1. Money, money, money. Hey!Copy !req
2. You got a date with justice,
One-Eyed Bart.Copy !req
3. Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man.Copy !req
4. One-Eyed Betty!Copy !req
5. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
6. I think you dropped something, mister.Copy !req
7. - Jessie?
- Give it up, Bart!Copy !req
8. You've reached the end of the line!Copy !req
9. I always wanted to go out with a bang!Copy !req
10. - Oh, no!
- The orphans!Copy !req
11. Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.Copy !req
12. Ooh!Copy !req
13. It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff.
Take your pick.Copy !req
14. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
15. - Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
- Hee-yah!Copy !req
16. Hold him steady!Copy !req
17. Woody, hurry!Copy !req
18. No!Copy !req
19. Glad I could catch the train!Copy !req
20. Now let's catch some criminals.Copy !req
21. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
22. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
23. Ooh!Copy !req
24. Reach for the sky.Copy !req
25. You can't touch me, Sheriff!Copy !req
26. I brought my attack dog
with a built-in force field.Copy !req
27. Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.Copy !req
28. Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
29. Huh?Copy !req
30. Evil Dr. Pork Chop!Copy !req
31. That's Mr. Evil Dr. Pork Chop to you.Copy !req
32. "Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge."Copy !req
33. "Woody, no. It'll kill you."Just do it!"Copy !req
34. "You're going to jail, Bart."Watch out!"Copy !req
35. Mom!Copy !req
36. No, no, no. Just keep
playing. Just pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
37. Oh, no, Molly!Copy !req
38. No, it's okay, Mom.
It's a 50-foot baby from outer space.Copy !req
39. And she's on a rampage.
Run for your lives!Copy !req
40. Buster, get out of there.
Does the red light mean it's going?Copy !req
41. Come on.
Say "Happy birthday" to Molly.Copy !req
42. - Happy birthday!
Oh, charming.Copy !req
43. Happy birthday!Copy !req
44. Look how tall you're getting.Copy !req
45. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
46. "I came as fast as I could.
Buzz, behind you!"Copy !req
47. "Got it, Woody."Copy !req
48. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
49. "Good work, Buzz."Copy !req
50. Yee-haw!Copy !req
51. Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on. Get in position.Copy !req
52. Wait! I can't find my other eye.Copy !req
53. - All right, whose foot's in my face?
- It's mine. Give it back.Copy !req
54. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
55. Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to ya?Copy !req
56. Yes. No.Copy !req
57. I mean, why would
I mind squeezing next to you?Copy !req
58. Is it hot in here?Copy !req
59. Oh! Here they come!Copy !req
60. Sarge, you got it?Copy !req
61. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
62. Hooray!Copy !req
63. Careful. Careful!Copy !req
64. - Ooh!
- Oh!Copy !req
65. All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?Copy !req
66. We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!Copy !req
67. Okay, Buzz. Make the call.Copy !req
68. Target is on approach.Copy !req
69. Just like we rehearsed it, guys.Copy !req
70. Hello?Copy !req
71. Hello? Anyone there?Copy !req
72. Molly, stay out of my room!Copy !req
73. I wasn't in your room.Copy !req
74. Then who was messing with my stuff?Copy !req
75. It wasn't me.Copy !req
76. MR.
Well, that went well.Copy !req
77. He held me! He actually held me!Copy !req
78. Oh, this is just sad.Copy !req
79. MR. Who we kiddin'?
The kid's 17 years old.Copy !req
80. We ain't ever gettin' played with.Copy !req
81. Guys, hey, hold up.Copy !req
82. We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!Copy !req
83. Not again!Copy !req
84. Oh, come on.
Slink, gather everyone up.Copy !req
85. Uh, we are gathered, Woody.Copy !req
86. Okay. First off,Copy !req
87. we all knew Operation Playtime
was a long shot.Copy !req
88. More like a misfire.Copy !req
89. But we've always said this job isn't
about getting played with. It's about...Copy !req
90. Being there for Andy. We know.Copy !req
91. But we can try again! Right?Copy !req
92. I'm callin' it, guys.
We're closing up shop.Copy !req
93. What?Copy !req
94. Andy's going to college any day now.Copy !req
95. - That was our last shot.
- Oh.Copy !req
96. We're going into attic mode, folks.Copy !req
97. Keep your accessories
with you at all times.Copy !req
98. Spare parts, batteries, anything
you need for an orderly transition.Copy !req
99. Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!Copy !req
100. Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.
We all knew this day was coming.Copy !req
101. Yeah, but now it's here.Copy !req
102. Look, every toy goes through this.
No one wants to see...Copy !req
103. Hey, Sarge! What are you doing?Copy !req
104. War's over, folks.
Me and the boys are moving on.Copy !req
105. - Moving on?
- You're going AWOL?Copy !req
106. We done our duty. Andy's grown up.Copy !req
107. And let's face it,
when the trash bags come out,Copy !req
108. we army guys are the first to go.Copy !req
109. - Trash bags?
- Who said anything about trash bags?Copy !req
110. It has been an honor serving with you.
Good luck, folks.Copy !req
111. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
112. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
113. - We're getting thrown away?
- No. No one's getting thrown away.Copy !req
114. MR.
How do you know?Copy !req
115. - We're being abandoned!
- We'll be fine, Jessie.Copy !req
116. - So why did Sarge leave?
- Should we leave?Copy !req
117. - I thought we were goin' to the attic.
- Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!Copy !req
118. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!Copy !req
119. No one's getting thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.Copy !req
120. I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends along the way.Copy !req
121. - Wheezy and Etch and...
- Bo Peep?Copy !req
122. Yeah. Even Bo.Copy !req
123. All good toys
who've gone on to new owners.Copy !req
124. But through every yard sale, every
spring cleaning, Andy held on to us!Copy !req
125. He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
126. You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...Copy !req
127. - And we'll all be together.
- Exactly!Copy !req
128. There's games up there, and books, and...Copy !req
129. - The racecar track!
- The racecar track. Thank you!Copy !req
130. - And the old TV.
- There you go, the old TV.Copy !req
131. And those guys from the Christmas
decorations box. They're fun, right?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. And someday, if we're lucky,
Andy may have kids of his own.Copy !req
134. And he'll play with us then, right?Copy !req
135. We'll always be there for him.Copy !req
136. Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts together, get ready,Copy !req
137. and go out on a high note.Copy !req
138. I'd better find my other eye.Copy !req
139. Where'd you leave it this time?Copy !req
140. Someplace dark. And dusty.Copy !req
141. Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.Copy !req
142. Don't worry. Andy's gonna
take care of us. I guarantee it!Copy !req
143. You guarantee it, huh?Copy !req
144. I don't know, Buzz.
What else could I say?Copy !req
145. Well, whatever happens,
at least we'll all be together.Copy !req
146. For infinity and beyond.Copy !req
147. - Can I have your stereo?
- No.Copy !req
148. - Why not?
- 'Cause I'm taking it with me.Copy !req
149. - Can I have your computer?
- No.Copy !req
150. - Your video games?
- Forget it, Molly.Copy !req
151. Okay. Andy, let's get to work here.Copy !req
152. Anything you're not taking to college
either goes in the attic, or it's trash.Copy !req
153. - Mom, I'm not leaving till Friday.
- Come on. It's garbage day.Copy !req
154. - Mom.
- Look, it's simple.Copy !req
155. Skateboard, college.
Little League trophy, probably attic.Copy !req
156. Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.Copy !req
157. Why do you still have these toys?Copy !req
158. Molly, out of my room!Copy !req
159. Three more days and it's mine!Copy !req
160. Molly, you're not off the hook either.Copy !req
161. You have more toys
than you know what to do with.Copy !req
162. Some of them could make
other kids really happy.Copy !req
163. What kids?Copy !req
164. The children at the daycare.
They're always asking for donations.Copy !req
165. What's daycare?Copy !req
166. Mom.
No buts.Copy !req
167. You choose the toys you want to
donate, I'll drop them off at Sunnyside.Copy !req
168. Poor Barbie.Copy !req
169. I get the Corvette.Copy !req
170. Andy, come on.
You need to start making decisions.Copy !req
171. Like what?Copy !req
172. Like what are you gonna do
with these toys?Copy !req
173. - Should we donate them to Sunnyside?
