1. There's a battle on the boards...Copy !req
2. with both teams really
digging for the puck.Copy !req
3. Now it squirts loose,
and the Ice Wolves have it.Copy !req
4. And the puck is cleared out of their zone.Copy !req
5. And here they come!Copy !req
6. Oh! What a hit!Copy !req
7. Come on, boys,
use the body!Copy !req
8. Take him wide, take him wide!
Rapton's flying up the ice.Copy !req
9. Take him to the outside! Here we go.Copy !req
10. He shoots! Nice save by Drah.Copy !req
11. Oh! What a hit!
Oh!Copy !req
12. What action, eh, Hank?Copy !req
13. The Ice Wolves are just getting hammered.
Oh, no.Copy !req
14. Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!Copy !req
15. Ha-ha. There's a familiar chant, Jim.Copy !req
16. Thompson.
And the coach is calling for...Copy !req
17. the big defenseman,
Derek Thompson.Copy !req
18. And here comes
the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
19. Find a dark jersey
and hit it!Copy !req
20. Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!Copy !req
21. Ohh!
Ohh! That is an incisor!Copy !req
22. I got the tooth.
I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!Copy !req
23. And the Tooth Fairy,
Derek Thompson, has struck again.Copy !req
24. You can't handle the tooth.
And that's the tooth...Copy !req
25. the whole tooth,
and nothing but the tooth.Copy !req
26. I pledge allegiance to the tooth.Copy !req
27. Open the door for the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
28. Penalty on number 14, Derek Thompson.Copy !req
29. Five-minute major for boarding.
Yeah!Copy !req
30. Who's the Tooth Fairy?
Am I the Tooth...? I'm the Tooth Fairy!Copy !req
31. Stop it. Stop it.Copy !req
32. Yeah, no, I'm not scared,
you know. I play hockey.Copy !req
33. We'll go out, have a good time,
see what we make of it.Copy !req
34. What's going on out here?
Come here.Copy !req
35. I want you to meet
the future of our franchise.Copy !req
36. Ah, new kid.
Yeah.Copy !req
37. He's not gonna be here long...Copy !req
38. till he gets snapped up
by the Kings.Copy !req
39. But listen, while he is here...Copy !req
40. your job on the ice is
to take care of him.Copy !req
41. Okay. All right.
Nothing else matters, right?Copy !req
42. Mick?
Yeah.Copy !req
43. Derek, Mick Donnelly,
our first-line center. Mick, Derek.Copy !req
44. He's your bodyguard.Copy !req
45. What's up?
Welcome to pro hockey.Copy !req
46. Yeah, is there an old-timers'
game today?Copy !req
47. I didn't realize you were even
still playing, man.Copy !req
48. I used to be a big fan.Copy !req
49. All right. See you later, man.Copy !req
50. So I guess
that's my bodyguard.Copy !req
51. Crazy.
He's a big one.Copy !req
52. Yeah, he's a big guy.Copy !req
53. Hello, Mr. Thompson!
Mr. Thompson.Copy !req
54. Tooth Fairy!Copy !req
55. Can I have your autograph?Copy !req
56. Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
What's your name, buddy?Copy !req
57. Gabe. I'm the third-leading scorer
in my hockey league.Copy !req
58. Our team won
the Mighty Mite's Championship.Copy !req
59. Wow, that's fantastic.
Good for you, Gabe.Copy !req
60. One day, I'm gonna play hockey
in the big leagues just like you used to.Copy !req
61. You work pretty hard at hockey, do you?
Uh-huh. I play almost every day.Copy !req
62. And I drive him almost every day.
Ah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
63. How old are you?
I'm 8.Copy !req
64. Ah, you're 8. You're 8.
Okay, well, here's the deal, Gabe.Copy !req
65. So you're 8 and you're the
third-leading scorer in your league...Copy !req
66. behind two other 8-year-olds.Copy !req
67. Well, one's 9.Copy !req
68. Mm-hm. Okay.
Well, see, Gabe...Copy !req
69. somewhere in this
country, there's a 7-year-oldCopy !req
70. playing against 12-year-olds,
and he's outscoring them.Copy !req
71. He's killing them, making them wanna
get run over by a Zamboni and die.Copy !req
72. There are a bunch like
that kid in every rink.Copy !req
73. When the time's right...Copy !req
74. those kids will battle it out and only
a handful of them will get signed.Copy !req
75. Now let's say you do make the NHL.Copy !req
76. You won't...Copy !req
77. but let's say you do.
You hit the show right out of college.Copy !req
78. But the show hits you right back.
Before you can say "slap shot"...Copy !req
79. you're down to the minors with
a blown-out shoulder and nowhere to go.Copy !req
80. Listen, lower your expectations.Copy !req
81. That's how you're gonna be happy.Copy !req
82. Tck. There you go, Gabe.Copy !req
83. I want to suck your blood.Copy !req
84. What? What are you looking at?Copy !req
85. And laughing at?
Why aren't you afraid?Copy !req
86. Because those are french fries.
No.Copy !req
87. I can't eat French fries.Copy !req
88. French fries are fatal to vampires.Copy !req
89. Hey, I have an idea.Copy !req
90. Can't talk. Still dead.Copy !req
91. Mommy, my tooth came out.
Hey. Yay!Copy !req
92. Oh, congrats.Copy !req
93. The tooth fairy's gonna visit me tonight.
You bet. Let's see.Copy !req
94. Oh, you are such a big girl.Copy !req
95. Hey, hey, hey, I'm the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
96. I thought you said you were a vampire.Copy !req
97. You got some
inconsistent mythology.Copy !req
98. I have a lot of homework.
Can I be excused?Copy !req
99. Yeah.Copy !req
100. Mommy, it's time for you to go now
so Derek can start babysitting.Copy !req
101. Not just yet.
Wanna go put your jammies on?Copy !req
102. I wonder if it would help...Copy !req
103. if Randy and you had some
one-on-one time.Copy !req
104. Sure, I could do that. So long as
I don't have to be alone with him.Copy !req
105. Well, Rene's here.
Oh, a little ketchup.Copy !req
106. Ooh.Copy !req
107. Hmm.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
108. Oh, tooth fairy.
You know what? I got it.Copy !req
109. Look, I put on my pajamas.Copy !req
110. Dracula's back from the dead.Copy !req
111. Aah!Copy !req
112. And your french fries
are not powerful enough.Copy !req
113. What do you guys think of Donnelly?
Man, that kid is fast.Copy !req
114. You mean the next Gretzky.
I love him already, like a long-lost brother.Copy !req
115. Can we just play?
It's to you.Copy !req
116. Uh, I'm a little short.
He's a little short.Copy !req
117. But this autograph that says
"The Tooth Fairy"Copy !req
118. is worth 10 bucks on eBay.
Ten of these is 100 bucks, so I'm in.Copy !req
119. No, you gotta pay.
It's not a socialist game, Castro.Copy !req
120. Hey, it's me. I'm good for it.Copy !req
121. I'll be right back.Copy !req
122. He took his cards.
Is this guy serious?Copy !req
123. Just fold so we can play.
Who takes the cards?Copy !req
124. Derek, don't the kids have, like,
a piggy bank or something?Copy !req
125. I'm home!
Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
126. Hey.
Hi, guys.Copy !req
127. Uh, hey, Vinnie's? Some brews?
Let's do it, boys. Come on.Copy !req
128. All we have
is juice box here.Copy !req
129. Know what, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna
hang out, but I'll walk you guys out.Copy !req
130. Mommy! Mommy!Copy !req
131. Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!Copy !req
132. What happened, honey?
My tooth is gone.Copy !req
133. Well, that's because
the tooth fairy took it.Copy !req
134. But there's no money. I looked.Copy !req
135. Oh. Let's look together.
I'm sure it's here somewhere.Copy !req
136. Ha, ha! The vampire has returned.Copy !req
137. Not a vampire moment.Copy !req
138. It's not anywhere.
Well, uh...Copy !req
139. I bet they took it
to weigh it...Copy !req
140. on the toothometer
to see what it's worth...Copy !req
141. before they bring
the money. Right?Copy !req
142. Sure.
That's how the whole tooth thing works.Copy !req
143. No. That's not how it works.Copy !req
144. You put the tooth under your pillow,
the tooth fairy flies into your room...Copy !req
145. when you're sleeping,
takes the tooth...Copy !req
146. and leaves a dollar. Where is it?Copy !req
147. Okay. You tell me when to stop
when the tooth fairy has been here.Copy !req
148. Because I have 5, 10. I even got a 20.
Derek.Copy !req
149. Stop.Copy !req
150. Okay, Tess, you're a big girl now.Copy !req
151. You're 6. Let's get this
out of the way.Copy !req
152. There's no such thing as a too...
Sha-bang! Oh!Copy !req
153. Here it is.
How did it get down there?Copy !req
154. Oh, you must have rolled over
in your sleep and it fell on the floor.Copy !req
155. I forgot. People forget.Copy !req
156. So your big idea to handle it was to
tell Tess there is no tooth fairy?Copy !req
157. Come on. The reason why there are
so many unhappy people in the world:Copy !req
158. They're clinging to some version
of what if.Copy !req
159. Okay, so dreams are bad?Copy !req
160. If they lead to unrealistic
expectations, then yes.Copy !req
161. This is ridiculous.
I know.Copy !req
162. I'm going to bed.
No. Carly.Copy !req
163. And you...Copy !req
164. are leaving.
