1. Testing, testing. One, two, three.
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2. Is it working, Kev?
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3. J" No, no, no, no, no
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4. J" No, no, no
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5. J" Don't you hear? I said, yeah
♪ Yeah, yeah
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6. J" Listen to what I say
♪ To what I say
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7. J" Do you believe I would take something
with me
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8. J" Ah, listen to me one more time,
they were wrong, huh
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9. J" Give it to me two time
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10. J" Huh, huh, huh, huh
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11. J" Right now, someone has that number
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12. J" 54-46
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13. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I say
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14. J" Oh, I said, hear me now
♪ Yeah, yeah
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15. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I say
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16. J" Give it to me two time
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17. J" Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it,
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18. J" 54-46
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19. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I say
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20. J" Oh, I said hear me now
♪ Yeah, yeah...
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21. .. they think it's attractive
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22. to offer to the young
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23. a future wholly controlled
by the operation of the socialist state...
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24. - .. two days for me, I think.
- Next Tuesday?
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25. Yeah.
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26. Wa-hey, nice flares, matey!
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27. Piss off.
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28. - Are you gonna buy that?
- Yeah. Yeah, one sec, mate.
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29. Come on. Bring it over.
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30. Just give me a minute.
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31. I'll just check...
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32. - It's not a library, you know.
- I was fricking reading that.
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33. - You what?
- I said, I was fricking reading it.
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34. - Just go.
- What?
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35. Just go.
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36. What about my Cola Cubes?
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37. You're not gonna get any.
Now, just go, all right?
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38. Cola Cubes.
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39. I know who you are
and I know your mum. Go. Now.
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40. - Cola Cubes.
- Are you gonna go or not?
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41. - No.
- Right, OK, I'll call the police.
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42. - Go on, then.
- I mean it, I'm gonna call 'em.
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43. - Go on, then.
- I mean it.
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44. - Go on, then.
- We'll see.
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45. All right. I'm going.
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46. Oh, and you're banned.
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47. Oh, and you're a mong.
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48. Hey, see you, Janice!
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49. Oh, God, what a loser.
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50. Loser!
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51. - Look at that twat.
- There?
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52. Fucking hell, look at them flares. Goof!
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53. Goofy.
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54. Oi, oi.
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55. Talking to me?
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56. What?
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57. Never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.
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58. Piss off.
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59. - What the fuck are they?
- These? I'm wearing 'em for a bet.
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60. - What's your excuse?
- Cheeky bastard.
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61. - Woodstock's that way, pal.
- Fuck off.
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62. At least I don't look like Count Dracula.
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63. - Think you're funny, you little spaz?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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64. - Wanna hear a fucking joke, yeah?
- Yeah, go on, then.
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65. How many people can you fit in a Mini?
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66. I don't fucking know.
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67. Three in the back, two in the front
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68. and your fucking dad in the ashtray.
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69. You fucker!
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70. (Chanting): Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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71. - I'll fucking murder you.
- Get off!
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72. - You fucking...
- Get up!
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73. - Fucking...
- Shut up!
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74. You fucking bastard.
What the fuck are you bothered about?
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75. You fucking...
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76. Do not use that language.
Headmaster's office now.
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77. - (Jeering)
- I'm fed up with you.
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78. Argh.
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79. - (Thwack of cane)
- Aargh!
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80. - (Thwack of cane)
- Argh!
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81. There's a disco today, Harvey.
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82. But you won't be going.
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83. Now get out!
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84. Come in, Field.
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85. ..it's gotta be smoother.
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86. - Make it smooth.
- That's nice.
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87. That were nice. Oh, yeah.
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88. - Now we got a rhythm going.
- Piss off. I just wanna light my fag.
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89. For God's sake.
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90. - All right, mate?
- All right.
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91. 'Ey up, what's the matter?
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92. Nothing.
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93. What's with t'face ache?
You look upset. What's to do?
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94. It's people picking on me,
taking the mick out of me.
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95. Oh, mate, you're breaking my heart.
Sit down for five minutes.
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96. - Why?
- Woody, look at them flares.
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97. See what I mean?
That's what I fucking mean, there.
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98. You can see he's upset.
Will you behave with the flare comments?
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99. - They're bad...
- Come on. Five minutes.
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100. - Just come and sit down, mate.
- But you'll all just pick on me.
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101. - Everyone does.
- Oh, come and sit down, mate.
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102. I feel bloody sorry for you.
Just five minutes.
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103. Just give me five minutes
to make you feel better.
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104. Come on, mate. Bloody hell!
It can't be that bad, eh?
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105. So what's this?
Who's picking on you, lad?
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106. Some lad at school.
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107. - What's his name?
- Harvey.
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108. Harvey?
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109. What sort of a bloody girl's name
is Harvey?
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110. (In posh voice): Hello. I'm Harvey.
And I've come to give you gyp.
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111. I've got one of these for you,
Sonny Jim.
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112. I've got one of those for you.
My name is Harvey.
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113. You're drawing a fine line.
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114. You're drawing a fine line. Eh?
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115. Bloody hell!
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116. - Where the frig have you been?
- Bloody Ada!
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117. Took me an hour
to get someone to go in for me.
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118. You had to wait a bloody hour for that pie?
Give me that shit.
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119. For God's sake.
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120. - Who the fuck's he?
