1. There's two boys
holdingCopy !req
2. Stars for the wishingCopy !req
3. Yeah, one boy's sure
One says, I don't knowCopy !req
4. But sometimes I feelCopy !req
5. We been missingCopy !req
6. Ooh, love I try
And away they goCopy !req
7. Oh, ohCopy !req
8. And this old townCopy !req
9. The wind starts blowingCopy !req
10. And the radio sings
the blues for freeCopy !req
11. Mmm, mmmCopy !req
12. We got the bottle downCopy !req
13. For soaking dreams, yeahCopy !req
14. And tears of a clown
Well, hey, that's meCopy !req
15. And hearts
that fall in twoCopy !req
16. Pretend they don't showCopy !req
17. Holding back the rainCopy !req
18. Baby, let it goCopy !req
19. You don't get much
without givingCopy !req
20. You don't get much
without givingCopy !req
21. Hey', hey, yeahCopy !req
22. Hey', hey, yeahCopy !req
23. Hey', hey, yeahCopy !req
24. Hey', hey, yeahCopy !req
25. You don't get muchCopy !req
26. You don't get muchCopy !req
27. Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
28. I found him.
I found him.Copy !req
29. His mother was right.Copy !req
30. He's about three miles south
of the old Butte Road.Copy !req
31. I got it.
On my way.Copy !req
32. Son.Copy !req
33. Son.Copy !req
34. Yeah, it's him all right.Copy !req
35. Whoa. Whoa, son. Now just where
do you think you're going, boy'?Copy !req
36. California.
Sure, kid.Copy !req
37. We all want to go
to California.Copy !req
38. My wife wants to go
to California.Copy !req
39. Joe. Come in, Joe.
You just stay put.Copy !req
40. Now what do you want
me to do with him?Copy !req
41. Take him to his
mother's place. She's remarried.Copy !req
42. Her name's Christine Bateman. She
lives on the south side of town.Copy !req
43. You got that?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.Copy !req
44. Okay, son, time to go.Copy !req
45. Upsy-daisy. Your mom's
waiting for you now.Copy !req
46. So, on these trips
that he takes,Copy !req
47. has he ever tried to see Corey
or Nick or his natural father?Copy !req
48. Christine!Copy !req
49. Oh, I'm sorry.
What did you say?Copy !req
50. Look, he just picks up his little
lunch pail... What is in that thing?Copy !req
51. And off he goes.Copy !req
52. I mean, he could go anywhere,
downtown, the canyons, the river.Copy !req
53. He doesn't go to the river. He
never even goes near the river.Copy !req
54. Okay. He stays away
from the river.Copy !req
55. But I'm telling you, anytime, I
mean, he could just pick up and go.Copy !req
56. The Happy Wanderer,Copy !req
57. at the stroke of midnight,
if he feels the urge,Copy !req
58. in the middle
of his Frosted Flakes.Copy !req
59. I got the neighborhood
on red alert,Copy !req
60. and I'm putting the cops
on overtime.Copy !req
61. Mr. Bateman!Copy !req
62. Though Jimmy is
a heavily traumatized boy,Copy !req
63. he has a certain fixation with
building, stacking things.Copy !req
64. These little monuments
he makes,Copy !req
65. I'd like to think
they mean something.Copy !req
66. I'd like to think that he's searching
for a way to express himself.Copy !req
67. But you don't.Copy !req
68. Look, we've been sending
this boy here for two years.Copy !req
69. I think it's time we started
exploring some, uh, alternatives.Copy !req
70. We're thinking about, uh, putting
him into an institution,Copy !req
71. a home.Copy !req
72. Is that something
original, Dad?Copy !req
73. I'm trying to cook you guys
a decent meal.Copy !req
74. You can't be living off
of burgers and pizza.Copy !req
75. It cannot possibly belong to one
of the four major food groups.Copy !req
76. It's a casserole, genius. Doesn't
it look like a casserole?Copy !req
77. Huh?Copy !req
78. We saw Jimmy
yesterday, Dad.Copy !req
79. Yeah?
So how is he?Copy !req
80. They're talking about
putting him in a home.Copy !req
81. That's Christine's decision. She
has custody now. You know that.Copy !req
82. Well, I'm, uh, I'm not really too hungry.
I'll grab some a little later.Copy !req
83. I wanna know about the pickup. I found
it this morning covered with mud.Copy !req
84. You took it again.Copy !req
85. Just gimme a break, please. This
has nothing to do with the pickup.Copy !req
86. It has everything
to do with it!Copy !req
87. I wanna know why you disobey me
when I give you a direct order.Copy !req
88. Why do you do this? They're
gonna put him in a home, Nick!Copy !req
89. He hasn't changed
ever since Jennifer.Copy !req
90. Dad! He doesn't do anything.
He doesn't say anything.Copy !req
91. What about it, man? What
about the rules around here?Copy !req
92. Don't call me "man,"
all right?Copy !req
93. - What? The pickup, the rules'? You
always do this. - Corey, come on.Copy !req
94. No, Dad, will you listen to me'? What,
you wanna see that happen? Huh'?Copy !req
95. You wanna see 'em put Jimmy in a home'?
Corey...Copy !req
96. Fine, Dad. Just because he's our half
brother, he doesn't matter, right'?Copy !req
97. Cor...Copy !req
98. Huh?Copy !req
99. Enjoy your casserole.Copy !req
100. Ooh.Copy !req
101. Corey?
Leave me alone.Copy !req
102. Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
It's been two years.Copy !req
103. Yeah, what do you care?Copy !req
104. Why don't you and I just go over to the Dairy
Queen, huh'? We'll kick back a couple.Copy !req
105. Come on, it's on me.
No.Copy !req
106. You didn't even care about him
when you had the chance.Copy !req
107. All you care about
is yourself.Copy !req
108. What bothers me is that you
seem to have no respect for meCopy !req
109. or no appreciation
for living in this house!Copy !req
110. What do you care
about what I do anyway?Copy !req
111. Jimmy's in a home
and you don't care.Copy !req
112. If Mom was still alive,
she'd be...Copy !req
113. - Don't you tell me what I care about,
young man. - You don't care about us!Copy !req
114. You steal my pickup and now
you're drinking, and I don't like it!Copy !req
115. You have no sense of
responsibility for this house!Copy !req
116. I do.Copy !req
117. For you to carry out
the trash is a big deal!Copy !req
118. South Dakota.Copy !req
119. Wash my truck every
once in a while. Arkansas.Copy !req
120. Nebraska.Copy !req
121. California.Copy !req
122. Come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
123. Jimmy.Copy !req
124. Jimmy, we're gonna
do a little traveling,Copy !req
125. just you and me.Copy !req
126. What do you think?Copy !req
127. California?Copy !req
128. Yeah.Copy !req
129. Yeah, California.Copy !req
130. Come on.Copy !req
131. Do you like chocolate?
Yeah.Copy !req
132. Good.
Get in.Copy !req
133. You understand, Mr. Woods, we don't have
the manpower to be pursuing runaways,Copy !req
134. even if the one boy
is handicapped.Copy !req
135. Hey, look, he's not handicapped.
Whatever he is.Copy !req
136. They were seen
hopping a truck.Copy !req
137. Uh, can we get to the, uh,
the point here?Copy !req
138. Woods, your son, Corey,
has taken Jimmy.Copy !req
139. They're both my sons.Copy !req
140. Oh. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
141. For the record, your two sons, one of
whom I am legally responsible for,Copy !req
142. have decided
to eat their way across...Copy !req
143. I don't see why we're standing
here talking about it.Copy !req
144. Because you are
missing the point.Copy !req
145. I have an obligation to
the welfare of this child.Copy !req
146. I have to see that he is returned here
for the kind of treatment he needs.Copy !req
147. Now, granted,
the police are looking.Copy !req
148. We've hired someone
to find him.Copy !req
149. Mr. Putnam.Copy !req
150. Mr. Putnam retrieves
runaways professionally.Copy !req
151. He's going to
bring back Jimmy.Copy !req
152. What about Corey?Copy !req
153. Well, Corey, uh, wants
