1. - Dad, please don't make me do this.Copy !req
2. - Tyler, it's for your own good.Copy !req
3. I checked out this program.Copy !req
4. Miss Lambert's helped a lot of kids.Copy !req
5. I think she can help you, too.Copy !req
6. Okay?Copy !req
7. Tyler!Copy !req
8. I'm doing this because I
want you to get better.Copy !req
9. Help!Copy !req
10. Help!Copy !req
11. - Help, Dad!Copy !req
12. Daddy, where are you?Copy !req
13. Help, Dad!Copy !req
14. Help, where are you?Copy !req
15. Please help me!Copy !req
16. - We're gonna play a game, Holmes!Copy !req
17. Here's the deal: you
sink a gimme, you live.Copy !req
18. You brick, you don't.Copy !req
19. See, they call me Panic,
"cause I never do.Copy !req
20. How about you?Copy !req
21. You're not gonna kill me.Copy !req
22. Maybe I won't.Copy !req
23. Or maybe, I'll just have
my dog rip your leg off.Copy !req
24. Shoot the ball, man!Copy !req
25. I ain't got all day!Copy !req
26. I'm a busy man!Copy !req
27. Shoot the ball!Copy !req
28. Again.Copy !req
29. - I made it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
30. Well, I wasn't looking.Copy !req
31. Lucky shot!Copy !req
32. Again!Copy !req
33. - It's your turn.Copy !req
34. - Oh, so you make the rules now, huh?Copy !req
35. - Yeah, I do.Copy !req
36. Game's over.Copy !req
37. A far fetched fairytaleCopy !req
38. Too unbelievableCopy !req
39. Too inconceivableCopy !req
40. - Hi.Copy !req
41. - Hi.
- You must be Tyler Burns.Copy !req
42. - Yeah.
- I'm Holly Lambert.Copy !req
43. I'm Director of the Wilderness Project.Copy !req
44. I'm glad you could make it.Copy !req
45. - Thank my dad.Copy !req
46. I'm sure you're gonna have some fun.Copy !req
47. Hi Tyler, I'm Charles Danson.Copy !req
48. - Hi.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
49. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Let me out, please.Copy !req
50. - And this is my daughter, Melissa.Copy !req
51. She's gonna be helping us out.Copy !req
52. - Hi, Tyler.Copy !req
53. - Thanks.Copy !req
54. - Adults.Copy !req
55. Don't believe a word they say.Copy !req
56. You're gonna hate this
trip more than I will.Copy !req
57. - Melissa, I need your help.Copy !req
58. - Hey,
four eyes! We haven't finished yet!Copy !req
59. - Hey!Copy !req
60. You interested in communing
with the wilderness?Copy !req
61. Darrel Lumley, you still trying beCopy !req
62. the toughest kid on the block?Copy !req
63. - The only way to
survive in this jungle.Copy !req
64. - Yeah, well, I'm sure
glad you could join us.Copy !req
65. - Figured it would be
good for a few laughs.Copy !req
66. That right, Holmes?Copy !req
67. - Never.Copy !req
68. - See that shit?Copy !req
69. Stops on a dime!Copy !req
70. Dee, how much this thing cost?Copy !req
71. - Uh, Daddy said the IRS paid for it.Copy !req
72. - Since it was so cheap,Copy !req
73. I asked her old man to buy me one, too.Copy !req
74. Only if you drive to Mexico,
he says, and stay there!Copy !req
75. Do I look Mexican to you?Copy !req
76. - Yeah.Copy !req
77. - Hang these for me, would you, hon?Copy !req
78. And don't wrinkle them.Copy !req
79. Oh, my god.Copy !req
80. - Sucker.Copy !req
81. Join the club, hon!Copy !req
82. - Okay.Copy !req
83. - Let's go do battle.Copy !req
84. - Yeah.
- More than your Romeo, babe.Copy !req
85. - Ah, top notch!Copy !req
86. Aw, rats!Copy !req
87. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
88. Enjoying the trip back?Copy !req
89. - Eh.Copy !req
90. I'm not walking.Copy !req
91. Guys, can I
have some help, please?Copy !req
92. You're gonna do what?Copy !req
93. Shit!Copy !req
94. Brute's got measle bumps!Copy !req
95. - I don't think dogs can get measles.Copy !req
96. - Yeah, well, who died
and made you Dr. Welby?Copy !req
97. - Let me see it.Copy !req
98. Oh.Copy !req
99. Here. It's a tick, vampires
of the insect world.Copy !req
100. - Oh, that sucker's nasty!Copy !req
101. - You got a match or something?Copy !req
102. - Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
103. - My grandfather told me this.Copy !req
104. They're too tough to squash.Copy !req
105. - Oh!Copy !req
106. Uh!Copy !req
107. Damn!Copy !req
108. - Is someone burning
something over there?Copy !req
109. - Sorry, Hol.Copy !req
110. Little man Tyler over
here was gonna smoke,Copy !req
111. but I told him it'd be
rude, stunt his growth.Copy !req
112. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
113. - Sucker.Copy !req
114. I like that van.Copy !req
115. - Here we go.Copy !req
116. Last chance for supplies, guys.Copy !req
117. Rome, would
you buy me some more gum?Copy !req
118. Hey, what am
1? A bank, Dee?Copy !req
119. - Are you getting out, or what?Copy !req
120. - Uh-uh.Copy !req
121. Stay, Brutus.Copy !req
122. Ah, jackpot.Copy !req
123. - What's that?Copy !req
124. - See that cholo's guns?Copy !req
125. He's trying to buff up
for his honey, right?Copy !req
126. - Steroids!
