1. All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!Copy !req
2. Don't anybody move!Copy !req
3. Now, empty that safe!Copy !req
4. Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Money, money, money!Copy !req
5. Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!Copy !req
6. Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!Copy !req
7. Help! Baa!
Help us!Copy !req
8. Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!Copy !req
9. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
10. Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
11. I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.Copy !req
12. Doh!
How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
13. Are you gonna come quietly?Copy !req
14. You can't touch me, Sheriff!Copy !req
15. I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.Copy !req
16. Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.Copy !req
17. Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!Copy !req
18. You're going to jail, Bart!Copy !req
19. Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.Copy !req
20. You saved the day again, Woody.Copy !req
21. You're my favorite deputy.Copy !req
22. Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.Copy !req
23. Round 'em up, cowboy!Copy !req
24. Yee-haw!Copy !req
25. Hey, cowboy!Copy !req
26. Come on, Woody.Copy !req
27. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
28. Whoo!Copy !req
29. All right!Copy !req
30. Score!Copy !req
31. - What do you think?
- Oh, this looks great, Mom!Copy !req
32. Okay, birthday boy...Copy !req
33. We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!Copy !req
34. - I hope I have enough places.
- Wow, look at that! That's so...Copy !req
35. - One, two... Four.
- Oh, my gosh, you got...Copy !req
36. - Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
- Could we leave this up 'til we move?Copy !req
37. - Well, sure! We can leave it up.
- Yeah!Copy !req
38. Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.Copy !req
39. Okay. It's party time, Woody.Copy !req
40. Yee-haw!Copy !req
41. Howdy, little lady.Copy !req
42. Somebody's poisoned the water hole.Copy !req
43. Come on, Molly.Copy !req
44. Oh, you're getting heavy.Copy !req
45. See you later, Woody.Copy !req
46. Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?Copy !req
47. Okay, everybody, coast is clear!Copy !req
48. Ages three and up. It's on my box.Copy !req
49. Ages three and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.Copy !req
50. Hey, Hamm.Copy !req
51. - Look, I'm Picasso!
- I don't get it.Copy !req
52. You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?Copy !req
53. - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
- Sir! No, sir!Copy !req
54. Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.Copy !req
55. Hey, uh, Slinky?Copy !req
56. Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.Copy !req
57. - No. S-Slink...
- Oh, well, all right.Copy !req
58. You can be red if you want.Copy !req
59. Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.Copy !req
60. Bad news?Copy !req
61. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
62. Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.Copy !req
63. Got it.Copy !req
64. - Be happy!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
65. Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.Copy !req
66. Hey.Copy !req
67. Hey, Etch. Draw!Copy !req
68. Oh! Got me again.Copy !req
69. Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.Copy !req
70. Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
71. Now, where is that... Oh.Copy !req
72. Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?Copy !req
73. - How're you doin', Rex?
- Were you scared? Tell me honestly.Copy !req
74. I was close to being scared that time.Copy !req
75. I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.Copy !req
76. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.Copy !req
77. Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.Copy !req
78. I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.Copy !req
79. Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.Copy !req
80. What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?Copy !req
81. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
82. Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.Copy !req
83. - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
84. Smaller toys up front.Copy !req
85. Hey, Woody, come on.Copy !req
86. Ahem!Copy !req
87. - Oh, thanks, Mike.Copy !req
88. - Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.Copy !req
89. - For crying out loud.
- Thank you.Copy !req
90. Hello? Check.
That better? Great.Copy !req
91. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.Copy !req
92. Okay. First item today...Copy !req
93. Uh... oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?Copy !req
94. - What?
- Moving buddy? You can't be serious.Copy !req
95. I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.Copy !req
96. Do we have to hold hands?Copy !req
97. You guys think this is a big joke.Copy !req
98. We've only got one week
left before the move.Copy !req
99. I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.Copy !req
100. If you don't have one, get one!Copy !req
101. All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.Copy !req
102. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meetingCopy !req
103. was, I think, a big success.Copy !req
104. And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.Copy !req
105. Thank you, Mr. Spell.Copy !req
106. You're welcome.Copy !req
107. Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.Copy !req
108. Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.Copy !req
109. Wait a minute here!Copy !req
110. What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!Copy !req
111. What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?Copy !req
112. Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party before the move.Copy !req
113. I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.Copy !req
114. Of course Woody ain't worried. He's
been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.Copy !req
115. Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.Copy !req
116. If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.Copy !req
117. Woody has never steered us wrong before.Copy !req
118. Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.Copy !req
119. But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?Copy !req
120. I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!Copy !req
121. Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.Copy !req
122. This is Andy we're talking about.Copy !req
123. It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.Copy !req
124. What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.Copy !req
125. That's what we're made for, right?Copy !req
126. Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!Copy !req
127. Birthday guests at three o'clock!Copy !req
128. Stay calm, everyone!Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Uh, meeting adjourned.Copy !req
131. Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?Copy !req
132. I can't see a thing.Copy !req
133. Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.Copy !req
134. - Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
- Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
135. - They're all in boxes, you idiot.
- They're getting bigger.Copy !req
136. Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.Copy !req
137. Hi!Copy !req
138. - MR. Spell, trash can.
- We're doomed!Copy !req
139. All right! All right!Copy !req
140. If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?Copy !req
141. - Yes! Yes! We promise!
