1. Testing, testing. One, two, three.Copy !req
2. Is it working, Kev?Copy !req
3. J" No, no, no, no, noCopy !req
4. J" No, no, noCopy !req
5. J" Don't you hear? I said, yeah
♪ Yeah, yeahCopy !req
6. J" Listen to what I say
♪ To what I sayCopy !req
7. J" Do you believe I would take something
with meCopy !req
8. J" Ah, listen to me one more time,
they were wrong, huhCopy !req
9. J" Give it to me two timeCopy !req
10. J" Huh, huh, huh, huhCopy !req
11. J" Right now, someone has that numberCopy !req
12. J" 54-46Copy !req
13. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I sayCopy !req
14. J" Oh, I said, hear me now
♪ Yeah, yeahCopy !req
15. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I sayCopy !req
16. J" Give it to me two timeCopy !req
17. J" Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it,Copy !req
18. J" 54-46Copy !req
19. J" Listen to what I say
♪ Listen to what I sayCopy !req
20. J" Oh, I said hear me now
♪ Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
21. .. they think it's attractiveCopy !req
22. to offer to the youngCopy !req
23. a future wholly controlled
by the operation of the socialist state...Copy !req
24. - .. two days for me, I think.
- Next Tuesday?Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. Wa-hey, nice flares, matey!Copy !req
27. Piss off.Copy !req
28. - Are you gonna buy that?
- Yeah. Yeah, one sec, mate.Copy !req
29. Come on. Bring it over.Copy !req
30. Just give me a minute.Copy !req
31. I'll just check...Copy !req
32. - It's not a library, you know.
- I was fricking reading that.Copy !req
33. - You what?
- I said, I was fricking reading it.Copy !req
34. - Just go.
- What?Copy !req
35. Just go.Copy !req
36. What about my Cola Cubes?Copy !req
37. You're not gonna get any.
Now, just go, all right?Copy !req
38. Cola Cubes.Copy !req
39. I know who you are
and I know your mum. Go. Now.Copy !req
40. - Cola Cubes.
- Are you gonna go or not?Copy !req
41. - No.
- Right, OK, I'll call the police.Copy !req
42. - Go on, then.
- I mean it, I'm gonna call 'em.Copy !req
43. - Go on, then.
- I mean it.Copy !req
44. - Go on, then.
- We'll see.Copy !req
45. All right. I'm going.Copy !req
46. Oh, and you're banned.Copy !req
47. Oh, and you're a mong.Copy !req
48. Hey, see you, Janice!Copy !req
49. Oh, God, what a loser.Copy !req
50. Loser!Copy !req
51. - Look at that twat.
- There?Copy !req
52. Fucking hell, look at them flares. Goof!Copy !req
53. Goofy.Copy !req
54. Oi, oi.Copy !req
55. Talking to me?Copy !req
56. What?Copy !req
57. Never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.Copy !req
58. Piss off.Copy !req
59. - What the fuck are they?
- These? I'm wearing 'em for a bet.Copy !req
60. - What's your excuse?
- Cheeky bastard.Copy !req
61. - Woodstock's that way, pal.
- Fuck off.Copy !req
62. At least I don't look like Count Dracula.Copy !req
63. - Think you're funny, you little spaz?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
64. - Wanna hear a fucking joke, yeah?
- Yeah, go on, then.Copy !req
65. How many people can you fit in a Mini?Copy !req
66. I don't fucking know.Copy !req
67. Three in the back, two in the frontCopy !req
68. and your fucking dad in the ashtray.Copy !req
69. You fucker!Copy !req
70. (Chanting): Fight, fight, fight, fight!Copy !req
71. - I'll fucking murder you.
- Get off!Copy !req
72. - You fucking...
- Get up!Copy !req
73. - Fucking...
- Shut up!Copy !req
74. You fucking bastard.
What the fuck are you bothered about?Copy !req
75. You fucking...Copy !req
76. Do not use that language.
Headmaster's office now.Copy !req
77. - (Jeering)
- I'm fed up with you.Copy !req
78. Argh.Copy !req
79. - (Thwack of cane)
- Aargh!Copy !req
80. - (Thwack of cane)
- Argh!Copy !req
81. There's a disco today, Harvey.Copy !req
82. But you won't be going.Copy !req
83. Now get out!Copy !req
84. Come in, Field.Copy !req
85. ..it's gotta be smoother.Copy !req
86. - Make it smooth.
- That's nice.Copy !req
87. That were nice. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
88. - Now we got a rhythm going.
- Piss off. I just wanna light my fag.Copy !req
89. For God's sake.Copy !req
90. - All right, mate?
- All right.Copy !req
91. 'Ey up, what's the matter?Copy !req
92. Nothing.Copy !req
93. What's with t'face ache?
You look upset. What's to do?Copy !req
94. It's people picking on me,
taking the mick out of me.Copy !req
95. Oh, mate, you're breaking my heart.
Sit down for five minutes.Copy !req
96. - Why?
- Woody, look at them flares.Copy !req
97. See what I mean?
That's what I fucking mean, there.Copy !req
98. You can see he's upset.
Will you behave with the flare comments?Copy !req
99. - They're bad...
- Come on. Five minutes.Copy !req
100. - Just come and sit down, mate.
- But you'll all just pick on me.Copy !req
101. - Everyone does.
- Oh, come and sit down, mate.Copy !req
102. I feel bloody sorry for you.
Just five minutes.Copy !req
103. Just give me five minutes
to make you feel better.Copy !req
104. Come on, mate. Bloody hell!
It can't be that bad, eh?Copy !req
105. So what's this?
Who's picking on you, lad?Copy !req
106. Some lad at school.Copy !req
107. - What's his name?
- Harvey.Copy !req
108. Harvey?Copy !req
109. What sort of a bloody girl's name
is Harvey?Copy !req
110. (In posh voice): Hello. I'm Harvey.
And I've come to give you gyp.Copy !req
111. I've got one of these for you,
Sonny Jim.Copy !req
112. I've got one of those for you.
My name is Harvey.Copy !req
113. You're drawing a fine line.Copy !req
114. You're drawing a fine line. Eh?Copy !req
115. Bloody hell!Copy !req
116. - Where the frig have you been?
- Bloody Ada!Copy !req
117. Took me an hour
to get someone to go in for me.Copy !req
118. You had to wait a bloody hour for that pie?
Give me that shit.Copy !req
119. For God's sake.Copy !req
120. - Who the fuck's he?
- What is your name?Copy !req
121. I'm Shaun.Copy !req
122. Shaun, I'm Woody, mate.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
123. That there's Milky, my main man.Copy !req
124. Pukey's a nutcase. Don't wind him up.Copy !req
125. That's Kez. He's pretty chilled out.Copy !req
126. - And this fat idiot's Gadget.
- (Laughter)Copy !req
127. You are, Gadget, you are.Copy !req
128. Anyway, Shaun, move.
You're in my seat.Copy !req
129. What?Copy !req
130. Move.Copy !req
131. Gadget, mate, out of all the places to sit,
you want to sit there?Copy !req
132. - Yeah, I do.
Shall I move?Copy !req
133. What are you asking him for?
Move, now.Copy !req
134. - He don't have to bloody move.
- Fucking does. Get out.Copy !req
135. Oi, it's a free country.
You sit there if you want to sit there.Copy !req
136. - Have you seen these?
- Woody, tell him.Copy !req
137. Woody, tell 'em.Copy !req
138. Get the fuck...Copy !req
139. Calm down.Copy !req
140. Will you just calm down?Copy !req
141. Fucking behave.
You need to learn when to chill out.Copy !req
142. What“?Copy !req
143. Get the fuck out of my seat now!Copy !req
144. Out of this tunnel
or I'll make your life a living fucking hell.Copy !req
145. - Fuck off!
- Fuck out!Copy !req
146. - You're a pain in my arse.
- You're all a bunch of bastards!Copy !req
147. Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
148. You prick!
Shaun, come back, mate.Copy !req
149. - Sit down.
- Oh, bloody hell.Copy !req
150. Shaun! Sh...Copy !req
151. Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad now.Copy !req
152. Well done, well done. Are you happy with
your fucking pie now, you prick?Copy !req
153. You're a frigging bully, Gadget.Copy !req
154. TV: .. see what you can do with this.Copy !req
155. What C is a fodder plant...Copy !req
156. - Hiya, love.
- Hello.Copy !req
157. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. Had a good day at school?Copy !req
159. Shaun?Copy !req
160. What's wrong, love?
Shaun, come here.Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. Sit down.
I want to have a word with you.Copy !req
163. Why?Copy !req
164. Please, son, I want to talk to you.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. What have you done to your face?Copy !req
167. Nothing.Copy !req
168. You've got all scratches all over your face.
Have you been fighting?Copy !req
169. No, I did it on the way home from school.Copy !req
170. You didn't. You're lying to me.
How have you done it?Copy !req
171. It was a boy at school.Copy !req
172. He made a joke about Dad, so I hit him.Copy !req
173. Well, what did he say about Dad?Copy !req
174. I don't wanna say it, Mum.
It's disgusting.Copy !req
175. Shaun, I want to know what he said.Copy !req
176. I've been picked on three times today.Copy !req
177. All because of my trousers.Copy !req
178. What's wrong with your trousers?Copy !req
179. Look at the fucking size of them!Copy !req
180. Stop swearing.
There's nothing wrong with them.Copy !req
181. - Your dad bought you them.
- They're too big for me!Copy !req
182. If you didn't want to wear them,
you should have put your school ones on.Copy !req
183. It's non-uniform day, Mum.Copy !req
184. What do you want me to do, Shaun?
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
185. - We could move away.
- We can't move away.Copy !req
186. We're not moving from anywhere.
We live here and we're staying here.Copy !req
187. I don't like it here, Mum.Copy !req
188. I liked it better when we were with Dad.Copy !req
189. Well, I liked it better when we was with Dad,
but Dad's gone now.Copy !req
190. Yes!Copy !req
191. .. Mrs Thatcher's visiting The AntrimCopy !req
192. very close to two key events
in the War, for the ship.Copy !req
193. Just over there,
in the Falklands Sound,Copy !req
194. she was hit aft by a 1,000lb bomb,
which, fortunately, didn't explode,Copy !req
195. and there, on Fanning Head,Copy !req
196. heavy bombardment from The Antrim
took out a key Argentine position.Copy !req
197. Like the Army, the Navy is still taking
the threat of another Argentine attackCopy !req
198. very seriously...Copy !req
199. as well as these Oerlikon guns,
the destroyer is armed...Copy !req
200. sea slug, sea cat...Copy !req
201. What the fuck?Copy !req
202. What do you want, Gadget?
You've just nearly put my window through.Copy !req
203. (Breathlessly): Woody wants to know
if you're coming hunting.Copy !req
204. Hunting? Why?Copy !req
205. Because he feels sorry
for what happened the other day.Copy !req
206. And he just wants to know
if you're coming out.Copy !req
207. If I come, you're just gonna kick my head in
in the middle of a field.Copy !req
208. Woody said if I come within five feet of you,
he's gonna kick the shit out of me.Copy !req
209. And why on earth
are you dressed like that?Copy !req
210. We always dress like this.Copy !req
211. You look stupid.Copy !req
212. I know, but it's just a laugh that we have.Copy !req
213. I've got you some stuff. Come on.Copy !req
214. It's not a trick, is it, Gadget?
Woody really wants me to come?Copy !req
215. It's no trick, honest. Please?Copy !req
216. - All right. I'll be down in a minute.