- What are you gonna do?Copy !req
127. - Share the wealth, man.Copy !req
128. - You're a thief, too?Copy !req
129. - Oh, party hats!Copy !req
130. Now I know where Chuck's head is at.Copy !req
131. - Did you ever kill anybody?Copy !req
132. - What kind of question is that?Copy !req
133. - Pretty direct one.Copy !req
134. - All right.Copy !req
135. I've killed about as many
dudes as you've boned chicks.Copy !req
136. You make the call.Copy !req
137. - Whew!Copy !req
138. That many?Copy !req
139. Wow.Copy !req
140. Sweet.Copy !req
141. - That kid's all right.Copy !req
142. Hey, fuck that damn truck.Copy !req
143. You're gonna block everybody.Copy !req
144. Move it down a way, so
people can get in here.Copy !req
145. - Hi there, cutie.Copy !req
146. Mm.Copy !req
147. What brings you to
our neck of the woods?Copy !req
148. Huh?Copy !req
149. - Jerry, manners.Copy !req
150. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
151. I need to take a shower.Copy !req
152. This place is so dusty.Copy !req
153. - Hi, there.Copy !req
154. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
155. This is
The BBC World Service.Copy !req
156. It is now 1900 hours,
Greenwich Mean Time.Copy !req
157. Today in our series on the
world's hidden economy,Copy !req
158. we travel across the
pond to sunny California,Copy !req
159. where former hippies,
businessmen, and Vietnam veteransCopy !req
160. have created a high
yield, high tech industryCopy !req
161. protected by a formidable terrainCopy !req
162. and a network of lethal booby traps.Copy !req
163. - Yeah, but we don't get health care.Copy !req
164. Marijuana.Copy !req
165. Recently, rising demand and competitionCopy !req
166. have led this clandestine enterpriseCopy !req
167. to the latest techniques
in scientific horticulture.Copy !req
168. Narcotics authorities have uncoveredCopy !req
169. an intricate infrastructure of dams,Copy !req
170. irrigation, and chemical enhancementsCopy !req
171. constructed to maximize an
already freewheeling industry.Copy !req
172. What the the long term
economic environmental effectsCopy !req
173. will yield, no one can say.Copy !req
174. - Yeah, it'll yield
about 926 in a jumbo CD.Copy !req
175. American
business, this broadcastCopy !req
176. will have a new time
starting September 1st.Copy !req
177. You'll be able to tune in
at 2100 VIP in 254149—Copy !req
178. And now, it's time for the music.Copy !req
179. - Oh!Copy !req
180. Dude, you're all messed up.Copy !req
181. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
182. Ah!Copy !req
183. All right, we're here.Copy !req
184. - This is it!Copy !req
185. This place looks
worse than the projects.Copy !req
186. Definitely not cable ready.Copy !req
187. Wait 'til you check
out the toilette, princess.Copy !req
188. - We actually got to sleep in this dump?Copy !req
189. Give me a dark alleyway
over this place any time.Copy !req
190. I mean, this place ain't
right, man. It's too quiet.Copy !req
191. It's too goddamned quiet.Copy !req
192. Come get your bags, guys.Copy !req
193. Boys and girls in separate cabins, Rome.Copy !req
194. - What am I, the valet?Copy !req
195. What the hell you got in here, Dee Dee?Copy !req
196. Hey!Copy !req
197. Man, this place reminds
me of boy's republicCopy !req
198. back in juvenile hall.Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. - Hey, save me some closet space, man!Copy !req
201. - Sure.Copy !req
202. - Mm, lovely.Copy !req
203. Bet that's dinner.Copy !req
204. - Not anymore.Copy !req
205. - Bag that shit, man!Copy !req
206. I can't put my clothes in here!Copy !req
207. - It's all yours, Holmes.Copy !req
208. - Thanks.Copy !req
209. - Charles.
- Yes?Copy !req
210. - It's taking me a lot
of time to gain the trustCopy !req
211. of these kids.Copy !req
212. - And?Copy !req
213. - Well, I don't want them
to feel like this tripCopy !req
214. is for your experiment
instead of for their benefit.Copy !req
215. - Agreed.Copy !req
216. But you need to keep in
mind that my daughterCopy !req
217. needs to feel like this
trip is for her benefit.Copy !req
218. - Okay.Copy !req
219. I've got no expectationCopy !req
220. We have just arrived at the campsite.Copy !req
221. My partner, Holly, having made this tripCopy !req
222. several times prior,Copy !req
223. is the only person in
our group possessingCopy !req
224. any real outdoor survivalist skills.Copy !req
225. The rest of us bring only our every manCopy !req
226. for himself instinct
fostered by urban living.Copy !req
227. - Bah!Copy !req
228. As I expected,Copy !req
229. the subjects' first reaction
was one of disassociation.Copy !req
230. There's Rome and Dee
Dee, basically convertingCopy !req
231. this new environment into their own,Copy !req
232. and both returning to what is
no doubt habitual behavior.Copy !req
233. Shit!Copy !req
234. And then there's Panic,Copy !req
235. a perfect model of
aggressive dysfunction.Copy !req
236. He cannot accept this radical change,Copy !req
237. so instead, assaults it.Copy !req
238. And poor Kelly, a prisoner
of her own troubled mind.Copy !req
239. In the end, I fear this group
will not successfully bond,Copy !req
240. despite their common antagonist,Copy !req
241. in this case, nature.Copy !req
242. - You must think I hate everything, huh?Copy !req
243. - No, actually.Copy !req
244. I think you must like coming
up with your dad, huh?Copy !req
245. - No, I hate it.Copy !req
246. I hate this place!Copy !req
247. I mean, everybody says
coming out to natureCopy !req
248. is supposed to be a poetic,
inspiring experience, right?Copy !req
249. What is so inspiring
about bugs, and insects,Copy !req
250. and snakes, and creatures of the nightCopy !req
251. making all that racket?Copy !req
252. It's suffocating and it's vile.Copy !req
253. And it's full of rot.Copy !req
254. - Can we go back, now?Copy !req
255. - What's wrong with you?Copy !req
256. Why are you sweating?Copy !req
257. - Um, sometimes I get the feeling, like,Copy !req
258. something really bad is gonna happen.Copy !req
259. - Like what?Copy !req
260. - I don't know.Copy !req
261. Wait!Copy !req
262. Don't move.Copy !req
263. - Nice try.Copy !req
264. There's something on your back.Copy !req
265. Slow.Copy !req
266. What is it?Copy !req
267. Come on, Tyler!Copy !req
268. What is it?Copy !req
269. - I have no idea.Copy !req
270. - Get it off, Tyler!Copy !req
271. - It's stuck.Copy !req
272. - You're hurting me, stop it!Copy !req
273. - I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it off!Copy !req
274. - Ow!Copy !req
275. God, get it off! Now!Copy !req
276. Get it off now, Tyler!Copy !req
277. - I can't get it off!
