1. and a true American,
the people's hero,Copy !req
2. Randy "The Ram" Robinson!Copy !req
3. he will not let go,
he is punishing the Ram!Copy !req
4. How much of this can he take?Copy !req
5. we have seen him
so many times before,Copy !req
6. playing right to this sold-out
Madison Square Garden.Copy !req
7. The horns are out, here it comes,
Ram Jam! My goodness!Copy !req
8. One, two, three... it's over!Copy !req
9. April 6th, 1989, will go down
in professional wrestling history!Copy !req
10. Great show, Ram.
You really put them over.Copy !req
11. Here you go.Copy !req
12. Sorry, I was sure
the gate would be bigger.Copy !req
13. But don't forget, two months,
Rahway. Legends signing.Copy !req
14. I need you, man.Copy !req
15. Yo, Ram!Copy !req
16. If you could
just sign them for me?Copy !req
17. - Sure.
- Thanks a lot, man.Copy !req
18. My first match ever was you
vs. Davey Diamond at the Spectrum.Copy !req
19. - Ah, yeah.
- 1985.Copy !req
20. - That was a good one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
21. - You were awesome.
- I appreciate it. There you are.Copy !req
22. Thanks, Ram.Copy !req
23. Oh, shit!Copy !req
24. Lenny?Copy !req
25. Lenny!Copy !req
26. Come on, Lenny! Open up!Copy !req
27. Goddamnit, Lenny! Fuck!Copy !req
28. Ram, wake up! Ram!Copy !req
29. Come on, Ram!Copy !req
30. Ram! Wake up!Copy !req
31. Wake up!Copy !req
32. Who woke me up?Copy !req
33. Choke slam!Copy !req
34. I'll see you maniacs in a little while.
All right? I'll be back.Copy !req
35. - Ram! Ram! Ram!
- I'll be back.Copy !req
36. I ain't goin' any place.Copy !req
37. - Lenny!
- Yeah?Copy !req
38. - Why are you doing this to me?
- You'll get in when I get my money!Copy !req
39. Ah, come on, you know
I'm always good for it!Copy !req
40. You're always good for it
every time this happens.Copy !req
41. My back went.
Let me at least get my ice-packs.Copy !req
42. - I cannot help you.
- Oh, come on, man.Copy !req
43. Oh, God.Copy !req
44. - Hey, Wayne, you got a second?
- Not really, why?Copy !req
45. I was wondering if you could
throw me some more hours.Copy !req
46. What's the matter,
they raise the price of tights?Copy !req
47. Funny.Copy !req
48. I'll see what we got.Copy !req
49. Weekdays.
I'm busy on the weekends.Copy !req
50. - You know the boys.
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
51. - Good to see you.
- Look at you! You're all diesel, man!Copy !req
52. - How ya doin', brother?
- How ya been?Copy !req
53. OK, right here you can change.Copy !req
54. Right, guys, listen up!
SLG, where are you?Copy !req
55. You're up first against TDS.Copy !req
56. Second, we got Havoc and Colben
versus Billy the Kid and Lex Lethal.Copy !req
57. Third, Sabian versus Devan Moore.Copy !req
58. Fourth, Judas the Traitor
versus Rob Eccos.Copy !req
59. Intermission. Fifth, Kevin Matthews
versus Inferno.Copy !req
60. Sixth, we got Sugar and DJ Hyde
versus The Funky Samoans.Copy !req
61. Seventh, Enormous and Anderson
versus Jim Powers and Papadon.Copy !req
62. At last but not least, for the strap,Copy !req
63. we got Tommy Rotten
versus Randy The Ram.Copy !req
64. - You guys got it?
- Yep.Copy !req
65. All right, let's do this.
Have a good time.Copy !req
66. - Hey, Ram.
- How you doin', man?Copy !req
67. Tommy.
I'm gonna be working tonight.Copy !req
68. I saw you out in... er... Pennsylvania
a couple of months ago.Copy !req
69. - Allentown.
- You're really good, you brought it.Copy !req
70. Thank you.Copy !req
71. Keep workin', man.Copy !req
72. People who drive the Cadillacs,Copy !req
73. ones with the politics,
they run the show.Copy !req
74. It ain't about ability,
so hang in there.Copy !req
75. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
76. But... er... as far as tonight,
I don't know what you wanna do.Copy !req
77. I had a few ideas. I was thinking
a low blow followed by a bulldog.Copy !req
78. Just bring the cheap heat.Copy !req
79. You should get the heat on us
right away.Copy !req
80. Beat the shit outta us, boom-boom.Copy !req
81. We'll come up, get on the ropes,Copy !req
82. you guys bring us
both in the hard way.Copy !req
83. Then, we double drop-kick,
we powder out again.Copy !req
84. - So we're gonna milk it tonight.
- Nice and slow, old-school, easy.Copy !req
85. Don't work his leg, man,
everybody does that. Work his neck.Copy !req
86. - We're working the neck.
- You're working the neck. All right.Copy !req
87. - You guys got the leg?
- Whatcha got?Copy !req
88. Maybe make
your comeback off there.Copy !req
89. Bang off the ropes, super kick,Copy !req
90. then Ram Jam
and we go have a beer, OK?Copy !req
91. - Sounds great, man.
- Hang in, you got a lot of ability.Copy !req
92. - All right.
- OK? All right.Copy !req
93. - Thank you.
- Bless you.Copy !req
94. pounds,
Randy "The Ram" Robinson!Copy !req
95. Randy the Ram!Copy !req
96. You all right, Ram?
You all right?Copy !req
97. You want me to stop it?Copy !req
98. You want me to stop? Are you sure?Copy !req
99. Come on...Copy !req
100. Did you see that?Copy !req
101. I'll give you something
to boo about!Copy !req
102. You still suck!
You still suck! You still suck!Copy !req
103. Is this
what you wanna see?Copy !req
104. Come on, you fat piece of crap!Copy !req
105. Get out there
with the rest of the party!Copy !req
106. And I'll beat the hell
out of each and every one of you!Copy !req
107. You don't wanna deal with me!
I will destroy you people!Copy !req
108. Shut the hell up!Copy !req
109. That's it, old man!Copy !req
110. Ram! Ram! Ram!Copy !req
111. Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!Copy !req
112. One, two, three!Copy !req
113. Ladies and gentlemen,
here is your winner...Copy !req
114. Randy "The Ram" Robinson!Copy !req
115. Ram, you really popped that crowd.Copy !req
116. Just gonna do this up, OK?Copy !req
117. - Yo, Ram, you got a sec?
- Come on in.Copy !req
118. - You realise what's coming up?
- Huh?Copy !req
119. April 6th. 20th anniversary of you
and Ayatollah at the Garden.Copy !req
120. Yeah... hey.
Hmm... long time ago.Copy !req
121. Time fuckin' flies, right?
Here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
122. Two words. "Re". "Match".Copy !req
123. OK, man, you're all set.Copy !req
124. I'm doing this big Fanfest thing
down in Wilmington that weekend.Copy !req
125. I wanna main-event it
with you two guys.Copy !req
126. "Ram, Ayatollah Two."Copy !req
127. I heard Bob was doing really good
with his used car lot in Arizona.Copy !req
128. I don't know if he's gonna...Copy !req
129. For this?
Bob's gonna dust off the old turban.Copy !req
130. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
131. Hey, bring it.Copy !req
132. All right!Copy !req
133. Good stuff, good stuff!Copy !req
134. Guys, let's all take
a shower together!Copy !req
135. - What's up, Ram, how you doin'?