- No.Copy !req
174. Maybe sell them online?Copy !req
175. Mom, no one's gonna want those old toys.Copy !req
176. They're junk.Copy !req
177. Fine. You have till Friday.Copy !req
178. Anything that's not packed for college
or in the atticCopy !req
179. - is getting thrown out.
- Whatever you say, Mom.Copy !req
180. - What's happening?
- We're getting thrown out, you idiot.Copy !req
181. That's what's happening.Copy !req
182. - You need a hand?
- I got it.Copy !req
183. Here.Copy !req
184. So, you gonna miss me when I'm gone?Copy !req
185. - If I say no, do I still get your room?
- Nope.Copy !req
186. Then, yes, I'll miss you.Copy !req
187. I can't breathe!Copy !req
188. - Oh, this can't be happening!
- Quiet! What's that sound?Copy !req
189. Oh!Copy !req
190. Andy!Copy !req
191. That's not trash.
That's not trash!Copy !req
192. Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think. Oh!Copy !req
193. Buster! Come here, boy! Come here!Copy !req
194. Okay, boy. To the curb! Hee-yah!Copy !req
195. No, Buster! No!Copy !req
196. Get up. Buster!Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. - We're on the curb!
- Oh, I knew it would come to this!Copy !req
199. Pull, everyone! Pull!Copy !req
200. - It won't rip!
- Oh, forget it!Copy !req
201. It's triple-ply,
high-density polyethylene!Copy !req
202. There's gotta be a way out!Copy !req
203. Oh, Andy doesn't want us.
What's the point?Copy !req
204. Point. Point. Point!Copy !req
205. Push! Push!Copy !req
206. I can hear the garbage truck!Copy !req
207. It's getting closer.Copy !req
208. Oh!Copy !req
209. Buzz! Jessie!Copy !req
210. - Andy threw us out.
- Like we were garbage.Copy !req
211. - Junk. He called us junk.
- How could he?Copy !req
212. This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
213. I should have seen this coming.
It's Emily all over again.Copy !req
214. - Sarge was right.
- Yeah, and Woody was wrong.Copy !req
215. Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.
This is no time to be hysterical.Copy !req
216. It's the perfect time to be hysterical.Copy !req
217. - Should we be hysterical?
- No!Copy !req
218. - Yes!
- Maybe! But not right now!Copy !req
219. Yee-haw! Fellas, I know what to do.Copy !req
220. What the heck?Copy !req
221. - Oh, we should've done this years ago.
- Jessie, wait. What about Woody?Copy !req
222. He's fine, Buzz.
Andy's taking him to college.Copy !req
223. Now we need to go!Copy !req
224. You're right. Come on.Copy !req
225. - Buzz?
- Woody!Copy !req
226. What's going on? Don't you know
this box is being donated?Copy !req
227. It's under control, Woody.
We have a plan.Copy !req
228. We're going to daycare!Copy !req
229. Daycare?
What, have you all lost your marbles?Copy !req
230. Well, didn't you see?
Andy threw us away.Copy !req
231. No, no, no, no.
He was putting you in the attic.Copy !req
232. Attic? So how did we end up on the curb?Copy !req
233. That was a mistake.
Andy's mom thought you were trash.Copy !req
234. Yeah. After he put us in a trash bag.Copy !req
235. And called us junk!Copy !req
236. Yeah, I know. It looks bad.
But, guys, you gotta believe me.Copy !req
237. Sure thing, college boy!Copy !req
238. Andy's moving on, Woody.Copy !req
239. It's time we did the same.Copy !req
240. Okay. Out of the box.
Everyone, right now!Copy !req
241. Come on, Buzz. Give me a hand.
We gotta get this thing outta here.Copy !req
242. Woody, wait. We need to figure out
what's best for everyone.Copy !req
243. Oh, great. Great! It's gonna take us
forever to get back here.Copy !req
244. Oh, it's all right, Barbie.
You'll be okay.Copy !req
245. Well, Molly and I have been
growing apart for years.Copy !req
246. It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!Copy !req
247. Welcome to the club, toots.Copy !req
248. Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get
back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast.Copy !req
249. We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.Copy !req
250. Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody.Copy !req
251. Andy doesn't want us anymore.Copy !req
252. He was putting you in the attic!Copy !req
253. He left us on the curb!Copy !req
254. - All right, calm down! Both of you!
- Okay, fine. Fine.Copy !req
255. Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.Copy !req
256. - Why? What's it like?
- Daycare is a sad, lonely placeCopy !req
257. for washed-up old toys who have no owners.Copy !req
258. - Quite the charmer, aren't ya?
- Oh, you'll see.Copy !req
259. As soon as we get to daycare,
you'll be begging to go home.Copy !req
260. Can anyone see anything?Copy !req
261. There's a playground!Copy !req
262. Wow!Copy !req
263. We hit the jackpot, Bullseye!Copy !req
264. So much for sad and lonely, huh?Copy !req
265. Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this in perspective.Copy !req
266. Perspective? This place is perfect.Copy !req
267. Woody, it's nice! See?
The door has a rainbow on it.Copy !req
268. - Hey there!
Wow!Copy !req
269. Haven't seen you in ages.Copy !req
270. I just wanted to drop these old toys off.Copy !req
271. Is this Bonnie? Look how big you are.Copy !req
272. Say hi, sweetie.
- Hi.Copy !req
273. Hey, how are
your kids? Molly and Andy?Copy !req
274. Not kids anymore.
Andy's going to college on Friday.Copy !req
275. What?
- Can you believe it?Copy !req
276. - You sure they won't miss these?
- No, they never get played with.Copy !req
277. - You see any kids?
- Where is she taking us?Copy !req
278. Look!
MR.Wow!Copy !req
279. What? What is it?Copy !req
280. No, no, no.Copy !req
281. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
282. I can't see!Copy !req
283. Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!Copy !req
284. Yay!Copy !req
285. - So now what do we do?
- We go back to Andy's.Copy !req
286. Anyone see an exit?Copy !req
287. MR. Exit, shmexit.
Let's get played with.Copy !req
288. Careful. These toys might be
jealous of new arrivals.Copy !req
289. - I want to see!
- Hey!Copy !req
290. - Rex!
- It's my turn!Copy !req
291. New toys!Copy !req
292. Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya.Copy !req
293. Buzz Lightyear at your service.Copy !req
294. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
295. Oh. Thank you. May I?Copy !req
296. Ooh!Copy !req
297. The claw!Copy !req
298. Well, hello there.
I thought I heard new voices.Copy !req
299. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.Copy !req
300. But please call me Lotso.Copy !req
301. Buzz Lightyear. We come in...Copy !req
302. First thing you gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.Copy !req
303. Oh, look at you all. You've been
through a lot today, haven't ya?Copy !req
304. Oh, it's been horrible.Copy !req
305. Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.Copy !req
306. We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, secondhandedCopy !req
307. and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,Copy !req
308. you'll find being donated was the
best thing that ever happened to ya.Copy !req
309. Mr. Lotso, do toys here
get played with every day?Copy !req
310. All day long. Five days a week.Copy !req
311. But what happens when the kids grow up?Copy !req
312. Well, now, I'll tell ya.Copy !req
313. When the kids get old, new ones come in.Copy !req
314. When they get old, new ones replace them.Copy !req
315. You'll never be outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.Copy !req
316. No owners means no heartbreak.Copy !req
317. Yee-haw!Copy !req
318. - It's a miracle.
- And you wanted us to stay at Andy's.Copy !req
319. Because we're Andy's toys!Copy !req
320. So you got donated by this Andy, huh?Copy !req
321. Well, it's his loss, Sheriff.
He can't hurt you no more.Copy !req
322. - Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...
