1. - This is a man's world ~Copy !req
2. - This is a man's world ~Copy !req
3. - But it would be nothing
without a woman or a girl... ~Copy !req
4. Ready or not, here comes mama.Copy !req
5. - And where is the body? ~Copy !req
6. - And where is the body? ~Copy !req
7. - Move over mother ~Copy !req
8. - Cos I'm going faster
than you can drive ~Copy !req
9. - The body beautiful ~Copy !req
10. - Oh, you are too many things ~Copy !req
11. - To die for ~Copy !req
12. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
13. - Ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
14. - Aah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
15. - Ooh
Body beautiful ~Copy !req
16. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
17. - Ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
18. - Aah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
19. - I am body beautiful
Beautiful ~Copy !req
20. - My cha-cha pumps ~Copy !req
21. - I've got them on ~Copy !req
22. - I work the runway
Left-right-left-right ~Copy !req
23. - All night long
You'd better walk ~Copy !req
24. - I am the one ~Copy !req
25. - There is no other
I am mother ~Copy !req
26. - I am body beautiful ~Copy !req
27. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
28. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
29. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
30. - Body beautiful ~Copy !req
31. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
32. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
33. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
34. - I am body beautiful ~Copy !req
35. - I am grand
Grand diva ~Copy !req
36. - I am the queen
Queen Bee ~Copy !req
37. - A masquerade
Who am I? ~Copy !req
38. - I'm fantasy
You're fantasy ~Copy !req
39. - I am the house
The whole mansion ~Copy !req
40. - Of elegance ~Copy !req
41. - Featuring
I am body beautiful ~Copy !req
42. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
43. - Oh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
44. - Uh-oh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~Copy !req
45. - Ooh!
Body beautiful ~Copy !req
46. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh ~Copy !req
47. - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah... ~Copy !req
48. - Don't throw your mother at me!
- Get out!Copy !req
49. I'm gonna make my lips
even more bee-stung.Copy !req
50. I'm taking my face to Sweden
to win the Nobel Peace Prize.Copy !req
51. Ain't nobody here tonight
winning Miss Congeniality.Copy !req
52. Ladies, five minutes.Copy !req
53. New York City!Copy !req
54. Pay your hometown girls some homage!Copy !req
55. Your drag-queen pageant finalists!Copy !req
56. Miss Sheena Riviera.Copy !req
57. Miss Missy!Copy !req
58. Cateria Raez!Copy !req
59. Cappuccino Commotion!Copy !req
60. Vida Boheme!Copy !req
61. Noxeema Jackson!Copy !req
62. Señorita Chi Chi!Copy !req
63. Owwww!Copy !req
64. - ... and the lady is mine ~Copy !req
65. - Mine, all mine, oh
Well, she's never in the way ~Copy !req
66. - Always something nice to say
Oh, what a blessing ~Copy !req
67. - What a blessing ~Copy !req
68. - I can leave her on her own ~Copy !req
69. - She's OK alone
and there's no messing ~Copy !req
70. - No messing ~Copy !req
71. - She's a lady ~Copy !req
72. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~Copy !req
73. - Talkin' about that little lady ~Copy !req
74. - And the lady is mine ~Copy !req
75. - Mine, all mine, oh ~Copy !req
76. - Well, she never asks very much
and I don't refuse her ~Copy !req
77. - Always treat her with respect
I never would abuse her ~Copy !req
78. - What she's got is hard to find
and I don't want to lose her ~Copy !req
79. - Help me build a mountain
from a little pile of clay ~Copy !req
80. - She's a lady ~Copy !req
81. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady ~Copy !req
82. - Talkin' about the little lady ~Copy !req
83. - And the lady is mine ~Copy !req
84. Hello, hello, hello!
Good evening.Copy !req
85. And here to present
this year's Drag Queen Of The Year...Copy !req
86. last year's winner.Copy !req
87. Put your hands together forCopy !req
88. Miss Rachel Tensions!Copy !req
89. Hello!Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. Oh!Copy !req
92. What can I say? My heart is full.Copy !req
93. - I love you!
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
94. Mama!Copy !req
95. Well, well.
Here we all are again.Copy !req
96. Another year flies byCopy !req
97. and it's time to crown
a new Drag Queen Of The Year.Copy !req
98. Proof that in New York CityCopy !req
99. a thing of beauty is a joyCopy !req
100. for exactly 12 months.Copy !req
101. May I have the envelope, please?Copy !req
102. Mmm-mmm. I don't know who he isCopy !req
103. but if there's a snowstorm tonight,
he's going on my tyres.Copy !req
104. The winner
of the Drag Queen Of The YearCopy !req
105. will receive an all-expense-paid,
round-trip ticketCopy !req
106. to Hollywood, California!Copy !req
107. Where she can compete
in the Drag Queen Of America contest.Copy !req
108. I'm so excited I could just spit.Copy !req
109. And the winner is...Copy !req
110. We have a tie!Copy !req
111. - Tie? What's she mean, tie?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
112. - And the winners are...
- Me...Copy !req
113. Miss Noxeema Jackson
and Miss Vida Boheme!Copy !req
114. Work the runway, work it!
To the future, diva women!Copy !req
115. Come, come.Copy !req
116. Now, go and scandalise
this country, girlfriends.Copy !req
117. This land was made for you and her.Copy !req
118. Us in Hollywood?
This is total glam.Copy !req
119. I just hope nobody
mistakes us for the Gabors.Copy !req
120. - We'll be seen at the China Bowl.
- We will induce envy and rage.Copy !req
121. Look. That little Latin boy
in drag is crying.Copy !req
122. Find out why
that little Latin boy in drag is crying.Copy !req
123. Little Latin boy in drag,Copy !req
124. why are you crying?Copy !req
125. Cos... It's just cos the two of you
are so pretty, you know?Copy !req
126. - That's all?
- Of course we're prettyCopy !req
127. but why are you crying?Copy !req
128. Maybe she just found out
Menudo broke up.Copy !req
129. Now, little one, what is your name?Copy !req
130. It's Chi Chi. Chi Chi Rodriguez.Copy !req
131. - What's with the waterworks?
- I wanted to win this so muchCopy !req
132. because I never won nothing.
Every time that I do something,Copy !req
133. I get it wrong and somebody's
always laughing at me.Copy !req
134. But maybe I'll meet somebody nice
who will rescue me,Copy !req
135. instead of old men
with their greasy bellies and their moneyCopy !req
136. and their...
and leaving when the time is up.Copy !req
137. But, no, I'm a loser.
That's why. I'm a loser.Copy !req
138. I hate my life, I hate myself,
I hate everything!Copy !req
139. Listen, listen. You are a winner.
You look like...Copy !req
140. Well, you are a winner and...Copy !req
141. - Don't be looking at me.
- Noxeema!Copy !req
142. Don't be giving me that
bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look.Copy !req
143. Chi Chi, you just sit right here.Copy !req
144. I am going upstairs
to have a talk with Miss Noxeema.Copy !req
145. - We will be right back.
- I'm not going upstairs with you.Copy !req
146. I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy.Copy !req
147. Noxeema, we must all help others.Copy !req
148. - How?
- Take her with us to Hollywood.Copy !req
149. - Say what?
- Take her with us.Copy !req
150. - How are we gonna do that?
- Erm...Copy !req
151. Sell our plane tickets
and the three of us go by bus.Copy !req
152. Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young,
queer life. You and your causes.Copy !req
153. That child is Latin. You don't
want to get mixed up in that mess.Copy !req
154. She might be a Sandinista.Copy !req
155. Noxeema Jackson,
I must admit that I am shockedCopy !req
156. and just a little bit saddened by you.
You, of all people.Copy !req
157. I remember the first time
that I laid eyesCopy !req
158. on a certain young
ebony enchantress in the roughCopy !req
159. and how, through styling
and the occasional make-up tip,Copy !req
160. I helped her look just a little bit
less like Moms Mabley.Copy !req
161. - Moms Mabley?
- And who'd think that enchantressCopy !req
162. would one day share a title with moi?Copy !req
163. Now, on those steps,
that dear little Spanish soul,Copy !req
164. working that tired Abbe Lane drag
for all it's worthCopy !req
165. is all alone in this world.Copy !req
166. And she just once
wants to be special,Copy !req
167. to have a moment in the starlight,Copy !req
168. to dream of being
utterly, utterly fabulous.Copy !req
169. - Hello!
- I'm walking here! I'm walking here!Copy !req
170. Now, the China Bowl is the place
if you want to be outrageous.Copy !req
171. What stunning visions! Tell us
your beauty secrets or we'll die.Copy !req
172. Darling, I cannot be held responsible
for that.Copy !req
173. - I wish I was as beautiful as you.
- Honey!Copy !req
174. Good luck. Come on, honey.Copy !req
175. Thank you.Copy !req
176. - They really like us.
- Love...Copy !req
177. Delighted to meet us!Copy !req
178. Vida! Hi.Copy !req
179. Excuse me. Oh, Vida, Vida!
Che bellissima. Come va?Copy !req
180. Darling, enchanté.Copy !req
181. Oh, you spoke French. How bi.Copy !req
182. Look at you, my little piñata.
How are you?Copy !req
183. The only man of money matters,
Mr John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.Copy !req
184. - ¡Ay, tan chulo! El gusto es mio.
- No, no. El gusto es mio.Copy !req
185. No, papito, el gusto es mio.Copy !req
186. - See that?
- El gusto es mio.Copy !req
187. Si te ajusto las nalgas...Copy !req
188. You remember
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.Copy !req
189. - His name is my name, too.
- Do people shout? I hate that.Copy !req
190. Look at you!
I'm like a compass near north.Copy !req
191. - Congratulations on your victoire.
- Thank you.Copy !req
192. Now, we must talk.
We have une petite crise.Copy !req
193. - Crise? Oh, jamais.
- We have decidedCopy !req
194. to take our young protégé,
Miss Chi Chi, to Hollywood with us.Copy !req
195. - How Three Sisters. How Chekhov.
- We?Copy !req
196. - What part do I play?
