1. - I didn't even feel
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4. - You're 20% sag.
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5. - This one.
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6. Someone's cut they don't have
the sort of suspension specs
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8. - Yeah?
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9. Well, you forgot one major spec.
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10. - Oh yeah? What's that?
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11. - That it's stolen.
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12. You're a scumbag thief.
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13. - Jealousy is but an ugly
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14. Pack us a bowl then.
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15. What? You smoked it all?
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16. - Oh, yeah, it was all me.
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17. - Well, we'll have to get
are-up off Kane then.
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18. - Well, isn't there anyone else?
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19. - I'll just go. I'll be quick.
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20. - What? By yourself?
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22. - What?
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23. You can't last half an hour?
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24. - It's just that it's a bit
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25. Like, what am I supposed to do?
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26. Hang out here? Like, alone?
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27. - Whatever.
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28. - Did you square
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29. - I'm offended you even had to
ask that.
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30. - Well, it's just that
he doesn't fuck around.
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31. Remember when he scalped
Hairline Hayden
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33. - Ah, yeah.
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34. - You didn't square him up, did
you?
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35. - Well, no.
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37. - Oh, fucking hell!
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38. - You just looked the snake
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40. and you just said,
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41. "Please, sir, can I
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42. Then you thank thy starry
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43. you beautiful little cunt.
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44. And that's it.
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45. - You here to
square me up, brother?
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46. - Square you up for what?
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47. Ah, yeah, that.
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48. Yeah, for sure, lad.
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49. Just need a coup...
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50. Oh, here we go.
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51. Does anyone else smell cargo
shorts?
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52. Excuse me, sir.
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53. This definitely
not-a-fucking-cop
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of your finest drugs.
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55. - Oh, fuck off. I'm no copper.
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56. - Oh.
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57. - What are you after?
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58. - Um...
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59. A point would get me through,
aye?
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60. Just put a girl on tic, would
ya?
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61. - Why haven't you returned my
calls?
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62. I fuckin' missed you.
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63. Hm?
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64. - Get a life, Johnny.
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65. You fuckwit.
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66. - Thanks for keeping our
streets safe, Cunstable.
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67. You fuckin' mutt!
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68. Maybe I could leave my new bike
with you,
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69. like collateral and that, you
know?
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70. - Nah, that's not gonna work
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71. - Right.
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73. Like fiscally, you know?
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74. - How attached are you to
your two little thumbs there?
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75. - Whoa, what? Just me?
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76. What about her?
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77. - What? Johnny!
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78. You were the one that said
it was your fuckin' shout.
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79. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I'm no good for it.
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80. I mean, I'm never fuckin' good
for it,
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81. but I'm equally as fuckin'
generous.
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82. Hey mate, how's your weekend?
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83. Yeah, fuckin' good, wasn't it?
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84. - Well, is there anything
we can do to like,
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86. - Funny you say that.
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87. I got a job later today
that a couple of heads
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89. Could use some capable
hands like yourselves,
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90. to assist with operations and
that.
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91. - We'll do it.
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92. - Well, hang on.
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93. - What's the job?
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94. - A heist, nearby. Real low key.
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in 20 and I'll fill you in.
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96. - No, we're not gonna...
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97. - And I'm holding you
personally responsible,
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98. seeing as you're the one
pushing for more time.
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99. - Makes sense.
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100. - Mm.
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101. - Well, we'll hear you out,
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102. but we're not making any
promises.
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103. - It's basically a promise.
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104. So now that we're colleagues
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105. could I get a little top up on
tic, bruh?
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106. - Hurry up, goose!
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107. - I mean, all I'm saying
is sure, put on a uniform,
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108. at least make it obvious
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109. that you're a fuckin' scumbag
copper.
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110. But to lie and deceive
the hard-working public,
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111. I mean, that's a fucking dog
act.
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112. I mean, I just wonder what sort
of legacy
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113. these undercovers are leaving,
you know?
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114. Like, what that must do to a
family.
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115. Cycles of abuse and all that
shit-
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116. - Can we change the subject?
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117. - Actually, there is a
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118. to be broached.
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119. - Broached isn't even a word.
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120. And what are we supposed
to be? Thieves for hire?
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121. - Ah, yeah.
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122. And you're up on a very high
fuckin' horse
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123. for someone with light fuckin'
fingers.
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124. - Well, I'm not signing
up until I know who it is
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125. that we're meant to be
appropriating.
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126. - What does that matter?
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127. - Ah, I don't know.
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128. What if he's a lunatic?
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129. What if he's holed up somewhere,
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130. and he's jerking off to the
pictures
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131. on the side of ciggy packets or
some shit?
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132. - Are you fuckin' all right?
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133. - Time to go.
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134. - We're not in yet.
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135. We need to hear your pitch.
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136. You know, official and that.
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137. - It's easy.
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138. Once you're inside,
you'll find a duffel bag.
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139. You grab it, and bounce the
same way that you came in.
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140. - What's in the bag?
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141. - Does Gary from the Apple store
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142. ask Fiona fuckin' Apple
what's in the new iPhone?
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143. No.
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144. - And the mark. What's his deal?
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145. - Time to go.
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146. - Oh, fuck this.
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147. It sounds like amateur night.
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148. I'm out.
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149. - You owe me.
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150. - You know what?
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151. You can fuckin' take my thumbs.
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152. I don't even use 'em that much
anyway.
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153. - You want to talk some sense
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155. I take what's owed.
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156. - Come on, man.
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157. You know how much I love
playing FIFA.
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158. What are you gonna do?
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159. Just go home and hang out by
yourself?
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160. - Yeah, I just might.
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161. - Ah!
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162. The guy is unhinged, all right.
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163. It's all real horror show.
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164. But none of that shit matters,
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165. because you two dickheads
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166. before he wakes up.
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167. Debt paid.
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168. - I want your bike.
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169. Yeah, as payment.
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170. - Fine, you fuckin' thief.
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171. And I don't want the attitude!
