1. All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!Copy !req
2. Don't anybody move!Copy !req
3. Now, empty that safe!Copy !req
4. Money, money, money!Copy !req
5. Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!Copy !req
6. Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!Copy !req
7. Help! Baa! Help us!Copy !req
8. Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!Copy !req
9. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
10. Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
11. I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.Copy !req
12. How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
13. Are you gonna come quietly?Copy !req
14. You can't touch me, Sheriff!Copy !req
15. I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.Copy !req
16. Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.Copy !req
17. Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
You're going to jail, Bart!Copy !req
18. Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.Copy !req
19. You saved the day again, Woody.Copy !req
20. You're my favorite deputy.Copy !req
21. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
22. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
23. Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.Copy !req
24. When the road looks rough aheadCopy !req
25. And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bedCopy !req
26. Round 'em up, cowboy!Copy !req
27. Just remember what your old pal saidCopy !req
28. Boy, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
29. Yee-haw!Copy !req
30. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
31. Hey, cowboy!Copy !req
32. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
33. Big and stronger tooCopy !req
34. Come on, Woody.Copy !req
35. MaybeCopy !req
36. But none of them will ever
love you the way I doCopy !req
37. It's me and you, boyCopy !req
38. And as the years go byCopy !req
39. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
40. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
41. You're gonna see
It's our destinyCopy !req
42. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
43. All right!Copy !req
44. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
45. Score!Copy !req
46. You got a friend in meCopy !req
47. Wow! Cool!Copy !req
48. - What do you think?
- Oh, this looks great, Mom!Copy !req
49. Okay, birthday boy...Copy !req
50. We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!Copy !req
51. - I hope I have enough places.
- Wow, look at that! That's so...Copy !req
52. - One, two... Four.
- Oh, my gosh, you got...Copy !req
53. - Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
- Could we leave this up 'til we move?Copy !req
54. - Well, sure! We can leave it up.
- Yeah!Copy !req
55. Now go get Molly.
Your friends are gonna be here any minute.Copy !req
56. Okay. It's party time, Woody.Copy !req
57. Yee-haw!Copy !req
58. Howdy, little lady.Copy !req
59. Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.Copy !req
60. Come on, Molly.Copy !req
61. Oh, you're getting heavy.Copy !req
62. See you later, Woody.Copy !req
63. Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?Copy !req
64. Okay, everybody, coast is clear!Copy !req
65. Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.Copy !req
66. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.Copy !req
67. Hey, Hamm.Copy !req
68. - Look, I'm Picasso!
- I don't get it.Copy !req
69. You uncultured swine!
What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?Copy !req
70. - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
- Sir! No, sir!Copy !req
71. Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.Copy !req
72. Hey, uh, Slinky?Copy !req
73. Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.Copy !req
74. - No. Slink...
- Oh, well, all right.Copy !req
75. You can be red if you want.Copy !req
76. - Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
- Bad news?Copy !req
77. Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.Copy !req
78. Got it.Copy !req
79. Be happy!Copy !req
80. Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.Copy !req
81. Hey.Copy !req
82. Hey, Etch. Draw!Copy !req
83. Oh! Got me again.Copy !req
84. Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.Copy !req
85. Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
86. Now, where is that... Oh.Copy !req
87. Hey, who moved my
doodle pad way over here?Copy !req
88. - How're you doin', Rex?
- Were you scared? Tell me honestly.Copy !req
89. I was close to being scared that time.Copy !req
90. I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.Copy !req
91. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.Copy !req
92. Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.Copy !req
93. I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.Copy !req
94. Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.Copy !req
95. What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?Copy !req
96. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
97. Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.Copy !req
98. - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
99. Smaller toys up front.Copy !req
100. Hey, Woody, come on.Copy !req
101. Oh, thanks, Mike.Copy !req
102. Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.Copy !req
103. - For crying out loud.
- Thank you.Copy !req
104. Hello? Check.
That better? Great.Copy !req
105. Everybody hear me?
Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.Copy !req
106. Okay. First item today...Copy !req
107. Oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?Copy !req
108. - What?
- Moving buddy? You can't be serious.Copy !req
109. I didn't know we were supposed
to have one already.Copy !req
110. Do we have to hold hands?Copy !req
111. You guys think this is a big joke.Copy !req
112. We've only got one week left
before the move.Copy !req
113. I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.Copy !req
114. If you don't have one, get one!Copy !req
115. All right, next. Oh, yes.Copy !req
116. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meetingCopy !req
117. was, I think, a big success.Copy !req
118. And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.Copy !req
119. - Thank you, Mr. Spell.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
120. Okay. Oh, yes.
One minor note here.Copy !req
121. Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.Copy !req
122. Wait a minute here!Copy !req
123. What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!Copy !req
124. What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?Copy !req
125. Well, obviously she wanted to have
the party before the move.Copy !req
126. I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.Copy !req
127. Of course Woody ain't worried.Copy !req
128. He's been Andy's favorite
since kindergarten.Copy !req
129. Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.Copy !req
130. If Woody says it's all right, then, well,
darn it, it's good enough for me.Copy !req
131. Woody has never steered us wrong before.Copy !req
132. Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.Copy !req
133. But what if Andy gets another
dinosaur, a mean one?Copy !req
134. I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!Copy !req
135. Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.Copy !req
136. This is Andy we're talking about.Copy !req
137. It doesn't matter how much
we're played with.Copy !req
138. What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.Copy !req
139. That's what we're made for, right?Copy !req
140. Pardon me. I hate to break up
the staff meeting, but... they're here!Copy !req
141. Birthday guests at three o'clock!Copy !req
142. Stay calm, everyone!Copy !req
143. Hey!Copy !req
144. Meeting adjourned.Copy !req
145. Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?Copy !req
146. I can't see a thing.Copy !req
147. Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.Copy !req
148. - Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
- Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
149. - They're all in boxes, you idiot.
- They're getting bigger.Copy !req
150. Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.Copy !req
151. Hi!Copy !req
152. - Spell, trash can.
