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70. - Yeah?
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93. - Don't call me man, alright?
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- Fine, Dad.
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103. Huh?
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104. - Enjoy your casserole.
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110. - Why don't you and I just go
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118. - What do you care
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121. - Don't you tell me
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122. - You don't care about us!
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123. - You steal my pickup
and now you're drinking,
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125. You have no sense of
responsibility for this house!
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126. For you to carry out
the trash is a big deal!
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127. - South Dakota.
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128. - Wash my truck
every once in a while.
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129. - Arkansas.
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130. Nebraska.
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131. California.
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132. - Come on, let's go.
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135. - Jimmy.
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136. Jimmy, we're gonna do a little
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137. What do you think?
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138. - California?
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139. - Yeah.
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140. Yeah, California.
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141. Come on.
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142. Do you like chocolate?
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143. - Good.
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144. Get in.
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145. - You understand, Mr. Woods,
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148. even if the one boy is handicapped.
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149. - Hey, look, he's not handicapped.
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150. - Whatever he is.
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151. - They were seen hopping a truck.
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152. - Can we get to the point here?
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154. - They're both my sons.
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159. have decided to eat their way across—
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160. - I don't see why we're
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161. - Because you are missing the point.
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162. I have an obligation to
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163. I have to see that he is returned here
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164. for the kind of treatment he needs.
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165. Now, granted, the police are looking.
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166. - We've hired
someone to find him.
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168. - Mr. Putnam retrieves
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169. He's going to bring back Jimmy.
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170. - What about Corey?
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171. - Well, Corey wants to
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172. I mean, even if we brought him
back, would it do any good?
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173. - You know, Bateman,
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176. Pop.
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177. - What?
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178. - I want to go with you.
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180. - I don't think so.
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181. - Mr. Woods.
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182. Excuse me.
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185. You catch my drift?
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186. So let's not be getting in my way, okay?
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187. Have a nice day.
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188. - We better drop by the
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189. - End of the line, Ben?
- Yeah, it's my last stop.
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190. - Come on.
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191. Do you have to make such
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204. Great.
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207. Why not Ax Murderer's Valley?
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208. Great.
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209. - There's a bench outside.
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210. The bus'll be here any minute.
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211. - Stay here for a minute.
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217. - Is Los Angeles specific enough?
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218. - That's $226.
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219. - Well, we only have $27.30.
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225. are up on the ridge throwin'
rocks at the highway again.
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226. Chase 'em on home, will you?
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227. Over.
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229. You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?
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230. - Hey, Chester.
- Hi, Mike.
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231. - Here's Mrs. Johnson's
complaints this month.
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232. - Not again.
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233. - How'd you do it?
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234. You only played for five minutes.
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235. How the hell did you get
50,000 on Double Dragon?
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236. I never got 50,000 on Double Dragon.
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237. How'd you do it?
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240. If you don't tell me what
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241. - Could you scream quietly?
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242. - What, do you think I'm stupid?
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247. - No, he's okay.
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249. - Get out of here.
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252. - No way.
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254. - How much?
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256. - I don't have $6.70.
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257. - Well, that's okay, 'cause
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259. - Let's see him beat that.
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260. - Come on, Jimmy.
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261. - What is he, some kind
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262. - That's it.
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263. - Hey!
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- I didn't, I won the bet.
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267. - Great!
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268. Great.
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269. Now I'm stuck here.
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271. Hey!
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273. - Where the hell are we?
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274. - Oh!
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277. - It's disgusting.
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278. - From the guy
who steals my pickup
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mouth, that's a compliment.
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282. - Oh!
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286. - Wait a second.
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288. We're headin' south.
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301. Have you lost your mind?
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302. - Look at him.
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305. He's a wizard.
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306. - So he can play Ninja Gaiden?
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307. So what?
- So I got an idea.
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he beat any old video head?
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310. - Are you kidding me?
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312. - The kid's a natural.
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317. - I got it.
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326. He's sure not the genius you are,
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328. You don't believe in him yourself.
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334. - Hey, sweetheart, I'm
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338. - Hey!
- Now I warned you!
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340. Didn't I tell you this was my living, huh?
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341. - Son of a bitch.
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343. - All right.
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347. - Yeah!
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348. Huh?
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349. - I don't appreciate this, Woods!
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351. No class at all!
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354. - We gotta plan a strategy.
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357. - Yeah?
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358. - Yeah, he makes a weekly run
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359. That's where I live, Reno.
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364. - Oh, don't you worry about them.
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371. - Yeah?
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372. Where's your mom?
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381. - I got 87 from the bus ticket.
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382. - Oh, is this Reno?
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- Hang onto her, Larry!
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- Look out, kid.
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395. Hey!
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397. Hey, this is our money!
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420. - Thanks.
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435. - You flashed 21,
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441. - We've gotta find someone
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448. - Hey, I could beat you
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450. - Perfect, they're salesmen.
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- That's far out.
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- That was a good one.
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- Not bad, not bad.
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458. - Thanks.
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475. - What?
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476. - Follow me.
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477. - What?
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478. - You'll see.
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all over with your dad?
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481. - If I want.
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482. He takes me across country
in summer when school's out.
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483. But sometimes he sends
me back early 'cause...
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484. 'Cause he don't want my whole life
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485. to be on the road, you know?
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486. - Yeah, well, don't you have any friends?
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487. - I got tons of friends.
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488. I got so many friends
I don't have room for any more.
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489. - Sure.