- Big Chris, what's shakin'?Copy !req
136. I'm all right.Copy !req
137. Yo, baby, you still got that hook-up
with that quack at your gym?Copy !req
138. - What do you need?
- My back's killing. Perc, whatever.Copy !req
139. Come by in a few days,
I'll hook you up.Copy !req
140. You da man, Ram. You da man.Copy !req
141. - Hey, Ruby, how ya doin', baby?
- Hey, Ram, how's it goin'?Copy !req
142. - I'll take a cold one.
- All right.Copy !req
143. There you go.Copy !req
144. - Cassidy around?
- I think she's working the VIP.Copy !req
145. Trust me, baby,
your gonna be so happy.Copy !req
146. Sorry,
we said the other girl.Copy !req
147. Yeah, the blonde girl.Copy !req
148. - Oh, well, she's on break.
- Sorry, we don't want you.Copy !req
149. - How old are you anyway?
- You're like my mom!Copy !req
150. I do things your fiancées
never even dreamed of doing.Copy !req
151. Like graduate in 1985.Copy !req
152. Hey, you girls are being rude to
the lady. How about an apology?Copy !req
153. - Who the fuck are you?
- Don't talk to her like that.Copy !req
154. - I'll talk to her how I wanna.
- It's OK.Copy !req
155. Don't talk to her like that.Copy !req
156. - It's cool.
- It's definitely not OK, baby.Copy !req
157. Let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
158. I guarantee you this lady's
a hundred times hotterCopy !req
159. than any skank-assed pussy
you're marryin'.Copy !req
160. - That's my fuckin' sister!
- Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
161. - Fucker!
- See you soon...Copy !req
162. 200 fuckin' bucks walked out.Copy !req
163. I was just tryin' to help.
Come on, they were punks.Copy !req
164. - You!
- Easy, there.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry. I'm better lookin'
than them, anyway.Copy !req
166. I didn't mean to piss you off.
Come on.Copy !req
167. Yeah... OK.
It's good to see you.Copy !req
168. Good to see you.Copy !req
169. I haven't seen you in a while.
How ya been?Copy !req
170. I'm tellin' you, it was one of those
historic matches in history.Copy !req
171. There's 20,000 people.Copy !req
172. Another million and a half
watching on pay-per-view.Copy !req
173. We're slammin' the piss
out of each other.Copy !req
174. For God knows how long,
we're both gassin'.Copy !req
175. Ask any wrestling fan,
they've heard about that one.Copy !req
176. - Million and a half? Shit!
- It was big.Copy !req
177. And are-match?
This could be history all over again.Copy !req
178. Goddamn, look at you.
You are one smokin' baby.Copy !req
179. Let me make an honest woman
out of you, hmm?Copy !req
180. Who knows?
I'm in pretty good shape right now.Copy !req
181. With a little luck, this could be
my ticket back on top.Copy !req
182. - You never know who's in the crowd.
- Yeah... yeah.Copy !req
183. That would be a dream.Copy !req
184. - Oh, Jesus, you're bleeding. Oh!
- Yeah, I got cut tonight.Copy !req
185. - Are you OK?
- Yeah, it's nothing.Copy !req
186. - And they say wrestling's fake, huh?
- Fake? I'll show you fake.Copy !req
187. 1986, Denver Coliseum,Copy !req
188. Billy Bob Banjo hit me
with a two-by-four.Copy !req
189. Had a loose nail in it. Split my bicep.
Ripped the hell open.Copy !req
190. I got a better one than that.
Take a look at this here.Copy !req
191. 1988, Orlando Civic Centre,Copy !req
192. Mr Magnificent threw me
over the top ropes.Copy !req
193. I landed on my shoulder
and cracked my clavicle right in half.Copy !req
194. Oh, my God. Does it hurt?Copy !req
195. It hurts when I breathe,Copy !req
196. but when you hear the roar
of the crowd, you just pull through.Copy !req
197. "He was pierced
for our transgressions.Copy !req
198. He was crushed
for our iniquities.Copy !req
199. The punishment
that brought us peace was upon him,Copy !req
200. and by his wounds we were healed."Copy !req
201. Hmm... what was that all about?Copy !req
202. It's The Passion Of The Christ.
You have the same hair.Copy !req
203. You've never seen it?Copy !req
204. Dude, you gotta, it's... it's amazing.Copy !req
205. They throw everything at him,
whips, arrows, rocks.Copy !req
206. They beat the living fuck outta him
the whole two hours.Copy !req
207. He just takes it.Copy !req
208. Tough dude.Copy !req
209. Sacrificial "ram"!Copy !req
210. Next on the main stage
will be Cassidy,Copy !req
211. with Harmony on the small stageCopy !req
212. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
213. - I gotta go.
- Where you goin'? What I owe you?Copy !req
214. - That's 60.
- 60...Copy !req
215. - Keep the change.
- Thank you.Copy !req
216. Goddamn...Copy !req
217. the stage,
the lovely Cassidy!Copy !req
218. Bottle of Anadrol, 250.
Bottle of EQ, 75 bucks.Copy !req
219. Two bottles of Trans,
$75 each. Buck fifty.Copy !req
220. Bottle of insulin, 100 bucks. Four
boxes of Sustanon, buck twenty.Copy !req
221. Bottle of B-Ball, 100 bucks.Copy !req
222. For your bitch tits I got you
a bottle of Rimidex, 200 bucks.Copy !req
223. All together, 995.
I know you only got 400,Copy !req
224. give me 400.
I know you're good for the rest.Copy !req
225. - Got any GH?
- Got Chinese and I got Zorastin.Copy !req
226. I don't want
any of that Chinese stuff.Copy !req
227. My boy, Ram.
I'll hook you up, all right?Copy !req
228. OK.Copy !req
229. Take the bacteriostatic water with it,
too. Makes the growth last longer.Copy !req
230. Need anything else?
Painkillers? Vics? Percs?Copy !req
231. - No, bro, I'm tapped.
- Demerol? Oxycontins? Sure?Copy !req
232. - This'll do me.
- Viagra? Maybe some blow?Copy !req
233. - I got it all, man, whatever you need.
- You're like a pharmacy, brother.Copy !req
234. - I look out for you.
- Yeah, I'm square.Copy !req
235. - Just the juice and you're all right.
- I'm gonna get big and strong.Copy !req
236. Yes, you are, my friend.
All right. Any time, man.Copy !req
237. - You're looking good.
- I'm trying, baby.Copy !req
238. - Show me what you got there.
- Ah, come on, man.Copy !req
239. - Show me what you got.
- There's not much there, baby.Copy !req
240. Break it out.
Look at that motherfucker!Copy !req
241. Right up there.
See what you're doing up there?Copy !req
242. Don't leave the foils on too long,
because last time they broke off.Copy !req
243. They got too fried.Copy !req
244. So, how's the old man
doin' these days?Copy !req
245. - Work, work, work.
- Work, work?Copy !req
246. At least he's got a job.Copy !req
247. - Hey, Gloria, how ya doin'?
- Hey, babe. Five's open.Copy !req
248. - Thanks for the lift, bro.