- We're doomed!Copy !req
153. All right! All right!Copy !req
154. If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?Copy !req
155. - Yes! Yes! We promise!
- Okay! Save your batteries.Copy !req
156. Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.Copy !req
157. Sergeant, establish a recon
post downstairs. Code Red!Copy !req
158. - You know what to do.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
159. All right, men. You heard him.
Code Red!Copy !req
160. Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!Copy !req
161. Let's move! Move, move, move, move!Copy !req
162. Yeah!Copy !req
163. Okay, come on, kids.Copy !req
164. Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.Copy !req
165. All right, gangway, gangway.Copy !req
166. And this is how we find outCopy !req
167. what is in those presents.Copy !req
168. Okay, who's hungry?Copy !req
169. Here come the chips!Copy !req
170. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!Copy !req
171. What in the world... Oh!Copy !req
172. I thought I told him to pick these up.Copy !req
173. Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?Copy !req
174. Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.Copy !req
175. Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.Copy !req
176. Go on without me! Just go!Copy !req
177. A good soldier never leaves a man behind.Copy !req
178. Okay, everybody, come on.Copy !req
179. Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...Copy !req
180. You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.Copy !req
181. Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?Copy !req
182. - Mine!
- There they are.Copy !req
183. Come in, Mother Bird.
This is Alpha Bravo.Copy !req
184. - This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
- Come in, Mother Bird.Copy !req
185. All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.Copy !req
186. Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!Copy !req
187. Hey, I can dream, can't I?Copy !req
188. The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.Copy !req
189. It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box.Copy !req
190. - We've got a lunch box here.
- A lunch box?Copy !req
191. - Lunch box?
- For lunch.Copy !req
192. Okay, second present.
It appears to be...Copy !req
193. - Okay, it's bed sheets.
- Who invited that kid?Copy !req
194. Oh! Only one left.Copy !req
195. - Okay, we're on the last present now.
- Last present!Copy !req
196. It's a big one. It's a...Copy !req
197. - It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
- Whew!Copy !req
198. Hallelujah!Copy !req
199. - Yeah! All right!
- Hey, watch it!Copy !req
200. Sorry there, old spud head.Copy !req
201. Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.Copy !req
202. So did I tell ya? Nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
203. I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.Copy !req
204. Wait a minute. Oh!Copy !req
205. - What do we have here?
- Wait! Turn that thing back on!Copy !req
206. Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!Copy !req
207. Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.Copy !req
208. Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.Copy !req
209. - Mom, what is it?
- It's a huge package.Copy !req
210. Oh, get outta the...
One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.Copy !req
211. - It's a...
- Wow!Copy !req
212. It's a what? What is it?Copy !req
213. - Oh, no!
- Oh, ya big lizard!Copy !req
214. - Now we'll never know what it is!
- Way to go, Rex!Copy !req
215. No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!Copy !req
216. He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!Copy !req
217. Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me!Copy !req
218. Let's go to my room, guys!Copy !req
219. Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!Copy !req
220. - There!
- Juvenile intrusion!Copy !req
221. Repeat, resume your positions now!Copy !req
222. Andy's coming!
Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!Copy !req
223. Get to your places! Get to your places!Copy !req
224. Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?Copy !req
225. Out of my way!
Here I come! Here I come!Copy !req
226. Hey, look, its lasers light up.
Take that, Zurg!Copy !req
227. Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.Copy !req
228. And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!Copy !req
229. Come on down, guys!
It's time for games!Copy !req
230. We've got prizes!Copy !req
231. - What is it?
- Can you see it?Copy !req
232. - What the heck is up there?
- Woody, who's up there with ya?Copy !req
233. Woody?Copy !req
234. - What are you doing under the bed?
- Nothin'. Nothin'.Copy !req
235. I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.Copy !req
236. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose.
It's just a mistake!Copy !req
237. Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody.Copy !req
238. - Have you been replaced?
- What did I tell you earlier?Copy !req
239. No one is getting replaced.Copy !req
240. Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up thereCopy !req
241. a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.Copy !req
242. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
243. Come in, Star Command.Copy !req
244. Star Command, come in.
Do you read me?Copy !req
245. Why don't they answer? My ship!Copy !req
246. Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.Copy !req
247. Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.Copy !req
248. My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.Copy !req
249. I've crash-landed on a strange planet.Copy !req
250. The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.Copy !req
251. Terrain seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
252. No readout yet if the air is breathable.Copy !req
253. And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
254. Hello!Copy !req
255. Whoa! Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
256. Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.Copy !req
257. Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.Copy !req
258. And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.Copy !req
259. And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.Copy !req
260. This is my spot, see, the bed here.Copy !req
261. Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.Copy !req
262. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.Copy !req
263. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.Copy !req
264. Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.Copy !req
265. I need to repair my turbo boosters.Copy !req
266. Do you people still use fossil fuel,
or have you discovered crystallic fusion?Copy !req
267. Well, let's see. We got double-A's.Copy !req
268. Watch yourself! Halt!
Who goes there?Copy !req
269. Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.Copy !req
270. - Do you know these life-forms?
- Yes! They're Andy's toys.Copy !req
271. All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.Copy !req
272. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.Copy !req
273. Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!Copy !req
274. Wh-why, thank you!Copy !req
275. Now, thank you all for your kind welcome!Copy !req
276. - Say, what's that button do?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
277. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
278. Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.Copy !req
279. - Only it's...
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.Copy !req
280. Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.Copy !req
281. Probably all copper wiring, huh?Copy !req
282. So, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?Copy !req
283. Well, no. Actually, I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.Copy !req
284. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection UnitCopy !req
285. of the Space Ranger Corps,Copy !req
286. I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasionCopy !req
287. from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.Copy !req
288. Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.Copy !req
289. And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.Copy !req
290. I'm actually from a smaller companyCopy !req
291. that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.Copy !req
292. You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.Copy !req
293. Well, sure. Look at him.Copy !req
294. He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.Copy !req
295. Please be careful.Copy !req
296. You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.Copy !req
297. Hey, a laser!
How come you don't have a laser, Woody?Copy !req
298. It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.Copy !req
299. - What's with him?
