1. Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to
this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress,Copy !req
2. but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
3. Come to me, my prey.Copy !req
4. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
5. So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.Copy !req
6. Not today, Zurg!Copy !req
7. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
8. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh, you almost had him.Copy !req
9. - I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
- Sure, you will, Rex.Copy !req
10. - In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
- But look at my little arms!Copy !req
11. I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!Copy !req
12. Where is it?
Where is it?Copy !req
13. - Uh, Woody?
- Huh?Copy !req
14. Ooh.Copy !req
15. Hang on, cowboy!Copy !req
16. - Woody, are you all right?
- Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
17. Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.Copy !req
18. Batteries need to be changed.
Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.Copy !req
19. Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar...Copy !req
20. on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.Copy !req
21. - Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
- Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?Copy !req
22. No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp
any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!Copy !req
23. Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,Copy !req
24. you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."Copy !req
25. - They're called s'mores, Buzz.
- Right. Right. Of course.Copy !req
26. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?Copy !req
27. Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.Copy !req
28. The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.Copy !req
29. It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.Copy !req
30. - I found it.
- You found my hat?Copy !req
31. Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.Copy !req
32. - Oh, my little sweet potato!
- Oh, you found it!Copy !req
33. Oh, it's so nice...Copy !req
34. to have a big, strong spud
around the house.Copy !req
35. - Ooh!
- Oh, great. That's just great.Copy !req
36. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!Copy !req
37. - Woody, look under your boot.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
38. - My hat is not under my boot.
- Would you just look?Copy !req
39. You see? No hat.
Just the word "Andy."Copy !req
40. Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would
take you to camp with or without your hat.Copy !req
41. I'm sorry, Bo.Copy !req
42. It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.Copy !req
43. - It's my one time with just me and Andy.
- You're cute when you care.Copy !req
44. - Bo, not in front of Buzz.
- Let him look.Copy !req
45. Miss Peep, your sheep!Copy !req
46. This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,
and I'm sittin' on good deals.Copy !req
47. Ow! I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.Copy !req
48. Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...Copy !req
49. - Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
- Which one is off?Copy !req
50. Buck-buck-buck! And that's
cheap-cheap-cheap! So hurry on down...Copy !req
51. For cryin' out loud, it's this one.Copy !req
52. - I despise that chicken.
- Fellas! Fellas!Copy !req
53. - Okay, I got some good news, and I got
some bad news. - What news?Copy !req
54. The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.Copy !req
55. My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
56. - Where'd you find it?
- Well, that's the bad news.Copy !req
57. Oh, it's Buster!Copy !req
58. Canine alert! Man your
battle stations! Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
59. Woody! Hide! Quick!Copy !req
60. Okay, okay! You found me!Copy !req
61. Buster, all right.
Hey, how did he do, Hamm?Copy !req
62. - Looks like a new record.
- Okay, boy. Sit.Copy !req
63. Reach for the sky.Copy !req
64. Gotcha!Copy !req
65. Great job, boy.Copy !req
66. Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?Copy !req
67. - Who's gonna miss me?
Who's gonna miss me?Copy !req
68. Andy, you got all your stuff?Copy !req
69. - Have a good weekend, everybody. I'll see
you Sunday night. - It's in my room.Copy !req
70. Stick 'em up.Copy !req
71. I guess we'll work on that later.Copy !req
72. Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?Copy !req
73. Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.Copy !req
74. Five minutes.Copy !req
75. Help, help!
Somebody help me!Copy !req
76. Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!Copy !req
77. Never! You must choose,
Sheriff Woody. How shall she die?Copy !req
78. Shark, or death by monkeys?Copy !req
79. - Choose!
I choose Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
80. - What? That's not a choice!
To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
81. - I'll save you, Miss Peep.
- My hero.Copy !req
82. - Thanks, Buzz.
- No problem, buddy.Copy !req
83. You should never tangle with the unstoppable
duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
84. Oh, no.Copy !req
85. Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.Copy !req
86. - But, Mom, Woody's arm wrecked.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
87. - Maybe we can fix him on the way.
- No, just leave him.Copy !req
88. I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.Copy !req
89. - What happened?
- Woody's been shelved.Copy !req
90. Andy!Copy !req
91. - Woody?
- Woody? Honey, are you okay?Copy !req
92. Yee-hah!
Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
93. He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
He's back early from cowboy camp!Copy !req
94. Places, everybody! Andy's coming!Copy !req
95. Yeah!Copy !req
96. Hey, Woody!
Did you miss me?Copy !req
97. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
98. Ohh. I forgot.
You're broken.Copy !req
99. I don't wanna play with you anymore.Copy !req
100. No, Andy!
No. No, Andy! No!Copy !req
101. Andy. Andy.Copy !req
102. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
103. No! No! Andy!Copy !req
104. - Wheezy, is that you?Copy !req
105. - Hey, Woody.
- What are you doing up here?Copy !req
106. I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.Copy !req
107. - Andy was so upset.
- Nah. She just told him that to calm him down...Copy !req
108. and then put me on the shelf.Copy !req
109. - Why didn't you yell for help?
- Well, I tried squeakin'.Copy !req
110. But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me.Copy !req
111. Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.Copy !req
112. What's the point in
prolonging the inevitable?Copy !req
113. We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.Copy !req
114. Yard sale? Yard sale!Copy !req
115. Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!Copy !req
116. - Yard sale?
