1. Buzz Lightyear mission log.Copy !req
2. All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,Copy !req
3. but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
4. Come to me, my prey.Copy !req
5. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
6. So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.Copy !req
7. Not today, Zurg!Copy !req
8. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh, you almost had him.Copy !req
9. - I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
- Sure, you will, Rex.Copy !req
10. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.Copy !req
11. But look at my little arms!Copy !req
12. I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!Copy !req
13. Where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
14. Woody?Copy !req
15. Hang on, cowboy!Copy !req
16. - Woody, are you all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
17. Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.Copy !req
18. Batteries need to be changed.Copy !req
19. Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.Copy !req
20. Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminarCopy !req
21. on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.Copy !req
22. Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.Copy !req
23. Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?Copy !req
24. No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,Copy !req
25. and I can't find it anywhere!Copy !req
26. Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,Copy !req
27. you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, not "sch'moes."Copy !req
28. - They're called s'mores, Buzz.
- Right. Right. Of course.Copy !req
29. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?Copy !req
30. Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.Copy !req
31. The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.Copy !req
32. It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.Copy !req
33. - I found it.
- You found my hat?Copy !req
34. Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.Copy !req
35. - Oh, my little sweet potato!
- Oh, you found it!Copy !req
36. Oh, it's so niceCopy !req
37. to have a big, strong spud
around the house.Copy !req
38. Oh, great. That's just great.Copy !req
39. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!Copy !req
40. - Woody, look under your boot.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
41. - My hat is not under my boot.
- Would you just look?Copy !req
42. No hat. Just the word "Andy."Copy !req
43. And the boy who wrote thatCopy !req
44. would take you to camp
with or without your hat.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, Bo.Copy !req
46. It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.Copy !req
47. It's my one time with just me and Andy.Copy !req
48. You're cute when you care.Copy !req
49. - Bo, not in front of Buzz.
- Let him look.Copy !req
50. Miss Peep, your sheep!Copy !req
51. This is AI from AI's Toy Barn,Copy !req
52. - and I'm sittin' on good deals.
- Whoa!Copy !req
53. I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.Copy !req
54. Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...Copy !req
55. - Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
- Which one is off?Copy !req
56. Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!Copy !req
57. So hurry on down-..Copy !req
58. For cryin' out loud, it's this one.Copy !req
59. - I despise that chicken.
- Fellas! Fellas!Copy !req
60. Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.Copy !req
61. What news?Copy !req
62. The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.Copy !req
63. My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
64. - Where'd you find it?
- Well, that's the bad news.Copy !req
65. Oh, it's Buster!Copy !req
66. Canine alert! Man your battle stations!Copy !req
67. Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
68. Woody! Hide! Quick!Copy !req
69. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!Copy !req
70. Buster, all right.
Hey, how did he do, Hamm?Copy !req
71. - Looks like a new record.
- Okay, boy. Sit.Copy !req
72. Reach for the sky.Copy !req
73. Gotcha!Copy !req
74. Great job, boy.Copy !req
75. Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?Copy !req
76. Who's gonna miss me?Copy !req
77. Andy, you got all your stuff?Copy !req
78. Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.Copy !req
79. It's in my room.Copy !req
80. Stick 'em up.Copy !req
81. I guess we'll work on that later.Copy !req
82. Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?Copy !req
83. Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.Copy !req
84. Five minutes.Copy !req
85. Help, help! Somebody help me!Copy !req
86. Let her go, evil Dr Pork Chop!Copy !req
87. Never!Copy !req
88. You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?Copy !req
89. Shark, or death by monkeys?Copy !req
90. Choose!Copy !req
91. I choose Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
92. What? That's not a choice!Copy !req
93. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
94. - I'll save you, Miss Peep.
- My hero.Copy !req
95. - Thanks, Buzz.
- No problem, buddy.Copy !req
96. You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duoCopy !req
97. of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
98. Oh, no.Copy !req
99. Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.Copy !req
100. - But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
101. - Maybe we can fix him on the way.
- No, just leave him.Copy !req
102. I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.Copy !req
103. - What happened?
- Woody's been shelved.Copy !req
104. Andy!Copy !req
105. - Woody?
- Woody? Honey, are you okay?Copy !req
106. Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
107. He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!Copy !req
108. He's back early from cowboy camp!Copy !req
109. Places, everybody! Andy's coming!Copy !req
110. Yeah!Copy !req
111. Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?Copy !req
112. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
113. I forgot. You're broken.Copy !req
114. I don't wanna play with you any more.Copy !req
115. No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!Copy !req
116. Andy. Andy.Copy !req
117. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
118. No! No! Andy!Copy !req
119. Wheezy, is that you?Copy !req
120. - Hey, Woody.
- What are you doing up here?Copy !req
121. I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.Copy !req
122. - Andy was so upset.
- Nah.Copy !req
123. She just told him that
to calm him downCopy !req
124. and then put me on the shelf.Copy !req
125. - Why didn't you yell for help?
- Well, I tried squeakin'.Copy !req
126. But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me.Copy !req
127. Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.Copy !req
128. What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?Copy !req
129. We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.Copy !req
130. Yard sale? Yard sale!Copy !req
131. Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!Copy !req
132. - Yard sale?
- Sarge, emergency roll call!Copy !req
133. Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!Copy !req
134. All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!Copy !req
135. - Hamm?
- Here.Copy !req
136. - Potato Head, Mr. And Mrs.?
- Here.Copy !req
137. Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.Copy !req
138. I hate yard sales!Copy !req
139. Someone's coming!Copy !req
140. Okay. Let's see what's up here.Copy !req
141. Bye, Woody.Copy !req
142. Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.Copy !req
143. Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!Copy !req
144. Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
145. Okay, boy. To the yard sale!Copy !req
146. What's goin' on? He's nuts.Copy !req
147. His arm ain't that bad.Copy !req
148. Don't do it, Woody! We love you!Copy !req
149. Careful on the steps, now.Copy !req
150. Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.Copy !req
151. Not that casual.Copy !req
152. Piggy bank coming through,
coming through.Copy !req
153. - Is he out there?