- Get it off of me now, Tyler!Copy !req
278. It's hurting me!Copy !req
279. Ow!Copy !req
280. Ow!Copy !req
281. What the hell was that?Copy !req
282. - I don't know.Copy !req
283. - I wanna go back to Arizona.Copy !req
284. - Come on.Copy !req
285. - Hey yo, Chuck!Copy !req
286. These burgers ain't half bad.Copy !req
287. Gee, thanks, Darrel.Copy !req
288. I think they like you.Copy !req
289. Burger, please.Copy !req
290. - Charles!Copy !req
291. Charles!Copy !req
292. You would not believe it.Copy !req
293. - What happened to you two?Copy !req
294. - Well, Melissa got attacked
by some big bug or something.Copy !req
295. Can we go home?Copy !req
296. - Well, we are out in
the wilderness, you know?Copy !req
297. - No, I know.Copy !req
298. But this wasn't your average
wilderness bug, okay?Copy !req
299. It was kind of —
- No way,Copy !req
300. this thing was, like, glued
to my back or something.Copy !req
301. It was just gross.Copy !req
302. It was all slimy.Copy !req
303. It was like a —
- Like a big snot!Copy !req
304. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
305. You're making me ill!Copy !req
306. - Just don't touch it if
you don't know what it is.Copy !req
307. - Don't touch it?Copy !req
308. It attacked me.Copy !req
309. - Oh, come on, guys.Copy !req
310. Bugs don't attack unless
they're aggravated.Copy !req
311. - Great, classic story, the
adults not believing the kids.Copy !req
312. Thanks.Copy !req
313. - See,
I should have brought a piece, man.Copy !req
314. This place ain't safe.Copy !req
315. - I think you guys are overreacting.Copy !req
316. I suggest you observe from a distance.Copy !req
317. You'd be surprised
how much you can learn.Copy !req
318. - Yeah, right.Copy !req
319. We learned this whole
trip was a stupid idea.Copy !req
320. - Melissa, please!Copy !req
321. You don't hear the other kids whining.Copy !req
322. Ooh.Copy !req
323. - Well look, if it
isn't the happy campers.Copy !req
324. Keeping yourselves out of trouble,
I hope.Copy !req
325. I apologize for the loud music.Copy !req
326. - Oh, don't mention it.Copy !req
327. We were young once.Copy !req
328. - Charles Danson.Copy !req
329. - Oh, you can call me Sir.Copy !req
330. This is my associate, Jerry.Copy !req
331. - Would you like a burger?Copy !req
332. - Yeah, don't mind if I do.Copy !req
333. - Oh, thank you, but not yet.Copy !req
334. We just stopped by to offer
a friendly word of advice.Copy !req
335. Well, since they closed
down the logging mill,Copy !req
336. some of the locals have taken to, well,Copy !req
337. illicit means of getting by.Copy !req
338. - What does that mean?Copy !req
339. - Beware of the cash croppers.Copy !req
340. Cash croppers?Copy !req
341. Dope growers.Copy !req
342. - What kind of dope?Copy !req
343. - Mary-wanna.Copy !req
344. - Here?Copy !req
345. - Now, I'm not trying to scare you folksCopy !req
346. or ruin your vacation, but, well,Copy !req
347. these people are the devil's own.Copy !req
348. I don't wanna see anyone else get hurt.Copy !req
349. This is our problem.Copy !req
350. Let us deal with it.Copy !req
351. - Well, I don't think you
have anything to worry about.Copy !req
352. We have plenty to occupy
us here at the camp,Copy !req
353. don't we, guys?Copy !req
354. - Well, I guess we better be going.Copy !req
355. - Thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
356. - It's our pleasure.Copy !req
357. Au revoilr.Copy !req
358. - These all your kids?Copy !req
359. - Knew I should have brought a piece,
man.Copy !req
360. - Jesus Christ!Copy !req
361. Goddamnit!Copy !req
362. - Sounds like home.Copy !req
363. Without the choppers.Copy !req
364. - Hopefully, it was one of those
cash croppers getting shot.Copy !req
365. - God, you didn't believe
that stupid shit, did you?Copy !req
366. God, you're so naive!Copy !req
367. - I'd rather be naive than
a spoiled bitch like you.Copy !req
368. - The natives are restless.Copy !req
369. A far-fetched fairytaleCopy !req
370. - Hey Romeo, what's the word?Copy !req
371. - Super unleaded, fresh
from the van, ol' boy.Copy !req
372. - Hit it.
- That's way too much gas!Copy !req
373. - Let there be light.Copy !req
374. - Jesus Christ!Copy !req
375. What the hell are they doing out there?Copy !req
376. - Wait, Charles, I'll go!Copy !req
377. - Woo!
- Aw!Copy !req
378. - Burn, baby, burn!
- Yeah!Copy !req
379. Yeah!Copy !req
380. - Yeah!
- Busted!Copy !req
381. - What the hell's
going on? Jesus Christ!Copy !req
382. Are you guys crazy?Copy !req
383. This area is a fire hazard!Copy !req
384. That's what the signs
meant on the way up here!Copy !req
385. Are you trying to start a forest fire?Copy !req
386. Now, come on guys!Copy !req
387. You can't be that stupid!Copy !req
388. - Whoa, what are you
looking at me for, man?Copy !req
389. Don't call me stupid!Copy !req
390. - Chill out, Chuck!Copy !req
391. Nobody ever taught us
how to make a campfire.Copy !req
392. I mean, what do you want from us?Copy !req
393. - Okay, all right, it's no big deal.Copy !req
394. Maybe I'll show you
how to start a campfireCopy !req
395. tomorrow night, all right?Copy !req
396. Right now,
I'm just a little busy inside.Copy !req
397. - Busy?Copy !req
398. Busy what?Copy !req
399. Screwing Holly?Copy !req
400. - Damn.Copy !req
401. - I heard that.Copy !req
402. - She's got guts!Copy !req
403. I'll give her that!Copy !req
404. Melissa,
what has gotten into you?Copy !req
405. - Nothing.Copy !req
406. You've been
acting like a spoiled bratCopy !req
407. ever since we picked
you up at the airport.Copy !req
408. - You didn't pick me up.Copy !req
409. Holly did.Copy !req
410. - Well, that's what this
is all about, isn't it?Copy !req
411. Look, I don't know what
you could possibly haveCopy !req
412. against Holly, because
you don't even know her.Copy !req
413. - I don't wanna know her.Copy !req
414. - Well, that's an intelligent attitude.Copy !req
415. Look, Melissa, I brought
you along in this tripCopy !req
416. because you said you wanted to come.Copy !req
417. - I said I wanted to be with you.Copy !req
418. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
419. All I ask is that you not
blame whatever you've gotCopy !req
420. against me on Holly.Copy !req
421. She's a wonderful person.Copy !req
422. And I know when the two of
you get to know each other,Copy !req
423. you could be friends.Copy !req
424. - You see my dog?
