1. All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!Copy !req
2. Don't anybody move!Copy !req
3. Now, empty that safe!Copy !req
4. Money, money, money!Copy !req
5. Stop it! Stop it,
you mean, old potato!Copy !req
6. Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!Copy !req
7. Help! Baa!
Help us!Copy !req
8. Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!Copy !req
9. Reach for the sky!Copy !req
10. Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!Copy !req
11. I'm here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.Copy !req
12. How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
13. Are you gonna come quietly?Copy !req
14. You can't touch me, Sheriff!Copy !req
15. I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.Copy !req
16. Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.Copy !req
17. Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
You're going to jail, Bart!Copy !req
18. Say goodbye to the wife
and Tater Tots.Copy !req
19. You saved the day again, Woody.Copy !req
20. You're my favourite deputy.Copy !req
21. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
22. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
23. Come on,
let's wrangle up the cattle.Copy !req
24. When the road looks rough aheadCopy !req
25. And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bedCopy !req
26. Round 'em up, cowboy!Copy !req
27. Just remember
what your old pal saidCopy !req
28. Boy, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
29. Yee-haw!Copy !req
30. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
31. Hey, cowboy!Copy !req
32. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
33. Big and stronger tooCopy !req
34. Come on, Woody.Copy !req
35. MaybeCopy !req
36. But none of them will ever
love you the way I doCopy !req
37. It's me and you, boyCopy !req
38. And as the years go byCopy !req
39. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
40. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
41. You're gonna see
It's our destinyCopy !req
42. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
43. All right!Copy !req
44. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
45. Score!Copy !req
46. You got a friend in meCopy !req
47. Wow! Cool!Copy !req
48. - What do you think?
- Oh, this looks great, Mom!Copy !req
49. Okay, birthday boy...Copy !req
50. We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!Copy !req
51. - I hope I have enough places.
- Wow, look at that! That's so...Copy !req
52. - One, two... Four.
- Oh, my gosh, you got...Copy !req
53. - Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
- Could we leave this up 'til we move?Copy !req
54. - Well, sure! We can leave it up.
- Yeah!Copy !req
55. Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.Copy !req
56. Okay. It's party? time, Woody.Copy !req
57. Yee-haw!Copy !req
58. Howdy, little lady.Copy !req
59. Somebody's poisoned the water hole.Copy !req
60. Come on, Molly.Copy !req
61. Oh, you're getting heavy.Copy !req
62. See you later, Woody.Copy !req
63. Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?Copy !req
64. Okay, everybody,Copy !req
65. coast is clear!Copy !req
66. Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.Copy !req
67. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.Copy !req
68. Hey, Hamm.Copy !req
69. - Look, I'm Picasso!
- I don't get it.Copy !req
70. You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?Copy !req
71. - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
- Sir! No, sir!Copy !req
72. Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.Copy !req
73. Hey, uh, Slinky?Copy !req
74. Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.Copy !req
75. - No. Slink...
- Oh, well, all right.Copy !req
76. You can be red if you want.Copy !req
77. - Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
- Bad news?Copy !req
78. Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.Copy !req
79. Got it.Copy !req
80. Be happy!Copy !req
81. Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.Copy !req
82. Hey.Copy !req
83. Hey, Etch. Draw!Copy !req
84. Oh! Got me again.Copy !req
85. Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.Copy !req
86. Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
87. Now, where is that... Oh.Copy !req
88. Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?Copy !req
89. - How're you doin', Rex?
- Were you scared? Tell me honestly.Copy !req
90. I was close to being scared
that time.Copy !req
91. I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.Copy !req
92. I think I'm just
coming off as annoying.Copy !req
93. Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.Copy !req
94. I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.Copy !req
95. Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.Copy !req
96. What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?Copy !req
97. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
98. Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.Copy !req
99. - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
- Come on, come on.Copy !req
100. Smaller toys up front.Copy !req
101. Hey, Woody, come on.Copy !req
102. Oh, thanks, Mike.Copy !req
103. Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.Copy !req
104. - For crying out loud.
- Thank you.Copy !req
105. Hello? Check.
That better? Great.Copy !req
106. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.Copy !req
107. Okay. First item today...Copy !req
108. Oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?Copy !req
109. - What?
- Moving buddy? You can't be serious.Copy !req
110. I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.Copy !req
111. Do we have to hold hands?Copy !req
112. You guys think this is a big joke.Copy !req
113. We've only got one week
left before the move.Copy !req
114. I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.Copy !req
115. If you don't have one, get one!Copy !req
116. All right, next. Oh, yes.Copy !req
117. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meetingCopy !req
118. was, I think, a big success.Copy !req
119. And we wanna thank Mr Spell
for putting that on for us.Copy !req
120. - Thank you, Mr Spell.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
121. Okay. Oh, yes.
One minor note here.Copy !req
122. Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.Copy !req
123. Wait a minute here!Copy !req
124. What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!Copy !req
125. What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?Copy !req
126. Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party? before the move.Copy !req
127. I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.Copy !req
128. Of course Woody ain't worried.Copy !req
129. He's been Andy's favourite
since kindergarten.Copy !req
130. Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.Copy !req
131. If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.Copy !req
132. Woody has never
steered us wrong before.Copy !req
133. Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.Copy !req
134. But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?Copy !req
135. I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!Copy !req
136. Hey, listen,
no one's getting replaced.Copy !req
137. This is Andy
we're talking about.Copy !req
138. It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.Copy !req
139. What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.Copy !req
140. That's what we're made for, right?Copy !req
141. Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!Copy !req
142. Birthday guests at three o'clock!Copy !req
143. Stay calm, everyone!Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. Meeting adjourned.Copy !req
146. Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?Copy !req
147. I can't see a thing.Copy !req
148. Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.Copy !req
149. - Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
- Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
150. - They're all in boxes, you idiot.
- They're getting bigger.Copy !req
151. Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.Copy !req
152. Hi!Copy !req
153. - Spell, trash can.