to run away, doesn't he?Copy !req
154. I mean, even if we brought him
back, would it do any good'?Copy !req
155. You know, Bateman, I, uh, I
always knew that you were a jerk.Copy !req
156. I just, until now, thought
it was guilt by association.Copy !req
157. Pop.
What?Copy !req
158. I want to go with you. Forget it. You
can get a ride back with Bateman.Copy !req
159. I don't think so.
Uh, Mr. Woods. Excuse me.Copy !req
160. Just so you know, I make my
money by bringing kids in,Copy !req
161. and I don't make it if someone else
brings the kid in first. Uh...Copy !req
162. You catch my drift?Copy !req
163. So let's not be getting
in my way, okay?Copy !req
164. Have a nice day.Copy !req
165. We better drop by the house,
pick up some clothes.Copy !req
166. End of the
line, Ben? Yeah, it's my last stop.Copy !req
167. Come on.Copy !req
168. Do you have to make
such a pig out of yourself?Copy !req
169. Come on.Copy !req
170. Stay there.Copy !req
171. Hey! Jimmy!Copy !req
172. Hey, wait up!Copy !req
173. How about that cupcake?
We got plenty of Twinkies.Copy !req
174. Personally, I'm a Ho Ho man myself.
How about you?Copy !req
175. Okay.
So, according to thisCopy !req
176. we're in Goblin Valley.Copy !req
177. Great.Copy !req
178. I mean, I mean, I mean, it couldn't
be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley.Copy !req
179. Goblin Valley.Copy !req
180. Why not Ax Murderer's Valley?Copy !req
181. Great.Copy !req
182. There's a bench outside. The bus'll be
here any minute. Stay here for a minute.Copy !req
183. Well, go ahead. Play.Copy !req
184. Two tickets
to California, please.Copy !req
185. You got someplace
specific in mind,Copy !req
186. or would you just like
to be dumped at the border?Copy !req
187. Is Los Angeles
specific enough?Copy !req
188. That's $226.Copy !req
189. Well, we only have $27.30.
Where does that get us?Copy !req
190. Nowhere. It's $34
just to St. George, Utah.Copy !req
191. That's it?Copy !req
192. Hey, Sootty, some of those
high school kids are up on the ridgeCopy !req
193. throwing rocks
at the highway again.Copy !req
194. Chase 'em on home,
will you? Over.Copy !req
195. 50,000? You got 50,000
on Double Dragon?Copy !req
196. Hey, Chester.
Hi, Mike.Copy !req
197. Here's Mrs. Johnson's
complaints this month.Copy !req
198. Not again.Copy !req
199. How'd you do it'? You
only played for five minutes.Copy !req
200. How the hell did you get 50,000 on Double
Dragon?Copy !req
201. I never got 50,000 on Double Dragon.
How'd you do it'?Copy !req
202. Hi. I'm Haley.Copy !req
203. If you don't tell me what
you're doing, I'm gonna scream.Copy !req
204. Uh, could you
scream quietly?Copy !req
205. What, do you think
I'm stupid?Copy !req
206. I saw you look
at that cop.Copy !req
207. What's his problem?Copy !req
208. He's just shy.Copy !req
209. - Shy a few bricks I'd say.
- No, he's okay.Copy !req
210. He just kicked ass
on Double Dragon.Copy !req
211. Get out of here. Him?Copy !req
212. Yeah. He could wax your tail.
No way.Copy !req
213. Wanna bet?
How much?Copy !req
214. $6.70.Copy !req
215. I don't have $6.70.Copy !req
216. Well, that's okay, 'cause, uh,
you got a bus ticket.Copy !req
217. You could cash it in.Copy !req
218. Let's see him beat that.Copy !req
219. Come on, Jimmy.Copy !req
220. Come on.Copy !req
221. What is he, some kind
of freak or something?Copy !req
222. That's it.Copy !req
223. Hey!Copy !req
224. Two tickets to St. George.
You conned me.Copy !req
225. I didn't. I won the bet.
Give me that money.Copy !req
226. Great! Great.Copy !req
227. Now I'm stuck here.Copy !req
228. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
229. Hmm?Copy !req
230. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
231. Oh! What is that,
doughnuts?Copy !req
232. Yeah. So'?Copy !req
233. It's disgusting.Copy !req
234. From the guy who steals
my pickup and stays up drinking,Copy !req
235. the guy with the foul mouth,
that's a compliment.Copy !req
236. Where are we?
Oh!Copy !req
237. We were supposed
to be heading west.Copy !req
238. That's the direction
the cupcake truck went.Copy !req
239. We're heading west.Copy !req
240. Wait a second. We're not heading west.
We're heading south.Copy !req
241. What the hell
have you been doing?Copy !req
242. I've been driving
the whole damn night.Copy !req
243. I must have stopped 5O times and asked
about where those kids are. Come on.Copy !req
244. Jeez.Copy !req
245. We're on the other side of the
canyons, man. Turn around.Copy !req
246. Gimme that thing.Copy !req
247. Pop! Pop!
Huh'?Copy !req
248. Get over!Copy !req
249. What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
250. Look at him. He's making the
jump, it's his second time through,Copy !req
251. and he hasn't even
taken a hit yet.Copy !req
252. He's a wizard.Copy !req
253. So he can play Ninja Gaiden?
So what?Copy !req
254. So I got an idea.Copy !req
255. If he can beat me, why can't
he beat any old video head?Copy !req
256. We could pick up
some loose change.Copy !req
257. Are you kidding me?
That's warped.Copy !req
258. The kid's a natural. A genius. A pro.
He picks it up like lint.Copy !req
259. Why do you want to
haul him off to California?Copy !req
260. California.Copy !req
261. I got it.Copy !req
262. You want to go
to California,Copy !req
263. and you want to prove that Jimmy
doesn't belong in a home.Copy !req
264. Do you think they'd put him
in a home after he'd won this?Copy !req
265. A video game contest?Copy !req
266. - Haley, he's...
- He's what?Copy !req
267. Too crazy?
Too stupid?Copy !req
268. He's sure not the genius you are, trying
to get to California on 27 bucks.Copy !req
269. You don't believe
in him yourself.Copy !req
270. What does this matter
to you anyway?Copy !req
271. It's a business deal.Copy !req
272. If I can get you to California
and he wins, we split the money.Copy !req
273. Do you think I'd hang around
a pair like you for my health?Copy !req
274. Hey, sweetheart,
I'm looking for some kids.Copy !req
275. Pop, I'm starving!
We'll get 'em in the next town.Copy !req
276. Whoo!Copy !req
277. Hey! Now I warned you!
This is my living!Copy !req
278. Didn't I tell you
this was my living, huh?Copy !req
279. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
280. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
281. All right. All right,
there's no cause to get crazy.Copy !req
282. It's very hot.Copy !req
283. This is a professional matter.Copy !req
284. Yeah!Copy !req
285. Huh?Copy !req
286. I don't appreciate this, Woods! You
got no class! No class at all!Copy !req
287. So, uh, now that we're here, you want
to go grab a bite to eat or what?Copy !req
288. We gotta plan a strategy.Copy !req
289. Lucky for you I know this highway like the
back of my hands. My dad's a trucker.Copy !req
290. Yeah?Copy !req
291. Yeah. He makes a weekly run between
Reno and Kansas City.Copy !req
292. That's where I live, Reno. You gotta
be very adult to live in Reno.Copy !req
293. It's the world's
biggest little city.Copy !req
294. Oh.Copy !req
295. Haley, are you sure
about these guys?Copy !req
296. Oh, don't you worry about them.
I'm telling you, I know truckers.Copy !req
297. They got a code.
A code?Copy !req
298. My dad sent me home early.
He likes me to watch the house.Copy !req
299. We got a really, really nice house.
Yeah?Copy !req
300. Where's your mom?
She packed it in.Copy !req
301. She was a showgirl.Copy !req
302. Great legs.Copy !req
303. I got her legs. What do you think?Copy !req
304. Okay, we gotta pool our money.
What do you got left?Copy !req
305. Um,Copy !req
306. $21.Copy !req
307. I got 87 from the bus ticket.Copy !req
308. - Oh, is this Reno?
