1. - I'm supposed to be rich
right now. Do I look rich?Copy !req
2. The car is fucked,
and we eat shitty food.Copy !req
3. I don't understand.Copy !req
4. We did this big job,
like, almost a year ago.Copy !req
5. Well, it's a year ago
tomorrow actually,Copy !req
6. and then Julian,
the big Almighty,Copy !req
7. decides he's gonna hide
the money for a year.Copy !req
8. - You know,
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
9. I've watched movies like
Casino or Goodfellas,Copy !req
10. you know, a bunch of
Robert De Niro films, Heat.Copy !req
11. You know, they do a big job,Copy !req
12. and then they sit on the money
for a little while.Copy !req
13. And that's the key, because you
start flashing money aroundCopy !req
14. right out of the gate,Copy !req
15. you're gonna go back to jail.Copy !req
16. - Fuck Joey De Mirno and all those
movie dicks! I'm broke!Copy !req
17. - It hasn't been easy for me.Copy !req
18. Every day I gotta hide that money
in a different spot.Copy !req
19. Lahey's watching me.
I'm trying not to get caught.Copy !req
20. - Me and my Dad were living in the car
together for a while.Copy !req
21. He was sleeping up here.
I was back there.Copy !req
22. And then it just got “fucky”.Copy !req
23. We were drinking way too muchCopy !req
24. and partying way too much,Copy !req
25. and we got in a bit of a fight.Copy !req
26. He punched me in the face.Copy !req
27. And I felt bad, but I had to
kick him out, so...Copy !req
28. I guess I never thought that
he'd move back to the dumpCopy !req
29. and start bootlegging again.Copy !req
30. - Hey, Buddy.
- Hi, Dad. How are ya?Copy !req
31. - Not bad.
How are you doing?Copy !req
32. - Good.Copy !req
33. - Yeah, I think Rick's
a little ashamed of me.Copy !req
34. You know, the old man,
living back in the dump.Copy !req
35. I guess if I were
perfectly honest with myself,Copy !req
36. it's not where
I expected to be myselfCopy !req
37. at this time in my life.Copy !req
38. Well, there's a couple
of positive things.Copy !req
39. I'm making liquor.Copy !req
40. Some people say
that's bootlegging.Copy !req
41. They don't like it,
but they all drink it.Copy !req
42. - Well, because of Julian,Copy !req
43. me and Bubbles had no choiceCopy !req
44. and we had to start working
for the old man,Copy !req
45. bottling liquor
down at the dump,Copy !req
46. which wouldn't be too bad,
except for the fucking seagulls.Copy !req
47. I mean, I love all creatures
like gophers and "deerts",Copy !req
48. and those things that fly
and everything else,Copy !req
49. But fuck seagulls.Copy !req
50. I got no time
for those cocksuckers.Copy !req
51. - Three o'clock! Right there!
Right there! Look up!Copy !req
52. - We just mind our own business
down here at the dump.Copy !req
53. Nobody comes down here
fucking with anybody.Copy !req
54. I'm just a bottling-liquor man.
That's my job.Copy !req
55. Paid by the hour, no bullshit,Copy !req
56. bottling Ray's Good Liquor.Copy !req
57. It's a dirty, sassy liquor.Copy !req
58. Oh! So sassy!Copy !req
59. - Yeah, I love cars.Copy !req
60. I'm a... I'm a bit
of a car guy, so...Copy !req
61. Maybe I shouldn't
have bought the DeLorean,Copy !req
62. Yeah, it's a nice car.Copy !req
63. It might be a little too flashy,Copy !req
64. but, you know,
a nice car means respect.Copy !req
65. Hey, how's it going?
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
66. - You boys ready to get
your fuckin' eat on?Copy !req
67. Buddy...Copy !req
68. - Look at these guys.Copy !req
69. - Dig into these boys.Copy !req
70. Dear, God. Uh, thank you
for these lobsters,Copy !req
71. and for this dump.Copy !req
72. Uh, I didn't mean that
the way it sounded.Copy !req
73. Thank you for
this dump, my home.Copy !req
74. Um, amen. That's it.
Say "amen", Rick.Copy !req
75. - I said it.
- No, you didn't. Say “amen".Copy !req
76. It's not an official prayer
till you say it.Copy !req
77. - I said it.Copy !req
78. - I didn't hear it.
I gotta hear it.Copy !req
79. - I whispered it.
- I didn't hear.Copy !req
80. - Fucking amen!
- All right.Copy !req
81. - I want to make
a toast to you guys.Copy !req
82. I know it's been
a tough year for all of us,Copy !req
83. especially you, Ray.Copy !req
84. But we stuck to our planCopy !req
85. and tomorrow's gonna be
a special day.Copy !req
86. Life is gonna change
as of tomorrow.Copy !req
87. - Cheers.Copy !req
88. - Cheers, boys.Copy !req
89. - (Man on TV): He says the weather
office didn't sayCopy !req
90. we were gonna have a heat wave.Copy !req
91. I said:
Hello! It's summertime..'Copy !req
92. - (Lahey on walkie-It's just a matter of time.Copy !req
93. Keep your eyes open
and call me if anything moves.Copy !req
94. - And the heat wave is thickest
right here at 38°C.Copy !req
95. No relief in sight
until the weekend.Copy !req
96. Saturday night, heavy rain...Copy !req
97. - (Randy on walkie-There's a vehicleCopy !req
98. approaching, sir.Copy !req
99. - Copy, Randy.
I'll be over in a minute.Copy !req
100. - There's a vehicle
approaching, sir.Copy !req
101. - Randy, I heard you, bud.
I'll be over in a minute, bud.Copy !req
102. - Come In. Mr. Laney.
Come In.Copy !req
103. - Randy, I copy.
I'll be over in a sec, bud.Copy !req
104. I'm busy right now.Copy !req
105. Can I wear your
cowboy boots, bud?Copy !req
106. - What do you see?Copy !req
107. - 10-80!Copy !req
108. - What's a 10-80?Copy !req
109. - Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
110. We did it, bud.
I know where it is.Copy !req
111. Randy, I knew that it had fucking somethingCopy !req
112. to do with that car.Copy !req
113. - Shhh!Copy !req
114. - Geez! The grease
on you, man!Copy !req
115. We Split it 50-50.Copy !req
116. You have to pay it
out of your share.Copy !req
117. All right, it's in
the front trunk of the DeLorean.Copy !req
118. He's with a...Copy !req
119. He's with a lady right now,
so do it.Copy !req
120. My pleasure.Copy !req
121. Look, keep your gun at home.
You won't need it.Copy !req
122. Right. Dumb as shit.Copy !req
123. - Get off!
