1. Oh, great and mighty Rapu...Copy !req
2. we pray to you for water and sustenance.Copy !req
3. I pray to you, not for me,
but for my daughter.Copy !req
4. I'm tired.Copy !req
5. You have suffered.Copy !req
6. Come to me.Copy !req
7. Come to me.Copy !req
8. You have suffered.Copy !req
9. Come to me.Copy !req
10. You have suffered.Copy !req
11. What do we have here?Copy !req
12. Look at it.Copy !req
13. It's gobbling up all my fruit.Copy !req
14. Rapu.Copy !req
15. Bringer of Light.Copy !req
16. Oh, it's one of mine.Copy !req
17. I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.Copy !req
18. We have lost everything, my lord.Copy !req
19. The land is dry.Copy !req
20. All life is lost.Copy !req
21. But our faith in you never wavered
and now we await the promise...Copy !req
22. of the eternal reward.Copy !req
23. Is this why you celebrate?Copy !req
24. He thinks there's an eternal reward.Copy !req
25. No. No, sorry.Copy !req
26. There's no eternal reward for you, dog!Copy !req
27. What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.Copy !req
28. We just vanquished
the holder of the Necrosword...Copy !req
29. - You have suffered.
- ...before he could harm...Copy !req
30. - any other gods with that cursed blade.
- If it's revenge you seek.Copy !req
31. He threatened to end my entire empire.Copy !req
32. But, my lord...Copy !req
33. your empire has already ended.Copy !req
34. There's no one left to worship you.Copy !req
35. There'll be more followers to replace you.Copy !req
36. There always are.Copy !req
37. We have suffered...Copy !req
38. and we have starved.Copy !req
39. My daughter died...Copy !req
40. - in your name.
- And well you should.Copy !req
41. Suffering for your gods is your
only purpose.Copy !req
42. There's nothing for you after death.Copy !req
43. Except death.Copy !req
44. You are no god.Copy !req
45. I renounce you.Copy !req
46. Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.Copy !req
47. To sacrifice yourself to me.Copy !req
48. If it's revenge you seek...Copy !req
49. ...kill all the gods.Copy !req
50. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
51. If it's revenge you seek...Copy !req
52. summon the Bifrost.Copy !req
53. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
54. - Kill all the gods.
- Summon the Bifrost.Copy !req
55. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
56. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
Kill all the gods.Copy !req
57. The sword chose you.Copy !req
58. You are now cursed!Copy !req
59. Funny.Copy !req
60. It doesn't feel like a curse.Copy !req
61. Feels like a promise.Copy !req
62. So, this is my vow.Copy !req
63. All gods will die.Copy !req
64. Come, come, gather round.Copy !req
65. And listen to the legend of the
Space Viking.Copy !req
66. AKA the God of Thunder.
AKA Thor Odinson.Copy !req
67. Raised in the way of the warrior...Copy !req
68. Thor was taught to help win battles...Copy !req
69. fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.Copy !req
70. He grew and he grew and he grew.Copy !req
71. He was sensitive, like a smile.Copy !req
72. And his loving nature did not discriminate.Copy !req
73. He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.Copy !req
74. Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman...Copy !req
75. on a Woman Wolf.Copy !req
76. But Thor's one true love was an
Earth woman named Jane Fonda.Copy !req
77. Wait. No. Jane Foster.Copy !req
78. But sadly, in the battle for love,
Thor lost.Copy !req
79. In fact, he lost a lot of people
in those days.Copy !req
80. His mum.Copy !req
81. His dad.Copy !req
82. And that guy.Copy !req
83. And that guy.Copy !req
84. And whoever that is.Copy !req
85. And Heimdall.Copy !req
86. And his brother.Copy !req
87. And his brother, again.Copy !req
88. And again.Copy !req
89. Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.Copy !req
90. And then he said, "What have I done?"Copy !req
91. It seemed that everything
and everyone he loved, he lost.Copy !req
92. And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod...Copy !req
93. so it could never be broken again.Copy !req
94. But just because he was done loving,
didn't mean he was done fighting.Copy !req
95. He teamed up
with the Guardians of the Galaxy...Copy !req
96. and set off on some classic
Thor adventures.Copy !req
97. He got in shape.Copy !req
98. Putting in the hard yards.Copy !req
99. Turning pains into gains,
and never skipping leg day.Copy !req
100. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.Copy !req
101. But beneath his God Bod,
there was still a Sad Bod...Copy !req
102. just trying to get out.Copy !req
103. Because all of the bods
that Thor had worn over the years...Copy !req
104. couldn't hide the pain
that he was feeling on the inside.Copy !req
105. So he gave up his search for love...Copy !req
106. accepting that he was only good
for one thing...Copy !req
107. Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say...Copy !req
108. "Thor, we need your
help to win this battle."Copy !req
109. Thor.Copy !req
110. We need your help to win this battle.Copy !req
111. Let's go.Copy !req
112. Okay. Come on, Storm breaker.Copy !req
113. Back to work.Copy !req
114. We must hurry, okay?Copy !req
115. People are dying.Copy !req
116. See you down there.Copy !req
117. Hurry up!Copy !req
118. Give me those.
You're gonna break 'em.Copy !req
119. I am Groot!Copy !req
120. You got sap all over it.Copy !req
121. - Hello, everybody.
- Well, well, look who it is.Copy !req
122. How are we doing, guys?Copy !req
123. Terrible!Copy !req
124. We're all about to die.Copy !req
125. You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.Copy !req
126. I said it was going to be,
"Like a relaxing holiday."Copy !req
127. But look at that resplendent skyscape.
Three suns of Saturn.Copy !req
128. What could be more relaxing than that?Copy !req
129. An actual holiday!Copy !req
130. Die Booskan scum!Copy !req
131. God of Thunder.Copy !req
132. King Yakan.Copy !req
133. You have finally joined our fight.Copy !req
134. Well, as they say,
"Better late than not at all."Copy !req
135. Yes, it's very nice.Copy !req
136. As you know,
we used to live in a peaceful oasis.Copy !req
137. - But then our gods were murdered.
- Murdered?Copy !req
138. And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded...Copy !req
139. and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.Copy !req
140. It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.Copy !req
141. Not for long.Copy !req
142. King Yakan, tell them
what happened here today.Copy !req
143. Tell of the time that Thor...Copy !req
144. and his ragtag, motley crew
of misfit desperados...Copy !req
145. turned the tide of the battle...Copy !req
146. and etched their names in history.Copy !req
147. For the odds may be against us,
but I'll tell you this for free...Copy !req
148. Here it comes.Copy !req
149. This ends here and now!Copy !req
150. He's not going to go into
the temple, is he? No.Copy !req
151. Well done, everybody.Copy !req
152. We can collectively take credit for that
because we worked as a team.Copy !req
153. We used our hearts and our minds
to defeat the enemy...Copy !req
154. with minimal loss or damage.Copy !req
155. What a classic Thor adventure!Copy !req
156. Hurrah!Copy !req
157. Good book?Copy !req
158. Yeah.Copy !req
159. I wrote it.Copy !req
160. Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?Copy !req
161. I am.Copy !req
162. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
163. How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?Copy !req
164. It's tough.Copy !req
165. - Yeah.
- Really tough.Copy !req
166. It's... You need a 3D model.Copy !req
167. You ever see Event Horizon?Copy !req
168. No.Copy !req
169. - Interstellar?
- No.Copy !req
170. That movie explains everything
really clearly.Copy !req
171. All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...Copy !req
172. folds space, so that point A and
point B...Copy !req
173. coexist in space and time.Copy !req
174. Like that.Copy !req
175. You just ruined your own book.Copy !req
176. Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.Copy !req
177. Watch those movies.Copy !req
178. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
179. Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.Copy !req
180. So, how's it going?Copy !req
181. It's going amazing.Copy !req
182. Have you told anyone else besides me?Copy !req
183. When people find out they start
acting weird. They're just different.Copy !req
184. I don't need that in my life right now.Copy !req
185. Anyway, it's not that serious.Copy !req
186. Jane, it's Stage Four.Copy !req
187. Out of, like, how many stages?Copy !req
188. Four.Copy !req
189. That we know about.Copy !req
190. Oh, you have somewhere else
you gotta be right now...Copy !req
191. that's more important than chemo?Copy !req
192. No.Copy !req
193. You're trying to get back to the lab,
aren't you?Copy !req
194. I have a few ideas I'm trying.Copy !req
195. Okay, no, time out.Copy !req
196. I know you think your lab work is
something you have to do...Copy !req
197. otherwise you're letting down
all of civilization...Copy !req
198. but you're not getting what the universe
is actually trying to tell you...Copy !req
199. so let me translate.Copy !req
200. Slow down.Copy !req
201. You need your energy to fight this thing.Copy !req
202. I'll fight it my way, okay?Copy !req
203. Well, FYI...Copy !req
204. "my way" does not have to equal
alone in a lab.Copy !req
205. Maybe it's time to
play the Space Viking card.Copy !req
206. It's not a card.Copy !req
207. Yes, it is.Copy !req
208. - There's no card.