- Sarge, emergency roll call!Copy !req
117. Sir, yes, sir!
Red alert!Copy !req
118. All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
119. - Hamm? Potato Head, Mr. And Mrs.?
- Here. - Here.Copy !req
120. - Troikas. Check, check, check.
- I hate yard sales!Copy !req
121. Someone's coming!Copy !req
122. Okay. Let's see what's up here.Copy !req
123. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
124. Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.Copy !req
125. Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!Copy !req
126. Up here!
No!Copy !req
127. Okay, boy.
To the yard sale! Hyah!Copy !req
128. What's goin'on? He's nuts.
- His arm ain't that bad.Copy !req
129. Don't do it, Woody!
We love you!Copy !req
130. Careful on the steps, now.Copy !req
131. Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.Copy !req
132. Not that casual.Copy !req
133. - Piggy bank
coming through, coming through.
- Is he out there?Copy !req
134. There he is.Copy !req
135. - He's in the box!
- He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!Copy !req
136. - You're worth more than that.
- Hold on. Hold on. He's got something.Copy !req
137. - It's Wheezy!
- Wheezy?Copy !req
138. Hey, it's not suicide.
It's a rescue.Copy !req
139. Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.Copy !req
140. - Bless you, Woody.
- All right, now. Back to Andy's room. Hyah!Copy !req
141. Way to go, cowboy.Copy !req
142. - Golly bob howdy!
- Woody, I'm slipping!Copy !req
143. Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!Copy !req
144. - Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
- Hey, that's not her toy!Copy !req
145. What's that little gal
think she's doin'?Copy !req
146. - Mommy, Mommy, can we get it? Please?
Mommy, please? - Oh, honey.Copy !req
147. You don't want that toy.
It's broken.Copy !req
148. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
149. Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dye, blanket-stitched vest!Copy !req
150. Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...Copy !req
151. A hat!
I found him! I found him! I found him!Copy !req
152. - Buster! Quiet down!Copy !req
153. - Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Yes. You can help take his paws off my pal.Copy !req
154. I'll give you, uh,
50 cents for all this junk.Copy !req
155. - Oh, now, how did this get down here?
- Hand her the sheriff.Copy !req
156. Nice and easy.Copy !req
157. - Five dollars.
- I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.Copy !req
158. - Wait!
- Now just walk away. The other way.Copy !req
159. - I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
- Fifty bucks ain't bad.Copy !req
160. - It's not for sale.
- Everything's for sale.Copy !req
161. - We'll trade. You like my watch?
- Sorry.Copy !req
162. - He's safe. Way to go!
- She showed him!Copy !req
163. Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.Copy !req
164. Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.Copy !req
165. - Hold on.
- What's up?Copy !req
166. What is it, Buzz?Copy !req
167. - What's happening?
What's he doing?Copy !req
168. I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?Copy !req
169. - He's stealin' Woody!
- What? He can't take Woody. It's illegal.Copy !req
170. - Where's he going?
- Do something. - Buzz!Copy !req
171. Get him, Buzz.Copy !req
172. Where's the red jacket?Copy !req
173. Why would someone steal Woody?Copy !req
174. All right.
Let's review this one more time.Copy !req
175. At precisely 8:32-ish,Copy !req
176. Exhibit "A," Woody, was kidnapped.Copy !req
177. Exhibit "B,"
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.Copy !req
178. - He didn't have a beard like that.
- Fine. Etch, give him a shave.Copy !req
179. The kidnapper was bigger than that.Copy !req
180. - Oh, picky, picky, picky.
- Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F."Copy !req
181. The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle
fled the scene in this direction.Copy !req
182. - Your eyes are in backwards. It went
the other way. - Hey. Put a cork in it.Copy !req
183. - How do you spell "F.B.I."?
- My crime scene!Copy !req
184. Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, "Godspilla"?Copy !req
185. - I didn't know there was a crime scene.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
186. - A little quiet, please. Thank you.
- Huh?Copy !req
187. Lazy toy brain.Copy !req
188. - Lousy try, Brian.
- What are you doing, Buzz?Copy !req
189. It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. Tag.Copy !req
190. - Liz try bran. - It's just a license plate.
It's just a jumble of letters.Copy !req
191. Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million
registered cars in the tri-county area alone.Copy !req
192. Lou's thigh burn.Copy !req
193. Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.Copy !req
194. Toy. Toy. Toy.
Hold on!Copy !req
195. - Al's Toy Barn.
- Al's Toy Barn!Copy !req
196. Etch, draw that man
in a chicken suit.Copy !req
197. It's the chicken man!Copy !req
198. - That's our guy.
- I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.Copy !req
199. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
200. And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,Copy !req
201. because I am in the middle
of something really important.Copy !req
202. You, my little cowboy friend,
are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks.Copy !req
203. Andy!Copy !req
204. I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.Copy !req
205. All the way to work!Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop!
Stop! Sit, boy!Copy !req
208. Stop it!
Sit, I said!Copy !req
209. It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!Copy !req
210. - It's really you!
- What's me?Copy !req
211. - Whoo-whee!
There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
212. - Ha! It is you!
- Please stop saying that.Copy !req
213. Prospector said someday you'd come.Copy !req
214. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
215. The Prospector!
He'll wanna meet ya!Copy !req
216. Say "hello" to the Prospector!Copy !req
217. - It... It's a box.
