1. The Father of our Nation, Mahatma Gandhi
wasn't just the first 'Satyagrahi'...Copy !req
2. but, also the first
'cleanliness activist' too.Copy !req
3. Even though it's been 100 years
since Chaparan Satyagraha...Copy !req
4. we still couldn't get rid
of the filth in our country.Copy !req
5. But now, under the leadership of
Prime Minister Narendra Modi...Copy !req
6. Gandhiji's dream of clean
India will become a reality...Copy !req
7. on his 150 birth anniversary,
that is 2nd October, 2019.Copy !req
8. This is our small
contribution to his campaign.Copy !req
9. Our heartfelt
homage to Gandhiji.Copy !req
10. Once she starts insisting,
there's no way to turn her down.Copy !req
11. You just can't say no to her.Copy !req
12. So why don't you go
for a third one?Copy !req
13. I am not Farah Khan.Copy !req
14. She's already had triplets.Copy !req
15. But here, keep continue...Copy !req
16. And if you're so fascinated by the idea
then why don't you try for another one?Copy !req
17. Forget it...Copy !req
18. I've my hands full with
one 'Ninja Hattori'.Copy !req
19. By the way, Chulni, how is
your mother-in-law's knee?Copy !req
20. It's as good as new.Copy !req
21. No wonder she's been racking
her brains a lot recently.Copy !req
22. My mother-in-law has
lost her marbles.Copy !req
23. She makes me slog over the
sewing machine all day.Copy !req
24. I see...Copy !req
25. Well, speaking of machines, I've heard
Neelam goes on and on like a machine.Copy !req
26. What have you been feeding
your husband these days?Copy !req
27. Tell us too.Copy !req
28. She can't stop smiling.Copy !req
29. - Tell us too.
- Spill it out.Copy !req
30. Our husbands fall
flat on the bed...Copy !req
31. as if they were moving
mountains all day.Copy !req
32. Tell us...Copy !req
33. Where did you find
this magical herb?Copy !req
34. Tell us.Copy !req
35. Tell us.Copy !req
36. Oh, my... where did
you get that done?Copy !req
37. Well, last month he took me
to Delhi... for sight-seeing.Copy !req
38. We must get one soon too.Copy !req
39. Normally, men get us pregnant
and then forget all about us.Copy !req
40. Listen to my
mother-in-law? But why?Copy !req
41. She just needs a reason...Copy !req
42. You'll get a stomach-ache...Copy !req
43. Who is he?Copy !req
44. Oh, my...Copy !req
45. That rascal intentionally
flashed his light on us.Copy !req
46. - You are right.
- Rascal.Copy !req
47. No, you go, I can't come?Copy !req
48. Sonu has made a mess at home.Copy !req
49. Hey madam, won't
you let me pass?Copy !req
50. If I flash my dipper
now, you'll get furious.Copy !req
51. Keep flashing your
dipper now. Rascal.Copy !req
52. - Jaya...
- You taught him a good lesson.Copy !req
53. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
54. "There are many
beautiful girls.."Copy !req
55. "But all eyes staring at you.."Copy !req
56. Oh my, God! Oh my, God!Copy !req
57. "But what do I say about me..
Even the moon praises me.."Copy !req
58. Is someone going to lower the
volume of the television?Copy !req
59. It's pointless...Copy !req
60. "Oh my baby doll of gold.."
"Oh my baby doll of gold.."Copy !req
61. "Oh my baby doll of gold.."
"Oh my baby doll of gold.."Copy !req
62. Kakka... you won't
see more that way.Copy !req
63. Actually, son, I can see more.Copy !req
64. My number has increased.Copy !req
65. - What are you saying?
- Yes.Copy !req
66. - Kakka, let me take a look.
- No.Copy !req
67. - Just once... only once...
- I said...Copy !req
68. I hope you can see
all big and clear.Copy !req
69. Vidya, you just broke
our concentration.Copy !req
70. Scenes like these... makes
it a 'good morning'.Copy !req
71. Jagdish, my son... why did
you change the channel?Copy !req
72. - Why did you change the channel?
- Yes, why did you?Copy !req
73. If he can watch it in front
of his daughter-in-law...Copy !req
74. .. then you can also watch it in
front of your young daughter.Copy !req
75. She watches it on her
mobile, he on the computer.Copy !req
76. And 1 watch it on the TV...Copy !req
77. Instead we should
all watch it together.Copy !req
78. Why not? Let's forget all shame.Copy !req
79. - Listen Sunny...
- Huh?Copy !req
80. - I mean... what's her name?
- Vidya?Copy !req
81. Listen Vidya, I may
have a dirty mind.Copy !req
82. But I have a clean heart.Copy !req
83. And... one of the
most religious..Copy !req
84. .. and cultured country in the world
has one of the largest population.Copy !req
85. Kakka i had.. no
contribution in it.Copy !req
86. I only have one daughter.Copy !req
87. And for a fact, she's
so pampered...Copy !req
88. that she's still studying
when she should've settled down.Copy !req
89. Haven't you seen kakka's
Japanese degrees?Copy !req
90. Yeah.Copy !req
91. It's only natural for some of his talents
to rub off on his granddaughter.Copy !req
92. I wonder what good are these
Japanese degrees in agriculture.Copy !req
93. No one even knows
what's written on them.Copy !req
94. - And you know.
- You're spoiling our daughter.Copy !req
95. - Me?
- Stop all this right now!Copy !req
96. Don't you have any shame?Copy !req
97. "Fair boys... fair boys..."Copy !req
98. Sunny. Again?Copy !req
99. Not you..Copy !req
100. "I sway my hips and dance. I
wear my earrings and dance."Copy !req
101. Is it her birthday today?Copy !req
102. You're going to look stunning
in your wedding dress.Copy !req
103. Even you'll look quite
appealing in your suit.Copy !req
104. Keshav, why do you keep playing
with my thumb all the time?Copy !req
105. Can't help it, baby. That's as
far as I am destined to get.Copy !req
106. Never imagined we'll be getting
married on the same day...Copy !req
107. but to different people.Copy !req
108. Naru's calling. Here.Copy !req
109. - Yeah, go on.
- Radhe-Radhe, brother.Copy !req
110. Only five more minutes before
the Auspicious time to start.Copy !req
111. Are you planning
on starting a war?Copy !req
112. The bride's family is waiting.Copy !req
113. Be quiet... you make it sound like
I am marrying Mallika Sherawat.Copy !req
114. Doesn't matter... at least
she has the same name.Copy !req
115. You see... the wedding cards
have been distributed...Copy !req
116. guests have arrived and the
procession is ready to leave.Copy !req
117. So... where are you?Copy !req
118. - Naru.
- Yes.Copy !req
119. Is that Keshav?Copy !req
120. Tell him, if we miss
this auspicious day...Copy !req
121. the next auspicious date
comes only after 36 years.Copy !req
122. Tell him.Copy !req
123. I'm sure you heard everything.Copy !req
124. Tell him... I'm going
through a break-up.Copy !req
125. This will take time.Copy !req
126. So... what are your plans
for your wedding night?Copy !req
127. What about you?Copy !req
128. Don't forget to take the
glass of milk on time.Copy !req
129. Forget it...Copy !req
130. Your beloved wife will bring
an entire milk dairy with her.Copy !req
131. Well, then I'll send you all
the cottage-cheese you want.Copy !req
132. My God, cottage cheese
makes you blush.Copy !req
133. I wonder what you'll
do if I say cream?Copy !req
134. Well, that's the end
of this love-story.Copy !req
135. Now go marry your groom.Copy !req
136. I wish you had mustered some
courage to talk to your father...Copy !req
137. then you would be
getting married to me.Copy !req
138. And not with that Mallika.Copy !req
139. Doesn't matter... we both
had our share of fun.Copy !req
140. We had some really good
time together, right.Copy !req
141. Listen... we'll keep meeting even
after the wedding, won't we?Copy !req
142. After the wedding... never!Copy !req
143. I have a strict policy...Copy !req
144. Never fiddle around with
someone's television or wife...Copy !req
145. You'll get the shock
of your life.Copy !req
146. Oh my boy of principles.Copy !req
147. Are you going to post your
wedding photos on Facebook?Copy !req
148. I will, sis...Copy !req
149. Get lost. Go marry
that milk-maid.Copy !req
150. Radhe-Radhe, brother. Brother,
father is very furious.Copy !req
151. Then ask father to sit
at the dais in my place.Copy !req
152. Guess you're in a
bad mood today.Copy !req
153. But this is amazing...Copy !req
154. You give those girls
driving lessons, but...Copy !req
155. they switch partners when
they need a permanent driver.Copy !req
156. You know what, the day I
find my kind of girl...Copy !req
157. I swear I will rattle
Panditji's world.Copy !req
158. You can say anything
you like out here.Copy !req
159. Because you can't say a
word in front of father.Copy !req
160. Come, brother. Time to suit up.Copy !req
161. Sister-in-law Mallika
beckons you.Copy !req
162. "Mallika is all grown up..."Copy !req
163. "... like a dairy of milk."Copy !req
164. Come, Sister-in-law.Copy !req
165. He's Manglik.Copy !req
166. Plus, the planets and stars in
his birth-chart are unfavorable.Copy !req
167. Only this Buffalo can
save his life now.Copy !req
168. Congratulations.Copy !req
169. Finally, there's some hope
for Keshav to get married.Copy !req
170. Only when we find someone with
two thumbs on her left hand...Copy !req
171. can he get married?Copy !req
172. - I see?
- Yes...Copy !req
173. Bless you. Bless you two.Copy !req
174. Great...Copy !req
175. That's called moving up in life.Copy !req
176. From Mallika the Buffalo to
Mallika the sister-in-law.Copy !req
177. Congratulations, brother Keshav.Copy !req
178. Naru!Copy !req
179. - Naru.
- Yes.Copy !req
180. - Where are you, you numbskull?
- Coming, father.Copy !req
181. Have you got ants
in your pant...Copy !req
182. that you're running
around like this. Huh!Copy !req
183. The shipment hasn't arrived yet.Copy !req
184. Well, father, we've already
placed an order for cycle chains.Copy !req
185. Brother and I will catch a train and
go buy those tubes for the cycles.Copy !req
186. The accounts are in a mess.Copy !req
187. It's hard to believe
there's a discrepancy...Copy !req
188. on brother Keshav's
watch, father.Copy !req
189. Really? Where is your brother?Copy !req
190. Enjoying his honeymoon?Copy !req
191. - Tell him.
- Yes, father.Copy !req
192. This week I will
sit in the shop...Copy !req
193. Chandu will take an off, and
you two will do the cooking.Copy !req
194. Okay father...Copy !req
195. But father...Copy !req
196. - Radhe-Radhe, brother.
- Rad he-Rad he.Copy !req
197. Cooking bread, are you?Copy !req
198. You know what, I can't see
you in this predicament.Copy !req
199. Should I call
sister-in-law instead?Copy !req
200. She will cook bread for you.Copy !req
201. You're pulling my
leg, aren't you?Copy !req
202. You see... your
sister-in-law has solved...Copy !req
203. - ... half the problems in my birth-chart.
- Yes.Copy !req
204. I've 50% chances of
getting married now.Copy !req
205. Now just wait and watch when I bring
a beautiful and smart wife, like me.Copy !req
206. I'll even cook bread for her.Copy !req
207. And you'll be fuming
with jealousy.Copy !req
208. Let's not get so far
ahead of ourselves.Copy !req
209. Did you forget about
father's second condition?Copy !req
210. Where will you find
someone with two thumbs?Copy !req
211. Will she descend from the sky?Copy !req
212. Take my advice, brother.Copy !req
213. Forsake all hopes
of getting married.Copy !req
214. And you should mourn instead.Copy !req
215. Even the children of your friends
are now going to school.Copy !req
216. And that Kabir Bedi got
married for the fourth time.Copy !req
217. And you couldn't even find one.Copy !req
218. It's not your cup of tea.Copy !req
219. You're going to
die a bachelor...Copy !req
220. That's the limit.Copy !req
221. Can't we brothers
talk in private?Copy !req
222. Why does sister-in-law keep
getting offended all the time?Copy !req
223. - Uncle, move aside.
- Yes, dear.Copy !req
224. Everyone's standing in the way.Copy !req
225. I'll just make a quick
visit to the toilet.Copy !req
226. I'm coming too.Copy !req
227. - Yuck...
- What happened?Copy !req
228. At least let me pee
in peace, madam.Copy !req
229. Disgusting people... why
can't they lock the door?Copy !req
230. Men think why should
we lock the door?Copy !req
231. Real maturity is about
peeing with the doors open.Copy !req
232. - No shame at all.
- Right...Copy !req
233. They knew the door was open...Copy !req
234. but thought it was against
their pride to knock.Copy !req
235. Wouldn't you call
that impolite, Naru?Copy !req
236. This isn't your house's main
door that we need to knock?Copy !req
237. Of course not, it's a garden...Copy !req
238. where you can take
a stroll freely.Copy !req
239. Hey brother, talk to me.Copy !req
240. Get it?Copy !req
241. What are you staring at?
I am talking to you.Copy !req
242. Hey, brother...Copy !req
243. Call me rude, but don't
call me brother.Copy !req
244. Look at your age.Copy !req
245. Are you going to teach
this to your children too?Copy !req
246. How can I have kids?Copy !req
247. I am still a bachelor-.Copy !req
248. I see... no wonder.Copy !req
249. No wonder he looks so desperate.Copy !req
250. Move.Copy !req
251. I said move.Copy !req
252. You didn't even wash
your hands. Yuck.Copy !req
253. She just publicly
humiliated you.Copy !req
254. Doesn't matter, Naru.Copy !req
255. It's my fault, so I
must pay the price.Copy !req
256. What a big heart?Copy !req
257. I washed my hands.Copy !req
258. Are you crazy?Copy !req
259. He just splashed
water in my eye.Copy !req
260. Crazy man.Copy !req
261. Hey...Copy !req
262. "May no one throw
stones, at my lover.."Copy !req
263. Come, the station has
arrived. Let's go.Copy !req
264. Great... you're here.Copy !req
265. - Here you go, Uncle.
- Get down.Copy !req
266. - Your cycle has arrived.
- Okay.Copy !req
267. On-time delivery.Copy !req
268. Bravo...Copy !req
269. Did the blunder. What is this?Copy !req
270. What happened, uncle?Copy !req
271. I asked for Sunny Leone...Copy !req
272. but you got me
Sunny Deol instead.Copy !req
273. Did he ask for a lady's cycle?Copy !req
274. I don't remember. Maybe...Copy !req
275. What do you mean you
can't remember?Copy !req
276. - Check the order again.
- We're checking, again.Copy !req
277. Please do.Copy !req
278. No need to worry, uncle.Copy !req
279. You must have a saw at home.Copy !req
280. - Just cut off that middle rod.
- That's right.Copy !req
281. - And it will be a lady's cycle.
- Right.Copy !req
282. And uncle, you can use that rod
to drive away the monkeys.Copy !req
283. Get on...Copy !req
284. - That's no way to do business.