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490. Well, don't you ever get scared
traveling all by yourself?
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491. - I told you.
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492. I don't get scared.
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493. - Never?
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494. - Okay, we have $47.12,
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495. which I think we can double, maybe triple,
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496. by the time we get to Reno.
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497. Now, look.
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498. I got these Power magazines to help Jimmy,
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499. so we can teach him the
secret tricks in each game.
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500. - Hey, pops, have you seen these kids?
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501. - Hi.
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502. - Hey, turn that garbage down!
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503. Idiots.
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504. - 470,000 and
climbing on F1 Dream.
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505. - What is this kid, some kinda cyborg?
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506. - Sorry, wartface, but first
you play, then you pay.
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507. - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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508. Who you callin' wartface, weenie, huh?
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509. - Hey, hey!
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510. What's goin' on over there?
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511. The three of you, huh?
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512. What'd I tell you about
rough housin' in here?
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513. I gotta spell it out!
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514. Roger!
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515. Roger, it's them again!
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516. I got video monsters.
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517. I got movie monsters.
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518. I got graffiti-on-the-wall monsters!
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519. I hate this place!
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520. - He's good, but he'd never beat Lucas.
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521. - Lucas?
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522. - Nobody's better than Lucas.
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523. Lucas is awesome.
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524. - Oh, really?
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525. - And where might we find this Lucas?
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526. - So, you the wizard?
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527. - No, he is.
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528. - This guy?
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529. I don't get it.
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530. Is he, like, a poster child for someone?
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531. - For your information, butt-head,
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532. he's headed for the video
championships in Los Angeles.
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533. - Oh.
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534. - Is that right?
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535. Well, let's just see how good he is then.
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536. Guys?
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537. Pick any game you want.
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538. I'm good at all of them.
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539. I have 97 of them.
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540. - You know all 97 of them?
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541. What is that?
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542. - I don't know.
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543. - The Power Glove.
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544. - Geez.
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545. - I love the Power Glove.
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546. It's so bad.
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547. - Yeah, well, just keep your
power gloves off her, pal, huh?
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548. Go ahead, Jimmy, show 'em what you got.
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549. Go ahead.
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550. Hey!
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551. Hey, Jimmy!
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552. - By the way, I'm headed
to the championships, too.
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553. - Hey-
- Oh, sorry.
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554. Oh, come on.
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555. I want to get an early
start in the morning.
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556. Huh?
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557. - I know that this is not a good thing.
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558. - Hmm?
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559. What's that?
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560. - Corey and Jimmy runnin' off, but.
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561. I just want to let you know that
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562. I'm glad that I'm here.
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563. - Mm-hmm.
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564. - You remember those trips
we used to take every year?
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565. Go to the ocean.
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566. California.
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567. That was great.
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568. We'd stop at every cornball
tourist trap along the way.
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569. Yeah, that's the best I remember us all.
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570. - Yeah.
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571. - Jennifer was a kick, huh?
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572. She and Jimmy together,
they'd both go nuts.
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573. - Ohh, I'm tired, Nick.
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574. It's late.
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575. - What the hell am I doin' here?
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576. I'm sleepin' with my father
in some dump on the highway.
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577. Hell, you don't want me here.
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578. Jesus!
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579. We can't even talk to each other!
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580. - You're in your underwear!
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581. - I can't believe it!
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582. I cannot even speak to my own father!
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583. Mr. Cheapskate, he gets us a room
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584. that does not even have double beds.
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585. - Ah, come on.
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586. I gotta get some sleep.
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587. - So sleep.
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588. - You really play this thing, huh?
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589. - That's right.
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590. - What's that one called?
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591. - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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592. - Doesn't take much intelligence
to play that game, does it?
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593. - You should know.
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594. - Oh!
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595. Oh, shit!
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596. - What the hell are you doin'?
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597. - I don't believe this.
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598. I got the scroll weapon,
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599. and I almost beat Mechaturtle
at the end of level three.
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600. - You got the scroll weapon?
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601. - Yeah.
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602. - He's losing his mind.
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603. - Come on, come on.
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604. - Jimmy?
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605. - What's wrong?
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606. - Jimmy?
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607. Jimmy.
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608. No, Jimmy.
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609. - What's the matter?
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610. - I don't know.
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611. He builds these things.
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612. It means he hasn't gotten better.
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613. Listen, Jimmy, you lost yesterday.
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614. That was one loss.
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615. One guy.
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616. Will you listen to me?
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617. See, this is what he does all day.
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618. Nothing.
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619. Dang, we've come all this way.
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620. - Jimmy.
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621. Jimmy.
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622. That wasn't nothing.
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623. It's me, Corey.
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624. That's what it is.
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625. He's jealous.
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626. - Jealous?
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627. Over you?
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628. - Geez, Corey, you're so thick!
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629. You're all he's got.
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630. Don't you understand that?
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631. - Aw, you're crazy.
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632. He doesn't even figure that way.
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633. - And what if he does?
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634. And what if you do?
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635. - Do what?
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636. - You know what.
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637. It ain't like I need
you weasels, you know?
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638. And you don't have to be
acting like you need me.
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639. - What's the matter with you?
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640. - Yesterday, with Lucas,
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641. like I was somethin' special to you.
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642. - Look, Haley, all I said—
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643. - I told you, this is a business deal.
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644. I'm not gonna be responsible
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645. for making him more of a basket case!
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646. It's them.
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647. The guys from the arcade.