- Okay! Save your batteries.Copy !req
142. Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.Copy !req
143. Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!Copy !req
144. - You know what to do.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
145. All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!Copy !req
146. Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!Copy !req
147. Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!Copy !req
148. Yeah!Copy !req
149. Okay, come on, kids.Copy !req
150. Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.Copy !req
151. All right, gangway, gangway.Copy !req
152. And this is how we find outCopy !req
153. what is in those presents.Copy !req
154. Okay, who's hungry?Copy !req
155. Here come the chips!Copy !req
156. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!Copy !req
157. What in the world... Oh!Copy !req
158. I thought I told him to pick these up.Copy !req
159. Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?Copy !req
160. Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.Copy !req
161. Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.Copy !req
162. G-G-Go on without me!
J-Just go!Copy !req
163. A good soldier never leaves a man behind.Copy !req
164. Okay, everybody, come on.Copy !req
165. Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...Copy !req
166. You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.Copy !req
167. Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?Copy !req
168. - Mine!
- There they are.Copy !req
169. Come in,
Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.Copy !req
170. - This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
- Come in, Mother Bird.Copy !req
171. All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.Copy !req
172. Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!Copy !req
173. Hey, I can dream, can't I?Copy !req
174. The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.Copy !req
175. It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.Copy !req
176. - We've got a lunch box here.
- A lunch box?Copy !req
177. - Lunch box?
- For lunch.Copy !req
178. Okay, second present.
It appears to be...Copy !req
179. - Okay, it's bed sheets.
- Who invited that kid?Copy !req
180. Oh! Only one left.Copy !req
181. - Okay, we're on the last present now.
- Last present!Copy !req
182. It's a big one. It's a...Copy !req
183. - It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
- Whew!Copy !req
184. Hallelujah!Copy !req
185. - Yeah! All right!
- Hey, watch it!Copy !req
186. Sorry there, old spud head.Copy !req
187. Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.Copy !req
188. So did I tell ya? Huh?
Nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
189. I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.Copy !req
190. Wait a minute. Oh!Copy !req
191. - What do we have here?
- Wait! Turn that thing back on!Copy !req
192. Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!Copy !req
193. Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.Copy !req
194. Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.Copy !req
195. - Mom, what is it?
- It's a huge package.Copy !req
196. Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.Copy !req
197. - It's a...
- Wow!Copy !req
198. - It's a what? What is it?Copy !req
199. Oh, no!Copy !req
200. Oh, ya big lizard!Copy !req
201. - Now we'll never know what it is!
- Way to go, Rex!Copy !req
202. No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!Copy !req
203. He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!Copy !req
204. Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me!Copy !req
205. Let's go to my room, guys!Copy !req
206. Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!Copy !req
207. - There!
- Juvenile intrusion!Copy !req
208. Repeat, resume your positions now!Copy !req
209. Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!Copy !req
210. Get to your places!
Get to your places!Copy !req
211. Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?Copy !req
212. Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come!Copy !req
213. Hey, look,
its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!Copy !req
214. Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.Copy !req
215. And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!Copy !req
216. Come on down, guys!
It's time for games!Copy !req
217. We've got prizes!Copy !req
218. - What is it?
- Can you see it?Copy !req
219. - What the heck is up there?
- Woody, who's up there with ya?Copy !req
220. Woody?Copy !req
221. - What are you doing under the bed?
- Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.Copy !req
222. I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.Copy !req
223. Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!Copy !req
224. Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody.Copy !req
225. - Have you been replaced?
- What did I tell you earlier?Copy !req
226. No one is getting replaced.Copy !req
227. Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up thereCopy !req
228. a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.Copy !req
229. - Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
230. Come in, Star Command.Copy !req
231. - Star Command, come in.Copy !req
232. Do you read me?Copy !req
233. Why don't they answer?
My ship!Copy !req
234. Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.Copy !req
235. Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.Copy !req
236. My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.Copy !req
237. I've crash-landed on a strange planet.Copy !req
238. The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.Copy !req
239. Terrain seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
240. No readout yet if the air is breathable.Copy !req
241. And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
242. Hello!Copy !req
243. Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
244. Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.Copy !req
245. Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.Copy !req
246. And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.Copy !req
247. And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.Copy !req
248. This is my spot, see, the bed here.Copy !req
249. Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.Copy !req
250. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.Copy !req
251. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.Copy !req
252. Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.Copy !req
253. I need to repair my turbo boosters.Copy !req
254. Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?Copy !req
255. Well, let's see. We got double-A's.Copy !req
256. Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
257. Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.Copy !req
258. - Do you know these life-forms?
- Yes! They're Andy's toys.Copy !req
259. All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.Copy !req
260. I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.Copy !req
261. Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!Copy !req
262. Wh-why, thank you!Copy !req
263. Now, thank you all for your kind welcome!Copy !req
264. - Say, what's that button do?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
265. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
266. Oh!Copy !req
267. Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.Copy !req
268. - Only it's...
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.Copy !req
269. Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.Copy !req
270. Probably all copper wiring, huh?Copy !req
271. So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?Copy !req
272. Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.Copy !req
273. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection UnitCopy !req
274. of the Space Ranger Corps,Copy !req
275. I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasionCopy !req
276. from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.Copy !req
277. Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.Copy !req
278. And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.Copy !req
279. I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.Copy !req
280. You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.Copy !req
281. Well, sure. Look at him.Copy !req
282. He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.Copy !req
283. - Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.Copy !req
284. You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.Copy !req
285. Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?Copy !req
286. It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.Copy !req
287. - What's with him?
- Laser envy.Copy !req
288. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
289. Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.Copy !req
290. - Toy?