- Hurry up!Copy !req
217. Hurry up, you.
Give me a hand.Copy !req
218. - Fuck it.
- Come on, Tubs!Copy !req
219. Hurry up,
cos Gadget won't get over it, will he?Copy !req
220. - Come on.
- Come on. Get up.Copy !req
221. Here you are.
Gadget, have that. Have this.Copy !req
222. - Gadget!
- Gadget, have this.Copy !req
223. I'll have that there, mate.Copy !req
224. No, I'm all right.Copy !req
225. - Oh, man. Woo!
- I wanted that!Copy !req
226. Woo! Woo! Woo-oo!Copy !req
227. Come on!Copy !req
228. - Where are you going, Gadge?
Whoa-oa-oah!Copy !req
229. Woo!Copy !req
230. Woo-hoo! Woo!Copy !req
231. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
232. Fuck, yeah! Fucking do it!Copy !req
233. Woo!Copy !req
234. Woody!Copy !req
235. Go on! Fucking do it!Copy !req
236. Do it again and again!Copy !req
237. - You fucking daft bastard.
- You fat bastard.Copy !req
238. Go on!Copy !req
239. Hey!Copy !req
240. Fucking do it! Do it!Copy !req
241. - (Fires catapult)
- Aah!Copy !req
242. Shaun!Copy !req
243. - (Fires catapult)
- Aah!Copy !req
244. Come on!Copy !req
245. Come on, Shauny! Come on, Shaun!Copy !req
246. Come on, Shaun!Copy !req
247. Where are we going?Copy !req
248. I'll get you a good seat.Copy !req
249. Woo!Copy !req
250. - Get up them stairs.
(Shaun laughs)Copy !req
251. Shaun! Shaun, Shaun, Shaun!Copy !req
252. Quick!Copy !req
253. Come on. Quickly. Quickly. Ssh!Copy !req
254. Where the fuck have yous gone?
Come on.Copy !req
255. I can't be doing with this, lads.Copy !req
256. I'm not in the mood for this.Copy !req
257. I know yous are in here, I'm not stupid.Copy !req
258. So, come out.Copy !req
259. FuckedCopy !req
260. Classical!Copy !req
261. Classical.Copy !req
262. - Classic.
Classic. Classic.Copy !req
263. Gold, mate. Liquid gold. Brilliant.Copy !req
264. That was classic! Classic, classic.Copy !req
265. Oi, oi, oi!
What's all that about, dickhead, eh?Copy !req
266. What's the deal with you, eh?Copy !req
267. - He shot me.
- I shot you as well.Copy !req
268. Come on, Shauny.Copy !req
269. - Bloody hell, Gadget.
- What d'you do that for?Copy !req
270. Look how yous
have been treating me all day.Copy !req
271. I had to carry all the bags.Copy !req
272. All of yous running off on me,
hiding on me.Copy !req
273. Listen to me. He's a young lad.
He's had a fucking bad week.Copy !req
274. So, we're bringing him with us
to show him a bloody good timeCopy !req
275. and you just backhanded him
round t'head.Copy !req
276. I'm disappointed, mate.Copy !req
277. You're all favouritising him.Copy !req
278. I feel like I've gone down in the ranks
since he's come.Copy !req
279. What ranks?Copy !req
280. I'm sorry if I've took your place, mate.
I really am.Copy !req
281. And if you really want me to go
and give you your spot back, I'll just go.Copy !req
282. Don't, mate. Please.Copy !req
283. - I'll go. He don't like me.
- No, don't.Copy !req
284. He don't know what he's saying.Copy !req
285. It's not that I don't like you, mate.
I think you're great. It's just...Copy !req
286. I'm having a shitty time and...Copy !req
287. - Come on. Shake hands.
- I've been where you are and...Copy !req
288. Less of this. It's nonsense, this.
We're mates here. Shake his hand.Copy !req
289. Come on. Good lad.
That's what I'm all about. Yeah.Copy !req
290. Come here, come here.
Give us a bloody hug, come on.Copy !req
291. Bloody hell. Come on, all of yous.
All of yous, get in here.Copy !req
292. Bloody hell, my arse!
Who's that on my arse?Copy !req
293. Who's that? Calm it down.Copy !req
294. Bloody hell, Gadge. Come on, mate.Copy !req
295. Morning SunCopy !req
296. J" Oh, she sing for the sweet melodyCopy !req
297. Wait for me, love.Copy !req
298. - I'll see you, chicken.
- See ya.Copy !req
299. Them.Copy !req
300. - Which ones?
- The big red ones.Copy !req
301. Oh, you're not having them, sweetheart.
Look at the size of 'em.Copy !req
302. Oh, come on, Mum. You said.Copy !req
303. No, Shaun, they look like thug boots.
They're awful.Copy !req
304. Come on, Mum. You promised me.Copy !req
305. Why don't you get some of them
that you've got in blue?Copy !req
306. Cos I don't like these. I want them ones,
Mum. Come on. You promised.Copy !req
307. - They'll rub on your shin.
- They'll only be about that.Copy !req
308. Be better in my size.Copy !req
309. Come on. Where is she?Copy !req
310. - Right.
- Well, that was nice timing.Copy !req
311. I spoke too soon.Copy !req
312. I hurt my shoulder back there.
Been ferreting about for ages.Copy !req
313. - Are you all right, love?
- Pulled something in my shoulder.Copy !req
314. Now, then, if I can just have that for a second...Copy !req
315. - Let me have that, sweetheart.
- I want to hold it.Copy !req
316. I'll just have that. Mum, shall I just...?Copy !req
317. - Yeah.
- I'll just put that down there.Copy !req
318. Ducky, darling, the ones
that you're looking at, these boots...Copy !req
319. - Yeah?
- ..now, they're adult sizesCopy !req
320. and you're a size four.Copy !req
321. But these have just come in from London.Copy !req
322. Are you ready for these?Copy !req
323. These are fantastic.Copy !req
324. - What the...?
- Oh, look at them, Shaun.Copy !req
325. They're absolutely lovely.Copy !req
326. - Do you want to hold one? There.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
327. - They're nice, aren't they?
- They're lovely, them.Copy !req
328. Oh, they look lovely.Copy !req
329. - Try 'em on.
- Where's the "Doc Marten" sign?Copy !req
330. These ones, cos they're special
and they're from London,Copy !req
331. they don't have the Doc Marten sign
on these - they're too special for that.Copy !req
332. - It says "Tompkins" in it.
- The ones from London say Tompkins.Copy !req
333. Everywhere else say "Dr Martens".Copy !req
334. - I love them.
- These ones are special.Copy !req
335. - Do you sell a lot of them?
- Yeah. Go like hot cakes.Copy !req
336. Do you want to try one on? Shall we?Copy !req
337. I fucking want them.Copy !req
338. - If you swear... I'm sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
339. - Shaun, don't swear.
- I want them ones.Copy !req
340. - Listen, you can...
- I don't want them.Copy !req
341. Chicken, don't upset your mum, eh?
Let's try 'em on.Copy !req
342. Are you ready, Shaun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
343. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. - You don't seem very confident.
- Just do it.Copy !req
345. Your mum's not gonna come round,
is she, and whack my door down?Copy !req
346. No. Just fricking do it.Copy !req
347. (Switches on razor)
- Right. Here we go.Copy !req
348. - Get that mop off.
- It's coming.Copy !req
349. - It's coming off.
(Shaun giggles)Copy !req
350. - Oh, eh.
Ooh!Copy !req
351. Flippin' heck. Eh.Copy !req
352. - You have a right pink head.
- We're getting going now.Copy !req
353. - Stop fidgeting.
- You're doing a good job, mate.Copy !req
354. Oh, mate, it looks better already, that.Copy !req
355. - Don't it, Milk?
- Definitely. Definitely.Copy !req
356. - You're looking good.
- Head down.Copy !req
357. Oh, there's loads of it.
It's just never-ending.Copy !req
358. Don't be rough with him, Lol.
He's only a baby.Copy !req
359. - Put your head up.
- You just told me to put it down, Lol.Copy !req
360. And what an hairline, girls, eh?Copy !req
361. Don't forget that bit.Copy !req
362. I can see it.Copy !req
363. Honestly, mate, it's sterling.Copy !req
364. Get it off.Copy !req
365. Really smart, isn't he? isn't he smart, eh?Copy !req
366. - He does look good.
- Mate, I'm well impressed.Copy !req
367. There we go, mate. That's you done.Copy !req
368. Look at that!Copy !req
369. Brush him down. He looks like a Yeti!Copy !req
370. - Oh, mate, so smart, that.
- That's good, that.Copy !req
371. Honestly, mate, you look sterling.Copy !req
372. - So, am I in the gang now?
- Well, not yet.Copy !req
373. Get your shirt on.
Let's see your Ben Sherman.Copy !req
374. I... I ain't got a Ben Sherman.Copy !req
375. - You telling me you've not got a shirt?
- No.Copy !req
376. You told me to get jeans and the boots.Copy !req
377. Are you having a laugh?
You can't go out all nipply, can you?Copy !req
378. You're gonna have to come back next week.
I'll see you, mate.Copy !req
379. - Honestly, have I really gotta go?
- Yeah, really, really.Copy !req
380. Go on. You're gonna have to get off.Copy !req
381. Shut t'door behind you,
there's a good lad.Copy !req
382. Oh, hang on, I forgot about summat.Copy !req
383. I were fucking lying!Copy !req
384. Come here and give me a big hug.
Come here, fella.Copy !req
385. I'm really proud of you, mate.
You look brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.Copy !req
386. Get that body covered up
before t'girls go mad!Copy !req
387. Ooh!Copy !req
388. Amazing. Bang on.Copy !req
389. Lol picked that for you.Copy !req
390. - Look at that.
- It's a good fit, that. It's a good fit.Copy !req
391. Let's have a look at you.Copy !req
392. Ah, mate.Copy !req
393. What a transformation!Copy !req
394. He looks dead cute.Copy !req
395. Pleased with it?Copy !req
396. - Look at that.