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172. - Well, unfortunately it
comes with the fuckin' bike.
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173. - Yeah, we don't have time
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174. for these little soap operas,
all right?
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175. Fuckin' junkies.
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176. Your reputation-
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177. - Precedes me, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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178. - You'll go in through the
bathroom window
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179. at the back of the house.
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180. This is the only way in or out.
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181. The rest of the house is
barred and boarded up.
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182. Just get the bag, brother.
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183. Or the debt doubles.
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184. - Like toes, brah?
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185. - Uh huh. Chop, chop.
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186. And don't go thinking about
smoking
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187. any of the shards that you find.
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188. - Why?
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189. Oh, yeah, I mean, of course not.
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190. - Rumour is this one brother
smoked it,
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192. Then his boys found a picture
of him
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193. panning for gold in a textbook.
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194. But I mean, probably bullshit,
right?
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195. How past cooked is the kick-on
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196. if you're breaking out the
textbooks?
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197. - Yeah.
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198. None of that sounds
interesting to me at all.
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199. - Ah...
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200. Bingo.
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201. - Do you have to do that now?
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202. What if this dumb cunt wakes up?
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203. - Well, gotta stay prolific,
you know.
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204. If a tree gets up in
the woods and all that.
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205. Oy, new tag.
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206. - "Pack"?
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207. - Yeah, because I pack the pipe
so tight.
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208. Oh, so you know Jazzo, yeah?
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209. - Tall Jazzo?
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210. - Yeah, so, he's a dog.
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211. So him and Cakes were in China,
right?
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212. And they go to the Great Wall.
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213. I mean, as one does
when visiting the west.
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214. And Jazzo's all like,
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215. "This is the most famous wall
in the whole fuckin' world.
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216. I mean, it would be toy
to get up on this shit.
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217. So, you know, he pulls
out a red spray can,
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218. and just starts fuckin'
getting up, because I mean,
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219. say what you want about him,
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220. but the cunt is fuckin'
culturally sensitive.
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221. - Are you fucking serious?
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222. We've gotta move. Hurry up!
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Litigation Army guys
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225. and they fuckin' ran Cakes down.
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226. But you know, Jazzo, he's
fuckin' mad spritely.
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227. I mean, he scaled down
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228. a broken part of the wall into
Mongolia.
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229. He hid out in yurts for a
fuckin' month just eating goats
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230. while Cakes rotted in
the gulags, or whatever.
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231. Fuck, it's so windy.
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232. Oy!
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234. Ugh.
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235. Oy, Dee!
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236. Fucking calm down, all right?
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237. Fuck!
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238. - We're a long way from
the Macca's toilets.
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239. - Yeah.
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240. Feels like a lifetime ago.
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241. - What sort of lukewarm
apricot yoghurt eating freak...
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242. - Yeah, it's post-modern, aye.
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243. - I don't know, man.
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244. There must be like a thousand
other bags full of gear
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245. in the city that are easier to
steal.
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246. This all just feels a bit off.
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247. Fuck it.
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248. Give me a boost. Let's bail.
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249. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
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250. You don't trust Kane?
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251. - No, I don't trust the drug
dealer that scalps people,
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252. and he's always looking at me
weird.
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253. I don't like it.
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254. - That's just how he looks, lad.
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255. "Get the bag, brother.
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256. Or the debt fuckin' doubles,
yeah?"
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257. Come on, it'll be like the
time we hit the donut place.
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258. - And fittingly left with
nothing.
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259. - This time we'll be leaving
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260. with these dumb little cunts,
yeah?
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261. - This feels like fairytales
for cunts.
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262. Pretty sure these weren't here
before.
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263. - Oh, probably just trapped
animals or something.
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264. - Human sized blood covered
animals.
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265. Fucking great.
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266. Who sawed off what in here?
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267. - I think we have some
more pressing issues
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268. than the mystery blood.
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269. - What?
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270. We're fucked!
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271. I'm fucked!
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272. This is what I get for
babysitting.
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273. You always do this.
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274. - Oy, me? What did I
fuckin' do?
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275. - You fuck
up! You always fuck up!
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276. That should be your name,
"Fuckup".
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277. - How is this my fuckin' fault,
huh?
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278. - Because, Fuckup, you were the
one
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280. - Just stop fuckin' calling
me a fuck up, all right?
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281. - Yeah?
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282. Well, the truth is, that
you're not only a fuck up,
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283. but also a dog.
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284. - How fuckin' dare you!
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285. Only a real undercover dog
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286. would call their best mate a
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287. - Well, I know what you did.
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288. I know your deep, dark secret.
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289. - I know yours.
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290. Hm? Hm?
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291. Fuck this! Fuck it all!
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292. Fuckin' do it yourself,
fuckin' piece of shit.
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293. Call me a fuckin' dog?
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294. Pack '95.
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295. Textbooks.
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296. What do they say again?
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297. Regrets are like a dead
samurai's sheathed blade."
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298. - No one says that, idiot.
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299. - I thought I'd just do my due
diligence
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301. - Always a martyr.
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302. - Well, I'm glad you can see my
position.
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303. - You know, if we get outta
here,
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304. I really just wish that you
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305. outta my life forever.
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306. - I'm only in your
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307. I'm a lone fuckin' wolf.
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308. - What a joke!
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309. You literally follow me around
every day.
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310. - It's all very biblical, isn't
it?
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311. You know, packing a pipe
and packing a punch.
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312. Fuckin' society's coming at ya,
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313. and I've got my fuckin' mitts
up,
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314. because that's the way it is,
isn't it?
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315. It's a fuckin' war on your
fuckin' mind.
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316. I mean, they're all just
fuckin' dogs, aren't they?
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317. Ruff, you know, ruff.
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318. You know, fuckin' bit of that.
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319. Fuckin' slithery little fuckin'
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320. - Johnny?
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321. What the fuck?
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322. - Look, I'll pardon all the
fuck ups
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324. Pardon fuckin' revoked.
