1. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
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2. All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,
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3. but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
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4. Come to me, my prey.
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5. To infinity and beyond!
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6. So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
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7. Not today, Zurg!
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8. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh, you almost had him.
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9. - I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
- Sure, you will, Rex.
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10. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
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11. But look at my little arms!
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12. I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!
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13. Where is it? Where is it?
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14. Woody?
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15. Hang on, cowboy!
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16. - Woody, are you all right?
- Yeah.
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17. Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.
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18. Batteries need to be changed.
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19. Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.
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20. Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar
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21. on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.
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22. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
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23. Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?
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24. No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
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25. and I can't find it anywhere!
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26. Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,
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27. you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, not "sch'moes."
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28. - They're called s'mores, Buzz.
- Right. Right. Of course.
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29. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
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30. Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.
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31. The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.
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32. It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.
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33. - I found it.
- You found my hat?
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34. Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.
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35. - Oh, my little sweet potato!
- Oh, you found it!
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36. Oh, it's so nice
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37. to have a big, strong spud
around the house.
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38. Oh, great. That's just great.
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39. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!
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40. - Woody, look under your boot.
- Don't be silly.
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41. - My hat is not under my boot.
- Would you just look?
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42. No hat. Just the word "Andy."
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43. And the boy who wrote that
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44. would take you to camp
with or without your hat.
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45. I'm sorry, Bo.
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46. It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.
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47. It's my one time with just me and Andy.
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48. You're cute when you care.
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49. - Bo, not in front of Buzz.
- Let him look.
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50. Miss Peep, your sheep!
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51. This is AI from AI's Toy Barn,
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52. - and I'm sittin' on good deals.
- Whoa!
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53. I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.
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54. Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
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55. - Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
- Which one is off?
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56. Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
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57. So hurry on down-..
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58. For cryin' out loud, it's this one.
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59. - I despise that chicken.
- Fellas! Fellas!
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60. Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.
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61. What news?
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62. The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.
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63. My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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64. - Where'd you find it?
- Well, that's the bad news.
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65. Oh, it's Buster!
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66. Canine alert! Man your battle stations!
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67. Let's move, move, move!
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68. Woody! Hide! Quick!
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69. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!
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70. Buster, all right.
Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
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71. - Looks like a new record.
- Okay, boy. Sit.
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72. Reach for the sky.
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73. Gotcha!
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74. Great job, boy.
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75. Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?
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76. Who's gonna miss me?
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77. Andy, you got all your stuff?
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78. Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.
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79. It's in my room.
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80. Stick 'em up.
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81. I guess we'll work on that later.
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82. Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?
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83. Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
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84. Five minutes.
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85. Help, help! Somebody help me!
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86. Let her go, evil Dr Pork Chop!
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87. Never!
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88. You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
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89. Shark, or death by monkeys?
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90. Choose!
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91. I choose Buzz Lightyear!
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92. What? That's not a choice!
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93. To infinity and beyond!
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94. - I'll save you, Miss Peep.
- My hero.
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95. - Thanks, Buzz.
- No problem, buddy.
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96. You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
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97. of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
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98. Oh, no.
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99. Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.
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100. - But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
- Oh, no.
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101. - Maybe we can fix him on the way.
- No, just leave him.
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102. I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.
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103. - What happened?
- Woody's been shelved.
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104. Andy!
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105. - Woody?
- Woody? Honey, are you okay?
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106. Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!
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107. He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
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108. He's back early from cowboy camp!
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109. Places, everybody! Andy's coming!
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110. Yeah!
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111. Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
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112. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
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113. I forgot. You're broken.
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114. I don't wanna play with you any more.
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115. No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!
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116. Andy. Andy.
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117. Bye, Woody.
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118. No! No! Andy!
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119. Wheezy, is that you?
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120. - Hey, Woody.
- What are you doing up here?
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121. I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.
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122. - Andy was so upset.
- Nah.
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123. She just told him that
to calm him down
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124. and then put me on the shelf.
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125. - Why didn't you yell for help?
- Well, I tried squeakin'.
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126. But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me.
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127. Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.
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128. What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
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129. We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.
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130. Yard sale? Yard sale!
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131. Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!
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132. - Yard sale?
- Sarge, emergency roll call!
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133. Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
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134. All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!
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135. - Hamm?
- Here.
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136. - Potato Head, Mr. And Mrs.?
- Here.
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137. Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.
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138. I hate yard sales!
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139. Someone's coming!
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140. Okay. Let's see what's up here.
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141. Bye, Woody.
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142. Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.
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143. Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
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144. Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
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145. Okay, boy. To the yard sale!
