1. Oh great and mighty Rapu.Copy !req
2. We pray to you for water and sustenance.Copy !req
3. I pray to you not for me,Copy !req
4. but for my daughter.Copy !req
5. I am tired.Copy !req
6. You have suffered.Copy !req
7. Come to me.Copy !req
8. Come to me.Copy !req
9. You have suffered.Copy !req
10. Come to me.Copy !req
11. You have suffered.Copy !req
12. What do we have here?Copy !req
13. Look at it.Copy !req
14. It's gobbling up all my fruit.Copy !req
15. Rapu.Copy !req
16. Bringer of Light.Copy !req
17. Oh it's one of mine.Copy !req
18. I am Gorr,Copy !req
19. the last of your disciples.Copy !req
20. We have lost everything...Copy !req
21. my lord.Copy !req
22. The land is dry.Copy !req
23. All life...Copy !req
24. is lost.Copy !req
25. But our faith in you...Copy !req
26. never wavered and now we await...Copy !req
27. the promise...Copy !req
28. of the eternal reward.Copy !req
29. Is this why you celebrate?Copy !req
30. He thinks there is an eternal reward.Copy !req
31. No. No sorry.Copy !req
32. There is no eternal reward for you, dog!Copy !req
33. What we are celebrating is a fresh kill.Copy !req
34. We just vanquished
the holder of the Necrosword...Copy !req
35. before he could harm any other gods,
You have suffered.Copy !req
36. With that cursed blade.
If it's revenge you seek.Copy !req
37. He threatened to end my entire empire.Copy !req
38. But my lord...Copy !req
39. your empire has already ended.Copy !req
40. There is no one left to worship you.Copy !req
41. There will be more followers to replace you.Copy !req
42. There always are.Copy !req
43. We have suffered...Copy !req
44. and we have starved.Copy !req
45. My daughter died...Copy !req
46. in your name.