Are...?Copy !req
165. Don't get all dramatic.
I'm her mother.Copy !req
166. I get to say when her childhood
fantasies end, not you.Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. "Disbelief in fairy. Summons."Copy !req
169. What? What?Copy !req
170. Pbbt!Copy !req
171. Yes.Copy !req
172. Thompson? Derek Thompson?Copy !req
173. Yes. Yes, God. It's me.
Is that you, God?Copy !req
174. You're Thompson?Copy !req
175. You're God?Copy !req
176. No, I'm Tracy. I'm your
caseworker. What is this?Copy !req
177. How disappointing.Copy !req
178. Come with me, please.Copy !req
179. No, thank you. Thank you.
Fairy Krishnas.Copy !req
180. What are you wearing?Copy !req
181. I... I don't know what I'm
wearing. What are you wearing?Copy !req
182. Who is this guy?
Dream killer. I don't like your sort.Copy !req
183. What'd I do? Why am I here?Copy !req
184. Where am I?
No one likes your kind here.Copy !req
185. No one likes your attitude.Copy !req
186. The way you show up
acting strange. "Why am I here?Copy !req
187. What are these giant wings?"
Hey, hey! Do we have a problem?Copy !req
188. Yeah, we have a problem. You just
said, "Do we have a problem"...Copy !req
189. which has given us a problem.
Right.Copy !req
190. Tracy, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
191. Ah, what a pretty
girl's name you have.Copy !req
192. Heh-heh.
Don't laugh at that.Copy !req
193. That's strike two.
You don't wanna get to strike three.Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah? What happens after strike three?
Strike four.Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. We'll get your uniform sorted out
and then we can get you registered...Copy !req
197. and begin your training.
Training for what?Copy !req
198. Ooh, "Training for what?"Copy !req
199. You, Mr. Thompson,
are gonna spend some time...Copy !req
200. as a tooth fairy.Copy !req
201. Ah.
Yeah.Copy !req
202. "As a tooth fairy."Copy !req
203. Someone get him, please.
Calm down, everyone.Copy !req
204. He's relatively harmless.Copy !req
205. Everyone all right?
Really? What are you, fairy patrol?Copy !req
206. I'm 230 pounds of man. It's gonna
take more than eight fairies to get me.Copy !req
207. Get your fairy hands off me.
Is this fairy etiquette?Copy !req
208. All right. Okay.Copy !req
209. Where were we?
Help! Wake me up!Copy !req
210. I'm in a nightmare! Please!
Please, help me!Copy !req
211. The nightmare's just beginning, buddy.
Ooh.Copy !req
212. You want a shot at the title?Copy !req
213. Is that it? You feeling lucky...Copy !req
214. punk?
Hey.Copy !req
215. Maybe I am. Hold these, baby.Copy !req
216. I can't see anything, give them back.
That... It was a stupid idea.Copy !req
217. Oh, yeah. You want
a piece of this, huh?Copy !req
218. I'm ready to go.Copy !req
219. Hey.Copy !req
220. You just made a big mistake.Copy !req
221. No. Ooh!Copy !req
222. Please. You got a magic wand.Copy !req
223. You gonna pull a rabbit out of the hat?Copy !req
224. Fairy fight!Copy !req
225. Let's not get carried away.
Ooh! Now I got one too.Copy !req
226. I'm gonna introduce you to the
Hammer brothers, Sledge and Jack.Copy !req
227. Who do you want?
Who do you wanna meet?Copy !req
228. Oh! I can't see. Can't see.
Oh, dear.Copy !req
229. It looks like you picked
on the wrong fairy.Copy !req
230. Ah! Ow! Ah!Copy !req
231. I can see. Oh, magic wand.Copy !req
232. Oh! Oh, my gosh,
the magic wand go bang-bang.Copy !req
233. What is going on here?Copy !req
234. I'll tell you what's going on.
The sugar-dumb fairy showed up.Copy !req
235. He was gonna introduce me...Copy !req
236. to the Hammer brothers.
They're still in town.Copy !req
237. Stop it!
You're behaving like leprechauns.Copy !req
238. He has got such
a major attitude problem.Copy !req
239. Oh, I'm well aware of his
attitude, believe me.Copy !req
240. Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Hi.Copy !req
241. Sorry about the foul-up
with your outfit.Copy !req
242. Budget problems.
Tracy will take care of it.Copy !req
243. Who, him? Yeah, sure.
Mm-hm. Great.Copy !req
244. You, sir, are guilty
of disseminating disbelief.Copy !req
245. Killing dreams.Copy !req
246. Committing first-degree murder
of fantasy...Copy !req
247. which by fairy law...
Wait, is this because...Copy !req
248. of what happened with Tess? Listen...
Excuse me.Copy !req
249. I hadn't finished speaking. Did I look
as though I had finished speaking?Copy !req
250. Don't know.
Everybody's got British accents.Copy !req
251. You just interrupted me again while I was
admonishing you for interrupting me.Copy !req
252. Do I not look official enough?Copy !req
253. I don't understand...Copy !req
254. why policemen or firemen
don't get interrupted...Copy !req
255. but you add
a pair of wings...Copy !req
256. and suddenly all manners
go out the window.Copy !req
257. Shouldn't you be more in awe
of somebody with wings than without?Copy !req
258. You have no idea
what I'm capable of.Copy !req
259. I could just fly up into the air
and do something crazy.Copy !req
260. Maybe I breathe fire.Copy !req
261. You don't know.Copy !req
262. I'm sorry for interrupting you.
I didn't mean it.Copy !req
263. That is better.Copy !req
264. In order to pay your debt
to humanity...Copy !req
265. you are hereby ordered
to serve time as a tooth fairy.Copy !req
266. The normal sentence
is one week...Copy !req
267. but because you have the nerve,
the unmitigated gall...Copy !req
268. to actually call yourself
a tooth fairy...Copy !req
269. thus make a mockery
of everything we stand for...Copy !req
270. I'm sentencing you
to two weeks' tooth-fairy duty.Copy !req
271. Ha, ha. No, no, no.
It's unfair. No.Copy !req
272. Interrupting.
Interrupting again. Unbelievable.Copy !req
273. Take him away. See that he's properly
outfitted and get him into flying school.Copy !req
274. Uh... I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
275. Oh, but first,
you get to meet Jerry.Copy !req
276. Excuse me, Fairy Godmother?
I have one last question.Copy !req
277. Does this tutu make my butt look big?Copy !req
278. Yes.Copy !req
279. Huge.Copy !req
280. Ooh!Copy !req
281. Egg on the face.Copy !req
282. No, don't. No.Copy !req
283. Come on.Copy !req
284. All right.
Good. You got the male version.Copy !req
285. Give us a spin so I can see.
How about I give you a spin with my fist?Copy !req
286. What does that mean?
It's a threat.Copy !req
287. It sounds like you're gonna...
I'll punch you in the nose.Copy !req
288. You should have said that. Clearer.
What's that? Aww.Copy !req
289. That is just pathetic.
Just like a child.Copy !req
290. Chicken is fine.Copy !req
291. I don't hate your chicken.Copy !req
292. I like your chicken. I hate your brisket.Copy !req
293. Yeah, I'm coming. Goodbye.Copy !req
294. Never marry a leprechaun.
Oh, the dream-popper.Copy !req
295. Hey. Did it make you feel good
to lie to that kid?Copy !req
296. I didn't lie.
You told the kid there was no tooth fairy.Copy !req
297. Right.
Liar.Copy !req
298. Look, I'm sorry l...
"Sorry" is a beginning.Copy !req
299. Now, if you're gonna be a fairy,
you gotta be ready.Copy !req
300. Although...Copy !req
301. Come here.
Hm?Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. Dude, there is a pill.Copy !req
304. I mean, an amazing pill.Copy !req
305. You take this pill,
you don't have to do any of this.Copy !req
306. Really?
No, I was just kidding.Copy !req
307. You're mad. You believed,
then I took it away.Copy !req
308. Be mad at me, I don't care.
I have tenure.Copy !req
309. Come on, walk with Jerry.
Pbbt!Copy !req
310. Okay, here's your tool pouch.
Waterproof. A lot of compartments.Copy !req
311. You can get a lot of stuff
in there. You dig?Copy !req
312. Yeah.
Okay. This...Copy !req
313. Pbbt!Copy !req
314. This is your wand. Tooth detector,
radar jammer.Copy !req
315. Keeps picking up Radio Caliente.Copy !req
316. I don't know what that's about.
What's that?Copy !req
317. Magic generator button.Copy !req
318. Does whatever you want it to do.
But you have to believe or it won't work.Copy !req
319. So it's pretty much useless
to humans. And this.Copy !req
320. You don't ever wanna lose this.Copy !req
321. What is it?
Well, it looks like an iPod adapter.Copy !req
322. Right, so, what is it?
It's an iPod adapter.Copy !req
323. What's it for?Copy !req
324. Listening to your iPod.Copy !req
325. You get a free iPod.
Did you not ask for your free iPod?Copy !req
326. No. Really?
I'm just kidding.Copy !req
327. Yeah, why do you
keep doing that?Copy !req
328. I'm not well. I actually
just have a few months to live.Copy !req
329. Oh, you're kidding.
Of course. Would I share that with you?Copy !req
330. I just met you. Plus, you lie to kids.
Come on, we got business to do.Copy !req
331. Invisibility spray.Copy !req
332. Use it, nobody can see you
except other fairies.Copy !req
333. And this, dude, trust me.Copy !req
334. Shrinking paste.
You put a little on your tongue...Copy !req
335. you shrink down
to about 6 inches tall.Copy !req
336. You wanna do it?
Come on, let's do it together.Copy !req
337. Come on, we'll jump
into each other's hands.Copy !req
338. I don't wanna jump into your hands.
Really? Come on. Let's get small.Copy !req
339. Sometimes when I'm home
with the wife, right...Copy !req
340. I'll take a double hit.Copy !req
341. I get down to that big.
My feet dangle in the inkwell.Copy !req
342. Then when she's out,
I walk all over her body.Copy !req
343. When she wakes up, there's footprints
all over. She goes, "What is this?"Copy !req
344. I go, "Hey, I don't know."
See, when you're married a long time...Copy !req
345. you do stuff like this.Copy !req
346. All right, let's see. What else?Copy !req
347. Oh! Would you like a mint?
I made them myself. Here.Copy !req
348. Hmm.
Taste them. Come on. Really good.Copy !req
349. Go ahead. Taste it.Copy !req
350. Yeah, sure. Great.
Help yourself.Copy !req
351. These are good.Copy !req
352. Yeah, these are good.Copy !req
353. Dog-bark mints. Comes in very handy.
For what?Copy !req
354. Cats, mailmen,
dogs that come up behind you.Copy !req
355. Or if a kid you lied to comes after you.
How many times...Copy !req
356. I gotta say I'm sorry about that?
Six times.Copy !req
357. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry. I'm...Copy !req
359. I'm sorry, I was just kidding.
I can't believe you did this.Copy !req
360. Did you play without a helmet
or something? What is with you?Copy !req
361. It's like your brain is in a penalty box,
I'm telling you. And you got...Copy !req
362. the eyes of a shark,
but, like...Copy !req
363. deader. All right, listen.Copy !req
364. Cat Away. Important.
If you're not a cat person...Copy !req
365. this thing will come in very handy.