- You got it.Copy !req
249. Here you go, lay it on, brother.Copy !req
250. There you go.Copy !req
251. You're supposed to fall
to your knees.Copy !req
252. - Ooh!
- All right, good.Copy !req
253. - Where's the bug spray?
- Lane 6, right side.Copy !req
254. Right side, bug spray.Copy !req
255. Go ahead, once more.Copy !req
256. - Give it to me, brother.
- All right, man.Copy !req
257. Oh, fuck. Come on.Copy !req
258. - Mouse traps?
- Set 'em in the ring, body slam.Copy !req
259. Let's do it.Copy !req
260. - How ya doin', sir?
- What's goin' on, my man?Copy !req
261. Tell me what you think about this?Copy !req
262. - That'll work.
- OK.Copy !req
263. Come here.Copy !req
264. I don't look good, but I feel good.Copy !req
265. My knees, my back...
Anything you need me to do, sir.Copy !req
266. Just keep the running to a minimum.Copy !req
267. I can hit the ropes once, take a bump,
but no criss-crossing, please.Copy !req
268. Hardcore stuff, I mean, talk to me.
What do you wanna do tonight?Copy !req
269. - Are you cool with the staples?
- Staples?Copy !req
270. - Staple gun.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
271. - Like... staple gun.
- Staple gun?Copy !req
272. - You never did that before?
- Er... no. Does that hurt?Copy !req
273. Man, not so bad going in.Copy !req
274. Kinda scary, got a big metal thing
up against you.Copy !req
275. Pulling 'em out, they'll leave holes,
a little blood loss.Copy !req
276. - Rock 'n' roll.
- Thank you, sir. It's an honour.Copy !req
277. - Take it easy with that staple gun.
- No problem, sir.Copy !req
278. You're so dead!
You're so dead!Copy !req
279. One, two, three!Copy !req
280. Ladies and gentlemen,
the winner,Copy !req
281. the legend.
Randy "The Ram" Robinson!Copy !req
282. Ram! Ram! Ram!Copy !req
283. - Great show, Ram. Great job.
- Thanks.Copy !req
284. Hell of a match out there.
Put yourself through hell. Good work.Copy !req
285. Fuckin' insane, Ram.
Let's get some glue for that.Copy !req
286. Crazy shit, man.Copy !req
287. Hey... you OK with that table hit?Copy !req
288. - I'll live, sir. I'll live.
- Yeah...Copy !req
289. Give it to me!Copy !req
290. Ah, shit!Copy !req
291. - You got a lot of staples in you.
- Fuck! Take it easy, doc.Copy !req
292. - Hold still...
- Ah!Copy !req
293. Goddamn it.Copy !req
294. You sick fuck!
You sick fuck!Copy !req
295. - Now it's dinner time!
- Boo!Copy !req
296. Ah, fuck. Aaargh!Copy !req
297. Goddamn it!Copy !req
298. Ram! Use my leg! Use my leg!Copy !req
299. Use his leg! Use his leg!
Use his leg!Copy !req
300. Yeah, Necro, fuck you!Copy !req
301. OK, let me get this out.
It's in there pretty good, Ram.Copy !req
302. Oh, fuck...Copy !req
303. Almost done.Copy !req
304. OK, Ram, you're good.
Go take a shower.Copy !req
305. Good work, man.Copy !req
306. I think we did what we wanted to do.Copy !req
307. First time coming off...Copy !req
308. Try to relax.
Just try to relax.Copy !req
309. Marlene, can I have
some help in here please?Copy !req
310. Put your arms down.
OK, try and relax.Copy !req
311. Now, just relax.Copy !req
312. OK, there we go. OK. Calm down.Copy !req
313. - Thanks, Marlene.
- OK.Copy !req
314. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
315. - Mr Ramzinski.
- Call me Randy.Copy !req
316. Randy, I'm Doctor Moayedizadeh.Copy !req
317. So, how's it all looking?Copy !req
318. Well, much better
than before the bypass.Copy !req
319. Oh, so we're in the clear?
We're all good?Copy !req
320. Well, it's your heart. You need
to start taking better care of it.Copy !req
321. How? What do I do?Copy !req
322. Well, for starters, you're going to be
on a slew of medications.Copy !req
323. And the stuff that you're putting
in your body, you need to cut it out.Copy !req
324. I know, I know, I can...Copy !req
325. I can, I can do without that.Copy !req
326. When can I get back
in the gym and er...Copy !req
327. start working out?Copy !req
328. As far as exercise goes, it's still OK
as long as it's moderate.Copy !req
329. - Doc, I'm a professional wrestler.
- That's not a good idea.Copy !req
330. Well, what do you mean?Copy !req
331. Well, your heart
has been through a lot.Copy !req
332. It won't be able to handle
any strenuous activity.Copy !req
333. Well I can slow my routine down,
I can just pace myself.Copy !req
334. - Mr Ramzinski...
- Randy, call me Randy.Copy !req
335. Randy...Copy !req
336. You almost died. Next time
you might not be so lucky.Copy !req
337. Well, hey, Doc.Copy !req
338. Thanks for all the good news.Copy !req
339. This copy's for you.Copy !req
340. And somebody left this for you.
Said he was your promoter.Copy !req
341. Robin Ramzinski
come to the pharmacy,Copy !req
342. your prescription is ready.Copy !req
343. - Robin Ramzinski?
- Randy.Copy !req
344. Could you sign here please.Copy !req
345. Thank you.Copy !req
346. There you go.Copy !req
347. My money. One, two...Copy !req
348. Welcome home.Copy !req
349. Ah!Copy !req
350. Adam!Copy !req
351. - Wanna play Nintendo?
- All right.Copy !req
352. - Let's see what you got.
- Here comes the Ayatollah.Copy !req
353. Shaking in my boots.
Here we go.Copy !req
354. So you hear about
Call of Duty 4?Copy !req
355. - What?
- Call of Duty 4.Copy !req
356. - What?
- Call of Duty Four.Copy !req
357. Call It Duty Four?Copy !req
358. - Call of Duty Four.
- Call of Duty Four?Copy !req
359. Yeah.Copy !req
360. - Pretty cool actually.
- Really?Copy !req
361. This game is so old.Copy !req
362. - What's it about?
- It's a war game.Copy !req
363. Most of the other Call of Duties
were based on World War II,Copy !req
364. but this one's with Iraq.Copy !req
365. Yeah?Copy !req
366. You switch off between a MarineCopy !req
367. and an SAS British Special
Operative, so it's pretty cool.Copy !req
368. Well. Hold on, there we go.Copy !req
369. All right, there it is, Ram Jam!
You've finished. OK, one moreCopy !req
370. I gotta go.Copy !req
371. - Huh?
- I gotta leave.Copy !req
372. - Don't you wanna get even?
- No, that's OK.Copy !req
373. - All right.
- I'll catch you later, all right?Copy !req
374. See you later man.Copy !req
375. Do your push ups brother.Copy !req
376. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
377. Oh!Copy !req
378. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
379. Ram Man!Copy !req
380. Been a while. Hey.Copy !req
381. Yeah, I was thinking, maybe
we could go grab... a hamburger?Copy !req
382. I'm working.Copy !req
383. OK then. Maybe later?Copy !req
384. You OK?Copy !req
385. Can we talk for a second?Copy !req
386. Sure, sure. What's up?
What's up?Copy !req
387. I mean somewhere quiet.Copy !req
388. Randy...Copy !req
389. I can't leave with a customer,
you know.Copy !req
390. Listen... I had a heart attack.Copy !req
391. - Where are you parked?