- He's mint in the box.Copy !req
218. Never been opened.Copy !req
219. Turn me around,
Bullseye, so I can see.Copy !req
220. Why, the prodigal son has returned.Copy !req
221. Yee-hah!
It's you! It's you!Copy !req
222. You're here! It's you!
It's you! It's you!Copy !req
223. Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.Copy !req
224. Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.Copy !req
225. - It's good to see you, Woody.
- Listen. I don't know wh...Copy !req
226. - Hey, how do you know my name?
- Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.Copy !req
227. Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?Copy !req
228. That's me.Copy !req
229. Holy cow.Copy !req
230. Cowboy Crunchies, the cereal that's
sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate...Copy !req
231. proudly presents:Copy !req
232. Look it! That's me!Copy !req
233. I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.Copy !req
234. - Keep looking.
- You're going too slow.
Let me take the wheel.Copy !req
235. It's too fast.Copy !req
236. - How can you even tell what's on?
- I can tell.Copy !req
237. Stop! Back, back, back!Copy !req
238. Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.Copy !req
239. - Back, back! Stop!
- And look for the giant chicken!Copy !req
240. Now, Etch!Copy !req
241. That's where I need to go.Copy !req
242. You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.Copy !req
243. Woody once risked his life to save me.Copy !req
244. I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.Copy !req
245. So who's with me?Copy !req
246. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.Copy !req
247. This is for Woody when you find him.Copy !req
248. All right, but I don't think
it'll mean the same coming from me.Copy !req
249. Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.Copy !req
250. I'll do my best, son.Copy !req
251. Okay, fellas.
Let's roll.Copy !req
252. Geronimo!Copy !req
253. You'd think with
all my video game experience,
I'd be feeling more prepared.Copy !req
254. The idea is to let go.Copy !req
255. We'll be back before Andy gets home.Copy !req
256. Don't talk to any toy you don't know!Copy !req
257. To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!Copy !req
258. They don't
call this the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.Copy !req
259. I reckon we oughta
get outta here.Copy !req
260. Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.Copy !req
261. Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.Copy !req
262. This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.Copy !req
263. Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!Copy !req
264. - Holy tarnation.
- I'll call for help.Copy !req
265. Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!Copy !req
266. Good job,
Bullseye. I reckon the new
schoolhouse is finally done.Copy !req
267. What's that?Copy !req
268. Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,Copy !req
269. and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,Copy !req
270. and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?Copy !req
271. - Mm-hmm.
- Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
272. You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that fire.Copy !req
273. Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!Copy !req
274. Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety?Copy !req
275. Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?Copy !req
276. Tune in next week for the exciting
"Woody's Finest Hour."Copy !req
277. All right! All right! Next tape!Copy !req
278. Hey, w-wait.
What happened? What happens next?Copy !req
279. - Come on! Let's see the next episode!
- That's it.Copy !req
280. - What?
- The show was canceled after that.Copy !req
281. Wait. What about the gold mine and the
cute little critters and the dynamite?Copy !req
282. That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?Copy !req
283. Two words: Sput-nik.Copy !req
284. Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.Copy !req
285. I know how that feels.
But still, my own show.Copy !req
286. - I mean, look at all this stuff!
- Didn't you know?Copy !req
287. Why, you're valuable property!Copy !req
288. I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.Copy !req
289. I'm on a yo-yo.Copy !req
290. Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet, still a good-lookin' guy.Copy !req
291. Oh, it's a bank! Cool.Copy !req
292. Wh-What do you do?
You push the hat, and out co...Copy !req
293. Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.Copy !req
294. Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?Copy !req
295. I get it.Copy !req
296. "There's a snake in my boot."Copy !req
297. Oh, hey, Bullseye.
Go long! Go long!Copy !req
298. - A record player!Copy !req
299. I haven't seen one of these in ages.Copy !req
300. Okay, now. Slow.Copy !req
301. Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.Copy !req
302. Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!Copy !req
303. Oh.Copy !req
304. Look at us!
We're a complete set!Copy !req
305. - Now it's on to the museum.
- Museum?Copy !req
306. - What museum?
- The museum.Copy !req
307. We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokio.Copy !req
308. - That's in Japan!
- Japan? No, no, no, no, no.
I can't go to Japan.Copy !req
309. What do you mean?Copy !req
310. I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?Copy !req
311. - He still has an owner.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
312. No. Can't go.Copy !req
313. - I can't do storage again. I just can't!
- Jessie. Jessie.Copy !req
314. - I won't go back in the dark!
- What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?Copy !req
315. - Well, we've been in storage
for a long time waiting for you.Copy !req
316. - Why me?
- The museum's only interested
in the collection...Copy !req
317. if you're in it, Woody.Copy !req
318. Without you, we go back into storage.Copy !req
319. - It's that simple.
- It's not fair!
How can you do this to us?Copy !req
320. Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.Copy !req
321. - You see, I was in this yard sale...
- Yard sale?Copy !req
322. Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?Copy !req
323. Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toy when...Copy !req
324. Was it because you're damaged?
Hmm? Did this Andy break you?Copy !req
325. Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.Copy !req
326. - I mean...
- Sounds like he really loves you.Copy !req
327. It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!Copy !req
328. Well, I'm not going back into storage!Copy !req
329. Al's coming!Copy !req
330. Go! Go on, Jessie. Jessie, look at me.Copy !req
331. I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!Copy !req
332. It's show time!Copy !req
333. Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.Copy !req
334. And now,Copy !req
335. the main attraction.Copy !req
336. No! His arm! Where's his arm?Copy !req
337. Oh... no. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
338. What am I gonna do?
I know. I know.Copy !req
339. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!Copy !req
340. - Hello?