- Yah!Copy !req
425. - What the hell's wrong
with you, are you sick?Copy !req
426. - Yeah, I'm just,Copy !req
427. I'm just, I'm working something out.Copy !req
428. - I see you, man.Copy !req
429. I've given you shit and you've taken it.Copy !req
430. When you got here in the woods,
man, it's like you scared.Copy !req
431. You know, always tripping
on your own shadow.Copy !req
432. - Um, sometimes when I'm
alone, I just get dizzy.Copy !req
433. - See, nah, man! You
gotta be like my dog, man!Copy !req
434. You've got be able to run
all hell into it, man!Copy !req
435. Don't be scared of nothing!Copy !req
436. You gonna be all right.Copy !req
437. Yo, Bru.Copy !req
438. Say, yo man.Copy !req
439. Go get some help, man.Copy !req
440. Go get some help, man!Copy !req
441. Hurry up!Copy !req
442. - Charles!
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
443. What now?Copy !req
444. There's something
wrong with Panic's dog!Copy !req
445. - Jesus.Copy !req
446. He shouldn't have brought his dog.Copy !req
447. Where are my pants?Copy !req
448. - Brutus?Copy !req
449. Brutus?Copy !req
450. - It sounded like his dog was screaming,Copy !req
451. and then he just took off!Copy !req
452. And I don't know...Copy !req
453. - What happened?Copy !req
454. - Brutus, he just...Copy !req
455. he was scratching, and
then he wouldn't move.Copy !req
456. I said "Brutus,” and he
didn't know who I was.Copy !req
457. He didn't know who I was!Copy !req
458. I said "Brutus!”Copy !req
459. And he wouldn't move!Copy !req
460. He wouldn't move!Copy !req
461. Brutus!Copy !req
462. - What are you gonna do?Copy !req
463. - Look, I don't belong here, man!Copy !req
464. Shit!Copy !req
465. Why Brutus, man, huh?Copy !req
466. I should've never brought my
dog to this fucking nightmare!Copy !req
467. Damn!Copy !req
468. See?Copy !req
469. I figured it'd be me who would
get in a drive-by shooting,Copy !req
470. but my dog,
my fucking dog would be okay!Copy !req
471. Look, I'm out of here, man!Copy !req
472. I've had enough of
this Bonanza bullshit!Copy !req
473. - Come on,
you're just a little crazy now.Copy !req
474. - Crazy?Copy !req
475. You open your mouth 'til I'm goneCopy !req
476. and I'll show you just
how crazy I can be.Copy !req
477. Switch to tag three.Copy !req
478. - Morning!
- Morning, Sheriff.Copy !req
479. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
480. Something must have happened.Copy !req
481. It seemed rabid and then it just died.Copy !req
482. - What a mess.Copy !req
483. Could be rabid, I guess.Copy !req
484. Could be just about anything.Copy !req
485. Might wanna take him down
to Doc Cate's though,Copy !req
486. just to make sure.Copy !req
487. Hungry, Sheriff?Copy !req
488. - No, thanks.Copy !req
489. Long as I'm here, Jarvis
Tanner, a local fella,Copy !req
490. never came home last night.Copy !req
491. About yay tall, shaggy
brown hair, going bald.Copy !req
492. - Haven't seen him.Copy !req
493. - Well, he'll probably turn up.Copy !req
494. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
495. - Hey guys, where's Panic?Copy !req
496. Could you please go wake him up?Copy !req
497. - Sure.Copy !req
498. - Tyler, what's the matter?Copy !req
499. - He's not there.Copy !req
500. He's gone.Copy !req
501. - Gone?Copy !req
502. - Back to LA.Copy !req
503. - What?Copy !req
504. - Well, he left last night.Copy !req
505. He said he was gonna try and
hitch a ride or something.Copy !req
506. - Oh, you've got to be kidding me!Copy !req
507. - Tyler, why didn't you say something?Copy !req
508. I mean, you know you guys
are my responsibility.Copy !req
509. - Oh, this is just great.
- Shit!Copy !req
510. - Well, like I wanted him to go?Copy !req
511. Come on, this is my fault?Copy !req
512. What, like I didn't try to stop him?Copy !req
513. - Tyler!
- Tyler, get back here.Copy !req
514. It's always
somebody else's fault,Copy !req
515. isn't it, dad?Copy !req
516. Tyler!Copy !req
517. - Fuck!Copy !req
518. - It's not your fault, Tyler,
my dad's just an asshole.Copy !req
519. - I told him it was stupid to go.Copy !req
520. - Hey, don't worry about Panic.Copy !req
521. Panic will be fine. If he
can survive out in the city,Copy !req
522. he can survive out here, right?Copy !req
523. Panic will be fine.Copy !req
524. - Tyler, I'm gonna go look
for Panic, you wanna come?Copy !req
525. - What?Copy !req
526. - I'm gonna go look for
Panic, you wanna join me?Copy !req
527. - In the woods?
