1. Money, money, money. Hey!Copy !req
2. You got a date
with justice,
One-Eyed Bart.Copy !req
3. Too bad, Sheriff.
I'm a married man.Copy !req
4. One-Eyed Betty!Copy !req
5. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
6. I think you dropped
something, mister.Copy !req
7. Jessie?
Give it up, Bart!Copy !req
8. You've reached
the end of the line!Copy !req
9. I always wanted to
go out with a bang!Copy !req
10. Oh, no!
The orphans!Copy !req
11. Hate to leave early,
but our ride is here.Copy !req
12. Ooh!Copy !req
13. It's me or the kiddies,
Sheriff. Take your pick.Copy !req
14. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
15. Ride like the wind,
Bullseye!
Hee-yah!Copy !req
16. Hold him steady!Copy !req
17. Woody, hurry!Copy !req
18. No!Copy !req
19. Glad I could
catch the train!Copy !req
20. Now let's catch
some criminals.Copy !req
21. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
22. (LAUGHS)
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
23. Oh!Copy !req
24. Reach for the sky.Copy !req
25. You can't touch me, Sheriff!Copy !req
26. I brought my attack dog
with a built-in force field.Copy !req
27. Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.Copy !req
28. Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
29. Huh?Copy !req
30. Evil Dr. Pork Chop!Copy !req
31. That's Mr. Evil
Dr. Pork Chop to you.Copy !req
32. "Buzz,
shoot your laser
at my badge."Copy !req
33. "Woody, no.
It'll kill you."
"Just do it!"Copy !req
34. "You're going to jail, Bart."
(YELLS) "Watch out!"Copy !req
35. Mom!Copy !req
36. No, no, no.
Just keep playing.
Just pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
37. Oh, no, Molly!Copy !req
38. No, it's okay, Mom.
It's a 50-foot baby
from outer space.Copy !req
39. And she's on a rampage.
Run for your lives!Copy !req
40. Buster, get out of there.
Does the red light
mean it's going?Copy !req
41. Come on.
Say "Happy birthday"
to Molly.Copy !req
42. Happy birthday!Copy !req
43. Oh, charming.Copy !req
44. Happy birthday!Copy !req
45. Look how tall
you're getting.Copy !req
46. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
47. "I came as fast as I could.
Buzz, behind you!"Copy !req
48. "Got it, Woody."Copy !req
49. Buzz Lightyear
to the rescue!Copy !req
50. "Good work, Buzz."Copy !req
51. Yee-haw!Copy !req
52. Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on.
Get in position.Copy !req
53. Wait! I can't find
my other eye.Copy !req
54. All right,
whose foot's in my face?Copy !req
55. It's mine.
Give it back.Copy !req
56. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
57. Buzz! Mind if
I squeeze in
next to ya?Copy !req
58. Yes. No.Copy !req
59. (STAMMERING)
I mean, why would I mind
squeezing next to you?Copy !req
60. Is it hot in here?Copy !req
61. Oh! Here they come!Copy !req
62. Sarge, you got it?Copy !req
63. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
64. Hooray!Copy !req
65. Careful. Careful!Copy !req
66. Ooh!
Oh!Copy !req
67. All right, guys.
We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?Copy !req
68. We're ready, Woody.
Let's do it!Copy !req
69. Okay, Buzz.
Make the call.Copy !req
70. Target is on approach.Copy !req
71. Just like
we rehearsed it, guys.Copy !req
72. Hello?Copy !req
73. Hello? Anyone there?Copy !req
74. (GROANS) Molly,
stay out of my room!Copy !req
75. I wasn't
in your room.Copy !req
76. Then who was messing
with my stuff?Copy !req
77. It wasn't me.Copy !req
78. MR.
Well, that went well.Copy !req
79. He held me!
He actually held me!Copy !req
80. Oh,
this is just sad.Copy !req
81. MR.
Who we kidding?
The kid's 17 years old.Copy !req
82. We ain't ever
getting played with.Copy !req
83. Guys, hey, hold up.Copy !req
84. We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!Copy !req
85. (GROANS) Not again!Copy !req
86. Oh, come on. Slink,
gather everyone up.Copy !req
87. Uh, we are
gathered, Woody.Copy !req
88. Okay. First off,Copy !req
89. we all knew
Operation Playtime
was a long shot.Copy !req
90. More like a misfire.Copy !req
91. But we've always said
this job isn't about getting
played with. It's about...Copy !req
92. Being there for Andy.
We know.Copy !req
93. But we can
try again! Right?Copy !req
94. I'm calling it, guys.
We're closing up shop.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. Andy's going to
college any day now.Copy !req
97. That was our last shot.
(UNHAPPILY) Oh.Copy !req
98. We're going
into attic mode, folks.Copy !req
99. Keep your accessories
with you at all times.Copy !req
100. Spare parts, batteries,
anything you need for
an orderly transition.Copy !req
101. Orderly?
Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!Copy !req
102. Hey, hey, hey, now.
Come on, guys.Copy !req
103. We all knew this
day was coming.Copy !req
104. Yeah, but now it's here.Copy !req
105. Look, every toy
goes through this.
No one wants to see...Copy !req
106. Hey, Sarge!
What are you doing?Copy !req
107. War's over, folks.
Me and the boys
are moving on.Copy !req
108. Moving on?
You're going AWOL?Copy !req
109. We done our duty.
Andy's grown up.Copy !req
110. And let's face it,
when the trash bags
come out,Copy !req
111. we army guys are
the first to go.Copy !req
112. Trash bags?
Who said anything
about trash bags?Copy !req
113. It has been an honor
serving with you.
Good luck, folks.Copy !req
114. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
115. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
116. (YELPS) We're getting
thrown away?Copy !req
117. No. No one's getting
thrown away.Copy !req
118. MR.
How do you know?Copy !req
119. (GASPING)
We're being abandoned!Copy !req
120. We'll be fine, Jessie.Copy !req
121. So why did Sarge leave?Copy !req
122. Should we leave?Copy !req
123. I thought we were
going to the attic.Copy !req
124. Oh, I hate
all this uncertainty!Copy !req
125. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute. Quiet!Copy !req
126. No one's getting
thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.Copy !req
127. I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends
along the way.Copy !req
128. Wheezy and Etch and...Copy !req
129. Bo Peep?Copy !req
130. Yeah. Even Bo.Copy !req
131. All good toys
who've gone on
to new owners.Copy !req
132. But through every yard sale,
every spring cleaning,
Andy held on to us!Copy !req
133. He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
134. You wait. Andy's gonna
tuck us in the attic.
It'll be safe and warm...Copy !req
135. And we'll all
be together.Copy !req
136. Exactly!Copy !req
137. There's games up there,
and books, and...Copy !req
138. The race car track!Copy !req
139. The race car track.
Thank you!Copy !req
140. And the old TV.Copy !req
141. There you go,
the old TV.Copy !req
142. And those guys from
the Christmas decorations box.
They're fun, right?Copy !req
143. (MR. POTATO HEAD MUMBLES)
Yeah.Copy !req
144. And someday, if we're lucky,
Andy may have kids of his own.Copy !req
145. And he'll play
with us then, right?Copy !req
146. We'll always be
there for him.Copy !req
147. Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts
together, get ready,Copy !req
148. and go out
on a high note.Copy !req
149. I'd better find
my other eye.Copy !req
150. Where'd you
leave it this time?Copy !req
151. Someplace dark.
And dusty.Copy !req
152. Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.Copy !req
153. Don't worry.
Andy's gonna take care
of us. I guarantee it!Copy !req
154. You guarantee it, huh?Copy !req
155. I don't know, Buzz.
What else could I say?Copy !req
156. Well, whatever happens,
at least we'll all
be together.Copy !req
157. For infinity and beyond.Copy !req
158. Can I have
your stereo?
No.Copy !req
159. Why not?
'Cause I'm
taking it with me.Copy !req
160. Can I have
your computer?
No.Copy !req
161. Your video games?Copy !req
162. Forget it, Molly.Copy !req
163. Okay. Andy,
let's get to work here.Copy !req
164. Anything you're not taking
to college either goes
in the attic, or it's trash.Copy !req
165. Mom, I'm not leaving
till Friday.Copy !req
166. Come on.
It's garbage day.Copy !req
167. Mom.
Look, it's simple.Copy !req
168. Skateboard, college.
Little League trophy,
probably attic.Copy !req
169. Apple core, trash.
You can do the rest.Copy !req
170. Why do you still
have these toys?Copy !req
171. (SIGHS) Molly,
out of my room!Copy !req
172. Three more days
and it's mine!Copy !req
173. Molly, you're not
off the hook either.Copy !req
174. You have more toys
than you know
what to do with.Copy !req
175. Some of them could make
other kids really happy.Copy !req
176. What kids?Copy !req
177. The children at the daycare.
They're always asking
for donations.Copy !req
178. What's daycare?
(WOODY SHUSHING)Copy !req
179. Mom.
No buts.Copy !req
180. You choose the toys
you want to donate,Copy !req
181. I'll drop them off
at Sunnyside.Copy !req
182. Poor Barbie.Copy !req
183. I get the Corvette.Copy !req
184. Andy, come on.
You need to start
making decisions.Copy !req
185. Like what?Copy !req
186. Like what are you
gonna do
with these toys?Copy !req
187. Should we donate
them to Sunnyside?