- Two round trips to LA.Copy !req
197. - To have or to dump?
- To dump.Copy !req
198. - To-dump, to-dump,
to dump-dump-dump ~Copy !req
199. - One thousand.
- That is fabulous.Copy !req
200. - Then three round trips to LA.
- Mode of transportation?Copy !req
201. - Cheapest.
- Oh, well, mule!Copy !req
202. Sorry, darling. Forgive me.Copy !req
203. - You've got her number.
- Let's say bus.Copy !req
204. I do not do the bus. You have me
mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks.Copy !req
205. Ixnay on the Hound, then.
How about chemin de fer? Train.Copy !req
206. - Oh, yes! Does it have a club car?
- How much?Copy !req
207. Let's see. Three round-trip tickets,
two adults, one child...Copy !req
208. Tell me, does it have a club car?Copy !req
209. 1,500?Copy !req
210. That is totally out of our league.
What else can we do?Copy !req
211. On account of your need
and unprecedented glamour,Copy !req
212. today you're the lucky winner of...Copy !req
213. - Can we pay in trade?
- It's English, darling. Noxee.Copy !req
214. "Crazy Elijah -
my cars are my children."Copy !req
215. Drop my name,
anything on the lot - $50.Copy !req
216. - Problem solved. A lifesaver.
- Are we driving to Los Angeles?Copy !req
217. - Cherry Lifesaver.
- All-day sucker.Copy !req
218. Are we discussing driving
from New York to Los Angeles?Copy !req
219. Don't start with me. We will go on.
I've got to go. Bye!Copy !req
220. This America does not
respond kindly to our sort of person.Copy !req
221. No one say anything frivolous
for a few moments,Copy !req
222. I am having a significant experience.Copy !req
223. WhoopeeCopy !req
224. Miss Julie Newmar has been watching
silently over this conversation.Copy !req
225. And look at her, vintage Miss Julie.Copy !req
226. She is the perfect,
the ultimate... Oh!Copy !req
227. Describe her
and do not use the word "statuesque".Copy !req
228. Miss Julie, you are statuesque
and you were the only Cat Woman.Copy !req
229. - Read it, please.
- "To Wong Foo,Copy !req
230. "thanks for everything,
Julie Newmar."Copy !req
231. - Who was Wong Foo?
- I don't know but they were close.Copy !req
232. I'm hungry.Copy !req
233. We must take this message across
the land as our sovereign token.Copy !req
234. Let's just relax.Copy !req
235. I was back in the club car,
now we're driving across America.Copy !req
236. ¡Ay, nenita! Look! Look at this!
Look what I found.Copy !req
237. Golly, golly, golly!Copy !req
238. - The seats are like butter.
- Now this is a car.Copy !req
239. A car? Mary Alice Louise, no.
This is a land yacht.Copy !req
240. I used to know a lawyer guy
who had a car just like thisCopy !req
241. and I said then and there
I'd have one for myself.Copy !req
242. - Can we have this?
- But we daren't.Copy !req
243. I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield
in this.Copy !req
244. Ooh! Not a good auto reference.Copy !req
245. Please, it's a wreck. Ladies.Copy !req
246. Be careful with the...
It'll never get you to California!Copy !req
247. - It's the look!
- Noxee, how can you possibly refuse?Copy !req
248. Internal combustion,
the ultimate accessory.Copy !req
249. Ladies, please, for your own safety,
go with the Toyota Corolla.Copy !req
250. It comes down to
that age-old decision.Copy !req
251. Style...Copy !req
252. or substance?Copy !req
253. Hmm...Copy !req
254. - Gotta move ~Copy !req
255. - Gotta get out ~Copy !req
256. - Gotta leave this place ~Copy !req
257. - Gotta find some place ~Copy !req
258. - Some other place
Some brand new place ~Copy !req
259. - Some place where each face that
I see won't be staring back at me ~Copy !req
260. - Telling me what to be
and how to be it ~Copy !req
261. - Some place where I can just be me ~Copy !req
262. - Gotta move ~Copy !req
263. - Gotta get out... ~Copy !req
264. Let me ask you something.
We just left Philadelphia, right?Copy !req
265. - So the next city is...
- Bala Cynwyd.Copy !req
266. - Bala Cynwyd. It's Welsh.
- That's right.Copy !req
267. - How do you know that?
- How did you know that?Copy !req
268. Believe it or not, it's my hometown.Copy !req
269. - Get out!
- Oh, my goodness! I want to see!Copy !req
270. - I wanna see where she was birthed!
- The birthplace of Miss Vida Boheme.Copy !req
271. There's got to be
a historical marker or something.Copy !req
272. - ... when I find me that new place,
maybe ours ~Copy !req
273. - Gotta leave this town ~Copy !req
274. - Gotta leave this place ~Copy !req
275. - Gotta find a new man ~Copy !req
276. - Gotta move ~Copy !req
277. Welcome to Bala Cynwyd.
It's so beautiful!Copy !req
278. Here, they made me stop being Esther
Williams in Million Dollar Mermaid,Copy !req
279. thus marring
the Methodist annual picnic.Copy !req
280. How come you never told us
you were rich?Copy !req
281. - I'm not rich, my parents are.
- You gave all this up?Copy !req
282. There will be a barbecue
at Twelve Oaks tonight.Copy !req
283. We were so poor my parents
got married for the rice.Copy !req
284. Why did you give this up?Copy !req
285. - Vida gave all this up to be Vida.
- Hello.Copy !req
286. Next time you give something like
this up, call me, I'll take it.Copy !req
287. There. There.Copy !req
288. ¡Ay, mama! Look!Copy !req
289. Fabulous. Simply fabulous.Copy !req
290. Maps are cheating.Copy !req
291. Don't do that! What are you doing?Copy !req
292. Go back!Copy !req
293. Oh, Jesus.
Vida, this is unbecoming of a lady.Copy !req
294. How are we gonna know
where we're going?Copy !req
295. - Instincts, my dear.
- And exquisite wit.Copy !req
296. To become a drag queen,
you have to learn these things.Copy !req
297. What do you mean, "be a drag queen"?
I am a drag queen.Copy !req
298. Oh, child, no. You are, simply put,
a boy in a dress.Copy !req
299. When a straight man puts on a dress
to get kicks,Copy !req
300. he is a transvestite.Copy !req
301. When a man is a woman
trapped in a man's bodyCopy !req
302. and has the little operation,
he is a transsexual.Copy !req
303. - I know that.
- When a gay manCopy !req
304. has way too much fashion sense
for one gender, he is a drag queen.Copy !req
305. Thank you.Copy !req
306. And when a tired Latin boy puts on
a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress.Copy !req
307. - I'm just a boy in a dress?
- Definitely.Copy !req
308. OK, OK, that's it.
That does it. I'm history.Copy !req
309. Maybe there is a place for somebody
like me but I don't need that.Copy !req
310. She running across the border.Copy !req
311. You have huge potential
and you are squandering it!Copy !req
312. What do you care?Copy !req
313. Yes, you will start off
a mere boy in a dress.Copy !req
314. But when we are done
with this crusade,Copy !req
315. Auntie Vida and Auntie NoxeeCopy !req
316. will give you the outrageous outlook
and indomitable spiritCopy !req
317. that it will take to make you
a full-fledged drag queen.Copy !req
318. So now, I want you to turn
your sway-backed little self aroundCopy !req
319. on those Robert Clergerie knockoffs
and get back in this car.Copy !req
320. Maybe I'm not just a boy in a dress.Copy !req
321. All right. You are a drag princess.Copy !req
322. I could live with that.
I'm a princess.Copy !req
323. P to the R to the IN
to the CESS! I'm a princess!Copy !req
324. - Are you all right?
- You gotta like! Princess Chi Chi.Copy !req
325. That's fine
but you still have a lot to learnCopy !req
326. before you're a full-fledged queen.Copy !req
327. Can I stay a princess?
They're younger.Copy !req
328. Does everything have to be a joke?
This is not a masquerade, it's real.Copy !req
329. There are steps to becoming a queen.Copy !req
330. I'm sorry. How many?Copy !req
331. Four. There are four steps
to becoming a drag queen.Copy !req
332. Tell me, what are they?Copy !req
333. Patience, ma chérie.
You will know when you've done them.Copy !req
334. Miss Noxeema,
our duchess of protocol, will inform you.Copy !req
335. Just pay attention. Auntie
Vida will make you a big old queen.Copy !req
336. God grant me the serenity
to accept being a boy in a dress,Copy !req
337. the courage to change with the fashions
and the wisdom to know the difference.Copy !req
338. Congratulations, Miss Rodriguez.Copy !req
339. That was step number one
towards true queenliness.Copy !req
340. Step one already!Copy !req
341. Let good thoughts
be your sword and shield.Copy !req
342. - Take a look at yourself
What do you see? ~Copy !req
343. - A willing victim of mediocrity ~Copy !req
344. - No one told you
you can't have it all ~Copy !req
345. - It's time to act up
and have a ball ~Copy !req
346. - You've got to be yourself
Gonna change that vibe... ~Copy !req
347. I'm so tired,
I wish I were dead.Copy !req
348. We all tired, honey.Copy !req
349. We're gonna have to stop sometime.Copy !req
350. I know. I've just
sort of been postponing it.Copy !req
351. Stop torturing us.Copy !req
352. OK.Copy !req
353. Budget Hosts are really good,
I'm serious.Copy !req
354. You can keep the mints
even if you don't stay all night.Copy !req
355. It's a Budget Host.Copy !req
356. I don't know.
It's just so Middle America.Copy !req
357. - Why don't we sleep in the car?
- Oh, pleaseCopy !req
358. I've got to sleep in a real bed.Copy !req
359. People are gonna be cruel, maybe
violent. We have been there before.Copy !req
360. Let's throw you two a pity party.
Two fraidy old ladies.Copy !req
361. - What is she doing?
- Live life before it lives you.Copy !req
362. - She'll get herself killed.