- There he is.Copy !req
154. He's getting in the box!Copy !req
155. He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!Copy !req
156. Woody, you're worth more than that.Copy !req
157. Hold on. Hold on. He's got something.Copy !req
158. - it's Wheezy!
- Wheezy?Copy !req
159. Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.Copy !req
160. Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.Copy !req
161. - Bless you, Woody.
- All right, now.Copy !req
162. Back to Andy's room.Copy !req
163. Way to go, cowboy.Copy !req
164. - Golly bob howdy!
- Woody, I'm slipping!Copy !req
165. Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!Copy !req
166. - Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
- Hey, that's not her toy!Copy !req
167. What's that little gal think she's doin'?Copy !req
168. Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?Copy !req
169. Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.Copy !req
170. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
171. Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!Copy !req
172. Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...Copy !req
173. A hat!
I found him! I found him! I found him!Copy !req
174. Buster! Quiet down!Copy !req
175. - Excuse me. Can I help you?
- Yes.Copy !req
176. You can help take his paws off my pal.Copy !req
177. I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.Copy !req
178. - Oh, now, how did this get down here?
- Hand her the sheriff.Copy !req
179. Nice and easy.Copy !req
180. - 955.
- I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.Copy !req
181. Now just walk away.Copy !req
182. - Wait.
- The other way.Copy !req
183. - I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
- 50 bucks ain't bad.Copy !req
184. - it's not for sale.
- Everything's for sale.Copy !req
185. - Or trade. You like my watch?
- Sorry.Copy !req
186. - He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!
- She showed him!Copy !req
187. Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.Copy !req
188. Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.Copy !req
189. - Hold on.
- What's up?Copy !req
190. What is it, Buzz?Copy !req
191. What's happening?Copy !req
192. What's he doing?Copy !req
193. I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?Copy !req
194. - He's stealin' Woody!
- What? He can't take Woody.Copy !req
195. It's illegal.Copy !req
196. - Where's he going?
- Do something.Copy !req
197. Buzz!Copy !req
198. Get him, Buzz.Copy !req
199. Where's the red jacket?Copy !req
200. Why would someone steal Woody?Copy !req
201. All right.
Let's review this one more time.Copy !req
202. At precisely 8:32-ish,Copy !req
203. Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.Copy !req
204. Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.Copy !req
205. - He didn't have a beard like that.
- Fine. Etch, give him a shave.Copy !req
206. The kidnapper was bigger than that.Copy !req
207. - Oh, picky, picky, picky.
- Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.Copy !req
208. The kidnapper's vehicle.Copy !req
209. Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.Copy !req
210. Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.Copy !req
211. Hey. Put a cork in it.Copy !req
212. - How do you spell FBI?
- My crime scene!Copy !req
213. Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?Copy !req
214. - I didn't know there was a crime scene.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
215. A little quiet, please. Thank you.Copy !req
216. Lazy toy brain.Copy !req
217. - Lousy try Brian.
- What are you doing, Buzz?Copy !req
218. It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.Copy !req
219. - Liz try bran.
- It's just a license plate.Copy !req
220. - It's just a jumble of letters.
- Yeah, and there are aboutCopy !req
221. 3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.Copy !req
222. Lou's thigh burn.Copy !req
223. Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.Copy !req
224. Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!Copy !req
225. - AI's Toy Barn.
- Al's Toy Barn!Copy !req
226. Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.Copy !req
227. It's the chicken man!Copy !req
228. That's our guy.Copy !req
229. I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.Copy !req
230. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.Copy !req
231. And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,Copy !req
232. because I am in the middle
of something really important.Copy !req
233. You, my little cowboy friend,Copy !req
234. are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.Copy !req
235. Andy!Copy !req
236. I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.Copy !req
237. All the way to work!Copy !req
238. What? Whoa!Copy !req
239. Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!Copy !req
240. Stop it! Sit, I Said!Copy !req
241. Whoa! Whoa.Copy !req
242. Yee-haw!Copy !req
243. It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!Copy !req
244. - It's really you!
- What's me?Copy !req
245. There's a snake in my boot.Copy !req
246. - It is you!
- Please stop saying that.Copy !req
247. Prospector said someday you'd come.Copy !req
248. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
249. The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya!Copy !req
250. Say "hello" to the Prospector!Copy !req
251. - It... It's a box.
- He's mint in the box.Copy !req
252. Never been opened.Copy !req
253. Turn me around, Bullseye,
so I can see.Copy !req
254. Why, the prodigal son has returned.Copy !req
255. Yee-haw!Copy !req
256. It's you! It's you!Copy !req
257. You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!Copy !req
258. Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.Copy !req
259. Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.Copy !req
260. - It's good to see you, Woody.
- Listen. I don't know...Copy !req
261. - Hey, now do you know my name?
- Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.Copy !req
262. Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?Copy !req
263. That's me.Copy !req
264. Wow.Copy !req
265. Holy cow.Copy !req
266. Cowboy Crunchies,Copy !req
267. the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,Copy !req
268. proudly presents...Copy !req
269. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to playCopy !req
270. There's Jessie
the yodelling cowgirlCopy !req
271. Look it! That's me!Copy !req
272. - Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
- He's a smart oneCopy !req
273. Pete the old ProspectorCopy !req
274. Has anyone seen my pick?Copy !req
275. And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff WoodyCopy !req
276. He's the very bestCopy !req
277. He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboyCopy !req
278. In the Wild, Wild westCopy !req
279. Woody's RoundupCopy !req
280. I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.Copy !req
281. - Keep looking.
- You're going too slow.Copy !req
282. Let me take the wheel.Copy !req
283. It's too fast.Copy !req
284. - How can you even tell what's on?
- I can tell.Copy !req
285. Stop! Back, back, back!Copy !req
286. Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.Copy !req
287. - Back, back! Stop!