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648. Corey, we gotta get out of here.
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649. Come on.
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650. We gotta get out of here.
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651. Come on, Jimmy.
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652. Come on.
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653. No, Jimmy!
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654. - Hey, boy!
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655. Hey!
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656. Hey!
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657. Hey, you little jerk!
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658. You took us for 20 bucks last night.
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659. - Yeah, what of it?
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660. - You didn't tell us this
mutant was some kind of pro.
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661. - Pro?
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662. My grandmother could have taken you.
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663. - Let's just dish it up,
all right, smart-ass?
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664. - Hey, it was a fair bet.
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665. - Let's see what the little mutant's got.
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666. - Hey, leave him alone!
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667. Give it back to him!
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668. - What the hell is this?
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669. - Corey, give them the money.
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670. - Yeah.
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671. This is for interest, dork.
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672. You go ahead.
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673. You have yourself a nice day.
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674. Thanks, kids.
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675. - Thanks for the hat, moron!
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676. - Jennifer.
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677. - What are they?
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678. - I always wondered what
he had in that thing.
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679. It was her.
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680. She was his twin sister.
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681. They got down by the river, Jimmy and her,
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682. and somehow Jennifer got too close.
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683. Jimmy couldn't swim, so he was afraid.
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684. It was weird,
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685. 'cause she didn't go
downstream at all. She just...
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686. died, in a few feet of
water right in front of him.
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687. It was really hard for Jimmy.
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688. And for Nick.
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689. - Who's Nick?
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690. - My brother.
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691. He was supposed to be
watching them for Christine.
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692. Nick and Christine didn't
get along too well.
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693. Because Christine was
my dad's second wife,
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694. Jimmy and Jennifer,
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695. we were their half brothers,
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696. but Christine didn't
really see it that way.
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697. After Jennifer died, well,
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698. everything just fell apart.
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699. - Where are you going?
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700. Where are you going?
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701. - I'm gonna go find a
telephone and call my dad.
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702. - You're quitting?
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703. You can't quit.
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704. Not now.
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705. - Look, the contest is in three days,
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706. and he hasn't even learned
half the games Lucas has.
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707. I mean, look at him.
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708. It's over, Haley.
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709. - You're a quitter, Corey.
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710. And I don't care if you did like me.
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711. Your attitude sucks.
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712. - You wanted me to like you?
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713. - Not anymore.
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714. - Great.
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715. - Corey.
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716. I don't wanna quit.
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717. - Jimmy!
- Jimmy!
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718. - You want to play?
- He wants to play!
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719. We're not quitting here, okay?
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720. - All right, I'm looking
for a couple of kids.
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721. This one's a mental case.
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722. Have you seen 'em?
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723. - Does he dress like you?
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724. - No.
- Well, then he couldn't be
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725. too much of a case, all right?
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726. - That's very funny.
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727. All right, now listen up, fruit fly.
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728. It's time to get real.
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729. Two kids, one is nine, one is 13,
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730. there's a girl with 'em
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731. and they've been hangin' out in arcades.
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732. Have you seen them?
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733. - I wouldn't tell you if I knew.
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734. - Where the hell are we?
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735. - That son of a bitch!
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736. - Oh, geez!
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737. What the hell are you doing?
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738. God!
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739. - Whoo!
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740. Whoo!
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741. - Sorry about that.
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742. - Woods!
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743. You maniac!
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744. I'm gonna sue!
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745. Do you hear me?
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746. I'm gonna sue your ass when this is over!
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747. - You make money off little
kids, you miserable jerk!
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748. You oughta be shot!
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749. - What are you doin'?
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750. - Do you want some more, huh?
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751. - I don't think he does.
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752. He's had plenty.
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753. - Son of a bitch!
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754. - I told you to stay out of my way, Woods!
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755. - You chickenshit!
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756. Ah, hell.
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757. - Corey.
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758. - So this is where you live.
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759. - It's got some charm, you think?
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760. Okay.
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761. We got three days to get him good
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762. at every game they could
possibly throw at him.
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763. - Are you kidding me?
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764. I mean, there must be 70
games he's never played.
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765. - Trust me.
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766. Now look.
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767. This is gonna take a lot of quarters.
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768. I gotta find someone,
a friend of my dad's.
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769. He's a trucker.
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770. His name is Spanky.
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771. The pass line!
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772. Spanky, the pass line!
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773. The pass line!
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774. - Pay 12.
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775. - Five on the pass line.
- It's coming out again.
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776. Do or don't pass.
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777. Oh, craps 12!
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778. - Once more!
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779. Once more!
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780. - On the pass line.
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781. Yes!
- Winner!
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782. Seven!
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783. - Put it on the field!
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784. Put it on the field!
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785. - On the field.
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786. Put it on the field.
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787. Put it on the field.
- Coming out again.
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788. They're comin' out.
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789. Watch your hands.
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790. Nine!
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791. - All right!
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792. Okay, hard eight.
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793. Spanky, hard eight.
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794. - I want a hard eight.
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795. Hard eight.
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796. - Hard eight for the money.
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797. Hard eight.
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798. Need a hard eight.
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799. Comin' in.
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800. Roll that eight now.
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801. Eight's the line.
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802. Winner!
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803. - We won!
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804. Whoo!
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805. - We won?
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806. Haley, we won?
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807. - What'd I do?
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808. What'd I do?
- Get outta here.
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809. Can't be bettin' with kids.
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810. - 400 bucks.
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811. We're in fat city!
