1. Buzz Lightyear mission log.Copy !req
2. All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,Copy !req
3. but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
4. Come to me, my prey.Copy !req
5. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
6. So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.Copy !req
7. Not today, Zurg!Copy !req
8. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh, you almost had him.Copy !req
9. - I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
- Sure, you will, Rex.Copy !req
10. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.Copy !req
11. But look at my little arms!Copy !req
12. I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!Copy !req
13. Where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
14. Woody?Copy !req
15. Hang on, cowboy!Copy !req
16. - Woody, are you all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
17. Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.Copy !req
18. Batteries need to be changed.Copy !req
19. Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.Copy !req
20. Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminarCopy !req
21. on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.Copy !req
22. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.Copy !req
23. Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?Copy !req
24. No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,Copy !req
25. and I can't find it anywhere!Copy !req
26. Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,Copy !req
27. you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."Copy !req
28. - They're called s'mores, Buzz.
- Right. Right. Of course.Copy !req
29. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?Copy !req
30. Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.Copy !req
31. The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.Copy !req
32. It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.Copy !req
33. - I found it.
- You found my hat?Copy !req
34. Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.Copy !req
35. - Oh, my little sweet potato!
- Oh, you found it!Copy !req
36. Oh, it's so niceCopy !req
37. to have a big, strong spud
around the house.Copy !req
38. Oh, great. That's just great.Copy !req
39. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!Copy !req
40. - Woody, look under your boot.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
41. - My hat is not under my boot.
- Would you just look?Copy !req
42. No hat. Just the word "Andy."Copy !req
43. And the boy who wrote thatCopy !req
44. would take you to camp
with or without your hat.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, Bo.Copy !req
46. It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.Copy !req
47. It's my one time with just me and Andy.Copy !req
48. You're cute when you care.Copy !req
49. - Bo, not in front of Buzz.
- Let him look.Copy !req
50. Miss Peep, your sheep!Copy !req
51. This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,Copy !req
52. - and I'm sittin' on good deals.
- Whoa!Copy !req
53. I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.Copy !req
54. Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...Copy !req
55. - Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
- Which one is off?Copy !req
56. Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!Copy !req
57. So hurry on down...Copy !req
58. For cryin' out loud, it's this one.Copy !req
59. - I despise that chicken.
- Fellas! Fellas!Copy !req
60. Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.Copy !req
61. What news?Copy !req
62. The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.Copy !req
63. My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
64. - Where'd you find it?
- Well, that's the bad news.Copy !req
65. Oh, it's Buster!Copy !req
66. Canine alert! Man your battle stations!Copy !req
67. Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
68. Woody! Hide! Quick!Copy !req
69. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!Copy !req
70. Buster, all right.
Hey, how did he do, Hamm?Copy !req
71. - Looks like a new record.
- Okay, boy. Sit.Copy !req
72. Reach for the sky.Copy !req
73. Gotcha!Copy !req
74. Great job, boy.Copy !req
75. Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?Copy !req
76. Who's gonna miss me?Copy !req
77. Who's gonna miss me?Copy !req
78. Andy, you got all your stuff?Copy !req
79. Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.Copy !req
80. It's in my room.Copy !req
81. Stick 'em up.Copy !req
82. I guess we'll work on that later.Copy !req
83. Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?Copy !req
84. Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.Copy !req
85. Five minutes.Copy !req
86. Help, help! Somebody help me!Copy !req
87. Let her go, evil Dr Pork Chop!Copy !req
88. Never!Copy !req
89. You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?Copy !req
90. Shark, or death by monkeys?Copy !req
91. Choose!Copy !req
92. I choose Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
93. What? That's not a choice!Copy !req
94. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
95. - I'll save you, Miss Peep.
- My hero.Copy !req
96. - Thanks, Buzz.
- No problem, buddy.Copy !req
97. You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duoCopy !req
98. of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
99. Oh, no.Copy !req
100. Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.Copy !req
101. - But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
102. - Maybe we can fix him on the way.
- No, just leave him.Copy !req
103. I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.Copy !req
104. - What happened?
- Woody's been shelved.Copy !req
105. Andy!Copy !req
106. - Woody?
- Woody? Honey, are you okay?Copy !req
107. Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
108. He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!Copy !req
109. He's back early from cowboy camp!Copy !req
110. Places, everybody! Andy's coming!Copy !req
111. Yeah!Copy !req
112. Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?Copy !req
113. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
114. I forgot. You're broken.Copy !req
115. I don't wanna play with you any more.Copy !req
116. No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!Copy !req
117. Andy. Andy.Copy !req
118. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
119. No! No! Andy!Copy !req
120. Wheezy, is that you?Copy !req
121. - Hey, Woody.
- What are you doing up here?Copy !req
122. I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.Copy !req
123. - Andy was so upset.
- Nah.Copy !req
124. She just told him that
to calm him downCopy !req
125. and then put me on the shelf.Copy !req
126. - Why didn't you yell for help?
- Well, I tried squeakin'.Copy !req
127. But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me.Copy !req
128. Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.Copy !req
129. What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?Copy !req
130. We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.Copy !req
131. Yard sale? Yard sale!Copy !req
132. Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!Copy !req
133. - Yard sale?
- Sarge, emergency roll call!Copy !req
134. Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!Copy !req
135. All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
136. - Hamm?
- Here.Copy !req
137. - Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?
- Here.Copy !req
138. Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.Copy !req
139. I hate yard sales!Copy !req
140. Someone's coming!Copy !req
141. Okay. Let's see what's up here.Copy !req
142. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
143. Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.Copy !req
144. Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!Copy !req
145. Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
146. Okay, boy. To the yard sale!Copy !req
147. What's goin' on? He's nuts.Copy !req
148. His arm ain't that bad.Copy !req
149. Don't do it, Woody! We love you!Copy !req
150. Careful on the steps, now.Copy !req
151. Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.Copy !req
152. Not that casual.Copy !req
153. Piggy bank coming through,
coming through.Copy !req
154. - Is he out there?