- And look for the giant chicken!Copy !req
288. Now, Etch!Copy !req
289. That's where I need to go.Copy !req
290. You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.Copy !req
291. Woody once risked his life to save me.Copy !req
292. I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.Copy !req
293. So who's with me?Copy !req
294. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.Copy !req
295. This is for Woody when you find him.Copy !req
296. All right,Copy !req
297. but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.Copy !req
298. Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.Copy !req
299. I'll do my best, son.Copy !req
300. Okay, fellas. Let's roll.Copy !req
301. Geronimo!Copy !req
302. You'd think with
all my video game experience,Copy !req
303. I'd be feeling more prepared.Copy !req
304. The idea is to let go.Copy !req
305. We'll be back before Andy gets home.Copy !req
306. Don't talk to any toy you don't know!Copy !req
307. To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!Copy !req
308. They don't call thisCopy !req
309. the old abandoned mine
for nothin', ProspectorCopy !req
310. I reckon we oughta get outta here.Copy !req
311. Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.Copy !req
312. This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.Copy !req
313. Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!Copy !req
314. - Holy tarnation.
- I 'II call for help.Copy !req
315. Hey critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!Copy !req
316. Good job, Bullseye.Copy !req
317. I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.Copy !req
318. What's that?Copy !req
319. Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,Copy !req
320. and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,Copy !req
321. and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?Copy !req
322. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
323. You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that Ere.Copy !req
324. My biscuits are burnin'!Copy !req
325. Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?Copy !req
326. Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?Copy !req
327. Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."Copy !req
328. All right! All right! Next tape!Copy !req
329. Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?Copy !req
330. - Come on! Let's see the next episode!
- That's it.Copy !req
331. - What?
- The show was cancelled after that.Copy !req
332. Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?Copy !req
333. That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?Copy !req
334. Two words, Sput-nik.Copy !req
335. Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.Copy !req
336. I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.Copy !req
337. - I mean, look at all this stuff!
- Didn't you know?Copy !req
338. Why, you're valuable property!Copy !req
339. I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.Copy !req
340. I'm on a yo-yo.Copy !req
341. Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.Copy !req
342. Oh, it's a bank! Cool.Copy !req
343. What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...Copy !req
344. Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.Copy !req
345. Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?Copy !req
346. I get it.Copy !req
347. "There's a snake in my boot."Copy !req
348. Oh, hey, Bullseye. Go long! Go long!Copy !req
349. A record player!Copy !req
350. I haven't seen one of these in ages.Copy !req
351. Okay, now. Slow.Copy !req
352. Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.Copy !req
353. Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!Copy !req
354. Not bad.Copy !req
355. It's time for Woody's RoundupCopy !req
356. He's the very bestCopy !req
357. He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...Copy !req
358. Look at us! We're a complete set!Copy !req
359. - Now it's on to the museum.
- Museum?Copy !req
360. - What museum?
- THE museum.Copy !req
361. We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.Copy !req
362. - That's in Japan!
- Japan?Copy !req
363. No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.Copy !req
364. What do you mean?Copy !req
365. I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?Copy !req
366. - He still has an owner.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
367. No. Can't go.Copy !req
368. I can't do storage again. I just can't!Copy !req
369. - Jessie. Jessie.
- I won't go back in the dark!Copy !req
370. What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?Copy !req
371. Well, we've been in storage
for a long timeCopy !req
372. waiting for you.Copy !req
373. - Why me?
- The museum'sCopy !req
374. only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.Copy !req
375. Without you, we go back into storage.Copy !req
376. - It's that simple.
- it's not fair!Copy !req
377. How can you do this to us?Copy !req
378. Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.Copy !req
379. - You see, I was in this yard sale...
- Yard sale?Copy !req
380. Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?Copy !req
381. Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toy when...Copy !req
382. Was it because you're damaged?
Did this Andy break you?Copy !req
383. Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.Copy !req
384. - I mean...
- Sounds like he really loves you.Copy !req
385. It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!Copy !req
386. Well, I'm not going back into storage!Copy !req
387. Al's coming!Copy !req
388. Go! Go on, Jessie.Copy !req
389. Jessie, look at me.Copy !req
390. I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!Copy !req
391. It's show time!Copy !req
392. On, money, baby.
Money, money, money.Copy !req
393. And nowCopy !req
394. the main attraction.Copy !req
395. No! His arm! Where's his arm?Copy !req
396. No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
397. What am I gonna do? I know. I know.Copy !req
398. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!Copy !req
399. - Hello?
- it's me. It's AI.Copy !req
400. I got an emergency.Copy !req
401. - I'm busy.
- Yes, we're all busy.Copy !req
402. Look. It has to be tonight.Copy !req
403. All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.Copy !req
404. It's gone! I can't believe it!Copy !req
405. - My arm is completely gone!
- All right. Come here. Let me see that.Copy !req
406. Oh, it's just a popped seam,Copy !req
407. easily repaired.Copy !req
408. - You should consider yourself lucky.
- Lucky?Copy !req
409. Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!Copy !req
410. Big deal.Copy !req
411. Let him go. I'm sure his precious AndyCopy !req
412. is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.Copy !req
413. Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.Copy !req
414. It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.Copy !req
415. All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.Copy !req
416. Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.Copy !req
417. - What?
- Nineteen?Copy !req
418. Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.Copy !req
419. Come on, fellas.Copy !req
420. Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?Copy !req
421. - No.
- No.Copy !req
422. And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?Copy !req
423. - Oh, you had to bring that up.
