1. Aha, the perfect plot on paper.Copy !req
2. Wha...?Copy !req
3. Stop, thieves!Copy !req
4. Huh?Copy !req
5. Holmes. Holmes, I say.Copy !req
6. Holmes? Holmes?Copy !req
7. - You'll never guess where I've been.
- The public house...Copy !req
8. where word amongst the patrons is...Copy !req
9. another diamond robbery
has taken place.Copy !req
10. The third in as many days.Copy !req
11. By Jove, how did you know that?Copy !req
12. Elementary, my dear Watson.Copy !req
13. I can tell by the redness of your face
how many blocks you've run.Copy !req
14. Four and a quarter blocks,
by my calculation...Copy !req
15. which would put you
at the Rathbone Inn.Copy !req
16. Since there's been talk of little else
but the diamond robberies...Copy !req
17. I concluded
that a new one had occurred.Copy !req
18. I assume, in your haste, you neglected
to bring a newspaper for verification?Copy !req
19. Drat it, Holmes, sometimes my head
is emptier than my hat.Copy !req
20. Jerry, could you come in here, please?Copy !req
21. I say, Jerry, quickly now.Copy !req
22. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
23. Would you be a good little fellow and
fetch us the latest copy of The Times?Copy !req
24. Whoa! Watch it.Copy !req
25. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
26. What in heaven's name?Copy !req
27. Wha...?Copy !req
28. Um, thank you.Copy !req
29. Great Scott.
Who is this ruffian, Holmes?Copy !req
30. - Holmes, what is it?
- A potential case, doctor.Copy !req
31. - Are you free for the next few hours?
- I suppose so. What of it?Copy !req
32. I need you to accompany me
to the Bruce Nigel music hall.Copy !req
33. That's a rather seamy part of town.Copy !req
34. What is this about?Copy !req
35. Apparently, we shall find out
when we get there.Copy !req
36. And you two shall have to learn
to coexist...Copy !req
37. for the sake of this investigation.Copy !req
38. There's a yearning in the heartCopy !req
39. Of this young ladyCopy !req
40. Alone, so very far away from homeCopy !req
41. Across the big old pond
To foggy LondonCopy !req
42. To sing this little tune for you againCopy !req
43. There's a burning in the heart
Of this young bosomCopy !req
44. For a pleasure even treasured
By the queenCopy !req
45. Yes, Victoria herself
Has a few upon her shelfCopy !req
46. But my brolly is the best I've seenCopy !req
47. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Strolling along with my bumbershootCopy !req
48. Rain or shine, it's divine
It simply can't be beatCopy !req
49. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Nothing compares to my bumbershootCopy !req
50. Silk and lace, class and grace
My bumbershoot's a treatCopy !req
51. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Wonderful, fun-derful bumbershootCopy !req
52. In the park, on a lark
My gamp is tried and trueCopy !req
53. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Who needs a man with a bumbershoot?Copy !req
54. Good for walks, never talksCopy !req
55. And goes in a stand when I'm through
Woo!Copy !req
56. Mwah!Copy !req
57. Come in.Copy !req
58. Miss Red, Sherlock Holmes
at your service, ma'am.Copy !req
59. Jerry, behave.Copy !req
60. Oh!Copy !req
61. Dr. Watson, miss.
Dreadfully sorry about that.Copy !req
62. No need to apologize, gentlemen.
My admirers often act like that.Copy !req
63. But thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
64. I'm being blackmailed, Mr. Holmes.Copy !req
65. I noticed by the ring on your finger
you're engaged to be married.Copy !req
66. - I presume that's relevant?
- Very perceptive, sir.Copy !req
67. My fiancé is a well-to-do
high-society chap...Copy !req
68. who doesn't know
I work in this low-class music hall.Copy !req
69. Someone is extorting money
from you to keep your secret...Copy !req
70. since your fiancé would surely break
the engagement, were he to find out.Copy !req
71. Precisely. Every evening,
after my performances...Copy !req
72. I must travel a long distance
and drop off a payment.Copy !req
73. I didn't know where to turn...Copy !req
74. until a trusted family friend insisted
I seek out your services.Copy !req
75. - Where is your residence, if I may ask?