And well you should.Copy !req
47. Suffering for your gods,
is your only purpose.Copy !req
48. There is nothing for you after death.Copy !req
49. Except death.Copy !req
50. You are no god.Copy !req
51. I renounce you.Copy !req
52. Now your meaningless life...Copy !req
53. finally does have a purpose.Copy !req
54. To sacrifice yourself to me.Copy !req
55. If it's revenge you seek...Copy !req
56. kill all the gods.Copy !req
57. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
58. If it's revenge you seek...Copy !req
59. summon the Bifrost.Copy !req
60. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
61. Kill all the gods.
Summon the Bifrost.Copy !req
62. Go to Eternity.Copy !req
63. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
Kill all the gods.Copy !req
64. The sword chose you.Copy !req
65. You are now cursed!Copy !req
66. Funny.Copy !req
67. It doesn't feel like a curse.Copy !req
68. Feels like a promise.Copy !req
69. So this is my vow.Copy !req
70. All gods will die.Copy !req
71. By LESAIGNEUR
Sync & corrections September 2022Copy !req
72. Come.Copy !req
73. Come gather round.Copy !req
74. And listen to the legend
of the Space Viking.Copy !req
75. AKA the God of Thunder.Copy !req
76. AKA,Copy !req
77. Thor Odinson.Copy !req
78. Raised in the way of the warrior...Copy !req
79. Thor was taught to help win battles...Copy !req
80. fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.Copy !req
81. He grew and he grew and he grew.Copy !req
82. He was sensitive like a smile.Copy !req
83. And his loving nature did not discriminate.Copy !req
84. He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.Copy !req
85. Another time he loved a Wolf Woman...Copy !req
86. on a Woman Wolf.Copy !req
87. But Thor is one true love,Copy !req
88. was an Earth woman,Copy !req
89. named Jane Fonda.Copy !req
90. Oh wait, no.Copy !req
91. Jane Foster.Copy !req
92. But sadly,Copy !req
93. in the battle for love,Copy !req
94. Thor lost.Copy !req
95. In fact, he lost a lot of people
in those days.Copy !req
96. His mum.Copy !req
97. His dad.Copy !req
98. And that guy.Copy !req
99. And that guy.Copy !req
100. And whoever that is.Copy !req
101. And Heimdall.Copy !req
102. And his brother.Copy !req
103. And his brother again.Copy !req
104. And again.Copy !req
105. Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.Copy !req
106. And then he said.Copy !req
107. What have I done?Copy !req
108. It seemed that everything
and everyone he loved, he lost.Copy !req
109. And so he hid his heart
behind a big fleshy bod,Copy !req
110. so it could never be broken again.Copy !req
111. But just because he was done loving
didn't mean he was done fighting.Copy !req
112. He teamed up
with the Guardians of the Galaxy...Copy !req
113. and set off on some classic
Thor adventures.Copy !req
114. He got in shape.Copy !req
115. Putting in the hard yards.Copy !req
116. Turning pains into gains
and never skipping leg day.Copy !req
117. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.Copy !req
118. But beneath his God Bod
there was still a Sad Bod,Copy !req
119. just trying to get out.Copy !req
120. Because all of the bods
that Thor had worn over the years...Copy !req
121. could not hide the pain
that he was feeling on the inside.Copy !req
122. So he gave up his search for love...Copy !req
123. accepting that he was only good
for one thing...Copy !req
124. Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say...Copy !req
125. Thor, we need your help
to win this battle.Copy !req
126. Thor.Copy !req
127. We need your help to win this battle.Copy !req
128. Let's go.Copy !req
129. Ok.Copy !req
130. Come on Stormbreaker.
Back to work.Copy !req
131. We must hurry ok?Copy !req
132. People are dying.Copy !req
133. See you down there.Copy !req
134. Hurry up!Copy !req
135. Give me those.Copy !req
136. You are gonna break them.Copy !req
137. I am Groot!Copy !req
138. You got sap all over it.Copy !req
139. Hello everybody.Copy !req
140. Well, well, look who it is.Copy !req
141. How are we doing guys?Copy !req
142. Terrible!Copy !req
143. We are all about to die.Copy !req
144. You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.Copy !req
145. I said it was going to be like
a relaxing holiday.Copy !req
146. But look at that resplendent skyscape.Copy !req
147. Three suns of Saturn.Copy !req
148. What could be more relaxing than that?Copy !req
149. An actual holiday!Copy !req
150. Die Booskan scum!Copy !req
151. God of Thunder.Copy !req
152. King Yakan.Copy !req
153. You have finally joined our fight.Copy !req
154. Well as they say,
better late than not at all.Copy !req
155. Yes it's very nice.Copy !req
156. As you know
we used to live in a peaceful oasis.Copy !req
157. But then our gods were murdered.Copy !req
158. Murdered?Copy !req
159. And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded,Copy !req
160. and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.Copy !req
161. It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.Copy !req
162. Not for long.Copy !req
163. King Yakan,Copy !req
164. tell them what happened here today.Copy !req
165. Tell of the time that Thor...Copy !req
166. and his ragtag motley crew...Copy !req
167. of misfit desperados...Copy !req
168. turned the tide of the battle...Copy !req
169. and etched their names in history.Copy !req
170. For the odds may be against us
but I will tell you this for free...Copy !req
171. Here it comes.Copy !req
172. This ends here and now!Copy !req
173. He is not going to go
into the temple is he? No.Copy !req
174. Well done everybody.Copy !req
175. We can collectively take credit for that
because we worked as a team.Copy !req
176. We used our hearts and our minds
to defeat the enemy...Copy !req
177. with minimal loss or damage.Copy !req
178. What a classic Thor adventure!Copy !req
179. Hurrah!Copy !req
180. Good book?Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. I wrote it.Copy !req
183. Wait. You are...Copy !req
184. You are Dr. Jane Foster?Copy !req
185. I am.Copy !req
186. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
187. How is the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?Copy !req
188. It's tough.Copy !req
189. Yeah.
Really tough.Copy !req
190. It's... You need a 3D model.Copy !req
191. You ever see Event Horizon?Copy !req
192. No.Copy !req
193. Interstellar?
No.Copy !req
194. That movie explains everything
really clearly.Copy !req
195. Alright. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...Copy !req
196. folds space so that point A,Copy !req
197. and point B...Copy !req
198. coexist in space and time.Copy !req
199. Like that.Copy !req
200. You just ruined your own book.Copy !req
201. Yeah but now you understand wormholes.Copy !req
202. Watch those movies.Copy !req
203. Ok.
Ok.Copy !req
204. Saw the Hot Cheetos had to get it.Copy !req
205. So how is...Copy !req
206. how is it going?Copy !req
207. It's going amazing.Copy !req
208. Have you...Copy !req
209. told anyone else besides me?Copy !req
210. When people find out they start
acting weird. They are just...Copy !req
211. different.Copy !req
212. I don't need that in my life right now.Copy !req
213. Anyway, it's not that serious.Copy !req
214. Jane it's Stage Four.Copy !req
215. Out of like, how many stages?Copy !req
216. Four.Copy !req
217. That we know about.Copy !req
218. Oh you have...Copy !req
219. somewhere else you got to be right
now that's more important than chemo?Copy !req
220. No.Copy !req
221. You are trying to get back to the lab
are not you?Copy !req
222. I have a few ideas I am trying.Copy !req
223. Ok. No, time out.Copy !req
224. I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do,Copy !req
225. otherwise you are letting down
all of civilization but...Copy !req
226. you are not getting what the universe
is actually trying to tell you so...Copy !req
227. let me translate.Copy !req
228. Slow...Copy !req
229. down.Copy !req
230. You need your energy
to fight this thing.Copy !req
231. I will fight it my way.Copy !req
232. Ok?Copy !req
233. Well FYI...Copy !req
234. my way does not have to equal
alone in a lab.Copy !req
235. Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.Copy !req
236. It's not a card.Copy !req
237. Yes it is.Copy !req
238. There is no card.
There is a card.Copy !req
239. It's tall, it's blond and it's gorgeous.Copy !req
240. It's a handsome card.Copy !req
241. Jane are you sure?
Look Darcy...Copy !req
242. I will figure this out,Copy !req
243. by myself.Copy !req
244. Results are still coming back the same.Copy !req
245. I am afraid the chemo has
very little effect.Copy !req
246. I am so sorry Jane.Copy !req
247. If there is anything I can do
or if you just wanna talk call me.Copy !req
248. Smell like a king,Copy !req
249. because you are worthy.Copy !req
250. Old Spice.Copy !req
251. Cut!Copy !req
252. Look at this place.Copy !req
253. It's beautiful.Copy !req
254. Home.Copy !req
255. Yes home Father.Copy !req
256. We are here to take you home.Copy !req
257. Yes.Copy !req
258. To planet Asgard.Copy !req
259. Asgard is not a planet my sons.Copy !req
260. It is people.
It is you!Copy !req
261. And now it is time for me
to pass on to the spirit realm.Copy !req
262. I will take my place...Copy !req
263. in the great,Copy !req
264. banqueting hall of Valhalla,
the resting place...Copy !req
265. of the gods.Copy !req
266. One more thing.Copy !req
267. You have a sister.Copy !req
268. And so now,Copy !req
269. I turn into godly stardust...Copy !req
270. and say farewell.Copy !req
271. Oh look.Copy !req
272. Do you see? It's happening.Copy !req
273. I am disappearing.Copy !req
274. No!Copy !req
275. Father!Copy !req
276. But wait!Copy !req
277. Brother!Copy !req
278. An ominous portal,Copy !req
279. hath appeared behind us.Copy !req
280. Transform!Copy !req
281. I am Hela,Copy !req
282. Goddess of Death.Copy !req
283. Now I return to Asgard,Copy !req
284. to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne...Copy !req
285. and no one will stop me!Copy !req
286. Join me or die!
We will never join you witch!Copy !req
287. Mjolnir!Copy !req
288. Impossible!Copy !req
289. I broke your hammer!Copy !req
290. Time to die!Copy !req
291. Bifrost!Copy !req
292. You can almost feel the power...Copy !req
293. of these magnificent and immovable stones.Copy !req
294. Ok. Let's head back to the village...Copy !req
295. where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.Copy !req
296. Come on.Copy !req
297. God of Disaster...Copy !req
298. we thank you.Copy !req
299. We feared we would be at war forever
without the protection of our gods...Copy !req
300. but now,Copy !req
301. peace shall reign.Copy !req
302. In return for your service
please accept these gifts.Copy !req
303. As is tradition the protectors of our
world are bestowed with great beasts.Copy !req
304. Giant goats!Copy !req
305. Look at those!Copy !req
306. They are wonderful.
Korg look at that.Copy !req
307. Those things are beautiful.Copy !req
308. King Yakan, thank you so much.Copy !req
309. Listen...Copy !req
310. about the temple...
