1. Hello, there.
This is my son.
Good to see you.Copy !req
2. Hello, Gil.
How you doin'?Copy !req
3. Dorothy, this here's
Gil Warren.Copy !req
4. Gil Warren, hi.Copy !req
5. It's so good
to see you.Copy !req
6. Don't worry, Gil.
She's just a little shy.Copy !req
7. I got you.Copy !req
8. Auntie, I brought
you some tea.Copy !req
9. Look! Here they come!
Come on, they're coming!
Look!Copy !req
10. Move, now,
we're getting ready to
set the table, you all.Copy !req
11. Take these checkers
someplace else.Copy !req
12. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
13. Here, you take
these checkers.Copy !req
14. Come on, Henry,
be careful, now.Copy !req
15. Come on.Copy !req
16. Take your
uncle's checkers.Copy !req
17. Oh, man, you always drop
the checkers when I'm . . .Copy !req
18. That's the way
you win games!Copy !req
19. Why do you have to drop . . .Copy !req
20. Toto! Toto . . .Copy !req
21. There you go.
You're such a . . .Copy !req
22. Put your arms
around me, childCopy !req
23. Like when you
bumped your shinCopy !req
24. Then you'll know
I love you nowCopy !req
25. As I loved you thenCopy !req
26. Though you may be
trying sometimesCopy !req
27. and I'll need you
and you're not thereCopy !req
28. You know I may get madCopy !req
29. and turn awayCopy !req
30. But you know
that I still careCopy !req
31. Don't lose the feeling
that we haveCopy !req
32. Though you're
growing older nowCopy !req
33. And I'm watching you growCopy !req
34. I know I make
you sad sometimesCopy !req
35. And I see your feelings showCopy !req
36. But one day I'll look aroundCopy !req
37. And you will be grownCopy !req
38. You'll be out in the world,
such a pretty girlCopy !req
39. But you'll be on your ownCopy !req
40. And I'd like to know
it's thereCopy !req
41. The feeling that we haveCopy !req
42. Knowing that
you can come to meCopy !req
43. Whenever you are sadCopy !req
44. Child, I'd like to know
it's thereCopy !req
45. The feeling that we haveCopy !req
46. Don't lose the feeling
that we haveCopy !req
47. Lose it, lose itCopy !req
48. I don't even know
the first thingCopy !req
49. About what they're feelingCopy !req
50. What am I afraid of?Copy !req
51. Don't know what I'm made ofCopy !req
52. Can I go on not knowing?Copy !req
53. Feeling . . .Copy !req
54. Something tells me that
it's more than I can deal withCopy !req
55. Though I never knew the songCopy !req
56. Some words still catch onCopy !req
57. Like caringCopy !req
58. And sharingCopy !req
59. Being togetherCopy !req
60. No matterCopy !req
61. Can I go on not knowing?Copy !req
62. Don't know what I'm made ofCopy !req
63. Why am I afraid ofCopy !req
64. feeling?Copy !req
65. Feeling . . .Copy !req
66. if I dared to take a chanceCopy !req
67. Would someone lead me?Copy !req
68. (ON TV)
Emergency snow alert
is now in effect.Copy !req
69. No automobiles
are to be driven without
snow tires or chains.Copy !req
70. Winds up to 45 miles
per hour . . .Copy !req
71. That was a great
dinner, Emma.Copy !req
72. That baby . . .Copy !req
73. You're a grandpa.Copy !req
74. Our daughter's fine.Copy !req
75. But Dorothy . . .Copy !req
76. Give it time, honey.
Give it time.Copy !req
77. Those dishes ain't
gonna wash themselves.Copy !req
78. Mrs. Warren's son
looks real fine,
don't he?Copy !req
79. Aunt Em, please,
no more matchmaking.Copy !req
80. Did you make the decision
about that new school yet?Copy !req
81. It's no decision to make.Copy !req
82. But, honey, it's a chance
for you to teach
in a high school.Copy !req
83. Get away from
that kindergarten
once and for all.Copy !req
84. It's more money.Copy !req
85. But besides the money,
it's a chance for you to
be with older students.Copy !req
86. Almost adults.Copy !req
87. I like it with the kids,
Aunt Em.Copy !req
88. Oh, I know you do, honey.Copy !req
89. And you're a fine teacher,Copy !req
90. but that's why
I think you'd enjoy
teaching high school.Copy !req
91. Have a chance to
be with the students
for four years.Copy !req
92. It's such an important time
in their development.Copy !req
93. I'm really happy
with the kids, Aunt Em.Copy !req
94. But you've been there
for three years already.Copy !req
95. It's time you got
out of that sandboxCopy !req
96. and into some new people,
new neighborhood.Copy !req
97. Girl, do you know
you're 24 years old,
and you've neverCopy !req
98. been south of 125th Street?
Never been south
of 125th Street.Copy !req
99. Well, you haven't.Copy !req
100. Oh, here we go again.Copy !req
101. Why do you get
me so worked upCopy !req
102. that I'm beginning to sound
like a Jewish mother?Copy !req
103. I can't see how going
south of 125th StreetCopy !req
104. ever made anybody's
life better.Copy !req
105. And you're never gonna know
unless you try, are you?Copy !req
106. Come on, Aunt Em,
let me do that.
Why don't you go and relax?Copy !req
107. I can do . . .
Let me do that.Copy !req
108. Listen, I know getting out
in that world ain't easy.Copy !req
109. Leaving Uncle Henry
and me . . .Copy !req
110. But we'll always be
here for you, Dorothy,Copy !req
111. and whatever
your fears are,Copy !req
112. well, they'll be defeated
just by facing up to them.Copy !req
113. Now, you take that new job
and find a place
for you and Toto.Copy !req
114. It's time for you to
make a home of your own.Copy !req
115. Toto! Oh, Toto!Copy !req
116. Toto! Toto!Copy !req
117. Toto!Copy !req
118. Toto! Toto!Copy !req
119. Toto!Copy !req
120. Toto, where are you?
Toto! Toto! Toto!Copy !req
121. Toto. Toto.Copy !req
122. Toto, Toto, Toto . . .Copy !req
123. Where am l?Copy !req
124. Two, two, two . . .Copy !req
125. Two, four, six, eight!
Who do we appreciate?Copy !req
126. No! No!
Relax, mama.Copy !req
127. Lay back, honey.Copy !req
128. We just wanna lay
a little thanks on you.
What?Copy !req
129. You know, heavy on
the gratitude department.Copy !req
130. Gratitude? For what?
For curling the curse.Copy !req
131. For leveling the leech.Copy !req
132. For killing our oppressor.Copy !req
133. I never killed
nothing in my life.