- The corner of Brighton and Lane.Copy !req
76. That's right behind
the Punjab embassy.Copy !req
77. - Doctor? Doctor.
- Yes, Holmes? What is it?Copy !req
78. I have just deduced the motive
for the blackmail.Copy !req
79. Do you recall the case
of the Red-Headed League?Copy !req
80. That was the crime perpetrated by
your arch-nemesis, Professor Moriarty.Copy !req
81. I think this case is quite similar.Copy !req
82. It's not really money they're after.
It's time.Copy !req
83. They need Miss Red to be away
from her home.Copy !req
84. I don't follow, old top.Copy !req
85. The most famous single jewel
in the world, the Star of Punjab...Copy !req
86. will be on display starting tomorrow
at the Punjab embassy.Copy !req
87. This jewel is especially light-sensitive
to the rays of a solar eclipse...Copy !req
88. which is to happen tomorrow
at 8:03 in the morning.Copy !req
89. Everyone will be there,
which is why the Star of Punjab...Copy !req
90. is going to be purloined tonight.Copy !req
91. - Incredible.
- We must get to Miss Red's immediately.Copy !req
92. Why, thank you, sir.Copy !req
93. You're sweet.Copy !req
94. We were lucky to get this assignment
guarding the Star of Punchy-jab...Copy !req
95. hey, son of mine?Copy !req
96. I can't tells you how proud I am...Copy !req
97. that you're following in your old man's
footsteps as a guard-type dog.Copy !req
98. I'm gonna learn you three lessons
of being a guard dog...Copy !req
99. just like my pop taught me.Copy !req
100. First, you gotta inner-spectorate the area
around the diamond...Copy !req
101. and make sure the floor
is all secure-like.Copy !req
102. Next, you gotta check the inter-gility
of the glass.Copy !req
103. Yup, solid as a rock.
A glass rock, that is.Copy !req
104. That's a good one. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
105. Oh, I get it. Heh, heh.Copy !req
106. Going a little too fast, eh?Copy !req
107. I'll try and slows it down a bit.Copy !req
108. Lastly, and most importantly...Copy !req
109. you always, always gotta make sure
the thing you're guarding...Copy !req
110. in this case the diamond, is safe.Copy !req
111. I know you're excited...Copy !req
112. but there's no need for conniptions.Copy !req
113. We already checked the floor, son.
That was lesson one.Copy !req
114. My boy, you still gots a lot to learn
about guard-dogging.Copy !req
115. Hyah!Copy !req
116. If my theory is correct,
and I'm certain that it is...Copy !req
117. there should be an entrance
to a tunnel somewhere in this house.Copy !req
118. - Ah!
- Huh!Copy !req
119. Good job, Jerry.
Give me a hand, doctor.Copy !req
120. By Jove, there is a tunnel.Copy !req
121. Sawdust. We're too late.Copy !req
122. The Star of Punjab
has already been stolen.Copy !req
123. They cut a hole right through
the embassy floor.Copy !req
124. Hadn't we ought to report this
to the police?Copy !req
125. At this stage, it would only
cast suspicion on you, Miss Red.Copy !req
126. I need to determine
who is behind this theft.Copy !req
127. And this may be just the clue we need.Copy !req
128. - What is it?
- A porcelain button.Copy !req
129. Unless I miss my guess, this could
only be the work of Brett Jeremy...Copy !req
130. a tailor in Lancashire.Copy !req
131. Come on, chaps.Copy !req
132. What are you doing, son?Copy !req
133. You're only supposed to ring the alarm
if something happens to the...Copy !req
134. Hurry.Copy !req
135. We must split up.
Watson and I will go to Lancashire...Copy !req
136. in pursuit of this button.
Tom and Jerry, I'm charging you...Copy !req
137. with getting Miss Red to my flat
for safekeeping.Copy !req
138. Watson, hurry.Copy !req
139. Here you are. Come on, giddyup.Copy !req
140. Shh!Copy !req
141. I think he's trying to tell us something.Copy !req
142. Excuse me, mate. That's my shovel.Copy !req
143. Hyah!Copy !req
144. Blimey, the tunnel leads
right to this house.Copy !req
145. Tom, Jerry,
there are constables in my house.Copy !req
146. You mark my words, whoever lives here
is the one we're after.Copy !req
147. All right, men.
This is the woman we're looking for.Copy !req
148. - Oh, yes. I'll say.