- When?Copy !req
363. Gonna be second-rate your whole life.Copy !req
364. Please get in this car.Copy !req
365. I'm not sleeping with
the Wicked Witch Of The West.Copy !req
366. Chi Chi, please!Copy !req
367. I need some sleep tonight, OK?Copy !req
368. - Take a picture, it'll last longer.
- We have to go get her. Let's go.Copy !req
369. Why do you always do this to me?Copy !req
370. - Ridiculous. A bunch of wet rags.
- She's crazy.Copy !req
371. We're staying in this no-tell motel
so be quiet.Copy !req
372. - I should have met you outside.
- It's OK, Mr Manager.Copy !req
373. We came in for a little sanctuary.Copy !req
374. - Welcome.
- Welcome?Copy !req
375. - There's wine and cheese.
- I love to be wined and dined.Copy !req
376. You'll meet many
of your friends inside.Copy !req
377. Friends?Copy !req
378. Get with the programme. No one is
so rich as to throw away a friend.Copy !req
379. Is there a drag ball going on?Copy !req
380. Basketball?Copy !req
381. I'll be centre,
you be cheerleader.Copy !req
382. Come on, over here!Copy !req
383. - I'm open.
- Move the ball around.Copy !req
384. Yeah!Copy !req
385. Miss Chi Chi, I must commend youCopy !req
386. on your entrance
into this establishment.Copy !req
387. Oooh! Absolutely.
Step two, big time.Copy !req
388. Halfway towards
utter, utter fabulousness.Copy !req
389. Step two to becoming a queen -
ignore adversity.Copy !req
390. - Toast to Miss Chi Chi.
- We salute you.Copy !req
391. - Oh, she's a brick ~Copy !req
392. - House ~Copy !req
393. - She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out ~Copy !req
394. - She's a brick ~Copy !req
395. - House ~Copy !req
396. - I like ladies stacked
And that's a fact ~Copy !req
397. - Ain't holding nothing back
Oh, she's a brick ~Copy !req
398. - House ~Copy !req
399. - Yeah, she's the one
The only one ~Copy !req
400. - Built like an Amazon... ~Copy !req
401. "Lost in the hot embrace
of Damien's sinewy bronze flesh,Copy !req
402. "Laritza surrendered
her body completely..."Copy !req
403. Oh!Copy !req
404. "... melting with every touch
of his insatiable lipses."Copy !req
405. Oh, stop. My nerves.Copy !req
406. Where the freak are we?Copy !req
407. The last person I sawCopy !req
408. didn't have but two teeth in
his mouth, so I guess West Virginia.Copy !req
409. - Oh, what in gay hell?
- What's the matter?Copy !req
410. - This could prove problematic.
- Why?Copy !req
411. The first name
on my driver's licence is Eugene.Copy !req
412. Eugene?Copy !req
413. Yes.
Eugene?Copy !req
414. Eugene?Copy !req
415. - Can I see your licence?
- What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
416. You got a tail light out.
Your licence.Copy !req
417. Oh! A tail light out. That is
the very least of our problems.Copy !req
418. - What have we got here?
- Hola.Copy !req
419. Hi.Copy !req
420. Erm... I was wondering
if you could help us.Copy !req
421. We are three young
career girls from...Copy !req
422. - Career girls?
- Yes. From New York City.Copy !req
423. We are so lost you cannot believe.Copy !req
424. - Where do you think we are?
- West Virginia?Copy !req
425. West Virginia?Copy !req
426. You're a long way
from West Virginia, girls.Copy !req
427. Could you possibly help us find
a moderately priced hotel?Copy !req
428. We don't go for that
around these parts,Copy !req
429. white girls riding around
with niggers and spics.Copy !req
430. - Talk to him, you speak honky.
- Sheriff Dullard...Copy !req
431. - That's Dollard.
- I am sorry.Copy !req
432. - It's Dollard.
- It says Dullard on your name tag.Copy !req
433. It's a misprint!Copy !req
434. As I was saying,
we are three young career girls...Copy !req
435. - You're pretty.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
436. Step out of the vehicle.Copy !req
437. - Don't do it.
- Vida, please be careful.Copy !req
438. Get out of the car.Copy !req
439. Christ, you're tall.Copy !req
440. - Is this really necessary?
- Where's your licence?Copy !req
441. Come with me to my car. Come on.Copy !req
442. You stay in the vehicle.Copy !req
443. Officer, if I could just explain.
My licence, the name...Copy !req
444. - Don't worry about your licence.
- Don't worry?Copy !req
445. I think maybe he's prejudiced.Copy !req
446. I bet you were the brightest
in your class.Copy !req
447. What are you doing?Copy !req
448. - Give me a kiss.
- No. Please, no.Copy !req
449. I know what you want. You know what
you career girls want?Copy !req
450. - Careers?
- Same thing as every girl wants.Copy !req
451. - No, please don't do this.
- Give Daddy some sugar.Copy !req
452. Please, no! Please. No.Copy !req
453. When a lady says no, she means...Copy !req
454. Get your hand off my dick, buddy!Copy !req
455. Sheriff Dullard?Copy !req
456. Sh-Sheriff Dullard?Copy !req
457. Noxee. Oh, no. Noxee!Copy !req
458. - Don't go out there.
- What is going on?Copy !req
459. I think he's dead.
Don't leave me.Copy !req
460. - I killed him.
- Why is he on the ground?Copy !req
461. - Are you sure?
- Don't go over!Copy !req
462. - How do you know he's dead?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
463. - He had his hand up my dress...
- Feeling you up?Copy !req
464. He was trying to have
his way with me.Copy !req
465. - How do you know he's dead?
- If you want to know, you check.Copy !req
466. - Don't get an attitude.
- Let me check.Copy !req
467. I knew this accountant
who died on me like this.Copy !req
468. - Be careful, Chi Chi.
- I can't believe this.Copy !req
469. Mamis, don't quote me
but I think this one is deceased.Copy !req
470. Oh, my God. A dead white policeman?Copy !req
471. - Should we blow?
- Yes. Two words, b-low.Copy !req
472. - Let's go.
- Don't leave me with this dead man!Copy !req
473. Look, Miss Necrophilia,
get yourself in this car right now!Copy !req
474. I can't believe this.
I get a nice crown, a nice sceptre,Copy !req
475. then I end up being part of...Copy !req
476. What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
477. Lovely night. Look at those stars.Copy !req
478. Come on.Copy !req
479. Use your muscles.
Jealous?Copy !req
480. Oh, no, it isn't.Copy !req
481. Please...Copy !req
482. Now, we're stuck here forever.
I knew it.Copy !req
483. I could be in a comfortable,
climate-controlled environmentCopy !req
484. on a transcontinental airline,Copy !req
485. enjoying my individual package
of peanuts and my warm towelCopy !req
486. if it wasn't for what? What?Copy !req
487. The little Hispanic rent-a-tart.Copy !req
488. I didn't ask to come on this trip,
did I? No, I don't think so.Copy !req
489. Did I ask you to be making me over
and jump all kinds of hoops?Copy !req
490. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
491. And do I want to go to jail
because of some cop-killer?Copy !req
492. The next town,
I'm jumping on the first manCopy !req
493. and I'm riding him all the way to
New York City and away from you twoCopy !req
494. because this trip sucks, it sucks.Copy !req
495. After all we've done to include you,
you would leave us so quickly?Copy !req
496. Like that.Copy !req
497. All right.Copy !req
498. Since you have learned
absolutely nothing,Copy !req
499. I am hereby stripping you
of all your princess points.Copy !req
500. - Ooh, that's voodoo. That's cold.
- You can't do that.Copy !req
501. When I think Noxee and I decided
to take pity on this Latin boy in dragCopy !req
502. - and bring her along with us...
- "Noxee and l"? Uh, uh, uh.Copy !req
503. No, no! Noxee didn't decide anything.
Noxee got dragged into this.Copy !req
504. What about the two of you
leaving poor Miss VidaCopy !req
505. at the hands of this possibly dead
Sheriff DullardCopy !req
506. and you stayed stuck
in this car like Mary Jo Kopechne?Copy !req
507. O dear and oft-thanked Wong Foo,Copy !req
508. it's not that I'm asking for help
but if something, anything...Copy !req
509. If somebody gave me back my
princess points, I would get us a ride.Copy !req
510. How can you hitchhike
if there are no cars, stupid?Copy !req
511. You don't know me very well.
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe.Copy !req
512. I got more legs
than a bucket of chicken.Copy !req
513. She'll get kidnapped
by some mountain manCopy !req
514. and we will have to rescue her.Copy !req
515. Why she always gotta have
the last word, huh?Copy !req
516. You need a ride?Copy !req
517. Yeah! Our car died over thereCopy !req
518. and I just need to go
pick up my friends, all right?Copy !req
519. Hop in.Copy !req
520. Get inside.
I got us a ride to Spidersville.Copy !req
521. That's Snydersville.Copy !req
522. Thank you, Wong Foo.Copy !req
523. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
524. Thank you.Copy !req
525. Well, ladies,
welcome to Snydersville.Copy !req
526. Thank you.Copy !req
527. - Virgil! Carol Ann!
- OK...Copy !req
528. Virgil?Copy !req
529. Carol Ann?Copy !req
530. And you thought
the Dust Bowl was over?Copy !req
531. - Bobby Ray, is that you?
- It sure is. Is Virgil in?Copy !req
532. - Virgil. It's Bobby Ray. You in?
- No.Copy !req
533. He's in.Copy !req
534. Tell him we got a big Cadillac
broke down upside the road.Copy !req
535. He's got a big Cadillac broke down.Copy !req
536. - So?
- He'll be right down.Copy !req
537. OK, well, this is it.Copy !req
538. Here you got your bathroom,
you got towels.Copy !req
539. If you want anything, holler.
We'll put your bags in the hall.Copy !req
540. You've got an overhead light here.Copy !req
541. - Go get it.
- That's not cool.Copy !req
542. You girls all did want to be
in the same room.Copy !req
543. Do you, by chance, have a room
that's possibly more inhabitable?Copy !req
544. This is the presidential suite.Copy !req
545. Must have been
one of those bad presidents.Copy !req
546. You seem a little tired
so I'll leave you be.Copy !req
547. Your car should be ready tomorrow.
It's only one night.Copy !req
548. - Excuse me.