- No, he didn't!Copy !req
424. We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!Copy !req
425. Now let's move out!Copy !req
426. And that concludes
our broadcast day.Copy !req
427. Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
428. Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
429. You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.Copy !req
430. Bullseye... All right. All right.Copy !req
431. But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.Copy !req
432. Over here. Attaboy.Copy !req
433. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
434. Bullseye. Cut it out.Copy !req
435. Stop it.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
436. Stop it.Copy !req
437. Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to playCopy !req
438. No, Officer! I swear. What?Copy !req
439. Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.Copy !req
440. Where is the remote?Copy !req
441. Where is the remote?Copy !req
442. Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.Copy !req
443. What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.Copy !req
444. Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.Copy !req
445. What? You think I did that?Copy !req
446. Oh, right, right.
The IV just happened to turn on,Copy !req
447. and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!Copy !req
448. - You calling me a liar?
- Well, if the boot fits...Copy !req
449. Say that again.Copy !req
450. If the boot fits.Copy !req
451. Okay, cowboy.Copy !req
452. How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!Copy !req
453. Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.Copy !req
454. Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.Copy !req
455. I don't know
how that television turned on,Copy !req
456. but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.Copy !req
457. - If I had both my arms...
- The fact is, you don't, Woody,Copy !req
458. so I suggest
you just wait until morning.Copy !req
459. - The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
- And then I'm outta here!Copy !req
460. Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.Copy !req
461. - It's just that Andy...
- Andy, Andy, Andy.Copy !req
462. That's all he ever talks about.Copy !req
463. Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?Copy !req
464. May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?Copy !req
465. Losing health units. Must rest.Copy !req
466. Is everyone present and accounted for?Copy !req
467. Not quite everyone.Copy !req
468. - Who's behind?
- Mine.Copy !req
469. Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?Copy !req
470. - Not now, Hamm.
- Oh, I love riddles. Why?Copy !req
471. To get to the chicken
on the other side!Copy !req
472. The chicken!Copy !req
473. - Oh, well. We tried.
- We'll have to cross.Copy !req
474. What the...Copy !req
475. You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.Copy !req
476. I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.Copy !req
477. There must be a safe way.Copy !req
478. Okay.
Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.Copy !req
479. Drop!Copy !req
480. Go!Copy !req
481. Drop! I said "drop"!Copy !req
482. Go!Copy !req
483. Drop.Copy !req
484. Go.Copy !req
485. That went well.Copy !req
486. Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.Copy !req
487. Oh, thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
488. Is the specimen ready for cleaning?Copy !req
489. So, how long is this gonna take?Copy !req
490. You can't rush art.Copy !req
491. Oh, no. It's closed.Copy !req
492. We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.Copy !req
493. Hey, Joe, you're late.Copy !req
494. We've got a ton of toys to unload.Copy !req
495. All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.Copy !req
496. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
497. But the sign says it's closed.Copy !req
498. No, no, no, no. All together. Now!Copy !req
499. Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?Copy !req
500. Look for AI. We find AI,
we find Woody. Now move out!Copy !req
501. - Woody?
- Woody.Copy !req
502. There you go.Copy !req
503. He's for display only.Copy !req
504. You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.Copy !req
505. It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.Copy !req
506. Wow.Copy !req
507. I could use one of those.Copy !req
508. You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.Copy !req
509. It's extortion. That's what it is.Copy !req
510. Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...Copy !req
511. I thought we could search in style.Copy !req
512. Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?Copy !req
513. Am I really that fat?Copy !req
514. - What are you doing?
- You're in direct violationCopy !req
515. of Code 6404.5,Copy !req
516. stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleepCopy !req
517. until awakened
by authorised personnel.Copy !req
518. Oh, no.Copy !req
519. You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.Copy !req
520. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
521. - I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.
- Tell me I wasn't this deluded.Copy !req
522. No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.Copy !req
523. Mean the laser that's a light bulb?Copy !req
524. Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.Copy !req
525. Or should I say "traitor"?Copy !req
526. - I don't have time for this.
- Halt!Copy !req
527. I order you to halt!Copy !req
528. Listen to me. Listen. Wait.Copy !req
529. - We've been down this aisle already.
- We've never been down this aisle.Copy !req
530. - It's pink.
- Face it. We're lost.Copy !req
531. Back it up. Back it up.Copy !req
532. What a great party!Copy !req
533. How low can you go?
How low can you go?Copy !req
534. Excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
535. Does anyone know where we might
find the AI of Al's Toy Barn?Copy !req
536. I can help.Copy !req
537. I'm Tour Guide Barbie.Copy !req
538. Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,Copy !req
539. and no flash photography.Copy !req
540. - Thank you.
- I'm a married spud.Copy !req
541. - I'm a married spud.
- Then make room for the single fellas.Copy !req
542. To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle.
Developed in 1967,Copy !req
543. the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.Copy !req
544. I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?Copy !req
545. Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.Copy !req
546. It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!Copy !req
547. - Excuse me, sir.
- Get this outta here, geekosaur.Copy !req
548. - Look out!
- Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
549. Turn into the spin, Barbie!Copy !req
550. My source of power!Copy !req
551. No! Come back! Hey!Copy !req
552. Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!Copy !req
553. Dinosaur overboard! Slow down!Copy !req
554. Remain seated, please.Copy !req
555. Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.Copy !req
556. You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?Copy !req
557. Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.Copy !req
558. Let me go! You don't realise
what you're doing!Copy !req
559. And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.Copy !req
560. In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.Copy !req
561. - Hey, Buzz!
- Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
562. Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!Copy !req
563. Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!Copy !req
564. - You do?