- What is your name?
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121. I'm Shaun.
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122. Shaun, I'm Woody, mate.
Nice to meet you.
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123. That there's Milky, my main man.
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124. Pukey's a nutcase. Don't wind him up.
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125. That's Kez. He's pretty chilled out.
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126. - And this fat idiot's Gadget.
- (Laughter)
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127. You are, Gadget, you are.
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128. Anyway, Shaun, move.
You're in my seat.
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129. What?
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130. Move.
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131. Gadget, mate, out of all the places to sit,
you want to sit there?
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132. - Yeah, I do.
Shall I move?
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133. What are you asking him for?
Move, now.
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134. - He don't have to bloody move.
- Fucking does. Get out.
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135. Oi, it's a free country.
You sit there if you want to sit there.
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136. - Have you seen these?
- Woody, tell him.
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137. Woody, tell 'em.
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138. Get the fuck...
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139. Calm down.
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140. Will you just calm down?
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141. Fucking behave.
You need to learn when to chill out.
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142. What“?
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143. Get the fuck out of my seat now!
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144. Out of this tunnel
or I'll make your life a living fucking hell.
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145. - Fuck off!
- Fuck out!
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146. - You're a pain in my arse.
- You're all a bunch of bastards!
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147. Oh, fuck off!
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148. You prick!
Shaun, come back, mate.
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149. - Sit down.
- Oh, bloody hell.
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150. Shaun! Sh...
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151. Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad now.
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152. Well done, well done. Are you happy with
your fucking pie now, you prick?
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153. You're a frigging bully, Gadget.
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154. TV: .. see what you can do with this.
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155. What C is a fodder plant...
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156. - Hiya, love.
- Hello.
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157. - You all right?
- Yeah.
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158. Had a good day at school?
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159. Shaun?
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160. What's wrong, love?
Shaun, come here.
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161. What?
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162. Sit down.
I want to have a word with you.
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163. Why?
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164. Please, son, I want to talk to you.
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165. What?
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166. What have you done to your face?
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167. Nothing.
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168. You've got all scratches all over your face.
Have you been fighting?
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169. No, I did it on the way home from school.
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170. You didn't. You're lying to me.
How have you done it?
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171. It was a boy at school.
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172. He made a joke about Dad, so I hit him.
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173. Well, what did he say about Dad?
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174. I don't wanna say it, Mum.
It's disgusting.
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175. Shaun, I want to know what he said.
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176. I've been picked on three times today.
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177. All because of my trousers.
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178. What's wrong with your trousers?
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179. Look at the fucking size of them!
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180. Stop swearing.
There's nothing wrong with them.
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181. - Your dad bought you them.
- They're too big for me!
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182. If you didn't want to wear them,
you should have put your school ones on.
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183. It's non-uniform day, Mum.
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184. What do you want me to do, Shaun?
I don't know what to do.
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185. - We could move away.
- We can't move away.
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186. We're not moving from anywhere.
We live here and we're staying here.
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187. I don't like it here, Mum.
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188. I liked it better when we were with Dad.
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189. Well, I liked it better when we was with Dad,
but Dad's gone now.
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190. Yes!
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191. .. Mrs Thatcher's visiting The Antrim
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192. very close to two key events
in the War, for the ship.
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193. Just over there,
in the Falklands Sound,
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194. she was hit aft by a 1,000lb bomb,
which, fortunately, didn't explode,
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195. and there, on Fanning Head,
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196. heavy bombardment from The Antrim
took out a key Argentine position.
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197. Like the Army, the Navy is still taking
the threat of another Argentine attack
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198. very seriously...
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199. as well as these Oerlikon guns,
the destroyer is armed...
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200. sea slug, sea cat...
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201. What the fuck?
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202. What do you want, Gadget?
You've just nearly put my window through.
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203. (Breathlessly): Woody wants to know
if you're coming hunting.
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204. Hunting? Why?
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205. Because he feels sorry
for what happened the other day.
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206. And he just wants to know
if you're coming out.
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207. If I come, you're just gonna kick my head in
in the middle of a field.
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208. Woody said if I come within five feet of you,
he's gonna kick the shit out of me.
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209. And why on earth
are you dressed like that?
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210. We always dress like this.
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211. You look stupid.
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212. I know, but it's just a laugh that we have.
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213. I've got you some stuff. Come on.
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214. It's not a trick, is it, Gadget?
Woody really wants me to come?
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215. It's no trick, honest. Please?
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216. - All right. I'll be down in a minute.
- Hurry up!
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217. Hurry up, you.
Give me a hand.
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218. - Fuck it.
- Come on, Tubs!
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219. Hurry up,
cos Gadget won't get over it, will he?
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220. - Come on.
- Come on. Get up.
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221. Here you are.
Gadget, have that. Have this.
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222. - Gadget!
- Gadget, have this.
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223. I'll have that there, mate.
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224. No, I'm all right.
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225. - Oh, man. Woo!
- I wanted that!
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226. Woo! Woo! Woo-oo!
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227. Come on!
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228. - Where are you going, Gadge?
Whoa-oa-oah!
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229. Woo!
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230. Woo-hoo! Woo!
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231. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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232. Fuck, yeah! Fucking do it!
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233. Woo!
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234. Woody!
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235. Go on! Fucking do it!
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236. Do it again and again!