- There's no toilet.Copy !req
549. You know what I think?Copy !req
550. The last black person
to stay here was Sam Cooke.Copy !req
551. "'The fates must despise meCopy !req
552. "'for I am doomed
to spend the rest of my daysCopy !req
553. "'in this miserable cell.'Copy !req
554. "The rest of her days?Copy !req
555. "Suddenly, from out of the darkness
came evidence to the contrary.Copy !req
556. "'By the sword of my father
before me,Copy !req
557. "'I, Juan Carlos la Noche
will rescue Princess Laritza."'Copy !req
558. I think tomorrow
I'll wear a say-something hat.Copy !req
559. I think tomorrow
is a say-something hat day.Copy !req
560. "'I'm here to save you,
Princess Laritza.'Copy !req
561. "'You are my knight
in shining armour."'Copy !req
562. Why do I feel like I'm in
the Tournament Of Roses Parade?Copy !req
563. - Because you're as big as a float?
- Your mother.Copy !req
564. - Thank you.
- OK.Copy !req
565. As soon as I get to a town with a bus
I'm out of here. Howdy, y'all.Copy !req
566. Hello.Copy !req
567. For girls,
they're sure strong and big.Copy !req
568. - Brunell?
- Virgil.Copy !req
569. Oh, Virgil.
So how long will she take to fix?Copy !req
570. - All of five minutes.
- Oh, my goodness. Thank you.Copy !req
571. When I get the part.Copy !req
572. See, I don't have any Cadillac parts,
especially no old ones.Copy !req
573. - I can order it for Monday.
- It's Saturday morning now.Copy !req
574. - What do we do till Monday?
- You got to wait.Copy !req
575. Oh, no, no, no, no!
People are waiting for me.Copy !req
576. Ladies. Ladies.
You're just gonna have to wait.Copy !req
577. - Maybe Virgil can call his friend...
- Carol Ann.Copy !req
578. Excuse me.Copy !req
579. What are we gonna do now,
Miss Know-It-All?Copy !req
580. - Hello.
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
581. We will have to stay here till MondayCopy !req
582. and get to know this lovely town
and its inhabit... ants.Copy !req
583. Excuse me. What are you gawking at?Copy !req
584. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
585. Nothing.Copy !req
586. I love roughnecks. If I was your bread,
would you be my butter?Copy !req
587. My God.
This is my idea of hell!Copy !req
588. - Careful.
- Who is their art director? Ma Joad?Copy !req
589. We will make the most of it. Watch.Copy !req
590. Pardon me, kind sirs. Pardon me.Copy !req
591. Thank you.Copy !req
592. My name is Vida Boheme
of the Manhattan BohemesCopy !req
593. and my travelling companions and ICopy !req
594. will be staying in your fair hamlet
for the weekend.Copy !req
595. Are there some historical points of
interest that we should not miss?Copy !req
596. She can't hear and she don't talk.
She's just a little...Copy !req
597. Oh. Oh...Copy !req
598. There's nothing interesting here
for you, you're from New York City.Copy !req
599. But we'll try to be accommodating.Copy !req
600. Well, er, thank you.Copy !req
601. Pardon me.Copy !req
602. But let's just all suck it up
and make this place tolerable, OK?Copy !req
603. Now, ready?
Operation Decorator Storm.Copy !req
604. - Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
605. - All the world is waiting for you ~Copy !req
606. - And the power you possess ~Copy !req
607. - In your satin tights
Fighting for your rights ~Copy !req
608. - And the old red, white and blue ~Copy !req
609. - Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
610. - Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
611. - Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
612. - Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
613. - You're a wonder,
Wonder Woman ~Copy !req
614. - That's him.
- Jeez!Copy !req
615. - This guy's living.
- You think?Copy !req
616. - Sheriff Dullard?
- Dollard here.Copy !req
617. - Your badge says Dullard.
- It's a misprint.Copy !req
618. - Sheriff, what happened here?
- I was attacked.Copy !req
619. - Hello, Loretta.
- Hello.Copy !req
620. Alcoholic. Low self-esteem.
Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly.Copy !req
621. She took to the bottle
as soon as she could swallow.Copy !req
622. Over there. Her and her husband
ain't had sex for nearly seven years.Copy !req
623. Another mess is the youngest
of the Budd family over there.Copy !req
624. Poor thing, he's got a sad little...
st-st-st-stutter.Copy !req
625. It'd bring a tear to your eye.
Then there's Clara.Copy !req
626. You can say anything to her.
She don't hear, she can't talk.Copy !req
627. - She can't hear you?
- No.Copy !req
628. Your stockings are falling down!Copy !req
629. There's no medical reason. Ever since
her husband lost the movie theatreCopy !req
630. and he run off with that lady film -
what do you call it? - Distributor.Copy !req
631. Oh! Now, over there is Jimmy Joe,
who runs the Rooster and Pony.Copy !req
632. He is the nicest coloured man
you'd ever want to meet.Copy !req
633. Robert Mitchum?Copy !req
634. Yoo-hoo!
Excuse me, you forgot something!Copy !req
635. Hello! Excuse me!Copy !req
636. You forgot your picture!Copy !req
637. I picked it up because
I didn't want it to get dragged...Copy !req
638. Oh, no, girlfriend...
Did you just do a U-ie?Copy !req
639. Oh, girl. I'm coming.
I'm a-coming! I'm gonna get you.Copy !req
640. I'm just trying to give you back...Copy !req
641. Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
642. I don't find this funny any more.Copy !req
643. Sheriff Dollard,
we've read your filed reportCopy !req
644. regarding the assault
in your jurisdictionCopy !req
645. and we should ask a few questions
before we pursue this case.Copy !req
646. First off,
with regards to the assailant,Copy !req
647. are we correct in summarising, if
we can clarify matters by saying that...Copy !req
648. you got beat up by a girl?Copy !req
649. They were not girls.Copy !req
650. They were boys, three of them,
and one of them was black.Copy !req
651. - May we see Exhibit A?
- Found at the scene of the crime.Copy !req
652. All right!Copy !req
653. They were dressed up like girls
but they were boys.Copy !req
654. You sons of bitches.
Don't laugh at me!Copy !req
655. I was attacked by perverts!
If you won't do something, I will!Copy !req
656. - Mrs Dollard...
- Give me the shoe.Copy !req
657. - Mrs Dollard.
- Shut up. Just shut up!Copy !req
658. I'm gonna bring back three corpses.Copy !req
659. And when you look up their dressesCopy !req
660. if you don't find something
you shouldn't find,Copy !req
661. I don't know what.Copy !req
662. I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid.Copy !req
663. They used to take us troubled kids
into the country for picnics...Copy !req
664. I didn't know
it was gonna be a party.Copy !req
665. I would have dressed for it.
Liquorice, anyone?Copy !req
666. I guess it's a poker party, you got
all your players, you don't need me.Copy !req
667. Looksies, no feelsies.Copy !req
668. Anybody read any good books lately?Copy !req
669. Come on!Copy !req
670. That's how you pick up a lady.Copy !req
671. Carol Ann, darling,
we need more towels.Copy !req
672. We've gone through the first 14
but, you know, girl stuff.Copy !req
673. - Are you crying?
- No. Just chopping onions.Copy !req
674. TVW - the very worst.
Quick household hint, if I may.Copy !req
675. Put these on
and it will shield your eyes...Copy !req
676. - No, don't.
- Oh, darling, what happened?Copy !req
677. Nothing.Copy !req
678. You are going to have a shiner,
put a steak on that.Copy !req
679. These boxes
dropped on me from that closet.Copy !req
680. Anyway,
I got to get this dinner ready.Copy !req
681. - Oh, oh! May I?
- What's that?Copy !req
682. Just a little spice.Copy !req
683. - A little paprika...
- No, don't! No, don't!Copy !req
684. - We don't use spices here.
- I am sorry.Copy !req
685. - Virgil does not like it.
- I'm just pushy.Copy !req
686. Virgil does like his way,
doesn't he?Copy !req
687. You're very observant.Copy !req
688. As a matter of fact...Copy !req
689. I can't help but observe right nowCopy !req
690. that there are
no chopped onions anywhere.Copy !req
691. I think that maybe you'd better
just let me finish this alone.Copy !req
692. Surely.Copy !req
693. And the box in the closet?
Good one, darling.Copy !req
694. I used to tell people that when
my father called me cruel names,Copy !req
695. it was just because
of his sense of humour.Copy !req
696. If you need more towels,Copy !req
697. you'll find them in the closet
down at the end of the hallway.Copy !req
698. Hello.Copy !req
699. I brought your picture back.Copy !req
700. You dropped it earlier and...Copy !req
701. Thank you. You're welcome.Copy !req
702. Wow. Miss Thing got
some stuff in here.Copy !req
703. Mind if I sit?Copy !req
704. Whoo!Copy !req
705. That little run you took me on
really took a lot out of me.Copy !req
706. Not that I'm not in shape
or anything, but...Copy !req
707. Those boys didn't hurt you,
did they, Miss Chi Chi?Copy !req
708. Just a little bit, Bobby.Copy !req
709. Nothing time won't heal. Thank you.Copy !req
710. Look at your eyes. They as blue
as window cleaner, Bobby Lee.Copy !req
711. That's Bobby Ray.
Bobby Lee's a girl.Copy !req
712. I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend?Copy !req
713. No, I don't got one of those.
A girlfriend, I mean. I got a name -Copy !req
714. Bobby Ray but you know that.Copy !req
715. Sorry. They have a mind of their own,
you know. My goodness.Copy !req
716. My God, that was so brave
what you did back over there.Copy !req
717. Aw...Copy !req
718. You were just like a regular
knight in shining pick-up truck.Copy !req
719. - Stop it.
- What time are you due...Copy !req
720. Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
721. That's so romantical.Copy !req
722. God. I don't have the words.Copy !req
723. Don't cry, Miss Chi Chi.
Please don't cry.Copy !req
724. Miss Chi Chi, if you were my girl,
you'd never cry for anything,Copy !req
725. except maybe from happiness.Copy !req
726. You said a mouthful.Copy !req
727. - Let's go.