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146. What's goin' on? He's nuts.
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147. His arm ain't that bad.
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148. Don't do it, Woody! We love you!
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149. Careful on the steps, now.
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150. Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.
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151. Not that casual.
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152. Piggy bank coming through,
coming through.
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153. - Is he out there?
- There he is.
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154. He's getting in the box!
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155. He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!
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156. Woody, you're worth more than that.
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157. Hold on. Hold on. He's got something.
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158. - it's Wheezy!
- Wheezy?
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159. Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.
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160. Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.
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161. - Bless you, Woody.
- All right, now.
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162. Back to Andy's room.
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163. Way to go, cowboy.
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164. - Golly bob howdy!
- Woody, I'm slipping!
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165. Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
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166. - Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
- Hey, that's not her toy!
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167. What's that little gal think she's doin'?
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168. Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?
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169. Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.
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170. There's a snake in my boot.
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171. Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
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172. Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...
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173. A hat!
I found him! I found him! I found him!
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174. Buster! Quiet down!
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175. - Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Yes.
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176. You can help take his paws off my pal.
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177. I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.
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178. - Oh, now, how did this get down here?
- Hand her the sheriff.
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179. Nice and easy.
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180. - 955.
- I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.
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181. Now just walk away.
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182. - Wait.
- The other way.
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183. - I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
- 50 bucks ain't bad.
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184. - it's not for sale.
- Everything's for sale.
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185. - Or trade. You like my watch?
- Sorry.
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186. - He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!
- She showed him!
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187. Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.
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188. Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.
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189. - Hold on.
- What's up?
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190. What is it, Buzz?
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191. What's happening?
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192. What's he doing?
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193. I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?
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194. - He's stealin' Woody!
- What? He can't take Woody.
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195. It's illegal.
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196. - Where's he going?
- Do something.
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197. Buzz!
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198. Get him, Buzz.
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199. Where's the red jacket?
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200. Why would someone steal Woody?
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201. All right.
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202. At precisely 8:32-ish,
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203. Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
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204. Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.
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205. - He didn't have a beard like that.
- Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
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206. The kidnapper was bigger than that.
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207. - Oh, picky, picky, picky.
- Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.
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208. The kidnapper's vehicle.
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209. Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.
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210. Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.
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211. Hey. Put a cork in it.
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212. - How do you spell FBI?
- My crime scene!
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213. Oh, why don't you watch
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214. - I didn't know there was a crime scene.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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215. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
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216. Lazy toy brain.
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217. - Lousy try Brian.
- What are you doing, Buzz?
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218. It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.
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219. - Liz try bran.
- It's just a license plate.
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220. - It's just a jumble of letters.
- Yeah, and there are about
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221. 3.5 million registered cars
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222. Lou's thigh burn.
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223. Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.
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224. Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!
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225. - AI's Toy Barn.
- Al's Toy Barn!
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226. Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.
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227. It's the chicken man!
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228. That's our guy.
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229. I knew there was something
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230. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
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231. And we're gonna do this commercial
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232. because I am in the middle
of something really important.
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233. You, my little cowboy friend,
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234. are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.
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235. Andy!
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236. I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.
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237. All the way to work!
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238. What? Whoa!
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239. Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
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240. Stop it! Sit, I Said!
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241. Whoa! Whoa.
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242. Yee-haw!
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243. It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
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244. - It's really you!
- What's me?
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245. There's a snake in my boot.
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246. - It is you!
- Please stop saying that.
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247. Prospector said someday you'd come.
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248. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
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249. The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya!
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250. Say "hello" to the Prospector!
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251. - It... It's a box.
- He's mint in the box.
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252. Never been opened.
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253. Turn me around, Bullseye,
so I can see.
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254. Why, the prodigal son has returned.
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255. Yee-haw!
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256. It's you! It's you!
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257. You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
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258. Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.
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259. Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.
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260. - It's good to see you, Woody.
- Listen. I don't know...
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261. - Hey, now do you know my name?
- Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.
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262. Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?
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263. That's me.
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264. Wow.
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265. Holy cow.
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266. Cowboy Crunchies,
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267. the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,
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268. proudly presents...
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269. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
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270. There's Jessie
the yodelling cowgirl
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271. Look it! That's me!
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272. - Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
- He's a smart one
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273. Pete the old Prospector
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274. Has anyone seen my pick?
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275. And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody
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276. He's the very best
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277. He's the rootin'-est
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278. In the Wild, Wild west
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279. Woody's Roundup
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280. I can't find it! It doesn't seem
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281. - Keep looking.
- You're going too slow.
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282. Let me take the wheel.