Yeah. Ah!Copy !req
366. I almost had a senior fairy moment.
Don't you move.Copy !req
367. This is my greatest invention ever.Copy !req
368. Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid
forgets everything for the last few seconds.Copy !req
369. Yeah, right. Come on.Copy !req
370. That's how it works.
How what works?Copy !req
371. Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid
forgets everything for the last few seconds.Copy !req
372. That's how it works.
How what works?Copy !req
373. Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid
forgets everything for the last few seconds.Copy !req
374. That's how it works.
How what works?Copy !req
375. Never gets old.Copy !req
376. You wanna fly, you gotta believe.
But you gotta learn to use your wings.Copy !req
377. "Use my wings." You know
how ridiculous you sound right now?Copy !req
378. Who's your hobbit friend
over here?Copy !req
379. Wait. You stay here, okay?
You have to learn from the best.Copy !req
380. And some dang fool
accused this guy of being the best.Copy !req
381. Me and flying
is just not gonna happen.Copy !req
382. I've got an old
hockey injury...Copy !req
383. so I probably got a bad, uh, wing.Copy !req
384. That's one I never heard before.
Mm. How's it going?Copy !req
385. What's up, man?
Want me to turn He-Man into Peter Pan?Copy !req
386. Don't get me started, homey.
What is that? Your secret fairy jiving?Copy !req
387. Maybe you didn't hear me.
I said I've got a bad wing. I can't fly.Copy !req
388. Ha, ha!
Put me down!Copy !req
389. D.O.D.?
Yeah.Copy !req
390. I'm cranking this baby up.
Put me down.Copy !req
391. I think you're ready
to practice the F.O.A.!Copy !req
392. F.O.A.?Copy !req
393. What's F.O.A.?Copy !req
394. Flying object avoidance.Copy !req
395. I throw something at you,
you get out of the way, okay?Copy !req
396. Oh, you better not
throw anything at...Copy !req
397. You wanna get in
on this, Tracy?Copy !req
398. Put me down! Aah!Copy !req
399. Imagine these are your responsibilities
and you're avoiding them.Copy !req
400. Bring it on!
Wimbledon!Copy !req
401. It's Hammer brother... Ohh!Copy !req
402. Raise your right hand, repeat
after me. I, fill in your name.Copy !req
403. I, Derek Thompson.
Swear to uphold and perform.Copy !req
404. Swear to uphold and perform.Copy !req
405. The duties, responsibilities
and obligations.Copy !req
406. Of a tooth fairy.Copy !req
407. Of a tooth fairy.
And that I will not drink and fly.Copy !req
408. Drink and fly?Copy !req
409. Okay, no, that's serious. That's serious.Copy !req
410. Uh...Copy !req
411. That I will not drink and fly.Copy !req
412. Welcome aboard. These coupons
are redeemable at the gift shop.Copy !req
413. Oh, maybe I could have
a fairy bumper sticker.Copy !req
414. All right, I concede. It's real.Copy !req
415. Fairies do exist.
It's too late.Copy !req
416. Your sentence begins tomorrow.
No, no, no.Copy !req
417. No. There's gotta be a way
to postpone this, like jury duty.Copy !req
418. I'm sure up here you have fairy duty
or whatever it is you have.Copy !req
419. I've got a coach breathing down my neck.
I gotta patch things up with my girlfriend.Copy !req
420. The interrupting thing. I'm sorry.Copy !req
421. Any assignment you miss,
you get another week.Copy !req
422. Huh. Hm.
And if you fail your terms of service...Copy !req
423. or tell anyone you're a tooth fairy,
your time will be extended indefinitely.Copy !req
424. Oh, really? I'm not leaving.
Goodbye, Mr. Thompson.Copy !req
425. No.Copy !req
426. Oh.Copy !req
427. I'm sorry.Copy !req
428. For what?Copy !req
429. What I said last night.Copy !req
430. Which part?Copy !req
431. All the parts that
deeply offended you.Copy !req
432. Okay? Everything I've ever said...Copy !req
433. or thought. Even before I met you.Copy !req
434. Hm?Copy !req
435. Hmm?Copy !req
436. Wanna come in?
Heh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
437. You can spend
that one-on-one time with Randy.Copy !req
438. Heh. Yeah.Copy !req
439. Let me go to my car and get something,
and I'll be right back.Copy !req
440. Me and Randy.Copy !req
441. All right. Yeah.Copy !req
442. I didn't know you could shred.
What do you want?Copy !req
443. I brought you a present.
Guess what it is.Copy !req
444. Is it a puppy?Copy !req
445. No, wise guy, it's not a puppy.
It's one of my hockey sticks.Copy !req
446. And now, after signed, "Your pal...Copy !req
447. the Tooth Fairy"...Copy !req
448. now it's worth a lot of money.
There you go.Copy !req
449. Okay. I'm just gonna
leave it right here.Copy !req
450. I bet you get a lot of chicks
with that guitar.Copy !req
451. Can we stop this now?
Tck. Stop what?Copy !req
452. You're just like
my mom's past boyfriends.Copy !req
453. Pretending to be nice to me to impress her.
No, you're wrong.Copy !req
454. I'm much better-Iooking
than your mom's past boyfriends.Copy !req
455. Big-boy pound
for trying to break the ice.Copy !req
456. No? It's going away.
I have to get back to practice.Copy !req
457. How about you come over to my place,
I could break out my old drum kit...Copy !req
458. you could bring your guitar,
and we could have a jam session.Copy !req
459. How about I just go tell my mom
you're actually pretty cool...Copy !req
460. and you stop trying to bond with me?
I'll take that deal.Copy !req
461. So you'll never believe what Randy said
about you after you left.Copy !req
462. He said that you were
actually pretty cool.Copy !req
463. Well, I am pretty cool.Copy !req
464. I'll say.Copy !req
465. Well, whatever you're doing is working.
So why don't you keep it up?Copy !req
466. Whoo.Copy !req
467. Hm. Who's "T"?
I have no idea. I don't know.Copy !req
468. What I do know is I would love
for you to close your eyes...Copy !req
469. because I have
an amazing surprise.Copy !req
470. Really? Okay.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
471. Close your eyes.
Okay.Copy !req
472. All right. Be right back.Copy !req
473. Is my surprise 6-foot-3
with dark-brown eyes?Copy !req
474. Oh, you'll find out shortly.
I love surprises.Copy !req
475. Get ready.Copy !req
476. Oh, I know you're right
in front of me.Copy !req
477. Keep your eyes closed.
Okay.Copy !req
478. Don't look. Everything's okay.
Oh! Oh!Copy !req
479. Don't peek.
Okay.Copy !req
480. I need some air.
What?Copy !req
481. I'm not feeling well.
Should I come...?Copy !req
482. No! No.Copy !req
483. Can you give me some Pepto?
Of course, where is it?Copy !req
484. It's upstairs in the bathroom.
It's way...Copy !req
485. upstairs.
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
486. Hello?
Hello.Copy !req
487. Who is this?
It's me. It's Tracy.Copy !req
488. Tracy who?
Tracy, your caseworker.Copy !req
489. Your first assignment
has just fallen asleep...Copy !req
490. so get yourself over quick
to 663 Shelter Cove.Copy !req
491. I thought that was a dream.
Think again.Copy !req
492. Derek?
Oh, no! No.Copy !req
493. Where are you?
Bushes. Don't come any closer.Copy !req
494. You can't see me like this.
It'll ruin your romantic image of me.Copy !req
495. Oh, honey. You are so sick.Copy !req
496. Oh. Whew. Mm-hm.Copy !req
497. Yeah.
I checked the entire bathroom.Copy !req
498. I couldn't find anything.Copy !req
499. Look underneath the sink.
Underneath the sink.Copy !req
500. Way back deep
underneath the sink.Copy !req
501. Okay.
Hello?Copy !req
502. You heard the rules.
You can't miss an assignment.Copy !req
503. Plus those wings will stay
until you get that tooth.Copy !req
504. Oh, man.Copy !req
505. You could clean up a little.Copy !req
506. My wing.Copy !req
507. Ah!Copy !req
508. Delicate. Well done.
I can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
509. It is happening, so get in
the house and fetch the tooth.Copy !req
510. No, no. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
511. Why don't you go in?
Uh, it's not my job.Copy !req
512. That doesn't make sense. You're a fairy.
You go in and get the tooth.Copy !req
513. I'm not a winged fairy.
I'm a caseworker fairy...Copy !req
514. which involves more responsibility.Copy !req
515. There's a lot of filing and putting stuff
in envelopes. It's tricky.Copy !req
516. Ah. So you're saying
you're not good enough.Copy !req
517. I'm not.
And they stuck you behind a desk.Copy !req
518. No, I'll tell you what they did.Copy !req
519. There's a lot of wing discrimination
in the workplace. Very funny.Copy !req
520. How you gonna get the tooth?
Maybe I'll wing it.Copy !req
521. Brilliant. How are you gonna get in?
On a wing and a prayer. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
522. This is very funny stuff.
Which wing of the house...Copy !req
523. should I start with? Ha, ha, ha.