- All right.Copy !req
728. Don't think that I can't see you,
Miss Bobby Lee. Come, come.Copy !req
729. So, you are Virgil and Carol Ann's
eldest, am I right?Copy !req
730. Yeah. How did you know?Copy !req
731. I'm the eldest in my family, too.Copy !req
732. Wow.Copy !req
733. I picked these for your mom.Copy !req
734. They only grow in darkness and dankCopy !req
735. but sweetness, how they blossom.Copy !req
736. - You know a lot.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
737. I guess it's on account
of what you really are.Copy !req
738. Bobby Ray told me
what you really are.Copy !req
739. - He did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
740. You're a career girl.Copy !req
741. Oh! Yes. Yes.Copy !req
742. I could never be like that.Copy !req
743. Oh, no. You can be anything you want.Copy !req
744. You just imagine
good things happeningCopy !req
745. - and you make them happen.
- Oh.Copy !req
746. Well, what if what I want to imagine
is a boy I want to go out with?Copy !req
747. You might want to set your sights
a tiny bit higher.Copy !req
748. Just to start off. Then I'll work
on the career-girl stuff.Copy !req
749. Miss Vida thinks
that I don't have a dream.Copy !req
750. I'm not Martin Luther King.
I don't need a dream. I have a plan.Copy !req
751. I'm gonna tell you what it is
because I knew I could trust you,Copy !req
752. being as you're not a big talker
and everything.Copy !req
753. My plan is that, while in Hollywood,Copy !req
754. I will be approached by an eminent
producer - at the Ivy, no doubt -Copy !req
755. to star in the lush film versionCopy !req
756. of the life
of Miss Dorothy Dandridge.Copy !req
757. Oh, yes. That noble blacktress
who never played domestic helpCopy !req
758. and whose career was crushed
by the white Hollywood machine.Copy !req
759. Homegirl ended up dying penniless.Copy !req
760. I can remember
almost everything she's ever done,Copy !req
761. from Serenade Sun Valley
to Bahama Passage.Copy !req
762. Gorgeous performance.Copy !req
763. After that was Hit Parade Of '43,
Drums Of The Congo.Copy !req
764. No, no, no - Drums Of The Congo,
then Hit Parade Of '43.Copy !req
765. Then between that and Carmen JonesCopy !req
766. she did something... Road.
Road... road.Copy !req
767. - Bright Road.
- Thank you.Copy !req
768. Carmen Jones
and then Island In The SunCopy !req
769. and her co-star in Carmen Jones
was Miss Pearl Bailey,Copy !req
770. whose birthday I think should be
a national holiday.Copy !req
771. Did you say something?Copy !req
772. Carmen Jones,
then Island In The Sun,Copy !req
773. then Decks Ran Red,
then, oh, yes, Porgy And Bess.Copy !req
774. Oh, spectacular.
Then there was... er... er...Copy !req
775. - Tamango.
- Tamango...Copy !req
776. Malaga.Copy !req
777. Malaga.Copy !req
778. Honey, when did you
start talking?Copy !req
779. Wanna try Lena Horne?Copy !req
780. Go, girl.Copy !req
781. Feature debut, 1942.Copy !req
782. Panama Hattie!Copy !req
783. That's wonderful.
That is just wonderful.Copy !req
784. You're not gonna start
walking across waterCopy !req
785. and making the blind see, are you?Copy !req
786. You put spices in here.Copy !req
787. Some fell in. I scooped them out.Copy !req
788. You do this to make me mad.
Why do you want to make me mad?Copy !req
789. - I scooped them out.
- Why are you arguing with me?Copy !req
790. - I'm not.
- You want me to hit you?Copy !req
791. Take them out.Copy !req
792. - Jimmy Jay?
- Joe.Copy !req
793. - Joe Jay.
- Jimmy Joe.Copy !req
794. Can we have one ladies' cocktail...Copy !req
795. - Miss Clara!
- I know her.Copy !req
796. - Hey, girl.
- Hi, sweetie. Sit here.Copy !req
797. - Hi. I'm Noxeema.
- How do you do?Copy !req
798. - Noxeema Jackson.
- Noxeema?Copy !req
799. Uh-huh. Jesse's daughter.Copy !req
800. So, Beatrice,
what are we working on?Copy !req
801. We are working on decorations
for the Strawberry Social.Copy !req
802. - Strawberry Social?
- The biggest thing in these parts.Copy !req
803. We're doing it tomorrow.
We all make strawberry pies,Copy !req
804. we take them into the centre of town,
then we eat the strawberry pies.Copy !req
805. Then we go home.Copy !req
806. Oh, lovely! Une fête champêtre.Copy !req
807. - May I?
- Oh, please.Copy !req
808. Is there music and dancing and?Copy !req
809. We used to have a hollering contest
but some people didn't like it.Copy !req
810. We give out ribbons
for the best strawberry pie.Copy !req
811. - This party craves a theme.
- Theme?Copy !req
812. What do strawberries say
to anyone here?Copy !req
813. Well, erm...Copy !req
814. Strawberries are red.Copy !req
815. Good. That's a start.Copy !req
816. - Wild strawberries.
- Yes, wonderful!Copy !req
817. - Red and wild. That's your theme.
- What?Copy !req
818. Red and wild is our theme.
You know what we should have today?Copy !req
819. - A day with the girls.
- A day with the girls.Copy !req
820. Somebody has to drive me
to Greenville. Come on.Copy !req
821. A day with the girls,
like in New York high society!Copy !req
822. Merna, what's a day
with the girls?Copy !req
823. Katina,
first you do volunteer workCopy !req
824. and then you get your hair done,Copy !req
825. then you pick out a new outfitCopy !req
826. and then you go sit
in a café and talk.Copy !req
827. I've never heard
that expression before.Copy !req
828. I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour.Copy !req
829. Beauty parlour?Copy !req
830. Here, here it is!Copy !req
831. Oh!Copy !req
832. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
833. Man! Look at that!Copy !req
834. It's like living
in a Tex Avery cartoon.Copy !req
835. I think we should
just ignore them.Copy !req
836. Oh, no, no, no.
Noxee, please, no.Copy !req
837. What's all this noise?Copy !req
838. Oh, baby.
You are a whole lot of woman.Copy !req
839. I know what you need.Copy !req
840. I hardly think you're the man
to give it to me.Copy !req
841. - Oh, no?
- Tough talk.Copy !req
842. Thank you.Copy !req
843. I think you should apologise to me.Copy !req
844. And I also think you should
apologise to those ladies.Copy !req
845. I ain't apologising to no ladies.
No way.Copy !req
846. No way.Copy !req
847. Just as I expected.
Well... do you like my nails?Copy !req
848. Walk.Copy !req
849. What can I say?
She's had a difficult life.Copy !req
850. What did you say your name was?
Your name?Copy !req
851. - Tommy.
- Tommy, Tommy.Copy !req
852. Well, Tommy, this is Miss Vida
and Miss ClaraCopy !req
853. and this is Miss Katina
and Miss Merna,Copy !req
854. Miss Loretta and of course
Miss Little Bobby Lee.Copy !req
855. Now, Tommy, when you encounter
such gorgeous ladies,Copy !req
856. the correct way to greet them
is to say,Copy !req
857. "Good afternoon, ladies."
Can you say that, Tommy?Copy !req
858. Good afternoon, ladies.Copy !req
859. Unless it's the evening
and then you say what?Copy !req
860. Good evening, ladies.Copy !req
861. Go home, take a bath, comb your hairCopy !req
862. and please put on a clean shirt
when you step outside.Copy !req
863. It's an affront
to the very delicacy of my nature.Copy !req
864. Miss Clara.Copy !req
865. You just got to know
how to talk to people.Copy !req
866. And a four and a fiveCopy !req
867. and a sixCopy !req
868. and a seven and a eight.Copy !req
869. Children, and one.Copy !req
870. Plié on two.Copy !req
871. And three, opening four.Copy !req
872. Come, come, come.Copy !req
873. Hello, you handsome thing.Copy !req
874. - All right. No colours.
- No. No. No. No.Copy !req
875. We just have-have
w-what's on the f-floor.Copy !req
876. - We're not gonna have much luck.
- It is looking somewhat serious.Copy !req
877. What?Copy !req
878. - Oh, my God!
- What? Speak to me.Copy !req
879. Oh! Oh...Copy !req
880. Oh! Oh! I can't believe it! Oh!Copy !req
881. Look! They're from the Sixties!Copy !req
882. There's a whole bunch of it,
there's something for everybody.Copy !req
883. T-That's just s-stuff my grandma bought
w-when she opened.Copy !req
884. It never s-s-s-sold
and she never s-s-s-sent it b-b-backCopy !req
885. and we were gonna g-give it
to Good-Good-Good...Copy !req
886. Good-Good-Good...Copy !req
887. - Can you believe? I can't believe!
- Good-Good-Good...Copy !req
888. Look at this. Look, look.Copy !req
889. Oh, Miss Clara,
you're gonna look like Emma Peel.Copy !req
890. Ooh! Sorry.Copy !req
891. Goodwill.Copy !req
892. - Yes. For me.
