1. Now, I know
what you're thinking.Copy !req
2. "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"Copy !req
3. Well, sometimes
you have to get capturedCopy !req
4. just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.Copy !req
5. It's a long story,Copy !req
6. but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.Copy !req
7. See, I spent some time
on Earth...Copy !req
8. fought some robots,Copy !req
9. saved the planet
a couple of times.Copy !req
10. Then I went searching
through the cosmosCopy !req
11. for some magic, colorful
Infinity Stone things.Copy !req
12. Didn't find any.Copy !req
13. That's when I came acrossCopy !req
14. a path of death
and destruction...Copy !req
15. which led me all the way here
into this cage...Copy !req
16. where I met you.Copy !req
17. Hmm.Copy !req
18. How much longer do you think
we'll be here?Copy !req
19. Thor, son of Odin.Copy !req
20. Surtur, son of a bitch.Copy !req
21. You're still alive.Copy !req
22. I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.Copy !req
23. I cannot die.Copy !req
24. Not until
I fulfill my destiny...Copy !req
25. and lay waste to your home.Copy !req
26. It's funny
you should mention that.Copy !req
27. Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.Copy !req
28. Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.Copy !req
29. And you, Surtur,Copy !req
30. are at the center
of all of them.Copy !req
31. Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.Copy !req
32. - The great prophecy...
- Hang on.Copy !req
33. - Hang on.Copy !req
34. I'll be back around shortly.Copy !req
35. I really feel like we were
connecting there.Copy !req
36. Okay, so Ragnarok.Copy !req
37. Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.Copy !req
38. My time has come.Copy !req
39. When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...Copy !req
40. I shall be restored
to my full might.Copy !req
41. I will tower
over the mountains...Copy !req
42. and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...Copy !req
43. Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.Copy !req
44. I swear I'm not even moving.Copy !req
45. It's just doing this
on its own.Copy !req
46. - I'm really sorry.Copy !req
47. Okay, so let me
get this straight.Copy !req
48. You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...Copy !req
49. and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?Copy !req
50. A mountain!Copy !req
51. The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?Copy !req
52. Odin is not on Asgard.Copy !req
53. And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.Copy !req
54. Okay, so where is it?
This crown?Copy !req
55. This is my crown,
the source of my power.Copy !req
56. Oh, that's a crown.Copy !req
57. I thought it was
a big eyebrow.Copy !req
58. It's a crown.Copy !req
59. Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...Copy !req
60. is rip that thing
off your head.Copy !req
61. But Ragnarok
has already begun.Copy !req
62. You cannot stop it.Copy !req
63. I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.Copy !req
64. All will suffer,
all will burn.Copy !req
65. Oh, that's intense.Copy !req
66. To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...Copy !req
67. and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.Copy !req
68. But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...Copy !req
69. where I bust
out of these chains...Copy !req
70. knock that tiara
off your head,Copy !req
71. and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.Copy !req
72. You cannot stop Ragnarok.Copy !req
73. Why fight it?Copy !req
74. Because that's what heroes do.Copy !req
75. Hmm.Copy !req
76. Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.Copy !req
77. - Hmm?Copy !req
78. And, now!Copy !req
79. You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.Copy !req
80. I make grave mistakes
all the time.Copy !req
81. Everything seems to work out.Copy !req
82. Huh?Copy !req
83. Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,Copy !req
84. but I could really use
a fast exit.Copy !req
85. Heimdall?Copy !req
86. Heimdall was an idiot.Copy !req
87. This job should have
made him rich.Copy !req
88. Now, the job ain't easy...Copy !req
89. but it does have its benefits.Copy !req
90. The Bifrost gives me
access to everythingCopy !req
91. the Nine Realms has to offer.Copy !req
92. I mean it's all mine
for the taking.Copy !req
93. Behold...Copy !req
94. my stuff.Copy !req
95. Ooh.Copy !req
96. I'm particularly fond
of these.Copy !req
97. I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.Copy !req
98. I even named them.
Des and Troy.Copy !req
99. You see,
when you put them together...Copy !req
100. they destroy.Copy !req
101. Heimdall, come on.Copy !req
102. Stay!Copy !req
103. Heimdall?
I'm running short on options.Copy !req
104. - Heimdall?Copy !req
105. Um... Skurge?Copy !req
106. Is that important?Copy !req
107. You girls
are in for a treat.Copy !req
108. Girls!Copy !req
109. Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.Copy !req
110. Thanks for scaring away
my companyCopy !req
111. and drenching my workplace
in brains.Copy !req
112. Who are you?Copy !req
113. Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.Copy !req
114. We fought together
on Vanaheim.Copy !req
115. Right. Where is Heimdall?Copy !req
116. That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.Copy !req
117. Traitor?Copy !req
118. Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged HeimdallCopy !req
119. with negligence of duty...Copy !req
120. but he disappeared
before the trial.Copy !req
121. Hard to catch a guyCopy !req
122. who can see
everything in the universe.Copy !req
123. Sure.Copy !req
124. Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.Copy !req
125. What the hell is that?Copy !req
126. Oh, brother.
This is it.Copy !req
127. I take my leave.Copy !req
128. You fool,
you didn't listen!Copy !req
129. I'm sorry.Copy !req
130. Lady Sif, get help!Copy !req
131. Somebody, help!Copy !req
132. Sorry
for all I've done.Copy !req
133. Shh. It's all right. Hold on.Copy !req
134. I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.Copy !req
135. They'd be lucky to have you.Copy !req
136. I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.Copy !req
137. - I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.Copy !req
138. I'm a trickster.Copy !req
139. So mischievous.Copy !req
140. Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.Copy !req
141. It was a wonderful joke.Copy !req
142. 'Twas indeed hilarious.Copy !req
143. You are the savior
of Asgard.Copy !req
144. - Tell my story.
- I will.Copy !req
145. Build a statue for me.Copy !req
146. We will build
a big statue for you.Copy !req
147. With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.Copy !req
148. I will tell Father
what you did here today.Copy !req
149. I didn't do it for him.Copy !req
150. I didn't do it for him.Copy !req
151. No!Copy !req
152. And so,
Loki died of his wounds...Copy !req
153. giving his life for ours.Copy !req
154. He fought back
those disgusting elves...Copy !req
155. he brought peace to the realm.Copy !req
156. Loki, my boy...Copy !req
157. 'twas many moons ago
I found youCopy !req
158. on that
frostbitten battlefield.Copy !req
159. On that day,
I did not yet see in you...Copy !req
160. Asgard's savior. No.Copy !req
161. You were merely
a little blue baby icicle...Copy !req
162. that melted
this old fool's heart.Copy !req
163. Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.Copy !req
164. Father.Copy !req
165. Oh, shit.Copy !req
166. Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!Copy !req
167. - Greetings, my boy.Copy !req
168. It's an interesting play.
What's it called?Copy !req
169. The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard.Copy !req
170. The people wanted
to commemorate him.Copy !req
171. Ah, indeed they should.Copy !req
172. I like the statue.Copy !req
173. A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.Copy !req
174. A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.Copy !req
175. Do you know what this is?Copy !req
176. The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!Copy !req
177. Do me a favor.
Lock this away in a vault...Copy !req
178. so it doesn't turn
into a giant monsterCopy !req
179. and destroy the whole planet.Copy !req
180. Thank you, dear. Um...Copy !req
181. So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?Copy !req
182. Nope.Copy !req
183. I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.Copy !req
184. Every night,
I see Asgard fall into ruins.Copy !req
185. That's just
a silly dream...Copy !req
186. signs of an overactive
imagination.Copy !req
187. Possibly.Copy !req
188. But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.Copy !req
189. And what do I find,Copy !req
190. but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.Copy !req
191. Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...Copy !req
192. all while you, Odin,Copy !req
193. the protector
of those Nine Realms...Copy !req
194. are sitting here
in your bathrobe,Copy !req
195. eating grapes.Copy !req
196. Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.Copy !req
197. Yes, of course,
the freedom to be massacred.Copy !req
198. Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.Copy !req
199. Watching theater.Copy !req
200. Board meetings, and security
council meetings...Copy !req
201. You're really gonna
make me do it?Copy !req
202. Do what?Copy !req
203. You know that
nothing will stop MjolnirCopy !req
204. as it returns to my hand.Copy !req
205. Not even your face.Copy !req
206. You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.Copy !req
207. Then I'll see you
on the other side, brother.Copy !req
208. All right, I yield.Copy !req
209. Behold!Copy !req
210. Thor...Copy !req
211. - Odinson.
- No.Copy !req
212. You had one job. Just the one.Copy !req
213. Where's Odin?Copy !req
214. You just couldn't stay away,
could you?Copy !req
215. Everything was fine
without you.Copy !req
216. Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.Copy !req
217. - Ask them.