No.Copy !req
188. Maybe sell them online?Copy !req
189. Mom, no one's gonna
want those old toys.Copy !req
190. They're junk.Copy !req
191. Fine.
You have till Friday.Copy !req
192. Anything that's not
packed for college
or in the atticCopy !req
193. is getting thrown out.Copy !req
194. (SIGHS)
Whatever you say, Mom.Copy !req
195. What's happening?
We're getting
thrown out, you idiot.Copy !req
196. That's what's happening.Copy !req
197. You need a hand?
I got it.Copy !req
198. Here.Copy !req
199. So, you gonna miss me
when I'm gone?Copy !req
200. If I say no,
do I still get
your room?Copy !req
201. Nope.Copy !req
202. Then, yes,
I'll miss you.Copy !req
203. (GASPING)
I can't breathe!Copy !req
204. Oh, this can't
be happening!Copy !req
205. Quiet! What's that sound?Copy !req
206. Oh!Copy !req
207. Andy! (SIGHS)Copy !req
208. (GASPS) That's not trash.
That's not trash!Copy !req
209. Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think. Oh!Copy !req
210. Buster!
Come here, boy!
Come here!Copy !req
211. Okay, boy.
To the curb! Hee-yah!Copy !req
212. (STRAINING)
No, Buster! No!Copy !req
213. Get up. Buster!Copy !req
214. Oh!Copy !req
215. We're on the curb!Copy !req
216. Oh, I knew
it would come to this!Copy !req
217. Pull, everyone! Pull!Copy !req
218. It won't rip!
Oh, forget it!Copy !req
219. It's triple-ply,
high-density
polyethylene!Copy !req
220. There's gotta be
a way out!Copy !req
221. Oh, Andy doesn't want us.
What's the point?Copy !req
222. Point. Point. Point!Copy !req
223. Push!Copy !req
224. I can hear
the garbage truck!Copy !req
225. It's getting closer.Copy !req
226. Oh!Copy !req
227. Buzz! Jessie!Copy !req
228. Andy threw us out.Copy !req
229. Like we were garbage.Copy !req
230. Junk. He called us junk.Copy !req
231. How could he?Copy !req
232. This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
233. I should have
seen this coming.
It's Emily all over again.Copy !req
234. Sarge was right.Copy !req
235. Yeah, and Woody
was wrong.Copy !req
236. Wait a minute.
Wait, hold on. This is
no time to be hysterical.Copy !req
237. It's the perfect time
to be hysterical.Copy !req
238. Should we be hysterical?
No!Copy !req
239. Yes!
Maybe!
But not right now!Copy !req
240. Yee-haw! Fellas,
I know what to do.Copy !req
241. What the heck?Copy !req
242. Oh, we should've
done this years ago.Copy !req
243. Jessie, wait.
What about Woody?Copy !req
244. He's fine, Buzz.
Andy's taking him
to college.Copy !req
245. Now we need to go!Copy !req
246. You're right. Come on.Copy !req
247. Buzz?
Woody!Copy !req
248. What's going on?
Don't you know
this box is being donated?Copy !req
249. It's under control, Woody.
We have a plan.Copy !req
250. We're going to daycare!Copy !req
251. Daycare?
What, have you all
lost your marbles?Copy !req
252. Well, didn't you see?
Andy threw us away.Copy !req
253. No, no, no, no.
He was putting you
in the attic.Copy !req
254. Attic? So how did
we end up on the curb?Copy !req
255. That was a mistake.
Andy's mom thought
you were trash.Copy !req
256. Yeah. After he put us
in a trash bag.Copy !req
257. And called us junk!Copy !req
258. Yeah, I know. It looks bad.
But, guys,
you gotta believe me.Copy !req
259. Sure thing,
college boy!Copy !req
260. Andy's moving on, Woody.
It's time we did the same.Copy !req
261. Okay. Out of the box.
Everyone, right now!Copy !req
262. Come on, Buzz.
Give me a hand.Copy !req
263. We gotta get this
thing outta here.Copy !req
264. Woody, wait.
We need to figure out
what's best for everyone.Copy !req
265. Oh, great. Great!
It's gonna take us forever
to get back here.Copy !req
266. Oh, it's all right, Barbie.
You'll be okay.Copy !req
267. Well, Molly and I have been
growing apart for years.Copy !req
268. It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!Copy !req
269. Welcome to the club,
toots.Copy !req
270. Okay, everyone, listen up.
We can get back to Andy's,
but we gotta move fast.Copy !req
271. We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.Copy !req
272. Get it through your
vinyl noggin, Woody.Copy !req
273. Andy doesn't
want us anymore.Copy !req
274. He was putting you
in the attic!Copy !req
275. He left us on the curb!Copy !req
276. All right, calm down!
Both of you!Copy !req
277. Okay, fine. Fine.Copy !req
278. Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.Copy !req
279. Why? What's it like?Copy !req
280. Daycare is a sad,
lonely placeCopy !req
281. for washed-up old toys
who have no owners.Copy !req
282. Quite the charmer,
aren't ya?
Oh, you'll see.Copy !req
283. As soon as we get to daycare,
you'll be begging to go home.Copy !req
284. Can anyone
see anything?Copy !req
285. (GASPS)
There's a playground!Copy !req
286. Wow!Copy !req
287. We hit the jackpot,
Bullseye!Copy !req
288. So much for
sad and lonely, huh?Copy !req
289. Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this
in perspective.Copy !req
290. Perspective?
This place is perfect.Copy !req
291. Woody, it's nice!
See? The door has
a rainbow on it.Copy !req
292. Hey there!Copy !req
293. Wow!Copy !req
294. Haven't seen you
in ages.Copy !req
295. I just wanted to drop
these old toys off.Copy !req
296. Is this Bonnie?
Look how big you are.Copy !req
297. Say hi, sweetie.
Hi.Copy !req
298. Hey, how are your kids?
Molly and Andy?Copy !req
299. Not kids anymore.
Andy's going to college
on Friday.Copy !req
300. What?
Can you believe it?Copy !req
301. You sure
they won't miss these?Copy !req
302. No, they never
get played with.Copy !req
303. You see any kids?Copy !req
304. (GASPS) Where is
she taking us?Copy !req
305. Look!
MR.Wow!Copy !req
306. What? What is it?Copy !req
307. No, no, no.Copy !req
308. What's the matter
with you?Copy !req
309. (EXCLAIMS)
I can't see!Copy !req
310. Okay, everyone.
Recess. Come on!Copy !req
311. Yay!Copy !req
312. So now
what do we do?Copy !req
313. We go back to Andy's.Copy !req
314. Anyone see an exit?Copy !req
315. MR.
Exit, shmexit.
Let's get played with.Copy !req
316. Careful.
These toys might be
jealous of new arrivals.Copy !req
317. I want to see!
Hey!Copy !req
318. Rex!
It's my turn!Copy !req
319. New toys!Copy !req
320. Well, howdy!
Glad to meet ya.Copy !req
321. Buzz Lightyear
at your service.Copy !req
322. (CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
323. Oh. Thank you. May I?Copy !req
324. Ooh! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
325. The claw!Copy !req
326. Well, hello there.
I thought I heard
new voices.Copy !req
327. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.Copy !req
328. But, please,
call me Lotso.Copy !req
329. Buzz Lightyear.
We come in...Copy !req
330. First thing you
gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.Copy !req
331. Oh, look at you all.
You've been through
a lot today, haven't ya?Copy !req
332. Oh, it's been horrible.Copy !req
333. Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.Copy !req
334. We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, second-handedCopy !req
335. and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,Copy !req
336. you'll find being donated
was the best thing
that ever happened to ya.Copy !req
337. Mr. Lotso, do toys here
get played with every day?Copy !req
338. All day long.
Five days a week.Copy !req
339. But what happens
when the kids grow up?Copy !req
340. Well, now, I'll tell ya.Copy !req
341. When the kids get old,
new ones come in.Copy !req
342. When they get old,
new ones replace them.Copy !req
343. You'll never be
outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.Copy !req
344. No owners means
no heartbreak.Copy !req
345. Yee-haw!Copy !req
346. It's a miracle.Copy !req
347. And you wanted us
to stay at Andy's.Copy !req
348. Because we're Andy's toys!Copy !req
349. So you got donated
by this Andy, huh?Copy !req
350. Well, it's his loss, Sheriff.
He can't hurt you no more.Copy !req
351. Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...Copy !req
352. Now, let's get
you all settled in.Copy !req
353. Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New toys!Copy !req
354. Far out!
Down in a jiff, Lotso.Copy !req
355. So, who's ready
for Ken's dream tour?Copy !req
356. Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.Copy !req
357. Folks, if you want to step
right this way...Copy !req
358. Hi, I'm Ken.Copy !req
359. Barbie.
Have we ever met?Copy !req
360. Uh-uh.Copy !req
361. I would've remembered.
(GIGGLES)Copy !req
362. Love your legwarmers.Copy !req
363. Nice ascot.Copy !req
364. Come on, Ken.
Recess don't
last forever.Copy !req
365. Right on, Lotso.
This way, everybody.Copy !req
366. You got a lot to
look forward to, folks.Copy !req
367. The little ones
love new toys.Copy !req
368. What a nice bear.Copy !req
369. And he smells
like strawberries.Copy !req
370. Folks, if I can share,
here at Sunnyside,
we've got,Copy !req
371. well,
just about anything
a toy could ask for.Copy !req
372. Spare parts, superglue,Copy !req
373. and enough fresh batteries to
choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.Copy !req
374. Think you're
getting old?
