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3. Brother to brother and everyone
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4. A brave amigo
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5. Wherever they need us,
our destinies lead us
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6. Amigos, we're always together
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7. Wherever we go,
we're three brave amigos
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8. And will be amigos forever
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9. We are the Three Amigos
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10. We are the Three...
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11. A...
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12. migos!
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13. And amigos forever we'll be
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14. Rodrigo.
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15. Rodrigo, we will find
the men we need in there.
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16. Señores, we are from
the village of Santa Poco.
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17. We have come here
for your help.
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18. A very great injustice
is being done.
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19. A man named El Guapo
is threatening our very lives.
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20. We are looking for men who are brave enough
to stand up to this tyrant.
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21. Señorita!
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22. Perhaps I can be
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23. I'll help you.
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24. But first you're gonna help me,
darling.
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25. No!
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26. - Leave him alone! Rodrigo!
- Get out of here!
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27. Come!
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28. They are no better than El Guapo.
They will not help us.
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29. - No one will help us!
- Rodrigo, you must have faith!
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30. The Holy Mother will help us!
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31. With three men such as these,
El Guapo would not dare to enter our village.
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32. Goldsmith Pictures,
Hollywood, California.
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33. The Three Amigos, Goldsmith Pictures,
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34. Ami...
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35. gos.
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36. We have seen your deeds
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37. We can pay you
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38. 100,000 pesos?
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39. We do not have 100,000 pesos.
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40. Don't worry, Rodrigo,
they will refuse it.
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41. But it would be an insult
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42. 100,000...
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43. pesos.
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44. 100.000 pesos
if you come to Santa Poco...
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45. and put on a show of your strength
and stop the... the horrible...
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46. - evil, murdering...
- villainous monster, El Guapo.
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47. So that once again we
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48. 23 pesos.
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49. We only have 10.
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50. Okay.
I give you the 10-pesos version.
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51. "You are great."
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52. "100,000 pesos...
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53. if you come to Santa Poco...
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54. Stop the...
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55. I'll put "infamous El Guapo."
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56. - Infamous?
- Yes.
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57. It means "murderous, evil"...
all like you said.
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58. - And it will save you money.
- Thank you.
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59. We've got to get back
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60. "Shooting for Love".
"Wanderers of the West".
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61. "The Ride of the Three Amigos".
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62. All the great Amigo pictures
had one thing in common:
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63. Three wealthy Spanish landowners
who fight for the rights of peasants.
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64. Now, that's something everyone likes.
It's a people idea.
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65. It's a story a nation
can sink its teeth into.
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66. But then came
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Nobody went to see it...
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68. because nobody cares
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69. on a weekend in Manhattan.
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70. We strayed from the formula,
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71. I thought
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72. Good? We were great!
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73. Why don't you tell the boys
about the Cochise picture, Morty?
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74. Sandy and Irving
are working on it right now.
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75. You meet Cochise.
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76. You fight.
Then, you get to know him...
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77. you come to respect each other,
and at the end of the picture, you're friends!
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80. That'll be the clay.
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81. - What did he say?
- He said, "That'll be the clay," Mr. Flugleman.
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82. What?
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84. We have a few items
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85. or you might be looking
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86. who really don't feel like
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87. - What the hell are you talking about?
- Lucky, I think maybe we should...
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88. What we're talking about is money,
real money. Amigo money.
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89. No dough, no show.
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90. Bays! Boys...
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93. when Harry Flugleman
lets an actor tell him what to do!
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94. Do you know
what the word "nada" means?
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95. In all those Mexican movies you made,
did you ever hear that word?
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96. - Isn't that a light chicken gravy that you...
- It means "nothing"!
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97. "Zero, zip"! It's what you're gonna have
when I'm through with you!
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98. You hit Harry Flugleman
on a bad clay!
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99. I'd like to continue to work for free,
Mr. Flugleman.
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100. Are you living
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101. - Yeah...
- Not anymore, you're not. Sam!
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102. - The Amigos are out of the mansion.
- Where did you get those clothes?
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103. From a movie?
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104. Yeah, the studio gave them to us.
"Those Darn Amigos".
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105. Well, we're taking them back.
Sam!
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106. Get wardrobe over here right away.
Take the Amigos' clothes.
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107. Wait a minute!
You can't take our clothes.
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108. You gave us these clothes.
They were presents!
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109. Come on, wait a minute!
Lucky!
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110. Wait a second!