Never killed a point?Copy !req
134. Never killed a pint?
A good story?Copy !req
135. The umpire?
No!Copy !req
136. Never killed no time?Copy !req
137. No, I told you
I never killed
nothing in my life!Copy !req
138. Well, then, I think
you just graduatedCopy !req
139. from the bush leagues
into the majors, girl.Copy !req
140. Toto?Copy !req
141. Can you dig this?Copy !req
142. Who is it?Copy !req
143. Ain't no more "is."
Thanks to you, it's a "was."Copy !req
144. She was Evamean.Copy !req
145. The Wicked Witch
from the East.Copy !req
146. And they didn't call her
Evamean for nothing.Copy !req
147. She was
the Parks Department
Commissioner.Copy !req
148. Caught us painting on
her playground wall.Copy !req
149. Turned us into graffiti.Copy !req
150. And there we stayed.Copy !req
151. Flat, splat and
stuck like that.Copy !req
152. Doomed as cartoons forever.Copy !req
153. Till you burned alphabet
through the sky
and ended the curse.Copy !req
154. And the curseress.Copy !req
155. Giving a new lease
on life to us,
the Munchkins.Copy !req
156. Most recently referred to
as the cursees.Copy !req
157. Toto.Copy !req
158. Let's hear it
for super witch
and her wonder dog!Copy !req
159. Two, four, six, eight!
Who do we appreciate?Copy !req
160. Miss One!Copy !req
161. Come to mama,
you hot little digits!Copy !req
162. Let me lay my
twenty-twenties on you.Copy !req
163. Oh, how I love you.
Let me count the ways.Copy !req
164. lnnumerable blessings,
countless felicitations.Copy !req
165. Thank you beyond number
and additional good stuff!Copy !req
166. I didn't mean to . . .
I didn't mean to kill her.Copy !req
167. MlSS ON E: Oh, don't be at all
sixes and sevens, honey.Copy !req
168. You did the world
a multitudinous service
by eighty-sixing old Evamean.Copy !req
169. Bottom line, honey,
this chick put
the "ugh" in "ugly."Copy !req
170. But she sure had
pretty shoes,
didn't she?Copy !req
171. I don't want these shoes.
I wanna go home.Copy !req
172. Oh, I wouldn't discount
those shoes, honey,Copy !req
173. and don't ever take them off
until you do get home.Copy !req
174. Remember, Miss One told you.
Oh, pardon me.Copy !req
175. Miss One's the name,
and if you haven't
guessed by now,Copy !req
176. numbers is my game.Copy !req
177. And now that you've freed us,
we can all go back to
running our business.Copy !req
178. We can all go back to
running our business.Copy !req
179. We can all go back to
running our business!Copy !req
180. But where am l?
Where am l?Copy !req
181. You're in Munchkinland!Copy !req
182. The indivisible land of Oz!Copy !req
183. Oz?Copy !req
184. But where's my home?
Where's Aunt Em?
Where's New York?Copy !req
185. New York?Copy !req
186. 433 Prospect Place.Copy !req
187. Four, three, three.Copy !req
188. You wanna play
more than one
number today, honey?Copy !req
189. I got a freedom special,
three numbers for
the price of one.Copy !req
190. No, I don't wanna
play any numbers.