I don't wanna talk about the temple.Copy !req
311. I know but if we were to talk about it
I think it's important...Copy !req
312. It's making me sad.
To life and material objects...Copy !req
313. And mad.
Ok I will stop talking.Copy !req
314. Don't forget the goats.Copy !req
315. Which you accepted
and now must take with you.Copy !req
316. No backsies.Copy !req
317. They are beautiful.
Yes they are beautiful.Copy !req
318. They also scream quite a lot.Copy !req
319. They will be fine.Copy !req
320. I am Groot.Copy !req
321. We need to find the damn remote
so we can download the distress signal!Copy !req
322. Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?Copy !req
323. One of your goats probably ate it!Copy !req
324. Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
325. Well I ain't digging through their crap.Copy !req
326. I love them!
They should live with us forever!Copy !req
327. Found the remote!Copy !req
328. I am putting them down.Copy !req
329. Me too.
Is it working or not?Copy !req
330. No it's not working. It's not charged.Copy !req
331. Well maybe you need to find a charger...
Get out of my way!Copy !req
332. Korg you ok?
Yeah bro. All good.Copy !req
333. Alright. Everybody just relax.
The goats are gonna be fine.Copy !req
334. If not we can just use them
for meat...Copy !req
335. ting people.Copy !req
336. Meeting people.
They are a great conversation starter.Copy !req
337. And I have been told you can summon them
with a special whistle...Copy !req
338. that goes something like this...Copy !req
339. No that's not it.
No that's not it.Copy !req
340. No that's not it.
You have a go.Copy !req
341. No that's not it.Copy !req
342. Oh hey guys.Copy !req
343. Kraglin!Copy !req
344. No that's not it.Copy !req
345. You been here this whole time?Copy !req
346. Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.Copy !req
347. This is Glenda.Copy !req
348. We are married.Copy !req
349. I am Groot.Copy !req
350. What did we tell you
about jumping into new relationships?Copy !req
351. That I should not be doing that.Copy !req
352. Yeah you can't get married
on every single planet we land on.Copy !req
353. I am Groot.Copy !req
354. Finally!Copy !req
355. Alright here we go. Distress calls.Copy !req
356. Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!Copy !req
357. God Butcher?Copy !req
358. He left them hanging as a warning.Copy !req
359. Look at all of these gods murdered.Copy !req
360. Our greatest champions
now laid to waste.Copy !req
361. The horror.Copy !req
362. Who could have done something like this?Copy !req
363. Thor where are you?Copy !req
364. Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.Copy !req
365. Play that one.Copy !req
366. Thor where are you?
Sif?Copy !req
367. We need you here.Copy !req
368. My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.Copy !req
369. Start the ship my friends.Copy !req
370. I don't know, maybe we should split up.Copy !req
371. So many people to save I mean...Copy !req
372. look at all of these distress...Copy !req
373. calls.Copy !req
374. Thor.Copy !req
375. You gonna be ok?Copy !req
376. I admire your commitment to each other.
It's a beautiful thing.Copy !req
377. Alas it's something I will never have.Copy !req
378. Buddy, if I may...Copy !req
379. You may.Copy !req
380. After thousands of years of living you
don't seem to know who the hell you are.Copy !req
381. I have been lost before.Copy !req
382. But then I found meaning I found love.Copy !req
383. And yeah it got taken from me
and god that hurts.Copy !req
384. But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.Copy !req
385. My hope for you is that one day
you will find something...Copy !req
386. to make you feel this shitty.Copy !req
387. I have loved before.Copy !req
388. It didn't work out.Copy !req
389. They either die a grismal death
or they dump you with a handwritten letter.Copy !req
390. I don't know which is worse but it's why
I keep everyone at arm's length.Copy !req
391. You have grown too attached.Copy !req
392. Damn it I knew this would happen.
You must go.Copy !req
393. I will find Sif.Copy !req
394. You answer the other calls.Copy !req
395. The galaxy needs its Guardians.Copy !req
396. Cool yeah. We were just leaving...
I know it hurts.Copy !req
397. But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.Copy !req
398. To ease the pain why don't you...Copy !req
399. take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?Copy !req
400. You are giving me my ship?Copy !req
401. Yes, she is yours.Copy !req
402. May you make as many memories
with her as I have.Copy !req
403. She is a temperamental old lass.Copy !req
404. Will serve you well, in a tight pickle.Copy !req
405. I will start the ship.
Thank you.Copy !req
406. Goodbye old friend.Copy !req
407. A human handshake...Copy !req
408. to the Asgardian shake.Copy !req
409. Into the snake that you cannot trust.Copy !req
410. You are really dragging this out.Copy !req
411. And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.Copy !req
412. Let's go.Copy !req
413. Take care of my crew.Copy !req
414. This is gonna be hard for them.Copy !req
415. Hurry up!Copy !req
416. Not her.Copy !req
417. Remember what I told you.Copy !req
418. You ever feel lost...Copy !req
419. just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.Copy !req
420. They will tell you exactly who you are.Copy !req
421. Alright. Bye.Copy !req
422. For what it's worth
let's cling to the good memories.Copy !req
423. We Asgardians say, may you travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.Copy !req
424. I will see you in Valhalla
where we shall drink mead and...Copy !req
425. They are gone.
Alone again.Copy !req
426. Just me and you.Copy !req
427. Stormbreaker!Copy !req
428. Watch out you fricking crazy axe!Copy !req
429. So what do we do now bro?Copy !req
430. Let's go get Sif!Copy !req
431. Who or what is that?Copy !req
432. Falligar.Copy !req
433. God of the Falligarians.Copy !req
434. One of the nicest gods
you will ever meet.Copy !req
435. Oh no.Copy !req
436. Sif, it's me Thor.Copy !req
437. Odinson?Copy !req
438. You are missing an arm.Copy !req
439. I am gonna get you home.Copy !req
440. No!Copy !req
441. Leave me here.Copy !req
442. I want to die a warrior's death.Copy !req
443. On the battlefield. In battle.Copy !req
444. And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.Copy !req
445. Oh I hate to break it to you butCopy !req
446. for a warrior to get into Valhalla
you have to die in the battle.Copy !req
447. You survived.Copy !req
448. Oh shit.Copy !req
449. Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.Copy !req
450. What happened here?Copy !req
451. I have been hunting a madman.Copy !req
452. I followed him here...Copy !req
453. but it was a trap.Copy !req
454. Who is this madman?Copy !req
455. The God Butcher, is coming.Copy !req
456. He seeks the extinction of the gods.Copy !req
457. Asgard is next.Copy !req
458. Look it's Thor!Copy !req
459. Thor!
Take Sif to the infirmary.Copy !req
460. Hey!Copy !req
461. Who would you piss off now?Copy !req
462. This is not my fault. I have never
even seen these things,Copy !req
463. whatever the hell they are.Copy !req
464. Welcome back.Copy !req
465. Who is the new guy?Copy !req
466. That guy?Copy !req
467. You are gonna love that guy.Copy !req
468. Mjo-Mjolnir!Copy !req
469. Mjolnir!Copy !req
470. It's me Thor.Copy !req
471. Have you seen my hammer?Copy !req
472. Mjolnir here boy.Copy !req
473. Mjolnir?Copy !req
474. Mjolnir.Copy !req
475. You are back!Copy !req
476. Mjolnir!Copy !req
477. Excuse me. Hello.Copy !req
478. That's my hammer you have got there.Copy !req
479. And that is my look.Copy !req
480. Hey!Copy !req
481. Enough tomfoolery.Copy !req
482. Why don't you take off that mask
and reveal yourself?Copy !req
483. Come on.Copy !req
484. Hey.Copy !req
485. Jane?Copy !req
486. Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.Copy !req
487. He was a God of Thunder,Copy !req
488. and she a woman of science.Copy !req
489. And although they were
from different worlds...Copy !req
490. somehow it just made sense.Copy !req
491. And together they embarked...Copy !req
492. on a journey of love.Copy !req
493. Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...Copy !req
494. And Jane taught Thor
the way of the people.Copy !req
495. And as time passed,Copy !req
496. their love grew deeper and deeper.Copy !req
497. She is incredible isn't she Mjolnir?Copy !req
498. I need you to promise me,Copy !req
499. you will always protect her.Copy !req
500. I love you too buddy.Copy !req
501. And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.Copy !req
502. Thor set his sights toward a future,Copy !req
503. and all it might hold.Copy !req
504. But the more he pondered
a life with Jane,Copy !req
505. the more he feared losing that life.Copy !req
506. And although Jane
didn't want to admit it...Copy !req
507. she was scared of loss as well.Copy !req
508. And so, they built walls between them.Copy !req
509. Thor got busy saving humanity.Copy !req
510. Heimdall!Copy !req
511. And Jane got busy doing the same.Copy !req
512. Real busy.Copy !req
513. And eventually the space
between them grew and grew,Copy !req
514. until it became too wide to bear.Copy !req
515. Something had to give.Copy !req
516. I have to stay up all night,Copy !req
517. Oh really I...
to go through this data.Copy !req
518. Ok!
You and I have to stay up all nightCopy !req
519. and clean all of this up. This is...
It's two plates and two forks!Copy !req
520. Is two plates...Copy !req
521. And then one night, it did give.Copy !req
522. Jane wrote a note.Copy !req
523. And Thor read that note.Copy !req
524. And their legend suddenly became myth.Copy !req
525. Or so they thought.Copy !req
526. You ok?Copy !req
527. Yeah...Copy !req
528. it's a little hot in...Copy !req
529. Starting to feel...Copy !req
530. It's claustrophobic with the helmet.Copy !req
531. How?Copy !req
532. Can we talk about this later?Copy !req
533. Yeah sure.Copy !req
534. Great seeing you.Copy !req
535. What?Copy !req
536. Kill all the gods.Copy !req
537. Hey. Is that the Necrosword?Copy !req
538. That's cool.
I have only ever read about it in stories.Copy !req
539. Then you know this is going to hurt.Copy !req
540. Pain.Copy !req
541. What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?Copy !req
542. Ok that's very sharp!Copy !req
543. Ready?Copy !req
544. Don't touch my things.Copy !req
545. Yeah you better run you coward.Copy !req
546. The children.Copy !req
547. They are taking the children!Copy !req
548. Mommy!Copy !req
549. Mom!Copy !req
550. Shadow monsters.Copy !req
551. Disgusting.Copy !req
552. Flew around the world twice.Copy !req
553. Nothing.Copy !req
554. Cowards must have run away.
We will find them.Copy !req
555. Quite a reunion?Copy !req
556. You are telling me.Copy !req
557. What's it been?
Like three, four years?Copy !req
558. Eight years seven months and six days.Copy !req
559. I have not forgotten...Copy !req
560. the last time I saw you or didn't see you
because you left.Copy !req
561. It's kind of an over simplification
to say that I left.Copy !req
562. Oh no. you left.Copy !req
563. You did.Copy !req
564. You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.Copy !req
565. I should know I was there.Copy !req
566. You were not there actually hence the note.
I was.Copy !req
567. And if you were not there to see me leave
then maybe it was you that left.Copy !req
568. Fair point.Copy !req
569. Not that it matters.Copy !req
570. Like who is keeping track right?
No. Yeah.Copy !req
571. I suppose we both left and both got left.Copy !req
572. Now you are leaving again.Copy !req
573. Miek, we need detailed accounts
from all the witnesses.Copy !req
574. Darryl get me all the names of
the children who have been lost.Copy !req
575. Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken
and I don't know where she is.Copy !req
576. And she will be found.Copy !req
577. Guys they are bleeding.
Get them to the infirmary. Now!Copy !req
578. Darryl!Copy !req
579. Majesty, should we start working
on a performance of this entire debacle?Copy !req
580. The people need entertainment.Copy !req
581. Particularly now in times of crisis.Copy !req
582. Particularly.Copy !req
583. I did not hear a no.Copy !req
584. Nor did I.Copy !req
585. Asgard. Night.
Yes!Copy !req
586. We open on some sleeping children.Copy !req
587. So that's the ex-girlfriend is it?Copy !req
588. The old ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
589. Jodie Foster.Copy !req
590. Jane Foster.Copy !req
591. The one that got away.Copy !req
592. The one that got away.Copy !req
593. That means escaped.Copy !req
594. Yeah.Copy !req
595. Yeah...Copy !req
596. Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend,Copy !req
597. and your ex-hammer hanging out
and getting on so well.Copy !req
598. What you up to bro?Copy !req
599. Come on.Copy !req
600. Come to daddy.Copy !req
601. Come on. Mjolnir.Copy !req
602. Hey! There you are.Copy !req
603. Hey.Copy !req
604. Do you know what, I think we should do?
I was just calling you.Copy !req
605. Start an army!
With what?Copy !req
606. Half our soldiers are dead!Copy !req
607. Half our soldiers are always dead!Copy !req
608. Everyone please...
Where are the children?Copy !req
609. Go home.
I promise you we will have news soon.Copy !req
610. Someone needs to tell us what happened.Copy !req
611. We shall find them.Copy !req
612. I just don't understand.
You know what?Copy !req
613. This is all our fault.Copy !req
614. Stop it!Copy !req
615. Asgard!Copy !req
616. My friends we must not quarrel.Copy !req
617. In times like this we need to unite
come together.Copy !req
618. I see what's happening here.Copy !req
619. You are afraid.Copy !req
620. Scared.Copy !req
621. Afraid.Copy !req
622. Anxious.Copy !req
623. If we are to find the children
we must first look within ourselves.Copy !req
624. I am sorry Miek, it's very hardCopy !req
625. to give a rousing speech with the...Copy !req
626. noise. What are you doing?