- This is how we do it.Copy !req
285. Listen... Radhe Cycle,
this isn't right.Copy !req
286. - Get lost.
- I will not spare you.Copy !req
287. Brother, it's that way.
What are you doing?Copy !req
288. What's going on?Copy !req
289. Attending to the customer.Copy !req
290. Come on... get the saw.Copy !req
291. We'll cut off that rod.Copy !req
292. What made you change your mind?Copy !req
293. - You were leaving.
- What's going on here?Copy !req
294. Did you buy a new cycle for me?Copy !req
295. I thought I'll give
you a surprise.Copy !req
296. But these guys from
Radhe Cycle...Copy !req
297. - Listen.
- Yes.Copy !req
298. I've found that thief who's
been stealing our clothes.Copy !req
299. Coming.Copy !req
300. It's amazing.Copy !req
301. Well, it was supposed
to be a lady's cycle...Copy !req
302. but we mixed up the order...Copy !req
303. Why are you going off-track now?Copy !req
304. You?Copy !req
305. The rude guy from the bathroom.Copy !req
306. No, I'm the cycle guy.Copy !req
307. Your father ordered
a lady's cycle...Copy !req
308. but we got a gents
cycle instead.Copy !req
309. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
310. This one's a gents cycle,
isn't it? I'll keep it.Copy !req
311. How can you keep it?Copy !req
312. - It's our fault, we'll fix it.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
313. I like this design,
I'll keep this one.Copy !req
314. This isn't a joke. How are
you going to ride this?Copy !req
315. There's a rod in the middle.Copy !req
316. - Hey, Radhe Cycle...
- Keshav.Copy !req
317. Whatever your name is?Copy !req
318. Try to keep an open mind,
not the bathroom's door.Copy !req
319. For your kind information...Copy !req
320. what did women wear when
cycles were invented in 1860?Copy !req
321. Dresses.Copy !req
322. And the rod in the middle was
removed for their safety.Copy !req
323. And what do we wear now?Copy !req
324. - What?
- Jeans.Copy !req
325. So the rod doesn't matter.Copy !req
326. Her general knowledge
is better than yours.Copy !req
327. Doesn't matter... she's a female.
You spoke really well, madam.Copy !req
328. But after 1860, in 1885
came safety cycles...Copy !req
329. which had a chain
and peddle as well.Copy !req
330. Ladies got their freedom
of movement after that.Copy !req
331. Great...Copy !req
332. - Yes, but...
- I'm on your side, madam.Copy !req
333. I don't differentiate
between ladies and gents.Copy !req
334. That's why I prefer trains.Copy !req
335. There are no separate toilets
for ladies and gents.Copy !req
336. - But you must lock them.
- Of course.Copy !req
337. Whether it's a ladies or gents.Copy !req
338. Well, that's enough
lesson for one day.Copy !req
339. No... please go on,
I am loving it.Copy !req
340. Jaya, what happened?Copy !req
341. What's wrong? You're still here.Copy !req
342. Well, uncle, I was
just leaving...Copy !req
343. Jaya got me talking.Copy !req
344. - Shall we go now?
- Yes.Copy !req
345. Okay, uncle...Copy !req
346. Hold it.Copy !req
347. If you ever have a problem,
just give me a call.Copy !req
348. Yes.Copy !req
349. My personal mobile number is
written behind this cycle.Copy !req
350. - Give it to your entire family.
- Yes.Copy !req
351. - I forgot to shift gears.
- Yes.Copy !req
352. See you... Okay.Copy !req
353. Papa“.Copy !req
354. Brother... it's falling...Copy !req
355. What are you doing? Can't you
see through those glasses?Copy !req
356. What happened?Copy !req
357. What happened?Copy !req
358. Is that her or am I
imagining things?Copy !req
359. That's her alright?Copy !req
360. She's a topper.Copy !req
361. Don't even think about her.Copy !req
362. Do you have the number of
Kanhaiyya, the computer guy?Copy !req
363. Yes will get it.Copy !req
364. "Since the day we met..."Copy !req
365. can't stop smiling."Copy !req
366. "I keep telling
everyone... I see."Copy !req
367. "Stay away from this fantasy
or life will be doomed."Copy !req
368. "Quit smiling, silly.."
- Brother, give me tea.Copy !req
369. ".. or I'll fall in love."
- Madam, tea.Copy !req
370. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
371. Bloody thief.Copy !req
372. Hello. How are you, Vasudev?Copy !req
373. Where are you?Copy !req
374. Madam, what's the time?Copy !req
375. - 9:00.
- Thank you.Copy !req
376. Yes.Copy !req
377. "I used to feel... love's
too far-fetched for me..."Copy !req
378. "... because I had no dreams."Copy !req
379. "But since we met, I feel
a little unrestrained."Copy !req
380. "I feel like I'm
lost in your eyes."Copy !req
381. "Like sandalwood gets
dissolved in water."Copy !req
382. She has only five fingers.Copy !req
383. "The heart's willing
to do anything."Copy !req
384. Move.Copy !req
385. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
386. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
387. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
388. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
389. - Jaya.
- Yes.Copy !req
390. Isn't that you?Copy !req
391. Why that...Copy !req
392. Where is he?Copy !req
393. Where's that bloody Radhe cycle?Copy !req
394. Why...Copy !req
395. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
396. Kuldeep, get a cup
of tea for ma'am.Copy !req
397. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
398. With whose permission
did you put that up?Copy !req
399. With whose permission did
you take my picture?Copy !req
400. You think you're smart?Copy !req
401. I'll shut down Radhe
Cycles for good.Copy !req
402. Cancel the tea, get a cold drink.
Calm down, madam, calm down.Copy !req
403. You're a topper. I really
care about education.Copy !req
404. It's just a marketing strategy.Copy !req
405. I swear since we put your face on the
hoarding, sales have gone up 8%.Copy !req
406. And it's also sending a
message to the girls.Copy !req
407. Whatever... I didn't top my
class to increase your sales.Copy !req
408. - I know...
- Then know this.Copy !req
409. If you don't take all the
posters down by tomorrow...Copy !req
410. you will be in big trouble.Copy !req
411. Moron!Copy !req
412. Madam, you... forgot your phone.Copy !req
413. As well as my mobile
number in it.Copy !req
414. Yes, Anu.Copy !req
415. Brother, I did exactly
like you said.Copy !req
416. But that Jeetu is
terrified of his father.Copy !req
417. He says he won't elope with me.Copy !req
418. Did he lose a leg?Copy !req
419. Why won't he elope with you?Copy !req
420. Of course, he will.Copy !req
421. Get two tickets for
Gorakhpur Express. Yeah...Copy !req
422. Pack your bags and get
to the station tonight.Copy !req
423. I'll handle the rest.Copy !req
424. - But will Jeetu show up?
- Give me my phone.Copy !req
425. Give me my phone.Copy !req
426. You're such a disgusting man.Copy !req
427. You're advising
someone to run away.Copy !req
428. - Who are you talking to, brother?
- Hold on.Copy !req
429. She's my cousin.Copy !req
430. Whether I give her my advice, or
anything else why does it matter to you?Copy !req
431. - Anu.
- Mad.Copy !req
432. - Yes, brother.
- From Gorakhpur head straight to Nepal.Copy !req
433. Nepal?Copy !req
434. Nepal is an amazing place.
Economical, reliable and realistic.Copy !req
435. - I'll send you money from my mobile.
- But, brother...Copy !req
436. Listen, sis, India is a
lot more advanced now.Copy !req
437. Radhe-Radhe... take care.Copy !req
438. Very good.Copy !req
439. The brother inside you suddenly wakes
up and sacrifices your own sister.Copy !req
440. How is it right to run
from your problems?Copy !req
441. This is the best
advice right now.Copy !req
442. This thinking...Copy !req
443. This thinking... has
doomed this country.Copy !req
444. If you have the guts
to love someone...Copy !req
445. you should be man enough
to admit it to your family.Copy !req
446. Look, madam, their family
only has hatred and anger.Copy !req
447. Because it doesn't take
time to hate someone...Copy !req
448. but, takes time
to understand love.Copy !req
449. Soon the hatred will resolve until
then, let them enjoy their honeymoon.Copy !req
450. Our thinking is so different.Copy !req
451. No, it's not.Copy !req
452. You're saying 'talk to the
family', I am saying 'run away'..Copy !req
453. .. but we're both on
the side of love.Copy !req
454. Crazy...Copy !req
455. You're crazy.Copy !req
456. Madam, listen...Copy !req
457. It's quite late,
I'll drop you home.Copy !req
458. No need for that.Copy !req
459. I swear I won't elope with you.Copy !req
460. I can go myself.Copy !req
461. Oh God, she's so
fluent in English.Copy !req
462. Look straight... Stop ogling.Copy !req
463. "Just like one needs
to breathe..."Copy !req
464. "Just like one needs
to breathe..."Copy !req
465. "... to stay alive."Copy !req
466. "All I need is a sweetheart..."Copy !req
467. "... for falling in love."Copy !req
468. "All I need is a sweetheart..."Copy !req
469. "... for a massage."Copy !req
470. Hey, brother, you're in
a colorful mood today.Copy !req
471. Guess Holi isn't too far.Copy !req
472. By the way, brother, it's
your first Holi post wedding.Copy !req
473. What color will you
put on sister-in-law?Copy !req
474. Every color's going to suit her.Copy !req
475. Radhe-Radhe... You're
in love, brother.Copy !req
476. Don't get emotional and
pull her on your bike.Copy !req
477. Just watch, she will definitely
sit on my Honda some day.Copy !req
478. My advice is... load her on a truck and
take her to see Agra's, Taj Mahal.Copy !req
479. I can build a Taj Mahal for her.Copy !req
480. Oh brother, now
that's happy Holi.Copy !req
481. Sister-in-law's grown young.Copy !req
482. She's become a dairy...Copy !req
483. Are you crazy?Copy !req
484. Are you crazy?Copy !req
485. You just ruined my mood.Copy !req
486. Get lost.Copy !req
487. I only said milk...Copy !req
488. No, enough.Copy !req
489. Wow, dear...Copy !req
490. That's a really cheap ringtone?Copy !req
491. Who is calling?Copy !req
492. Don't ask, mom.Copy !req
493. - My phone fell in the drain.
- I see...Copy !req
494. I want to change your
mother's ringtone as well.Copy !req
495. Are you listening? He wants
to throw you down the drain.Copy !req
496. Pass me the salad.Copy !req
497. Hey, brother, you're brushing
your teeth a lot today.Copy !req
498. Just refreshing my breath.Copy !req
499. I'm washing my underwear and
you're refreshing your breath.Copy !req
500. That's what you're good for.Copy !req
501. Brother... goggles, deodorant...Copy !req
502. - What are you preparing for?
- It's a lover's parade...Copy !req
503. Should be grand.Copy !req
504. It should be stopped now.Copy !req
505. Who beats their
husband like this?Copy !req
506. They are simply venting their
anger on these poor souls.Copy !req
507. Look at their condition.Copy !req
508. Fine, then you don't
beat your husband.Copy !req
509. I will never...Copy !req
510. Look, there..Copy !req
511. Hold on.. wait.. wait..Copy !req
512. Brother, thank God we
didn't get married.Copy !req
513. Look at the size
of their sticks.Copy !req
514. The men in our country hate
the idea of apologizing.Copy !req
515. They certainly deserve this.Copy !req
516. Hold on, aunty...Copy !req
517. Coming through...
coming through...Copy !req
518. - Oh my, God.
- He's flat on the ground.Copy !req
519. - Hey.. Radhe.
- Don't beat him.Copy !req
520. Look there... there...Copy !req
521. So brother... no. 19.Copy !req
522. No...Copy !req
523. No. 1.Copy !req
524. Listen...Copy !req
525. I need to talk to her
today at any cost.Copy !req
526. Okay.Copy !req
527. It's Holi!Copy !req
528. She will be here...
She will be here...Copy !req
529. She will be here soon... She
will be here... be patient.Copy !req
530. She's here... she's here.Copy !req
531. Happy holi..Copy !req
532. She is looking this way.Copy !req
533. Even her friend's good looking.Copy !req
534. When she comes here,
you guys leave.Copy !req
535. She is still standing there.Copy !req
536. She's here... she's here.Copy !req
537. Tell her everything today.Copy !req
538. Are you done yet?Copy !req
539. Chasing me around.Copy !req
540. Your friends even teased
you taking my name.Copy !req
541. You've been staring
at me all this time.Copy !req
542. You must be getting a kick
out of it, don't you?Copy !req
543. Are you clone ogling at me?Copy !req
544. Satisfied now?Copy !req
545. You boys think it's
right to ogle at girls?Copy !req
546. Huh? Look at me, I
am talking to you!Copy !req
547. All this doesn't suit
you. Look at your age.Copy !req
548. Don't you get it?Copy !req
549. There can never be
anything between us.Copy !req
550. - Madam.
- What?Copy !req
551. It's already
happened between us.Copy !req
552. But you can't see it, or
maybe you're ignoring it.Copy !req
553. You're the one
ignoring reality...Copy !req
554. There's a big
difference between us.Copy !req
555. Do you get it?Copy !req
556. I am just a college pass-out but my
GK's better than anyone out here.Copy !req
557. I am a Pandit's (PRIEST) son,
but I eat eggs after praying.Copy !req
558. I maybe over-age but, no kid in
this village can beat me in a race.Copy !req
559. From my sunglasses to my
t-shirt, everything is a fake...Copy !req
560. but I'm still pretty
rustic at heart!Copy !req
561. Now you decide whether you
want to tie the knot with..Copy !req
562. some ordinary IAS,
doctor or engineer...Copy !req
563. or are you looking for
some romance in life.Copy !req
564. And yes...Copy !req
565. Let me tell you one
thing honestly.Copy !req
566. Since the day I saw you...Copy !req
567. I decided that I'll stand up
against the whole world for you!Copy !req
568. And about following
you around...Copy !req
569. Here you go...Copy !req
570. I've deleted my number.Copy !req
571. From your phone
and mine as well.Copy !req
572. Goodbye. Let's go.Copy !req
573. Bro, you were great today.Copy !req
574. Bro, you were amazing today.Copy !req
575. "Feels like these days, I've been
capriciously riding the waves."Copy !req
576. "And never leave without watching
my reflection in your eyes."Copy !req
577. "How do I stay away from your thoughts
you're the only one I think about."Copy !req
578. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
579. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
580. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
581. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
582. Take these tires,
when the customers...Copy !req
583. Hey, Radhe Cycle.Copy !req
584. Your nameplate's fallen
off. Put it back.Copy !req
585. If something's wrong with my
cycle where am I going to call?Copy !req
586. If you can take it off, then
you can put it back too.Copy !req
587. You didn't have to come all
the way here for that.Copy !req
588. Leave.Copy !req
589. I may have studied BCA but, my
GK isn't better than yours.Copy !req
590. I'm a Joshi's girl, but
I ride gents cycle.Copy !req
591. From head to toe, I am
completely rustic..Copy !req
592. .. but my thinking's
completely modern.Copy !req
593. Now you decide...Copy !req
594. whether you want to tie the knot
with some ordinary, homely girl or...Copy !req
595. do you want some
romance in life?Copy !req
596. Sudhir... put the radium
nameplate on madam's cycle...Copy !req
597. so that my number
glitters even in the dark.Copy !req
598. And see to it that she
has no more trouble.Copy !req
599. And take this one down.Copy !req
600. I'll do a photoshoot for you.Copy !req
601. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
602. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
603. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
604. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love.Copy !req
605. - Listen.