- Where's Father?Copy !req
218. - Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.Copy !req
219. You had the independence
you asked for.Copy !req
220. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
221. Okay. I know exactly
where he is.Copy !req
222. I swear I left him right here.Copy !req
223. Right here
on the sidewalk,Copy !req
224. or right there where the
building is being demolished?Copy !req
225. Great planning.Copy !req
226. How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
227. Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.Copy !req
228. No? Then why do you dress
like one?Copy !req
229. - Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.Copy !req
230. I saw you die.Copy !req
231. I mourned you,
I cried for you.Copy !req
232. I'm honored.Copy !req
233. Ask him.Copy !req
234. Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?Copy !req
235. - Oh, sure.Copy !req
236. Start figuring out
where he is.Copy !req
237. Oh, my God.Copy !req
238. Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.Copy !req
239. She didn't dump me, you know.Copy !req
240. I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.Copy !req
241. What's this?
What are you doing?Copy !req
242. This isn't me.Copy !req
243. Loki.Copy !req
244. Thor Odinson.Copy !req
245. God of Thunder.Copy !req
246. You can put down the umbrella.Copy !req
247. So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?Copy !req
248. The preferred term isCopy !req
249. "Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.Copy !req
250. All right, wizard.Copy !req
251. Who are you?
Why should I care?Copy !req
252. My name
is Doctor Stephen Strange,Copy !req
253. and I have some questions
for you.Copy !req
254. Take a seat.Copy !req
255. Tea?Copy !req
256. I don't drink tea.Copy !req
257. What do you drink?Copy !req
258. Not tea.Copy !req
259. So, I keep a watch listCopy !req
260. of individuals and beings
from other realms...Copy !req
261. that may be a threat
to this world.Copy !req
262. Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.Copy !req
263. He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.Copy !req
264. Then why bring him here?Copy !req
265. We're looking for my father.Copy !req
266. So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...Copy !req
267. all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?Copy !req
268. Promptly.Copy !req
269. Great! Then I'll help you.Copy !req
270. If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?Copy !req
271. I have to tell you,
he was adamantCopy !req
272. that he not be disturbed.Copy !req
273. Your father said he had chosen
to remain in exile.Copy !req
274. - Hmm.
- And you don't have a phone.Copy !req
275. No, I don't have a phone...Copy !req
276. but you could have sent
an electronic letter.Copy !req
277. It's called an email.Copy !req
278. - Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?Copy !req
279. - Uh-huh.