- No, no, no. No, this is mine.Copy !req
893. Oh, there's this fringe, honey.
I think I'm gonna black out.Copy !req
894. - Another time
Another place ~Copy !req
895. - A little Maybelline
to spread on my face, well ~Copy !req
896. - Lace underwear
A tube of Nair ~Copy !req
897. - Make up my eyes
and I tease out my hair, yeah... ~Copy !req
898. - Polish my pumps... ~
- Good afternoon.Copy !req
899. - And I pull on some hose ~Copy !req
900. - Break out my clothes,
yeah, I need to unload ~Copy !req
901. - It makes me feel so mighty real ~Copy !req
902. - Run in my stockings
hey, it ain't no big deal ~Copy !req
903. - Turn it out
You've got to turn it out... ~Copy !req
904. This book has been
sort of a Bible for meCopy !req
905. and, well... here.Copy !req
906. "DV."Copy !req
907. "The Au-au-autobiography
Of Diana "V-Vreeland."Copy !req
908. And l-l-l-I should read this?Copy !req
909. Oh, hon, you should commit
sections to memory.Copy !req
910. Check yourself, Loretta,
before you wreck yourself.Copy !req
911. - Shine up the runway
while I powder my nose ~Copy !req
912. - Turn on the spotlight
Gonna strike up a pose ~Copy !req
913. - Well, for savoir faire, more derrière... ~Copy !req
914. Oh!Copy !req
915. - Turn it out
You've got to turn it out ~Copy !req
916. - Looking like a luminary,
extraordinary, sing it... ~Copy !req
917. Acting real proud of yourself
like a New York City girl, huh?Copy !req
918. - God! It's still too spicy.
- I scooped them out...Copy !req
919. Don't argue with me because
if you argue, you're gonna lose.Copy !req
920. - It's too goddamn hot!
- No!Copy !req
921. Eartha...
Miss Kitt to you.Copy !req
922. Dinah Washington
sitting on this shelf getting dusty!Copy !req
923. Honey, we should play these.
The air should be filled with music.Copy !req
924. - Je cherche un homme... ~Copy !req
925. - Here, put this on.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
926. - Why?
- No, I can't do that. It's too big.Copy !req
927. It can never be too big.
Here, put this on.Copy !req
928. Come on. Dance with me.Copy !req
929. - Peu m'importe comment il se nomme ~Copy !req
930. - S'il est un homme, un homme,
un homme... ~Copy !req
931. "That season,
we were loaded with pizzazz,"Copy !req
932. "earrings of fuchsia and peach."Copy !req
933. "Mind you, peach."Copy !req
934. "And hats. Hats, hats, hats."Copy !req
935. "Hats for career girls."Copy !req
936. "How I adored Paris."Copy !req
937. Jimmy Joe, this is not
just a restaurant any more.Copy !req
938. You have turned it
into a lovely café.Copy !req
939. A café?Copy !req
940. Now slap a dollar surcharge
on every bill out here. Paid for.Copy !req
941. Thank you, my little Miss Vida.Copy !req
942. I've got a secret romance.
Couldn't you just lose it?Copy !req
943. - To say the least.
- I got a secret romance, too.Copy !req
944. Oh, shut up. For real?Copy !req
945. And this secret romance
is very handsome, I hear.Copy !req
946. Miss Vida!Copy !req
947. Mine, too. What a coinky-dinky.
And he's so sweet.Copy !req
948. Mine, too.
And, oh, he's so strong.Copy !req
949. Let me tell you,
my papi is built like a brick...Copy !req
950. - Let's go.
- Ow! What's the matter with you?Copy !req
951. Bobby Lee, listen. The way
to make things happen is imagine.Copy !req
952. Imagine.Copy !req
953. - He doesn't have to be
handsome as a picture ~Copy !req
954. - An ordinary guy's
all right with me... ~Copy !req
955. Oh, Carol Ann, what on earth?Copy !req
956. I'm just so clumsy. I mean...Copy !req
957. Virgil yelled at me.
I mean, he called out to me.Copy !req
958. And, well, I just spilled the stew.Copy !req
959. Hon, do you, like,
ever not cry in this room?Copy !req
960. Oooh! Guess what I see.Copy !req
961. - I spy with my little eye.
- What is this?Copy !req
962. Somebody's coming courting.Copy !req
963. Miss Vida, I just kept thinking
it was happening.Copy !req
964. I imagined just like you said.Copy !req
965. Is that who you have
your little brown roots set on?Copy !req
966. - Yeah.
- Shush.Copy !req
967. No, mamita, please!Copy !req
968. - Evening, ladies.
- Good evening, Bobby Ray.Copy !req
969. I come to ask somebody out
to the sociable.Copy !req
970. - Well, I declare.
- I declare.Copy !req
971. - I declare.
- I decline.Copy !req
972. Well, er, it's tomorrow afternoon,
so I best be asking.Copy !req
973. - Bobby Lee?
- Yes, Bobby Ray?Copy !req
974. Could you do me a favour
and take the little ones inside?Copy !req
975. I need to talk to
Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez in private.Copy !req
976. Bobby Lee, mamita,
don't be so sensitive.Copy !req
977. - Bobby Lee!
- She's so sensitive.Copy !req
978. Bobby Lee.
I didn't know it'd happen.Copy !req
979. - Er, Miss Chi Chi...
- Won't you come back in an hour?Copy !req
980. - Er...
- Shh. Just say yes. OK. I'll see you.Copy !req
981. It's absolutely
out of the question.Copy !req
982. You're not my mamas
and you can't stop me.Copy !req
983. Darling, you most certainly will not
be going out with Mr Bobby Ray.Copy !req
984. Why not? We got a lot in common.Copy !req
985. For starters, the same business
in between your legs.Copy !req
986. Poinky-poinky-poink-poink!Copy !req
987. If he gets a whiff
of your wiles, darling...Copy !req
988. It's the "why I'm always right
and you're wrong" songCopy !req
989. sung by
her lonely breasteses herself.Copy !req
990. What do you know about relationships?Copy !req
991. - I mean, who loves you, baby?
- Be quiet, Chi Chi.Copy !req
992. Nobody, that's who.
Not even your rich mommy and daddy.Copy !req
993. Oh, oh! I know what this is about.
This is about jealousyCopy !req
994. because I'm going out with a cute boy
and you ain't. Hello, goodbye.Copy !req
995. You are deceiving that child. That boy
does not know which end is upCopy !req
996. and you know that Miss Bobby Lee
is in love with him.Copy !req
997. So what if she is?Copy !req
998. Maybe I want something?
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
999. Miss Girl
is dealing with some demons.Copy !req
1000. - I will not allow you to play games.
- Allow? Allow!Copy !req
1001. There are human rules
by which we operate, sweetheart.Copy !req
1002. I'm so sick of
this freakazoid white ladyCopy !req
1003. telling a black lady and a Latin lady
which way is up, down and under.Copy !req
1004. You can laugh but I hope you pack
that Cadillac because I'm staying.Copy !req
1005. You're staying? Well, Miss Jennifer
Holliday, go ahead and stay.Copy !req
1006. Don't forget to write.Copy !req
1007. She truly does have
a piñata for a head.Copy !req
1008. Don't go there, Vida.Copy !req
1009. She's an oppressive gringa
with a pinga.Copy !req
1010. - All right, y'all.
- You are a puta Spanish fly.Copy !req
1011. - Don't go there.
- You are an uptight, cellulite,Copy !req
1012. fossil-face, cracker witch.Copy !req
1013. Listen to me, you little
sway-backed, Third World...Copy !req
1014. - She went there.
selfish piece of street trash!Copy !req
1015. You're the selfish one,Copy !req
1016. bossing people's lives around
without them even asking you,Copy !req
1017. Mrs Ann Landers pain in my culo.Copy !req
1018. How dare you think that...Copy !req
1019. What is that noise?Copy !req
1020. You want to know? That's you
running into everybody's house...Copy !req
1021. Shut up, Chi Chi!Copy !req
1022. When I look at you,
it makes me want to throw up.Copy !req
1023. - Virgil's beating up Carol Ann.
- Most likely.Copy !req
1024. Well, we have to help her.Copy !req
1025. No, no. Vida,
there are times when you help peopleCopy !req
1026. and then there are times
when if you help people,Copy !req
1027. you ends up being killed,
so you don't help people.Copy !req
1028. She trusts me and I trust her.Copy !req
1029. There's a fine line
between trust and stupidityCopy !req
1030. and there's people you don't trust
cos they will stab you in the ribs.Copy !req
1031. I thought you had learned
a little bit more than this.Copy !req
1032. You need to mind your own business.Copy !req
1033. What is going on upstairs
has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
1034. You deal with what's going on
right here.Copy !req
1035. Mami, save it.
Everybody's business is her business.Copy !req
1036. You go ahead, girl.
You're gonna get screwed.Copy !req
1037. You're not a queen
because you sit on a throne,Copy !req
1038. you're a queen because
you couldn't cut it as a manCopy !req
1039. so you had to put on a dress.Copy !req
1040. - What did you say?
- You heard me.Copy !req
1041. I've had quite enough...Copy !req
1042. What the hell?Copy !req
1043. Vida, please. No. It's OK.Copy !req
1044. Carol Ann, I'm sorry
but I cannot take this any more.Copy !req
1045. Noxee, could you take care
of Miss Carol Ann?Copy !req
1046. Virgil and I
have something we must discuss.Copy !req
1047. So, I gather you like hitting ladies.Copy !req
1048. Some ladies need to get hit.Copy !req
1049. Then, conversely,
some men need to be hit back.Copy !req
1050. Oh, God.
Virgil's gonna hurt Vida so bad.Copy !req
1051. Carol Ann, there's something
you should know about Vida, mami.Copy !req
1052. Well...Copy !req
1053. Vida works out. Vida works out.Copy !req
1054. A lot.Copy !req
1055. All right, move ahead.Copy !req
1056. All right, go ahead.Copy !req
1057. Move on.Copy !req
1058. Oh, man, sometimes I think we should
just get rid of all the men.Copy !req
1059. Well, not all of us...
them are bad.Copy !req
1060. We just need to get rid of
all the men.Copy !req
1061. You're just post-traumatised.Copy !req
1062. Well, maybe Mr Rogers.
I mean, he just seems sensitive.Copy !req
1063. - Well, Mel Gibson. He has a cute can.