- Huh.Copy !req
606. Will you come to topper,
with the marriage proposal?Copy !req
607. No.Copy !req
608. In fact, my advice is that you
shouldn't either. Just WhatsApp her.Copy !req
609. - Aren't you my brother?
- No.Copy !req
610. But if you still
insist on going...Copy !req
611. then be honest with them and
tell them about the 'two thumbs'.Copy !req
612. They are educated people, you fool. Let
me make an impression on them first.Copy !req
613. Otherwise, they will
show me the way out.Copy !req
614. Will you come along?Copy !req
615. Take me to Syria instead.
I am not coming with you.Copy !req
616. How could I say no to
brother, isn't it, aunty?Copy !req
617. So I had to come down to talk.Copy !req
618. And uncle, I knew
this since the day...Copy !req
619. brother put up huge
hoardings of sister-in-law.Copy !req
620. - Can I ask you a question, son?
- Yes.Copy !req
621. - I hope you won't mind.
- Not at all.Copy !req
622. Guys your age normally
have two kids.Copy !req
623. - So why...
- There's Mallika.Copy !req
624. I mean he will treat
sister-in-law like a queen.Copy !req
625. - I see...
- You see... he's also past that age.Copy !req
626. But he has many desires.Copy !req
627. You see, aunty, I
never got the time.Copy !req
628. In fact, I never came
across anyone like Jaya.Copy !req
629. That's true.Copy !req
630. - Have some tea, son.
- No...Copy !req
631. - I'll get you some cola.
- Get some cola for him, aunty.Copy !req
632. But make sure it's sugar-free.Copy !req
633. You see, brother likes
to maintain himself.Copy !req
634. - I see...
- Right?Copy !req
635. - No-no-no...
- I'll go get it for you.Copy !req
636. - No need for that.
- Let's get to the point.Copy !req
637. Yes.Copy !req
638. Do you put the holy thread
over your ear while peeing?Copy !req
639. No... not at all, uncle. No
formality in an emergency.Copy !req
640. No... not at all.Copy !req
641. Mahatma Gandhi has said...Copy !req
642. "Be the change you wish
to see in the world."Copy !req
643. Because the world...Copy !req
644. International knowledge.Copy !req
645. Uncle...Copy !req
646. I just love wise men.Copy !req
647. - Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat?
- Huh?Copy !req
648. Tell him to stop..Copy !req
649. What?Copy !req
650. - Sunny Leone or Mallika Sherawat?
- He's at it again.Copy !req
651. Sunny Leone.Copy !req
652. Give me five.Copy !req
653. - Radhe Cycle.
- Yes.Copy !req
654. Take a seat.Copy !req
655. Well... I completely
trust my daughter Jaya.Copy !req
656. I do too.Copy !req
657. If she's chosen you, then there
must be something about you.Copy !req
658. - Yes.
- All I have to say is...Copy !req
659. .. just keep her happy.Copy !req
660. Uncle, I can shut shop and
take up a government job.Copy !req
661. - No-no...
- Just say it...Copy !req
662. By the way, son, who else
is there in your family?Copy !req
663. There's me, Naru and
Panditji, my father.Copy !req
664. All men.Copy !req
665. Yes... mother passed
away when I was a kid.Copy !req
666. - And our grandma lives in Gorakhpur.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
667. And anyway, aunty,
once he gets married..Copy !req
668. .. they will carry
forward the lineage.Copy !req
669. Children.Copy !req
670. So let's take this
one step ahead.Copy !req
671. When is Keshav introducing
us to Panditji?Copy !req
672. Don't ask him, sister-in-law.Copy !req
673. Father will give
him special time.Copy !req
674. Isn't that right, brother?
Let's go see father.Copy !req
675. He seems to be in a good mood.Copy !req
676. I'll go first.Copy !req
677. Guess who, father?Copy !req
678. Now what trouble is this?Copy !req
679. Rascals, never let me
do anything in peace.Copy !req
680. Don't just stand there and
stare, say something.Copy !req
681. Father, I was saying...Copy !req
682. Father...Copy !req
683. You want to go to Mumbai to
become a hero at this age.Copy !req
684. Is business running in a loss?Copy !req
685. Then what else is it?Copy !req
686. Speak up.Copy !req
687. Father, I... he...Copy !req
688. - Brother...
- I want to get married.Copy !req
689. Get me married.Copy !req
690. Curses.Copy !req
691. - I can see that.
- What, father?Copy !req
692. The volcano erupting inside you.Copy !req
693. What?Copy !req
694. You've got some of
father's pee on your cheek.Copy !req
695. You numbskulls... I've
told you a thousand times.Copy !req
696. Your wife must have two
thumbs on her hand.Copy !req
697. We already have a buffalo tied
in our courtyard with two horns.Copy !req
698. Let's stop ranting
about two-thumbs.Copy !req
699. You fool... that was just to get rid
of his 'Manglik' (INAUSPICIOUS) phase.Copy !req
700. What about the faults still
left in his birth-chart?Copy !req
701. And why do you think...Copy !req
702. I am insisting on getting
him a wife with two thumbs?Copy !req
703. According to the scriptures...Copy !req
704. Water, Earth, Sky, Wind, and
Fire. The thumb... represents fire.Copy !req
705. Only double fire can absolve the
final faults in his birth-chart.Copy !req
706. So... you must marry
someone..-...Copy !req
707. who has 'double fire'
on her left hand.Copy !req
708. Yeah...Copy !req
709. This is really
terrible, brother.Copy !req
710. I wonder what I did to
deserve this imbecile?Copy !req
711. Can I say something, brother?Copy !req
712. I think you should shift in the
barn with sister-in-law Mallika.Copy !req
713. I've another idea.Copy !req
714. Should I ask Hrithik?Copy !req
715. Maybe he knows someone.Copy !req
716. You know what...Copy !req
717. why don't you put up
posters for this too.Copy !req
718. "Wanted! With two thumbs."Copy !req
719. I'm in a real tight spot,
and you think it's funny.Copy !req
720. Look... on a serious note...Copy !req
721. Why don't you tell
father everything?Copy !req
722. Hang me upside down father.Copy !req
723. You're 36 years old... and
still scared of your father.Copy !req
724. Not at all, I'm not
scared of my father.Copy !req
725. - Really.
- I am scared of myself...Copy !req
726. If I lose my mind, I swear, I
will make father's life hell.Copy !req
727. Of course.Copy !req
728. Don't you have a solution
on your computer.Copy !req
729. For this? No...Copy !req
730. Only some quick-fixer can
find a solution to this.Copy !req
731. You're right... why move mountains
when we can find a quick-fix for it.Copy !req
732. Absolutely right, mister.Copy !req
733. It's a question
of our image now.Copy !req
734. Brother, two cups of
tea... with ginger.Copy !req
735. - Make it good.
- Yes.Copy !req
736. - Brother, no ginger in mine.
- Okay.Copy !req
737. - Listen.
- Yes.Copy !req
738. - Can you knit?
- Yes, why?Copy !req
739. - Radhe-Radhe.
- Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
740. Consider it clone.Copy !req
741. O benevolent Lord,
get me married.Copy !req
742. "There isn't a moment of peace without it."
- Keshav.Copy !req
743. - Are you dead?
- "Always keeps you on your toes."Copy !req
744. "Spins around like the
wheel of a cycle."Copy !req
745. "Anyone in this predicament
is always happy."Copy !req
746. "The path of love isn't easy."Copy !req
747. "There's nothing more
complicated than love."Copy !req
748. "There's nothing more
complicated than love."Copy !req
749. "I got cheated by
my own heart..."Copy !req
750. "... and started believing you."Copy !req
751. "I got cheated by
my own heart..."Copy !req
752. "... and started believing you."Copy !req
753. "Finally my heart
took the bait..."Copy !req
754. "... and sacrificed all
its dreams for you."Copy !req
755. "Small issue, lots of pain."Copy !req
756. "There's nothing more
complicated than love."Copy !req
757. "There's nothing more
complicated than love."Copy !req
758. Just remember three things.Copy !req
759. Don't try to scratch with it...
or the nail will come off.Copy !req
760. Keep it away from fire,
or it will melt.Copy !req
761. And don't use it for legal purposes
it doesn't have a fingerprint.Copy !req
762. Not at all. Never.Copy !req
763. - Congratulations on your wedding, brother.
- Get lost.Copy !req
764. Impossible!Copy !req
765. Just like Hritika Roshan.Copy !req
766. Where did you find her?Copy !req
767. Father, last night Goddess
Laxmi came in my dreams.Copy !req
768. And in the morning when I
went to the riverside...Copy !req
769. this fell on
me from the roof.Copy !req
770. When she came looking for this, I
did the smart thing and hid myself.Copy !req
771. I swear father, there was
fire emitting from her.Copy !req
772. She was double
fire, take a look.Copy !req
773. See, this.. See, father.Copy !req
774. Father, get me married.Copy !req
775. Father...Copy !req
776. Come, Come..Copy !req
777. Hey stop please.Copy !req
778. Who is it?Copy !req
779. - Bless you.
- Careful.Copy !req
780. Come here.Copy !req
781. Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
782. Bless you, two. Bless you.Copy !req
783. - Father... double fire.
- Yes.Copy !req
784. Everything's going to
be just delightful now.Copy !req
785. Not just delightful, now brother's
going to tango every night.Copy !req
786. Am I right, Sister-in-law?Copy !req
787. Brother Keshav, come please.Copy !req
788. Congratulation Brother Keshav.Copy !req
789. Well done..Copy !req
790. You are great!Copy !req
791. Come dance with me.Copy !req
792. Very good.Copy !req
793. Brother Keshav, do
the serpent dance.Copy !req
794. Well done Father..Copy !req
795. Hail to Brother keshav!Copy !req
796. Dance with me also.Copy !req
797. Come sister-in-law.Copy !req
798. Come brother.Copy !req
799. Aunty, your
daughter-in-law's here.Copy !req
800. Right foot, sister-in-law...
right foot.Copy !req
801. Come, sister-in-law.Copy !req
802. Welcome, sister-in-law.
This is our courtyard.Copy !req
803. Welcome.Copy !req
804. Stop-stop-stop.Copy !req
805. Let me introduce
you to his first.Copy !req
806. You're the second wife, not
the first. She's his first.Copy !req
807. Her name is Mallika you must
meet and greet her first.Copy !req
808. You can meet her later.Copy !req
809. - Come here first.
- This isn't right.Copy !req
810. Listen to me...Copy !req
811. You're in a lot of hurry today.Copy !req
812. Do you always have to
interfere? Get lost.Copy !req
813. I am not going anywhere. I'm
going to sleep in the middle.Copy !req
814. What is that?Copy !req
815. - 'Sande Ka Tel'.
- Shameless.Copy !req
816. Here... my mistress sent
this for you. Drink it.Copy !req
817. You can't even take
a joke nowadays.Copy !req
818. Even you kept me in the dark.Copy !req
819. I want a divorce, that's it.Copy !req
820. 1 see...Copy !req
821. Let's get on with the
wedding night...Copy !req
822. and I'll divorce your
entire family in the morning.Copy !req
823. Will you come
quietly... or jump?Copy !req
824. - Jump.
- Jump!Copy !req
825. Sister Mallika...Copy !req
826. Sister Mallika, help!Copy !req
827. Curse those two.Copy !req
828. Sister-in-law.Copy !req
829. Sister-in-law.Copy !req
830. Get up.Copy !req
831. Get up.Copy !req
832. You already woke me up
three times last night.Copy !req
833. I am a man, not a machine.Copy !req
834. Useless.Copy !req
835. Sister-in-law, recognize me?Copy !req
836. I am Sana. We met
at your wedding.Copy !req
837. Yes, Sana, but...Copy !req
838. It's already 4:15.Copy !req
839. Everyone's eagerly waiting to
welcome you to our LOTA party.Copy !req
840. Sana, is it going to take long?Copy !req
841. Get the new daughter-in-law
quickly. It's getting urgent.Copy !req
842. You go, Sana. I'll
meet everyone later.Copy !req
843. It will be dawn soon.Copy !req
844. You go, I am coming.Copy !req
845. Hurry up then.Copy !req
846. We've a long way to go.Copy !req
847. Wake up. Keshav, wake up.Copy !req
848. Wake up!Copy !req
849. My dear, are you going to
wake me up like this every day?Copy !req
850. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
851. But Naru did tell
you about Mallika?Copy !req
852. Stop joking.Copy !req
853. Why were these women
calling me out?Copy !req
854. Don't you have a
toilet in your home?Copy !req
855. Toilet?Copy !req
856. No toilet... where?Copy !req
857. There's one in my home.Copy !req
858. Why didn't you tell me
before our marriage?Copy !req
859. Tell you what?Copy !req
860. That you don't have a
toilet in your home.Copy !req
861. Why are you making
a scene for it?Copy !req
862. Where should I go then?Copy !req
863. Same place everyone
else is going.Copy !req
864. Socialize with everyone, get to
know everyone in the LOTA party.Copy !req
865. Be their leader...Copy !req
866. Be their leader!Copy !req
867. Listen to me. Such
anger for a toilet?Copy !req
868. If I had known, I would've
never married you.Copy !req
869. Move!Copy !req
870. Didn't anyone in the village
build a toilet, Sana?Copy !req
871. No, sister-in-law,
there isn't one here.Copy !req
872. What's the matter?
Is there a problem?Copy !req
873. Don't you think it's a problem...
to defecate out in the open.Copy !req
874. But this is important.Copy !req
875. How can we do without it?Copy !req
876. No walls or doors.Copy !req
877. - What if someone sees you?
- Now I get it.Copy !req
878. I guess there's been
an incident with you.Copy !req
879. Is everyone waiting for
an incident to happen?Copy !req
880. Until then, let things
continue the way they are.Copy !req
881. Isn't it?Copy !req
882. Are you two going
to chatter alone?Copy !req
883. We're here too.Copy !req
884. You're really beautiful.Copy !req
885. Also, you had a love-marriage.Copy !req
886. Yes, of course, that's what girls
do when they get educated.Copy !req
887. Yes... that's what they
teach us in college.Copy !req
888. She's got a sharp
tongue, sister.Copy !req
889. He was always so predictable.Copy !req
890. We always knew, Keshav will marry
some English-speaking girl.Copy !req
891. - How much further?