- Round the back.Copy !req
392. Good, go to your car, I'll meet you
there in fifteen minutes.Copy !req
393. So, they're just fucking or what?Copy !req
394. You know what,
I'm gonna go on break.Copy !req
395. I need a cigarette, I can't quit.Copy !req
396. - Oh, thanks, I appreciate it.
- That's OK.Copy !req
397. When was it?Copy !req
398. Phew. Er... a couple of weeks ago.Copy !req
399. How are you feeling?Copy !req
400. I don't feel like Hercules.Copy !req
401. What happened?Copy !req
402. Just... I was walking in
the dressing roomCopy !req
403. and the guys told me I just...
dropped like a brick and... you know.Copy !req
404. I don't remember nothing.Copy !req
405. Well, now the doctors tell me, er...Copy !req
406. That I can't...Copy !req
407. That I can't wrestle no more.Copy !req
408. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
409. You know, I just don't feel... right.Copy !req
410. And that's why...
That's why I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
411. You know, because
I don't wanna be alone.Copy !req
412. Randy.Copy !req
413. You should be with your family now.Copy !req
414. Don't you have a daughter?
Where's your daughter?Copy !req
415. Er, my daughter,
she don't like me very muchCopy !req
416. I don't believe that.
Everybody needs a father and...Copy !req
417. Trust me. This kind of thing brings
people together.Copy !req
418. You should call her.Copy !req
419. I should go back in.
You're gonna be OK, huh?Copy !req
420. I'll be OK.Copy !req
421. OK.Copy !req
422. Stephanie.Copy !req
423. Hi, this is Stephanie,
Leave a message.Copy !req
424. Oh. Is Stephanie home?Copy !req
425. Who can I say it is?Copy !req
426. Er... tell her it's her father.Copy !req
427. Hey, Stephanie!Copy !req
428. - Where are you going?
- What do you want?Copy !req
429. I just... have to talk to you.Copy !req
430. I can't really talk right now.Copy !req
431. - I really need to talk to you.
- I have school.Copy !req
432. You're going to school?
Well that's great.Copy !req
433. Listen. I had a heart attack.Copy !req
434. And I just thought
I needed to tell you.Copy !req
435. You are such an asshole.Copy !req
436. What do you want from me?
What do you want?Copy !req
437. I've just been alone and, er...Copy !req
438. you're my daughter and I love you
and I just needed to see you.Copy !req
439. That's bullshit.Copy !req
440. - You want me to take care of you.
- No.Copy !req
441. Yes.
Well I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
442. Where the fuck were you when
I needed you to take care of me?Copy !req
443. You know, on all my birthdays,
which you never made one,Copy !req
444. you probably don't even know
when it is.Copy !req
445. So, no, I don't care
if you had a heart attack, fuck you!Copy !req
446. - Oh, Ram!
- Hey.Copy !req
447. - Didn't think I'd see you here.
- Why?Copy !req
448. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
449. I heard you collapsed
at the DiFusko show.Copy !req
450. Oh, man, I just overheated
and blacked out, that's all.Copy !req
451. - Really?
- I left hospital in less than an hour.Copy !req
452. - So, you're fine?
- Brother, I'm good to go.Copy !req
453. Oh, that's excellent!
I was just gonna cancel the mini van.Copy !req
454. - What mini van?
- I rented one for Fanfest.Copy !req
455. Me and the whole gang's driving
down. Terry C, Caggiano, Fatback...Copy !req
456. Oh, I'm so fucking psyched!
Volpe gave me a load of flyers.Copy !req
457. There. It's gonna be epic.Copy !req
458. Volpe says a scout
from the show's gonna be there.Copy !req
459. Er...Copy !req
460. - Twenty years in the making.
- It's gonna be something.Copy !req
461. Come on, I've got you set up
down here.Copy !req
462. - Hey, bro.
- Hey, what's going on, bro?Copy !req
463. So yeah, should get
a pretty good crowd tonightCopy !req
464. - Great, I'll er... I'll loosen up.
- All right.Copy !req
465. Hey, my man! Hey,
how you doing big guy?Copy !req
466. Good to see you.Copy !req
467. I've been a big fan of yours
for years.Copy !req
468. - Hey!
- It's great to meet you.Copy !req
469. - Can I get a Polaroid?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
470. OK, ready guys?Copy !req
471. - What's your name again?
- Evan.Copy !req
472. - OK. E-V...
- E-v-a-n.Copy !req
473. One, two, Ram!Copy !req
474. That's eight.
There you go, Matthew.Copy !req
475. - Here you go.
- Hold on.Copy !req
476. - Hi, I'm Cassidy.
- Henry.Copy !req
477. Nice to meet you. Where you from?Copy !req
478. Garfield.Copy !req
479. - Yeah? How you doing tonight?
- OK.Copy !req
480. How about a private dance,
make you feel a little better?Copy !req
481. Hmm. No, not tonight.Copy !req
482. - No, Henry?
- No.Copy !req
483. No? OK.Copy !req
484. And don't forget Tuesday...Copy !req
485. No.Copy !req
486. On the main stage,
the exotic...Copy !req
487. Hey. Hey, you!Copy !req
488. Hey! When did you get here?Copy !req
489. - I just flew in.
- You did? How you been feeling?Copy !req
490. I'm feeling good.Copy !req
491. - A lot better.
- Good.Copy !req
492. And I took your advice,
I went and saw my daughter.Copy !req
493. Yeah? How did that go?Copy !req
494. Er, it didn't go very well. She sort
of ripped me a new asshole.Copy !req
495. - Oh. Sorry to hear that.
- Hey, what you gonna do?Copy !req
496. Maybe if I went out
and did something special,Copy !req
497. bought her a present?Copy !req
498. That's a really great idea.
What's she into?Copy !req
499. Hmm. I don't know really...Copy !req
500. What kind of music does she like?Copy !req
501. I really don't know.Copy !req
502. Well, is she into something else,
like cooking, or books, or something?Copy !req
503. - I don't know.
- OK then. Well...Copy !req
504. You should get her clothes -
all girls like that.Copy !req
505. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. Hey, I know the right place.Copy !req
507. It's this kick-ass little vintage shop
in Elizabeth.Copy !req
508. I think it's Elisabeth Avenue,
you should go on SaturdayCopy !req
509. when they get the best shit.Copy !req
510. Thanks. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
511. You want a dance?Copy !req
512. Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready
for that yet.Copy !req
513. OK.Copy !req
514. Well, that was fast!Copy !req
515. Yeah. Listen, why don't I meet you
there on Saturday and, um...Copy !req
516. And help you pick something out?Copy !req
517. Wow, I'd like that a lot.Copy !req
518. - One?
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. - All right.
- One o'clock. Yeah, one.Copy !req
520. Hey. Whoa.Copy !req
521. - Did you forget how to knock?
- No.Copy !req
522. Let's try that again, all right?
I'm serious.Copy !req
523. Huh.Copy !req
524. What do you want?Copy !req
525. Well, I was wondering
if I could get some more work.Copy !req
526. Something, you know, steady.
Full-time.Copy !req
527. Ah, cell phone.Copy !req
528. - All I got is weekends.