Want another week?Copy !req
524. No. No, no.
I don't want another minute of this.Copy !req
525. So, what do you suggest, Einstein?
I can't fly, so do what?Copy !req
526. How about you shrink yourself down
and slide under the door?Copy !req
527. Just shrink and slide in.
Yeah, that's what anybody would do.Copy !req
528. It is, actually, okay?Copy !req
529. Is this gonna hurt?
Let's hope so.Copy !req
530. Come on.
And how do I get big again?Copy !req
531. It's automatic. From the moment
you shrink, you start to regrow.Copy !req
532. It normally takes about an hour.
Come on.Copy !req
533. I can't believe this.Copy !req
534. Eat it.
Shut up.Copy !req
535. Down the hatch.Copy !req
536. Yum, yum, in Derek's tum.Copy !req
537. Nice?Copy !req
538. Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
539. Ooh, not so brave now, little wee man.Copy !req
540. No, no, no!Copy !req
541. Wing jokes aren't so funny now.
The shoe's on the other foot.Copy !req
542. Okay. Okay.
You should shoe me some respect.Copy !req
543. I'll shoe you some respect.Copy !req
544. When I get bigger, I'm gonna slap
the glasses off your face!Copy !req
545. You "shoe-dn't" upset me.
Is that the best you got?Copy !req
546. Mm. Just take the money.Copy !req
547. Hey, watch it!
Don't throw money!Copy !req
548. Eh.Copy !req
549. My wing. My wing.Copy !req
550. Money's heavy.
Money's heavy.Copy !req
551. I hate this. I can't believe...
Oh, my wing. My wing.Copy !req
552. Okay.Copy !req
553. No, no. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
554. I'm the tooth fairy. Shh!Copy !req
555. The tooth fairy. No, no, no. Shh!
Aagghh!Copy !req
556. It's okay, buddy, we're coming.
Don't worry, sweetheart.Copy !req
557. What's going on? What is it?
Darling, we're coming.Copy !req
558. What's going on? Are you okay?
Ow.Copy !req
559. Honey, what's the matter?
I saw something.Copy !req
560. What did you see?
It was a little tiny man.Copy !req
561. Hope you're not hungry.Copy !req
562. Nice kitty.
Don't hurt me, kitty.Copy !req
563. I'm the tooth fairy! Ah!Copy !req
564. Disappear! Kitty, be gone!Copy !req
565. Derek?Copy !req
566. Carly?Copy !req
567. Come cuddle with me.Copy !req
568. No.
What?Copy !req
569. Going to bed. Still not well.
Hey.Copy !req
570. I'll call you when I'm bigger.
I mean better.Copy !req
571. Hello, fans. I'm Steve Levy
coming to you from the wolf den...Copy !req
572. here in Lansing, Michigan,
home of the Lansing Ice Wolves.Copy !req
573. We are about to see
the potentially historic debut...Copy !req
574. of an 18-year-old phenom.Copy !req
575. Mick Donnelly is just about set
to take the ice for the first time.Copy !req
576. You pumped up for
your first game?Copy !req
577. Yeah, pops,
I'm super pumped.Copy !req
578. It means one less game
until I'm out and into the bigs.Copy !req
579. I'm done being generous.Copy !req
580. This is my kingdom.
You're in my kingdom.Copy !req
581. I'm the king.
You know what you are?Copy !req
582. You're like one of those
little guys in tights...Copy !req
583. who run around the court
in a poofy wig.Copy !req
584. Mick the Stjck!
Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!Copy !req
585. Looks like you've been dethroned.Copy !req
586. This is it. Final minute regulation time.Copy !req
587. The Ice Wolves lead
the Roughnecks two to one...Copy !req
588. and the kid Donnelly
has lived up to the hype.Copy !req
589. He's still working on that hat trick.Copy !req
590. The puck comes back to the Roughnecks.Copy !req
591. There's a quick shot. Nice save.Copy !req
592. The puck goes into the corner,
and Donnelly's picked it up. Oh!Copy !req
593. Now he puts on the brakes
and spins out of trouble.Copy !req
594. Whoa! Look at him fly, Jim.Copy !req
595. He fakes another defender,
and here he comes.Copy !req
596. Donnelly's rushing up the ice.Copy !req
597. Oh-ho-ho!
Look at those moves.Copy !req
598. He's going through the Roughnecks
like they're a bunch of rented mules.Copy !req
599. Donnelly circles around
the Roughneck goal.Copy !req
600. He looks out front to pass.
Now he kicks it off the board.Copy !req
601. Now Donnelly clears himself
off the boards and takes a pass in the slot.Copy !req
602. He looks to shoot!Copy !req
603. Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!Copy !req
604. No, not now.Copy !req
605. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
606. Ohh!
Ohh!Copy !req
607. What a bone-crushing open-ice hit
to Donnelly. And he's down.Copy !req
608. Thompson was gonna clear Lembeck out...Copy !req
609. and suddenly instead, he just dropped
to the ice. No one even touched him.Copy !req
610. Hey, Thompson. You cost me a hat trick
and an interview on ESPN.Copy !req
611. Hey! Get over here.
I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
612. Hey! What are you doing?
Get out here.Copy !req
613. No, no, I'm very busy right now.
No autographs. I'm busy.Copy !req
614. Fine. I'll wait.Copy !req
615. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
616. Whoa!
What the heck?Copy !req
617. What's he wearing?
Check out Thompson's feet, boys.Copy !req
618. Whoa, Derek!Copy !req
619. He looks like a little girl hockey player.Copy !req
620. Disappear.Copy !req
621. No, no, no. Either you come out
or we're coming in.Copy !req
622. Yeah.Copy !req
623. One.
This is not good.Copy !req
624. Two.Copy !req
625. Three! Aah!Copy !req
626. What happened? Why are you late?
Where have you been?Copy !req
627. Don't talk to me. Shut up.
Why are you wet? Ugh!Copy !req
628. And I hate this job.
What's that smell? That's intense.Copy !req
629. I can't breathe.
That's too much.Copy !req
630. It's making my eyes hurt.Copy !req
631. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
632. What the...?
Mom, I'm home.Copy !req
633. Where's the kid?Copy !req
634. Be nice. Be respectful.
I just came out of a toilet.Copy !req
635. Do you think I care? Ah, mama
fairy. There is your tooth.Copy !req
636. You do whatever it is you do
here in fairy world with your teeth.Copy !req
637. Mr. Thompson,
according to your caseworker...Copy !req
638. you're not exactly embracing
the tooth-fairy spirit.Copy !req
639. Really? Is that what my caseworker said?
No.Copy !req
640. You called her.
Let me tell you something.Copy !req
641. My caseworker here
has wing envy.Copy !req
642. Not true.
It is true.Copy !req
643. I am a giant fan of all
the administrating.Copy !req
644. You hate this job.
I live for it.Copy !req
645. No, you don't. You hate this.
Will you two stop it?Copy !req
646. Just look at what you
have done to this family.Copy !req
647. Who are you?
Who are you?Copy !req
648. I don't know.
Am I home yet?Copy !req
649. Ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
650. It's not funny.
See the dog? His eyes were like that:Copy !req
651. You overdid it.
Fairy Godmother, who is your supervisor?Copy !req
652. Who's above you? Gandhi?
Who do I talk to?Copy !req
653. I wanna file a complaint now.
You have another assignment.Copy !req
654. Are you kidding me?
Sometimes there's a double-header.Copy !req
655. Tell me where the tooth is
so I can get it and go home.Copy !req
656. Oh, no, not until the child falls asleep.
Till then, I'm afraid you have to wait.Copy !req
657. Come on. I saved you a seat.
Okay.Copy !req
658. One kid falls asleep in the afternoon.
Another kid's up all night.Copy !req
659. Oh, I love a cup of tea.Copy !req
660. Mm. Good tea?
Refreshing.Copy !req
661. Oh, bull...Copy !req
662. Hi. You feeling
any better?Copy !req
663. Yeah, a little bit.
How about you guys come on up?Copy !req
664. Hi, Derek.
Hi, gorgeous.Copy !req
665. Actually, I have a really
big favor to ask.Copy !req
666. Tess and I just got
a last-minute invitation...Copy !req
667. To a beauty makeover party!
Nice.Copy !req
668. A beauty makeover party.Copy !req
669. I was wondering, because you're
getting along so well now...Copy !req
670. if Randy can hang out
with you for a little while.Copy !req
671. Please?Copy !req
672. Yeah. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
673. Super, thank you.
I'll make it up to you.Copy !req
674. Be good. Have fun.
Bye.Copy !req
675. That's awesome.Copy !req
676. I can see hockey's been
really good to you.Copy !req
677. Do you wanna hang with me or do
you wanna go get a beauty makeover?Copy !req
678. Pretty cool stuff in here, huh?
Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
679. Why don't you take one down,
see how it sounds?Copy !req
680. I don't want to.Copy !req
681. No, here. Give it a shot.Copy !req
682. Please. Don't.
Give it a shot.Copy !req
683. Let's see how it sounds.
Go ahead.Copy !req
684. That sounds great. Uh, I'm gonna go
check out the drums and the sticks.Copy !req