- Just one drink!Copy !req
124. - Get out!Copy !req
125. - Fuck!Copy !req
126. - Be quiet.Copy !req
127. Sam, be quiet. Shhh!Copy !req
128. - Shit!Copy !req
129. - Sam?Copy !req
130. - Back in the shed, Bubbles!Copy !req
131. - Hey!Copy !req
132. Sam? Get off my property.Copy !req
133. - Hey, Julian.
Sorry to wake you, man.Copy !req
134. I just... Don't fucking move!Copy !req
135. I said don't move!Copy !req
136. - Sam brought a gun!
I'm gonna call the cops.Copy !req
137. Abort! Abort!Copy !req
138. - Ricky? Sam's here trying
to steal Julian's car.Copy !req
139. Get over here.
They're firing shots.Copy !req
140. - Fuck you!
You're gonna get shot!Copy !req
141. - Sam!Copy !req
142. - I'm not playing games, Sam!Copy !req
143. - My dad's got
a gun at the dump.Copy !req
144. What the fuck is this?
A pellet gun?Copy !req
145. - It's all I got, Ricky.
But it'll fool Sam, I think.Copy !req
146. - Why the fuck does Sam want
Julian's DeLorean?Copy !req
147. - I don't know. It's shiny.
He's a caveman. Who knows?Copy !req
148. - What the fuck is
that smell that I smell?Copy !req
149. - It's Sam!Copy !req
150. - What the fuck is going on
in there? Are you OK?Copy !req
151. - Aw, fuck!Copy !req
152. Cover me.
My gun's jammed!Copy !req
153. - Sam, you're about to getCopy !req
154. your empty fucking cave-head
full of bullets!Copy !req
155. - With a pellet gun, Ricky?Copy !req
156. Put the fucking thing down! Right now!Copy !req
157. - It's Bubbles' pellet gun, Sam.
It's all I got.Copy !req
158. - Fine! Put it down.
And bring me that sandwich.Copy !req
159. - I'm not giving you
my fucking sandwich!Copy !req
160. - Get back!Copy !req
161. - Ricky! Bubbles!Copy !req
162. Don't let this fuck-head
take my car!Copy !req
163. Oh, my fucking stick!Copy !req
164. Barb, what the fuck
happened to you?Copy !req
165. Why are you guys doing this?Copy !req
166. - (Sam):
Run, Barbie, run!Copy !req
167. - Don't... don't shoot!Copy !req
168. - Boys, don't let him
take the car!Copy !req
169. He can't take the car!Copy !req
170. Fuck! Ricky,
go get your car!Copy !req
171. I'm driving.Copy !req
172. - Goodbye, Julian!Copy !req
173. - I'm sorry, Suzy.
I'll call you tomorrow!Copy !req
174. - Why they wanna steal your car?Copy !req
175. - Randy, we're gonna
follow them, bud.Copy !req
176. I'll start the cruiser.Copy !req
177. Get me a bottle of champagne
and one pack of Colts.Copy !req
178. Fuck!Copy !req
179. - Do I have time to roll
a small joint, Mr. Lahey?Copy !req
180. - Boys, I fucking forgot
to tell you something.Copy !req
181. I was hiding the money
in the DeLorean!Copy !req
182. - What? All of it?Copy !req
183. - All of it.Copy !req
184. - How can you be so
stupid with our money?Copy !req
185. - How could you think that was
a good place to hide it?Copy !req
186. - Listen, this is not
my fucking fault.Copy !req
187. - It is your fucking fault!
You fucked up this time, not me!Copy !req
188. Now I gotta cancel my
new fucking new rims? No.Copy !req
189. No, he's going left,
you go right.Copy !req
190. We'll cut him off
at the next intersection.Copy !req
191. - This is a big fuck-up. Huge!Copy !req
192. - Where are they?Copy !req
193. - They'll be coming
from down there,Copy !req
194. towards the left.Copy !req
195. Where the fuck are they?Copy !req
196. - Fuck!Copy !req
197. - Oh, for fuck sakes!Copy !req
198. OK, no big deal.
I'll just go downCopy !req
199. and tell them it's our money.Copy !req
200. - Oh yeah, Ricky! Your
un-laundered drug moneyCopy !req
201. sends us back
to jail. Brilliant!Copy !req
202. You should've put the money
in something like a safeCopy !req
203. or dug a fucking hole
in the ground!Copy !req
204. Fuck!Copy !req
205. - What are they doing?
- For fuck sakes!Copy !req
206. - What's in the bag?
Holy shit!Copy !req
207. - That's it, boys.
She's over.Copy !req
208. - Fuck! I gotta get out.
- Ricky!Copy !req
209. - What the fuck's going on?Copy !req
210. Whoa! Cut it off me!Copy !req
211. - Get a hold of yourself.
Calm down.Copy !req
212. - Want some of this? Asshole!Copy !req
213. - Calm down.
Get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
214. We are in our pyjamas
making a scene.Copy !req
215. - Holy sweet shit!Copy !req
216. Sam got fucked over, Randy.Copy !req
217. We lost the money, Randy.Copy !req
218. Those guys are gonna be
really desperate.Copy !req
219. One way or another,Copy !req
220. those shittin' ostriches
are going back to jail.Copy !req
221. That's what the liquor's
telling me Randy.Copy !req
222. - Julian...Copy !req
223. You busted my cook up
over this one. You broke it.Copy !req
224. - I swear I'll do
whatever it takesCopy !req
225. to make it up to you guys, OK?Copy !req
226. - I can't hang out
with you anymore after this shit.Copy !req
227. My Dad's living
in a fucking dump,Copy !req
228. seats are getting
ripped out of cars.Copy !req
229. For fuck's sake!
My car, my seat...Copy !req
230. - Ricky, just...Copy !req
231. calm down, please.Copy !req
232. - Get the fuck out of my car!Copy !req
233. - Fine, then.Copy !req
234. - Bubbles, you get
the fuck in the car.Copy !req
235. - Bubbs, you wanna
walk home with me?Copy !req
236. - Do you have 2 bucks, Julian?Copy !req
237. - Yeah.Copy !req
238. - My suggestion is to get
the fuck on the bus.Copy !req
239. - I'm gettin'
drunk tonight, Randy.Copy !req
240. - You really fucked
this one up, Julian.Copy !req
241. - Mr. Lahey!Copy !req
242. - Everything I touch
turns to shit.Copy !req
243. I must have been crazy
to team up with Sam.Copy !req
244. I don't think the liquor'sCopy !req
245. working for me
anymore, Bandingo.Copy !req
246. Ah!Copy !req
247. Maybe I'm not the liquor.Copy !req
248. - Why don't you try one of these
"liquor-cicles", Mr. Lahey,Copy !req
249. Then tell me
who's not the liquor.Copy !req
250. You are the liquor.Copy !req
251. You've always been
the liquor, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
252. It that good?
- Mmm!Copy !req
253. - They're almost half liquor.