- Anyway,Copy !req
280. my father
is no longer in exile.Copy !req
281. So if you could
tell me where he is,Copy !req
282. I can take him home.Copy !req
283. Gladly. He's in Norway.Copy !req
284. I'm just seeing
whether this incantationCopy !req
285. requires any Asgardian
modifications.Copy !req
286. Nope.Copy !req
287. Oh, we don't need that.Copy !req
288. Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
289. I need just one strand
of your hair.Copy !req
290. Let me explain something.Copy !req
291. My hair is not to be
meddled with.Copy !req
292. We could have just walked.Copy !req
293. He's waiting for you.Copy !req
294. All right.Copy !req
295. Don't forget your umbrella.Copy !req
296. Oh, yes.Copy !req
297. Sorry.Copy !req
298. There we go.Copy !req
299. I suppose I'll need
my brother back.Copy !req
300. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
301. I have been falling
for 30 minutes!Copy !req
302. You can handle him from here.Copy !req
303. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
304. Thank you very much
for your help.Copy !req
305. Good luck.Copy !req
306. Handle me? Who are you?Copy !req
307. Loki.Copy !req
308. You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?Copy !req
309. Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...Copy !req
310. Bye-bye.Copy !req
311. Father?Copy !req
312. Look at this place.
It's beautiful.Copy !req
313. Father, it's us.Copy !req
314. My sons.Copy !req
315. I've been waiting for you.Copy !req
316. I know. We've come
to take you home.Copy !req
317. Home, yes.Copy !req
318. Your mother, she calls me.Copy !req
319. Do you hear it?Copy !req
320. Loki, lift your magic.Copy !req
321. Took me quite a while
to break free from your spell.Copy !req
322. Frigga would have been proud.Copy !req
323. Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.Copy !req
324. I know that we failed you.Copy !req
325. But we can make this right.Copy !req
326. I failed you.Copy !req
327. It is upon us. Ragnarok.Copy !req
328. No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.Copy !req
329. No.Copy !req
330. It has already begun.
She's coming.Copy !req
331. My life was all that
held her back.Copy !req
332. But my time has come.Copy !req
333. I cannot keep her away
any longer.Copy !req
334. Father, who are you
talking about?Copy !req
335. Goddess of Death. Hela.Copy !req
336. My firstborn.Copy !req
337. Your sister.Copy !req
338. Your what?Copy !req
339. Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.Copy !req
340. I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.Copy !req
341. Locked her away.Copy !req
342. She draws her strength
from Asgard...Copy !req
343. and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.Copy !req
344. Whatever she is,
we can stop her together.Copy !req
345. We can face her together.Copy !req
346. No, we won't.Copy !req
347. I'm on a different path now.Copy !req
348. This you must face alone.Copy !req
349. I love you, my sons.Copy !req
350. Look at that.Copy !req
351. Remember this place.Copy !req
352. Home.Copy !req
353. Brother.Copy !req
354. This was your doing.Copy !req
355. So he's gone.Copy !req
356. That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.Copy !req
357. You must be Hela.Copy !req
358. I'm Thor, son of Odin.Copy !req
359. Really?
You don't look like him.Copy !req
360. Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.Copy !req
361. You sound like him.Copy !req
362. Kneel.Copy !req
363. Beg your pardon?Copy !req
364. Kneel.Copy !req
365. Before your queen.Copy !req
366. I don't think so.Copy !req
367. It's not possible.Copy !req
368. Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.Copy !req
369. Bring us back!Copy !req
370. No!Copy !req
371. Loki!Copy !req
372. Who are you?
What have you done with Thor?Copy !req
373. I'm Hela.Copy !req
374. I'm just a janitor.Copy !req
375. You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.Copy !req
376. How would you like a job?Copy !req
377. Are you a fighter?Copy !req
378. Or are you food?Copy !req
379. I'm just passing through.Copy !req
380. It is food.Copy !req
381. On your knees.Copy !req
382. - He's mine.Copy !req
383. Wait!Copy !req
384. Wait!Copy !req
385. He's mine.Copy !req
386. So if you want him,
you go through me.Copy !req
387. But we've already got him.Copy !req
388. All right, then.
I guess I go through you.Copy !req
389. - More food.Copy !req
390. - Thank you.Copy !req
391. Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.Copy !req
392. I've got something special.Copy !req
393. Hey! Where are you taking me?Copy !req
394. Answer me!Copy !req
395. Hey!Copy !req
396. I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.Copy !req
397. - Many apologies, your majesty.Copy !req
398. It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.Copy !req
399. I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...Copy !req
400. the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...Copy !req
401. the rightful heir
to the throne,Copy !req
402. and the Goddess of Death.Copy !req
403. My father is dead.Copy !req
404. As are the princes.
You're welcome.Copy !req
405. We were once the seatCopy !req
406. of absolute power
in the cosmos.Copy !req
407. Our supremacy
was unchallenged.Copy !req
408. Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.Copy !req
409. Our destiny is to rule over
all others.Copy !req
410. And I am here
to restore that power.Copy !req
411. Kneel before me...Copy !req
412. and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.Copy !req
413. Whoever you are...Copy !req
414. whatever you've done,
surrender now!Copy !req
415. Or we will show you no mercy.Copy !req
416. Whoever I am?Copy !req
417. Did you listen
to a word I said?Copy !req
418. This is your last warning!Copy !req
419. I thought you'd be happy
to see me.Copy !req
420. Fine.Copy !req
421. Charge!Copy !req
422. Oh, I've missed this.Copy !req
423. Still, it's a shame.Copy !req
424. Good soldiers dying
for nothing...Copy !req
425. all because
they couldn't see the future.Copy !req
426. Sad.Copy !req
427. - Oh, look, still alive.Copy !req
428. Change of heart?Copy !req
429. Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.Copy !req
430. You evil demoness!Copy !req
431. Let's go see my palace.Copy !req
432. Fear not, for you are found.Copy !req
433. You are home,
and there is no going back.Copy !req
434. No one leaves this place.Copy !req
435. But what is this place?Copy !req
436. The answer is Sakaar.Copy !req
437. Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...Copy !req
438. Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.Copy !req
439. It is the collection pointCopy !req
440. for all lost
and unloved things...Copy !req
441. like you.Copy !req
442. But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.Copy !req
443. You are valuable.Copy !req
444. Here you are loved.Copy !req
445. What the hell?Copy !req
446. And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.Copy !req
447. He is the original,Copy !req
448. the first lost
and the first found...Copy !req
449. the creator of Sakaar...Copy !req
450. and father
of the Contest of Champions.Copy !req
451. Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.Copy !req
452. You are the property
of the Grandmaster.Copy !req
453. Congratulations!Copy !req
454. You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.Copy !req
455. Prepare yourself.Copy !req
456. Prepare yourself.Copy !req
457. You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.Copy !req
458. Hmm, hmm, hmm.Copy !req
459. He's wonderful.
It is a he?Copy !req
460. It is a he.Copy !req
461. Yeah.Copy !req
462. I love when you come
to visit, 142.Copy !req
463. You bring me the best stuff.Copy !req
464. Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,Copy !req
465. about Scrapper 142...Copy !req
466. what do I always say?Copy !req
467. "She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."Copy !req
468. Trash.Copy !req
469. No, not trash.Copy !req
470. Were you waiting
just to call her that?Copy !req
471. It doesn't start with a "B."Copy !req
472. Booze hag.Copy !req
473. Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."Copy !req
474. 'Cause I always say
you're the best.Copy !req
475. She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.Copy !req
476. You say that every time
she's here.Copy !req
477. What have you brought today?
Tell me.Copy !req
478. A contender.Copy !req
479. A what?Copy !req
480. I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.Copy !req
481. Can you take us closer?
Thank you.Copy !req
482. Pay this lady.Copy !req
483. Just wait a damn minute.Copy !req
484. I'm not for sale.Copy !req
485. Man, he's a fighter.Copy !req
486. I take 10 million.Copy !req
487. Tell her she's dreaming.Copy !req
488. Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.Copy !req
489. You'll pay for this.Copy !req
490. No, I got paid for this.Copy !req
491. - Here's what I wanna know.Copy !req
492. Who are you?Copy !req
493. I am the God of Thunder.Copy !req
494. - Wow.Copy !req
495. I didn't hear any thunder,Copy !req
496. but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?Copy !req
497. We've located your cousin.Copy !req
498. Uh, oh, good!Copy !req
499. Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.Copy !req
500. There he is.Copy !req
501. Hey, cuz.Copy !req
502. We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?Copy !req
503. Hi.Copy !req
504. Hmm.Copy !req
505. So...Copy !req
506. Please.Copy !req
507. I'm sorry.Copy !req
508. Yeah.Copy !req
509. Carlo...Copy !req
510. I pardon you.Copy !req
511. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
512. Thank you.Copy !req
513. You're officially pardoned.
From life.Copy !req
514. Help me.Copy !req
515. Oh, my God!Copy !req
516. I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!Copy !req
517. Wow.Copy !req
518. Oh, the smell.Copy !req
519. What does it smell like?Copy !req
520. - Burnt toast.Copy !req
521. What happened to my manners?Copy !req
522. I haven't
properly introduced myself.Copy !req
523. Come on. Uh, follow me.Copy !req
524. - My name is Grandmaster.Copy !req
525. I preside over
a little harlequinadeCopy !req
526. called
the Contest of Champions.Copy !req
527. People come from far and wideCopy !req
528. to unwillingly
participate in it.Copy !req
529. And you, my friend,Copy !req
530. might just be part
of the new cast.Copy !req
531. What do you say to that?Copy !req
532. We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.Copy !req
533. I'm going back to Asgard.Copy !req
534. - Ass-gard.Copy !req
535. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
536. There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.Copy !req
537. At that moment,
I let go.Copy !req
538. Loki?Copy !req
539. Loki! Loki!Copy !req
540. - Over here. Over here.Copy !req
541. - Excuse me one second.
- Loki!Copy !req
542. - What?
- You're alive?Copy !req
543. - Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
544. What do you mean,
what am I doing?Copy !req
545. I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.Copy !req
546. - Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.Copy !req
547. - Get me out of this one.
- I can't.Copy !req
548. - Get me out. What?
- I can't.Copy !req
549. I've made friends
with this man.Copy !req
550. He's called the Grandmaster.Copy !req
551. - Oh, he's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.Copy !req
552. The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.Copy !req
553. - Weeks ago?
- Yes.Copy !req
554. I just got here.Copy !req
555. What are you
whispering about?Copy !req
556. Time works real different
around these parts.Copy !req
557. On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.Copy !req
558. But here on Sakaar...Copy !req
559. In any case,
you know this, uh...Copy !req
560. You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?Copy !req
561. God of Thunder.
Tell him.Copy !req
562. I've never met this man
in my life.Copy !req
563. - He's my brother.
- Adopted.Copy !req
564. Is he any kind of a fighter?Copy !req
565. You take this thingCopy !req
566. out of my neck
and I'll show you.Copy !req
567. Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.Copy !req
568. Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.Copy !req
569. If you wanna get back
to Ass-place, Assberg...Copy !req
570. Asgard.Copy !req
571. Any contender who defeats
my champion...Copy !req
572. their freedom they shall win.Copy !req
573. Fine. Then point me
in the directionCopy !req
574. of whoever's ass
I have to kick!Copy !req
575. That's what I call, contender.Copy !req
576. Direction would be
this way, Lord.Copy !req
577. Ah! Loki!Copy !req
578. Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.Copy !req
579. - Over here.Copy !req
580. The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.Copy !req
581. Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.Copy !req
582. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.Copy !req
583. I'm kind of like
the leader in here.Copy !req
584. I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.Copy !req
585. But don't let that
intimidate you.Copy !req
586. You don't need to be afraidCopy !req
587. unless you're
made of scissors.Copy !req
588. Just a little
rock-paper-scissorCopy !req
589. joke for you.Copy !req
590. This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.Copy !req
591. He's an insect
and has knives for hands.Copy !req
592. You're a Kronan, aren't you?Copy !req
593. - That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?Copy !req
594. Ah, well, I tried to start
a revolution,Copy !req
595. but didn't print
enough pamphlets.Copy !req
596. So hardly anyone turned up,Copy !req
597. except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.Copy !req
598. As punishment, I was forcedCopy !req
599. to be in here
and become a gladiator.Copy !req
600. Bit of a promotional disaster,
that one.Copy !req
601. But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.Copy !req
602. I don't know
if you'd be interestedCopy !req
603. in something like that.Copy !req
604. Do you reckon
you'd be interested?Copy !req
605. How did you...Copy !req
606. Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.Copy !req
607. But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.Copy !req
608. This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
609. No, nothing makes sense
here, man.Copy !req
610. The only thing
that does make senseCopy !req
611. is that nothing makes sense.Copy !req
612. Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?Copy !req
613. Doug has.Copy !req
614. Doug!Copy !req
615. Our luck, Doug's dead.Copy !req
616. That's right.Copy !req
617. Everyone who fightsCopy !req
618. the Grandmaster's champion
perishes.Copy !req
619. What about you?
You're made of rocks.Copy !req
620. Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.Copy !req
621. Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,Copy !req
622. warm up the crowd and whatnot.Copy !req
623. Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?Copy !req
624. Yes, I am.Copy !req
625. Gonna fight him, win,Copy !req
626. and get the hell out
of this place.Copy !req
627. That's exactly
what Doug used to say.Copy !req
628. See you later, new Doug.Copy !req
629. Does no one remember me?Copy !req
630. Has no one been taught
our history?Copy !req
631. Look at these lies.Copy !req
632. Goblets and garden parties?Copy !req
633. Peace treaties?Copy !req
634. Odin...Copy !req
635. proud to have it...Copy !req
636. ashamed of how he got it.Copy !req
637. We were unstoppable.Copy !req
638. I was his weapon
in the conquestCopy !req
639. that built Asgard's empire.Copy !req
640. One by one,
the realms became ours.Copy !req
641. But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...Copy !req
642. he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.Copy !req
643. Before that, Asgard's warriors
were honored...Copy !req
644. their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.Copy !req
645. - Odin's treasures.