685. In the meantime, you just keep practicing
because all that is just awesome.Copy !req
686. Hi, Randy.
Hey, what's up?Copy !req
687. You sound pretty good.
Thanks.Copy !req
688. You gonna play in the talent show?
Kelly!Copy !req
689. There you are.Copy !req
690. Why you talking
to emo boy?Copy !req
691. Don't be a jerk, Ben.
Your dad's waiting. We have to go.Copy !req
692. Bye, Randy.
Bye.Copy !req
693. Don't think about talking to her.
You got it, loser?Copy !req
694. Okay.
You should put this away...Copy !req
695. because you stink.Copy !req
696. What are you doing with Randy's guitar?
I don't know.Copy !req
697. So you should give it back to him.
Okay.Copy !req
698. Now you can get out of here.
Beat it.Copy !req
699. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
700. You are in trouble now.
We'll see.Copy !req
701. Oh, I know we'll see.
Can you beat two pair?Copy !req
702. Call me and find out.Copy !req
703. Ooh. Big boy puts in
all his big-boy Doodles.Copy !req
704. Look of that. Me too. I'm not scared
because it's aces over kings. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
705. Flush.
No.Copy !req
706. Yes. Look at all these Doodles,
and they're all mine.Copy !req
707. Nice.
Mmm. Yeah.Copy !req
708. I'm gonna enjoy these.
Don't rub it in.Copy !req
709. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
710. It's about your body
and how it's changing, isn't it?Copy !req
711. What?
Everything that's happening to you...Copy !req
712. and your body now is natural.Copy !req
713. Are you growing...?
Ew, ew. No. No.Copy !req
714. Do you have a funny feeling...?
Stop.Copy !req
715. You'll start to grow...
Ew! No. Stop talking.Copy !req
716. Okay, okay. Well, you...
That wasn't what I was gonna ask at all.Copy !req
717. Okay.
It wasn't even close.Copy !req
718. Okay. All right. Big-boy pound
for not wanting to talk about puberty.Copy !req
719. Ew. Ugh. Oh.
Right? Yes, thank goodness.Copy !req
720. Believe me, I don't wanna
talk about it either.Copy !req
721. All right. What's up, seriously?Copy !req
722. All right. Well...Copy !req
723. there's this talent show
coming up at my school and...Copy !req
724. Okay.Copy !req
725. My mom thinks I should play in it,
and I'm kind of...Copy !req
726. I don't know.Copy !req
727. Well, maybe you should play in it.Copy !req
728. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
729. Yeah, you will be great. I heard
you play. You're really good, man.Copy !req
730. And the chicks,
they love guitar players.Copy !req
731. Mm-hm. Heh.Copy !req
732. We're back!
Hey, baby. We're up here.Copy !req
733. Don't tell your mom
I said that about girls.Copy !req
734. Hi, boys. How'd it go?
Hi.Copy !req
735. Well, your son cheats.
Does not.Copy !req
736. He absolutely does, and you look...
Gorgeous!Copy !req
737. You took the words
right out of my mouth.Copy !req
738. You guys hungry?
How about we get supper?Copy !req
739. Love to.Copy !req
740. Where's your coat, hon?Copy !req
741. Oh, no.Copy !req
742. Uh, you guys gotta go.
Is someone hurt?Copy !req
743. No, not hurt in a way
that you have to be worried.Copy !req
744. Both of you look beautiful.
I'll call later. I'm sorry.Copy !req
745. Okay...
Bye.Copy !req
746. Shrinking paste? Nope, not
that again. Amnesia dust? No.Copy !req
747. Flying? Ha.
Bad wing, forget it.Copy !req
748. Oh, hey, and by the way, your
all-purpose magic generator button.Copy !req
749. It doesn't work. It's broken.Copy !req
750. Here's an idea, brain-box.
Why don't you...?Copy !req
751. Don't touch my pouch.
All right. That was too much.Copy !req
752. What do you want?
Get out the magical invisibility spray.Copy !req
753. Okay? That's relatively
idiot-proof.Copy !req
754. Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
755. Ignore my last comment.Copy !req
756. Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work.
Your stuff stinks.Copy !req
757. Nice.Copy !req
758. Shame it wears off.Copy !req
759. Earthquake.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
760. Did you hear that?
Yes!Copy !req
761. Ghosts!Copy !req
762. Ooh-hoo-hoo.Copy !req
763. Are you lost? Can we help you?Copy !req
764. How would you like a little amnesia dust?Copy !req
765. Where am I?
Just go to the white light, my friend.Copy !req
766. Just go
to the white light.Copy !req
767. Nice doggy.Copy !req
768. Don't hurt me, doggy.Copy !req
769. What is this?Copy !req
770. It's a long and delightful story.
Where's the tooth?Copy !req
771. Can I get a little help here?Copy !req
772. That'll be all.Copy !req
773. You might just be
the worst tooth fairy ever.Copy !req
774. By the way, I need some more stuff.
Stuff?Copy !req
775. Stuff. The magic powder, the gunk.
I need some. Notify Q.Copy !req
776. No. No more stuff.
Well, that's brilliant.Copy !req
777. I have a week and a half left.
How am I supposed to do that?Copy !req
778. Sorry, we're running very low on funding.
And would you like to know why?Copy !req
779. No, not really.Copy !req
780. Because children aren't believing
as they used to.Copy !req
781. Oh, it's not just us.Copy !req
782. It's unicorns, leprechauns, dragons,
all those departments. Completely gone.Copy !req
783. If this trend continues...Copy !req
784. Tooth Fairyland will cease to exist.Copy !req
785. No child will ever again receive
a visit from a tooth fairy. Ever.Copy !req
786. No more visit from the tooth fairy.Copy !req
787. So what?Copy !req
788. You really don't get it, do you?Copy !req
789. You don't see
that children's fantasies...Copy !req
790. their abilities to imagine, are important?Copy !req
791. Why, it nourishes their very souls.Copy !req
792. It's the foundation
that allows them to dream.Copy !req
793. Dreams are bad. They're bad.Copy !req
794. They're useless.Copy !req
795. You're done.
For the week.Copy !req
796. No, for the night.Copy !req
797. Unless you wish to stay for fairyoke.Copy !req
798. Oh, my. No.Copy !req
799. Fairyoke. Like karaoke
isn't bad enough.Copy !req
800. Psst.Copy !req
801. Me?Copy !req
802. I got what you need.Copy !req
803. What's that?
The goods...Copy !req
804. the stuff, package...Copy !req
805. the bag, the bomb...Copy !req
806. the juice, the bing, the bang,
the Frisco special...Copy !req
807. pink lady, little drummer boy...Copy !req
808. Uh, who are you?
Ziggy.Copy !req
809. You can call me whatever you want.
Zigman, Zigmeister...Copy !req
810. Please stop talking.
You know, they want you to fail.Copy !req
811. What?
Think about it.Copy !req
812. You fail, they tack on more time.Copy !req
813. It's like credit-card debt, man.
They just wanna keep you paying forever.Copy !req
814. Yeah?
You really wanna play that game?Copy !req
815. So, uh...?
A thousand bucks.Copy !req
816. Thousand bucks? You're killing me, Ziggy.
How bad do you want this to end?Copy !req
817. Can I write you a check?Copy !req
818. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
819. You can see me?Copy !req
820. Oh, man.
This better work.Copy !req
821. Oh, no.
What is that?Copy !req
822. Aah! What are you doing?Copy !req
823. What did Ziggy give me?Copy !req
824. Big head! Really big head!Copy !req
825. Aah!Copy !req
826. Just stay calm.
911? 911?Copy !req
827. I just need the tooth.
There's an alien on my porch.Copy !req
828. You are amazing.Copy !req
829. Lily is ticked off because she had to send
another fairy to clean up your mess.Copy !req
830. I learned my lesson.
Never buy black-market stuff.Copy !req
831. I can't go another two weeks without it.
Yes, you can, friend.Copy !req
832. You just have to surrender
to a higher power...Copy !req
833. and take it one day at a time.
Hello?Copy !req
834. Caseworkers decide
who can see us and who can't.Copy !req
835. Which you'd know,
if you ever paid any attention...Copy !req
836. ever listened to anything I say,
but no. You're always, "Yap, yap, yap."Copy !req
837. Ha, ha! Shut up.
Hey. My friend.Copy !req
838. You really need
to get yourself cleaned up.Copy !req
839. If you want,
I can give you a pamphlet.Copy !req
840. Oh, and FYI,
your sentence has been extended.Copy !req
841. Lily tacked on another week,
so well done.Copy !req
842. Great. Just what I need.
I think it is what you need, friend.Copy !req
843. Listen, I can give you
fresh supplies right now.Copy !req
844. On one condition:
From now on, you follow the rules.Copy !req
845. You embrace the fairy spirit.
And you start listening to old muggins here.Copy !req
846. Fine. I'll be the best
tooth fairy ever.Copy !req
847. You keep running out on me
to see l-don't-even-know-who.Copy !req
848. And then you never call,
and when I do finally hear from you...Copy !req
849. it's to bail you out of jail.