- It's me. It's Al.
I got an emergency here.Copy !req
341. - Well, I'm busy.
- Yes, we're all busy.
Look. It has to be tonight.Copy !req
342. - All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.Copy !req
343. It's gone!
I can't believe it!Copy !req
344. - My arm is completely gone!
- All right. Come here. Let me see that.Copy !req
345. - Oh, it's just a popped seam,
easily repaired.Copy !req
346. - You should consider yourself lucky.
- Lucky?Copy !req
347. Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!Copy !req
348. Big deal.Copy !req
349. Let him go.
I'm sure his precious Andy...Copy !req
350. is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.Copy !req
351. Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.Copy !req
352. It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.Copy !req
353. All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.Copy !req
354. - Good work, men.
Two blocks down and only 19 more to go.
- What?Copy !req
355. - Nineteen?
- Are we gonna do this all night?Copy !req
356. - My parts are killing me.
- Come on, fellas.Copy !req
357. Did Woody give up
when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?Copy !req
358. - No.
- No.Copy !req
359. And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?Copy !req
360. - Oh, you had to bring that up.
- No, he didn't!Copy !req
361. We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!Copy !req
362. Now let's move out!Copy !req
363. And that concludes our broadcast day.Copy !req
364. Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
365. Oh, tsk. Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
366. You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.Copy !req
367. Bullseye...
All right. All right.Copy !req
368. But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.Copy !req
369. Over here. Attaboy.Copy !req
370. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
371. Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.Copy !req
372. Stop it. Psst.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
373. Stop it.Copy !req
374. Phew.Copy !req
375. No, Officer! I swear.
What?Copy !req
376. Uh... Oh.Copy !req
377. Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.Copy !req
378. Where is the remote?Copy !req
379. Where is the remote?Copy !req
380. Why don't I put it in the same place
every ti... Oh, here it is.Copy !req
381. What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.Copy !req
382. Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.Copy !req
383. What? You think I did that?Copy !req
384. Oh, right, right.
The TVjust happened to turn on,Copy !req
385. and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!Copy !req
386. - You calling me a liar?
- Well, if the boot fits...Copy !req
387. Say that again.Copy !req
388. If the boot fits.Copy !req
389. Okay, cowboy.Copy !req
390. Yah!Copy !req
391. How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!Copy !req
392. Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.Copy !req
393. Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.Copy !req
394. I don't know
how that television turned on,Copy !req
395. but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.Copy !req
396. - If I had both my arms...
- The fact is, you don't, Woody,Copy !req
397. so I suggest
you just wait until morning.Copy !req
398. - The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
- And then I'm outta here!Copy !req
399. Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.Copy !req
400. - It's just that Andy...
- Andy, Andy, Andy.Copy !req
401. That's all he ever talks about.Copy !req
402. Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?Copy !req
403. May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over six dollars in change?Copy !req
404. Losing health units.
Must rest.Copy !req
405. - Is everyone present and accounted for?
- Not quite everyone.Copy !req
406. - Who's behind?
- Mine.Copy !req
407. Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?Copy !req
408. - Not now, Hamm.
- Oh, I love riddles. Why?Copy !req
409. To get to the chicken
on the other side!Copy !req
410. The chicken!Copy !req
411. - Oh, well. We tried.
- We'll have to cross.Copy !req
412. - What the... You're not
turning me into a mashed potato.Copy !req
413. I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.Copy !req
414. There must be a safe way.Copy !req
415. Okay.
Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.Copy !req
416. Drop!Copy !req
417. Go!Copy !req
418. Drop! I said "drop"!Copy !req
419. Go!Copy !req
420. Drop.Copy !req
421. Go.Copy !req
422. That went well.Copy !req
423. Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.Copy !req
424. Oh, thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
425. Is the specimen ready for cleaning?Copy !req
426. So, uh, how long is this gonna take?Copy !req
427. You can't rush art.Copy !req
428. Oh, no. It's closed.Copy !req
429. We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.Copy !req
430. - Hey, Joe, you're late.Copy !req
431. - We've got
a ton of toys to unload in the back.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
432. - I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
- All right. Let's go.Copy !req
433. But the sign says it's closed.Copy !req
434. No, no, no, no. All together. Now!Copy !req
435. Whoa, Nelly! How are we going to
find Woody in this place?Copy !req
436. Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!Copy !req
437. - Woody?
- Woody.Copy !req
438. There you go.Copy !req
439. He's for display only.Copy !req
440. You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.Copy !req
441. It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.Copy !req
442. I could use one of those.Copy !req
443. You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.Copy !req
444. It's extortion.
That's what it is.Copy !req
445. Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...Copy !req
446. - I thought
we could search in style.Copy !req
447. Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?Copy !req
448. Am I really that fat?Copy !req
449. Ow!Copy !req
450. - What are you doing?
- You're in direct violation
of Code 6404.5,Copy !req
451. stating all space rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep...Copy !req
452. until awakened by authorized personnel.Copy !req
453. - Oh, no.
You're breakin' ranks, ranger.Copy !req
454. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
455. - I've got an AWOL space ranger.