- Ah, mate.Copy !req
397. Bloody hell, here he is.
- Gadget!Copy !req
398. Look at this.
- What? Who are you?Copy !req
399. Oh-ho-ho, Shaun!Copy !req
400. Oh-ho-ho! Look at that. Come here.Copy !req
401. That's it. Good lad, Gadge.Copy !req
402. Well done, mate.Copy !req
403. J" Oh, my babyCopy !req
404. J" Oh, my babyCopy !req
405. J" You know what I meanCopy !req
406. J" We're gonna sail the seaCopy !req
407. J" No, no, no, no, noCopy !req
408. J" I've got to goCopy !req
409. J" Oh, she look so sweetCopy !req
410. NoCopy !req
411. J" No, no, no, no, noCopy !req
412. J" Oh, baby...Copy !req
413. 'EY up, eh?Copy !req
414. Home sweet home.Copy !req
415. - It's all right round here, Shaun.
- It's a nice area, mate.Copy !req
416. Cheers for today.
It's been the best day of my life.Copy !req
417. Aw.Copy !req
418. Fella, man,
you are more than welcome.Copy !req
419. And I mean that
from the bottom of my heart. Any time.Copy !req
420. - Tell him.
- Definitely. Any time, mate.Copy !req
421. - Come here, you.
Any time, day or night.Copy !req
422. Oh, oh!
Woo!Copy !req
423. - Wa-hey!
- You've been practising!Copy !req
424. Cheers for the haircut, Lol.Copy !req
425. No worries. You make sure you come to
me when it needs redoing.Copy !req
426. - Cheers for the shitty tea, Gadget.
- Get you!Copy !req
427. Shaun?Copy !req
428. Yeah?Copy !req
429. Come here, please.Copy !req
430. I just want to go straight to bed, Mum.Copy !req
431. Come here, please.
You're two hours late.Copy !req
432. - Please, Mum.
- Shaun, just come here!Copy !req
433. Oh, my God.Copy !req
434. Mum, please.Copy !req
435. Please, Mum.Copy !req
436. - Shaun, come on.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
437. - Oh, Mum, please.
- I'm not messing around.Copy !req
438. Now, in.Copy !req
439. In you 90, you.Copy !req
440. - Eh, Shaun!
- Shaun, mate!Copy !req
441. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
442. Who's Lol?Copy !req
443. Me.Copy !req
444. What have you done to his hair?Copy !req
445. I... I did ask him, before I did it, if...
if you was all right with it.Copy !req
446. Don't you think
you should have asked me?Copy !req
447. Yeah.Copy !req
448. I'm sorry.Copy !req
449. Shaun, did I not ask you
if it was all right?Copy !req
450. If he said, "Jump off a cliff",
would you do that?Copy !req
451. No.Copy !req
452. To be honest, you all look a bit... old
to be hanging around with him.Copy !req
453. I'm only in the er... year bel...
above in school.Copy !req
454. - Are you joking?
- No.Copy !req
455. I've got problems.Copy !req
456. Yeah, well, you will have problems
if you touch his hair again.Copy !req
457. I'm really sorry.
- Who's Woody?Copy !req
458. Behave.Copy !req
459. - I'm Woody. I'm sorry, love.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
460. It's erm...Copy !req
461. I just wanted to thank you. He said he's
being bullied and you'd helped him out.Copy !req
462. - You're welcome.
- Yeah, I really appreciate that.Copy !req
463. And the clothes and stuff.
I think he likes 'em. I don't mind that, at all.Copy !req
464. But the hair is not good.Copy !req
465. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
466. I am. I wouldn't have done it
if I knew you didn't like it.Copy !req
467. Listen, I'm gonna leave him here with you.Copy !req
468. I'm gonna trust you, Shaun.Copy !req
469. All right? Give us a kiss.Copy !req
470. - See you later. Nice to meet you.
What's your name, love?Copy !req
471. - Cynthia.
- Nice to meet you, Cynthia.Copy !req
472. Nice to meet you all.Copy !req
473. - See you in a bit, Shaun.
- See you, love.Copy !req
474. - See you, later.
- Bye, Mum.Copy !req
475. You idiot!Copy !req
476. You shit yourself.Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. - You shit yourself. You did.
- I didn't shit myself.Copy !req
479. Hey, here he is!Copy !req
480. - Where have you been?
- I've been getting a drink.Copy !req
481. - You've been gone an hour.
- Look how pissed he is. Babycham?Copy !req
482. Have you had it through a straw?Copy !req
483. Wa key-wa key!Copy !req
484. Pissed as a fart. Look at him.Copy !req
485. You fancy Smell, don't you?Copy !req
486. - Ah!
- No.Copy !req
487. Do you like Smell?Copy !req
488. Listen, I think, Shaun...
I think you've got a great chance.Copy !req
489. - Oh, aye, love.
- You ain't got nothing to lose.Copy !req
490. - Go on.
- She can only say no, mate.Copy !req
491. You wanna give it a crack?Copy !req
492. This can be a beautiful thing.Copy !req
493. - Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell.
- Boob height.Copy !req
494. That might be the perfect height.Copy !req
495. Would you...Copy !req
496. like to take a turn up the garden with me?Copy !req
497. - Oh, that's sweet.
(Pukey snorts)Copy !req
498. You are, you're a little sweetheart.Copy !req
499. I told you. It's making me emotional.Copy !req
500. Ladies first.Copy !req
501. Come on, then.
- Watch it.Copy !req
502. - Ooh, sorry, mate.
- It's all right.Copy !req
503. - Look at the sky.
- This is perfect, this is.Copy !req
504. Look at the moonlight. It's beautiful.Copy !req
505. Like you.Copy !req
506. That is so cute.Copy !req
507. You're a real charmer, you are.Copy !req
508. Careful.Copy !req
509. ..it were just...Copy !req
510. - What the fuck's that?
- (Further knock)Copy !req
511. That sounds like the coppers,
that does.Copy !req
512. - Gary.
' (Thumping on door)Copy !req
513. Gadget!Copy !req
514. It's Gadget's mum and dad.Copy !req
515. Get the fuck up, Gadge. Listen to me.
I want you to be sober. Yeah?Copy !req
516. Sober.Copy !req
517. - All nice, good, sober.
- (Doorbell)Copy !req
518. - I am sober.
- Of course you are.Copy !req
519. Fucking hide all the weed an' that, Milk.Copy !req
520. Hello?Copy !req
521. - Aaargh!
- Get fucking out!Copy !req
522. Outside now!Copy !req
523. If you want us to turn
the music down, we'll turn it down.Copy !req
524. It's too fucking late for that!Copy !req
525. These three.Copy !req
526. Now get fucking up! Come on.Copy !req
527. I'm coming, just...
- Not you. You.Copy !req
528. Get outside!Copy !req
529. Woody!
- Now!Copy !req
530. Come on!Copy !req
531. - It's all right.
- Kes, get up.Copy !req
532. Yaaah!Copy !req
533. Look at him! Fucking hell, Combo!Copy !req
534. Fucking hell, look at you!Copy !req
535. Look at the fucking size of him.Copy !req
536. Wow! Fucking look at you!Copy !req
537. - Oh, fucking hell!
- Fucking look at you, man!Copy !req
538. - Fucking hell.
- I missed you, man.Copy !req
539. Fuck off, man. You fucking gave me
a heart attack, you bastard.Copy !req
540. Who the fuck's he?Copy !req
541. - Banjo.
- Banjo.Copy !req
542. Three and a half years
with this fucking big bastard.Copy !req
543. You lovely man.Copy !req
544. Tell you what, there's fuck all
that this man hasn't seen.Copy !req
545. Banjo, yeah?
Thanks for looking after him, mate.Copy !req
546. - Look at the size of him, mate.
- Always ready to have a go.Copy !req
547. Meggy! How are you, lad?Copy !req
548. - How are you, mate?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
549. Milk, fucking hell.Copy !req
550. You shit me up there for a minute.Copy !req
551. Listen to me now. This dude, here,Copy !req
552. he spent three years in the pen for me,
he never said nothing.Copy !req
553. If it weren't for him,
I wouldn't be with you guys now.Copy !req
554. So, the utmost respect and I mean it.Copy !req
555. I mean it.Copy !req
556. Look at this, eh?Copy !req
557. Look at you. Fucking hell!
You've blossomed, haven't you, love?Copy !req
558. - How are you doing?
- Not too bad. How are you?Copy !req
559. All right. Easy, easy.
That's my other half, that.Copy !req
560. - It's my other half, like.
- Nice one, mate.Copy !req
561. I'm happy for yous.Copy !req
562. Are you all right?Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. You look a bit nervous.Copy !req
565. I'm not gonna do anything
you don't want me to.Copy !req
566. Have you ever done this before?Copy !req
567. Done it once.Copy !req
568. In Germany.Copy !req
569. In Germany?Copy !req
570. Why did you go to Germany?Copy !req
571. I was...Copy !req
572. in Ger... Germany with my dad.Copy !req
573. What did you do in Germany
with this girl?Copy !req
574. Just kissed her.Copy !req
575. Did you? Was she pretty?Copy !req
576. Prettier than me?Copy !req
577. - No way.
- Really?Copy !req
578. Well, that's really cute of you.Copy !req
579. Do you want a kiss?Copy !req
580. We'll leave it today.Copy !req
581. You might look about four,
but you kiss like a forty-year-old.Copy !req
582. You're dead sensitive.Copy !req
583. Are you all right?Copy !req
584. Are you sure?Copy !req
585. Do you want me to kiss you again?Copy !req
586. Do you wanna suck my tits?Copy !req
587. - Tell 'em a story.
- All right, if yous are making me.Copy !req
588. All right, it took a little bit of time.Copy !req
589. - But we did end up running things.
- We certainly did.Copy !req
590. I mean, it's just...
I mean, for three weeks, right,Copy !req
591. this fucking wog...Copy !req
592. Right? Proper horrible.Copy !req
593. Sorry, mate, sorry.Copy !req
594. Didn't mean nothing by it.Copy !req
595. You know, just slip of the tongue, like.Copy !req
596. Sorry. This, you know, this brown gentleman...Copy !req
597. who... he was a bully,
he was a horrible bully.Copy !req
598. No matter what colour he was,
he was a bully.Copy !req
599. - And I hate bullies. Don't I, Wood?