- T-O-Y. Toy!Copy !req
291. Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."Copy !req
292. The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.Copy !req
293. Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?Copy !req
294. Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious.Copy !req
295. What does a Space Ranger actually do?Copy !req
296. He's not a Space Ranger!Copy !req
297. He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!Copy !req
298. Excuse me.Copy !req
299. - Ooh!
- Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!Copy !req
300. Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!Copy !req
301. They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.Copy !req
302. - No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.Copy !req
303. - You can't.
- Can.Copy !req
304. Can't. Can't. Can't!Copy !req
305. I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!Copy !req
306. - Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
- All right, then, I will.Copy !req
307. Stand back, everyone!Copy !req
308. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
309. - Can!
- Whoa!Copy !req
310. Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!Copy !req
311. I found my movin' buddy.Copy !req
312. Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.Copy !req
313. That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.Copy !req
314. Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?Copy !req
315. - Golly bob howdy!
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
316. You know, in a couple of days,Copy !req
317. everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.Copy !req
318. They'll see.Copy !req
319. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.Copy !req
320. Whoa!Copy !req
321. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
322. Finally!Copy !req
323. Hey, who's got my hat?Copy !req
324. Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!Copy !req
325. Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha!
Gimme that!Copy !req
326. Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.Copy !req
327. It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.Copy !req
328. Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.Copy !req
329. Wow!Copy !req
330. With permanent ink too!Copy !req
331. Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.Copy !req
332. Don't let it get to you, Woody.Copy !req
333. Uh... let what? I don't, uh...
What do you mean? Who?Copy !req
334. I know Andy's excited about Buzz.Copy !req
335. But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.Copy !req
336. - Yeah, like the attic.
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
337. - Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.Copy !req
338. Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.Copy !req
339. Hmm?Copy !req
340. Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.Copy !req
341. He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.Copy !req
342. What are you talking about?Copy !req
343. Where's that bonding strip?Copy !req
344. And another thing,Copy !req
345. stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!Copy !req
346. Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?Copy !req
347. Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?Copy !req
348. - Don't even think about it, cowboy.
- Oh, yeah, tough guy?Copy !req
349. The air isn't... toxic.Copy !req
350. How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!Copy !req
351. My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!Copy !req
352. You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?Copy !req
353. Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!Copy !req
354. Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
355. You're mocking me, aren't you?Copy !req
356. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!Copy !req
357. Where?Copy !req
358. Yes!Copy !req
359. - Whoa!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
360. It's Sid!Copy !req
361. Don't Move!Copy !req
362. I thought he was at summer camp.Copy !req
363. They must've kicked him out
early this year.Copy !req
364. - Oh, no, not Sid!Copy !req
365. Incoming!Copy !req
366. - Who is it this time?
- I... I can't... I can't tell.Copy !req
367. - Hey, where's Lenny?
- Right here, Woody.Copy !req
368. Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.Copy !req
369. Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.Copy !req
370. What's going on?Copy !req
371. Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.Copy !req
372. I'd better take a look anyway.Copy !req
373. Why is that soldier
strapped to an explosive device?Copy !req
374. That's why, Sid.Copy !req
375. Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.Copy !req
376. No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.Copy !req
377. That is Sid.Copy !req
378. - You mean that happy child?
- That ain't no happy child.Copy !req
379. He tortures toys, just for fun!Copy !req
380. Well, then we've got to do something.Copy !req
381. What are you doing?
Get down from there!Copy !req
382. - I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
- Yeah, sure. You go ahead.Copy !req
383. Melt him with your scary laser.Copy !req
384. Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.Copy !req
385. He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!Copy !req
386. Look out!Copy !req
387. Yes! He's gone! He's history!Copy !req
388. - Whoo!
- I could've stopped him.Copy !req
389. Buzz, I would love to see you try.Copy !req
390. Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.Copy !req
391. The sooner we move, the better.Copy !req
392. Yeah!Copy !req
393. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
394. All this packing makes me hungry.Copy !req
395. What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?Copy !req
396. Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!Copy !req
397. Go wash your hands,
and I'll get Molly ready.Copy !req
398. - Can I bring some toys?
- You can bring one toy.Copy !req
399. - Just one?
- One toy?Copy !req
400. Hmm.Copy !req
401. Will Andy pick me?Copy !req
402. "Don't count on it"?Copy !req
403. Mmm!Copy !req
404. Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
405. Buzz Lightyear,
thank goodness. We've got trouble!Copy !req
406. - Trouble? Where?
- Down there. Just down there.Copy !req
407. A helpless toy, it's...
It's trapped, Buzz!Copy !req
408. Then we've no time to lose.Copy !req
409. I don't see anything!Copy !req
410. Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!Copy !req
411. What kind of toy...Copy !req
412. Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!Copy !req
413. Buzz!Copy !req
414. Buzz!Copy !req
415. I don't see him in the driveway.Copy !req
416. - I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
- Oh! Buzz!Copy !req
417. Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?Copy !req
418. - He's saying that this was no accident.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
419. - I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...
- No!Copy !req
420. By Woody!Copy !req
421. - What?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
422. You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?Copy !req
423. That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!Copy !req
424. Now, it was an accident, guys.Copy !req
425. Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.Copy !req
426. We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?Copy !req
427. Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!Copy !req
428. Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!Copy !req
429. You don't deserve to... Hey!Copy !req
430. You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?Copy !req
431. Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.Copy !req
432. So you got rid of him.Copy !req
433. Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?Copy !req
434. You gonna knock me outta the window too?Copy !req
435. I don't think we should
give him the chance.Copy !req
436. There he is, men.
Frag him!Copy !req
437. Let's string him up by his pull string!Copy !req
438. - I got dibs on his hat!