- We're doomed!Copy !req
154. All right! All right!Copy !req
155. If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?Copy !req
156. - Yes! Yes! We promise!
- Okay! Save your batteries.Copy !req
157. Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.Copy !req
158. Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!Copy !req
159. - You know what to do.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
160. All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!Copy !req
161. Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!Copy !req
162. Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!Copy !req
163. Yeah!Copy !req
164. Okay, come on, kids.Copy !req
165. Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.Copy !req
166. All right, gangway, gangway.Copy !req
167. And this is how we find outCopy !req
168. what is in those presents.Copy !req
169. Okay, who's hungry?Copy !req
170. Here come the chips!Copy !req
171. I've got Cool Ranch
and barbecue!Copy !req
172. What in the world... Oh!Copy !req
173. I thought I told him
to pick these up.Copy !req
174. Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?Copy !req
175. Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.Copy !req
176. Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.Copy !req
177. Go on without me!
Just go!Copy !req
178. A good soldier never
leaves a man behind.Copy !req
179. Okay, everybody, come on.Copy !req
180. Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...Copy !req
181. You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.Copy !req
182. Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?Copy !req
183. - Mine!
- There they are.Copy !req
184. Come in, Mother Bird.
This is Alpha Bravo.Copy !req
185. - This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
- Come in, Mother Bird.Copy !req
186. All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.Copy !req
187. Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head!
Mrs Potato Head!Copy !req
188. Hey, I can dream, can't I?Copy !req
189. The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.Copy !req
190. It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.Copy !req
191. - We've got a lunch box here.
- A lunch box?Copy !req
192. - Lunch box?
- For lunch.Copy !req
193. Okay, second present.
It appears to be...Copy !req
194. - Okay, it's bed sheets.
- Who invited that kid?Copy !req
195. Oh! Only one left.Copy !req
196. - Okay, we're on the last present now.
- Last present!Copy !req
197. It's a big one. It's a...Copy !req
198. - It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
- Whew!Copy !req
199. Hallelujah!Copy !req
200. - Yeah! All right!
- Hey, watch it!Copy !req
201. Sorry there, old spud head.Copy !req
202. Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.Copy !req
203. So did I tell ya?
Nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
204. I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.Copy !req
205. Wait a minute. Oh!Copy !req
206. - What do we have here?
- Wait! Turn that thing back on!Copy !req
207. Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!Copy !req
208. Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.Copy !req
209. Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.Copy !req
210. - Mom, what is it?
- It's a huge package.Copy !req
211. Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.Copy !req
212. - It's a...
- Wow!Copy !req
213. It's a what? What is it?Copy !req
214. - Oh, no!
- Oh, ya big lizard!Copy !req
215. - Now we'll never know what it is!
- Way to go, Rex!Copy !req
216. No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!Copy !req
217. He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!Copy !req
218. Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me!Copy !req
219. Let's go to my room, guys!Copy !req
220. Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!Copy !req
221. - There!
- Juvenile intrusion!Copy !req
222. Repeat, resume
your positions now!Copy !req
223. Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!Copy !req
224. Get to your places!
Get to your places!Copy !req
225. Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?Copy !req
226. Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come!Copy !req
227. Hey, look, its lasers light up.
Take that, Zurg!Copy !req
228. Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.Copy !req
229. And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!Copy !req
230. Come on down, guys!
It's time for games!Copy !req
231. We've got prizes!Copy !req
232. - What is it?
- Can you see it?Copy !req
233. - What the heck is up there?
- Woody, who's up there with ya?Copy !req
234. Woody?Copy !req
235. - What are you doing under the bed?
- Nothin'. Nothin'.Copy !req
236. I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.Copy !req
237. Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!Copy !req
238. Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody.Copy !req
239. - Have you been replaced?
- What did I tell you earlier?Copy !req
240. No one is getting replaced.Copy !req
241. Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up thereCopy !req
242. a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.Copy !req
243. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.Copy !req
244. Come in, Star Command.Copy !req
245. Star Command, come in.
Do you read me?Copy !req
246. Why don't they answer? My ship!Copy !req
247. Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.Copy !req
248. Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.Copy !req
249. My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.Copy !req
250. I've crash-landed
on a strange planet.Copy !req
251. The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.Copy !req
252. Terrain seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
253. No readout yet
if the air is breathable.Copy !req
254. And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
255. Hello!Copy !req
256. Whoa! Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
257. Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.Copy !req
258. Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.Copy !req
259. And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.Copy !req
260. And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.Copy !req
261. This is my spot, see,
the bed here.Copy !req
262. Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.Copy !req
263. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.Copy !req
264. My ship has crash-landed here
by mistake.Copy !req
265. Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.Copy !req
266. I need to repair
my turbo boosters.Copy !req
267. Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?Copy !req
268. Well, let's see. We got double-A's.Copy !req
269. Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
270. Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.Copy !req
271. - Do you know these life-forms?
- Yes! They're Andy's toys.Copy !req
272. All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.Copy !req
273. I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.Copy !req
274. Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!Copy !req
275. Wh-why, thank you!Copy !req
276. Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!Copy !req
277. - Say, what's that button do?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
278. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
279. Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.Copy !req
280. - Only it's...
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.Copy !req
281. Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.Copy !req
282. Probably all copper wiring, huh?Copy !req
283. So, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?Copy !req
284. Well, no. Actually, I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.Copy !req
285. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection UnitCopy !req
286. of the Space Ranger Corps,Copy !req
287. I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasionCopy !req
288. from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.Copy !req
289. Oh, really?
I'm from Playschool.Copy !req
290. And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.Copy !req
291. I'm actually from a smaller companyCopy !req
292. that was purchased
in a leveraged buyout.Copy !req
293. You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.Copy !req
294. Well, sure. Look at him.Copy !req
295. He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.Copy !req
296. Please be careful.Copy !req
297. You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.Copy !req
298. Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?Copy !req
299. It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.Copy !req
300. - What's with him?