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283. It's too fast.
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284. - How can you even tell what's on?
- I can tell.
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285. Stop! Back, back, back!
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286. Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.
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287. - Back, back! Stop!
- And look for the giant chicken!
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288. Now, Etch!
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289. That's where I need to go.
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290. You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.
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291. Woody once risked his life to save me.
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292. I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.
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293. So who's with me?
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294. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.
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295. This is for Woody when you find him.
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296. All right,
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297. but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.
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298. Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.
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299. I'll do my best, son.
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300. Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
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301. Geronimo!
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302. You'd think with
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303. I'd be feeling more prepared.
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304. The idea is to let go.
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305. We'll be back before Andy gets home.
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306. Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
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307. To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
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308. They don't call this
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309. the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector
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310. I reckon we oughta get outta here.
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311. Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.
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312. This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
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313. Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!
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314. - Holy tarnation.
- I 'II call for help.
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315. Hey critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!
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316. Good job, Bullseye.
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317. I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.
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318. What's that?
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319. Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,
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320. and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
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321. and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?
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322. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!
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323. You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that Ere.
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324. My biscuits are burnin'!
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325. Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
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326. Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
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327. Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
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328. All right! All right! Next tape!
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329. Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?
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330. - Come on! Let's see the next episode!
- That's it.
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331. - What?
- The show was cancelled after that.
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332. Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?
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333. That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?
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334. Two words, Sput-nik.
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335. Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.
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336. I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.
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337. - I mean, look at all this stuff!
- Didn't you know?
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338. Why, you're valuable property!
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339. I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.
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340. I'm on a yo-yo.
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341. Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.
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342. Oh, it's a bank! Cool.
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343. What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...
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344. Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.
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345. Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
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346. I get it.
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347. "There's a snake in my boot."
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348. Oh, hey, Bullseye. Go long! Go long!
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349. A record player!
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350. I haven't seen one of these in ages.
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351. Okay, now. Slow.
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352. Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.
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353. Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
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354. Not bad.
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355. It's time for Woody's Roundup
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356. He's the very best
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357. He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...
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358. Look at us! We're a complete set!
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359. - Now it's on to the museum.
- Museum?
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360. - What museum?
- THE museum.
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361. We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.
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362. - That's in Japan!
- Japan?
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363. No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.
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364. What do you mean?
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365. I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?
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366. - He still has an owner.
- Oh, my goodness.
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367. No. Can't go.
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368. I can't do storage again. I just can't!
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369. - Jessie. Jessie.
- I won't go back in the dark!
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370. What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?
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371. Well, we've been in storage
for a long time
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372. waiting for you.
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373. - Why me?
- The museum's
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374. only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.
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375. Without you, we go back into storage.
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376. - It's that simple.
- it's not fair!
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377. How can you do this to us?
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378. Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.
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379. - You see, I was in this yard sale...
- Yard sale?
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380. Why were you in a yard sale
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381. Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toy when...
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382. Was it because you're damaged?
Did this Andy break you?
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383. Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.
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384. - I mean...
- Sounds like he really loves you.
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385. It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!
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386. Well, I'm not going back into storage!
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387. Al's coming!
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388. Go! Go on, Jessie.
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389. Jessie, look at me.
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390. I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!
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391. It's show time!
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392. On, money, baby.
Money, money, money.
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393. And now
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394. the main attraction.
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395. No! His arm! Where's his arm?
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396. No. No, no, no, no!
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397. What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
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398. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!
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399. - Hello?
- it's me. It's AI.
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400. I got an emergency.
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401. - I'm busy.
- Yes, we're all busy.
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402. Look. It has to be tonight.
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403. All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.
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404. It's gone! I can't believe it!
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405. - My arm is completely gone!
- All right. Come here. Let me see that.
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406. Oh, it's just a popped seam,
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407. easily repaired.
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408. - You should consider yourself lucky.
- Lucky?
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409. Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!
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410. Big deal.
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411. Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy
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412. is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.
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413. Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.
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414. It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.
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415. All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.
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416. Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.
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417. - What?
- Nineteen?
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418. Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.
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419. Come on, fellas.
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420. Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?
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421. - No.
- No.
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422. And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
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423. - Oh, you had to bring that up.
- No, he didn't!
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424. We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
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425. Now let's move out!
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426. And that concludes
our broadcast day.
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427. Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.
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428. Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.
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429. You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.
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430. Bullseye... All right. All right.
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431. But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.
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432. Over here. Attaboy.
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433. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.
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434. Bullseye. Cut it out.
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435. Stop it.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.
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436. Stop it.
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437. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
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438. No, Officer! I swear. What?