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325. - And now you're finally here!
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327. Oh, I can tell you...
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328. How this story ends...
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329. It ends in blood.
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330. - Johnny?
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331. - Ah.
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332. Ugh.
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333. Ugh.
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334. Ugh.
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335. Yeah.
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336. Pretty good shit.
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337. - October 2nd.
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338. Damo and Keithie drive
truck cross country.
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339. October 13th, shipment
lands off the coast.
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340. West Coast Syndicate ride
jet skis out to collect.
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341. July 25th, Netsy closes deal in
Jakarta.
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342. May 19th Netsy travels to
Bali for first meeting...
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343. What?
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344. - Jimmy.
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345. - What?
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346. - Don't say what.
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347. - But I don't have any
homework.
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348. - Bingo.
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349. I met Malcolm Netson outside a
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350. on the 20th of July, 1993.
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351. Now, if took me just
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352. to get any intro to the rest of
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353. Ratbags and cohorts.
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355. - 1995.
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356. Lone motherfuckin' wolf.
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357. - Now, it's all
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358. Tampering, no.
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359. Fuckin' no with the
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361. Okay?
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362. Now, no, Your Honour.
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363. Yes, Your Honour.
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364. Three bags fuckin' full, Your
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365. - Oh, yes.
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366. Always know a head
when I see one.
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367. Who needs a fuckin' sidekick
anyway?
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368. Nice one, Johnny.
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369. Another day, another fuckin'
win, you fuckin' hero.
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370. Fuck yes.
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371. Just a little fuckin' kiss.
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372. A fuckin' cop.
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373. I can't escape these cunts.
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376. Yeah, look at you.
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377. Why don't you just suck a
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378. Yeah, nice one, Johnny.
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379. Just walking your fuckin'
little poodle-y boys,
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380. and here comes the fuckin'-
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381. - Well, well, well.
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383. Huh?
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385. - I just-
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386. - Just what?
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387. Hm?
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389. Did he send you to try
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390. - I don't know of, um...
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391. Any Reapers.
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392. - Yeah, I believe you.
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393. You don't fuckin' have
that outlaw look, do ya?
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394. - Whatever.
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395. Look, I was just about
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396. So don't have a blowout, I
know you're a cop and all.
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397. - An undercover cop.
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398. - Fucking, of course.
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399. No, but seriously, I mean,
I really respect you guys.
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essential fillers
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shit.
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402. Fuck, you know. I can't fuckin'
do it.
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403. Nothing personal, but
you guys are a real bunch
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404. of fuckin' sneaky dog cunts,
all right?
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405. But I repeat, you know, like
nothing fuckin' personal.
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407. Oh, fuck, please.
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410. it's just that we're
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411. and that, you know?
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412. Sick cunts and fuckin' pig dogs.
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413. I mean, it's just the way
it's always fuckin' been, man.
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too.
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415. - Can we maybe do this
without the gun to my head?
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416. - No, it's the fuckin' gun or
nothing.
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417. - Always a martyr.
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418. - What the fuck?
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419. - I guess I should like, give
you some advice or something.
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420. But we don't have time.
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421. - I don't understand.
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422. - You're
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423. - What the fuck is going on?
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424. - I'm gonna get us out of this.
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425. Just keep the door shut,
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426. and make sure he's not coming.
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427. - I can't believe that dog
cunt stitched me up like this.
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428. I knew I shouldn't have listened
to that scumbag fuck up.
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429. Classic dog move.
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430. Johnny always shitting the
carpet
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431. and leaving me with a bag to
clean it up.
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432. - Oy.
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talking about.
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434. You're outta line, young lady.
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435. You know, Johnny might be a
fuck up,
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436. but he was there when you
needed someone.
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437. - Wait. What are you doing?
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438. - Returning the favour.
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439. - Fucking great.
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440. - An amalgamation of
all of your life's decisions
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441. have brought you here.
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442. Brought you to him.
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443. Your life is nothing
more than an equation.
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444. Decisions over time,
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445. finally producing a
quantifiable result.
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446. - Fucking maths.
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447. - And then you just stop
existing.
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448. Tick fucking tock.
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449. Out of time.
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450. You just...
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452. - Disappear?
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454. - "D. Trapped in '95.
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455. Pack."
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456. If you can't do the time, then
don't do the fucking crime.
Copy !req
457. Dumb-ass.
Copy !req
458. - I can't think of the
name.
Copy !req
459. - 2053.
Copy !req
460. - Fuck.
Copy !req
461. Fuckin' stuck here with an
undercover cop.
Copy !req
462. They're always trying to nab
Copy !req
463. all city fuckin' legends like me
Copy !req
464. just for fuckin' gettin' up.
Copy !req
465. Gettin' up.
Copy !req
466. That's it.
Copy !req
467. Fuckin' gettin' up.
Copy !req
468. - What are you doin'?
Copy !req
469. Hm? You sneakin' about?
Copy !req
470. - Oh, no. I was...
Copy !req
471. I was just admiring this
painting.
Copy !req
472. Is it a DiCaprio?
Copy !req
473. - I got a lot of pricks after
me,
Copy !req
474. and I thought someone had
broken in.
Copy !req
475. - Let's just go back to bed, eh?
Copy !req
476. - You trying to leave me?
Copy !req
477. - No.
Copy !req
478. I mean, unless you want me to.
Copy !req
479. - Everyone always tries to
leave.
Copy !req
480. - Oh...
Copy !req
481. That's not good.
Copy !req
482. - I saw some crazy shit
Copy !req
483. when I was undercover that last
time.
Copy !req
484. The group I was with,
Copy !req
485. they used to make young
women play Russian Roulette
Copy !req
486. with their hand in a blender.
Copy !req
487. I mean, just for a gram
of goey and a laugh.
Copy !req
488. And they was kinda like family
to me.
Copy !req
489. But I knew it had to end,
Copy !req
490. so I brought the whole
fuckin' lot of them down.
Copy !req
491. You know, get them
before they could get me.