- Laser envy.Copy !req
300. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
301. Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.Copy !req
302. - Toy?
- T-O-Y. Toy!Copy !req
303. Excuse me, I think the word you're
searching for is "Space Ranger."Copy !req
304. The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.Copy !req
305. Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?Copy !req
306. Mr. Lightyear, now, I'm curious.Copy !req
307. What does a Space Ranger actually do?Copy !req
308. He's not a Space Ranger!Copy !req
309. He doesn't fight evil or,
or shoot lasers or fly!Copy !req
310. Excuse me.Copy !req
311. Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!Copy !req
312. Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!Copy !req
313. They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.Copy !req
314. - No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.Copy !req
315. - You can't.
- Can.Copy !req
316. Can't. Can't. Can't!Copy !req
317. I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!Copy !req
318. - Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
- All right, then, I will.Copy !req
319. Stand back, everyone!Copy !req
320. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
321. - Can!
- Whoa!Copy !req
322. Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!Copy !req
323. - I found my movin' buddy.
- Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you.Copy !req
324. That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.Copy !req
325. Man, the dolls must really go for you.
Can you teach me that?Copy !req
326. - Golly bob howdy!
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
327. You know, in a couple of days,Copy !req
328. everything will be just the way it was.
They'll see.Copy !req
329. They'll see.Copy !req
330. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.Copy !req
331. I was on top of the world livin' highCopy !req
332. It was right in my pocketCopy !req
333. I was livin' the lifeCopy !req
334. Things were just the way they should beCopy !req
335. When from out of the sky like a bombCopy !req
336. Comes some little punk in a rocketCopy !req
337. Now all of a sudden some strange
things are happening to meCopy !req
338. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
339. StrangeCopy !req
340. Things are happening to meCopy !req
341. StrangeCopy !req
342. ThingsCopy !req
343. Strange things are happening to meCopy !req
344. Ain't no doubt about itCopy !req
345. I had friends
I had lots of friendsCopy !req
346. Now all my friends are goneCopy !req
347. And I'm doin' the best I canCopy !req
348. To carry onCopy !req
349. - I had power
- PowerCopy !req
350. - I was respected
- RespectedCopy !req
351. But not anymoreCopy !req
352. And I've lost the love of the oneCopy !req
353. Whom I adoreCopy !req
354. Let me tell you 'bout it
StrangeCopy !req
355. Things are happenin' to meCopy !req
356. StrangeCopy !req
357. ThingsCopy !req
358. StrangeCopy !req
359. Things are happenin' to meCopy !req
360. Ain't no doubt about itCopy !req
361. StrangeCopy !req
362. ThingsCopy !req
363. StrangeCopy !req
364. ThingsCopy !req
365. Finally!Copy !req
366. Hey, who's got my hat?Copy !req
367. Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!Copy !req
368. Gimme that!Copy !req
369. Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.Copy !req
370. It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.Copy !req
371. Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.Copy !req
372. Wow!Copy !req
373. With permanent ink too!Copy !req
374. Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.Copy !req
375. Don't let it get to you, Woody.Copy !req
376. Let what? I don't...
What do you mean? Who?Copy !req
377. I know Andy's excited about Buzz.Copy !req
378. But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.Copy !req
379. - Yeah, like the attic.
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
380. Unidirectional bonding strip.Copy !req
381. Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.Copy !req
382. Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.Copy !req
383. He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.Copy !req
384. What are you talking about?Copy !req
385. Where's that bonding strip?Copy !req
386. And another thing,Copy !req
387. stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!Copy !req
388. Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?Copy !req
389. Okay! Well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?Copy !req
390. - Don't even think about it, cowboy.
- Oh, yeah, tough guy?Copy !req
391. The air isn't... toxic.Copy !req
392. How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!Copy !req
393. My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!Copy !req
394. You actually think you're
the Buzz Lightyear?Copy !req
395. Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!Copy !req
396. Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
397. You're mocking me, aren't you?Copy !req
398. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!Copy !req
399. Where?Copy !req
400. Yes!Copy !req
401. It's Sid!Copy !req
402. Don't move!Copy !req
403. I thought he was at summer camp.Copy !req
404. They must've kicked him out
early this year.Copy !req
405. Oh, no, not Sid!Copy !req
406. Incoming!Copy !req
407. - Who is it this time?
- I... I can't... I can't tell.Copy !req
408. - Hey, where's Lenny?
- Right here, Woody.Copy !req
409. Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.Copy !req
410. Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.Copy !req
411. What's going on?Copy !req
412. Nothing that concerns you
spacemen, just us toys.Copy !req
413. I'd better take a look anyway.Copy !req
414. Why is that soldier strapped
to an explosive device?Copy !req
415. That's why, Sid.Copy !req
416. Sure is a hairy fellow.Copy !req
417. No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.Copy !req
418. That is Sid.Copy !req
419. - You mean that happy child?
- That ain't no happy child.Copy !req
420. He tortures toys, just for fun!Copy !req
421. Well, then we've got to do something.Copy !req
422. What are you doing?
Get down from there!Copy !req
423. - I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
- Yeah, sure. You go ahead.Copy !req
424. Melt him with your scary laser.Copy !req
425. Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.Copy !req
426. He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!Copy !req
427. Look out!Copy !req
428. Yes! He's gone! He's history!Copy !req
429. I could've stopped him.Copy !req
430. Buzz, I would love to see you try.Copy !req
431. Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.Copy !req
432. The sooner we move, the better.Copy !req
433. Yeah!Copy !req
434. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
435. All this packing makes me hungry.Copy !req
436. What would you say to dinner at,
oh, Pizza Planet?Copy !req
437. Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!Copy !req
438. Go wash your hands,
and I'll get Molly ready.Copy !req
439. - Can I bring some toys?
- You can bring one toy.Copy !req
440. - Just one?
- One toy?Copy !req
441. Will Andy pick me?Copy !req
442. "Don't count on it"?Copy !req
443. Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
444. Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness.