- Now, let's get you all settled in.Copy !req
323. Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New toys!Copy !req
324. Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.Copy !req
325. So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?Copy !req
326. Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.Copy !req
327. Folks, if you want to step right this way...Copy !req
328. Hi, I'm Ken.Copy !req
329. Barbie. Have we ever met?Copy !req
330. Uh-uh.Copy !req
331. I would've remembered.Copy !req
332. - Love your legwarmers.
- Nice ascot.Copy !req
333. Come on, Ken.
Recess don't last forever.Copy !req
334. Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.Copy !req
335. You got a lot to look forward to, folks.
The little ones love new toys.Copy !req
336. - What a nice bear.
- And he smells like strawberries.Copy !req
337. Folks, if I can share,
here at Sunnyside, we've got,Copy !req
338. well, just about anything
a toy could ask for.Copy !req
339. Spare parts, superglue,Copy !req
340. and enough fresh batteries
to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.Copy !req
341. - Think you're gettin' old?
- Wow.Copy !req
342. Well, stop your worryin'.Copy !req
343. Our repair spa will keep you
stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.Copy !req
344. And this, well, this is where I live.Copy !req
345. It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.Copy !req
346. And a whole room
just for trying on clothes.Copy !req
347. You have everything!Copy !req
348. Everything except
someone to share it with.Copy !req
349. You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me. Here we are.Copy !req
350. Well, thank you, Big Baby.Copy !req
351. Why don't you come meet our new friends?Copy !req
352. Poor baby. We were thrown out
together, me and him.Copy !req
353. Abandoned by the same owner.Copy !req
354. But we don't need owners at Sunnyside.Copy !req
355. We own ourselves.
We're masters of our own fate.Copy !req
356. We control our own destiny.Copy !req
357. Watch out for puddles.Copy !req
358. And here's where you folks'll be stayin'.Copy !req
359. The Caterpillar Room.Copy !req
360. Look at this place.
MR.Wow!Copy !req
361. Holy moly guacamole.Copy !req
362. MR. Jackpot, baby.Copy !req
363. - Whoa, puppy!
- Hello.Copy !req
364. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
365. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
366. What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
367. How long's it been
since you all got played with?Copy !req
368. It's been years.Copy !req
369. Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,Copy !req
370. and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreamin' of.Copy !req
371. Play! Real play! I can't wait!Copy !req
372. Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be headin' back.Copy !req
373. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.Copy !req
374. - Thank you.
- Take care, pinky.Copy !req
375. - Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.
- Thank you, buddy boy.Copy !req
376. - Will I see you again?
- Oh, I'll see you tonightCopy !req
377. in my dreams.Copy !req
378. Ken, let's get a move on.Copy !req
379. Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.Copy !req
380. I know it's crazy. I know we just met.
Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,Copy !req
381. but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...Copy !req
382. - Made for each other.
- ... Made for each other.Copy !req
383. - Yay!
- Yes.Copy !req
384. - Ken?
- Coming, Lotso.Copy !req
385. This is so exciting!Copy !req
386. Sounds like kids to me.Copy !req
387. Oh, I want to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?Copy !req
388. How many you reckon are out there?Copy !req
389. MRS.
They sound so sweet.Copy !req
390. Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.Copy !req
391. But we need to go home.Copy !req
392. We can have a whole new life here, Woody.Copy !req
393. A chance to make kids happy again.Copy !req
394. - Why don't you stay?
- Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.Copy !req
395. - Come on, Woodster!
- You'll get played with.Copy !req
396. - I can't. No.
- Stay here.Copy !req
397. - You can make a new kid happy.
- No, no. Guys, really. No!Copy !req
398. I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy!Copy !req
399. And if he wants us at college,
or in the attic,Copy !req
400. well, then, our job is
to be there for him.Copy !req
401. Now, I'm going home.Copy !req
402. Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
403. Buzz?Copy !req
404. Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. And what's important now
is we stay together.Copy !req
407. We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Andy!Copy !req
408. Look under your boot, Buzz.
You, too, Jessie.Copy !req
409. Whose name is written there?Copy !req
410. Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.Copy !req
411. Of course he does.
He cares about all of you!Copy !req
412. He was putting you in the attic. I saw.Copy !req
413. You can't just turn your back on him now!Copy !req
414. Woody, wake up! It's over!
Andy is all grown up!Copy !req
415. Okay, fine. Perfect.Copy !req
416. I can't believe how selfish you all are.Copy !req
417. So this is it?
After all we've been through.Copy !req
418. Bullseye, no. You need to stay.Copy !req
419. Bullseye, no, I said, "Stay!"Copy !req
420. Look,Copy !req
421. I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay? Now, stay.Copy !req
422. Bonnie?Copy !req
423. Bonnie?Copy !req
424. I gotta go.Copy !req
425. Bonnie, you in here?Copy !req
426. Come on. Come on.
Oh, no, no.Copy !req
427. What... What the heck?Copy !req
428. Now, that's better.Copy !req
429. Bonnie!
- Bluebells, cockleshells...Copy !req
430. There you are.
Come on, honey. It's time to go home.Copy !req
431. Oh! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
432. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
433. Bluebells, cockleshells. Eenie, miny...Copy !req
434. You're my favorite deputy.Copy !req
435. Bonnie!
- Coming!Copy !req
436. Great.Copy !req
437. Oh, it's gonna be okay, Bullseye.Copy !req
438. Woody's going to college with Andy.
It's what he's always wanted.Copy !req
439. Ah, he's crazy.
College is no place for a toy.Copy !req
440. Toys are for playtime.Copy !req
441. Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!Copy !req
442. - How many?
- There must be dozens.Copy !req
443. I can hardly wait!Copy !req
444. Places, everyone!Copy !req
445. At last! I'm gonna get played with!Copy !req
446. - Uh, Rex?
- Come to papa.Copy !req
447. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
448. I'd like to join your posse, boys,
but first I'm gonna sing a little song.Copy !req
449. A sheriff!Copy !req
450. Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.Copy !req
451. We have a guest.
You want some coffee?Copy !req
452. It's good for you. But don't drink
too much, or you'll have to... Have to...Copy !req
453. Be right back!Copy !req
454. Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.Copy !req
455. Can you tell me where I am?Copy !req
456. The guy's just asking a question.Copy !req
457. Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to stay in character.Copy !req
458. My name's Buttercup.
You've met Baron von Shush.Copy !req
459. Hello, I'm Trixie.Copy !req
460. Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
461. We're either in a café in Paris
or a coffee shop in New Jersey.Copy !req
462. I'm pretty sure
I just came back from the doctorCopy !req
463. with life-changing news.Copy !req
464. We do a lot of improv here. Just stay
loose, have fun, you'll be fine.Copy !req
465. - No, no, no, no. I...
- Who wants lunch?Copy !req
466. Bee-boop-bee-boop.Copy !req
467. It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.Copy !req
468. Somebody's poisoned the water hole.Copy !req
469. Poison?
Who would do such a mean thing?Copy !req
470. The scary witch! Look out!
She's using her witch-y powers!Copy !req
471. "I know where to hide."Copy !req
472. She'll never find us in here.Copy !req
473. What's wrong?Copy !req
474. She found us! We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!Copy !req
475. - You're doing great!
- Are you classically-trained?Copy !req
476. Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!Copy !req
477. There is no way out.Copy !req
478. Just kidding. Door's right over there.Copy !req
479. Well, cowboy, you just
jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.Copy !req
480. - Uh, Woody.
- Woody?Copy !req
481. Really? You're gonna stick with that?Copy !req
482. 'Cause now's your chance to change it,
new room and all.Copy !req
483. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.Copy !req
484. - Who's the new guy?
- Are you a real cowboy?Copy !req
485. - Well, actually...
- 'Course he's not, pea brain.Copy !req
486. - He don't even have a hat.
- I do too have... My hat!Copy !req
487. - Told ya.
- I found a spaceship!Copy !req
488. Showtime.Copy !req
489. Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.Copy !req
490. Close your tray tables. Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.Copy !req
491. Three, two, one, blastoff!Copy !req
492. Yee-haw!Copy !req
493. You saved us, cowboy.
You're our hero.Copy !req
494. Oh, I got a kink in my slink.Copy !req
495. My tail! Where's my tail?Copy !req
496. Someone need a hand?Copy !req
497. - Where's my nose?