I just wanna get home!Copy !req
191. Oh, well, now that old
Evamean's number's up,Copy !req
192. that leaves only
three witches in Oz.Copy !req
193. One, myself,
but my powers don't
amount to much.Copy !req
194. And number two, Glinda,
the Good Witch of the South.Copy !req
195. Oh, she's a real star,
but you can hardly
catch her in.Copy !req
196. And number three,Copy !req
197. the multi-horrored Evillene,
the Wicked Witch of the West,Copy !req
198. Evamean's even-uglier sister.Copy !req
199. But I don't think
it'd be a good time
to ask her for a favor,Copy !req
200. so I figured the odds are
only the Wiz could cipher
how to get you back to . . .Copy !req
201. Where'd you say
that place was?Copy !req
202. The Wiz?Copy !req
203. What's a Wiz?Copy !req
204. What's a . . .
What's a Wiz?Copy !req
205. Oh, darling,
he's the ultimate.Copy !req
206. The x-quotient,
the new math,Copy !req
207. the common denominator,
the main man,
the head honcho.Copy !req
208. Bottom line,
honey, numero uno.Copy !req
209. Where is he?
How do I find him?Copy !req
210. Catch this number, honey.Copy !req
211. Sweet thing, let me
tell you about the world
and the way things areCopy !req
212. You've come from
a different placeCopy !req
213. And I know you've
traveled farCopy !req
214. Now that you've
told me what it isCopy !req
215. I'd better point you
towards the WizCopy !req
216. He's the WizCopy !req
217. He's the man,
he's the only oneCopy !req
218. Who can give your
wish right to youCopy !req
219. He's the WizardCopy !req
220. He'll send you
back through time by
running magic through youCopy !req
221. All of the super power's hisCopy !req
222. Listen and I'll tell you
where he isCopy !req
223. He's the Wiz
and he lives in OzCopy !req
224. He's the WizardCopy !req
225. MlSS ON E: There's the way
to the Emerald City
That's not too far, is it?Copy !req
226. He's the WizardCopy !req
227. MlSS ON E: Just take
your dilemma, child
and lay it on the WizardCopy !req
228. He'll fix you a drink
that'll bubble and foamCopy !req
229. And in a flash
you will be homeCopy !req
230. He's the WizCopy !req
231. He's the Wiz,
he's the Wizard of Oz
He's got magic up his sleeveCopy !req
232. He's the WizardCopy !req
233. And you know without
his help it would be
impossible to leaveCopy !req
234. Fantastic powers
at his commandCopy !req
235. And I'm sure that
he will understandCopy !req
236. He's the Wiz
and he lives in OzCopy !req
237. Sweet thing, let me
tell you about the world
and the way things are nowCopy !req
238. I'm gonna point you
towards the WizCopy !req
239. He's the Wiz!Copy !req
240. MlSS ON E: Fantastic powers
at his commandCopy !req
241. I'm sure that he
will understandCopy !req
242. He's the Wiz
and he lives in OzCopy !req
243. Sweet thing, let me
tell you about the world
and the way things areCopy !req
244. You've come from
a different placeCopy !req
245. And I know
you've traveled farCopy !req
246. Now that you've
told me what it isCopy !req
247. I'd better point you
towards the WizCopy !req
248. He's the WizCopy !req
249. But how . . . How do I get
to the Emerald City?Copy !req
250. Oh, just count your blessings
and cut your lossesCopy !req
251. and follow
the yellow brick road.Copy !req
252. The yellow brick road?Copy !req
253. Yeah!
The yellow brick road!Copy !req
254. Toto!Copy !req
255. MlSS ON E: Remember,
don't ever take those
shoes offCopy !req
256. and watch out for
the poison poppies!Copy !req
257. Wait.Copy !req
258. Miss One?Copy !req
259. Miss One!Copy !req
260. There's a feeling here insideCopy !req
261. That I cannot hideCopy !req
262. And I know I've triedCopy !req
263. But it's turning me aroundCopy !req
264. I'm not sure that I'm awareCopy !req
265. if I'm up or downCopy !req
266. Or here or thereCopy !req
267. I need both feet on the groundCopy !req
268. Maybe I'm just going crazyCopy !req
269. Letting myself get uptightCopy !req
270. I'm acting just like a babyCopy !req
271. But I'm gonna be . . .Copy !req
272. I'm gonna be all rightCopy !req
273. Soon as I get homeCopy !req
274. Soon as I get homeCopy !req
275. In a different placeCopy !req
276. In a different timeCopy !req
277. Different people around meCopy !req
278. I would like to know
of that different worldCopy !req
279. And how different they find meCopy !req
280. And just what's a Wiz?Copy !req
281. Is he big, will he scare me?Copy !req
282. if I ask to leaveCopy !req
283. Will the Wiz even hear me?Copy !req
284. How will I know thenCopy !req
285. if I'll ever get home againCopy !req
286. Here I am aloneCopy !req
287. Though it feels the sameCopy !req
288. I don't know where I'm goingCopy !req
289. I'm here on my own
and it's not a gameCopy !req
290. And a strange wind is blowingCopy !req
291. I'm so amazed at the things
that I see hereCopy !req
292. Don't wanna be afraidCopy !req
293. I just don't wanna be hereCopy !req
294. In my mind this is clearCopy !req
295. What am I doing here?Copy !req
296. I wish I was homeCopy !req
297. I wish...Copy !req
298. Wait! Mister,
please wait!Copy !req
299. Succulent and divine!Copy !req
300. Delicious and nutritious.Copy !req
301. Brother crows,
this is good stuff, here!Copy !req
302. I'm glad you fellows are
enjoying your breakfast.Copy !req
303. Hey, fellows,Copy !req
304. is today the day
you're gonna help me
get down from here?Copy !req
305. Help you down?Copy !req
306. What is going down
in that hayloft
you call a head?Copy !req
307. Didn't we tell you yesterday
and the day before thatCopy !req
308. and the day before that?Copy !req
309. That you can't get down.Copy !req
310. This is your life,
buddy, all hung up.Copy !req
311. Besides, Clyde,
us crows are just
thinking of you.Copy !req
312. There ain't nothing
to get down for.Copy !req
313. But I was just thinking . . .
Just once, fellas.Copy !req
314. For a little while,
just to take
a walk in my garden.Copy !req
315. Wouldn't that be
terrific, fellas?Copy !req
316. Walk? You can't walk!Copy !req
317. Why, you just a
straw paper dummy!Copy !req
318. You're right, fellas.Copy !req
319. I was just being selfish.Copy !req
320. And stupid, as usual!Copy !req
321. But I was reading
this morning that most . . .Copy !req
322. Oh, man!
Fellas, please!Copy !req
323. Look, didn't we tell you
reading was a waste of time?Copy !req
324. But Bacon, here, said . . .Copy !req
325. Bacon?
Once over lightly, please.Copy !req
326. "Knowledge is power."
See, and Cicero, he said . . .Copy !req
327. Cicero-row,
row your boat . . .
He says,Copy !req
328. "More men are ennobled
by study than by nature."Copy !req
329. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
330. No way.
Ain't no way.Copy !req
331. And over here,
especially apropos
of my situation,Copy !req
332. i.e. , stuck up
on this here pole.Copy !req
333. "Do not accept any situation.
Question, argue and explore."Copy !req
334. Now,
who you gonna believe?Copy !req
335. Mr. Nobody, on that
old piece of paper?Copy !req
336. Fellas, please!Copy !req
337. Or your good friends,
the crows?Copy !req
338. Yeah, who have
dedicated their lives
to educating you.Copy !req
339. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.Copy !req
340. Sounds to me, fellas,
like old garbage-guts, here,Copy !req
341. done forgot the crow
commandments again.Copy !req
342. Fellas, I did not forget
the crow commandments.