That's the secret.Copy !req
254. We're gonna need more dry ice.Copy !req
255. I'm working on
a number of recipes.Copy !req
256. - Randy, crosswords.Copy !req
257. - Here you go, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
258. - Thanks, Rander.Copy !req
259. Shit! Bells are
ringing, bud.Copy !req
260. Get my uniform, Randers.Copy !req
261. It's Julian time.Copy !req
262. Thanks, bud.Copy !req
263. - It still smells like Sam.Copy !req
264. - Fuck sakes!Copy !req
265. - Oh my fuck!Copy !req
266. - Can you maybe at least give me
a fucking push or something?Copy !req
267. - Ricky, get out of
the car. We gotta talk.Copy !req
268. - The car's working good.Copy !req
269. Just get me out.
I'll be all right.Copy !req
270. Thanks, guys!Copy !req
271. You ever need a ride anywhere,
let me know, OK?Copy !req
272. No hard feelings, Julian,Copy !req
273. even though you
fucked everything upCopy !req
274. and lost all our fucking money!Copy !req
275. - Here he comes...Copy !req
276. - Hey, Lahey, was that
a double-double you ordered?Copy !req
277. - Geez! What?
You son of a-...Copy !req
278. Shitbag.Copy !req
279. Don't forget, stay focused.Copy !req
280. - Jim, you pissed yourself!Copy !req
281. - No, it was Ricky.Copy !req
282. Look, just one minute
of your time,Copy !req
283. that's all I'm asking
for here, Julian.Copy !req
284. - Not today.Copy !req
285. - Store-bought Jamaican rum.Copy !req
286. The finest.
A minute of your time.Copy !req
287. Got a great proposition
for you, Julian.Copy !req
288. Randy and me want to put
on 3 singles' danceCopy !req
289. - Down at the newly
air-conditionedCopy !req
290. Blandford recreation centre.Copy !req
291. - People are making big money
on this shit all the time.Copy !req
292. Read in the paper where a guy made
907 grand in one nightCopy !req
293. down in Lower Sackville.Copy !req
294. Then he got robbed.Copy !req
295. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
296. Sounds good, but what
the fuck do I care?Copy !req
297. Your minute's up.Copy !req
298. Move back, guys. I got
2 guests leaving. Come on.Copy !req
299. - You could have
your own VIP area,Copy !req
300. guest list with all
your friends on it.Copy !req
301. - You don't seem to
understand something.Copy !req
302. I don't want your
help, all right? So leave!Copy !req
303. - I'll give you half of
what we take at the door.Copy !req
304. - Everyone's dying to get
out of the heat, Julian.Copy !req
305. - 2 grand minimum, guaranteed.Copy !req
306. - You know what? I believe it.
But there's my door, so use it!Copy !req
307. You too, Randy.Copy !req
308. - Look, all we need
is good security.Copy !req
309. There's lots of
bad guys out thereCopy !req
310. looking to cause
shit Saturday night.Copy !req
311. We don't want
the cops coming around.Copy !req
312. People know
you're there, Julian,Copy !req
313. nobody will be fucking around.Copy !req
314. - Lay off my chips, Randy!Copy !req
315. - Somebody needs to sell liquor.
Somebody needs to sell dope.Copy !req
316. - There's gonna be
food too, right?Copy !req
317. - Yeah, I'll get someone
to make some food.Copy !req
318. We got dancing, dope,
liquor and food. Can't lose!Copy !req
319. All-in ticket price:
25 bucks.Copy !req
320. - Here, would you
just take these?Copy !req
321. You're making me nervous,
you fucking weirdo. Sit down!Copy !req
322. - Singles dances are
bigger than ever, Julian.Copy !req
323. Maybe we go with
a theme for the night.Copy !req
324. I don't know.
Uh, dirty dancing?Copy !req
325. Here, let me freshen
that drink for you.Copy !req
326. - I got $200, cash, right here,Copy !req
327. just to show you
I'm not screwing around.Copy !req
328. And Visa card.
I'm gonna need receipts.Copy !req
329. Randy!Copy !req
330. Randy will be your assistant.Copy !req
331. RANDY!Copy !req
332. Get you anything you want.Copy !req
333. I'll book the rec centre
for Saturday night.Copy !req
334. Sorry, Randy.Copy !req
335. Bubbles, can I talk to you
for a second outside?Copy !req
336. - I'll get you
some ice there, Julian.Copy !req
337. - Oh, my sweet Jesus.Copy !req
338. You might get it outwith
baking soda, but the stink,Copy !req
339. you'“ never get that out.Copy !req
340. - Ray, fuck!Copy !req
341. Oh my Christ!
Know what I'm saying'?Copy !req
342. Talkin' about Battlestar
Go-lactica Onion RingCopy !req
343. Flux-Capacitor.Copy !req
344. - Yeah, it's
back to the Slim-Fast!Copy !req
345. - Funny! Funny!Copy !req
346. How would you and your
wacky dogs like to DJ 3 dance?Copy !req
347. - “Wacky dogs", man?
He ain't talking to us, man.Copy !req
348. - Julian, why you even rolling
with that deep-fried, hairy bitch?Copy !req
349. Go on, say something!Copy !req
350. - Chill, Jamie.Copy !req
351. - Oh, hell, no.Copy !req
352. - He called you by
your government name, man.Copy !req
353. - I know for a fact
you didn't just call me Jamie,Copy !req
354. 'less you want to get a slap
up in your mouth, bitch!Copy !req
355. - Back off!Copy !req
356. - Boys, would you guys
chill out? Listen!Copy !req
357. I got 100 bucks up front,
40 bucks now.Copy !req
358. - A'ight.Copy !req
359. - Mr. Lahey's promoting it
as a country dirty dancing,Copy !req
360. so you guys gotta
play country music.Copy !req
361. - You better fucking
go on, Marty McGravy!Copy !req
362. 1.21 jigga-guts! Sayin'?Copy !req
363. - That's a good one, man.Copy !req
364. - Marty McLarge Fries. Peace!Copy !req
365. - Dad, buddy!Copy !req
366. - Hey, buddy!Copy !req
367. - Check it out!
- What's up?Copy !req
368. - Remember this?
The old company car?Copy !req
369. - Yeah. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
370. - Guess what?
- What?Copy !req
371. - It's fucking yours!Copy !req
372. - You not 'or.Copy !req
373. - You wanna go for a spin?Copy !req
374. - Yeah, why not.Copy !req
375. - Get in, buddy.Copy !req
376. - Can you drive me to Lucy's?
- Yeah.Copy !req
377. - Mr. Lahey expects me
to take care of all the food.Copy !req
378. Take a guess what it is?
Fuckin' bologna sandwiches.Copy !req
379. I don't know if
I'm interested in all thisCopy !req
380. fuckin' dirty-dancing-
bologna-sandwich stuff.Copy !req
381. Fuck bologna sandwiches.Copy !req
382. Fuckin' bologna sandwiches.Copy !req
383. - Hey, Bubbles.