- Laser envy.Copy !req
301. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
302. Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.Copy !req
303. - Toy?
- T-O-Y. Toy!Copy !req
304. Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."Copy !req
305. The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.Copy !req
306. Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?Copy !req
307. Mr Lightyear, now, I'm curious.Copy !req
308. What does a Space Ranger
actually do?Copy !req
309. He's not a Space Ranger!Copy !req
310. He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!Copy !req
311. Excuse me.Copy !req
312. Oh, impressive wingspan!
Very good!Copy !req
313. Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!Copy !req
314. They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.Copy !req
315. - No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.Copy !req
316. - You can't.
- Can.Copy !req
317. Can't. Can't. Can't!Copy !req
318. I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!Copy !req
319. - Okay, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it.
- All right, then, I will.Copy !req
320. Stand back, everyone!Copy !req
321. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
322. - Can!
- Whoa!Copy !req
323. Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!Copy !req
324. - I found my movin' buddy.
- Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you.Copy !req
325. That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.Copy !req
326. Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?Copy !req
327. - Golly bob howdy!
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
328. You know, in a couple of days,Copy !req
329. everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.Copy !req
330. They'll see.Copy !req
331. I'm still Andy's favourite toy.Copy !req
332. I was on top of the world
livin' highCopy !req
333. It was right in my pocketCopy !req
334. I was livin' the lifeCopy !req
335. Things were just the way
they should beCopy !req
336. When from out of the sky
like a bombCopy !req
337. Comes some little punk
in a rocketCopy !req
338. Now all of a sudden some
strange things are happening to meCopy !req
339. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!Copy !req
340. StrangeCopy !req
341. Things are happening to meCopy !req
342. StrangeCopy !req
343. ThingsCopy !req
344. Strange things are happening to meCopy !req
345. Ain't no doubt about itCopy !req
346. I had friends
I had lots of friendsCopy !req
347. Now all my friends are goneCopy !req
348. And I'm doin' the best I canCopy !req
349. To carry onCopy !req
350. - I had power
- PowerCopy !req
351. - I was respected
- RespectedCopy !req
352. But not any moreCopy !req
353. And I've lost the love of the oneCopy !req
354. Whom I adoreCopy !req
355. Let me tell you 'bout it
StrangeCopy !req
356. Things are happenin' to meCopy !req
357. StrangeCopy !req
358. ThingsCopy !req
359. StrangeCopy !req
360. Things are happenin' to meCopy !req
361. Ain't no doubt about itCopy !req
362. StrangeCopy !req
363. ThingsCopy !req
364. StrangeCopy !req
365. ThingsCopy !req
366. Finally!Copy !req
367. Hey, who's got my hat?Copy !req
368. Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!Copy !req
369. Gimme that!Copy !req
370. Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.Copy !req
371. It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.Copy !req
372. Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.Copy !req
373. Wow!Copy !req
374. With permanent ink too!Copy !req
375. Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.Copy !req
376. Don't let it get to you, Woody.Copy !req
377. Let what? I don't...
What do you mean? Who?Copy !req
378. I know Andy's
excited about Buzz.Copy !req
379. But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.Copy !req
380. - Yeah, like the attic.
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
381. Unidirectional bonding strip.Copy !req
382. Mr Lightyear wants more tape.Copy !req
383. Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.Copy !req
384. He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.Copy !req
385. What are you talking about?Copy !req
386. Where's that bonding strip?Copy !req
387. And another thing,Copy !req
388. stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!Copy !req
389. Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?Copy !req
390. Okay! Well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?Copy !req
391. - Don't even think about it, cowboy.
- Oh, yeah, tough guy?Copy !req
392. The air isn't... toxic.Copy !req
393. How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!Copy !req
394. My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!Copy !req
395. You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?Copy !req
396. Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!Copy !req
397. Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
398. You're mocking me,
aren't you?Copy !req
399. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!Copy !req
400. Where?Copy !req
401. Yes!Copy !req
402. It's Sid!Copy !req
403. Don't move!Copy !req
404. I thought he was at summer camp.Copy !req
405. They must've kicked him out
early this year.Copy !req
406. Oh, no, not Sid!Copy !req
407. Incoming!Copy !req
408. - Who is it this time?
- I... I can't... I can't tell.Copy !req
409. - Hey, where's Lenny?
- Right here, Woody.Copy !req
410. Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.Copy !req
411. Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.Copy !req
412. What's going on?Copy !req
413. Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.Copy !req
414. I'd better take a look anyway.Copy !req
415. Why is that soldier
strapped to an explosive device?Copy !req
416. That's why, Sid.Copy !req
417. Sure is a hairy fellow.Copy !req
418. No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.Copy !req
419. That is Sid.Copy !req
420. - You mean that happy child?
- That ain't no happy child.Copy !req
421. He tortures toys, just for fun!Copy !req
422. Well, then we've got
to do something.Copy !req
423. What are you doing?
Get down from there!Copy !req
424. - I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
- Yeah, sure. You go ahead.Copy !req
425. Melt him with your scary laser.Copy !req
426. Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.Copy !req
427. He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!Copy !req
428. Look out!Copy !req
429. Yes! He's gone! He's history!Copy !req
430. I could've stopped him.Copy !req
431. Buzz, I would love
to see you try.Copy !req
432. Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.Copy !req
433. The sooner we move, the better.Copy !req
434. Yeah!Copy !req
435. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
436. All this packing
makes me hungry.Copy !req
437. What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?Copy !req
438. Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!Copy !req
439. Go wash your hands,
and I'll get Molly ready.Copy !req
440. - Can I bring some toys?
- You can bring one toy.Copy !req
441. - Just one?
- One toy?Copy !req
442. Will Andy pick me?Copy !req
443. "Don't count on it"?Copy !req
444. Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
445. Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness.
We've got trouble!Copy !req
446. - Trouble? Where?