I think you misread who you're talking to here.
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111. Misread?
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112. I want these schmucks
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113. Your asses
have just been streamlined!
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114. The Three Amigos are history!
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115. Okay! Okay!
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116. Okay!
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117. And Mr. Flugleman says
you're not to come back on this lot ever!
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118. Look, boys, I know show business.
Something always turns up.
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119. Telegram for the Three Amigos.
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120. "Three Amigos, Hollywood, California.
You are very great."
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121. "100,000 pesos
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122. put on show.
Stop.
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123. The infamous El Guapo."
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124. What does that mean?
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125. Dusty»-
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126. in-famous is when
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127. This man El Guapo is not just famous,
he's in-famous.
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128. 100,000 pesos to do a personal appearance
with this guy El Guapo...
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129. who is probably the biggest actor
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130. Wow! The in-famous?
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131. In-famous?
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132. Wouldn't it be easier if we went to Flugleman
and asked him for our Amigo costumes?
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133. No, Flugleman hates us right now.
He's never gonna give us our costumes.
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134. Lucky's right.
This is the only way.
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135. Hey! You two!
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136. You! You! Two! Look here!
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137. Hey, you, look! Up here!
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138. Look up here, look up here,
look up here!
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139. Hey, you, look! Up here!
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140. UP here! Up here!
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141. Hey, you guys!
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142. This way!
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143. Turn on the lights.
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144. Hey, what's going on up there?
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145. Let's go, Amigos.
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146. I'm looking for a man
by the name of El Guapo.
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147. Do you know this man?
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148. - Perhaps, señor.
- Hey!
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149. Where'd you get
that pretty little gun?
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150. El Guapo will be interest to see me.
I have something he wants.
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151. Hey, I'm talking to you!
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152. Where'd you get
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153. I'm meeting
some friends of mine here.
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154. When they get here,
tell them to wait.
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155. - How will I know them?
- You will know them.
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156. You will most certainly
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157. Hey.
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158. Why don't you come over here
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159. I wanna show you
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160. Anyone else with a comment?
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161. Some friends of mine
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162. I hope you will show them more courtesy
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163. They aren't as kindhearted
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164. Looks like somebody's been down here
with the ugly stick.
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167. We're not Mexicans.
We're from out of town.
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168. We were wondering if you could tell us
where the best hotel in town is.
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169. - There's no hotel in this town.
- Great. No hotel.
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171. Excuse me. You are the...?
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172. Yes, we are.
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173. - We have heard of you.
- No kidding.
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175. The German says to wait here.
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176. Mmm, yeah.
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177. Well, so long as we've got some time to kill,
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178. We don't have no beer,
just tequila.
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179. - What's tequila?
- It's like beer.
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180. - Is it fattening?
- Fattening?
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181. Forget it. If it's like beer, we'll have some.
Three tequilas!
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182. Sure. Sure, amigos.
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183. Enjoy yourselves.
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184. But try not to get into
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186. - It's an odd taste, isn't it?
- It's probably watered down.
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Everybody seems so grim.
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188. Well, they're just intimidated.
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189. Hey, we're just folks like you.
Just relax.
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190. Dusty, go on over to that piano.
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191. - Oh, no. I haven't played in so long.
- Come on!
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192. I couldn't, really.
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193. - Been a long time.
- All right, we'll do a little number for you.
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194. But remember, we're a bit rusty,
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195. - Just like the old clays.
- All right!
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196. Maestro?
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197. Everybody!
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198. Hey, great!
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199. - What did I tell you?
- Yeah, they loved us.
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200. - What is that?
- It's a plane.
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201. Not just any plane.
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202. I flew one in
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203. - What's it doing here?
- I think it's a mail plane.
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204. - How can you tell?
- Well, didn't you notice its little balls?
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207. The mail plane.
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212. Hey!
Look at the little sissies!
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214. Carmen, the Three Amigos!
I saw them coming out of the cantina.
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215. - You are the Three Amigos?
- Yes, we are.
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216. Told you
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217. Come.
We will take you to Santa Poco.
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218. - Oh, great!
- Fine.
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219. This is our village.
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220. Isn't that the Three Amigos?
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221. Do you think they can protect us
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222. - Welcome to Santa Poco.
- Here you go.
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226. That's good. Very good.
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227. We are honored
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228. Do you have anything
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229. Lucky, how's this show
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230. Well, I talked to Rodrigo tonight.