We've got trouble!Copy !req
445. - Trouble? Where?
- Down there. Just down there.Copy !req
446. A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!Copy !req
447. Then we've no time to lose.Copy !req
448. I don't see anything!Copy !req
449. Oh, he's there! Just, just keep looking!Copy !req
450. What kind of toy...Copy !req
451. Buzz!Copy !req
452. Buzz!Copy !req
453. I don't see him in the driveway.Copy !req
454. - I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
- Oh! Buzz!Copy !req
455. Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to say something.
What is it, boy?Copy !req
456. - He's saying that this was no accident.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
457. - I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...
- No!Copy !req
458. by Woody!Copy !req
459. - What?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
460. You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?Copy !req
461. That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!Copy !req
462. Now, it was an accident, guys.Copy !req
463. Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.Copy !req
464. We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?Copy !req
465. Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!Copy !req
466. Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!Copy !req
467. You don't deserve to... Hey!Copy !req
468. You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in
on your playtime, could you, Woody?Copy !req
469. Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.Copy !req
470. So you got rid of him.Copy !req
471. Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?Copy !req
472. You gonna knock me
outta the window too?Copy !req
473. I don't think we should
give him the chance.Copy !req
474. There he is, men. Frag him!Copy !req
475. Let's string him up by his pull string!Copy !req
476. - I got dibs on his hat!
- Would you boys stop it!Copy !req
477. Tackle him!Copy !req
478. No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!Copy !req
479. Okay, Mom, be right down.
I've gotta get Buzz.Copy !req
480. Retreat!Copy !req
481. Mom, do you know where Buzz is?Copy !req
482. No, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
483. - Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- But, Mom, I can't find him!Copy !req
484. Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!Copy !req
485. Oh, okay.Copy !req
486. I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.Copy !req
487. Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.Copy !req
488. It's too short!
We need more monkeys!Copy !req
489. There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!Copy !req
490. Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!Copy !req
491. We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!Copy !req
492. Oh, where could he be?Copy !req
493. - Can I help pump the gas?
- Sure! I'll even let you drive.Copy !req
494. - Yeah?
- Yeah, when you're 16.Copy !req
495. Funny, Mom.Copy !req
496. Great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?Copy !req
497. Buzz!Copy !req
498. Buzz! Ha! You're alive!Copy !req
499. This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.Copy !req
500. Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the roomCopy !req
501. and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.Copy !req
502. Huh? Right? Buddy?Copy !req
503. I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,Copy !req
504. revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.Copy !req
505. - Oh. Well, that's good.
- But we're not on my planet, are we?Copy !req
506. No.Copy !req
507. Okay, come on!Copy !req
508. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
509. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.Copy !req
510. - Next stop.
- Pizza Planet! Yeah!Copy !req
511. Andy!Copy !req
512. Wh... Doesn't he realize
that I'm not there?Copy !req
513. I'm lost!Copy !req
514. Oh, I'm a lost toy!Copy !req
515. Buzz Lightyear mission log.Copy !req
516. The local sheriff and I seem to be
at a huge refueling station of some sort.Copy !req
517. You!Copy !req
518. - According to my navi-computer, the...
- Shut up!Copy !req
519. - Just shut up, you idiot!
- Sheriff, this is no time to panic.Copy !req
520. This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.Copy !req
521. They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!Copy !req
522. My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...Copy !req
523. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
524. Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceshipCopy !req
525. and taken away everything
that was important to me...Copy !req
526. Don't talk to me about importance!Copy !req
527. Because of you the security of this
entire universe is in jeopardy!Copy !req
528. What? What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
529. Right now, poised at the edge
of the galaxy, Emperor ZurgCopy !req
530. has been secretly building a weaponCopy !req
531. with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!Copy !req
532. I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.Copy !req
533. And you, my friend, are responsibleCopy !req
534. for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!Copy !req
535. You... are... a... toy!Copy !req
536. You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're a...Copy !req
537. You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!Copy !req
538. You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.Copy !req
539. Farewell.Copy !req
540. Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!Copy !req
541. "Rendezvous with Star Command."Copy !req
542. - Hey, gas dude!
- You talkin' to me?Copy !req
543. - Yeah, man. Can you help me?
- Pizza Planet? Andy!Copy !req
544. Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?Copy !req
545. Oh, no!Copy !req
546. I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.Copy !req
547. - Buzz! Buzz, come back!
- Go away!Copy !req
548. No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...Copy !req
549. I found a spaceship!Copy !req
550. It's a spaceship, Buzz!Copy !req
551. Come on, man, hurry up!
Like, the pizzas are getting cold here!Copy !req
552. - Cutting Boulevard, huh?
- Yeah, yeah. Which way?Copy !req
553. Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of originCopy !req
554. once it jettisons its food supply?Copy !req
555. And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.Copy !req
556. - Well, then, let's climb aboard.
- No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
557. Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.Copy !req
558. Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.Copy !req
559. - We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
- Yeah, bu...Copy !req
560. Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
561. That's two lefts and a right, huh?Copy !req
562. - Thanks for the directions, okay?
- Yeah. And remember, kid...Copy !req
563. Buzz!Copy !req
564. It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay.
What an idiot.Copy !req
565. Next shuttle lift-off is scheduled forCopy !req
566. T-minus 30 minutes and counting.Copy !req
567. You are clear to enter.Copy !req
568. Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
569. The white zone is for immediate pizza...Copy !req
570. Sheriff!Copy !req
571. There you are.Copy !req
572. Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.Copy !req
573. Great idea, Woody.Copy !req
574. I like your thinkin'.Copy !req
575. You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
576. Now!Copy !req
577. Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.Copy !req
578. Jones, party of five,
your shuttle is now boarding...Copy !req
579. Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?Copy !req
580. Watch where you're going!Copy !req
581. Sorry.Copy !req
582. nine, eight, seven, six,Copy !req
583. five, four, three,Copy !req
584. two, one.Copy !req
585. What a spaceport! Good work, Woody.Copy !req
586. Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?Copy !req
587. - Andy!