- There's a card.Copy !req
209. It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.Copy !req
210. It's a handsome card.Copy !req
211. - Jane, are you sure?
- Look, Darcy...Copy !req
212. I will figure this out by myself.Copy !req
213. Results are still coming back the same.Copy !req
214. I'm afraid the chemo has
very little effect.Copy !req
215. I'm so sorry, Jane.Copy !req
216. If there's anything I can do,
or if you just wanna talk, call me.Copy !req
217. Smell like a king, because you're worthy.Copy !req
218. Old Spice.Copy !req
219. Cut!Copy !req
220. Look at this place.
It's beautiful.Copy !req
221. Home.Copy !req
222. Yes, home, Father.Copy !req
223. We're here to take you home.Copy !req
224. Yes. To planet Asgard.Copy !req
225. Asgard is not a planet, my sons.Copy !req
226. It is people.
It is you!Copy !req
227. And now, it is time for me
to pass on to the spirit realm.Copy !req
228. I will take my place...Copy !req
229. in the great banqueting hall
of Valhalla...Copy !req
230. the resting place of the gods.Copy !req
231. Oh, one more thing.Copy !req
232. You have a sister.Copy !req
233. And so now, I turn into godly stardust...Copy !req
234. and say farewell.Copy !req
235. Oh, look.Copy !req
236. Do you see? It's happening.Copy !req
237. I'm disappearing.Copy !req
238. No!Copy !req
239. Father!Copy !req
240. But wait! Brother!Copy !req
241. An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.Copy !req
242. Transform!Copy !req
243. I am Hela, Goddess of Death.Copy !req
244. Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne...Copy !req
245. and no one will stop me!Copy !req
246. Join me or die!Copy !req
247. We will never join you, witch!
Mjolnir!Copy !req
248. Impossible!Copy !req
249. I broke your hammer!Copy !req
250. Time to die!Copy !req
251. Bifrost!Copy !req
252. You can almost feel the power...Copy !req
253. of these magnificent and immovable stones.Copy !req
254. Okay. Let's head back to the village...Copy !req
255. where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.Copy !req
256. Come on.Copy !req
257. God of Disaster...Copy !req
258. we thank you.Copy !req
259. We feared we would be at war forever
without the protection of our gods...Copy !req
260. but now, peace shall reign.Copy !req
261. In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.Copy !req
262. As is tradition, the protectors of our
world are bestowed with great beasts.Copy !req
263. Giant goats!Copy !req
264. Look at those! They are wonderful.Copy !req
265. Korg, look at that.
Those things are beautiful.Copy !req
266. King Yakan, thank you so much.Copy !req
267. Listen, about the temple...Copy !req
268. I don't wanna talk about the temple.Copy !req
269. I know, but if we were to talk about it,
I think it's important...Copy !req
270. - It's making me sad.
- ...to life and material objects...Copy !req
271. - And mad.
- Okay, I'll stop talking.Copy !req
272. Don't forget the goats.Copy !req
273. Which you accepted,
and now must take with you.Copy !req
274. No backsies.Copy !req
275. - They are beautiful.
- Yes, they are beautiful.Copy !req
276. They also scream quite a lot.Copy !req
277. They'll be fine.Copy !req
278. I am Groot.Copy !req
279. We need to find the damn remote
so we can download the distress signal!Copy !req
280. Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?Copy !req
281. One of your goats probably ate it!Copy !req
282. Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
283. Well, I ain't digging through their crap.Copy !req
284. I love them!
They should live with us forever!Copy !req
285. Found the remote!Copy !req
286. I'm putting them down.Copy !req
287. - Me too.
- Is it working or not?Copy !req
288. No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.Copy !req
289. - Well, maybe you need to find a charger...
- Get out of my way!Copy !req
290. Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
291. - Korg, you okay?
- Yeah, bro. All good.Copy !req
292. All right. Everybody, just relax.
The goats are gonna be fine.Copy !req
293. If not, we can just use them
for meat...Copy !req
294. ...ting people.Copy !req
295. Meeting people.
They're a great conversation starter.Copy !req
296. And I've been told you can summon them
with a special whistle...Copy !req
297. that goes something like this...Copy !req
298. No, that's not it.
No, that's not it.Copy !req
299. No, that's not it.
You have a go.Copy !req
300. No, that's not it.Copy !req
301. - Oh, hey, guys.
- Kraglin!Copy !req
302. No, that's not it.Copy !req
303. - You been here this whole time?
- Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.Copy !req
304. This is Glenda. We're married.Copy !req
305. I am Groot.Copy !req
306. What did we tell you
about jumpin' into new relationships?Copy !req
307. That I shouldn't be doing that.Copy !req
308. Yeah, you can't get married
on every single planet we land on.Copy !req
309. I am Groot.Copy !req
310. Finally!Copy !req
311. All right, here we go. Distress calls.Copy !req
312. Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!Copy !req
313. God Butcher?Copy !req
314. He left them hanging as a warning.Copy !req
315. Look at all of these gods, murdered.Copy !req
316. Our greatest champions,
now laid to waste.Copy !req
317. The horror.Copy !req
318. Who could have done something like this?Copy !req
319. Thor, where are you?Copy !req
320. Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.Copy !req
321. Play that one.Copy !req
322. - Thor, where are you?
- Sif?Copy !req
323. We need you here.Copy !req
324. My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.Copy !req
325. Start the ship, my friends.Copy !req
326. I don't know,
maybe we should split up.Copy !req
327. So many people to save,
I mean, look at all of these distress...Copy !req
328. calls.Copy !req
329. Thor.Copy !req
330. You gonna be okay?Copy !req
331. I admire your commitment to each other.
It's a beautiful thing.Copy !req
332. Alas, it's something I'll never have.Copy !req
333. Buddy, if I may...Copy !req
334. You may.Copy !req
335. After thousands of years of living, you
don't seem to know who the hell you are.Copy !req
336. I've been lost before.Copy !req
337. But then I found meaning, I found love.Copy !req
338. And yeah, it got taken from me,
and god, that hurts.Copy !req
339. But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.Copy !req
340. My hope for you is that
one day you will find something...Copy !req
341. to make you feel this shitty.Copy !req
342. I have loved before. It didn't work out.Copy !req
343. They either die a grismal death
or they dump you with a handwritten letter.Copy !req
344. I don't know which is worse, but it's why
I keep everyone at arm's length.Copy !req
345. You've grown too attached.
Damn it, I knew this would happen.Copy !req
346. You must go. I'll find Sif.Copy !req
347. You answer the other calls.
The galaxy needs its Guardians.Copy !req
348. - Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...
- I know it hurts.Copy !req
349. But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.Copy !req
350. To ease the pain, why don't you...Copy !req
351. take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?Copy !req
352. You're giving me my ship?Copy !req
353. Yes, she's yours.Copy !req
354. May you make as many memories with her
as I have.Copy !req
355. She's a temperamental old lass.Copy !req
356. Will serve you well in a tight pickle.Copy !req
357. - I'll start the ship.
- Thank you.Copy !req
358. Goodbye, old friend.Copy !req
359. A human handshake...Copy !req
360. to the Asgardian shake.Copy !req
361. Into the snake that you cannot trust.Copy !req
362. You're really dragging this out.Copy !req
363. And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.Copy !req
364. Let's go.Copy !req
365. Take care of my crew.
This is gonna be hard for them.Copy !req
366. Hurry up!Copy !req
367. Not her.Copy !req
368. Remember what I told you.Copy !req
369. You ever feel lost...Copy !req
370. just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.Copy !req
371. They'll tell you exactly who you are.Copy !req
372. All right. Bye.Copy !req
373. For what it's worth,
let's cling to the good memories.Copy !req
374. We Asgardians say, "May you travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.Copy !req
375. "I'll see you in Valhalla
where we shall drink mead and..."Copy !req
376. - They're gone.