She is taking minutes.Copy !req
627. Precious minutes we don't have.Copy !req
628. You want the kids back?Copy !req
629. I will be back in a minute.Copy !req
630. You can write that down Miek.Copy !req
631. No!Copy !req
632. Stormbreaker what are you doing?Copy !req
633. Is this about Mjolnir?Copy !req
634. Everyone out!Copy !req
635. Didn't find them.Copy !req
636. Bae your cape is on fire.Copy !req
637. It's fine. It will grow back.Copy !req
638. I am invoicing you for this.Copy !req
639. Listen.Copy !req
640. What do we know about this guy?Copy !req
641. He travels through shadows.
And he creates monsters with them.Copy !req
642. Absolutely freaky monsters.Copy !req
643. He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?Copy !req
644. Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.Copy !req
645. What's a Necrosword?Copy !req
646. It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
through hands since the dawn of time.Copy !req
647. It has the ability to slay gods...Copy !req
648. but it slowly corrupts and kills
whoever wields it.Copy !req
649. Which means...
So it infected him.Copy !req
650. It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.Copy !req
651. So basically we are up againstCopy !req
652. a cursed shadow-zombie kidnapper.Copy !req
653. Awesome.Copy !req
654. When do we leave?
Thor.Copy !req
655. Can you see me?Copy !req
656. Floating head alert.Copy !req
657. It's Astrid.Copy !req
658. Heimdall's son.Copy !req
659. Astrid, are you ok?Copy !req
660. I no longer go by the name Astrid.Copy !req
661. I am now known as Axl.Copy !req
662. He is a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.Copy !req
663. G N' R.
Astrid...Copy !req
664. your father gave you
a very tough Viking name...Copy !req
665. and I intend to honor his wishes.Copy !req
666. Axl.
Astrid.Copy !req
667. I said Axl.
Astrid.Copy !req
668. Axl!
It's asshole. Now listen to him!Copy !req
669. Alright fine, Axl.Copy !req
670. Where are you?
I am not sure.Copy !req
671. I don't know how to use
my magic eyes yet.Copy !req
672. Your father taught me
and I am gonna teach you.Copy !req
673. I need you to focus...Copy !req
674. and hold out your hand.Copy !req
675. Ok good. Now focus.Copy !req
676. Close your eyes.Copy !req
677. Thor!Copy !req
678. Hey how is it going kids?Copy !req
679. How is it going? Look where we are.Copy !req
680. We are in a cage made of spikes.Copy !req
681. Yes right. Not good. Yeah.Copy !req
682. Are you gonna do something?Copy !req
683. Yes. Yes I am, but just not right now.Copy !req
684. I am the vision ghost. Look.Copy !req
685. See?
What will happen to us?Copy !req
686. Who can tell?Copy !req
687. I mean
this is a very very bad situation.Copy !req
688. You know the good news is,
you are Asgardians.Copy !req
689. So if you die you will end up in Valhalla.Copy !req
690. Oh my God. Go away.Copy !req
691. Wait wait. Listen.Copy !req
692. Ok. It's alright children.
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's ok.Copy !req
693. Listen I have got a plan ok?Copy !req
694. I am putting together
a really really good team.Copy !req
695. We have got...Copy !req
696. Uncle Korg.Copy !req
697. King Valkyrie...Copy !req
698. my ex-girlfriend Jane,Copy !req
699. which is a whole other story
I won't bore you with ok?Copy !req
700. But it is, a top-notch team...Copy !req
701. and we are gonna have you home
before you know it.Copy !req
702. Yeah.Copy !req
703. I know where you are.Copy !req
704. I am gonna get you out of here.Copy !req
705. I am scared.Copy !req
706. We all are.Copy !req
707. Thor! Thor! Save us.
Save us. Save us.Copy !req
708. Get me out of here.
You take care ok?Copy !req
709. Take care. I will see you soon.
Alright?Copy !req
710. Axl get me out of here!Copy !req
711. They are in the Shadow Realm.Copy !req
712. How do you know?Copy !req
713. The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.Copy !req
714. It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.Copy !req
715. Well then if it's color we need...Copy !req
716. let's bring the rainbow.Copy !req
717. Bring the rainbow?
Is that a catchphrase or something?Copy !req
718. She is only been a Thor for a minute.Copy !req
719. I mean saving lives she is quite good at.
But the rest of it she needs work.Copy !req
720. How many catchphrases have there been?
A lot.Copy !req
721. Yep. Jumped the gun.Copy !req
722. Hang on he moves through shadows
and he is going to the Shadow Realm,Copy !req
723. it seems like that's where
he is going to be the most powerful.Copy !req
724. You are right. We can't just go
marching in there.Copy !req
725. It could be a trap.
We would be endangering the children.Copy !req
726. We need reinforcements.
We must raise an army.Copy !req
727. Are you thinking
what I think you are thinking?Copy !req
728. I am thinking it.
What are we thinking?Copy !req
729. Thinking what?
I am thinking it too.Copy !req
730. Omnipotence City.Copy !req
731. What's Omnipotence City?Copy !req
732. It's the home of the most powerful gods
in the universe.Copy !req
733. We could pull together
the greatest team ever.Copy !req
734. We could recruit Ra, Hercules...Copy !req
735. Tūmatauenga.Copy !req
736. Quetzalcoatl maybe.Copy !req
737. And Zeus.Copy !req
738. The oldest and wisest of them all.Copy !req
739. Did you say Zeus?Copy !req
740. Yeah Zeus.Copy !req
741. Like the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?Copy !req
742. I am not sure if he has a second name.Copy !req
743. Do you think my god will be there
Ninny of the Nonny?Copy !req
744. You never know Korg. But if they are
we will ask them to join our team.Copy !req
745. Yes.Copy !req
746. Stormbreaker.Copy !req
747. Alright. Calm down. Relax.Copy !req
748. No, no, no mate, we are not traveling
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.Copy !req
749. Look what just happened.Copy !req
750. We can't exactly go
in your tiny little flying portal horse.Copy !req
751. Can we?
We won't all fit.Copy !req
752. What are you talking about?
Warsong is awesome.Copy !req
753. Stormbreaker is awesome too.Copy !req
754. Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.Copy !req
755. Anything that can handle space travel.Copy !req
756. I love it when she talks shop.Copy !req
757. It has the power to get us there,Copy !req
758. it just needs something to focus
that energy so it's not so...Copy !req
759. unpredictable.Copy !req
760. You know, if we had a ship
we could harness it,Copy !req
761. and use Stormbreaker as a power source.Copy !req
762. Oh, like an engine.Copy !req
763. Like an engine.
You need a ship?Copy !req
764. I have got a ship.Copy !req
765. Get rid of all those seats.Copy !req
766. And you guys go tie
those goats to the front.Copy !req
767. We leave in 15 minutes.Copy !req
768. Essentials only everyone.Copy !req
769. That's essential.Copy !req
770. Fifteen minutes to departure!Copy !req
771. Well you moved on quick didn't you?Copy !req
772. You are some piece of work.Copy !req
773. Oh, hey!Copy !req
774. Hey.Copy !req
775. Just catching up with an old friend.Copy !req
776. Yeah.Copy !req
777. I have been meaning to apologize.Copy !req
778. Sort acting a little weird before.
I just have not really been myself lately.Copy !req
779. You know kind of...Copy !req
780. trying to figure out who I am, and...Copy !req
781. just felt a little bit lost.Copy !req
782. And then all of a sudden
I see you dressed as me and...Copy !req
783. it was kind of...Copy !req
784. It's a lot for me too.Copy !req
785. So how did...Copy !req
786. you guys get together?
How did this happen?Copy !req
787. I swear...Copy !req
788. I heard Mjolnir call to me.Copy !req
789. Did it?Copy !req
790. And so I came here to investigate,Copy !req
791. and its pieces started...Copy !req
792. glowing and swirling and then...Copy !req
793. Crazy.Copy !req
794. Thor.Copy !req
795. Well, you know what it looks good
on you it works, so...Copy !req
796. Just checking.Copy !req
797. See you later.Copy !req
798. Five minutes to departure!Copy !req
799. What?Copy !req
800. We were just talking.Copy !req
801. Mommy don't leave me.Copy !req
802. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
803. Even when I am gone honey...Copy !req
804. You won't be alone.Copy !req
805. And whatever happens...Copy !req
806. never stop fighting.Copy !req
807. Never stop fighting.Copy !req
808. Hey.Copy !req
809. You alright?Copy !req
810. Great.Copy !req
811. The sink would say otherwise.Copy !req
812. You think I really should be coming?Copy !req
813. I am not getting any better.Copy !req
814. You are a Thor. Of course you should come.Copy !req
815. Besides what else are you gonna do?Copy !req
816. You are a Viking now.Copy !req
817. Means you pretty much
have to die in battle...Copy !req
818. and it needs to be, devastatingly painful.Copy !req
819. Otherwise you don't get into Valhalla.Copy !req
820. That's my plan.Copy !req
821. What about...Copy !req
822. you know kinging and stuff?Copy !req
823. I love being king.Copy !req
824. I love my people,Copy !req
825. but it's all meetings and raven-mail,Copy !req
826. and meetings
that could have been raven-mail.Copy !req
827. I miss fighting.Copy !req
828. I miss my sisters.Copy !req
829. Which is why you need to come
because I need one.Copy !req
830. Ok, we should go.Copy !req
831. You packed?Copy !req
832. Are you packed?Copy !req
833. Yes!Copy !req
834. A hand grenade?Copy !req
835. No. It's a portable speaker.Copy !req
836. Let's go.Copy !req
837. If you don't mind keeping the sinkCopy !req
838. thing under wraps?Copy !req
839. I got you.Copy !req
840. My fellow Asgardians.Copy !req
841. Wish us well for we shall travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.Copy !req
842. We will return with children.Copy !req
843. Many children.Copy !req
844. And then we shall feast!Copy !req
845. Not on the children.Copy !req
846. We do not do that anymore.Copy !req
847. Those were dark times.Copy !req
848. Shameful times.Copy !req
849. Ok we should go.Copy !req
850. So, you still rollerblading?Copy !req
851. No. No.Copy !req
852. You?Copy !req
853. Oh yeah. Every weekend.Copy !req
854. Once you blade you never fade.
Right Korg?Copy !req
855. Skate mates for life!Copy !req
856. Hey can I run something by you?
Yeah.Copy !req
857. So I was thinking
when we get to the bad guy,Copy !req
858. what about if I had like
a cool catchphrase like...Copy !req
859. Eat this hammer!Copy !req
860. Or like...Copy !req
861. Check out my hammer.Copy !req
862. Like, what about...Copy !req
863. No. I am work shopping it.Copy !req
864. No, no, no, no, no,
they are all really good, mine is...Copy !req
865. This ends here and now.Copy !req
866. Oh that's such a good one.Copy !req
867. Took me a long time to perfect it.Copy !req
868. You will get there.
You just need to practice.Copy !req
869. Just my first bad guy.Copy !req
870. You never forget your first.Copy !req
871. Yeah.Copy !req
872. So you got a girlfriend?Copy !req
873. No, no. Too busy don't have time
you know, just...Copy !req
874. the work and everything.
Cool.Copy !req
875. We gonna check this place out.Copy !req
876. So cool.Copy !req
877. Who is so cool?Copy !req
878. The buildings are cool.Copy !req
879. What's happening there?Copy !req
880. Where?
Am I...Copy !req
881. sensing feelings?Copy !req
882. Feelings, what?Copy !req
883. For Jane? No, don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
884. Feelings, the last time we had feelings were...Copy !req
885. long time ago. Long long gone.