- No, stupid.Copy !req
309. Well, you said it was the
world's biggest little city.Copy !req
310. I thought maybe I missed it.Copy !req
311. What are you doing? Let go of...
Corey, take the money!Copy !req
312. Haley!
Hang onto her, Larry!Copy !req
313. Jimmy, stay there! Stay there, Jimmy!
Look out, kid.Copy !req
314. Listen, kid,
all we want is the cash.Copy !req
315. Hey, stay away from me!Copy !req
316. You smell like... I'll get...Copy !req
317. Hey! Hey,
this is our money!Copy !req
318. Hey, this is our money!
It's our money! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
319. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
320. Well, that's some code
they got.Copy !req
321. You don't have my size?Copy !req
322. I don't care what brand it is,
just something to get me going.Copy !req
323. In your size,
with your price,Copy !req
324. all I got is these retreads,
which would be old whitewalls.Copy !req
325. Whitewalls?Copy !req
326. What the hell is that? Oh,
it's Corey's old video game.Copy !req
327. I found it in the back
of the pickup truck.Copy !req
328. I thought
the old one was broken?Copy !req
329. It was.
I fixed it.Copy !req
330. You fixed it?Copy !req
331. And you just hook it up?
You don't ask?Copy !req
332. It's not like I'm cutting tags off of
mattresses, Pop. It's just a video game.Copy !req
333. You oughta know.
You bought it for him.Copy !req
334. Thanks.
Thanks.Copy !req
335. Where are we'? Does it matter?
We're broke.Copy !req
336. Oh, yeah, you're telling me! You're
the one with all the trucker friends.Copy !req
337. The one who knows
all the codes.Copy !req
338. I got you this far, didn't I'? Oh,
I don't even know where "this" is!Copy !req
339. A lot of faith you got.
Oh, will you stop, Haley?Copy !req
340. I mean, we don't have any money.
Aren't you just a little scared'?Copy !req
341. I don't get scared!Copy !req
342. Now give me the 4 bucks
you're holding out on.Copy !req
343. What?
You flashed 21,Copy !req
344. you stashed 4
from the change at lunch.Copy !req
345. They didn't get it 'cause
you put it in your shorts.Copy !req
346. Now dish it up!Copy !req
347. You're getting awful personal,
you know.Copy !req
348. What are you doing?Copy !req
349. We've gotta find someone
dumb enough to sucker.Copy !req
350. And seeing how it's too warped
for you, I guess it's up to me.Copy !req
351. Wait a minute.
That's my 4 dollars.Copy !req
352. All right, now pay attention.
You might learn something here.Copy !req
353. Hey, I could beat you the way
you're going now. Oh, there you go.Copy !req
354. Perfect. They're salesmen.
Wait here.Copy !req
355. That's great. That's looking great.
That's far out. Great.Copy !req
356. That was a good one.
Good shot. Good. Good.Copy !req
357. - Not bad. Not bad.