Want a bologna sandwich?Copy !req
384. - No, Ricky.
Fuck bologna sandwiches!Copy !req
385. Let's go eat at Phil's.Copy !req
386. - Jacob, son,
I gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
387. Those onion rings,
they're sensational.Copy !req
388. - Things with Phil
didn't turn out too rosy.Copy !req
389. Fucking walrus!
Sure, I was high all the time...Copy !req
390. - What are you
saying over there?Copy !req
391. - ... but he ate just as much
as I did. Maybe more.Copy !req
392. Shut the frig up!Copy !req
393. Can't you see
I'm doing an interview?Copy !req
394. - I had to fire Randall from
the Dirty Burger partnershipCopy !req
395. 'cause he was baked all
the fucking time.Copy !req
396. Sweaty bitch was high!Copy !req
397. - I love driving this car, boys.Copy !req
398. - Hey! Julian!Copy !req
399. I got the liquor license, bud. Hey, Randy.Copy !req
400. - Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
401. Can I hold him?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
402. - You're rolling with
the big dogs now, are you?Copy !req
403. - Can we talk, please?Copy !req
404. - What do wanna talk about?Copy !req
405. Oh my fuck!
What are you doing?Copy !req
406. You can't feed a baby
onion rings!Copy !req
407. Come here, Randy.Copy !req
408. - I didn't know! Sorry.Copy !req
409. - What the fuck is all over...Copy !req
410. Oh my god! You got sweat
and grease all over him!Copy !req
411. - That's great, thanks.Copy !req
412. - Randy, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
413. It's OK, Randy.
It's just sweat and grease.Copy !req
414. God, it's all in his hair.Copy !req
415. - It's all over him.Copy !req
416. - You know what? You're
getting clean right now.Copy !req
417. I'm sick of this.Copy !req
418. - Stop! You're
hurting him!Copy !req
419. - I'm not gonna hurt him.
I just wanna clean him up.Copy !req
420. Get a soap and mop
from Phil Collins.Copy !req
421. Get down there.
- Frig off, Ricky!Copy !req
422. - Stay down there.
If you showeredCopy !req
423. we wouldn't have to
go through this, would we?Copy !req
424. There we 90.
Get some soap on him.Copy !req
425. - Wash him down!
It's about fucking time!Copy !req
426. - Ricky!Copy !req
427. - Stay still.
It'll be a lot easier.Copy !req
428. This is happening,
one way or another.Copy !req
429. - Frig off!Copy !req
430. - Want me to pull my gun out?Copy !req
431. - Let's get under those armpits.Copy !req
432. - That's enough! That's enough, Ricky!
Leave him alone.Copy !req
433. - Rinse him off, Trinity.
Give him a curve.Copy !req
434. - Stop, Trinity.
I got soap in my eyes!Copy !req
435. - Suck it up, Mayor McCheese!Copy !req
436. - Trin, let the man have
what's left of his dignity.Copy !req
437. - What the fuck is wrong
with you, man?Copy !req
438. I mean, you're hanging out
with Lahey and Randy?Copy !req
439. - Listen, would you shut up
and listen to me?Copy !req
440. I've got something figured out
and I can cut you in.Copy !req
441. - Oh, what does the great
Julian have figured outCopy !req
442. and cutting me in on?Copy !req
443. - Your eyes all right?Copy !req
444. - Ah! Thanks, man.Copy !req
445. - Good god!Copy !req
446. - It's like an atomic bomb, that one.Copy !req
447. - Before we get all fucked up
on freezer tokes,Copy !req
448. I gotta talk to you.Copy !req
449. I can't do this as a robberyCopy !req
450. and risk going back to jail.Copy !req
451. That's just fucking stupid.Copy !req
452. - Who's talking about a robbery?Copy !req
453. Was I talking about
a robbery here, Bubbs?Copy !req
454. I'm talking about
just taking it, Rick.Copy !req
455. - What? We just walk in,
we take it, we leave?Copy !req
456. - Yeah.Copy !req
457. - Holy fuck!Copy !req
458. Like, you're not actually thinking
about doing this?Copy !req
459. - What was I just talking about?Copy !req
460. - I don't know. What the fuck
were you just talking about?Copy !req
461. - What... what are you
talking about?Copy !req
462. - Listen, we can make
2 or 3 grand here easily.Copy !req
463. All we gotta do is
get Lahey fucked overCopy !req
464. on Ray's liquor sauce.