- Here it is.Copy !req
498. - Here's your arm.
- Give me that. That's mine.Copy !req
499. Honey, the mustache?Copy !req
500. I don't recall playtime being
quite that strenuous.Copy !req
501. Andy never played with us like that.Copy !req
502. We're just gonna have to
make the best of it.Copy !req
503. But these toddlers,
they don't know how to play with us.Copy !req
504. - They're too young!
- Yeah, they're sticky.Copy !req
505. Well, we should be in the Butterfly Room.Copy !req
506. MRS.
With the big kids!Copy !req
507. MR. That's right.Copy !req
508. - Yeah, you said it.
- We'll get this straightened out.Copy !req
509. I'll go talk to Lotso
about moving us to the other room.Copy !req
510. Blast. Try that one.Copy !req
511. It's locked!Copy !req
512. - Same here.
- Try the windows.Copy !req
513. Negatory.
It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.Copy !req
514. Finest childproof lock in the world.Copy !req
515. - We're trapped!
- Wait.Copy !req
516. Did anyone notice the transom?Copy !req
517. Oh, great. How do we get up there?Copy !req
518. All right, everyone. On three!
One, two...Copy !req
519. - Three!
- Whoa!Copy !req
520. Let go!Copy !req
521. Go!Copy !req
522. - He did it!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
523. Way to go, Buzz!Copy !req
524. Yeah, you think they had a fun playtime?Copy !req
525. They might hear you.Copy !req
526. - Okay, now you start.
- I...Copy !req
527. - Love...
- You.Copy !req
528. See? That time, I said "love."
Okay, now me first.Copy !req
529. - Okay, okay, okay.
- I...Copy !req
530. - Love...
- You.Copy !req
531. You see what I mean?
It changes every time.Copy !req
532. You are so smart.Copy !req
533. Come on, Romeo. We're late.Copy !req
534. - I'll wait up for you.
- Kisses!Copy !req
535. All right, place your bets.
Come on, everybody.Copy !req
536. - Come on. Any splits?
- Heya. Bring it here.Copy !req
537. - All right.
- Here we go.Copy !req
538. Come on, horsey, come on!Copy !req
539. Come on, turkey, come on, turkey.Copy !req
540. - Gobble, gobble, baby.
- Come on, horsey.Copy !req
541. Come on, duck.Copy !req
542. - All right, that's it. No more bets.
- Come on! Right here.Copy !req
543. Let me have the duck, let
me have the duck,Copy !req
544. let me have the duck!Copy !req
545. Here is a duck.Copy !req
546. - I won!
- Ah, man!Copy !req
547. - Well, Stretch takes the round.
- You lost!Copy !req
548. Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.Copy !req
549. - Coyote's wild.
- Here, here.Copy !req
550. - Two greens here.
- Changing two double A's.Copy !req
551. Hey, what do you guys think
of the new recruits? Any keepers?Copy !req
552. Oh, please! Landfill!Copy !req
553. - Cowgirl? Dinosaur?
- Toddler fodder.Copy !req
554. But that space guy, he could be useful.Copy !req
555. He ain't the sharpest knife in the
place where they keep the knives.Copy !req
556. Neither are you, Chunk.Copy !req
557. You got a little keeper yourself,
didn't you, Ken?Copy !req
558. Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.Copy !req
559. Aw, Mr. Softy over here.Copy !req
560. What do you expect from a girl's toy?Copy !req
561. I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not!
Why do you guys keep saying that?Copy !req
562. Ah, all them toys are disposable.Copy !req
563. We'll be lucky if they last us a week.Copy !req
564. Well, well. Looky who we have here.Copy !req
565. Let me go!Copy !req
566. Take him to the libary.Copy !req
567. No!Copy !req
568. 1225 Sycamore.Copy !req
569. Psst. Woody, what are you doing?Copy !req
570. I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
571. - You're leaving?
- But didn't you have fun today?Copy !req
572. Well, of course I did,
more than I've had in years,Copy !req
573. but, you see, I belong to someone else.Copy !req
574. - Who's "Yid-nuh"?
- I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."Copy !req
575. Guys, it says "Andy."Copy !req
576. He's my Bonnie.Copy !req
577. And he's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.Copy !req
578. - Where's home?
- Elm Street. 234 Elm.Copy !req
579. - You guys have a map?
- We're on it, cowboy. Trixie?Copy !req
580. I'll fire up the computer.Copy !req
581. Unhand me, you cowards!
I demand to talk to Lotso!Copy !req
582. Zip it, Buck Rogers.Copy !req
583. You don't talk to Lotso
till we say you can...Copy !req
584. Ken? What's goin' on here?
Why is this toy tied up?Copy !req
585. He got out, Lotso.Copy !req
586. "Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This isn't how we treat our guests.Copy !req
587. F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.
There you go. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
588. - Lotso, there's been a mistake.
- A mistake?Copy !req
589. The children in the Caterpillar Room
are not age-appropriateCopy !req
590. for me and my friends.Copy !req
591. We respectfully request
a transfer to the Butterfly Room.Copy !req
592. Well, request granted!Copy !req
593. - But, Lotso...
- Hush now, Kenneth.Copy !req
594. This toy's shown initiative, leadership.Copy !req
595. Why, I'd say
we've found ourselves a keeper.Copy !req
596. Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!Copy !req
597. We're calling you up
to the big leagues, son.Copy !req
598. From now on,
you'll have anything you want.Copy !req
599. Excellent. I'll go get my friends.Copy !req
600. Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss.Copy !req
601. Those Caterpillar kids
need someone to play with.Copy !req
602. But my friends don't belong there.Copy !req
603. Oh, none of us do, I agree.Copy !req
604. Which is why,
for the good of our community,Copy !req
605. we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones,Copy !req
606. to take on the hardships
the rest of us can't bear anymore.Copy !req
607. Well, I guess that makes sense.Copy !req
608. But I can't accept.
We're a family. We stay together.Copy !req
609. Family man, huh? I understand.Copy !req
610. Put him back in the timeout chair.Copy !req
611. What are ya... Unhand me!Copy !req
612. Bring in the Bookworm.Copy !req
613. Ah! Here it is.Copy !req
614. It was filed under "Lightyear."Copy !req
615. Let's see here.Copy !req
616. "Accessories. Maintenance."
Oh. Here we go.Copy !req
617. "Remove screws to access
battery compartment."Copy !req
618. What are you doing?Copy !req
619. Stop!Copy !req
620. Let go of me! Ow!Copy !req
621. "To return
your Buzz Lightyear action figureCopy !req
622. "to its original factory settings..."Copy !req
623. No!Copy !req
624. "... Slide the switch from Play to Demo."Copy !req
625. Stop! No! No! No!Copy !req
626. - What was that?
- Sounds like it came from the hall.Copy !req
627. I'll see what it was.Copy !req
628. What do you see? Anything?Copy !req
629. MRS.No, just a dark
hallway and... Wait. Wait!Copy !req
630. I see Andy!Copy !req
631. - What?
- That's impossible.Copy !req
632. No, no, I really see him. In his room.Copy !req
633. My other eye!
The one I left behind.Copy !req
634. This is so weird. He's packing up.Copy !req
635. Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Buster.
Out of the way! Get away!Copy !req
636. Okay, Andy's out in the hall.Copy !req
637. He's looking in the attic.Copy !req
638. Wait, there's Mom.
Why is he so upset?Copy !req
639. Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!Copy !req
640. He's looking for us.
Andy's looking for us!Copy !req
641. He's looking for us?Copy !req
642. So Andy does want us.
I knew it! I just knew it!Copy !req
643. I think he did mean
to put us in the attic.Copy !req
644. Well, then, Woody was telling the truth.Copy !req
645. - Holy cow!