- Down there. Just down there.Copy !req
447. A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!Copy !req
448. Then we've no time to lose.Copy !req
449. I don't see anything!Copy !req
450. Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!Copy !req
451. What kind of toy...Copy !req
452. Buzz!Copy !req
453. Buzz!Copy !req
454. I don't see him in the driveway.Copy !req
455. - I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
- Oh! Buzz!Copy !req
456. Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?Copy !req
457. - He's saying that this was no accident.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
458. - I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...
- No!Copy !req
459. by Woody!Copy !req
460. - What?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
461. You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?Copy !req
462. That's Mr Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!Copy !req
463. Now, it was an accident, guys.Copy !req
464. Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.Copy !req
465. We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?Copy !req
466. Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!Copy !req
467. Where is your honour, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!Copy !req
468. You don't deserve to... Hey!Copy !req
469. You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?Copy !req
470. Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favourite toy.Copy !req
471. So you got rid of him.Copy !req
472. Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?Copy !req
473. You gonna knock me
outta the window too?Copy !req
474. I don't think we should
give him the chance.Copy !req
475. There he is, men. Frag him!Copy !req
476. Let's string him up
by his pull string!Copy !req
477. - I got dibs on his hat!
- Would you boys stop it!Copy !req
478. Tackle him!Copy !req
479. No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!Copy !req
480. Okay, Mom, be right down.
I've gotta get Buzz.Copy !req
481. Retreat!Copy !req
482. Mom, do you know
where Buzz is?Copy !req
483. No, I haven't seen him.Copy !req
484. - Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- But, Mom, I can't find him!Copy !req
485. Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!Copy !req
486. Oh, okay.Copy !req
487. I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.Copy !req
488. Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.Copy !req
489. It's too short!
We need more monkeys!Copy !req
490. There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!Copy !req
491. Buzz, the monkeys
aren't working!Copy !req
492. We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!Copy !req
493. Oh, where could he be?Copy !req
494. - Can I help pump the gas?
- Sure! I'll even let you drive.Copy !req
495. - Yeah?
- Yeah, when you're 16.Copy !req
496. Funny, Mom.Copy !req
497. Great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?Copy !req
498. Buzz!Copy !req
499. Buzz! Ha! You're alive!Copy !req
500. This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.Copy !req
501. Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the roomCopy !req
502. and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.Copy !req
503. Huh? Right? Buddy?Copy !req
504. I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,Copy !req
505. revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.Copy !req
506. - Oh. Well, that's good.
- But we're not on my planet, are we?Copy !req
507. No.Copy !req
508. Okay, come on!Copy !req
509. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
510. Buzz, Buzz,
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.Copy !req
511. - Next stop.
- Pizza Planet! Yeah!Copy !req
512. Andy!Copy !req
513. Wh... Doesn't he realise
that I'm not there?Copy !req
514. I'm lost!Copy !req
515. Oh, I'm a lost toy!Copy !req
516. Buzz Lightyear mission log.Copy !req
517. The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refuelling station of some sort.Copy !req
518. You!Copy !req
519. - According to my navi-computer, the...
- Shut up!Copy !req
520. - Just shut up, you idiot!
- Sheriff, this is no time to panic.Copy !req
521. This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.Copy !req
522. They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!Copy !req
523. My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...Copy !req
524. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
525. Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceshipCopy !req
526. and taken away everything
that was important to me...Copy !req
527. Don't talk to me
about importance!Copy !req
528. Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!Copy !req
529. What? What are
you talkin' about?Copy !req
530. Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor ZurgCopy !req
531. has been secretly building
a weaponCopy !req
532. with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!Copy !req
533. I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.Copy !req
534. And you, my friend,
are responsibleCopy !req
535. for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!Copy !req
536. You... are... a... toy!Copy !req
537. You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...Copy !req
538. You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!Copy !req
539. You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.Copy !req
540. Farewell.Copy !req
541. Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!Copy !req
542. "Rendezvous with Star Command."Copy !req
543. - Hey, gas dude!
- You talkin' to me?Copy !req
544. - Yeah, man. Can you help me?
- Pizza Planet? Andy!Copy !req
545. Do you know
where Cutting Boulevard is?Copy !req
546. Oh, no!Copy !req
547. I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.Copy !req
548. - Buzz! Buzz, come back!
- Go away!Copy !req
549. No! Buzz, you gotta
come back! I...Copy !req
550. I found a spaceship!Copy !req
551. It's a spaceship, Buzz!Copy !req
552. Come on, man, hurry up! Like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!Copy !req
553. - Cutting Boulevard, huh?
- Yeah, yeah. Which way?Copy !req
554. Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of originCopy !req
555. once it jettisons its food supply?Copy !req
556. And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.Copy !req
557. - Well, then, let's climb aboard.
- No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
558. Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.Copy !req
559. Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.Copy !req
560. - We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
- Yeah, bu...Copy !req
561. Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
562. That's two lefts
and a right, huh?Copy !req
563. - Thanks for the directions, okay?
- Yeah. And remember, kid...Copy !req
564. Buzz!Copy !req
565. It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.Copy !req
566. Next shuttle lift-off
is scheduled forCopy !req
567. T-minus 30 minutes and counting.Copy !req
568. You are clear to enter.Copy !req
569. Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
570. The white zone
is for immediate pizza...Copy !req
571. Sheriff!Copy !req
572. There you are.Copy !req
573. Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.Copy !req
574. Great idea, Woody.Copy !req
575. I like your thinkin'.Copy !req
576. You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.Copy !req
577. Now!Copy !req
578. Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.Copy !req
579. Jones, party of five,
your shuttle is now boarding...Copy !req
580. Hey, Mom,
can we have some tokens?Copy !req
581. Watch where you're going!Copy !req
582. Sorry.Copy !req
583. nine, eight, seven, six,Copy !req
584. five, four, three,Copy !req
585. two, one.Copy !req
586. What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.Copy !req
587. Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?Copy !req
588. - Andy!