- Come on. I'll tell you on the way.Copy !req
565. No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!Copy !req
566. Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?Copy !req
567. Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.Copy !req
568. No!Copy !req
569. It's like printing my own money.Copy !req
570. Yeah? What?Copy !req
571. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.Copy !req
572. In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.Copy !req
573. I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!Copy !req
574. Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
it's like I'm fresh out of the box!Copy !req
575. Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!Copy !req
576. Hi! Hello!Copy !req
577. Great. Now you can go.Copy !req
578. Well, what a good idea.Copy !req
579. Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.Copy !req
580. She's been through
more than you know.Copy !req
581. Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?Copy !req
582. It's the least you can do.Copy !req
583. All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.Copy !req
584. Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?Copy !req
585. Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.Copy !req
586. Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,Copy !req
587. but I have to go back.Copy !req
588. I'm still Andy's toy.Copy !req
589. Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...Copy !req
590. Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.Copy !req
591. And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.Copy !req
592. And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,Copy !req
593. you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.Copy !req
594. How did you know that?Copy !req
595. Because Emily was just the same.Copy !req
596. She was my whole world.Copy !req
597. When somebody loved meCopy !req
598. Everything was beautifulCopy !req
599. Every hour we spent togetherCopy !req
600. Lives within my heartCopy !req
601. And when she was sadCopy !req
602. I was there to dry her tearsCopy !req
603. And when she was happy so was ICopy !req
604. When she loved meCopy !req
605. Through the Summer and the FallCopy !req
606. We had each other
That was allCopy !req
607. Just she and I togetherCopy !req
608. Like it was meant to beCopy !req
609. And when she was lonelyCopy !req
610. I was there to comfort herCopy !req
611. And I knew thatCopy !req
612. She loved meCopy !req
613. So the years went byCopy !req
614. I stayed the sameCopy !req
615. But she began to drift awayCopy !req
616. I was left aloneCopy !req
617. Still I waited for the dayCopy !req
618. When she'd sayCopy !req
619. I will always love youCopy !req
620. Lonely and forgottenCopy !req
621. I never thought she'd look my wayCopy !req
622. She smiled at me and held meCopy !req
623. Just like she used to doCopy !req
624. Like she loved meCopy !req
625. When she loved meCopy !req
626. When somebody loved meCopy !req
627. Everything was beautifulCopy !req
628. Every hour we spent togetherCopy !req
629. Lives within my heartCopy !req
630. When she loved meCopy !req
631. You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.Copy !req
632. But they forget you.Copy !req
633. - Jessie, I didn't know.
- Just go.Copy !req
634. How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really thinkCopy !req
635. Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?Copy !req
636. Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.Copy !req
637. It's your choice, Woody.Copy !req
638. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.Copy !req
639. You'll be adored
by children for generations.Copy !req
640. Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?Copy !req
641. - Hey, Woody, are you in here?
- Nah. This one's empty too.Copy !req
642. - Woody! Woody!
- Woody!Copy !req
643. Pardon me, gentlemen,Copy !req
644. but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?Copy !req
645. - Why, no, I haven't.
- Hey! He was talkin' to me!Copy !req
646. - No! He was talkin' to me!
- Why, you...Copy !req
647. You see, all along,Copy !req
648. we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,Copy !req
649. but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.Copy !req
650. To the left in the shadows. Got it.Copy !req
651. - Someone's coming.
- Everyone, take cover.Copy !req
652. It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.Copy !req
653. Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.Copy !req
654. - 011...
- 011. Wait.Copy !req
655. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.Copy !req
656. - It's him.
- The chicken man.Copy !req
657. Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.Copy !req
658. That's the kidnapper, all right.Copy !req
659. A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.Copy !req
660. And the pièce de résistance!Copy !req
661. I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.Copy !req
662. - it's Woody!
- Now that I have your attention,Copy !req
663. imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?Copy !req
664. - I'll pay anything you want.
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
665. You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!Copy !req
666. Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.Copy !req
667. He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!Copy !req
668. Don't touch my moustache!Copy !req
669. Rich, rich, rich, rich!Copy !req
670. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
671. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
672. - He didn't take the bag!
- No time to lose!Copy !req
673. He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.Copy !req
674. All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.Copy !req
675. - Buzz?
- To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
676. What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.Copy !req
677. I don't understand.Copy !req
678. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.Copy !req
679. Blast. He's on level 23.Copy !req
680. How are we gonna get up there?Copy !req
681. Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.Copy !req
682. Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,Copy !req
683. push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.Copy !req
684. How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?Copy !req
685. What about me?Copy !req
686. You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.Copy !req
687. Troops! Over here.Copy !req
688. Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."Copy !req
689. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
690. Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detectionCopy !req
691. and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.Copy !req
692. You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.Copy !req
693. Oh, no. Which way do we go?Copy !req
694. - This way!
- What makes you so sure?Copy !req
695. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.Copy !req
696. We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!Copy !req
697. Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.Copy !req
698. Hey! Put me down, you moron!Copy !req
699. Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!Copy !req
700. Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!Copy !req
701. What?Copy !req
702. Buzz, why not just take the elevator?Copy !req
703. They'll be expecting that.Copy !req
704. Hey, Buzz! Stop!Copy !req
705. Slow down!Copy !req
706. To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?Copy !req
707. That's in yen, right?Copy !req
708. Dollars?
You are deliberately taking advantageCopy !req
709. of people in a hurry, you know that?Copy !req
710. All right. I'll do it! All right. Fine.Copy !req
711. I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,Copy !req
712. because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?Copy !req
713. We're finally going.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
714. That's custom-fittedCopy !req
715. foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.Copy !req
716. First class all the way!Copy !req
717. You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.Copy !req
718. I mean it. I really am!Copy !req
719. - And why shouldn't you be?
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
720. Swing your partner do-si-doCopy !req
721. - Look at you, dancing cowboy!
- Look! I'm doin' the box step!Copy !req
722. Hey, heads up down there!Copy !req
723. - Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
- Hey, how much farther, Buzz?Copy !req
724. Halfway there.Copy !req
725. My arms can't hold on much longer!Copy !req
726. Too heavy.Copy !req
727. What was I thinking?Copy !req
728. My antigravity servos!Copy !req
729. Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.Copy !req
730. - What?
- He wouldn't.Copy !req
731. - One...