I think you...Copy !req
886. Maybe you have feelings.
Right.Copy !req
887. Mate relax.Copy !req
888. I don't know.
We are on the same team.Copy !req
889. Know exactly what team we are on ok?Copy !req
890. Team Jane.Copy !req
891. Thing about Thor,
is that he always bounces back.Copy !req
892. Yeah.
Like when Hela stole his hammer,Copy !req
893. he went and built an axe which was forged
in the heart of a dying star.Copy !req
894. And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.Copy !req
895. That's a good one.Copy !req
896. What a neat story!Copy !req
897. With all this talk about chopping off heads...Copy !req
898. I wanna have a go.Copy !req
899. What's this?Copy !req
900. This is Octy.Copy !req
901. Hello Octy.Copy !req
902. How are you?Copy !req
903. You know what Octy loves?Copy !req
904. Having his head ripped off!Copy !req
905. What?
You liked it a second ago.Copy !req
906. Alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
907. Octy is gone.Copy !req
908. Come on.Copy !req
909. I am scared.Copy !req
910. Look at you.Copy !req
911. I knew a little girl just like you.Copy !req
912. And she was brave,Copy !req
913. and she was smart...Copy !req
914. and funny,Copy !req
915. and she liked to draw.Copy !req
916. Let me ask you a question...Copy !req
917. about gods.Copy !req
918. They are meant to protect you right?Copy !req
919. Well where are they?Copy !req
920. Thor is on his way.Copy !req
921. Yeah!Copy !req
922. Yes.Copy !req
923. I am counting on that.Copy !req
924. That's why you are here.Copy !req
925. It's invitation only so we are gonna have
to keep a low profile and blend in.Copy !req
926. Luckily disguises, are my specialty.Copy !req
927. Greek philosopher?Copy !req
928. Got us these.Copy !req
929. What are those?Copy !req
930. Actual disguises.Copy !req
931. They are the cloaks of the emotion gods.Copy !req
932. Every color signifies a different emotion.Copy !req
933. Where are the emotion gods?Copy !req
934. Don't ask.Copy !req
935. Holy shit.Copy !req
936. Welcome to the Golden Temple kids.Copy !req
937. This is where the most powerful
creator gods in the universe hang out.Copy !req
938. There is the god of magic,Copy !req
939. the god of dreams,Copy !req
940. the god of carpentry.Copy !req
941. Look at that one.Copy !req
942. Oh yes. That's Bao god of dumplings.Copy !req
943. Hey Bao!
Bao.Copy !req
944. Look up there guys!Copy !req
945. That's the Kronan god Ninny of the Nonny.Copy !req
946. Hey Ninny Nonny!Copy !req
947. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
948. Zeus!Copy !req
949. Zeus!Copy !req
950. Zeus!Copy !req
951. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
952. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
953. Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!Copy !req
954. Yes.Copy !req
955. I am Zeus!Copy !req
956. There he is!Copy !req
957. The man, the myth, the legend.Copy !req
958. I don't know if you know this but
I base a lot of what I do on this guy.Copy !req
959. He is the god of lightning
I am the god of thunder.Copy !req
960. Huge source of inspiration.Copy !req
961. That's really good.Copy !req
962. You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.Copy !req
963. How do we get up there?
Do we just like fly?Copy !req
964. No we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.Copy !req
965. He is famous for his entrances.Copy !req
966. Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!Copy !req
967. Yes!Copy !req
968. Zeus!Copy !req
969. Yes! Thunderbolt!Copy !req
970. Order.Copy !req
971. Order!Copy !req
972. Silence!Copy !req
973. Silence!Copy !req
974. I hereby open...Copy !req
975. this holy council...Copy !req
976. of the god.Copy !req
977. Where we have many many serious matterCopy !req
978. to be talk about.Copy !req
979. Such as...Copy !req
980. where are we going
to hold this year's orgy?Copy !req
981. Is this guy for real?Copy !req
982. Honestly I am not mad at it.Copy !req
983. Yeah I am sure he has a point ok?Copy !req
984. Sorry.
So now we are going to announceCopy !req
985. the winner,Copy !req
986. of the Most...Copy !req
987. human souls,Copy !req
988. sacrificed,Copy !req
989. in the name of a god.Copy !req
990. Ok maybe he is not that great.Copy !req
991. Oh no, not good.Copy !req
992. No, I don't think it's gonna get
any better than this.Copy !req
993. Look these gods are not gonna help.Copy !req
994. But that thunderbolt
I think that might be of use.Copy !req
995. Jane, you go right.
Thor you go left.Copy !req
996. We bum-rush him, take the bolt,
ding-dong.Copy !req
997. Alright let's go get it!Copy !req
998. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
999. There is no ding-donging or bum-rushing.Copy !req
1000. Especially not, Zeus' bum.Copy !req
1001. When the time is right
I am gonna talk to him.Copy !req
1002. The time is right now.Copy !req
1003. Time is not right now.Copy !req
1004. Who is talking?Copy !req
1005. Who is talking?Copy !req
1006. These guys.Copy !req
1007. Korg shut up.Copy !req
1008. Do you have something to say
to the group?Copy !req
1009. Sorry.Copy !req
1010. I am bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.Copy !req
1011. Literally heads will roll.Copy !req
1012. Who are you two?Copy !req
1013. Hello.Copy !req
1014. Let me be the first to say it is an honor
and a privilege to be...Copy !req
1015. No I can't hear you.Copy !req
1016. Why don't you take the stage?Copy !req
1017. The stage down there?Copy !req
1018. Well yes. You see the area...Copy !req
1019. that looks very much like a stage?Copy !req
1020. Got ya.Copy !req
1021. Coming through.Copy !req
1022. Sorry.Copy !req
1023. Good luck bro.Copy !req
1024. Mighty Zeus!Copy !req
1025. Gods of the universe...Copy !req
1026. I come here to ask for your help,Copy !req
1027. to raise an army.Copy !req
1028. There is a maniac called the God ButcherCopy !req
1029. who seeks to end us all.Copy !req
1030. His destruction is everywhere.Copy !req
1031. Entire planets, realms...Copy !req
1032. have been left completely unprotected.Copy !req
1033. He has left nothing but chaos in his wake.Copy !req
1034. But I know where he is...Copy !req
1035. and with your help,Copy !req
1036. we can crush him,Copy !req
1037. before he kills anyone else.Copy !req
1038. That guy...Copy !req
1039. he killed a couple of low-level god.Copy !req
1040. Yeah. Boo-hoo.Copy !req
1041. If that's all...Copy !req
1042. pretty boy...Copy !req
1043. you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.Copy !req
1044. Yeah I am sorry.
Did you not...Copy !req
1045. hear any of what I just said? He is...Copy !req
1046. He is murdering en masse.Copy !req
1047. I tell you, one time...Copy !req
1048. now you shut up.Copy !req
1049. You be quiet.Copy !req
1050. Because you are this close,Copy !req
1051. to being uninvited to the orgy.Copy !req
1052. Zeus?Copy !req
1053. We must do something.Copy !req
1054. You cannot come to the orgy!Copy !req
1055. You have to listen to us!
That's it!Copy !req
1056. Shackle!Copy !req
1057. Your Highness whenever you are ready
you just tell me.Copy !req
1058. We go on my signal.Copy !req
1059. What is the signal?Copy !req
1060. It will be Go.Copy !req
1061. Let's see who you are.Copy !req
1062. I take off your disguise.Copy !req
1063. And flick!Copy !req
1064. You flicked too hard damn it!Copy !req
1065. Should we help him?Copy !req
1066. I mean eventually.Copy !req
1067. Grape?Copy !req
1068. Looks like a shy courgette.Copy !req
1069. And what about the others?Copy !req
1070. We take off their disguise too.Copy !req
1071. Oh no. No. Don't flick us.Copy !req
1072. It's cool.Copy !req
1073. Disguise gone!Copy !req
1074. Disguise off. Cool?Copy !req
1075. Asgardians.Copy !req
1076. I thought we had seen the last of you
when Odin died.Copy !req
1077. You are Thor...Copy !req
1078. the God of Thunder.Copy !req
1079. But is not thunder,Copy !req
1080. just the sound of lightning?Copy !req
1081. Good one Dad.Copy !req
1082. Zeus this is bigger than us.Copy !req
1083. He is taken Asgardian children.Copy !req
1084. Who do you think we are?Copy !req
1085. The god police?Copy !req
1086. Every god watches over their own peoples.Copy !req
1087. Nothing more nothing less.Copy !req
1088. Asgardian problems...Copy !req
1089. are Asgardian problems.Copy !req
1090. How the mighty have fallen.Copy !req
1091. My hero...Copy !req
1092. Zeus...Copy !req
1093. afraid.Copy !req
1094. Couple of thing.Copy !req
1095. One,Copy !req
1096. yes, I am scared.Copy !req
1097. Gorr has the Necrosword...Copy !req
1098. which means he could kill us.Copy !req
1099. Not good.Copy !req
1100. Two.Copy !req
1101. I know you are trying
to do the right thing.Copy !req
1102. I understand.Copy !req
1103. But all you do, is cause a panic.Copy !req
1104. Panic is not good.Copy !req
1105. We are safe here.Copy !req
1106. You my friend.Copy !req
1107. You are safe here.Copy !req
1108. So chill baby cake.Copy !req
1109. Have some wine,Copy !req
1110. have some grape.Copy !req
1111. Anything goes here...Copy !req
1112. in Omnipotence City.Copy !req
1113. And three.Copy !req
1114. Don't talk back to Zeus.Copy !req
1115. I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.Copy !req
1116. Now I put your clothes back on!Copy !req