- There he is.Copy !req
155. He's getting in the box!Copy !req
156. He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!Copy !req
157. Woody, you're worth more than that.Copy !req
158. Hold on. Hold on. He's got something.Copy !req
159. - It's Wheezy!
- Wheezy?Copy !req
160. Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.Copy !req
161. Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.Copy !req
162. - Bless you, Woody.
- All right, now.Copy !req
163. Back to Andy's room.Copy !req
164. Way to go, cowboy.Copy !req
165. - Golly bob howdy!
- Woody, I'm slipping!Copy !req
166. Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!Copy !req
167. - Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
- Hey, that's not her toy!Copy !req
168. What's that little gal think she's doin'?Copy !req
169. Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?Copy !req
170. Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.Copy !req
171. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
172. Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!Copy !req
173. Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...Copy !req
174. A hat!
I found him! I found him! I found him!Copy !req
175. Buster! Quiet down!Copy !req
176. - Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Yes.Copy !req
177. You can help take his paws off my pal.Copy !req
178. I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.Copy !req
179. - Oh, now, how did this get down here?
- Hand her the sheriff.Copy !req
180. Nice and easy.Copy !req
181. - $5.
- I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.Copy !req
182. Now just walk away.Copy !req
183. - Wait.
- The other way.Copy !req
184. - I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
- 50 bucks ain't bad.Copy !req
185. - It's not for sale.
- Everything's for sale.Copy !req
186. - Or trade. You like my watch?
- Sorry.Copy !req
187. - He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!
- She showed him!Copy !req
188. Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.Copy !req
189. Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.Copy !req
190. - Hold on.
- What's up?Copy !req
191. What is it, Buzz?Copy !req
192. What's happening?Copy !req
193. What's he doing?Copy !req
194. I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?Copy !req
195. - He's stealin' Woody!
- What? He can't take Woody.Copy !req
196. It's illegal.Copy !req
197. - Where's he going?
- Do something.Copy !req
198. Buzz!Copy !req
199. Get him, Buzz.Copy !req
200. Where's the red jacket?Copy !req
201. Why would someone steal Woody?Copy !req
202. All right.
Let's review this one more time.Copy !req
203. At precisely 8:32-ish,Copy !req
204. Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.Copy !req
205. Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.Copy !req
206. - He didn't have a beard like that.
- Fine. Etch, give him a shave.Copy !req
207. The kidnapper was bigger than that.Copy !req
208. - Oh, picky, picky, picky.
- Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.Copy !req
209. The kidnapper's vehicle.Copy !req
210. Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.Copy !req
211. Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.Copy !req
212. Hey. Put a cork in it.Copy !req
213. - How do you spell FBI?
- My crime scene!Copy !req
214. Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?Copy !req
215. - I didn't know there was a crime scene.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
216. A little quiet, please. Thank you.Copy !req
217. Lazy toy brain.Copy !req
218. - Lousy try, Brian.
- What are you doing, Buzz?Copy !req
219. It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.Copy !req
220. - Liz try bran.
- It's just a licence plate.Copy !req
221. - It's just a jumble of letters.
- Yeah, and there are aboutCopy !req
222. 3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.Copy !req
223. Lou's thigh burn.Copy !req
224. Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.Copy !req
225. Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!Copy !req
226. - Al's Toy Barn.
- Al's Toy Barn!Copy !req
227. Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.Copy !req
228. It's the chicken man!Copy !req
229. That's our guy.Copy !req
230. I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.Copy !req
231. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.Copy !req
232. And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,Copy !req
233. because I am in the middle
of something really important.Copy !req
234. You, my little cowboy friend,Copy !req
235. are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.Copy !req
236. Andy!Copy !req
237. I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.Copy !req
238. All the way to work!Copy !req
239. What? Whoa!Copy !req
240. Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!Copy !req
241. Stop it! Sit, I said!Copy !req
242. Whoa! Whoa.Copy !req
243. Yee-haw!Copy !req
244. It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!Copy !req
245. - It's really you!
- What's me?Copy !req
246. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
247. - It is you!
- Please stop saying that.Copy !req
248. Prospector said someday you'd come.Copy !req
249. Sweet mother ofAbraham Lincoln!Copy !req
250. The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya!Copy !req
251. Say "hello" to the Prospector!Copy !req
252. - It... It's a box.
- He's mint in the box.Copy !req
253. Never been opened.Copy !req
254. Turn me around, Bullseye,
so I can see.Copy !req
255. Why, the prodigal son has returned.Copy !req
256. Yee-haw!Copy !req
257. It's you! It's you!Copy !req
258. You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!Copy !req
259. Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.Copy !req
260. Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.Copy !req
261. - It's good to see you, Woody.
- Listen. I don't know...Copy !req
262. - Hey, how do you know my name?
- Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.Copy !req
263. Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?Copy !req
264. That's me.Copy !req
265. Wow.Copy !req
266. Holy cow.Copy !req
267. Cowboy Crunchies,Copy !req
268. the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,Copy !req
269. proudly presents...Copy !req
270. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to playCopy !req
271. There's Jessie
the yodelling cowgirlCopy !req
272. Look it! That's me!Copy !req
273. - Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
- He's a smart oneCopy !req
274. Pete the old ProspectorCopy !req
275. Has anyone seen my pick?Copy !req
276. And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff WoodyCopy !req
277. He's the very bestCopy !req
278. He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboyCopy !req
279. In the wild, wild westCopy !req
280. Woody's RoundupCopy !req
281. I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.Copy !req
282. - Keep looking.
- You're going too slow.Copy !req
283. Let me take the wheel.Copy !req
284. It's too fast.Copy !req
285. - How can you even tell what's on?
- I can tell.Copy !req
286. Stop! Back, back, back!Copy !req
287. Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.Copy !req
288. - Back, back! Stop!