- Oh, please!Copy !req
1064. Yeah. He can stay but
he's not allowed to think or speak.Copy !req
1065. Psst!Copy !req
1066. Shh!Copy !req
1067. My goodness. You're always on time.
And twice as sweet as usual.Copy !req
1068. I guess you're never gonna
disappoint me.Copy !req
1069. How could I disappoint you? I'm your
knight in a shiny pick-up, remember?Copy !req
1070. Of course I remember. My knight
in shining whatever that was.Copy !req
1071. Oh, God, it's so beautiful
out tonight, isn't it?Copy !req
1072. Yeah.Copy !req
1073. My whole life
I've always wanted someoneCopy !req
1074. who will understand
how I felt insideCopy !req
1075. and someone who
would hold me for alwaysCopy !req
1076. and then you showed up
and you were it.Copy !req
1077. You make me feel like
the most perfect girl.Copy !req
1078. I don't have to do that.
You are the perfect girl.Copy !req
1079. - Sorry, no.
- I mean it. You're beautiful.Copy !req
1080. - Please.
- You've got class, glamour.Copy !req
1081. - Shut up.
- You're exotic.Copy !req
1082. Stop.Copy !req
1083. Oh, don't stop.Copy !req
1084. And there's something about
the way that you talk, you know.Copy !req
1085. Like no-nonsense. Like...Copy !req
1086. You'd never lie to me,
you'd never keep a secret from me.Copy !req
1087. I really respect that. I do.Copy !req
1088. What is it?Copy !req
1089. What did I say?Copy !req
1090. I was...Copy !req
1091. If you really love someone,Copy !req
1092. you could keep
one big secret from them.Copy !req
1093. - No.
- No?Copy !req
1094. I really feel that if you love somebody
with all of your heart,Copy !req
1095. then you could never
keep a secret from them.Copy !req
1096. You couldn't even sit on
one little teeny lie?Copy !req
1097. - No.
- No.Copy !req
1098. No matter how big or how small.Copy !req
1099. Oh...Copy !req
1100. We're saving Mel Gibson.
With a gag.Copy !req
1101. Right. Mr Rogers,
Keanu Reeves, Denzel Washington...Copy !req
1102. - And...
- And Bobby Ray.Copy !req
1103. Yeah, you mustn't forget
about Bobby Ray.Copy !req
1104. Bobby Lee, I've been thinking about
a lot of things latelyCopy !req
1105. and I don't want Bobby Ray
because he's such a local, right?Copy !req
1106. So go ahead. You can have him.Copy !req
1107. Just take him. He's yours, baby.
Go ahead and take him.Copy !req
1108. - Good for you.
- Chi Chi.Copy !req
1109. - What?
- That was so very generous of you,Copy !req
1110. putting someone else's needs
before your own. It was special.Copy !req
1111. It was step three.Copy !req
1112. Absolutely step three.
Abide by the rules of love.Copy !req
1113. - Really utterly fabulous. Sit here.
- Here, honey.Copy !req
1114. Chi Chi...Copy !req
1115. I am so very sorry that I called youCopy !req
1116. a sway-backed, Third World
little whatever. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1117. It's all right, baby. I deserved it.Copy !req
1118. And I'm sorry I called youCopy !req
1119. a dinosaur, cellulite,
white trash farty old white woman.Copy !req
1120. - Forgiven?
- Forgiven.Copy !req
1121. - You are lovely.
- You're too much.Copy !req
1122. Are you serious about Bobby Ray,
Miss Chi Chi?Copy !req
1123. Baby, you can have him.
I've got a million dream lovers.Copy !req
1124. I've got a broken heart
for every light on BroadwayCopy !req
1125. and when one goes out, I just
screw in another one. Hello, goodbye.Copy !req
1126. I think I see him.Copy !req
1127. No... Moses.Copy !req
1128. I have lived in apartments that
weren't half as big as these pores.Copy !req
1129. Let's stay positive. Bobby Lee,
just ignore your old Auntie NoxeeCopy !req
1130. and look at that videotape there.Copy !req
1131. I know. That is Miss Anne Baxter
in The Ten CommandmentsCopy !req
1132. and those are the moves.Copy !req
1133. All right, let's see.
She needs more lips.Copy !req
1134. - I can't.
- You can and you will, darling.Copy !req
1135. But I'm not Miss Anne Baxter.Copy !req
1136. No one is asking you to be.Copy !req
1137. Just take her strength, her mystery,
her moves and you find your own.Copy !req
1138. If you want them to know
that there is steak for dinner,Copy !req
1139. you've got to let them
hear it sizzle. Understand?Copy !req
1140. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
1141. - Thanks.
- Best of luck.Copy !req
1142. Time to make the donuts.Copy !req
1143. Chi Chi, he won't like me.Copy !req
1144. Trust me.
He's gonna love you, all right?Copy !req
1145. Baby, you got the look, mami.Copy !req
1146. You certainly do. Do that eye thing
I taught you, right?Copy !req
1147. That's right. And be honest with him,
all right? He deserves that.Copy !req
1148. - Thanks.
- I got to go. I got cramps.Copy !req
1149. Momma!Copy !req
1150. Chi Chi?Copy !req
1151. Bobby Ray, come here.Copy !req
1152. Hello?Copy !req
1153. Oh! Hello.Copy !req
1154. Bobby Lee!Copy !req
1155. - Roberta.
- Oh, Roberta.Copy !req
1156. Wow. You really look pretty.Copy !req
1157. Sure is a pretty dress
you're wearing.Copy !req
1158. Oh, this old thing?Copy !req
1159. Well... Roberta...Copy !req
1160. would you?Copy !req
1161. Wow. You really look good
in that dress.Copy !req
1162. Oh, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray, Bobby Ray.Copy !req
1163. Would you like to dance with me?Copy !req
1164. - Hold me, hold me... ~
- Miss Beatrice,Copy !req
1165. - I've waited 23 years to ask you this.
- Never let me go until you've told me ~Copy !req
1166. - May I have this dance?
- My gracious.Copy !req
1167. - What I want to know ~Copy !req
1168. - And then just hold me, hold me ~Copy !req
1169. - Make me tell you
I'm in love with you ~Copy !req
1170. - Thrill me, thrill me ~Copy !req
1171. - Walk me down the lane
where shadows will be ~Copy !req
1172. - Will be hiding lovers
just the same as we'll be ~Copy !req
1173. - We'll be when you make me
tell you I love you ~Copy !req
1174. - They told me
be sensible with your new love ~Copy !req
1175. - Don't be fooled thinking
this is the last you'll find... ~Copy !req
1176. - You know, pumpkins?
- What?Copy !req
1177. Sometimes it just takes a fairy.Copy !req
1178. - ... drive me slowly out of my mind ~Copy !req
1179. - Kiss me
Kiss me ~Copy !req
1180. - And when you do ~Copy !req
1181. - I know that you will miss me
Miss me... ~Copy !req
1182. Men, acting like women.Copy !req
1183. Men wanting to be with one another,
men touching each other.Copy !req
1184. Their stubbly chins
rubbing up against one another.Copy !req
1185. Touching each other.Copy !req
1186. Manly hands...Copy !req
1187. touching swirls of chest hair.Copy !req
1188. An occasional whiff
of a rugged aftershave.Copy !req
1189. Their low, baritone voices...Copy !req
1190. sighing, grunting.Copy !req
1191. They hold one another
in manly, masculine arms.Copy !req
1192. Hold one another.Copy !req
1193. Tight.Copy !req
1194. - How you doing?
- OK, I'm doing OK.Copy !req
1195. - What can I get you?
- Bourbon.Copy !req
1196. - This your shoe?
- No, that ain't my shoe.Copy !req
1197. I'm looking for the person
that wore that shoe.Copy !req
1198. - Now the ratchet.
- The ratchet...Copy !req
1199. You know, if I can get this to work,
you may get this baby on the road.Copy !req
1200. Really? That would be wonderful.Copy !req
1201. Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting
to stick aroundCopy !req
1202. for the Strawberry Social
this afternoon.Copy !req
1203. - Now, Vida...
- Ca...Copy !req
1204. You know,Copy !req
1205. I wouldn't be lying
if I were to say...Copy !req
1206. that I was really gonna miss you.Copy !req
1207. I think it's really important
for a woman to have lady friends.Copy !req
1208. Oh, Carol Ann, I...Copy !req
1209. If we're going to be friends, there
really is something I should tell you.Copy !req
1210. - Adam's apple?
- What?Copy !req
1211. Adam's apple.
Women don't have Adam's apples.Copy !req
1212. Only men have Adam's apples.Copy !req
1213. The first night you came to town,Copy !req
1214. I noticed that you had yourself
an Adam's apple.Copy !req
1215. - Then you know?
- I know...Copy !req
1216. that I'm very fortunate
to have a lady friendCopy !req
1217. who just happens to have
an Adam's apple.Copy !req
1218. Let's just see what we got here.Copy !req
1219. Ooh!Copy !req
1220. You did it. Yes!Copy !req
1221. God, I ain't ever gonna be right.Copy !req
1222. Ta-da!Copy !req
1223. How do I look?Copy !req
1224. Like the Miami Sound Machine
just exploded all over you.Copy !req
1225. We have the town
surrounded. There's no escape.Copy !req
1226. I know there's drag queens
around here.Copy !req
1227. Just come out with your hands up,
no one will get hurt.Copy !req
1228. Oh, what fresh hell is this?
It's possibly-dead Sheriff Dollard.Copy !req
1229. He doesn't look dead.Copy !req
1230. I know them drag queens is here,
I'm not leaving without them!Copy !req
1231. None of you good people
need get involved.Copy !req
1232. All I want's them drag queens.Copy !req
1233. Don't protect these freaks!Copy !req
1234. I know they're hiding here,Copy !req
1235. these weirdos coming in here,
these boys in dresses.Copy !req
1236. What? Boys in dresses?Copy !req
1237. Corrupting you
with their way of life,Copy !req
1238. changing the way
things have always been!Copy !req
1239. I really don't think
that's what you want!Copy !req
1240. Whoever belongs to this shoe...Copy !req
1241. come forward now!Copy !req
1242. There's Miss Vida, come on.Copy !req
1243. I believe that shoe is mine.Copy !req
1244. - You ain't the one.
- She's not the one.Copy !req
1245. Back off, Virgil.Copy !req
1246. I am a drag queen.Copy !req
1247. I know there's drag queens
in this town!Copy !req
1248. And I ain't leaving
till they get out here!Copy !req
1249. - Can I have my shoe, please?