Please!Copy !req
343. Run them by me.
Run them by me.Copy !req
344. "Thou shalt honor all crows!"Copy !req
345. Right on, right on!
Proceed.Copy !req
346. "Thou shalt stop reading
all bits of paper
and literature."Copy !req
347. Trash, trash!Copy !req
348. And the most important one.Copy !req
349. "Thou shalt never,
never get down off
of this here pole!"Copy !req
350. You got it, Clyde!Copy !req
351. And the crow anthem?Copy !req
352. I gotta sing
that thing again?Copy !req
353. You gotta librett
it till you get it.Copy !req
354. Elucidate.Copy !req
355. Reiterate.Copy !req
356. And syncopate.Copy !req
357. You can't winCopy !req
358. You can't break even
and you can't
get out of the gameCopy !req
359. People keep saying
things are gonna changeCopy !req
360. but they look just like
they're staying the sameCopy !req
361. You get in
way over your headCopy !req
362. and you only got
yourself to blameCopy !req
363. You can't win, childCopy !req
364. You can't win, childCopy !req
365. You can't break evenCopy !req
366. and you can't
get out of the gameCopy !req
367. You can't winCopy !req
368. The world keeps movingCopy !req
369. And you're standing far behindCopy !req
370. People keep sayingCopy !req
371. Things'll get betterCopy !req
372. Just to ease
your state of mindCopy !req
373. So you lean backCopy !req
374. And you smoke that smokeCopy !req
375. And you drink
your glass of wineCopy !req
376. Saying you can't win, childCopy !req
377. You can't break evenCopy !req
378. And you can't
get out of the gameCopy !req
379. You can't winCopy !req
380. You can't win, no wayCopy !req
381. if your story stays the sameCopy !req
382. You ain't winningCopy !req
383. Oh, noCopy !req
384. But it's nice to see you
I'm awfully glad you cameCopy !req
385. Better cool it 'cause
it ain't about losingCopy !req
386. Then the world
has got no shameCopy !req
387. You can't win, childCopy !req
388. Can't break evenCopy !req
389. Can't get out of the gameCopy !req
390. You can't winCopy !req
391. You can't break evenCopy !req
392. Ain't the way
it's supposed to beCopy !req
393. You'll be spending
your little bit of moneyCopy !req
394. While someone else
rides for freeCopy !req
395. Learn your lesson,
refuel your mindCopy !req
396. Before some turkey
blows out your flameCopy !req
397. And you can't win, childCopy !req
398. No, you can't winCopy !req
399. You can't win, childCopy !req
400. No you can't winCopy !req
401. You can't win, childCopy !req
402. No, you can't winCopy !req
403. You can't win, childCopy !req
404. No, you can't winCopy !req
405. You can't win, childCopy !req
406. You can't break evenCopy !req
407. And you can't
get out of the gameCopy !req
408. You can't get out of the gameCopy !req
409. You can't get outCopy !req
410. of the gameCopy !req
411. No, noCopy !req
412. I'll help you down.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. You will?Copy !req
415. What's she doing here?Copy !req
416. Hey, get her out of here.
Yeah.Copy !req
417. Go on about
your business!Copy !req
418. Just hold on.Copy !req
419. Now, this is just
an experiment.Copy !req
420. Wait.Copy !req
421. He ain't got no legs!Copy !req
422. The results of
the first experiment,Copy !req
423. subject is
a hopeless failure.Copy !req
424. You are not.Copy !req
425. Yes, I am.Copy !req
426. You're just a product
of some negative thinking.Copy !req
427. First thing we have to do
is get rid of these crows.Copy !req
428. Come on, Toto.
Sic them! Get! Shoo!Copy !req
429. Before I call the taxidermist,
you jive turkeys!Copy !req
430. Good boy, Toto.Copy !req
431. We can go now.Copy !req
432. You okay? Come on. Hey.Copy !req
433. Oh!Copy !req
434. I think I'm gonna
make it this time.Copy !req
435. You sure are.Copy !req
436. Just a little
self-confidence
and coordination,Copy !req
437. and you're gonna be fine.Copy !req
438. You mean, all this time
the only thing standing
between hanging up thereCopy !req
439. and living it up down here,
were those crows?Copy !req
440. Well, they told you
you couldn't do it
and you believed them.Copy !req
441. if I only had a brain,Copy !req
442. I would have figured
that out a long time ago.Copy !req
443. There you go with that
negative thinking again.Copy !req
444. Everybody has a brain.Copy !req
445. Uh-uh.Copy !req
446. Not me. Look.Copy !req
447. Oh.Copy !req
448. Garbage.Copy !req
449. "lgnorance is
the night of the mind,Copy !req
450. "a night without
moon or star."Copy !req
451. Confucius said that.Copy !req
452. I'm on my way
to find the Wiz.Copy !req
453. He's gonna get
me back home.Copy !req
454. Well, that's nice.
Thank you, and good luck.Copy !req
455. I thought maybe . . .
Maybe he could
get you a brain.Copy !req
456. You think that he could . . .Copy !req
457. Yeah, Toto and me,
we could sure
use some company.Copy !req
458. Besides, you have
nothing to lose.Copy !req
459. I don't, do l?Copy !req
460. That was so smart of you.
I wish I'd thought of that.Copy !req
461. lndications are it would be
very advantageous
for me to join you.Copy !req
462. Good.Copy !req
463. We only have one problem.Copy !req
464. The Munchkins said to follow
the yellow brick road,Copy !req
465. but I haven't been
able to find it.Copy !req
466. Yellow brick road?Copy !req
467. There it is!Copy !req
468. Hey, wait! Wait!Copy !req
469. Did you say,
"Yellow brick road"?Copy !req
470. Yes.Copy !req
471. Look over here!Copy !req
472. We don't need no cabs.Copy !req
473. Say, what's your name?Copy !req
474. My name is Dorothy.Copy !req
475. Dorothy and Toto?Copy !req
476. What intelligent names.Copy !req
477. Okay, Dorothy and Toto,Copy !req
478. seems like we're gonna
have to find our own
yellow brick road.Copy !req
479. Ease on down.
Ease on . . .Copy !req
480. Down the road!Copy !req
481. There it is.Copy !req
482. Ease on down.Copy !req
483. Ease on down . . .
Down the road!Copy !req
484. Oh!Copy !req
485. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a load.Copy !req
486. There it is.
Dorothy! Look!Copy !req
487. Ta-da!Copy !req
488. Come on, Dorothy!
Come on!Copy !req
489. Come on and ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
490. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
491. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a loadCopy !req
492. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down, down the roadCopy !req
493. Pick your left foot up
When your right one's downCopy !req
494. Come on, legs keep moving
Don't you lose no groundCopy !req
495. Just you keep on keeping
on the road that you chooseCopy !req
496. Don't you give up on walking
'cause you gave up shoes, noCopy !req
497. Ease on down,
ease on down the roadCopy !req
498. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
499. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a loadCopy !req
500. Come on, ease on down,
ease on down
Down, down...Copy !req
501. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a loadCopy !req
502. Come on, ease on down,
ease on down
Down the roadCopy !req
503. Ease on down, ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
504. Toto!Copy !req
505. Ease on down, ease on down.
Ease on . . .
Ease on down the road.Copy !req
506. Help! Help!Copy !req
507. Help?Copy !req
508. Where?Copy !req
509. Help! Help!Copy !req
510. Over here!Copy !req
511. Help!Copy !req
512. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
513. Where are you?Copy !req
514. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Step right up
and save a life.Copy !req
515. Oh!Copy !req
516. I'm in a little bit
of a squeeze, brother.