He's the kid.
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232. But as far as I can figure,
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233. He rides in,
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234. We come out, put on a big show,
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235. It's pretty much what we did in
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236. Hey, Lucky. What are you gonna do
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237. A car.
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238. A big, shiny, silver car.
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239. I'll drive all over Hollywood,
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243. Parties.
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- Yeah...
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247. That occurred to me to do that
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248. I meant that I would do that first,
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249. Or after I come back...
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250. Hey, let's go
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251. El Guapo,
he said to wait here.
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252. By the time he's here,
we'll be back.
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253. Let's go to Santa Poco.
They'll be glad to see us!
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254. Which one do you like best,
Carmen?
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256. Which one is that?
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257. Sooner than expected.
I must warn the Three Amigos.
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258. They are coming!
They are coming!
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259. - Who?
- El Guapo and his men.
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260. Already?
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261. Well, we'll start
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262. They want us
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263. - Great! I thought we were going to rehearse.
- Obviously not.
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264. So what? They've probably done it a
million times, and we know what we're doing.
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265. Looks like there's about
three of them.
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266. Perfect.
Rodrigo said there'd be 50, now there's three.
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267. - They better not try to cut our money.
- Where's our tequila? We're waiting!
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268. Say, those guys
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269. Are you kidding?
They're doing every cliché in the book.
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270. We'll give them about 30 more seconds.
I hope those horses they got for us are okay.
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271. If I have to come into that cantina,
somebody's gonna die!
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272. Okay, Amigos, this is it.
Ned, big smile.
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273. - Dusty, just relax and have fun with it.
- I'm just gonna have fun with it.
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274. - I'm Lucky Day.
- I'm Ned Nederlander.
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275. I'm Dusty Bottoms,
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276. the Three Amigos!
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277. LEES
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278. Well, you slime-eating clogs!
You scum-sucking pigs!
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279. You sons
of a motherless goat!
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280. "Son of a motherless goat"?
And who are you?
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281. Wherever there is injustice,
you will find us.
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282. Wherever there is suffering,
we'll be there.
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283. - Line.
- Wherever liberty is threatened, you will...
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284. Wherever liberty is threatened,
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285. the Three Amigos!
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286. - Who are these monkeys?
- I don't know!
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287. Should we kill them?
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288. No, let's go tell El Guapo
what we've seen here.
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289. And stay out!
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290. - Nice show.
- Not bad for a matinee.
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291. - Damn it, I forgot a line though.
- They'll never pick it up. They'll never notice it.
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292. They're really starved
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293. I'm telling you,
I've been in this situation before.
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294. Ask for the money now,
while they're excited.
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295. You were magnificent!
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296. We were okay.
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297. - Then what happened?
- Then, they got on their horses.
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298. They rode all over the town,
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299. And they called us scum-sucking pigs!
Us!
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300. What should we do, El Guapo?
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301. Tomorrow,
I will take 50 men with me...
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303. grab their intestines,
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304. Perfect!
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305. Do you have a girlfriend
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306. No.
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307. We never really had time
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309. Oh, yeah. Sure, lots of times.
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311. Yeah.
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312. Well?
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313. What, now? Here?
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314. We could take a walk,
and you could kiss me on the veranda.
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315. Lips would be fine.
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316. One time Dorothy Gish
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317. of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun"...
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318. and she came up to me...
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319. and she looked me in the face -
and I had never met her...
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320. I'd just known her from the films.
You know, Dorothy Gish...
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322. And she looked me in the eyes,
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323. "Young man, you have got it."
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324. And...
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It's a true story.
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326. Next time we come here,
I'm gonna ask for a different room.
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327. Amigos, El Guapo himself is here,
with all his men, just outside the village.
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328. I have your horses waiting.
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329. What is she talking about?
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330. I don't know.
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331. Looks like we got
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332. - Great. Yeah.
- Let's get it over with.
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335. It's a pleasure working with you.
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piece of slime!
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337. You scum-sucking pig!
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338. You son of a motherless goat!
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339. - Who are you?
- Wherever there is injustice...
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341. Wherever there is suffering,
we'll be there.
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342. - Tell us we will die like clogs.
- What?
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343. Tell us
we will die like clogs.
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344. - You will die like clogs.
- No, we will not die like clogs!
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345. We will fight like lions.
Because we are...
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347. Ride, caballeros!
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348. Ride, Amigos!
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350. They are funny guys!