What's going on with you?Copy !req
850. I wanna tell you, but I can't.Copy !req
851. Why not?
l...Copy !req
852. I just can't.Copy !req
853. Tsk. I know what this is.Copy !req
854. This is you acting out.
You're afraid of commitment.Copy !req
855. You're nervous about us
getting serious.Copy !req
856. Yes. That's it.Copy !req
857. You know me so well. I'm nervous
about how serious we're getting.Copy !req
858. What?
Mmm. Um...Copy !req
859. Mm-hm.Copy !req
860. You're a woman. And frankly,
you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
861. What?
Whoa. Ugh.Copy !req
862. No. I...Copy !req
863. No, I'm not nervous
about us getting serious.Copy !req
864. I wouldn't even think about
getting serious with you.Copy !req
865. What?
Ooh. Mm-mm.Copy !req
866. I freaked.
And, Carly, I love you so much.Copy !req
867. I'm scared of messing up
and I'm scared of losing you.Copy !req
868. Aww.Copy !req
869. I understand.Copy !req
870. I'm so glad you could
share that with me.Copy !req
871. Where can I get some of that?Copy !req
872. What are you doing?
Are you oiling up your abs again?Copy !req
873. I'm coming!
Hurry up.Copy !req
874. Hey, I've been stepped on...Copy !req
875. flushed, bitten and arrested.Copy !req
876. Will you stop complaining?
You promised to embrace the fairy spirit.Copy !req
877. Oh, I'm embracing
the fairy spirit, all right.Copy !req
878. But I'm doing it...Copy !req
879. my way.Copy !req
880. Hmm, I'm not sure that's in the rules.Copy !req
881. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
882. Shh.Copy !req
883. I'm just here for the tooth, sir.Copy !req
884. Just the tooth.Copy !req
885. I'll take my glove away. Shh.Copy !req
886. That's it.Copy !req
887. Now, just hand over the tooth.Copy !req
888. Nice and easy.Copy !req
889. Let it go.Copy !req
890. I said, let it go.Copy !req
891. Very good. You have a good night, sir.Copy !req
892. Hey.Copy !req
893. Who are you?Copy !req
894. I'm the tooth fairy.Copy !req
895. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
896. You got it? Let's go. All right, Mick,
how's life in Lansing so far for you?Copy !req
897. It's been good.
I'm the new blood of the team.Copy !req
898. Some of these wolves are getting
long in the tooth, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
899. When you say "long in the tooth,"
that would be a reference...Copy !req
900. to Derek Thompson,
the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
901. It's not a rivalry, you know.
I respect my elders.Copy !req
902. Has Thompson taken you under his wing?Copy !req
903. No, man, his wings are tattered.Copy !req
904. My wings are new and ready to fly,
and I like to do my own thing.Copy !req
905. A confident, young hockey player.Copy !req
906. Good luck this afternoon.
Thank you.Copy !req
907. The Ice Wolves dump
the puck and look to make a line change.Copy !req
908. Mick, get ready!
Finally.Copy !req
909. Hey, good luck out there, buddy.
Okay.Copy !req
910. No, I mean it.
I think you're gonna do great.Copy !req
911. You're the bestest hockey player ever.
Whatever.Copy !req
912. Mick, change, change!
Hit him, hit him!Copy !req
913. Yeah.
Come on, Floyd.Copy !req
914. Donnelly jumps into the play...Copy !req
915. and takes a cross-ice pass.
The Ice Wolves...Copy !req
916. charge across the blue line. Big scrum
in front of the net as these two rivals...Copy !req
917. start to get a little feisty
with each other.Copy !req
918. Oh, yeah. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
919. All right. Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.Copy !req
920. The puck goes into the corner,
where Nubin chases it down.Copy !req
921. What's the matter with him?
What's up with Donnelly?Copy !req
922. Get in there, Donnelly! Get in there!Copy !req
923. The puck squirts loose.
Now Donnelly picks it up...Copy !req
924. skates to the point,
looking to set up a play.Copy !req
925. Bring it up. Bring it up.
Hi.Copy !req
926. Oh! Donnelly takes a terrible fall.Copy !req
927. What happened there, Jim?
Who hit him?Copy !req
928. Someone hit him?
Anyone know who hit him?Copy !req
929. What is going on?Copy !req
930. What is he doing?
Stop it.Copy !req
931. Is he laughing?Copy !req
932. Donnelly, you okay, kid?Copy !req
933. What?Copy !req
934. Are you trying to test me, kid?
Get off the ice!Copy !req
935. Listen, you wanna play games?
You can head over to the daycare center.Copy !req
936. Get out of here. Right now.
Move it.Copy !req
937. So, what'd I miss?Copy !req
938. Why you bark?Copy !req
939. I'm not gonna be ready.
I'll get up there and blow it.Copy !req
940. You'll be fine.
We just gotta keep practicing.Copy !req
941. Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
Maybe I shouldn't do this.Copy !req
942. Well, maybe they will...Copy !req
943. or maybe you'll blow
the roof off the place, huh?Copy !req
944. Man, you're good. But you're
not gonna find out if you quit.Copy !req
945. You can't score
if you don't take the shot.Copy !req
946. Yeah? When was the last time
you took a shot?Copy !req
947. Listen, when I first started,
I was a scorer.Copy !req
948. First-round draft pick of the Devils,
playing in the bigs.Copy !req
949. So, what happened?
I busted my shoulder one night in Chicago.Copy !req
950. They sent me down to the minors
to recover, and it took forever.Copy !req
951. I got so angry and frustrated.Copy !req
952. One night, I got into it
with some meathead from New Haven.Copy !req
953. Knocked out a couple of his teeth,
crowd went crazy...Copy !req
954. and they started calling me
the Tooth Fairy, and it stuck.Copy !req
955. And I haven't scored in years.Copy !req
956. But I've got more penalty minutes
than anyone else in the league. Yeah.Copy !req
957. But, like, isn't your shoulder
all healed now?Copy !req
958. It's just not the same.Copy !req
959. But how do you know?
You don't even try.Copy !req
960. You can't score
if you don't take the shot.Copy !req
961. I'll tell you what. I will if you will.Copy !req
962. Okay. I'll take that deal.Copy !req
963. Hey.Copy !req
964. All right. Thank you.Copy !req
965. And another tooth.Copy !req
966. Hey. That must be good.Copy !req
967. That moment
when you hand over the tooth.Copy !req
968. Not that I'm interested. Just
wondering, you know, how it felt.Copy !req
969. Why don't you find out?
We've been through this. I'm not winged.Copy !req
970. Okay. Explain to me one more time.
Why can't you have wings?Copy !req
971. Do you know nothing about fairy evolution?
Fairy evolution. Who wrote that...Copy !req
972. Charles Darwing? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
973. Inspired. Brilliant.Copy !req
974. Um, according to fairy evolution,
some fairies can grow wings and some can't.Copy !req
975. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.Copy !req
976. Tracy, you don't have to have
wings to be a tooth fairy.Copy !req
977. Hey, remember, you've got all of this.
That is true.Copy !req
978. Somewhere in there, you gotta show them
your strengths. Speed, agility, flexibility.Copy !req
979. Right.
And how am I gonna do that?Copy !req
980. Around the cones, around the cones.
Quick feet, quick feet.Copy !req
981. No. Come back. Come back.Copy !req
982. Where you going?Copy !req
983. Look at the size.
Get over the fence.Copy !req
984. It's 3 feet high.
You're 8 feet tall. Go back.Copy !req
985. Ah! A dinosaur!
No, it's not.Copy !req
986. What the heck? Aah!Copy !req
987. Come on. Over the fence.
Ah! Oh!Copy !req
988. I'm all right. I'm okay.
I'm okay.Copy !req
989. You okay?
No. Good night.Copy !req
990. Aah! It's a child!
Why'd you hit the kid?Copy !req
991. They've got matching robes.
It's my worst nightmare.Copy !req
992. Don't drop me.
Yeah.Copy !req
993. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
994. I'm there. Ah! I'm not there.Copy !req
995. You look like a beautiful
reindeer with your legs.Copy !req
996. You're prancing,
you're prancing.Copy !req
997. Not on the kid, on yourself.Copy !req
998. Amnesia dust.
Amnesia dust.Copy !req
999. Yeah!Copy !req
1000. Dust, dust, dust. Up.Copy !req
1001. You sound great. You're gonna
kill them tomorrow night.Copy !req
1002. So, what do you think?Copy !req
1003. Wow. Nice.Copy !req
1004. That is bigtime.
Randy Harris. Talent show.Copy !req
1005. I like that slot too.
You think I could be a famous rock star?Copy !req
1006. Like Clapton or Hendrix
or Stevie Ray Vaughan?Copy !req
1007. You want it straight?
Yeah.Copy !req
1008. Okay.Copy !req
1009. You're getting pretty good, right? So let's
say you keep working at it really hard.Copy !req
1010. Then let's say you become
the best 13-year-old guitarist...Copy !req
1011. in your neighborhood.