- Now, we need to find a shipCopy !req
589. - that's headed for Sector 12.
- Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.Copy !req
590. - There's a special ship. I just saw it.
- You mean it has hyperdrive?Copy !req
591. Hyperactive hyperdrive.Copy !req
592. And Astro... turf!Copy !req
593. - Where is it? I don't see the...
- Come on. That's it.Copy !req
594. Spaceship!Copy !req
595. All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...Copy !req
596. - And the universe explodes!
- Okay, Buzz, when I say go,Copy !req
597. we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!Copy !req
598. - No!
- Mom, if I eat all my pizza,Copy !req
599. can I have some alien slime?Copy !req
600. This cannot be happening to me.Copy !req
601. - A stranger.
- From the outside.Copy !req
602. Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
603. I come in peace.Copy !req
604. Before your space journey,
re-energise yourselfCopy !req
605. with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.Copy !req
606. This is an intergalactic emergency.Copy !req
607. I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.Copy !req
608. Who's in charge here?Copy !req
609. The claw!Copy !req
610. The claw is our master.Copy !req
611. The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.Copy !req
612. - This is ludicrous.
- Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?Copy !req
613. Take that!Copy !req
614. Oh, no! Sid!Copy !req
615. Get down!Copy !req
616. What's gotten into you? I was...Copy !req
617. You are the one that decided
to climb into this...Copy !req
618. The claw, it moves.Copy !req
619. I have been chosen!Copy !req
620. Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.Copy !req
621. Gotcha!Copy !req
622. A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!Copy !req
623. Yes!Copy !req
624. Buzz! No!Copy !req
625. Hey!Copy !req
626. He has been chosen!Copy !req
627. - He must go.
- Hey!Copy !req
628. - What are you doing?
- Do not fight the claw.Copy !req
629. Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!Copy !req
630. All right!
Double prizes!Copy !req
631. Let's go home and... play.Copy !req
632. Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.Copy !req
633. - You're almost home.
- Nirvana is coming.Copy !req
634. - The mystic portal awaits.
- Will you be quiet?Copy !req
635. You guys don't get it, do you?Copy !req
636. Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.Copy !req
637. Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!Copy !req
638. Sit! Good boy.Copy !req
639. - Hey, I got something for you, boy.
- Freeze!Copy !req
640. Ready, set, now!Copy !req
641. Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!Copy !req
642. - What?
- Did I get my package in the mail?Copy !req
643. - I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?Copy !req
644. I don't know!Copy !req
645. - Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!
- What? Hey!Copy !req
646. - She's sick!
- No, she's not!Copy !req
647. I'll have to perform
one of my operations.Copy !req
648. - No!
- No, not Sid's room. Not there.Copy !req
649. Hey, give her back!Copy !req
650. Sid! Sid!Copy !req
651. Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.Copy !req
652. Prepare the OR, stat!Copy !req
653. Patient is... prepped.Copy !req
654. No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.Copy !req
655. Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!Copy !req
656. I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.Copy !req
657. Doctor, you've done it!Copy !req
658. Hannah!Copy !req
659. Janie's all better now.Copy !req
660. - Mom! Mom!
- She's lying!Copy !req
661. Whatever she says,
it's not true!Copy !req
662. We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!Copy !req
663. Locked.Copy !req
664. There's gotta be another way
outta here.Copy !req
665. Buzz? Was that you?Copy !req
666. Hey, hi there, little fella.Copy !req
667. Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?Copy !req
668. Buzz!Copy !req
669. They're cannibals.Copy !req
670. Mayday, mayday.Copy !req
671. Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
672. Star Command, do you copy?Copy !req
673. I've set my laser from stun to kill.Copy !req
674. Great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.Copy !req
675. Hey, you guys,
I think I found him!Copy !req
676. Buzz, is that you?Copy !req
677. Whiskers, will you
get outta here!Copy !req
678. You're interfering
with the search and rescue!Copy !req
679. Look, they're home.Copy !req
680. Mom, have you seen Woody?Copy !req
681. Where was the last place
you left him?Copy !req
682. Right here in the van.Copy !req
683. Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.Copy !req
684. He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.Copy !req
685. Woody's gone?Copy !req
686. Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.Copy !req
687. Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.Copy !req
688. Who would've thought he was
capable of such atrocities?Copy !req
689. Oh, Slink,
I hope he's okay.Copy !req
690. Oh, a survivor.
Where's the rebel base? Talk!Copy !req
691. I can see your will is strong.Copy !req
692. Well, we have ways
of making you talk.Copy !req
693. Where are your rebel friends now?Copy !req
694. Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!Copy !req
695. All right!Copy !req
696. Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.Copy !req
697. A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.Copy !req
698. I sure hope this isn't permanent.Copy !req
699. Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.Copy !req
700. The door. It's open!
We're free!Copy !req
701. Woody, we don't know
what's out there!Copy !req
702. I'll tell you wha...Copy !req
703. They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!Copy !req
704. Shield your eyes.Copy !req
705. It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...Copy !req
706. You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!Copy !req
707. - Get away!
- Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?Copy !req
708. - Stop that.
- Back! Back, you savages! Back!Copy !req
709. - Woody, stop it!
- Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled!Copy !req
710. There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!Copy !req
711. There's no place like home.Copy !req
712. Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.Copy !req
713. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
714. Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!Copy !req
715. We got to get this wagon train
a-movin'!Copy !req
716. Split up!Copy !req
717. Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
718. - This is Star Command.
- Star Command!Copy !req
719. - Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?
- Buzz Lightyear responding.Copy !req
720. Read you loud and clear.Copy !req
721. Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.Copy !req
722. - On the way!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
723. The world's greatest superhero!
Now the world's greatest toy!Copy !req
724. Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!Copy !req
725. - Calling Buzz Lightyear!
- Karate chop action!Copy !req
726. - Wow!