- Yeah, well, that works.Copy !req
529. Isn't that when you sit
on other dudes' faces?Copy !req
530. - So, what do you got?
- Deli counter.Copy !req
531. Deli counter. Dealing with
the customers and stuff?Copy !req
532. Yeah. A parade of hot, horny
housewives begging for your meat.Copy !req
533. - You got anything else?
- No, I do not. Interested?Copy !req
534. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
535. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
536. Goddamn,
I almost didn't recognise you.Copy !req
537. You look... you look clean.Copy !req
538. - Clean?
- No, I mean you look lovely.Copy !req
539. OK, thanks.Copy !req
540. Uh, listen, should I call you, uh,
Pam or Cassidy or what?Copy !req
541. - Pam.
- Pam.Copy !req
542. Don't get used to it.Copy !req
543. What is she? Goth? Punk?
Hippie? Preppy?Copy !req
544. Oh. Oh, yeah, I ain't got a clue.Copy !req
545. Hey, Pam? Pam?Copy !req
546. Yeah. Mm-hm?Copy !req
547. Thank you.
I really appreciate this.Copy !req
548. You're welcome.Copy !req
549. Uh, listen,
I think Stephanie is, er...Copy !req
550. A lesbian.Copy !req
551. Uh-huh?Copy !req
552. Does that make
a difference what she...Copy !req
553. No. It's cool.Copy !req
554. I mean, or maybe it's all in my head.
I don't know.Copy !req
555. Oh, wow, what about this?
Look at this, it's got an "S" on it.Copy !req
556. - Um...
- It's perfect, huh?Copy !req
557. Well...Copy !req
558. It's winter so maybe you'll want
something warmer, like a pea coat.Copy !req
559. - You got a point there.
- I don't know her size.Copy !req
560. Yeah, that's pretty cool.Copy !req
561. I don't know, man.
I think that's pretty rock-and-roll.Copy !req
562. What do you think?Copy !req
563. I...Copy !req
564. You should go with your gut, man.Copy !req
565. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. You know, you look
so goddamn pretty in the daytime.Copy !req
567. - Hey, you have a beer with me?
- Uh, I gotta get going.Copy !req
568. One beer.Copy !req
569. I really...Copy !req
570. - I got a, I got a kid.
- You have a kid?Copy !req
571. Well. What do you have,
a boy or girl?Copy !req
572. Boy. Jameson.Copy !req
573. - So, how old?
- Nine.Copy !req
574. Wow! Hmm.
Who would figure, huh?Copy !req
575. Well, it's not something
I usually tell the customers.Copy !req
576. It's not exactly... It's not a turn-on.Copy !req
577. Ah, hold on. Wait a second.Copy !req
578. I want you to give this
to your little guy. It's a...Copy !req
579. It's a Randy the Ram action figure.Copy !req
580. Tell him not to lose it.
It's a $300 collector's item.Copy !req
581. - Really?
- Nah.Copy !req
582. - Come on, hey, one beer.
- OK.Copy !req
583. That's a great looking kid
you got there.Copy !req
584. I think so.Copy !req
585. Well, I can see
where he got his good looks from.Copy !req
586. Yeah, well,
he doesn't get it from his father.Copy !req
587. What's that?Copy !req
588. Oh, that's this condo thing,
down in Trenton.Copy !req
589. What, are you thinking
about moving there?Copy !req
590. - Working on it. Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
591. Yeah, the schools
are really awesome.Copy !req
592. Great neighbourhood, and...
cheaper.Copy !req
593. What about your gig over at,
uh, Cheeques?Copy !req
594. Done. Quitting.Copy !req
595. - Oh, wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. Whoa! Hell yeah! All right!
Come on, baby. Dance with me!Copy !req
597. - Here?
- Yeah, right here. Come on.Copy !req
598. - Uh-uh.
- Come on.Copy !req
599. - I've danced to this plenty.
- I'll dance for you, then.Copy !req
600. OK, here we go.Copy !req
601. - I think I can get you a shift.
- Hey, man, I need a job.Copy !req
602. There we go.Copy !req
603. Oh, it's a lap dance I'm getting.Copy !req
604. I knew right from the beginningCopy !req
605. That you would end up winningCopy !req
606. I knew right from the startCopy !req
607. You'd put an arrow
through my heartCopy !req
608. Round and roundCopy !req
609. Yeah! Goddamn, they don't
make them like they used to.Copy !req
610. - Fucking Eighties. Best shit ever.
- Bet your ass, man.Copy !req
611. - Guns N' Roses fucking rules.
- Crüe.Copy !req
612. - Yeah.
- Def Lep.Copy !req
613. Then that Cobain pussy
had to ruin it all.Copy !req
614. Like it's wrong to have a good time.Copy !req
615. I hated the fucking Nineties.Copy !req
616. - Nineties fucking sucked.
- Nineties fucking sucked.Copy !req
617. Shit. Fuck.Copy !req
618. What's the matter?Copy !req
619. No contact with the customers.
I gotta go.Copy !req
620. Eh, you said one beer.Copy !req
621. - I did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
622. Oh, OK.Copy !req
623. One beer.Copy !req
624. Here you go. Right here.Copy !req
625. Hey, bro,
this is supposed to say "Randy."Copy !req
626. I guess they got it off
your W-4 or something.Copy !req
627. So, I really gotta wear
one of these things?Copy !req
628. No, you're special.Copy !req
629. Well, uh, can you change it?Copy !req
630. Just wear the fucking thing, all right?Copy !req
631. Ah.Copy !req
632. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
633. Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!Copy !req
634. Here's your polony, pal.Copy !req
635. Eighteen.Copy !req
636. Are they all on sale,
or just the regular ones?Copy !req
637. - The Hudson Acres, uh...
- Well, it wasn't very clear.Copy !req
638. - Let me check.
- OK.Copy !req
639. Wayne, to the deli counter.Copy !req
640. It'll just be a minute.Copy !req
641. OK. So which, in your opinion,
is the best smoked ham?Copy !req
642. - The best what?
- Smoked ham.Copy !req
643. - Uh...
- Which?Copy !req
644. I don't... Smoked ham, I guess, er,
the maple-glazed is not bad.Copy !req
645. - Breasts, thighs. Small pieces.
- Breasts, thighs. Right.Copy !req
646. - Lock it up. Push start.
- Yes.Copy !req
647. Forty-six!
What would you like?Copy !req
648. Can I have a half a pound
of pesto pasta salad?Copy !req
649. OK, coming up.Copy !req
650. Half a pound of pesto pasta
on the button.Copy !req
651. - Can I get you anything else?
- No, that's it.Copy !req
652. You have a lovely day, darling.Copy !req
653. Thanks. You, too.Copy !req
654. Forty-seven!Copy !req
655. Let me get a eight-piece chicken.Copy !req
656. - What kind of chicken you want?
- Eight piece. That's two breasts.Copy !req
657. Give me two big breasts.Copy !req
658. Two big breasts, coming up.
That's what I want, two big breasts.Copy !req
659. Two big breasts and,
uh, something with a brain.Copy !req
660. And two wings?
Yeah, stay away from them thighs.Copy !req
661. A lot of chicken flying out the door.
There, honey.Copy !req
662. - Have a good day.