- And you didn't believe him.Copy !req
646. Hey, you didn't believe him first!Copy !req
647. Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!Copy !req
648. - Lotso!
- Hey, there.Copy !req
649. How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?Copy !req
650. Thank goodness!
Have you seen Buzz?Copy !req
651. There's been a mistake. We have to go.Copy !req
652. Go? Why, you just got here.
In the nick of time, too.Copy !req
653. We were runnin' low on volunteers
for the little ones.Copy !req
654. They just love new toys, now, don't they?Copy !req
655. "Love"? We've been chewed,
kicked, drooled on.Copy !req
656. Just look at my pocketbook!Copy !req
657. Hmm.Copy !req
658. Well, here's the thing, sweet potato.
You ain't leavin' Sunnyside.Copy !req
659. "Sweet potato"!
Who do you think you're talking to?Copy !req
660. I have over 30 accessories,
and I deserve more respect...Copy !req
661. Ah... That's better.Copy !req
662. Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth,
except me.Copy !req
663. Give it back, you furry air freshener!Copy !req
664. Come on, guys. We're goin' home.Copy !req
665. Whoa there, missy.Copy !req
666. You're not goin' anywhere.Copy !req
667. Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?Copy !req
668. Buzz! You're back!Copy !req
669. - Hoo-yah!
- Buzz?Copy !req
670. Hey!Copy !req
671. Look out!Copy !req
672. What are you, nuts?Copy !req
673. Buzz!Copy !req
674. Prisoners disabled, Commander Lotso!Copy !req
675. - Buzz, what are you doing?
- Silence, minions of Zurg!Copy !req
676. You're in the custody
of the Galactic Alliance!Copy !req
677. - "Zurg"?
- "Galactic Alliance"?Copy !req
678. Oh, boy.Copy !req
679. Good work, Lightyear.
Now, lock 'em up!Copy !req
680. Yes, sir!Copy !req
681. Ow!Copy !req
682. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
683. Buzz! We're your friends!Copy !req
684. Spare me your lies, temptress.Copy !req
685. Your emperor's defeated,Copy !req
686. and I'm immune to
your bewitching good looks.Copy !req
687. Hey, Mongo!
Keep your paws off my wife!Copy !req
688. Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!Copy !req
689. Not him.Copy !req
690. I think this potato needs to
learn himself some manners.Copy !req
691. Take him to the box.Copy !req
692. Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Where are you taking me?Copy !req
693. Bad baby! Bad baby!Copy !req
694. Ken? What's going on?Copy !req
695. Barbie! I told you to wait
in the Dream House.Copy !req
696. What are you doing to my friends?Copy !req
697. Get in there!Copy !req
698. - Barbie, wait!
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
699. - We're through!
- Barbie! I did...Copy !req
700. - And give me my scarf back!
- Ow!Copy !req
701. Lightyear! Explain our
overnight accommodations.Copy !req
702. Sir, yes, sir!
Prisoners sleep in their cells.Copy !req
703. Any prisoner caught outside their cell
spends the night in the box.Copy !req
704. Roll call at dusk and dawn.Copy !req
705. Any prisoner misses roll call,
spends the night in the box.Copy !req
706. Prisoners do not speak unless spoken to.Copy !req
707. Any prisoner talks back, spends the night...Copy !req
708. In the box! We get it.Copy !req
709. At ease, soldier. They're neutralized.Copy !req
710. But remember, they'll say anything
to make you doubt yourself.Copy !req
711. Don't worry, Commander.Copy !req
712. Any doubt I had
got pounded out of me at the academy.Copy !req
713. Listen up, folks.Copy !req
714. We got a way of doin' things
here at Sunnyside.Copy !req
715. If you start at the bottom, pay your dues,Copy !req
716. life here can be a dream come true!Copy !req
717. But if you break our rules,
step outta line,Copy !req
718. try to check out early,
well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.Copy !req
719. Woody! What did you do to him?Copy !req
720. You all get a good night's rest.Copy !req
721. You got a full day of playtime tomorrow.Copy !req
722. 1225 Syca...Copy !req
723. Who's Velocistar237?Copy !req
724. Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy
down the street.Copy !req
725. That's nothing.
Let me just take care of that.Copy !req
726. - Just a dinosaur.
- All right.Copy !req
727. Sycamore. Okay, enter!Copy !req
728. Please don't be far. Please, please!Copy !req
729. Right around the corner?
It's right around the corner!Copy !req
730. Yay!Copy !req
731. I'm going to college! Look at me!
I'm big toy on campus! Hello!Copy !req
732. - Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.
- Okay, Potsie.Copy !req
733. Hey, listen. If any of you guys
ever get to Sunnyside Daycare,Copy !req
734. you tell 'em Woody made it home.Copy !req
735. - You came from Sunnyside?
- But how'd you escape?Copy !req
736. Well, it wasn't easy.Copy !req
737. What do you mean "escape"?Copy !req
738. Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair.Copy !req
739. Ruled by an evil bear
who smells of strawberries.Copy !req
740. Lotso?Copy !req
741. The guy may seem plush
and huggable on the outside,Copy !req
742. but inside, he's a monster.Copy !req
743. But... How do you know that?Copy !req
744. Chuckles. He'll tell you.Copy !req
745. Yeah, I knew Lotso.Copy !req
746. He was a good toy. A friend.Copy !req
747. Me and him, we had the same kid, Daisy.Copy !req
748. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped.Copy !req
749. Daisy loved us all.Copy !req
750. But Lotso,Copy !req
751. Lotso was special.Copy !req
752. They did everything together.Copy !req
753. You've never seen
a kid and a toy more in love.Copy !req
754. One day, we took a drive.Copy !req
755. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.Copy !req
756. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.Copy !req
757. She never came back.Copy !req
758. Lotso wouldn't give up.Copy !req
759. It took forever,
but we finally made it back to Daisy's.Copy !req
760. But by then, it was too late.Copy !req
761. Something changed that day inside Lotso.Copy !req
762. Something snapped.Copy !req
763. She replaced us. Come on!Copy !req
764. - No, she only replaced you!
- She replaced all of us.Copy !req
765. Didn't she?Copy !req
766. She don't love you no more!Copy !req
767. Now come on!Copy !req
768. We were lost. Cast off.
Unloved. Unwanted.Copy !req
769. Then we found Sunnyside.Copy !req
770. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.Copy !req
771. He wasn't anyone's friend.Copy !req
772. He took over Sunnyside
and rigged the whole system.Copy !req
773. So how'd you get out?Copy !req
774. I got broke.
Bonnie found me, took me home.Copy !req
775. Other toys, they weren't so lucky.Copy !req
776. It ain't right what Lotso done.
New toys,Copy !req
777. they don't stand a chance.Copy !req
778. - But my friends are in there.