Can you give me a hand?Copy !req
517. Dorothy.Copy !req
518. Oh, how terrible.Copy !req
519. Don't move.Copy !req
520. Don't worry,
I wasn't planning
any promenades.Copy !req
521. We'll be right back.Copy !req
522. He's so brave.Copy !req
523. He's probably in shock.Copy !req
524. Oh, what I wouldn't give
to be in shock just once.Copy !req
525. I'm so . . . I'm so sorry.Copy !req
526. No apology necessary.Copy !req
527. I told you nothing hurts me.
I have no feelings.Copy !req
528. The genius who created me
only took care of my
dashing good looks,Copy !req
529. my razor-sharp wit and
my irresistible attractionCopy !req
530. to the wrong women.Copy !req
531. What he forgot to addCopy !req
532. was a heart.Copy !req
533. But everyone has a heart.Copy !req
534. Alas, everyone
but yours truly.Copy !req
535. Hello?Copy !req
536. Nobody home in Soulville.Copy !req
537. Rid of you!Copy !req
538. Free from your
posterior prison,
you hulking she-devil.Copy !req
539. Don't hear you
laughing now.Copy !req
540. We were abandoned here
when this park went el foldo.Copy !req
541. Ah, it was a sad day.Copy !req
542. There's not much amusement
to the closing down
of an amusement park.Copy !req
543. But yours truly is
an old trooper,Copy !req
544. and I quickly made
plans for the future.Copy !req
545. But, alas,
I was felled by my
fourth wife, Teenie.Copy !req
546. Crushed in my prime.Copy !req
547. There. How does that feel?Copy !req
548. But that's the whole
tragic point, my friends.Copy !req
549. What would I doCopy !req
550. if I could suddenly feel?Copy !req
551. And to know once againCopy !req
552. That what I feel is realCopy !req
553. I could cry, I could smileCopy !req
554. I might lay back for a whileCopy !req
555. Tell me what...
What...Copy !req
556. TlNMAN : What would I do
if I could feel?Copy !req
557. What would I doCopy !req
558. if I could reach inside of me?Copy !req
559. And to know how
it feels to sayCopy !req
560. "l like what I see"Copy !req
561. And I'd be more
than glad to shareCopy !req
562. All that I have inside of hereCopy !req
563. And the songs
my heart might bringCopy !req
564. You'd be more
than glad to singCopy !req
565. And if tears should
fall from my eyesCopy !req
566. Just think of all the wounds
they could mendCopy !req
567. And just think of all
the time I could spendCopy !req
568. Just being vulnerable againCopy !req
569. Tell me what...Copy !req
570. What, what would I doCopy !req
571. Oh, tell me what...Copy !req
572. What, what would I doCopy !req
573. Oh, tell me what,
what would I doCopy !req
574. What, what would I doCopy !req
575. if I could feel?Copy !req
576. I'm just a miserable
hunk of junk. Me!Copy !req
577. Once the fastest metal mouth
on the midway. Frozen.Copy !req
578. lronically,
in a position I had
assumed all too often.Copy !req
579. A seat cushion for Teenie!Copy !req
580. Teenie,
Teenie, Teenie . . .Copy !req
581. Dorothy, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
582. You're so smart.Copy !req
583. Teenie, Teenie . . .Copy !req
584. You could come with us
to see the Wiz.Copy !req
585. He's gonna get
me back home,Copy !req
586. and he's gonna get
the Scarecrow some brains.Copy !req
587. Maybe he could
get you a heart.Copy !req
588. You're not just flimflamming
an old flimflammer, are you?Copy !req
589. Could I come with you?
Of course.Copy !req
590. "A threefold cord is
not quickly broken."Copy !req
591. What's wrong?Copy !req
592. He rusted himself crying.Copy !req
593. Some oil. Oil!Copy !req
594. What? What?Copy !req
595. Oil! Find some oil.Copy !req
596. Oil! Oil!
Some oil!Copy !req
597. Slide some oil to meCopy !req
598. Let it trickle down my spineCopy !req
599. if you don't have STP
Crisco will do just fineCopy !req
600. Slide some to my elbow
and to my fingers if you wouldCopy !req
601. Slide some oil to me, girlCopy !req
602. Don't that feel goodCopy !req
603. Slide some oil to my feetCopy !req
604. Look at that,
I got toes againCopy !req
605. Come on,
slide some oil to my kneesCopy !req
606. And let me see if I can bendCopy !req
607. Slide some oil to meCopy !req
608. I'm beginning
to feel just fineCopy !req
609. Slide some oil down my throatCopy !req
610. and let me lubricate my mindCopy !req
611. Slide some oil to meCopy !req
612. Go ahead,
hit my shoulder bladesCopy !req
613. Those who don't
have to lubricateCopy !req
614. Sure got it madeCopy !req
615. Slide some oil to meCopy !req
616. Let it slip down my sideCopy !req
617. Laying there in one positionCopy !req
618. Sure done made me tiredCopy !req
619. Now, watch me danceCopy !req
620. Come on,
you metal metatarsals,
don't fail me now.Copy !req
621. A-ha!Copy !req
622. Fall in line or
get left behindCopy !req
623. Two bits!Copy !req
624. Let me show you my
Saturday night finish.Copy !req
625. Oh, music man,
let me hear that bandCopy !req
626. Don't turn the water
on me, just let me burnCopy !req
627. And let me lubricate my mindCopy !req
628. Come onCopy !req
629. 'Cause there
may be times when think
you've lost your mindCopy !req
630. And these steps you're
taking leave you three,
four steps behindCopy !req
631. TlNMAN :
The road you're walking
might be long sometimesCopy !req
632. But you keep on stepping
and you'll be just fineCopy !req
633. Ease on down,
ease on down the roadCopy !req
634. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
635. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a loadCopy !req
636. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down, down the roadCopy !req