- Thank you.Copy !req
663. - Who's next?
- Me.Copy !req
664. - What you having, good-looking?
- Half-pound egg salad.Copy !req
665. Half a pound egg salad, coming up.Copy !req
666. - Here we go.
- Is it fresh?Copy !req
667. Fresh? Fresh as
monkey's breath, brother.Copy !req
668. This is the good stuff.Copy !req
669. Coming up.
Down and out, come on.Copy !req
670. It's the fourth quarter.
There's twelve seconds left.Copy !req
671. Go. Down and out, here.
Both hands.Copy !req
672. Hey! Touchdown! Goddamn!
How about them Cowboys?Copy !req
673. - What you having, spring chicken?
- Hi.Copy !req
674. OK.Copy !req
675. Hey, Migg, how you doing?Copy !req
676. Yeah, it's the Ram.Copy !req
677. Hey, Ram. We gonna see you
in two weeks?Copy !req
678. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
679. It's gonna be big.
I got twelve calls already.Copy !req
680. Yeah. Listen, you're gonna
have to count me out of Utica.Copy !req
681. What do you mean? We've been
selling tickets for a week!Copy !req
682. Well, I'm retiring.Copy !req
683. - Hey, Frank, how you doing?
- Good, Ram. How are you?Copy !req
684. Nah, I'm good, man, I'm good.
Uh, listen...Copy !req
685. Ah, I'm sorry, Volpe,
you know I'd kill to do it.Copy !req
686. - I've bought Bob's plane ticket.
- No, I realise, I understand.Copy !req
687. - You're making a big mistake.
- No. I'm done. I'm retired.Copy !req
688. I know.Copy !req
689. - Stephanie.
- What are you, stalking me?Copy !req
690. No, I, uh... brought you a present.Copy !req
691. Go ahead, open it.Copy !req
692. The "S" stands for "Stephanie."Copy !req
693. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
694. Do you like it?Copy !req
695. It's, uh, it's shiny.Copy !req
696. That's not really your present.
I got you something else.Copy !req
697. This is your real present.Copy !req
698. It's a pea coat.Copy !req
699. Yeah. Well, it's wintertime
and I want you to keep warm.Copy !req
700. Thank you.Copy !req
701. Anything for you, sweetheart.
So, what are you doing right now?Copy !req
702. What am I doing?Copy !req
703. You know, I thought maybe
we could, you know...Copy !req
704. stop by our old favourite place.Copy !req
705. - We have an old favourite place?
- You'll recognise it when you see it.Copy !req
706. Uh, now's not really the best time.
I, I got some stuff I gotta do.Copy !req
707. - What kind of stuff?
- Just... stuff.Copy !req
708. Come on. I'm not gonna, like...Copy !req
709. take a bite out of you
or anything,Copy !req
710. just, you know,
hang out for a little while.Copy !req
711. I haven't been here in ages.Copy !req
712. You remember the funhouse?Copy !req
713. Right there.
It used to be The Monster Motel.Copy !req
714. Kind of.Copy !req
715. Oh, you loved it. We used to go
in there and they hadCopy !req
716. this spooky-ass skeleton,
it would pop out of a coffin.Copy !req
717. You'd get really scared
and cry and wanna run out.Copy !req
718. And then, then you'd beg
to go back in again.Copy !req
719. Ah, I always was
a glutton for punishment.Copy !req
720. You wouldn't go in
unless you could sit on my footCopy !req
721. and wrap your arms around my leg.Copy !req
722. And we'd walk
all the way through like that.Copy !req
723. Ah, I don't even remember that.Copy !req
724. I do.Copy !req
725. I just want to tell you.Copy !req
726. I'm the one who was supposed
to take care of everything.Copy !req
727. I'm the one who was supposed to
make everything OK for everybody.Copy !req
728. But it just didn't work out like that.Copy !req
729. And I left. I left you.Copy !req
730. You never did anything wrong,
you know.Copy !req
731. I used to try to...Copy !req
732. forget about you.Copy !req
733. I used to try to pretend that...
you didn't exist.Copy !req
734. But I can't.Copy !req
735. You're my girl.Copy !req
736. You're my little,
you're my little girl.Copy !req
737. And now...Copy !req
738. I'm an old,
broken-down piece of meat.Copy !req
739. And I'm alone.Copy !req
740. And I deserve to be all alone.Copy !req
741. I just don't want you to hate me.Copy !req
742. OK?Copy !req
743. Hey.Copy !req
744. Oh, man, we can't go in there.Copy !req
745. Come on.Copy !req
746. Oh, my God.Copy !req
747. Ooh. Man, wow.Copy !req
748. This must have been a ballroom
or something.Copy !req
749. Oh, look at this. We can...
Hey, here we go.Copy !req
750. - What is that?
- Well, it's my bow to you.Copy !req
751. Am I supposed to bow back?
I bow to you?Copy !req
752. One, two, three.Copy !req
753. One, two, three.
One, two three.Copy !req
754. You can lead. You're not bad.Copy !req
755. Well, thank you.Copy !req
756. Hold on.Copy !req
757. Wait, let me get the door.Copy !req
758. Well, I hope that wasn't
too painful for you.Copy !req
759. No, it was OK.Copy !req
760. Yeah, well.Copy !req
761. OK, uh, bye.Copy !req
762. Bye.Copy !req
763. Hey, maybe we could go out
to dinner sometime?Copy !req
764. - Dinner?
- You know, on Friday or something?Copy !req
765. Whatever works for you.Copy !req
766. Saturday would be better.Copy !req
767. - Saturday?
- Yeah.Copy !req
768. You got it.Copy !req
769. Oh, wow.Copy !req
770. Wow.Copy !req
771. Hey, you there. Hey.Copy !req
772. Come on, open it.Copy !req
773. I'll wait till later when it's quiet.Copy !req
774. Oh, come on. I wanna watch
your face when you read it.Copy !req
775. Thank you. That's very sweet.Copy !req
776. Hey, thank you. I mean,
come on, baby, you saved my ass.Copy !req
777. What?Copy !req
778. I can't... do this.Copy !req
779. - You can't do what?
- This.Copy !req
780. I thought we had
a little something going on here.Copy !req
781. No, well, I-I think you're awesome.
I think that you're a great guy.Copy !req
782. So what's the problem?Copy !req
783. You think that I'm, like, this stripper,
and I'm not.Copy !req
784. I'm a mom. I have responsibilities.
I have a son.Copy !req
785. Anyway, you don't want
that fucking luggage, so...Copy !req
786. - What if I do?
- I can't go there.Copy !req
787. - What about the other day?
- It was a mistake.Copy !req
788. It didn't feel like a mistake to me.Copy !req
789. The club and the real world,
they don't mix.Copy !req
790. I'll tell you,
I think that's a lot of bullshit,Copy !req
791. because I think
you still feel something.Copy !req
792. You're a customer, OK?
You're a fucking customer.Copy !req
793. I don't go out with customers.
You got it?Copy !req
794. Huh. Yeah, I got it. Hey, can I have
some tequila over here, please?Copy !req
795. I tell you what, here.Copy !req
796. - What's that?
- I want a dance.Copy !req
797. Stop it.Copy !req
798. You gonna refuse a paying
customer?Copy !req
799. - I want a goddamn dance.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
800. - Move your ass, squeeze your tits...