- Alone again. Just me and you.Copy !req
377. Storm breaker!Copy !req
378. Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!Copy !req
379. So what do we do now, bro?Copy !req
380. Let's go get Sif!Copy !req
381. Who or what is that?Copy !req
382. Falligar, God of the Falligarians.Copy !req
383. One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.Copy !req
384. Oh, no.Copy !req
385. Sif, it's me, Thor.Copy !req
386. Odinson?Copy !req
387. You're missing an arm.Copy !req
388. I'm gonna get you home.Copy !req
389. No! Leave me here.Copy !req
390. I want to die a warrior's death.Copy !req
391. On the battlefield. In battle.Copy !req
392. And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.Copy !req
393. Oh, I hate to break it to you...Copy !req
394. but for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
you have to die in the battle.Copy !req
395. - You survived.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
396. Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.Copy !req
397. What happened here?Copy !req
398. I've been hunting a madman.Copy !req
399. I followed him here, but it was a trap.Copy !req
400. Who is this madman?Copy !req
401. The God Butcher is coming.Copy !req
402. He seeks the extinction of the gods.Copy !req
403. Asgard is next.Copy !req
404. Look, it's Thor!Copy !req
405. - Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.Copy !req
406. Hey!Copy !req
407. Who'd you piss off now?Copy !req
408. This is not my fault.
I've never even seen these things...Copy !req
409. whatever the hell they are.Copy !req
410. Welcome back.Copy !req
411. Who's the new guy?Copy !req
412. That guy? You're gonna love that guy.Copy !req
413. Mjolnir! Mjolnir!Copy !req
414. It's me, Thor.Copy !req
415. Have you seen my hammer?Copy !req
416. Mjolnir, here, boy.Copy !req
417. Mjolnir?Copy !req
418. Mjolnir.Copy !req
419. You're back!Copy !req
420. Mjolnir!Copy !req
421. Excuse me.Copy !req
422. Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.Copy !req
423. And that's my look.Copy !req
424. Hey!Copy !req
425. Enough tomfoolery.Copy !req
426. Why don't you take off that mask
and reveal yourself?Copy !req
427. Come on.Copy !req
428. Hey.Copy !req
429. Jane?Copy !req
430. Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.Copy !req
431. He was a God of Thunder
and she, a woman of science.Copy !req
432. And although
they were from different worlds...Copy !req
433. somehow, it just made sense.Copy !req
434. And together they embarked
on a journey of love.Copy !req
435. Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...Copy !req
436. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people.Copy !req
437. And as time passed,
their love grew deeper and deeper.Copy !req
438. She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?Copy !req
439. I need you to promise me
you'll always protect her.Copy !req
440. I love you too, buddy.Copy !req
441. And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.Copy !req
442. Thor set his sights toward a future...Copy !req
443. and all it might hold.Copy !req
444. But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
the more he feared losing that life.Copy !req
445. And although Jane
didn't want to admit it...Copy !req
446. she was scared of loss as well.Copy !req
447. And so, they built walls between them.Copy !req
448. Thor got busy saving humanity.Copy !req
449. Heimdall!Copy !req
450. And Jane got busy doing the same.Copy !req
451. Real busy.Copy !req
452. And eventually, the space between them grew
and grew until it became too wide to bear.Copy !req
453. Something had to give.Copy !req
454. I have to stay up all night
to go through this data. Okay?Copy !req
455. And I have to stay up all night
and clean all of this up.Copy !req
456. - There's two plates!
- It's two plates and two forks!Copy !req
457. And then, one night, it did give.Copy !req
458. Jane wrote a note.Copy !req
459. And Thor read that note.Copy !req
460. And their legend suddenly became myth.Copy !req
461. Or so they thought.Copy !req
462. You okay?Copy !req
463. Yeah, it's a little hot in...Copy !req
464. Startin' to feel...Copy !req
465. It's claustrophobic with the helmet.Copy !req
466. How?Copy !req
467. Can we talk about this later?Copy !req
468. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
469. Great seeing you.Copy !req
470. What?Copy !req
471. Kill all the gods.Copy !req
472. Hey. Is that the Necrosword?Copy !req
473. That's cool.
I've only ever read about it in stories.Copy !req
474. Then you know this is going to hurt.Copy !req
475. Pain.Copy !req
476. What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?Copy !req
477. Okay, that's very sharp!Copy !req
478. Ready?Copy !req
479. Don't touch my things.Copy !req
480. Yeah, you better run, you coward.Copy !req
481. The children. They're taking the children!Copy !req
482. Mommy!Copy !req
483. Mom!Copy !req
484. Shadow monsters. Disgusting.Copy !req
485. Flew around the world twice.
Nothing.Copy !req
486. Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them.Copy !req
487. - Quite a reunion, huh?
- You're telling me.Copy !req
488. What's it been?
Like, three, four years?Copy !req
489. Eight years, seven months, and six days.Copy !req
490. I haven't forgotten...Copy !req
491. the last time I saw you, or didn't see you,
because you left.Copy !req
492. It's kind of an oversimplification
to say that I left.Copy !req
493. No, you left.
You did.Copy !req
494. You wrote me a beautiful
handwritten letter.Copy !req
495. I should know, I was there.Copy !req
496. - You weren't there, actually, hence the note.
- I was.Copy !req
497. And if you weren't there to see me leave,
then maybe it was you that left.Copy !req
498. Fair point.Copy !req
499. Not that it matters.Copy !req
500. - Like, who's keeping track, right?
- No, yeah.Copy !req
501. I suppose we both left and both got left.Copy !req
502. Now you're leaving again.Copy !req
503. Miek, we need detailed accounts
from all the witnesses.Copy !req
504. Darryl, get me all the names of
the children who have been lost.Copy !req
505. Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken,
and I don't know where she is.Copy !req
506. And she'll be found.Copy !req
507. Guys, they're bleeding.
Get them to the infirmary. Now!Copy !req
508. Darryl!Copy !req
509. Majesty, should we start working
on a performance of this entire debacle?Copy !req
510. The people need entertainment.Copy !req
511. Particularly now, in times of crisis.Copy !req
512. Particularly.Copy !req
513. I did not hear a, "No."Copy !req
514. Nor did I.Copy !req
515. - Asgard. Night.
- Yes!Copy !req
516. We open on some sleeping children.Copy !req
517. So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?Copy !req
518. The old ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
519. Jodie Foster.Copy !req
520. Jane Foster.Copy !req
521. The one that got away.Copy !req
522. The one that got away.Copy !req
523. That means escaped.Copy !req
524. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.Copy !req
525. Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend...Copy !req
526. and your ex-hammer hangin' out,
and getting on so well.Copy !req
527. What you up to, bro?Copy !req
528. Come on.Copy !req
529. Come to daddy.Copy !req
530. Come on. Mjolnir.Copy !req
531. Hey! There you are.Copy !req
532. Hey.Copy !req
533. - Do you know what I think we should do?
- I was just calling you.Copy !req
534. - Start an army!
- With what? Half our soldiers are dead!Copy !req
535. Half our soldiers are always dead!Copy !req
536. - Everyone, please...
- Where are the children?Copy !req
537. ...go home.
I promise you we'll have news soon.Copy !req
538. Someone needs to tell us what happened.Copy !req
539. We shall find them.Copy !req
540. - I just don't understand.
- You know what?Copy !req
541. This is all our fault.Copy !req
542. Stop it!Copy !req
543. Asgard!Copy !req
544. My friends, we must not quarrel.Copy !req
545. In times like this, we need to unite,
come together.Copy !req
546. I see what's happening here.Copy !req
547. You're afraid.Copy !req
548. Scared.Copy !req
549. Afraid.Copy !req
550. Anxious.Copy !req
551. If we are to find the children,
we must first look within ourselves.Copy !req
552. I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard
to give a rousing speech with the... noise.Copy !req
553. - What are you doing?
- She's taking minutes.Copy !req
554. Precious minutes we don't have.Copy !req
555. You want the kids back?Copy !req
556. I'll be back in a minute.Copy !req
557. You can write that down, Miek.Copy !req
558. No!Copy !req
559. Storm breaker, what are you doing?
Is this about Mjolnir?Copy !req
560. Everyone, out!Copy !req
561. Didn't find them.Copy !req
562. Bae, your cape's on fire.Copy !req
563. It's fine. It'll grow back.Copy !req
564. I'm invoicing you for this.Copy !req
565. Listen.Copy !req
566. What do we know about this guy?Copy !req
567. - He travels through shadows.
- And he creates monsters with them.Copy !req
568. Absolutely freaky monsters.Copy !req
569. He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?Copy !req
570. Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.Copy !req
571. What's a Necrosword?Copy !req
572. It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
through hands since the dawn of time.Copy !req
573. It has the ability to slay gods...Copy !req
574. but it slowly corrupts and kills
whoever wields it, which means...Copy !req
575. - So, it infected him.
- It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.Copy !req
576. So basically, we're up against a cursed,
shadow-zombie kidnapper.Copy !req
577. Awesome. When do we leave?Copy !req
578. Thor.Copy !req
579. Can you see me?Copy !req
580. Floating head alert.Copy !req
581. It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.Copy !req
582. Astrid, are you okay?Copy !req
583. I no longer go by the name Astrid.Copy !req
584. I'm now known as Axl.Copy !req
585. He's a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.Copy !req
586. - G N' R.
- Astrid...Copy !req
587. your father gave you
a very tough Viking name...Copy !req
588. and I intend to honor his wishes.Copy !req
589. - Axl.
- Astrid.Copy !req
590. - I said Axl.
- Astrid.Copy !req
591. - Axl!
- It's asshole. Now listen to him!Copy !req
592. All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?Copy !req
593. I'm not sure. I don't know how to use
my magic eyes yet.Copy !req
594. Your father taught me
and I'm gonna teach you.Copy !req
595. I need you to focus and hold out your hand.Copy !req
596. Okay, good. Now focus.Copy !req
597. Close your eyes.Copy !req
598. Thor!Copy !req
599. Hey, how's it going, kids?Copy !req
600. "How's it going?" Look where we are.Copy !req
601. We're in a cage made of spikes.Copy !req
602. Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.Copy !req
603. Are you gonna do something?Copy !req
604. Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.Copy !req
605. I'm the vision ghost. Look.Copy !req
606. - See?