Wow.Copy !req
375. Well,
stop your worrying.Copy !req
376. Our repair spa
will keep you stuffed,
puffed, and lightly buffed.Copy !req
377. And this, well,
this is where I live.Copy !req
378. It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco,
it's got a dune buggy.Copy !req
379. And a whole room
just for
trying on clothes.Copy !req
380. You have everything!Copy !req
381. Everything except
someone to share it with.Copy !req
382. You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me.
Here we are.Copy !req
383. Well, thank you,
Big Baby.Copy !req
384. Why don't you come meet
our new friends?Copy !req
385. Poor baby.
We were thrown out
together, me and him.Copy !req
386. Abandoned by
the same owner.Copy !req
387. But we don't need owners
at Sunnyside.Copy !req
388. We own ourselves.
We're masters
of our own fate.Copy !req
389. We control
our own destiny.Copy !req
390. Watch out for puddles.Copy !req
391. And here's where you
folks'll be staying.Copy !req
392. The Caterpillar Room.Copy !req
393. Look at this place.
MR.Wow!Copy !req
394. Holy moly guacamole.Copy !req
395. MR.
Jackpot, baby.
(WHISTLES)Copy !req
396. Whoa, puppy!
Hello.Copy !req
397. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
398. It's so beautiful!Copy !req
399. What the...
Oh. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
400. How long's it been
since you all
got played with?Copy !req
401. It's been years.Copy !req
402. Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes,
that bell's gonna ring,Copy !req
403. and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreaming of.Copy !req
404. Play! Real play!
I can't wait!Copy !req
405. Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be heading back.Copy !req
406. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.Copy !req
407. Thank you.
Take care, pinky.Copy !req
408. Goodbye, Mr. Lotso.
Thank you.
Thank you, buddy boy.Copy !req
409. Will I see you again?Copy !req
410. Oh, I'll see you tonightCopy !req
411. in my dreams.Copy !req
412. Ken, let's get a move on.Copy !req
413. Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.Copy !req
414. I know it's crazy.
I know we just met.Copy !req
415. Heck, you don't
know me from G.I. Joe,Copy !req
416. but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...Copy !req
417. Made for each other.
made for each other.Copy !req
418. Yay!
Yes.Copy !req
419. Ken?
Coming, Lotso.Copy !req
420. This is so exciting!Copy !req
421. Sounds like kids to me.Copy !req
422. Oh, I want
to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?Copy !req
423. How many you reckon
are out there?Copy !req
424. MRS.
They sound so sweet.Copy !req
425. Look, everyone,
it's nice here,
I admit.Copy !req
426. But we need to go home.Copy !req
427. We can have a whole
new life here, Woody.Copy !req
428. A chance to make
kids happy again.Copy !req
429. Why don't you stay?Copy !req
430. Yeah, Woody.
Stay with us.Copy !req
431. Come on, Woodster!
You'll get played with.Copy !req
432. I can't. No.
Stay here.Copy !req
433. You can make
a new kid happy.Copy !req
434. No, no.
Guys, really. No!Copy !req
435. I have a kid.
You have a kid. Andy!Copy !req
436. And if he wants
us at college,
or in the attic,Copy !req
437. well, then, our job
is to be there for him.Copy !req
438. Now, I'm going home.Copy !req
439. Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
440. Buzz?Copy !req
441. Our mission with Andy
is complete, Woody.Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. And what's important now
is we stay together.Copy !req
444. We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Andy!Copy !req
445. Look under your boot, Buzz.
You, too, Jessie.Copy !req
446. Whose name
is written there?Copy !req
447. Maybe Andy doesn't
care about us anymore.Copy !req
448. Of course, he does.
He cares about all of you!Copy !req
449. He was putting you
in the attic. I saw.Copy !req
450. You can't just turn
your back on him now!Copy !req
451. Woody, wake up! It's over!
Andy is all grown up!Copy !req
452. Okay, fine. Perfect.Copy !req
453. I can't believe
how selfish you all are.Copy !req
454. So this is it?
After all we've
been through.Copy !req
455. Bullseye, no.
You need to stay.Copy !req
456. Bullseye, no,
I said, "Stay!"Copy !req
457. (SIGHS) Look,Copy !req
458. I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay?
Now, stay.Copy !req
459. Bonnie?Copy !req
460. Bonnie?Copy !req
461. I gotta go.Copy !req
462. Bonnie, you in here?Copy !req
463. Come on. Come on.
Oh, no, no.Copy !req
464. What... What the heck?Copy !req
465. Now, that's better.Copy !req
466. Bonnie!Copy !req
467. Bluebells,
cockleshells...Copy !req
468. There you are. Come on, honey.
It's time to go home.Copy !req
469. Oh! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
470. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
471. Bluebells, cockleshells.
Eenie, miny...Copy !req
472. You're my favorite deputy.Copy !req
473. Bonnie!
Coming!Copy !req
474. (GROANS) Great.Copy !req
475. Oh, it's gonna be
okay, Bullseye.Copy !req
476. Woody's going to
college with Andy.
It's what he's always wanted.Copy !req
477. Ah, he's crazy.
College is
no place for a toy.Copy !req
478. Toys are for playtime.Copy !req
479. Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!Copy !req
480. How many?
There must be dozens.Copy !req
481. (EXCLAIMS)
I can hardly wait!Copy !req
482. Places, everyone!Copy !req
483. At last!
I'm gonna get played with!Copy !req
484. Uh, Rex?Copy !req
485. Come to papa.Copy !req
486. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
487. I'd like to join
your posse, boys,Copy !req
488. but first I'm gonna
sing a little song.Copy !req
489. A sheriff!Copy !req
490. Move over,
Mr. Pricklepants.Copy !req
491. We have a guest.
You want some coffee?Copy !req
492. It's good for you.
But don't drink too much,Copy !req
493. or you'll have to...
Have to...Copy !req
494. Be right back!Copy !req
495. Psst! Hey, hello?
Hi. Excuse me.Copy !req
496. Can you tell me
where I am?Copy !req
497. The guy's just
asking a question.Copy !req
498. Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to
stay in character.Copy !req
499. My name's Buttercup.
You've met
Baron von Shush.Copy !req
500. Hello, I'm Trixie.Copy !req
501. Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
502. We're either in
a cafe in ParisCopy !req
503. or a coffee shop
in New Jersey.Copy !req
504. I'm pretty sure
I just came back
from the doctorCopy !req
505. with life-changing news.Copy !req
506. We do a lot of improv here.
Just stay loose, have fun,
you'll be fine.Copy !req
507. (TOILET FLUSHING)
No. I...Copy !req
508. Who wants lunch?Copy !req
509. Bee-boop-bee-boop.Copy !req
510. It has
a secret ingredient.
Jelly beans.Copy !req
511. Somebody's poisoned
the water hole.Copy !req
512. (GASPS) Poison?
Who would do
such a mean thing?Copy !req
513. (EXCLAIMS)
The scary witch!
Look out!Copy !req
514. She's using
her witch-y powers!Copy !req
515. "I know where to hide."Copy !req
516. She'll never
find us in here.Copy !req
517. What's wrong?Copy !req
518. She found us!
We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!Copy !req
519. You're doing great!Copy !req
520. Are you classically-trained?Copy !req
521. Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!Copy !req
522. There is no way out.Copy !req
523. Just kidding.
Door's right over there.Copy !req
524. Well, cowboy,
you just jumped right in,
didn't ya? I'm Dolly.Copy !req
525. Uh, Woody.
Woody?Copy !req
526. Really? You're gonna
stick with that?Copy !req
527. 'Cause now's your
chance to change it,
new room and all.Copy !req
528. That's coming from
a doll named Dolly.Copy !req
529. Who's the new guy?
Are you a real cowboy?Copy !req
530. Well, actually...Copy !req
531. 'Course he's not,
pea brain.Copy !req
532. He don't even
have a hat.Copy !req
533. I do too have...
(GASPS) My hat!Copy !req
534. Told ya.Copy !req
535. I found a spaceship!Copy !req
536. Showtime.Copy !req
537. Quick, get in.
Fasten your seat belts.Copy !req
538. Close your tray tables.
Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.Copy !req
539. Three, two, one,
blastoff!Copy !req
540. Yee-haw!Copy !req
541. You saved us, cowboy.
You're our hero.Copy !req
542. Oh, I got a kink
in my slink.Copy !req
543. (EXCLAIMS) My tail!
