six grand for tits?
Copy !req
1541. Well, I'm not paying six
grand for used tits!
Copy !req
1542. Ricky, they're "in-use" tits.
They're not "used" tits.
Copy !req
1543. Number one, I found out
you only banged her five times.
Copy !req
1544. So you were lying about that,
which is showin' off.
Copy !req
1545. And since you banged her
five times,
Copy !req
1546. you've used those tits
more than I have.
Copy !req
1547. I've only banged her twice
since I got out of jail.
Copy !req
1548. I'm not paying six grand for tits.
Copy !req
1549. I mean, those are nice,
Copy !req
1550. but I'm not even
a big fan of fake tits.
Copy !req
1551. So I'm not paying
for used fake tits.
Copy !req
1552. I liked Lucy just the way she was,
thank you very much.
Copy !req
1553. Sonny,
Copy !req
1554. can I talk to you for a second?
Come here.
Copy !req
1555. - Just give me a second.
- Let me handle this.
Copy !req
1556. Ricky, we need to talk.
Now! Come on.
Copy !req
1557. Listen, okay,
I'm really sorry
Copy !req
1558. that you found out about it
like this, okay?
Copy !req
1559. We banged a couple of times,
now I'm married.
Copy !req
1560. Boys, we should get this car
out of here, like now.
Copy !req
1561. I was gonna make you
a feature dancer.
Copy !req
1562. You could've had it all.
Copy !req
1563. I don't want to be
a feature dancer.
Copy !req
1564. - Okay.
- This is what I want.
Copy !req
1565. So...
can you live with that?
Copy !req
1566. - We're cool. We're good.
- We're cool? We're good?
Copy !req
1567. We're good.
Copy !req
1568. Okay, thanks.
Copy !req
1569. Those are club boots.
I need 'em back, Luce.
Copy !req
1570. Cops! Cops!
Copy !req
1571. Ricky, the cops are here...
Copy !req
1572. I'm starting to lose it maybe.
Copy !req
1573. Everybody stay
right where they are.
Copy !req
1574. - Jim.
- In cooperation with...
Copy !req
1575. - Jim.
- ... local police department...
Copy !req
1576. Mr. Lahey, please!
Copy !req
1577. Ted, Mr. Lahey's
just trying to help...
Copy !req
1578. - Randy.
- We'll handle this.
Copy !req
1579. All right, who fired shots?
Copy !req
1580. Nobody, huh?
Copy !req
1581. Cherry Heranjek, right?
Wanted in two states?
Copy !req
1582. There's a Canada-wide warrant
for your arrest?
Copy !req
1583. - Sound about right?
- What?
Copy !req
1584. No, I'm Wanda.
I'm a feature dancer.
Copy !req
1585. - Of course you are.
- I am.
Copy !req
1586. - You're under arrest.
- No, excuse me.
Copy !req
1587. - Yes, here's your rights.
- No.
Copy !req
1588. I'm sorry, Julian.
I guess it's over for a little while.
Copy !req
1589. I guess I'll see you around
in a couple of years, maybe?
Copy !req
1590. Jail's no big deal, right?
Copy !req
1591. - Jail's no big deal.
- Aw.
Copy !req
1592. I love you, Julian!
Call me!
Copy !req
1593. Oh, um, Officers,
before we go,
Copy !req
1594. you might want to check
this guy's pockets
Copy !req
1595. for, I don't know, a handgun!
Copy !req
1596. Ha! Ha! Ha! Fucker.
Copy !req
1597. All right, open it up.
Copy !req
1598. And that's not yours, right?
Copy !req
1599. It's not mine.
Copy !req
1600. But we can work this out.
I got all my papers.
Copy !req
1601. And these aren't my cuffs.
Turn around.
Copy !req
1602. You're busted.
Copy !req
1603. Ah, you know what, guys...
Copy !req
1604. - Yeah, yeah.
- We can talk about it downtown.
Copy !req
1605. Change?
Copy !req
1606. Oh, he's gonna tell on us!
Copy !req
1607. We gotta get this car
out of here!
Copy !req
1608. - Okay, alright.
- Lucy, get the car out of here, alright?
Copy !req
1609. George! George,
George, George!
Copy !req
1610. They're the ones stealing
the change, George!
Copy !req
1611. They're...
Copy !req
1612. We'll take the shortcut
and we'll head 'em off.