- Now, we need to find a shipCopy !req
588. - that's headed for Sector 12.
- Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.Copy !req
589. - There's a special ship. I just saw it.
- You mean it has hyperdrive?Copy !req
590. Hyperactive hyperdrive.Copy !req
591. And Astro... turf!Copy !req
592. - Where is it? I don't see the...
- Come on. That's it.Copy !req
593. Spaceship!Copy !req
594. All right, Buzz, get ready. And...Copy !req
595. - And the universe explodes!
- Okay, Buzz, when I say go,Copy !req
596. we're gonna jump in the basket. Buzz!Copy !req
597. - No!
- Mom, if I eat all my pizza,Copy !req
598. can I have some alien slime?Copy !req
599. This cannot be happening to me.Copy !req
600. - A stranger.
- From the outside.Copy !req
601. Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
602. I come in peace.Copy !req
603. Before your space journey,
re-energize yourselfCopy !req
604. with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.Copy !req
605. This is an intergalactic emergency.Copy !req
606. I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.Copy !req
607. Who's in charge here?Copy !req
608. The claw!Copy !req
609. The claw is our master.Copy !req
610. The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.Copy !req
611. - This is ludicrous.
- Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?Copy !req
612. Take that!Copy !req
613. Oh, no! Sid!Copy !req
614. Get down!Copy !req
615. What's gotten into you? I was...Copy !req
616. You are the one that decided
to climb into this...Copy !req
617. The claw, it moves.Copy !req
618. I have been chosen!Copy !req
619. Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.Copy !req
620. Gotcha!Copy !req
621. A Buzz Lightyear? No way!Copy !req
622. Yes!Copy !req
623. Buzz! No!Copy !req
624. Hey!Copy !req
625. He has been chosen!Copy !req
626. - He must go.
- Hey!Copy !req
627. - What are you doing?
- Do not fight the claw.Copy !req
628. Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!Copy !req
629. All right! Double prizes!Copy !req
630. Let's go home and... play.Copy !req
631. Sheriff, I can see your
dwelling from here.Copy !req
632. - You're almost home.
- Nirvana is coming.Copy !req
633. - The mystic portal awaits.
- Will you be quiet?Copy !req
634. You guys don't get it, do you?Copy !req
635. Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.Copy !req
636. Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!Copy !req
637. Sit! Good boy.Copy !req
638. - Hey, I got something for you, boy.
- Freeze!Copy !req
639. Ready, set, now!Copy !req
640. Hannah! Hey, Hannah!Copy !req
641. - What?
- Did I get my package in the mail?Copy !req
642. - I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?Copy !req
643. I don't know!Copy !req
644. - Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!
- What? Hey!Copy !req
645. - She's sick!
- No, she's not!Copy !req
646. I'll have to perform
one of my operations.Copy !req
647. - No!
- No, not Sid's room. Not there.Copy !req
648. Hey, give her back!Copy !req
649. Sid! Sid!Copy !req
650. Oh, no, we have a sick
patient here, nurse.Copy !req
651. Prepare the OR, stat!Copy !req
652. Patient is... prepped.Copy !req
653. No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.Copy !req
654. Now for the tricky part. Pliers!Copy !req
655. I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.Copy !req
656. Doctor, you've done it!Copy !req
657. Hannah!Copy !req
658. Janie's all better now.Copy !req
659. - Mom! Mom!
- She's lying!Copy !req
660. Whatever she says, it's not true!Copy !req
661. We are gonna die. I'm outta here!Copy !req
662. Locked.Copy !req
663. There's gotta be another way outta here.Copy !req
664. Buzz? Was that you?Copy !req
665. Hey, hi there, little fella.Copy !req
666. Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?Copy !req
667. Buzz!Copy !req
668. They're cannibals.Copy !req
669. Mayday, mayday.Copy !req
670. Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
671. Star Command, do you copy?Copy !req
672. I've set my laser from stun to kill.Copy !req
673. Great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.Copy !req
674. Hey, you guys, I think I found him!Copy !req
675. Buzz, is that you?Copy !req
676. Whiskers, will you get outta here!Copy !req
677. You're interfering
with the search and rescue!Copy !req
678. Look, they're home.Copy !req
679. Mom, have you seen Woody?Copy !req
680. Where was the last place you left him?Copy !req
681. Right here in the van.Copy !req
682. Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.Copy !req
683. He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.Copy !req
684. Woody's gone?Copy !req
685. Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.Copy !req
686. Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.Copy !req
687. Who would've thought he was
capable of such atrocities?Copy !req
688. Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.Copy !req
689. Oh, a survivor.
Where's the rebel base? Talk!Copy !req
690. I can see your will is strong.Copy !req
691. Well, we have ways of making you talk.Copy !req
692. Where are your rebel friends now?Copy !req
693. Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!Copy !req
694. All right!Copy !req
695. Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.Copy !req
696. A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.Copy !req
697. I sure hope this isn't permanent.Copy !req
698. Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.Copy !req
699. The door. It's open! We're free!Copy !req
700. Woody, we don't know what's out there!Copy !req
701. I'll tell you wha...Copy !req
702. They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!Copy !req
703. Shield your eyes.Copy !req
704. It's not working. I recharged it before I left.
It should be good for...Copy !req
705. You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!Copy !req
706. - Get away!
- Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?Copy !req
707. - Stop that.
- Back! Back, you savages! Back!Copy !req
708. - Woody, stop it!
- Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!Copy !req
709. There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!Copy !req
710. There's no place like home.Copy !req
711. Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.Copy !req
712. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
713. Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!Copy !req
714. We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!Copy !req
715. Split up!Copy !req
716. Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
717. - This is Star Command.
- Star Command!Copy !req
718. - Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?
- Buzz Lightyear responding.Copy !req
719. Read you loud and clear.Copy !req
720. Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.Copy !req
721. - On the way!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
722. The world's greatest superhero!
Now the world's greatest toy!Copy !req
723. Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!Copy !req
724. - Calling Buzz Lightyear!