- I'll cover the whole area.Copy !req
149. Oh, yeah. Hey, when do we start?Copy !req
150. Pipe down now, the lot of you.Copy !req
151. I put you into teams of two
so you can scour the city...Copy !req
152. and find this hardened criminal.Copy !req
153. And in addition, the Punjab embassy
has offered the arresting officer...Copy !req
154. a handsome reward.Copy !req
155. All right, little buddy.Copy !req
156. Why don't you go pick me up
an extra pair of handcuffs?Copy !req
157. Sure thing, friend.Copy !req
158. Here they are, partner.Copy !req
159. Don't forget your billy club.Copy !req
160. - Oh?
- Huh?Copy !req
161. Hey, I think I see someone.Copy !req
162. - You do?
- Yeah, that way.Copy !req
163. Stop, in the name of my reward!Copy !req
164. I've got you now.Copy !req
165. All right, lassie, you're coming with me.Copy !req
166. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
167. Aw, shut up.Copy !req
168. All right, all right.Copy !req
169. You be waking up the devil
with that racket.Copy !req
170. Brother Jerry,
come to see me now, have you?Copy !req
171. What brings a scamp like you
to me humble house?Copy !req
172. It's sanctuary she be needing, isn't it?Copy !req
173. What about him?Copy !req
174. If he's okay with you, he's okay with me.Copy !req
175. Come on, my lady.Copy !req
176. So, what kind of mischief have you
gotten yourself into this time, Jerry boy?Copy !req
177. You know how I love to hear
your stories.Copy !req
178. Oh! The police are after you?Copy !req
179. The police are here?Copy !req
180. Hey, why are we wasting our time
in this place?Copy !req
181. Well, you see, it's a statistical fact
that criminals often hide in churches.Copy !req
182. Please, you must help me.
I'm innocent.Copy !req
183. All right. Come with me, lass.Copy !req
184. Ha-ha-ha. See?Copy !req
185. No redheads.
Nothing in here but candles.Copy !req
186. A good policeman always does
a thorough search.Copy !req
187. Ha!Copy !req
188. Huh?Copy !req
189. What now?Copy !req
190. I'm not sure.Copy !req
191. Do angels have whiskers?Copy !req
192. You two, make yourselves scarce.Copy !req
193. Oh, yes.Copy !req
194. Listen to this, Butch.Copy !req
195. Ha, ha. What an amateur.
Let me take a whack at it.Copy !req
196. Excuse me, mate. That's my shovel.Copy !req
197. Are you boys okay?Copy !req
198. Shame on you two.Copy !req
199. What's the idea leaving a lady all alone
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
200. The thieves are inside?Copy !req
201. Don't be expecting me to go into
that snake pit of dancing and laughter...Copy !req
202. and rowdy merry-making. Whoa!Copy !req
203. Unless you really need me.Copy !req
204. Hey, I wanna go. I think we should go.Copy !req
205. - Yeah, it's time to go, isn't it?