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439. Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.
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440. Where is the remote?
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441. Where is the remote?
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442. Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.
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443. What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.
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444. Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.
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445. What? You think I did that?
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446. Oh, right, right.
The IV just happened to turn on,
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447. and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!
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448. - You calling me a liar?
- Well, if the boot fits...
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449. Say that again.
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450. If the boot fits.
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451. Okay, cowboy.
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452. How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
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453. Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.
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454. Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.
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455. I don't know
how that television turned on,
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456. but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.
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457. - If I had both my arms...
- The fact is, you don't, Woody,
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458. so I suggest
you just wait until morning.
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459. - The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
- And then I'm outta here!
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460. Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.
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461. - It's just that Andy...
- Andy, Andy, Andy.
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462. That's all he ever talks about.
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463. Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
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464. May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?
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465. Losing health units. Must rest.
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466. Is everyone present and accounted for?
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467. Not quite everyone.
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468. - Who's behind?
- Mine.
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469. Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?
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470. - Not now, Hamm.
- Oh, I love riddles. Why?
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471. To get to the chicken
on the other side!
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472. The chicken!
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473. - Oh, well. We tried.
- We'll have to cross.
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474. What the...
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475. You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.
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476. I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.
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477. There must be a safe way.
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478. Okay.
Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.
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479. Drop!
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480. Go!
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481. Drop! I said "drop"!
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482. Go!
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483. Drop.
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484. Go.
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485. That went well.
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486. Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.
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487. Oh, thank goodness you're here.
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488. Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
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489. So, how long is this gonna take?
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490. You can't rush art.
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491. Oh, no. It's closed.
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492. We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.
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493. Hey, Joe, you're late.
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494. We've got a ton of toys to unload.
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495. All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
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496. All right. Let's go.
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497. But the sign says it's closed.
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498. No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
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499. Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
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500. Look for AI. We find AI,
we find Woody. Now move out!
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501. - Woody?
- Woody.
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502. There you go.
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503. He's for display only.
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504. You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.
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505. It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.
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506. Wow.
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507. I could use one of those.
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508. You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.
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509. It's extortion. That's what it is.
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510. Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...
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511. I thought we could search in style.
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512. Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?
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513. Am I really that fat?
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514. - What are you doing?
- You're in direct violation
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515. of Code 6404.5,
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516. stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
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517. until awakened
by authorised personnel.
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518. Oh, no.
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519. You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.
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520. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
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521. - I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.
- Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
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522. No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.
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523. Mean the laser that's a light bulb?
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524. Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.
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525. Or should I say "traitor"?
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526. - I don't have time for this.
- Halt!
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527. I order you to halt!
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528. Listen to me. Listen. Wait.
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529. - We've been down this aisle already.
- We've never been down this aisle.
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530. - It's pink.
- Face it. We're lost.
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531. Back it up. Back it up.
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532. What a great party!
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533. How low can you go?
How low can you go?
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534. Excuse me, ladies.
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535. Does anyone know where we might
find the AI of Al's Toy Barn?
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536. I can help.
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537. I'm Tour Guide Barbie.
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538. Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
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539. and no flash photography.
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540. - Thank you.
- I'm a married spud.
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541. - I'm a married spud.
- Then make room for the single fellas.
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542. To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle.
Developed in 1967,
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543. the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.
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544. I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?
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545. Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.
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546. It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
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547. - Excuse me, sir.
- Get this outta here, geekosaur.
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548. - Look out!
- Stop, stop, stop!
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549. Turn into the spin, Barbie!
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550. My source of power!
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551. No! Come back! Hey!
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552. Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
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553. Dinosaur overboard! Slow down!
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554. Remain seated, please.
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555. Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.
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556. You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?
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557. Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.
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558. Let me go! You don't realise
what you're doing!
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559. And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.
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560. In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.
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561. - Hey, Buzz!
- Halt! Who goes there?
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562. Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!
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563. Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!
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564. - You do?
- Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
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565. No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
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566. Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?
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567. Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.
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568. No!
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569. It's like printing my own money.
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570. Yeah? What?
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571. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.
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572. In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.
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573. I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!
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574. Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
it's like I'm fresh out of the box!
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575. Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
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576. Hi! Hello!
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577. Great. Now you can go.
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578. Well, what a good idea.
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579. Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.
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580. She's been through
more than you know.
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581. Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?
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582. It's the least you can do.
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583. All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.
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584. Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
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585. Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.
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586. Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,
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587. but I have to go back.
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588. I'm still Andy's toy.
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589. Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...
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590. Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.
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591. And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.
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592. And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,
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593. you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.