- Yeah.Copy !req
600. I can't stand them, man.
I can't stand 'em.Copy !req
601. But for three weeks, right,
this fella was robbing my pudding.Copy !req
602. What kind of pudding was it?Copy !req
603. Doesn't matter what pudding it was.Copy !req
604. The pudding's not the point.Copy !req
605. The point is,
he was taking my pudding off me.Copy !req
606. And I just thought,
"Nah, I'm not having it. I don't care.Copy !req
607. You're not getting my pudding,
that's it."Copy !req
608. So, I grabbed it and I've gone,
"No, mate, no, you're not having it."Copy !req
609. He was like...Copy !req
610. (Mimics his accent): "White boy...Copy !req
611. Give me your pud-pud."Copy !req
612. Proper! Do you know what I mean?
And I've just thought, "No, man."Copy !req
613. - (Laughter)
Nah, he did, right.Copy !req
614. Eh!Copy !req
615. Look at t'moosh on him.
- Smell his finger.Copy !req
616. And who's been bloody smooching?Copy !req
617. Come here, Shaun! Come on, man.Copy !req
618. I've got someone I want you to meet.
Come and stand here.Copy !req
619. Now, listen to me.
This is a very special friend of mine.Copy !req
620. Combo, Shaun.Copy !req
621. Newest recruit.Copy !req
622. Shaun. Combo.Copy !req
623. What are you doing?Copy !req
624. Just want to shake your hand.Copy !req
625. Did you?Copy !req
626. Are you a proper little skinhead,
then, yeah?Copy !req
627. Yeah.Copy !req
628. You look like a little Action Man.Copy !req
629. Like a little Barbie doll.
You're dressed up an' all that. Look.Copy !req
630. What?Copy !req
631. I'm only messing with you, you little fucker.Copy !req
632. I'm only messing with you.Copy !req
633. He's all right.
- You're all right.Copy !req
634. Nice one, lad.
Sit down, anyway, I'm telling a story.Copy !req
635. Sit next to Milky.Copy !req
636. Anyway, where was I?
What... Where was I?Copy !req
637. You were on about that er...
"brown gentleman"Copy !req
638. stealing your "pud-pud".Copy !req
639. That's right, yeah. Yeah.
So, I've said, "No, you're not having it."Copy !req
640. This one day, right,
I've been grafting all morning,Copy !req
641. just shovelling shit, constantly,
all morning, non-stop.Copy !req
642. Weren't I? And I'm fucking starving.Copy !req
643. J" gentle pianoCopy !req
644. You know, like that proper hunger.Copy !req
645. And I'm thinking, "Right, just eat my pudding,
just go and eat my pudding."Copy !req
646. I've just finished
the last fucking mouthful and then,Copy !req
647. this big, black, sweaty handCopy !req
648. has just gone wallop, right in my pudding.Copy !req
649. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
650. Proper big cigar fingers,
all over my fucking crumble and custard...Copy !req
651. I just thought,
"No, I'm not having it, I don't care.Copy !req
652. You're not getting my pudding, that's it."Copy !req
653. I just took his hand out and just looked
him right in the face and I've gone...Copy !req
654. (Mouths): Woody.Copy !req
655. So, last night was good fun, weren't it?Copy !req
656. - Don't start.
- I'm just saying, a really good night.Copy !req
657. I know what sort of a bloody night it was.
It were awkward.Copy !req
658. It was er... a little on the tense side.Copy !req
659. I know, mate, I'm sorry.Copy !req
660. I knew he'd do it. I knew he'd have to
throw his bloody weight around.Copy !req
661. Has to be number one.Copy !req
662. He were like that before he went in.
Newt's frigging changed, at all.Copy !req
663. Hang on. Wait.
He hardly did anything wrong, anyway.Copy !req
664. - I thought he was all right.
- I've got an idea.Copy !req
665. How about you climb out of his arse
for five minutes, Puke, eh?Copy !req
666. Trust you to fucking jump on his dick.Copy !req
667. I'm not. I'm just saying,
he was just telling a story.Copy !req
668. You asked for a story, he told it you.Copy !req
669. I'll tell you a story
if you don't shut your mouth.Copy !req
670. All right, boys?Copy !req
671. - You all right, Combo?
- All right, Gadge.Copy !req
672. - Puke.
- All right, mate.Copy !req
673. 'Ey up. What's up?Copy !req
674. - Can I just have a little word with you?
- I've got a brew coming.Copy !req
675. - Only be two minutes. Come 'ed.
- Bastard.Copy !req
676. Woody, don't be long cos I wanna get off.Copy !req
677. - All right, love.
- Be two minutes, Lol.Copy !req
678. All right, lad?Copy !req
679. I said, "All right?"Copy !req
680. What was that for? That hurt!Copy !req
681. - Woody, hurry up.
- I will, love, yeah.Copy !req
682. Milky, I'd watch it.
I think summat's gonna kick off.Copy !req
683. Don't worry. I'm more than ready.Copy !req
684. You're making a big deal
out of nothing, anyway.Copy !req
685. - He's all right.
- He's not.Copy !req
686. Ks“.!Copy !req
687. Kelly, you don't even know him.Copy !req
688. - What's up?
You all right, Woods?Copy !req
689. All right, lad.Copy !req
690. - Go on, then. What's happened?
- We've to...Copy !req
691. We've to bob round tomorrow morning.Copy !req
692. I tell you, I shouldn't be here, you know.
This don't feel good, at all.Copy !req
693. Look at the size of that brew.
Who drinks a brew that big?Copy !req
694. I bet you all thought I was a right fucking
horrible, horrible, horribleCopy !req
695. little bastard the other day, didn't you?Copy !req
696. - A little bit.
- A bit?Copy !req
697. Tell the truth, Wood, man.
I was fucking horrible, weren't I?Copy !req
698. - A bit of a bastard, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
699. Yeah, well, you were a snake.Copy !req
700. You were a fucking serpent
from the Bible, weren't you?Copy !req
701. Do you wanna know why, Wood?
Do you want me to tell you why?Copy !req
702. Yeah?Copy !req
703. Cos see that man, there, Milky?Copy !req
704. That man thereCopy !req
705. took abuse off me.Copy !req
706. And I said some horrible things, Milk,
and I'm fucking sorry.Copy !req
707. You let me abuse him.Copy !req
708. And what did you do?
What did you do, Wood?Copy !req
709. - I didn't do anything.
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
710. - I didn't do nothing.
- Exactly. Nothing. Fuck all.Copy !req
711. Neither did any of yous.Copy !req
712. Not one of yous stood up
and made yourself count for that man there.Copy !req
713. And that was fucking wrong.Copy !req
714. Milk, honest to God,
I'm really glad you came here today.Copy !req
715. And I mean that, mate,
I really mean that.Copy !req
716. Cos I've got one question to ask you.
Just one question.Copy !req
717. When you've heard it, if you want to leave,
you can leave, that's fine by me.Copy !req
718. But I've got one question to ask you.Copy !req
719. Do you consider yourselfCopy !req
720. English or Jamaican?Copy !req
721. English.Copy !req
722. Lovely. I love you for that.
That's fucking great. I'm proud, man.Copy !req
723. Learn from him.
That's a proud man, there.Copy !req
724. That's what we need, man.Copy !req
725. That's what this nation
has been built on.Copy !req
726. Proud men. Proud fucking warriors.Copy !req
727. Two thousand years,
this little tiny fucking islandCopy !req
728. has been raped and pillagedCopy !req
729. by people who have come here
and wanted a piece of it.Copy !req
730. Two fucking world wars,
men have laid down their lives for this.Copy !req
731. For this, and for what?Copy !req
732. So we can stick our fucking flag
in the ground and say,Copy !req
733. "Yeah, this is EnglandCopy !req
734. and this is EnglandCopy !req
735. and this is England."Copy !req
736. And for what?Copy !req
737. For what now?Copy !req
738. Eh, what for?Copy !req
739. So we can just open the fucking floodgates
and let them all come in?Copy !req
740. And say, "Yeah, come on, come in.Copy !req
741. Get off your ship. Did you have
a safe journey? Was it hard?Copy !req
742. Here y'are, here's a corner,
why don't you build a shop?Copy !req
743. Better still, why don't you build a shop
and then build a church?Copy !req
744. Follow your own fucking religions.
Do what you want."Copy !req
745. When there's single fucking parents
out there, who can't get a fucking flatCopy !req
746. and they're being given to these...Copy !req
747. And I'm gonna say it,
cos you're gonna have to fucking hear it.Copy !req
748. We're giving the flats
to these fucking Pakis. Right?Copy !req
749. Who've got 50 and 60
in a fucking flat on their own.Copy !req
750. Right? We're giving that to them.Copy !req
751. There's three and a half million
unemployed out there.Copy !req
752. Three and a half million of us,
who can't find fucking work.Copy !req
753. Cos they're taking them all.
Cos it's fucking cheap labour.Copy !req
754. Cheap and easy labour.Copy !req
755. Fucking cheap and easy,
which makes us cheap and easy.Copy !req
756. Three and a half fucking million!Copy !req
757. It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke.Copy !req
758. And that Thatcher sits there
in her fucking ivory towerCopy !req
759. and sends us on a fucking phoney war!Copy !req
760. The Falklands?Copy !req
761. The fucking Falklands?Copy !req
762. What the fuck's The Falklands?Copy !req
763. Fucking innocent men,
good fucking strong men.Copy !req
764. Good soldiers,
real people losing their lives,Copy !req
765. going over there thinking
they're fighting for a fucking cause.Copy !req
766. What are they fighting for?
What are they fighting against?Copy !req
767. Fucking shepherds!
Shepherds with fucking...Copy !req
768. Shut up about The Falklands.Copy !req
769. - Why?
- Cos I want you to.Copy !req
770. There's fucking loads of dickheads dying
out there for nothing.Copy !req
771. My fucking dad weren't a dickhead!Copy !req
772. What are you doing?Copy !req
773. - Fuck off! Shut up!
- What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
774. Whoa, there, little one.
What's wrong, mate?Copy !req
775. - Tell me the truth. Come on.
- I just fucking...Copy !req
776. That's it. Go on.Copy !req
777. My fucking dad died in that war!Copy !req
778. - Your dad died?
- Yeah. Get off!Copy !req
779. - Fucking hell, mate, I'm sorry.
- Fucking shut up about it!Copy !req
780. I'm sorry, mate.Copy !req
781. Fucking hell, I'm sorry, lad.Copy !req
782. I'm sorry. I never knew he died, man.Copy !req
783. Fucking hell.Copy !req
784. Oh, look, mate, if I'd have known,Copy !req
785. honest, I wouldn't have said, man,
but what I'm telling you is the truth.Copy !req
786. I can't lie to you.
It's a pathetic war, man.Copy !req
787. And you want your dad's life
to mean something, don't you?Copy !req
788. And this breaks my fucking heart to say it.Copy !req
789. We shouldn't have been there.Copy !req
790. She lied to us.
She lied to me. She lied to you.Copy !req
791. But, most importantly, she lied to your dad.Copy !req
792. If you don't stand up and fight this fucking fight
that's going on on the streets,Copy !req
793. your dad died for nothing.Copy !req
794. He died for nothing.Copy !req
795. You've got to carry it on, man, in here.Copy !req
796. In your little fucking heart,
you've got the pride of your dad, man.Copy !req
797. Fucking hell.Copy !req
798. That little fucking whippersnapper
has set the standard.Copy !req
799. - Can you believe that, Banj?