1117. Flick flick.Copy !req
1118. For this, is the Golden Temple of the god.Copy !req
1119. It's not a rudie-nudie festival.Copy !req
1120. If you are not gonna help us
then at least let us use your weapon.Copy !req
1121. We need your lightning bolt.Copy !req
1122. My lightning bolt, is called Thunderbolt.Copy !req
1123. So I think,Copy !req
1124. to use somebody is secret weapon like this...Copy !req
1125. that you should at least get the name rightCopy !req
1126. when you ask.Copy !req
1127. Can I borrow...Copy !req
1128. Thunderbolt?Copy !req
1129. Thunderbolt!Copy !req
1130. No!Copy !req
1131. Do not worry.Copy !req
1132. The God Butcher...Copy !req
1133. he will not reach Eternity.Copy !req
1134. Eternity?Copy !req
1135. What does he mean reach Eternity?Copy !req
1136. Oh shit.Copy !req
1137. Eternity...Copy !req
1138. is a very powerful being
at the center of the universe.Copy !req
1139. It will grant the desire
of the first person who reaches it.Copy !req
1140. So it's like a wishing well?Copy !req
1141. What do you think a guy called
the God Butcher would wish for?Copy !req
1142. If he seeks the Altar of Eternity
that means he could wipe us out at once.Copy !req
1143. Zeus we must act now.Copy !req
1144. He is not going to make it.Copy !req
1145. He doesn't have the key.Copy !req
1146. Is this the purpose of the gods?Copy !req
1147. To hide away in a golden palace
like cowards?Copy !req
1148. Maybe we have lost our way.Copy !req
1149. You know what?
We will stop him ourselves.Copy !req
1150. I am afraid I cannot allow that.Copy !req
1151. This is a secret place...Copy !req
1152. known only to the gods.Copy !req
1153. You know where we are.Copy !req
1154. The God Butcher could use you,Copy !req
1155. to find us.Copy !req
1156. This is no good.Copy !req
1157. So now...Copy !req
1158. you must stay.Copy !req
1159. Guards!Copy !req
1160. Hey.Copy !req
1161. Can we do my plan now?
Yes.Copy !req
1162. Rush his bum.
Hell yeah!Copy !req
1163. You didn't say Go.Copy !req
1164. Coming guys!Copy !req
1165. Thor catch!Copy !req
1166. Korg!Copy !req
1167. Val duck!Copy !req
1168. Korg!Copy !req
1169. Thor.Copy !req
1170. Oh no.Copy !req
1171. No. Korg!Copy !req
1172. Thor...Copy !req
1173. I-I am perishing!Copy !req
1174. Zeus!Copy !req
1175. You are next Odinson!Copy !req
1176. That's the sound of lightning.Copy !req
1177. No!Copy !req
1178. Korgi!Copy !req
1179. Thor.Copy !req
1180. Korgi?
I am down here.Copy !req
1181. Where? Where are you?Copy !req
1182. I am gonna get you out. It's ok.Copy !req
1183. Korg. Korgi!
Here I am!Copy !req
1184. I didn't die!Copy !req
1185. Oh my God.
Yes! You are alive!Copy !req
1186. Turns out the only part of a Kronan
that's alive is his mouth.Copy !req
1187. Korgi listen.
I need you to call the goats.Copy !req
1188. I will do my best.Copy !req
1189. Guard him with your life.Copy !req
1190. I will.Copy !req
1191. Ready to go for a ride?Copy !req
1192. Now you have got my six.Copy !req
1193. Eight o'clock Val.Copy !req
1194. 7:48.Copy !req
1195. I can do this damn it.Copy !req
1196. No that's not it. No that's not it.Copy !req
1197. Nope.Copy !req
1198. Come on Korg purse those lips.Copy !req
1199. I did it!Copy !req
1200. And then the goat boat came in,Copy !req
1201. rescued us and we...Copy !req
1202. flew out the window.Copy !req
1203. The end.Copy !req
1204. Another classic Thor adventure.Copy !req
1205. I can't believe you killed Zeus.Copy !req
1206. Well you know what they say,Copy !req
1207. never meet your heroes.Copy !req
1208. But what's important is
we are on our way to you right now.Copy !req
1209. How are you guys doing?
Are you ok?Copy !req
1210. We are alright. A little scared.Copy !req
1211. Well listen I know
what it's like to be scared.Copy !req
1212. And I will tell you when I was your age...Copy !req
1213. I don't think I would have been
as brave as you.Copy !req
1214. Really?Copy !req
1215. In fact might just be the bravest
Asgardians that I have ever met.Copy !req
1216. All of you.Copy !req
1217. So I need you
to keep being brave alright?Copy !req
1218. And take care of each other.
You are a team now.Copy !req
1219. Team Kids in a Cage.Copy !req
1220. Can you do that?Copy !req
1221. Yeah. I think we can do that.Copy !req
1222. I know you can.Copy !req
1223. Right?Copy !req
1224. Thor?
Yeah.Copy !req
1225. I am glad I met my hero.Copy !req
1226. Oh thanks buddy.Copy !req
1227. How are the children?Copy !req
1228. As you can imagine they are a little bit
scared because they are kids,Copy !req
1229. but I told them
that everything is going to plan.Copy !req
1230. Oh so you lied to them?Copy !req
1231. We still have a plan?Copy !req
1232. Yes there is a plan.
There is no plan.Copy !req
1233. There is a plan.
No.Copy !req
1234. There is no plan.Copy !req
1235. We failed to raise a god army...Copy !req
1236. Korg is dead.Copy !req
1237. He is not dead.
I am not dead.Copy !req
1238. Well he is a head. And you...Copy !req
1239. you got properly humiliated.Copy !req
1240. No I got properly naked
which I am ok with.Copy !req
1241. Jane?
I was ok with it.Copy !req
1242. Korg?
I loved it.Copy !req
1243. The point is, we are going
into the Shadow Realm,Copy !req
1244. weaker than we were before.Copy !req
1245. I mean, we are gonna die.Copy !req
1246. No one is gonna die, ok?
Really?Copy !req
1247. Everything is fine.
We did great back there.Copy !req
1248. We killed Zeus!
You killed Zeus.Copy !req
1249. Oh you know I mean that may
or may not be catastrophic for the...Copy !req
1250. for the whole universe and sure the...Copy !req
1251. entire god kingdom is probably going
to hunt us down for the rest of our days,Copy !req
1252. but listen you stole,Copy !req
1253. this beautiful weapon.Copy !req
1254. Alright? This is the army right here.Copy !req
1255. It's sleek, it's slender,
it's powerful, it's beautiful...Copy !req
1256. For you I love it, for you Valkyrie.Copy !req
1257. I mean it's not really what I am into,Copy !req
1258. because I have got my...Copy !req
1259. my weapon out there.Copy !req
1260. Can I borrow that for a second?Copy !req
1261. Oh there you are old friend.Copy !req
1262. That was quite an entrance back there.Copy !req
1263. Listen...Copy !req
1264. are we good?Copy !req
1265. Yeah?Copy !req
1266. I mean I know it's a little weird
having my ex-weapon around but...Copy !req
1267. come on, Mjolnir in the past.Copy !req
1268. It's you and me now buddy.Copy !req
1269. You know what?Copy !req
1270. I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?Copy !req
1271. Delicious.Copy !req
1272. I am sorry we have been fighting lately.Copy !req
1273. Hey.Copy !req
1274. Oh hey.Copy !req
1275. It's quite the view?Copy !req
1276. Yeah. Beautiful.Copy !req
1277. I just want to say that was very very
impressive what you did back there.Copy !req
1278. You and Mjolnir, you know.Copy !req
1279. Yeah.Copy !req
1280. Space dolphins.
What?Copy !req
1281. This...Copy !req
1282. You should see some space dolphins...
What?Copy !req
1283. Yeah.
Beautiful.Copy !req
1284. So beautiful. So rare.Copy !req
1285. Very loyal creatures.Copy !req
1286. They mate for life...Copy !req
1287. in packs of six.Copy !req
1288. Just love.Copy !req
1289. That is the song that my dad sang
to my other dad when they were courting.Copy !req
1290. When two Kronans wanna make a baby
they get together inside a mountain...Copy !req
1291. and they go down to a little lava pool,Copy !req
1292. and they hold hands over the hot lava,Copy !req
1293. and then after a month
they pull their hands apart,Copy !req
1294. and they find they ave created
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.Copy !req
1295. Oh, fascinating.Copy !req
1296. And hot.Copy !req
1297. Did you ever have a special someone?Copy !req
1298. I have had...Copy !req
1299. so many special someones but...Copy !req
1300. I don't know...Copy !req
1301. I don't know if I want that again.Copy !req
1302. Is that because you lost your girlfriend
in battle and never forgave yourself?Copy !req
1303. And now you are just trying to find answers
in the bottom of a bottle...Copy !req
1304. or some meaningless dalliance
which only serves to numb the pain,Copy !req
1305. instead of bringing you real happiness
or satisfaction?Copy !req
1306. Yeah.Copy !req
1307. Something like that.Copy !req
1308. Beautiful.Copy !req
1309. Beautiful things.Copy !req
1310. Jane.Copy !req
1311. Thor.Copy !req
1312. I wanna feel shitty about you.Copy !req
1313. What?Copy !req
1314. Well I wa... I...Copy !req
1315. I wanna feel shitty about something,Copy !req
1316. and I think that's you.Copy !req
1317. Not really getting any better.Copy !req
1318. It's not is it, damn it.Copy !req
1319. I wann...Copy !req
1320. My friend he-he told me
that it's better to feel shitty...Copy !req
1321. from losing love
than it is to never experience love,Copy !req
1322. and to feel nothing at all to feel
empty and I think he was right...Copy !req
1323. which is how I have been feeling
for a long time.Copy !req
1324. I have pushed people away,Copy !req
1325. kept them at a distance
because of the fear of that loss,Copy !req
1326. but I don't wanna do that anymore.Copy !req
1327. I don't wanna live like that.
Better to close off your heartCopy !req
1328. than feel the pain.