- What will happen to us?Copy !req
607. Who can tell? I mean,
this is a very, very bad situation.Copy !req
608. You know,
the good news is you're Asgardians.Copy !req
609. So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.Copy !req
610. Oh, my God. Go away.Copy !req
611. Wait, wait. Listen.Copy !req
612. Okay. It's all right, children.
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.Copy !req
613. Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting
together a really, really good team.Copy !req
614. We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie...Copy !req
615. my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole
other story I won't bore you with, okay?Copy !req
616. But it is a top-notch team...Copy !req
617. and we're gonna have you home
before you know it.Copy !req
618. Yeah.Copy !req
619. I know where you are.Copy !req
620. I'm gonna get you out of here.Copy !req
621. I'm scared. We all are.Copy !req
622. Thor! Thor! Save us.Copy !req
623. Get me out of here.
You take care, okay?Copy !req
624. Take care. I'll see you soon.
All right?Copy !req
625. Axl, get me out of here!Copy !req
626. They're in the Shadow Realm.Copy !req
627. How do you know?Copy !req
628. The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.Copy !req
629. It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.Copy !req
630. Well then, if it's color we need...Copy !req
631. let's bring the rainbow.Copy !req
632. "Bring the rainbow"?
Is that a catchphrase or something?Copy !req
633. She's only been a Thor for a minute.Copy !req
634. I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
But the rest of it, she needs work.Copy !req
635. - How many catchphrases have there been?
- A lot.Copy !req
636. Yep. Jumped the gun.Copy !req
637. Hang on, he moves through shadows
and he's going to the Shadow Realm...Copy !req
638. it seems like that's where
he's going to be the most powerful.Copy !req
639. You're right. We can't just go
marching in there. It could be a trap.Copy !req
640. We'd be endangering the children.Copy !req
641. We need reinforcements.
We must raise an army.Copy !req
642. Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?Copy !req
643. - I'm thinking it.
- What are we thinking?Copy !req
644. - Thinking what?
- I'm thinking it too.Copy !req
645. Omnipotence City.Copy !req
646. What's Omnipotence City?Copy !req
647. It's the home of the most powerful gods
in the universe.Copy !req
648. We could pull together
the greatest team ever.Copy !req
649. We could recruit Ra, Hercules...Copy !req
650. Tūmatauenga.Copy !req
651. Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus,
the oldest and wisest of them all.Copy !req
652. Did you say Zeus?Copy !req
653. Yeah, Zeus.Copy !req
654. Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?Copy !req
655. I'm not sure if he has a second name.Copy !req
656. Do you think my god will be there,
Ninny of the Nonny?Copy !req
657. You never know, Korg. But if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.Copy !req
658. Yes.Copy !req
659. Storm breaker.Copy !req
660. All right. Calm down. Relax.Copy !req
661. No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.Copy !req
662. Look what just happened.Copy !req
663. We can't exactly go in your tiny, little,
flying portal horse, can we?Copy !req
664. We won't all fit.Copy !req
665. What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.Copy !req
666. Stormbreaker's awesome too.Copy !req
667. Storm breaker just needs a conduit.Copy !req
668. Anything that can handle space travel.Copy !req
669. I love it when she talks shop.Copy !req
670. It has the power to get us there...Copy !req
671. it just needs something to focus
that energy so it's not so unpredictable.Copy !req
672. You know, if we had a ship
we could harness it...Copy !req
673. and use Storm breaker as a power source.Copy !req
674. - Oh, like an engine.
- Like an engine.Copy !req
675. You need a ship?Copy !req
676. I've got a ship.Copy !req
677. Get rid of all those seats.Copy !req
678. And you guys,
go tie those goats to the front.Copy !req
679. We leave in 15 minutes.Copy !req
680. Essentials only, everyone.Copy !req
681. That's essential.Copy !req
682. Fifteen minutes to departure!Copy !req
683. Well, you moved on quick, didn't you?Copy !req
684. You're some piece of work.Copy !req
685. - Oh, hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
686. - Just catching up with an old friend.
- Yeah.Copy !req
687. I've been meaning to apologize.Copy !req
688. Sorta acting a little weird before.
I just haven't really been myself lately.Copy !req
689. You know, kind of...Copy !req
690. Trying to figure out who I am,
and just felt a little bit lost.Copy !req
691. And then, all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me...Copy !req
692. and it was kind of...Copy !req
693. It's a lot for me, too.Copy !req
694. So, how did you guys get together?
How did this happen?Copy !req
695. I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.Copy !req
696. Ah, did it?Copy !req
697. And so I came here to investigate...Copy !req
698. and its pieces started
glowing and swirling, and then...Copy !req
699. Crazy.Copy !req
700. ...Thor.Copy !req
701. Well, you know what,
it looks good on you, it works, so...Copy !req
702. Just checking.Copy !req
703. See you later.Copy !req
704. Five minutes to departure!Copy !req
705. What?Copy !req
706. We were just talking.Copy !req
707. Mommy, don't leave me.Copy !req
708. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
709. Even when I'm gone, honey...Copy !req
710. You won't be alone.Copy !req
711. And whatever happens...Copy !req
712. never stop fighting.Copy !req
713. Never stop fighting.Copy !req
714. Hey. You all right?Copy !req
715. Great.Copy !req
716. The sink would say otherwise.Copy !req
717. You think I really should be coming?Copy !req
718. I'm not getting any better.Copy !req
719. You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.Copy !req
720. Besides, what else are you gonna do?Copy !req
721. You're a Viking now.Copy !req
722. Means you pretty much
have to die in battle...Copy !req
723. and it needs to be devastatingly painful.Copy !req
724. Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.Copy !req
725. That's my plan.Copy !req
726. What about, you know, kinging and stuff?Copy !req
727. I love being king.
I love my people...Copy !req
728. but it's all meetings and raven-mail...Copy !req
729. and meetings that could've been raven-mail.Copy !req
730. I miss fighting.Copy !req
731. I miss my sisters.Copy !req
732. Which is why you need to come,
'cause I need one.Copy !req
733. Okay, we should go.Copy !req
734. You packed?Copy !req
735. Are you packed?Copy !req
736. Yes!Copy !req
737. A hand grenade?Copy !req
738. No. It's a portable speaker.Copy !req
739. Let's go.Copy !req
740. If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps?Copy !req
741. I got you.Copy !req
742. My fellow Asgardians...Copy !req
743. Wish us well, for we shall travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.Copy !req
744. We will return with children.Copy !req
745. Many children.Copy !req
746. And then we shall feast!Copy !req
747. Not on the children.Copy !req
748. We do not do that anymore.Copy !req
749. Those were dark times. Shameful times.Copy !req
750. Okay, we should go.Copy !req
751. So, you still rollerblading?Copy !req
752. No. No. You?Copy !req
753. Oh, yeah. Every weekend.Copy !req
754. Once you blade, you never fade.
Right, Korg?Copy !req
755. Skate mates for life!Copy !req
756. - Hey, can I run something by you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
757. So, I was thinking...Copy !req
758. when we get to the bad guy, what about
if I had, like, a cool catchphrase?Copy !req
759. Like, "Eat this hammer!"Copy !req
760. Or, like, "Check out my hammer."Copy !req
761. Like, what about...Copy !req
762. No...
I'm work shopping it.Copy !req
763. No, they are all really good.
Mine is...Copy !req
764. "This ends here and now."Copy !req
765. Oh, that's such a good one.Copy !req
766. Took me a long time to perfect it.Copy !req
767. You'll get there.
You just need to practice.Copy !req
768. Just my first bad guy.Copy !req
769. You never forget your first.Copy !req
770. Yeah.Copy !req
771. So, you got a girlfriend?Copy !req
772. No, no. Too busy, don't have time,
you know?Copy !req
773. Just the work and everything.Copy !req
774. Cool. Gonna check this place out.Copy !req
775. So cool.Copy !req
776. Who's so cool?Copy !req
777. The buildings are cool.Copy !req
778. - What's happening there?
- Where?Copy !req
779. Am I sensing feelings?Copy !req
780. Feelings? What, for Jane?Copy !req
781. No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.Copy !req
782. The last time we had feelings were...Copy !req
783. long time ago. Long, long gone.
I think you...Copy !req
784. - Maybe you have feelings.
- Right.Copy !req
785. - Mate, relax. We're on the same team.
- I don't know.Copy !req
786. Know exactly what team we're on, okay?Copy !req
787. Team Jane.Copy !req
788. Thing about Thor
is that he always bounces back.Copy !req
789. - Yeah.
- Like when Hela stole his hammer...Copy !req
790. he went and built an axe which was forged
in the heart of a dying star.Copy !req
791. And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.Copy !req
792. That's a good one.Copy !req
793. What a neat story!Copy !req
794. With all this talk
about chopping off heads...Copy !req
795. I wanna have a go.Copy !req
796. What's this?Copy !req
797. This is Octy.
Hello, Octy.Copy !req
798. How are you?Copy !req
799. You know what Octy loves?Copy !req
800. Having his head ripped off!Copy !req
801. What?
You liked it a second ago.Copy !req
802. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
803. Octy's gone.Copy !req
804. Come on.Copy !req
805. I'm scared.Copy !req
806. Look at you.Copy !req
807. I knew a little girl just like you.Copy !req
808. And she was brave,
and she was smart...Copy !req
809. and funny and she liked to draw.Copy !req
810. Let me ask you a question...Copy !req
811. about gods.Copy !req
812. They're meant to protect you, right?Copy !req
813. Well, where are they?Copy !req
814. - Thor is on his way.