- Would you boys stop it!Copy !req
439. Tackle him!Copy !req
440. No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!Copy !req
441. Okay, Mom, be right down.
I've gotta get Buzz.Copy !req
442. Retreat!Copy !req
443. Mom, do you know where Buzz is?Copy !req
444. - No, I haven't seen him.
- Psst!Copy !req
445. - Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- But, Mom, I can't find him!Copy !req
446. Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!Copy !req
447. Oh, okay.Copy !req
448. I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.Copy !req
449. Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.Copy !req
450. It's too short!
We need more monkeys!Copy !req
451. There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!Copy !req
452. Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!Copy !req
453. We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!Copy !req
454. Oh, where could he be?Copy !req
455. - Can I help pump the gas?
- Sure! I'll even let you drive.Copy !req
456. - Yeah?
- Yeah, when you're 16.Copy !req
457. Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.Copy !req
458. Aw, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?Copy !req
459. Buzz!Copy !req
460. Buzz! Ha! You're alive!Copy !req
461. This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.Copy !req
462. Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the roomCopy !req
463. and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.Copy !req
464. Huh? Right?
Buddy?Copy !req
465. I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,Copy !req
466. revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.Copy !req
467. - Oh. Well, that's good.
- But we're not on my planet, are we?Copy !req
468. No.Copy !req
469. Okay, come on!Copy !req
470. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
471. Owww!Copy !req
472. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.Copy !req
473. - Aah-ouch!
- Next stop.Copy !req
474. Pizza Planet! Yeah!Copy !req
475. Andy!Copy !req
476. Wh... Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?Copy !req
477. I'm lost!Copy !req
478. Oh, I'm a lost toy!Copy !req
479. Buzz Lightyear mission log.Copy !req
480. The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refueling station of some sort.Copy !req
481. You!Copy !req
482. - According to my navi-computer, the...
- Shut up!Copy !req
483. - Just shut up, you idiot!
- Sheriff, this is no time to panic.Copy !req
484. This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.Copy !req
485. They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!Copy !req
486. My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...Copy !req
487. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
488. Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceshipCopy !req
489. and taken away everything
that was important to me...Copy !req
490. Don't talk to me about importance!Copy !req
491. Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!Copy !req
492. What? What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
493. Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor ZurgCopy !req
494. has been secretly building a weaponCopy !req
495. with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!Copy !req
496. I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.Copy !req
497. And you, my friend, are responsibleCopy !req
498. for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!Copy !req
499. You... are... a... toy!Copy !req
500. You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...Copy !req
501. You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!Copy !req
502. You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.Copy !req
503. Farewell.Copy !req
504. Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!Copy !req
505. "Rendezvous with Star Command."Copy !req
506. - Hey, gas dude!
- You talkin' to me?Copy !req
507. - Yeah, man. Can you help me?
- Pizza Planet? Andy!Copy !req
508. Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?Copy !req
509. Oh, no!Copy !req
510. I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.Copy !req
511. - Buzz! Buzz, come back!
- Go away!Copy !req
512. No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...Copy !req
513. I found a spaceship!Copy !req
514. It's a spaceship, Buzz!Copy !req
515. Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!Copy !req
516. - Cutting Boulevard, huh?
- Yeah, yeah. Which way?Copy !req
517. Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of originCopy !req
518. - once it jettisons its food supply?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
519. And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.Copy !req
520. - Well, then, let's climb aboard.
- No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
521. Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.Copy !req
522. Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.Copy !req
523. - We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
- Yeah, bu...Copy !req
524. Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
525. That's two lefts and a right, huh?Copy !req
526. - Thanks for the directions, okay?
- Yeah. And remember, kid...Copy !req
527. Buzz!Copy !req
528. It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.Copy !req
529. Next shuttle lift-off is scheduled forCopy !req
530. T-minus 30 minutes and counting.Copy !req
531. You are clear to enter.Copy !req
532. Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
533. The white zone is for immediate pizza...Copy !req
534. Sheriff!Copy !req
535. There you are.Copy !req
536. Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.Copy !req
537. Great idea, Woody.Copy !req
538. I like your thinkin'.Copy !req
539. You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
540. Now!Copy !req
541. Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.Copy !req
542. Jones, party
of five, your shuttle is now boarding...Copy !req
543. Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?Copy !req
544. Ow! Watch where you're going!Copy !req
545. Sorry.Copy !req
546. nine, eight, seven, six,Copy !req
547. five, four, three,Copy !req
548. two, one.Copy !req
549. What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.Copy !req
550. Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?Copy !req
551. - Andy!
- Now, we need to find a shipCopy !req
552. - that's headed for Sector 12.
- Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.Copy !req
553. - There's a special ship. I just saw it.
- You mean it has hyperdrive?Copy !req
554. Hyperactive hyperdrive.Copy !req
555. And Astro... turf!Copy !req
556. - Where is it? I-I don't see the...
- Come on. That's it.Copy !req
557. Spaceship!Copy !req
558. All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...Copy !req
559. - And the universe explodes!
- Okay, Buzz, when I say go,Copy !req
560. we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!Copy !req
561. - No!
- Mom, if I eat all my pizza,Copy !req
562. can I have some alien slime?Copy !req
563. This cannot be happening to me.Copy !req
564. - A stranger.