- And look for the giant chicken!Copy !req
289. Now, Etch!Copy !req
290. That's where I need to go.Copy !req
291. You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.Copy !req
292. Woody once risked his life to save me.Copy !req
293. I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.Copy !req
294. So who's with me?Copy !req
295. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.Copy !req
296. This is for Woody when you find him.Copy !req
297. All right,Copy !req
298. but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.Copy !req
299. Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.Copy !req
300. I'll do my best, son.Copy !req
301. Okay, fellas. Let's roll.Copy !req
302. Geronimo!Copy !req
303. You'd think with
all my video game experience,Copy !req
304. I'd be feeling more prepared.Copy !req
305. The idea is to let go.Copy !req
306. We'll be back before Andy gets home.Copy !req
307. Don't talk to any toy you don't know!Copy !req
308. To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!Copy !req
309. They don't call thisCopy !req
310. the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.Copy !req
311. I reckon we oughta get outta here.Copy !req
312. Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.Copy !req
313. This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.Copy !req
314. Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!Copy !req
315. - Holy tarnation.
- I'll call for help.Copy !req
316. Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!Copy !req
317. Good job, Bullseye.Copy !req
318. I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.Copy !req
319. What's that?Copy !req
320. Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,Copy !req
321. and Prospectorjust lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,Copy !req
322. and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?Copy !req
323. Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
324. You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that fire.Copy !req
325. My biscuits are burnin'!Copy !req
326. Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?Copy !req
327. Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?Copy !req
328. Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."Copy !req
329. All right! All right! Next tape!Copy !req
330. Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?Copy !req
331. - Come on! Let's see the next episode!
- That's it.Copy !req
332. - What?
- The show was cancelled after that.Copy !req
333. Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?Copy !req
334. That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?Copy !req
335. Two words, Sput-nik.Copy !req
336. Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.Copy !req
337. I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.Copy !req
338. - I mean, look at all this stuff!
- Didn't you know?Copy !req
339. Why, you're valuable property?Copy !req
340. I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.Copy !req
341. I'm on a yo-yo.Copy !req
342. Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.Copy !req
343. Oh, it's a bank! Cool.Copy !req
344. What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...Copy !req
345. Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.Copy !req
346. Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?Copy !req
347. I get it.Copy !req
348. "There's a snake in my boot."Copy !req
349. Oh, hey, Bullseye. Go long! Go long!Copy !req
350. A record player!Copy !req
351. I haven't seen one of these in ages.Copy !req
352. Okay, now. Slow.Copy !req
353. Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.Copy !req
354. Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!Copy !req
355. Not bad.Copy !req
356. It's time forWoody's RoundupCopy !req
357. He's the very bestCopy !req
358. He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...Copy !req
359. Look at us! We're a complete set!Copy !req
360. - Now it's on to the museum.
- Museum?Copy !req
361. - What museum?
- THE museum.Copy !req
362. We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.Copy !req
363. - That's in Japan!
- Japan?Copy !req
364. No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.Copy !req
365. What do you mean?Copy !req
366. I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?Copy !req
367. - He still has an owner.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
368. No. Can't go.Copy !req
369. I can't do storage again. I just can't!Copy !req
370. - Jessie. Jessie.
- I won't go back in the dark!Copy !req
371. What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?Copy !req
372. Well, we've been in storage
for a long timeCopy !req
373. waiting for you.Copy !req
374. - Why me?
- The museum'sCopy !req
375. only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.Copy !req
376. Without you, we go back into storage.Copy !req
377. - It's that simple.
- It's not fair!Copy !req
378. How can you do this to us?Copy !req
379. Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.Copy !req
380. - You see, I was in this yard sale...
- Yard sale?Copy !req
381. Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?Copy !req
382. Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toy when...Copy !req
383. Was it because you're damaged?
Did this Andy break you?Copy !req
384. Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.Copy !req
385. - I mean...
- Sounds like he really loves you.Copy !req
386. It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!Copy !req
387. Well, I'm not going back into storage!Copy !req
388. Al's coming!Copy !req
389. Go! Go on, Jessie.Copy !req
390. Jessie, look at me.Copy !req
391. I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!Copy !req
392. It's show time!Copy !req
393. Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.Copy !req
394. And nowCopy !req
395. the main attraction.Copy !req
396. No! His arm! Where's his arm?Copy !req
397. No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
398. What am I gonna do? I know. I know.Copy !req
399. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!Copy !req
400. - Hello?
- It's me. It's Al.Copy !req
401. I got an emergency.Copy !req
402. - I'm busy.
- Yes, we're all busy.Copy !req
403. Look. It has to be tonight.Copy !req
404. All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.Copy !req
405. It's gone! I can't believe it!Copy !req
406. - My arm is completely gone!
- All right. Come here. Let me see that.Copy !req
407. Oh, it's just a popped seam,Copy !req
408. easily repaired.Copy !req
409. - You should consider yourself lucky.
- Lucky?Copy !req
410. Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!Copy !req
411. Big deal.Copy !req
412. Let him go. I'm sure his precious AndyCopy !req
413. is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.Copy !req
414. Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.Copy !req
415. It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.Copy !req
416. All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.Copy !req
417. Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.Copy !req
418. - What?
- Nineteen?Copy !req
419. Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.Copy !req
420. Come on, fellas.Copy !req
421. Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?Copy !req
422. - No.
- No.Copy !req
423. And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?Copy !req
424. - Oh, you had to bring that up.
- No, he didn't!Copy !req
425. We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!Copy !req
426. Now let's move out!Copy !req
427. And that concludes
our broadcast day.Copy !req
428. Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
429. Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
430. You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.Copy !req
431. Bullseye... All right. All right.Copy !req
432. But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.Copy !req
433. Over here. Attaboy.Copy !req
434. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
435. Bullseye. Cut it out.Copy !req
436. Stop it.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
437. Stop it.Copy !req
438. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to playCopy !req
439. No, Officer! I swear. What?Copy !req
440. Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.Copy !req
441. Where is the remote?Copy !req
442. Where is the remote?Copy !req
443. Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.Copy !req
444. What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.Copy !req
445. Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.Copy !req
446. What? You think I did that?Copy !req
447. Oh, right, right.
The TVjust happened to turn on,Copy !req
448. and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!Copy !req
449. - You calling me a liar?