- Just a little more, sister-in-law.Copy !req
892. What if we have to
go during the day.Copy !req
893. Control it.Copy !req
894. Hurry up, daughter-in-law,
it will be dawn soon.Copy !req
895. Will you just stand there and
stare at us, daughter-in-law?Copy !req
896. Aren't your in-laws feeding you?Copy !req
897. She feels embarrassed.Copy !req
898. Forsake all your inhibitions
and get down to business.Copy !req
899. I'm not used to it.Copy !req
900. Did your parents build
a palace for you?Copy !req
901. You are right.Copy !req
902. Yes... there was a
toilet in my home.Copy !req
903. I can't do this.Copy !req
904. - Listen...
- Daughter-in-law.Copy !req
905. You'll get in trouble later.Copy !req
906. Just watching television.Copy !req
907. Come... Father's not at home.Copy !req
908. You're still angry with me.Copy !req
909. Say something.Copy !req
910. Why are you making such a scene?Copy !req
911. I can't defecate out
in the open, Keshav.Copy !req
912. Do something... or I'm leaving.Copy !req
913. Father...Copy !req
914. .. we delivered Gokul's
consignment yesterday.Copy !req
915. Some minor things to do.Copy !req
916. I've called a handyman.
The roof was leaking.Copy !req
917. And build a small
toilet in the room.Copy !req
918. - What did you say?
- The spare parts will arrive from Agra...Copy !req
919. - Huh?
- What did you say?Copy !req
920. Spare parts...Copy !req
921. Before that.Copy !req
922. - The roof was leaking.
- After that?Copy !req
923. Build a small toilet...Copy !req
924. What happened, father?Copy !req
925. I can't swallow a
single morsel...Copy !req
926. if anyone mentions a
toilet while eating.Copy !req
927. And now our... topper daughter-in-law
wants a loo in our home.Copy !req
928. No respect for our culture or knowledge
of our tradition and rituals.Copy !req
929. Over-education makes
you a failure in life.Copy !req
930. - Give me some bread.
- Yes, me too...Copy !req
931. What is this?Copy !req
932. Father's share of bread...Copy !req
933. Go give this to father.Copy !req
934. Come along, father
will like that.Copy !req
935. Come.Copy !req
936. Father, please eat...Copy !req
937. Stop venting your anger
on food, father.Copy !req
938. Daughter-in-law cooked this food
without going to the toilet.Copy !req
939. I won't eat this.Copy !req
940. By the way, father, if we can have
a living room, a dining room...Copy !req
941. then, we can certainly
build a toilet.Copy !req
942. Then why take the body
to the crematorium?Copy !req
943. You can burn me right
here in our courtyard.Copy !req
944. And then build a toilet.Copy !req
945. Come Jaya, it's really late.Copy !req
946. Jaya...Copy !req
947. Jaya, I am trying.Copy !req
948. I've already put in a
request with father.Copy !req
949. Darling... just a few more days.Copy !req
950. Soon we'll find a
solution for this.Copy !req
951. What solution?Copy !req
952. Build a fake toilet,
like the fake thumb.Copy !req
953. - Trying to make quick-fixes.
- Jaya..Copy !req
954. No-no-no... look.Copy !req
955. Look closely who defecates
out in the open.Copy !req
956. There should be some difference.Copy !req
957. Here... it's your uncle calling.Copy !req
958. Tell him... what you thought
was a smartphone...Copy !req
959. turned out to
be a small pager.Copy !req
960. - Radhe-Radhe, uncle.
- Everything okay.Copy !req
961. Tell me... how can there be
so much peace in Mandgaon.Copy !req
962. We sent a storm from here.Copy !req
963. Forget the storm, uncle, I am
preparing for World War 3.Copy !req
964. - Have faith in me.
- I do...Copy !req
965. Keep a firm grip on
those cycle-sellers.Copy !req
966. Hmm...Copy !req
967. Why are you sounding so
low? Is everything alright?Copy !req
968. Give it to me.Copy !req
969. No, uncle.Copy !req
970. I was just feeling tired.Copy !req
971. Right, I guess you don't
get much sleep these days.Copy !req
972. Listen, tell Keshav that
Sunny's new film is releasing.Copy !req
973. We'll go watch it together.Copy !req
974. - Uncle...
- Let me talk properly...Copy !req
975. Dear... is everything fine?Copy !req
976. - Yes..
- When are you coming home?Copy !req
977. Hello-hello.Copy !req
978. - Hello.
- What happened?Copy !req
979. There's always a villain
in every love story.Copy !req
980. And in my case, it's the toilet.Copy !req
981. I must fix this
once and for all.Copy !req
982. I have an idea.Copy !req
983. Take your problem
to the Pradhan.Copy !req
984. Get out of here... the Pradhan.Copy !req
985. Pradhan!Copy !req
986. I'm asking you for the fourth time. Why
bring me here at the crack of dawn?Copy !req
987. Wait, sweetheart. Be patient.Copy !req
988. Everyone must change with time.Copy !req
989. I've heard she's well educated.Copy !req
990. Are you planning on letting
her take up a job as well?Copy !req
991. Oh, no...Copy !req
992. It's up to her. She can
do what she wants.Copy !req
993. Jaya, go and meet
grandma upstairs.Copy !req
994. She's bedridden and can't
move or walk. Go on.Copy !req
995. Yes, why not.Copy !req
996. That's why they had to build
a toilet in grandma's room.Copy !req
997. I'll send her.Copy !req
998. No-no, she will manage
herself. Go on.Copy !req
999. Don't be hasty.Copy !req
1000. Haste makes waste.Copy !req
1001. Right, wifey, right.Copy !req
1002. - Radhe-Radhe.
- Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1003. What now? What are you
fuming about now?Copy !req
1004. It's nothing.Copy !req
1005. What do you want?Copy !req
1006. What kind of a question is that?
Don't you know what I want?Copy !req
1007. I felt like a thief
just to go to the loo.Copy !req
1008. - You've made my life miserable.
- I can say the same for you.Copy !req
1009. You've done me a big
favor by marrying me.Copy !req
1010. And now I must tolerate
your educated tantrums.Copy !req
1011. What?Copy !req
1012. You really think I am
throwing tantrums.Copy !req
1013. Isn't a woman even entitled
to a toilet in her home?Copy !req
1014. For years women have
been adjusting...Copy !req
1015. to the methods practiced
in her in-law's home.Copy !req
1016. It's nothing new.Copy !req
1017. Education has got to your head.Copy !req
1018. Chaubey, check the tubes
before you buy them.Copy !req
1019. Or else we'll get the
defective stuff again.Copy !req
1020. Brother, did you get
the bike serviced?Copy !req
1021. Father has to leave for Mathura.Copy !req
1022. Wouldn't I rather
sabotage the brakes?Copy !req
1023. Here.Copy !req
1024. And don't forget to
wash the lunchbox.Copy !req
1025. Frankly speaking, brother, God has
put you in a really fine mess.Copy !req
1026. I'm sure he wrote
my fate in the loo.Copy !req
1027. Yes... and flushed it too.Copy !req
1028. You know what, brother
why don't you buy...Copy !req
1029. sister-in-law her
own personal field?Copy !req
1030. That way, you can have
your cake and eat it too.Copy !req
1031. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
1032. - Go mind your own business.
- Don't come asking me for advice again.Copy !req
1033. Keshav. Keshav, wake up.Copy !req
1034. Keshav, wake up.Copy !req
1035. - Wake up. Wake up.
- What's wrong? Is it an earthquake?Copy !req
1036. - Take me to the field quickly.
- Field.Copy !req
1037. No 'ifs' or 'buts'.Copy !req
1038. This is not the time for
your tantrums. Let's go.Copy !req
1039. I am sorry.Copy !req
1040. I was very rude
to you yesterday.Copy !req
1041. - I apologize.
- Doesn't matter. Let's go.Copy !req
1042. By the way, the fields
are very romantic.Copy !req
1043. - We can romance...
- This is no time to be Shahrukh Khan.Copy !req
1044. Curses.Copy !req
1045. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1046. I'm right here.Copy !req
1047. Good luck.Copy !req
1048. Father!Copy !req
1049. Peel these.Copy !req
1050. Are you clone with
your work in Mathura?Copy !req
1051. - First wash my hands.
- Yes.Copy !req
1052. What's all the racket about?Copy !req
1053. Clear your throat for good.Copy !req
1054. Father.Copy !req
1055. She's just tensed about what
happened today in the field.Copy !req
1056. You're worried about
what happened to her.Copy !req
1057. And what about the fact that
I fell in a pile of garbage.Copy !req
1058. These things happen.Copy !req
1059. Don't complicate things.
It wasn't so serious.Copy !req
1060. Daughter-in-law did
cover her face.Copy !req
1061. - Then.
- I see...Copy !req
1062. That's a fine example, father.Copy !req
1063. Then we don't need to cover our
faces anymore in this house!Copy !req
1064. Jaya.Copy !req
1065. Father...Copy !req
1066. Brother... are you planning to
jump in front of the train?Copy !req
1067. No...Copy !req
1068. I'm thinking of throwing
you in front of the train.Copy !req
1069. Why didn't you stop me
from getting married?Copy !req
1070. That doesn't make sense.
Why would I stop you?Copy !req
1071. First of all, I am not getting
married because of you.Copy !req
1072. Father was the hurdle in your
life. And you're in mine.Copy !req
1073. He's been married twice.Copy !req
1074. But no one's concerned about me.Copy !req
1075. My brother, you don't
know how happy you are.Copy !req
1076. I don't want to be happy.Copy !req
1077. Even I was overexcited
to get married.Copy !req
1078. And I did.Copy !req
1079. You can see how she's
turned my life into hell.Copy !req
1080. What are you saying, brother?Copy !req
1081. Your wife's one in a million.Copy !req
1082. It's better not to have
one.. not like her.Copy !req
1083. She's got my life
trapped in an urn.Copy !req
1084. Stop discussing our
family problems outside.Copy !req
1085. What family problems?Copy !req
1086. When there's a problem at home a man's
going to vent it out somewhere.Copy !req
1087. Right, Rastogi.Copy !req
1088. What happened, brother? Be
a little more specific.Copy !req
1089. How about I tell you in detail?Copy !req
1090. - Stop provoking brother, you rascal.
- Naru!Copy !req
1091. Show some respect.Copy !req
1092. He's 35 years older than you.Copy !req
1093. Shameless...Copy !req
1094. It's nothing, Rastogi.
Life's a big mess.Copy !req
1095. Will you be a little
more specific?Copy !req
1096. Who made a mess and where?Copy !req
1097. I am stuck.Copy !req
1098. Actually, your poor sister-in-law
isn't asking for too much.Copy !req
1099. One toilet.Copy !req
1100. I am ready to give her open fields,
the jungle, trees and bushes.Copy !req
1101. But no...Copy !req
1102. She insists on a 4x8 toi... let.Copy !req
1103. Bloody hell.. Where do
I get her a toilet?Copy !req
1104. So that's the problem.Copy !req
1105. It's not a problem,
its blasphemy.Copy !req
1106. And then there's Panditji.Copy !req
1107. He's like the permanent
problem in my life.Copy !req
1108. He's like father-in-law
from hell.Copy !req
1109. I pray no one has to go
through this ordeal.Copy !req
1110. They have made my life hell.Copy !req
1111. Look, brother Keshav,
my advice to you is...Copy !req
1112. take sister-in-law to
Gorakhpur, to see your grandma.Copy !req
1113. The train halts for 7
minutes in your village.Copy !req
1114. So... when do I
book your tickets?Copy !req
1115. - I don't want to go anywhere.
- Give it to me.Copy !req
1116. Okay.Copy !req
1117. What did you say?Copy !req
1118. - How long will the train halt?
- 7 minutes.Copy !req
1119. - Will the train halt for 7 minutes?
- Yes.Copy !req
1120. Remember our first
meeting and climb up.Copy !req
1121. Go on, you have seven minutes.Copy !req
1122. "Your love's slowly
growing on me."Copy !req
1123. "Like ginger blends
with the morning tea."Copy !req
1124. "Your love's slowly
growing on me."Copy !req
1125. "Like ginger blends
with the morning tea."Copy !req
1126. "I eagerly wait for you, like for
the morning rays in winter."Copy !req
1127. "I'm prepared to ride all
the way to the moon."Copy !req
1128. "The morning train..."Copy !req
1129. "Your love's like
the morning train."Copy !req
1130. "The morning train..."Copy !req
1131. "Your love's like
the morning train."Copy !req
1132. "I stay awake all night..."Copy !req
1133. "Your love's like
the morning train."Copy !req
1134. "The morning train..."Copy !req
1135. "Your love's like
the morning train."Copy !req
1136. It's three...Copy !req
1137. - Oh, God!
- Yes.Copy !req
1138. - I won.
- What is this? I don't want to play.Copy !req
1139. You know what, you go.Copy !req
1140. Your sister-in-law and
I are going to play.Copy !req
1141. Where are you taking the game?Copy !req
1142. Brother's going to play
another games with you now.Copy !req
1143. How are we going to play now?Copy !req
1144. Let's Play-Copy !req
1145. "We set out before dawn."Copy !req
1146. "Let the world be envy."Copy !req
1147. "We set out before dawn."Copy !req
1148. "Let the world be envy."Copy !req
1149. "The heart keeps chugging."Copy !req
1150. "Keeps stopping on the way."Copy !req
1151. "The heart keeps chugging."Copy !req
1152. "Keeps stopping on the way."Copy !req
1153. "And sometimes beats fast
like an express train."Copy !req
1154. "The morning train..."Copy !req
1155. "Your love's like
the morning train."Copy !req
1156. - Keshav.
- Yes, father.Copy !req
1157. Give this to the Pradhan when you
go out for one of your joyrides.Copy !req
1158. Yes.Copy !req
1159. Oh no!Copy !req
1160. - We're late today.
- No, we're not.Copy !req
1161. I'll just go deliver this
to the Pradhan. Okay.Copy !req
1162. - Come back soon.
- I'll be back in a jiffy.Copy !req
1163. Check the next
compartment, dear.Copy !req
1164. - You'll find an empty one.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1165. Move. Move, mister.Copy !req
1166. Read it.Copy !req
1167. - Hurry up.
- The train's about to leave.Copy !req
1168. - Radhe-Radhe, Pradhan.
- Radhe-Radhe, son.Copy !req
1169. What brings you here so early
in the morning, Keshav.Copy !req
1170. Father sent these documents
for attestation.Copy !req
1171. Take a seat... let's have
a cup of tea. Vimla.Copy !req
1172. No-no-no... not now. I'm
getting late. Maybe next time.Copy !req
1173. Take a seat, it's not like
you've to catch a train.Copy !req
1174. What...Copy !req
1175. - Okay, see you then.
- Okay.Copy !req
1176. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1177. - Radhe-Radhe.
- Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1178. I only want the betterment
of this village.Copy !req
1179. That's true. Anything
for this village...Copy !req
1180. Open the door!Copy !req
1181. Quickly. The train's
leaving, Open the door!Copy !req
1182. - Open the door.