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594. How did you know that?
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595. Because Emily was just the same.
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596. She was my whole world.
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597. When somebody loved me
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598. Everything was beautiful
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599. Every hour we spent together
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600. Lives within my heart
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601. And when she was sad
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602. I was there to dry her tears
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603. And when she was happy so was I
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604. When she loved me
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605. Through the Summer and the Fall
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606. We had each other
That was all
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607. Just she and I together
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608. Like it was meant to be
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609. And when she was lonely
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610. I was there to comfort her
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611. And I knew that
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612. She loved me
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613. So the years went by
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614. I stayed the same
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615. But she began to drift away
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616. I was left alone
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617. Still I waited for the day
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618. When she'd say
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619. I will always love you
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620. Lonely and forgotten
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621. I never thought she'd look my way
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622. She smiled at me and held me
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623. Just like she used to do
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624. Like she loved me
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625. When she loved me
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626. When somebody loved me
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627. Everything was beautiful
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628. Every hour we spent together
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629. Lives within my heart
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630. When she loved me
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631. You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.
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632. But they forget you.
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633. - Jessie, I didn't know.
- Just go.
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634. How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think
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635. Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?
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636. Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
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637. It's your choice, Woody.
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638. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.
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639. You'll be adored
by children for generations.
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640. Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?
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641. - Hey, Woody, are you in here?
- Nah. This one's empty too.
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642. - Woody! Woody!
- Woody!
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643. Pardon me, gentlemen,
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644. but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
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645. - Why, no, I haven't.
- Hey! He was talkin' to me!
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646. - No! He was talkin' to me!
- Why, you...
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647. You see, all along,
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648. we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,
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649. but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.
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650. To the left in the shadows. Got it.
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651. - Someone's coming.
- Everyone, take cover.
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652. It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.
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653. Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.
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654. - 011...
- 011. Wait.
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655. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.
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656. - It's him.
- The chicken man.
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657. Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
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658. That's the kidnapper, all right.
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659. A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
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660. And the pièce de résistance!
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661. I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.
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662. - it's Woody!
- Now that I have your attention,
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663. imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?
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664. - I'll pay anything you want.
- Yes! Yes!
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665. You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
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666. Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.
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667. He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!
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668. Don't touch my moustache!
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669. Rich, rich, rich, rich!
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670. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
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671. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
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672. - He didn't take the bag!
- No time to lose!
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673. He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.
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674. All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.
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675. - Buzz?
- To infinity and beyond!
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676. What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.
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677. I don't understand.
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678. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.
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679. Blast. He's on level 23.
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680. How are we gonna get up there?
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681. Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.
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682. Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,
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683. push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
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684. How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?
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685. What about me?
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686. You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.
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687. Troops! Over here.
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688. Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."
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689. Okay. Let's move!
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690. Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection
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691. and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.
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692. You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.
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693. Oh, no. Which way do we go?
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694. - This way!
- What makes you so sure?
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695. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.
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696. We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!
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697. Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.
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698. Hey! Put me down, you moron!
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699. Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!
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700. Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!
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701. What?
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702. Buzz, why not just take the elevator?
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703. They'll be expecting that.
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704. Hey, Buzz! Stop!
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705. Slow down!
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706. To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?
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707. That's in yen, right?
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708. Dollars?
You are deliberately taking advantage
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709. of people in a hurry, you know that?
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710. All right. I'll do it! All right. Fine.
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711. I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
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712. because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?
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713. We're finally going.
Can you believe it?
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714. That's custom-fitted
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715. foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.
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716. First class all the way!
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717. You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.
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718. I mean it. I really am!
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719. - And why shouldn't you be?
- Yee-haw!
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720. Swing your partner do-si-do
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721. - Look at you, dancing cowboy!
- Look! I'm doin' the box step!
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722. Hey, heads up down there!
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723. - Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
- Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
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724. Halfway there.
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725. My arms can't hold on much longer!
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726. Too heavy.
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727. What was I thinking?
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728. My antigravity servos!
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729. Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.
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730. - What?
- He wouldn't.
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731. - One...
- He would.
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732. Two...
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733. Three!
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734. To infinity and beyond!
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735. Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.
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736. Area secure.
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737. It's okay, troops.
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738. The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!
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739. Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.
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740. How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?
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741. Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...
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742. You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
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743. The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,
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744. Sheriff Woody!
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745. Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?
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746. Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.
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747. Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!
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748. The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!
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749. Help us! The barn's on fire!
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750. I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
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751. Woody saves the day again!
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752. Yee-haw!
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753. Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?
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754. I have to ride off into the sunset...
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755. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!