That's what I did, yes.Copy !req
1329. I closed off my heart and-and-and
I meditated.Copy !req
1330. Did you-you meditate?
No.Copy !req
1331. It's so boring.
It actually made me more angry.Copy !req
1332. But I am tired of giving myself over
to the idea of fate,Copy !req
1333. and trying to figure out
what the universe wants from me.Copy !req
1334. I wanna live in the moment
I wanna live like there is no tomorrow...Copy !req
1335. throw caution to the wind. I want...Copy !req
1336. I wanna be with you, Jane.Copy !req
1337. What do you say?Copy !req
1338. I have cancer.Copy !req
1339. I am sorry what?Copy !req
1340. I am sick.Copy !req
1341. Wait. What's happening?
Bye.Copy !req
1342. Bye.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1343. Jane, Jane, Jane. Wait, wait, wait.
Bye.Copy !req
1344. Jane?
What did I say? I didn't mean that.Copy !req
1345. Just kidding I...Copy !req
1346. don't have cancer.Copy !req
1347. Let's go smash something.Copy !req
1348. Jane I am so sorry.Copy !req
1349. Don't be sorry for me.Copy !req
1350. When did you find out?Copy !req
1351. Like six months ago I...Copy !req
1352. I was just feeling tired and then...Copy !req
1353. they told me I have Stage Four.Copy !req
1354. Get my affairs in order.Copy !req
1355. And then I heard Mjolnir calling me so...Copy !req
1356. I thought maybe,Copy !req
1357. if science isn't working maybe...Copy !req
1358. Viking space magic.Copy !req
1359. That's why you came to New Asgard.Copy !req
1360. Yeah I thought the hammer...Copy !req
1361. maybe could cure me and...Copy !req
1362. I think it's getting better.Copy !req
1363. Maybe not.Copy !req
1364. Jane none of us know how long we have.Copy !req
1365. We don't know what tomorrow holds.Copy !req
1366. And Mjolnir...Copy !req
1367. Mjolnir chose you.Copy !req
1368. And it chose you because you are worthy.Copy !req
1369. And that's something.Copy !req
1370. When I first met you...Copy !req
1371. I was unworthy.
I was unable to pick up that hammer.Copy !req
1372. But you taught me...Copy !req
1373. there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.Copy !req
1374. You made me worthy.Copy !req
1375. So whatever you wanna do
we can do together.Copy !req
1376. Ok.Copy !req
1377. Now what do you wanna do?Copy !req
1378. I wanna get those children
back to their families.Copy !req
1379. I wanna finish that mission.Copy !req
1380. Spoken like a true Thor.Copy !req
1381. How do you feel now?Copy !req
1382. So scared.Copy !req
1383. How are you feeling?Copy !req
1384. Shitty.Copy !req
1385. How shitty?Copy !req
1386. Really shitty.
Well then...Copy !req
1387. I wonder what those two are talking about
out there.Copy !req
1388. Yeah they are not talking.Copy !req
1389. Do you think those two will ever hold hands
over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?Copy !req
1390. It's unlikely sadly.Copy !req
1391. That's too bad.Copy !req
1392. I think Thor would make a great dad.Copy !req
1393. Hey. We are here.Copy !req
1394. Where did all the color go?Copy !req
1395. They are not here.Copy !req
1396. Where are they?Copy !req
1397. What the hell is this place?Copy !req
1398. Bifrost is the key?Copy !req
1399. It's a trap!Copy !req
1400. You wanna tell me why you just threw
Stormbreaker out the window?Copy !req
1401. He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.Copy !req
1402. We really have to stop meeting like this.Copy !req
1403. Call the axe.Copy !req
1404. I will call the axe when
you call the dentist.Copy !req
1405. Call the axe.Copy !req
1406. Tell me where the children are
or I am gonna kill you.Copy !req
1407. Call the axe.Copy !req
1408. Some god you are.Copy !req
1409. You know nothing...Copy !req
1410. of being a god.Copy !req
1411. You went to the gods for help,Copy !req
1412. and they did nothing.Copy !req
1413. We are alike in that sense.Copy !req
1414. He is nothing like you.Copy !req
1415. What was that?Copy !req
1416. I said he is nothing like you.Copy !req
1417. That's right.Copy !req
1418. I am not a hypocrite.Copy !req
1419. I am truly creating peace.
Peace?Copy !req
1420. You are murdering innocent gods.Copy !req
1421. Innocent?Copy !req
1422. Are you a Valkyrie?Copy !req
1423. Yes.Copy !req
1424. How exciting!Copy !req
1425. Oh the gods failed you too?Copy !req
1426. When your sisterhood
was led to slaughter.Copy !req
1427. Don't you dare speak...Copy !req
1428. Did you pray to the gods,Copy !req
1429. when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?Copy !req
1430. Did you beg them for help,Copy !req
1431. as your family was massacred?Copy !req
1432. Good chat.Copy !req
1433. This one.Copy !req
1434. You are interesting.Copy !req
1435. You are different.Copy !req
1436. Yes.Copy !req
1437. You are dying.Copy !req
1438. I am sorry.Copy !req
1439. We are on the same path.Copy !req
1440. Just as the sword...Copy !req
1441. empowered me...Copy !req
1442. the hammer empowered you.Copy !req
1443. But it did nothing to change your fate.Copy !req
1444. The gods...Copy !req
1445. will use you...Copy !req
1446. but they will not help you.Copy !req
1447. There is no...Copy !req
1448. eternal...Copy !req
1449. reward...Copy !req
1450. for us.Copy !req
1451. She will be gone soon.Copy !req
1452. And you know who won't help her?Copy !req
1453. I will give you one guess.Copy !req
1454. I know your pain.Copy !req
1455. Love is pain.Copy !req
1456. I had a daughter once.Copy !req
1457. I put my faith in a higher power,Copy !req
1458. hoping it would save her...Copy !req
1459. and she...Copy !req
1460. died.Copy !req
1461. Now I understand.Copy !req
1462. My daughter is the lucky one.Copy !req
1463. She does not have to grow up
in a world...Copy !req
1464. of suffering...Copy !req
1465. and pain...Copy !req
1466. run...Copy !req
1467. by wicked...Copy !req
1468. gods.Copy !req
1469. Choose love.Copy !req
1470. Call...Copy !req
1471. the axe.Copy !req
1472. Call...Copy !req
1473. the axe.Copy !req
1474. You ok?Copy !req
1475. Yeah.Copy !req
1476. I wanna kill this guy.Copy !req
1477. So do I, but we have to take him alive.Copy !req
1478. He is our only link
to finding those children.Copy !req
1479. Thank you Mr. Goat.Copy !req
1480. Val!Copy !req
1481. We got to get her out of here!Copy !req
1482. Hey. I got you.Copy !req
1483. Hey guys we are here.
Come on let's go.Copy !req
1484. Stormbreaker take us home.Copy !req
1485. At a rate that
none of us have seen before.Copy !req
1486. Look, there are other more aggressive forms
of treatment we can try...Copy !req
1487. but something is affecting her
body's ability to fight the cancer.Copy !req
1488. I am sorry Thor.Copy !req
1489. Oh. There you are.Copy !req
1490. Ok.
What's going on out there?Copy !req
1491. Oh some moron made a fridge
without a door.Copy !req
1492. Can you believe it?Copy !req
1493. Not to worry. Got it open
and got you all sorts of...Copy !req
1494. goodies.Copy !req
1495. How is Val?Copy !req
1496. She is in a lot of pain...Copy !req
1497. but she is stable.Copy !req
1498. Ok good.Copy !req
1499. Now you just got to get this,Copy !req
1500. out of my...
No no no.Copy !req
1501. That's got to stay in there.
That's all the...Copy !req
1502. magic potions and elixirs
doing their thing so...Copy !req
1503. just gonna pop out for a moment,
pick up the kids...Copy !req
1504. kill the bad guy and then
I will come straight back.Copy !req
1505. You are going without me?Copy !req
1506. Yeah.Copy !req
1507. What happened to like
doing everything together?Copy !req
1508. He is gonna use those kids to distract you.Copy !req
1509. You need me.Copy !req
1510. I do need you Jane.Copy !req
1511. I need you alive.Copy !req
1512. It would be great to have you
on the battlefield,Copy !req
1513. fighting Gorr side by side
but that hammer...Copy !req
1514. is killing you.Copy !req
1515. Every time you use it
it's draining all of your mortal strength...Copy !req
1516. leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.Copy !req
1517. What happened to live
like there is no tomorrow?Copy !req
1518. Well that's before I knew
you might not have one.Copy !req
1519. Why not have one more adventure?Copy !req
1520. Jane if there is a chance to live
you have to take it.Copy !req
1521. Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.Copy !req
1522. I know I seem like some
cool astrophysicist from...Copy !req
1523. New Mexico just living the dream but...Copy !req
1524. look at me.Copy !req
1525. I wanna keep fighting.Copy !req
1526. I am the Mighty Thor.Copy !req
1527. And you want me not to do that?Copy !req
1528. What's the point of more time...Copy !req
1529. of this?Copy !req
1530. Because I love you.Copy !req
1531. I have always loved you.Copy !req
1532. And this is a chance, for us.Copy !req
1533. But if you pick up that damn hammer
again then that chance is gone.Copy !req
1534. It's your choice Jane.Copy !req
1535. But I would regret it every single day
if I didn't ask you to stay here...Copy !req
1536. so we could try
and figure this out together.Copy !req
1537. You better come back to me.Copy !req
1538. I am coming back as soon as I can.Copy !req
1539. Break a leg.Copy !req
1540. I will break all his legs.Copy !req
1541. Remember that the Gate to Eternity,Copy !req
1542. is at the literal center of the universe.