Here's the deal.Copy !req
1012. Remember there are
a lot of neighborhoods...Copy !req
1013. with a lot of
13-year-old guitarists.Copy !req
1014. But somewhere, there's a
12-year-old who's shredding it.Copy !req
1015. I mean, he is killing that guitar.Copy !req
1016. Yeah?Copy !req
1017. You know what? Yeah. It's possible.Copy !req
1018. Cool.Copy !req
1019. Go get them.Copy !req
1020. Late in the third period,
Ice Wolves down four to three...Copy !req
1021. to the Arrows. Donnelly is getting
a breather, but having another great game.Copy !req
1022. The Arrows leading scorer, Crosley,
takes the pass, and he is on the move.Copy !req
1023. Mickey, your line's up.Copy !req
1024. All right, old man.
Got a fresh pair of Depends on?Copy !req
1025. Ah, you never know, kid.
I just might surprise you.Copy !req
1026. Ice Wolves dump the puck into
the Arrows' zone, change lines on the fly...Copy !req
1027. as the coach throws Donnelly
back in the game.Copy !req
1028. Allegheny's got the puck in their own zone.
They're crossing the blue line.Copy !req
1029. Change! Change!Copy !req
1030. And here comes Thompson off the bench,
replacing Goff.Copy !req
1031. Ohh!Copy !req
1032. Thompson knocks Crosley
flat on his back...Copy !req
1033. and kicks the puck in the neutral zone,
where Browley picks it up.Copy !req
1034. Thompson jumps back into the play
as Donnelly weaves around Crosley.Copy !req
1035. Now Thompson takes a pass right on
his stick as Donnelly flashes into the play.Copy !req
1036. It's a two-on-one with Thompson
of all people leading the rush.Copy !req
1037. Pass it!Copy !req
1038. Donnelly's screaming for
the puck, but Thompson won't give it up.Copy !req
1039. Pass.
Pass it! Pass it!Copy !req
1040. Pass!Copy !req
1041. Thompson looks to pass.Copy !req
1042. No, he fakes the pass.Copy !req
1043. He's got the top shelf wide open.Copy !req
1044. Mickey's open! Pass it!
Pass.Copy !req
1045. No!Copy !req
1046. What a hit on Thompson.
What is he thinking?Copy !req
1047. The Arrows have numbers,
coming up the ice.Copy !req
1048. They shoot, they score!
Damn it.Copy !req
1049. Jim, it looked like
Thompson was actually gonna shoot...Copy !req
1050. and he just choked.Copy !req
1051. You're not a hockey player.
You're a sideshow attraction!Copy !req
1052. You know what? Why don't you watch
tomorrow's game from the bench?Copy !req
1053. You bum.Copy !req
1054. Come on, boys. Come on now.Copy !req
1055. Here we go. Here we go.
Come on, let's start up.Copy !req
1056. Oh, great.Copy !req
1057. Hey, honey. How was your game?Copy !req
1058. Uh, not good.
Derek, guess what.Copy !req
1059. I have another loose tooth.
Good for you, honey.Copy !req
1060. What's the matter, hon?
Everything.Copy !req
1061. Nothing. You know, forget it.
Can we go practice now?Copy !req
1062. Can we skip today's session?
I just don't have it in me.Copy !req
1063. The talent show is tomorrow.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
1064. I need one more run through...
No, you don't.Copy !req
1065. No, I do need it. I just need a little
more practice. Just so I can get it down.Copy !req
1066. It doesn't matter what you do in the show.
You'll never be a famous rock star.Copy !req
1067. You'll just be another kid with a guitar.
Do yourself a favor and give it up.Copy !req
1068. Derek.
Look, I'm sorry...Copy !req
1069. but it's for his own good. Trust me.Copy !req
1070. No!Copy !req
1071. Come on, Tess.
Tess, let's go.Copy !req
1072. What is wrong with you?
Look, I had a bad day.Copy !req
1073. Had a bad day?
I had a bad day, okay?Copy !req
1074. No. No, that is not okay.Copy !req
1075. You are never gonna
speak to my children again.Copy !req
1076. We are done.Copy !req
1077. Carly.Copy !req
1078. You know what your problem is, Derek?
You can't say "what if."Copy !req
1079. And you never will.Copy !req
1080. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1081. Okay, okay, okay. All right.Copy !req