- Karate chop action!Copy !req
725. - Wow!
- Pulsating laser light!Copy !req
726. - Total annihilation!
- Multi-phrase voice simulator!Copy !req
727. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
728. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
729. And best of all,
high pressure space wings!Copy !req
730. - To infinity and beyond!
- Not a flying toy.Copy !req
731. Get your Buzz Lightyear action figureCopy !req
732. - and save a galaxy near you!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
733. Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.Copy !req
734. And welcome back to the Point
Richmond Bowling Championship.Copy !req
735. Out among the stars I sailCopy !req
736. Way beyond the moonCopy !req
737. In my silver ship I sailedCopy !req
738. To a dream that ended too soonCopy !req
739. Now I know exactlyCopy !req
740. Who I am and what I'm here forCopy !req
741. You are a toy! You can't fly!Copy !req
742. And I will go sailingCopy !req
743. No moreCopy !req
744. But no, it can't be trueCopy !req
745. I could fly if I wanted toCopy !req
746. Like a bird in the skyCopy !req
747. If I believed I could flyCopy !req
748. Why, I'd flyCopy !req
749. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
750. Clearly, ICopy !req
751. Will go sailingCopy !req
752. No moreCopy !req
753. Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?Copy !req
754. What, dear? What was that?Copy !req
755. Never mind!Copy !req
756. Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?Copy !req
757. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space. Let's go.Copy !req
758. Really? That is so interesting.Copy !req
759. Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?Copy !req
760. Buzz!Copy !req
761. It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.Copy !req
762. - Oh, no!
- What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.Copy !req
763. It goes quite well with your head.Copy !req
764. Hannah! Oh, Hannah!Copy !req
765. Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
766. I'll be right back.Copy !req
767. What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?Copy !req
768. Buzz. Hey. Buzz, are you okay?Copy !req
769. Gone! It's all gone.Copy !req
770. All of it's gone. Bye-bye. See ya.Copy !req
771. What happened to you?Copy !req
772. One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.Copy !req
773. And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling withCopy !req
774. Marie Antoinette and her little sister.Copy !req
775. I think you've had enough tea for today.Copy !req
776. Let's get you outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
777. Don't you get it? You see the hat?Copy !req
778. - I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
- Snap out of it, Buzz!Copy !req
779. I'm sorry. I... You're right.Copy !req
780. I am just a little depressed. That's all.Copy !req
781. I can get through this.Copy !req
782. Oh, I'm a sham!Copy !req
783. - Look at me.
- Quiet, Buzz.Copy !req
784. I can't even fly out of a window.Copy !req
785. The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.Copy !req
786. - The apron is a bit much.
- "Out the window"!Copy !req
787. Buzz, you're a genius!Copy !req
788. Come on, come on. This way.Copy !req
789. Years of academy, training, wasted!Copy !req
790. B-3.Copy !req
791. Miss! G-6.Copy !req
792. You sunk it. Are you peeking?Copy !req
793. Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.Copy !req
794. - Give me the nose. Come on.
- How about three out of five?Copy !req
795. Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!Copy !req
796. - Son of a building block. It's Woody.
- He's in the psycho's bedroom.Copy !req
797. - Hi!
- Everyone! It's Woody!Copy !req
798. - Woody?
- You're kidding!Copy !req
799. - Woody?
- We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
800. Buzz?Copy !req
801. - Hey, look!
- Woody!Copy !req
802. Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.Copy !req
803. - I knew you'd come back, Woody.
- What are you doin' over there?Copy !req
804. It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
805. Here! Catch this!Copy !req
806. - Whoa! I've got it, Woody.
- He got it, Woody.Copy !req
807. Good goin', Slink.
Now just, just tie it on to somethin'.Copy !req
808. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got a better idea. How 'bout we don't?Copy !req
809. - Hey!
- Potato Head.Copy !req
810. Did you all take stupid pills this morning?Copy !req
811. Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?Copy !req
812. And now you wanna let him back over here?Copy !req
813. No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.Copy !req
814. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!Copy !req
815. - You are a liar!
- No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.Copy !req
816. Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.Copy !req
817. Just a sec!Copy !req
818. Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?Copy !req
819. That's very funny, Buzz.Copy !req
820. - This is serious!
- Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?Copy !req
821. He's lying. Buzz ain't there.Copy !req
822. Oh! Hi, Buzz!Copy !req
823. Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?Copy !req
824. Hiya, fellas! To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
825. Hey, look! It's Buzz!Copy !req
826. Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new
secret best friends handshake.Copy !req
827. Give me five, man!Copy !req
828. Something's screwy here.Copy !req
829. So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?Copy !req
830. You bet. Give me a hug.Copy !req
831. Boy, I love you too.Copy !req
832. See? It is Buzz.Copy !req
833. Now give back the lights, Potato Head.Copy !req
834. Wait just a minute.Copy !req
835. - What are you tryin' to pull?
- Nothing!Copy !req
836. - Oh, that is disgusting.
- Murderer!Copy !req
837. - No! No, no, no, no, no!
- You murdering dog!Copy !req
838. - It's not what you think. I swear!
- Save it for the jury.Copy !req
839. I hope Sid pulls your
voice box out, ya creep.Copy !req
840. No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!Copy !req
841. Ya gotta help us, please!
You don't know what it's like over here!Copy !req
842. Come on. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
843. Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.Copy !req
844. Come back! Slink!Copy !req
845. Slink! Please! Please! Listen to me!Copy !req
846. No! No! Come back!Copy !req
847. Slinky!Copy !req
848. Buzz! Go away!Copy !req
849. You disgusting freaks!Copy !req
850. All right, back! Back, you cannibals!Copy !req
851. He is still alive, and you're not
gonna get him, you monsters!Copy !req
852. What are you doin'?Copy !req
853. Hey. Hey, they fixed you.Copy !req
854. But they're cannibals.Copy !req
855. We saw them eat those other toys.Copy !req
856. Sorry. I thought that you were gonna...Copy !req
857. You know, you know, eat my friend.Copy !req
858. Hey, no, no, wait, hey!Copy !req
859. - What's wrong?