- Yeah!Copy !req
815. Yes. I'm counting on that.Copy !req
816. That's why you're here.Copy !req
817. It's invitation only, so we're gonna have
to keep a low profile and blend in.Copy !req
818. Luckily, disguises are my specialty.Copy !req
819. Greek philosopher?Copy !req
820. Got us these.Copy !req
821. What are those?Copy !req
822. Actual disguises.Copy !req
823. They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.Copy !req
824. Every color signifies a different emotion.Copy !req
825. Where are the emotion gods?Copy !req
826. Don't ask.Copy !req
827. Holy shit.Copy !req
828. Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.Copy !req
829. This is where the most powerful
creator gods in the universe hang out.Copy !req
830. There's the god of magic,
the god of dreams...Copy !req
831. the god of carpentry.Copy !req
832. Look at that one.Copy !req
833. Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.Copy !req
834. - Hey, Bao!
- Bao.Copy !req
835. Look up there, guys!Copy !req
836. That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.Copy !req
837. Hey, Ninny Nonny!Copy !req
838. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
839. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
840. Yes.Copy !req
841. I am Zeus!Copy !req
842. There he is!Copy !req
843. The man, the myth, the legend.Copy !req
844. I don't know if you know this...Copy !req
845. but I base a lot of what I do
on this guy.Copy !req
846. He's the god of lightning,
I'm the god of thunder.Copy !req
847. - Huge source of inspiration.
- That's really good.Copy !req
848. You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.Copy !req
849. How do we get up there?
Do we just, like, fly?Copy !req
850. No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.Copy !req
851. He's famous for his entrances.Copy !req
852. Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!Copy !req
853. Yes!Copy !req
854. Zeus!Copy !req
855. Yes! Thunderbolt!Copy !req
856. Order.Copy !req
857. Order!Copy !req
858. Silence! Silence!Copy !req
859. I hereby open...Copy !req
860. this holy council of the god.Copy !req
861. Where we have many, many serious matter
to be talk about.Copy !req
862. Such as...Copy !req
863. where are we going
to hold this year's orgy?Copy !req
864. Is this guy for real?Copy !req
865. Honestly, I'm not mad at it.Copy !req
866. Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?Copy !req
867. Sorry.Copy !req
868. So now we're going to
announce the winner...Copy !req
869. of the, "Most human souls sacrificed
in the name of a god."Copy !req
870. Okay, maybe he's not that great.Copy !req
871. Oh, no, not good.Copy !req
872. No, I don't think it's gonna get
any better than this.Copy !req
873. Look, these gods aren't gonna help.Copy !req
874. But that thunderbolt,
I think that might be of use.Copy !req
875. Jane, you go right.
Thor, you go left.Copy !req
876. We bum-rush him, take the bolt,
ding-dong.Copy !req
877. - All right, let's go get it!
- No, no, no, wait!Copy !req
878. There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.Copy !req
879. Especially not Zeus' bum.Copy !req
880. When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.Copy !req
881. The time is right now.Copy !req
882. Time is not right now.Copy !req
883. Who is talking?Copy !req
884. Who is talking?Copy !req
885. - These guys.
- Korg, shut up.Copy !req
886. Do you have something to say to the group?Copy !req
887. Sorry.Copy !req
888. I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.Copy !req
889. Literally, heads will roll.Copy !req
890. Who are you two?Copy !req
891. Hello.Copy !req
892. Let me be the first to say it is an honor
and a privilege to be...Copy !req
893. No, I can't hear you.Copy !req
894. Why don't you take the stage?Copy !req
895. The stage down there?Copy !req
896. Well, yes. You see the area
that looks very much like a stage?Copy !req
897. Got ya.Copy !req
898. Coming through.Copy !req
899. Oops. Sorry.Copy !req
900. Good luck, bro.Copy !req
901. Mighty Zeus!Copy !req
902. Wow!Copy !req
903. Gods of the universe...Copy !req
904. I come here to ask for your help,
to raise an army.Copy !req
905. There's a maniac called the God Butcher
who seeks to end us all.Copy !req
906. His destruction is everywhere.Copy !req
907. Entire planets, realms...Copy !req
908. have been left completely unprotected.Copy !req
909. He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.Copy !req
910. But I know where he is...Copy !req
911. and with your help we can crush him
before he kills anyone else.Copy !req
912. That guy...Copy !req
913. he killed a couple of low-level god.Copy !req
914. Boo-hoo.Copy !req
915. If that's all...Copy !req
916. pretty boy...Copy !req
917. you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.Copy !req
918. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Did you not hear any of what I just said?Copy !req
919. He's murdering en masse.Copy !req
920. I tell you one time...Copy !req
921. now, you shut up.Copy !req
922. You be quiet.Copy !req
923. Because you are this close
to being uninvited to the orgy.Copy !req
924. Zeus, we must do something.Copy !req
925. You cannot come to the orgy!Copy !req
926. - You have to listen to us!
- That's it!Copy !req
927. Shackle!Copy !req
928. Your Highness, whenever you're ready,
you just tell me.Copy !req
929. - We go on my signal.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
930. What is the signal?Copy !req
931. It'll be, "Go."Copy !req
932. Let's see who you are.Copy !req
933. I take off your disguise.Copy !req
934. And flick!Copy !req
935. You flicked too hard, damn it!Copy !req
936. Should we help him?Copy !req
937. I mean, eventually.Copy !req
938. Grape?Copy !req
939. Looks like a shy courgette.Copy !req
940. And what about the others?Copy !req
941. We take off their disguise too.Copy !req
942. Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.Copy !req
943. It's cool.Copy !req
944. Disguise gone!Copy !req
945. Disguise off. Cool?Copy !req
946. Asgardians.Copy !req
947. I thought we'd seen the last of you
when Odin died.Copy !req
948. You are Thor...Copy !req
949. the God of Thunder.Copy !req
950. But is not thunder
just the sound of lightning?Copy !req
951. Good one, Dad.Copy !req
952. Zeus, this is bigger than us.Copy !req
953. He's taken Asgardian children.Copy !req
954. Who do you think we are?
The god police?Copy !req
955. Every god watches over their own peoples.Copy !req
956. Nothing more, nothing less.Copy !req
957. Asgardian problems...Copy !req
958. are Asgardian problems.Copy !req
959. How the mighty have fallen.Copy !req
960. My hero, Zeus...Copy !req
961. afraid.Copy !req
962. Couple of thing.Copy !req
963. One, yes, I am scared.Copy !req
964. Gorr has the Necrosword...Copy !req
965. which means he could kill us.Copy !req
966. Not good. Two...Copy !req
967. I know you're trying
to do the right thing.Copy !req
968. I understand.Copy !req
969. But all you do is cause a panic.Copy !req
970. Panic is not good.Copy !req
971. We are safe here.Copy !req
972. You, my friend. You are safe here.Copy !req
973. So, chill, baby cake.Copy !req
974. Have some wine, have some grape.Copy !req
975. Anything goes here...Copy !req
976. in Omnipotence City.Copy !req
977. Three, don't talk back to Zeus.Copy !req
978. I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.Copy !req
979. Now I put your clothes back on!Copy !req
980. Flick, flick.Copy !req
981. For this is the Golden Temple of the god.Copy !req
982. It's not a rudie-nudie festival.Copy !req
983. If you're not gonna help us,
then at least let us use your weapon.Copy !req
984. We need your lightning bolt.Copy !req
985. My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.Copy !req
986. So, I think to use
somebody's secret weapon like this...Copy !req
987. that you should at least get the name right
when you ask.Copy !req
988. Can I borrow Thunderbolt?Copy !req
989. Thunderbolt!Copy !req
990. No!Copy !req
991. Do not worry.Copy !req
992. The God Butcher...Copy !req
993. he will not reach Eternity.Copy !req
994. Eternity?Copy !req
995. What does he mean, reach Eternity?Copy !req
996. Oh, shit.Copy !req
997. Eternity is a very powerful being
at the center of the universe.Copy !req
998. It will grant the desire
of the first person who reaches it.Copy !req
999. So, it's like a wishing well?Copy !req
1000. What do you think a guy called
the God Butcher would wish for?Copy !req
1001. If he seeks the Altar of Eternity,
that means he could wipe us out at once.Copy !req
1002. Zeus, we must act now.Copy !req
1003. He's not going to make it.Copy !req
1004. He doesn't have the key.Copy !req
1005. Is this the purpose of the gods?Copy !req
1006. To hide away in a golden
palace like cowards?Copy !req
1007. Maybe we have lost our way.Copy !req
1008. You know what?
We'll stop him ourselves.Copy !req
1009. I am afraid I cannot allow that.Copy !req
1010. This is a secret place...Copy !req
1011. known only to the gods.Copy !req
1012. You know where we are.Copy !req
1013. The God Butcher could use you
to find us.Copy !req
1014. This is no good.Copy !req
1015. So now...Copy !req
1016. you must stay.Copy !req
1017. Guards!Copy !req
1018. Hey.Copy !req
1019. Can we do my plan now?Copy !req
1020. Yes. Rush his bum.Copy !req
1021. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
1022. You didn't say, "Go."Copy !req
1023. Coming, guys!Copy !req
1024. Thor, catch!Copy !req
1025. Korg!Copy !req
1026. Val, duck!Copy !req
1027. Korg!Copy !req
1028. Thor.Copy !req
1029. Oh, no. No. Korg!Copy !req
1030. Thor, I'm perishing!Copy !req
1031. Zeus!Copy !req
1032. You're next, Odinson!Copy !req
1033. That's the sound of lightning.Copy !req
1034. No!Copy !req
1035. Korgi. Korgi!Copy !req
1036. Thor.Copy !req
1037. - Korgi?