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812. Oh, and, Spank,
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813. here's your 10.
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814. - 10 bucks?
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815. - Thanks.
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816. - Okay, level seven?
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817. Let me get my book.
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818. - Hi, this is Karen,
Nintendo gameplay counselor.
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819. - Yeah, we have new games.
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820. - All you gotta do is
wait until the thing lights up.
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821. - Uh-huh.
- Here you go, updates.
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822. - Nintendo Game Playing, this is Rick.
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823. How can I help you?
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824. - Hi, my name is Haley,
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825. and I've got a wizard
who's going all the way
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826. to the championships in Los Angeles.
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827. - Is that so?
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828. - All I need is a little help.
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829. Okay, let's start with Simon's Quest.
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830. - Okay, now where exactly
are you in the game?
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831. - Candy bars, bubble gum, licorice.
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832. - Hey, babe.
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833. And... keep the change.
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834. - Hey, not bad.
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835. Not bad.
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836. - Okay-.
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837. Wait, can you say that one more time?
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838. - Now, watch out for
those flying fireballs.
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839. - All right, good.
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840. - Get that.
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841. Get that.
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842. Over there, over there.
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843. - I know I have it around here somewhere.
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844. " Hello.
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845. - Hi.
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846. - Next.
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847. - Super Mario Bros. 2.
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848. - Then you're starting out
from dungeon square two.
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849. - No, Mrs. Bateman, as soon
as I know where they are,
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850. you'll be the first to know.
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851. Mrs. Bateman, you forgot to tell me
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852. that your ex-husband is a maniac.
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853. You know, children are one thing,
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854. but with maniacs, I get more.
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855. No, they're crisscrossin'
around the state.
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856. They're playin' video games.
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857. No.
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858. Yeah, I don't...
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859. Oh, shit!
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860. - Good, you see?
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861. The best food at the airport.
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862. - They'd never come to a place like this.
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863. - What the hell's wrong with this place?
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864. - No.
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865. Mrs. Bateman, I'm gonna
have to call you back.
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866. Hey.
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867. Hey, buddy.
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868. You wanna make a quick 50?
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869. - If you have to, we'll get it to go.
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870. - I don't wanna get that to go.
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871. Hi.
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872. Cream soda, with some
fries, please, medium.
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873. - To go.
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874. - No, no, not to go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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875. - We're sitting here.
- Excuse me.
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876. I'm lookin' for two kids,
one about this tall,
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877. the other one about here.
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878. - The hat.
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879. - Mister, we
got 'em in all sizes.
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880. - Excuse me.
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881. - Excuse me.
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882. Mind if I ask you where you got that hat?
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883. - Yeah, I mind.
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884. I got it from a moron.
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885. - What's that?
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886. - Nice hat.
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887. - Where'd you get that hat, huh?
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888. - Couple of kids.
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889. They owed me some cash.
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890. - Uh-huh.
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891. Where'd they go?
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892. - Who knows?
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893. Hey!
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894. - I'll tell you where they were goin'.
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895. - Where?
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896. Los Angeles!
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897. What kind of a crazy
idea has that kid got?
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898. We're 500 miles from Los Angeles.
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899. Huh?
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900. - Pop?
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901. I'm gonna go have a seat.
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902. - Shit.
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903. - Haley.
- Ah.
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904. Okay.
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905. - Here you go, Jim.
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906. - Counting Rampage and Dr.
Chaos, we have 72 out of 97,
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907. three of which he's had
a little trouble with,
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908. so we have 28 more to go.
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909. - In one day?
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910. - Those look really bad, Corey.
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911. They look really bad.
- How do these look bad?
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912. These are classic.
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913. - Because we don't need any of that stuff.
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914. - Yes, we do.
- Now look, look at this.
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915. Look at this.
- What?
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916. A jacket?
- Look at this jacket.
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917. Look at the design.
- We got plenty of clothes.
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918. We need entertainment.
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919. We need toys, entertainment, like, look.
Copy !req
920. These are perfect entertainment.
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921. - Look what I got for him.
- Peek-a-boo Peepers.
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922. Look, they're weighted,
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923. so they can put them in your soup,
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924. or, like, you know, your friend's soup.
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925. You can do everything with these things.
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926. What do you...
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927. Jimmy, you're such a dork.
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928. - Look, Mrs. Bateman, I got
it from this snot named Lucas.
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929. They're headed for this
big video championship
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930. in Los Angeles.
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931. No, don't meet me there.
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932. I'll have 'em before you ever get there.
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933. Mrs. Bateman?
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934. Mrs. Bateman!
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935. - The guy said, “Take it,“ so I took it.
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936. How was I supposed to know?
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937. I mean, it looked like a wreck.
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938. Unfortunately, we started stripping it.
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939. - Hey, buddy, you seen these kids?
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940. Anybody?
- Hey, we're tryin'
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941. to play craps here.
- Oh, forget it.
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942. - Six!
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943. Six!
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944. - Excuse me, miss.
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945. I'm looking for a couple of kids,
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946. this one right here in particular.
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947. Have you seen him?
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948. I know they're around here.
- No.
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949. - No?
- No.
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950. - Hey, look what I can do.
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951. - Marco.
- Polo.
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952. - Nope.
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953. Can I help you?
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954. - Yeah, I'd like alight...
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955. - Excuse me, miss.
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956. I'm looking for my lost son.
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957. He's handicapped.
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958. He's been missing fully...
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959. Hey!
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960. You!