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351. Just kill one of them.
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352. Hold it! Hold it!
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353. Lucky, jeez, are you all right?
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354. - What happened?
- I don't know.
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355. - Here.
- Jeez...
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357. What? What?
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358. Wait a second.
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359. Let me see that.
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360. Come on, come on.
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361. Oh, great! Real bullets!
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362. I'll keep this.
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363. You're in a lot of trouble,
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364. Excuse me.
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365. It's real.
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366. What?
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367. Uh, this is real.
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368. - You mean...?
- Yes.
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369. They're going to kill us.
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370. What am I doing in Mexico?
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371. - I've been shot already.
- I know.
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372. What are we gonna do?
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373. We're not gonna get paid,
that's for sure.
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374. Let me talk to them,
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375. Yes.
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376. Mr. Guapo...
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377. I'd just like to say,
on behalf of the Three Amigos...
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378. we're very, very sorry..
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379. And we'd like
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380. You see, sir...
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382. We're movie stars.
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383. - Movie stars?
- Yeah, actors, uh, entertainers.
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384. - You know, we sing and dance.
- Yeah, you know...
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to die like clogs?
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386. Well, if there's any way
of avoiding that part of it...
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387. El Guapo only kills men.
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388. He does not kill crying women.
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389. So go...
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390. you big movie stars.
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391. - Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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392. Faster!
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393. People of Santa Poco...
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394. you were very foolish
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395. You have hurt me.
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398. Jefe!
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400. The town is yours, muchachos!
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401. El Guapo!
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403. - We'll just get our things and go.
- There is nothing of yours here.
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404. El Guapo has taken everything.
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405. Sorry.
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407. - They were mother-of-pearl...
- Dusty...
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- El Guapo has taken her, too.
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409. - Let's go back to Hollywood.
- The sooner, the better.
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410. - It's too hot down here.
- Bad for my hay fever.
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411. - We don't belong down here anyway.
- Where's Ned?
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412. - Ned, what are you doing?
- What do we have to go back to?
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413. We've no jobs. No money.
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414. No place to live.
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415. No friends.
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416. No women.
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417. - No self-respect.
- Oh, hold on. Wait.
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418. Ned, we could get killed.
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419. Back there, the Three Amigos
are already dead.
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420. Here we could be
the Three Amigos for real.
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421. I'm drawing a line.
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422. Men or mice? What'll it be?
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423. Let's ride!
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424. - Great job catching the food, Ned.
- Oh, thanks, Lucky.
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425. How do you like your bat,
Dusty?
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426. - Medium rare.
- This should do it.
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427. Thanks.
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428. How far do you think we rode
before we had to go back and get directions?
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429. Just three or four miles.
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430. - Ned, read those instructions again.
- All righty.
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431. All right...
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432. We go east...
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433. through the desert
until we come to the singing bush.
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434. The singing bush?
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435. When we find the singing bush,
we say the magic chant...
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436. each fire one shot in the air, and that
will summon the invisible swordsman...
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437. and he will then show us the way
to El Guapo's.
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438. - Want your wings?
- No, I'm fine.
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439. - Here you go.
- Oh, great. Thanks.
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440. Good night.
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441. Look at the little fella.
He's tuckered out already.
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442. - What was that?
- It's just a coyote.
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443. - I've never slept outside before.
- Take it easy. Take it easy.
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444. Dusty»-
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445. Night, Lucky.
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446. - Night, Dusty.
- Good night, Ned.
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447. Good night, Ned.
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448. Good night, Ned.
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449. - Good night, Lucky.
- Good night, Dusty.
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450. Lip balm?
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451. Excuse me...
Are you the singing bush?
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452. Let me talk to him.
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453. Excuse us!
Are you the singing bush?
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454. - Hello?
- Hi!
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455. Hi!
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456. Excuse us!
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457. Hey!
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458. Forget it.
My guess is this is the singing bush.
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459. - Let's go summon the invisible swordsman.
- Summon the invisible swordsman?
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460. I can't believe I'm doing this.
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461. Now let me see here.
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462. We each have to fire
one shot in the air...
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463. say the magic chant,
and the invisible swordsman will appear.
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464. Neddy!
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465. Dusty.
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466. Great!
You've killed the invisible swordsman.
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467. - He's dead, all right.
- How was I supposed to know where he was?
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468. You were supposed to fire up.
We both fired up!
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469. It's like living
with a six-year-old.