637. Come onCopy !req
638. Ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
639. Look at me walking.Copy !req
640. Stop the music!
Stop the music!Copy !req
641. What's the matter?
You need more oil?Copy !req
642. No!Copy !req
643. That beast,Copy !req
644. he's checking us out.Copy !req
645. Oh.Copy !req
646. It's just a statue.Copy !req
647. Made of stone, see?Copy !req
648. Now, even a dummy like me
knows a stone lionCopy !req
649. can't check you out.Copy !req
650. Say what you wanna
but I'm here to stayCopy !req
651. 'Cause I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
652. Now, you can go
where you're gonna
but don't get in my wayCopy !req
653. I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
654. You'll be standing in a draftCopy !req
655. if you don't hear me laughCopy !req
656. And if you happen
to come aroundCopy !req
657. Well, you best not
make me frownCopy !req
658. For I just might
knock you downCopy !req
659. I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
660. You know, I'm ready to fight
and turn your day into nightCopy !req
661. 'Cause I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
662. if you're half bright
you'll detour to the rightCopy !req
663. From a mean old lionCopy !req
664. And all you strangers
got to bewareCopy !req
665. This is the king
of the jungle, hereCopy !req
666. And if I happen
to let you slideCopy !req
667. Don't stand there,
run and hideCopy !req
668. You just, you just
You just caught
my better sideCopy !req
669. I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
670. Look, you better bewareCopy !req
671. This is the king
of the jungle, hereCopy !req
672. And if I happen
to let you slideCopy !req
673. Don't stand there,
run and hideCopy !req
674. You just done and
caught my better sideCopy !req
675. I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
676. Toto!Copy !req
677. I'm a mean old lionCopy !req
678. How dare you
touch the personage
of a king?Copy !req
679. You tacky package
of horse fodder.Copy !req
680. Be gone, you overexcited
slot machine.Copy !req
681. You mangy mutt!Copy !req
682. Toto!Copy !req
683. Oh!Copy !req
684. He bit my paw!Copy !req
685. King of the jungle?Copy !req
686. King of the cowards.Copy !req
687. You ought to be
ashamed of yourself,
scaring us like that.Copy !req
688. You big scaredy-cat!Copy !req
689. I can't scare anything.Copy !req
690. I can't even
scare a scarecrow,Copy !req
691. or a tinman or
a little puppy!Copy !req
692. I can't scare anything.Copy !req
693. Oh!Copy !req
694. It's no wonder
they drummed me out
of the jungle.Copy !req
695. l-O-B-K.Copy !req
696. "l-O-B-K"?Copy !req
697. lncapable of being king.Copy !req
698. No, wait, wait!Copy !req
699. I was exiled in disgrace.Copy !req
700. I thought I'd be safe here.
No one would discover
my terrible secret.Copy !req
701. That I'm . . .Copy !req
702. A lion without
any courage!Copy !req
703. "Uneasy lies the head
that wears a crown."Copy !req
704. W. Shakespeare.Copy !req
705. Well, I thought
I'd seen them all.Copy !req
706. But never,Copy !req
707. never have I seenCopy !req
708. a lion without courage.Copy !req
709. Lion!Copy !req
710. Lion.Copy !req
711. Maybe the Wiz could
give you some courage.Copy !req
712. It's a good idea.Copy !req
713. Capital suggestion.Copy !req
714. Capital.
He's gonna get
me a heart.Copy !req
715. And me some brains.Copy !req
716. Come with us
to Emerald City.Copy !req
717. I'd love to,
but I can't.Copy !req
718. But why?Copy !req
719. Because I'm scared.Copy !req
720. Oh, there may be timesCopy !req
721. When you wish
you wasn't bornCopy !req
722. And you wake one morningCopy !req
723. Just to find
your courage goneCopy !req
724. But just know that feeling
only lasts a little whileCopy !req
725. You just stick with usCopy !req
726. And we'll show
you how to smileCopy !req
727. Ease on down,
ease on down the roadCopy !req
728. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
729. Don't you carry nothing
that might be a loadCopy !req
730. Come on, ease on down
Ease on down, down the roadCopy !req
731. Ease on down,
ease on down the roadCopy !req
732. Come on, ease down,
ease down the roadCopy !req
733. Ease on down,
ease on down the roadCopy !req
734. I gotta get down . . .Copy !req
735. Ease on down the road
Ease on down the roadCopy !req
736. Mama would be so proud.Copy !req
737. Going to see the Wiz.Copy !req
738. My mama used to
always say to me, Fleet . . .Copy !req
739. Fleet?Copy !req
740. That's my name.
Fleetwood Coupe de Ville.Copy !req
741. Mama had high ideals.Copy !req
742. Yeah.Copy !req
743. You know what I mean?
Yeah!Copy !req
744. I ain't too happy
underground, y'all.Copy !req
745. How does he do that?Copy !req
746. It's just a hoax, my friend.
He's got a little
motor in his pocket.Copy !req
747. Lion! Lion!
Help!Copy !req
748. Oh, my . . .
Please, somebody!
Someone, please.Copy !req
749. Lion! Lion!Copy !req
750. Lion!Copy !req
751. Lion! Lion! Lion!Copy !req
752. Dorothy!
Lion!Copy !req
753. Toto! Toto, Toto, Toto, Toto.Copy !req
754. Hey! Follow me, quick!Copy !req
755. Wait!Copy !req
756. TlNMAN : Where's the Lion?Copy !req
757. I'm coming! Wait, wait!Copy !req
758. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
759. Hurry up!Copy !req
760. This way, this way.
Wait for me!Copy !req
761. Hey!Copy !req
762. Ease on down
Ease on down the...Copy !req
763. Hold it, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
764. My queen,
if you'll allow me.Copy !req
765. Like I say,
you stick with the big kitty
and you'll be in heaven.Copy !req
766. Out of the frying pan,
into the . . .