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961. - Hey!
- I got him!
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962. I got him!
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963. Where is he?
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964. - Where's who?
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965. - Don't give me any lip, you snot!
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966. I've been followin' you across two states.
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967. I'm bein' paid to bring your
little brainless brother back.
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968. Now point him out!
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969. - Mister, you'll find your
other son in the arcade.
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970. - I hate you!
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971. - Haley!
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972. - Got you, Jimmy boy.
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973. Time to go home, son.
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974. - We're too late.
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975. - He touched my breast!
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976. - What the hell are you doin'?
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977. No.
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978. I...
- Put the kid down.
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979. - No, I didn't touch anything!
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980. You can't—
- You can't have the kid.
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981. - The kid is, what are you...
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982. I got a letter of custody
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983. For that kid right here in my pocket!
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984. What are you doing?
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985. Put me down!
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986. - Paging Mr. Johnny Lowe.
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987. Mr. Johnny Lowe.
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988. - Jimmy, are you okay?
- Are you okay?
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989. Come on, we can't stay here.
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990. - Where the hell are we, Haley?
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991. - My home.
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992. - Your home?
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993. Nice place.
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994. - Hey, Pop, I think we got it.
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995. - Wait a second.
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996. I'm in the sixth palace of Hyrule.
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997. Oop.
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998. Yeah!
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999. I got past the River Devil.
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1000. - Terrific.
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1001. - What the hell are you doin'?
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1002. I had the magic key.
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1003. I got the cross.
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1004. I was closin' in on the Barbarian!
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1005. - You're losin' it, Pop.
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1006. Let's get in the car, huh?
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1007. - Jimmy's out cold in the house.
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1008. So you always sit up here on the roof?
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1009. - It's better than being inside.
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1010. Look.
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1011. I know how I told you I
lived in some great place,
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1012. So don't be rubbing it in.
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1013. - I didn't say anything.
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1014. - It ain't my fault.
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1015. And it ain't my dad's.
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1016. My mom, she had this little problem.
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1017. That's how I learned about craps.
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1018. I thought, maybe when my
dad got home tomorrow night
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1019. from work, we'd have won.
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1020. Call him up from L.A. and
say, Dad, guess what?
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1021. We can buy a house now.
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1022. Geez, listen to me.
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1023. I even sound like a dork.
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1024. - Zelda.
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1025. - Zelda?
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1026. - Yeah.
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1027. You know, it's like
the Adventures of Link.
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1028. He has to find Zelda,
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1029. you have to find a house, same difference.
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1030. - Boy, is that sexist.
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1031. - It's not sexist.
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1032. It's romantic.
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1033. - I know what you were gonna do,
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1034. and you can just forget about it.
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1035. There is no way!
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1036. I am not kissing a boy.
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1037. - A girl maybe?
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1038. - You smart-ass.
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1039. - Yeah, information.
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1040. I'm lookin' for a...
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1041. Brooks, Reno.
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1042. B-R, double O, K-S.
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1043. I touched her breast.
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1044. She doesn't have any breasts.
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1045. No, it's a Haley Brooks.
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1046. All right, just give me all three.
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1047. All right.
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1048. Yeah, look, what I really
need here is an address.
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1049. Okay.
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1050. - Jimmy, time to get up.
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1051. Jimmy.
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1052. Jimmy?
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1053. - Corey!
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1054. - No.
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1055. Haley!
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1056. - What?
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1057. - Jimmy
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1058. Stop!
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1059. Wait!
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1060. Stop!
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1061. Jimmy!
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1062. Jimmy!
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1063. Hey!
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1064. - Wait!
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1065. - Jimmy
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1066. - He's gone.
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1067. He's gone, it's over!
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1068. - Just tell me the truth, Corey.
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1069. Did you really have a chance?
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1070. - Yeah.
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1071. No, I don't know.
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1072. Look.
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1073. I've never seen anyone better,
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1074. not even—
- Not even Lucas?
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1075. - Yeah.
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1076. Not even Lucas.
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1077. Hey, Where you goin'?
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1078. - You think I don't have friends?
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1079. I got friends.
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1080. - Friends?
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1081. Haley!
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1082. - Hey.
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1083. Hey!
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1084. Hey!
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1085. Sit down and shut up.
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1086. You just made me some money, space case.
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1087. Here.
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1088. Have a sucker.
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1089. Look.
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1090. Look, kid, you just do like
your Uncle Putnam tells ya,
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1091. or else it's gonna be
a very long ride home.
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1092. What the hell is that?
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1093. Hey!
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1094. What the hell are you doin'?
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1095. You're blockin' the road, guys.
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1096. Whoa!
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1097. All right.
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1098. I want all of your
driver's license numbers!
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1099. Every one of ya.
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1100. I want your driver's license numbers!
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1101. - So you touched her breasts, huh?
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1102. - Oh, my God.
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1103. All right.
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1104. All right.
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1105. Let's not lose our tempers.
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1106. It's very hot.
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1107. - Come on, Spanky.
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1108. Faster, faster!
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1109. - I'm already in a world of trouble
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1110. when ol' Pete find out I stole his rig.
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1111. Do you want me to get a ticket, too?
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1112. - Please, Spanky?
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1113. - All right!
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1114. LA, here we come.
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1115. Look out for the road hog!
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1116. Yahoo!
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1117. - Yahoo!
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1118. - Bye, Spanky.
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1119. Thanks for the ride.
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1120. - Bye, Spanky.