Copy !req
1613. Don't you shit-worms move!
Copy !req
1614. - Fuck you, Lahey!
- Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1615. Drunk bastard.
It's okay, boys!
Copy !req
1616. Come on, Ricky!
Copy !req
1617. What the hell is he doing?
Copy !req
1618. Just go to the back
entrance, Ricky.
Copy !req
1619. Ricky, get us out of here!
Copy !req
1620. You ready for a little game
of shit-chicken, scooter Randy?
Copy !req
1621. Ricky, the cops are behind us!
Copy !req
1622. What are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1623. Just give me a second
to think about this.
Copy !req
1624. Ricky!
Copy !req
1625. Do you want to take it
to fucktown, Lahey?
Copy !req
1626. 'Cause that's where this is
downtown fucktown!
Copy !req
1627. No, Mr. Lahey, please!
We don't want to go to fucktown!
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1628. Guess you lose, fuckhead!
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1629. Ricky!
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1630. - Ah, fuck!
- Fuck sakes, Rick!
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1631. You okay, Randy?
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1632. Mr. Lahey, we're upside down.
We flipped the car.
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1633. Yeah, that was really something,
wasn't it?
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1634. And so with the able assistance
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1635. of Officers Green and Johnson,
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1636. we solved the crime
and made the arrest.
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1637. Well, thank you, Mr Lahey.
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1638. You and Randy
may step down now.
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1639. Mrs. Brown.
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1640. Mrs. Brown?
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1641. Oh, me? Ahem.
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1642. Your Honor,
we ask for leniency
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1643. in the court's decision.
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1644. These boys have no education.
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1645. They're addicted
to drugs and alcohol
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1646. and they live in a trailer park.
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1647. Why the fuck
would you say that?
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1648. What the fuck does that
supposed to mean?
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1649. I'm warning you,
one more outburst
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1650. and I'll find you
in contempt of court.
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1651. Your Majesty, I'm sorry,
but obviously Miss Brown here
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1652. is a little bit fucked
in the head.
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1653. I mean, she's looking
at these coupons for...
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1654. "Danny and Terry's
Buffalo Heaven"
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1655. trying to figure out
what she wants for lunch.
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1656. What the hell is that?
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1657. She doesn't care about us.
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1658. If this suit-dummy here
doesn't mind,
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1659. I'd like to have two minutes
of the court's time
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1660. to say a couple things.
Just two minutes. Please.
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1661. Your Honor, we can't waste
the court's time with this.
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1662. - Two minutes, that's it!
- Your Honor!
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1663. I'm... I'm gonna grant it.
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1664. I mean, what harm can it do,
Mr. Stevenson?
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1665. You've got this thing
sewn up, right?
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1666. - You go ahead, Ricky.
- Thanks, bud.
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1667. The first thing is this -
this stupid picture.
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1668. If I could get Cory and Trevor
to rise there for a second.
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1669. I mean, obviously,
well, you can see
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1670. that that's Cory
and this is Trevor.
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1671. I don't know who that guy is,
you can't see him,
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1672. and you can't see
that person either.
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1673. So there's only two people
in the picture.
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1674. It looks like maybe
they are stealing change,
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1675. which I don't agree with,
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1676. but I had nothing
to do with this.
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1677. This is not the change
they recovered from my car.
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1678. Totally different.
That's the change I was saving
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1679. for my daughter's education.
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1680. So the second thing...
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1681. is this.
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1682. Really, the only evidence
against us is...
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1683. Mr. Lahey's testimony.
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1684. And if his testimony
is so goddamn important,
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1685. then I want to hook him up
to a breathalyser.
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1686. He should clearly show
he's not drunk as fuck,
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1687. 'cause I think he is.
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1688. And if he is, shouldn't
his testimony mean fuck all?
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1689. Shouldn't this case
be thrown out of court?
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1690. Shouldn't I be given
my change back?
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1691. I'm in deservement
of the change.
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1692. I want the change back!
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1693. It's not my fault...
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1694. Officers Cock-Knuckles and
Dick-Lock here work with a drunk
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1695. trailer-park supervisor.
He's not a cop, he's a drunk!
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1696. They are not Officers
Cock-Knuckles and Dick-Lock.
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1697. They are Officers
Green and Johnson.