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237. - You fucking daft bastard.
- You fat bastard.
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238. Go on!
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239. Hey!
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240. Fucking do it! Do it!
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241. - (Fires catapult)
- Aah!
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242. Shaun!
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243. - (Fires catapult)
- Aah!
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244. Come on!
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245. Come on, Shauny! Come on, Shaun!
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246. Come on, Shaun!
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247. Where are we going?
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248. I'll get you a good seat.
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249. Woo!
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250. - Get up them stairs.
(Shaun laughs)
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251. Shaun! Shaun, Shaun, Shaun!
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252. Quick!
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253. Come on. Quickly. Quickly. Ssh!
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254. Where the fuck have yous gone?
Come on.
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255. I can't be doing with this, lads.
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256. I'm not in the mood for this.
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257. I know yous are in here, I'm not stupid.
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258. So, come out.
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259. Fucked
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260. Classical!
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261. Classical.
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262. - Classic.
Classic. Classic.
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263. Gold, mate. Liquid gold. Brilliant.
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264. That was classic! Classic, classic.
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265. Oi, oi, oi!
What's all that about, dickhead, eh?
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266. What's the deal with you, eh?
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267. - He shot me.
- I shot you as well.
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268. Come on, Shauny.
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269. - Bloody hell, Gadget.
- What d'you do that for?
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270. Look how yous
have been treating me all day.
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271. I had to carry all the bags.
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272. All of yous running off on me,
hiding on me.
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273. Listen to me. He's a young lad.
He's had a fucking bad week.
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274. So, we're bringing him with us
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275. and you just backhanded him
round t'head.
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276. I'm disappointed, mate.
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277. You're all favouritising him.
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278. I feel like I've gone down in the ranks
since he's come.
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279. What ranks?
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280. I'm sorry if I've took your place, mate.
I really am.
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281. And if you really want me to go
and give you your spot back, I'll just go.
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282. Don't, mate. Please.
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283. - I'll go. He don't like me.
- No, don't.
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284. He don't know what he's saying.
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285. It's not that I don't like you, mate.
I think you're great. It's just...
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286. I'm having a shitty time and...
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287. - Come on. Shake hands.
- I've been where you are and...
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288. Less of this. It's nonsense, this.
We're mates here. Shake his hand.
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289. Come on. Good lad.
That's what I'm all about. Yeah.
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290. Come here, come here.
Give us a bloody hug, come on.
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291. Bloody hell. Come on, all of yous.
All of yous, get in here.
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292. Bloody hell, my arse!
Who's that on my arse?
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293. Who's that? Calm it down.
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294. Bloody hell, Gadge. Come on, mate.
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295. Morning Sun
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296. J" Oh, she sing for the sweet melody
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297. Wait for me, love.
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298. - I'll see you, chicken.
- See ya.
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299. Them.
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300. - Which ones?
- The big red ones.
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301. Oh, you're not having them, sweetheart.
Look at the size of 'em.
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302. Oh, come on, Mum. You said.
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303. No, Shaun, they look like thug boots.
They're awful.
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304. Come on, Mum. You promised me.
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305. Why don't you get some of them
that you've got in blue?
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306. Cos I don't like these. I want them ones,
Mum. Come on. You promised.
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307. - They'll rub on your shin.
- They'll only be about that.
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308. Be better in my size.
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309. Come on. Where is she?
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310. - Right.
- Well, that was nice timing.
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311. I spoke too soon.
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312. I hurt my shoulder back there.
Been ferreting about for ages.
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313. - Are you all right, love?
- Pulled something in my shoulder.
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314. Now, then, if I can just have that for a second...
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315. - Let me have that, sweetheart.
- I want to hold it.
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317. - Yeah.
- I'll just put that down there.
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318. Ducky, darling, the ones
that you're looking at, these boots...
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319. - Yeah?
- ..now, they're adult sizes
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321. But these have just come in from London.
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322. Are you ready for these?
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323. These are fantastic.
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324. - What the...?
- Oh, look at them, Shaun.
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325. They're absolutely lovely.
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326. - Do you want to hold one? There.
- Oh, my God.
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327. - They're nice, aren't they?
- They're lovely, them.
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328. Oh, they look lovely.
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329. - Try 'em on.
- Where's the "Doc Marten" sign?
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330. These ones, cos they're special
and they're from London,
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331. they don't have the Doc Marten sign
on these - they're too special for that.
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332. - It says "Tompkins" in it.
- The ones from London say Tompkins.
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333. Everywhere else say "Dr Martens".
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334. - I love them.
- These ones are special.
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335. - Do you sell a lot of them?
- Yeah. Go like hot cakes.
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338. - If you swear... I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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339. - Shaun, don't swear.
- I want them ones.
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340. - Listen, you can...
- I don't want them.
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341. Chicken, don't upset your mum, eh?
Let's try 'em on.
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342. Are you ready, Shaun?
- Yeah.
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343. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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344. - You don't seem very confident.
- Just do it.
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345. Your mum's not gonna come round,
is she, and whack my door down?
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346. No. Just fricking do it.
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347. (Switches on razor)
- Right. Here we go.
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348. - Get that mop off.
- It's coming.
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349. - It's coming off.
(Shaun giggles)
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350. - Oh, eh.
Ooh!
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351. Flippin' heck. Eh.