- Tell me I wasn't this deluded.Copy !req
456. No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.Copy !req
457. You mean the laser that's a light bulb?Copy !req
458. Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, space ranger.Copy !req
459. Or should I say "traitor"?Copy !req
460. - I don't have time for this.
- Halt!Copy !req
461. I order you to halt!Copy !req
462. Listen to me.
Listen. Wait.Copy !req
463. - We've been down this aisle already.
- We've never been down this aisle.Copy !req
464. - It's pink.
- Face it. We're lost.Copy !req
465. Back it up. Back it up.Copy !req
466. What a great party!Copy !req
467. How low can you go?
How low can you go?Copy !req
468. Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone
know where we might find the Al
of Al's Toy Barn?Copy !req
469. I can help.Copy !req
470. I'm Tour Guide Barbie.Copy !req
471. Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
and no flash photography.Copy !req
472. - Thank you.
- I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.Copy !req
473. - I'm a married spud.
- Then make room for the single fellas.Copy !req
474. To our right is
the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in 1967,Copy !req
475. the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.Copy !req
476. I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?Copy !req
477. Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.Copy !req
478. It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!Copy !req
479. - Hey, get this outta here, "geek-osaur."
- Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
480. - Look out!
- Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
481. Turn into the spin, Barbie!Copy !req
482. My source of power!Copy !req
483. No! Come back! Hey!Copy !req
484. Wait up! Hey!
Come on! Slow down!Copy !req
485. Dinosaur overboard!
Slow down!Copy !req
486. Remain seated, please.Copy !req
487. Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a space ranger.Copy !req
488. You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?Copy !req
489. - Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.
- Let me go!Copy !req
490. You don't realize what you're doing!Copy !req
491. And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.Copy !req
492. Back in 1995, shortsighted retailers did
not order enough dolls to meet demand.Copy !req
493. - Hey, Buzz!
- Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
494. Quit clownin' around and get in the car!Copy !req
495. Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!Copy !req
496. - You do?
- Come on. I'll tell you on the way.Copy !req
497. No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz!
You've got the wrong Buzz!Copy !req
498. Say, where'd you
get the cool belt, Buzz?Copy !req
499. Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.Copy !req
500. No!Copy !req
501. It's like printing my own money.Copy !req
502. Yeah? What?Copy !req
503. Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here.Copy !req
504. In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.Copy !req
505. I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!Copy !req
506. Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!Copy !req
507. Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!Copy !req
508. H- Hi! Hello!Copy !req
509. Great. Now you can go.Copy !req
510. Well, what a good idea.Copy !req
511. Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.Copy !req
512. She's been through more than
you know. Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?Copy !req
513. It's the least you can do.Copy !req
514. All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.Copy !req
515. Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?Copy !req
516. Thought I'd get one last look at
the sun before I get packed away again.Copy !req
517. Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,Copy !req
518. but I have to go back.Copy !req
519. I'm still Andy's toy.Copy !req
520. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand.
See, Andy's a real...Copy !req
521. Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.Copy !req
522. And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.Copy !req
523. And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,Copy !req
524. you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.Copy !req
525. How did you know that?Copy !req
526. Because Emily was just the same.Copy !req
527. She was my whole world.Copy !req
528. You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.Copy !req
529. But they forget you.Copy !req
530. - Jessie, I-I didn't know.
- Just go.Copy !req
531. How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think...Copy !req
532. Andy is gonna take you
to college or on his honeymoon?Copy !req
533. Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.Copy !req
534. It's your choice, Woody.Copy !req
535. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.Copy !req
536. You'll be adored
by children for generations.Copy !req
537. Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?Copy !req
538. - Hey, Woody, are you in here?
- Nah. This one's empty too.Copy !req
539. - Woody! Woody!
- Woody!Copy !req
540. Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of
you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?Copy !req
541. - Why, no, I haven't.
- Hey! He was talkin' to me!Copy !req
542. - No! He was talkin' to me!
- Why, you...Copy !req
543. You see, all along,Copy !req
544. we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,Copy !req
545. but in fact, the secret entrance
is to the left, hidden in the shadows.Copy !req
546. To the left and in the shadows. Got it.Copy !req
547. - Someone's coming.
- Everyone take cover.Copy !req
548. It was a big pileup, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.Copy !req
549. Yes. Now, let me
confirm your fax number.Copy !req
550. - 011...
- 011. Wait.
That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.Copy !req
551. - It's him.
- The chicken man.Copy !req
552. - Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
That's the kidnapper, all right.Copy !req
553. A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.Copy !req
554. And the pièce de résistance!Copy !req
555. I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.Copy !req
556. - It's Woody!
- Now that I have your attention,Copy !req
557. - imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?Copy !req
558. - I'll pay anything you want.
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
559. You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!Copy !req
560. Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.Copy !req
561. He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!Copy !req
562. Don't touch my moustache!Copy !req
563. Rich, rich, rich, rich!Copy !req
564. Huh?Copy !req
565. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
566. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
567. - Ha! He didn't take the bag!
- No time to lose!Copy !req
568. He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.Copy !req
569. All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.Copy !req
570. - Uh, Buzz?
- To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
571. What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.Copy !req
572. - I don't understand.
Somehow, my fuel cells have gone dry.Copy !req
573. Blast. He's on level 23.Copy !req
574. How are we gonna get up there?Copy !req
575. Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.Copy !req
576. Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,Copy !req
577. push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.Copy !req
578. How about a ham sandwich...
with fries and a hot dog?Copy !req
579. - What about me?