- You can't, can you, at that age?Copy !req
800. Fucking hell.Copy !req
801. What a gem.Copy !req
802. What a fucking gem.Copy !req
803. All right, look.Copy !req
804. There's the line, boys.Copy !req
805. That means
you're all quite welcome to just leaveCopy !req
806. and leave now and never come back
and that's it, the end of it.Copy !req
807. But if you wanna stay,Copy !req
808. this is a proper fight.Copy !req
809. Now yous all either cross that line
and go your merry little way...Copy !req
810. or you stay where you are
and you come with me.Copy !req
811. The choice is yours, boys.Copy !req
812. Fucking hell!
That was a bit quick, weren't it?Copy !req
813. I ain't being fucking brainwashed, Combo.Copy !req
814. Oh, listen to fucking Sigmund Void there.Copy !req
815. You're well out of line.
Well out of line, man.Copy !req
816. Come on, lads, let's have you.Copy !req
817. Come on, then.Copy !req
818. Come on, Puke, mate.Copy !req
819. Sit down.Copy !req
820. You what?Copy !req
821. Kes, just sit down.Copy !req
822. No. No, you can't be serious, mate.
We'll talk about this outside.Copy !req
823. Kes, just sit down.Copy !req
824. Puke, man, fucking come.
What you on about?Copy !req
825. Look, he's fucking right.Copy !req
826. What can I do, man? Are you coming?Copy !req
827. No.Copy !req
828. - Gadge, come on, Tubs, man.
- Fuck off calling me Tubs!Copy !req
829. I'm sick of you, Woody.Copy !req
830. This is why I'm staying,
because you're always taking the piss,Copy !req
831. making me feel that fucking big.Copy !req
832. He's put things into perspective.Copy !req
833. Look at the other night.
You didn't step up once then.Copy !req
834. Join me.Copy !req
835. Milky, man,
I know I let you down the other night,Copy !req
836. but I swear to you
I'll never fucking do it again. Look at me.Copy !req
837. I'd never do it again.
I swear to God I wouldn't, man.Copy !req
838. You're my bro, man. What the fuck?Copy !req
839. Come on, mate.Copy !req
840. Shaun? Come on, man. We're off.Copy !req
841. Come on, Shaun.
- No.Copy !req
842. Shaun, man, you can't fucking stay here.Copy !req
843. Shaun?Copy !req
844. He's just a kid. The things you've said
have made him want to stay.Copy !req
845. Woody, I wanna make my dad proud.Copy !req
846. Listen, love...Copy !req
847. See you later, mate.Copy !req
848. See you later, Lol, love.Copy !req
849. He's 12. I can't leave him here.Copy !req
850. - Go.
- Nothing we can do if he wants to stay.Copy !req
851. You fucking look after him, do you hear me?Copy !req
852. He can look after himself. He's proved that.Copy !req
853. See yous later.Copy !req
854. Come on, love.Copy !req
855. Come on, now.Copy !req
856. See you later, mate.Copy !req
857. Don't forget, you've got a snake
in the grass with you there.Copy !req
858. You're a good man.Copy !req
859. A brave good man, man.Copy !req
860. A really good man.Copy !req
861. A cup of tea for the boys there, Banj.
Few Pot Noodles or something.Copy !req
862. I'm fucking gagging for a shit, me,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
863. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
864. I'll have a word with Woody.Copy !req
865. I'll sort it, I promise you.Copy !req
866. I just feel really bad.Copy !req
867. He looked gutted, Combo.Copy !req
868. I know, I feel bad, as well, but...Copy !req
869. Oh, fucking hell, let's face it.Copy !req
870. Woody's not like me and you.Copy !req
871. No, he's fucking certainly not like you.Copy !req
872. No-one's ever fucking took a swing at me
like that.Copy !req
873. - Really?
- Honest.Copy !req
874. Honest.Copy !req
875. It's like looking in the mirror.Copy !req
876. 20 years ago, when I was fucking 12,Copy !req
877. taking swings at big men.Copy !req
878. I don't know, I just don't like
people speaking about my dad,Copy !req
879. even in a nice way.Copy !req
880. I don't even like people
speaking about the war.Copy !req
881. You loved him, didn't you?Copy !req
882. Yeah.Copy !req
883. And then you lost him.Copy !req
884. (Whispers): Yeah.Copy !req
885. I know what it's like.Copy !req
886. To have people walk out on you.Copy !req
887. To have people just fucking leave you.Copy !req
888. Honest, lad, I know how you feel.Copy !req
889. If you ever want anyone to talk to...Copy !req
890. someone to cry withCopy !req
891. or just to fucking have a hugCopy !req
892. or punch the fuck out of 'em,Copy !req
893. I'm telling you, I'll be there for you.Copy !req
894. I won't turn my back on you.Copy !req
895. I promise you that.Copy !req
896. Spit.Copy !req
897. That's a man's handshake, that.Copy !req
898. I promise you.Copy !req
899. I won't let you down.Copy !req
900. J" Soldiers of Islam
are loading their gunsCopy !req
901. J" But the Russian tanks
are mowing them downCopy !req
902. J" While the Islam armies
are beckoning onCopy !req
903. J" There's a burning sunCopy !req
904. J" And it sets in the Western worldCopy !req
905. J" And pretty soon
it's gonna burn your temples downCopy !req
906. - Look at the size of that dog.
- Gadge, have a look at that dog.Copy !req
907. - Just get on with it.
(Growls)Copy !req
908. Excuse me, mate,
is there a toilet here?Copy !req
909. Ah, my arse is killing.Copy !req
910. - All right, boss?
- Round the back.Copy !req
911. - Round the back.
- Cheers, boss.Copy !req
912. I am hungry, yeah.
There should be a barbecue or something.Copy !req
913. Buffet food...Copy !req
914. All right, look, yous three,Copy !req
915. yous three, I want yous on your best behaviour.Copy !req
916. Right? Your fucking best behaviour.Copy !req
917. Ooh, he's got a nice car!Copy !req
918. Nice car.Copy !req
919. Here they are.
Wait there. Hold it back, lads.Copy !req
920. - Just wait there.
- Come on.Copy !req
921. Just wait there.
Behave yourself. Wait there.Copy !req
922. You all right?Copy !req
923. How are you, Arthur? Good to see you.Copy !req
924. All right, Lenny, mate.Copy !req
925. All right? A pleasure. A pleasure.Copy !req
926. All right, mate.Copy !req
927. Gentlemen, there is a forgotten word.Copy !req
928. No.Copy !req
929. An almost forbidden word.Copy !req
930. A word that means more to me
than any other.Copy !req
931. That word is "England".Copy !req
932. Yes!Copy !req
933. Once, we flaunted it in the face of the world,
like a banner.Copy !req
934. It was a word that stood for power.Copy !req
935. A word that stood for freedom.Copy !req
936. A word that stood for respect.Copy !req
937. But today,Copy !req
938. we're scarcely even allowed
to speak the name of our country.Copy !req
939. Gadge, are you honestly...Copy !req
940. Well, I want to revive that word,
a grand old word,Copy !req
941. the word "Englishman".Copy !req
942. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
943. Yes!Copy !req
944. Now we've been marginalised.Copy !req
945. We've been called "cranks".Copy !req
946. We're not cranks.Copy !req
947. Some people say we're racists.Copy !req
948. We're not racists. We're realists.Copy !req
949. Some people call us Nazis.Copy !req
950. We're not Nazis.Copy !req
951. No, what we are, we are nationalists.Copy !req
952. And there's a reason
people try to pigeonhole us like this.Copy !req
953. And that is because of one word, gentlemen.Copy !req
954. - Fear.
Yeah.Copy !req
955. They fear us.Copy !req
956. They fear us because we are the true voice
of the people of this country.Copy !req
957. - Yes!
Yes, Lenny.Copy !req
958. People who work hard,Copy !req
959. pay their way,Copy !req
960. it don't matter
what their ethnic background is,Copy !req
961. I welcome with open arms in this country.Copy !req
962. It's the people who think
we owe them a living.Copy !req
963. These are the people that need to go back.Copy !req
964. Yes!Copy !req
965. Send them back!Copy !req
966. - Send the bastards back!
- Send them back!Copy !req
967. Send them back!Copy !req
968. An English king on a battlefield once said,Copy !req
969. "From this day till the end of the world,
only we in it shall be remembered,Copy !req
970. we few, we happy few,
we band of brothers."Copy !req
971. Gentlemen, it is the time to stand up
and be counted.Copy !req
972. Yes!
- It is the time for action.Copy !req
973. Our country has been stolen
from under our noses.Copy !req
974. Yes!Copy !req
975. Well, gentlemen,
it's time to take it back!Copy !req
976. Yes!Copy !req
977. Yes! Go on, Lenny! Go on, Lenny!Copy !req
978. Are you ready to return to the fight?Copy !req
979. Yes!Copy !req
980. - Are you ready to shed blood?
Yes!Copy !req
981. Are you ready to fight for this country
with your last breath of life?Copy !req
982. Yes!Copy !req
983. (All chant): Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!Copy !req
984. Lenny! Lenny...Copy !req
985. Gentlemen, join our band of brothers.
Sign up today.Copy !req
986. Thank you very much. Thank you.Copy !req
987. Yes!Copy !req
988. I'm going to have a word with Lenny.
Yous wait here.Copy !req
989. - Amazing that.
- You're dead right.Copy !req
990. Fucking, Gadge.
- What?Copy !req
991. Do you not feel bad about Woody?Copy !req
992. What do you mean,
do I not feel bad about him? Look.Copy !req
993. Look at all these people in here.Copy !req
994. This is right.Copy !req
995. If it wasn't right,
all these wouldn't be here.Copy !req
996. - Think about...
- I'm not saying that.Copy !req
997. Do you not feel bad
about just leaving him like that?Copy !req
998. - He's been our mate for...
- We've not left him.Copy !req
999. I'm still his friend.Copy !req
1000. Comb...Copy !req
1001. You know, you're supposed to have
a qualified driver in the front.Copy !req
1002. Are you gonna fucking report me?Copy !req
1003. Well, it's illegal.Copy !req
1004. We're really squashed in the back here.Copy !req
1005. Can one of us come up the front?Copy !req
1006. Shall we show him?
Shall we show him?Copy !req
1007. Don't look, Comb.Copy !req
1008. What is it, lad?Copy !req
1009. Fuck off!Copy !req
1010. That's my fucking boy! Look at that.Copy !req
1011. That's why he's in the fucking front,
Meggy, you fucking gobshite.Copy !req
1012. - Do you like it?