- Well, if the boot fits...Copy !req
450. Say that again.Copy !req
451. If the boot fits.Copy !req
452. Okay, cowboy.Copy !req
453. How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!Copy !req
454. Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.Copy !req
455. Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.Copy !req
456. I don't know
how that television turned on,Copy !req
457. but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.Copy !req
458. - If I had both my arms...
- The fact is, you don't, Woody,Copy !req
459. so I suggest
you just wait until morning.Copy !req
460. - The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
- And then I'm outta here!Copy !req
461. Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.Copy !req
462. - It's just that Andy...
- Andy, Andy, Andy.Copy !req
463. That's all he ever talks about.Copy !req
464. Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?Copy !req
465. May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?Copy !req
466. Losing health units. Must rest.Copy !req
467. Is everyone present and accounted for?Copy !req
468. Not quite everyone.Copy !req
469. - Who's behind?
- Mine.Copy !req
470. Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?Copy !req
471. - Not now, Hamm.
- Oh, I love riddles. Why?Copy !req
472. To get to the chicken
on the other side!Copy !req
473. The chicken!Copy !req
474. - Oh, well. We tried.
- We'll have to cross.Copy !req
475. What the...Copy !req
476. You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.Copy !req
477. I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.Copy !req
478. There must be a safe way.Copy !req
479. Okay.
Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.Copy !req
480. Drop!Copy !req
481. Go!Copy !req
482. Drop! I said "drop"!Copy !req
483. Go!Copy !req
484. Drop.Copy !req
485. Go.Copy !req
486. That went well.Copy !req
487. Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.Copy !req
488. Oh, thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
489. Is the specimen ready for cleaning?Copy !req
490. So, how long is this gonna take?Copy !req
491. You can't rush art.Copy !req
492. Oh, no. It's closed.Copy !req
493. We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.Copy !req
494. Hey, Joe, you're late.Copy !req
495. We've got a ton of toys to unload.Copy !req
496. All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.Copy !req
497. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
498. But the sign says it's closed.Copy !req
499. No, no, no, no. All together. Now!Copy !req
500. Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?Copy !req
501. Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!Copy !req
502. - Woody?
- Woody.Copy !req
503. There you go.Copy !req
504. He's for display only.Copy !req
505. You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.Copy !req
506. It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.Copy !req
507. It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.Copy !req
508. Wow.Copy !req
509. I could use one of those.Copy !req
510. You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.Copy !req
511. It's extortion. That's what it is.Copy !req
512. Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...Copy !req
513. I thought we could search in style.Copy !req
514. Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?Copy !req
515. Am I really that fat?Copy !req
516. - What are you doing?
- You're in direct violationCopy !req
517. of Code 6404.5,Copy !req
518. stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleepCopy !req
519. until awakened
by authorised personnel.Copy !req
520. Oh, no.Copy !req
521. You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.Copy !req
522. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
523. - I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.
- Tell me I wasn't this deluded.Copy !req
524. No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.Copy !req
525. Mean the laser that's a light bulb?Copy !req
526. Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.Copy !req
527. Or should I say "traitor"?Copy !req
528. - I don't have time for this.
- Halt!Copy !req
529. I order you to halt!Copy !req
530. Listen to me. Listen. Wait.Copy !req
531. - We've been down this aisle already.
- We've never been down this aisle.Copy !req
532. - It's pink.
- Face it. We're lost.Copy !req
533. Back it up. Back it up.Copy !req
534. What a great party?Copy !req
535. How low can you go?
How low can you go?Copy !req
536. Excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
537. Does anyone know where we might
find the Al ofAl's Toy Barn?Copy !req
538. I can help.Copy !req
539. I'm Tour Guide Barbie.Copy !req
540. Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,Copy !req
541. and no flash photography.Copy !req
542. - Thank you.
- I'm a married spud.Copy !req
543. - I'm a married spud.
- Then make room for the single fellas.Copy !req
544. To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle.
Developed in 1967,Copy !req
545. the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.Copy !req
546. I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?Copy !req
547. Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.Copy !req
548. It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!Copy !req
549. - Excuse me, sir.
- Get this outta here, geekosaur.Copy !req
550. - Look out!
- Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
551. Turn into the spin, Barbie!Copy !req
552. My source of power!Copy !req
553. No! Come back! Hey!Copy !req
554. Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!Copy !req
555. Dinosaur overboard! Slow down!Copy !req
556. Remain seated, please.Copy !req
557. Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.Copy !req
558. You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?Copy !req
559. Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.Copy !req
560. Let me go! You don't realise
what you're doing!Copy !req
561. And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.Copy !req
562. In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.Copy !req
563. - Hey, Buzz!
- Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
564. Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!Copy !req
565. Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!Copy !req
566. - You do?