- Don't worry. We've got loads of time.Copy !req
206. There's a yearning in the heartCopy !req
207. Of this young ladyCopy !req
208. Alone, so very far away from homeCopy !req
209. Across the crowded pub
Right in the cornerCopy !req
210. You'll find the stupid louts
You're looking forCopy !req
211. There's a burning in the heart
Of this young bosomCopy !req
212. For a big old rock
That's hidden in his hatCopy !req
213. Yes, the middle one, you see
Holds the diamond treasuryCopy !req
214. But not for long, you dumb old catsCopy !req
215. Hey, waiter, where's my drink?Copy !req
216. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Strolling along with my bumbershootCopy !req
217. Rain or shine, it's divine
It simply can't be beatCopy !req
218. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Nothing compares to my bumbershootCopy !req
219. Silk and lace, class and grace
My bumbershoot's a treatCopy !req
220. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Wonderful, fun-derful bumbershootCopy !req
221. In the park, on a lark
My gamp is tried and trueCopy !req
222. Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
Who needs a man with a bumbershoot?Copy !req
223. Good for walks, never talks
And goes in a stand when I'm throughCopy !req
224. Hooray!Copy !req
225. Marvelous.Copy !req
226. Oh, spot on, dear.Copy !req
227. Huh?Copy !req
228. Oh, no.Copy !req
229. Boys, look.Copy !req
230. Oy, there he goes. Catch him.Copy !req
231. Oy!Copy !req
232. Oof! Got him.Copy !req
233. Get him. Get him.Copy !req
234. I'll take that.Copy !req
235. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
236. Thomas, the cats took Jerry.Copy !req
237. Poor Thomas. Are you okay?Copy !req
238. Well, now I've seen everything.Copy !req
239. Oh, there's something familiar
about those flying felines.Copy !req
240. "Cemetery property."Copy !req
241. Ah! That's it. Those three cats
are the local gravediggers.Copy !req
242. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I remember selling this button. To a cat.Copy !req
243. He bought it the day before yesterday.
An odd fellow.Copy !req
244. - Do you know his name?
- Oh, no. You know cats, quiet types.Copy !req
245. But I can ask him in a day or two,
when he picks up his trousers.Copy !req
246. Oh, my word.Copy !req
247. What are you looking for, Holmes?Copy !req
248. Almost anything, my dear Watson.Copy !req
249. - A goose feather. That's no good.
- A freshly plucked one at that.Copy !req
250. We find the fowl
this feather came from...Copy !req
251. and our thief's goose
is as good as cooked.Copy !req
252. Careful now,
those flying cats could be anywhere.Copy !req
253. Ah! My goodness.
It's the Star of Punjab.Copy !req
254. He's safe.Copy !req
255. More than safe, lass.
He's got ahold of something.Copy !req
256. That bloke may have got away
with the diamond...Copy !req
257. but at least we got the key.Copy !req
258. The key to what?Copy !req
259. Let's canvass this area, men.Copy !req
260. They can be anywhere.Copy !req
261. Those criminals are a wily sort.Copy !req
262. The reputation of Scotland Yard
is at stake.Copy !req
263. I don't see
how we'll get you to Mr. Holmes' flat...Copy !req
264. with these bobbies bobbing about.Copy !req
265. Wait. My dear family friend,
the one who sent me to Mr. Holmes...Copy !req
266. lives right in this neighborhood.
I'm sure I'd be safe there.Copy !req
267. Then what are we waiting for?Copy !req
268. Hello, professor.Copy !req
269. Why, Red, my dear.Copy !req
270. I'm in a bit of trouble.Copy !req
271. - May I come in?
- Of course, my child.Copy !req
272. The horse from the cemetery.Copy !req
273. That means the thief is in the house.Copy !req
274. Miss Red.Copy !req
275. Come on. I hope we're not too late.Copy !req
276. Now what are we gonna do?Copy !req
277. The key from the horseman.
Let's see if it works.Copy !req
278. Shh!Copy !req
279. Ah, here we go, my dear.
Some tea and biscuits.Copy !req
280. It's just...Copy !req
281. what the professor ordered.Copy !req
282. - I apologize for the delay.
- I can't thank you enough, professor.Copy !req
283. - I so appreciate your help.