- It's fucking brilliant, that.Copy !req
1013. Fucking brilliant.Copy !req
1014. Do you reckon Lenny'll mind
that we nicked it?Copy !req
1015. No, will he fuck. That's going in
the middle of the wall, back in the flat.Copy !req
1016. We'll build all our stuff round that.Copy !req
1017. That's gonna be our fucking centrepiece.
That's the focus.Copy !req
1018. - Glad you like it.
- Nice one, son.Copy !req
1019. What's it called, that flag?Copy !req
1020. St George's Cross, isn't it, Combo?Copy !req
1021. Yeah. St fucking George's Cross.Copy !req
1022. You all right there, Pukes, lad?Copy !req
1023. Yeah, I am. I was thinking, mate.Copy !req
1024. You seem a bit quiet, lad.Copy !req
1025. Yeah.Copy !req
1026. You got a problem, then, or what?Copy !req
1027. No, I've just got things on my mind, Combo.Copy !req
1028. Like what?Copy !req
1029. Well, like...Copy !req
1030. Well, can I ask you something?Copy !req
1031. Do you really believe
in all that shit, Combo?Copy !req
1032. Fucking hell, Comb!Copy !req
1033. Oi, Gadge, come with me.
He's getting me out.Copy !req
1034. Open the fucking door!
Get fucking out now!Copy !req
1035. - Get fucking out!
- All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
1036. Out of the car.
Get out, you little fucking shitbag.Copy !req
1037. You...Copy !req
1038. - don't you fucking ever...
- (Groans)Copy !req
1039. fucking ever, ever undermine me again
in front of my fucking troops.Copy !req
1040. Do you understand me?Copy !req
1041. Do you understand me? Eh? Yeah?Copy !req
1042. Now, fuck off back to Woody,
you little fucking queer.Copy !req
1043. Go on, fuck off! Fuck off!Copy !req
1044. - You little queer.
- Oi, lads.Copy !req
1045. - Oi, Shaun, man, come.
- Leave him alone.Copy !req
1046. - Oi, come out.
- Sorry, mate.Copy !req
1047. - I can't.
- Fuck off. Leave him alone. Walk!Copy !req
1048. - (Others scream)
- What the fuck?Copy !req
1049. Waaaah!Copy !req
1050. Right, this is where all the fucking Pakis
go to work in the chicken factory.Copy !req
1051. - Fucking do it, boys.
- Can we go to the chicken factory?Copy !req
1052. - Just fucking do it.
- What shall I put?Copy !req
1053. Anything. Put anything you want.Copy !req
1054. Fucking bastards!Copy !req
1055. Don't fucking come back,
you fucking little whore!Copy !req
1056. - Fuck off.
(Combo chuckles)Copy !req
1057. Go on. On your own.Copy !req
1058. Yeah, fuck off, you Paki bastards!Copy !req
1059. - Fuck off.
- Go on, son!Copy !req
1060. Hey-hey!Copy !req
1061. Look at these
little fucking sewer rats. Look.Copy !req
1062. Fucking vermin.Copy !req
1063. Oi!Copy !req
1064. Now, that's our ball now.
Right? And we're playing here.Copy !req
1065. So, I suggest you take fucking
Tweedledum and TweedledeeCopy !req
1066. and fuck off home.Copy !req
1067. If I see you on my streets again...Copy !req
1068. I'll slash you.Copy !req
1069. And it'll be a hundred times
fucking worse.Copy !req
1070. - All right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1071. Now run home,
cos Mummy's cooking curry. Go on.Copy !req
1072. Messy!Copy !req
1073. Get in goal, Gadge.Copy !req
1074. Have a look in there.Copy !req
1075. - Is that for me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. We need to fly that with pride.Copy !req
1077. See you tonight, Woody.Copy !req
1078. Hey, Meggy, how do you spell "off"?
Is it one "f" or two?Copy !req
1079. Messy. One "r" or two?Copy !req
1080. Get me... a hundred fags,Copy !req
1081. two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky,
and ten cans of lager now.Copy !req
1082. You know what you're gonna have?
Nothing.Copy !req
1083. What?Copy !req
1084. You know you're not supposed
to be here. Go. Out.Copy !req
1085. Just fucking get 'em, you Paki bastard!Copy !req
1086. What did you say?Copy !req
1087. Get them, you filthy Paki bastard.Copy !req
1088. Right, that's it.Copy !req
1089. - Just... Wait till I just...
(Shaun laughs)Copy !req
1090. Get off!Copy !req
1091. - Get out!
- What's going on, mate? Problem?Copy !req
1092. He's been calling me a Paki bastard.Copy !req
1093. Open the door.Copy !req
1094. Get your fucking hands off him now!Copy !req
1095. Fucking hands off him!Copy !req
1096. Take what you want, kid.
Take the fucking whisky and the ciggies.Copy !req
1097. Oi, oi!Copy !req
1098. Go on, lads, get the gear.Copy !req
1099. Come on. Everything.Copy !req
1100. Come on, hurry up, don't fuck about.Copy !req
1101. What are you fucking doing?Copy !req
1102. - I'm having a shit.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, man!Copy !req
1103. - Put your arse away.
You bastard.Copy !req
1104. Come on, hurry up. Get the stuff, mate.Copy !req
1105. For fuck's sake, we need booze
and fags for tonight, lads. Come on.Copy !req
1106. Fucking hell, Gadge, could you get
any more fucking sweets, man?Copy !req
1107. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1108. - Put 'em in the car.
- Come on.Copy !req
1109. Paki!Copy !req
1110. Yeah, Paki.Copy !req
1111. Picking on a kid, mate? Fucking hell.Copy !req
1112. Picking on a fucking kid, was you?Copy !req
1113. - Eh?
- Take what you want and go.Copy !req
1114. Shut up! I'm talking.
I'm your fucking size. Fuck with me.Copy !req
1115. You've got what you want. Just go now.Copy !req
1116. Don't you fucking dare backchat me,Copy !req
1117. cos I will slay you now where you fucking
stand, you fucking Paki cunt.Copy !req
1118. Right?Copy !req
1119. You listen to fucking me!Copy !req
1120. That fucking kid's dad died
for this fucking country.Copy !req
1121. What have you fucking done for it?Copy !req
1122. Fuck all, but take fucking jobs
off decent people.Copy !req
1123. Now, listen, son, listen good.Copy !req
1124. We'll be back here whenever we want,
right, cos this is fucking ours now.Copy !req
1125. This is ours, this, fucking Sandhu.Copy !req
1126. Don't forget that. Any fucking time.Copy !req
1127. And clean the place up.
It fucking stinks of curry.Copy !req
1128. Fucking stinks.Copy !req
1129. Reeks of the fucking shit.Copy !req
1130. What yous doing, boys?Copy !req
1131. Get in the fucking car, will you?
Get in the fucking car!Copy !req
1132. You've got the fucking keys.Copy !req
1133. Get in the fucking car now.
Look at my fucking arse!Copy !req
1134. Get in the fucking car. Hurry up!Copy !req
1135. This is a very posh area.Copy !req
1136. What did you say
her dad did for a living, Gadget?Copy !req
1137. - Works on the oil rigs.
- Fucking hell.Copy !req
1138. I fancy some posh totty.
Which one is it?Copy !req
1139. - The one with the balloons.
Here.Copy !req
1140. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1141. Put the brakes on.Copy !req
1142. That'll do us, won't it?Copy !req
1143. I can't wait to see Smell.Copy !req
1144. - So, Smell, you're finally legal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1145. Not that it ever made a difference.Copy !req
1146. - Ready? Three...
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
1147. Come on. Wait there. Are we all here?Copy !req
1148. Right.
(Knocks on door)Copy !req
1149. - Smell, get us a drink.
I've had chronic pains.Copy !req
1150. - Strippers!
- Constipation.Copy !req
1151. - Someone at the door!
- Stop now, yeah?Copy !req
1152. Hi, lad.Copy !req
1153. - Hello.
- Woody! Woody!Copy !req
1154. Hello-0-0.Copy !req
1155. - Hello-o-o.
- Hello-o-o.Copy !req
1156. Hello-o-o.Copy !req
1157. Happy birthday, Smell!Copy !req
1158. It was better in the car.Copy !req
1159. Woo! Well, I'm gonna get off.Copy !req
1160. Past my bedtime and there's a...Copy !req
1161. I've got to tape summat on aardvarks.Copy !req
1162. - You're not going, are you?
Woody, stay.Copy !req
1163. - Are you coming, Milk?
- Yeah, mate.Copy !req
1164. Please, Woods, man, don't go.Copy !req
1165. Oh, no, it's nothing personal
with you, mate.Copy !req
1166. I'm just gonna get off.Copy !req
1167. Come on, Wood. Fucking hell,
I've brought booze and everything.Copy !req
1168. Can't we bury the hatchet?Copy !req
1169. I know what you've come for, man.
I'd rather get off, like.Copy !req
1170. It's this thing on aardvarks,
I'm really eager to watch it.Copy !req
1171. Come on, then, let's have you.
Come on, let's have you, folks.Copy !req
1172. You have a good birthday, you,
all right, lovey?Copy !req
1173. Sorry to be missioning it off.Copy !req
1174. Nice one, mate.Copy !req
1175. You look after yourself, you.Copy !req
1176. - Bye, Woody.
- See you, Tubby.Copy !req
1177. Bye, Milky.Copy !req
1178. - Bye, Pob.
- See you later, folks.Copy !req
1179. - Come on, Puke.
- See you later, Puke.Copy !req
1180. You're a twat, mate!
You're a fucking w...Copy !req
1181. See you later. Have a good night.Copy !req
1182. - (Laughter)
If only you knew.Copy !req
1183. Happy birthday, Smell.Copy !req
1184. - Smell!
- What's that?Copy !req
1185. Porno?Copy !req
1186. What are you giving her porno for,
Messy?Copy !req
1187. She's a woman.
She's got her own nipples.Copy !req
1188. I thought she might like it.Copy !req
1189. Smell, are you ready?Copy !req
1190. The er... magicians.Copy !req
1191. - Are you ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1192. Three... two... one.Copy !req
1193. Alakazam! Yeah!Copy !req
1194. - Alaka... Alakazam.
- Alakazam.Copy !req
1195. Wahey!Copy !req
1196. Happy birthday, Smell.Copy !req
1197. - Happy...
' (Laughter)Copy !req
1198. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1199. - Do you want me to put it on the table?
- Yeah, please.Copy !req
1200. - Here you are. Put that on the table.