- Come on. I'll tell you on the way.Copy !req
567. No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!Copy !req
568. Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?Copy !req
569. Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.Copy !req
570. No!Copy !req
571. It's like printing my own money.Copy !req
572. Yeah? What?Copy !req
573. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.Copy !req
574. In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.Copy !req
575. I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!Copy !req
576. Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!Copy !req
577. Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!Copy !req
578. Hi! Hello!Copy !req
579. Great. Now you can go.Copy !req
580. Well, what a good idea.Copy !req
581. Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.Copy !req
582. She's been through
more than you know.Copy !req
583. Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?Copy !req
584. It's the least you can do.Copy !req
585. All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.Copy !req
586. Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?Copy !req
587. Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.Copy !req
588. Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,Copy !req
589. but I have to go back.Copy !req
590. I'm still Andy's toy.Copy !req
591. Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...Copy !req
592. Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.Copy !req
593. And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.Copy !req
594. And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,Copy !req
595. you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.Copy !req
596. How did you know that?Copy !req
597. Because Emily was just the same.Copy !req
598. She was my whole world.Copy !req
599. When somebody loved meCopy !req
600. Everything was beautifulCopy !req
601. Every hour we spent togetherCopy !req
602. Lives within my heartCopy !req
603. And when she was sadCopy !req
604. I was there to dry her tearsCopy !req
605. And when she was happy, so was lCopy !req
606. When she loved meCopy !req
607. Through the Summer and the FallCopy !req
608. We had each other
That was allCopy !req
609. Just she and I togetherCopy !req
610. Like it was meant to beCopy !req
611. And when she was lonelyCopy !req
612. I was there to comfort herCopy !req
613. And I knew thatCopy !req
614. She loved meCopy !req
615. So the years went byCopy !req
616. I stayed the sameCopy !req
617. But she began to drift awayCopy !req
618. I was left aloneCopy !req
619. Still I waited for the dayCopy !req
620. When she'd sayCopy !req
621. I will always love youCopy !req
622. Lonely and forgottenCopy !req
623. I never thought she'd look my wayCopy !req
624. She smiled at me and held meCopy !req
625. Just like she used to doCopy !req
626. Like she loved meCopy !req
627. When she loved meCopy !req
628. When somebody loved meCopy !req
629. Everything was beautifulCopy !req
630. Every hour we spent togetherCopy !req
631. Lives within my heartCopy !req
632. When she loved meCopy !req
633. You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.Copy !req
634. But they forget you.Copy !req
635. - Jessie, I didn't know.
- Just go.Copy !req
636. How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really thinkCopy !req
637. Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?Copy !req
638. Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.Copy !req
639. It's your choice, Woody.Copy !req
640. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.Copy !req
641. You'll be adored
by children for generations.Copy !req
642. Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?Copy !req
643. - Hey, Woody, are you in here?
- Nah. This one's empty too.Copy !req
644. - Woody! Woody!
- Woody!Copy !req
645. Pardon me, gentlemen,Copy !req
646. but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?Copy !req
647. - Why, no, I haven't.
- Hey! He was talkin' to me!Copy !req
648. - No! He was talkin' to me!
- Why, you...Copy !req
649. You see, all along,Copy !req
650. we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,Copy !req
651. but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.Copy !req
652. To the left in the shadows. Got it.Copy !req
653. - Someone's coming.
- Everyone, take cover.Copy !req
654. It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.Copy !req
655. Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.Copy !req
656. - 011 ...
- 011. Wait.Copy !req
657. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.Copy !req
658. - It's him.
- The chicken man.Copy !req
659. Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.Copy !req
660. That's the kidnapper, all right.Copy !req
661. A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.Copy !req
662. And the piéce de résistance!Copy !req
663. I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.Copy !req
664. - It's Woody!
- Now that I have your attention,Copy !req
665. imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?Copy !req
666. - I'll pay anything you want.
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
667. You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!Copy !req
668. Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.Copy !req
669. He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!Copy !req
670. Don't touch my moustache!Copy !req
671. Rich, rich, rich, rich!Copy !req
672. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
673. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
674. - He didn't take the bag!
- No time to lose!Copy !req
675. He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.Copy !req
676. All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.Copy !req
677. - Buzz?
- To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
678. What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.Copy !req
679. I don't understand.Copy !req
680. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.Copy !req
681. Blast. He's on level 23.Copy !req
682. How are we gonna get up there?Copy !req
683. Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.Copy !req
684. Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,Copy !req
685. push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.Copy !req
686. How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?Copy !req
687. What about me?Copy !req
688. You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.Copy !req
689. Troops! Over here.Copy !req
690. Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."Copy !req
691. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
692. Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detectionCopy !req
693. and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.Copy !req
694. You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.Copy !req
695. Oh, no. Which way do we go?Copy !req
696. - This way!
- What makes you so sure?Copy !req
697. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.Copy !req
698. We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!Copy !req
699. Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.Copy !req
700. Hey! Put me down, you moron!Copy !req
701. Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!Copy !req
702. Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!Copy !req
703. What?Copy !req
704. Buzz, why not just take the elevator?Copy !req
705. They'll be expecting that.Copy !req
706. Hey, Buzz! Stop!Copy !req
707. Slow down!Copy !req
708. To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?Copy !req
709. That's in yen, right?Copy !req
710. Dollars?
You are deliberately taking advantageCopy !req
711. of people in a hurry, you know that?Copy !req
712. All right. I'll do it! All right. Fine.Copy !req
713. I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,Copy !req
714. because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?Copy !req
715. We're finally going.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
716. That's custom-fittedCopy !req
717. foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.Copy !req
718. First class all the way!Copy !req
719. You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.Copy !req
720. I mean it. I really am!Copy !req
721. - And why shouldn't you be?
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
722. Swing your partner do-si-doCopy !req
723. - Look at you, dancing cowboy!
- Look! I'm doin' the box step!Copy !req
724. Hey, heads up down there!Copy !req
725. - Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
- Hey, how much farther, Buzz?Copy !req
726. Halfway there.Copy !req
727. My arms can't hold on much longer!Copy !req
728. Too heavy.Copy !req
729. What was I thinking?Copy !req
730. My antigravity servos!Copy !req
731. Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.Copy !req
732. - What?
- He wouldn't.Copy !req
733. - One...