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756. Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, Okay?
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757. Oh, you are?
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758. No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.
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759. No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
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760. Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,
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761. but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.
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762. - Please, no!
- That's Woody!
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763. This way!
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764. Please, please, no!
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765. Buzz, can you see? What's going on?
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766. - Take that!
- To the left.
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767. No, your left.
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768. - Take it up higher.
- What's happening?
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769. Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.
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770. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!
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771. But I don't wanna use my head!
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772. What's going on here?
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773. Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?
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774. Watch yourself!
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775. We're here to spring ya, Woody!
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776. You heard of kung fu?
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777. Well, get ready for pork chop.
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778. Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
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779. Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!
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780. These are my friends!
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781. - Yeah, we're his friends!
- No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!
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782. Hey, stop it!
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783. Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
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784. - Grab Woody, and let's go!
- Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
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785. - Quick! To the vent!
- They're stealing him.
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786. No!
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787. Hold it right there!
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788. - Buzz?
- You again?
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789. - Thank goodness you're all right.
- Buzz, what is going on?
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790. Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.
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791. No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
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792. - I'm Buzz Lightyear!
- I'm Buzz Lightyear!
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793. So, who's the real Buzz?
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794. - I am!
- Don't let this impostor fool you!
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795. He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.
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796. Buzz!
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797. I had a feelin' it was you.
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798. My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.
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799. Will somebody please
explain what's going on?
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800. It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.
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801. - You mean it's a...
- Yes.
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802. - And he's a...
- Oh, yeah.
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803. Your Majesty.
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804. Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.
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805. Al's selling you to a toy museum
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806. - in Japan!
- I know.
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807. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
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808. - What?
- Are you crazy?
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809. Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,
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810. and these guys are my Roundup gang.
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811. - What are you talking about?
- Woody's Roundup!
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812. Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.
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813. Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
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814. - This is weirdin' me out.
- Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.
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815. There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.
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816. You should have seen it.
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817. There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
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818. - "Was"?
- Stop this nonsense and let's go.
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819. Nah, Buzz.
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820. I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.
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821. They need me to get into this museum.
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822. Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!
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823. Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.
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824. You are a toy!
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825. For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.
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826. And what do I do then, Buzz?
You tell me.
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827. Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me
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828. that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.
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829. And I travelled all this way
to rescue that toy
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830. because I believed him.
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831. Well, you wasted your time.
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832. - Let's go, everyone.
- What about Woody?
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833. He's not coming with us.
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834. But... But Andy's coming home tonight.
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835. Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.
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836. I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.
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837. To do what, Woody?
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838. Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?
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839. Some life.
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840. - Is everybody okay?
- Sheriff Woody!
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841. - I knew you'd make it!
- Now, remember; deputies,
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842. the real treasures are
your friends and family.
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843. Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,
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844. - for the times I'm not around.
- Good going, Woody!
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845. I thought they'd never leave.
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846. You've got a friend in me
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847. Woody?
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848. You've got troubles
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849. Well, I've got 'em too
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850. There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
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851. We stick together
and see it through
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852. 'Cause you've got a friend in me
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853. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
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854. Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
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855. But none of them will ever love you
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856. The way I do
It's me and you, boy
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857. And as the years go by
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858. Our friendship will never die
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859. You're gonna see it's our destiny
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860. What am I doing?
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861. - Buzz! Wait! Wait!
- Woody, where are you going?
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862. You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.
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863. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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864. - No!
- Buzz!
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865. - Yes?
- Yes?
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866. I'm coming with you!
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867. Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.
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868. Way to go, cowboy!
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869. - Hey, you guys... Come with me.
- What?
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870. Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
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871. Woody, I don't know. I...
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872. Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?
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873. Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.
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874. And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?
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875. Okay, good boy.
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876. Prospector, how 'bout you?
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877. - Prospector?
- You're outta your box!
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878. I tried reasoning with you, Woody,
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879. but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.
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880. Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.
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881. Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.
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882. Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?
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883. You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
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884. Prospector, this isn't fair.
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885. "Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.
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886. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.
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887. Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
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888. and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!
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889. Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
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890. It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
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891. His name is Buzz Lightyear.
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892. Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.
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893. It's stuck! What do we do?
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894. Should I use my head?
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895. It's AI!
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896. Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
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897. Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.
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898. All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,
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899. passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.
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900. Shower! Oh, I can skip the shower.
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901. I just gotta get outta here now!
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902. Quick! To the elevator!
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903. Hurry. I can hear it coming.
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904. So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
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905. for the last time.
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906. It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!
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907. Quick! Get on!
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908. The emergency hatch! Come on!