- Fake.Copy !req
646. Most of the stuff in here
is fake.Copy !req
647. Or weak.Copy !req
648. Smaller than I thought
it would be.Copy !req
649. That's not bad.Copy !req
650. But this...Copy !req
651. The Eternal Flame.Copy !req
652. Want to see what true power
really looks like?Copy !req
653. Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?Copy !req
654. With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.Copy !req
655. I've missed you.Copy !req
656. I've missed you all.Copy !req
657. Odin...Copy !req
658. I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...Copy !req
659. where the brave
shall live forever.Copy !req
660. Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...Copy !req
661. for those that have died...Copy !req
662. the glorious death.Copy !req
663. Hurts, doesn't it?Copy !req
664. Being lied to.Copy !req
665. Being told you're one thingCopy !req
666. and then learning
it's all a fiction.Copy !req
667. You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?Copy !req
668. This place is disgusting.Copy !req
669. Does this mean
you don't want my help?Copy !req
670. Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.Copy !req
671. It took me time
to win his trust.Copy !req
672. He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.Copy !req
673. What I'm telling you is,Copy !req
674. you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.Copy !req
675. Perhaps, in time,Copy !req
676. an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...Copy !req
677. You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?Copy !req
678. Our sister destroyed
your hammerCopy !req
679. like a piece of glass.Copy !req
680. She's stronger than both of
us. She's stronger than you.Copy !req
681. You don't stand a chance.Copy !req
682. Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?Copy !req
683. Fine.Copy !req
684. I guess
I'll just have to go it alone.Copy !req
685. Like I've always done.Copy !req
686. Would you say something?Copy !req
687. Say something!Copy !req
688. What would you like me to say?Copy !req
689. You faked your own death...Copy !req
690. you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...Copy !req
691. stranded him on Earth to die,Copy !req
692. releasing
the Goddess of Death.Copy !req
693. Have I said enough or would
you like me to go backCopy !req
694. further than the past
two days?Copy !req
695. You know, I haven't seen thisCopy !req
696. beloved champion
he talks of...Copy !req
697. but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.Copy !req
698. I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.Copy !req
699. Don't let me down.Copy !req
700. Piss off, ghost!Copy !req
701. He's freaking gone.Copy !req
702. Oh, yuck!Copy !req
703. There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.Copy !req
704. Guys, can you clean up
the weaponsCopy !req
705. once you finish your fight?Copy !req
706. Disgusting slobs.Copy !req
707. Oh, Thor...Copy !req
708. wanna use a big wooden fork?Copy !req
709. No.Copy !req
710. Yeah, not really useful.Copy !req
711. Unless you're fighting off
three vampiresCopy !req
712. that were huddled together.Copy !req
713. I really wish I had my hammer.Copy !req
714. Hammer?Copy !req
715. Quite unique.
It was made from thisCopy !req
716. special metal from the heart
of a dying star.Copy !req
717. And when I spun it really,
really fast,Copy !req
718. it gave me the ability to fly.Copy !req
719. You rode a hammer?Copy !req
720. No, I didn't ride the hammer.Copy !req
721. The hammer rode you
on your back?Copy !req
722. No. I used to spin it
really fast,Copy !req
723. and it would pull me
off the...Copy !req
724. Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?Copy !req
725. The ground. It would pull me
off the ground,Copy !req
726. up into the air,
and I would fly.Copy !req
727. Every time I threw it,Copy !req
728. it would always
come back to me.Copy !req
729. Sounds like you had
a pretty specialCopy !req
730. and intimate relationship
with this hammer...Copy !req
731. and that losing itCopy !req
732. was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.Copy !req
733. That's a nice way
of putting it.Copy !req
734. I said they're mine.Copy !req
735. See her, that's the one
that put me in here.Copy !req
736. Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.Copy !req
737. Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.Copy !req
738. They are hard to perish.Copy !req
739. Asgardian?Copy !req
740. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
741. Hey.Copy !req
742. Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.Copy !req
743. Asgard is in danger.Copy !req
744. My God, you're a Valkyrie.Copy !req
745. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...Copy !req
746. until I found out that
you were all women.Copy !req
747. There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.Copy !req
748. I love women.Copy !req
749. Sometimes a little too much.Copy !req
750. Not in a creepy way,Copy !req
751. just more
of a respectful appreciation.Copy !req
752. I think it's great
that there isCopy !req
753. an elite force
of women warriors.Copy !req
754. It's about time.Copy !req
755. Are you done?Copy !req
756. Lord of Thunder,
you're up.Copy !req
757. Please, help me.
I need your help.Copy !req
758. Bye.Copy !req
759. Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.Copy !req
760. Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.Copy !req
761. Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.Copy !req
762. And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.Copy !req
763. Bring him in for processing.Copy !req
764. And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.Copy !req
765. Now, don't you move.Copy !req
766. My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.Copy !req
767. By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...Copy !req
768. lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.Copy !req
769. Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.Copy !req
770. Please! No!Copy !req
771. No!Copy !req
772. Wow! Look at
all of you.Copy !req
773. What a show! What a night!Copy !req
774. Who's having fun?Copy !req
775. Please, I'm your host.Copy !req
776. Big round of applauseCopy !req
777. for all of our
undercard competitors...Copy !req
778. who today died so gruesomely.Copy !req
779. Good sports.Copy !req
780. What a show! What a night!Copy !req
781. This is what you've come for,
and so have I.Copy !req
782. And now,
without further ado...Copy !req
783. it's main event time.Copy !req
784. Making his first appearance,Copy !req
785. though he looks
quite promising...Copy !req
786. got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.Copy !req
787. I'll say no more,
see what you think.Copy !req
788. Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...Copy !req
789. Lord of Thunder.Copy !req
790. Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.Copy !req
791. Okay, this is it.Copy !req
792. Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.Copy !req
793. He is a creature.Copy !req
794. What can we say about him?Copy !req
795. Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.Copy !req
796. I feel a special connection
with him.Copy !req
797. He's undefeated.Copy !req
798. He's the reigning.Copy !req
799. He's the defending.Copy !req
800. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
801. I give you...Copy !req
802. Uh-oh.Copy !req
803. your Incredible...Copy !req
804. Hulk!Copy !req
805. Yes!Copy !req
806. I have to get off this planet.Copy !req
807. Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?Copy !req
808. Hey!Copy !req
809. We know each other.Copy !req
810. He's a friend from work.Copy !req
811. Where have you been?Copy !req
812. Everybody thought
you were dead.Copy !req
813. But so much has happened
since I last saw you.Copy !req
814. I lost my hammer.Copy !req
815. Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.Copy !req
816. Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
817. He's up there.Copy !req
818. Loki! Look who it is!Copy !req
819. Banner, I never thought
I would say this...Copy !req
820. but I'm happy to see you.Copy !req
821. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!Copy !req
822. Banner.Copy !req
823. Hey, Banner!Copy !req
824. No Banner. Only Hulk.Copy !req
825. What are you doing?Copy !req
826. - It's me. It's Thor!Copy !req
827. Banner, we're friends.Copy !req
828. This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!Copy !req
829. - Here we go.Copy !req
830. What?Copy !req
831. Hey, big guy.Copy !req
832. The sun's getting real low.Copy !req
833. That's it.
The sun's going down.Copy !req
834. I won't hurt you anymore.Copy !req
835. No one will.Copy !req
836. Yes! That's how it feels!Copy !req
837. I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.Copy !req
838. All right. Screw it.Copy !req
839. Oh!Copy !req
840. I know
you're in there, Banner.Copy !req
841. I'll get you out!Copy !req
842. What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!Copy !req
843. I told them we were friends!Copy !req
844. Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!Copy !req
845. Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!Copy !req
846. Another day, another Doug.Copy !req
847. What is that noise?Copy !req
848. The common folk aren't exactly
falling in line.Copy !req
849. There's a resistance trying
to knock down the front gates.Copy !req
850. Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.Copy !req
851. Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...Copy !req
852. Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.Copy !req
853. What I meant was...Copy !req
854. what's your ambition?Copy !req
855. I just want a chance
to prove myself.Copy !req
856. Recognition.Copy !req
857. When I was young...Copy !req
858. every great king
had an executioner.Copy !req
859. Not just to execute people...Copy !req
860. but also
to execute their vision.Copy !req
861. But mainly to execute people.Copy !req
862. Still, it was a great honor.Copy !req
863. I was Odin's executioner.Copy !req
864. And you shall be
my executioner.Copy !req
865. Let's begin our conquest.Copy !req
866. Skurge, where's the sword?Copy !req
867. That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.Copy !req
868. Those people you mentioned,Copy !req
869. the ones who aren't
falling into line...Copy !req
870. round them up.Copy !req
871. Excuse me.Copy !req
872. Sorry about that.Copy !req
873. These bloody things
are everywhere.Copy !req
874. Come on.Copy !req
875. You'll be safe here.Copy !req
876. Are we cool?Copy !req
877. It's Hulk in a hot tub.Copy !req
878. So how long
have you been like that?Copy !req
879. Like what?Copy !req
880. Like this. Big, and green,
and stupid.Copy !req
881. Hulk always Hulk.Copy !req
882. How'd you get here?Copy !req
883. Winning.Copy !req
884. You mean cheating, huh?Copy !req
885. Were they wearing one of these
when you won?Copy !req
886. How'd you arrive here?Copy !req
887. Quinjet.Copy !req
888. Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?Copy !req
889. That's naked.Copy !req
890. - He's very naked. Hmm.Copy !req
891. It's in my brain now.Copy !req
892. Quinjet.Copy !req
893. Yes!Copy !req
894. I'm getting us out of here.Copy !req
895. This is a terrible,
awful place.Copy !req
896. You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.Copy !req
897. Hulk stay.Copy !req
898. No, no, no. My people need me
to get back to Asgard.Copy !req
899. We must prevent Ragnarok.Copy !req
900. Ragnarok?Copy !req
901. The prophesied death
of my home world.Copy !req
902. The end of days,
it's the end of...Copy !req
903. If you help me
get back to Asgard...Copy !req
904. I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?Copy !req
905. Earth hate Hulk.Copy !req
906. Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.Copy !req
907. You're one of the Avengers.Copy !req
908. One of the team,
one of our friends.Copy !req
909. This is what friends do.
They support each other.Copy !req
910. You're Banner's friend.Copy !req
911. I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.Copy !req
912. Banner's friend.Copy !req
913. - I don't even like Banner.Copy !req
914. "I'm into numbers and science
and stuff."Copy !req
915. Thor go. Hulk stay.Copy !req
916. Fine.Copy !req
917. Stay here.Copy !req
918. Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.Copy !req
919. The red, the white.
Just pick a color. Ridiculous.Copy !req
920. Smash you.Copy !req
921. You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.Copy !req
922. - I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.Copy !req
923. - Baby arms.