That's it.Copy !req
465. - We might have to do
a PLS on him.Copy !req
466. - A what?Copy !req
467. A Pre-emptive Liquor Strike.Copy !req
468. I say we fucking
nail him, boys. Hard.Copy !req
469. - Listen, first step,
we gotta get close to Randy.Copy !req
470. That's where you come in,
'cause you're close to him.Copy !req
471. - I'm not gonna
get close to him.Copy !req
472. - You got something
in common with him.Copy !req
473. - I'm not attracted to Randy.Copy !req
474. - You guys have the same son.Copy !req
475. So hang outwith him,
get stoned with him.Copy !req
476. - I thought you were talking
about something else.Copy !req
477. That's fine,
I can get stoned with him.Copy !req
478. - That's all you gotta do.Copy !req
479. In the meantime,
Lahey gave me this.Copy !req
480. - Which is...Copy !req
481. - It's a credit card.Copy !req
482. Go ahead, buy whatever
you want with it, buddy.Copy !req
483. - I can buy shit with this?Copy !req
484. - Nice rims, Ricky!Copy !req
485. - You're fucking right
they're nice rims.Copy !req
486. - So what did you want
to talk about, Ricky?Copy !req
487. - What do I want to talk-—
Watch the fucking plants.Copy !req
488. I'll tell you what
I want to talk about.Copy !req
489. You and your goddamn high life.Copy !req
490. God love Randy,
he's fucking trying,Copy !req
491. but he's smoking too much dope.Copy !req
492. When I smoked
the "mostest" dope in my life,Copy !req
493. it was probably
5, 10 grams a day,Copy !req
494. and he's smoking
10, 15 grams a day.Copy !req
495. It “dumbs” him out.
It's way too much for him.Copy !req
496. He's not that smart
as it goes anyway.Copy !req
497. Here.Copy !req
498. - How much dope can you
grow here anyway, Ricky?Copy !req
499. - I don't know. 4 or 5 pounds
every couple of months. Why?Copy !req
500. - You could sell that
in one night.Copy !req
501. - Believe me, I would
if I could, Randy,Copy !req
502. but it doesn't
work like that anymore.Copy !req
503. - You could sell it all
at the singles dance.Copy !req
504. - I'm not happy about the fact
that I gotta make it lookCopy !req
505. like I like Randy,
and hang outwith him.Copy !req
506. But, you know, I guess if
we're gonna fuck these guys overCopy !req
507. at the stupid dance,Copy !req
508. then, I mean,
I can do that for a bit.Copy !req
509. - Good job.Copy !req
510. Hugging too long.
Remember we talked about that?Copy !req
511. - Yeah. I'm my.Copy !req
512. - So, you were talking to Randy
and everything's cool with this?Copy !req
513. I don't believe that.Copy !req
514. - Bubbles, Randy doesn't have
a fucking clue what's coming.Copy !req
515. - (Ray): Bubbs? Bring me
over a towel would you, bud?Copy !req
516. - A towel?Copy !req
517. - Yeah.Copy !req
518. - Yeah, here's one here.Copy !req
519. God!Copy !req
520. - Ah, thanks buddy.Copy !req
521. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
522. - What happened
to your neck, Ray?Copy !req
523. - Oh, fucking gulls were
biting like crazy, Bubbs.Copy !req
524. - Gulls are biting?Copy !req
525. - Seagulls.Copy !req
526. - Seagulls are nipping at ya?Copy !req
527. - Yeah, I got bit twice yesterday
by one fucker.Copy !req
528. - My god, that's greasy.Copy !req
529. - Sometimes life
is greasy, Bubbles.Copy !req
530. - Your toke, Dad.Copy !req
531. - He's underwater, Ricky.Copy !req
532. - Here, Bubbs.Copy !req
533. - Look, I'm too baked.
You do it.Copy !req
534. - You must be looking forward
to this singles dance,Copy !req
535. being a single kind
of a man and stuff.Copy !req
536. - I am, but I'm not
making bologna sandwichesCopy !req
537. for hundreds of people.Copy !req
538. - Come on, you gotta
get into this.Copy !req
539. Randy and Lahey, they're
wrapped around our finger.Copy !req
540. Pre-emptive strike.
It was your idea.Copy !req
541. - Hey, Ricky.
Want a beer, buddy?Copy !req
542. - Fuck yeah!Copy !req
543. - Here you go.Copy !req
544. Look at this.Copy !req
545. That's not in bad shape.
There's a shirt too, man.Copy !req
546. - Hey, Ray? What's the deal
on this meat slicer?Copy !req
547. - Just needs a power cord
and it should work, Bubbs.Copy !req
548. Here, finish my beer, will ya?Copy !req
549. - Decent.Copy !req
550. - Phil, can we have
some privacy?Copy !req
551. - As soon as I finish my bath.Copy !req
552. - How about right now, Phil?Copy !req
553. Thank you.Copy !req
554. Jacob? Jacob?Copy !req
555. You gotta stop
dressing like Julian.Copy !req
556. - Julian put me in charge
of the guest list tonight.Copy !req
557. - Uh-uh. It's too fucked up.Copy !req
558. You're pretending to be him all the time,
and I can't handle it.Copy !req
559. He has to stop
dressing like Julian.Copy !req
560. Either he breaks up with Julian,
or I break up with Jacob.Copy !req
561. - Yeah, I really need you there.Copy !req
562. Sure, you can bring
a couple ladies. No charge.Copy !req
563. Yeah, you're right.
It's a great opportunity.Copy !req
564. Yeah.Copy !req
565. Those guys have no goddamn idea
you're gonna be there.Copy !req
566. Right. OK, bye.Copy !req
567. Randy?Copy !req
568. Make sure he's on
the guest list, bud.Copy !req
569. - It's a done deal.
I already paid him, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
570. - Good work, Bo-Bannis.Copy !req
571. - I've got a big surprise
for you guys.Copy !req
572. - Oh!Copy !req
573. - Check these out.Copy !req
574. - Holy fuck!
That is gorgeous!Copy !req
575. - Mine's kind of fucked looking.Copy !req
576. I'm gonna look like
I'm in Menudo.Copy !req
577. - It looks a lot
better on, Bubbs, OK?Copy !req
578. How'd it go with Randy?Copy !req
579. - Randy doesn't "espect"
a fucking thing.Copy !req
580. - Yes!
- What about Lahey?Copy !req
581. - Nothing.Copy !req
582. - Boys, you sure you know
what you're doing here?Copy !req
583. - Yeah, we're gonna
rip Lahey off.Copy !req
584. We're gonna take the dance money,
make 7 to 10 grand.Copy !req
585. - We're gonna make
7 to 10 grand each?Copy !req
586. - No, that's all together.Copy !req
587. - Just so you know, after I crank off
a couple hundred bologna sandwiches,Copy !req
588. I'm drinking.Copy !req
589. - As soon as I give you the cue
to stop making sandwiches, Bubbs,Copy !req
590. it's game time.Copy !req
591. We'll be out of there by midnight.Copy !req
592. - My god, boys. Hear that?Copy !req
593. Help me hump these fucking
bologna logs to the car, please.Copy !req
594. It's gonna rain
horse cocks tonight.Copy !req
595. - Last toke for a while, bud.Copy !req
596. We gotta be relatively
straight for tonight.Copy !req
597. And I'd really appreciate itCopy !req
598. if you wear that shirt and
vest that I bought for you.Copy !req
599. - Ah, man!Copy !req
600. - “This world is rough and
a man's gotta be toughCopy !req
601. "if he's gonna make it."Copy !req
602. Johnny Cash.Copy !req
603. - Piss driblet, sir.Copy !req
604. - That's alright, Randy.
It'll dry.Copy !req
605. - N”
I beg your pardon J“Copy !req
606. a“ I never promised you
a rose garden 3Copy !req
607. 4“ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime S'Copy !req
608. a“ When you take
You gotta give 3Copy !req
609. 5'80 live and let live 3Copy !req
610. "J“ Or let go oh oh oh oh J"Copy !req
611. S' I beg your pardon ECopy !req
612. a“ I never promised you
a rose garden... a“Copy !req
613. - Jacob, jean skirt.Copy !req
614. - Pre-rolled, 5 bucks.Copy !req
615. First one's free,
so there's 2 for you.Copy !req
616. $10? I'll give you a gram
and a joint.Copy !req
617. Right on, man.
Try my Dad's liquor, too.Copy !req
618. First drink's a bit rough,Copy !req
619. but it goes down
good after that.Copy !req
620. 5 bucks, that's 2 joints
for you, my friend.Copy !req
621. - It's a'ight everybody,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
622. We're having a minor
technical challenge.Copy !req
623. You know what I mean?Copy !req
624. In the meantime,
y'all might wantCopy !req
625. to get a bologna sandwichCopy !req
626. with my homeboy,
Bubbles, over there.Copy !req
627. He makes tight-ass
bologna sandwiches too, dog.Copy !req
628. But he only serving
until 11:30. A'ight?Copy !req
629. Told you we'd be back!Copy !req
630. And my homeboy, Ricky,
got some special treatsCopy !req
631. for any of y'all who wanna
get blunted out your mind.Copy !req
632. - Yeah, also, don't forget
Ray's liquor and beer.Copy !req
633. Free all night!Copy !req
634. - We did it, Randy.Copy !req
635. - A“ Share the good times... a“Copy !req
636. - Cheese is in the trap
and the shit-rats are nibbling.Copy !req
637. Jeez, I love you, Randy.Copy !req
638. - I love you
too, Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
639. - J“ I never promised you
a rose garden J"Copy !req
640. - Jimmy!Copy !req
641. - Hey, Julian. How's it going?