This is like a setup.Copy !req
767. Stay away!Copy !req
768. Dorothy!Copy !req
769. Lion! Don't follow them!
Don't!Copy !req
770. TlNMAN : Oh, please!
It's a setup!Copy !req
771. Stop!Copy !req
772. TlNMAN : Come back!
Jump! Don't go in there!Copy !req
773. TlNMAN : Oh, Dorothy! Lion!Copy !req
774. Dorothy. Dorothy.Copy !req
775. I can't move him.
I can't move him!Copy !req
776. Get Toto.
We'll come back for him.Copy !req
777. Oh, look.
Poor little Toto!Copy !req
778. Pity. Oh, sweet little Toto.
What are we going to do?Copy !req
779. All is lost!Copy !req
780. Dorothy.
Dorothy, please.Copy !req
781. Please, don't be dead.
Oh, please, don't be dead.Copy !req
782. All is lost.Copy !req
783. Oh!Copy !req
784. How high the moonCopy !req
785. What's happening, babe?Copy !req
786. Hey, Lion's okay.
LlON : Hey, baby.Copy !req
787. Come and cry over here.
Come on.Copy !req
788. Teenie! Think of Teenie!Copy !req
789. Dorothy?Copy !req
790. Think of Teenie!Copy !req
791. Teenie, Teenie!Copy !req
792. Teenie, Teenie . . .
It's all my fault.Copy !req
793. Teenie, Teenie . . .Copy !req
794. Oh, mighty Zeus and
gods of the universe!Copy !req
795. Why have you cursed
this lowly, mangy animal so?Copy !req
796. Once I was a king.
A lion amongst lions.Copy !req
797. Ruler of a beautiful
kingdom by a waterfall,Copy !req
798. attended by butterflies
and sparrows,Copy !req
799. and now, banished
for lack of courage.Copy !req
800. I cannot even protect
these friends who have
been so kind to me.Copy !req
801. I was strong and
brave in the subway,Copy !req
802. only to be foolish
and weak again.Copy !req
803. I led us into
the very jaws of death!Copy !req
804. Oh, let me end it all!Copy !req
805. Lion, Lion!
No!Copy !req
806. No, let me splatter
to the four winds!Copy !req
807. It's all right, Lion.
It's all right.Copy !req
808. Everything's all right.Copy !req
809. The worst is over,
my furry friend.Copy !req
810. Would you lay
an appropriate quoteCopy !req
811. on this poor beastie,
brother?Copy !req
812. "Showers expected
late tomorrow."Copy !req
813. Lion?Copy !req
814. There is a place we'll goCopy !req
815. Where there is mostly quietCopy !req
816. Flowers and butterfliesCopy !req
817. A rainbow lives beside itCopy !req
818. And from a velvet skyCopy !req
819. The summer stormCopy !req
820. You can feelCopy !req
821. the coolness in the airCopy !req
822. But you're still warmCopy !req
823. And then a mighty roarCopy !req
824. Will start the skyCopy !req
825. to cryingCopy !req
826. But not even lightningCopy !req
827. Will be frighteningCopy !req
828. My lionCopy !req
829. And with no fear insideCopy !req
830. No need to runCopy !req
831. No need to hideCopy !req
832. You're standing
strong and tallCopy !req
833. You're the bravest of them allCopy !req
834. if on courageCopy !req
835. you must callCopy !req
836. Then just keep on tryingCopy !req
837. and trying and tryingCopy !req
838. You're a lionCopy !req
839. In your own wayCopy !req
840. be a lionCopy !req
841. Come on, be a lion.Copy !req
842. I'm standing strong and tallCopy !req
843. You're the bravestCopy !req
844. of them allCopy !req
845. if on courage you must callCopy !req
846. Keep on trying and
trying and tryingCopy !req
847. Trying and trying and tryingCopy !req
848. I'm a lion in my own wayCopy !req
849. I'm a lionCopy !req
850. A lionCopy !req
851. I'm a lionCopy !req
852. How do we get in?Copy !req
853. And how do you do?
Good evening,
there, brother.Copy !req
854. This place is nice.Copy !req
855. The service entrance
is at the side.Copy !req
856. LlON : Hold on, now.
TlNMAN : Not so fast . . .Copy !req
857. We're here
to see the Wiz.Copy !req
858. Yeah, the Wiz.Copy !req
859. This is where
the Wiz lives, isn't it?Copy !req
860. May I welcome you
to the Emerald City.Copy !req
861. I want to be seen greenCopy !req
862. Wouldn't be caught dead redCopy !req
863. 'Cause if you are
seen greenCopy !req
864. It means you've
got mean breadCopy !req
865. You've got to be
seen green to show that
your stuff's laidCopy !req
866. if you're not seen greenCopy !req
867. You'd better be wearing jadeCopy !req
868. You've got to be seen greenCopy !req
869. Don't tell him
your cupboard's bareCopy !req
870. That you gave up
one week's feedCopy !req
871. To pay for your colored hairCopy !req
872. An announcement from
the great and powerful Oz.Copy !req
873. I thought it over
and green is dead.Copy !req
874. Till I change my mind,
the color's red.Copy !req
875. I wouldn't be seen greenCopy !req
876. I wouldn't be caught deadCopy !req
877. And if I'm caught at allCopy !req
878. Then catch me in dead redCopy !req
879. You've got to be dead redCopy !req
880. You've got to be real hotCopy !req
881. So throw away
those green gemsCopy !req
882. And wear rubies on your yachtCopy !req
883. You've got to be dead redCopy !req
884. You've got to
have flash and flairCopy !req
885. And if you're not seen redCopy !req
886. Then you shouldn't be
seen nowhereCopy !req
887. How quick fashion
goes down the drain.Copy !req
888. Last week, when you
all was wearing pink,
already for me, red was old.Copy !req
889. The ultimate
yellow brick is gold.Copy !req
890. That's the new color,
children, hit it.Copy !req
891. Golden goldCopy !req
892. Golden goldCopy !req
893. You've got to be seen gold
Watch out for the new kindCopy !req
894. You've got to have old gold
like some from a gold mineCopy !req
895. You've got to be wearing gold
The 24 karat kindCopy !req
896. And once you've shined it up
it should ought
to make you blindCopy !req
897. You've got to be seen in gold
to show that
you're super slickCopy !req
898. It helps to pay
tips and tollsCopy !req
899. It's the ultimate yellow brickCopy !req
900. It's the ultimateCopy !req
901. GoldCopy !req
902. Golden goldCopy !req
903. Gold, gold, gold, gold, goldCopy !req
904. An announcement from
the great and powerful Oz.Copy !req
905. Send up the one with
the silver slippers.Copy !req
906. Do you know
how lucky you are?Copy !req
907. I've been trying
to get an appointment
for two years.Copy !req
908. I've been trying
for four years.Copy !req
909. No one,
but no one, sees the Wiz.Copy !req
910. I always knew
you'd make it, dear.Copy !req
911. Who does your hair?Copy !req
912. Can you come for
dinner next Wednesday?Copy !req
913. Put in a
good word for me.Copy !req
914. Can I give you my card?Copy !req
915. Can I take you
home tonight?Copy !req
916. And . . .Copy !req
917. Every man for himself.Copy !req
918. Only the one with
the silver slippers.Copy !req
919. You go ahead, Dorothy.Copy !req
920. He who hesitates . . .
Et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
921. I'd like to speak
to the Wiz.Copy !req
922. Hey, mike.Copy !req
923. Excuse me...Copy !req
924. Excuse me, sir,
Mr. Wiz?Copy !req
925. Speak.Copy !req
926. I'm not alone, sir.Copy !req
927. I'm here with
my three companions
and my dog, Toto.Copy !req
928. Forget it.
No riffraff.Copy !req
929. They're not riffraff, sir.Copy !req
930. They're my friends
and they've traveled
very far to see you.Copy !req
931. I said forget it!Copy !req
932. Then... Then I'm
not coming up there.Copy !req
933. What?Copy !req
934. Either you see
my friends, sir,
or you forget it.Copy !req
935. Send up the riffraff.Copy !req
936. What's happening?Copy !req
937. Step forward.Copy !req
938. Sure wish I was
back at the library.Copy !req
939. So you wanted to
meet the Wizard?Copy !req
940. What do you sniveling
deadbeats want?Copy !req
941. That's close enough!Copy !req
942. My name is Dorothy and . . .Copy !req
943. And I'm trying to get home.Copy !req
944. And these are my friends.
This is the Scarecrow.Copy !req
945. He wants . . .
Tell him.Copy !req
946. A brain, Your Majesty.
Some of your great wisdom.Copy !req
947. And this is the Tinman.Copy !req
948. I been a two-bit
carnie hustler all my life,Copy !req
949. and I want a heart,
O mighty and powerful Wiz.Copy !req
950. A heart so I can
love all humanity.Copy !req
951. And what do you want,
you overstuffed
animal cracker?Copy !req
952. I wanna get the
hell out of here!Copy !req
953. He wants some
courage, sir.Copy !req
954. So he can go back
to his old job of
being king of the jungle.Copy !req
955. Is this so, Lion?Copy !req
956. Anything she says.Copy !req
957. Can you help us, sir?Copy !req
958. What's in it for me?Copy !req
959. We'd be very grateful.Copy !req
960. How about your
pretty silver slippers?Copy !req
961. No!Copy !req
962. No?Copy !req
963. You dare say no to
the great Wizard of Oz?Copy !req
964. But I was . . .
So I told . . .Copy !req
965. I can't take these off
till I get back home,
but I'll send them to you.Copy !req
966. The great Oz has decided
not to grant any
of your wishes!Copy !req
967. Unless...
Unless, you, Dorothy,Copy !req
968. kill Evillene,
the Wicked Witch of the West!Copy !req
969. The great Oz has spoken!Copy !req
970. But Mr. Wiz, please!Copy !req
971. Come in.Copy !req
972. I'm sorry I dragged
you all here, and look
how it turned out.Copy !req
973. Have you made your
decision yet, Dorothy?Copy !req
974. I don't think
there's any choice.Copy !req
975. Well, Dorothy,
you don't have to do it.