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1121. - Thanks, Spanky.
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1122. - Good luck, you guys-
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1123. - Excuse me.
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1124. Excuse me.
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1125. - Andy Panda!
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1126. Have you seen Woody Woodpecker?
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1127. - There it is.
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1128. - Whoa, what is this place?
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1129. - From three
finalists, one champion.
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1130. Who will survive?
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1131. Video Armageddon continues.
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1132. - All right, let's move
it, move it, move it, kid!
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1133. - Hi.
- Hey.
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1134. - Hi, we're here to register.
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1135. - Good.
- Yeah,
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1136. the name's Jimmy Woods.
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1137. - Woods!
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1138. Jimmy Woods!
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1139. - What game is it?
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1140. What game are they playing?
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1141. - Well, for the prelims
we're playing Ninja Gaiden!
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1142. - He knows Ninja Gaiden.
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1143. We're in!
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1144. That's great.
- You're in.
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1145. Fantastic.
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1146. Pin this to his back and
hustle it on in there.
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1147. You're blowin' it.
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1148. You're late.
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1149. Move it, move it, move it!
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1150. - And the
clock moves inexorably
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1151. towards the final conflict.
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1152. From three finalists, one champion.
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1153. Who will survive at Video Armageddon?
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1154. - Will you look at this?
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1155. - Oh.
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1156. Oh, here we go.
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1157. A winner here.
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1158. Let's go.
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1159. As the clock winds down, who will survive,
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1160. - Eight,
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1161. - Eight,
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1162. Seven,
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1163. six!
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1164. Five,
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1165. four,
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1166. three,
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1167. two,
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1168. one!
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1169. - We have a new winner, number 169!
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1170. - Number 169 is who we gotta beat.
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1171. Whoever it is, they're good.
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1172. - It's Lucas.
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1173. - Yeah.
- All right, Lucas.
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1174. - Yeah.
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1175. - Hey, It's the wizard.
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1176. - I brought my friends, too.
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1177. I wanted to show them perfection.
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1178. You know, I hope you don't get
nervous like last time, wiz.
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1179. We wouldn't want you to whiz on someone.
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1180. - Let's just hope it's you.
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1181. - Whoa.
- Come on, let's go.
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1182. - The final elimination round
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1183. of Video Armageddon.
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1184. - All right.
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1185. At last the final round.
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1186. Come up here, my little beauties.
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1187. - All right.
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1188. Okay, Jimmy, this is you.
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1189. This is you.
- Stay calm.
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1190. - Remember all the stuff
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1191. You learned.
- You know this game.
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1192. - Remember where to warp on the boards.
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1193. You remember?
- 27.
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1194. - Go, go get 'em.
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1195. Concentrate.
- Go.
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1196. - You can do it.
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1197. You can do it, Jimmy.
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1198. Just...
- Go on.
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1199. - Come up here, my little munchkins.
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1200. Get your little bottoms up here
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1201. as we move into the final,
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1202. and last, elimination round!
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1203. Come on.
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1204. They have 10 minutes!
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1205. Go!
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1206. Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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1207. - Go, go, go!
- Come on, go!
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1208. - He got it!
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1209. - All right!
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1210. Who is gonna win the 50,000 smackeroos?
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1211. Oh, terrific.
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1212. Whoa!
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1213. - 10,
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1214. nine,
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1215. eight,
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1216. seven,
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1217. Six!
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1218. Five,
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1219. four,
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1220. three,
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1221. two,
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1222. one!
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1223. - And now the judges tabulate
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1224. to reveal our three winning finalists!
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1225. Ladies and gentlemen, the winners are 169.
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1226. - Yeah!
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1227. - Number 169, Lucas Barton.
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1228. - You're out there.
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1229. I wonder where you'd all gone.
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1230. 255.
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1231. - Number 255, Mora Grissom.
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1232. - And 427!
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1233. - Number 427, Jimmy Woods.
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1234. - Jimmy
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1235. - Well, ladies, gentlemen,
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1236. children, siblings, animals,
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1237. this is the day that our three
contestants in 15 minutes
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1238. will fight for 50,000 smackeroos!
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1239. But now, I am really gonna brain you out!
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1240. They are gonna have to play a game
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1241. That they have never,
ever, ever played before.
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1242. - New game?
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1243. - In 15 minutes you get to your stations!
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1244. - What?
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1245. A new game?
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1246. You didn't say there'd be a new game!
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1247. - What the hell are you doing?
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1248. What do you want?
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1249. Get away!
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1250. Freak.
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1251. - Warning.
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1252. Video Armageddon will begin
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1253. in T-minus 15 minutes and counting.
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1254. - Putnam!
- Mr. Bateman.
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1255. - Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the road
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1256. for almost nine days now.
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1257. You said you'd have him back in hours.
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1258. - All right, look, I'm glad you're here.
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1259. I'm glad you made it.
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1260. He's here.
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1261. Believe me.
- Where?
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1262. - With all due respect, Mr. Bateman,
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1263. I've had a bitch of a
time, excuse my language,
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1264. and I'd rather not have
anything else go wrong.
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1265. - I mean, it's so unfair.
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1266. How can they give us a new game?
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1267. - Hey, Lucas, man, that was great.
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1268. You're gonna rip their gizzards out, man.
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1269. - Yeah, yeah, look, dork lips,
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1270. why don't you just make yourself useful
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1271. And get me a cold drink?
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1272. Hey.
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1273. Hey, you, you in the black shirt!