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909. - Come on! Hurry!
- But Buzz is in peril!
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910. Buzz Buzz Buzz...
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911. Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
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912. I'll never give in. You killed my father!
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913. No, Buzz. I AM your father.
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914. No!
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915. Come on! Come on! Come on!
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916. Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!
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917. You just need to believe in yourself!
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918. - Prepare to die!
- I can't look!
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919. Whoa!
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920. I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
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921. Father.
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922. Finally!
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923. How are we gonna get him now?
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924. Pizza, anyone?
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925. - Go, go, go!
- I got it!
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926. Buzz, are you coming?
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927. No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.
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928. Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!
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929. - Oh, you're a great dad.
- Farewell.
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930. Does anyone know how to drive?
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931. Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.
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932. Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.
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933. Whoa.
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934. - Strangers.
- From the outside.
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935. - Oh, no.
- He's at a red light! We can catch him!
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936. Maximum power, Slink!
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937. It turned green! Hurry!
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938. - Why won't it go?
- Use the Wand of Power.
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939. - Rex, which way?
- Left! No, no! I mean right!
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940. That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!
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941. Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!
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942. Oh, boy!
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943. Whoa!
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944. Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.
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945. Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!
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946. Whoa!
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947. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
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948. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
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949. The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
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950. No parking.
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951. Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!
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952. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
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953. - Final boarding call...
- There he is!
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954. for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.
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955. All confirmed passengers
with boarding passes
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956. must board at this time.
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957. Passenger Twitch, passenger
Leon Twitch, please pick up...
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958. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
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959. - Will you leave me alone?
- Someone's coming!
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960. - A PUPPY!
- Bark, bark, bark, bark.
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961. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
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962. Listen, flyboy.
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963. The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!
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964. - You got that, sport? You be careful!
- I understand, sir.
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965. Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?
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966. I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!
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967. The Mystic Portal!
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968. Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.
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969. - There's the case!
- No, there's the case!
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970. You take that one! We'll take this one!
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971. Whoa! Buzz!
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972. Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!
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973. Slinky!
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974. Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!
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975. Nice flash, though.
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976. Okay, Woody, let's go!
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977. Take that, space toy.
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978. Hey! No one does that to my friend!
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979. Your choice, Woody.
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980. You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.
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981. If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!
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982. - Never!
- Fine!
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983. - No!
- Gotcha!
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984. Idiots! Children destroy toys!
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985. You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
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986. Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!
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987. Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.
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988. - Right over there, guys!
- No. No! No!
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989. Atlantic Air flight 810
from Point Richmond
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990. is now arriving at Gate 3.
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991. Look, Barbie. A big, ugly man doll.
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992. He needs a makeover.
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993. Hi! You'll like Amy.
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994. She's an artist!
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995. Come on, hon!
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996. Happy trails, Prospector.
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997. - Buzz! Woody!
- Help us out here!
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998. Hurry!
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999. - Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!
- Oh, Woody!
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1000. Jessie!
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1001. Come on, Buzz.
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1002. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!
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1003. Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
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1004. Come on, Bullseye!
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1005. Buzz, give me a boost!
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1006. Woody!
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1007. Here's the rest!
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1008. Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.
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1009. - Woody!
- Come on, Jess.
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1010. - it's time to take you home.
- But
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1011. - what if Andy doesn't like me?
- Nonsense!
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1012. Andy'll love you! Besides,
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1013. - he's got a little sister.
- He does?
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1014. - Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
- Whoa!
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1015. Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
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1016. Okay. On three.
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1017. - One, two...
- Too late!
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1018. Put 'em on the next flight!
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1019. - This is bad.
- How are we gonna get outta here?
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1020. Over there! Come on!
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1021. - You sure about this?
- No! Let's go!
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1022. Hold on, Woody!
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1023. - What's a cowboy without his hat?
- Buzz!
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1024. Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tyres!
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1025. Jessie, let go of the plane!
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1026. What? Are you crazy?
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1027. Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
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1028. But it was cancelled!
We never saw if you made it!
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1029. Well, then, let's find out together!
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1030. We did it! We did it! We did it!
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1031. Nice ropin', cowboy.
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1032. That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!
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1033. Your hat, partner.
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1034. Let's go home.
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1035. Yee-haw!
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1036. Hey, Woody! Woody?
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1037. Oh, wow! New toys!
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1038. Cool! Thanks, Mom!
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1039. It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!
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1040. Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!
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1041. Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.
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1042. - Hey, you fixed Woody!
- Yeah.
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1043. Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.
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1044. Well, what do you know?
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1045. Yee-haw!