Where's my tail?Copy !req
544. Someone need a hand?Copy !req
545. Where's my nose?
Here it is.Copy !req
546. Here's your arm.
Give me that.
That's mine.Copy !req
547. Honey, the mustache?Copy !req
548. I don't recall playtime
being quite that strenuous.Copy !req
549. Andy never played
with us like that.Copy !req
550. We're just gonna
have to make
the best of it.Copy !req
551. But these toddlers,
they don't know
how to play with us.Copy !req
552. They're too young!Copy !req
553. Yeah, they're sticky.Copy !req
554. Well, we should be
in the Butterfly Room.Copy !req
555. MRS.
With the big kids!Copy !req
556. MR.
That's right.Copy !req
557. Yeah, you said it.
We'll get this
straightened out.Copy !req
558. I'll go talk to Lotso
about moving us
to the other room.Copy !req
559. Blast. Try that one.Copy !req
560. It's locked!Copy !req
561. Same here.
Try the windows.Copy !req
562. Negatory.
It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.Copy !req
563. Finest childproof lock
in the world.Copy !req
564. We're trapped!Copy !req
565. Wait. Did anyone notice
the transom?Copy !req
566. Oh, great.
How do we get up there?Copy !req
567. All right, everyone.
On three! One, two...Copy !req
568. Three!
Whoa!Copy !req
569. Let go!Copy !req
570. Go!Copy !req
571. He did it!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
572. (LAUGHS) Way to go, Buzz!Copy !req
573. (CHUCKLING)
Yeah, you think
they had a fun playtime?Copy !req
574. (SHUSHES)
They might hear you.Copy !req
575. Okay, now you start.
I...Copy !req
576. Love...
You.Copy !req
577. See? That time,
I said "love."
Okay, now me first.Copy !req
578. Okay.
I...Copy !req
579. Love...
You.Copy !req
580. You see what I mean?
It changes every time.Copy !req
581. You are so smart.Copy !req
582. Come on, Romeo.
We're late.Copy !req
583. I'll wait up for you.
Kisses!Copy !req
584. All right, place your bets.
Come on, everybody.Copy !req
585. Come on. Any splits?
Heya. Bring it here.Copy !req
586. All right.
Here we go.Copy !req
587. Come on, horsey,
come on!Copy !req
588. Come on, turkey,
come on, turkey.Copy !req
589. Gobble, gobble, baby.
Come on, horsey.Copy !req
590. Come on, duck.Copy !req
591. All right, that's it.
No more bets.
Come on! Right here.Copy !req
592. Let me have the duck,
let me have the duck,
let me have the duck!Copy !req
593. Here is a duck.
(DUCK QUACKS)Copy !req
594. I won!
Ah, man!Copy !req
595. Well, Stretch
takes the round.Copy !req
596. You lost! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
597. Okay, minimum bet,
five Monopoly.Copy !req
598. Coyote's wild.
Here, here.Copy !req
599. Two greens here.
Changing
two double A's.Copy !req
600. Hey, what do you guys
think of the new recruits?
Any keepers?Copy !req
601. Oh, please! Landfill!Copy !req
602. Cowgirl? Dinosaur?
Toddler fodder.Copy !req
603. But that space guy,
he could be useful.Copy !req
604. He ain't the sharpest knife
in the place where
they keep the knives.Copy !req
605. Neither are you, Chunk.Copy !req
606. You got a little
keeper yourself,
didn't you, Ken?Copy !req
607. Hey, lay off, Twitch.
Barbie's different.Copy !req
608. Aw, Mr. Softy
over here.Copy !req
609. What do you expect
from a girl's toy?Copy !req
610. I'm not a girl's toy!
I'm not!Copy !req
611. Why do you guys
keep saying that?Copy !req
612. Ah, all them toys
are disposable.Copy !req
613. We'll be lucky
if they last us a week.Copy !req
614. Well, well.
Looky who we have here.Copy !req
615. Let me go!Copy !req
616. Take him to the library.Copy !req
617. No!Copy !req
618. (QUIETLY) 1225 Sycamore.Copy !req
619. Psst. Woody,
what are you doing?Copy !req
620. I gotta get outta here.
You're leaving?Copy !req
621. But didn't you
have fun today?Copy !req
622. Well, of course I did,
more than I've had in years,Copy !req
623. but, you see,
I belong to
someone else.Copy !req
624. Who's "Yid-nuh"?Copy !req
625. I believe
it's pronounced
"Yid-nay."Copy !req
626. Guys, it says "Andy."Copy !req
627. He's my Bonnie.Copy !req
628. And he's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.Copy !req
629. Where's home?Copy !req
630. Elm Street. 234 Elm.Copy !req
631. You guys have a map?Copy !req
632. We're on it,
cowboy. Trixie?Copy !req
633. I'll fire up the computer.Copy !req
634. Unhand me, you cowards!
I demand to talk to Lotso!Copy !req
635. Zip it, Buck Rogers.Copy !req
636. You don't talk to Lotso
till we say you can...Copy !req
637. Ken? What's going on here?
Why is this toy tied up?Copy !req
638. (STAMMERS)
He got out, Lotso.Copy !req
639. "Got out"? Oh, no.Copy !req
640. This isn't
how we treat our guests.Copy !req
641. F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.
There you go.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
642. Lotso, there's
been a mistake.Copy !req
643. A mistake?Copy !req
644. The children in
the Caterpillar Room
are not age-appropriateCopy !req
645. for me and my friends.Copy !req
646. We respectfully request
a transfer to
the Butterfly Room.Copy !req
647. Well, request granted!Copy !req
648. But, Lotso...Copy !req
649. Hush now, Kenneth.Copy !req
650. This toy's
shown initiative,
leadership.Copy !req
651. Why, I'd say we've found
ourselves a keeper.Copy !req
652. Hear that, everyone?
We got a keeper!Copy !req
653. We're calling you up
to the big leagues, son.Copy !req
654. From now on, you'll have
anything you want.Copy !req
655. Excellent.
I'll go get my friends.Copy !req
656. Whoa, whoa.
Hold on there, boss.Copy !req
657. Those Caterpillar kids
need someone to play with.Copy !req
658. But my friends
don't belong there.Copy !req
659. Oh, none of us do,
I agree.Copy !req
660. Which is why,
for the good of
our community,Copy !req
661. we ask the newer toys,
the stronger ones,Copy !req
662. to take on the hardships
the rest of us
can't bear anymore.Copy !req
663. Well, I guess
that makes sense.Copy !req
664. But I can't accept.
We're a family.
We stay together.Copy !req
665. Family man, huh?
I understand.Copy !req
666. Put him back in
the timeout chair.Copy !req
667. What are ya...
Unhand me!Copy !req
668. Bring in the Bookworm.Copy !req
669. Ah! Here it is.Copy !req
670. It was filed under
"Lightyear."Copy !req
671. Let's see here.Copy !req
672. "Accessories.
Maintenance."
Oh. Here we go.Copy !req
673. "Remove screws to access
battery compartment."Copy !req
674. What are you doing?Copy !req
675. Stop!
Let go of me! Ow!Copy !req
676. "To return your Buzz Lightyear
action figure to its
original factory settings..."Copy !req
677. No!Copy !req
678. "... slide the switch
from Play to Demo."Copy !req
679. Stop! No! No! No!Copy !req
680. (GASPS) What was that?Copy !req
681. Sounds like it came
from the hall.Copy !req
682. I'll see what it was.Copy !req
683. What do you see?
Anything?Copy !req
684. MRS.No,
just a dark hallway and...
(GASPS) Wait. Wait!Copy !req
685. I see Andy!Copy !req
686. What?
That's impossible.Copy !req
687. No, no,
I really see him.
In his room.Copy !req
688. (GASPS) My other eye!
The one I left behind.Copy !req
689. This is so weird.
He's packing up.Copy !req
690. Uh-oh.
Oh, here comes Buster.
Out of the way! Get away!Copy !req
691. Okay, Andy's out
in the hall.Copy !req
692. He's looking
in the attic.Copy !req
693. Wait, there's Mom.
Why is he so upset?Copy !req
694. Oh, no!
Oh, this is terrible!Copy !req
695. He's looking for us.
Andy's looking for us!Copy !req
696. He's looking for us?Copy !req
697. So Andy does want us.
I knew it! I just knew it!Copy !req
698. I think he did mean
to put us in the attic.Copy !req
699. Well, then,
Woody was telling
the truth.Copy !req
700. Holy cow!
And you didn't
believe him.Copy !req
701. Hey, you didn't
believe him first!Copy !req
702. Guys, we gotta...
We gotta go home!Copy !req
703. Lotso!
Hey, there.Copy !req
704. How y'all doing
this fine evening?Copy !req
705. (SIGHS) Thank goodness!