- You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.Copy !req
580. Troops! Over here.Copy !req
581. Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."Copy !req
582. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
583. Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection...Copy !req
584. and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.Copy !req
585. You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.Copy !req
586. Oh, no.
Which way do we go?Copy !req
587. - This way!
- What makes you so sure?Copy !req
588. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.Copy !req
589. We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!Copy !req
590. - Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.
- Hey! Put me down, you moron!Copy !req
591. Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!Copy !req
592. Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone grab hold!Copy !req
593. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
594. Uh, Buzz,
why not just take the elevator?Copy !req
595. They'll be expecting that.Copy !req
596. Hey, Buzz! Stop!Copy !req
597. Slow down!Copy !req
598. To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?Copy !req
599. What? That's in yen, right?Copy !req
600. Dollars?
You are deliberately taking advantage...Copy !req
601. of people in a hurry, you know that?Copy !req
602. All right.
I'll do it! All right. Fine.Copy !req
603. I'll have the stuff
waiting in the lobby, and you'd
better be here in 15 minutes,Copy !req
604. because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?Copy !req
605. We're finally going.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
606. That's custom-fitted foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.Copy !req
607. First class all the way!Copy !req
608. You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.Copy !req
609. I mean it.
I really am!Copy !req
610. And why shouldn't you be?Copy !req
611. - Look at you, dancing cowboy!
- Look! I'm doin' the box step!Copy !req
612. Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!Copy !req
613. - Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
- Hey, how much farther, Buzz?Copy !req
614. Halfway there.Copy !req
615. My arms can't hold on much longer!Copy !req
616. Too... heavy.Copy !req
617. - Oh! What was I thinking?
My antigravity servos!Copy !req
618. Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.Copy !req
619. - What?
- He wouldn't.
- One...Copy !req
620. - He would.
- Two...Copy !req
621. Three!Copy !req
622. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
623. - Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.Copy !req
624. Area secure. It's okay, troops.Copy !req
625. The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!Copy !req
626. Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.Copy !req
627. How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?Copy !req
628. Introducing the high-ridin'- est
cowboy around...Copy !req
629. - You forgot "rootin'- tootin'- est"!Copy !req
630. The high-ridin'- est, rootin'- tootin'- est
cowboy hero of all time,Copy !req
631. Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
632. - Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?Copy !req
633. Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.Copy !req
634. Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! I got it!
I got it! This is great! Okay!Copy !req
635. The bandits got the critters
tied up in the burning barn,
and now for the best part!Copy !req
636. Help us!
The barn's on fire!Copy !req
637. I've got ya, critters.
No need to worry.Copy !req
638. Woody saves the day again!Copy !req
639. - Yee-hah!
- Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?Copy !req
640. I have to ride off
into the sunset... Oh!Copy !req
641. Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
642. W- W-Watch it.
Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?Copy !req
643. - Oh, you are?
- No, no, no. Cut it out.
Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
644. No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
645. Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck, but no sign
of him or his wooden captive.Copy !req
646. - Please, no!
- That's Woody!Copy !req
647. This way!Copy !req
648. Please, please, no!Copy !req
649. Buzz, can you see?
What's going on?Copy !req
650. - Take that!
To the left. No, your left.Copy !req
651. - Take it up higher.
- What's happening?Copy !req
652. Oh, it-it's horrible.
They-they're torturing him.Copy !req
653. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!Copy !req
654. But I don't wanna use my head!Copy !req
655. What's going on here?Copy !req
656. Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?Copy !req
657. - Watch yourself!
We're here to spring ya, Woody!Copy !req
658. - You heard of kung fu?
Well, get ready for pork chop.Copy !req
659. Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!Copy !req
660. Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand!
These are my friends!Copy !req
661. - Yeah, we're his friends!
- No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!Copy !req
662. - Hey, stop it!
Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!Copy !req
663. - Grab Woody, and let's go!
- Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!Copy !req
664. - Quick! To the vent!
- They're stealing him.Copy !req
665. No!Copy !req
666. - Hold it right there!
- Buzz?
- You again?Copy !req
667. - Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
- Buzz, what is going on?Copy !req
668. Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.Copy !req
669. - No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
I'm Buzz Lightyear!
- I am Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
670. So, who's the real Buzz?Copy !req
671. - I am!
- I am! Don't let this impostor fool you!Copy !req
672. He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.Copy !req
673. Buzz!Copy !req
674. I had a feelin' it was you,
Buzz. My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.Copy !req
675. Will somebody please
explain what's going on?Copy !req
676. It's all right, space ranger.
It's a code 546.Copy !req
677. - You mean it's a...
- Yes.Copy !req
678. - And he's a...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
679. Your Majesty.Copy !req
680. - Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.
- Al's selling you to a museum...Copy !req
681. - in Japan!
- I know. It's okay, Buzz.Copy !req
682. - I actually wanna go.
- What?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
683. Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,Copy !req
684. and these guys are my Roundup gang.Copy !req
685. - What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
Woody's Roundup!Copy !req
686. - What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
Woody's Roundup!Copy !req
687. Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.Copy !req
688. Look! Look at me!
See? That's me!Copy !req
689. - This is weirdin' me out.
- Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.Copy !req
690. There was all this merchandise
that just got packed up.
Oh, you should have seen it.Copy !req
691. There was a record player and a yo-yo...
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!Copy !req
692. - "Was"?
- Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.Copy !req
693. Nah, Buzz.Copy !req
694. I can't go.
I can't abandon these guys.Copy !req
695. They need me to get into this museum.Copy !req
696. Without me, they'll go back
into storage... maybe forever!Copy !req
697. Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.Copy !req
698. You are a toy!Copy !req
699. For how much longer?
One more rip, and Andy's done with me.Copy !req
700. And what do I do then, Buzz?
Huh? You tell me.Copy !req
701. Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me...Copy !req
702. that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.Copy !req
703. And I traveled all this way
to rescue that toy...Copy !req
704. because I believed him.Copy !req
705. Well, you wasted your time.Copy !req
706. - Let's go, everyone.
- What about Woody?Copy !req
707. He's not coming with us.Copy !req
708. But-But Andy's coming home tonight.Copy !req
709. Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.Copy !req
710. I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.Copy !req
711. To do what, Woody? Watch kids from
behind glass and never be loved again?Copy !req
712. Some life.Copy !req
713. - Is everybody okay?
- Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
714. - I knew you'd make it!
- Now, remember, deputies,Copy !req
715. the real treasures are
your friends and family.Copy !req
716. Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin'special with you,Copy !req
717. - for the times I'm not around.
- Good going, Woody!
I thought they'd never leave.Copy !req
718. - Buzz! Wait! Wait!
- Woody, where are you going?Copy !req
719. You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy growing up.Copy !req
720. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
721. - No!
- Buzz!Copy !req
722. - Yes?
- Yes?
- I'm coming with you!Copy !req
723. Wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait.
I'll be back in just a second.Copy !req
724. Way to go, cowboy!Copy !req
725. - Hey, you guys... Come with me.
- What?Copy !req
726. Andy will play with all of us.
I know it!Copy !req
727. Woody, I-I...
I don't know. I...Copy !req
728. Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?Copy !req
729. Come on, Jessie. This is what it's
all about: To make a child happy.Copy !req
730. And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?Copy !req
731. Okay, good boy.Copy !req
732. Prospector, how 'bout you?Copy !req
733. - Prospector?
- You're outta your box!Copy !req
734. I tried reasoning with you, Woody,Copy !req
735. but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.Copy !req
736. Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.Copy !req
737. Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.Copy !req
738. Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?Copy !req
739. - You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
- Prospector, this isn't fair.Copy !req
740. "Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair:Copy !req
741. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.Copy !req
742. Well, finally my waiting
has paid off,Copy !req
743. and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!Copy !req
744. Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!Copy !req
745. It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.Copy !req
746. His name is Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
747. Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.Copy !req
748. It's stuck! What do we do?Copy !req
749. Should I use my head?Copy !req
750. It's Al!Copy !req
751. Look at the time.
I'm gonna be late!Copy !req
752. Oh, figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.Copy !req
753. All right. Let's see.
Uh, wallet, keys, tickets,Copy !req
754. uh, passport, beefjerky...
very expensive over there.Copy !req
755. Shower!
Oh, I can skip the shower.Copy !req
756. I just gotta get outta here now!Copy !req
757. Quick! To the elevator!Copy !req
758. Hurry. I can hear it coming.Copy !req
759. So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear...Copy !req
760. for the last time.Copy !req
761. Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!Copy !req
762. Quick! Get on!Copy !req
763. The emergency hatch!
Come on!Copy !req
764. Huh?Copy !req
765. - Come on! Hurry!
- But Buzz is in peril!Copy !req
766. Buzz... Buzz...
Buzz... Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
767. Surrender, Buzz Lightyear.
I have won.Copy !req
768. I'll never give in.
You killed my father!Copy !req
769. No, Buzz.
I am your father.Copy !req
770. Come on! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
771. Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!Copy !req
772. You just need to believe in yourself!Copy !req
773. - Prepare to die!
- I can't look!Copy !req
774. I did it.
I finally defeated Zurg!Copy !req
775. Father.Copy !req
776. Ah, finally!Copy !req
777. How are we gonna get him now?Copy !req
778. Pizza, anyone?Copy !req
779. - Go, go, go!
- I got it!Copy !req
780. - Buzz, are you coming?
- No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.Copy !req
781. Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!Copy !req
782. - Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
- Farewell.Copy !req
783. - Does anyone know how to drive?
- Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.Copy !req
784. Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.Copy !req
785. - Strangers.
- From the outside.Copy !req
786. - Oh, no.
- He's at a red light! We can catch him!Copy !req
787. Maximum power, Slink!Copy !req
788. Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!Copy !req
789. - Why won't it go?
- Use the Wand of Power.Copy !req
790. - Rex, which way?
- Left! No, no! I mean right!Copy !req
791. That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!Copy !req
792. Buzz, he's turning left!
He's turning left!Copy !req
793. Oh, oh, boy!Copy !req
794. Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.Copy !req
795. Go right! To the right!
Right-right-right-right!Copy !req
796. - You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
797. The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...Copy !req
798. No parking.Copy !req
799. Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!Copy !req
800. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
801. - Final boarding call
for Far East Airlines...
- There he is!Copy !req
802. Flight 451 to Tokio, : All confirmed
passengers must board at this time.Copy !req
803. Passenger Twitch,
passenger Leon Twitch, please pick up...Copy !req
804. - You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
- Will you just leave me alone?Copy !req
805. - Oh! Someone's coming!
- Ooh, a puppy!Copy !req
806. Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark.