- Sid?Copy !req
860. Not now, Mom! I'm busy!Copy !req
861. - Sid! Buzz, come on!
- You left that door open.Copy !req
862. Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!Copy !req
863. It came! It finally came!Copy !req
864. "The Big One."Copy !req
865. "Extremely dangerous.Copy !req
866. "Keep out of reach of children."Copy !req
867. Cool! What am I gonna blow?Copy !req
868. Man. Hey, where's that
wimpy cowboy doll?Copy !req
869. Yes. I've always wanted to put
a spaceman into orbit.Copy !req
870. Now. Yes.Copy !req
871. Oh, no!Copy !req
872. Oh, man!Copy !req
873. Sid Phillips reporting.Copy !req
874. Launch of the shuttle has been delayedCopy !req
875. due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.Copy !req
876. Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.Copy !req
877. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
878. I looked everywhere, honey,
but all I could find was your hat.Copy !req
879. But what if we leave them behind?Copy !req
880. Oh, don't worry, honey.Copy !req
881. I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.Copy !req
882. I need air!Copy !req
883. Will you quit movin' around?Copy !req
884. I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.Copy !req
885. How did I get stuck with you
as a moving buddy?Copy !req
886. Everyone else was picked.Copy !req
887. Oh, Woody.Copy !req
888. If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.Copy !req
889. Hey, Buzz!Copy !req
890. Hey. Get over here and see
if you can get this toolbox off me.Copy !req
891. Oh, come on, Buzz, I...Copy !req
892. Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.Copy !req
893. I can't help. I can't help anyone.Copy !req
894. Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.Copy !req
895. Then I'll get that rocket off you,
and we'll make a break for Andy's house.Copy !req
896. Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?Copy !req
897. Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.Copy !req
898. No, Woody.
For the first time I am thinking clearly.Copy !req
899. You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.Copy !req
900. I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.Copy !req
901. Whoa, hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
902. Bein' a toy is a lot better than
bein' a, a Space Ranger.Copy !req
903. - Yeah, right.
- No, it is.Copy !req
904. Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.Copy !req
905. And it's not because you're
a Space Ranger, pal.Copy !req
906. It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.Copy !req
907. But why would Andy want me?Copy !req
908. Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
909. Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.Copy !req
910. You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!Copy !req
911. Your helmet does that,
that, that whoosh thing.Copy !req
912. You are a cool toy.Copy !req
913. As a matter of fact, you're too cool.Copy !req
914. I mean, I mean,
what chance does a toy like me haveCopy !req
915. against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?Copy !req
916. All I can do is...Copy !req
917. There's a snake in my boots.Copy !req
918. Why would Andy ever want to play with meCopy !req
919. when he's got you?Copy !req
920. I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.Copy !req
921. Listen, Buzz, forget about me.Copy !req
922. You should get outta here while you can.Copy !req
923. Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...Copy !req
924. Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.Copy !req
925. Now let's get you out of this thing.Copy !req
926. Yes, sir!Copy !req
927. Come on, Buzz. We can do it.Copy !req
928. Woody, it's the moving van.Copy !req
929. We gotta get outta here now.Copy !req
930. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
931. All right.Copy !req
932. - Hey, I'm out!
- Almost there.Copy !req
933. I want to ride the pony.Copy !req
934. Woody? Woody? Are you all right?Copy !req
935. I'm fine. I'm okay.Copy !req
936. Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off!Copy !req
937. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
938. Back, back.Copy !req
939. Down, down!Copy !req
940. Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.Copy !req
941. Guys!Copy !req
942. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.Copy !req
943. There's a good toy down there,Copy !req
944. and he's gonna be blown
to bits in a few minutes.Copy !req
945. All because of me. We gotta save him.Copy !req
946. And... But I need your help.Copy !req
947. Please. He's my friend.Copy !req
948. And he's the only one I've got.Copy !req
949. Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.Copy !req
950. We're gonna have to break a few rules.Copy !req
951. But if it works, it'll help everybody.Copy !req
952. Houston to Mission Control.
Come in, Control.Copy !req
953. Launch pad is being constructed.Copy !req
954. All right, listen up.Copy !req
955. I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here.Copy !req
956. Legs, you're with Ducky.Copy !req
957. RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?Copy !req
958. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
959. Wind the frog.Copy !req
960. Wait for the signal.Copy !req
961. Go!Copy !req
962. All right, let's go!Copy !req
963. I'll get it!Copy !req
964. Now!Copy !req
965. I'm coming. I'm coming.Copy !req
966. Scud!Copy !req
967. Stupid dog.Copy !req
968. Lean back!Copy !req
969. Mission Control, is the launch pad
construction complete?Copy !req
970. Roger.
Rocket is now secured to guide wire.Copy !req
971. We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.Copy !req
972. Countdown will commence momentarily.Copy !req
973. - Stand by.
- Let's go.Copy !req
974. Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.Copy !req
975. Woody! Great! Help me outta this thing.Copy !req
976. - What?
- It's okay. Everything's under control.Copy !req
977. Woody, what are you doing?Copy !req
978. Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...Copy !req
979. Hey? How'd you get out here?Copy !req
980. Oh, well.
You and I can have a cookout later.Copy !req
981. Houston, do we have permission to launch?Copy !req
982. Roger. Permission granted.Copy !req
983. You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.Copy !req
984. And counting. Ten, nine,Copy !req
985. eight, seven, six,Copy !req
986. five, four, three, two,Copy !req
987. - one!
- Reach for the sky!Copy !req
988. This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.Copy !req
989. What?Copy !req
990. Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.Copy !req
991. - It's busted.
- Who are you callin' busted, buster?Copy !req
992. That's right.Copy !req
993. I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.Copy !req
994. We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,Copy !req
995. or smashed or ripped apart.Copy !req
996. - "We"?