Copy !req
492. One step ahead.
Copy !req
493. - Well, I'm not going anywhere.
Copy !req
494. Like, ever.
Copy !req
495. - Good.
Copy !req
496. - Yeah.
Copy !req
497. Fuckin' hurry up, Denise.
Copy !req
498. - What was that?
Copy !req
499. - I was just saying, I
think it might be a Matisse.
Copy !req
500. - Grab the blender from the
kitchen
Copy !req
501. on your way back to bed, yeah?
Copy !req
502. - Fuck.
Copy !req
503. - He will be back soon.
Copy !req
504. I'm sure he'll be excited
you're here.
Copy !req
505. And on his favourite day
of the year, a day of love,
Copy !req
506. I wonder if he will steal your
heart.
Copy !req
507. - What the fuck?
Copy !req
508. What the fuck?
Copy !req
509. What year is it?
Copy !req
510. - 2053.
Copy !req
511. - How'd I get here?
Copy !req
512. - A temporal narcotic.
Copy !req
513. - Where can I find more of it?
Copy !req
514. Where's all the rest of it?
Copy !req
515. - When I need to find
something,
Copy !req
516. I think about where I last saw
it.
Copy !req
517. - I had it...
Copy !req
518. Back in the present.
Copy !req
519. I reckon I'll be off then.
Copy !req
520. You know, before he gets back.
Copy !req
521. - I wouldn't go outside
Copy !req
522. without respiratory and skin
protection.
Copy !req
523. - What?
Copy !req
524. - The current
temperature
is 51 degrees Celsius.
Copy !req
525. Radiation is over 100
millisieverts.
Copy !req
526. Riots continue, meaning chances
of a violence incited injury
Copy !req
527. are above 20%.
Copy !req
528. - You're 20% chance of a
violence incited injury.
Copy !req
529. - It's not safe for you
out there.
Copy !req
530. - What do you want with all
these bitches?
Copy !req
531. And most importantly, what
do you want with this bitch?
Copy !req
532. How does all this time travel
shit work?
Copy !req
533. How how'd I get here?
Copy !req
534. - The drug deconstructs
you down,
Copy !req
535. and then rebuilds you back up
again
Copy !req
536. in the time you most recently
thought of.
Copy !req
537. Your consciousness and
subconsciousness
Copy !req
538. create a quantum tunnel
for you to travel through.
Copy !req
539. - Right, yeah.
Copy !req
540. Quantums and all that shit.
Copy !req
541. - Now I know you're the
one
Copy !req
542. I've been searching for.
Copy !req
543. It's finally time.
Copy !req
544. - Time for what?
Copy !req
545. - Sedate!
Copy !req
546. - Initiating
Carfentanil.
Copy !req
547. - Found you.
Copy !req
548. - ... you
were the one that agreed
Copy !req
549. to take the job.
Copy !req
550. - I thought it was only
polite to meet you back here,
Copy !req
551. after our little run-in
in the future and all.
Copy !req
552. I didn't even know you back
then.
Copy !req
553. - Fuckin' do it
yourself.
Copy !req
554. - Weird.
Copy !req
555. - Fuckin' piece of
shit.
Copy !req
556. - I usually don't tend
to fuck with determinism,
Copy !req
557. but when the crystal brought
you to me,
Copy !req
558. to my time, to my home,
Copy !req
559. that was the day that you
freed me from my search.
Copy !req
560. So I traveled back and
put myself in a position
Copy !req
561. for you to be indebted to me.
Copy !req
562. Not the hardest part
of the plan, that bit.
Copy !req
563. - So you're here to kill me
then?
Copy !req
564. - Oh, I don't wanna kill you.
Copy !req
565. I want the opposite.
Copy !req
566. I want you to live.
Copy !req
567. Live here in this house,
forever.
Copy !req
568. - What?
Copy !req
569. Why?
Copy !req
570. - Because you're special.
Copy !req
571. - Wait.
Copy !req
572. What is that shit anyway?
Copy !req
573. - The crystal?
Copy !req
574. Just another psychotropic
street drug.
Copy !req
575. Rumour is, it has a foundation
of dimethyltryptamine,
Copy !req
576. engineered around 2050 in some
legal-ish
Copy !req
577. pharma-bro bio-tech lab
in Guatemala or some shit.
Copy !req
578. I knew this one brother
from my time manufacturing.
Copy !req
579. Shanked the cunt, rolled him of
his stash
Copy !req
580. before all the dogs came
through to shut it down.
Copy !req
581. - What made you so cooked?
Copy !req
582. What a joke...
Copy !req
583. you literally follow me around
every day.
Copy !req
584. - You just can't fucking
help yourself, can you?
Copy !req
585. - Well, I mean, nothing
personal or anything.
Copy !req
586. But yeah, you are a few
nuggets short of a combo.
Copy !req
587. - That's Johnny, destined for
the past.
Copy !req
588. I might pay him a visit, cut
him open.
Copy !req
589. See what makes him tick.
Copy !req
590. My guess is just choccy
milk and barbiturates.
Copy !req
591. - Don't.
Copy !req
592. Just leave the goose there.
Copy !req
593. He's not hurting anyone.
Copy !req
594. - Isn't he?
Copy !req
595. Not for you to worry about, is
it?
Copy !req
596. Can't let your past dictate
your future and all that.
Copy !req
597. Time to go to work, cunt.
Copy !req
598. Someone's here.
Copy !req
599. And they got the duffel bag.
Copy !req
600. Ooh.
Copy !req
601. Now be a good boy and fetch it
for me.
Copy !req
602. - Fetch, boy.
Copy !req
603. - Johnny?
Copy !req
604. - What the fuck is going on?
Copy !req
605. - Just keep the door shut.
Copy !req
606. And make sure he's not coming.
Copy !req
607. - Can't believe that dog cunt
stitched me up like this.
Copy !req
608. Johnny always shitting the
carpet
Copy !req
609. and leaving me with a bag to
clean it up.