- What?Copy !req
924. Baby.Copy !req
925. Moron! You big child.Copy !req
926. Thor go!Copy !req
927. - I am going.Copy !req
928. Thor go again.Copy !req
929. Thor home.Copy !req
930. Hulk trains.Copy !req
931. That's great. Have fun.Copy !req
932. - Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.Copy !req
933. What have you been up to?Copy !req
934. Winning.Copy !req
935. Heimdall, I know
you can see me.Copy !req
936. I need you to help me.Copy !req
937. Help me see.Copy !req
938. I see you,
but you're far away.Copy !req
939. What's going on here?Copy !req
940. Come see for yourself.Copy !req
941. I'm providing refuge
in a strongholdCopy !req
942. built by our ancestors.Copy !req
943. But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.Copy !req
944. You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?Copy !req
945. We won't last long if we stay.Copy !req
946. She draws her power
from AsgardCopy !req
947. and grows stronger every day.Copy !req
948. Come on.Copy !req
949. Hela is ravenous.Copy !req
950. If I let her leave,Copy !req
951. she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.Copy !req
952. We need you.Copy !req
953. I'm working on it.
But I don't even knowCopy !req
954. where the hell I am.Copy !req
955. You're on a planet surrounded
by doorways. Go through one.Copy !req
956. - Which one?
- The big one.Copy !req
957. Thor sad.Copy !req
958. Shut up.Copy !req
959. Thor sad.Copy !req
960. I'm not sad, you idiot.Copy !req
961. - I'm pissed off!
- Oh.Copy !req
962. Angry. I lost my father.Copy !req
963. - I lost my hammer.Copy !req
964. - You're not even listening.
- Whining and crying.Copy !req
965. Cry like baby.Copy !req
966. Don't kick stuff.Copy !req
967. You're being
a really bad friend.Copy !req
968. You bad friend!Copy !req
969. - You know what we call you?
- No.Copy !req
970. We call you
the stupid Avenger.Copy !req
971. You're tiny Avenger!Copy !req
972. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
973. Yes.Copy !req
974. You know what?
Earth does hate you.Copy !req
975. No. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
976. I'm sorry I said those things.Copy !req
977. You're not the stupid Avenger.Copy !req
978. Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.Copy !req
979. It's okay.Copy !req
980. You just can't go around
throwing shieldsCopy !req
981. at people.
Could have killed me.Copy !req
982. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
983. I just get so angry
all the time.Copy !req
984. Hulk always, always angry.Copy !req
985. I know.
We're the same, you and I.Copy !req
986. We're just
a couple of hot-headed fools.Copy !req
987. Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.Copy !req
988. We're kind of both like fire.Copy !req
989. But Hulk like real fire.Copy !req
990. Hulk like raging fire.Copy !req
991. Thor like smoldering fire.Copy !req
992. Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.Copy !req
993. Hmm?Copy !req
994. Angry girl.Copy !req
995. What's going on?
What are you...Copy !req
996. You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...Copy !req
997. when someone's hiding
all the way acrossCopy !req
998. the universe and wants
to be left alone.Copy !req
999. - We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.Copy !req
1000. I need her to stay.Copy !req
1001. Stay?Copy !req
1002. Block.Copy !req
1003. Stay.Copy !req
1004. - Please.
- Please.Copy !req
1005. All right.Copy !req
1006. - Here's the deal.Copy !req
1007. I'll listen to you...Copy !req
1008. till this is empty.Copy !req
1009. Asgard is in danger and
people are dying.Copy !req
1010. We need to get back there.
I need your help.Copy !req
1011. Wow.Copy !req
1012. - Finished. Bye.Copy !req
1013. Odin is dead.Copy !req
1014. Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.Copy !req
1015. If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.Copy !req
1016. I'm going to stop her.Copy !req
1017. - Alone?
- Nope.Copy !req
1018. I'm putting together a team.Copy !req
1019. It's me, you, and the big guy.Copy !req
1020. No. No team. Only Hulk.Copy !req
1021. It's me and you.Copy !req
1022. I think it's only you.Copy !req
1023. Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.Copy !req
1024. Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.Copy !req
1025. I'm not getting dragged intoCopy !req
1026. another one of Odin's
family squabbles.Copy !req
1027. - What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.Copy !req
1028. Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.Copy !req
1029. When it grew
beyond Odin's controlCopy !req
1030. she massacred everyone
in the palace...Copy !req
1031. and tried to seize the throne.Copy !req
1032. When she tried
to escape her banishment...Copy !req
1033. he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.Copy !req
1034. I only survived because...Copy !req
1035. Look, I already faced her onceCopy !req
1036. back when I believed
in the throne...Copy !req
1037. and it cost me everything.Copy !req
1038. That's what's wrong
with Asgard.Copy !req
1039. The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.Copy !req
1040. I agree.Copy !req
1041. Don't get familiar.Copy !req
1042. I agree.Copy !req
1043. That's why I turned down
the throne.Copy !req
1044. But this isn't
about the crown.Copy !req
1045. This is about the people.Copy !req
1046. They're dying
and they're your people, too.Copy !req
1047. Forget it.Copy !req
1048. I have.Copy !req
1049. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
1050. - Good. Great.
- Great.Copy !req
1051. Thank you.Copy !req
1052. - For what?
- For this.Copy !req
1053. Didn't see that,
did you?Copy !req
1054. - There... That's better.Copy !req
1055. You know, go ahead.Copy !req
1056. Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.Copy !req
1057. Keep drinking, keep hiding.Copy !req
1058. But me...Copy !req
1059. I choose to run
toward my problemsCopy !req
1060. and not away from them.Copy !req
1061. Because that's what...Copy !req
1062. Because that's what heroes do.Copy !req
1063. Friend stay!Copy !req
1064. Yes!Copy !req
1065. All right.Copy !req
1066. Come on.Copy !req
1067. Welcome.
Voice activation required.Copy !req
1068. - Thor.Copy !req
1069. Access denied.Copy !req
1070. Uh... Thor, son of Odin.Copy !req
1071. - Access denied.Copy !req
1072. God of Thunder.Copy !req
1073. - Access denied.Copy !req
1074. Strongest Avenger.Copy !req
1075. - Access denied.Copy !req
1076. Strongest Avenger.Copy !req
1077. - Access denied.Copy !req
1078. Damn you, Stark.Copy !req
1079. Point Break.Copy !req
1080. - Welcome, Point Break.Copy !req
1081. - Friend stay!Copy !req
1082. No, no, no! Stop!Copy !req
1083. - Stay!Copy !req
1084. Stop!
Stop breaking everything!Copy !req
1085. Don't go!Copy !req
1086. Nice work, big guy.Copy !req
1087. We don't know
where Ultron's headed,Copy !req
1088. but you're going very high,
very fast.Copy !req
1089. So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?Copy !req
1090. We can't track you
in stealth mode...Copy !req
1091. so I need you
to help me out. Okay?Copy !req
1092. I need you to...Copy !req
1093. No! No, Banner!Copy !req
1094. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1095. Banner.Copy !req
1096. - Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1097. - You all right, Banner?Copy !req
1098. Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.Copy !req
1099. That's it, breathe.Copy !req
1100. I won't hurt you.Copy !req
1101. - Sun's going down.Copy !req
1102. - Thor.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1103. What happened to your hair?Copy !req
1104. Some creepy old man
cut it off.Copy !req
1105. - It looks good.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1106. Where are we? Oh, how's Nat?Copy !req
1107. - Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?Copy !req
1108. - And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?Copy !req
1109. The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?Copy !req
1110. - Banner, listen.
- What?Copy !req
1111. Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.Copy !req
1112. - What are you saying?