- I'm down here.Copy !req
1038. Where? Where are you?
I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.Copy !req
1039. - Korg. Korgi!
- Here I am!Copy !req
1040. I didn't die!Copy !req
1041. Oh, my God.
Yes! You're alive!Copy !req
1042. Turns out the only part of a Kronan
that's alive is his mouth.Copy !req
1043. Korgi, listen.
I need you to call the goats.Copy !req
1044. I'll do my best.Copy !req
1045. Guard him with your life.Copy !req
1046. I will.Copy !req
1047. Ready to go for a ride?Copy !req
1048. Now you've got my six.Copy !req
1049. Eight o'clock, Val.Copy !req
1050. 7:48.Copy !req
1051. I can do this, damn it.Copy !req
1052. No, that's not it. No, that's not it.Copy !req
1053. Nope.Copy !req
1054. Come on, Korg, purse those lips.Copy !req
1055. I did it!Copy !req
1056. And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us...Copy !req
1057. and we flew out the window.
The end.Copy !req
1058. Another classic Thor adventure.Copy !req
1059. I can't believe you killed Zeus.Copy !req
1060. Well, you know what they say,
never meet your heroes.Copy !req
1061. But what's important is
we are on our way to you right now.Copy !req
1062. How are you guys doing?
Are you okay?Copy !req
1063. We're all right. A little scared.Copy !req
1064. Well, listen, I know
what it's like to be scared.Copy !req
1065. And I'll tell you,
when I was your age...Copy !req
1066. I don't think I would have been
as brave as you.Copy !req
1067. Really?Copy !req
1068. In fact, might just be
the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.Copy !req
1069. All of you.Copy !req
1070. So I need you to
keep being brave, all right?Copy !req
1071. And take care of each other.
You're a team now.Copy !req
1072. Team Kids in a Cage.Copy !req
1073. Can you do that?Copy !req
1074. Yeah. I think we can do that.Copy !req
1075. I know you can.Copy !req
1076. Right?Copy !req
1077. - Thor?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1078. I'm glad I met my hero.Copy !req
1079. Oh, thanks, buddy.Copy !req
1080. How are the children?Copy !req
1081. As you can imagine, they're a little bit
scared because they're kids...Copy !req
1082. but I told them that
everything is going to plan.Copy !req
1083. Oh, so you lied to them?Copy !req
1084. We still have a plan?Copy !req
1085. - Yes, there's a plan.
- There's no plan.Copy !req
1086. - There is a plan.
- No. There's no plan.Copy !req
1087. We failed to raise a god army...Copy !req
1088. Korg is dead.Copy !req
1089. - He's not dead.
- I'm not dead.Copy !req
1090. Well, he's a head. And you...Copy !req
1091. you got properly humiliated.Copy !req
1092. No, I got properly naked,
which I am okay with.Copy !req
1093. - Jane?
- I was okay with it.Copy !req
1094. - Korg?
- I loved it.Copy !req
1095. The point is,
we are going into the Shadow Realm...Copy !req
1096. weaker than we were before.Copy !req
1097. I mean, we're gonna die.Copy !req
1098. - No one's gonna die, okay?
- Really?Copy !req
1099. Everything is fine.
We did great back there.Copy !req
1100. - We killed Zeus!
- You killed Zeus.Copy !req
1101. I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic
for the whole universe...Copy !req
1102. and, sure, the entire god kingdom
is probably going...Copy !req
1103. to hunt us down
for the rest of our days...Copy !req
1104. but listen, you stole
this beautiful weapon.Copy !req
1105. All right? This is the army right here.Copy !req
1106. It's sleek, it's slender,
it's powerful, it's beautiful...Copy !req
1107. For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.Copy !req
1108. I mean, it's not really what I'm into...Copy !req
1109. 'cause I've got my weapon out there.Copy !req
1110. Can I borrow that for a second?Copy !req
1111. There you are, old friend.Copy !req
1112. That was quite an entrance back there.Copy !req
1113. Listen...Copy !req
1114. are we good?Copy !req
1115. Yeah?Copy !req
1116. I mean, I know it's a little weird
having my ex-weapon around...Copy !req
1117. but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.Copy !req
1118. It's you and me now, buddy.Copy !req
1119. You know what?Copy !req
1120. I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?Copy !req
1121. Delicious.Copy !req
1122. I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.Copy !req
1123. Hey.Copy !req
1124. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1125. It's quite the view, huh?Copy !req
1126. Yeah. Beautiful.Copy !req
1127. I just want to say that was very, very
impressive what you did back there.Copy !req
1128. You and Mjolnir, you know.Copy !req
1129. Yeah.Copy !req
1130. - Space dolphins.
- What?Copy !req
1131. You should see some space dolphins...Copy !req
1132. What?Copy !req
1133. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1134. Beautiful.Copy !req
1135. So beautiful. So rare.Copy !req
1136. Very loyal creatures.Copy !req
1137. They mate for life, in packs of six.Copy !req
1138. Just love.Copy !req
1139. With a hey ninny-nonny
and a fair finny-fonnyCopy !req
1140. Ooh, brother man, you look so hotCopy !req
1141. I wanna get in your rocksCopy !req
1142. When we get together
We're gonna get it onCopy !req
1143. And we're all gonna make some babiesCopy !req
1144. That is the song that my dad sang
to my other dad when they were courting.Copy !req
1145. When two Kronans wanna make a baby,
they get together inside a mountain...Copy !req
1146. and they go down to a little lava pool,
and they hold hands over the hot lava...Copy !req
1147. and then, after a month,
they pull their hands apart...Copy !req
1148. and they find they've created
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.Copy !req
1149. Fascinating. And hot.Copy !req
1150. Did you ever have a special someone?Copy !req
1151. I've had so many special someones.Copy !req
1152. But I don't know...Copy !req
1153. I don't know if I want that again.Copy !req
1154. Is that because you lost your girlfriend
in battle and never forgave yourself?Copy !req
1155. And now, you're just trying to find answers
in the bottom of a bottle...Copy !req
1156. or some meaningless dalliance,
which only serves to numb the pain...Copy !req
1157. instead of bringing you real happiness
or satisfaction?Copy !req
1158. Yeah. Something like that.Copy !req
1159. Beautiful. Beautiful things.Copy !req
1160. Jane.Copy !req
1161. Thor.Copy !req
1162. I wanna feel shitty about you.Copy !req
1163. What?Copy !req
1164. I wanna feel shitty about something
and I think that's you.Copy !req
1165. Not really getting any better.Copy !req
1166. It's not, is it? Damn it.Copy !req
1167. My friend, he told me
that it's better to feel shitty...Copy !req
1168. from losing love
than it is to never experience love...Copy !req
1169. and to feel nothing at all,
to feel empty...Copy !req
1170. and I think he was right...Copy !req
1171. which is how I've been feeling
for a long time.Copy !req
1172. I've pushed people away,
kept them at a distance...Copy !req
1173. because of the fear of that loss...Copy !req
1174. but I don't wanna do that anymore.
I don't wanna live like that.Copy !req
1175. Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.Copy !req
1176. That's what I did, yes.
I closed off my heart...Copy !req
1177. and I meditated.
Did you meditate?Copy !req
1178. No. It's so boring.Copy !req
1179. It actually made me more angry.Copy !req
1180. But I'm tired of giving myself over
to the idea of fate...Copy !req
1181. and trying to figure out
what the universe wants from me.Copy !req
1182. I wanna live in the moment,
I wanna live like there's no tomorrow...Copy !req
1183. throw caution to the wind.Copy !req
1184. I wanna be with you, Jane.Copy !req
1185. What do you say?Copy !req
1186. I have cancer.Copy !req
1187. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
1188. I'm sick.Copy !req
1189. - Wait. What's happening?