- Yes, we're moving it.Copy !req
1183. Open the door.Copy !req
1184. The train's leaving,
Open the door!Copy !req
1185. Yes, we're moving it.Copy !req
1186. Get everything aside.Copy !req
1187. - Move.
- Yes, we're moving it.Copy !req
1188. Keep it here...Copy !req
1189. Come... come..Copy !req
1190. Jaya, get down.Copy !req
1191. Jaya, pull the chain.Copy !req
1192. Pull the chain!Copy !req
1193. Pull the chain!Copy !req
1194. Jaya!Copy !req
1195. Jaya!Copy !req
1196. Jaya! What are you
doing? Pull the chain.Copy !req
1197. We're running out of platform.Copy !req
1198. Pull the chain!Copy !req
1199. Jaya.Copy !req
1200. Jaya. Pull the chain!Copy !req
1201. Shooting.. Shooting..Copy !req
1202. Even if you call 100 times you'll
get the same answer, Keshav.Copy !req
1203. I am not coming back.Copy !req
1204. Think about the rumor
people are going to spread.Copy !req
1205. Keshav's wife left
him for a toilet.Copy !req
1206. Will you feel proud if your
wife defecates out in the open?Copy !req
1207. You're getting it all wrong.Copy !req
1208. We'll find a way.Copy !req
1209. You mean another quick-fix.Copy !req
1210. When in love, the best
solution is to run away.Copy !req
1211. Fake thumb for marriage and,
using the loo on the train.Copy !req
1212. Listen carefully, Keshav.Copy !req
1213. No more quick-fixes.Copy !req
1214. Find a permanent solution.Copy !req
1215. You know what, you can take your
demands and sit in your toilet.Copy !req
1216. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1217. See... she's publicly
embarrassed us.Copy !req
1218. What happened, father?Copy !req
1219. Read, son. Read.Copy !req
1220. She's made us Pandit's so proud.Copy !req
1221. - Your grandma called.
- Yes.Copy !req
1222. She's coming down from
Gorakhpur next week.Copy !req
1223. Yes, father.Copy !req
1224. She just made a big
joke out of us.Copy !req
1225. Brother.. look..Copy !req
1226. Tell him, Naru.Copy !req
1227. Now he must take care
of the household.Copy !req
1228. Couldn't even take
care of his wife.Copy !req
1229. She's not some piece of cloth
which needs to be taken care of.Copy !req
1230. Come on.Copy !req
1231. He's only good for
cleaning up dung.Copy !req
1232. Only animals are allowed
to shit in this courtyard.Copy !req
1233. Which scoundrel
published this news?Copy !req
1234. We've been betrayed
by one of our own.Copy !req
1235. Rastogi from Jagran.Copy !req
1236. - Brother Keshav.
- Bloody traitor...Copy !req
1237. How dare you!Copy !req
1238. How dare you
humiliate my family!Copy !req
1239. - Now he's got the respect he deserved.
- Brother, please...Copy !req
1240. Come on.Copy !req
1241. Whatever I did, was
for your own good.Copy !req
1242. Shut it down. Shut it
down. Go back inside.Copy !req
1243. You bloody...Copy !req
1244. Speak up!Copy !req
1245. - Tell me.
- Listen to me, brother, please...Copy !req
1246. I'll tell you if you
stop hitting me.Copy !req
1247. Speak up. Yes, tell me.Copy !req
1248. Listen to me...Copy !req
1249. This news would've
been out soon enough.Copy !req
1250. My newspaper didn't
expose some hidden scam.Copy !req
1251. Thanks to your newspaper. Those
who didn't know also know.Copy !req
1252. Just wait and watch...Copy !req
1253. sister-in-law will come
back home due to this article.Copy !req
1254. How?Copy !req
1255. The bride's family never likes to
see such news in the newspaper.Copy !req
1256. There must be chaos
in their house.Copy !req
1257. All of them must be
completely shaken.Copy !req
1258. 'You said...'Copy !req
1259. Can someone please lower the volume so
we can discuss more important issues?Copy !req
1260. These so called 'important' issues
are what's ruining the country.Copy !req
1261. "How long are we going
to mourn and cry."Copy !req
1262. "Pull up the blanket over
your head and sleep."Copy !req
1263. Please stay quiet.Copy !req
1264. I can't hear the
dialogues, mother.Copy !req
1265. Of course, just listen
to the dialogues.Copy !req
1266. Did anyone read
today's newspapers?Copy !req
1267. What is everyone's
opinion about it?Copy !req
1268. This is Kakka's contribution in 'Swacchta
Abhiyan' (CLEAN INDIA MOVEMENT).Copy !req
1269. Today's newspaper was fit to
be used as waste and so I did.Copy !req
1270. Waste should always go into
the wastepaper basket.Copy !req
1271. - 'They will die for you?
- Yes.'Copy !req
1272. 'But I am not like
them. I am different.'Copy !req
1273. My thumb.Copy !req
1274. Daughter-in-law's thumb?Copy !req
1275. What if Rastogi's
right, brother?Copy !req
1276. Maybe sister-in-law will come
back after reading this news.Copy !req
1277. She won't.Copy !req
1278. I wonder how many times I
will still get humiliated...Copy !req
1279. Useless!Copy !req
1280. Both of you are useless!Copy !req
1281. Useless!Copy !req
1282. This...Copy !req
1283. This fake thumb that you made...Copy !req
1284. It's not for me or religion.Copy !req
1285. She left it behind for
you, your topper madam.Copy !req
1286. And now... even the Lord
can't absolve your troubles.Copy !req
1287. - But, father, sister-in-law only...
- Shut up.Copy !req
1288. Don't you dare mention
her name here again?Copy !req
1289. Yes, father.Copy !req
1290. They want show
religion the finger.Copy !req
1291. Stop pretending!Copy !req
1292. Get up brother.Copy !req
1293. Field clear.. silence.Copy !req
1294. Taking.Copy !req
1295. - Ready, sir.
- Action.Copy !req
1296. Do I look stupid to you?Copy !req
1297. - I'm sorry.
- What sorry.Copy !req
1298. You think I can't see.Copy !req
1299. You were flirting with her,
I saw it with my own eyes.Copy !req
1300. You don't trust me.
You trust me right?Copy !req
1301. I love you.Copy !req
1302. Cut it.Copy !req
1303. I see... so these oversized
boxes are toilets.Copy !req
1304. Your sister-in-law will be
really comfortable in this.Copy !req
1305. Huh?Copy !req
1306. Brother, I don't think
your intentions are good.Copy !req
1307. Careful. Careful.Copy !req
1308. Pull.. Pull..Copy !req
1309. How do you feel carrying a loo
on your shoulders, Rastogi?Copy !req
1310. - I feel like Mother India.
- I see...Copy !req
1311. Brother Keshav, it looks new.Copy !req
1312. Don't publish this
in your newspaper.Copy !req
1313. Brother, after that beating, I'll
only print what you tell me to.Copy !req
1314. Brother, what if they file a
complaint with the police?Copy !req
1315. Only if they find it.Copy !req
1316. Where will we hide it?Copy !req
1317. We'll hide it in our
courtyard for a day or two.Copy !req
1318. And cover it.Copy !req
1319. Later, when father leaves for
Agra we'll shift it in my room.Copy !req
1320. Come on.Copy !req
1321. Can't live without me?Copy !req
1322. There's something I
want to tell you.Copy !req
1323. That's what phones are for.Copy !req
1324. Not like this.Copy !req
1325. Let's meet.Copy !req
1326. What is it this time?Copy !req
1327. Some quick-fix again.Copy !req
1328. No quick-fix... this time
I've come up with an idea.Copy !req
1329. Can we meet?Copy !req
1330. Then come home.Copy !req
1331. I won't come home.Copy !req
1332. Things will just
get complicated.Copy !req
1333. Why? Are you feeling
embarrassed?Copy !req
1334. Fine, let's meet tonight.Copy !req
1335. Why?Copy !req
1336. Are you embarrassed to
meet me during the day?Copy !req
1337. Of course, I am.Copy !req
1338. I don't want people to
think that I gave in.Copy !req
1339. So where are we going to
meet my beloved wife?Copy !req
1340. Near the field with the tower.Copy !req
1341. - Thank you.
- Bye.Copy !req
1342. Are you enjoying, meeting secretly
like this even though we're married.Copy !req
1343. Yeah... I've been having
fun for 36 years, madam.Copy !req
1344. I used all the tricks up my sleeve
to get a wife but she left me too.Copy !req
1345. We should've eloped instead.Copy !req
1346. This distance is
taking effect on you.Copy !req
1347. So tell me... why did
you call me here?Copy !req
1348. Better prepare yourself
to come back home.Copy !req
1349. I just solved this
problem permanently.Copy !req
1350. I see... How?Copy !req
1351. See for yourself.Copy !req
1352. Soon I'll take you back home,
like wedding procession.Copy !req
1353. You could've said
this over the phone.Copy !req
1354. I wanted to see you.Copy !req
1355. But not me.Copy !req
1356. Why are you on-line
last night at 12:30?Copy !req
1357. Were you watching
my profile picture?Copy !req
1358. You must have run your fingers
on my photo, like this.Copy !req
1359. I see... how do you know?Copy !req
1360. Were you keeping an eye on me?Copy !req
1361. I have a drone hovering
over your father's home.Copy !req
1362. And it keeps telling me.Copy !req
1363. You know, since the day I left, I've
been sleeping embracing your picture.Copy !req
1364. So... stop doing it until
day-after-tomorrow.Copy !req
1365. - Why?
- Everyone will think that you gave in.Copy !req
1366. Your phone's vibrating.Copy !req
1367. Hold on.Copy !req
1368. Speak up, bloody jinx.Copy !req
1369. Now you guys are stealing
toilets as well.Copy !req
1370. Because of people like you even mugs
have to be chained in train's toilets.Copy !req
1371. Fine, but I don't want to stand out
in the open like you guys and pee.Copy !req
1372. Are you listening to his taunts?Copy !req
1373. You take the necessary
action, Inspector.Copy !req
1374. He has tainted my religion.Copy !req
1375. By bringing this sin home?Copy !req
1376. They have been committing the
sin till now, Inspector.Copy !req
1377. What did his
daughter-in-law do wrong?Copy !req
1378. Only animals defecate
out in the open.Copy !req
1379. 1 see...Copy !req
1380. I raised him into this
37-year-old man that he is now.Copy !req
1381. And now you think it's wrong
to defecate out in the open.Copy !req
1382. You're right. You
raised me to be a man.Copy !req
1383. That's why I never
thought about women.Copy !req
1384. Let him stay in jail.Copy !req
1385. Grandma. Grandma,
come in. Please.Copy !req
1386. - Come in. Please.
- I will never cross this threshold!Copy !req
1387. I just came here to say..Copy !req
1388. .. that you've raised your
daughter with some great values.Copy !req
1389. Keshav stole a loo for her.Copy !req
1390. And now he's locked up
in jail, for stealing.Copy !req
1391. And this princess...Copy !req
1392. She's sitting in her
home, over a loo.Copy !req
1393. Unbelievable, grandma.Copy !req
1394. You're saying this even
though you're a woman.Copy !req
1395. I'm saying this because I am a woman.
We've to compromise all the time.Copy !req
1396. That's the plight of women.Copy !req
1397. But she left her home.
That's not the way.Copy !req
1398. This never happened in
our village before.Copy !req
1399. Out on your joyride again-.Copy !req
1400. The men can do it right
in their backyard.Copy !req
1401. But we're women.Copy !req
1402. We've to work harder
for everything.Copy !req
1403. Isn't it?Copy !req
1404. We're expected to make
all the compromises.Copy !req
1405. Because that's what our
culture teaches us.Copy !req
1406. Control your urges.Copy !req
1407. Wait for nightfall.Copy !req
1408. Men can do it during the clay, but
you got to do it in the dark.Copy !req
1409. But stay quiet!Copy !req
1410. If men look at you with lusty
eyes then just cover your faces..Copy !req
1411. .. but stay quiet!Copy !req
1412. And when some pervert
flashes his torch at you...Copy !req
1413. then cover your faces, rather
than covering your backside!Copy !req
1414. So that he can go to
his friends and say...Copy !req
1415. "I caught a glimpse, but
don't know who it was."Copy !req
1416. Every day they kept flashing
their headlights at you...Copy !req
1417. but it never struck you.Copy !req
1418. You're happy because LOTA party
has a new agenda to discuss!Copy !req
1419. This is okay Neelam.Copy !req
1420. If you're having periods,
stay out of the temple.Copy !req
1421. If there's a pyre burning we
stay out of the crematorium.Copy !req
1422. And if we want to relieve
ourselves go outside the village.Copy !req
1423. Why?Copy !req
1424. Why make these rules?
Why only for us?Copy !req
1425. It was their fault... but
now, it's our fault!Copy !req
1426. What do you want, Jaya?Copy !req
1427. Do you expect us to leave
our home like you?Copy !req
1428. We don't have a toilet
even in our parent's home.Copy !req
1429. I don't know.Copy !req
1430. I only found a solution
to my problem.Copy !req
1431. But the rest of you don't even
realize that you're in trouble!Copy !req
1432. Someday... Someday you will be
reduced to ashes in these urns.Copy !req
1433. Even now you're trapped
in it while you're alive!Copy !req
1434. Serve water to your
husband in this urn...Copy !req
1435. and we'll see... whether
they make a scene, or not.Copy !req
1436. - Come, sir.
- Please.Copy !req
1437. - Brother.
- Hello, sir.Copy !req
1438. Yeah...Copy !req
1439. Jaya.Copy !req
1440. - Sir...
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
1441. This was your solution
to my problem?Copy !req
1442. Do me a favor, Keshav.Copy !req
1443. No more quick-fixes for me.Copy !req
1444. Forgive me.Copy !req
1445. Don't say that, Jaya.Copy !req
1446. Strange, you're bailing out
the guy who stole your loo.Copy !req
1447. No thief in the world will
steal a toilet, Inspector.Copy !req
1448. 1 see...Copy !req
1449. Okay.Copy !req
1450. - Let Keshav go.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1451. Come, brother. I guess
it's going to rain.Copy !req
1452. Let it rain, Naru.Copy !req
1453. Even the Lord's taunting me now.Copy !req
1454. Guess you're drunk...
you're not in your senses.Copy !req
1455. I am drunk... and even
more determined now.Copy !req
1456. - Mom.