- That's right! Your toys!Copy !req
997. Mama!Copy !req
998. Mama!Copy !req
999. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
1000. Mama!Copy !req
1001. From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!Copy !req
1002. Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.Copy !req
1003. We toys can see everything.Copy !req
1004. So play nice.Copy !req
1005. We did it! We did it! Yes!Copy !req
1006. The toys! The toys are alive!Copy !req
1007. Nice toy.Copy !req
1008. What's wrong, Sid?Copy !req
1009. Don't you want to play with Sally?Copy !req
1010. Nice work, fellows. Good job.Copy !req
1011. Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.Copy !req
1012. Woody.Copy !req
1013. Thanks.Copy !req
1014. Everybody say, "Bye, house!"Copy !req
1015. - Woody! The van!
- Bye, house.Copy !req
1016. We gotta run! Thanks, guys!Copy !req
1017. Quick!Copy !req
1018. Just go. I'll catch up.Copy !req
1019. Come on!Copy !req
1020. You can do it, Woody!Copy !req
1021. I got it!Copy !req
1022. I made it.Copy !req
1023. Get away, you stupid dog! Down!Copy !req
1024. - Down!
- Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
1025. I can't do it.Copy !req
1026. Take care of Andy for me!Copy !req
1027. No!Copy !req
1028. Buzz!Copy !req
1029. Are we there already?Copy !req
1030. - Woody?
- How did you...?Copy !req
1031. - How'd he get here?
- Where have you...?Copy !req
1032. What happened?Copy !req
1033. - What's goin' on?
- What's he takin'?Copy !req
1034. There you are!Copy !req
1035. Hey. What's he doing?Copy !req
1036. He's at it again!Copy !req
1037. - Get him!
- Come on!Copy !req
1038. No, no!Copy !req
1039. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1040. Pig pile!Copy !req
1041. - Get outta that car!
- Move it!Copy !req
1042. No! Please! You don't understand!Copy !req
1043. Buzz is out there. We gotta help him.Copy !req
1044. - No!
- Toss him overboard!Copy !req
1045. No, no, no! Wait!Copy !req
1046. - Hooray!
- So long, Woody!Copy !req
1047. Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1048. - Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.
- Look out!Copy !req
1049. Now let's catch up to that truck.Copy !req
1050. Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.Copy !req
1051. - What?
- And Buzz is with him!Copy !req
1052. It is Buzz!Copy !req
1053. Woody was telling the truth.Copy !req
1054. - What have we done?
- Great! Now I have guilt.Copy !req
1055. We're almost there!Copy !req
1056. Rocky, the ramp!Copy !req
1057. Look out!Copy !req
1058. Quick! Hold onto my tail!Copy !req
1059. - Attaboy, Slink!
- Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1060. Woody! Speed up!Copy !req
1061. - Speed up!
- The batteries!Copy !req
1062. They're runnin' out!Copy !req
1063. - I can't hold on much longer.
- Slink! Hang on!Copy !req
1064. Great!Copy !req
1065. Woody! The rocket!Copy !req
1066. The match! Yes!Copy !req
1067. Thank you, Sid!Copy !req
1068. No! No, no! No!Copy !req
1069. No! Oh, no!Copy !req
1070. No, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
1071. no!Copy !req
1072. No!Copy !req
1073. - Woody! What are you doing?
- Hold still, Buzz!Copy !req
1074. You did it!Copy !req
1075. Next stop, Andy!Copy !req
1076. Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!Copy !req
1077. I should have held on longer.Copy !req
1078. Look! Look!
It's Woody and Buzz comin' up fast!Copy !req
1079. Woody!Copy !req
1080. Take cover!Copy !req
1081. This is the part where we blow up!Copy !req
1082. Not today!Copy !req
1083. Hey, Buzz! You're flyin'!Copy !req
1084. This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.Copy !req
1085. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
1086. Buzz, we missed the truck.Copy !req
1087. We're not aiming for the truck.Copy !req
1088. Hey, wow!Copy !req
1089. - What? What is it?
- Woody! Buzz!Copy !req
1090. Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?Copy !req
1091. - Here in the car!
- See?Copy !req
1092. Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.Copy !req
1093. - Which one can I open first?
- Let's let Molly open one.Copy !req
1094. Frankincense, this is Myrrh.Copy !req
1095. Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.Copy !req
1096. Whoa! It's time!Copy !req
1097. Oh, Bo.Copy !req
1098. There's got to be a less
painful way to get my attention.Copy !req
1099. Merry Christmas, Sheriff.Copy !req
1100. Say, isn't that mistletoe?Copy !req
1101. Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.Copy !req
1102. That way I could play
the dominant predator.Copy !req
1103. Quiet, everyone! Quiet!Copy !req
1104. Molly's first present is
Mrs. Potato Head.Copy !req
1105. Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.Copy !req
1106. Way to go, Idaho!Copy !req
1107. Gee, I'd better shave.Copy !req
1108. Come in, Frankincense.Copy !req
1109. Andy is now opening his first present.Copy !req
1110. - It's...
- Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
1111. - you are not worried, are you?
- I can't quite...Copy !req
1112. - Me? No, no.
- Make out...Copy !req
1113. No. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1114. A large box... It's...Copy !req
1115. - Are you?
- Now, Buzz,Copy !req
1116. what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?Copy !req
1117. Oh, what is it? What is it?Copy !req
1118. Wow! A puppy!Copy !req
1119. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1120. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1121. When the road looks rough aheadCopy !req
1122. And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bedCopy !req
1123. You just remember what your old pal saidCopy !req
1124. Boy, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1125. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1126. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1127. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1128. - You got troubles
- And I got 'em tooCopy !req
1129. There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for youCopy !req
1130. If we stick together
we can see it throughCopy !req
1131. 'Cause you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1132. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1133. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
1134. Bigger and stronger tooCopy !req
1135. MaybeCopy !req
1136. But none of them will ever
love you the way I doCopy !req
1137. It's me and you, boyCopy !req
1138. And as the years go byCopy !req
1139. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
1140. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
1141. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1142. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1143. You've got a friend in meCopy !req