- Fuck off! Fuck you!Copy !req
801. - Give me a goddamn dance!
- Get the fuck outta here!Copy !req
802. - Let's take it outside.
- Do you want a drink, man?Copy !req
803. - No, I'm OK.
- I'll tell you, I should have...Copy !req
804. Oh, God.Copy !req
805. - Ram!
- Hey, Larry.Copy !req
806. What are you doing here?
I thought you retired.Copy !req
807. Ah, I did. I just came
to see the show.Copy !req
808. Come on, man.
Of course. Straight in.Copy !req
809. Ram! Ram!Copy !req
810. Hey, what's up there?
Haven't seen you for a while.Copy !req
811. All good?Copy !req
812. Yes!Copy !req
813. One, two, three!Copy !req
814. Hey!Copy !req
815. - Ram!
- Hey, you guys were great tonight.Copy !req
816. - Did you like it?
- It was a hell of a show.Copy !req
817. - Appreciate it, man.
- You were fast. You looked good.Copy !req
818. Hey! What's important,
they liked you.Copy !req
819. They did, they loved it.
So, how you been, man?Copy !req
820. - Hanging and swinging, brother.
- Let's get a couple of drinks.Copy !req
821. - Get a drink? You buying?
- I'll buy for you, bud.Copy !req
822. Fifty, even.Copy !req
823. Oh, thanks, Melis. Yeah.
You know, I know who you are.Copy !req
824. Cheers.Copy !req
825. My brother used to have
your poster on his door.Copy !req
826. - Well, he's got good taste.
- It was a pretty hot picture.Copy !req
827. So, what are you doing
in our town of Rahway?Copy !req
828. We did a show over
at the rec centre tonight.Copy !req
829. Wrestling. Wow, so you still wrestle?Copy !req
830. Still jumping off the top rope. Yeah.Copy !req
831. Oh, wow. That's hot.Copy !req
832. So, uh, do you wanna party?Copy !req
833. Party? What do you call party?Copy !req
834. I don't know.
Party like a fireman party.Copy !req
835. Oh. Oh, shit, that's speedy.Copy !req
836. Oh, get a fucking room.Copy !req
837. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
838. Oh, whoa.Copy !req
839. Oh!Copy !req
840. Oh.Copy !req
841. Oh, God.Copy !req
842. Oh, man.Copy !req
843. Oh, shit!Copy !req
844. Oh, shit! Fuck! Goddamn it!Copy !req
845. Hiya, is Stephanie home?Copy !req
846. Steph? Guess who
finally decided to show up.Copy !req
847. - Yeah, he's standing outside.
- Oh, God, no!Copy !req
848. - No, I don't want to do that.
- You don't have to go out there.Copy !req
849. Aren't you tired of doing this?Copy !req
850. I don't want you to be
stressed out any more.Copy !req
851. Let me get him out.Copy !req
852. - Hey.
- Who said you could come in?Copy !req
853. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
854. - I'm sorry, Stephanie.
- Get the fuck out!Copy !req
855. - I can handle this.
- Look, obviously not.Copy !req
856. I can handle this!Copy !req
857. Oh, come on, I'm sorry
I screwed this up.Copy !req
858. - Wait.
- Don't worry.Copy !req
859. - You don't have to leave.
- OK, I'll be back.Copy !req
860. Fuck.Copy !req
861. I waited in that restaurant
for two fuckin' hours.Copy !req
862. Telling myself, "Maybe something
happened. Maybe he's in traffic."Copy !req
863. You just keep doing
the same shit to me!Copy !req
864. Look, I apologise. I got a lot of stuff
swimming around in my head.Copy !req
865. I went out and had a drink,
and I just spaced.Copy !req
866. That is tough shit!Copy !req
867. Goddamn it.
Why do I do this to you?Copy !req
868. Because you are a fuck-up!Copy !req
869. You're a living, breathing fuck-up!Copy !req
870. And I cannot fucking do it any more!
I can't stand it!Copy !req
871. I can't fucking cry for you!
I can't fucking do it any more!Copy !req
872. Get out!Copy !req
873. - Calm down!
- Fucking asshole!Copy !req
874. You're a fucking asshole!Copy !req
875. Go fuck yourself!
Do not touch me!Copy !req
876. I fucking hate you!Copy !req
877. I'm sorry. I know you hate me.
I know you do.Copy !req
878. I know you hate me. Calm down.
Just calm down for a second.Copy !req
879. You know what? I don't care.Copy !req
880. I don't hate you. I don't love you.Copy !req
881. I don't even like you.Copy !req
882. And I was stupid
to think that you could change.Copy !req
883. - I can. I can change.
- I don't care.Copy !req
884. Come on.Copy !req
885. There is no more fixing this.Copy !req
886. It's broke. Permanently.Copy !req
887. And I'm OK with that. It's better.Copy !req
888. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
889. I don't ever wanna see you again.Copy !req
890. Look at me.Copy !req
891. I don't wanna see you,
I don't wanna hear you.Copy !req
892. I am done. Do you understand?Copy !req
893. Done.Copy !req
894. Get out.Copy !req
895. - Twenty-seven.
- Here.Copy !req
896. Pound of German potato salad,
please.Copy !req
897. A little less.Copy !req
898. Less.Copy !req
899. A little less.Copy !req
900. A little more.Copy !req
901. A little more. OK.Copy !req
902. Hey, Stevie!Copy !req
903. A little more.Copy !req
904. A little less.Copy !req
905. A little less.Copy !req
906. A little less.Copy !req
907. A little less.Copy !req
908. At last.Copy !req
909. What's with the line?Copy !req
910. Let's pick things up. It's rush hour.Copy !req
911. Come on, people, let's pick it up.
Where's Katie?Copy !req
912. Oh, you're here. Doing your jobCopy !req
913. Have a nice day, lady.Copy !req
914. Go!Copy !req
915. Go, go, go.Copy !req
916. - Thirty-one!
- Thirty-one. Yeah, can I get...Copy !req
917. - Do I know you from somewheres?
- No.Copy !req
918. You just look so damn familiar.
You Teamsters?Copy !req
919. What are you having?Copy !req
920. Can I get a half-pound
of Virginia ham,Copy !req
921. half-pound of the Jarlsberg?Copy !req
922. - I know I know you from someplace.
- Ah.Copy !req
923. - You play softball?
- No.Copy !req
924. And you're not
one of Mikey Bosch's buddies, right?Copy !req
925. Never heard of the guy.Copy !req
926. Wait a second.Copy !req
927. Randy the Ram?Copy !req
928. No.Copy !req
929. The wrestler from the Eighties?
Ram Jam?Copy !req
930. No.Copy !req
931. That's freaky.
You look just like the dude.Copy !req
932. - Yeah?
- Except older.Copy !req
933. Ah, goddamn it!Copy !req
934. Randy! The customers!Copy !req
935. You little prick, you're gonna talk
to me the way you do? Huh?Copy !req
936. - I fucking quit! I quit!
- What the fuck, man?Copy !req
937. You want some fucking cheese,
lady? Get your own fucking cheese.Copy !req
938. Randy!Copy !req
939. I quit!
Goddamn it, I quit.Copy !req
940. God... I'm out of here!Copy !req
941. Ah, yeah!Copy !req
942. Ah, shit.Copy !req
943. Fuck. Oh. Oh, Robin.Copy !req
944. Robin. Robin, man.
It's Randy. Randy.Copy !req
945. - Listen, I wanna do it.