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352. - You have a right pink head.
- We're getting going now.
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353. - Stop fidgeting.
- You're doing a good job, mate.
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354. Oh, mate, it looks better already, that.
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355. - Don't it, Milk?
- Definitely. Definitely.
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356. - You're looking good.
- Head down.
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357. Oh, there's loads of it.
It's just never-ending.
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358. Don't be rough with him, Lol.
He's only a baby.
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359. - Put your head up.
- You just told me to put it down, Lol.
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361. Don't forget that bit.
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362. I can see it.
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363. Honestly, mate, it's sterling.
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364. Get it off.
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365. Really smart, isn't he? isn't he smart, eh?
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366. - He does look good.
- Mate, I'm well impressed.
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367. There we go, mate. That's you done.
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368. Look at that!
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369. Brush him down. He looks like a Yeti!
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370. - Oh, mate, so smart, that.
- That's good, that.
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371. Honestly, mate, you look sterling.
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372. - So, am I in the gang now?
- Well, not yet.
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Let's see your Ben Sherman.
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375. - You telling me you've not got a shirt?
- No.
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376. You told me to get jeans and the boots.
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377. Are you having a laugh?
You can't go out all nipply, can you?
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378. You're gonna have to come back next week.
I'll see you, mate.
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379. - Honestly, have I really gotta go?
- Yeah, really, really.
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381. Shut t'door behind you,
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383. I were fucking lying!
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384. Come here and give me a big hug.
Come here, fella.
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385. I'm really proud of you, mate.
You look brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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386. Get that body covered up
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387. Ooh!
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388. Amazing. Bang on.
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389. Lol picked that for you.
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390. - Look at that.
- It's a good fit, that. It's a good fit.
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391. Let's have a look at you.
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392. Ah, mate.
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393. What a transformation!
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395. Pleased with it?
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396. - Look at that.
- Ah, mate.
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397. Bloody hell, here he is.
- Gadget!
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398. Look at this.
- What? Who are you?
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399. Oh-ho-ho, Shaun!
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400. Oh-ho-ho! Look at that. Come here.
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401. That's it. Good lad, Gadge.
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402. Well done, mate.
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403. J" Oh, my baby
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404. J" Oh, my baby
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405. J" You know what I mean
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406. J" We're gonna sail the sea
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407. J" No, no, no, no, no
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408. J" I've got to go
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409. J" Oh, she look so sweet
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410. No
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411. J" No, no, no, no, no
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412. J" Oh, baby...
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413. 'EY up, eh?
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414. Home sweet home.
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415. - It's all right round here, Shaun.
- It's a nice area, mate.
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416. Cheers for today.
It's been the best day of my life.
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417. Aw.
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418. Fella, man,
you are more than welcome.
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419. And I mean that
from the bottom of my heart. Any time.
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420. - Tell him.
- Definitely. Any time, mate.
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421. - Come here, you.
Any time, day or night.
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422. Oh, oh!
Woo!
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423. - Wa-hey!
- You've been practising!
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424. Cheers for the haircut, Lol.
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425. No worries. You make sure you come to
me when it needs redoing.
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426. - Cheers for the shitty tea, Gadget.
- Get you!
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427. Shaun?
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428. Yeah?
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429. Come here, please.
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430. I just want to go straight to bed, Mum.
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431. Come here, please.
You're two hours late.
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432. - Please, Mum.
- Shaun, just come here!
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433. Oh, my God.
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434. Mum, please.
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435. Please, Mum.
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436. - Shaun, come on.
- Oh, man.
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437. - Oh, Mum, please.
- I'm not messing around.
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438. Now, in.
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439. In you 90, you.
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440. - Eh, Shaun!
- Shaun, mate!
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441. - Oh.
- Oh.
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442. Who's Lol?
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443. Me.
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444. What have you done to his hair?
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445. I... I did ask him, before I did it, if...
if you was all right with it.
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446. Don't you think
you should have asked me?
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447. Yeah.
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448. I'm sorry.
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449. Shaun, did I not ask you
if it was all right?
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450. If he said, "Jump off a cliff",
would you do that?
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451. No.
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452. To be honest, you all look a bit... old
to be hanging around with him.
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453. I'm only in the er... year bel...
above in school.
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454. - Are you joking?
- No.
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455. I've got problems.
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456. Yeah, well, you will have problems
if you touch his hair again.
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457. I'm really sorry.
- Who's Woody?
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458. Behave.
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459. - I'm Woody. I'm sorry, love.
- No, it's fine.
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460. It's erm...
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461. I just wanted to thank you. He said he's
being bullied and you'd helped him out.
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462. - You're welcome.
- Yeah, I really appreciate that.
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463. And the clothes and stuff.
I think he likes 'em. I don't mind that, at all.
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464. But the hair is not good.
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465. I'm really sorry.
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466. I am. I wouldn't have done it
if I knew you didn't like it.
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467. Listen, I'm gonna leave him here with you.
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468. I'm gonna trust you, Shaun.
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469. All right? Give us a kiss.
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470. - See you later. Nice to meet you.
What's your name, love?
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471. - Cynthia.
- Nice to meet you, Cynthia.
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472. Nice to meet you all.
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473. - See you in a bit, Shaun.
- See you, love.
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474. - See you, later.
- Bye, Mum.