- Yeah.Copy !req
528. I've got to take Brutus down to the vet.Copy !req
529. I thought maybe we'd see Panic
somewhere along the road.Copy !req
530. - Come on, Tyler, I'll go too.Copy !req
531. - No, Melissa, I'd rather you stay here.Copy !req
532. Holly's gonna need some support.Copy !req
533. - Dad, no!Copy !req
534. - Melissa, please.Copy !req
535. I sure hope Panic's all right.Copy !req
536. - I think Panic can pretty
well take care of himself.Copy !req
537. You know, Tyler, I can't help but noticeCopy !req
538. you seem pretty uncomfortable up here.Copy !req
539. Actually, you seem pretty
afraid most of the time.Copy !req
540. - I guess I am.Copy !req
541. - Well, what happened to you?Copy !req
542. - My dad and I went camping
when I was about eight.Copy !req
543. He got drunk and took off.Copy !req
544. So, I was lost in the
woods for a couple of days.Copy !req
545. I just held onto a tree.Copy !req
546. It's all I really remember.Copy !req
547. But it just keeps getting
worse and worse, you know?Copy !req
548. I mean, I couldn't even go to
school sometimes last year.Copy !req
549. It's pretty embarrassing to
keep throwing up in the hallway.Copy !req
550. - So, your father thoughtCopy !req
551. trial by fire might be the cure for you?Copy !req
552. - Yeah, he's not much into doctors.Copy !req
553. I wanna get better, though.Copy !req
554. It's just, when I'm alone, I get scared.Copy !req
555. - Shit!Copy !req
556. Don't look too hard for me.Copy !req
557. - It's certainly not a snakebite.Copy !req
558. There seems to be a foreign
mass under the sternum.Copy !req
559. A thoracic tumor wouldn't
induce the kind of behaviorCopy !req
560. you were describing.Copy !req
561. Huh.Copy !req
562. Strange, can't seem to find any plasma.Copy !req
563. - What does that mean?Copy !req
564. - That means something drained
your dog of all his blood.Copy !req
565. - I don't understand.Copy !req
566. What could have caused that?Copy !req
567. - Hey.Copy !req
568. What's going on here?Copy !req
569. Where the hell did you people come from?Copy !req
570. Hold the door!Copy !req
571. My God, hang on!Copy !req
572. Hang on!Copy !req
573. - Charles, Charles!Copy !req
574. - When in doubt, squish.Copy !req
575. I think this is like
the thing that attacked meCopy !req
576. and Melissa yesterday.Copy !req
577. - What is it?Copy !req
578. - Ixodes dammini. Judging
from the mandiblesCopy !req
579. and the pseudo-head, a wood tick.Copy !req
580. - Ticks do not get this big.Copy !req
581. - It's a tick, severely altered,
but a tick all the same.Copy !req
582. What happened to it?Copy !req
583. - The specimen's been
covered with something.Copy !req
584. Possibly an herbal steroid.Copy !req
585. - Steroid?
- It's illegal,Copy !req
586. but some of the farmers up here use itCopy !req
587. on their marijuana fields
to accelerate growth.Copy !req
588. But that's between us, understand?Copy !req
589. This tick has undergone
a radical modification.Copy !req
590. From your description
of the dog's behavior,Copy !req
591. this may have even strengthened
the tick's neurotoxin.Copy !req
592. - An anesthetic?
- Precisely.Copy !req
593. When a tick bites, it numbs
you, so you don't feel it.Copy !req
594. In some cases, it can produce
a hallucinatory state.Copy !req
595. Your dog may have been hallucinating,Copy !req
596. like he was on an LSD trip or something.Copy !req
597. What if there
are more of these out there?Copy !req
598. - What the?Copy !req
599. Oh, mother, uh!Copy !req
600. Argh!Copy !req
601. Oh, man!Copy !req
602. Ah!Copy !req
603. Oh, my God!Copy !req
604. Uh!Copy !req
605. Ah!Copy !req
606. Uh!Copy !req
607. Oh, God!Copy !req
608. - Hey, Melissa?Copy !req
609. Why don't you take everyone
down to the pond and go fishing?Copy !req
610. - Nobody wants to fish.Copy !req
611. - Did you ask them?Copy !req
612. Kelly, do you wanna go fishing?Copy !req
613. That's one.Copy !req
614. - Hey.
- Suck my — whoops!Copy !req
615. Hiya, Holly.Copy !req
616. - Hi.Copy !req
617. How would you two like to go
fishing with Melissa and Kelly?Copy !req
618. - Man, I'm allergic to fish.Copy !req
619. - You're not allergic to fish, Rome.Copy !req
620. - Ask mi madre.Copy !req
621. - Okay.Copy !req
622. Well, you can just as easily
sunbathe by the pond, though,Copy !req
623. couldn't you?Copy !req
624. - What, are you trying to get rid of us?Copy !req
625. - No, I just think it's time
you guys had some fun together.Copy !req
626. - Hey, I'm having too much fun already!Copy !req
627. - Dee Dee, what about you?Copy !req
628. Oh, I got
to stay in the shade.Copy !req
629. You know that ozone thing.Copy !req
630. - Right.Copy !req
631. What do you say, Melissa?Copy !req
632. Take Kelly fishing?Copy !req
633. - Yes, I'll take Kelly fishing.Copy !req
634. - Thank you.Copy !req
635. - I knew this wasn't
a trail to the pond.Copy !req
636. Have you ever been fishing before?Copy !req
637. Do you like fish?Copy !req
638. I knew we shouldn't have gone fishing.Copy !req
639. Why are we going fishing?Copy !req
640. - Well, because Holly
wants us to have fun.Copy !req
641. Hey, I didn't
know you could talk.Copy !req
642. - Sometimes, I just don't wanna talk.Copy !req
643. Well, you sure had me fooled.Copy !req
644. Well, I didn't
mean to fool anybody.Copy !req
645. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
646. After I was raped,
I just had nothing to say.Copy !req
647. - I'm sorry, I didn't know.Copy !req
648. - I don't know what I would've doneCopy !req
649. if it hadn't been for Holly, though.Copy !req
650. I wasn't been able to talk
to my parents about it,Copy !req
651. but Holly, I can talk to her.Copy !req
652. She understands.Copy !req
653. You should give her a chance.Copy !req
654. Oh, I hate this!Copy !req
655. Why can't we go back to the cabin?Copy !req
656. Holly would never know!Copy !req
657. - She'll know, and I don't
want her to think I'm a sleaze.Copy !req
658. - Gee, thanks.Copy !req
659. - Not like that.Copy !req
660. I promised I wouldn't.Copy !req
661. Holly hates lies, man,
more than anything.Copy !req
662. - What are we doing here?Copy !req
663. - This can't be it.Copy !req
664. Who'd fish in a pond like this?Copy !req
665. I don't know, this is
where Holly told us to go.Copy !req
666. I guess this is it.Copy !req
667. - Okay.Copy !req
668. - What if we run into one
of those cash croppers?Copy !req
669. - I'll kick his redneck ass.Copy !req
670. - I'll kick his redneck ass.Copy !req
671. - Here I come!Copy !req
672. Ah!Copy !req
673. Here I come!Copy !req
674. Woo!Copy !req
675. - When we were in town, that rank guy,Copy !req
676. the younger one who came to camp,Copy !req
677. you should have seen
the way he looked at me.Copy !req
678. Made me feel so weird.Copy !req
679. Hey, hey!Copy !req
680. You got a bite, you got a bite!Copy !req
681. Reel it in, reel it in!Copy !req
682. - I'm reeling it in.Copy !req
683. - Faster, faster, he's
just going to get away!Copy !req
684. - I know what I'm doing!Copy !req
685. - It's stuck.