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1274. Up here!
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1275. Up on the steps!
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1276. Look!
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1277. Hey, you!
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1278. Up here!
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1279. Hey!
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1280. They're down there.
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1281. Over there!
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1282. Hey!
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1283. They're down there.
- It's him.
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1284. - It's Jimmy!
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1285. It's Jim...
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1286. - Run!
- Come on!
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1287. - Stop eating!
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1288. - Where are they goin'?
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1289. - Corey!
- Come on!
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1290. - Wait! Wait!
- Go, Jimmy, go!
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1291. Hurry up.
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1292. Close it!
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1293. - Hey, watch where you're goin'!
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1294. - Let me go, man!
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1295. Let me go!
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1296. Come here!
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1297. Stop those...
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1298. Get outta my way.
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1299. - Where's your mother?
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1300. - Come on, Jimmy!
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1301. Come on, hurry up.
- Wait a second.
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1302. There they go right there.
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1303. - Huh?
- Come on!
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1304. - Hey!
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1305. - Paul Meiner's next motion
picture "Mayhem in Monte Carlo,"
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1306. starring Zsa Zsa Gabor
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1307. and Pee-wee Herman in the romantic leads.
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1308. - What do we do, Corey?
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1309. What do we do?
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1310. - Come here!
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1311. Stop those kids!
- Come on.
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1312. Come on.
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1313. Come on, Haley!
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1314. - Give me the pail.
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1315. Jimmy, give me the pail.
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1316. - Stop those kids!
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1317. Come here!
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1318. - Hold this.
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1319. - The prop house over here,
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1320. where we contain most of the props.
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1321. - Oh, damn!
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1322. - Bastard!
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1323. What the hell do we do now?
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1324. Go this way, here.
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1325. - Come here!
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1326. Come here!
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1327. - Hey!
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1328. - Come here, you little freak!
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1329. - You maniac, what are you...
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1330. - Right there.
- Go, go!
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1331. - Get that kid!
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1332. Come here!
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1333. Come here!
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1334. Gotcha!
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1335. Come here!
- Get off me!
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1336. - Come on, come on!
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1337. - What are you...
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1338. Get off!
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1339. Ah!
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1340. - You all right?
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1341. - Please, sit down and have fun!
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1342. Just sit down and have fun, damn it!
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1343. - Are you okay?
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1344. Face all right?
- Yeah?
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1345. - Yeah, you sure?
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1346. - Come on.
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1347. Come on!
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1348. Okay.
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1349. Down here, down here.
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1350. - Hurry, Jimmy.
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1351. Hurry!
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1352. - Follow me, Jimmy.
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1353. Wrong way!
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1354. This way!
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1355. Over there, through the window.
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1356. Come on.
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1357. Come on, Jimmy.
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1358. Come on.
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1359. Where are we?
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1360. What is this? What is this?
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1361. - The contest is about to start.
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1362. - Wait a minute.
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1363. Haley, look down!
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1364. - Where is he?
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1365. Where's the little guy?
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1366. Where's the third?
- It's time to go.
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1367. - Woods, Woods.
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1368. - Warning.
- Where is he?
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1369. - I don't know.
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1370. There's your cue.
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1371. - The option to override
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1372. emergency destruct has now expired.
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1373. Video Armageddon will begin
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1374. in T-minus two minutes and counting.
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1375. - Our first contestant,
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1376. Mr. Lucas Barton from Nevada.
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1377. - Kick butt, Lucas!
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1378. - I love you, Lucas!
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1379. - Lucas!
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1380. Lucas!
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1381. - 90 seconds.
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1382. - Hey, hey, Lucas!
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1383. Lucas, tell 'em to wait!
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1384. Tell 'em we're here!
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1385. - Lucas!
- Lucas!
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1386. - He's coming!
- Go, run!
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1387. - Come on!
- Run!
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1388. - And our second contestant,
from the state of California,
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1389. the gorgeous Mora Grissom.
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1390. - 60 seconds.
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1391. - No!
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1392. - Come on!
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1393. Right here.
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1394. Come on, Jimmy!
- Go, go!
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1395. - Turn him over, you little snots!
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1396. He's mine.
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1397. - No,
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1398. - 50 seconds.
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1399. - Ha!
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1400. Stay back!
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1401. I'm a desperate man, I could do anything.
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1402. - Very cute.
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1403. I'm gonna get ya-
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1404. What the hell is that?
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1405. Hey!
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1406. - Bye!
- Come here!
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1407. - All right, Corey!
- God, I hate this job!
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1408. - 40 seconds.
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1409. - And our third contestant,
from the great state of Utah.
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1410. - 30 seconds.
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1411. Gimme, gimme, gimme,
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1412. Jimmy Woods!
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1413. - 19,
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1414. 18,
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1415. 17,
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1416. 16,
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1417. 15,
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1418. 14.
- Jimmy?
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1419. - 13.
- Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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1420. - 12.
- Woods!
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1421. - 11,
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1422. 10 seconds,
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1423. nine,
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1424. eight,
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1425. seven,
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1426. six!
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1427. Five.
- I give you.
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1428. - Four.
- Video.
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1429. - Three.
- Armageddon!
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1430. - Two, one, ignition.
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1431. - Hey, hey!
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1432. Ha-ha!
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1433. Ladies and gentlemen, we
have three contestants,
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1434. one, two, three!
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1435. So I give you
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1436. Super Mario Bros. 3!
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1437. To your stations!