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475. You idiot!
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476. You shit yourself.
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477. What?
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478. - You shit yourself. You did.
- I didn't shit myself.
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479. Hey, here he is!
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480. - Where have you been?
- I've been getting a drink.
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481. - You've been gone an hour.
- Look how pissed he is. Babycham?
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482. Have you had it through a straw?
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483. Wa key-wa key!
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484. Pissed as a fart. Look at him.
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485. You fancy Smell, don't you?
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486. - Ah!
- No.
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487. Do you like Smell?
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488. Listen, I think, Shaun...
I think you've got a great chance.
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489. - Oh, aye, love.
- You ain't got nothing to lose.
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490. - Go on.
- She can only say no, mate.
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491. You wanna give it a crack?
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492. This can be a beautiful thing.
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493. - Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell.
- Boob height.
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494. That might be the perfect height.
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495. Would you...
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496. like to take a turn up the garden with me?
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497. - Oh, that's sweet.
(Pukey snorts)
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498. You are, you're a little sweetheart.
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499. I told you. It's making me emotional.
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500. Ladies first.
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501. Come on, then.
- Watch it.
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502. - Ooh, sorry, mate.
- It's all right.
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503. - Look at the sky.
- This is perfect, this is.
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504. Look at the moonlight. It's beautiful.
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505. Like you.
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506. That is so cute.
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507. You're a real charmer, you are.
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508. Careful.
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509. ..it were just...
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510. - What the fuck's that?
- (Further knock)
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511. That sounds like the coppers,
that does.
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512. - Gary.
' (Thumping on door)
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513. Gadget!
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514. It's Gadget's mum and dad.
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515. Get the fuck up, Gadge. Listen to me.
I want you to be sober. Yeah?
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516. Sober.
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517. - All nice, good, sober.
- (Doorbell)
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518. - I am sober.
- Of course you are.
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519. Fucking hide all the weed an' that, Milk.
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520. Hello?
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521. - Aaargh!
- Get fucking out!
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522. Outside now!
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523. If you want us to turn
the music down, we'll turn it down.
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524. It's too fucking late for that!
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525. These three.
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526. Now get fucking up! Come on.
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527. I'm coming, just...
- Not you. You.
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528. Get outside!
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529. Woody!
- Now!
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530. Come on!
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531. - It's all right.
- Kes, get up.
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532. Yaaah!
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533. Look at him! Fucking hell, Combo!
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534. Fucking hell, look at you!
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535. Look at the fucking size of him.
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536. Wow! Fucking look at you!
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537. - Oh, fucking hell!
- Fucking look at you, man!
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538. - Fucking hell.
- I missed you, man.
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539. Fuck off, man. You fucking gave me
a heart attack, you bastard.
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540. Who the fuck's he?
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541. - Banjo.
- Banjo.
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542. Three and a half years
with this fucking big bastard.
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543. You lovely man.
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544. Tell you what, there's fuck all
that this man hasn't seen.
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545. Banjo, yeah?
Thanks for looking after him, mate.
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546. - Look at the size of him, mate.
- Always ready to have a go.
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547. Meggy! How are you, lad?
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548. - How are you, mate?
- I'm all right.
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549. Milk, fucking hell.
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550. You shit me up there for a minute.
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551. Listen to me now. This dude, here,
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552. he spent three years in the pen for me,
he never said nothing.
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553. If it weren't for him,
I wouldn't be with you guys now.
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554. So, the utmost respect and I mean it.
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555. I mean it.
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556. Look at this, eh?
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557. Look at you. Fucking hell!
You've blossomed, haven't you, love?
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558. - How are you doing?
- Not too bad. How are you?
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559. All right. Easy, easy.
That's my other half, that.
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560. - It's my other half, like.
- Nice one, mate.
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561. I'm happy for yous.
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562. Are you all right?
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563. Yeah.
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564. You look a bit nervous.
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565. I'm not gonna do anything
you don't want me to.
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566. Have you ever done this before?
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567. Done it once.
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568. In Germany.
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569. In Germany?
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570. Why did you go to Germany?
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571. I was...
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572. in Ger... Germany with my dad.
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573. What did you do in Germany
with this girl?
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574. Just kissed her.
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575. Did you? Was she pretty?
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576. Prettier than me?
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577. - No way.
- Really?
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578. Well, that's really cute of you.
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579. Do you want a kiss?
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580. We'll leave it today.
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581. You might look about four,
but you kiss like a forty-year-old.
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582. You're dead sensitive.
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583. Are you all right?
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584. Are you sure?
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585. Do you want me to kiss you again?
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586. Do you wanna suck my tits?
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587. - Tell 'em a story.
- All right, if yous are making me.
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588. All right, it took a little bit of time.
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589. - But we did end up running things.
- We certainly did.
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590. I mean, it's just...
I mean, for three weeks, right,
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591. this fucking wog...
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592. Right? Proper horrible.
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593. Sorry, mate, sorry.
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594. Didn't mean nothing by it.
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595. You know, just slip of the tongue, like.
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596. Sorry. This, you know, this brown gentleman...
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597. who... he was a bully,
he was a horrible bully.
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598. No matter what colour he was,
he was a bully.
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599. - And I hate bullies. Don't I, Wood?
- Yeah.
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600. I can't stand them, man.
I can't stand 'em.