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470. Now we'll never find El Guapo's.
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471. He was the only one
who could show the way! We're lost.
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472. It's the Tubman 601
we saw in Diablo.
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473. I'll bet it's going to El Guapo's.
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474. Mount UP!
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475. It means, "Get on your horses."
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476. Carmen,
today is El Guapo's birthday...
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477. and tonight,
you are to be El Guapo's woman.
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478. I would sooner die.
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479. Let me prepare you for the way
El Guapo makes love.
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480. Tell me, Carmen,
do you know what foreplay is?
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481. - No.
- Good. Neither does El Guapo.
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482. Jefe, the German arrived yet?
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483. Not yet, El Guapo. Many presents
have been coming for your birthday.
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484. The German
has the only presents I want.
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485. Guns! Guns, so that the name of El Guapo
will be hanging on everyone's lips.
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486. He will be here, Guapo.
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487. But I think you will like
your other presents, too.
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488. I have put many beautiful piñatas
in the storeroom...
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489. each of them filled
with little surprises.
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490. - Many piñatas?
_ Oh! YES,
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491. Would you say
I have a plethora of piñatas?
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492. - A what?
- A plethora.
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493. Oh, yes, you have a plethora.
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494. Jefe, what is a plethora?
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495. - Why, Guapo?
- Well, you told me I have a plethora...
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496. and I just would like to know
if you know what a plethora is.
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497. I would not like to think that a person
would tell someone he has a plethora...
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498. and find out that,
that person has no idea...
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499. what it means
to have a plethora.
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500. Forgive me, El Guapo.
I know that I, Jefe...
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501. do not have your superior intellect
and education.
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502. But could it be that, once again,
you are angry at something else...
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503. - and are looking to take it out on me?
- Like what, Jefe?
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504. Could it be because
you are turning 40 today?
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505. No...!
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506. Could it be because Carmen chooses
to sleep in her cell instead of with you?
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507. Why don't you just take her?
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508. When you want cattle,
you take the cattle.
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509. When you want food,
you take the food.
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510. When you want a woman,
you just take the woman.
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511. - Why don't you just take her?
- Jefe...
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512. you do not understand women.
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513. You cannot force open
the petals of a flower.
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514. When the flower is ready,
it opens itself up to you.
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515. When do you think
Carmen will open up her flower to you?
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516. Tonight, or I will kill her.
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517. El Guapo!
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518. There is the German now,
right on time.
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519. We must make him welcome.
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520. Hold!
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521. This way, boys.
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522. Sta)'-
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523. Down.
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524. My God!
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525. We're gonna have to figure out a way
to get inside.
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526. It looks impossible.
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527. Lucky, those walls are 25 feet high.
There's a guard at every post.
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528. - There's no way we'll ever get in there.
- I think Dusty's right.
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529. Well, we're just gonna have
to use our brains.
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530. - Damn it!
- Damn it!
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531. El Guapo!
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532. Here come the guns!
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533. Jefe, what's his name?
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534. - That's Paco.
- Paco!
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535. Take off your hat!
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536. Hold it up!
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537. Higher!
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538. You lived up to your promise!
You will be my guest at the celebration today.
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539. A little party
my men are throwing for me.
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540. LEES
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541. - This is where we'll climb up.
- What about that guard?
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542. - I'll throw a rock and distract him.
- Okay.
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543. But I would throw it out there somewhere,
maybe toward that tree.
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544. Try and hit that...
No, in the dry riverbed.
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545. There's...
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546. LEES
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547. You like it, El Guapo?
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548. Seize him!
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549. So far, so good.
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550. What was that noise?
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551. I do not know.
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552. I have three demands.
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553. One, that you stop harassing
the people of Santa Poco.
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554. Two, that all the land of Mexico
be redistributed equally among the people...
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555. and a proportional system of government
be established...
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556. consisting of three separate,
but equal, branches:
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557. The legislative, the executive,
and the judicial.
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558. And three, that the girl Carmen
be returned to me unharmed.
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559. Amigo, why you come here?
You don't belong.
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560. Now we have to kill you.
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561. - Take him away.
- Excuse me, did you say kill me?
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562. You see, under my system, you would
no longer be under the thumb of El Guapo...
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563. but you would be free
to determine your own destiny.
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564. You see, under a strong federal system,
you would have certain rights.
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565. For example, owning property.
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566. You two could have
a beautiful little castle on the mesa.