Copy !req
610. - Oy.
Copy !req
611. That's my best mate you're
talking about.
Copy !req
612. You know, Johnny might be a
fuck up,
Copy !req
613. but he was there when you
needed someone.
Copy !req
614. - Wait.
Copy !req
615. What are you doing?
Copy !req
616. - Returning the favour.
Copy !req
617. Johnny!
Copy !req
618. What the fuck are you wearing?
Copy !req
619. - What am I wearing?
Copy !req
620. I've been living here for
fuckin' months.
Copy !req
621. The bird who lives here
Copy !req
622. is some ex-undercover dog
cunt copper psychotic nut job
Copy !req
623. who consistently
threatens my fuckin' life.
Copy !req
624. It's emasculatory.
Copy !req
625. And here you are worried about
what I'm fuckin' wearing?
Copy !req
626. - Hold up!
Copy !req
627. I'm here to rescue you, aren't
I?
Copy !req
628. I don't get a thank you?
Copy !req
629. No, "I'm sorry for leaving you
Copy !req
630. in the creepy nightmare house
alone?"
Copy !req
631. I mean, what exactly is the
problem here?
Copy !req
632. - That's the fuckin' problem.
Copy !req
633. - Who the fuck is this dumb
slut, hm?
Copy !req
634. I got a fuckin' word of
warning for you, yeah.
Copy !req
635. He is a top shelf fuckin'
dropkick, but dead set,
Copy !req
636. he's my top shelf fuckin'
dropkick.
Copy !req
637. - You're so young.
Copy !req
638. - What?
Copy !req
639. - So alive.
Copy !req
640. - Uh, what
are you going on about?
Copy !req
641. - She's my mum.
Copy !req
642. - Look, I don't know what kind
of fuckin'
Copy !req
643. sick game you're playing here,
lady,
Copy !req
644. but you can't just fuckin'
waltz into someone's home
Copy !req
645. and try and steal their fuckin'
man.
Copy !req
646. Even if he is about as
useful as a kindergarten
Copy !req
647. in the fuckin' Vatican.
Copy !req
648. Aren't ya? Aren't ya?
Copy !req
649. - Well, I mean, you know,
maybe she's not your mum.
Copy !req
650. You know, my mate Wayno thought
his mum was his grandmother.
Copy !req
651. Turns out like, she was just
mad old,
Copy !req
652. so his sister had to
breastfeed him and shit.
Copy !req
653. - She's my fuckin' mum, all
right?
Copy !req
654. - Well, I mean, you don't
seem very fuckin' happy
Copy !req
655. to see her now, do you?
Copy !req
656. - Yeah, well, it's not
my fault that she like,
Copy !req
657. started a fight with me,
and then, like, died.
Copy !req
658. Is it?
Copy !req
659. - You know, if you'd just
come here in February
Copy !req
660. like I fuckin' told you to,
Copy !req
661. we wouldn't have to deal with
Copy !req
662. all this fuckin'
intergenerational
bullshit, would we?
Copy !req
663. - Well, your stupid message
didn't exactly go the distance.
Copy !req
664. Another successful Johnny
scheme.
Copy !req
665. Two severed thumbs up, genius.
Copy !req
666. - I went the distance with your
mum.
Copy !req
667. - Watch your fuckin'
mouth.
Copy !req
668. - I'll fuckin'
watch my mouth, all right?
Copy !req
669. - Wait.
Copy !req
670. If it's November '95, then
that thing in there...
Copy !req
671. Is me.
Copy !req
672. And that...
Copy !req
673. That makes you my dad.
Copy !req
674. - Hang on, what the
fuck is happening here?
Copy !req
675. Huh?
Copy !req
676. - What's happening is that me,
Copy !req
677. and this literal mother fucker,
Copy !req
678. are walking outside this dump,
Copy !req
679. and going back to where we came
from,
Copy !req
680. and we'll never discuss this
shit again.
Copy !req
681. - Yeah, like fuck you are.
Copy !req
682. This fuckin' loser?
Copy !req
683. You fuckin' come in here,
you fuckin' knock me up,
Copy !req
684. and then get off scot-free?
Copy !req
685. I don't fuckin' think so.
Copy !req
686. You fuckin' owe me.
Copy !req
687. - Oh, you wanna weigh in here,
Dad?
Copy !req
688. - Well, I mean, I can't have a
daughter
Copy !req
689. who's a fuck up like you.
Copy !req
690. I mean, it doesn't make any
sense.
Copy !req
691. You don't have any of my
spirited charm or ambition.
Copy !req
692. - Well, you know what, dickhead?
Copy !req
693. You can fuckin' stay here then.
Copy !req
694. Yeah, I knew that I
shouldn't come back for you.
Copy !req
695. - Fuckin' hang on, fuckin' hang
on.
Copy !req
696. Are you saying fuckin'
February 14th, 2022?
Copy !req
697. You have been going on about
that date
Copy !req
698. ever since you got here.
Copy !req
699. So what, you're saying all
that...
Copy !req
700. All that fuckin' rubbish
about...
Copy !req
701. Ah!
Copy !req
702. Are you saying that that is
fuckin' true?
Copy !req
703. - You don't need to
worry about any of that.
Copy !req
704. You just need to stay here,
and pop that thing out,
Copy !req
705. and don't go fuckin' anywhere.
Copy !req
706. Like you're grounded.
Copy !req
707. Yeah, you love groundings,
as I seem to remember.
Copy !req
708. - Hang on a second.
Copy !req
709. If this tuckies your mom,
Copy !req
710. then that means you've got cop
blood.
Copy !req
711. Oh, Denise.
Copy !req
712. No wonder you put me on the dog.
Copy !req
713. I cannot be involved with a cop
family.
Copy !req
714. I mean, I've got a reputation
to think of.
Copy !req
715. - And it's because of that
selfish fuckin' attitude
Copy !req
716. that I grew up without a dad.