- Thanks.Copy !req
358. You got some skill.
Some? What do you mean some?Copy !req
359. Oh, myself? No.
Not a challenge.Copy !req
360. Now my brother over here,
now he could beat you.Copy !req
361. Oh, go on.Copy !req
362. You're a monster, Jimmy. You snaked 'em.
Didn't he snake 'em'?Copy !req
363. Look at him.
He's smiling.Copy !req
364. You like this,
Jimmy, don't you?Copy !req
365. Yeah, we're on our way, Jimmy boy.
We're on our way.Copy !req
366. Geez, it's gonna be night.
I got an idea.Copy !req
367. What?
Follow me.Copy !req
368. What?
You'll see.Copy !req
369. I've spent plenty of nights
with my dad in these things.Copy !req
370. What, do you travel all
over with your dad'? If I want.Copy !req
371. He takes me across country
in summer when school's out.Copy !req
372. But sometimes he sends me
back early 'cause...Copy !req
373. 'Cause he don't want my whole
life to be on the road, you know?Copy !req
374. Yeah, well, don't you
have any friends?Copy !req
375. I got tons of friends.Copy !req
376. I got so many friends I don't
have room for any more.Copy !req
377. Sure.Copy !req
378. Well, don't you ever get, uh,
scared traveling all by yourself?Copy !req
379. I told you.
I don't get scared.Copy !req
380. Never?Copy !req
381. Okay, we have $47.12,Copy !req
382. which I think we can double, maybe
triple, by the time we get to Reno.Copy !req
383. Now, look. I got these Power
magazines to help Jimmy,Copy !req
384. so we can teach him the
secret tricks in each game.Copy !req
385. Do you believe
in heaven aboveCopy !req
386. Do you believe in loveCopy !req
387. Don't tell a lie
Don't be false or untrueCopy !req
388. It all comes back to youCopy !req
389. Open fire
on my burning heartCopy !req
390. I've never been
luckyinloveCopy !req
391. My defenses are down
A kiss or a frownCopy !req
392. I can't survive on my ownCopy !req
393. If a girl walks in and
carves her name in my heartCopy !req
394. I'll turn and run awayCopy !req
395. Every day
we've all been led astrayCopy !req
396. It's hard to be
luckyinloveCopy !req
397. It gets in your eyes
It's making you cryCopy !req
398. Don't know what to do
Don't know what to doCopy !req
399. You're looking for love
Calling heaven aboveCopy !req
400. Send me an angelCopy !req
401. Send me an angelCopy !req
402. Right nowCopy !req
403. Right nowCopy !req
404. Send me an angelCopy !req
405. Send me an angelCopy !req
406. Right nowCopy !req
407. Hey, owns,
have you seen these kids?Copy !req
408. Right nowCopy !req
409. Empty dreams
can only disappointCopy !req
410. In a room
behind your smileCopy !req
411. But don't give up
Don't give upCopy !req
412. You can be lucky in loveCopy !req
413. It gets in your eyes
It's making you cryCopy !req
414. Don't know what to do
Don't know what to doCopy !req
415. Looking for love
Calling heaven aboveCopy !req
416. Send me an angelCopy !req
417. Send me an angelCopy !req
418. Right nowCopy !req
419. Right nowCopy !req
420. Send me an angelCopy !req
421. Send me an angelCopy !req
422. Right nowCopy !req
423. Hi.Copy !req
424. Hey, turn that garbage down!Copy !req
425. Idiots.Copy !req
426. 470,000 and climbing
on F-1 Dream.Copy !req
427. What is this kid,
some kinda cyborg?Copy !req
428. Sorry, wart-face, but, uh,
first you play, then you pay.Copy !req
429. Hey, Hey',
hey, hey!Copy !req
430. Who you calling wartface,
weenie, huh?Copy !req
431. Hey, hey! What's going on over there?
The three of you, huh'?Copy !req
432. What'd I tell you about roughhousing
in here? I gotta spell it out!Copy !req
433. Roger!
Roger, it's them again!Copy !req
434. I got video monsters.
I got movie monsters.Copy !req
435. I got graffiti-on-the-wall monsters!
I hate this place!Copy !req
436. He's good,
but he'd never beat Lucas.Copy !req
437. Lucas?Copy !req
438. Nobody's better than Lucas.Copy !req
439. Lucas is awesome.Copy !req
440. Oh, really? And, uh, where
might we find this Lucas?Copy !req
441. So, you the wizard?Copy !req
442. No, he is.Copy !req
443. This guy'? I don't get it. Is he,
like, a poster child for someone?Copy !req
444. For your information,
butt-head,Copy !req
445. he's headed for the video
championships in Los Angeles.Copy !req
446. Oh. Is that right?Copy !req
447. Well, let's just see how good
he is, then. Guys?Copy !req
448. Pick any game you want.Copy !req
449. I'm good at all of them.
I have 97 of them.Copy !req
450. You know
all 97 of them?Copy !req
451. What is that?Copy !req
452. I don't know.Copy !req
453. The Power Glove.Copy !req
454. Geez.Copy !req
455. I love the Power Glove.
It's so bad.Copy !req
456. Yeah, well, uh, just keep your
power gloves off her, pal, huh?Copy !req
457. Go ahead, Jimmy,
show 'em what you got.Copy !req
458. Go ahead.Copy !req
459. Hey! Hey, Jimmy!Copy !req
460. By the way, I'm headed
to the championships, too.Copy !req
461. Hey. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
462. Oh, come on.Copy !req
463. I want to get an early start
in the morning.Copy !req
464. Huh?Copy !req
465. I know that this is,
um, not a good thing.Copy !req
466. Hmm? What's that?Copy !req
467. Corey and Jimmy
running off, but, uh...Copy !req
468. I just want to let
you know that...Copy !req
469. I'm glad that I'm here.Copy !req
470. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
471. You remember all those trips
we used to take every year?Copy !req
472. Go to the ocean.Copy !req
473. California.Copy !req
474. That was great. We'd stop at every
cornball tourist trap along the way.Copy !req
475. Yeah. That's the best
I remember us all.Copy !req
476. Yeah.Copy !req
477. Jennifer was a kick, huh?Copy !req
478. She and Jimmy together,
they'd both go nuts.Copy !req
479. Oh. I'm tired, Nick.
It's late.Copy !req
480. What the hell
am I doing here?Copy !req
481. I'm sleeping with my father
in some dump on the highway.Copy !req
482. Hell, you don't
want me here.Copy !req
483. Jesus! We can't even
talk to each other!Copy !req
484. You're in your underwear!Copy !req
485. I can't believe it! I cannot
even speak to my own father!Copy !req
486. Mr. Cheapskate, he gets us a room
that does not even have double beds.Copy !req
487. Aw, come on. I gotta get some sleep.
So sleep.Copy !req
488. You really play this thing, huh?
That's right.Copy !req
489. What's that one called?Copy !req
490. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Copy !req
491. Doesn't take much intelligence
to play that game, does it?Copy !req
492. You should know.Copy !req
493. Oh! Oh, shit!Copy !req
494. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
495. I don't believe this.Copy !req
496. I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat
Mechaturtle at the end of level three.Copy !req
497. You got the scroll weapon?
Yeah.Copy !req
498. He's losing his mind.Copy !req
499. Come on, come on.Copy !req
500. Jimmy?Copy !req
501. What's wrong?Copy !req
502. Jimmy?Copy !req
503. Jimmy.Copy !req
504. No, Jimmy.Copy !req
505. What's the matter?
I... I don't know.Copy !req
506. He, he builds these things.Copy !req
507. It means
he hasn't gotten better.Copy !req
508. Listen, Jimmy,
you lost yesterday.Copy !req
509. That was one loss.
One guy.Copy !req
510. Will you listen to me?Copy !req
511. See, this is what
he does all day. Nothing.Copy !req
512. Dang, we've come
all this way.Copy !req
513. Jimmy.Copy !req
514. Jimmy.Copy !req
515. That wasn't nothing.Copy !req
516. It's me, Corey.Copy !req
517. That's what it is.
He's jealous.Copy !req
518. Jealous?
Over you?Copy !req
519. Geez, Corey,
you're so thick!Copy !req
520. You're all he's got.
Don't you understand that?Copy !req
521. Aw, you're crazy. He doesn't
even figure that way.Copy !req
522. And what if he does?Copy !req
523. And what if
you do?Copy !req
524. Do what?Copy !req
525. You know what.Copy !req
526. It ain't like I need
you weasels, you know?Copy !req
527. And you don't have to
be acting like you need me.Copy !req
528. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
529. Yesterday, with Lucas, like I
was something special to you.Copy !req
530. Look, Haley, all I said... I told
you, this is a business deal.Copy !req
531. I'm not gonna be responsible for
making him more of a basket case!Copy !req
532. It's them.
The guys from the arcade.Copy !req
533. Corey,
we gotta get out of here.Copy !req
534. Come on.
We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
535. Come on, Jimmy.
Come on.Copy !req
536. No, Jimmy! Come on, Jimmy!
Come on!Copy !req
537. Hey, boy! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
538. Hey, you little jerk! You took
us for 20 bucks last night.Copy !req
539. Yeah, what of it?Copy !req
540. You didn't tell us this mutant
was some kind of pro.Copy !req
541. Pro? My grandmother
could have taken you.Copy !req
542. Let's just dish it up,
all right, smart-ass?Copy !req
543. Hey, it was a fair bet.Copy !req
544. Let's see what the little mutanfs got.Copy !req
545. Hey, leave him alone!
Give it back to him!Copy !req
546. What the hell is this?Copy !req
547. Corey, give them the money.Copy !req
548. Yeah.Copy !req
549. This is
for interest, dork.Copy !req
550. You go ahead and you
have yourself a nice day.Copy !req
551. Thanks, kids.
Whoo!Copy !req
552. Thanks for the hat,
moron!Copy !req
553. Jennifer.Copy !req
554. What are they?Copy !req
555. I always wondered
what he had in that thing.Copy !req
556. It was her.Copy !req
557. She was
his twin sister.Copy !req
558. They got down by the river,
Jimmy and her,Copy !req
559. and somehow
Jennifer got too close.Copy !req
560. Jimmy couldn't swim,
so he was afraid.Copy !req
561. It was weird,Copy !req
562. 'cause she didn't go
downstream at all.Copy !req
563. She just diedCopy !req
564. in a few feet of water
right in front of him.Copy !req
565. It was really hard
for Jimmy.Copy !req
566. And for Nick.Copy !req
567. Who's Nick?Copy !req
568. My brother.Copy !req
569. He was supposed to be
watching them for Christine.Copy !req
570. Nick and Christine
didn't get along too well.Copy !req
571. Because Christine was my dad's
second wife, Jimmy and Jennifer,Copy !req
572. we were their half brothers, but
Christine didn't really see it that way.Copy !req
573. After Jennifer died, well,Copy !req
574. everything just fell apart.Copy !req
575. Where are you going?Copy !req
576. Where are you going?Copy !req
577. I'm gonna go find a telephone
and call my dad.Copy !req
578. You're quitting? You can't quit.
Not now.Copy !req
579. Look, the contest
is in three days,Copy !req
580. and he hasn't even learned
half the games Lucas has.Copy !req
581. I mean, look at him.
It's over, Haley.Copy !req
582. You're a quitter, Corey. And I
don't care if you did like me.Copy !req
583. Your attitude sucks.Copy !req
584. You wanted me
to like you?Copy !req
585. Not anymore.Copy !req
586. Great.Copy !req
587. Corey,
I don't wanna quit.Copy !req
588. Jimmy! Jimmy! You want to play'?Copy !req
589. He wants to play! We're
not quitting here, okay?Copy !req
590. All right, I'm looking
for a couple of kids.Copy !req
591. This one's a mental case.
Have you seen 'em?Copy !req
592. Does he dress like you?
No.Copy !req
593. Well, then he couldn't be too
much of a case, all right'?Copy !req
594. That's very funny.Copy !req
595. All right, now listen up, fruit fly.
It's time to get real.Copy !req
596. Two kids, one is nine, one is
13, there's a girl with 'emCopy !req
597. and they've been hanging out in arcades.