- Well...Copy !req
1113. What?Copy !req
1114. I've been Hulk for two years?Copy !req
1115. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
1116. What the hell happened?Copy !req
1117. Banner, there's something
you should know.Copy !req
1118. Voice activation required.Copy !req
1119. Banner.Copy !req
1120. Welcome, strongest Avenger.Copy !req
1121. Uh, what?Copy !req
1122. Ship's log.Copy !req
1123. Thor, where are we?Copy !req
1124. Yeah, about that.Copy !req
1125. Sakaar, hear ye.Copy !req
1126. Attention please.
I have some bad news.Copy !req
1127. My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.Copy !req
1128. Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.Copy !req
1129. Who's that?Copy !req
1130. He kind of runs the place.Copy !req
1131. You actually lived
at his house for awhile.Copy !req
1132. - I did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1133. Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.Copy !req
1134. - Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.Copy !req
1135. Doesn't sound right.Copy !req
1136. Well, it's true.Copy !req
1137. It seems that that
criminally seductiveCopy !req
1138. Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.Copy !req
1139. Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.Copy !req
1140. Oh, no.Copy !req
1141. This is bad.Copy !req
1142. This is really, really bad.Copy !req
1143. Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.Copy !req
1144. No, no, no.Copy !req
1145. Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.Copy !req
1146. These are Tony's clothes.Copy !req
1147. - I know, come on.
- Is he here?Copy !req
1148. No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?Copy !req
1149. The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.Copy !req
1150. Sun's going down.Copy !req
1151. I'm upset!Copy !req
1152. I'm very upset.Copy !req
1153. You know what I like about
being upset? The blame.Copy !req
1154. Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.Copy !req
1155. And you know who I'm blaming?Copy !req
1156. - Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!Copy !req
1157. Don't interrupt me!Copy !req
1158. Here you go.Copy !req
1159. Why are you handing me
the melt stick?Copy !req
1160. He was interrupting.Copy !req
1161. That's not
a capital violation.Copy !req
1162. Where was I?Copy !req
1163. My precious champion
has come up missing...Copy !req
1164. and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.Copy !req
1165. It's all because of him.
Your brother.Copy !req
1166. Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.Copy !req
1167. I'm sure
there's a big history.Copy !req
1168. And your contender...Copy !req
1169. My dear friend...Copy !req
1170. if you were to give me
12 hours,Copy !req
1171. I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.Copy !req
1172. I could do it in two.Copy !req
1173. I could do it in one.Copy !req
1174. Let's stop there.Copy !req
1175. You know what?
I woke up this morningCopy !req
1176. thinking about
a public execution.Copy !req
1177. But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...Copy !req
1178. "Who's gonna get him first?"Copy !req
1179. So, you're on the clock.Copy !req
1180. What have you done?Copy !req
1181. I don't answer to you, lackey.Copy !req
1182. It's Loki.Copy !req
1183. And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.Copy !req
1184. - Hmm.Copy !req
1185. Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?Copy !req
1186. I don't help anyone.Copy !req
1187. You're a Valkyrie.Copy !req
1188. I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.Copy !req
1189. Choose your next words wisely.Copy !req
1190. I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.Copy !req
1191. The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.Copy !req
1192. The sun's going down.Copy !req
1193. - It's getting real low.
- Oh, shoot.Copy !req
1194. - Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?Copy !req
1195. I just need you to stay calm.Copy !req
1196. Calm? I'm on an alien planet!Copy !req
1197. It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.Copy !req
1198. Yeah. One.Copy !req
1199. Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.Copy !req
1200. It's a new experience.Copy !req
1201. My neurons,
they're firing fasterCopy !req
1202. than my brain can handle
the information.Copy !req
1203. The whole thing is totally
different this time.Copy !req
1204. In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and ICopy !req
1205. each had a hand on the wheel.Copy !req
1206. But this time, it's like
he had the keysCopy !req
1207. to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.Copy !req
1208. All right, well, you're back
now. That's all that matters.Copy !req
1209. No, it's not what matters.Copy !req
1210. What I'm trying
to tell you, is thatCopy !req
1211. if I turn into
the Hulk again...Copy !req
1212. Banner may never come back.Copy !req
1213. And we're stranded on a planetCopy !req
1214. that is designed
to stress me out.Copy !req
1215. We're not stranded.Copy !req
1216. I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.Copy !req
1217. Thank you.Copy !req
1218. Not your home, though. Asgard.
My home.Copy !req
1219. What?Copy !req
1220. Listen, my people
are in great danger.Copy !req
1221. You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...Copy !req
1222. who also happens
to be my sister.Copy !req
1223. Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...Copy !req
1224. I don't wanna
fight your sister.Copy !req
1225. That's a family issue.Copy !req
1226. No, she's an evil being.Copy !req
1227. I don't care what she is.Copy !req
1228. I'm not fighting any
more beings. I'm sick of it.Copy !req
1229. - What?
- I just told you.Copy !req
1230. If I turn into the Hulk,Copy !req
1231. I am never gonna
come back again.Copy !req
1232. And you don't care.Copy !req
1233. No, no. I'm putting together
the team.Copy !req
1234. The Hulk is the fire.Copy !req
1235. Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.Copy !req
1236. - What? No!
- It's gross.Copy !req
1237. You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.Copy !req
1238. No! I don't even
like the Hulk.Copy !req
1239. He's all like...Copy !req
1240. "Smash, smash, smash."Copy !req
1241. I prefer you.Copy !req
1242. Thanks.Copy !req
1243. But if I'm being honest,Copy !req
1244. when it comes
to fighting evil beings...Copy !req
1245. he is very powerful
and useful.Copy !req
1246. Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.Copy !req
1247. Is he though?Copy !req
1248. How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.Copy !req
1249. How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.Copy !req
1250. Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.Copy !req
1251. But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.Copy !req
1252. What are you doing with that?Copy !req
1253. I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.Copy !req
1254. - I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.Copy !req
1255. - I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?Copy !req
1256. Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.Copy !req
1257. No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.Copy !req
1258. Then why did you dress me up
like Tony?Copy !req
1259. Because you were naked.Copy !req
1260. Okay, I'll give you that.Copy !req
1261. What are you doing?
Stop doing that!Copy !req
1262. Tony wears his pants
super tight.Copy !req
1263. - Stop it!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1264. - Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1265. Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...Copy !req
1266. inside of a monster
made me a little weird.Copy !req
1267. Hey. Shh. It's okay.Copy !req
1268. You're good. Calm down.
Come on.Copy !req
1269. Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...Copy !req
1270. and you're not gonna
have to think aboutCopy !req
1271. the Hulk ever again.Copy !req
1272. - All right?
- All right.Copy !req
1273. Hulk!Copy !req
1274. Oh. This is bad.Copy !req
1275. Banner! Banner!Copy !req
1276. Banner!Copy !req
1277. Banner!Copy !req
1278. Thor!Copy !req
1279. Hi.Copy !req
1280. Hi.Copy !req
1281. I was gonna do that.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, well, I did it first.Copy !req
1283. That's good.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1284. What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.Copy !req
1285. I got sidetracked.Copy !req
1286. What's with the...Copy !req
1287. It's my disguise.Copy !req
1288. But I can see your face.Copy !req
1289. Not when I do this, you can't.Copy !req
1290. Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.Copy !req
1291. Change it? Washed it maybe?Copy !req
1292. What are those things
on her eyes?Copy !req
1293. Are those the people
that she's killed?Copy !req
1294. She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.Copy !req
1295. Who is this guy?Copy !req
1296. - He's a friend.
- Who? Me?Copy !req
1297. - I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.Copy !req
1298. I feel like I know you, too.Copy !req
1299. Look, I've spent years
in a haze,Copy !req
1300. - trying to forget my past.
Mmm.Copy !req
1301. Sakaar seemed like
the best placeCopy !req
1302. to drink and forget,
and to die one day.Copy !req
1303. I was thinking
that you drink too much,Copy !req
1304. and that probably
was gonna kill you.Copy !req
1305. I don't plan to stop drinking.Copy !req
1306. - Oh.
- But I don't wanna forget.Copy !req
1307. I can't turn away anymore...Copy !req
1308. so if I'm gonna die...Copy !req
1309. well, it may as well be
driving my swordCopy !req
1310. through the heart
of that murderous hag.Copy !req
1311. - Good.