- Of course.Copy !req
284. Will you please excuse me
for just a moment?Copy !req
285. Help yourself
while I check on a small annoyance.Copy !req
286. Is someone there?Copy !req
287. Look, it's all the stolen diamonds.Copy !req
288. Whoa!Copy !req
289. I've got it.Copy !req
290. Whoa!Copy !req
291. I'll take that.Copy !req
292. Miss Red, Miss Red, he's not your frie...Copy !req
293. Yes, aren't you clever?Copy !req
294. I am, in fact, Professor Moriarty...Copy !req
295. who recommended Sherlock Holmes
to Miss Red.Copy !req
296. I also ordered false clues
to be left for him.Copy !req
297. Because the only thing sweeter
than the perfect crime...Copy !req
298. is the perfect crime committed
right under your enemy's nose.Copy !req
299. You've got your diamonds.
What you need Red for? Let her go.Copy !req
300. Oh, the diamond robberies
were just the opening act.Copy !req
301. For the main event,
I'm going to steal the Crown Jewels.Copy !req
302. Oh, and one last thing, my child.Copy !req
303. Thank you, my dear.Copy !req
304. This machine you see before you
is a sophisticated heat ray...Copy !req
305. powered by these unique diamonds...Copy !req
306. which are able to intensify
the sun's light.Copy !req
307. I've designed it to work with the light
from a solar eclipse.Copy !req
308. When the eclipse occurs...Copy !req
309. this machine will send out
a powerful beam...Copy !req
310. which will be reflected
by a series of mirrors...Copy !req
311. to slice through the Tower of London.Copy !req
312. You're daft.
Sherlock Holmes will stop you.Copy !req
313. I think not.Copy !req
314. You see, I've sent your beloved
Sherlock Holmes...Copy !req
315. on a wild-goose chase.Copy !req
316. I've got him, Holmes.Copy !req
317. It doesn't match.Copy !req
318. Off to the next farm then, eh?Copy !req
319. I'm not sure, Watson.
Something is wrong.Copy !req
320. Maybe we should take a break.Copy !req
321. It is already morning,
and the solar eclipse is about to begin.Copy !req
322. Ah, we have such a fine view.Copy !req
323. The eclipse.Copy !req
324. The button, the diamonds, the mirrors.Copy !req
325. Watson, that's it.Copy !req
326. What's it, Holmes?Copy !req
327. He's going to steal the Crown Jewels.Copy !req
328. I pray we're not too late.Copy !req
329. Hyah!Copy !req
330. After that fiasco at the embassy...Copy !req
331. we were lucky to get this assignment,
my son.Copy !req
332. It's the easiest job in London.Copy !req
333. Nobody has stolen the Crown Jewels
since they were moved here in 1303.Copy !req
334. What is it, my boy?Copy !req
335. I'll teach you.Copy !req
336. What? He was asking for it.Copy !req
337. Hyah!Copy !req
338. - All right!
- Unh!Copy !req
339. Oh, no, no. I can't look.Copy !req
340. Whoa!Copy !req
341. We'll never catch him now.Copy !req
342. "Never" is not in my vocabulary.Copy !req
343. Hyah!Copy !req
344. Look, Butch.Copy !req
345. I bet those cats are
behind these robberies.Copy !req
346. Get down here right now,
you mangy fleabags...Copy !req
347. so I can arrest you.Copy !req
348. Hi-yah.Copy !req
349. Well, well, pussycats.Copy !req
350. Looks like youse and me
have got a rendezvous with pain.Copy !req
351. Never fear, my lady.Copy !req
352. Forget about me.
Someone has to stop this coach.Copy !req
353. Hmm?Copy !req
354. We've got him now, Holmes.Copy !req
355. A horseless carriage?Copy !req
356. Well, now,
I've just about seen everything.Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. Moriarty.Copy !req
359. You've arrived just in time
to say goodbye...Copy !req
360. forever.Copy !req
361. Shocking.Copy !req
362. Oh, dear.Copy !req
363. Ah!Copy !req
364. Mr. Holmes.Copy !req
365. The brake, it's broke.Copy !req
366. Time to fly, boys.Copy !req
367. No!Copy !req
368. Mr. Holmes.Copy !req
369. Mr. Holmes.Copy !req
370. A hand up? Anyone?Copy !req
371. Anyone?Copy !req
372. Thank you, my dear Watson.Copy !req
373. And it all worked so perfectly on paper.Copy !req
374. The best-laid schemes of mice and men
often go awry.Copy !req
375. Here you go, constable.Copy !req
376. Take him back to Scotland Yard.Copy !req
377. All right, come along quietly.
There's no point in resisting.Copy !req
378. Oh, boy. I'm excited.Copy !req
379. I'm going to get the promotion
and the reward.Copy !req
380. You know what? I'm happy.Copy !req
381. Dearly beloved...Copy !req
382. I'm so glad it worked out for Miss Red.
She makes a lovely bride.Copy !req
383. Yes.Copy !req
384. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
385. Heaven help us.Copy !req
386. That's right. I also do weddings.Copy !req