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601. But for three weeks, right,
this fella was robbing my pudding.
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602. What kind of pudding was it?
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603. Doesn't matter what pudding it was.
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604. The pudding's not the point.
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605. The point is,
he was taking my pudding off me.
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606. And I just thought,
"Nah, I'm not having it. I don't care.
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607. You're not getting my pudding,
that's it."
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608. So, I grabbed it and I've gone,
"No, mate, no, you're not having it."
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609. He was like...
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610. (Mimics his accent): "White boy...
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611. Give me your pud-pud."
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612. Proper! Do you know what I mean?
And I've just thought, "No, man."
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613. - (Laughter)
Nah, he did, right.
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614. Eh!
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615. Look at t'moosh on him.
- Smell his finger.
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616. And who's been bloody smooching?
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617. Come here, Shaun! Come on, man.
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618. I've got someone I want you to meet.
Come and stand here.
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619. Now, listen to me.
This is a very special friend of mine.
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620. Combo, Shaun.
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621. Newest recruit.
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622. Shaun. Combo.
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623. What are you doing?
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624. Just want to shake your hand.
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625. Did you?
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626. Are you a proper little skinhead,
then, yeah?
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627. Yeah.
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628. You look like a little Action Man.
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629. Like a little Barbie doll.
You're dressed up an' all that. Look.
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630. What?
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631. I'm only messing with you, you little fucker.
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632. I'm only messing with you.
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633. He's all right.
- You're all right.
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634. Nice one, lad.
Sit down, anyway, I'm telling a story.
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635. Sit next to Milky.
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636. Anyway, where was I?
What... Where was I?
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637. You were on about that er...
"brown gentleman"
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638. stealing your "pud-pud".
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639. That's right, yeah. Yeah.
So, I've said, "No, you're not having it."
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640. This one day, right,
I've been grafting all morning,
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641. just shovelling shit, constantly,
all morning, non-stop.
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642. Weren't I? And I'm fucking starving.
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643. J" gentle piano
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644. You know, like that proper hunger.
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645. And I'm thinking, "Right, just eat my pudding,
just go and eat my pudding."
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646. I've just finished
the last fucking mouthful and then,
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647. this big, black, sweaty hand
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648. has just gone wallop, right in my pudding.
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649. Do you know what I mean?
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650. Proper big cigar fingers,
all over my fucking crumble and custard...
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651. I just thought,
"No, I'm not having it, I don't care.
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652. You're not getting my pudding, that's it."
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653. I just took his hand out and just looked
him right in the face and I've gone...
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654. (Mouths): Woody.
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655. So, last night was good fun, weren't it?
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656. - Don't start.
- I'm just saying, a really good night.
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657. I know what sort of a bloody night it was.
It were awkward.
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658. It was er... a little on the tense side.
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659. I know, mate, I'm sorry.
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660. I knew he'd do it. I knew he'd have to
throw his bloody weight around.
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661. Has to be number one.
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662. He were like that before he went in.
Newt's frigging changed, at all.
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663. Hang on. Wait.
He hardly did anything wrong, anyway.
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664. - I thought he was all right.
- I've got an idea.
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665. How about you climb out of his arse
for five minutes, Puke, eh?
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666. Trust you to fucking jump on his dick.
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667. I'm not. I'm just saying,
he was just telling a story.
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668. You asked for a story, he told it you.
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669. I'll tell you a story
if you don't shut your mouth.
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670. All right, boys?
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671. - You all right, Combo?
- All right, Gadge.
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672. - Puke.
- All right, mate.
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673. 'Ey up. What's up?
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674. - Can I just have a little word with you?
- I've got a brew coming.
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675. - Only be two minutes. Come 'ed.
- Bastard.
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676. Woody, don't be long cos I wanna get off.
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677. - All right, love.
- Be two minutes, Lol.
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678. All right, lad?
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679. I said, "All right?"
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680. What was that for? That hurt!
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681. - Woody, hurry up.
- I will, love, yeah.
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682. Milky, I'd watch it.
I think summat's gonna kick off.
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683. Don't worry. I'm more than ready.
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684. You're making a big deal
out of nothing, anyway.
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685. - He's all right.
- He's not.
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686. Ks“.!
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687. Kelly, you don't even know him.
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688. - What's up?
You all right, Woods?
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689. All right, lad.
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690. - Go on, then. What's happened?
- We've to...
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691. We've to bob round tomorrow morning.
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692. I tell you, I shouldn't be here, you know.
This don't feel good, at all.
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693. Look at the size of that brew.
Who drinks a brew that big?
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694. I bet you all thought I was a right fucking
horrible, horrible, horrible
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695. little bastard the other day, didn't you?
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696. - A little bit.
- A bit?
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697. Tell the truth, Wood, man.
I was fucking horrible, weren't I?
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698. - A bit of a bastard, man.
- Yeah.
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699. Yeah, well, you were a snake.
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700. You were a fucking serpent
from the Bible, weren't you?
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701. Do you wanna know why, Wood?
Do you want me to tell you why?
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702. Yeah?
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703. Cos see that man, there, Milky?
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704. That man there
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705. took abuse off me.
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706. And I said some horrible things, Milk,
and I'm fucking sorry.
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707. You let me abuse him.
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708. And what did you do?
What did you do, Wood?