- Cheers, love, thanks.Copy !req
1201. You don't mind us coming, do you, Smell?
It's just...Copy !req
1202. My little man, here, wanted to surprise you
on your birthday and all that.Copy !req
1203. Happy birthday, Smell.Copy !req
1204. Do you think my party's going all right?Copy !req
1205. It's been all right, yeah.Copy !req
1206. Better if Woody was here.Copy !req
1207. Yeah, I know, man.
I don't know why they left.Copy !req
1208. They just kind of got up and went.Copy !req
1209. I don't think Woody was standing
any of it from Combo.Copy !req
1210. I mean, I don't know what's going on
with those two,Copy !req
1211. but there's some real tension.Copy !req
1212. I can sense some real tension
between them.Copy !req
1213. Was you happy when you saw me?Copy !req
1214. Yeah.Copy !req
1215. I liked it when you gave me that cake.Copy !req
1216. I thought it was cool.Copy !req
1217. Did you make it?Copy !req
1218. Yeah.Copy !req
1219. - You didn't, did you?
- No.Copy !req
1220. I didn't think you did.Copy !req
1221. Did you buy it?Copy !req
1222. - Yeah.
- Yeah, you bought it.Copy !req
1223. But what did you think to the other night?Copy !req
1224. Yeah.Copy !req
1225. Do you know what I'm on about?
In the shed and stuff.Copy !req
1226. Yeah, that was...Copy !req
1227. It was all right, yeah.Copy !req
1228. Did you not think much to it?Copy !req
1229. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1230. It was really nice.Copy !req
1231. You know when I asked you
to suck my tits and stuff,Copy !req
1232. I just thought
that you weren't that into it.Copy !req
1233. I only didn't suck your tits
cos I've never done it before.Copy !req
1234. I thought you'd seen a pair of tits
in Germany or summat.Copy !req
1235. No, I've seen a pair of tits, but...Copy !req
1236. I didn't suck 'em.Copy !req
1237. Oh.Copy !req
1238. Right.Copy !req
1239. That's why then, isn't it?
It's not cos you didn't want to or anything?Copy !req
1240. Yeah, I just...Copy !req
1241. Cos I bet you've had
loads of boys doing it and...Copy !req
1242. I felt a bit embarrassed
just in case I couldn't do it.Copy !req
1243. Yeah.Copy !req
1244. Not that many people have done it to me.Copy !req
1245. I just thought it'd be nice, like.Copy !req
1246. It'd make us feel closer and stuff.Copy !req
1247. I was...Copy !req
1248. meaning to ask you.Copy !req
1249. This might seem a bit daft,
but will you be my girlfriend?Copy !req
1250. Honestly?Copy !req
1251. Yeah, I'd love to be.Copy !req
1252. It'd be really nice.Copy !req
1253. Cos I've been thinking about it, as well,
but I didn't think you'd ever ask me.Copy !req
1254. I thought it'd just be, like, a one time,
off in the shed or whatever.Copy !req
1255. Will you be all right for...Copy !req
1256. them lot to know,
if you're not embarrassed?Copy !req
1257. Cos I'm not embarrassed.Copy !req
1258. I think you're lovely.Copy !req
1259. ..to maintain peace,
with freedom and justice is always expensive.Copy !req
1260. It's less expensive than war,
particularly in human life.Copy !req
1261. Might there be a time when we talk
to the Argentines again?Copy !req
1262. No. Not on sovereignty.Copy !req
1263. One thing... the islanders
have made it perfectly clear,Copy !req
1264. these islands are British.Copy !req
1265. They are the Queen's loyal subjects.Copy !req
1266. They wish it to stay that way.Copy !req
1267. At least the weather's been on
Mrs Thatcher's side...Copy !req
1268. - Lol.
- For fuck's sake.Copy !req
1269. Where are you off? Court?Copy !req
1270. No. I...Copy !req
1271. - What do you want?
- I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
1272. - Well, I'm late for work.
- Just two minutes?Copy !req
1273. - I haven't got two minutes.
- All right, Lol?Copy !req
1274. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1275. - Hi, Lol.
- Hiya.Copy !req
1276. For fu... I'm going to work.Copy !req
1277. - Please, Lol. Two minutes.
- What do you wanna talk to me about?Copy !req
1278. - Stuff.
- Stuff?Copy !req
1279. - You wanna talk to me about stuff?
- I just wanna have a chat with you.Copy !req
1280. About the fact you've just
come out of prison?Copy !req
1281. You've ruined everything?
You've broken Woody's fucking heart?Copy !req
1282. You wanna talk to me about stuff?
Well, I can't fucking wait. Let's go.Copy !req
1283. I want to talk about other stuff.Copy !req
1284. Other stuff? What other stuff
have you possibly got to say to me?Copy !req
1285. Could I just have fucking two minutes
with you?Copy !req
1286. No, I'm going to work.
I'm not your fucking counsellor, Combo.Copy !req
1287. - I'll come back at dinner time, then.
- No, don't come back.Copy !req
1288. I'll come to yours later on.Copy !req
1289. To mine?
You can have two minutes now.Copy !req
1290. You've got two fucking minutes.Copy !req
1291. OK. Sound.Copy !req
1292. Come on, then. I'm late for work.Copy !req
1293. There's something for you
in the glove box.Copy !req
1294. A box.Copy !req
1295. You make this when you was in prison?Copy !req
1296. Yeah.Copy !req
1297. Thanks.Copy !req
1298. Lol...Copy !req
1299. Erm...Copy !req
1300. Since that night that we spent together,Copy !req
1301. before I went inside...Copy !req
1302. I haven't been able to think about
anything else.Copy !req
1303. No, I haven't.Copy !req
1304. I haven't been able
to get you out of my mind, man.Copy !req
1305. And, to be honest with you, Lol...Copy !req
1306. just thinking of you...Copy !req
1307. got me through
them three and a half years inside.Copy !req
1308. I mean...Copy !req
1309. That was the best night of my life.Copy !req
1310. It was the worst night of my life.Copy !req
1311. Why?Copy !req
1312. I have done nothing but try and forget
about that night, Combo.Copy !req
1313. It was... It was beautiful.Copy !req
1314. No, I was 16.Copy !req
1315. I was pissed off my head.Copy !req
1316. It wasn't beautiful.Copy !req
1317. I love you, Lol.Copy !req
1318. What?Copy !req
1319. I've...Copy !req
1320. I've always loved you.Copy !req
1321. It's never gonna happen, Combo.Copy !req
1322. Are we done?Copy !req
1323. Yeah.Copy !req
1324. There's your box.Copy !req
1325. J" PressureCopy !req
1326. J" Pressure's gonna drop on youCopy !req
1327. Why do they call you Smell?Copy !req
1328. It's kind of similar to Michelle,
if you think about it.Copy !req
1329. I don't know, really,
if I'm being honest with you.Copy !req
1330. - Ah, that's fine.
- It's not cos I'm smelly.Copy !req
1331. It's just Michelle and Smell.Copy !req
1332. - Right.
- Purely cos it rhymes.Copy !req
1333. Well, it sort of rhymes, doesn't it?
Does it rhyme?Copy !req
1334. R for Rectum.Copy !req
1335. Rabbit.Copy !req
1336. - Rub your rectum.
- (Sniggers)Copy !req
1337. - Oh, rabbit, you said, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1338. Furry rectum.Copy !req
1339. Do you reckon
they've got a cassette player?Copy !req
1340. - Yeah, probably.
- Really?Copy !req
1341. - Yeah, probably.
- Oh, I hope so.Copy !req
1342. Let's bang some music into their ears.Copy !req
1343. That'll be good.Copy !req
1344. - Is this it?
- Yeah, I can walk straight in.Copy !req
1345. Combo!Copy !req
1346. That was nice, that was.Copy !req
1347. Yeah, well, you know.Copy !req
1348. I do what I do.Copy !req
1349. You do!Copy !req
1350. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1351. - What's he doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1352. - All right, Milks?
- What are you saying, mate?Copy !req
1353. How are you doing?Copy !req
1354. Sound.Copy !req
1355. What have you two been up to?Copy !req
1356. You know how it is, having a bit of fun.Copy !req
1357. What's up, mate?Copy !req
1358. You look down.Copy !req
1359. One of them days.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1360. Look, man, erm...Copy !req
1361. Any chance you can get me any weed?Copy !req
1362. I just want a smoke.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1363. I mean, I've only got, like,
one spliff left on me.Copy !req
1364. I can't really give that away.Copy !req
1365. - What were you after?
- About an ounce or summat.Copy !req
1366. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1367. No, mate, no.Copy !req
1368. I couldn't get anything like that big, no way.Copy !req
1369. I mean, I'll give you half, I'll split it.
Give you half of it.Copy !req
1370. Well, I mean, I might be able to...Copy !req
1371. to get... get like that much.Copy !req
1372. What?Copy !req
1373. What?Copy !req
1374. I thought you were gonna
walk me home.Copy !req
1375. You can be there in, like, 15 minutes,
if you get a move on now.Copy !req
1376. You're only a mile down the road.Copy !req
1377. Are you joking?Copy !req
1378. What?Copy !req
1379. Oh, fuck you, you selfish bastard.Copy !req
1380. Fuckin' hell, man.Copy !req
1381. Women!Copy !req
1382. Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
1383. Watch it.Copy !req
1384. - Banjo for a banjo.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1385. Ah.Copy !req
1386. Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
1387. - Come on, Smell.
Oh, no.Copy !req
1388. - Come on.
- Oh, God! It's gonna keel over!Copy !req
1389. Wait for it.Copy !req
1390. - Kick Donkey!
- Two sugars.Copy !req
1391. Kick Donkey.Copy !req
1392. I'm not making tea.
Kick Donkey, Kick Donkey...Copy !req
1393. Anyone got a problem?Copy !req
1394. No problem.Copy !req
1395. No. Problem with what, man?Copy !req
1396. Good to see you, Milk.
Are you all right, mate?Copy !req
1397. All right, Tubbs.Copy !req
1398. Is Woody on his way?Copy !req
1399. No. Just Milky.Copy !req
1400. - All right, Milks?