- From the outside.Copy !req
565. - Ooh!
- Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
566. I come in peace.Copy !req
567. Before your
space journey, re-energize yourselfCopy !req
568. with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.Copy !req
569. This is an intergalactic emergency.Copy !req
570. I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.Copy !req
571. Who's in charge here?Copy !req
572. The claw!Copy !req
573. The claw is our master.Copy !req
574. The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.Copy !req
575. - This is ludicrous.
- Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?Copy !req
576. Take that!Copy !req
577. Oh, no! Sid!Copy !req
578. Get down!Copy !req
579. What's gotten into you? I was...Copy !req
580. You are the one that decided
to climb into this...Copy !req
581. Shh! The claw, it moves.Copy !req
582. I have been chosen!Copy !req
583. Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.Copy !req
584. Gotcha!Copy !req
585. A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!Copy !req
586. Yes!Copy !req
587. Buzz! No!Copy !req
588. Hey!Copy !req
589. He has been chosen!Copy !req
590. - He must go.
- Hey!Copy !req
591. - What are you doing?
- Do not fight the claw.Copy !req
592. Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!Copy !req
593. All right!
Double prizes!Copy !req
594. Let's go home and... play.Copy !req
595. Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.Copy !req
596. - You're almost home.
- Nirvana is coming.Copy !req
597. - The mystic portal awaits.
- Will you be quiet?Copy !req
598. You guys don't get it, do you?Copy !req
599. Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.Copy !req
600. Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!Copy !req
601. Sit! Good boy.Copy !req
602. - Hey, I got something for you, boy.
- Freeze!Copy !req
603. Ready, set, now!Copy !req
604. Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!Copy !req
605. - What?
- Did I get my package in the mail?Copy !req
606. - I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?Copy !req
607. I don't know!Copy !req
608. - Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!
- What? Hey!Copy !req
609. - She's sick!
- No, she's not!Copy !req
610. I'll have to perform one of my operations.Copy !req
611. - No!
- No, not Sid's room. Not there.Copy !req
612. Hey, give her back!Copy !req
613. Sid! Sid!Copy !req
614. Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.Copy !req
615. Prepare the OR, stat!Copy !req
616. Patient is... prepped.Copy !req
617. No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.Copy !req
618. Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!Copy !req
619. I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.Copy !req
620. Doctor, you've done it!Copy !req
621. Hannah!Copy !req
622. Janie's all better now.Copy !req
623. - Mom! Mom!
- She's lying!Copy !req
624. Whatever she says, it's not true!Copy !req
625. We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!Copy !req
626. Locked.Copy !req
627. There's gotta be another way outta here.Copy !req
628. Uh, Buzz?
W-Was that you?Copy !req
629. Hey, hi there, little fella.Copy !req
630. Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?Copy !req
631. B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!Copy !req
632. They're cannibals.Copy !req
633. - Mayday, mayday.Copy !req
634. Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
635. Star Command, do you copy?Copy !req
636. - I've set my laser from stun to kill.Copy !req
637. Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.Copy !req
638. Hey, you guys, I think I found him!Copy !req
639. Buzz, is that you?Copy !req
640. Whiskers, will you get outta here!Copy !req
641. You're interfering
with the search and rescue!Copy !req
642. Look, they're home.Copy !req
643. Mom, have you seen Woody?Copy !req
644. - Where was the last place you left him?
- Right here in the van.Copy !req
645. Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.Copy !req
646. He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.Copy !req
647. Woody's gone?Copy !req
648. Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.Copy !req
649. Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.Copy !req
650. Who would've thought he was
capable of such atrocities?Copy !req
651. Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.Copy !req
652. Oh, a survivor.
Where's the rebel base? Talk!Copy !req
653. I can see your will is strong.Copy !req
654. Well, we have ways of making you talk.Copy !req
655. Where are your rebel friends now?Copy !req
656. Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!Copy !req
657. All right!Copy !req
658. Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.Copy !req
659. A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.Copy !req
660. I sure hope this isn't permanent.Copy !req
661. Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.Copy !req
662. The door. It's open!
We're free!Copy !req
663. Woody, we don't know what's out there!Copy !req
664. I'll tell you wha...Copy !req
665. They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!Copy !req
666. Shield your eyes.Copy !req
667. It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...Copy !req
668. You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!Copy !req
669. - Get away! Hoo-cha!
- Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?Copy !req
670. - Stop that.
- Back! Back, you savages! Back!Copy !req
671. - Woody, stop it!
- Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!Copy !req
672. There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!Copy !req
673. There's no place like home.Copy !req
674. Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.Copy !req
675. - Don't tell me what to do.
- Shh!Copy !req
676. Yee-haw!
Giddyap, pardner!Copy !req
677. We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!Copy !req
678. Split up!Copy !req
679. Hmm?Copy !req
680. Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
681. - This is Star Command.
- Star Command!Copy !req
682. - Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?
- Buzz Lightyear responding.Copy !req
683. Read you loud and clear.Copy !req
684. Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.Copy !req
685. - On the way!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
686. The world's greatest superhero!Copy !req
687. Now the world's greatest toy!Copy !req
688. Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!Copy !req
689. - Calling Buzz Lightyear!
- Karate chop action!Copy !req
690. - Wow!
- Pulsating laser light!Copy !req
691. - Total annihilation!
- Multi-phrase voice simulator!Copy !req
692. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
693. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
694. And best of all,
high pressure space wings!Copy !req
695. - To infinity and beyond!