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709. - I didn't do anything.
- I can't hear you.
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710. - I didn't do nothing.
- Exactly. Nothing. Fuck all.
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711. Neither did any of yous.
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712. Not one of yous stood up
and made yourself count for that man there.
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713. And that was fucking wrong.
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714. Milk, honest to God,
I'm really glad you came here today.
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715. And I mean that, mate,
I really mean that.
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716. Cos I've got one question to ask you.
Just one question.
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717. When you've heard it, if you want to leave,
you can leave, that's fine by me.
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718. But I've got one question to ask you.
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719. Do you consider yourself
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720. English or Jamaican?
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721. English.
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722. Lovely. I love you for that.
That's fucking great. I'm proud, man.
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723. Learn from him.
That's a proud man, there.
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724. That's what we need, man.
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725. That's what this nation
has been built on.
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726. Proud men. Proud fucking warriors.
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727. Two thousand years,
this little tiny fucking island
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728. has been raped and pillaged
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729. by people who have come here
and wanted a piece of it.
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730. Two fucking world wars,
men have laid down their lives for this.
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731. For this, and for what?
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732. So we can stick our fucking flag
in the ground and say,
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733. "Yeah, this is England
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734. and this is England
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735. and this is England."
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736. And for what?
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737. For what now?
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738. Eh, what for?
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739. So we can just open the fucking floodgates
and let them all come in?
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740. And say, "Yeah, come on, come in.
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741. Get off your ship. Did you have
a safe journey? Was it hard?
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742. Here y'are, here's a corner,
why don't you build a shop?
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743. Better still, why don't you build a shop
and then build a church?
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744. Follow your own fucking religions.
Do what you want."
Copy !req
745. When there's single fucking parents
out there, who can't get a fucking flat
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746. and they're being given to these...
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747. And I'm gonna say it,
cos you're gonna have to fucking hear it.
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748. We're giving the flats
to these fucking Pakis. Right?
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749. Who've got 50 and 60
in a fucking flat on their own.
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750. Right? We're giving that to them.
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751. There's three and a half million
unemployed out there.
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752. Three and a half million of us,
who can't find fucking work.
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753. Cos they're taking them all.
Cos it's fucking cheap labour.
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754. Cheap and easy labour.
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755. Fucking cheap and easy,
which makes us cheap and easy.
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756. Three and a half fucking million!
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757. It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke.
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758. And that Thatcher sits there
in her fucking ivory tower
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759. and sends us on a fucking phoney war!
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760. The Falklands?
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761. The fucking Falklands?
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762. What the fuck's The Falklands?
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763. Fucking innocent men,
good fucking strong men.
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764. Good soldiers,
real people losing their lives,
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765. going over there thinking
they're fighting for a fucking cause.
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766. What are they fighting for?
What are they fighting against?
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767. Fucking shepherds!
Shepherds with fucking...
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768. Shut up about The Falklands.
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769. - Why?
- Cos I want you to.
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770. There's fucking loads of dickheads dying
out there for nothing.
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771. My fucking dad weren't a dickhead!
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772. What are you doing?
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773. - Fuck off! Shut up!
- What am I doing wrong?
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774. Whoa, there, little one.
What's wrong, mate?
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775. - Tell me the truth. Come on.
- I just fucking...
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776. That's it. Go on.
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777. My fucking dad died in that war!
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778. - Your dad died?
- Yeah. Get off!
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779. - Fucking hell, mate, I'm sorry.
- Fucking shut up about it!
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780. I'm sorry, mate.
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781. Fucking hell, I'm sorry, lad.
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782. I'm sorry. I never knew he died, man.
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783. Fucking hell.
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784. Oh, look, mate, if I'd have known,
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785. honest, I wouldn't have said, man,
but what I'm telling you is the truth.
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786. I can't lie to you.
It's a pathetic war, man.
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787. And you want your dad's life
to mean something, don't you?
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788. And this breaks my fucking heart to say it.
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789. We shouldn't have been there.
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790. She lied to us.
She lied to me. She lied to you.
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791. But, most importantly, she lied to your dad.
Copy !req
792. If you don't stand up and fight this fucking fight
that's going on on the streets,
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793. your dad died for nothing.
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794. He died for nothing.
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795. You've got to carry it on, man, in here.
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796. In your little fucking heart,
you've got the pride of your dad, man.
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797. Fucking hell.
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798. That little fucking whippersnapper
has set the standard.
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799. - Can you believe that, Banj?
- You can't, can you, at that age?
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800. Fucking hell.
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801. What a gem.
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802. What a fucking gem.
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803. All right, look.
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804. There's the line, boys.
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805. That means
you're all quite welcome to just leave
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806. and leave now and never come back
and that's it, the end of it.
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807. But if you wanna stay,
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808. this is a proper fight.
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809. Now yous all either cross that line
and go your merry little way...
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810. or you stay where you are
and you come with me.
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811. The choice is yours, boys.
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812. Fucking hell!
That was a bit quick, weren't it?
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813. I ain't being fucking brainwashed, Combo.
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814. Oh, listen to fucking Sigmund Void there.
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815. You're well out of line.
Well out of line, man.
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816. Come on, lads, let's have you.
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817. Come on, then.
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818. Come on, Puke, mate.
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819. Sit down.
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820. You what?
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821. Kes, just sit down.