- Are you all right, mate?Copy !req
1401. No problem.Copy !req
1402. Sit down, Milks.Copy !req
1403. That's good.Copy !req
1404. That means we can all get stoned.Copy !req
1405. J" At the dark end...Copy !req
1406. A chocolate baseline.Copy !req
1407. J" Of the street...Copy !req
1408. All velvet.Copy !req
1409. J" That's where we always meet...Copy !req
1410. Combo. My dancing buddy.Copy !req
1411. Sit, Mitzy, sit.Copy !req
1412. I'm hot, I'm hot!Copy !req
1413. Ow!Copy !req
1414. Are you all right, Gads?Copy !req
1415. Take him home, love. He looks fucked.Copy !req
1416. It's all right, Gadge, lad.Copy !req
1417. Have you fucking seen how white he is!Copy !req
1418. I've never seen anyone
look that fucking sick!Copy !req
1419. That fucking kid's arse went white!Copy !req
1420. Come on.Copy !req
1421. Oh, man.Copy !req
1422. Here you are.Copy !req
1423. No, seriously, Combo, man.Copy !req
1424. I've got to tell you, mate,
you're a good geezer, man.Copy !req
1425. Seriously. I mean, this... this music,Copy !req
1426. this sort of music is the sort of stuff
that I listen to, my uncles listen to.Copy !req
1427. Yeah, to me, this is good music.Copy !req
1428. What you've gotta remember, Milks,
right, is... is I'm an original skinhead.Copy !req
1429. '69, me.Copy !req
1430. But it was people like your uncle,
your uncle that introduced that stuff to me.Copy !req
1431. The soul of that music
just fucking resonated within us,Copy !req
1432. do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1433. And it's people... it's skinheads, like you,
true skinheads, like you,Copy !req
1434. keeping that flame alive.Copy !req
1435. Yeah. It was fucking unity.Copy !req
1436. It was black and white, together.
Know what I mean?Copy !req
1437. It should not be forgotten.
It shouldn't die.Copy !req
1438. You're still flying that flag in that fucking
get-out that you're wearing.Copy !req
1439. It's proper.Copy !req
1440. It's real, man.Copy !req
1441. Oh, man.Copy !req
1442. That's it, man,
we're like brothers now. Yeah?Copy !req
1443. Serious.Copy !req
1444. - For life.
- Yeah, for life.Copy !req
1445. Nice one, Combo.Copy !req
1446. Hand the spliff over.Copy !req
1447. I haven't had a laugh like this
for fucking years.Copy !req
1448. - Serious.
- For years.Copy !req
1449. Here you are. It's been a long time.Copy !req
1450. I want some chocolate.Copy !req
1451. - There's biscuits in the cupboard.
- Not in that cupboard.Copy !req
1452. No, not in that cupboard. I'm starving!Copy !req
1453. How can you fucking live like this?
There's not even a mouldy Twiglet.Copy !req
1454. I'm really starving, man.
I've got the munchies badly.Copy !req
1455. - Combo, have you eaten the biscuits?
- No.Copy !req
1456. - Fucking hell.
What a night.Copy !req
1457. So, how many uncles have you got?Copy !req
1458. Erm...Copy !req
1459. I've got three uncles and two aunties.Copy !req
1460. So, a big family, then.Copy !req
1461. Yeah.Copy !req
1462. I've got... What is it? 22 cousins.Copy !req
1463. One uncle's got, what, seven kids.Copy !req
1464. What, to the same woman, like?Copy !req
1465. Nah.Copy !req
1466. Spread out
between three different women.Copy !req
1467. One's got two, the other's got two,
and another one's got three kids.Copy !req
1468. And he just, like,
left these families and fucked off?Copy !req
1469. Nah, he still sees 'em.Copy !req
1470. Yeah, to me,
he still spends time with them.Copy !req
1471. They're always round at Christmas
and stuff like that. We all get together.Copy !req
1472. A big party till late in the morning.Copy !req
1473. Yeah, it's... it's nice.Copy !req
1474. It is. It's nice having a big family.Copy !req
1475. Have you got a mum and dad?Copy !req
1476. Cos you haven't talked about
your mum or dad.Copy !req
1477. Yeah, I've got a mum and dad.Copy !req
1478. Of course, man.Copy !req
1479. A good mum and dad.
Yeah, I can't knock 'em at all.Copy !req
1480. I was one of them kids where...
my dad was away all the time.Copy !req
1481. Sometimes he was away for, like,
a fortnight, working.Copy !req
1482. But...Copy !req
1483. I never blamed my dad or anything
like that for him being away and working.Copy !req
1484. Cos...Copy !req
1485. there was always food on that table.Copy !req
1486. That's what I respect that man for.Copy !req
1487. Always.Copy !req
1488. Lucky you, aren't you?Copy !req
1489. I tell you...Copy !req
1490. you know, any, any time...Copy !req
1491. you wanna come round
for something to eat,Copy !req
1492. you have to come to my grandma's
to get something to eat.Copy !req
1493. - Yeah?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
1494. She'll cook some rice.
She'll cook some peas.Copy !req
1495. She'll cook some chicken.Copy !req
1496. She sounds dead lovely, don't she?Copy !req
1497. Serious, man, then you come home
for some ackee and swordfish.Copy !req
1498. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?Copy !req
1499. Ah, seriously, man, cos...Copy !req
1500. I'd love for you to do that.
I'd love for you to do that. That'd be nice.Copy !req
1501. Serious, come and see how we...
how we live. Know what I mean?Copy !req
1502. Even on a bad day,
there'll probably be...Copy !req
1503. a couple of my uncles
and about seven...Copy !req
1504. Fucking hell.
You've got everything, haven't you?Copy !req
1505. - What?
- You've got the whole lot.Copy !req
1506. You've got the whole fucking
perfect package.Copy !req
1507. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1508. Got everything, you, didn't you?Copy !req
1509. Fucking hell, man. So...Copy !req
1510. What... What do you think
makes a bad dad?Copy !req
1511. I don't know, mate. I'm not a dad, am I?Copy !req
1512. I know you had a good dad, like, but,Copy !req
1513. be honest with me, what do you really think
makes a bad dad, though?Copy !req
1514. I don't know, man.Copy !req
1515. What's with the questions, man?Copy !req
1516. I feel like I'm being interrogated.Copy !req
1517. What do you reckon?Copy !req
1518. Niggers.Copy !req
1519. - What's with the "nigger"?
- Because you are, aren't you?Copy !req
1520. You're a fucking nigger. Aren't you?Copy !req
1521. Aren't you?Copy !req
1522. Fucking coon.Copy !req
1523. Combo! Just leave him.Copy !req
1524. Go on.Copy !req
1525. Don't fucking smile at me.Copy !req
1526. Don't smile at me.Copy !req
1527. Milky, just stop smiling at him, please.Copy !req
1528. Don't fucking smile at me, cos I'll wipe
the fucking smile off your fucking face.Copy !req
1529. Yeah? You fucking cunt!Copy !req
1530. No!
- Fucking horrible...Copy !req
1531. - Fucking bastard!
(Shaun screams)Copy !req
1532. I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you!Copy !req
1533. - I fucking hate you!
Get off!Copy !req
1534. Milky!Copy !req
1535. - No, Combo, get off him!
- You fucking black bastard!Copy !req
1536. I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you.Copy !req
1537. I fucking hate you! You fucking nigger!Copy !req
1538. - You fucking nigger!
- Milky!Copy !req
1539. Fuck off! Fuck off!Copy !req
1540. (Sobs) Combo!Copy !req
1541. Milky!Copy !req
1542. Milky, man, are you all right?Copy !req
1543. Shut up!Copy !req
1544. Shut the fuck up
and get the fuck out now!Copy !req
1545. You little fucking cunt.Copy !req
1546. Fuck off, you little bastard!Copy !req
1547. - I thought you was winding us up.
- What are you doing, boys?Copy !req
1548. Fucking all day
we've sat and listened to him.Copy !req
1549. I want some of this. We want our bit.Copy !req
1550. This man?Copy !req
1551. - Aargh!
- You fucking mad cunt!Copy !req
1552. You knobhead!
You fucking horrible fucking cunt!Copy !req
1553. You're fucking mad as a March hare.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1554. Fucking leave them alone!Copy !req
1555. - Do you want it, as well?
- You're fucking potty.Copy !req
1556. What? Fuck off, you fucking dickhead!Copy !req
1557. I'll fucking throttle you,
you fucking fat piece of shit!Copy !req
1558. Get the fuck out of here,
you fucking goggle-eyed twat!Copy !req
1559. Get out. Get out.Copy !req
1560. - You need to fucking see someone.
- Get out.Copy !req
1561. (Panting): I said, get out. I said, get out.Copy !req
1562. Milky...Copy !req
1563. Leave them alone, will you?
They haven't done nothing to you.Copy !req
1564. Fucking leave them two alone.Copy !req
1565. Leave them alone.Copy !req
1566. They've done...
They've done nothing to you.Copy !req
1567. You fuck...Copy !req
1568. Ah!Copy !req
1569. No-o-o!Copy !req
1570. - (Sobs)
- (Combo groans)Copy !req
1571. Fucking hell.Copy !req
1572. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1573. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1574. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1575. Oh, Combo,
what have you done to him?Copy !req
1576. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1577. No, no, no!Copy !req
1578. Milky?Copy !req
1579. Wake up, Milky!Copy !req
1580. He's OK.Copy !req
1581. Milky, wake up!Copy !req
1582. Hey, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?Copy !req
1583. It's not my fault. I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1584. I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1585. - Milky, wake up!
- Help me get him...Copy !req
1586. - Wake up!
- Help me get him to hospital.Copy !req
1587. - Help me get him to hospital.
- Get off! Milky!Copy !req
1588. Come on, now. Stop it, now.Copy !req
1589. Stop the crying.
The crying stops now. You don't cry.Copy !req
1590. Real men don't cry.Copy !req
1591. Help me get him to the hospital, OK?Copy !req
1592. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1593. Come on, Shaun. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1594. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1595. OK. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1596. Help me. Help me. Stop crying!Copy !req
1597. Don't look at his face.Copy !req
1598. Don't look at his face.
Don't look at his face.Copy !req
1599. Don't look at his face.Copy !req
1600. Shaun?Copy !req
1601. Can I come in?Copy !req
1602. Yeah.Copy !req
1603. It's my favourite picture of Dad.Copy !req
1604. Me too.Copy !req
1605. And that one.Copy !req
1606. Mm, yeah, that's really nice.Copy !req
1607. You really look alike on that one.Copy !req
1608. Do you remember where we were
in that one?Copy !req
1609. Where?Copy !req
1610. Gm; Farms.Copy !req
1611. That was like the best holiday ever.Copy !req
1612. Milky's gonna be all right, Shaun,
I promise.Copy !req
1613. Shaun, are you OK?Copy !req
1614. Yeah.Copy !req
1615. Please Please Please
Let Me Get What I WantCopy !req
1616. J" Can make a good man turn badCopy !req
1617. J" So, pleaseCopy !req
1618. J" Get what I wantCopy !req
1619. J" This timeCopy !req
1620. J" Get what I wantCopy !req
1621. J" This timeCopy !req
1622. J" See, the life I've hadCopy !req
1623. J" Can make a good man badCopy !req
1624. SoCopy !req
1625. J" Get what I wantCopy !req
1626. J" It would be the first timeCopy !req
1627. J" It would be the first timeCopy !req