Copy !req
717. I should've known you'd be the
kind of loser absent father
Copy !req
718. who would go out for some
smokes,
Copy !req
719. and leave me and my mom
to fend for ourselves.
Copy !req
720. - What are you talking about?
Copy !req
721. I pretty much did raise you.
Copy !req
722. I mean, you've got no idea
the amount of brain space
Copy !req
723. I could like, free up,
Copy !req
724. if I wasn't storing knowledge
for you.
Copy !req
725. - I know your secret.
Copy !req
726. - Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
727. What fuckin' secret?
Copy !req
728. - I know that that whole
Copy !req
729. Jazzo in Mongolia story is
bullshit.
Copy !req
730. And I know why you went around
telling everyone he's a dog.
Copy !req
731. The real story is that you got
picked up
Copy !req
732. graffing by an undercover,
Copy !req
733. and you snitched on Jazzo.
Copy !req
734. Just like the-
Copy !req
735. - Don't fuckin' say it.
Copy !req
736. - Dog that you are.
Copy !req
737. - You want to talk about
secrets, Denise?
Copy !req
738. I mean, baggy jumpers only
work for so long, man.
Copy !req
739. We all know you popped out
Danny Handjob's kid last year.
Copy !req
740. I mean, it's in his fuckin'
name, Denise.
Copy !req
741. You don't have to fuck him.
Copy !req
742. What the fuck!
Copy !req
743. Fuckin'...
Copy !req
744. - Fuck!
Copy !req
745. - You two wanna fuck
around and play games?
Copy !req
746. Fuckin' be my guest, yeah.
Copy !req
747. I need a fresh bloody start,
Copy !req
748. and I'm fuckin' sick of
looking over my shoulder,
Copy !req
749. and I am fuckin' especially
sick of cohabitation with you,
Copy !req
750. you fuckin' dickhead!
Copy !req
751. Fuckin' bingo.
Copy !req
752. Oh.
Copy !req
753. - No!
Copy !req
754. - What a scumbag thief, aye?
Copy !req
755. Like mother, like daughter, I
guess.
Copy !req
756. Cup of tea?
Copy !req
757. - We need to get her back.
Copy !req
758. Think.
Copy !req
759. - We live here now.
Copy !req
760. Best not to go on about it too
much.
Copy !req
761. - But if she gives birth
to me in a different time,
Copy !req
762. then who is giving birth to me
now?
Copy !req
763. I'll cease to exist.
Copy !req
764. - I can't help but feel partly
to blame.
Copy !req
765. - Well, we can't worry about
that now.
Copy !req
766. We need to get her
back, before she like...
Copy !req
767. Births me.
Copy !req
768. - But when is she?
Copy !req
769. - I know when.
Copy !req
770. I heard her scream.
Copy !req
771. - What's happening,
losers?
Copy !req
772. - Oh, you know, not much,
Copy !req
773. just been banging Denise's mom.
Copy !req
774. - Ha, just the usual then.
Copy !req
775. Denise?
Copy !req
776. You got something that's mine?
Copy !req
777. Where's my gear?
Copy !req
778. Oh.
Copy !req
779. Don't go all idiot on me again,
Johnny.
Copy !req
780. I mean, I know that's
really asking something.
Copy !req
781. - Well, it's just that...
Copy !req
782. You know, I've got a
family to support now,
Copy !req
783. so the way I see it is,
finders fuckin' keepers, aye?
Copy !req
784. - You don't have to do this,
Johnny.
Copy !req
785. - Yeah, I probably should
though.
Copy !req
786. - It's a bit late for the
whole Mr. Responsibility act.
Copy !req
787. I mean, you did ruin my fuckin'
life.
Copy !req
788. - I barely know you, bro.
Copy !req
789. - Grow up, fuckhead.
Copy !req
790. - Leave him alone!
Copy !req
791. - I didn't think...
Copy !req
792. You had that in you, brother.
Copy !req
793. - I guess we should
like, kill him or something?
Copy !req
794. - All right, let's fucking do
this.
Copy !req
795. - Don't do it.
Copy !req
796. Drop the knife.
Copy !req
797. - Don't listen to her, Johnny.
Copy !req
798. She's tried to screw me over
before.
Copy !req
799. - Now slowly go over and
check Kane for more vials.
Copy !req
800. Take one, give the rest to me.
Copy !req
801. And you stay where you fuckin'
are.
Copy !req
802. And give that one to her.
Copy !req
803. - What the fuck is
going on?
Copy !req
804. - I wish I could tell you,
Copy !req
805. but you're not ready for
what needs to be done.
Copy !req
806. - Well you're not much
fuckin' help, are ya?
Copy !req
807. - Well, if you expect better
from me,
Copy !req
808. then change better, bitch!
Copy !req
809. It's time for you to go get our
mum.
Copy !req
810. - What about Johnny?
Copy !req
811. - He's not coming with you.
Copy !req
812. - Didn't anyone ever teach you
Copy !req
813. that it's rude to fuckin' stare?
Copy !req
814. - Oh, it's coming!
Copy !req
815. - You're hitting this god damn
bowl
Copy !req
816. and going back to where you
came from.
Copy !req
817. - No, I'm not! I won't go back!
Copy !req
818. - Fucking hell, Mum!
Copy !req
819. You're stubborn as bloody
Johnny!
Copy !req
820. - I can't go back!
Copy !req
821. - Why?
Copy !req
822. - Because it's not a real life!
Copy !req
823. Johnny's gonna fuckin' leave me!
Copy !req
824. I am paranoid them Reapers
are gonna come knocking
Copy !req
825. every fuckin' day.
Copy !req
826. And I didn't even want a kid,
Copy !req
827. but now that I don't have a
choice,
Copy !req
828. I want it to have a life that
it doesn't just waste away!
Copy !req
829. I mean, my baby could grow up
here, right?
Copy !req
830. Fuckin', it's shit, it is shit,
Copy !req
831. but it's fuckin' all right.
Copy !req
832. - This place is a fucking
shithole.