Have you seen them?Copy !req
598. I wouldn't tell you
if I knew.Copy !req
599. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
600. That son of a bitch!Copy !req
601. Oh, geez! What the hell
are you doing? God!Copy !req
602. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
603. Sorry about that.
Woods! You maniac!Copy !req
604. I'm gonna sue! Do you hear me'? I'm
gonna sue your ass when this is over!Copy !req
605. You make money off little
kids, you miserable jerk!Copy !req
606. You oughta be shot!Copy !req
607. What are you doing?Copy !req
608. Do you want some more, huh? I don't
think he does. He's had plenty.Copy !req
609. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
610. I told you to
stay out of my way, Woods!Copy !req
611. You chickenshit!Copy !req
612. AW, hell.Copy !req
613. Corey.Copy !req
614. So this is
where you live.Copy !req
615. It's got some charm,
you think?Copy !req
616. Okay. We got three days
to get him goodCopy !req
617. at every game they could
possibly throw at him.Copy !req
618. Are you kidding me'? I mean, there
must be 7O games he's never played.Copy !req
619. Trust me.Copy !req
620. Now look. This is gonna
take a lot of quarters.Copy !req
621. I gotta find someone,
a friend of my dad's.Copy !req
622. He's a trucker.
His name is Spanky.Copy !req
623. The pass line!Copy !req
624. Spanky, the pass line!
The pass line!Copy !req
625. Pay 12. Pass 12.
5 on the pass line.Copy !req
626. It's coming out again.
Do or don't pass.Copy !req
627. Oh, craps 12!Copy !req
628. Once more! Once more!Copy !req
629. On the pass line.Copy !req
630. Winner! Seven!Copy !req
631. Put it on the field!
Put it on the field!Copy !req
632. On the field. Put it on the field.
Put it on the field.Copy !req
633. Coming out again. They're
coming out. Watch your hands.Copy !req
634. Nine!
Whoo! All right!Copy !req
635. Okay, hard eight.
Spanky, hard eight.Copy !req
636. I want a hard eight.
Hard eight.Copy !req
637. Hard eight for the money.Copy !req
638. Hard eight. Need a hard eight.
Coming in.Copy !req
639. Roll that eight now.
Eight's the line.Copy !req
640. Winner!Copy !req
641. We won!
Whoo!Copy !req
642. We won?Copy !req
643. Haley, we won?Copy !req
644. What'd I do'? What'd I do'?
Get outta here.Copy !req
645. Can't be betting
with kids.Copy !req
646. 400 bucks.