- Bye.Copy !req
1190. No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane.
Wait, wait, wait. Jane.Copy !req
1191. What did I say? I didn't mean that.
Just kidding.Copy !req
1192. I don't have cancer.Copy !req
1193. Let's go smash something.Copy !req
1194. Jane, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1195. Don't be sorry for me.Copy !req
1196. When did you find out?Copy !req
1197. Like six months ago.Copy !req
1198. I was just feeling tired,
and then they told me I have Stage Four.Copy !req
1199. Get my affairs in order.Copy !req
1200. And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...Copy !req
1201. so I thought maybe,
if science isn't working...Copy !req
1202. maybe Viking space magic.Copy !req
1203. That's why you came to New Asgard.Copy !req
1204. Yeah, I thought the hammer
maybe could cure me...Copy !req
1205. and I think it's getting better.Copy !req
1206. Maybe not.Copy !req
1207. Jane, none of us know how long we have.Copy !req
1208. We don't know what tomorrow holds.Copy !req
1209. And Mjolnir...Copy !req
1210. Mjolnir chose you.Copy !req
1211. And it chose you because you're worthy.Copy !req
1212. And that's something.Copy !req
1213. When I first met you...Copy !req
1214. I was unworthy.
I was unable to pick up that hammer.Copy !req
1215. But you taught me...Copy !req
1216. there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.Copy !req
1217. You made me worthy.Copy !req
1218. So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.Copy !req
1219. Okay.Copy !req
1220. Now what do you wanna do?Copy !req
1221. I wanna get those children
back to their families.Copy !req
1222. I wanna finish that mission.Copy !req
1223. Spoken like a true Thor.Copy !req
1224. How do you feel now?Copy !req
1225. So scared.Copy !req
1226. How are you feeling?Copy !req
1227. Shitty.Copy !req
1228. How shitty?Copy !req
1229. - Really shitty.
- Well, then...Copy !req
1230. I wonder what those two are talking about
out there.Copy !req
1231. Yeah, they're not talking.Copy !req
1232. Do you think those two will ever hold hands
over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?Copy !req
1233. It's unlikely, sadly.Copy !req
1234. That's too bad.
I think Thor would make a great dad.Copy !req
1235. Hey. We're here.Copy !req
1236. Where did all the color go?Copy !req
1237. They're not here.Copy !req
1238. Where are they?Copy !req
1239. What the hell is this place?Copy !req
1240. Bifrost is the key?Copy !req
1241. It's a trap!Copy !req
1242. You wanna tell me why you just threw
Storm breaker out the window?Copy !req
1243. He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.Copy !req
1244. We really have to stop meeting like this.Copy !req
1245. Call the axe.Copy !req
1246. I'll call the axe when
you call the dentist.Copy !req
1247. Call the axe.Copy !req
1248. Tell me where the children are
or I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
1249. Call the axe.Copy !req
1250. Some god you are.Copy !req
1251. You know nothing of being a god.Copy !req
1252. You went to the gods for help,
and they did nothing.Copy !req
1253. We're alike in that sense.Copy !req
1254. He's nothing like you.Copy !req
1255. What was that?Copy !req
1256. I said he's nothing like you.Copy !req
1257. That's right.Copy !req
1258. I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.Copy !req
1259. Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.Copy !req
1260. Innocent?Copy !req
1261. Are you a Valkyrie?Copy !req
1262. Yes.Copy !req
1263. How exciting!Copy !req
1264. Oh, the gods failed you, too...Copy !req
1265. when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.Copy !req
1266. Don't you dare speak...Copy !req
1267. Did you pray to the gods...Copy !req
1268. when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?Copy !req
1269. Did you beg them for help...Copy !req
1270. as your family was massacred?Copy !req
1271. Good chat.Copy !req
1272. This one.Copy !req
1273. You're interesting.Copy !req
1274. You're different.Copy !req
1275. Yes.Copy !req
1276. You're dying.Copy !req
1277. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1278. We're on the same path.Copy !req
1279. Just as the sword empowered me...Copy !req
1280. the hammer empowered you.Copy !req
1281. But it did nothing
to change your fate.Copy !req
1282. The gods will use you...Copy !req
1283. but they will not help you.Copy !req
1284. There is no eternal reward for us.Copy !req
1285. She'll be gone soon.Copy !req
1286. And you know who won't help her?Copy !req
1287. I'll give you one guess.Copy !req
1288. I know your pain.Copy !req
1289. Love is pain.Copy !req
1290. I had a daughter once.Copy !req
1291. I put my faith in a higher power...Copy !req
1292. hoping it would save her...Copy !req
1293. and she...Copy !req
1294. died.Copy !req
1295. Now I understand.Copy !req
1296. My daughter is the lucky one.Copy !req
1297. She does not have to grow up
in a world of suffering...Copy !req
1298. and pain...Copy !req
1299. run by wicked gods.Copy !req
1300. Choose love.Copy !req
1301. Call the axe.Copy !req
1302. Call...Copy !req
1303. the axe.Copy !req
1304. You okay?Copy !req
1305. Yeah.Copy !req
1306. I wanna kill this guy.Copy !req
1307. So do I, but we have to take him alive.Copy !req
1308. He's our only link to
finding those children.Copy !req
1309. Thank you, Mr. Goat.Copy !req
1310. Val!Copy !req
1311. We gotta get her out of here!Copy !req
1312. Hey. I got you.Copy !req
1313. Hey, guys, we're here.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1314. Storm breaker, take us home.Copy !req
1315. ...at a rate that
none of us have seen before.Copy !req
1316. Look, there are other more aggressive forms
of treatment we can try...Copy !req
1317. but something's affecting her
body's ability to fight the cancer.Copy !req
1318. I'm sorry, Thor.Copy !req
1319. There you are. Okay.Copy !req
1320. What's goin' on out there?Copy !req
1321. Some moron made a fridge without a door.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
1322. Not to worry. Got it open
and got you all sorts of goodies.Copy !req
1323. How's Val?Copy !req
1324. She's in a lot of pain,
but she is stable.Copy !req
1325. Okay, good.Copy !req
1326. Now you just gotta get this out of my...Copy !req
1327. No, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.Copy !req
1328. That's all the magic potions
and elixirs doing their thing, so...Copy !req
1329. I'm just gonna pop out for a moment,
pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...Copy !req
1330. and then I'll come straight back.Copy !req
1331. You're going without me?Copy !req
1332. Yeah.Copy !req
1333. What happened to, like,
doing everything together?Copy !req
1334. He's gonna use those kids to distract you.Copy !req
1335. You need me.Copy !req
1336. I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.Copy !req
1337. It'd be great to have you on the
battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side...Copy !req
1338. but that hammer is killing you.Copy !req
1339. Every time you use it, it's
draining all of your mortal strength...Copy !req
1340. leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.Copy !req
1341. What happened to,
"Live like there's no tomorrow"?Copy !req
1342. Well, that's before I knew
you might not have one.Copy !req
1343. Why not have one more adventure?Copy !req
1344. Jane, if there's a chance to live,
you have to take it.Copy !req
1345. Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.Copy !req
1346. I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist
from New Mexico...Copy !req
1347. just living the dream,
but look at me.Copy !req
1348. I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.Copy !req
1349. And you want me not to do that?Copy !req
1350. What's the point of more time of this?Copy !req
1351. Because I love you.Copy !req
1352. I've always loved you.Copy !req
1353. And this is a chance for us.Copy !req
1354. But if you pick up that damn hammer again,
then that chance is gone.Copy !req
1355. It's your choice, Jane.Copy !req
1356. But I'd regret it every single day
if I didn't ask you to stay here...Copy !req
1357. so we could try and
figure this out together.Copy !req
1358. You better come back to me.Copy !req
1359. I'm coming back as soon as I can.Copy !req
1360. - Break a leg.
- I'll break all his legs.Copy !req
1361. Remember that the Gate to Eternity
is at the literal center...Copy !req
1362. - of the universe.
- Universe. Yes.Copy !req
1363. If you go past the cluster of comets...Copy !req
1364. Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this.