Copy !req
833. The whole world in this
time is a fucking shithole.
Copy !req
834. - Yeah, but it's a
shithole where I'm free.
Copy !req
835. 'Cause I can't fuckin' take it
anymore.
Copy !req
836. - I'm sorry.
Copy !req
837. I'm sorry, all right?
Copy !req
838. I'm sorry for all the years of
hell
Copy !req
839. that I'm gonna put you through.
Copy !req
840. And I'm really sorry
about your boyfriend Flaco
Copy !req
841. that I like, banged this one
time.
Copy !req
842. - Flaco's a fucking shit name!
Copy !req
843. - And I'm mostly sorry
for my part that I play
Copy !req
844. in the fight that we have.
Copy !req
845. But if you don't smoke this and
go back,
Copy !req
846. then she'll never get the
chance to try and be better.
Copy !req
847. Do the right thing by the kid,
you reckon?
Copy !req
848. Okay.
Copy !req
849. - Just be patient with her.
Copy !req
850. She can be kind of useless at
times.
Copy !req
851. - Yeah, well, she probably
gets that from her father,
Copy !req
852. because he's a fucking dickhead!
Copy !req
853. I mean, what kind of idiot is
watching
Copy !req
854. Saturday morning fuckin'
cartoons!
Copy !req
855. - Kane?
Copy !req
856. - I was...
Copy !req
857. - You were the one in here
holding the bag for younger Kane
Copy !req
858. this whole time.
Copy !req
859. - We all owe our past
just one more chance.
Copy !req
860. That crazy bitch shot me.
Copy !req
861. She always did have a
proclivity to overreact.
Copy !req
862. - Proclivity's not a...
Copy !req
863. You knew her?
Copy !req
864. - And you, briefly, when you
were little.
Copy !req
865. Nothing but regrets, this stuff.
Copy !req
866. - Sounds like a bit of a
one-way street with your past.
Copy !req
867. Can't all just be favours, can
it?
Copy !req
868. I mean, when does it end?
Copy !req
869. - Everything ends, love.
Copy !req
870. Tick fucking tock.
Copy !req
871. - You once said that
you shouldn't let our past
Copy !req
872. control our future.
Copy !req
873. - Maybe once upon a time I had
a point.
Copy !req
874. My life would be so much easier
if you just didn't exist.
Copy !req
875. - Wait.
Copy !req
876. Why'd you say that?
Copy !req
877. This feels like fairytales for
cunts.
Copy !req
878. - No more regrets.
Copy !req
879. Tick fucking tock.
Copy !req
880. Fucking hell!
Copy !req
881. Fucking hell!
Copy !req
882. Just hook a girl up with
one shard, fucking hell!
Copy !req
883. Stupid thing!
Copy !req
884. I think it's time to start
having
Copy !req
885. some hard talks with yourself,
Denise.
Copy !req
886. For starters, I'm thinking
you might have a drug problem.
Copy !req
887. - Didn't know you
had that in you, brother.
Copy !req
888. - I guess we
should we like,
Copy !req
889. kill him or something?
Copy !req
890. - All right, let's
fucking do this!
Copy !req
891. - Don't do it!
Copy !req
892. Drop the knife.
Copy !req
893. Now slowly go over and
check Kane for more vials.
Copy !req
894. And you stay where you fuckin'
are.
Copy !req
895. - What
the fuck is going on?
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896. - Well if you expect better
from me,
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897. then change better, bitch.
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898. Now it's time for you to go get
our mum.
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899. - What about
Johnny?
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900. - He's not coming with you.
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901. - Didn't
anyone ever teach you
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902. that it's rude to fucking stare?
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903. - So you're like my kid,
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904. and you've been looking for me.
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905. That's what all those photos
of the other women were.
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906. People you thought might've
been your mum?
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907. Well, if I give you one of
these, will you let us go?
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908. Will you let Johnny live?
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909. - Time could end and I'd
keep hunting that prick down.
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910. - I don't need a fuckin'
sympathy pardon.
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911. I don't see what the problem is.
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912. Just shoot the cunt, right
in the fuckin' temple!
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913. - I can't do that.
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914. - Why not?
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915. He literally just said
he's gonna hunt me down.
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916. - Here, I'll fuckin' do it.
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917. - I know he's not making
a great case for himself,
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918. but it's not his fault, you
know?
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919. Me leaving you.
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920. - No, it fucking was.
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921. - You know, back when I was a
teenager,
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922. I always used to rack the
nangs from the kitchen
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923. to get high.
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924. - Yeah, fuckin' sick.
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925. - Yeah.
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926. They're like the little nitrous
canisters
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927. that you chuck in the whipped
cream.
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928. - Yeah, I know what fuckin'
nangs are.
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929. - Yeah.
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930. My mom used to put whipped cream
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931. on her low expresso martinis,
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932. and one day she really lost it.
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933. She came storming into
my room screaming at me
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934. for stealing all the nangs.
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935. Now...
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936. I was fairly cooked,
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937. so I might have laughed a
little too hard.
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938. - Is there a point to all of
this?
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939. - Yeah.
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940. She said...
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941. "My life would be so much
easier if you didn't exist."
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942. And then she left.
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943. You know, but I wasn't the
one that stopped existing.
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944. She was.
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945. Some old gang member she put
away,
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946. saw her at the shops, killed
her.
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947. Buying more nangs killed her.
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948. I killed her.
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949. Your life was better with
me not existing in it.
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950. - How do you know?
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951. You didn't even try.
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952. But you can try now, you have
to.
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953. - If you want a mom, then why
the fuck
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954. are you trying to lock me up?
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955. - Because we will finally be a
family.
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956. - That's now how family works,
dickhead.
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957. I mean, how's the emotional
intelligence on this cunt, D?
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958. - Fucking shut up, Johnny!
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959. He's right.
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960. That's not a family.
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961. - Yeah, well, I wouldn't
fucking know, would I?
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962. You gave me away to spend your
life
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963. fucking around with this dumb
junkie cunt.