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822. No. No, you can't be serious, mate.
We'll talk about this outside.
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823. Kes, just sit down.
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824. Puke, man, fucking come.
What you on about?
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825. Look, he's fucking right.
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826. What can I do, man? Are you coming?
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827. No.
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828. - Gadge, come on, Tubs, man.
- Fuck off calling me Tubs!
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829. I'm sick of you, Woody.
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830. This is why I'm staying,
because you're always taking the piss,
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831. making me feel that fucking big.
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832. He's put things into perspective.
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833. Look at the other night.
You didn't step up once then.
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834. Join me.
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835. Milky, man,
I know I let you down the other night,
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836. but I swear to you
I'll never fucking do it again. Look at me.
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837. I'd never do it again.
I swear to God I wouldn't, man.
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838. You're my bro, man. What the fuck?
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839. Come on, mate.
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840. Shaun? Come on, man. We're off.
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841. Come on, Shaun.
- No.
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842. Shaun, man, you can't fucking stay here.
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843. Shaun?
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844. He's just a kid. The things you've said
have made him want to stay.
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845. Woody, I wanna make my dad proud.
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846. Listen, love...
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847. See you later, mate.
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848. See you later, Lol, love.
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849. He's 12. I can't leave him here.
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850. - Go.
- Nothing we can do if he wants to stay.
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851. You fucking look after him, do you hear me?
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852. He can look after himself. He's proved that.
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853. See yous later.
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854. Come on, love.
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855. Come on, now.
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856. See you later, mate.
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857. Don't forget, you've got a snake
in the grass with you there.
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858. You're a good man.
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859. A brave good man, man.
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860. A really good man.
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861. A cup of tea for the boys there, Banj.
Few Pot Noodles or something.
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862. I'm fucking gagging for a shit, me,
I'm telling you.
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863. Don't worry about it.
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864. I'll have a word with Woody.
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865. I'll sort it, I promise you.
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866. I just feel really bad.
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867. He looked gutted, Combo.
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868. I know, I feel bad, as well, but...
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869. Oh, fucking hell, let's face it.
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870. Woody's not like me and you.
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871. No, he's fucking certainly not like you.
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872. No-one's ever fucking took a swing at me
like that.
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873. - Really?
- Honest.
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874. Honest.
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875. It's like looking in the mirror.
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876. 20 years ago, when I was fucking 12,
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877. taking swings at big men.
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878. I don't know, I just don't like
people speaking about my dad,
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879. even in a nice way.
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880. I don't even like people
speaking about the war.
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881. You loved him, didn't you?
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882. Yeah.
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883. And then you lost him.
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884. (Whispers): Yeah.
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885. I know what it's like.
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886. To have people walk out on you.
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887. To have people just fucking leave you.
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888. Honest, lad, I know how you feel.
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889. If you ever want anyone to talk to...
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890. someone to cry with
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891. or just to fucking have a hug
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892. or punch the fuck out of 'em,
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893. I'm telling you, I'll be there for you.
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894. I won't turn my back on you.
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895. I promise you that.
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896. Spit.
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897. That's a man's handshake, that.
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898. I promise you.
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899. I won't let you down.
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900. J" Soldiers of Islam
are loading their guns
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901. J" But the Russian tanks
are mowing them down
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902. J" While the Islam armies
are beckoning on
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903. J" There's a burning sun
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904. J" And it sets in the Western world
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905. J" And pretty soon
it's gonna burn your temples down
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906. - Look at the size of that dog.
- Gadge, have a look at that dog.
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907. - Just get on with it.
(Growls)
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908. Excuse me, mate,
is there a toilet here?
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909. Ah, my arse is killing.
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910. - All right, boss?
- Round the back.
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911. - Round the back.
- Cheers, boss.
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912. I am hungry, yeah.
There should be a barbecue or something.
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913. Buffet food...
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914. All right, look, yous three,
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915. yous three, I want yous on your best behaviour.
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916. Right? Your fucking best behaviour.
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917. Ooh, he's got a nice car!
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918. Nice car.
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919. Here they are.
Wait there. Hold it back, lads.
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920. - Just wait there.
- Come on.
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921. Just wait there.
Behave yourself. Wait there.
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922. You all right?
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923. How are you, Arthur? Good to see you.
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924. All right, Lenny, mate.
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925. All right? A pleasure. A pleasure.
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926. All right, mate.
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927. Gentlemen, there is a forgotten word.
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928. No.
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929. An almost forbidden word.
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930. A word that means more to me
than any other.
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931. That word is "England".
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932. Yes!
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933. Once, we flaunted it in the face of the world,
like a banner.
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934. It was a word that stood for power.
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935. A word that stood for freedom.
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936. A word that stood for respect.
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937. But today,
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938. we're scarcely even allowed
to speak the name of our country.
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939. Gadge, are you honestly...
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940. Well, I want to revive that word,
a grand old word,
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941. the word "Englishman".
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942. Yes! Yes!
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943. Yes!
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944. Now we've been marginalised.
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945. We've been called "cranks".
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946. We're not cranks.
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947. Some people say we're racists.
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948. We're not racists. We're realists.
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949. Some people call us Nazis.
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950. We're not Nazis.
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951. No, what we are, we are nationalists.
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952. And there's a reason
people try to pigeonhole us like this.
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