- It's stuck?Copy !req
686. - Get the net!Copy !req
687. The net!Copy !req
688. Come on, the net!Copy !req
689. - What now?Copy !req
690. - Go in the pond!Copy !req
691. - I'm not going in there.Copy !req
692. - Go in the pond!Copy !req
693. Hurry!Copy !req
694. It's gonna get away.Copy !req
695. Melissa!Copy !req
696. Hurry up!Copy !req
697. Come on, the line's gonna break!Copy !req
698. - Gross.Copy !req
699. Pull up the line!Copy !req
700. - This must be a big one!Copy !req
701. Help me!Copy !req
702. Help me!Copy !req
703. It's okay, it's okay,
come on!Copy !req
704. - It's a ship —
- Shh!Copy !req
705. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
706. Dee, where'd you go?Copy !req
707. I'm gonna leave you out
here with these rednecks!Copy !req
708. I will!Copy !req
709. - Help me!Copy !req
710. Please!Copy !req
711. I can't see you!Copy !req
712. Help me!Copy !req
713. Here, take the gun!Copy !req
714. I can't see you, take the gun!Copy !req
715. I'm infested!Copy !req
716. Shoot me!Copy !req
717. Shoot me!Copy !req
718. Ont!Copy !req
719. - Where the hell am I?Copy !req
720. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
721. - Looks like a wannabe digger, sir.Copy !req
722. - A young entrepreneur, eh?Copy !req
723. - What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
724. California's finest.Copy !req
725. - Man, I ain't after your goddamn ganja.Copy !req
726. I'm trying to get my ass back to LA!Copy !req
727. - Must be hell to comb!Copy !req
728. No, not yet!Copy !req
729. - Yes sir.Copy !req
730. - Tell me, young man,Copy !req
731. do you like me?Copy !req
732. - Say yes, sir.Copy !req
733. I'm a faggot.Copy !req
734. - Yes, sir, you're a faggot!Copy !req
735. - Let's Kill him first.Copy !req
736. - Sir!Copy !req
737. Let's Kill him first, sir!Copy !req
738. That's not an
altogether bad idea, Jerry.Copy !req
739. - Ah!Copy !req
740. Good one!Copy !req
741. I'm gonna carve you a new one, boy!Copy !req
742. - Huh?Copy !req
743. - Yeeah!Copy !req
744. Ont!Copy !req
745. Squeal and die!Copy !req
746. Oh, god!Copy !req
747. - I'll fucking kill you!Copy !req
748. You're gonna skin me?Copy !req
749. Fuck you!Copy !req
750. Come on, come on!Copy !req
751. You fuck!Copy !req
752. You country fuck!Copy !req
753. - I'm gonna kill that some of a bitch!Copy !req
754. - Come on!Copy !req
755. - Oh!Copy !req
756. - I shot him!Copy !req
757. - Where is he?Copy !req
758. - Come on, come on!Copy !req
759. He won't last down there!Copy !req
760. He's seen too much!Copy !req
761. All the weed,
it's getting all burned up!Copy !req
762. - Forget about it!
- The weed!Copy !req
763. The weed!Copy !req
764. - Everything's gonna be fine, Dee.Copy !req
765. Rome's got you, now.Copy !req
766. Rome's got you, now.Copy !req
767. You hanging in there, Dee?Copy !req
768. - I'm infested!Copy !req
769. - Dee, what?Copy !req
770. It's okay, it's me! Come here!Copy !req
771. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
772. - Look!Copy !req
773. - What the hell?Copy !req
774. What happened?Copy !req
775. - She's talking real crazy shit!Copy !req
776. Something is really wrong with her, man!Copy !req
777. She got bit by some bug.Copy !req
778. - Must be that neurotoxin.
- Don't worry, babe.Copy !req
779. Everything's gonna be all right.Copy !req
780. - All right, let's go get the others.Copy !req
781. Then we can take her into town.Copy !req
782. - Charles, where are you?Copy !req
783. Thank God.Copy !req
784. Tyler, get the door.Copy !req
785. - Jesus!Copy !req
786. It's okay, just give her room!Copy !req
787. - What happened?Copy !req
788. She was bitten
by an infected tick.Copy !req
789. - What?Copy !req
790. Daddy!Copy !req
791. - What is it, sweetheart?Copy !req
792. - We think the Sheriff's been killed.Copy !req
793. The girls found a body in
the pond and a bullet holeCopy !req
794. through the Sheriff's Jeep.Copy !req
795. I wanna get the kids out of
here as soon as possible.Copy !req
796. - Here, put this on her.
- All right.Copy !req
797. Let's get our stuff
packed and get movingCopy !req
798. before it gets any darker.Copy !req
799. I'll get Dee Dee's things!Copy !req
800. I'll help!Copy !req
801. - I'll get yours, bro.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
802. - Any sign of Darrel?
- No.Copy !req
803. Damn, that crazy kid!Copy !req
804. - You know, contrary to what you think,Copy !req
805. Charles, these are all good kids.Copy !req
806. - I know.