Universe, yes.Copy !req
1543. If you go past the cluster of comets...
Yes yes I know.Copy !req
1544. We have been over this.
I am not gonna get lost.Copy !req
1545. So how you feeling with the old stab wound?Copy !req
1546. I think I lost my kidney.Copy !req
1547. Gone completely?Copy !req
1548. I wish I could join you, but...Copy !req
1549. I would probably die
and that won't help get the kids back...Copy !req
1550. so you will have to go alone.Copy !req
1551. All you have to do,Copy !req
1552. is destroy that sword.Copy !req
1553. It's his source of power.Copy !req
1554. He won't survive long without it.Copy !req
1555. Hey.Copy !req
1556. Don't die.Copy !req
1557. Yeah I know.Copy !req
1558. Eternity.Copy !req
1559. Finally.Copy !req
1560. Come on.Copy !req
1561. Hey kids.Copy !req
1562. I knew he would come.Copy !req
1563. Go!Copy !req
1564. Go kids!Copy !req
1565. Everyone ok?Copy !req
1566. Alright gather round.
Gather round.Copy !req
1567. Good to see you in person buddy.Copy !req
1568. Good to see you.Copy !req
1569. Alright listen up.
Here is the plan.Copy !req
1570. We are gonna sneak our way
towards Stormbreaker...Copy !req
1571. being very careful not to bump into,Copy !req
1572. any of those big shadow monsters.Copy !req
1573. They are behind me are not they?Copy !req
1574. Does anyone here have battle experience?Copy !req
1575. Battle experience? No.
Well...Copy !req
1576. no time to learn like the present.Copy !req
1577. We are not strong like you.
We are just kids.Copy !req
1578. Hey don't forget you are Asgardian kids.Copy !req
1579. I am not. I am just a Lycan kid.Copy !req
1580. And I am a Midassian kid.Copy !req
1581. I am Falligarian.
Ok, ok.Copy !req
1582. But-but today,Copy !req
1583. you are Asgardians.Copy !req
1584. Now collect your weapons.Copy !req
1585. What?Copy !req
1586. Go and find anything you can pick up.Copy !req
1587. Bring it back here.Copy !req
1588. Hurry hurry!Copy !req
1589. Ok cool. Come on!Copy !req
1590. They are getting closer.
Hurry up!Copy !req
1591. Come on!Copy !req
1592. Today,Copy !req
1593. is a day that will go down in history.Copy !req
1594. Today is the day they will talk about
for generations to come.Copy !req
1595. Today, we are Space Vikings!Copy !req
1596. Present...Copy !req
1597. arms!Copy !req
1598. Whosoever holds these weapons
and believes in getting home...Copy !req
1599. if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy,Copy !req
1600. and shall possess...Copy !req
1601. for limited time only...Copy !req
1602. the power...Copy !req
1603. of Thor!Copy !req
1604. General Axl...Copy !req
1605. lead your army to that axe.Copy !req
1606. We shall do our worst.Copy !req
1607. For Asgard.Copy !req
1608. Yeah!Copy !req
1609. No.Copy !req
1610. Jane.Copy !req
1611. We destroy that sword and he is dead.Copy !req
1612. The gateway is almost open.
You got to stop Stormbreaker.Copy !req
1613. It's ok. I got him.Copy !req
1614. Stormbreaker stop this!Copy !req
1615. Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you are doing!Copy !req
1616. I am gonna get you out of there.Copy !req
1617. Come on.Copy !req
1618. Come on buddy.Copy !req
1619. Let go of my friend.Copy !req
1620. You have lost Lady Thor.Copy !req
1621. First off...Copy !req
1622. the name is Mighty Thor.Copy !req
1623. And secondly...Copy !req
1624. if you can't say Mighty Thor...Copy !req
1625. I will accept,Copy !req
1626. Doctor Jane Foster.Copy !req
1627. And thirdly...Copy !req
1628. Eat my hammer!Copy !req
1629. Stormbreaker!Copy !req
1630. I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1631. Axl! Get them home!Copy !req
1632. Jane?Copy !req
1633. I am ok.Copy !req
1634. You have to stop him.Copy !req
1635. Gorr! Stop!Copy !req
1636. What kind of father would I be...Copy !req
1637. if I stopped?Copy !req
1638. I know your pain but this isn't the way.Copy !req
1639. It's not death,Copy !req
1640. or revenge that you seek.Copy !req
1641. What do I seek?Copy !req
1642. You seek love.Copy !req
1643. Love?Copy !req
1644. Why should I seek love?Copy !req
1645. Because it's all any of us want.Copy !req
1646. How...Copy !req
1647. dare...Copy !req
1648. you turn your back on me?Copy !req
1649. You have won Gorr.Copy !req
1650. Why would I spend
my last moments with you...Copy !req
1651. when I can be with her?Copy !req
1652. I choose love.Copy !req
1653. You can too. You can bring her back.Copy !req
1654. Make your wish.Copy !req
1655. I am dying.Copy !req
1656. She would have no one.Copy !req
1657. She would be alone.Copy !req
1658. She won't be alone.Copy !req
1659. My love.Copy !req
1660. I have missed you so much.Copy !req
1661. I missed you too.Copy !req
1662. I am so sorry.Copy !req
1663. It's ok.Copy !req
1664. Ever since I picked up that hammer...Copy !req
1665. it's like...Copy !req
1666. I have gotten an extra life.Copy !req
1667. And... it was...Copy !req
1668. magical.Copy !req
1669. Not too bad for a human.Copy !req
1670. Not too bad for a god.Copy !req
1671. Hey.Copy !req
1672. I think I figured out my catchphrase.Copy !req
1673. Oh yeah? What is it?
Come close...Copy !req
1674. It's perfect.Copy !req
1675. It's the best one yet.Copy !req
1676. Thanks.Copy !req
1677. Keep your heart open.Copy !req
1678. I love you.Copy !req
1679. I love you too.Copy !req
1680. Protect her.Copy !req
1681. Protect my love.Copy !req
1682. Let me tell you the legend
of the Space Viking...Copy !req
1683. AKA...Copy !req
1684. the Mighty Thor,Copy !req
1685. AKA...Copy !req
1686. Dr. Jane Foster.Copy !req
1687. Her sacrifice saved the universe...Copy !req
1688. and taught us all,Copy !req
1689. what it means to be worthy.Copy !req
1690. She helped the children of the gods...Copy !req
1691. who laser-beamed their way back home...Copy !req
1692. to their dozy little fishing village
turned tourist destination.Copy !req
1693. Axl!Copy !req
1694. I missed you.Copy !req
1695. Are you ok?
I am fine. I am ok.Copy !req
1696. Are you sure?
I am ok.Copy !req
1697. The kids were safe to be kids again.
Louder three!Copy !req
1698. Widen your stance.Copy !req
1699. Especially after their king made them
all go to self-defense classes.Copy !req
1700. Look at all those budding Space
Vikings. And the most important part.Copy !req
1701. The war cry!Copy !req
1702. Even Heimdall's son...Copy !req
1703. Axl Heimdall son...Copy !req
1704. who could now do
his dad is freaky eye magic...Copy !req
1705. was becoming quite the warrior.Copy !req
1706. The future of Asgard was secure.Copy !req
1707. Speaking of futures,Copy !req
1708. I was forging one of my own,Copy !req
1709. now that my body is grown back...Copy !req
1710. with a dude I met called Dwayne.Copy !req
1711. And what about Thor you ask?Copy !req
1712. He embarked on a new journey...Copy !req
1713. because he had found
something to live forCopy !req
1714. something to love for.Copy !req
1715. A little someone who turned him
from Sad God,Copy !req
1716. into Dad God.Copy !req
1717. Breakfast is served.Copy !req
1718. Hello.Copy !req
1719. There you go.Copy !req
1720. Hey. Breakfast.Copy !req
1721. Excuse me.Copy !req
1722. What is that?Copy !req
1723. They are pan-flaps. From Earth.Copy !req
1724. I don't think I like pan-flaps.Copy !req
1725. You love them.
No I don't.Copy !req
1726. Yes you do.
I have never had that in my life.Copy !req
1727. Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We are gonna be late.Copy !req
1728. Now where are your boots?Copy !req
1729. I am wearing them.Copy !req
1730. You are not wearing those.Copy !req
1731. Yes I am.
No you are not.Copy !req
1732. Yes I am.Copy !req
1733. No. You are not.Copy !req
1734. Go to hell demon!Copy !req
1735. Brand new now destroyed.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1736. You know what?Copy !req
1737. You wear what you want.Copy !req
1738. Don't come complaining to me
when your feet get sore alright?Copy !req
1739. You will get no sympathy here from me.Copy !req
1740. Fine I will wear the boots.Copy !req
1741. Thank you.Copy !req
1742. Remember what my mother used to tell me.Copy !req
1743. Listen to the grown-ups...Copy !req
1744. and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on...Copy !req
1745. you look after them ok?
Ok.Copy !req
1746. And most of all have fun.Copy !req
1747. Gotcha.
Gotcha.Copy !req
1748. Now where is Mjolnir?
Where did I put him?Copy !req
1749. Over there. Sleeping in the bed.Copy !req
1750. In the bed.Copy !req
1751. That is not coming off.Copy !req
1752. What did you do?Copy !req
1753. She looked boring before.Copy !req
1754. Yeah.Copy !req
1755. Suppose it did.
I love it.Copy !req
1756. Very creative.Copy !req
1757. Ok.Copy !req
1758. Now you see the aliens down there?
The stripy ones?Copy !req
1759. They look nice.Copy !req
1760. Yeah they are nice.
That's why we have to look after them.Copy !req
1761. Got it.Copy !req
1762. Protect the nice ones.Copy !req
1763. I love you sweetie.Copy !req
1764. Love you Uncle Thor.Copy !req
1765. They will always be there for us.Copy !req
1766. The Space Viking,Copy !req
1767. and his girl born from Eternity.Copy !req
1768. With the powers of a god.Copy !req
1769. Two warriors...Copy !req
1770. fighting the good fight,Copy !req
1771. for those who can't fight good.Copy !req
1772. They have traveled far,Copy !req
1773. and have been given many names.Copy !req
1774. But to those who know them best...Copy !req
1775. they are simply known...Copy !req
1776. as Love and Thunder.Copy !req
1777. By LESAIGNEUR
Sync & corrections September 2022Copy !req
1778. It used to be that being a god,Copy !req
1779. it meant something.Copy !req
1780. People would whisper your name...Copy !req
1781. before sharing
their deepest hopes and dreams.Copy !req
1782. They begged you for mercy...Copy !req
1783. without ever knowing if you were
actually listening.Copy !req
1784. Now...Copy !req
1785. you know they look to the sky...Copy !req
1786. they don't ask us for lightning.Copy !req
1787. They don't ask us for rain.Copy !req
1788. They just want to see
one of their so-called superheroes.Copy !req
1789. When did we become the joke?Copy !req
1790. No.Copy !req
1791. No more.Copy !req
1792. They will fear us again...Copy !req
1793. when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.Copy !req
1794. Do you understand me Hercules?Copy !req
1795. Do you understand me my son?Copy !req
1796. Yes Father.Copy !req
1797. By LESAIGNEUR
Sync & corrections September 2022Copy !req
1798. What?Copy !req
1799. Hey.Copy !req
1800. Jane Foster.Copy !req
1801. Heimdall.Copy !req
1802. I see you are dead now.Copy !req
1803. Yeah.Copy !req
1804. Thank you for looking after my son.Copy !req
1805. You are very welcome here
to the land of the gods.Copy !req
1806. Welcome to Valhalla.Copy !req
1807. By LESAIGNEUR
Sync & corrections September 2022Copy !req