1082. Who wants to hear
some good news?Copy !req
1083. I do. Come on.Copy !req
1084. Why are you here?
Lily gave me this.Copy !req
1085. Huh?Copy !req
1086. Only a permit, but I'm on the way.
You should be on your way out.Copy !req
1087. I'm going to bed.
It's thanks to you.Copy !req
1088. We've gotta celebrate. I know a place
where the hot fairy godmothers hang.Copy !req
1089. Are you out of your mind? I just lost
everything that's important to me.Copy !req
1090. My girlfriend, those kids,
and I probably hung up my skates for good.Copy !req
1091. All because, like an idiot,
I bought into your tooth-fairy garbage.Copy !req
1092. Look where it's gotten me.Copy !req
1093. You make one effort
and it doesn't work out...Copy !req
1094. and suddenly
you're just gonna give up?Copy !req
1095. It's not supposed to be that easy,
and you know it.Copy !req
1096. I'll tell you what I do know.
I know that you don't have wings.Copy !req
1097. So that means you can't fly.Copy !req
1098. That also means that you can
never, ever, ever be a tooth fairy.Copy !req
1099. What happens if you try to escape
out a 10-story building? I'll tell you what.Copy !req
1100. Splat, just like that.Copy !req
1101. You know what's really sad?Copy !req
1102. The person you hurt the most
with all your dream-killing...Copy !req
1103. is not Randy or Carly or even me.Copy !req
1104. It's you.Copy !req
1105. Get out.
Fine.Copy !req
1106. Good.Copy !req
1107. Fine. Ooh-hoo.Copy !req
1108. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
1109. One twenty-four left in the third period...Copy !req
1110. with the Ice Wolves
still trailing one to nothing.Copy !req
1111. And Derek Thompson is still
completely in the coach's doghouse.Copy !req
1112. I don't think he's seen a second of ice time.
Here we go, here we go.Copy !req
1113. As he has all game,
Andreas Petrenko, the Mute Brute...Copy !req
1114. continues to replace Thompson
on the first line.Copy !req
1115. Face-off won by the Lumbermen.Copy !req
1116. Ohh! What a hit!Copy !req
1117. Donnelly steals the puck, and now
he's rushing up the ice short-handed.Copy !req
1118. Only Coletta can get back.
Let's go, Mick. Let's go, Mick.Copy !req
1119. This is classic.
Every move Donnelly makes...Copy !req
1120. Coletta's got an answer.Copy !req
1121. Donnelly shoots to his left.Copy !req
1122. Oh! He's got Coletta out of position
and Donnelly moves around him.Copy !req
1123. He's got the defenseman beat.
He shoots!Copy !req
1124. Oh! Hits the crossbar.Copy !req
1125. What happened?
They blew the whistle.Copy !req
1126. Back behind the play, Jim,
Petrenko got sucker-punched...Copy !req
1127. and I don't think he's getting up.Copy !req
1128. Thompson.Copy !req
1129. Go.Copy !req
1130. All right, here we go.Copy !req
1131. The Ice Wolves have
less than a minute to score...Copy !req
1132. and send this game into overtime.Copy !req
1133. Off the face-off,
it's Plattsburgh with the puck.Copy !req
1134. And they start their drive
as the clock winds down.Copy !req
1135. I don't know.
It looks to me like Thompson...Copy !req
1136. is just going through the motions
out there.Copy !req
1137. Oh, my!
Thompson just got leveled.Copy !req
1138. How could that not be a penalty?
He just got crushed.Copy !req
1139. I think the Tooth Fairy
just got a taste of his own medicine.Copy !req
1140. Look at Thompson, Jim.Copy !req
1141. He looks like he's got
some jump back in those legs.Copy !req
1142. Thompson's rushing across
the ice, and I don't think it's to make friends.Copy !req
1143. Well, this is gonna hurt.Copy !req
1144. Oh!Copy !req
1145. No! He pulled up, Jim.
He didn't throw a check.Copy !req
1146. Incredible!Copy !req
1147. He steals the puck and now is barreling
down the ice. Look at him go.Copy !req
1148. Ellis can't keep up with Thompson.Copy !req
1149. He's making moves
we haven't seen in a long time.Copy !req
1150. Who is that guy?Copy !req
1151. Thompson only has one
defender to beat.Copy !req
1152. Oh! He takes the stick to the face.Copy !req
1153. I think he's going down.
No, he stays on his feet.Copy !req
1154. He's gonna shoot!Copy !req
1155. He shoots!Copy !req
1156. He scores!Copy !req
1157. Yeah!Copy !req
1158. Yeah. All right, nice shot.Copy !req
1159. Hi-ya! Whoo!Copy !req
1160. Derek Thompson has not
taken a shot in nine years.Copy !req
1161. In one of the most amazing shots
I've ever seen, it ties it up at one all.Copy !req
1162. Call me the Mayor of Shockville.
Let's do it again.Copy !req
1163. Woo-hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1164. Hey, old man.Copy !req
1165. Not bad.Copy !req
1166. Yeah, Derek.
Nice shot, dude.Copy !req
1167. Way to go.Copy !req
1168. And here we go.Copy !req
1169. We're under 20 seconds as both teams
head to the center line for a face-off.Copy !req
1170. Oh, no.Copy !req
1171. The Ice Wolves win the drop.Copy !req
1172. There's a cross-ice pass
to Thompson, who ices it.Copy !req
1173. Why would he do that?
I have no idea, Jim.Copy !req
1174. No, I can't leave now.Copy !req
1175. This is my last chance to
actually play the game...Copy !req
1176. to go out the way I came in.Copy !req
1177. I could cover for you.
After what I've seen, you deserve it.Copy !req
1178. Thompson, what are you doing?
Who's he talking to?Copy !req
1179. Aren't you a trainee?
Isn't that breaking the rules?Copy !req
1180. Please, I've learned
from the best.Copy !req
1181. But I do think you should look
at the address before you decide.Copy !req
1182. It's Carly's house.Copy !req
1183. Hey, 14. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1184. Thompson, get back in the game.Copy !req
1185. I can go. Lily does not have to know.
But I'll know.Copy !req
1186. This is my house to take care of.Copy !req
1187. Let's do this.
How? You can't fly.Copy !req
1188. Good time to learn.Copy !req
1189. I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
1190. Go get them.Copy !req
1191. You wanna fly, you gotta believe.Copy !req
1192. No need to panic.
It's just a giant amnesia gun.Copy !req
1193. It's painless.
You won't remember a thing.Copy !req
1194. Don't you forget about meCopy !req
1195. You will.Copy !req
1196. Good luck finding your cars.Copy !req
1197. Psst.Copy !req
1198. Tess?Copy !req
1199. Derek.Copy !req
1200. Hi, honey.
Hi, Derek.Copy !req
1201. I like your costume.Copy !req
1202. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
1203. I was wrong.Copy !req
1204. The tooth fairy is real...Copy !req
1205. and it's me.Copy !req
1206. I know.Copy !req
1207. No, honey, I'm not talking about
the hockey Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
1208. I'm the real tooth fairy.Copy !req
1209. No, you're not.Copy !req
1210. You are the real tooth fairy.Copy !req
1211. It'll just be our secret, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
1212. Wow.Copy !req
1213. Randy?Copy !req
1214. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1215. I have to talk to you.Copy !req
1216. Go away.Copy !req
1217. Listen, those things
I said yesterday?Copy !req
1218. I was wrong.Copy !req
1219. I don't care.Copy !req
1220. You gotta keep playing guitar.Copy !req
1221. You're really good.Copy !req
1222. And nothing you love doing that much
could ever be a waste of time.Copy !req
1223. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1224. Well...Copy !req
1225. Even if I wanted to, I can't.Copy !req
1226. I smashed my guitar, remember?Copy !req
1227. Tonight is the talent show.Copy !req
1228. Hold on one second.Copy !req
1229. Maybe this'll help.Copy !req
1230. Whoa!Copy !req
1231. It's awesome.Copy !req
1232. How...? How did you do that?Copy !req
1233. All-purpose magic generator.
Wha...?Copy !req
1234. What are you wearing?
You'll find out.Copy !req
1235. In the meantime, put some clothes on.
We can still make the talent show, okay?Copy !req
1236. Come on.Copy !req
1237. Derek?Copy !req
1238. Mommy, Derek is the tooth fairy.Copy !req
1239. You rented a fairy costume
to make it up to Tess.Copy !req
1240. Yes. Heh-heh. That's what I did.Copy !req
1241. Hey, Mom. Derek got me a new guitar,
and he's taking me to the talent show.Copy !req
1242. What time is it? You'll never make it.Copy !req
1243. It's gotta...
Don't worry about that. We can make it.Copy !req
1244. You, that way. You guys, go up and get
dressed, and we'll see you over there.Copy !req
1245. Mmm.Copy !req
1246. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1247. Where's your car?
No car. Let's go.Copy !req
1248. Hang on!Copy !req
1249. How is this happening?
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1250. Yeah, but, like, how is it possible?Copy !req
1251. It all started one night. I got
a summons underneath my pillow.Copy !req
1252. What the heck is a summons?
A summons is like an invitation.Copy !req
1253. I got an invitation to Fairyland.
Fairyland?Copy !req
1254. It's where I got these wings.
I met this guy up there named Tracy.Copy !req
1255. He looks like a walking toothpick
with the eyes of a big tuna.Copy !req
1256. By the way,
I can shrink myself down to 6 inches.Copy !req
1257. Heh. Whoa. Heh-heh.Copy !req
1258. Pretty good.Copy !req
1259. What?Copy !req
1260. I'm sorry, buddy,
but I've already broken enough rules.Copy !req
1261. Randy, there you are.
We've been looking all over for you.Copy !req
1262. Get in there and tune up. Come on.Copy !req
1263. Ahem. Another tooth.
Thank you.Copy !req
1264. You're welcome.
I've got a concert to get to.Copy !req
1265. No, you skirted quite a few rules
tonight, Mr. Thompson.Copy !req
1266. But I took care of Carly,
I dusted Randy...Copy !req
1267. and Tess, she's only 6,
so pretty soon she'll forget.Copy !req
1268. And even if she doesn't,
at least now she'll...Copy !req
1269. She'll always...Copy !req
1270. Always what?Copy !req
1271. She will always believe...Copy !req
1272. like I will.Copy !req
1273. I get it. Dreams are good.
For everyone.Copy !req
1274. Oh.Copy !req
1275. Mr. Thompson...Copy !req
1276. I hereby relieve you
of tooth-fairy duty.Copy !req
1277. Ha, ha. You're good.
She's a pro.Copy !req
1278. Congratulations.Copy !req
1279. Put that away.Copy !req
1280. Hmm?Copy !req
1281. Um...Copy !req
1282. Um... Ah...Copy !req
1283. I... I tend not to do
the whole physical contact thing.Copy !req
1284. Oh, you like me.
I know you like me.Copy !req
1285. You do the whole
distant administrator demeanor thing...Copy !req
1286. which I understand,
but somewhere in there, you like me.Copy !req
1287. Ha, ha, ha. I like you, ooh.Copy !req
1288. Well...Copy !req
1289. let's not get frisky.Copy !req
1290. I really gotta go.
Yeah. Could you wait just one second?Copy !req
1291. Tracy, I need another word with you.Copy !req
1292. Uh, what's this about?Copy !req
1293. Anybody that can rehabilitate
Mr. Thompson...Copy !req
1294. more than deserves...Copy !req
1295. these.Copy !req
1296. Are these...?Copy !req
1297. It's your wings, Tracy.Copy !req
1298. Wear them with pride...Copy !req
1299. every time you collect a new tooth.Copy !req
1300. Ha-ha-ha! You're a tooth fairy, buddy.
I got my wings.Copy !req
1301. You got your wings.
Ha!Copy !req
1302. Here. You need this.Copy !req
1303. Little bag.
I don't know why I'm speaking like this.Copy !req
1304. Ah.Copy !req
1305. No? Uh... Um...Copy !req
1306. Thank you, milady.Copy !req
1307. This is great and I'm proud of you.
You're the tallest tooth fairy in the world.Copy !req
1308. But I gotta go.
Somebody's gotta poof me down.Copy !req
1309. Tracy, would you like to do
the honors or shall I?Copy !req
1310. Oh, so honors? Oh, a gift. Yeah.
I'm afraid not.Copy !req
1311. You're not gonna remember anything
that happened in Fairyland.Copy !req
1312. Why?
Because that's just the way we do it.Copy !req
1313. I'll never forget you.Copy !req
1314. I can't believe you
showed up at the rink.Copy !req
1315. It's just the way we do things.Copy !req
1316. Thank you, Tracy, for everything.Copy !req
1317. You big four-eyed giraffe.Copy !req
1318. Go back to the zoo.Copy !req
1319. Oh. And you get that head back
to Easter Island.Copy !req
1320. Hammer brothers are still in town.Copy !req
1321. Let me meet those guys.Copy !req
1322. You're my man.
And you are my fairy.Copy !req
1323. Could we e-mail or something?
We should be able to e-mail each other.Copy !req
1324. Do you blog? I'd love to read your blog.
I do blog. Wanna read my blog?Copy !req
1325. Do you Facebook? I could poke you.
I'd love to be poked!Copy !req
1326. Oh!
Yes.Copy !req
1327. Oh, there you are. I couldn't find you.
Hi.Copy !req
1328. Yeah, I was just at... I was...Copy !req
1329. I am so excited.
Ha, ha, ha. Me too.Copy !req
1330. Thank you.
You're welcome.Copy !req
1331. Hi, honey.
Hi, Derek.Copy !req
1332. Good job, Timmy!Copy !req
1333. Keep it going
for our last performer of the night...Copy !req
1334. Randy Harris!Copy !req
1335. Randy!
Whoo!Copy !req
1336. Whoo!Copy !req
1337. Go, Randy!
Yeah!Copy !req
1338. Whoo!Copy !req
1339. Way to go, Randy!
Great job!Copy !req
1340. Yay, Randy! That's my kid!Copy !req
1341. Hey, I was just wondering.
What if we got married?Copy !req
1342. Huh?Copy !req
1343. What if we got married?Copy !req
1344. Did you hear what I said?Copy !req
1345. I said "what if."Copy !req
1346. Yes.
Yeah?Copy !req
1347. We're getting married.Copy !req
1348. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1349. We're getting married.Copy !req
1350. Good evening, everybody.Copy !req
1351. Welcome to Staples Center,
the home of your Los Angeles Kings.Copy !req
1352. Now let's introduce tonight's
starting lineup for the Kings.Copy !req
1353. At right wing, number 13, John Zeiler.
Hey, excuse me. Hey, dude! Dude!Copy !req
1354. Hey, big daddy. Just wanna
shake your hand. I don't want anything.Copy !req
1355. Excited to see you back in the NHL
right where you belong.Copy !req
1356. Look at you now, huh?
Do I know you?Copy !req
1357. No, I'm just excited to see you
because I believe in you, man.Copy !req
1358. I believe in you, big daddy.
I believe in you, Derek Thompson.Copy !req
1359. In goal, number 32, Jonathan Quick.Copy !req
1360. And starting at left wing...Copy !req
1361. number 40, Derek Thompson.Copy !req
1362. Yes!
I got you a few of your favorite things.Copy !req
1363. Oh, thank you, Jerry.Copy !req
1364. It's not every day the boss
asks me to go off-campus.Copy !req
1365. It's about time I got you
out of that basement.Copy !req
1366. That's cool.
Did you see him?Copy !req
1367. Yeah, we're fine.
Oh, I miss him.Copy !req
1368. Oh! Yes! Knock him on his bum.Copy !req
1369. Ha, ha, ha.
It's like a whole new you.Copy !req
1370. I don't know why you like this.
You can't even see the ball.Copy !req
1371. It's called a puck.
Yeah, but you can't even see it.Copy !req
1372. I mean, something that small
moving that fast...Copy !req
1373. it'd be so much better
to get closer to it.Copy !req
1374. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1375. Jerry.
I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
1376. You're not.
I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
1377. No. No, Jerry.
I gotta do it.Copy !req
1378. I gotta do this.
Okay, I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
1379. Mm-hm.Copy !req
1380. I'm just kidding,
I gotta do it.Copy !req
1381. This is gonna be cool.Copy !req
1382. I love my job!Copy !req
1383. Huh?Copy !req
1384. Yahoo!Copy !req
1385. Whoa!Copy !req
1386. That was a rush.Copy !req
1387. Thank you.Copy !req
1388. I don't know why I'm speaking like this.Copy !req
1389. Kitty, be gone!Copy !req
1390. I hate this job.Copy !req
1391. Good luck finding your cars.Copy !req
1392. My wing. My wing.Copy !req
1393. Fairy coming through.Copy !req
1394. Ah! Ow!Copy !req
1395. Ohh!
Ohh!Copy !req
1396. I got the tooth!
I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!Copy !req
1397. I got the tooth!
I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!Copy !req