- Not a flying toy.Copy !req
696. Get your Buzz Lightyear action figureCopy !req
697. - and save a galaxy near you!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
698. Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.Copy !req
699. And welcome back to theCopy !req
700. Point Richmond Bowling Championship.Copy !req
701. You are a toy!Copy !req
702. You can't fly!Copy !req
703. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
704. Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?Copy !req
705. What, dear? What was that?Copy !req
706. Never mind!Copy !req
707. Oof! Oof!Copy !req
708. Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?Copy !req
709. There's a secret
mission in uncharted space. Let's go.Copy !req
710. Really?
That is so interesting.Copy !req
711. Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?Copy !req
712. Buzz!Copy !req
713. It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.Copy !req
714. - Oh, no!
- What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.Copy !req
715. It goes quite well with your head.Copy !req
716. Hannah!Copy !req
717. Oh, Hannah!Copy !req
718. Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
719. I'll be right back.Copy !req
720. What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?Copy !req
721. Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?Copy !req
722. Gone!
It's all gone.Copy !req
723. All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.Copy !req
724. What happened to you?Copy !req
725. One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.Copy !req
726. And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling withCopy !req
727. Marie Antoinette and her little sister.Copy !req
728. I think you've had enough tea for today.Copy !req
729. Let's get you outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
730. Don't you get it?
You see the hat?Copy !req
731. - I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Snap out of it, Buzz!Copy !req
732. I-I-I-I'm sorry. I...
You're right.Copy !req
733. I am just a little depressed.
That's all.Copy !req
734. I can get through this.Copy !req
735. - Oh, I'm a sham!
- Shh!Copy !req
736. - Look at me.
- Quiet, Buzz.Copy !req
737. I can't even fly out of a window.Copy !req
738. The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.Copy !req
739. - The apron is a bit much.
- "Out the window"!Copy !req
740. Buzz, you're a genius!Copy !req
741. Come on, come on. This way.Copy !req
742. Years of academy, training, wasted!Copy !req
743. Ha, ha. B-3.Copy !req
744. - Miss! G-6.
- Oh!Copy !req
745. - You sunk it. Are you peeking?
- Heh, heh!Copy !req
746. Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.Copy !req
747. - Give me the nose. Come on.
- How about three out of five?Copy !req
748. Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!Copy !req
749. - Son of a building block. It's Woody.
- He's in the psycho's bedroom.Copy !req
750. - Ha, ha! Hi!
- Everyone! It's Woody!Copy !req
751. - Woody?
- You're kidding!Copy !req
752. - Woody?
- Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
753. Buzz?Copy !req
754. - Hey, look!
- Woody!Copy !req
755. Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.Copy !req
756. - I knew you'd come back, Woody.
- What are you doin' over there?Copy !req
757. It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
758. Here! Catch this!Copy !req
759. Ha!Copy !req
760. - Whoa! I've got it, Woody.
- He got it, Woody.Copy !req
761. Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.Copy !req
762. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?Copy !req
763. - Hey!
- Potato Head.Copy !req
764. Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?Copy !req
765. Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?Copy !req
766. And now you wanna let him back over here?Copy !req
767. No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.Copy !req
768. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!Copy !req
769. - You are a liar!
- No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.Copy !req
770. Tell the nice toys that you're...
That you're not dead.Copy !req
771. Just a sec!Copy !req
772. Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?Copy !req
773. That's very funny, Buzz.Copy !req
774. - This is serious!
- Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?Copy !req
775. He's lying.
Buzz ain't there.Copy !req
776. Oh! Hi, Buzz!Copy !req
777. Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?Copy !req
778. Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
779. Hey, look! It's Buzz!Copy !req
780. Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.Copy !req
781. Give me five, man!Copy !req
782. Something's screwy here.Copy !req
783. So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?Copy !req
784. You bet.
Give me a hug.Copy !req
785. Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.Copy !req
786. See? It is Buzz.Copy !req
787. - Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
- Wait just a minute.Copy !req
788. - What are you tryin' to pull?
- Nothing!Copy !req
789. - Oh, that is disgusting.
- Murderer!Copy !req
790. - No! No, no, no, no, no!
- You murdering dog!Copy !req
791. - It's not what you think. I swear!
- Save it for the jury.Copy !req
792. I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.Copy !req
793. No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!Copy !req
794. Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!Copy !req
795. Come on.
Let's get outta here.Copy !req
796. Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.Copy !req
797. Come back! Slink!Copy !req
798. Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!Copy !req
799. No! No! Come back!Copy !req
800. Slinky!Copy !req
801. Buzz! Go away!Copy !req
802. You disgusting freaks!
Aaah!Copy !req
803. All right, back!
Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!Copy !req
804. He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!Copy !req
805. What are you doin'?Copy !req
806. Hey. Hey, they fixed you.Copy !req
807. But-But they're cannibals.Copy !req
808. We saw them eat those other toys.Copy !req
809. Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna...Copy !req
810. You know, you know, eat my friend.Copy !req
811. Hey, no, no, wait, hey!Copy !req
812. - What's wrong?
Sid?Copy !req
813. Not now, Mom!
I'm busy!Copy !req
814. - Sid! Buzz, come on!