I'm not gonna get lost.Copy !req
1365. So how you feeling with the old stab wound?Copy !req
1366. I think I lost my kidney.Copy !req
1367. Gone completely?Copy !req
1368. I wish I could join you...Copy !req
1369. but I'd probably die,
and that won't help get the kids back...Copy !req
1370. so you'll have to go alone.Copy !req
1371. All you have to do is destroy that sword.Copy !req
1372. It's his source of power.
He won't survive long without it.Copy !req
1373. Hey. Don't die.Copy !req
1374. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1375. Eternity.Copy !req
1376. Finally.Copy !req
1377. Come on.Copy !req
1378. Hey, kids.Copy !req
1379. I knew he'd come.Copy !req
1380. Go!Copy !req
1381. Go, kids!Copy !req
1382. Everyone okay? All right, gather round.
Gather round.Copy !req
1383. Good to see you in person, buddy.
Good to see you.Copy !req
1384. All right, listen up.
Here's the plan.Copy !req
1385. We're gonna sneak our way
towards Storm breaker...Copy !req
1386. being very careful not to bump into
any of those big shadow monsters.Copy !req
1387. They're behind me, aren't they?Copy !req
1388. Does anyone here have battle experience?Copy !req
1389. Battle experience?Copy !req
1390. Well, no time to learn
like the present.Copy !req
1391. We're not strong like you. We're just kids.Copy !req
1392. Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.Copy !req
1393. I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.Copy !req
1394. And I'm a Midassian kid.Copy !req
1395. - I'm Falligarian.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
1396. But today you're Asgardians.Copy !req
1397. Now collect your weapons.Copy !req
1398. What?Copy !req
1399. Go and find anything you can pick up.Copy !req
1400. Bring it back here.Copy !req
1401. Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
1402. Okay, cool. Come on!Copy !req
1403. They're getting closer.
Hurry up!Copy !req
1404. Come on!Copy !req
1405. Today is a day that
will go down in history.Copy !req
1406. Today is the day they will talk about
for generations to come.Copy !req
1407. Today we are Space Vikings!Copy !req
1408. Present arms!Copy !req
1409. Whosoever holds these weapons,
and believes in getting home...Copy !req
1410. if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy...Copy !req
1411. and shall possess...Copy !req
1412. for limited time only...Copy !req
1413. the power of Thor!Copy !req
1414. General Axl...Copy !req
1415. lead your army to that axe.Copy !req
1416. We shall do our worst.Copy !req
1417. For Asgard.Copy !req
1418. Yeah!Copy !req
1419. No.Copy !req
1420. Jane.Copy !req
1421. We destroy that sword and he's dead.Copy !req
1422. The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Storm breaker.Copy !req
1423. It's okay. I got him.Copy !req
1424. Storm breaker, stop this!Copy !req
1425. Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing!Copy !req
1426. I'm gonna get you out of there.Copy !req
1427. Come on. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
1428. Let go of my friend.Copy !req
1429. You've lost, Lady Thor.Copy !req
1430. First off...Copy !req
1431. the name is Mighty Thor.Copy !req
1432. And secondly...Copy !req
1433. if you can't say Mighty Thor...Copy !req
1434. I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.Copy !req
1435. And thirdly...Copy !req
1436. Eat my hammer!Copy !req
1437. Storm breaker!Copy !req
1438. I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1439. Axl! Get them home!Copy !req
1440. Jane?Copy !req
1441. I'm okay.Copy !req
1442. You have to stop him.Copy !req
1443. Gorr! Stop!Copy !req
1444. What kind of father would I be...Copy !req
1445. if I stopped?Copy !req
1446. I know your pain,
but this isn't the way.Copy !req
1447. It's not death or revenge that you seek.Copy !req
1448. What do I seek?Copy !req
1449. You seek love.Copy !req
1450. Love?Copy !req
1451. Why should I seek love?Copy !req
1452. Because it's all any of us want.Copy !req
1453. How...Copy !req
1454. dare you turn your back on me?Copy !req
1455. You've won, Gorr.Copy !req
1456. Why would I spend
my last moments with you...Copy !req
1457. when I can be with her?Copy !req
1458. I choose love.Copy !req
1459. You can, too. You can bring her back.Copy !req
1460. Make your wish.Copy !req
1461. I'm dying.Copy !req
1462. She would have no one.Copy !req
1463. She would be alone.Copy !req
1464. She won't be alone.Copy !req
1465. My love.Copy !req
1466. I've missed you so much.Copy !req
1467. I missed you too.Copy !req
1468. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1469. It's okay.Copy !req
1470. Ever since I picked up that hammer...Copy !req
1471. it's like...Copy !req
1472. I've gotten an extra life.Copy !req
1473. And it was...Copy !req
1474. magical.Copy !req
1475. Not too bad for a human.Copy !req
1476. Not too bad for a god.Copy !req
1477. Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.Copy !req
1478. - Oh, yeah? What is it?
- Come close...Copy !req
1479. It's perfect.Copy !req
1480. It's the best one yet.Copy !req
1481. Thanks.Copy !req
1482. Keep your heart open.Copy !req
1483. I love you.Copy !req
1484. I love you, too.Copy !req
1485. Protect her.Copy !req
1486. Protect my love.Copy !req
1487. Let me tell you
the legend of the Space Viking...Copy !req
1488. AKA the Mighty Thor,
AKA Dr. Jane Foster.Copy !req
1489. Her sacrifice saved the universe...Copy !req
1490. and taught us all
what it means to be worthy.Copy !req
1491. She helped the children of the gods...Copy !req
1492. who laser-beamed
their way back home...Copy !req
1493. to their dozy little fishing village
turned tourist destination.Copy !req
1494. Axl!Copy !req
1495. I missed you.Copy !req
1496. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.Copy !req
1497. - Are you sure?
- I'm okay.Copy !req
1498. The kids were safe to be kids again.Copy !req
1499. Louder, three!Copy !req
1500. Widen your stance.Copy !req
1501. Especially after their king made them
all go to self-defense classes.Copy !req
1502. Look at all those budding Space Vikings.Copy !req
1503. And the most important part.Copy !req
1504. The war cry!Copy !req
1505. Even Heimdall's son...Copy !req
1506. Axl Heimdall son...Copy !req
1507. who could now do
his dad's freaky eye magic...Copy !req
1508. was becoming quite the warrior.Copy !req
1509. The future of Asgard was secure.Copy !req
1510. Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own...Copy !req
1511. now that my body's grown back...Copy !req
1512. with a dude I met called Dwayne.Copy !req
1513. And what about Thor, you ask?Copy !req
1514. He embarked on a new journey...Copy !req
1515. because he had found something to live for,
something to love for.Copy !req
1516. A little someone who turned him
from Sad God into Dad God.Copy !req
1517. Breakfast is served.Copy !req
1518. Hello. There you go.Copy !req
1519. Hey. Breakfast.Copy !req
1520. Excuse me.
What is that?Copy !req
1521. They're pan-flaps. From Earth.Copy !req
1522. I don't think I like pan-flaps.Copy !req
1523. - You love them.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
1524. - Yes, you do.
- I've never had that in my life.Copy !req
1525. Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We're gonna be late.Copy !req
1526. Now where are your boots?Copy !req
1527. I'm wearing them.Copy !req
1528. You're not wearing those.Copy !req
1529. - Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
1530. Yes, I am.Copy !req
1531. No. You're not.Copy !req
1532. Go to hell, demon!Copy !req
1533. Wow!Copy !req
1534. Brand new, now destroyed.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1535. You know what? You wear what you want.Copy !req
1536. Don't come complaining to me
when your feet get sore, all right?Copy !req
1537. You'll get no sympathy here from me.Copy !req
1538. Fine, I'll wear the boots.Copy !req
1539. Thank you.Copy !req
1540. Remember what my mother used to tell me.Copy !req
1541. Listen to the grown-ups...Copy !req
1542. and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on...Copy !req
1543. - you look after them, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1544. And most of all, have fun.Copy !req
1545. - Gotcha.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
1546. Now where is Mjolnir?
Where did I put him?Copy !req
1547. Over there. Sleeping in the bed.Copy !req
1548. In the bed.Copy !req
1549. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1550. That is not coming off.Copy !req
1551. What did you do?Copy !req
1552. She looked boring before.Copy !req
1553. Yeah. Suppose it did.Copy !req
1554. I love it.Copy !req
1555. Very creative.Copy !req
1556. Okay.Copy !req
1557. Now, you see the aliens down there?Copy !req
1558. - The stripy ones?
- They look nice.Copy !req
1559. Yeah, they are nice.
That's why we have to look after them.Copy !req
1560. Got it. Protect the nice ones.Copy !req
1561. I love you, sweetie.Copy !req
1562. Love you, Uncle Thor.Copy !req
1563. They will always be there for us.Copy !req
1564. The Space Viking
and his girl, born from Eternity.Copy !req
1565. With the powers of a god.Copy !req
1566. Two warriors...Copy !req
1567. fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.Copy !req
1568. They have traveled far,
and have been given many names.Copy !req
1569. But to those who know them best...Copy !req
1570. they are simply known...Copy !req
1571. as Love and Thunder.Copy !req
1572. It used to be that being a god,
it meant something.Copy !req
1573. People would whisper your name...Copy !req
1574. before sharing
their deepest hopes and dreams.Copy !req
1575. They begged you for mercy...Copy !req
1576. without ever knowing if you were
actually listening.Copy !req
1577. Now...Copy !req
1578. you know, they look to the sky...Copy !req
1579. they don't ask us for lightning.Copy !req
1580. They don't ask us for rain.Copy !req
1581. They just want to see
one of their so-called superheroes.Copy !req
1582. When did we become the joke?Copy !req
1583. No.Copy !req
1584. No more.Copy !req
1585. They will fear us again...Copy !req
1586. when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.Copy !req
1587. Do you understand me, Hercules?Copy !req
1588. Do you understand me, my son?Copy !req
1589. Yes, Father.Copy !req
1590. What?Copy !req
1591. Hey.Copy !req
1592. Jane Foster.Copy !req
1593. Heimdall.Copy !req
1594. I see you're dead now.Copy !req
1595. Yeah.Copy !req
1596. Thank you for looking after my son.Copy !req
1597. You are very welcome here,
to the land of the gods.Copy !req
1598. Welcome to Valhalla.Copy !req