Have you seen Buzz?Copy !req
706. There's been a mistake.
We have to go.Copy !req
707. Go? Why, you just got here.
In the nick of time, too.Copy !req
708. We were running low
on volunteers
for the little ones.Copy !req
709. They just love new toys,
now, don't they?Copy !req
710. "Love"?
We've been chewed,
kicked, drooled on.Copy !req
711. Just look at
my pocketbook!Copy !req
712. Hmm.Copy !req
713. Well, here's the thing,
sweet potato.
You ain't leaving Sunnyside.Copy !req
714. "Sweet potato"!
Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
715. I have over 30 accessories,
and I deserve more respect...Copy !req
716. Ah... That's better.Copy !req
717. Hey, no one takes
my wife's mouth,
except me.Copy !req
718. Give it back,
you furry air freshener!Copy !req
719. Come on, guys.
We're going home.Copy !req
720. Whoa there, missy.Copy !req
721. You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
722. Oh, yeah?
And who's gonna stop us?Copy !req
723. Buzz! You're back!Copy !req
724. Hoo-yah!
Buzz?Copy !req
725. Hey!Copy !req
726. Look out!Copy !req
727. What are you, nuts?Copy !req
728. Buzz!Copy !req
729. Prisoners disabled,
Commander Lotso!Copy !req
730. Buzz, what are you doing?Copy !req
731. Silence,
minions of Zurg!Copy !req
732. You're in the custody of
the Galactic Alliance!Copy !req
733. "Zurg"?
"Galactic Alliance"?Copy !req
734. Oh, boy.Copy !req
735. Good work, Lightyear.
Now, lock 'em up!Copy !req
736. Yes, sir!Copy !req
737. (EXCLAIMING)
Ow!Copy !req
738. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
739. Buzz!
We're your friends!Copy !req
740. Spare me your lies,
temptress.Copy !req
741. Your emperor's defeated,Copy !req
742. and I'm immune to
your bewitching
good looks.Copy !req
743. Hey, Mongo!
Keep your paws
off my wife!Copy !req
744. Hey! Let go of me,
you drooling doofus!Copy !req
745. Not him.Copy !req
746. I think this potato
needs to learn himself
some manners.Copy !req
747. Take him to the box.Copy !req
748. Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Where are you taking me?Copy !req
749. Bad baby! Bad baby!Copy !req
750. Ken? What's going on?Copy !req
751. Barbie!
I told you to wait
in the Dream House.Copy !req
752. What are you doing
to my friends?Copy !req
753. Get in there!Copy !req
754. Barbie, wait!
Don't touch me.Copy !req
755. We're through!
Barbie! I did...Copy !req
756. And give me
my scarf back!
Ow!Copy !req
757. Lightyear! Explain our
overnight accommodations.Copy !req
758. Sir, yes, sir!
Prisoners sleep
in their cells.Copy !req
759. Any prisoner
caught outside their cell
spends the night in the box.Copy !req
760. Roll call at dusk and dawn.Copy !req
761. Any prisoner misses roll call,
spends the night in the box.Copy !req
762. Prisoners do not speak
unless spoken to.Copy !req
763. Any prisoner talks back,
spends the night...Copy !req
764. In the box! We get it.Copy !req
765. At ease, soldier.
They're neutralized.Copy !req
766. But remember,
they'll say anything
to make you doubt yourself.Copy !req
767. Don't worry, Commander.Copy !req
768. Any doubt I had
got pounded out of me
at the academy.Copy !req
769. Listen up, folks.Copy !req
770. We got a way
of doing things
here at Sunnyside.Copy !req
771. If you start at the bottom,
pay your dues,Copy !req
772. life here can be
a dream come true!Copy !req
773. But if you
break our rules,
step outta line,Copy !req
774. try to check out early,
well, you're just
hurting yourselves.Copy !req
775. Woody!
What did you do to him?Copy !req
776. You all get
a good night's rest.Copy !req
777. You got a full day
of playtime tomorrow.Copy !req
778. 1225 Syca...Copy !req
779. Who's Velocistar237?Copy !req
780. Oh! That's just
a dinosaur toy
down the street.Copy !req
781. That's nothing.
Let me just
take care of that.Copy !req
782. Just a dinosaur.
All right.Copy !req
783. Sycamore. Okay, enter!Copy !req
784. Please don't be far.
Please, please!Copy !req
785. Right around the corner?
It's right around the corner!Copy !req
786. Yay!Copy !req
787. I'm going to college!
Look at me! I'm big toy
on campus! Hello!Copy !req
788. Hey, I'll see you
at the sock hop.Copy !req
789. Okay, Potsie.Copy !req
790. Hey, listen.
If any of you guys ever
get to Sunnyside Daycare,Copy !req
791. you tell 'em
Woody made it home.Copy !req
792. You came from Sunnyside?Copy !req
793. But how'd you escape?Copy !req
794. Well, it wasn't easy.Copy !req
795. What do you
mean "escape"?Copy !req
796. Sunnyside is a place
of ruin and despair.Copy !req
797. Ruled by an evil bear
who smells of strawberries.Copy !req
798. Lotso?Copy !req
799. The guy may seem
plush and huggable
on the outside,Copy !req
800. but inside,
he's a monster.Copy !req
801. But... How do
you know that?Copy !req
802. Chuckles.
He'll tell you.Copy !req
803. Yeah, I knew Lotso.Copy !req
804. He was a good toy.
A friend.Copy !req
805. Me and him, we had
the same kid, Daisy.Copy !req
806. I was there when
Lotso got unwrapped.Copy !req
807. Daisy loved us all.Copy !req
808. But Lotso,Copy !req
809. Lotso was special.Copy !req
810. They did
everything together.Copy !req
811. You've never seen
a kid and a toy
more in love.Copy !req
812. One day, we took a drive.Copy !req
813. Hit a rest stop.
Had a little playtime.Copy !req
814. After lunch,
Daisy fell asleep.Copy !req
815. She never came back.Copy !req
816. Lotso wouldn't give up.Copy !req
817. It took forever,
but we finally made it
back to Daisy's.Copy !req
818. But by then,
it was too late.Copy !req
819. Something changed that day
inside Lotso.Copy !req
820. Something snapped.Copy !req
821. She replaced us.
Come on!Copy !req
822. No, she only
replaced you!Copy !req
823. She replaced all of us.Copy !req
824. Didn't she?Copy !req
825. She don't love you
no more!Copy !req
826. Now come on!Copy !req
827. We were lost. Cast off.
Unloved. Unwanted.Copy !req
828. Then we found Sunnyside.Copy !req
829. But Lotso wasn't
my friend anymore.Copy !req
830. He wasn't anyone's friend.Copy !req
831. He took over Sunnyside
and rigged the whole system.Copy !req
832. So how'd you get out?Copy !req
833. I got broke.
Bonnie found me,
took me home.Copy !req
834. Other toys,
they weren't so lucky.Copy !req
835. It ain't right
what Lotso done.
New toys,Copy !req
836. they don't stand a chance.Copy !req
837. But my friends
are in there.Copy !req
838. You can't go back.Copy !req
839. Returning now
would be suicide!Copy !req
840. But what about
your Andy?Copy !req
841. Isn't he leaving
for college?Copy !req
842. Quiet, musical hog!
Knock it off!Copy !req
843. Oh, Bullseye.
I miss Woody, too.Copy !req
844. But he ain't
ever coming back.Copy !req
845. Rise and shine, campers!Copy !req
846. Commander Lotso, sir!Copy !req
847. All quiet,
nothing to report.Copy !req
848. Excellent, Lightyear.
Come on.Copy !req
849. We need ya back
at Star Command.Copy !req
850. Wait! What've you done
with my husband?Copy !req
851. Big Baby.Copy !req
852. MRS.(GASPS)
Sweetheart!Copy !req
853. It was cold and dark.
Nothing but sand and
a couple of Lincoln Logs.Copy !req
854. Uh, I don't think
those were Lincoln Logs.Copy !req
855. You all get ready.
You got a play-date
with destiny!Copy !req
856. Uh, hello?Copy !req
857. You shouldn't have
come back, cowboy.Copy !req
858. They've cracked down hard
since you left.