We're in fat city!Copy !req
647. Oh, and, Spank,Copy !req
648. here's your 10.Copy !req
649. 10 bucks?Copy !req
650. Thanks.Copy !req
651. Okay, level seven?
Let me get my book.Copy !req
652. Hi. This is Karen,
Nintendo gameplay counselor.Copy !req
653. We have new games.Copy !req
654. All you gotta do is wait until
the thing lights up. Uh-huh.Copy !req
655. Here you go. Updates.Copy !req
656. Nintendo Game Playing, this is Rick.
How can I help you?Copy !req
657. Hi. My name is Haley,Copy !req
658. and I've got a wizard who's going all the
way to the championships in Los Angeles.Copy !req
659. Isthatso? All I
need is a little help.Copy !req
660. Okay, let's start
with Simon's Quest.Copy !req
661. Okay, now where exactly
are you in the game?Copy !req
662. Candy bars,
bubble gum, licorice.Copy !req
663. Hey, babe.Copy !req
664. And, uh,
keep the change.Copy !req
665. Hey, not bad. Not bad.Copy !req
666. Okay. Wait, can you say that
one more time?Copy !req
667. Now, watch out
for those flying fireballs.Copy !req
668. All right. Good.Copy !req
669. Get that. Get that.
Over there. Over there.Copy !req
670. I know I have it
around here somewhere...Copy !req
671. Uh, I mean, that's right here.Copy !req
672. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
673. Next.Copy !req
674. Super Mario Bros. 2.Copy !req
675. Then you're starting out
from dungeon square two.Copy !req
676. No. Mrs. Bateman, as soon as I know where
they are, you'll be the first to know.Copy !req
677. Mrs. Bateman, you forgot to tell me
that your ex-husband is a maniac.Copy !req
678. You know, children are one thing,
but with maniacs, I get more.Copy !req
679. No, they're crisscrossing around the state.
They're playing video games.Copy !req
680. No... Yeah, I don't...
Oh, shit!Copy !req
681. Good, you see?
The best food at the airport.Copy !req
682. They'd never come
to a place like this.Copy !req
683. What the hell's
wrong with this place?Copy !req
684. No... Mrs. Bateman, I'm gonna
have to call you back.Copy !req
685. H9)'-Copy !req
686. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
687. You wanna make a quick 50?Copy !req
688. If you have to,
we'll get it to go.Copy !req
689. I don't wanna
get that to go.Copy !req
690. Hi. Cream soda, with some
fries, please, medium. To go.Copy !req
691. No, no. Not to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
692. We're sitting here.
Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
693. I'm looking for two kids, one about
this tall, the other one about here.Copy !req
694. The hat.Copy !req
695. Mister,
we got 'em in all sizes.Copy !req
696. Excuse me.Copy !req
697. Excuse me. Mind if I ask you
where you got that hat?Copy !req
698. Yeah, I mind.Copy !req
699. I got it from a moron.Copy !req
700. What's that?Copy !req
701. Nice hat.Copy !req
702. Where'd you get
that hat, huh?Copy !req
703. Couple of kids.Copy !req
704. They owed me some cash.Copy !req
705. Uh-huh.
Where'd they go?Copy !req
706. Who knows?Copy !req
707. Hey! I'll tell you
where they were going.Copy !req
708. Where?Copy !req
709. Los Angeles! What kind of a
crazy idea has that kid got'?Copy !req
710. We're 500 miles
from Los Angeles. Huh?Copy !req
711. Uh, Pop?Copy !req
712. I'm gonna
go have a seat.Copy !req
713. Shit.Copy !req
714. Haley.
Ah. Okay.Copy !req
715. Here you go, Jim.
CountingRampage andDr. Chaos,Copy !req
716. we have 72 out of 97, three of which
he's had a little trouble with,Copy !req
717. so we have, uh,
28 more to go.Copy !req
718. In one day?Copy !req
719. Those look really bad, Corey. They look
really bad. How do these look bad'?Copy !req
720. These are classic. Because we
don't need any of that stuff.Copy !req
721. Yes, we do. Now look. Look at this.
Look at this.Copy !req
722. What? A jacket?
Look at this jacket.Copy !req
723. Look at the design... We got plenty
of clothes. We need entertainment.Copy !req
724. We need toys, entertainment,
like, look...Copy !req
725. These are perfect entertainment. Look
what I got for him. Peek-a-boo Peepers.Copy !req
726. Look, they're weighted,
so they can put them inCopy !req
727. your soup, or, like,
you know, your friend's soup.Copy !req
728. You can do everything with these things.
What do you...Copy !req
729. Jimmy, you're such a dork.Copy !req
730. Look, Mrs. Bateman, I got
it from this snot named Lucas.Copy !req
731. They're headed for this big video
championship in Los Angeles.Copy !req
732. No! Don't meet me there. I'll have
'em before you ever get there.Copy !req
733. Mrs. Bateman? Mrs. Bateman!Copy !req
734. The guy said, "Take it," so I took it.
How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
735. I mean,
it looked like a wreck.Copy !req
736. Unfortunately,
we started stripping it.Copy !req
737. Hey, buddy, you seen these kids?
Anybody?Copy !req
738. Hey, we're trying to play craps here.
Oh, forget it.Copy !req
739. Six! Six!Copy !req
740. Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for a couple
of kids, this one right here in particular.Copy !req
741. Have you seen him? I know
they're around here. No.Copy !req
742. No?
No.Copy !req
743. Hey, look what I can do.Copy !req
744. Nope.Copy !req
745. Can I help you?Copy !req
746. Uh, yeah,
I'd like a light...Copy !req
747. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
748. I'm looking for my lost son.
He's, uh, handicapped.Copy !req
749. He's been missing fully...
Hey! You!Copy !req
750. Hey! I got him! I got him!Copy !req
751. Where is he?
Where's who?Copy !req
752. Don't give me any lip, you snot! I've
been following you across two states.Copy !req
753. I'm being paid to bring your little
brainless brother back. Now point him out!Copy !req
754. Mister, you'll find your
other son in the arcade.Copy !req
755. I hate you!Copy !req
756. Haley!Copy !req
757. Got you, Jimmy boy.
Time to go home, son.Copy !req
758. We're too late.Copy !req
759. He touched my breast!Copy !req
760. What the hell are you doing?
No. I...Copy !req
761. Put the kid down. No. I didn't
touch anything! You can't...Copy !req
762. You can't have the kid. The kid is...
What are you...Copy !req
763. I got a letter of custody for
that kid right here in my pocket!Copy !req
764. What are you doing?
Put me down!Copy !req
765. Paging Mr.
Johnny Love. Mr. Johnny Love.Copy !req
766. Jimmy, are you okay?
Are you okay?Copy !req
767. Come on.
We can't stay here.Copy !req
768. Where the hell
are we, Haley?Copy !req
769. My home.
Your home?Copy !req
770. Nice place.Copy !req
771. Hey, Pop,
I think we got it.Copy !req
772. Wait a second.Copy !req
773. I'm in the sixth palace
of Hyrule.Copy !req
774. Yeah!
I got past the River Devil.Copy !req
775. Terrific.Copy !req
776. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
777. I had the magic key. I got the cross.
I was closing in on the Barbarian!Copy !req
778. You're losing it, Pop.Copy !req
779. Let's get
in the car, huh?Copy !req
780. Jimmy's out cold
in the house.Copy !req
781. So you always, uh,
sit up here on the roof?Copy !req
782. It's better
than being inside.Copy !req
783. Look. I know how I told you
I lived in some great place,Copy !req
784. so don't be
rubbing it in.Copy !req
785. I didn't say anything.
It ain't my fault.Copy !req
786. And it ain't my dad's.Copy !req
787. My mom,Copy !req
788. she had this little problem.Copy !req
789. That's how I learned
about craps.Copy !req
790. I thought, maybe when...Copy !req
791. My... My dad got home
tomorrow night from work,Copy !req
792. we'd have won.Copy !req
793. Call him up from LA.
and say, "Dad, guess what?Copy !req
794. "We can buy a house now."Copy !req
795. Geez, listen to me.
I even sound like a dork.Copy !req
796. Zelda.Copy !req
797. Zelda?Copy !req
798. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like...
It's like The Adventures of Link.Copy !req
799. He has to find Zelda, you have to
find a house. Same difference.Copy !req
800. Boy, is that sexist.Copy !req
801. It's not sexist.
It's romantic.Copy !req
802. I know what you were gonna do,
and you can just forget aboutfl.Copy !req
803. There is no way!
I am not kissing a boy.Copy !req
804. A girl maybe?Copy !req
805. You smart-ass.Copy !req
806. Yeah, information.
I'm looking for a...Copy !req
807. Brooks, Reno.Copy !req
808. B-R, double "O," K-S.Copy !req
809. I touched her breast.
She doesn't have any breasts.Copy !req
810. No, it's a Haley Brooks.Copy !req
811. All right.
Just give me all three.Copy !req
812. All right. Yeah, look. What I really
need here is an address. Okay.Copy !req
813. Jimmy,
time to get up.Copy !req
814. Jimmy.Copy !req
815. Jimmy?Copy !req
816. Corey!Copy !req
817. No. Haley!Copy !req
818. What?Copy !req
819. Come on.Copy !req
820. Jimmy! Stop!Copy !req
821. Wait!Copy !req
822. Stop! Jimmy!Copy !req
823. Jimmy! Hey!Copy !req
824. - Wait!