- You're a drag queen?Copy !req
1250. Nothing this pretty could be real.Copy !req
1251. You want to touch my boa?Copy !req
1252. That's my shoe. Ten and a half B,
girlfriend.Copy !req
1253. - I'm a boy in a dress.
- Give me a kiss, big boy.Copy !req
1254. - I'm the drag king.
- I'm a drag queen, too.Copy !req
1255. - Arrest us.
- I'm a drag queen over here.Copy !req
1256. So you can just
drag yourself on home.Copy !req
1257. What you so afraid of?Copy !req
1258. You're gonna really regret this.
You're gonna regret this.Copy !req
1259. You have no idea how dangerous
these people really are!Copy !req
1260. No idea! You're gonna regret it!Copy !req
1261. All of you are gonna regret it!
I promise you will!Copy !req
1262. Miss Vida?Copy !req
1263. Auntie Noxee?Copy !req
1264. - Are you hearing this?
- Yes.Copy !req
1265. I didn't even want to come here, now
these people are standing up for us?Copy !req
1266. You know, Vida...Copy !req
1267. you were absolutely right.Copy !req
1268. About what?Copy !req
1269. I mean, now I realise that...Copy !req
1270. you gotta take chances.Copy !req
1271. Because you never know,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
1272. I'm not gonna worry about
if people accept me or not.Copy !req
1273. I'm gonna make Hollywood
wherever I am at.Copy !req
1274. I would like...Copy !req
1275. Stand up, Vida.Copy !req
1276. I would like...Copy !req
1277. to go to Bala Cynwyd, PennsylvaniaCopy !req
1278. and walk into that imitation
Tudor-style house...Copy !req
1279. Stand up, Vida. Stand up.Copy !req
1280. and I will say,
"My name is Miss Vida Boheme."Copy !req
1281. - Go ahead, girl.
- "Your approval is not needed."Copy !req
1282. Approval neither desired
nor required.Copy !req
1283. "But I will take your acceptance."Copy !req
1284. Me, too. I'm gonna stand up
from now on, I'm going to.Copy !req
1285. And when I find
my honest and true love,Copy !req
1286. I'm never gonna let him go.Copy !req
1287. And I don't care
what my cousin Lisette says.Copy !req
1288. Everything I touch
doesn't turn into caca.Copy !req
1289. - What does she know?
- Right.Copy !req
1290. And I'm gonna try and find
a foundationCopy !req
1291. that's a little closer
to my actual skin tone.Copy !req
1292. Idiots! Look at them!Copy !req
1293. Look at them. Perverts.Copy !req
1294. When the founding fathers wrote
the Declaration of IndependenceCopy !req
1295. and the Constitution,Copy !req
1296. "Liberty and justice for all",
they didn't mean that.Copy !req
1297. I can tell you one thing about them
founding fathers of America.Copy !req
1298. - What's that?
- They sure had fabulous wigs.Copy !req
1299. - Do what you wanna do ~Copy !req
1300. - Do what you wanna do... ~Copy !req
1301. You'd better feel it.Copy !req
1302. - Do what you wanna do ~Copy !req
1303. - Do what you wanna do... ~Copy !req
1304. This is my Aunt Martha's dress.Copy !req
1305. I thought you could use it,
she was big in the shoulders.Copy !req
1306. - Thank you, girl.
- Oh, sweet pea.Copy !req
1307. Listen to your Auntie Vida.
I want you to believe in yourself,Copy !req
1308. imagine good things and moisturise,
I cannot stress this enough.Copy !req
1309. Miss Noxeema.Copy !req
1310. Miss Clara.Copy !req
1311. Now, listen,
when you get to Hollywood,Copy !req
1312. you give this letter
to Mr Robert Mitchum.Copy !req
1313. I will. I promise you.
I'll guard it with my life.Copy !req
1314. Thank you. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
1315. I'm gonna miss you, too.Copy !req
1316. - Goodbye.
- Bye.Copy !req
1317. I hope she leaves me those albums
in her will.Copy !req
1318. - All right. Can I hear it?
- Good afternoon.Copy !req
1319. Sounds wonderful. The shirt is fierce
and the hair is working.Copy !req
1320. Take care. Be good to yourself.Copy !req
1321. Vaya con Dios, Miss Chi Chi.Copy !req
1322. You ruin my language
and I still love you.Copy !req
1323. - These all grow wild around here.
- You all grow wild around here.Copy !req
1324. This reminds me of Princess Laritza
in Revenge Of The Wench.Copy !req
1325. Everybody thought she was deadCopy !req
1326. but she had taken
this magical concoction...Copy !req
1327. - Anyway, bye-bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
1328. Vida...Copy !req
1329. Come with us. Please?Copy !req
1330. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
1331. If you had any idea
of how many nights I've lain awake,Copy !req
1332. just thinking about
how to get out of here.Copy !req
1333. But it's my home.Copy !req
1334. Besides, I got these girls to raise.Copy !req
1335. I know.Copy !req
1336. I love you, Miss Vida Boheme.Copy !req
1337. I've waited my whole life to hear
those words said to that name.Copy !req
1338. And I'm very, very, very happy...Copy !req
1339. that you're the one to say them.Copy !req
1340. What?Copy !req
1341. I have a lovely idea.Copy !req
1342. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1343. I don't know if
you know who she is...Copy !req
1344. It's Julie Newmar. I always thought
she was so statuesque.Copy !req
1345. My feelings exactly!Copy !req
1346. - Well...
- Well...Copy !req
1347. Vida!Copy !req
1348. I don't think of you as a man.Copy !req
1349. And I don't think of you
as a woman.Copy !req
1350. I think of you as an angel.Copy !req
1351. I think that's healthy.Copy !req
1352. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1353. The winner of this year's
Drag Queen Of America contest...Copy !req
1354. - Hey, now. Hey, now ~Copy !req
1355. - What's the matter with you? ~Copy !req
1356. - Girls just wanna have fun now
Yeah, yeah, yeah... ~Copy !req
1357. Step four. Larger than life
is just the right size.Copy !req
1358. - ... my mother says, "When you gonna
live your life right?"... ~Copy !req
1359. Miss Chi Chi Rodriguez!Copy !req
1360. - ... and girls, they wanna have fun ~Copy !req
1361. - Whoa, girls, they wanna have
Hey, now. Hey, now ~Copy !req
1362. - What's the matter with you? ~Copy !req
1363. - Girls just wanna have fun now... ~Copy !req
1364. Presenting the crown,Copy !req
1365. Miss Julie Newmar!Copy !req
1366. - ... what you gonna do with your life? ~Copy !req
1367. - Oh, Daddy dear,
you know you're still number one ~Copy !req
1368. - But girls, they wanna have fun ~Copy !req
1369. - Whoa, girls, they wanna have ~Copy !req
1370. - That's all they really want ~Copy !req
1371. - Some fun ~Copy !req
1372. - When the working day is done ~Copy !req
1373. - You know, girls,
they wanna have fun ~Copy !req
1374. - Come on
Hey, now. Hey, now ~Copy !req
1375. - What's the matter with you? ~Copy !req
1376. - Girls just wanna have fun now ~Copy !req
1377. - Come on
Hey, now. Hey, now ~Copy !req
1378. - What's the matter with you? ~Copy !req
1379. - Girls just wanna have fun now ~Copy !req
1380. - Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~Copy !req
1381. - Oh, oh ~Copy !req
1382. - Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~Copy !req
1383. - Just free yourself ~Copy !req
1384. - Just free yourself ~Copy !req
1385. - Take a look at yourself
What do you see? ~Copy !req
1386. - A willing victim of mediocrity ~Copy !req
1387. - No one told you
you can't have it all ~Copy !req
1388. - It's time to act up and have a ball ~Copy !req
1389. - You've got to free yourself ~Copy !req
1390. - Gonna change that vibe ~Copy !req
1391. - Free yourself
Leave the past behind ~Copy !req
1392. - See yourself ~Copy !req
1393. - In a different light
There is no one else ~Copy !req
1394. - Just free yourself ~Copy !req
1395. - There'll be those who say
what you're doing is wrong ~Copy !req
1396. - You can't listen to fools
You've got to be strong ~Copy !req
1397. - Close your eyes
any place that you can be ~Copy !req
1398. - Be what you want yourself to be ~Copy !req
1399. - I can show you how to go to ~Copy !req
1400. - To heaven ~Copy !req
1401. - Ordinary, it's left standing ~Copy !req
1402. - Just leave them in my past ~Copy !req
1403. - You've got to
Free yourself ~Copy !req
1404. - Gotta change that vibe ~Copy !req
1405. - Why don't you be yourself?
Leave the past behind ~Copy !req
1406. - It's time to see yourself ~Copy !req
1407. - In a different light
Ain't no one else, just free yourself ~Copy !req
1408. - Free yourself
Free yourself ~Copy !req
1409. - Why don't you be yourself? ~Copy !req
1410. - It's time to see yourself ~Copy !req
1411. - Just free yourself ~Copy !req
1412. - Free yourself ~Copy !req
1413. - Be yourself ~Copy !req
1414. - See yourself ~Copy !req
1415. - In a new light ~Copy !req
1416. - Free yourself ~Copy !req
1417. - Free yourself
Free yourself ~Copy !req
1418. - Ooh, yeah ~Copy !req
1419. - Oh, oh ~Copy !req
1420. - Just free yourself
Do you wanna be free, yeah? ~Copy !req
1421. - I can show you how to go to ~Copy !req
1422. - The head of your class ~Copy !req
1423. - Ordinary, it's left standing
In the past ~Copy !req
1424. - Free yourself
Gotta change that vibe ~Copy !req
1425. - Why don't you be yourself?
Leave the past behind ~Copy !req
1426. - It's time to see yourself ~Copy !req
1427. - In a different light ~Copy !req
1428. - Just free yourself ~Copy !req
1429. - Free yourself ~Copy !req
1430. - Why don't you be yourself? ~Copy !req
1431. - Don't you want to be free?
It's time to see yourself... ~Copy !req