- Yes.Copy !req
1457. Where's my silver-waistband?Copy !req
1458. Wow...Copy !req
1459. If Keshav sees you today he
will take you back home.Copy !req
1460. Let him come.Copy !req
1461. I will break his
head with the stick.Copy !req
1462. Listen...Copy !req
1463. He isn't asking for dowry.Copy !req
1464. Or raised his hand on you?Copy !req
1465. He loves you, think about it.Copy !req
1466. End this right here
and go back home.Copy !req
1467. You've made things more
complicated than it is.Copy !req
1468. Complicated?Copy !req
1469. Bravo, Vidya. Bravo.Copy !req
1470. Do you know what happened
with the kids in Badhai?Copy !req
1471. Poor kids went out
in the evening.Copy !req
1472. They were raped and
hung from the tree.Copy !req
1473. And a 17-year-old girl in
Jharkhand, committed suicide.Copy !req
1474. Why? Because her father
didn't build a toilet.Copy !req
1475. God forbid if something like
that happens with our child...Copy !req
1476. will you still say that
she's complicating things.Copy !req
1477. You women are your
own worse enemies.Copy !req
1478. Like they say, Vidya...Copy !req
1479. Don't wait till it's too late.Copy !req
1480. It's a good thing that our
child took this step.Copy !req
1481. When Keshav shows up today...Copy !req
1482. hit him hard on
my behalf as well.Copy !req
1483. Forget it, grandpa. I am not
even going to look at him.Copy !req
1484. "I crave for your glimpse..."Copy !req
1485. "... and finally I realized."Copy !req
1486. "I want to rub the mud under your feet
on my head and sanctify my sins."Copy !req
1487. "You didn't invite me... but I
still came down your lane."Copy !req
1488. "You can punish me for
all unfair treatment."Copy !req
1489. "You didn't invite me... but I
still came down your lane."Copy !req
1490. "You can punish me for
all unfair treatment."Copy !req
1491. "Don't spare your
beloved today..."Copy !req
1492. "... because he never learns."Copy !req
1493. "Your beatings feel so sweet."Copy !req
1494. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1495. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1496. "You're the only one I love."Copy !req
1497. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1498. "As my veil fluttered..."Copy !req
1499. "... you colored it
with your love."Copy !req
1500. "... you colored it
with your love."Copy !req
1501. "When I look into your eyes..."Copy !req
1502. "... my eyes were overwhelmed."Copy !req
1503. "... they were overwhelmed."Copy !req
1504. "My tear-filled eyes
couldn't sleep all night."Copy !req
1505. "They are crazy about to you."Copy !req
1506. "They are crazy about to you."Copy !req
1507. "When I heard your
sweet talks..."Copy !req
1508. "... my heart was hooked on."Copy !req
1509. "My heart was hooked on.."Copy !req
1510. "I came to you leaving
the world behind."Copy !req
1511. "I severed all ties
just to be with you."Copy !req
1512. "Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."Copy !req
1513. "Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."Copy !req
1514. "Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."Copy !req
1515. "I've forsaken everything for you,
now punish me in any way you want."Copy !req
1516. "We're incomplete
without each other."Copy !req
1517. "Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."Copy !req
1518. "Chant Radhe-Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."Copy !req
1519. "Pray to your God for me."Copy !req
1520. "I've let go of this shield."Copy !req
1521. "Color me red..."Copy !req
1522. "... only you can set
things right for me."Copy !req
1523. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1524. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1525. "You're the only one I love."Copy !req
1526. "Come dear and hit me hard."Copy !req
1527. This is really
humiliating, brother.Copy !req
1528. Stop acting like some Romeo.Copy !req
1529. Let's go inside.. It's
your in-laws home.Copy !req
1530. Throw your weight around.Copy !req
1531. How can I show my face?Copy !req
1532. I made a big mistake.Copy !req
1533. Well... you try talking
to sister-in-law.Copy !req
1534. I'll wait for you
in that corner.Copy !req
1535. And whoever hurled
that balloon at me...Copy !req
1536. I'll show him when
he comes to my village.Copy !req
1537. I am keeping my mouth shut because
this is my sister-in-law's home.Copy !req
1538. Otherwise I would've showed
you how we play Holi.Copy !req
1539. That won't do any good.Copy !req
1540. Apply some dirt.Copy !req
1541. Apply some dirt!Copy !req
1542. Apply some s*** instead.Copy !req
1543. You're never going to
move ahead of that.Copy !req
1544. You claim to have the best GK...Copy !req
1545. but never use
it in real life.Copy !req
1546. Will dirt cure your wounds?Copy !req
1547. But it will definitely
cause infection.Copy !req
1548. You've all made a fine mess in the
name of tradition and customs.Copy !req
1549. When in trouble, find
an easy way out.Copy !req
1550. Change others, but not yourself.Copy !req
1551. Since the time I was born, I've
always used a toilet, Keshav.Copy !req
1552. Why should I change
my habit now?Copy !req
1553. Listen... it's really
painful, isn't it?Copy !req
1554. You're the one who
got beaten up.Copy !req
1555. But I gave you the wounds.Copy !req
1556. Come back home.Copy !req
1557. I swear I'll change everything.Copy !req
1558. What will you change?Copy !req
1559. Everyone's opinion?Copy !req
1560. I won't die without you.Copy !req
1561. I am happy-Copy !req
1562. You didn't go?Copy !req
1563. You see, brother never leave a patient
in hospital or a lover alone.Copy !req
1564. What did sister-in-law
say? Is she coming back?Copy !req
1565. No, Naru. And she
shouldn't either.Copy !req
1566. I finally realized now.Copy !req
1567. How can she do something she
never did all her life?Copy !req
1568. This isn't just about a loo...Copy !req
1569. It's about everyone's view.Copy !req
1570. Jhoni... tell me
everything. What happened?Copy !req
1571. What can I say, grandma...
this is getting uncomfortable?Copy !req
1572. They're always in the jungle before
us, with their lights and camera.Copy !req
1573. At first, we thought
its the shooting crew.Copy !req
1574. But soon we realized
they were after us.Copy !req
1575. Guess they are from
some news channel.Copy !req
1576. They record us like we're
indulging in foreplay.Copy !req
1577. It's entirely Keshav
and his wife's fault.Copy !req
1578. Laxmi... what did she do now?Copy !req
1579. Your news was published in the
newspaper and we're paying the price.Copy !req
1580. Jhoni, you claim to be the
leader of LOTA party...Copy !req
1581. then why so embarrassed
to come on TV?Copy !req
1582. What are you saying, Keshav?Copy !req
1583. - Are you drunk?
- Yes, grandma, I am drunk.Copy !req
1584. This is entirely
your fault, Keshav.Copy !req
1585. Repercussions of getting
an educated wife.Copy !req
1586. You should be thanking us.Copy !req
1587. You've become a model at
this age, thanks to us.Copy !req
1588. Every day you defecate
out in the open.Copy !req
1589. So how about showing some
skin for TV as well.Copy !req
1590. It's alright, Panditji. He doesn't
know how to respect women.Copy !req
1591. The women in this country
can't respect themselves.Copy !req
1592. Otherwise, they would've never agreed
on defecating out in the open.Copy !req
1593. He's talking too much.Copy !req
1594. You don't worry.Copy !req
1595. To hell with these people.Copy !req
1596. We'll come up with a solution.Copy !req
1597. - We'll...
- No, Naru.Copy !req
1598. We're clone with finding
quick solutions.Copy !req
1599. It's time to do the impossible.Copy !req
1600. Today's first agenda.Copy !req
1601. The shooting is taking place on
the border of both the villages.Copy !req
1602. The shooting crew
has been warned...Copy !req
1603. that they should
stop wasting water.Copy !req
1604. The matter is under control now.Copy !req
1605. The next agenda, Keshav's
wife has left him.Copy !req
1606. And Keshav has put
in a request...Copy !req
1607. to build a public toilet
outside the village.Copy !req
1608. Those who agree can sign or put their
thumb impression on this paper.Copy !req
1609. I don't know.Copy !req
1610. We won't give our
thumb impression.Copy !req
1611. Young man, did you get this
idea from the shooting crew?Copy !req
1612. People won't forget their values
even if you build loos for them.Copy !req
1613. And stop defecating
in the fields?Copy !req
1614. Keep this stupidity
restrained to your home.Copy !req
1615. Stop joking, village-head.Copy !req
1616. I've already been arrested once.Copy !req
1617. If you try to burden us
with your problems...Copy !req
1618. then, we'll have
to face the music.Copy !req
1619. We got freedom from
the British rule...Copy !req
1620. do you want us to be
slave to their culture?Copy !req
1621. That isn't right, village-head.Copy !req
1622. There are other women
in the village.Copy !req
1623. And their safety is the village
council's responsibility.Copy !req
1624. - We're happy with our LOTA party.
- Yes.Copy !req
1625. And what about openly
humiliating yourself.Copy !req
1626. Keshav, don't talk
about respect.Copy !req
1627. Your wife left you.Copy !req
1628. Show some respect to others.Copy !req
1629. That's what he wants. That
we s*** in our homes.Copy !req
1630. Or maybe s*** in our kitchens.Copy !req
1631. I only want the
village council...Copy !req
1632. to put in a request with
the government for a toilet.Copy !req
1633. Don't try to teach us
our responsibility.Copy !req
1634. This is an ancestral village.Copy !req
1635. Our ancestors didn't build
a toilet in our homes...Copy !req
1636. and we're not Gods either.Copy !req
1637. If we build a bathroom in our
homes, won't that dirty our homes.Copy !req
1638. And what about the stink.Copy !req
1639. You want us to invite
diseases in our homes.Copy !req
1640. Don't try to teach the
villagers, Keshav.Copy !req
1641. - We don't want a bathroom.
- Of course.Copy !req
1642. We don't need one, so let's
not bother the government.Copy !req
1643. Let's go. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1644. - That's enough social-service for one day.
- Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
1645. Hey let's go from here.Copy !req
1646. Son, the Block Committee is
above the Village Council.Copy !req
1647. Go meet Vasudha
Tiwari at her office.Copy !req
1648. Pradhan, stop
misleading the boy.Copy !req
1649. And you.. Don't try to
challenge our culture, son.Copy !req
1650. Manu has written in
the 'Manu-Smriti'.Copy !req
1651. One must defecate
away from home.Copy !req
1652. Tell me, people, did Ram-Sita
build a bathroom in the jungle?Copy !req
1653. See this..Copy !req
1654. Who's going to complete that
'Shlok' (VERSE), headman?Copy !req
1655. Did you overlook the next page?Copy !req
1656. The 'Shloka' also states that...Copy !req
1657. one must not defecate near
a river or any water body.Copy !req
1658. And wash their hands afterward.Copy !req
1659. Forget about washing your hands. You
even clean your ass in the river.Copy !req
1660. People like you use religion
according to your own convenience.Copy !req
1661. What did you think?Copy !req
1662. Just because no one
knows Sanskrit...Copy !req
1663. you can say anything
you like and get away.Copy !req
1664. Don't try to teach me the
Scriptures, Village-head.Copy !req
1665. And remember...Copy !req
1666. Whether my wife comes back or not, I
will build a bathroom in this village.Copy !req
1667. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1668. - Look, uncle..
- What happened?Copy !req
1669. Look at our country's
plight. See here.Copy !req
1670. Keshav doesn't know who
he's going up against.Copy !req
1671. Thirty Cr scam.Copy !req
1672. There are no records.Copy !req
1673. All these scams are
four years old.Copy !req
1674. Everyone's involved. Read this.Copy !req
1675. And all these ministers are
involved in this scam.Copy !req
1676. Not just the ministers.
Everyone's involved.Copy !req
1677. What should I send Keshav?Copy !req
1678. Look at these scams.Copy !req
1679. Wonderful, sister-in-law.Copy !req
1680. Read it carefully.Copy !req
1681. - Thank you.
- Welcome.Copy !req
1682. Listen.Copy !req
1683. If you go to the toilet, don't
forget to lock the door.Copy !req
1684. - Do that later.. Don't be crazy.
- Go.Copy !req
1685. You're too much.Copy !req
1686. - Give me the file.
- Take it.Copy !req
1687. Careful.Copy !req
1688. Bye, sister-in-law.Copy !req
1689. - Bye.
- Love you.Copy !req
1690. - Mister, where's DM Mathur's room?
- It's this one.Copy !req
1691. - Hold on...
- Wait..Copy !req
1692. - It's urgent.
- You can't go inside like this.Copy !req
1693. Keshav from Mandgaon.Copy !req
1694. I see... so you're Keshav.Copy !req
1695. - Yes, that's me.
- I read in the newspapers.Copy !req
1696. First of all, all that money that
you swindle from the poor...Copy !req
1697. where do you take it out?Copy !req
1698. - Brother...
- Hold on.Copy !req
1699. Where are these... Thirty Cr
toilets. Can you show me?Copy !req
1700. I see... the public's awakening.Copy !req
1701. Well, finally after
all these years...Copy !req
1702. someone came asking
for an explanation.Copy !req
1703. What do you want from me?Copy !req
1704. Toilets... which the
government promised us.Copy !req
1705. Actually... I am
going to expose you.Copy !req
1706. 1 see...Copy !req
1707. See that you don't
expose yourselves.Copy !req
1708. Take a good look, guys.Copy !req
1709. This is a barber shop,
horse-stable...Copy !req
1710. and this one's a tailor shop.Copy !req
1711. So what does that prove?Copy !req
1712. All these are public toilets...Copy !req
1713. which you guys are using
for your personal benefits.Copy !req
1714. The government makes
toilet schemes...Copy !req
1715. but you guys reject it.Copy !req
1716. And you guys don't care.
To hell with the funds.Copy !req
1717. We won't build a
toilet in our homes.Copy !req
1718. Look at this Keshav, the
plan for your home.Copy !req
1719. Few of the homes
in your village...Copy !req
1720. were built under the
government rehabilitation scheme.Copy !req
1721. But the rest are
ancestral homes.Copy !req
1722. So there was never any facility
for toilets in our home.Copy !req
1723. The government installed
sewage lines in your homes.Copy !req
1724. But you guys shut it down.Copy !req
1725. That's not done.Copy !req
1726. The government made
arrangements...Copy !req
1727. but connecting the sewage
with your toilet is your job.Copy !req
1728. So who's the villain now?Copy !req
1729. You mean we don't
have an option now.Copy !req
1730. Do you know what's a PIL?Copy !req
1731. Public Interest Litigation.Copy !req
1732. Go see a lawyer.Copy !req
1733. Register a PIL against
the Village Council...Copy !req
1734. that you want a
toilet in your village.Copy !req
1735. Well, finally after
all these years...Copy !req
1736. at least someone thought
that toilet is a problem.Copy !req
1737. Actually sir, until the problem
doesn't get personal...Copy !req
1738. no one's prepared to
fight... or find a solution.Copy !req
1739. - Sir, can I come in?
- Come.Copy !req
1740. - Uncle, show me your face.
- Yes.Copy !req
1741. - Uncle.
- Taking my picture. Wait...Copy !req
1742. - Taking my picture. Wait...