Bark-bark-bark-bark-bark.Copy !req
807. Listen, flyboy. The contents
of that case are worth more
than you make in a year!Copy !req
808. - You got that, sport! You be careful!
- I understand, sir.Copy !req
809. - Do you have
a "fragile'sticker or something?
- Don't worry, sir.Copy !req
810. I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!Copy !req
811. The Mystic Portal!Copy !req
812. Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.Copy !req
813. - Ow! There's the case!
- No, there's the case!Copy !req
814. You take that one!
We'll take this one!Copy !req
815. Whoa-oa! Buzz!Copy !req
816. Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!Copy !req
817. Slinky!Copy !req
818. Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!Copy !req
819. Nice flash though.Copy !req
820. Okay, Woody, let's go!Copy !req
821. Take that, space toy.Copy !req
822. Hey! No one does that
to my friend!Copy !req
823. Your choice, Woody.Copy !req
824. You can go to Japan
together or in pieces.Copy !req
825. If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!Copy !req
826. - Never!
- Fine!Copy !req
827. - No!
- Gotcha!Copy !req
828. Idiots!
Children destroy toys!Copy !req
829. You'll all be ruined, forgotten!Copy !req
830. Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!Copy !req
831. Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.Copy !req
832. - Right over there, guys!
- No. No! No!Copy !req
833. Atlantic Air flight eight...Copy !req
834. is now arriving...Copy !req
835. Look, Barbie.
A big ugly man doll.Copy !req
836. Ooh, he needs a makeover.Copy !req
837. Hi! You'll like Amy.Copy !req
838. She's an artist!Copy !req
839. Come on, hon!Copy !req
840. Happy trails, Prospector.Copy !req
841. - Buzz! Woody!
- Help us out here!Copy !req
842. Hurry!Copy !req
843. - Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!
- Oh, Woody!Copy !req
844. Jessie!Copy !req
845. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
846. - Yah!
- Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
847. Hey-howdy-hey!
Giddyap!Copy !req
848. Come on, Bullseye! Yah!Copy !req
849. Buzz, give me a boost!Copy !req
850. - Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!
- Woody!Copy !req
851. Here's the rest!Copy !req
852. Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.Copy !req
853. - Woody!
- Come on, Jess.
It's time to take you home.Copy !req
854. - But... what if Andy doesn't like me?
- Nonsense!Copy !req
855. Andy'll love you! Besides,Copy !req
856. - he's got a little sister.
- He does?Copy !req
857. Why didn't you say so? Let's go!Copy !req
858. Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!Copy !req
859. Okay. On three.Copy !req
860. - One, two...
- Too late!Copy !req
861. Put 'em on the next flight!Copy !req
862. - This is bad.
- How are we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
863. Over there! Come on!Copy !req
864. - You sure about this?
- No! Let's go!Copy !req
865. Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
866. - What's a cowboy without his hat?
- Buzz!Copy !req
867. Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!Copy !req
868. Jessie, let go of the plane!Copy !req
869. - What? Are you crazy?
- Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.Copy !req
870. But it was canceled!
We never saw if you made it!Copy !req
871. Well, then, let's find out together!Copy !req
872. We did it! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
873. - Nice ropin', cowboy.
- That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!Copy !req
874. Your hat, partner.Copy !req
875. Let's... go home.Copy !req
876. Hey, Woody! Woody?Copy !req
877. Oh, wow! New toys!Copy !req
878. Cool! Thanks, Mom!Copy !req
879. It's Bazooka Jane and her jet-propelled
horse!Copy !req
880. Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!Copy !req
881. Andy, come on, hon.
Time to go.Copy !req
882. - Hey, you fixed Woody!
- Yeah.Copy !req
883. Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.Copy !req
884. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
885. Yee-hah! Oh, Bullseye,Copy !req
886. we're part of a family again!Copy !req
887. Uh, m-ma'am, I, uh...Copy !req
888. Well, I just wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.Copy !req
889. Uh, "hairful" of yarn.
It's...Copy !req
890. - I must go.
- Well, aren't you
the sweetest space toy I ever met?Copy !req
891. What's that? Bark-bark?Copy !req
892. This fella says he needs to go out
for a little private time.Copy !req
893. That critter needs help!Copy !req
894. Ooh, ooh, oh... Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.Copy !req
895. I don't need to play...
I've lived it!Copy !req
896. No-no-no-no! Oh, nuts!Copy !req
897. Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.Copy !req
898. We've got the lowest prices in town.Copy !req
899. Everything for a buck-buck-buck.Copy !req
900. Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.Copy !req
901. Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!Copy !req
902. I like it. Makes you look... tough.Copy !req
903. - You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
904. You saved their lives?
Oh, my hero!Copy !req
905. - And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
- Daddy!Copy !req
906. Oh, no.Copy !req
907. Wheezy, you're fixed!Copy !req
908. Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the
toy box and found me an extra squeaker.Copy !req
909. - And... how do you feel?
- Oh, I feel swell.Copy !req
910. In fact, I think I feel
a song comin' on.Copy !req
911. Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.Copy !req
912. Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?Copy !req
913. Yeah, and I can teach her.Copy !req
914. - You still worried?
- About Andy?Copy !req
915. - Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
- I'm proud of you, cowboy.Copy !req
916. Besides, when it all ends, I'll have
old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company...Copy !req
917. for infinity and beyond.Copy !req
918. Yeah!Copy !req