- He would.Copy !req
732. Two...Copy !req
733. Three!Copy !req
734. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
735. Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.Copy !req
736. Area secure.Copy !req
737. It's okay, troops.Copy !req
738. The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!Copy !req
739. Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.Copy !req
740. How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?Copy !req
741. Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...Copy !req
742. You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!Copy !req
743. The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,Copy !req
744. Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
745. Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?Copy !req
746. Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.Copy !req
747. Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!Copy !req
748. The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!Copy !req
749. Help us! The barn's on fire!Copy !req
750. I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.Copy !req
751. Woody saves the day again!Copy !req
752. Yee-haw!Copy !req
753. Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?Copy !req
754. I have to ride off into the sunset...Copy !req
755. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
756. Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, Okay?Copy !req
757. Oh, you are?Copy !req
758. No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
759. No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
760. Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,Copy !req
761. but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.Copy !req
762. - Please, no!
- That's Woody!Copy !req
763. This way!Copy !req
764. Please, please, no!Copy !req
765. Buzz, can you see? What's going on?Copy !req
766. - Take that!
- To the left.Copy !req
767. No, your left.Copy !req
768. - Take it up higher.
- What's happening?Copy !req
769. Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.Copy !req
770. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!Copy !req
771. But I don't wanna use my head!Copy !req
772. What's going on here?Copy !req
773. Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?Copy !req
774. Watch yourself!Copy !req
775. We're here to spring ya, Woody!Copy !req
776. You heard of kung fu?Copy !req
777. Well, get ready for pork chop.Copy !req
778. Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!Copy !req
779. Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!Copy !req
780. These are my friends!Copy !req
781. - Yeah, we're his friends!
- No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!Copy !req
782. Hey, stop it!Copy !req
783. Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!Copy !req
784. - Grab Woody, and let's go!
- Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!Copy !req
785. - Quick! To the vent!
- They're stealing him.Copy !req
786. No!Copy !req
787. Hold it right there!Copy !req
788. - Buzz?
- You again?Copy !req
789. - Thank goodness you're all right.
- Buzz, what is going on?Copy !req
790. Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.Copy !req
791. No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
792. - I'm Buzz Lightyear!
- I'm Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
793. So, who's the real Buzz?Copy !req
794. - I am!
- Don't let this impostor fool you!Copy !req
795. He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.Copy !req
796. Buzz!Copy !req
797. I had a feelin' it was you.Copy !req
798. My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.Copy !req
799. Will somebody please
explain what's going on?Copy !req
800. It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.Copy !req
801. - You mean it's a...
- Yes.Copy !req
802. - And he's a...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
803. Your Majesty.Copy !req
804. Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.Copy !req
805. Al's selling you to a toy museumCopy !req
806. - in Japan!
- I know.Copy !req
807. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.Copy !req
808. - What?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
809. Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,Copy !req
810. and these guys are my Roundup gang.Copy !req
811. - What are you talking about?
- Woody's Roundup!Copy !req
812. Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.Copy !req
813. Look! Look at me! See? That's me!Copy !req
814. - This is weirdin' me out.
- Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.Copy !req
815. There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.Copy !req
816. You should have seen it.Copy !req
817. There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!Copy !req
818. - "Was"?
- Stop this nonsense and let's go.Copy !req
819. Nah, Buzz.Copy !req
820. I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.Copy !req
821. They need me to get into this museum.Copy !req
822. Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!Copy !req
823. Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.Copy !req
824. You are a toy!Copy !req
825. For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.Copy !req
826. And what do I do then, Buzz?
You tell me.Copy !req
827. Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught meCopy !req
828. that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.Copy !req
829. And I travelled all this way
to rescue that toyCopy !req
830. because I believed him.Copy !req
831. Well, you wasted your time.Copy !req
832. - Let's go, everyone.
- What about Woody?Copy !req
833. He's not coming with us.Copy !req
834. But... But Andy's coming home tonight.Copy !req
835. Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.Copy !req
836. I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.Copy !req
837. To do what, Woody?Copy !req
838. Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?Copy !req
839. Some life.Copy !req
840. - Is everybody okay?
- Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
841. - I knew you'd make it!
- Now, remember; deputies,Copy !req
842. the real treasures are
your friends and family.Copy !req
843. Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,Copy !req
844. - for the times I'm not around.
- Good going, Woody!Copy !req
845. I thought they'd never leave.Copy !req
846. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
847. Woody?Copy !req
848. You've got troublesCopy !req
849. Well, I've got 'em tooCopy !req
850. There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for youCopy !req
851. We stick together
and see it throughCopy !req
852. 'Cause you've got a friend in meCopy !req
853. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
854. Bigger and stronger too
MaybeCopy !req
855. But none of them will ever love youCopy !req
856. The way I do
It's me and you, boyCopy !req
857. And as the years go byCopy !req
858. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
859. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
860. What am I doing?Copy !req
861. - Buzz! Wait! Wait!
- Woody, where are you going?Copy !req
862. You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.Copy !req
863. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
864. - No!
- Buzz!Copy !req
865. - Yes?
- Yes?Copy !req
866. I'm coming with you!Copy !req
867. Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.Copy !req
868. Way to go, cowboy!Copy !req
869. - Hey, you guys... Come with me.
- What?Copy !req
870. Andy will play with all of us. I know it!Copy !req
871. Woody, I don't know. I...Copy !req
872. Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?Copy !req
873. Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.Copy !req
874. And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?Copy !req
875. Okay, good boy.Copy !req
876. Prospector, how 'bout you?Copy !req
877. - Prospector?
- You're outta your box!Copy !req
878. I tried reasoning with you, Woody,Copy !req
879. but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.Copy !req
880. Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.Copy !req
881. Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.Copy !req
882. Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?Copy !req
883. You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?Copy !req
884. Prospector, this isn't fair.Copy !req
885. "Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.Copy !req
886. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.Copy !req
887. Well, finally my waiting has paid off,Copy !req
888. and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!Copy !req
889. Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!Copy !req
890. It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.Copy !req
891. His name is Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
892. Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.Copy !req
893. It's stuck! What do we do?Copy !req
894. Should I use my head?Copy !req
895. It's AI!Copy !req
896. Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!Copy !req
897. Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.Copy !req
898. All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,Copy !req
899. passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.Copy !req
900. Shower! Oh, I can skip the shower.Copy !req
901. I just gotta get outta here now!Copy !req
902. Quick! To the elevator!Copy !req
903. Hurry. I can hear it coming.Copy !req
904. So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
905. for the last time.Copy !req
906. It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!Copy !req
907. Quick! Get on!Copy !req
908. The emergency hatch! Come on!Copy !req
909. - Come on! Hurry!