- Uncle.Copy !req
1743. I took this picture at the turn.Copy !req
1744. This is a barber-shop,
this one is a tailor-shop.Copy !req
1745. This one is a cowshed, Isn't
this what the lawyer said?Copy !req
1746. Sir, I've brought all the
proof. What should we do next?Copy !req
1747. This will get the job done.Copy !req
1748. I'll get a sanction from the government
get a toilet built in Mandgaon.Copy !req
1749. - Okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
1750. It will take 11 months.Copy !req
1751. Well, that's almost a year.Copy !req
1752. It's the government...Copy !req
1753. works at its own pace.Copy !req
1754. All these years you
lived without a toilet.Copy !req
1755. Another year. Right.Copy !req
1756. I can live without a toilet
but without my wife.Copy !req
1757. Remember who's the villain,
in this case, Keshav.Copy !req
1758. You're challenging our culture.Copy !req
1759. Understood!Copy !req
1760. And it's not easy to
win over culture.Copy !req
1761. This is a difficult trial.Copy !req
1762. In this country, fighting against
culture is not an easy task.Copy !req
1763. Brother, I have an idea now...Copy !req
1764. what this culture is
everyone's ranting about.Copy !req
1765. Who is it?Copy !req
1766. Culture is something no
one's seen or heard of...Copy !req
1767. yet, everyone's
clinging on to it.Copy !req
1768. Culture is what makes us put donation
boxes in temples and mosques...Copy !req
1769. but makes humans defecate
out in the open like animals.Copy !req
1770. That's culture.Copy !req
1771. What is he doing?Copy !req
1772. This is a pandit's
home after all.Copy !req
1773. So veneration is a must before
starting any good deed.Copy !req
1774. For the sake of your happiness.Copy !req
1775. What good deed, son?Copy !req
1776. Laying the foundation
stone, grandma.Copy !req
1777. I'm building a
toilet in our home.Copy !req
1778. Now, change your
thinking, father.Copy !req
1779. And stop peeing out
in the gutter.Copy !req
1780. Okay, son.Copy !req
1781. You've crossed all limits.Copy !req
1782. Do as you please.Copy !req
1783. I won't eat a
morsel of food now.Copy !req
1784. Great, no food, no stress.Copy !req
1785. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1786. What... What's he...Copy !req
1787. "The world's preparing
to land on Mars..."Copy !req
1788. "... while the moon's
being sold on earth."Copy !req
1789. "From black/white to color..."Copy !req
1790. "... and now everything's in 3D."Copy !req
1791. "Thousands have climbed...
the Everest..."Copy !req
1792. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1793. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1794. "How long are you going to keep
doing it around the bush?"Copy !req
1795. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1796. - Can I give you an idea?
- What?Copy !req
1797. Leave the bathroom uncovered.Copy !req
1798. Why?Copy !req
1799. Are you going to bury
Anarkali in here?Copy !req
1800. Go on... hurry up.Copy !req
1801. Father...Copy !req
1802. Father, your meal..
Please eat your meal.Copy !req
1803. "Defecating in the open
is humiliating..."Copy !req
1804. "... that's what
culture tells us."Copy !req
1805. "Cover yourself
till your waist..."Copy !req
1806. "... and sit out in the open."Copy !req
1807. "Sister-in-law sets out
at crack of dawn..."Copy !req
1808. "... while the boys are
waiting on the way to ogle."Copy !req
1809. "Sit back and watch
what happens."Copy !req
1810. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1811. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1812. "How long are you going to
keep beating around the bush?"Copy !req
1813. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1814. "Every lane of the country is stinking,
it's difficult to even breathe."Copy !req
1815. "India will be clean again look
at the condition of your home."Copy !req
1816. "If you sit next
to the river..."Copy !req
1817. "... the water will
wash it all away."Copy !req
1818. "And that water will flow
through the taps..."Copy !req
1819. "... and you'll be
forced to drink that."Copy !req
1820. "Stop going to defecation
in the field."Copy !req
1821. "Stop other people
from going too."Copy !req
1822. "If defecating in the open is a matter
of pride then stop wearing clothes."Copy !req
1823. "Not everything is a tradition,
stop hiding behind it."Copy !req
1824. "Stop hiding behind it."Copy !req
1825. "Stop hiding behind it."Copy !req
1826. "Don't blame culture
for your faults."Copy !req
1827. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1828. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1829. "How long are you going to
keep beating around the bush?"Copy !req
1830. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1831. "Mister... better
build a toilet now."Copy !req
1832. Hey...Copy !req
1833. Stop!Copy !req
1834. Keshav, stop. Stop.. Keshav.Copy !req
1835. Stop!Copy !req
1836. Leave him Keshav. What
are you doing? Leave me.Copy !req
1837. Keshav. Leave me.Copy !req
1838. Get lost...Copy !req
1839. Get lost...Copy !req
1840. Get lost...Copy !req
1841. Get lost...Copy !req
1842. Don't come in front of me.Copy !req
1843. - What happened, brother?
- Naru, the calamity's been averted.Copy !req
1844. A Brahmin's home was saved
from getting tainted.Copy !req
1845. Nothing is ever going
to change here.Copy !req
1846. If you get hurt, apply dirt.Copy !req
1847. If shitting and toilets
are such a bad thing...Copy !req
1848. then why did God
give us a stomach?Copy !req
1849. No stomach, no loo.Copy !req
1850. Headman, open your
scriptures and tell me...Copy !req
1851. Is it our moral obligation to make
a spectacle out of our wife...Copy !req
1852. or does shit out in the
open give us salvation?Copy !req
1853. Tell me!Copy !req
1854. Savri... you don't feel
embarrassed having six kids.Copy !req
1855. But you feel embarrassed
to talk about toilets.Copy !req
1856. People like them associate
shame with religion.Copy !req
1857. You people.Copy !req
1858. You should be ashamed.Copy !req
1859. Panditji... you were
so embarrassed...Copy !req
1860. to read about your
daughter-in-law in the newspaper.Copy !req
1861. But no shame in peeing
out in the gutter.Copy !req
1862. It's quite obvious that
the women are fleeing.Copy !req
1863. We're stuck in this
blind game of religion.Copy !req
1864. Pretty soon... no one will ever give
you their daughter's hand again.Copy !req
1865. Everyone will die as bachelors.Copy !req
1866. Go on...Copy !req
1867. Go home... celebrate.Copy !req
1868. Tell stories to your children...Copy !req
1869. About how we brave-hearts
broke Keshav's Taj Mahal!Copy !req
1870. Go on... tell them!Copy !req
1871. Grandma...Copy !req
1872. Grandma... set the
plate for your son.Copy !req
1873. He'll break his fast today.Copy !req
1874. He just broke the entire house.Copy !req
1875. He broke everything.Copy !req
1876. "I feel so unfortunate."Copy !req
1877. "I don't deserve you."Copy !req
1878. "Nothing's more..."
"complicated than love."Copy !req
1879. Yeah, Jaya. I tried everything.Copy !req
1880. We must wait for 11 months.Copy !req
1881. No, Keshav.Copy !req
1882. Don't call me again.Copy !req
1883. And if you think I am joking,
then don't be mistaken.Copy !req
1884. I have an idea.Copy !req
1885. I'll get the Goswami Road fixed.Copy !req
1886. I'll get it fixed from my quota.Copy !req
1887. Look what's published in the
newspaper, village-head.Copy !req
1888. Calamity has befallen
on our village.Copy !req
1889. Divorce for a toilet.Copy !req
1890. Our village has been jinxed.Copy !req
1891. This is a complete disaster.Copy !req
1892. Our village will be disgraced
in the entire district.Copy !req
1893. Too much education
isn't good either.Copy !req
1894. This is really bad.Copy !req
1895. Brother Keshav is doomed.Copy !req
1896. Where can he go? He can't
stay in this village anymore.Copy !req
1897. There's been no divorce in our
village for the last 1700 years.Copy !req
1898. This is really
terrible, Panditji.Copy !req
1899. What can I say?Copy !req
1900. I never imagined I'll ever
hear this word in my life.Copy !req
1901. She wants a divorce.Copy !req
1902. Does she think it's a joke?Copy !req
1903. Sir, isn't he the same
Keshav who came to meet you?Copy !req
1904. No, he's the same 'Keshav'
who started 'Mahabharata'.Copy !req
1905. That 'Keshav' matter is
getting a lot of attention.Copy !req
1906. We're here to
interview his wife.Copy !req
1907. I'll tell you once I get there.Copy !req
1908. Keep the bathroom
in the background.Copy !req
1909. This story is about Jaya
from Sabrana village...Copy !req
1910. who is going to divorce her husband
just 6 months after their wedding.Copy !req
1911. Reason; toilet.Copy !req
1912. Jaya, are you actually divorcing
your husband for a toilet?Copy !req
1913. Don't you think this
reason is good enough?Copy !req
1914. You've been here since morning.
You came all the way from Delhi.Copy !req
1915. Did you use the bathroom?Copy !req
1916. Actually, we have a vanity
van, which has a...Copy !req
1917. That's why you think this
is not an actual problem.Copy !req
1918. I advise you to stay here one
night. Go out with LOTA party.Copy !req
1919. Sit out in the open amongst snakes,
scorpions and other animals.Copy !req
1920. And then you'll
realize my problem.Copy !req
1921. See... she's openly describing
her deeds on television.Copy !req
1922. Keshav, do you think that the
government is responsible?Copy !req
1923. Honestly, we're to
be blamed first.Copy !req
1924. The scam happened because
we didn't want a toilet.Copy !req
1925. We love our fields.Copy !req
1926. And the government distributed
free notebooks to the children...Copy !req
1927. but didn't tell them
what to write in them.Copy !req
1928. They built toilets, but didn't
teach anyone how to use it.Copy !req
1929. This is the government's
responsibility as well.Copy !req
1930. They only carried out
half of their tasks.Copy !req
1931. But the government has been
promoting this campaign a lot.Copy !req
1932. And built around 6 million
toilets in the last three years.Copy !req
1933. They built toilets..Copy !req
1934. .. but it's high time the government
made certain laws as well.Copy !req
1935. What laws?Copy !req
1936. Use toilets for defecating.Copy !req
1937. Keshav, you built a
toilet in your home.Copy !req
1938. Who broke that?Copy !req
1939. The men of our country feel really
proud to do it out in the open.Copy !req
1940. Some narrow-minded
guy broke my toilet.Copy !req
1941. - So...
- Actually, it was my father.Copy !req
1942. So you mean to say you'll never
do it out in the open again.Copy !req
1943. Well, back in the days I
would stand anywhere.Copy !req
1944. But now I'll only stand
up for a bathroom.Copy !req
1945. You must have faced a lot of
humiliation for this divorce.Copy !req
1946. If I make a mistake, I'm
bound to get insulted.Copy !req
1947. There must be a
toilet in the house.Copy !req
1948. There must be a toilet in
the house for the women.Copy !req
1949. So that, men can stop them
from wandering outside.Copy !req
1950. Wonderful, madam. Such a twisted
question for such a simple answer.Copy !req
1951. Are you from foreign channel?Copy !req
1952. Real freedom isn't about
going out to defecate.Copy !req
1953. It's about going out
on your own free will.Copy !req
1954. But who will explain
to these idiots?Copy !req
1955. Our fight is against...
this. Their views.Copy !req
1956. Their views.Copy !req
1957. But if you lose this fight,
you can lose your wife too.Copy !req
1958. I can lose her in the
open jungle as well.Copy !req
1959. [would rather lose
her like this.Copy !req
1960. It's quite simple, madam.Copy !req
1961. If you want your wife, you
got to have a toilet.Copy !req
1962. Jaya, who do you think is
responsible for this divorce.Copy !req
1963. The government or our tradition.Copy !req
1964. The women... who'll set out
again tomorrow at dawn.Copy !req
1965. Jaya from Sabrana village is still
steadfast on her decision of a divorce.Copy !req
1966. Will this affect the government
officials in anyway?Copy !req
1967. There's going to be a war.Copy !req
1968. All our past scams will
get exposed, Yadav.Copy !req
1969. Do you get it?Copy !req
1970. I guess even we'll have to
bathe out in the open now.Copy !req
1971. I can see stars
in daylight, sir.Copy !req
1972. I told you before...Copy !req
1973. You should've carried
out a part of the work.Copy !req
1974. Now the CM's called
for a meeting.Copy !req
1975. This is wrong, Swamiji.Copy !req
1976. This country will
never progress.Copy !req
1977. What was the result
of this movement?Copy !req
1978. Build toilets! Build toilets!Copy !req
1979. Calm down!Copy !req
1980. Our country is going backwards.Copy !req
1981. Well, there's been some
activity within the government.Copy !req
1982. From 11 months, its
come down to 10 months.Copy !req
1983. If the government functions any faster
then it will definitely collapse.Copy !req
1984. I'm a Brahmin too.Copy !req
1985. I'll have water as well as tea.Copy !req
1986. Yes, I'll get it.Copy !req
1987. Tell me something, Pandit.Copy !req
1988. Do you watch Sunny
Leone's movies?Copy !req
1989. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
1990. Is this what you wanted to ask?Copy !req
1991. You've been living alone
for so many years.Copy !req
1992. I'm sure you watch it secretly.Copy !req
1993. This was expected from you.Copy !req
1994. One can see your values
reflecting in your daughter.Copy !req
1995. That's true.Copy !req
1996. We taught her to speak up,
instead of staying quiet.Copy !req
1997. Your values about entering this
house with the help of a lie.Copy !req
1998. The values of maligning the family honor
by giving an interview on television.Copy !req
1999. And complicating a simple
issue like a toilet.Copy !req
2000. Even you admit it's an
uncomplicated issue.Copy !req
2001. So build a toilet at home too.Copy !req
2002. 1 see...Copy !req
2003. So you want us to
build a toilet...Copy !req
2004. in the same courtyard
where we Pray to 'Tulsi'.Copy !req
2005. Unbelievable, Panditji.Copy !req
2006. You Pray to the Ganga as well.Copy !req
2007. But don't you wash
your sins in it too?Copy !req
2008. You won't build a
toilet in your home...Copy !req
2009. but, you've turned the
entire country into a big loo.Copy !req
2010. You can open your zipper, or untie
your draw-strings wherever you like.Copy !req
2011. Change with time.Copy !req
2012. Change?Copy !req
2013. And forget our culture.Copy !req
2014. People like you have reduced
culture to just 'Sanskrit.'Copy !req
2015. Joshi... we live
for our culture...Copy !req
2016. and we Pandits can
even die for our culture.Copy !req
2017. I know you got
Japanese degrees...Copy !req
2018. but, have you ever
read the holy scriptures?Copy !req
2019. Lord Krishna addressed a
grave problem in Gita.Copy !req
2020. The world fights with each other but
only the brave fights with himself.Copy !req
2021. If you can conquer over
yourself, Pandit...Copy !req
2022. then, you can save the children's
world from falling apart.Copy !req
2023. And remember...Copy !req
2024. If you change nothing,
nothing will chance.Copy !req
2025. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
2026. There's nothing more
we can do, Keshav.Copy !req
2027. We failed to rattle the government
or change father's opinion.Copy !req
2028. All our plans backfired.Copy !req
2029. Even our plans of getting
a 'divorce' failed-.Copy !req
2030. So what?Copy !req
2031. Tomorrow morning we'll go to the court
and withdraw our divorce petition.Copy !req
2032. We'll leave our home...Copy !req
2033. and build our
own little abode.Copy !req
2034. I cannot break
your home, Keshav.Copy !req
2035. But I can break this marriage.Copy !req
2036. This isn't just my fight alone.Copy !req
2037. Every daughter, every
woman has her eyes on me.Copy !req
2038. If I give up now...Copy !req
2039. no woman will ever fight
for her right again.Copy !req
2040. See... now you sound
like a leader.Copy !req
2041. Sorry...Copy !req
2042. I couldn't be your wife.Copy !req
2043. You became my wife the day you served
father dinner after the entire fiasco...Copy !req
2044. and even went
out to the fields.Copy !req
2045. And today... when you're
prepared to leave me...Copy !req
2046. to bring a change
in this country.Copy !req
2047. That's more like Keshav's wife.Copy !req
2048. And as far as our
divorce is concerned...Copy !req
2049. Give me your phone.Copy !req
2050. Here...Copy !req
2051. I've deleted your number.Copy !req
2052. I can even walk the
gallows for you.Copy !req
2053. Divorce is a very small step.Copy !req
2054. See you tomorrow at
the family court.Copy !req
2055. Radhe-Radhe.Copy !req
2056. Come on... I'll drop you home.Copy !req
2057. I swear I won't elope
with you. Come on.Copy !req
2058. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
2059. "I used to feel... love's
too far-fetched for me..."Copy !req
2060. "... because I have no dreams."Copy !req
2061. "I am completely
lost in your eyes."Copy !req
2062. "Like sandalwood
dissolves in water."Copy !req
2063. "The heart's willing
to do anything."Copy !req
2064. "Quit smiling, silly,
or I'll fall in love."Copy !req
2065. These days if there's an
argument the wife quits home.Copy !req
2066. Even if the husband's
Hrithik Roshan.Copy !req
2067. You're absolutely right.Copy !req
2068. That Joshi's daughter
didn't give up.Copy !req
2069. She's going to the court...Copy !req
2070. They might even get divorced.Copy !req
2071. Honestly speaking, her
husband really loved her.Copy !req
2072. Yes.Copy !req
2073. Didn't you see... he
tried his level best.Copy !req
2074. But to what avail?Copy !req
2075. Just another charade
without a reason.Copy !req
2076. For such small things who creates
an issue. She only made a scene.Copy !req
2077. Who runs away from home and demands
divorce for such trivial issues?Copy !req
2078. I thought her demand was valid.Copy !req
2079. What did she ask for?Copy !req
2080. Poor thing wasn't used to
going out in the open...Copy !req
2081. what else could
she have done?Copy !req
2082. So now she can sit in
her toilet proudly.Copy !req
2083. And us?Copy !req
2084. We'll keep going
out... like we do.Copy !req
2085. You know... what would've happened
if we had made the same demand?Copy !req
2086. Don't talk to me in Jaya's tone.Copy !req
2087. What happened?Copy !req
2088. She only brought
disgrace to our village.Copy !req
2089. - Come on... serve dinner.