- Pulsating laser light!Copy !req
727. - Total annihilation!
- Multi-phrase voice simulator!Copy !req
728. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
729. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space.Copy !req
730. And best of all,
high pressure space wings!Copy !req
731. - To infinity and beyond!
- Not a flying toy.Copy !req
732. Get your Buzz Lightyear action figureCopy !req
733. - and save a galaxy near you!
- Buzz Lightyear!Copy !req
734. Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.Copy !req
735. And welcome back to the Point
Richmond Bowling Championship.Copy !req
736. Out among the stars I sailCopy !req
737. Way beyond the moonCopy !req
738. In my silver ship I sailedCopy !req
739. To a dream
that ended too soonCopy !req
740. Now I know exactlyCopy !req
741. Who I am and what I'm here forCopy !req
742. You are a toy! You can't fly!Copy !req
743. And I will go sailingCopy !req
744. No moreCopy !req
745. But no, it can't be trueCopy !req
746. I could fly if I wanted toCopy !req
747. Like a bird in the skyCopy !req
748. If I believed I could flyCopy !req
749. Why, I'd flyCopy !req
750. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
751. Clearly, ICopy !req
752. Will go sailingCopy !req
753. No moreCopy !req
754. Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?Copy !req
755. What, dear? What was that?Copy !req
756. Never mind!Copy !req
757. Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?Copy !req
758. There's a secret mission
in uncharted space. Let's go.Copy !req
759. Really?
That is so interesting.Copy !req
760. Would you like some tea,
Mrs Nesbitt?Copy !req
761. Buzz!Copy !req
762. It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.Copy !req
763. - Oh, no!
- What a lovely hat, Mrs Nesbitt.Copy !req
764. It goes quite well with your head.Copy !req
765. Hannah! Oh, Hannah!Copy !req
766. Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
767. I'll be right back.Copy !req
768. What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?Copy !req
769. Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?Copy !req
770. Gone! It's all gone.Copy !req
771. All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. See ya.Copy !req
772. What happened to you?Copy !req
773. One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.Copy !req
774. And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darfeeling withCopy !req
775. Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.Copy !req
776. I think you've had
enough tea for today.Copy !req
777. Let's get you outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
778. Don't you get it?
You see the hat?Copy !req
779. - I am Mrs Nesbitt!
- Snap out of it, Buzz!Copy !req
780. I'm sorry. I...
You're right.Copy !req
781. I am just a little depressed.
That's all.Copy !req
782. I can get through this.Copy !req
783. Oh, I'm a sham!Copy !req
784. - Look at me.
- Quiet, Buzz.Copy !req
785. I can't even fly out of a window.Copy !req
786. The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.Copy !req
787. - The apron is a bit much.
- "Out the window"!Copy !req
788. Buzz, you're a genius!Copy !req
789. Come on, come on. This way.Copy !req
790. Years of academy, training, wasted!Copy !req
791. B-3.Copy !req
792. Miss! G-6.Copy !req
793. You sunk it. Are you peeking?Copy !req
794. Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.Copy !req
795. - Give me the nose. Come on.
- How about three out of five?Copy !req
796. Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!Copy !req
797. - Son of a building block. It's Woody.
- He's in the psycho's bedroom.Copy !req
798. - Hi!
- Everyone! It's Woody!Copy !req
799. - Woody?
- You're kidding!Copy !req
800. - Woody?
- We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.Copy !req
801. Buzz?Copy !req
802. - Hey, look!
- Woody!Copy !req
803. Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.Copy !req
804. - I knew you'd come back, Woody.
- What are you doin' over there?Copy !req
805. It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
806. Here! Catch this!Copy !req
807. - Whoa! I've got it, Woody.
- He got it, Woody.Copy !req
808. Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.Copy !req
809. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?Copy !req
810. - Hey!
- Potato Head.Copy !req
811. Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?Copy !req
812. Have you forgotten
what he did to Buzz?Copy !req
813. And now you wanna let him
back over here?Copy !req
814. No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.Copy !req
815. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!Copy !req
816. - You are a liar!
- No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.Copy !req
817. Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.Copy !req
818. Just a sec!Copy !req
819. Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?Copy !req
820. That's very funny, Buzz.Copy !req
821. - This is serious!
- Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?Copy !req
822. He's lying. Buzz ain't there.Copy !req
823. Oh! Hi, Buzz!Copy !req
824. Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?Copy !req
825. Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
826. Hey, look! It's Buzz!Copy !req
827. Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.Copy !req
828. Give me five, man!Copy !req
829. Something's screwy here.Copy !req
830. So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?Copy !req
831. You bet. Give me a hug.Copy !req
832. Boy, I love you too.Copy !req
833. See? It is Buzz.Copy !req
834. Now give back the lights,
Potato Head.Copy !req
835. Wait just a minute.Copy !req
836. - What are you tryin' to pull?
- Nothing!Copy !req
837. - Oh, that is disgusting.
- Murderer!Copy !req
838. - No! No, no, no, no, no!
- You murdering dog!Copy !req
839. - It's not what you think. I swear!
- Save it for the jury.Copy !req
840. I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.Copy !req
841. No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!Copy !req
842. Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!Copy !req
843. Come on.
Let's get outta here.Copy !req
844. Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.Copy !req
845. Come back! Slink!Copy !req
846. Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!Copy !req
847. No! No! Come back!Copy !req
848. Slinky!Copy !req
849. Buzz! Go away!Copy !req
850. You disgusting freaks!Copy !req
851. All right, back!
Back, you cannibals!Copy !req
852. He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!Copy !req
853. What are you doin'?Copy !req
854. Hey. Hey, they fixed you.Copy !req
855. But they're cannibals.Copy !req
856. We saw them eat
those other toys.Copy !req
857. Sorry. I thought
that you were gonna...Copy !req
858. You know, you know, eat my friend.Copy !req
859. Hey, no, no, wait, hey!Copy !req
860. - What's wrong?