Making lots of money?Copy !req
642. - Have a seat, man.
- Thanks.Copy !req
643. Before I forget
to give this to you,Copy !req
644. I'm giving that back.Copy !req
645. - That's all right.
You keep it in case you need it.Copy !req
646. - Are you sure?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
647. - Check this out, man.Copy !req
648. Here. Little bit of
Ray's Liquor Sauce.Copy !req
649. - Ah, thanks Julian,Copy !req
650. but, uh, I'm not
drinking tonight.Copy !req
651. - You're shitting me, right?Copy !req
652. - He took the bait.Copy !req
653. - No way. I'm telling you
right now, if he drinks that,Copy !req
654. he is gonna be fucked!
It's perfect.Copy !req
655. - Ma'am, what can I get you?Copy !req
656. - Two on whole wheat and drive
the mustard to it, Bubbles.Copy !req
657. - Phil, there's people
in front of you.Copy !req
658. How many have you had already?Copy !req
659. - What difference does it make?
It's free anyway, right?Copy !req
660. Come on! Give me
a couple of whole wheat...Copy !req
661. - Chill with demanding
the bologna sandwiches, Phil.Copy !req
662. - I never had my supper.Copy !req
663. - I don't care!Copy !req
664. You've had about 9 sandwiches
since you been here.Copy !req
665. That counts as your supper.Copy !req
666. - What are you looking at? Huh?
- I'm having a sandwich.Copy !req
667. - What are you looking at?
- I'm having a sandwich.Copy !req
668. - Phil! You're scaring
the customers.Copy !req
669. - A'ight, y'all.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
670. Fuck Randy's country playlist bullshit,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
671. I ain't feeling that, dog.Copy !req
672. So, I'm gonna turn tonight
into the surpriseCopy !req
673. record-release party
for my brand-new joint, 2108.Copy !req
674. Bounce with me now,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
675. But first, just to get all
y'all motherfuckers up in it,Copy !req
676. I'm gettin' T to drop
the "oldest-schoolest"Copy !req
677. Canadian hip-hop
motherfucker up in it,Copy !req
678. T, bust it, dog.Copy !req
679. "- N This jam is amplified J"Copy !req
680. A“ And let your
backbone slide... MCopy !req
681. - Ah, boys, we can't have
all these dicks getting in!Copy !req
682. Seriously! No more dicks!Copy !req
683. - Hey, I'm on the guest list.Copy !req
684. - I'm sorry, Cyrus.
This is a private function.Copy !req
685. - Yeah? What the fuck name
does that say?Copy !req
686. Cyrus.
Cyrus plus 2. Say it!Copy !req
687. - Cyrus plus 2.Copy !req
688. - Yeah.Copy !req
689. - Well, you can't come in.
No dicks tonight.Copy !req
690. - Fuck you!Copy !req
691. Five! Two!
Sorry for your trouble.Copy !req
692. Not here to cause any shit.Copy !req
693. - How did Fuck-rus
the ass-dancer get in?Copy !req
694. - He's on the guest list.
I don't know.Copy !req
695. - What?
- He's on the guest list.Copy !req
696. - How the fuck that happen?Copy !req
697. Don't wary about Cyrus.Copy !req
698. Lahey's drinking.
The plan's working.Copy !req
699. - Look at the dancing.Copy !req
700. It's a little over the top,Copy !req
701. even for dirty dancing,
isn't it?Copy !req
702. Cyrus, can you please tone it
the fuck down, please?Copy !req
703. - Why don't you get out here
and dirty dance too, Ricky?Copy !req
704. Unless you are scared?Copy !req
705. - Are you thrusting at me?Copy !req
706. - He's thrusting at me.
I gotta go out.Copy !req
707. Lucy, I need you to do the dirtiest dance
you've ever done.Copy !req
708. - Why?Copy !req
709. - 'Cause Fuck-rus is here.Copy !req
710. Hey, Cyrus.
Check this out.Copy !req
711. All right, this is
getting too greasy, Cyrus.Copy !req
712. - I don't give a fuck
how greasy it is, Ricky.Copy !req
713. - We can out-dance you,
but not like this.Copy !req
714. Come on, we're going to
the VIP room, Lucy...Copy !req
715. where you're not allowed.Copy !req
716. - When the fuck is that bologna
coming out of the slicer?Copy !req
717. Shut it down.Copy !req
718. - Sorry, everybody.
I'm closed at 11:30Copy !req
719. as per my verbal contract.Copy !req
720. - Bullshit!
Aw, what fuck?Copy !req
721. - If you have
a problem with that,Copy !req
722. you can take it up
with Mr. Lahey.Copy !req
723. I got partying to do.Copy !req
724. - Fuck! I want
my money back, Bubbles.Copy !req
725. - Phil!Copy !req
726. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
727. Here! If you're that hungry,
take a whole bologna log,Copy !req
728. take some bread,
take some mustard,Copy !req
729. and then go fuck off, would ya?Copy !req
730. - This my new joint
right here, y'all. 2108.Copy !req
731. - Bubbles, let's dance!Copy !req
732. - Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
733. Where them 8083 at, dog?Copy !req
734. Uh, here we go.Copy !req
735. Phil, you get your
bologna on, dog?Copy !req
736. Peace! Uh-uh.Copy !req
737. "N I control purse strings J"Copy !req
738. "J“ My wallet's packed
with greenbacks and bursting J"Copy !req
739. "J“ Next thing
no dress rehearsing J"Copy !req
740. "J“ My joints go down smoother
than drinks I'm nursing J"Copy !req
741. "J“ Worst thing
The crowd ain't bouncing J"Copy !req
742. "J“ Even with my boasting
I'm fly I'm announcing J"Copy !req
743. J“ They responding
Let me tell you J“Copy !req
744. "J“ He would hurt the feelings
of a less-hard G J"Copy !req
745. "J“ I don't get it
My lyrics are poetic J"Copy !req
746. "J“ My energy is
frenetic, kinetic J"Copy !req
747. J“ The vibe between me and T J“Copy !req
748. - What's wrong?Copy !req
749. - Something doesn't
feel right. Where's Randy?Copy !req
750. - Who cares about Randy?
Lahey is getting fucking wasted.Copy !req
751. And don't worry about Cyrus,
'cause he's on probation.Copy !req
752. We're golden here.Copy !req
753. - What's going on here?