- Daddy!Copy !req
807. - There's a huge fire and a whole bunchCopy !req
808. of those tick things headed this way!Copy !req
809. - Lock the door, get away from it!Copy !req
810. Jesus H. Christ!Copy !req
811. Open the goddamned door!Copy !req
812. Don't let him in!Copy !req
813. Open up in there!Copy !req
814. - We have no dope!Copy !req
815. - Charles,
you can't leave him out there!Copy !req
816. - No!Copy !req
817. - Charles!Copy !req
818. - Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
819. Oh.Copy !req
820. You people have just saved our lives.Copy !req
821. And for that, we're eternally grateful.Copy !req
822. But there's bugs everywhere.Copy !req
823. The fire has got them agitated.Copy !req
824. - They're every-goddamn-where.Copy !req
825. - What the?Copy !req
826. - We're taking the van into town.Copy !req
827. You can ride with us.Copy !req
828. - You've just read my mind.Copy !req
829. Excuse me, Jerry needs
some medical attention.Copy !req
830. - I'll get the first aid kit.Copy !req
831. - Yeah.Copy !req
832. What seems to be the problem over here?Copy !req
833. She was bitten
by one of those bugs.Copy !req
834. - Oh.Copy !req
835. - Yeah, they bite like a son of a bitch.Copy !req
836. Holly.Copy !req
837. Holly!Copy !req
838. We gotta get going, Charles.Copy !req
839. Yeah, I'm
just worried about howCopy !req
840. we're gonna get out to the van.Copy !req
841. - Just send one of the kids.Copy !req
842. - We're not sending one of the kids.Copy !req
843. - Why don't you go, Jerry?Copy !req
844. Bring the van around for all of us?Copy !req
845. - Like hell.Copy !req
846. - Sir.Copy !req
847. - No, sir, I ain't going.Copy !req
848. Holly!Copy !req
849. Help!Copy !req
850. Help me!Copy !req
851. - Darrel.Copy !req
852. Let me in!Copy !req
853. - Don't answer it!
- Come on, guys!Copy !req
854. - I said...Copy !req
855. - Open the door!Copy !req
856. - Don't answer it.Copy !req
857. Holly!Copy !req
858. - Hey!
- Darrel!Copy !req
859. - Hey, close the goddamn door!Copy !req
860. - I'm right here.
- Hold him down.Copy !req
861. - I'm right here.Copy !req
862. Charles, help him.Copy !req
863. He's having a seizure.Copy !req
864. Protect his head!Copy !req
865. - Hold him.
- Get off! Get off!Copy !req
866. - Don't touch it!Copy !req
867. - Melissa, get something!Copy !req
868. Darrel, I'm right here.Copy !req
869. - Come on, relax.Copy !req
870. - What's that?
- Those are my blues!Copy !req
871. - What's that?
- Steroids.Copy !req
872. - Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
873. Oh, Darrel.Copy !req
874. Darrel, I'm right here.Copy !req
875. - I'm here.Copy !req
876. Here.Copy !req
877. - No, don't touch it!Copy !req
878. You'll — watch the head!Copy !req
879. Panic, where's your lighter?Copy !req
880. Darrel, Darrel!Copy !req
881. It will work!Copy !req
882. Look out!Copy !req
883. - I'm right here, Darrel.Copy !req
884. I'm right here.Copy !req
885. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
886. I'm sorry.Copy !req
887. - Don't worry about a thing.Copy !req
888. I'm sorry.Copy !req
889. - It's okay.Copy !req
890. It's okay.Copy !req
891. - What is it, Darrel?
- They did it to me.Copy !req
892. They did it.Copy !req
893. They did it.Copy !req
894. They did it to me.Copy !req
895. - Okay, kid.Copy !req
896. - I appreciate your grief, but, well,Copy !req
897. we best be moving on,
unless we want those bugsCopy !req
898. to get the rest of us.Copy !req
899. - Bugs don't use guns.Copy !req
900. Somebody shot him.Copy !req
901. - Just like somebody killed the Sheriff.Copy !req
902. - What the hell you saying?Copy !req
903. It was us, huh?Copy !req
904. Huh?Copy !req
905. - Nobody's saying anything!Copy !req
906. - That's right, no one's
saying anything except me!Copy !req
907. You dig?Copy !req
908. - They know, sir.Copy !req
909. They know about our operation.Copy !req
910. I say kill him,
every stinking one of 'em!Copy !req
911. - First, I require the keys to the van.Copy !req
912. The keys to the van, s'il vous plait.Copy !req
913. - Don't do it, man!Copy !req
914. We'll never get out of here!Copy !req
915. Ah!Copy !req
916. - No!Copy !req
917. - Hey, listen up, Romeo!Copy !req
918. - Charles!Copy !req
919. - Leave the kid alone!Copy !req
920. Ah!Copy !req
921. - Charles!Copy !req
922. Get the first aid kit!Copy !req
923. The first aid kit!Copy !req
924. Here!Copy !req
925. No, no, no!Copy !req
926. - Stop it!Copy !req
927. - People, please refrain
from further stupidity.Copy !req
928. You're wasting my bullets.Copy !req
929. - You got to feel him, sir.Copy !req
930. He's all slippery, how you like 'em.Copy !req
931. - Oily, very oily.Copy !req
932. Don't you ever wash your hair,
young man?Copy !req
933. - Stop it!Copy !req
934. - Enough!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
935. - If don't have the keys
to the van in my hand,Copy !req
936. like, pronto, I'm gonna
feed you folks, one by one,Copy !req
937. to our hungry friends outside.Copy !req
938. - Say yes sir, it's dinner time.Copy !req
939. If they ain't gonna cooperate, sir,Copy !req
940. I say we should have
some real fun with them.Copy !req
941. Charles, give me the keys.Copy !req
942. - All right!Copy !req
943. - All right!