- Sid?Copy !req
861. Not now, Mom! I'm busy!Copy !req
862. - Sid! Buzz, come on!
- You left that door open.Copy !req
863. Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!Copy !req
864. It came!
It finally came!Copy !req
865. "The Big One."Copy !req
866. "Extremely dangerous.Copy !req
867. "Keep out of reach of children."Copy !req
868. Cool! What am I gonna blow?Copy !req
869. Man. Hey, where's
that wimpy cowboy doll?Copy !req
870. Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.Copy !req
871. Now. Yes.Copy !req
872. Oh, no!Copy !req
873. Oh, man!Copy !req
874. Sid Phillips reporting.Copy !req
875. Launch of the shuttle
has been delayedCopy !req
876. due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.Copy !req
877. Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.Copy !req
878. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
879. I looked everywhere, honey,
but all I could find was your hat.Copy !req
880. But what if we
leave them behind?Copy !req
881. Oh, don't worry, honey.Copy !req
882. I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.Copy !req
883. I need air!Copy !req
884. Will you quit movin' around?Copy !req
885. I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.Copy !req
886. How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?Copy !req
887. Everyone else was picked.Copy !req
888. Oh, Woody.Copy !req
889. If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.Copy !req
890. Hey, Buzz!Copy !req
891. Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.Copy !req
892. Oh, come on, Buzz, I...Copy !req
893. Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.Copy !req
894. I can't help.
I can't help anyone.Copy !req
895. Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.Copy !req
896. Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.Copy !req
897. Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?Copy !req
898. Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.Copy !req
899. No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.Copy !req
900. You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.Copy !req
901. I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.Copy !req
902. Whoa, hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
903. Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.Copy !req
904. - Yeah, right.
- No, it is.Copy !req
905. Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.Copy !req
906. And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.Copy !req
907. It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.Copy !req
908. But why would Andy want me?Copy !req
909. Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.Copy !req
910. Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.Copy !req
911. You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!Copy !req
912. Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.Copy !req
913. You are a cool toy.Copy !req
914. As a matter of fact,
you're too cool.Copy !req
915. I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me haveCopy !req
916. against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?Copy !req
917. All I can do is...Copy !req
918. There's a snake in my boots.Copy !req
919. Why would Andy ever want
to play with meCopy !req
920. when he's got you?Copy !req
921. I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.Copy !req
922. Listen, Buzz, forget about me.Copy !req
923. You should get outta here
while you can.Copy !req
924. Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...Copy !req
925. Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.Copy !req
926. Now let's get
you out of this thing.Copy !req
927. Yes, sir!Copy !req
928. Come on, Buzz.
We can do it.Copy !req
929. Woody, it's the moving van.Copy !req
930. We gotta get outta here now.Copy !req
931. Come on, Buzz.Copy !req
932. All right.Copy !req
933. - Hey, I'm out!
- Almost there.Copy !req
934. I want to ride the pony.Copy !req
935. Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?Copy !req
936. I'm fine. I'm okay.Copy !req
937. Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off!Copy !req
938. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
939. Back, back.Copy !req
940. Down, down!Copy !req
941. Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.Copy !req
942. Guys!Copy !req
943. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.Copy !req
944. There's a good toy down there,Copy !req
945. and he's gonna be blown
to bits in a few minutes.Copy !req
946. All because of me.
We gotta save him.Copy !req
947. And...
But I need your help.Copy !req
948. Please. He's my friend.Copy !req
949. And he's the only one I've got.Copy !req
950. Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.Copy !req
951. We're gonna have
to break a few rules.Copy !req
952. But if it works,
it'll help everybody.Copy !req
953. Houston to Mission Control.
Come in, Control.Copy !req
954. Launch pad is being constructed.Copy !req
955. All right, listen up.Copy !req
956. I need Pump Boy here,
Ducky here.Copy !req
957. Legs, you're with Ducky.Copy !req
958. Roller Bob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?Copy !req
959. Okay. Let's move!Copy !req
960. Wind the frog.Copy !req
961. Wait for the signal.Copy !req
962. Go!Copy !req
963. All right, let's go!Copy !req
964. I'll get it!Copy !req
965. Now!Copy !req
966. I'm coming. I'm coming.Copy !req
967. Scud!Copy !req
968. Stupid dog.Copy !req
969. Lean back!Copy !req
970. Mission Control, is the
launch pad construction complete?Copy !req
971. Roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.Copy !req
972. We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.Copy !req
973. Countdown will commence
momentarily.Copy !req
974. - Stand by.
- Let's go.Copy !req
975. Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.Copy !req
976. Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.Copy !req
977. - What?
- It's okay. Everything's under control.Copy !req
978. Woody, what are you doing?Copy !req
979. Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...Copy !req
980. Hey? How'd you get out here?Copy !req
981. Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.Copy !req
982. Houston, do we have
permission to launch?Copy !req
983. Roger. Permission granted.Copy !req
984. You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.Copy !req
985. And counting.
Ten, nine,Copy !req
986. eight, seven, six,Copy !req
987. five, four, three, two,Copy !req
988. - one!
- Reach for the sky!Copy !req
989. This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.Copy !req
990. What?Copy !req
991. Somebody's poisoned the water hole.Copy !req
992. - It's busted.
- Who are you callin' busted, buster?Copy !req
993. That's right.Copy !req
994. I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.Copy !req
995. We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,Copy !req
996. or smashed or ripped apart.Copy !req
997. - "We"?
- That's right! Your toys!Copy !req
998. Mama!Copy !req
999. Mama!Copy !req
1000. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
1001. Mama!Copy !req
1002. From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!Copy !req
1003. Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.Copy !req
1004. We toys can see everything.Copy !req
1005. So play nice.Copy !req
1006. We did it! We did it! Yes!Copy !req
1007. The toys!
The toys are alive!Copy !req
1008. Nice toy.Copy !req
1009. What's wrong, Sid?Copy !req
1010. Don't you want to play with Sally?Copy !req
1011. Nice work, fellows.
Good job.Copy !req
1012. Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.Copy !req
1013. Woody.Copy !req
1014. Thanks.Copy !req
1015. Everybody say, "Bye, house!"Copy !req
1016. - Woody! The van!