- You want to do what?Copy !req
946. - I want back in. Fanfest.
- With Bob?Copy !req
947. - Just tell him it's back on.
- I won't be able to pay you.Copy !req
948. Hey, man, I don't give a shit.
I just wanna wrestle. That's right.Copy !req
949. OK. You got it, brother.Copy !req
950. - I want him in bed by eleven.
- Eleven.Copy !req
951. OK? Yeah. I don't want him
to bargain.Copy !req
952. Hey. Bye, monkey.Copy !req
953. Bounce back on the ropes,
flips it out to the stands!Copy !req
954. Aya gets back up, kicks him.Copy !req
955. Kick! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
956. One, two, three, you're out. Yeah!Copy !req
957. Hi.Copy !req
958. Hey.Copy !req
959. - How'd you find me?
- Big Chris.Copy !req
960. - Big Chris?
- Cheeques bouncer.Copy !req
961. Oh, right, Big Chris, yeah.Copy !req
962. Look, I'm... I know I came off like
a bitch the other day, and I'm sorry.Copy !req
963. I didn't mean
all those things that I said, cos...Copy !req
964. You're not just another customer.Copy !req
965. But, you know, at the same time,
I have this line, and I just...Copy !req
966. I can't cross it.Copy !req
967. No, I understand that.
That's OK. I gotta go.Copy !req
968. - Where are you going?
- I got a match.Copy !req
969. A match?Copy !req
970. It's in Wilmington.
Come by.Copy !req
971. When is it? What...Copy !req
972. Phoenix isn't out of the question.
I'm taking over Arizona, hear me?Copy !req
973. - Ram-a-lam!
- Hey, Bob.Copy !req
974. Hey, Nigel. How you doing,
brother? Long time.Copy !req
975. - Hey, man. Doing all right?
- Yeah, hey, look out.Copy !req
976. - Good to see you, bro.
- Yeah, look at you.Copy !req
977. I didn't think
we were gonna do this.Copy !req
978. Yeah. You and everybody else.Copy !req
979. Sunday night, I get a call
and they say,Copy !req
980. "He's back in. It's on again."
I'm like, "What?"Copy !req
981. So, when you get settled in,
you wanna go over some things?Copy !req
982. - What things?
- Some of the spots.Copy !req
983. OK, how's this right here: I'm
the heel and you're the face. Done.Copy !req
984. Hey, Bob. I'm glad to see
things haven't changed.Copy !req
985. Ha ha!
Yeah, I love you, too.Copy !req
986. Now, back to you. What kind
of car do you want, man?Copy !req
987. - I don't know, something affordable.
- How about pink?Copy !req
988. Come on,
Cassidy, get back up there.Copy !req
989. They're not done with you yet.Copy !req
990. You left your shoes.Copy !req
991. Cassidy.Copy !req
992. Cassidy! Hey, Pam!Copy !req
993. Pam.Copy !req
994. Three more miles. Three more miles.Copy !req
995. Weighing in
at two hundred fifty-two pounds...Copy !req
996. You ready to do this thing?Copy !req
997. I think so.
I'll see you out there.Copy !req
998. The Beast
of the Middle East. The Ayatollah.Copy !req
999. - Hey, hey! How much? How much?
- Twenty dollars.Copy !req
1000. Which way's backstage?Copy !req
1001. Can I get back there?
This is backstage?Copy !req
1002. Go easy, huh.Copy !req
1003. - Randy! Hey.
- Hey. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1004. - What the fuck are you doing?
- My thing. I'm going to work.Copy !req
1005. Yeah, but, but your heart.Copy !req
1006. My heart?
My heart's still ticking.Copy !req
1007. Yeah, but the doctor said...Copy !req
1008. Listen, I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
1009. The only place
I get hurt is... out there.Copy !req
1010. The world don't give a shit about me.Copy !req
1011. I'm here.Copy !req
1012. I'm really here.Copy !req
1013. What do you call that?Copy !req
1014. USA! USA!Copy !req
1015. And his opponent,
from Elizabeth, New Jersey,Copy !req
1016. Hey. You hear them?
This is where I belong.Copy !req
1017. - Randy "The Ram" Robinson!
- I gotta go.Copy !req
1018. No, no, no. Randy!
Randy! Please.Copy !req
1019. Ram, you rule!Copy !req
1020. I just wanna say... to you all tonight,Copy !req
1021. I'm very grateful to be here.Copy !req
1022. A lot of people told me that
I'd never wrestle again.Copy !req
1023. And that's all I do.Copy !req
1024. You know, if you live hard,
and you play hard,Copy !req
1025. and you burn the candle
at both ends...Copy !req
1026. you pay the price for it.Copy !req
1027. In this life, you can lose
everything that you loveCopy !req
1028. and everything that loves you.Copy !req
1029. Now, I don't hear
as good as I used to,Copy !req
1030. and I forget stuff,Copy !req
1031. and I ain't as pretty as I used to be,Copy !req
1032. but, goddamn it,Copy !req
1033. I'm still standing here,
and I'm the Ram.Copy !req
1034. As time goes by...Copy !req
1035. As time goes by, they say,
"He's washed up.Copy !req
1036. He's finished. He's a loser.
He's all through."Copy !req
1037. But, you know what?Copy !req
1038. The only ones who are gonna tell me
when I'm through doing my thingCopy !req
1039. is you people here.Copy !req
1040. You people here,Copy !req
1041. you people here are the ones
who are worth bringing it for,Copy !req
1042. because you're my family.Copy !req
1043. I love all of you.Copy !req
1044. Thank you so much!Copy !req
1045. Great job, man.Copy !req
1046. Yeah, Ram!Copy !req
1047. Thank you.Copy !req
1048. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1049. Pick it up, baby.Copy !req
1050. Ah!Copy !req
1051. Take it easy!Copy !req
1052. Oh!Copy !req
1053. What are you doing?
This is my move!Copy !req
1054. You wanna give up?Copy !req
1055. You steal my move, Randy,
this is how you do it!Copy !req
1056. This is how you do it!Copy !req
1057. One, two, three...
Hey, who you pushing?Copy !req
1058. - I'm the referee, you can't push me!
- Don't tell me what to do!Copy !req
1059. USA! USA!Copy !req
1060. I forgot how much fun
this was, Ram!Copy !req
1061. Bring it, Bob!Copy !req
1062. Asshole! Come on!Copy !req
1063. Infidel!Copy !req
1064. Holy shit! Holy shit!Copy !req
1065. - Hey, you OK, Ref?
- I'm all right.Copy !req
1066. Ah!Copy !req
1067. I'm gonna take you out, baby!Copy !req
1068. Yeah!Copy !req
1069. USA! USA!Copy !req
1070. Let's take it home.Copy !req
1071. Ram? Are you all right?
You OK, Ram?Copy !req
1072. Ram?Copy !req
1073. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1074. Pin me!
Come on, Ram, pin me!Copy !req
1075. We gave them enough.Copy !req
1076. Ram, you OK? You all right?Copy !req
1077. It's OK, Ram. Take it home.Copy !req
1078. Ram Jam! Ram Jam!Copy !req