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567. You know, I can see it now, with your
little bandidos running everywhere...
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568. playing in the yard.
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569. - We have a plan.
- What is it?
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570. - First, we break into El Guapo's fortress.
- And that you've done. Now what?
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571. Well, we really didn't expect the first part of
the plan to work, so we have no further plan.
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572. Sometimes you can over-plan
these things.
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573. So give me a second to talk to Lucky,
and I'll get back to you.
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574. Wait!
There's a guard outside the door.
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575. Quick!
You must dress in his clothes.
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576. Then, you will be able
to move freely in the courtyard.
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577. Good idea.
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578. Easy!
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579. Come and get them, guerito!
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580. So, I just wait here then?
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581. Okay, you go get the horses.
Meet us out front.
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582. That's a good plan.
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583. Thank you.
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584. Rodriguez!
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585. A toast... to El Guapo!
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586. Today... he is...
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587. 33 years old!
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588. On behalf of myself...
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589. Jefe...
and the rest of the boys...
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590. we chipped in
and got you this gift.
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591. Conchita!
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592. What can you say
about such men?
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593. It's a sweater!
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594. Jefe!
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595. Gonna make it!
Gonna make it!
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596. Gonna make it! Gonna make it!
Gonna make it! Gonna make it!
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597. Gonna make it!
Gonna make it!
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598. Gonna make it!
Gonna make it!
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599. Gonna make it!
Gonna make it!
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600. Gonna make it!
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601. Gonna make it!
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602. I made it!
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603. My men...
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604. my compadres...
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605. what we have done,
we have done together.
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606. I know each one of you
like I know my own smell!
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607. - Carlos!
- Carlos!
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608. We fought together
the priests of this mission.
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609. - Pedro!
- Pedro!
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610. We crushed the federales
on the plains of Oaxaca.
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611. - And you...!
- José!
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612. José!
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613. - Together, we...
- burned the village!
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614. Burned the village!
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615. - And, uh...
- Raped the horses!
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616. Raped the horses!
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617. And we...
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618. - rode off on the women!
- Rode off on the women!
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619. - And, uh...
- We plundered!
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620. Plundered!
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621. - And, uh...
- Pruned!
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622. Pruned the, uh...
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623. - the hedges...
- Hedges...
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624. - Of many small villages!
- Of many small villages.
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625. Who the hell are you?
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626. Another one
of the goddamn gringos.
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627. Take this monkey away!
Put him with the other Yankee maricón.
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628. What is happening around here today?
Are gringos falling from the sky?
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629. Yes, El Guapo.
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630. Now we have all the Amigos.
Take them away.
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631. One moment, please.
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632. - I know who this man is.
- You do?
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633. Yes, it is Ned Nederlander.
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634. Who?
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635. You... You...
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636. You...
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637. You are my favorite star
of the silver screen!
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638. Really?
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639. In Germany, the cinema is very popular!
I have seen all of your films.
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640. Including when you were known as
Little Neddy Knickers.
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641. Well, that was a long time ago.
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642. It was this man who inspired me
to learn the art of the quick draw.
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643. I looked up to this man.
I studied his every move.
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644. It was my dream
to be as fast as Ned Nederlander.
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645. I practiced every clay
for hours and hours.
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646. He was a god to me!
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647. A god?
Well, I don't know about that.
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648. But it is nice to meet a fan.
You know, often I think...
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649. Then, I found out about movie tricks.
Trick photography. I was crushed!
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650. - I never used trick photography.
- That is impossible.
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651. No one can be as fast
as you appear to be.
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652. I am that fast.
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653. - We shall see.
- Happy to.
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654. Does anybody have a watch,
preferably one with a second hand?
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655. - I got a stopwatch.
- No stopwatch.
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656. As you Americans say,
"We will play for keeps."
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657. Give me back his gun.
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658. Leave him here.
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659. He might like
to see his friend die.
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660. I've seen it.
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661. You don't understand...
I don't shoot at people.
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662. You see,
it's against my upbringing.
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663. Call it etiquette, whatever.
You know, I was thinking...
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664. I've waited for years
for this moment.
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665. You wanna die
with a man's gun...
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666. not a little sissy gun like this.
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667. Enough!
Take the gun! Let's go!
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668. - I have had enough of these Yankees!
- Not so fast, El Guapo!
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669. Or I'll fill you so full of lead,
you'll be using your click for a pencil!
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670. - What do you mean?
- I don't know!