- Bye, house.Copy !req
1017. We gotta run! Thanks, guys!Copy !req
1018. Quick!Copy !req
1019. Just go. I'll catch up.Copy !req
1020. Come on!Copy !req
1021. You can do it, Woody!Copy !req
1022. I got it!Copy !req
1023. I made it.Copy !req
1024. Get away,
you stupid dog! Down!Copy !req
1025. - Down!
- Hold on, Woody!Copy !req
1026. I can't do it.Copy !req
1027. Take care of Andy for me!Copy !req
1028. No!Copy !req
1029. Buzz!Copy !req
1030. Are we there already?Copy !req
1031. - Woody?
- How did you...?Copy !req
1032. - How'd he get here?
- Where have you...?Copy !req
1033. What happened?Copy !req
1034. - What's goin' on?
- What's he takin'?Copy !req
1035. There you are!Copy !req
1036. Hey. What's he doing?Copy !req
1037. He's at it again!Copy !req
1038. - Get him!
- Come on!Copy !req
1039. No, no!Copy !req
1040. No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1041. Pig pile!Copy !req
1042. - Get outta that car!
- Move it!Copy !req
1043. No! Please!
You don't understand!Copy !req
1044. Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.Copy !req
1045. - No!
- Toss him overboard!Copy !req
1046. No, no, no! Wait!Copy !req
1047. - Hooray!
- So long, Woody!Copy !req
1048. Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1049. - Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.
- Look out!Copy !req
1050. Now let's catch up
to that truck.Copy !req
1051. Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.Copy !req
1052. - What?
- And Buzz is with him!Copy !req
1053. It is Buzz!Copy !req
1054. Woody was telling the truth.Copy !req
1055. - What have we done?
- Great! Now I have guilt.Copy !req
1056. We're almost there!Copy !req
1057. Rocky, the ramp!Copy !req
1058. Look out!Copy !req
1059. Quick! Hold onto my tail!Copy !req
1060. - Attaboy, Slink!
- Oh! Woody!Copy !req
1061. Woody! Speed up!Copy !req
1062. - Speed up!
- The batteries!Copy !req
1063. They're runnin' out!Copy !req
1064. - I can't hold on much longer.
- Slink! Hang on!Copy !req
1065. Great!Copy !req
1066. Woody! The rocket!Copy !req
1067. The match! Yes!Copy !req
1068. Thank you, Sid!Copy !req
1069. No! No, no! No!Copy !req
1070. No! Oh, no!Copy !req
1071. No, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
1072. no!Copy !req
1073. No!Copy !req
1074. - Woody! What are you doing?
- Hold still, Buzz!Copy !req
1075. You did it!Copy !req
1076. Next stop, Andy!Copy !req
1077. Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!Copy !req
1078. I should have held on longer.Copy !req
1079. Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!Copy !req
1080. Woody!Copy !req
1081. Take cover!Copy !req
1082. This is the part
where we blow up!Copy !req
1083. Not today!Copy !req
1084. Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!Copy !req
1085. This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.Copy !req
1086. To infinity and beyond!Copy !req
1087. Buzz, we missed the truck.Copy !req
1088. We're not aiming for the truck.Copy !req
1089. Hey, wow!Copy !req
1090. - What? What is it?
- Woody! Buzz!Copy !req
1091. Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?Copy !req
1092. - Here in the car!
- See?Copy !req
1093. Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.Copy !req
1094. - Which one can I open first?
- Let's let Molly open one.Copy !req
1095. Frankincense, this is Myrrh.Copy !req
1096. Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.Copy !req
1097. Whoa! It's time!Copy !req
1098. Oh, Bo.Copy !req
1099. There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.Copy !req
1100. Merry Christmas, Sheriff.Copy !req
1101. Say, isn't that mistletoe?Copy !req
1102. Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.Copy !req
1103. That way I could play
the dominant predator.Copy !req
1104. Quiet, everyone! Quiet!Copy !req
1105. Molly's first present
is Mrs Potato Head.Copy !req
1106. Repeat, a Mrs Potato Head.Copy !req
1107. Way to go, Idaho!Copy !req
1108. Gee, I'd better shave.Copy !req
1109. Come in, Frankincense.Copy !req
1110. Andy is now opening
his first present.Copy !req
1111. - It's...
- Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,Copy !req
1112. - you are not worried, are you?
- I can't quite...Copy !req
1113. - Me? No, no.
- Make out...Copy !req
1114. No. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1115. A large box... It's...Copy !req
1116. - Are you?
- Now, Buzz,Copy !req
1117. what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?Copy !req
1118. Oh, what is it? What is it?Copy !req
1119. Wow! A puppy!Copy !req
1120. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1121. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1122. When the road looks rough aheadCopy !req
1123. And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bedCopy !req
1124. You just remember
what your old pal saidCopy !req
1125. Boy, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1126. Yeah, you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1127. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1128. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1129. - You got troubles
- And I got 'em tooCopy !req
1130. There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for youCopy !req
1131. If we stick together
we can see it throughCopy !req
1132. 'Cause you've got a friend in meCopy !req
1133. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1134. Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I amCopy !req
1135. Bigger and stronger tooCopy !req
1136. MaybeCopy !req
1137. But none of them will ever love you
the way I doCopy !req
1138. It's me and you, boyCopy !req
1139. And as the years go byCopy !req
1140. Our friendship will never dieCopy !req
1141. You're gonna see it's our destinyCopy !req
1142. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1143. You've got a friend in meCopy !req
1144. You've got a friend in meCopy !req