Yeah.Copy !req
1312. So, I'm saying
that I wanna be on the team.Copy !req
1313. Has it got a name?Copy !req
1314. Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.Copy !req
1315. Revengers?Copy !req
1316. Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.Copy !req
1317. Do you want revenge?Copy !req
1318. I'm undecided.Copy !req
1319. Okay.Copy !req
1320. Also, I've got
a peace offering.Copy !req
1321. Surprise.Copy !req
1322. Ow.Copy !req
1323. Just had to be sure.Copy !req
1324. Hello, Bruce.Copy !req
1325. So, last time I saw you,Copy !req
1326. you were trying
to kill everybody.Copy !req
1327. Where are you at these days?Copy !req
1328. It varies
from moment to moment.Copy !req
1329. Is that a Dragonfang?Copy !req
1330. It is.Copy !req
1331. My God.Copy !req
1332. This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.Copy !req
1333. Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apartCopy !req
1334. as any two known systems.Copy !req
1335. Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.Copy !req
1336. Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in AsgardCopy !req
1337. in 18 months.Copy !req
1338. Nope. We are going through
the big one.Copy !req
1339. The Devil's Anus?Copy !req
1340. Anus?Copy !req
1341. Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?Copy !req
1342. For the record, I didn't knowCopy !req
1343. it was called that
when I picked it.Copy !req
1344. That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...Copy !req
1345. inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.Copy !req
1346. We need another ship.Copy !req
1347. That would tear
mine to pieces.Copy !req
1348. She's right. We need one
that can withstandCopy !req
1349. the geodetic strain
from the singularity.Copy !req
1350. And has an offline
power steering system...Copy !req
1351. that could also function
without the on-board computer.Copy !req
1352. And we need one
with cup holders,Copy !req
1353. because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!Copy !req
1354. Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.Copy !req
1355. I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.Copy !req
1356. What do you say?Copy !req
1357. Uncharted metagalactic travelCopy !req
1358. through a volatile
cosmic gateway.Copy !req
1359. Talk about an adventure.Copy !req
1360. - We need a ship.
- Need a ship.Copy !req
1361. There are one or two ships.Copy !req
1362. Absolute top of the line
models...Copy !req
1363. I don't mean to impose...Copy !req
1364. But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.Copy !req
1365. I may even have stolenCopy !req
1366. the access codes
to his security system.Copy !req
1367. And suddenly you're overcomeCopy !req
1368. with an urge
to do the right thing.Copy !req
1369. Heavens, no.Copy !req
1370. I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...Copy !req
1371. and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...Copy !req
1372. I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.Copy !req
1373. You're telling us
that you can get usCopy !req
1374. access into the garage...Copy !req
1375. without setting off
any alarms?Copy !req
1376. Yes, brother. I can.Copy !req
1377. Okay, can I just...
A quick FYI.Copy !req
1378. I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...Copy !req
1379. and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.Copy !req
1380. He did try to kill me.Copy !req
1381. Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.Copy !req
1382. There was one time
when we were children...Copy !req
1383. he transformed himself
into a snake,Copy !req
1384. and he knows
that I love snakes.Copy !req
1385. So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...Copy !req
1386. and he transformed back
into himselfCopy !req
1387. and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"Copy !req
1388. And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.Copy !req
1389. If we're
boosting a ship...Copy !req
1390. we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.Copy !req
1391. Why not set the beast loose?Copy !req
1392. Shut up.Copy !req
1393. You guys have a beast?Copy !req
1394. No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.Copy !req
1395. We're going to start
a revolution.Copy !req
1396. - Revolution?
- I'll explain later.Copy !req
1397. - Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.Copy !req
1398. Is that
some sort of protoplasm,Copy !req
1399. all the stuff
that's coming out of you...Copy !req
1400. or are they eggs?Copy !req
1401. Looks like eggs.Copy !req
1402. - Oh!Copy !req
1403. I'm looking for Korg.Copy !req
1404. Who's asking?Copy !req
1405. I know you're asking.Copy !req
1406. Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?Copy !req
1407. The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.Copy !req
1408. The revolution has begun.Copy !req
1409. Revolution?
How did this happen?Copy !req
1410. Don't know.Copy !req
1411. But the arena's mainframeCopy !req
1412. for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...Copy !req
1413. and the slaves
have armed themselves.Copy !req
1414. Oh. I don't like that word.Copy !req
1415. Which? Mainframe?Copy !req
1416. No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?Copy !req
1417. No, the "S" word.Copy !req
1418. Sorry, the prisoners with jobs
have armed themselves.Copy !req
1419. Okay, that's better.Copy !req
1420. Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.Copy !req
1421. I disagree.Copy !req
1422. Open communication
was never our family's forte.Copy !req
1423. You have no idea.Copy !req
1424. Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.Copy !req
1425. Hello.Copy !req
1426. Hi.Copy !req
1427. Odin brought us together.Copy !req
1428. It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.Copy !req
1429. We might as well be
strangers now.Copy !req
1430. Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.Copy !req
1431. - Oh.Copy !req
1432. Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.Copy !req
1433. Here's the thing.Copy !req
1434. I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.Copy !req
1435. That's exactly
what I was thinking.Copy !req
1436. Did you just agree with me?Copy !req
1437. Come on, this place
is perfect for you.Copy !req
1438. It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...Copy !req
1439. Brother, you're gonna do
great here.Copy !req
1440. Do you truly think
so little of me?Copy !req
1441. Loki, I thought
the world of you.Copy !req
1442. I thought we were gonna fight
side by side forever.Copy !req
1443. But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.Copy !req
1444. I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.Copy !req
1445. But let's be honest,Copy !req
1446. our paths diverged
a long time ago.Copy !req
1447. Yeah.Copy !req
1448. It's probably for the bestCopy !req
1449. that we never
see each other again.Copy !req
1450. That's what you always wanted.Copy !req
1451. Hey, let's do "Get Help."Copy !req
1452. - What?
- "Get Help."Copy !req
1453. No.Copy !req
1454. - Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.Copy !req
1455. It's great.
It works every time.Copy !req
1456. - It's humiliating.
- Do you have a better plan?Copy !req
1457. - No.
- We're doing it.Copy !req
1458. We are not doing "Get Help."Copy !req
1459. - Get help! Please!Copy !req
1460. My brother, he's dying.Copy !req
1461. Get help! Help him!Copy !req
1462. Classic.Copy !req
1463. Still hate it.Copy !req
1464. - It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.Copy !req
1465. Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?Copy !req
1466. The Commodore.Copy !req
1467. Right.Copy !req
1468. Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.Copy !req
1469. Oh, Loki.Copy !req
1470. I know I've betrayed you
many times before...Copy !req
1471. but this time
it's truly nothing personal.Copy !req
1472. The reward for your captureCopy !req
1473. - will set me up nicely.Copy !req
1474. Never one for sentiment,
were you?Copy !req
1475. Easier to let it burn.Copy !req
1476. I agree.Copy !req
1477. Oh, that looks painful.Copy !req
1478. Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.Copy !req
1479. I trust you, you betray me.Copy !req
1480. Round and round
in circles we go.Copy !req
1481. See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.Copy !req
1482. It's about change.Copy !req
1483. But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.Copy !req
1484. I guess
what I'm trying to say...Copy !req
1485. is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...Copy !req
1486. but you could be more.Copy !req
1487. I'll just put this over here
for you.Copy !req
1488. Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.Copy !req
1489. All right,
I can figure this out.Copy !req
1490. It's just another spaceship.Copy !req
1491. Loyal Sakaarians...Copy !req
1492. Lord of Thunder
has stolen my shipCopy !req
1493. and my favorite champion.Copy !req
1494. Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.Copy !req
1495. Do not let him
leave this planet.Copy !req
1496. - Good shot!
- Thanks.Copy !req
1497. Open the doors.Copy !req
1498. Okay.Copy !req
1499. I hope that you're tougher
than you look.Copy !req
1500. Why?Copy !req
1501. Shouldn't we be shooting back
or something?Copy !req
1502. Yes, we should.Copy !req
1503. Where are the guns
on this ship?Copy !req
1504. There aren't any.Copy !req
1505. - It's a leisure vessel.
What?Copy !req
1506. Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,Copy !req
1507. orgies and stuff.Copy !req
1508. Did she just say
the GrandmasterCopy !req
1509. uses it for orgies?Copy !req
1510. Yeah.Copy !req
1511. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
1512. No!Copy !req
1513. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1514. Get inside!Copy !req
1515. In a minute.Copy !req
1516. I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.Copy !req
1517. No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.Copy !req
1518. You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.Copy !req
1519. None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!Copy !req
1520. Okay, come on.Copy !req
1521. There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.Copy !req
1522. That looks like a gun.Copy !req
1523. It's my birthdayCopy !req
1524. It's my birthdayCopy !req
1525. It's my birthdayCopy !req
1526. Yeah!Copy !req
1527. Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!Copy !req
1528. There she is.Copy !req
1529. Our ticket out of here.Copy !req
1530. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
1531. Thank you.Copy !req
1532. Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.Copy !req
1533. You wanna come?Copy !req
1534. You do seem likeCopy !req
1535. you're in desperate need
of leadership.Copy !req
1536. Why, thank you.Copy !req
1537. Here we go.Copy !req
1538. Shit.Copy !req
1539. Asgardians...Copy !req
1540. some misguided soul...Copy !req
1541. has stolen the Bifrost sword.Copy !req
1542. Tell us where it is...Copy !req
1543. or there will be consequences.Copy !req
1544. Bad ones.Copy !req
1545. Well?Copy !req
1546. You.Copy !req
1547. Well? Executioner?Copy !req
1548. Wait!Copy !req
1549. Wait!Copy !req
1550. I know where the sword is.Copy !req
1551. I never thought
I'd be back here.Copy !req
1552. I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.Copy !req
1553. I mean,
not that it's not nice.Copy !req
1554. It's just, it's on fire.Copy !req
1555. Here, up here
in the mountains.Copy !req
1556. Heat signatures.
People clustered together.Copy !req
1557. She's coming for them.Copy !req
1558. Okay, drop me off
at the palaceCopy !req
1559. - and I'll draw her away.