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671. - I think he means that if you...
- Shut up!
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672. So, you thought
you could outsmart the Amigos.
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673. Well, not this time.
Dusty, cover El Guapo!
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674. Now, everybody,
throw down your guns.
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675. Do as he says!
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676. - Not you, DUSTY!
- Sorry.
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677. Okay, now, everybody lay down
and put your hands behind your head.
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678. Ned, open the gates!
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679. And don't try to touch
those guns!
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680. Kill them!
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681. Hurry up! Hurry up!
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682. Ride, Amigos, ride!
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683. Ned, what luck!
It's a Tubman 601! You can fly one.
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684. Yeah. Didn't you fly one in
"Little Neddy Goes to War"?
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685. Well, not exactly.
Actually, my stuntman did.
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686. But I'm pretty sure
I can remember.
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687. Ned! Ned! Ned! Ned!
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688. Oh, God, Ned!
Oh, God!
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689. Oh, my God!
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690. - So long, El Guapo!
- I will see you in Santa Poco!
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691. Santo Poco!
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692. Ned, land!
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693. Hold it!
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694. El Guapo is on his way.
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695. Someday the people of this village
will have to face El Guapo.
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696. We might as well do it now.
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697. In a way, all of us
have an El Guapo to face someday.
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698. For some,
shyness might be their El Guapo.
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699. For others, a lack of education
might be their El Guapo.
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700. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous guy
who wants to kill us.
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701. But as sure as my name
is Lucky Day,
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702. the people of Santa Poco
can conquer their own personal El Guapo...
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703. who also happens to be
the actual El Guapo!
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704. We want to defend ourselves.
But how?
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705. By using the skills and the talents
of the people of Santa Poco!
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706. This is not a town of weaklings.
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707. You can turn your skills
against El Guapo.
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708. Now, what is it
that this town really does well?
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709. - We can sew.
- There you go! You can sew!
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710. - If only we had known this earlier!
- Ned, Dusty.
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711. Sewing...
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712. Remember our film,
"Amigos, Amigos, Amigos"?
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713. - Yes...
- Remember what we did in that movie?
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714. - Do you think it could work?
- It's got to work.
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715. It's our only hope.
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716. Sew, very old one.
Sew like the wind.
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717. Okay, dig here.
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718. Where are you?
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719. There they are, El Guapo!
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720. Now they're over there,
El Guapo.
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721. Now they're over there!
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722. Shoot them!
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723. They're over there!
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724. - Now they're over there!
- Now they're over here!
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725. What the hell
is happening around here?
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726. Shoot, shoot!
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727. Now they're over there,
on top of the church!
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728. El Guapo,
they are everywhere!
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729. They're over there, too!
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730. Come back, you cowards!
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731. You traitors!
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732. I'm still here, El Guapo!
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733. You stupid horse!
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734. That was some good trick.
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735. Come closer.
I have something to tell you.
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736. That was a good trick, too!
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737. I'm gonna miss you,
señor Dusty.
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738. I'm gonna miss you, too, Pablo.
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739. Here.
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740. I want you to have my watch.
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741. I wanna go with you.
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742. No, no, no, Pablo,
there's still much to be done here.
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743. Your village needs you.
And your family needs you.
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744. We are men without homes.
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745. We were meant to wander.
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746. You will always have a home
here with us in Santa Poco.
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747. Goodbye, Dusty.
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748. You have done
what you said you would do.
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749. Long will the memory of the Three Amigos
live in the hearts of the people of Santa Poco.
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750. I'll come back one clay.
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751. Why?
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752. Well, I thought
that maybe you and I could...
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753. Let's ride!
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754. We are proud
to give you all that we have.
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755. Here, I'll take that.
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756. Our reward is
that justice has been done.
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757. And remember, wherever there is injustice,
you will find us.
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758. Wherever there is suffering,
we'll be there.
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759. Wherever liberty is threatened,
you will find...
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760. the Three Amigos!
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761. Let's ride!
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762. Let's ride!
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763. Whoa, horsie!
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764. One for each other and all for one
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765. The three brave amigos are we
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766. Brother to brother and everyone
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767. A brave amigo
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768. Wherever they need us,
our destinies lead us
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769. Amigos, we're always together
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770. Wherever we go,
we're three brave amigos
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771. And will be amigos forever
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772. We are the Three Amigos
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773. We are the Three...
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774. A...
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775. migos!
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776. And amigos forever we'll be
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