- I didn't cook dinner.Copy !req
2090. What do you mean you
didn't cook dinner?Copy !req
2091. If we eat, we'll have to go.Copy !req
2092. No food, no going out.Copy !req
2093. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
2094. Actually, it all
makes sense now.Copy !req
2095. - Vimu...
- Who?Copy !req
2096. - Oh, my...
- Mother!Copy !req
2097. - Oh, my...
- Mother!Copy !req
2098. What happened?Copy !req
2099. - What happened?
- I think I broke a bone.Copy !req
2100. But how did you fall down?Copy !req
2101. - Someone spilled oil here.
- Oil?Copy !req
2102. I was going towards the field.Copy !req
2103. Quickly, take me to the field.Copy !req
2104. Hurry up... quickly. Pick me up.Copy !req
2105. Mother...Copy !req
2106. Mother...Copy !req
2107. No.. I don't think I can
walk all the way to the field.Copy !req
2108. - And I can't control it any longer either.
- Mother..Copy !req
2109. - Quickly... lift me up.
- Mother..Copy !req
2110. Can I go in there?Copy !req
2111. What are you thinking?
Your mother is dying!Copy !req
2112. Quickly... lift me up.Copy !req
2113. Mother, no.. No..Copy !req
2114. Lift me up.Copy !req
2115. Lift me up. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
2116. Careful.Copy !req
2117. Quickly, take me. Take me, son.Copy !req
2118. Take me quickly. Oh, God!Copy !req
2119. We can't defecate
out in the open!Copy !req
2120. We can't defecate
out in the open!Copy !req
2121. if Jaya Joshi gets a divorce...Copy !req
2122. then, we'll all
get a divorce.Copy !req
2123. We can't defecate
out in the open!Copy !req
2124. We'll fight. Take
down our request.Copy !req
2125. This is not the way.Copy !req
2126. Why don't you understand? This
is not how you get a divorce.Copy !req
2127. I request you, please go away.Copy !req
2128. - We also want a divorce.
- Just go from here.Copy !req
2129. We've all heard about
mass marriages...Copy !req
2130. but never about mass
divorce before today.Copy !req
2131. One reason; toilet.Copy !req
2132. This is a challenge
to the government.Copy !req
2133. - Verma.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
2134. What is this?Copy !req
2135. Bureaucracy, sir.Copy !req
2136. From society welfare
committee to the village...Copy !req
2137. the files have to go
through seven offices.Copy !req
2138. And they all have their...Copy !req
2139. Understood!Copy !req
2140. Verma, do one thing today.Copy !req
2141. Then buy seven locks...Copy !req
2142. and lock all the
toilets in those offices.Copy !req
2143. Sir..Copy !req
2144. No one will go to the
toilet for seven days.Copy !req
2145. Those who want to go will have
to find a solution himself.Copy !req
2146. But, sir..Copy !req
2147. Only the wounded knows the
pain, and no one else.Copy !req
2148. But, sir, how is that possible?Copy !req
2149. If our Prime Minister can ban notes
for the country's benefit...Copy !req
2150. then we can
close toilets too.Copy !req
2151. Yes, sir.Copy !req
2152. Jaya Joshi left her husband's
home on 15th February.Copy !req
2153. And today they are meeting
directly in the court.Copy !req
2154. And the reason for their separation
is the 3000 Cr toilet scam.Copy !req
2155. We've never had a divorce
in the last 1700 years.Copy !req
2156. If Lord Krishna
returns to Radha...Copy !req
2157. will Rukmini divorce Him?Copy !req
2158. Quarrels should be
solved at home.Copy !req
2159. - And not made a public spectacle.
- You're right.Copy !req
2160. No one's ever said that
we should use a toilet...Copy !req
2161. then what is this
feud all about?Copy !req
2162. I wish Keshav had understood
the chapter on Manusmriti...Copy !req
2163. then he wouldn't be
facing this problem.Copy !req
2164. Seems like people are
against building toilets.Copy !req
2165. They believe it's
against their culture.Copy !req
2166. You tell me...Copy !req
2167. What about the Prime Minister's
'Cleanliness Drive'?Copy !req
2168. If we build a toilet at home then
how can we keep our homes clean?Copy !req
2169. So that's their opinion about
the 'Cleanliness Drive'.Copy !req
2170. A village where toilets
are deemed unhygienic...Copy !req
2171. are bound to
have such divorces.Copy !req
2172. Hello.Copy !req
2173. Madam, sign on this urgently.Copy !req
2174. - Madam... madam...
- Hold on.Copy !req
2175. - Jaya...
- What is it?Copy !req
2176. Will it be easy for your daughter to
live in the village after this divorce?Copy !req
2177. Why?Copy !req
2178. Is she causing
floods or doomsday?Copy !req
2179. No, I...Copy !req
2180. Did anyone in your family
ever have a divorce before?Copy !req
2181. Forget my family, let's
talk about the country.Copy !req
2182. Did anyone ever have a
divorce for a toilet?Copy !req
2183. My daughter will set an
example. Come along.Copy !req
2184. Do you think divorce is the
solution to this problem?Copy !req
2185. It is the solution
to my problems.Copy !req
2186. - One more question...
- That's enough... Come on, move aside.Copy !req
2187. Sir-sir... you tried your level
best to save your marriage.Copy !req
2188. But, if this is only
about a toilet then..Copy !req
2189. .. why didn't you go
live with your wife?Copy !req
2190. Yes, that's a nice idea.Copy !req
2191. But I don't know how to
run from my problems.Copy !req
2192. Sir, it's not that sunny...Copy !req
2193. yet you're
wearing sunglasses.Copy !req
2194. Are you trying to
hide your tears?Copy !req
2195. Look, madam, everyone's
blinded by fake pride.Copy !req
2196. And anyway, these
are fake Raybans.Copy !req
2197. But the world has a
real one on their eyes.Copy !req
2198. Are you going to challenge
the government after this?Copy !req
2199. It's your job to blame the
government for everything.Copy !req
2200. You should take some
responsibilities yourself.Copy !req
2201. Keshav, are you sad that
your wife's leaving you?Copy !req
2202. No, I love it.Copy !req
2203. Now I'll get a new
wife for myself.Copy !req
2204. - Come on, that's enough.
- Sir, just one more question.Copy !req
2205. - Sir.. Sir.. Please sir.
- That's enough.Copy !req
2206. I feel that everything
will be fine.Copy !req
2207. They don't know how to talk.Copy !req
2208. I mean...Copy !req
2209. These people are getting
divorced as well.Copy !req
2210. I don't know.Copy !req
2211. - Radhe-Radhe.
- Greetings. Greetings.Copy !req
2212. We didn't have so many
guests even at our wedding.Copy !req
2213. I haven't seen our
wedding video yet.Copy !req
2214. But our divorce is being broadcast
live on national television.Copy !req
2215. Fix your hair, sweetheart.Copy !req
2216. Quit smiling silly,
I'll fall in love.Copy !req
2217. Time now for a small break.Copy !req
2218. On the other side of the break we'll
show you Jaya and Keshav's signatures.Copy !req
2219. Stay with us on Abhi
Tak Channel, live.Copy !req
2220. After this divorce, the people are
going to divorce this government.Copy !req
2221. Because this is their
biggest failure.Copy !req
2222. Judging by the size of this issue, this
was a controversy waiting to happen.Copy !req
2223. If what Keshav and
Jaya are doing...Copy !req
2224. ushers in a change
then it's always welcome.Copy !req
2225. You see, I was the first one to
report this news in my newspaper.Copy !req
2226. But I never thought it
would escalate to divorce.Copy !req
2227. It's all due to the narrow-mindedness
of these ignorant.Copy !req
2228. But brother Keshav
tried his best.Copy !req
2229. Jaya and Keshav.Copy !req
2230. Do you two still stand
firm on your decision?Copy !req
2231. Yes...Copy !req
2232. No toilet, no marriage.Copy !req
2233. Sir, this letter has arrived
from the CM's office.Copy !req
2234. The court rejects Jaya and
Keshav's plea for divorce.Copy !req
2235. The government has accepted
Keshav's request...Copy !req
2236. for building a
toilet in his village.Copy !req
2237. The construction begins tomorrow morning
on the ground outside the village.Copy !req
2238. Until then... the villagers will
be facilitated with porta-loo.Copy !req
2239. - Why are you sulking?
- Nothing.Copy !req
2240. Congratulations, brother.Copy !req
2241. The file which went nowhere in 12
months got sanctioned in 12 minutes.Copy !req
2242. And do you know what the
Chief Minister did?Copy !req
2243. He locked all the toilets
in every government office.Copy !req
2244. That's when these officers
learned their lesson.Copy !req
2245. Remember what you said
at Mr. Mathur's office.Copy !req
2246. "Until the problem
doesn't get personal..."Copy !req
2247. "... no one's willing to
fight, find a solution."Copy !req
2248. You were absolutely
right, brother.Copy !req
2249. What's wrong now, Keshav.Copy !req
2250. We found a solution and
did the impossible.Copy !req
2251. We got the toilet.Copy !req
2252. Jaya, I promised to give
you your personal toilet.Copy !req
2253. I couldn't do it.Copy !req
2254. Maybe not personal, but at
least there's a toilet.Copy !req
2255. - I am happy.
- I couldn't change father's view either.Copy !req
2256. I can't take you
back in that house.Copy !req
2257. Keshav!Copy !req
2258. You'll always be a numbskull.Copy !req
2259. You fought against
the entire world...Copy !req
2260. and now you say you
won't take her home.Copy !req
2261. Daughter-in-law, let this be.Copy !req
2262. The fake charades, fake
thumb, fake pride.Copy !req
2263. Leave all this behind and
then step inside the house.Copy !req
2264. - Is he sick?
- I think so.Copy !req
2265. I am not sick, son.Copy !req
2266. In fact, I am better now.Copy !req
2267. You see...Copy !req
2268. It's time to take the
blind off our eyes...Copy !req
2269. and put it on the toilet.Copy !req
2270. That's wonderful, father.Copy !req
2271. - That's wonderful.
- Sorry, daughter-in-law. Sorry.Copy !req
2272. For the first time, I've
done something good.Copy !req
2273. So only daughter-in-law
will inaugurate my toilet.Copy !req
2274. - My toilet, father?
- Yes.Copy !req
2275. But brother sold his
bike to pay for this..Copy !req
2276. - ..you didn't spend a penny.
- Get lost... shut up.Copy !req
2277. - Just a thought, father.
- Let it be.Copy !req
2278. - This isn't right.
- Quiet.Copy !req
2279. No.. No.. Come on.Copy !req
2280. - What happened?
- Sister-in-law, look here.Copy !req
2281. Brother Keshav... Group
photo. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
2282. Ready.Copy !req
2283. Written in scriptures.Copy !req
2284. Humans should not perform daily
action in front of the sun or moon.Copy !req
2285. Then the use of the toilet
should be made mandatory.Copy !req
2286. I had already told Keshav.Copy !req
2287. This sacrifice has to be done in the
interest of cleanliness of the people.Copy !req
2288. Children get used to going to
the toilet since childhood.Copy !req
2289. If you defecation in the
open, you will beat.Copy !req
2290. Getting big pleasure.
My life has changed.Copy !req
2291. Father did not approve of this.Copy !req
2292. But said no. Toilets
will be definitely made.Copy !req
2293. Why do sister-in-law
go out to toilet.Copy !req
2294. Or why should any woman
go out? This is wrong.Copy !req
2295. Congratulations to
Keshav and Jaya.Copy !req
2296. Now the women of the house do not
have to go away in the open.Copy !req
2297. Keshav is right. 'If you want your
wife, you got to have a toilet.'Copy !req
2298. The money that the government
gave us to make toilets...Copy !req
2299. we returned them.Copy !req
2300. Do we take money from the
government to buy TVs and freeze?Copy !req
2301. Then why take money
to make toilet.Copy !req
2302. The toilets will be
made by our own money.Copy !req
2303. Remember...Copy !req
2304. 'If you want your wife, you
got to have a toilet.'Copy !req