- And get yourself killed?Copy !req
1560. The people trapped down there
are all that matters.Copy !req
1561. While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you twoCopy !req
1562. to help get
everyone off Asgard.Copy !req
1563. How the hell are we supposed
to do that?Copy !req
1564. I have a man on the ground.Copy !req
1565. Asgard.Copy !req
1566. She's here.Copy !req
1567. Now the ship has a gun.Copy !req
1568. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1569. I found this in the armory.Copy !req
1570. Good luck.Copy !req
1571. Your Majesty...Copy !req
1572. don't die.Copy !req
1573. You know what I mean.Copy !req
1574. We must keep moving!Copy !req
1575. Go to the Bifrost!Copy !req
1576. Sister.Copy !req
1577. You're still alive.Copy !req
1578. I love what you've done
with the place.Copy !req
1579. Redecorating, I see.Copy !req
1580. It seems our father's solutionCopy !req
1581. to every problem
was to cover it up.Copy !req
1582. Or to cast it out.Copy !req
1583. He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.Copy !req
1584. You see?Copy !req
1585. You never knew him.Copy !req
1586. Not at his best.Copy !req
1587. Odin and I drowned
entire civilizationsCopy !req
1588. in blood and tears.Copy !req
1589. Where do you think
all this gold came from?Copy !req
1590. And then, one day...Copy !req
1591. he decided to become
a benevolent king.Copy !req
1592. To foster peace,
to protect life...Copy !req
1593. to have you.Copy !req
1594. I understand why you're angry.Copy !req
1595. And you are my sister,
and technicallyCopy !req
1596. have a claim to the throne.Copy !req
1597. And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.Copy !req
1598. But it can't be you.Copy !req
1599. You're just...
The worst.Copy !req
1600. Okay, get up.Copy !req
1601. You're in my seat.Copy !req
1602. You know,
Father once told me...Copy !req
1603. that a wise king
never seeks out war.Copy !req
1604. But must always
be ready for it.Copy !req
1605. Go back!Copy !req
1606. Go!Copy !req
1607. To be honest, I expected more.Copy !req
1608. Heimdall!Copy !req
1609. The sword!Copy !req
1610. Here's the difference
between us.Copy !req
1611. I'm Odin's firstborn...Copy !req
1612. the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.Copy !req
1613. - And you're nothing.Copy !req
1614. So simple,
even a blind man could see it.Copy !req
1615. Oh.Copy !req
1616. Now you remind me of Dad.Copy !req
1617. The stupid dog won't die!Copy !req
1618. Everything's gonna be
all right now. I got this.Copy !req
1619. You wanted to know who I am?Copy !req
1620. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
1621. You'll see!Copy !req
1622. You see?
No one's going anywhere.Copy !req
1623. I'll get that sword...Copy !req
1624. even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.Copy !req
1625. Hey, man.Copy !req
1626. I'm Korg. This is Miek.Copy !req
1627. We're gonna jump
on that spaceshipCopy !req
1628. and get out of here.
Wanna come?Copy !req
1629. Your savior is here.Copy !req
1630. Did you miss me?Copy !req
1631. Everyone, on that ship now.Copy !req
1632. Welcome home.
I saw you coming.Copy !req
1633. Of course you did.Copy !req
1634. It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.Copy !req
1635. You see...Copy !req
1636. I'm not a queen or a monster.Copy !req
1637. I'm the Goddess of Death.Copy !req
1638. What were you
the god of, again?Copy !req
1639. Even when you had two eyes...Copy !req
1640. you'd see
only half the picture.Copy !req
1641. She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.Copy !req
1642. Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?Copy !req
1643. That hammer was to help you
control your power,Copy !req
1644. to focus it.Copy !req
1645. It was never your source
of strength.Copy !req
1646. It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.Copy !req
1647. Asgard is not a place.
Never was.Copy !req
1648. This could be Asgard.Copy !req
1649. Asgard is where
our people stand.Copy !req
1650. Even now, right now,
those people need your help.Copy !req
1651. I'm not as strong as you.Copy !req
1652. No...Copy !req
1653. you're stronger.Copy !req
1654. Tell me, brother.Copy !req
1655. What were you
the god of again?Copy !req
1656. - You're late.
- You're missing an eye.Copy !req
1657. This isn't over.Copy !req
1658. I think we should
disband the Revengers.Copy !req
1659. Hit her
with a lightning blast.Copy !req
1660. I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blastCopy !req
1661. in the history of lightning.Copy !req
1662. It did nothing.Copy !req
1663. We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.Copy !req
1664. It won't end there.Copy !req
1665. The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.Copy !req
1666. She'll hunt us down.Copy !req
1667. We need to stop her
here and now.Copy !req
1668. So what do we do?Copy !req
1669. I'm not doing "Get Help."Copy !req
1670. Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.Copy !req
1671. Loki...Copy !req
1672. this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.Copy !req
1673. This was about
causing Ragnarok.Copy !req
1674. Surtur's crown, the vault.Copy !req
1675. It's the only way.Copy !req
1676. Bold move, brother.Copy !req
1677. Even for me.Copy !req
1678. Shall we?Copy !req
1679. After you.Copy !req
1680. This is madness.Copy !req
1681. Go! Go, now!Copy !req
1682. For Asgard.Copy !req
1683. Hela!Copy !req
1684. With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.Copy !req
1685. Hela, enough!Copy !req
1686. You want Asgard, it's yours.Copy !req
1687. Whatever game you're playing,
it won't work.Copy !req
1688. You can't defeat me.Copy !req
1689. No, I know.Copy !req
1690. But he can.Copy !req
1691. No.Copy !req
1692. Tremble before me, Asgard!Copy !req
1693. I am your reckoning!Copy !req
1694. The people are safe.Copy !req
1695. That's all that matters.Copy !req
1696. We're fulfilling
the prophecy.Copy !req
1697. I hate this prophecy.Copy !req
1698. So do I,
but we have no choice.Copy !req
1699. Surtur destroys Asgard...Copy !req
1700. he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.Copy !req
1701. But we need to let him
finish the job,Copy !req
1702. - otherwise...Copy !req
1703. No!Copy !req
1704. Hulk, stop, you moron!Copy !req
1705. Hulk, stop.Copy !req
1706. Just for once in your life,
don't smash.Copy !req
1707. Big monster!Copy !req
1708. Let's go!Copy !req
1709. Fine.Copy !req
1710. I am Asgard's doom!Copy !req
1711. The damage is not too bad.Copy !req
1712. As long as the foundations
are still strong...Copy !req
1713. we can rebuild this place.Copy !req
1714. It will become a haven...Copy !req
1715. for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.Copy !req
1716. Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.Copy !req
1717. What have I done?Copy !req
1718. You saved us from extinction.Copy !req
1719. Asgard is not a place...Copy !req
1720. it's a people.Copy !req
1721. It suits you.Copy !req
1722. Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.Copy !req
1723. Maybe not.Copy !req
1724. Thank you.Copy !req
1725. If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.Copy !req
1726. I'm here.Copy !req
1727. Your throne.Copy !req
1728. So. King of Asgard.Copy !req
1729. Where to?Copy !req
1730. I'm not sure.Copy !req
1731. Any suggestions?Copy !req
1732. Miek, where are you from?Copy !req
1733. Oh, Miek's dead.Copy !req
1734. Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.Copy !req
1735. I've just felt so guilty,Copy !req
1736. I've been carrying him around
all day.Copy !req
1737. - Miek, you're alive!Copy !req
1738. He's alive, guys.Copy !req
1739. What was
your question again, bro?Copy !req
1740. Earth it is.Copy !req
1741. Do you really think
it's a good ideaCopy !req
1742. to go back to Earth?Copy !req
1743. Yes, of course.Copy !req
1744. The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.Copy !req
1745. Let me rephrase that.Copy !req
1746. Do you really think
it's a good ideaCopy !req
1747. to bring me back to Earth?Copy !req
1748. Probably not, to be honest.Copy !req
1749. I wouldn't worry, brother.Copy !req
1750. I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.Copy !req
1751. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1752. Oh.Copy !req
1753. I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.Copy !req
1754. This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!Copy !req
1755. Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.Copy !req
1756. Come on. No?Copy !req
1757. Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.Copy !req
1758. Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.Copy !req
1759. So, you're welcome.Copy !req
1760. And, uh, it's a tie.Copy !req