More guards, more patrols.Copy !req
859. You and your friends
ain't ever getting
out of here now.Copy !req
860. I made it out once.Copy !req
861. You got lucky once.
Want my advice?Copy !req
862. Keep your heads down.
You'll survive.Copy !req
863. Yeah, for how long?Copy !req
864. I've been here years.Copy !req
865. They'll never break me.Copy !req
866. There's only one way
toys leave this place.Copy !req
867. Poor fella.
Trash truck
comes at dawn.Copy !req
868. Then it's off
to the dump.Copy !req
869. Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.Copy !req
870. But we have a kid
waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.Copy !req
871. If you'd help us,
one toy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.Copy !req
872. Well, if you're gonna get out,Copy !req
873. first thing you gotta
get through's the doors.Copy !req
874. Locked, every night.
Inside and out.Copy !req
875. Keys are left
on a hook
in the office.Copy !req
876. Got it.
What else?Copy !req
877. Lotso has trucks
patrolling all night long.Copy !req
878. Hallway, lobby,
playground.Copy !req
879. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the wall?Copy !req
880. Eight-feet high.Copy !req
881. Cinder block.
No way through it.Copy !req
882. You go over or under.Copy !req
883. That's it?
Doesn't seem so bad.Copy !req
884. It's not.
Your real problem's
the monkey.Copy !req
885. The monkey's
the eye in the sky.Copy !req
886. He sees everything.Copy !req
887. Classrooms.Copy !req
888. Hallways.Copy !req
889. Even the playground.Copy !req
890. You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards,
climb the wall,Copy !req
891. but if you don't
take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
892. You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!Copy !req
893. Recess!
Come on, kids!Copy !req
894. Psst! Psst!Copy !req
895. Hey, guys.Copy !req
896. Woody?
Woody!Copy !req
897. Woody!Copy !req
898. MR.
Hey, hey, hey, buddy!Copy !req
899. MRS.
Thank goodness!Copy !req
900. You're alive!Copy !req
901. 'Course I'm alive!Copy !req
902. Hey, my hat!
Wait, where's Buzz?Copy !req
903. Lotso did
something to him!Copy !req
904. He thinks he's a real
Space Ranger again.Copy !req
905. Oh, no.
Oh, yes.Copy !req
906. Return of the astro-nut.Copy !req
907. Oh, Woody, we were
wrong to leave Andy.
I was wrong.Copy !req
908. Jessie's right, Woody.
She was wrong.Copy !req
909. No, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.Copy !req
910. From now on,
we stick together.Copy !req
911. But Andy's leaving
for college.Copy !req
912. College?
Hog-tie the mailman!Copy !req
913. We gotta get you home
before Andy leaves
tomorrow!Copy !req
914. Tomorrow?
But that means...Copy !req
915. It means
we're busting out
of here, tonight.Copy !req
916. What? Impossible!Copy !req
917. But there's no way
out of here!Copy !req
918. No, there is
one way out.Copy !req
919. One way.Copy !req
920. Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.Copy !req
921. Springy dog.
Present.Copy !req
922. Green guys.
(ALIENS SQUEAKING)Copy !req
923. Cowgirl.Copy !req
924. Here.Copy !req
925. Horse.Copy !req
926. Piggy bank.
Yo.Copy !req
927. Tyrannosaurus.
Here.Copy !req
928. Barbie.
Here.Copy !req
929. Potato Head.Copy !req
930. Potato Head?Copy !req
931. Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-man!
Wake up!Copy !req
932. (GASPS) Impossible!Copy !req
933. Hey!Copy !req
934. Little late for a stroll,
eh, Potato Head?Copy !req
935. That's Mr. Potato Head
to you, smoothie.Copy !req
936. Well, well, well.
You're turning out to beCopy !req
937. quite the troublemaker,
aren't you?Copy !req
938. What did you think
you were gonna do?
Waltz right out of here?Copy !req
939. MR.
Yeah, and I would've
got away with it, too,Copy !req
940. if it weren't for
you meddling toys!Copy !req
941. You ascot-wearing
pink-noser!Copy !req
942. You're not a toy!
You're an accessory!Copy !req
943. You're a purse with legs.Copy !req
944. Ow! Take him back
to the box.Copy !req
945. No! No, not the box!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
946. I didn't mean it!
I like ascots.Copy !req
947. Really. No, no, no!Copy !req
948. Okay, check.Copy !req
949. Good work, Lightyear.
All right, resume your,
uh, space-guy-thingy.Copy !req
950. Yes, sir,
well-groomed man!Copy !req
951. Ken! Ken?Copy !req
952. What do you want?Copy !req
953. I can't take it
here, Ken.Copy !req
954. I wanna go to
the Butterfly Room.
With you!Copy !req
955. Yeah, well,
you should've thought
of that yesterday.Copy !req
956. I was wrong.Copy !req
957. I wanna be with you,
Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.Copy !req
958. (SOBBING)
Please take me away
from this! Take me away!Copy !req
959. Darn it, Barbie!Copy !req
960. Okay, but things are
complicated around here.Copy !req
961. You gotta do
what I say.Copy !req
962. I will, Ken!
I promise!Copy !req
963. Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!Copy !req
964. Go get the tape!Copy !req
965. And this is where
the magic happens.Copy !req
966. Look at all
your clothes!Copy !req
967. I can't believe
you never brought
me up here!Copy !req
968. Tennis whites?
Mission to Mars!Copy !req
969. I know,
I know, I know.Copy !req
970. Check this out!
Kung fu fighting.Copy !req
971. Campus hero
with matching
sports pennant, huh?Copy !req
972. (GASPS) Flower power!
Oh, Ken!Copy !req
973. No one appreciates
clothes here,
Barbie. No one.Copy !req
974. Ken, would you model
a few outfits for me?Copy !req
975. Just a few?Copy !req
976. Rawr!Copy !req
977. Go get the key.Copy !req
978. Where is it,
where is it?Copy !req
979. Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!Copy !req
980. Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
981. Hey!
What do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
982. I told you,
keep your hands
off of my stuff!Copy !req
983. Make a move, porky!Copy !req
984. Hey, hey, hey!
No fighting!
Break it up!Copy !req
985. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
986. Take that,
walnut-brain.Copy !req
987. No wonder you're extinct.Copy !req
988. Hey, you can't
hit each other.
That's my job!Copy !req
989. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
990. Help! Prison riot!Copy !req
991. Get the tortilla.Copy !req
992. Ready?
Ready.Copy !req
993. Uh, Barbie?Copy !req
994. No more games, Ken!
What did Lotso do to Buzz?Copy !req
995. And how do we
switch him back?Copy !req
996. You can't make me talk.
You can't!Copy !req
997. But I'd like to
see you try.Copy !req
998. Let's see.
Hawaiian surf trunks.Copy !req
999. Oh! Barbie!
Those were vintage!Copy !req
1000. It's okay.
All right, go ahead,
rip 'em, I don't care.Copy !req
1001. They're a dime
a dozen.Copy !req
1002. Ooh, glitter tux.Copy !req
1003. Who cares? Who cares?
Sequins are tacky.
Who cares?Copy !req
1004. Oh! A Nehru jacket.Copy !req
1005. (GASPS) Barbie!
Not the Nehru.Copy !req
1006. This is from what, 1967?Copy !req
1007. The groovy formal
collection, yes!Copy !req
1008. What a shame.Copy !req
1009. No!Copy !req
1010. There's an
instruction manual!Copy !req
1011. Lotso switched Buzz
to Demo mode!Copy !req
1012. Where's that manual?Copy !req
1013. I don't know
why this couldn't wait
until morning, Ken,Copy !req
1014. but here you go.Copy !req
1015. Eesh.Copy !req
1016. What's taking
so doggone long?Copy !req
1017. So how do we fix Buzz?Copy !req
1018. What are you
looking at, feathers?Copy !req
1019. Hey! Ow!Copy !req
1020. Yeah, fly away,
you coward.Copy !req
1021. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1022. Well, that's just great.Copy !req
1023. (MUFFLED)
Help! Prison riot!Copy !req
1024. Mayday! Mayday!
Oh, give it up.
No one can hear you.Copy !req
1025. What?
I said, "No one
can hear you."Copy !req
1026. What?
(LOUDLY) He said,
"No one can..."Copy !req
1027. Shush!
Will you be quiet?Copy !req
1028. Woody! You're back!Copy !req
1029. Stop him!
Don't let him get out!Copy !req
1030. Star Command!
I've been taken hostage
by my own prisoners.Copy !req
1031. Quick! Open his back.
There's a switch!Copy !req
1032. Unhand me, Zurg scum!Copy !req
1033. The Galactic Courts
will show you no mercy.Copy !req
1034. It's not working.
Why is it not working?
Where's the manual?Copy !req
1035. Here we go!
There should be a little
hole under the switch.Copy !req
1036. Little hole, got it!Copy !req
1037. "To reset your
Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
1038. "insert paperclip..."Copy !req
1039. Rex, use your finger!Copy !req
1040. What?
(GRUNTING)Copy !req
1041. Okay, now what?
All right, let's see.Copy !req
1042. "Caution. Do not hold button
for more than five seconds."Copy !req
1043. It's not my fault!Copy !req
1044. Now what did you do?Copy !req
1045. I just did
what you told me!Copy !req
1046. Uh... Amigos!
We're all amigos.Copy !req
1047. We gotta
switch him back.Copy !req
1048. Well, how do
we do that?Copy !req
1049. I don't know.
That part's in Spanish.Copy !req
1050. We don't have
time for this.