- He would.Copy !req
734. Two...Copy !req
735. Three!Copy !req
736. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
737. Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.Copy !req
738. Area secure.Copy !req
739. It's okay, troops.Copy !req
740. The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!Copy !req
741. Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.Copy !req
742. How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?Copy !req
743. Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...Copy !req
744. You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!Copy !req
745. The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,Copy !req
746. Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
747. Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?Copy !req
748. Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.Copy !req
749. Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!Copy !req
750. The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!Copy !req
751. Help us! The barn's on fire!Copy !req
752. I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.Copy !req
753. Woody saves the day again!Copy !req
754. Yee-haw!Copy !req
755. Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?Copy !req
756. I have to ride off into the sunset...Copy !req
757. Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
758. Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?Copy !req
759. Oh, you are?Copy !req
760. No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
761. No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
762. Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,Copy !req
763. but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.Copy !req
764. - Please, no!
- That's Woody!Copy !req
765. This way!Copy !req
766. Please, please, no!Copy !req
767. Buzz, can you see? What's going on?Copy !req
768. - Take that!
- To the left.Copy !req
769. No, your left.Copy !req
770. - Take it up higher.
- What's happening?Copy !req
771. Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.Copy !req
772. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!Copy !req
773. But I don't wanna use my head!Copy !req
774. What's going on here?Copy !req
775. Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?Copy !req
776. Watch yourself!Copy !req
777. We're here to spring ya, Woody!Copy !req
778. You heard of kung fu?Copy !req
779. Well, get ready for pork chop.Copy !req
780. Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!Copy !req
781. Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!Copy !req
782. These are my friends!Copy !req
783. - Yeah, we're his friends!
- No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!Copy !req
784. Hey, stop it!Copy !req
785. Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!Copy !req
786. - Grab Woody, and let's go!
- Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!Copy !req
787. - Quick! To the vent!
- They're stealing him.Copy !req
788. No!Copy !req
789. Hold it right there!Copy !req
790. - Buzz?
- You again?Copy !req
791. - Thank goodness you're all right.
- Buzz, what is going on?Copy !req
792. Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.Copy !req
793. No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
794. - I'm Buzz Lightyear!
- I'm Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
795. So, who's the real Buzz?Copy !req
796. - I am!
- Don't let this impostor fool you!Copy !req
797. He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.Copy !req
798. Buzz!Copy !req
799. I had a feelin' it was you.Copy !req
800. My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.Copy !req
801. Will somebody please
explain what's going on?Copy !req
802. It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.Copy !req
803. - You mean it's a...
- Yes.Copy !req
804. - And he's a...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
805. Your Majesty.Copy !req
806. Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.Copy !req
807. Al's selling you to a toy museumCopy !req
808. - in Japan!
- I know.Copy !req
809. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.Copy !req
810. - What?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
811. Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,Copy !req
812. and these guys are my Roundup gang.Copy !req
813. - What are you talking about?
- Woody's Roundup!Copy !req
814. Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.Copy !req
815. Look! Look at me! See? That's me!Copy !req
816. - This is weirdin' me out.
- Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.Copy !req
817. There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.Copy !req
818. You should have seen it.Copy !req
819. There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!Copy !req
820. - "Was"?
- Stop this nonsense and let's go.Copy !req
821. Nah, Buzz.Copy !req
822. I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.Copy !req
823. They need me to get into this museum.Copy !req
824. Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!Copy !req
825. Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.Copy !req
826. You are a toy!Copy !req
827. For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.Copy !req
828. And what do I do then, Buzz?
You tell me.Copy !req
829. Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught meCopy !req
830. that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.Copy !req
831. And I travelled all this way
to rescue that toyCopy !req
832. because I believed him.Copy !req
833. Well, you wasted your time.Copy !req
834. - Let's go, everyone.
- What about Woody?Copy !req
835. He's not coming with us.Copy !req
836. But... But Andy's coming home tonight.Copy !req
837. Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.Copy !req
838. I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.Copy !req
839. To do what, Woody?Copy !req
840. Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?Copy !req
841. Some life.Copy !req
842. - ls everybody okay?
- Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
843. - I knew you'd make it!
- Now, remember, deputies,Copy !req
844. the real treasures are
your friends and family.Copy !req
845. Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,Copy !req
846. - for the times I'm not around.
- Good going, Woody!Copy !req
847. I thought they'd never leave.Copy !req
848. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
849. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
850. Woody?Copy !req
851. You've got troublesCopy !req
852. Well, I've got 'em tooCopy !req
853. There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for youCopy !req
854. We stick together
and see it throughCopy !req
855. 'Cause you've got a friend in meCopy !req
856. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
857. Bigger and stronger too
MaybeCopy !req
858. But none of them will ever love youCopy !req
859. The way I do
It's me and you, boyCopy !req
860. And as the years go byCopy !req
861. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
862. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
863. What am I doing?Copy !req
864. - Buzz! Wait! Wait!
- Woody, where are you going?Copy !req
865. You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.Copy !req
866. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
867. - No!
- Buzz!Copy !req
868. - Yes?
- Yes?Copy !req
869. I'm coming with you!Copy !req
870. Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.Copy !req
871. Way to go, cowboy!Copy !req
872. - Hey, you guys... Come with me.
- What?Copy !req
873. Andy will play with all of us. I know it!Copy !req
874. Woody, I don't know. I...Copy !req
875. Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?Copy !req
876. Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.Copy !req
877. And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?Copy !req
878. Okay, good boy.Copy !req
879. Prospector, how 'bout you?Copy !req
880. - Prospector?
- You're outta your box!Copy !req
881. I tried reasoning with you, Woody,Copy !req
882. but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.Copy !req
883. Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.Copy !req
884. Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.Copy !req
885. Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?Copy !req
886. You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?Copy !req
887. Prospector, this isn't fair.Copy !req
888. "Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.Copy !req
889. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.Copy !req
890. Well, finally my waiting has paid off,Copy !req
891. and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!Copy !req
892. Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!Copy !req
893. It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.Copy !req
894. His name is Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
895. Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.Copy !req
896. It's stuck! What do we do?Copy !req
897. Should I use my head?Copy !req
898. It's Al!Copy !req
899. Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!Copy !req
900. Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.Copy !req
901. All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,Copy !req
902. passport, beefjerky,
very expensive over there.Copy !req
903. Shower! Oh, I can skip the shower.Copy !req
904. I just gotta get outta here now!Copy !req
905. Quick! To the elevator!Copy !req
906. Hurry. I can hear it coming.Copy !req
907. So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
908. for the last time.Copy !req
909. It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!Copy !req
910. Quick! Get on!Copy !req
911. The emergency hatch! Come on!Copy !req
912. - Come on! Hurry!