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1046. Oh, Bullseye,
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1047. we're part of a family again!
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1048. Ma'am, I...
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1049. I wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
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1050. with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.
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1051. "Hairful" of yarn. It's...
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1052. I must go.
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1053. Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?
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1054. What's that? Bark, bark?
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1055. This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.
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1056. That critter needs help!
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1057. Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.
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1058. I don't need to play. I've lived it!
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1059. No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!
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1060. Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
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1061. We've got the lowest prices in town.
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1062. Everything for a buck, buck, buck.
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1063. Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.
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1064. Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!
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1065. I like it. Makes you look tough.
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1066. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
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1067. You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
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1068. And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
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1069. Daddy!
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1070. Oh, no.
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1071. Wheezy, you're fixed!
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1072. Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.
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1073. - And how do you feel?
- Oh, I feel swell.
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1074. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
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1075. You've got a friend in me
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1076. You just remember
what your old pal said
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1077. Babe, you've got a friend in me
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1078. Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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1079. Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.
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1080. Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?
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1081. Yeah, and I can teach her.
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1082. - You still worried?
- About Andy?
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1083. - Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
- I'm proud of you, cowboy.
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1084. Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me company
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1085. for infinity and beyond.
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1086. You're gonna see it's our destiny
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1087. - You've got a friend in me
- Yes, you do
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1088. - You've got a friend in me
- That's the truth
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1089. You've got a friend
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1090. In me
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1091. Yeah!
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1092. - Speed.
- Marker.
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1093. And action.
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1094. Okay. A little help here, please.
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1095. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!
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1096. But I don't wanna use my head!
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1097. - Speed.
- Marker.
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1098. Okay, and pull back.
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1099. - I don't remember eating that.
- Cut.
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1100. - I can't believe this.
- That's the fifth time.
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1101. - What row is that guy in?
- Sorry.
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1102. I had that bean burrito for lunch.
Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.
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1103. And action.
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1104. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.
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1105. And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.
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1106. I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.
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1107. - Speed.
- Marker.
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1108. And action.
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1109. Could...? Should we just...?
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1110. Should that just be part
of the movie now?
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1111. He lost... He lost his string.
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1112. And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.
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1113. And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.
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1114. - Who's behind?
- Mine.
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1115. All right, cut. Good take.
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1116. What good acting.
That was a good take.
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1117. You're such a cute little bottom.
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1118. Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.
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1119. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
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1120. Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?
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1121. You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.
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1122. I'm not a very good catch.
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1123. - Okay, I'm ready for another take.
- Let's go again.
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1124. Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!
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1125. And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.
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1126. And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.
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1127. Whoa!
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1128. - Marker.
- And action.
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1129. We'll be back before Andy gets home.
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1130. What? What're you laughing about?
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1131. Real funny, Woody.
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1132. We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.
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1133. Golly bob howdy.
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1134. What? What's so funny? Woody!
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1135. - Darn it, Woody!
- Okay, let's go again.
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1136. And crayons, in case you get bored.
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1137. And some blue Play-Doh.
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1138. Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.
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1139. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
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1140. You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.
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1141. Yeah, I can hardly believe it also.
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1142. But there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.
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1143. What's that, Heimlich?
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1144. Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
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1145. What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?
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1146. And action.
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1147. - Marker.
- And action.
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1148. Bullseye, are you with me?
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1149. Okay, good boy.
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1150. Prospector, how 'bout you?
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1151. And so, you two are
absolutely identical?
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1152. You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.
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1153. I'm sorry. Are we back?
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1154. All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.
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1155. Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.
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1156. All right, off you go then.
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1157. - Speed.
- Let me check focus.
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1158. Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?
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1159. In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
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1160. What will you do next?
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1161. I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.
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1162. Wow, that's great.
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1163. And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.
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1164. Monkey chow? For what?
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1165. Well, for the monkeys, of course.
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1166. Come on, monkeys.
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1167. That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.
Get my agent on the phone!
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1168. - Marker.
- And action.
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1169. It's your choice, Woody.
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1170. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.
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1171. Good heavens. Was that me?
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1172. Oh, my. I am so sorry.
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1173. I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete.
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1174. Okay, let's cut.
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1175. We are so glad you came.
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1176. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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1177. Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.
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1178. Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containers
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1179. in the nearest trash receptacle.
Thank you.
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1180. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.
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1181. Okay.
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1182. Are they all gone?
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1183. Is everybody gone?
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1184. Huh?
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1185. Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.
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1186. I can't keep smiling like this any more.
I am exhausted.
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1187. I think I need a break.
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1188. A little break? Okay.
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