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1698. Now I warned you
about this kind of thing!
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1699. He used to be a cop, actually,
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1700. and he got fired.
Guess what for?
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1701. Drinking!
Who does he work with?
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1702. Randy, who used to be
a male prostitute.
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1703. I don't have time for this shit.
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1704. You got no problem with being
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1705. hooked up with a breathalyser,
do you, Lahey?
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1706. I mean, you shouldn't be drunk.
You drove here today.
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1707. Oh, smart, Ricky, smart.
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1708. Bailiff, do we have
a breathalyser machine
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1709. - in the building?
- Yes.
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1710. Well, let's get it in here
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1711. and find out who's drunk
and who's not!
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1712. Come on, come on.
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1713. Come on, liquor!
Come on, liquor!
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1714. Come on, you're drunk.
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1715. You gotta be drunk.
You're always drunk, you drunk.
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1716. Come on, you're drunk.
You've got to be drunk.
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1717. The witness is intoxicated,
Your Honor.
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1718. I knew he was wasted!
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1719. - I knew it.
- He's loaded!
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1720. Well, in light
of this new evidence,
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1721. I have no choice
but to drop the charges
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1722. against Ricky, Julian
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1723. and Bubbles.
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1724. Order, please!
And because there's no proof
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1725. that the money came
from an illegal source,
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1726. I order that their change
be given back to them.
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1727. Thank you.
It is my change. Thank you.
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1728. Cory and Trevor, please rise.
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1729. I sentence you
to 30 days in jail
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1730. and 750 hours
of community service.
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1731. That's not that bad, guys.
That's pretty good.
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1732. Hear that, Lahey?
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1733. You never stopped
fuckin' with me, huh?
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1734. You couldn't let it go
and look what happened?
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1735. You look like a dick.
Fuck you!
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1736. Richard, get it together.
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1737. Do you want to spend a week
in jail effective immediately?
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1738. Did you say a week?
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1739. Would you rather have two?
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1740. No, no, a week's good.
Just...
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1741. Lucy, Trin, can I please
go to jail for a week,
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1742. play in the hockey game?
Please? It's only a week.
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1743. - Have fun.
- Yeah.
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1744. Really?
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1745. Cover your ears, sweetie.
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1746. Fuck this court.
Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy.
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1747. Fuck those two idiot cops.
Fuck suit-dummies.
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1748. As a matter of fact,
fuck legal aid!
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1749. Fuck Dan and Terry's...
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1750. Buffalo chicken wings!
Fuck all the old wood in here,
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1751. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob,
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1752. fuck squirrels.
Fuck me, you, everything!
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1753. Give it off to Darren!
Come on, Darren!
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1754. It was just so great
to come back
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1755. to play in the final game
of the tournament.
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1756. I missed lots of games,
but I played in the big one.
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1757. If you see 'em, feed 'em, boys.
We gotta score the winning goal.
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1758. - Hard as fuck, boys.
- Hard as fuck!
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1759. Don't take any shit
off these dicks.
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1760. It wasn't looking good
for them...
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1761. And we're huge Ricky fans
and he's an incredible goalie,
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1762. and, you know, he can stop
just about anything,
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1763. but the team wasn't playing
as a team.
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1764. They weren't playing good.
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1765. The turning point, for me,
was when Donny came down
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1766. on a breakaway and I was sure
they were gonna win.
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1767. And Ricky just threw the glove up
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1768. and stopped it.
And then, somehow, it started
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1769. going the other way,
and Darren,
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1770. on a breakaway,
faked a slapshot,
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1771. just went around him,
deeked it right in,
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1772. and they won!
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1773. It was insane, dude.
And in all the hoopla, we were,
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1774. like, this is our big chance
to make something of ourselves.
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1775. But the best part
was Cory and Trevor.
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1776. They snuck up behind Donny -
he wasn't looking -
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1777. and they pantsed him
in front of the whole prison.
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1778. He's got his bare ass out
rolling around on the ground
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1779. in puddles.
Oh, my God, it was funny.
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1780. Those guys finally came out
of their shell
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1781. and they're cool,
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1782. like everybody in here
loves them now.
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1783. So I get to leave here
a married man.
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1784. And I'm retired,
so all I have to do now
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1785. is spend time with my family
and grow dope.
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1786. My life couldn't be any better.
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