- You can't go back.Copy !req
779. Returning now would be suicide!Copy !req
780. But what about your Andy?Copy !req
781. Isn't he leaving for college?Copy !req
782. Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!Copy !req
783. Oh, Bullseye. I miss Woody, too.Copy !req
784. But he ain't ever comin' back.Copy !req
785. Rise and shine, campers!Copy !req
786. Commander Lotso, sir!Copy !req
787. All quiet, nothing to report.Copy !req
788. Excellent, Lightyear. Come on.
We need ya back at Star Command.Copy !req
789. Wait! What've you done with my husband?Copy !req
790. Big Baby.Copy !req
791. MRS.
Sweetheart!Copy !req
792. It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand
and a couple of Lincoln Logs.Copy !req
793. Uh, I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.Copy !req
794. You all get ready.
You got a play-date with destiny!Copy !req
795. Uh, hello?Copy !req
796. You shouldn't have come back, cowboy.Copy !req
797. They've cracked down hard since
you left. More guards, more patrols.Copy !req
798. You and your friends
ain't ever getting out of here now.Copy !req
799. I made it out once.Copy !req
800. You got lucky once. Want my advice?Copy !req
801. Keep your heads down. You'll survive.Copy !req
802. Yeah, for how long?Copy !req
803. I've been here years.Copy !req
804. They'll never break me.Copy !req
805. There's only one way
toys leave this place.Copy !req
806. Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn.Copy !req
807. Then it's off to the dump.Copy !req
808. Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.Copy !req
809. But we have a kid waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.Copy !req
810. If you'd help us, one toy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.Copy !req
811. Well, if you're gonna get out,Copy !req
812. first thing you gotta get through's
the doors.Copy !req
813. Locked, every night. Inside and out.
Keys are left on a hook in the office.Copy !req
814. Got it. What else?Copy !req
815. Lotso has
trucks patrolling all night long.Copy !req
816. Hallway, lobby, playground.Copy !req
817. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the wall?Copy !req
818. Eight-feet high.Copy !req
819. Cinder block. No way through it.Copy !req
820. You go over or under.Copy !req
821. That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.Copy !req
822. It's not.
Your real problem's the monkey.Copy !req
823. The monkey's the eye in the sky.Copy !req
824. He sees everything.Copy !req
825. Classrooms.Copy !req
826. Hallways.Copy !req
827. Even the playground.Copy !req
828. You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards, climb the wall,Copy !req
829. but if you don't take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
830. You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!Copy !req
831. Recess! Come on, kids!Copy !req
832. Psst! Psst!Copy !req
833. Hey, guys.Copy !req
834. - Woody?
- Woody!Copy !req
835. Woody!Copy !req
836. MR.
Hey, hey, hey, buddy!Copy !req
837. MRS.
Thank goodness!Copy !req
838. - You're alive!
- 'Course I'm alive!Copy !req
839. Hey, my hat! Wait, where's Buzz?Copy !req
840. Lotso did something to him!Copy !req
841. He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again.Copy !req
842. - Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
843. Return of the astro-nut.Copy !req
844. Oh, Woody, we were wrong
to leave Andy. I was wrong.Copy !req
845. Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.Copy !req
846. No, no, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.Copy !req
847. From now on, we stick together.Copy !req
848. But Andy's leavin' for college.Copy !req
849. College? Hog-tie the mailman!Copy !req
850. We gotta get you home
before Andy leaves tomorrow!Copy !req
851. Tomorrow? But that means...Copy !req
852. It means
we're busting out of here, tonight.Copy !req
853. - What? Impossible!
- But there's no way out of here!Copy !req
854. No, there is one way out.Copy !req
855. One way.Copy !req
856. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
857. - Springy dog.
- Present.Copy !req
858. Green guys.Copy !req
859. - Cowgirl.
- Here.Copy !req
860. Horse.Copy !req
861. - Piggy bank.
- Yo.Copy !req
862. - Tyrannosaurus.
- Here.Copy !req
863. - Barbie.
- Here.Copy !req
864. Potato Head.Copy !req
865. Potato Head?Copy !req
866. Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-man! Wake up!Copy !req
867. Impossible!Copy !req
868. Hey!Copy !req
869. Little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?Copy !req
870. That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.Copy !req
871. Well, well, well.
You're turning out to beCopy !req
872. quite the troublemaker, aren't you?Copy !req
873. What did you think you were
gonna do? Waltz right out of here?Copy !req
874. MR. Yeah,
and I would've got away with it, too,Copy !req
875. if it weren't for you meddling toys!Copy !req
876. You ascot-wearing pink-noser!Copy !req
877. You're not a toy! You're an accessory!Copy !req
878. You're a purse with legs.Copy !req
879. Ow! Take him back to the box.Copy !req
880. No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it! I like ascots.Copy !req
881. Really. No, no, no!Copy !req
882. Okay, check.Copy !req
883. Good work, Lightyear. All right,
resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.Copy !req
884. Yes, sir, well-groomed man!Copy !req
885. Ken! Ken?Copy !req
886. What do you want?Copy !req
887. I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go
to the Butterfly Room. With you!Copy !req
888. Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that yesterday.Copy !req
889. I was wrong.Copy !req
890. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.Copy !req
891. Please take me away
from this! Take me away!Copy !req
892. Darn it, Barbie!Copy !req
893. Okay, but things
are complicated around here.Copy !req
894. - You gotta do what I say.
- I will, Ken! I promise!Copy !req
895. Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!Copy !req
896. Go get the tape!Copy !req
897. And this is where the magic happens.Copy !req
898. Look at all your clothes!Copy !req
899. I can't believe
you never brought me up here!Copy !req
900. - Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
- I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
901. Check this out! Kung fu fighting.Copy !req
902. Campus hero
with matching sports pennant, huh?Copy !req
903. Flower power! Oh, Ken!Copy !req
904. No one appreciates clothes
here, Barbie. No one.Copy !req
905. Ken, would you model a few outfits for me?Copy !req
906. Just a few?Copy !req
907. Rawr!Copy !req
908. Go get the key.Copy !req
909. Where is it, where is it?Copy !req
910. Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!Copy !req
911. Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
912. Hey!
What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
913. I told you,
keep your hands off of my stuff!Copy !req
914. Make a move, porky!Copy !req
915. Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!Copy !req
916. - Hey! Hey!
- Take that, walnut-brain.Copy !req
917. No wonder you're extinct.Copy !req
918. Hey, you can't hit each other.
That's my job!Copy !req
919. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
920. Help! Prison riot!Copy !req
921. Get the tortilla.Copy !req
922. - Ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
923. Uh, Barbie?Copy !req
924. No more games, Ken!
What did Lotso do to Buzz?Copy !req
925. And how do we switch him back?Copy !req
926. You can't make me talk. You can't!Copy !req
927. But I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
928. Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.Copy !req
929. Oh! Barbie! Those were vintage!Copy !req
930. It's okay. All right, go ahead,
rip 'em, I don't care.Copy !req
931. They're a dime a dozen.Copy !req
932. Ooh, glitter tux.Copy !req
933. Who cares? Who cares?
Sequins are tacky. Who cares?Copy !req
934. Oh! A Nehru jacket.Copy !req
935. Barbie! Not the Nehru.Copy !req
936. This is from what, 1967?Copy !req
937. The groovy formal collection, yes!Copy !req
938. - What a shame.
- Oh, no, no, no! No!Copy !req
939. There's an instruction manual!Copy !req
940. Lotso switched Buzz to Demo mode!Copy !req
941. Where's that manual?Copy !req
942. I don't know why this couldn't wait
until morning, Ken,Copy !req
943. but here you go.Copy !req
944. Eesh.Copy !req
945. What's takin' so doggone long?Copy !req
946. So how do we fix Buzz?Copy !req
947. What are you looking at, feathers?Copy !req
948. Hey! Ow!Copy !req
949. Yeah, fly away, you coward.Copy !req
950. Uh-oh.Copy !req
951. Well, that's just great.Copy !req
952. Help! Prison riot!Copy !req
953. - Mayday! Mayday!
- Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.Copy !req
954. - What?
- I said, "No one can hear you."Copy !req
955. - What?
- He said, "No one can..."Copy !req
956. Shush! Will you be quiet?Copy !req
957. Woody! You're back!Copy !req
958. Stop him! Don't let him get out!Copy !req
959. Star Command! I've been
taken hostage by my own prisoners.Copy !req
960. Quick! Open his back.
There's a switch!Copy !req
961. Unhand me, Zurg scum!Copy !req
962. The Galactic Courts
will show you no mercy.Copy !req
963. It's not working. Why is it not working?
Where's the manual?Copy !req
964. Here we go! There should be
a little hole under the switch.Copy !req
965. - Little hole, got it!
- "To reset your Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
966. - "insert paperclip..."
- Rex, use your finger!Copy !req
967. What?Copy !req
968. - Okay, now what?
- All right, let's see.Copy !req
969. "Caution. Do not hold button
for more than five seconds."Copy !req
970. It's not my fault!Copy !req
971. - Now what did you do?
- I just did what you told me!Copy !req
972. Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.Copy !req
973. We gotta switch him back.Copy !req
974. - Well, how do we do that?