- Here!Copy !req
944. - So, all we need now is a chauffeur.Copy !req
945. - Yeah, but the kids don't drive.Copy !req
946. - Sounds like you're volunteering.Copy !req
947. - You can't send her, sir,
she'll go straight to the law.Copy !req
948. - The law is dead, Jerry, remember?Copy !req
949. - What about the fire?Copy !req
950. They'll be all over
this place like flies.Copy !req
951. - Well,
that's very good thinking, Jerry.Copy !req
952. Now, go around and get the van.Copy !req
953. - Not me!Copy !req
954. Forget it!Copy !req
955. No way!Copy !req
956. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
957. - Ah!Copy !req
958. Please, sir, don't make me do this!Copy !req
959. - Get the van!Copy !req
960. Stinking bugs!Copy !req
961. Oh, shit!Copy !req
962. - Come on, Jerry, my good boy. Come on.Copy !req
963. - No!Copy !req
964. You're dead!Copy !req
965. - Murderer!Copy !req
966. - No!Copy !req
967. You're dead!Copy !req
968. - Killer!Copy !req
969. - No!Copy !req
970. - No, Jerry!Copy !req
971. Get down everybody!Copy !req
972. Watch out!Copy !req
973. Is everybody okay?Copy !req
974. Okay.Copy !req
975. We're fine.Copy !req
976. Everybody, try and stay calm!Copy !req
977. Not so fast!Copy !req
978. Oh, man!Copy !req
979. And don't get any fancy ideas!Copy !req
980. - What the hell do you want from us?Copy !req
981. - I want out of this bitch alive!Copy !req
982. They're in!Copy !req
983. It's an invasion!Copy !req
984. - Charles, there.Copy !req
985. Help me get over there.Copy !req
986. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
987. - Guys —
- Come on, guys!Copy !req
988. Let's go, go, go!Copy !req
989. ) - Holly!
Go, get it, people!Copy !req
990. Get it!Copy !req
991. We got to get out of here!Copy !req
992. - They want blood?Copy !req
993. I'll give them blood!Copy !req
994. Get the criminal out on the porch!Copy !req
995. That ought to keep
them busy for a while!Copy !req
996. - No, don't!
- Melissa!Copy !req
997. - Ow, ow!Copy !req
998. You wanna make it out
to some?Copy !req
999. Be my guest!Copy !req
1000. - You can't get out of here without us!Copy !req
1001. - Shut up!
- We can make it as a group!Copy !req
1002. You'll never get out of here alone!Copy !req
1003. - That's a risk I'm willing to take!Copy !req
1004. - You let go of my daughter,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
1005. Ah!Copy !req
1006. Ah!Copy !req
1007. Ah!Copy !req
1008. Somebody help me!Copy !req
1009. Give me that!Copy !req
1010. - Darrel.Copy !req
1011. Darrel.Copy !req
1012. My god!Copy !req
1013. Charles, what's happening?Copy !req
1014. - Everybody, get upstairs!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1015. - Move it!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1016. Rome, help me out here!Copy !req
1017. - Hurry up!
- Close the door!Copy !req
1018. Get in, come on!Copy !req
1019. - Hurry up!
- And watch it!Copy !req
1020. Charles, Melissa,
help me tie this rope.Copy !req
1021. Watch it!Copy !req
1022. How close is the fire?Copy !req
1023. - Too close for comfort, Chuck!Copy !req
1024. - I think we need to
get down to the van.Copy !req
1025. - Yeah.
- That's suicide, man!Copy !req
1026. - I think there's a way!Copy !req
1027. - What is she gonna do?
- Watch.Copy !req
1028. - Good work, Kelly!Copy !req
1029. Good idea.Copy !req
1030. Charles, who do we send?Copy !req
1031. - I'm there, man!
- No, no.Copy !req
1032. Stay here with Dee Dee, I'll go.Copy !req
1033. - Are you nuts?
- No, man.Copy !req
1034. Look, my panic disorder is acting up.Copy !req
1035. I gotta get out of this room, okay?Copy !req
1036. Are you gonna be okay, Tyler?Copy !req
1037. - Yeah, we'll all be okay.
- Just let me get out of here.Copy !req
1038. Are you sure you
know what you're doing?Copy !req
1039. - Sure, man. I mean, if I can
manage to swing out far enoughCopy !req
1040. and then defy the laws of gravityCopy !req
1041. and meet the van on the back swing.Copy !req
1042. I'll need a torch!Copy !req
1043. - Ah!Copy !req
1044. Push me up high, Rome!Copy !req
1045. There you go, man!Copy !req
1046. Go!Copy !req
1047. Be careful, Tyler!Copy !req
1048. - Tyler!Copy !req
1049. Tyler, get up!Copy !req
1050. Ow!Copy !req
1051. Ty, look out!Copy !req
1052. Bugs are everywhere!Copy !req
1053. Tyler, get out of there!Copy !req
1054. - Tyler.
- Tyler, get the broom!Copy !req
1055. Tyler!Copy !req
1056. - The van is only 20 feet behind you!Copy !req
1057. Just make a run for it, kid!Copy !req
1058. - All right!
- All right, kid!Copy !req
1059. - You guys tying that?
- Yeah!Copy !req
1060. - Come on, guys!Copy !req
1061. - All right, let's get
out and be quick about it!Copy !req
1062. Let's do it!Copy !req
1063. Move it, move it, move it!Copy !req
1064. - Clear a path!
- Move it!Copy !req
1065. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1066. - All right, everybody out now!Copy !req
1067. - All right, Dee, let's go!Copy !req
1068. - Come on!Copy !req
1069. - Hurry up!
- Charles!Copy !req
1070. You got it, you got it!
You're almost there!Copy !req
1071. - Hold on, dad.
- Just a little further.Copy !req
1072. Go, go Melissa!Copy !req
1073. Get to your dad, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
1074. - Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1075. Come on, Holly!Copy !req
1076. God, help me!Copy !req
1077. Help!Copy !req
1078. - Somebody help him!Copy !req
1079. - Melissa, light this and
toss to me when I call for it!Copy !req
1080. - Hold on, Rome!
- Get it off!Copy !req
1081. Get it off!Copy !req
1082. - Shit!Copy !req
1083. Throw me the torch!Copy !req
1084. - Get him, Ty!Copy !req
1085. - Rome, give me your hand!Copy !req
1086. Come on!Copy !req
1087. - Hold on, I got you.Copy !req
1088. Hold on tight!Copy !req
1089. Drive, Tyler, drive!Copy !req
1090. Go, go!Copy !req
1091. Yeah, sucker!Copy !req
1092. Oh, Dad!Copy !req
1093. Dreamlike and unrealCopy !req
1094. A far-fetched fairytaleCopy !req
1095. Too unbelievableCopy !req
1096. Too inconceivable to be trueCopy !req
1097. Imagine me with youCopy !req
1098. Now what do I doCopy !req