- You left that door open.Copy !req
815. Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!Copy !req
816. It came!
It finally came!Copy !req
817. Ha, ha!Copy !req
818. "The Big One."Copy !req
819. "Extremely dangerous.Copy !req
820. "Keep out of reach of children."Copy !req
821. Cool!
What am I gonna blow?Copy !req
822. Man. Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?Copy !req
823. Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.Copy !req
824. Heh, heh.Copy !req
825. Now. Yes.Copy !req
826. Oh, no!Copy !req
827. Oh, man!Copy !req
828. Sid Phillips reporting.Copy !req
829. Launch of the shuttle has been delayedCopy !req
830. due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.Copy !req
831. Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.Copy !req
832. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
833. I looked everywhere, honey,
but all I could find was your hat.Copy !req
834. But what if we leave them behind?Copy !req
835. Oh, don't worry, honey.Copy !req
836. I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.Copy !req
837. I need air!Copy !req
838. Will you quit movin' around?Copy !req
839. I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.Copy !req
840. How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?Copy !req
841. Everyone else was picked.Copy !req
842. Oh, Woody.Copy !req
843. If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.Copy !req
844. Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!Copy !req
845. Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.Copy !req
846. Oh, come on, Buzz, I...Copy !req
847. Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.Copy !req
848. I can't help.
I can't help anyone.Copy !req
849. Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.Copy !req
850. Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.Copy !req
851. Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?Copy !req
852. Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.Copy !req
853. No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.Copy !req
854. You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.Copy !req
855. I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.Copy !req
856. Whoa, hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
857. Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.Copy !req
858. - Yeah, right.
- No, it is.Copy !req
859. Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.Copy !req
860. And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.Copy !req
861. It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.Copy !req
862. But why would Andy want me?Copy !req
863. Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
864. Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.Copy !req
865. You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!Copy !req
866. Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.Copy !req
867. You are a cool toy.Copy !req
868. As a matter of fact, you're too cool.Copy !req
869. I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me haveCopy !req
870. against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?Copy !req
871. All I can do is...Copy !req
872. There's a snake in my boots.Copy !req
873. Why would Andy ever want to play with meCopy !req
874. when he's got you?Copy !req
875. I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.Copy !req
876. Listen, Buzz, forget about me.Copy !req
877. You should get outta here while you can.Copy !req
878. Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...Copy !req
879. Come on, sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.Copy !req
880. Now let's get you out of this thing.Copy !req
881. Yes, sir!Copy !req
882. Come on, Buzz. We can do it.Copy !req
883. Woody, it's the moving van.Copy !req
884. We gotta get outta here now.Copy !req
885. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
886. All right.Copy !req
887. - Hey, I'm out!
- Almost there.Copy !req
888. I want to ride the pony.Copy !req
889. Phew.Copy !req
890. Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?Copy !req
891. I'm fine. I'm okay.Copy !req
892. Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off! Whoo!Copy !req
893. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
894. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
895. Aah! Back, back.Copy !req
896. Down, down!Copy !req
897. Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.Copy !req
898. Guys!Copy !req
899. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.Copy !req
900. There's a good toy down there, and he's
gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.Copy !req
901. All because of me.
We gotta save him.Copy !req
902. And, uh...
But I need your help.Copy !req
903. Please. He's my friend.Copy !req
904. And he's the only one I've got.Copy !req
905. Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.Copy !req
906. We're gonna have to break a few rules.Copy !req
907. But if it works, it'll help everybody.Copy !req
908. Houston to Mission Control.
Come in, Control.Copy !req
909. Launch pad is being constructed.Copy !req
910. All right, listen up.Copy !req
911. I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here.Copy !req
912. Legs, you're with Ducky.Copy !req
913. RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?Copy !req
914. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
915. Wind the frog.Copy !req
916. Wait for the signal.Copy !req
917. Go!Copy !req
918. All right, let's go!Copy !req
919. I'll get it!Copy !req
920. Now!Copy !req
921. I'm coming. I'm coming.Copy !req
922. Scud!Copy !req
923. Stupid dog.Copy !req
924. Lean back!Copy !req
925. Uh, Mission Control, is
the launch pad construction complete?Copy !req
926. Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.Copy !req
927. We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.Copy !req
928. Countdown will commence momentarily.Copy !req
929. - Stand by.
- Let's go.Copy !req
930. Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.Copy !req
931. Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.Copy !req
932. - Shh!
- What?Copy !req
933. It's okay. Everything's under control.Copy !req
934. Woody, what are you doing?Copy !req
935. Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...Copy !req
936. Hey? How'd you get out here?Copy !req
937. Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.Copy !req
938. Houston, do we have permission to launch?Copy !req
939. Uh, roger. Permission granted.Copy !req
940. You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.Copy !req
941. And counting.
Ten, nine,Copy !req
942. eight, seven, six,Copy !req
943. five, four, three, two,Copy !req
944. one!Copy !req
945. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
946. Huh?Copy !req
947. This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.Copy !req
948. What?Copy !req
949. Somebody's poisoned the water hole.Copy !req
950. - It's busted.
- Who are you callin' busted, buster?Copy !req
951. That's right.Copy !req
952. I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.Copy !req
953. We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,Copy !req
954. or smashed or ripped apart.Copy !req
955. - "We"?