We got dicks, dicks! More dicks!Copy !req
754. - You know what "a dick" means?Copy !req
755. - Yeah.Copy !req
756. - I don't think so.
There's dicks all over.Copy !req
757. Not just the guys.
There's women dicks in here too.Copy !req
758. Now get rid of them!
Get them out of here!Copy !req
759. - All right, guys.
No dicks!Copy !req
760. - My jams are up!Copy !req
761. My skills are up!Copy !req
762. - We agreed!
- Randy, go on, bitch!Copy !req
763. - You're supposed
to play country music!Copy !req
764. - Don't ruin tonight
for me, dog!Copy !req
765. - Country dirty dancing!Copy !req
766. - That's it, bitch! You fucking ruined
tonight for me, dog!Copy !req
767. - Get off, Jamie!
- Randy!Copy !req
768. - J-Roc! You leave Randy alone!
Let me go, Mr. T!Copy !req
769. - I told you! Don't call me
Mr. T no more, man.Copy !req
770. - Randy!Copy !req
771. - You ruined my night, bitch!Copy !req
772. Get up, bitch!Copy !req
773. - Hey, I'm doing some
good dirty dancing here!Copy !req
774. What the fuck kind of Chump-change
bologna-bullshit is this?Copy !req
775. And I'm hungry!
The sign said "free food".Copy !req
776. Sou-y about everybody.Copy !req
777. - Bologna sandwich
or knuckle sandwich?Copy !req
778. You pick!Copy !req
779. - I'm gonna get you
some Kentucky Fried Chicken, Phil.Copy !req
780. Randy, go and get
some Kentucky...Copy !req
781. - You promised.
Now look at you!Copy !req
782. - Two minutes of rest...
and I'll be all right.Copy !req
783. Don't forget
to open the back doorCopy !req
784. and meet me in
the VIP area, everybody.Copy !req
785. - You rest back here while
I take care of business.Copy !req
786. Quite frankly, sir,
I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
787. - Excuse me. Thank you.Copy !req
788. Where the fuck
are you going, tugboat?Copy !req
789. - Miss, save me some of
that chicken please.Copy !req
790. Phil, you should go home.
You're fucked!Copy !req
791. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back the fuck up, Brass-Knuckles!Copy !req
792. I don't think so.Copy !req
793. - Not here to cause trouble.
Just want my free dope.Copy !req
794. 'Cause I got my "babeses".Copy !req
795. Frankly, Julian, I always admired you,Copy !req
796. thought you were
a pretty nice-looking guyCopy !req
797. and thought maybe we could
have a beer sometime.Copy !req
798. I'm not packing, Ricky.
I'm on probation.Copy !req
799. - I'm on probation too
and I am packing.Copy !req
800. And I'm drunk and
on drugs. We clear?Copy !req
801. - Put that away.
He's not packing.Copy !req
802. - I'm on the guest list.Copy !req
803. My "babeses" think
you're kind of hot.Copy !req
804. I do have an extra one,
if you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
805. Give me your brass knuckles.
- All right.Copy !req
806. - Ricky, give him his free joint.Copy !req
807. Smoke the joint, then you gotta
get the fuck out, all right?Copy !req
808. - Yeah, take the
skanks with you.Copy !req
809. - It's cool, Jules.Copy !req
810. Fuck off! I got some
sittin' down to do. Cyrus!Copy !req
811. I gotta get up. Julian...Copy !req
812. - This is really greasy.
It's time for us to go.Copy !req
813. - I can't right now.
I'm working!Copy !req
814. - You have 10 minutes
to wrap up the shit with Julian,Copy !req
815. and I'll be in the taxi.Copy !req
816. - Come on, babe!
Things are just getting going.Copy !req
817. - See you there!Copy !req
818. - Sarah! Baby!Copy !req
819. Fuck!Copy !req
820. - Yeah.Copy !req
821. Yes, hello.Copy !req
822. This is retired officer,
Jim Lahey.Copy !req
823. I'm at the Blandford Recreational Centre.Copy !req
824. - I gotta get a drink.Copy !req
825. - I gotta go, guys.Copy !req
826. - You gotta go?Copy !req
827. - What do you mean?Copy !req
828. - Jacob, I need you
working all night here.Copy !req
829. - I got to, guys. I quit.Copy !req
830. - You quit? Jacob,
I need you here, bud.Copy !req
831. - And I need fucking cigarettes.Copy !req
832. - Sarah needs me too.Copy !req
833. - Sarah fucking
needs you? Huh?Copy !req
834. - Hey, hey, hey!
Julian, come on! Let him go.Copy !req
835. A man's got to be good
to his ladies. Come on!Copy !req
836. - Take your suit off and
let me call the shots for a bit.Copy !req
837. You're fucking overheating.Copy !req
838. - Something's not
right here, Ricky.Copy !req
839. I mean, Lahey's disappeared,Copy !req
840. and can't you feel the “fucky” cock
"over-clinging" to the air?Copy !req
841. Grease-rus over there!Copy !req
842. Keep an eye on him.Copy !req
843. He's not here just
for dirty dancing.Copy !req
844. - Hey, Randers!
Did you see Randy around?Copy !req
845. Back off.Copy !req
846. - How's the liquor sauce, sir?Copy !req
847. - Fantastic! How's the
dope coming, Renders?Copy !req
848. - Better than ever!Copy !req
849. - Look at all this money!Copy !req
850. Randy and Lahey are wasted.
Let's go now.Copy !req
851. Holy fuck, he's greasy.Copy !req
852. - All right, time to go to work!Copy !req
853. I got bills to pay
and to love to make.Copy !req
854. Ladies, grab the dope.
Nobody get more stupider!Copy !req
855. - “More stupider"?Copy !req
856. - Shut the fuck up, freak-eyes!Copy !req
857. - Cyrus, we're all buddies here!Copy !req
858. - Put down your gun!
- You put down your gun!Copy !req
859. - Put down the chicken
and release the dope!Copy !req
860. - Leave the chicken
and the dope!Copy !req
861. - Cyrus, put down your gun!Copy !req
862. - That is my dope
and I want it back.Copy !req
863. - Hold up there, everybody!Copy !req
864. - Jesus!Copy !req
865. - That's all right, Bojangles.
I'm in complete control.Copy !req
866. - Oh yeah?Copy !req
867. - Gentlemen... we've had
some shitty days together.Copy !req
868. We've had some magnificent days.Copy !req
869. Some shitty and magnificent.
But guess what day tonight is?Copy !req
870. - Your drunkest night of
all times, I'm thinking.Copy !req
871. - It's magnificent!Copy !req
872. Julian...Copy !req
873. It's a shitty shameCopy !req
874. for someone so unfairly
handsome as thyselfCopy !req
875. to fall for such a sexy trick.Copy !req
876. - Put your weapons down, now!Copy !req
877. - These aren't our guns.