- Jimmy!Copy !req
825. He's gone.
He's gone. It's over!Copy !req
826. Just tell me the truth, Corey.
Did you really have a chance?Copy !req
827. Yeah. No, I...
I don't know.Copy !req
828. Look. I've never seen anyone better,
not even... Not even Lucas?Copy !req
829. Yeah. Not even Lucas.Copy !req
830. Hey, where you going? You
think I don't havefflends?Copy !req
831. I got friends.Copy !req
832. Friends? Haley!Copy !req
833. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
834. Hey! Sit down and shut up.Copy !req
835. You just made me some money,
space case.Copy !req
836. Here, have a sucker.Copy !req
837. Look. Look, kid, you just do
like your Uncle Putnam tells ya,Copy !req
838. or else it's gonna be
a very long ride home.Copy !req
839. What the hell is that?Copy !req
840. Hey! What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
841. You're blocking
the road, guys.Copy !req
842. Whoa!Copy !req
843. All right. I want all of your
driver's license numbers!Copy !req
844. Every one of ya. I want your
driver's license numbers!Copy !req
845. So you touched
her breasts, huh?Copy !req
846. Oh, my God.Copy !req
847. All right. All right.
Let's not lose our tempers.Copy !req
848. It's very hot...Copy !req
849. Come on, Spanky.
Faster, faster!Copy !req
850. I'm already in a world of trouble when
0l' Pete find out I stole his rig.Copy !req
851. Do you want me
to get a ticket, too?Copy !req
852. Please, Spanky?Copy !req
853. All right!
LA, here we come.Copy !req
854. Look out for the road hog!Copy !req
855. Yahoo!Copy !req
856. Yahoo!Copy !req
857. Bye, Spanky.
Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
858. Bye, Spank)'-Copy !req
859. Thanks, Spanky.
Good luck, you guys.Copy !req
860. Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
861. Andy Panda! Have you
seen Woody Woodpecker?Copy !req
862. There it is.
Whoa, look at this place.Copy !req
863. From three finalists,
one champion. Who will survive?Copy !req
864. Video Armageddon continues.Copy !req
865. All right. Let's move it,
move it, move it, kid! Hi.Copy !req
866. Hey.
Hi. We're here to register.Copy !req
867. Good. Yeah, the
name's Jimmy Woods.Copy !req
868. Woods!
Jimmy Woods!Copy !req
869. What game is it?
What game are they playing?Copy !req
870. Well, for the prelims we're playing
Ninja Gaiden!Copy !req
871. He knows Ninja Gaiden.
We're in! That's great.Copy !req
872. You're in. Fantastic. Pin this to
his back and hustle it on in there.Copy !req
873. You're blowing it. You're late.
Move it, move it, move it!Copy !req
874. And the clock moves
inexorably towards the final conflict.Copy !req
875. From three finalists,
one champion.Copy !req
876. Who will survive at Video Armageddon?
Remember what we taught you.Copy !req
877. Will you look at this?Copy !req
878. Oh, here we go.
Awinner here. Let's go.Copy !req
879. As the clock winds down,Copy !req
880. who will survive,
as we have 10 seconds, nine...Copy !req
881. Eight, seven, six,Copy !req
882. five, four, three, two, one!Copy !req
883. We have a new winner,
number 169!Copy !req
884. Number 169
is who we gotta beat.Copy !req
885. Whoever it is,
they're good.Copy !req
886. It's Lucas.Copy !req
887. Yeah. All right, Lucas. Yeah.Copy !req
888. Hey, It's the wizard.Copy !req
889. I brought my friends, too.Copy !req
890. I wanted to show
them perfection.Copy !req
891. You know, I hope you don't get
nervous like last time, wiz.Copy !req
892. We wouldn't want you to whiz on someone.Copy !req
893. Let's just hope it's you.
Whoa.Copy !req
894. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
895. The final elimination
round of Video Armageddon...Copy !req
896. All right.
At last the final round.Copy !req
897. Come up here,
my little beauties.Copy !req
898. All right. Okay, Jimmy.
This is you. This is you.Copy !req
899. Stay calm. You know this game.
Remember all the stuff you learned.Copy !req
900. Remember where to warp on the boards.
You remember? WOMAN ON PA:Twenty-seven.Copy !req
901. Go. Go get 'em. Concentrate. Go.Copy !req
902. You can do it. You can do it, Jimmy.
Just... Go on.Copy !req
903. Come up here,
my little munchkins.Copy !req
904. Get your little bottoms up here...Copy !req
905. as we move into the
final, and last, elimination round!Copy !req
906. Come on.Copy !req
907. They have 10 minutes!Copy !req
908. Go!Copy !req
909. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
910. Go, go, go!
Come on!Copy !req
911. Go!
He got it.Copy !req
912. All right! Who is
gonna win the 50,000 smackeroos?Copy !req
913. Oh, terrific. Whoa!
Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
914. Seven, six,Copy !req
915. five, four, three, two, one!Copy !req
916. And now the judges tabulateCopy !req
917. to reveal our three
winning finalists!Copy !req
918. Ladies and gentlemen,
the winners are 169...Copy !req
919. Yeah! Number
169, Lucas Barton.Copy !req
920. You're out there.
I wonder where you'd all gone.Copy !req
921. 255.Copy !req
922. Number 255, Mora Grissom.Copy !req
923. And 427!Copy !req
924. Number 427, Jimmy Woods.Copy !req
925. Jimmy! Whoo!Copy !req
926. Well, ladies, gentlemen,Copy !req
927. children, siblings,Copy !req
928. animals,Copy !req
929. this is the day
that our three contestantsCopy !req
930. in 15 minutesCopy !req
931. will fight for 50,000
smackeroos!Copy !req
932. But now, I am really
gonna brain you out!Copy !req
933. They are gonna have
to play a gameCopy !req
934. that they have never,
ever, ever played before.Copy !req
935. New game?Copy !req
936. In 15 minutes
you get to your stations!Copy !req
937. What? A new game? You didn't
say there'd be a new game!Copy !req
938. What the hell are you doing?
What do you want? Get away!Copy !req
939. Freak. Warning.
Video ArmageddonCopy !req
940. will begin in T-minus
15 minutes and counting.Copy !req
941. Putnam“.!Copy !req
942. Mr. Bateman.Copy !req
943. Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the
road for almost nine days now.Copy !req
944. You said you'd have
him back in hours.Copy !req
945. All right, look. I'm glad... I'm glad
you're here. I'm glad you made it.Copy !req
946. He's here.
Believe me.Copy !req
947. Where?Copy !req
948. With all due respect, Mr. Bateman,
I've had a bitch of a time,Copy !req
949. excuse my language, and I'd rather
not have anything else go wrong.Copy !req
950. I mean, it's so unfair. How
can they give us a new game?Copy !req
951. Hey, Lucas, man,
that was great.Copy !req
952. You're gonna rip
their gizzards out, man.Copy !req
953. Yeah, yeah.
Look, dork lips,Copy !req
954. why don't you just make yourself
useful and get me a cold drink?Copy !req
955. Hey. Hey, you!
You in the black shirt!Copy !req
956. Up here!
Up on the steps!Copy !req
957. Look! Hey', you!
UP here!Copy !req
958. Hey! They're down there.
Over there!Copy !req
959. Hey! They're down there.
It's him.Copy !req
960. It's Jimmy! It's Jim...
Jimmy! Jimmy!Copy !req
961. Run!
Come on!Copy !req
962. Uh, stop eating!
Where are they going?Copy !req
963. Corey!
Come on!Copy !req
964. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
965. Go, Jimmy, go!
Hurry up. Close it!Copy !req
966. Hey, watch where you're going!
Let me go, man! Let me go!Copy !req
967. Come here!Copy !req
968. Stop those...
Get outta my way.Copy !req
969. Where's your mother?Copy !req
970. Come on, Jimmy!
Come on. Hurry up.Copy !req
971. Wait a second.
There they go right there.Copy !req
972. Huh?
Come on!Copy !req
973. Hey! Paul Meiner's next motion
pictureMayhem in Monte Carlo,Copy !req
974. starring Zsa Zsa Gabor and Pee-wee
Herman in the romantic leads.Copy !req
975. What do we do, Corey'?
What do we do'?Copy !req
976. Come here! Stop those kids!
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
977. Come on, Haley! Give me the pail.
Jimmy, give me the pail.Copy !req
978. Stop those kids!
Come here!Copy !req
979. Hold this.Copy !req
980. The prop house over here,
where we contain most of the props...Copy !req
981. Oh, damn!
Bastard!Copy !req
982. What the hell
do we do now?Copy !req
983. Go this way, here.Copy !req
984. Come here! Come here! Hey!Copy !req
985. Come here, you little freak!Copy !req
986. You maniac, what are you...Copy !req
987. What are you...Copy !req
988. Right there.
Go! Go!Copy !req
989. Get that kid!
Come here! Come on!Copy !req
990. Come here!Copy !req
991. Gotcha!Copy !req
992. Come here! Get off me!
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
993. What are you...
Get off!Copy !req
994. Ahhh! Ahhh!
You all right?Copy !req
995. Please, sit down and have fun! Just
sit down and have fun, damn it!Copy !req
996. Are you okay?
Face all right?Copy !req
997. Yeah.
Yeah? You sure?Copy !req
998. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
999. Okay. Down here. Down here.Copy !req
1000. Hurry, Jimmy. Hurry!Copy !req
1001. Follow me, Jimmy.Copy !req
1002. Wrong way! This way!Copy !req
1003. Over there,
through the window.Copy !req
1004. Come on. Come on, Jimmy.
Come on.Copy !req
1005. Where are we'? What is this? What is this?
The contest is about to start.Copy !req
1006. Wait a minute.
Haley, look down!Copy !req
1007. Where is he? Where's the little guy'?
Where's the third?Copy !req
1008. It's time to go.
Woods. Woods...Copy !req
1009. Where is he?
I don't know.Copy !req
1010. There's your cue. WOMAN ON PA:The
option to override emergency destruotCopy !req
1011. has now expired.Copy !req
1012. Video Armageddon will beginCopy !req
1013. in T-minus two minutes
and counting.Copy !req
1014. Our first contestant,Copy !req
1015. Mr. Lucas Barton
from Nevada.Copy !req
1016. - Lucas! Lucas!
- Kick butt, Lucas!Copy !req
1017. I love you, Lucas!Copy !req
1018. WOMAN ON PAz9O seconds. Hey! Hey, Lucas!
Lucas, tell 'em to wait!Copy !req
1019. - Tell 'em we're here! Lucas!
- Lucas!Copy !req
1020. He's coming!Copy !req
1021. Go! Run! Run!Copy !req
1022. And our second contestant,
from the state of California,Copy !req
1023. the gorgeous
Mora Grissom.Copy !req
1024. Sixty seconds.Copy !req
1025. No!
Come on! Right here.Copy !req
1026. Come on, Jimmy!
Go, go!Copy !req
1027. Turn him over, you little snots!
He's mine.No.Copy !req
1028. Fifty seconds.
Ha! Stay back!Copy !req
1029. I'm a desperate man. I could do anything.
Very cute.Copy !req
1030. I'm gonna get ya.Copy !req
1031. - What the hell is that? Hey!
- Bye!Copy !req
1032. - Come here!
- All right, Corey!Copy !req
1033. God, I hate this job!Copy !req
1034. Forty seconds.Copy !req
1035. And our third contestant, from
the great state of Utah...Copy !req
1036. Thirty seconds.
Gimme, gimme, gimme,Copy !req
1037. Jimmy Woods!Copy !req
1038. WOMAN ON PAI19, 18, 17,Copy !req
1039. 16,15,Copy !req
1040. 14, 13, 12... Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,Copy !req
1041. Woods!
11, 10 seconds,Copy !req
1042. nine, eight, seven,Copy !req
1043. six, five, four, three, two...