- I don't know. That part's in Spanish.Copy !req
975. We don't have time for this.
Come on, El Buzzo.Copy !req
976. Good luck, cowboy.Copy !req
977. Here they come.Copy !req
978. Come on, Buzz!Copy !req
979. What took you so long?Copy !req
980. Things got complicated.
Where's Potato Head?Copy !req
981. We haven't seen him.Copy !req
982. Buzz.Copy !req
983. Did you fix Buzz?Copy !req
984. - Uh, sort of.
- Behind you.Copy !req
985. Someone's coming.Copy !req
986. You would not believe
what I've been through tonight.Copy !req
987. Darling! Are you okay?Copy !req
988. I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.Copy !req
989. You've lost weight. And so tall.Copy !req
990. Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.Copy !req
991. All clear.Copy !req
992. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
993. We're almost there.Copy !req
994. Back up. Back up!Copy !req
995. Come on.Copy !req
996. Woody!Copy !req
997. Come on. We're almost there.Copy !req
998. Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.Copy !req
999. It is open.Copy !req
1000. Oh, way to go, Buzz. Come on.Copy !req
1001. - Is it safe?
- I guess I'll find out.Copy !req
1002. - Woody? You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1003. Come on down. But not all at once.Copy !req
1004. MR. What did he say?Copy !req
1005. I think he said, "All at once."Copy !req
1006. No. No. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1007. - Geronimo!
- Look out!Copy !req
1008. Thanks, Jess.Copy !req
1009. Almost there, guys.Copy !req
1010. Slink, you think you can make it?Copy !req
1011. Well, I might be old,
but I still got a spring in my step.Copy !req
1012. - He did it!
- All right, Slinkykins.Copy !req
1013. Okay, climb across.Copy !req
1014. You lost, little doggie?Copy !req
1015. Well, well. Look who's back.Copy !req
1016. I'm sorry, cowboy.Copy !req
1017. They broke me.Copy !req
1018. What are y'all doing?
Running back to your kid?Copy !req
1019. He don't want you no more.Copy !req
1020. - That's a lie.
- Is it?Copy !req
1021. Tell me this, Sheriff.Copy !req
1022. If your kid loves you so much,
why is he leaving?Copy !req
1023. You think you're special, cowboy?Copy !req
1024. You're a piece of plastic.
You were made to be thrown away.Copy !req
1025. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
1026. Now, we need toys in our Caterpillar RoomCopy !req
1027. and you need to avoid that truck.Copy !req
1028. Why don't you come on back,
join our family again?Copy !req
1029. This isn't a family! It's a prison!
You're a liar and a bully!Copy !req
1030. And I'd rather rot in this dumpster
than join any family of yours!Copy !req
1031. Jessie's right! Authority should derive
from the consent of the governed,Copy !req
1032. not from the threat of force.Copy !req
1033. If that's what you want.Copy !req
1034. Barbie! Wait! Don't do this, Lotso.Copy !req
1035. She's a Barbie doll, Ken.
There's a hundred million just like her.Copy !req
1036. Not to me, there's not.Copy !req
1037. Oh!Copy !req
1038. Fine. Then why don't you join her!Copy !req
1039. Oh, Ken!Copy !req
1040. Everyone, listen!Copy !req
1041. Sunnyside could be cool and groovy
if we treated each other fair.Copy !req
1042. It's Lotso.
He's made us into a pyramid,Copy !req
1043. and he put himself on top!Copy !req
1044. Anyone concur with Ken?Copy !req
1045. I didn't throw you away. Your kid did.Copy !req
1046. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really.
Chew on that when you're at the dump.Copy !req
1047. Wait! What about Daisy?Copy !req
1048. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
1049. Daisy? You used to do everything with her?Copy !req
1050. - Yeah? Then she threw us out.
- No.Copy !req
1051. - She lost you.
- She replaced us!Copy !req
1052. She replaced you.Copy !req
1053. And if you couldn't have her
then no one could.Copy !req
1054. You lied to Big Baby
and you've been lying ever since.Copy !req
1055. - Where'd you get that?
- She loved you, Lotso.Copy !req
1056. She never loved me.Copy !req
1057. As much as any kid ever loved a toy.Copy !req
1058. Mama.Copy !req
1059. What? You want your mommy back?Copy !req
1060. She never loved you.
Don't be such a baby!Copy !req
1061. Push 'em in. All of 'em!Copy !req
1062. This is what happens
when you dummies try to think.Copy !req
1063. We're all just trash, waiting to be
thrown away! That's all a toy is!Copy !req
1064. Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!Copy !req
1065. No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!Copy !req
1066. - He's gone!
- Holy cow.Copy !req
1067. Come on. Hurry!Copy !req
1068. Oh, for crying out loud!Copy !req
1069. Woody!Copy !req
1070. Oh, boy. Incoming!Copy !req
1071. Come on!Copy !req
1072. Barbie, no!Copy !req
1073. Woody!Copy !req
1074. No!Copy !req
1075. Can you hear me?
Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1076. MR. Of course not,
you imbecile. We're doomed!Copy !req
1077. Everyone, go to Buzz. Come on.Copy !req
1078. We all here? Slinky? Rex?Copy !req
1079. Against the wall, everybody.
Quick!Copy !req
1080. Buzz!Copy !req
1081. They'll never make it!Copy !req
1082. Look out!Copy !req
1083. Buzz!Copy !req
1084. - Anyone see him?
- Over here, y'all. I found him.Copy !req
1085. Buzz, you okay?Copy !req
1086. Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
1087. That wasn't me, was it?Copy !req
1088. Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back,
you're back, you're back, you're back!Copy !req
1089. Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?Copy !req
1090. Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.Copy !req
1091. Woody! So where are we now?Copy !req
1092. In a garbage truck on the way to the dump!Copy !req
1093. Hold on, we're going in!Copy !req
1094. You got all your pieces?Copy !req
1095. The claw!Copy !req
1096. - MRS.My babies!
- Hey, guys! No! No!Copy !req
1097. No!Copy !req
1098. Hang on!Copy !req
1099. Woody! What do we do?Copy !req
1100. We'll be okay if we stay togeth...Copy !req
1101. - Woody!
- Slinky!Copy !req
1102. It's a magnet! Watch out!Copy !req
1103. Don't worry, Slink, we'll get you down.Copy !req
1104. You might wanna take a look at this.Copy !req
1105. Quick! Grab something metal!Copy !req
1106. You heard the guy.Copy !req
1107. It's not working!Copy !req
1108. Help! Help me. I'm stuck!Copy !req
1109. Help, please! Help!Copy !req
1110. Woody!Copy !req
1111. - Thank you.
- Don't thank me yet.Copy !req
1112. Woody!Copy !req
1113. Go, go!Copy !req
1114. Thank you, Sheriff.Copy !req
1115. We're all in this together.Copy !req
1116. Right, guys?Copy !req
1117. Guys?Copy !req
1118. Woody! Down here!Copy !req
1119. - Woody!
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
1120. Woody, look. I can see daylight.Copy !req
1121. We're gonna be okay!Copy !req
1122. Hey!Copy !req
1123. I don't think that's daylight.Copy !req
1124. Run!Copy !req
1125. Sheriff! The button! Help me!Copy !req
1126. Come on!Copy !req
1127. Go. Go! Hit the button!Copy !req
1128. Hurry!Copy !req
1129. - Just push it! Push it!
- Push it!Copy !req
1130. Where's your kid now, Sheriff?Copy !req
1131. No. No!Copy !req
1132. Lotso!Copy !req
1133. No!Copy !req
1134. Rex!Copy !req
1135. Buzz! What do we do?Copy !req
1136. The claw.Copy !req
1137. You know all that bad stuff I said
about Andy's attic?Copy !req
1138. I take it all back.Copy !req
1139. - You're darn tootin'.
- You said it.Copy !req
1140. Oh, darling. You were so brave.Copy !req
1141. - You saved our lives.
- And we are eternally grateful.Copy !req
1142. My boys!Copy !req
1143. Daddy!Copy !req
1144. Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?Copy !req
1145. Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitchin'.Copy !req
1146. Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.Copy !req
1147. - Hey!