- But Buzz is in peril!Copy !req
913. Buzz Buzz Buzz...Copy !req
914. Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.Copy !req
915. I'll never give in. You killed my father!Copy !req
916. No, Buzz. I AM your father.Copy !req
917. No!Copy !req
918. Come on! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
919. Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!Copy !req
920. You just need to believe in yourself!Copy !req
921. - Prepare to die!
- I can't look!Copy !req
922. Whoa!Copy !req
923. I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!Copy !req
924. Father.Copy !req
925. Finally!Copy !req
926. How are we gonna get him now?Copy !req
927. Pizza, anyone?Copy !req
928. - Go, go, go!
- I got it!Copy !req
929. Buzz, are you coming?Copy !req
930. No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.Copy !req
931. Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!Copy !req
932. - Oh, you're a great dad.
- Farewell.Copy !req
933. Does anyone know how to drive?Copy !req
934. Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.Copy !req
935. Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.Copy !req
936. Whoa.Copy !req
937. - Strangers.
- From the outside.Copy !req
938. - Oh, no.
- He's at a red light! We can catch him!Copy !req
939. Maximum power, Slink!Copy !req
940. It turned green! Hurry!Copy !req
941. - Why won't it go?
- Use the Wand of Power.Copy !req
942. - Rex, which way?
- Left! No, no! I mean right!Copy !req
943. That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!Copy !req
944. Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!Copy !req
945. Oh, boy!Copy !req
946. Whoa!Copy !req
947. Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.Copy !req
948. Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!Copy !req
949. Whoa!Copy !req
950. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
951. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
952. The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...Copy !req
953. No parking.Copy !req
954. Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!Copy !req
955. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
956. - Final boarding call...
- There he is!Copy !req
957. for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.Copy !req
958. All confirmed passengers
with boarding passesCopy !req
959. must board at this time.Copy !req
960. Passenger Twitch, passenger
Leon Twitch, please pick up...Copy !req
961. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
962. - Will you leave me alone?
- Someone's coming!Copy !req
963. - A puppy!
- Bark, bark, bark, bark.Copy !req
964. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.Copy !req
965. Listen, flyboy.Copy !req
966. The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!Copy !req
967. - You got that, sport? You be careful!
- I understand, sir.Copy !req
968. Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?Copy !req
969. I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!Copy !req
970. The Mystic Portal!Copy !req
971. Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.Copy !req
972. - There's the case!
- No, there's the case!Copy !req
973. You take that one! We'll take this one!Copy !req
974. Whoa! Buzz!Copy !req
975. Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!Copy !req
976. Slinky!Copy !req
977. Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!Copy !req
978. Nice flash, though.Copy !req
979. Okay, Woody, let's go!Copy !req
980. Take that, space toy.Copy !req
981. Hey! No one does that to my friend!Copy !req
982. Your choice, Woody.Copy !req
983. You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.Copy !req
984. If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!Copy !req
985. - Never!
- Fine!Copy !req
986. - No!
- Gotcha!Copy !req
987. Idiots! Children destroy toys!Copy !req
988. You'll all be ruined, forgotten!Copy !req
989. Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!Copy !req
990. Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.Copy !req
991. - Right over there, guys!
- No. No! No!Copy !req
992. Atlantic Air flight 810
from Point RichmondCopy !req
993. is now arriving at Gate 3.Copy !req
994. Look, Barbie. A big, ugly man doll.Copy !req
995. He needs a makeover.Copy !req
996. Hi! You'll like Amy.Copy !req
997. She's an artist!Copy !req
998. Come on, hon!Copy !req
999. Happy trails, Prospector.Copy !req
1000. - Buzz! Woody!
- Help us out here!Copy !req
1001. Hurry!Copy !req
1002. - Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!
- Oh, Woody!Copy !req
1003. Jessie!Copy !req
1004. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
1005. Ride like the wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
1006. Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!Copy !req
1007. Come on, Bullseye!Copy !req
1008. Buzz, give me a boost!Copy !req
1009. Woody!Copy !req
1010. Here's the rest!Copy !req
1011. Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.Copy !req
1012. - Woody!
- Come on, Jess.Copy !req
1013. - It's time to take you home.
- ButCopy !req
1014. - what ifAndy doesn't like me?
- Nonsense!Copy !req
1015. Andy'll love you! Besides,Copy !req
1016. - he's got a little sister.
- He does?Copy !req
1017. - Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1018. Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!Copy !req
1019. Okay. On three.Copy !req
1020. - One, two...
- Too late!Copy !req
1021. Put 'em on the next flight!Copy !req
1022. - This is bad.
- How are we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
1023. Over there! Come on!Copy !req
1024. - You sure about this?
- No! Let's go!Copy !req
1025. Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
1026. - What's a cowboy without his hat?