- That's right! Your toys!Copy !req
956. Mama!Copy !req
957. Mama!Copy !req
958. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
959. Aaah!Copy !req
960. Aaah!Copy !req
961. Mama!Copy !req
962. From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!Copy !req
963. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid.Copy !req
964. We toys can see everything.Copy !req
965. So play nice.Copy !req
966. Aaah!Copy !req
967. Ha-ha! We did it!
We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!Copy !req
968. The toys!
The toys are alive!Copy !req
969. N-Nice toy.
Aaah!Copy !req
970. What's wrong, Sid?Copy !req
971. Don't you want to play with Sally?Copy !req
972. Nice work, fellows.
Good job.Copy !req
973. Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.Copy !req
974. Woody.Copy !req
975. Thanks.Copy !req
976. Everybody say, "Bye, house!"Copy !req
977. - Woody! The van!
- Bye, house.Copy !req
978. We gotta run! Thanks, guys!Copy !req
979. Quick!Copy !req
980. Just go. I'll catch up.Copy !req
981. Aaah!Copy !req
982. Come on!Copy !req
983. You can do it, Woody!Copy !req
984. I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
985. I made it.Copy !req
986. Aaah! Get away, you stupid dog! Down!Copy !req
987. - Down! Aah! Aah!
- Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
988. I can't do it.Copy !req
989. Take care of Andy for me!Copy !req
990. No!Copy !req
991. Buzz!Copy !req
992. - Ow!
- Are we there already?Copy !req
993. - Woody?
- How did you...?Copy !req
994. - How'd he get here?
- Where have you...?Copy !req
995. - What happened?
- Ow!Copy !req
996. - What's goin' on?
- What's he takin'?Copy !req
997. Aha! There you are!Copy !req
998. Hey. What's he doing?Copy !req
999. - Aah!
- He's at it again!Copy !req
1000. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1001. - Get him!
- Come on!Copy !req
1002. Ah, ah, no, no!Copy !req
1003. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1004. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1005. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1006. Pig pile!Copy !req
1007. Aaah!Copy !req
1008. - Get outta that car!
- Move it!Copy !req
1009. Whew.Copy !req
1010. No! Please!
You don't understand!Copy !req
1011. Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.Copy !req
1012. - No!
- Toss him overboard!Copy !req
1013. No, no, no!
Wait! Aah!Copy !req
1014. - Hooray!
- So long, Woody!Copy !req
1015. Aah!Copy !req
1016. Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1017. - Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.
- Look out!Copy !req
1018. Aaah!Copy !req
1019. Now let's catch up to that truck.Copy !req
1020. Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.Copy !req
1021. - What?
- And Buzz is with him!Copy !req
1022. It is Buzz!Copy !req
1023. Woody was telling the truth.Copy !req
1024. - What have we done?
- Great! Now I have guilt.Copy !req
1025. We're almost there!Copy !req
1026. Rocky, the ramp!Copy !req
1027. Look out!Copy !req
1028. Quick! Hold onto my tail!Copy !req
1029. - Attaboy, Slink!
- Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1030. Woody! Speed up!Copy !req
1031. - Speed up!
- The batteries!Copy !req
1032. They're runnin' out!Copy !req
1033. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1034. Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
1035. Aaah!Copy !req
1036. - I can't hold on much longer.
- Slink! Hang on!Copy !req
1037. - Aaah!
- Ouch!Copy !req
1038. Great!Copy !req
1039. Woody! The rocket!Copy !req
1040. The match! Yes!Copy !req
1041. Thank you, Sid!Copy !req
1042. No! No, no! No!Copy !req
1043. No! Oh, no!Copy !req
1044. No, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
1045. no!Copy !req
1046. No!Copy !req
1047. - Woody! What are you doing?
- Hold still, Buzz!Copy !req
1048. - Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
- You did it!Copy !req
1049. Next stop, Andy!Copy !req
1050. Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!Copy !req
1051. I should have held on longer.Copy !req
1052. Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!Copy !req
1053. Woody!Copy !req
1054. Aah! Take cover!Copy !req
1055. Aaah! This is the part where we blow up!Copy !req
1056. Not today!Copy !req
1057. Aaah!Copy !req
1058. Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!Copy !req
1059. This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.Copy !req
1060. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1061. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
1062. Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.Copy !req
1063. We're not aiming for the truck.Copy !req
1064. Hey, wow!Copy !req
1065. - What? What is it?
- Woody! Buzz!Copy !req
1066. Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?Copy !req
1067. - Here in the car!
- See?Copy !req
1068. Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.Copy !req
1069. - Which one can I open first?
- Let's let Molly open one.Copy !req
1070. Frankincense, this is Myrrh.Copy !req
1071. Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.Copy !req
1072. Whoa! It's time!Copy !req
1073. Ohh! Oh, Bo.Copy !req
1074. There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.Copy !req
1075. Merry Christmas, sheriff.Copy !req
1076. - Say, isn't that mistletoe?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1077. Ooh!Copy !req
1078. Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.Copy !req
1079. That way I could play the,
uh, dominant predator.Copy !req
1080. Quiet, everyone! Quiet!Copy !req
1081. Molly's first present is Mrs. Potato Head.Copy !req
1082. Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.Copy !req
1083. Way to go, Idaho!Copy !req
1084. Gee, I'd better shave.Copy !req
1085. - Come in, Frankincense.Copy !req
1086. Andy is now opening his first present.Copy !req
1087. - It's...
- Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
1088. - you are not worried, are you?
- I can't quite...Copy !req
1089. - Me? No, no. Pfft.
- Make out...Copy !req
1090. No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.Copy !req
1091. A large box... It's-It's-It's...Copy !req
1092. - Are you?
- Now, Buzz,Copy !req
1093. what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?Copy !req
1094. Oh, what is it? What is it?Copy !req
1095. Wow! A puppy!Copy !req