- But Buzz is in peril!Copy !req
910. Buzz Buzz Buzz...Copy !req
911. Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.Copy !req
912. I'll never give in. You killed my father!Copy !req
913. No, Buzz. I AM your father.Copy !req
914. No!Copy !req
915. Come on! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
916. Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!Copy !req
917. You just need to believe in yourself!Copy !req
918. - Prepare to die!
- I can't look!Copy !req
919. Whoa!Copy !req
920. I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!Copy !req
921. Father.Copy !req
922. Finally!Copy !req
923. How are we gonna get him now?Copy !req
924. Pizza, anyone?Copy !req
925. - Go, go, go!
- I got it!Copy !req
926. Buzz, are you coming?Copy !req
927. No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.Copy !req
928. Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!Copy !req
929. - Oh, you're a great dad.
- Farewell.Copy !req
930. Does anyone know how to drive?Copy !req
931. Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.Copy !req
932. Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.Copy !req
933. Whoa.Copy !req
934. - Strangers.
- From the outside.Copy !req
935. - Oh, no.
- He's at a red light! We can catch him!Copy !req
936. Maximum power, Slink!Copy !req
937. It turned green! Hurry!Copy !req
938. - Why won't it go?
- Use the Wand of Power.Copy !req
939. - Rex, which way?
- Left! No, no! I mean right!Copy !req
940. That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!Copy !req
941. Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!Copy !req
942. Oh, boy!Copy !req
943. Whoa!Copy !req
944. Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.Copy !req
945. Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!Copy !req
946. Whoa!Copy !req
947. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
948. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
949. The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...Copy !req
950. No parking.Copy !req
951. Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!Copy !req
952. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
953. - Final boarding call...
- There he is!Copy !req
954. for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.Copy !req
955. All confirmed passengers
with boarding passesCopy !req
956. must board at this time.Copy !req
957. Passenger Twitch, passenger
Leon Twitch, please pick up...Copy !req
958. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
959. - Will you leave me alone?
- Someone's coming!Copy !req
960. - A PUPPY!
- Bark, bark, bark, bark.Copy !req
961. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.Copy !req
962. Listen, flyboy.Copy !req
963. The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!Copy !req
964. - You got that, sport? You be careful!
- I understand, sir.Copy !req
965. Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?Copy !req
966. I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!Copy !req
967. The Mystic Portal!Copy !req
968. Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.Copy !req
969. - There's the case!
- No, there's the case!Copy !req
970. You take that one! We'll take this one!Copy !req
971. Whoa! Buzz!Copy !req
972. Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!Copy !req
973. Slinky!Copy !req
974. Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!Copy !req
975. Nice flash, though.Copy !req
976. Okay, Woody, let's go!Copy !req
977. Take that, space toy.Copy !req
978. Hey! No one does that to my friend!Copy !req
979. Your choice, Woody.Copy !req
980. You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.Copy !req
981. If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!Copy !req
982. - Never!
- Fine!Copy !req
983. - No!
- Gotcha!Copy !req
984. Idiots! Children destroy toys!Copy !req
985. You'll all be ruined, forgotten!Copy !req
986. Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!Copy !req
987. Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.Copy !req
988. - Right over there, guys!
- No. No! No!Copy !req
989. Atlantic Air flight 810
from Point RichmondCopy !req
990. is now arriving at Gate 3.Copy !req
991. Look, Barbie. A big, ugly man doll.Copy !req
992. He needs a makeover.Copy !req
993. Hi! You'll like Amy.Copy !req
994. She's an artist!Copy !req
995. Come on, hon!Copy !req
996. Happy trails, Prospector.Copy !req
997. - Buzz! Woody!
- Help us out here!Copy !req
998. Hurry!Copy !req
999. - Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!
- Oh, Woody!Copy !req
1000. Jessie!Copy !req
1001. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
1002. Ride like the Wind, Bullseye!Copy !req
1003. Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!Copy !req
1004. Come on, Bullseye!Copy !req
1005. Buzz, give me a boost!Copy !req
1006. Woody!Copy !req
1007. Here's the rest!Copy !req
1008. Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.Copy !req
1009. - Woody!
- Come on, Jess.Copy !req
1010. - it's time to take you home.
- ButCopy !req
1011. - what if Andy doesn't like me?
- Nonsense!Copy !req
1012. Andy'll love you! Besides,Copy !req
1013. - he's got a little sister.
- He does?Copy !req
1014. - Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1015. Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!Copy !req
1016. Okay. On three.Copy !req
1017. - One, two...
- Too late!Copy !req
1018. Put 'em on the next flight!Copy !req
1019. - This is bad.
- How are we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
1020. Over there! Come on!Copy !req
1021. - You sure about this?
- No! Let's go!Copy !req
1022. Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
1023. - What's a cowboy without his hat?