- What you got?Copy !req
1148. I had me one of these when I was a kid.Copy !req
1149. Strawberries.Copy !req
1150. Hey, buddy. You might wanna
keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
1151. Come on, Woody.
We gotta get you home.Copy !req
1152. - That's right, college boy.
- Wait.Copy !req
1153. What about you guys? I mean,Copy !req
1154. maybe the attic's not such a great idea.Copy !req
1155. - We're Andy's toys, Woody.
- We'll be there for him, together.Copy !req
1156. - I just hope he hasn't left yet.
- MRS. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1157. Wait, I'll check!Copy !req
1158. Andy's still packing.Copy !req
1159. But he's almost done!Copy !req
1160. - He lives halfway across town.
- We'll never get there in time!Copy !req
1161. Come on, Buster.Copy !req
1162. Is that it, honey?
You got everything?Copy !req
1163. Yeah. Just a few more boxes in my room.Copy !req
1164. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
1165. That's enough. That's enough.
That's enough!Copy !req
1166. All right. Go. Go, go!Copy !req
1167. Okay. All clear.Copy !req
1168. Oh!Copy !req
1169. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
1170. - There you go.
- Buzz.Copy !req
1171. - This isn't goodbye.
- Hey, Woody. Have fun at college.Copy !req
1172. Yeah, but not too much fun.Copy !req
1173. - Woody, take care of Andy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1174. He's a good kid.
Tell him to get a haircut.Copy !req
1175. Sure thing.Copy !req
1176. Jessie, you'll be okay in the attic?Copy !req
1177. 'Course I will. Besides, I know aboutCopy !req
1178. - Buzz's Spanish mode.
- My what?Copy !req
1179. Honey, you want
some food for the road?Copy !req
1180. I'll get something on the way.Copy !req
1181. You know where to find us, cowboy.Copy !req
1182. Did you say goodbye to Molly?Copy !req
1183. Mom, we've said goodbye like ten times.Copy !req
1184. Oh, Andy.Copy !req
1185. Mom, it's okay.Copy !req
1186. I know. It's just...Copy !req
1187. I wish I could always be with you.Copy !req
1188. You will be, Mom.Copy !req
1189. Hey, aren't you gonna say goodbye
to Buster?Copy !req
1190. Of course I am. Who's a good doggy?Copy !req
1191. Who's a good doggy? I'm gonna
miss you. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
1192. I'm gonna miss you.
Don't, Andy.Copy !req
1193. Good boy.
He's telling you to go already.Copy !req
1194. Come on.
Get the rest of your things.Copy !req
1195. Okay, Buster.
Now don't let Molly near my stuff.Copy !req
1196. Hey.Copy !req
1197. Hey, Mom! So, you really think
I should donate these?Copy !req
1198. It's up to you, honey.
Whatever you wanna do.Copy !req
1199. "Don't go in there!
The bakery is haunted!"Copy !req
1200. "Are you crazy?
You'll wake up all the ghosts."Copy !req
1201. "Look out!
The ghosts are throwing pies!"Copy !req
1202. Splat! Splat! Splat!Copy !req
1203. Mom.Copy !req
1204. - Andy?
- Hi.Copy !req
1205. Wow. Look at you.Copy !req
1206. Well, I hear you're off to college.Copy !req
1207. Yeah. Right now, actually.Copy !req
1208. So, what can we do for you?Copy !req
1209. Uh, I have some toys here.Copy !req
1210. Ooh. You hear that, Bonnie?Copy !req
1211. So, you're Bonnie?Copy !req
1212. I'm Andy.Copy !req
1213. Someone told me
you're really good with toys.Copy !req
1214. These are mine, but I'm going away now,Copy !req
1215. so I need someone really special
to play with them.Copy !req
1216. This is Jessie, the roughest,
toughest cowgirl in the whole West.Copy !req
1217. She loves critters, but none more
than her best pal, Bullseye.Copy !req
1218. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1219. Here.Copy !req
1220. This is Rex, the meanest, most
terrifying dinosaur who ever lived!Copy !req
1221. The Potato Heads. Mr. and Mrs.
You gotta keep 'em together,Copy !req
1222. 'cause they're madly in love.Copy !req
1223. Now Slinky here is
as loyal as any dog you could want.Copy !req
1224. And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe,Copy !req
1225. but he's also one of the most dastardly
villains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop.Copy !req
1226. These little dudes
are from a strange alien world.Copy !req
1227. Pizza Planet.Copy !req
1228. And thisCopy !req
1229. is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever!Copy !req
1230. Look, he can fly and shoot lasers!Copy !req
1231. He's sworn to protect the galaxy
from the evil Emperor Zurg.Copy !req
1232. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
1233. Now, you gotta promise
to take good care of these guys.Copy !req
1234. They mean a lot to me.Copy !req
1235. My cowboy!Copy !req
1236. Woody? What's he doing in there?Copy !req
1237. - "There's a snake in my boot."
- Wha...?Copy !req
1238. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
1239. Now, Woody, he's been my pal
for as long as I can remember.Copy !req
1240. He's brave, like a cowboy should be.Copy !req
1241. And kind. And smart.Copy !req
1242. But the thing that makes Woody special
is he'll never give up on you.Copy !req
1243. Ever.Copy !req
1244. He'll be there for you, no matter what.Copy !req
1245. You think you can take care of him for me?Copy !req
1246. Okay then.Copy !req
1247. Oh, no! Dr. Pork Chop's attacking
the haunted bakery!Copy !req
1248. The ghosts are getting away.
Woody'll stop 'em!Copy !req
1249. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
1250. And we'll actually need the rocket.Copy !req
1251. They're getting away!
Come on, Bullseye!Copy !req
1252. We need to get in the
spaceship. The volcano is gonna erupt.Copy !req
1253. Look! They're being attacked
by a real dog!Copy !req
1254. You can eat my poisonous scones!Copy !req
1255. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are in trouble.Copy !req
1256. Get on, Woody.Copy !req
1257. It's my friend Woody.Copy !req
1258. Buzz, hurry!
Get your extra turbo booster.Copy !req
1259. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1260. Look, Mommy.
They're all playing together.Copy !req
1261. Come on. Let's get some lunch.Copy !req
1262. So long, partner.Copy !req
1263. Oh, hey, Buzz. You haven't met
Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here.Copy !req
1264. You're gonna love them.
Buzz, this is Dolly.Copy !req
1265. New toys!Copy !req
1266. Noses.Copy !req
1267. "So I guess you could say
Sunnyside is sunny once again!Copy !req
1268. "Hope to hear from you soon. We're all
super excited about your new home.Copy !req
1269. "Hugs and kisses to everyone."Copy !req
1270. Aw!Copy !req
1271. That Barbie has some nice handwriting.Copy !req
1272. Uh, Buzz, Barbie didn't write this.Copy !req
1273. - Grab the sword!
- I got it!Copy !req
1274. - Okay, go for the...
- Triple bonus!Copy !req
1275. - Watch out!
- We got the cloak of darkness!Copy !req
1276. - Run, run!
- My arms are never long enough!Copy !req
1277. I'll do it! This is it! This is it!Copy !req
1278. - Yes!
- We did it!Copy !req
1279. High-five! Hold on.Copy !req
1280. Well, it's official.
You guys made the wall.Copy !req
1281. - Oh, look at this!
- Golly bob howdy! That's me!Copy !req
1282. We're all up here!
Hey, Chuckles, lookin' good.Copy !req
1283. Yeah, she really got your smile.Copy !req
1284. Whee! Whee! Whee!Copy !req
1285. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1286. What the...Copy !req
1287. MR.I told you kids!
Stay out of my butt!Copy !req
1288. But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?Copy !req
1289. Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?Copy !req
1290. Next season, we're doing Cats.Copy !req
1291. Or might I suggest Hamlet?Copy !req
1292. Yeah. Detached wing.
Cosmetic damage.Copy !req
1293. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.Copy !req
1294. Huh?Copy !req
1295. I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
1296. Just go with it, Buzz.Copy !req