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964. And that decision left me with
nothing.
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965. With no one.
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966. You left me on the steps of a
church
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967. with just a teddy bear
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968. like it was a fucking Christmas
movie.
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969. Now, make it right and shoot
this mutt!
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970. - Wait, Denise, come on, lad.
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971. You're really not gonna
choose him over me, yeah?
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972. You've gotta get outta here.
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973. Go someplace I don't know where
you are.
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974. This is goodbye, Johnny.
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975. - No, fuck that, I'm not going.
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976. - When you found me crying
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977. on the floor of the Macca's
toilets,
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978. you took me under your wing.
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979. You saved me.
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980. Now let me save you.
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981. - You could've saved me
by capping that deadshit.
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982. - Mum.
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983. I'm sorry.
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984. I just...
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985. I looked for you for so long.
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986. And the more I looked,
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987. the more Valentine's Days I was
alone.
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988. The old man version of
me rambled on so much
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989. it was hard to decipher what
was real
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990. and what was just rubbish.
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991. But he told me that you left me
here
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992. with no crystal for 30 plus
fuckin' years.
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993. I didn't believe him.
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994. I couldn't believe that you
would do that.
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995. But he insisted.
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996. - No.
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997. Fuck that.
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998. Only if I get to go home, yeah?
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999. - You owe me!
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1000. If you won't open this door...
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1001. Then how about I go into
that other room there
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1002. and put a bullet in your mum's
head?
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1003. - Fine, I'll tell you the truth.
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1004. I don't want you in my life.
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1005. I meant it when I said that
you were a fuck up and a dog.
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1006. That's why I think it's
best that you just fuck off.
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1007. Go on, get!
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1008. - Fuckin' bullshit.
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1009. - No one wants a fucking
snitch like you in their life.
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1010. - The graff scene is all
just toys there now, anyway.
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1011. You can forget about having
my fuckin' bike, yeah?
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1012. - No!
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1013. I just wanted to make things
right.
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1014. - Don't do it.
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1015. Don't fuckin' run away again.
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1016. - I'm not.
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1017. - Can't think of a name.
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1018. - Denise, sounds appropriately
annoying.
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1019. - Hey...
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1020. How are you with coffee based
cocktails?
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1021. 'Cause I could really,
I could use a drink.
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1022. I mean, if you could sort that
out,
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1023. I could stitch up that
little gut scratch you got.
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1024. - I'll make myself at home.
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1025. - Gonna have to fuckin' move
house again.
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1026. - I meant it when I
said
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1027. that I'm not running anymore.
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1028. - You'll stay here? With me?
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1029. - Um...
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1030. Well, ideally, no.
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1031. But I did have an idea to
broach.
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1032. Where can I take you to get you
fixed up?
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1033. - Not where, when.
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1034. - I'm taking the
chance that you've grown a bit.
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1035. - A few decades
will do that to you.
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1036. - Oh, probably just
trapped animals or something.
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1037. - What about your past self?
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1038. - Human sized
blood covered animals.
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1039. Fucking great.
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1040. - Maybe she's got some
growing up to do too.
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1041. - No one ever tell you that
it's rude to fucking stare?
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1042. - "Get the bag, brother."
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1043. - "Dearest Denise.
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1044. I'm not going to lie.
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1045. It's taken me a minute to write
this.
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1046. I won't tell you where I am,
but after I arrived here,
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1047. I was confronted by the
family that owned the house.
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1048. Thankfully, the patriarch
was a veterinarian
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1049. and was able to yank the slug
from my gut.
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1050. Real G shit.
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1051. Things are pretty cool here.
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1052. I ended up wifing the old man's
daughter,
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1053. so I inherited the joint.
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1054. I'm like a clerk or
something, I don't know.
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1055. Cunts can barely even
write, so I'm like a genius.
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1056. Well, considered around
average, at least.
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1057. Pretty heavy that Kane's your
kid.
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1058. Still can't believe you
fucked Danny Handjobs though.
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1059. Classic.
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1060. I hope things worked out with
Kane.
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1061. He needs all the help he can get
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1062. after I defeated him in combat
so badly.
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1063. On that note, I'm leaving the
deeds to the house and land
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1064. in a trust for him when he
comes of age.
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1065. I feel like I owe the
young fella for the tic,
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1066. and I thought this is
what you would've wanted.
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1067. My lawyer seems to think
this kind of practise
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1068. is highly unorthodox,
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1069. given that Kane won't be born
for another 130 plus years.
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1070. I told him, "I don't
need the sermon, brother.
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1071. Just work out the particulars,
cunt."
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1072. He's got those fuck off
mutton chop sideburns.
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1073. Anyways, fuck him and what he
thinks.
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1074. Lawyers are all dogs anyways.
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1075. Not as bad as undercover
cops and parking inspectors,
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1076. but still.
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1077. Anyways, here's where I
broach the serious stuff.
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1078. I understand now why you sent
me away.
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1079. It took me a while to
figure out what you meant
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1080. by making things right.
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1081. What I'm trying to say is,
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1082. this is my way of trying to
make things right with us.
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1083. Since I've been here,
I've had these dreams.
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1084. You know, those kinda dreams
you have
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1085. when you first get clean.
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1086. Real fuckin' vivid, but all
over the shop.
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1087. Like, lizards in top hats kinda
shit.
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1088. Anyways, in this one dream, we
were both these lone wolves,
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1089. but like, not alone, because
there were two of us,
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1090. like a group of wolves.
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1091. There should be a word to
describe that or something.
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1092. Anyways, I realised,
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1093. it doesn't matter that we're
not hanging out anymore.
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1094. Because time or no time,
I'm like, a part of you.
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1095. I mean, think about it.
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1096. You come from my balls, man.
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1097. This is the kind of
philosophical shit
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1098. I have time to sit around
and think about now.
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1099. We're definitely a long way
from the Macca's toilets.
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1100. Keep it real, lad.
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1101. One love.
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1102. Pack."
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