- Buzz!Copy !req
1024. Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tyres!Copy !req
1025. Jessie, let go of the plane!Copy !req
1026. What? Are you crazy?Copy !req
1027. Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.Copy !req
1028. But it was cancelled!
We never saw if you made it!Copy !req
1029. Well, then, let's find out together!Copy !req
1030. We did it! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
1031. Nice ropin', cowboy.Copy !req
1032. That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!Copy !req
1033. Your hat, partner.Copy !req
1034. Let's go home.Copy !req
1035. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1036. Hey, Woody! Woody?Copy !req
1037. Oh, wow! New toys!Copy !req
1038. Cool! Thanks, Mom!Copy !req
1039. It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!Copy !req
1040. Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!Copy !req
1041. Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.Copy !req
1042. - Hey, you fixed Woody!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1043. Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.Copy !req
1044. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
1045. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1046. Oh, Bullseye,Copy !req
1047. we're part of a family again!Copy !req
1048. Ma'am, I...Copy !req
1049. I wanted to say
you're a bright young womanCopy !req
1050. with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.Copy !req
1051. "Hairful" of yarn. It's...Copy !req
1052. I must go.Copy !req
1053. Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?Copy !req
1054. What's that? Bark, bark?Copy !req
1055. This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.Copy !req
1056. That critter needs help!Copy !req
1057. Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.Copy !req
1058. I don't need to play. I've lived it!Copy !req
1059. No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!Copy !req
1060. Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.Copy !req
1061. We've got the lowest prices in town.Copy !req
1062. Everything for a buck, buck, buck.Copy !req
1063. Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.Copy !req
1064. Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!Copy !req
1065. I like it. Makes you look tough.Copy !req
1066. You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.Copy !req
1067. You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!Copy !req
1068. And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!Copy !req
1069. Daddy!Copy !req
1070. Oh, no.Copy !req
1071. Wheezy, you're fixed!Copy !req
1072. Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.Copy !req
1073. - And how do you feel?
- Oh, I feel swell.Copy !req
1074. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.Copy !req
1075. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1076. You just remember
what your old pal saidCopy !req
1077. Babe, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1078. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1079. Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.Copy !req
1080. Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?Copy !req
1081. Yeah, and I can teach her.Copy !req
1082. - You still worried?
- About Andy?Copy !req
1083. - Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
- I'm proud of you, cowboy.Copy !req
1084. Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me companyCopy !req
1085. for infinity and beyond.Copy !req
1086. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
1087. - You've got a friend in me
- Yes, you doCopy !req
1088. - You've got a friend in me
- That's the truthCopy !req
1089. You've got a friendCopy !req
1090. In meCopy !req
1091. Yeah!Copy !req
1092. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1093. And action.Copy !req
1094. Okay. A little help here, please.Copy !req
1095. - What are we gonna do, Buzz?
- Use your head!Copy !req
1096. But I don't wanna use my head!Copy !req
1097. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1098. Okay, and pull back.Copy !req
1099. - I don't remember eating that.
- Cut.Copy !req
1100. - I can't believe this.
- That's the fifth time.Copy !req
1101. - What row is that guy in?
- Sorry.Copy !req
1102. I had that bean burrito for lunch.
Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.Copy !req
1103. And action.Copy !req
1104. I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.Copy !req
1105. And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.Copy !req
1106. I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.Copy !req
1107. - Speed.
- Marker.Copy !req
1108. And action.Copy !req
1109. Could...? Should we just...?Copy !req
1110. Should that just be part
of the movie now?Copy !req
1111. He lost... He lost his string.Copy !req
1112. And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.Copy !req
1113. And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.Copy !req
1114. - Who's behind?
- Mine.Copy !req
1115. All right, cut. Good take.Copy !req
1116. What good acting.
That was a good take.Copy !req
1117. You're such a cute little bottom.Copy !req
1118. Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.Copy !req
1119. In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.Copy !req
1120. Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?Copy !req
1121. You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.Copy !req
1122. I'm not a very good catch.Copy !req
1123. - Okay, I'm ready for another take.
- Let's go again.Copy !req
1124. Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!Copy !req
1125. And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.Copy !req
1126. And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.Copy !req
1127. Whoa!Copy !req
1128. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1129. We'll be back before Andy gets home.Copy !req
1130. What? What're you laughing about?Copy !req
1131. Real funny, Woody.Copy !req
1132. We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.Copy !req
1133. Golly bob howdy.Copy !req
1134. What? What's so funny? Woody!Copy !req
1135. - Darn it, Woody!
- Okay, let's go again.Copy !req
1136. And crayons, in case you get bored.Copy !req
1137. And some blue Play-Doh.Copy !req
1138. Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.Copy !req
1139. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!Copy !req
1140. You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.Copy !req
1141. Yeah, I can hardly believe it also.Copy !req
1142. But there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
1143. What's that, Heimlich?Copy !req
1144. Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.Copy !req
1145. What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?Copy !req
1146. And action.Copy !req
1147. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1148. Bullseye, are you with me?Copy !req
1149. Okay, good boy.Copy !req
1150. Prospector, how 'bout you?Copy !req
1151. And so, you two are
absolutely identical?Copy !req
1152. You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.Copy !req
1153. I'm sorry. Are we back?Copy !req
1154. All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.Copy !req
1155. Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.Copy !req
1156. All right, off you go then.Copy !req
1157. - Speed.
- Let me check focus.Copy !req
1158. Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?Copy !req
1159. In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.Copy !req
1160. What will you do next?Copy !req
1161. I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.Copy !req
1162. Wow, that's great.Copy !req
1163. And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.Copy !req
1164. Monkey chow? For what?Copy !req
1165. Well, for the monkeys, of course.Copy !req
1166. Come on, monkeys.Copy !req
1167. That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.
Get my agent on the phone!Copy !req
1168. - Marker.
- And action.Copy !req
1169. It's your choice, Woody.Copy !req
1170. You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.Copy !req
1171. Good heavens. Was that me?Copy !req
1172. Oh, my. I am so sorry.Copy !req
1173. I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete.Copy !req
1174. Okay, let's cut.Copy !req
1175. We are so glad you came.Copy !req
1176. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1177. Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1178. Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containersCopy !req
1179. in the nearest trash receptacle.
Thank you.Copy !req
1180. Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.Copy !req
1181. Okay.Copy !req
1182. Are they all gone?Copy !req
1183. Is everybody gone?Copy !req
1184. Huh?Copy !req
1185. Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.Copy !req
1186. I can't keep smiling like this any more.
I am exhausted.Copy !req
1187. I think I need a break.Copy !req
1188. A little break? Okay.Copy !req