I give you Video Armageddon!Copy !req
1044. One, ignition.Copy !req
1045. Hey, hey!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
1046. Ladies and gentlemen,
we have three contestants,Copy !req
1047. one, two, three!Copy !req
1048. So I give youCopy !req
1049. Super Mario Bros. 3!Copy !req
1050. To your stations!Copy !req
1051. You have 10 minutes, and the
player with the most points wins!Copy !req
1052. Go!Copy !req
1053. We enter World One.Copy !req
1054. Lucas Barton, 1,300.Copy !req
1055. Jimmy Woods, 1,300.Copy !req
1056. Mora Grissom, 400.Copy !req
1057. Come on, come on, come on! Let's hear
it from the rest of you! You've got me!Copy !req
1058. Oh, wow! Look at this!Copy !req
1059. You can do it! You can do it!
Come on!Copy !req
1060. Corey! Corey! Jimmy, Jimmy!
Yeah!Copy !req
1061. He's a finalist!
Uh-huh.Copy !req
1062. - Why didn't you tell me? He's a finalist!
- What?Copy !req
1063. My son's a finalist.
Jimmy! Watch the mushrooms!Copy !req
1064. Lucas Barton, 16,900.Copy !req
1065. Jimmy Woods, 17,200.Copy !req
1066. Miss Mora Grissom, 14,900.Copy !req
1067. Lucas, second.
Jimmy leads!Copy !req
1068. He's doing it! Faster!
Yahoo!Copy !req
1069. He's a changed man, this guy.
No kidding.Copy !req
1070. Come on, shorty.
I love ya!Copy !req
1071. All right. Now stomp on 'em.
Get 'em!Copy !req
1072. Okay, now find a warp, Jimmy. Find a warp!
If he finds a warp, he can jump worlds.Copy !req
1073. Get it, Jimmy.
Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1074. Lucas Barton, 24,150.Copy !req
1075. Jimmy Woods, 26,340.Copy !req
1076. Well, we got him cold now.
I flushed him out.Copy !req
1077. Course, we still have a deal,
Mrs. Bateman.Copy !req
1078. Shut up!
Oh, sure.Copy !req
1079. Oh, no. No!Copy !req
1080. The turtle hit him
with his boomerang.Copy !req
1081. You're gonna have to start over, Jimmy.
Just stay calm, okay? Stay oalm!Copy !req
1082. And Jimmy loses a lifeCopy !req
1083. and starts over in World Two.Copy !req
1084. Yeah. Lucas
finishes World Two.Copy !req
1085. And Mora finishes World Two.Copy !req
1086. Oh, no. He's lost another guy! He's
gonna have to start all over again.Copy !req
1087. Jimmy begins World Two again.Copy !req
1088. Lucas Barton, match. 52,520.Copy !req
1089. The star, Jimmy.
Get the star!Copy !req
1090. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
1091. Jimmy finishes World Two.
I know you can do it.Copy !req
1092. Just go! Just go!Copy !req
1093. Jimmy Woods, match.Copy !req
1094. 50,270.Copy !req
1095. Lucas Barton, 59,080.Copy !req
1096. Jimmy Woods, 52,000.Copy !req
1097. Mora Grissom, 39,820.Copy !req
1098. Jimmy's found
the secret passageway!Copy !req
1099. That's the magic flute. Use it!
Use it! It opens the warp.Copy !req
1100. Jimmy finds the warp zone!Copy !req
1101. Yes! Yes, he's found the warp!Copy !req
1102. Jimmy Woods, 66,820.Copy !req
1103. Lucas Barton, 69,180.Copy !req
1104. Mora Grissom, 47,500.Copy !req
1105. She's out! She's out!
She's out!Copy !req
1106. - Game play will terminate in T-minus 18...
- Score! Score! Score!Copy !req
1107. 17, 16...
Come on, Jimmy. Score! Score!Copy !req
1108. 15,14...Copy !req
1109. 13,12,11...Copy !req
1110. Ten, nine,Copy !req
1111. eight, seven, six...Copy !req
1112. - Get the star, Jimmy, the star!
- Five, four,Copy !req
1113. three, two, one.Copy !req
1114. Their final
scores are: Jimmy Woods...Copy !req
1115. - Holy moly!
- 81,520.Copy !req
1116. - And the winner is...
- Lucas Barton...Copy !req
1117. - Jimmy Woods from Utah!
- 78,180.Copy !req
1118. Yeah! I know that kid! WOMAN
Mora Grissom, 49,440.Copy !req
1119. Yeah! Way to go!Copy !req
1120. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1121. Well, it was
pretty remarkable.Copy !req
1122. "Fornia."
California!Copy !req
1123. California! What's
the matter with him?Copy !req
1124. Just pull over. Stay still, honey.
It's okay. Would you pull over'?Copy !req
1125. - California!
- It's okay.Copy !req
1126. He's pulling over. What the hell
are they doing? I don't know.Copy !req
1127. Dad, pull over.Copy !req
1128. Well, go ahead.
Pull over!Copy !req
1129. Jimmy!Copy !req
1130. What's the problem? Huh'? I don't know.
He's yelling "California" and...Copy !req
1131. Is he okay?
Yeah, he's okay.Copy !req
1132. Jimmy?Copy !req
1133. Jimmy?
Jimmy.Copy !req
1134. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1135. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1136. Jimmy?Copy !req
1137. Jimmy.Copy !req
1138. Jimmy.Copy !req
1139. Jennifer.Copy !req
1140. What... What is this?
What's going on?Copy !req
1141. It's all of us.Copy !req
1142. It was taken here.Copy !req
1143. Jimmy.
Jimmy, is this California?Copy !req
1144. I guess, he just wanted to leave her
in a place where she was happy.Copy !req
1145. I guess he wanted
to say goodbye.Copy !req
1146. Jim?Copy !req
1147. Why don't you take
our boys home, Sam?Copy !req
1148. We'll talk when we get
back to town.Copy !req
1149. Come on.Copy !req
1150. Let's go.Copy !req
1151. I'm traveling blind
trapped in darknessCopy !req
1152. Kept tryin' to findCopy !req
1153. Easy rules to win the gameCopy !req
1154. Goin' round and roundCopy !req
1155. In old disguiseCopy !req
1156. So full of doubtCopy !req
1157. But I'm turnin' around
'cause now it's my timeCopy !req
1158. I'm standing on the edgeCopy !req
1159. Of tomorrowCopy !req
1160. Leaving far behind
my yesterdaysCopy !req
1161. Its shadow's disappearingCopy !req
1162. As mornin' light is nearingCopy !req
1163. And tomorrow will be moreCopy !req
1164. Than just another dayCopy !req
1165. I've found my wayCopy !req
1166. Playing it safe
for a long timeCopy !req
1167. So afraidCopy !req
1168. To find the courage
to believeCopy !req
1169. But with each new dayCopy !req
1170. I find the urgeCopy !req
1171. To face the painCopy !req
1172. Now it's time for a change
I swear, it's my turnCopy !req
1173. I'm standing on the edgeCopy !req
1174. Of tomorrowCopy !req
1175. Leaving far behind
my yesterdaysCopy !req
1176. Its shadow's disappearingCopy !req
1177. As mornin' light is nearingCopy !req
1178. And tomorrow will be moreCopy !req
1179. Than just another dayCopy !req
1180. I've found my wayCopy !req
1181. And nowCopy !req
1182. With a love I can't explainCopy !req
1183. SomehowCopy !req
1184. He gave me faith
to find the wayCopy !req
1185. Standing on the edgeCopy !req
1186. Of tomorrowCopy !req
1187. Leaving far behind
my yesterdaysCopy !req
1188. Its shadow's disappearingCopy !req
1189. As mornin' light is nearingCopy !req
1190. And tomorrow will be moreCopy !req
1191. Than just another dayCopy !req
1192. I've found my wayCopy !req