Come on, El Buzzo.Copy !req
1051. Good luck, cowboy.Copy !req
1052. (GASPS) Here they come.Copy !req
1053. Come on, Buzz!Copy !req
1054. What took you so long?Copy !req
1055. Things got complicated.
Where's Potato Head?Copy !req
1056. We haven't seen him.Copy !req
1057. Buzz.Copy !req
1058. Did you fix Buzz?Copy !req
1059. Uh, sort of.
Behind you.Copy !req
1060. Someone's coming.Copy !req
1061. You would not believe
what I've been
through tonight.Copy !req
1062. Darling! Are you okay?Copy !req
1063. I feel fresh. Healthy.
It's terrible.Copy !req
1064. You've lost weight.
And so tall.Copy !req
1065. Ah! You're a sight
for detachable eyes.Copy !req
1066. All clear.Copy !req
1067. Come on.Copy !req
1068. We're almost there.Copy !req
1069. (WHISPERING)
Back up. Back up!Copy !req
1070. Come on.Copy !req
1071. Woody!Copy !req
1072. Come on.
We're almost there.Copy !req
1073. Buzz, come here.
Give me a lift.Copy !req
1074. Oh, way to go, Buzz.
Come on.Copy !req
1075. Is it safe?Copy !req
1076. I guess I'll find out.Copy !req
1077. Woody? You okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
1078. Come on down.
But not all at once.Copy !req
1079. MR.
What did he say?Copy !req
1080. I think he said,
"All at once."Copy !req
1081. No. No.
No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1082. Geronimo!
Look out!Copy !req
1083. Thanks, Jess.Copy !req
1084. Almost there, guys.Copy !req
1085. Slink, you think
you can make it?Copy !req
1086. Well, I might be old,
but I still got
a spring in my step.Copy !req
1087. He did it!
All right,
Slinkykins.Copy !req
1088. Okay, climb across.Copy !req
1089. You lost, little doggie?Copy !req
1090. Well, well.
Look who's back.Copy !req
1091. I'm sorry, cowboy.Copy !req
1092. They broke me.Copy !req
1093. What are y'all doing?
Running back to your kid?Copy !req
1094. He don't want
you no more.Copy !req
1095. That's a lie.
Is it?Copy !req
1096. Tell me this, Sheriff.Copy !req
1097. If your kid
loves you so much,
why is he leaving?Copy !req
1098. You think you're
special, cowboy?Copy !req
1099. You're a piece of plastic.
You were made to be
thrown away.Copy !req
1100. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
1101. Now, we need toys
in our Caterpillar RoomCopy !req
1102. and you need to
avoid that truck.Copy !req
1103. Why don't you come on back,
join our family again?Copy !req
1104. This isn't a family!
It's a prison!
You're a liar and a bully!Copy !req
1105. And I'd rather
rot in this dumpsterCopy !req
1106. than join any
family of yours!Copy !req
1107. Jessie's right!
Authority should derive from
the consent of the governed,Copy !req
1108. not from
the threat of force.Copy !req
1109. If that's what you want.Copy !req
1110. Barbie! Wait!
Don't do this, Lotso.Copy !req
1111. She's a Barbie doll, Ken.
There's a hundred
million just like her.Copy !req
1112. Not to me, there's not.Copy !req
1113. Oh!Copy !req
1114. Fine. Then why
don't you join her!Copy !req
1115. Oh, Ken!Copy !req
1116. Everyone, listen!Copy !req
1117. Sunnyside could
be cool and groovy
if we treated each other fair.Copy !req
1118. It's Lotso.
He's made us
into a pyramid,Copy !req
1119. and he put
himself on top!Copy !req
1120. Anyone concur with Ken?Copy !req
1121. I didn't throw you away.
Your kid did.Copy !req
1122. Ain't one kid ever
loved a toy, really.Copy !req
1123. Chew on that when
you're at the dump.Copy !req
1124. Wait! What about Daisy?Copy !req
1125. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
1126. Daisy? You used to do
everything with her?Copy !req
1127. Yeah? Then she
threw us out.
No.Copy !req
1128. She lost you.Copy !req
1129. She replaced us!Copy !req
1130. She replaced you.Copy !req
1131. And if you
couldn't have her
then no one could.Copy !req
1132. You lied to Big Baby
and you've been
lying ever since.Copy !req
1133. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
1134. She loved you, Lotso.Copy !req
1135. She never loved me.Copy !req
1136. As much as any kid
ever loved a toy.Copy !req
1137. Mama.Copy !req
1138. What? You want
your mommy back?Copy !req
1139. She never loved you.
Don't be such a baby!Copy !req
1140. Push 'em in.
All of 'em!Copy !req
1141. This is what happens
when you dummies
try to think.Copy !req
1142. We're all just trash,
waiting to be thrown away!
That's all a toy is!Copy !req
1143. Hey, stop it!
Put me down,
you idiot!Copy !req
1144. No! Wait a minute!
Big Baby, wait!Copy !req
1145. He's gone!Copy !req
1146. Holy cow.Copy !req
1147. Come on. Hurry!Copy !req
1148. Oh, for crying out loud!Copy !req
1149. (EXCLAIMS)
Woody!Copy !req
1150. Oh, boy. Incoming!Copy !req
1151. Come on!Copy !req
1152. Barbie, no!Copy !req
1153. Woody!Copy !req
1154. No!Copy !req
1155. Can you hear me?
Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1156. MR.
Of course not, you imbecile.
We're doomed!Copy !req
1157. Everyone, go to Buzz.
Come on.Copy !req
1158. We all here?
Slinky? Rex?Copy !req
1159. Against the wall,
everybody. Quick!Copy !req
1160. Buzz!Copy !req
1161. They'll never make it!Copy !req
1162. Look out!Copy !req
1163. Buzz!Copy !req
1164. Anyone see him?Copy !req
1165. Over here, y'all.
I found him.Copy !req
1166. Buzz, you okay?Copy !req
1167. Buzz!Copy !req
1168. (IN ENGLISH)
That wasn't me, was it?Copy !req
1169. Oh, Buzz, you're back!
You're back, you're back,
you're back, you're back!Copy !req
1170. Yes, I'm back.
Where have I been?Copy !req
1171. Beyond infinity,
Space Ranger.Copy !req
1172. Woody!
So where are we now?Copy !req
1173. In a garbage truck
on the way to the dump!Copy !req
1174. Hold on,
we're going in!Copy !req
1175. You got all
your pieces?Copy !req
1176. The claw!Copy !req
1177. MRS.My babies!
Hey, guys! No! No!Copy !req
1178. No!
(MRS. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)Copy !req
1179. Hang on!Copy !req
1180. Woody! What do we do?Copy !req
1181. We'll be okay
if we stay togeth...Copy !req
1182. Woody!
Slinky!Copy !req
1183. It's a magnet!
Watch out!Copy !req
1184. Don't worry, Slink,
we'll get you down.Copy !req
1185. You might wanna
take a look at this.Copy !req
1186. Quick!
Grab something metal!Copy !req
1187. You heard the guy.Copy !req
1188. It's not working!Copy !req
1189. Help! Help me.
I'm stuck!Copy !req
1190. Help, please! Help!Copy !req
1191. Woody!Copy !req
1192. Thank you.
Don't thank me yet.Copy !req
1193. Woody!Copy !req
1194. Go, go!Copy !req
1195. Thank you, Sheriff.Copy !req
1196. We're all
in this together.Copy !req
1197. Right, guys?Copy !req
1198. Guys?Copy !req
1199. Woody! Down here!Copy !req
1200. Woody!Copy !req
1201. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1202. Woody, look.
I can see daylight.Copy !req
1203. We're gonna be okay!Copy !req
1204. Hey!Copy !req
1205. I don't think
that's daylight.Copy !req
1206. Run!Copy !req
1207. Sheriff!
The button! Help me!Copy !req
1208. Come on!Copy !req
1209. Go! Hit the button!Copy !req
1210. Hurry!Copy !req
1211. Just push it!
Push it!