This is not our dope.Copy !req
878. - Now!
- It's somebody else's.Copy !req
879. I'm working the VIP room.
We confiscated this shit.Copy !req
880. We get high,
we'll talk this out.Copy !req
881. It's all good.
No pro...Copy !req
882. You... you... you... You fucking...Copy !req
883. You fucking lose, Rickles.Copy !req
884. Guess what? This was all
my plan from the start.Copy !req
885. Sam, dirty dancing.Copy !req
886. I mixed up this
dirty crock of shitCopy !req
887. and then I put it on the stove.Copy !req
888. And you, Cyrus, you violated
the terms of your probation,Copy !req
889. consorting with the "shitiots".Copy !req
890. - Well, you're
fucking dead, Lahey.Copy !req
891. - Yeah? Well, you...Copy !req
892. - AwlCopy !req
893. - That guy right there!Copy !req
894. That's Ray. He's responsible
for all the liquor in the joint.Copy !req
895. - Oh, no! He didn't do
a fucking thing. That's not...Copy !req
896. Don't you kiss me!
Don't kiss me!Copy !req
897. - Mmm!
- Don't kiss me!Copy !req
898. - Wait a sec!
I forgot. Julian...Copy !req
899. - Don't you fucking kiss me!Copy !req
900. - I wouldn't kiss you.
I respect you too much, Julian.Copy !req
901. - I'm gonna get you
for this, Jim.Copy !req
902. Listen, would you like
a little drinky-poo?Copy !req
903. Ham's to your good health. Julian.Copy !req
904. - Jim!Copy !req
905. Everybody, say goodnight
to the bad guys!Copy !req
906. Take 'em away, guys.
Hey, Bubbs!Copy !req
907. Yes, bud.
You're coming with us.Copy !req
908. - Hey, fuck off!Copy !req
909. This is horse-shit! All I did was
make bologna sandwiches!Copy !req
910. - Don't get in the car, boys!Copy !req
911. I'm refusing this arrestCopy !req
912. under Canada's laws
of evolution of people!Copy !req
913. You son of a bitch.
You think you're so smart.Copy !req
914. When I get out of jail
I'll be smarter than you.Copy !req
915. I'll bulldoze your trailer down!Copy !req
916. Wipe that snug look
off your face!Copy !req
917. - Snug, Ricky?Copy !req
918. - Give it up! We've lost.
You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
919. - If I'm going downtown,
I need to piss nowCopy !req
920. or I got to stop for a piss.Copy !req
921. I need to go through a
drive-through and get some food!Copy !req
922. I'm starving!
You hungry, Dad?Copy !req
923. - Fuck, stop!
I'm starved, Rick!Copy !req
924. - What do you feel like?
- I want Chinese.Copy !req
925. - I can't do Chinese.Copy !req
926. Burgers or pizza,
but no Chinese, man.Copy !req
927. - Then we'll go for pizza.Copy !req
928. - We'll stop for food, all right?
Jesus!Copy !req
929. - Burgers, Dad?Copy !req
930. - OK, burgers is good,
if that's what you want.Copy !req
931. - Where's a good place with
a bathroom? I gotta piss bad.Copy !req
932. I'm in here for gun offenses
and common bootlegging, boys.Copy !req
933. Nice. Hope you're
proud of yourself.Copy !req
934. - I was busted for being Ray's liquor man
down at the dump.Copy !req
935. My first bootlegging charge.
Common bootlegging!Copy !req
936. Not proud of it.
Thanks, Ray.Copy !req
937. - They busted me for liquor.Copy !req
938. It's all I know how to doCopy !req
939. and they throw me in jail
for being myself?Copy !req
940. It ain't right.Copy !req
941. What are you looking at, Cyrus?Copy !req
942. - A bootlegger.Copy !req
943. And a stupid
fucking one at that.Copy !req
944. - Guess what? When I get out,
you're gonna fucking pay.Copy !req
945. You're gonna fucking pay, Lahey!Copy !req
946. - Yeah! You are gonna fucking pay,
Lahey, like I was saying.Copy !req
947. Noah. WWW.
Nah.Copy !req
948. - I got this, all right?Copy !req
949. I'm dealing with Lahey
and Randy, not you guys.Copy !req
950. It's our fucking camera crew.Copy !req
951. - Boys, chill out or we're gonna
get thrown in the hole.Copy !req
952. - Go have a fucking
shower, Sam. You stink!Copy !req
953. - People take too
many showers, Ricky.Copy !req
954. - Oh yeah. I'd say Lahey's sweating now.Copy !req
955. Hope you're ready...Copy !req
956. because the countdown
is on, Lahey,Copy !req
957. and I'm coming
to get you, buddy.Copy !req
958. Motherfucker.Copy !req
959. - We don't want
to be filmed “anymores”.Copy !req
960. I'm serious.
No "mores".Copy !req
961. You knew what was going on
and you didn't fucking "warnt" us?Copy !req
962. Fuck off!
Now get out of here!Copy !req
963. Oh! Did I hurt your precious
little camera?Copy !req
964. - Look out!Copy !req
965. - Somebody give me
a fucking hand over here!Copy !req
966. All you had to do was
give us a little “warnting”!Copy !req
967. - I'm pulling this
bitch's hair, Ricky!Copy !req
968. - Give it to him, Bubbles!Copy !req
969. - Got him! Bubbles,
you gotta grab him!Copy !req
970. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
971. - All right, we're done.
We're done.Copy !req
972. - Yeah. Rain came and washed
all the shit away, Rosy-Rand.Copy !req
973. Ah! Smells good, bud.Copy !req
974. Real good. We did 'er.Copy !req
975. We cleaned up the park.Copy !req
976. Welcome to
Lahey's Trailer Haven.Copy !req
977. You know, shit moves in circles.Copy !req
978. 360° shit circles.Copy !req
979. When the shit comes
around again,Copy !req
980. I'll be ready, Julian.Copy !req
981. N I beg your pardon A“Copy !req
982. a“ I never promised you
a rose garden 3Copy !req
983. 4“ But if that's what
it takes to hold you 5'Copy !req
984. J" I'd just as soon
let you go J"Copy !req
985. 4“ But there's one thing
I want you to know 5'Copy !req
986. a“ And there won't always
be someone there A“Copy !req
987. 5' To pull you out 3Copy !req
988. A“ And you know what
I'm talking about A“Copy !req
989. 5' So smile for a while 3Copy !req
990. A“ And let's be jolly A“Copy !req
991. J“ Love shouldn't be
so melancholy ECopy !req
992. 4“ Come along and share
the good times 5'Copy !req
993. 5' While we can 4“Copy !req
994. S' I beg your pardon ECopy !req
995. a“ I never promised you
a rose garden 3Copy !req
996. 4“ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime NCopy !req
997. Vision GlobaleCopy !req