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1438. You have 10 minutes,
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1439. and the player with the most points wins!
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1440. Go!
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1441. We enter world one.
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1442. - Lucas Barton, 1,300.
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1443. Jimmy Woods, 1,300.
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1444. Mora Grissom, 400.
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1445. - Come on, come on, come on!
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1446. Let's hear it from the rest of you!
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1447. You've got me!
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1448. Look at this!
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1449. - You can do it!
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1450. You can do it!
- Come on!
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1451. - Corey! Corey!
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1452. Jimmy, Jimmy!
- Yeah!
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1453. - He's a finalist!
- Uh-huh.
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1454. - Why didn't you tell me?
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1455. He's a finalist!
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1456. What, my son's a finalist.
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1457. Jimmy!
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1458. Watch the mushrooms!
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1459. - Lucas Barton, 16,900.
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1460. Jimmy Woods, 17,200.
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1461. Miss Mora Grissom, 14,900.
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1462. - Lucas, second.
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1463. Jimmy leads!
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1464. - He's doing it!
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1465. Faster!
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1466. Yahoo!
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1467. - He's a changed man, this guy.
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1468. - No kidding.
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1469. - Come on, shorty.
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1470. I love ya!
- All right.
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1471. Now stomp on 'em.
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1472. Get 'em!
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1473. Okay, now find a warp, Jimmy.
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1474. Find a warp!
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1475. If he finds a warp, he can jump worlds.
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1476. - Get it, Jimmy.
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1477. Go, go, go!
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1478. - Lucas Barton, 24,150.
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1479. Jimmy Woods, 26,340.
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1480. - Well, we got him cold now.
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1481. I flushed him out.
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1482. Course, we still have
a deal, Mrs. Bateman.
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1483. - Shut up!
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1484. - Oh, sure.
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1485. - Oh, no.
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1486. No!
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1487. - The Turtle hit him with his boomerang.
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1488. You're gonna have to start over, Jimmy.
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1489. Just stay calm, okay?
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1490. Stay calm!
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1491. - And Jimmy loses a life
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1492. and starts over in world two.
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1493. - Yeah.
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1494. - Lucas finishes world two.
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1495. And Mora finishes world two.
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1496. - Oh, no.
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1497. He's lost another guy!
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1498. He's gonna have to start all over again.
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1499. - Jimmy begins world two again.
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1500. - Lucas Barton, match.
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1501. 52,520.
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1502. - The star, Jimmy.
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1503. Get the star!
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1504. - Yeah!
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1505. - Jimmy finishes world two.
- I know you can do it.
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1506. Just go!
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1507. Just go!
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1508. - Jimmy Woods, match.
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1509. 50,270.
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1510. Lucas Barton, 59,080.
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1511. Jimmy Woods, 52,000.
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1512. Mora Grissom, 39,820.
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1513. - Jimmy's found
the secret passageway!
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1514. - That's the magic flute.
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1515. Use it!
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1516. Use it!
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1517. It opens the warp.
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1518. - Jimmy finds the warp zone!
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1519. - Yes!
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1520. Yes, he's found the warp!
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1521. - Jimmy Woods, 66,820.
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1522. Lucas Barton, 69,180.
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1523. Mora Grissom, 47,500.
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1524. - She's out!
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1525. She's out!
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1526. She's out!
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1527. - Game play will
terminate in T-minus 18.
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1528. - Score!
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1529. Score!
- Come on, Jimmy.
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1530. Score!
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1531. Score!
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1532. - 15,
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1533. 14,
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1534. 13,
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1535. 12,
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1536. 11.
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1537. - 10,
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1538. nine,
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1539. eight,
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1540. seven,
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1541. six.
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1542. - Get the star, Jimmy, the star!
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1543. - Three,
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1544. two,
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1545. one.
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1546. - The final scores are,
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1547. Jimmy Woods 81,520.
- Holy moly!
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1548. And the winner is Jimmy Woods from Utah!
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1549. - Yeah!
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1550. I know that kid!
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1551. Yeah!
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1552. Way to go!
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1553. - Yeah!
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1554. Yeah! Yeah!
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1555. - Well, it was pretty remarkable.
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1556. - Fornia.
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1557. California!
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1558. California!
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1559. - What's the matter with him?
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1560. - Just pull over.
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1561. Stay still, honey.
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1562. - California.
- It's okay.
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1563. Would you pull over?
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1564. - California!
- It's okay.
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1565. - He's pullin' over.
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1566. What the hell are they doin'?
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1567. - I don't know.
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1568. - Dad, pull over.
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1569. Well, go ahead, pull over!
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1570. - Jimmy!
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1571. - What's the problem?
- I don't know.
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1572. He's yelling California and...
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1573. - Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's okay.
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1574. - Jimmy?
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1575. Jimmy?
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1576. Jimmy.
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1577. - Where'd he go?
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1578. - Wait a minute.
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1579. Jimmy?
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1580. Jimmy.
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1581. Jimmy.
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1582. - Jennifer.
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1583. - What is this?
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1584. What's going on?
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1585. - It's all of us.
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1586. It was taken here.
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1587. Jimmy.
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1588. Jimmy, is this California?
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1589. I guess, he just wanted to leave her
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1590. in a place where she was happy.
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1591. I guess he wanted to say good-bye.
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1592. - Jim?
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1593. - Why don't you take our boys home, Sam?
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1594. We'll talk when we get back to town.
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1595. - Come on.
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1596. Let's go.
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