- Buzz!Copy !req
1027. Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tyres!Copy !req
1028. Jessie, let go of the plane!Copy !req
1029. What? Are you crazy?Copy !req
1030. Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.Copy !req
1031. But it was cancelled!
We never saw if you made it!Copy !req
1032. Well, then, let's find out together!Copy !req
1033. We did it! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
1034. We did it! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
1035. Nice ropin', cowboy.Copy !req
1036. That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!Copy !req
1037. Your hat, partner.Copy !req
1038. Let's go home.Copy !req
1039. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1040. Hey, Woody! Woody?Copy !req
1041. Oh, wow! New toys!Copy !req
1042. Cool! Thanks, Mom!Copy !req
1043. It's Bazooka Jane
and herjet-propelled horse!Copy !req
1044. Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!Copy !req
1045. Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.Copy !req
1046. - Hey, you fixed Woody!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1047. Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.Copy !req
1048. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
1049. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1050. Oh, Bullseye,Copy !req
1051. we're part of a family again!Copy !req
1052. Ma'am, I...Copy !req
1053. I wanted to say
you're a bright young womanCopy !req
1054. with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.Copy !req
1055. "Hairful" of yarn. It's...Copy !req
1056. I must go.Copy !req
1057. Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?Copy !req
1058. What's that? Bark, bark?Copy !req
1059. This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.Copy !req
1060. That critter needs help!Copy !req
1061. Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.Copy !req
1062. I don't need to play. I've lived it!Copy !req
1063. No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!Copy !req
1064. Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.Copy !req
1065. We've got the lowest prices in town.Copy !req
1066. Everything for a buck, buck, buck.Copy !req
1067. Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.Copy !req
1068. Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!Copy !req
1069. I like it. Makes you look tough.Copy !req
1070. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
1071. You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!Copy !req
1072. And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!Copy !req
1073. Daddy!Copy !req
1074. Oh, no.Copy !req
1075. Wheezy, you're fixed!Copy !req
1076. Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.Copy !req
1077. - And how do you feel?
- Oh, I feel swell.Copy !req
1078. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.Copy !req
1079. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1080. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1081. You just remember
what your old pal saidCopy !req
1082. Babe, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1083. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1084. Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.Copy !req
1085. Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?Copy !req
1086. Yeah, and I can teach her.Copy !req
1087. - You still worried?
- About Andy?Copy !req
1088. - Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
- I'm proud of you, cowboy.Copy !req
1089. Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me companyCopy !req
1090. for infinity and beyond.Copy !req
1091. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
1092. - You've got a friend in me
- Yes, you doCopy !req
1093. - You've got a friend in me
- That's the truthCopy !req
1094. You've got a friendCopy !req
1095. In meCopy !req
1096. Yeah!Copy !req
1097. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1098. And action.Copy !req
1099. Okay. A little help here, please.Copy !req
1100. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!Copy !req
1101. But I don't wanna use my head!Copy !req
1102. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1103. Okay, and pull back.Copy !req
1104. - I don't remember eating that.
- Cut.Copy !req
1105. - I can't believe this.
- That's the fifth time.Copy !req
1106. - What row is that guy in?
- Sorry.Copy !req
1107. I had that bean burrito for lunch.
Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.Copy !req
1108. And action.Copy !req
1109. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.Copy !req
1110. And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.Copy !req
1111. I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.Copy !req
1112. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1113. And action.Copy !req
1114. Could...? Should we just...?Copy !req
1115. Should that just be part
of the movie now?Copy !req
1116. He lost... He lost his string.Copy !req
1117. And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.Copy !req
1118. And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.Copy !req
1119. - Who's behind?
- Mine.Copy !req
1120. All right, cut. Good take.Copy !req
1121. What good acting.
That was a good take.Copy !req
1122. You're such a cute little bottom.Copy !req
1123. Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.Copy !req
1124. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.Copy !req
1125. Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?Copy !req
1126. You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.Copy !req
1127. I'm not a very good catch.Copy !req
1128. - Okay, I'm ready for another take.
- Let's go again.Copy !req
1129. Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!Copy !req
1130. And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.Copy !req
1131. And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.Copy !req
1132. Whoa!Copy !req
1133. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1134. We'll be back before Andy gets home.Copy !req
1135. What? What're you laughing about?Copy !req
1136. Real funny, Woody.Copy !req
1137. We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.Copy !req
1138. Golly bob howdy.Copy !req
1139. What? What's so funny? Woody!Copy !req
1140. - Darn it, Woody!
- Okay, let's go again.Copy !req
1141. And crayons, in case you get bored.Copy !req
1142. And some blue Play-Doh.Copy !req
1143. Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.Copy !req
1144. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!Copy !req
1145. You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.Copy !req
1146. Yeah, I can hardly believe it also.Copy !req
1147. But there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
1148. What's that, Heimlich?Copy !req
1149. Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.Copy !req
1150. What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?Copy !req
1151. And action.Copy !req
1152. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1153. Bullseye, are you with me?Copy !req
1154. Okay, good boy.Copy !req
1155. Prospector, how 'bout you?Copy !req
1156. And so, you two are
absolutely identical?Copy !req
1157. You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.Copy !req
1158. I'm sorry. Are we back?Copy !req
1159. All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.Copy !req
1160. Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.Copy !req
1161. All right, off you go then.Copy !req
1162. - Speed.
- Let me check focus.Copy !req
1163. Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?Copy !req
1164. In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.Copy !req
1165. What will you do next?Copy !req
1166. I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.Copy !req
1167. Wow, that's great.Copy !req
1168. And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.Copy !req
1169. Monkey chow? For what?Copy !req
1170. Well, for the monkeys, of course.Copy !req
1171. Come on, monkeys.Copy !req
1172. That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.
Get my agent on the phone!Copy !req
1173. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1174. It's your choice, Woody.Copy !req
1175. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.Copy !req
1176. Good heavens. Was that me?Copy !req
1177. Oh, my. I am so sorry.Copy !req
1178. I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete.Copy !req
1179. Okay, let's cut.Copy !req
1180. We are so glad you came.Copy !req
1181. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1182. Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1183. Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containersCopy !req
1184. in the nearest trash receptacle.
Thank you.Copy !req
1185. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.Copy !req
1186. Okay.Copy !req
1187. Are they all gone?Copy !req
1188. Is everybody gone?Copy !req
1189. Huh?Copy !req
1190. Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.Copy !req
1191. I can't keep smiling like this any more.
I am exhausted.Copy !req
1192. I think I need a break.Copy !req
1193. A little break? Okay.Copy !req