Push it!Copy !req
1212. Where's your kid
now, Sheriff?Copy !req
1213. No!Copy !req
1214. Lotso!Copy !req
1215. No!Copy !req
1216. Rex!Copy !req
1217. Buzz! What do we do?Copy !req
1218. The claw.Copy !req
1219. You know all that
bad stuff I said
about Andy's attic?Copy !req
1220. I take it all back.Copy !req
1221. You're darn tooting.
You said it.Copy !req
1222. Oh, darling.
You were so brave.Copy !req
1223. You saved our lives.Copy !req
1224. And we are
eternally grateful.Copy !req
1225. My boys!Copy !req
1226. Daddy!Copy !req
1227. Hey! Where's that
fur ball Lotso?Copy !req
1228. Yeah. I'd like to
loosen his stitching.Copy !req
1229. Forget it, guys.
He's not worth it.Copy !req
1230. Hey!
What you got?Copy !req
1231. I had me one of these
when I was a kid.Copy !req
1232. Strawberries.Copy !req
1233. Hey, buddy.
You might wanna
keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
1234. Come on, Woody.
We gotta get you home.Copy !req
1235. That's right,
college boy.Copy !req
1236. Wait.Copy !req
1237. What about you guys?
I mean,Copy !req
1238. maybe the attic's
not such a great idea.Copy !req
1239. We're Andy's toys,
Woody.Copy !req
1240. We'll be there
for him, together.Copy !req
1241. I just hope
he hasn't left yet.Copy !req
1242. MRS.
Wait a minute!Copy !req
1243. Wait, I'll check!Copy !req
1244. Andy's still packing.Copy !req
1245. (GASPS)
But he's almost done!Copy !req
1246. He lives halfway
across town.Copy !req
1247. We'll never get
there in time!Copy !req
1248. Come on, Buster.Copy !req
1249. Is that it, honey?
You got everything?Copy !req
1250. Yeah.
Just a few more boxes
in my room.Copy !req
1251. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
1252. That's enough!Copy !req
1253. All right. Go!Copy !req
1254. Okay. All clear.Copy !req
1255. Oh!Copy !req
1256. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
1257. There you go.
Buzz.Copy !req
1258. This isn't goodbye.Copy !req
1259. Hey, Woody.
Have fun at college.Copy !req
1260. Yeah, but not
too much fun.Copy !req
1261. Woody, take care of Andy.
Yeah.Copy !req
1262. He's a good kid.
Tell him to get
a haircut.Copy !req
1263. Sure thing.Copy !req
1264. Jessie,
you'll be okay
in the attic?Copy !req
1265. 'Course I will.
Besides, I know aboutCopy !req
1266. Buzz's Spanish mode.
My what?Copy !req
1267. Honey,
you want some food
for the road?Copy !req
1268. I'll get
something on the way.Copy !req
1269. You know where to
find us, cowboy.Copy !req
1270. Did you say
goodbye to Molly?Copy !req
1271. Mom, we've said goodbye
like 10 times.Copy !req
1272. Oh, Andy.Copy !req
1273. Mom, it's okay.Copy !req
1274. I know. It's just...Copy !req
1275. I wish I could
always be with you.Copy !req
1276. You will be, Mom.Copy !req
1277. Hey, aren't you gonna
say goodbye to Buster?Copy !req
1278. Of course, I am.
Who's a good doggy?Copy !req
1279. Who's a good doggy?
I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
1280. I'm gonna miss you.
Don't, Andy.Copy !req
1281. Good boy.
He's telling you
to go already.Copy !req
1282. Come on.
Get the rest
of your things.Copy !req
1283. Okay, Buster.
Now don't let Molly
near my stuff.Copy !req
1284. (CHUCKLING) Hey.Copy !req
1285. Hey, Mom!
So, you really think
I should donate these?Copy !req
1286. It's up to you, honey.
Whatever you wanna do.Copy !req
1287. "Don't go in there!
The bakery is haunted!"Copy !req
1288. (SHUSHES) "Are you crazy?
You'll wake up
all the ghosts."Copy !req
1289. "Look out! The ghosts
are throwing pies!"Copy !req
1290. Splat! Splat! Splat!Copy !req
1291. Mom.Copy !req
1292. Andy?
Hi.Copy !req
1293. Wow. Look at you.Copy !req
1294. Well, I hear
you're off
to college.Copy !req
1295. Yeah. Right now, actually.Copy !req
1296. So, what can
we do for you?Copy !req
1297. Uh, I have
some toys here.Copy !req
1298. Oh.
You hear that, Bonnie?Copy !req
1299. So, you're Bonnie?Copy !req
1300. I'm Andy.Copy !req
1301. Someone told me
you're really good
with toys.Copy !req
1302. These are mine,
but I'm going away now,Copy !req
1303. so I need someone
really special
to play with them.Copy !req
1304. This is Jessie,
the roughest, toughest
cowgirl in the whole West.Copy !req
1305. She loves critters,
but none more than
her best pal, Bullseye.Copy !req
1306. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1307. Here.Copy !req
1308. This is Rex, the meanest,
most terrifying dinosaur
who ever lived!Copy !req
1309. The Potato Heads.
Mr. and Mrs.
You gotta keep 'em together,Copy !req
1310. 'cause they're
madly in love.Copy !req
1311. Now Slinky here
is as loyal as any
dog you could want.Copy !req
1312. And Hamm, he'll keep
your money safe,Copy !req
1313. but he's also one of
the most dastardly villains of
all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop.Copy !req
1314. These little dudes
are from a strange
alien world.Copy !req
1315. Pizza Planet.Copy !req
1316. And this...Copy !req
1317. is Buzz Lightyear,
the coolest toy ever!Copy !req
1318. Look, he can fly
and shoot lasers!Copy !req
1319. He's sworn to
protect the galaxy from
the evil Emperor Zurg.Copy !req
1320. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
1321. Now, you gotta promise
to take good care
of these guys.Copy !req
1322. They mean a lot to me.Copy !req
1323. My cowboy!Copy !req
1324. Woody?
What's he doing
in there?Copy !req
1325. "There's a snake
in my boot."Copy !req
1326. Wha...Copy !req
1327. There's a snake
in my boot.Copy !req
1328. Now, Woody,
he's been my pal for
as long as I can remember.Copy !req
1329. He's brave,
like a cowboy should be.Copy !req
1330. And kind. And smart.Copy !req
1331. But the thing that
makes Woody specialCopy !req
1332. is he'll never
give up on you.Copy !req
1333. Ever.Copy !req
1334. He'll be there for you,
no matter what.Copy !req
1335. You think you can
take care of him
for me?Copy !req
1336. Okay then.Copy !req
1337. Oh, no!
Dr. Pork Chop's attacking
the haunted bakery!Copy !req
1338. The ghosts
are getting away.
Woody'll stop 'em!Copy !req
1339. Buzz Lightyear
to the rescue!Copy !req
1340. And we'll actually
need the rocket.Copy !req
1341. They're getting away!
Come on, Bullseye!Copy !req
1342. We need to
get in the spaceship.
The volcano is gonna erupt.Copy !req
1343. Look!
They're being attacked
by a real dog!Copy !req
1344. You can eat
my poisonous scones!Copy !req
1345. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head
are in trouble.Copy !req
1346. Get on, Woody.Copy !req
1347. It's my friend Woody.Copy !req
1348. Buzz, hurry!
Get your extra
turbo booster.Copy !req
1349. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1350. Look, Mommy.
They're all
playing together.Copy !req
1351. Come on.
Let's get some lunch.Copy !req
1352. So long, partner.Copy !req
1353. Oh, hey, Buzz.
You haven't met
Bonnie's toys yet.Copy !req
1354. Hey, come here.Copy !req
1355. You're gonna love them.
Buzz, this is Dolly.Copy !req
1356. New toys!Copy !req
1357. Noses.Copy !req
1358. "So I guess
you could sayCopy !req
1359. "Sunnyside is sunny
once again!Copy !req
1360. "Hope to hear
from you soon.Copy !req
1361. "We're all super
excited about
your new home.Copy !req
1362. "Hugs and kisses
to everyone."Copy !req
1363. Aw!Copy !req
1364. That Barbie
has some
nice handwriting.Copy !req
1365. Uh, Buzz,
Barbie didn't write this.Copy !req
1366. Grab the sword!
I got it!Copy !req
1367. Okay, go for the...
Triple bonus!Copy !req
1368. Watch out!
We got the cloak
of darkness!Copy !req
1369. Run, run!Copy !req
1370. My arms are never
long enough!Copy !req
1371. I'll do it!
This is it!
This is it!Copy !req
1372. Yes!
We did it!Copy !req
1373. High-five! Hold on.Copy !req
1374. Well, it's official.
You guys made the wall.Copy !req
1375. Oh, look at this!Copy !req
1376. Golly bob howdy!
That's me!Copy !req
1377. We're all up here!
Hey, Chuckles,
looking good.Copy !req
1378. Yeah,
she really got
your smile.Copy !req
1379. Whee!Copy !req
1380. Oh! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
1381. What the...Copy !req
1382. MR.
I told you kids!
Stay out of my butt!Copy !req
1383. But soft,
what light through
yonder window breaks?Copy !req
1384. Romeo, o Romeo,
wherefore art
thou Romeo?Copy !req
1385. Next season,
we're doing Cats.Copy !req
1386. Or might
I suggest Hamlet?Copy !req
1387. Yeah. Detached wing.
Cosmetic damage.Copy !req
1388. Nothing a little
duct tape can't fix.Copy !req
1389. Huh?Copy !req
1390. I don't know
what came over me.Copy !req
1391. Just go with it, Buzz.Copy !req