We could stay right here.Copy !req
976. Hey, the Emerald City's
not a bad place.Copy !req
977. Get a small apartment.
Chip in together.Copy !req
978. Hey, I bet in no time
we'd fit right in.Copy !req
979. But I could never be
happy here.Copy !req
980. Besides,
I'd never get home.Copy !req
981. I have to go all the way,
even if it means to Evillene.Copy !req
982. Come on, Toto.
Good boy.Copy !req
983. Then I'm going with you.Copy !req
984. Likewise.Copy !req
985. Me, too.Copy !req
986. Come on.Copy !req
987. Which road
do we take?Copy !req
988. Road?Copy !req
989. This one,
and you may be sorry.Copy !req
990. And how do we
find Evillene?Copy !req
991. Don't worry.
She'll find you.Copy !req
992. Now, when I wake up
in the afternoon
which it pleases me to doCopy !req
993. Don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
994. 'Cause I wake up
already negative
and I've fired up my fuseCopy !req
995. So don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
996. Now, if we're gonna
be buddiesCopy !req
997. You better bone up
on the rulesCopy !req
998. 'Cause don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
999. You can be my best of friends
As opposed to paying duesCopy !req
1000. But don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1001. Well, no bad newsCopy !req
1002. No bad newsCopy !req
1003. Now, don't you ever
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1004. 'Cause I'll make
you an offer, child
That you cannot refuseCopy !req
1005. So don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1006. Now, when you're talking to me
Don't be crying bluesCopy !req
1007. 'Cause don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1008. No bad news!Copy !req
1009. You can verbalize, vocalize
But just bring me the cluesCopy !req
1010. But don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1011. Bring the message
in your headCopy !req
1012. Or in something
you can't loseCopy !req
1013. But don't you ever, ever
Bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1014. if you gotta
bring me something
Make it something I can useCopy !req
1015. But don't you
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1016. Well, no bad news
No bad newsCopy !req
1017. No bad newsCopy !req
1018. No bad newsCopy !req
1019. Now, don't you
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1020. 'Cause I'll make
you an offer, child
That you cannot refuseCopy !req
1021. So don't you
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1022. Work!Copy !req
1023. Don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1024. if you're gonna
bring me something
bring me something I can useCopy !req
1025. But don't you ever
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1026. 'Cause I'll make
you an offer, child
that you cannot refuseCopy !req
1027. So don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1028. I say don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1029. I say don't you bring me
Don't you bring meCopy !req
1030. Don't you bring meCopy !req
1031. Don'tCopy !req
1032. Don't bring meCopy !req
1033. I say don'tCopy !req
1034. Don't you ever bring meCopy !req
1035. Don't you ever bring me,
bring me, bring me
bring me, bring meCopy !req
1036. no bad newsCopy !req
1037. Work! Work! Work! Work!Copy !req
1038. Work! Work! Work!Copy !req
1039. And all lunch hours
are canceled!Copy !req
1040. Oh, please,
oh, beautiful one.Copy !req
1041. We haven't had
a lunch hour
in six months.Copy !req
1042. Well, suffering is
food for the soul.Copy !req
1043. Now, suffer!Copy !req
1044. So no one stopped Dorothy, eh?Copy !req
1045. All right!
Amateur night is over!Copy !req
1046. I'm summoning
my flying monkeys!Copy !req
1047. No! No! Not
the flying monkeys!Copy !req
1048. Yes, yes,
the flying monkeys!Copy !req
1049. I hate to have
to do this myselfCopy !req
1050. because I can't
stand the smells,Copy !req
1051. but these are
red-alert conditions!Copy !req
1052. A hot fire.Copy !req
1053. What's happening?Copy !req
1054. Don't come any closer.Copy !req
1055. I got a little job
for you, Cheetah.Copy !req
1056. Bring me Dorothy,
the Scarecrow,Copy !req
1057. the Tinman, the Lion
and the dog, too.Copy !req
1058. How do you want them?
White bread or rye?Copy !req
1059. You get smart with me
and I'll send you
back to your cages.Copy !req
1060. Now, get Dorothy,
and don't damage
those silver slippers!Copy !req
1061. War is hell!Copy !req
1062. Hit it, Morris!Copy !req
1063. Don't nobody bring meCopy !req
1064. Don't nobody bring meCopy !req
1065. Don't nobody
bring me no bad newsCopy !req
1066. I ain't scared.
I ain't got nothing
to be scared about.Copy !req
1067. Hey, brother!Copy !req
1068. Not now!Copy !req
1069. Lion! Wait for me!Copy !req
1070. Get back, I told you!Copy !req
1071. Psst, psst, psst!Copy !req
1072. Psst!Copy !req
1073. Psst, psst, psst!
We're over here.Copy !req
1074. Psst, psst! Lion.
Hey, brother.Copy !req
1075. You better get out
of the way for me.Copy !req
1076. Toto! Where's Toto? Toto!Copy !req
1077. Toto. Toto. Toto. Toto.
Hey, there he is.Copy !req
1078. Come on, Toto. Toto.Copy !req
1079. TlNMAN :
I think we're safe.Copy !req
1080. So you're Dorothy?Copy !req
1081. You murdered my sister!Copy !req
1082. A saint she was.Copy !req
1083. And stole her shoes!
Give them to me.Copy !req
1084. No.
What?Copy !req
1085. No!Copy !req
1086. All right! You . . .Copy !req
1087. Don't worry, Dorothy.
It doesn't hurt.Copy !req
1088. It's just a little
rough on my filing system.Copy !req
1089. Never fear, my little flower.
I'm just a hollow shell!Copy !req
1090. Don't give up the shoes,
Dorothy!Copy !req
1091. Would you like sauerkraut
or mustard, my dear,Copy !req
1092. on your hot dog?Copy !req
1093. Toto! Toto! No, don't.Copy !req
1094. No, don't.
Don't you dare!
Toto, Toto.Copy !req
1095. Now will you
give me those shoes?Copy !req
1096. Yes! Yes, yes.Copy !req
1097. That's what I thought.Copy !req
1098. Psst.Copy !req
1099. Hurry up with
those shoes.Copy !req
1100. No, don't touch that!Copy !req
1101. No!Copy !req
1102. Toto.Copy !req
1103. No! I'm allergic to water.Copy !req
1104. It makes me melt.
No, no. No!Copy !req
1105. Please.Copy !req
1106. Please, help!
Please, help me
with my friends!Copy !req
1107. Here he is. I got him.Copy !req
1108. Put him together.
I don't care what you do.Copy !req
1109. Put him down.
Put him together. Okay.Copy !req
1110. Where's his arm? His . . .Copy !req
1111. Okay, okay, okay.
Do something.Copy !req
1112. Okay, get some tools.
Get something.Copy !req
1113. Tools!
A crowbar, a hammer.
Don't hurt him.Copy !req
1114. Everybody look aroundCopy !req
1115. 'Cause there's a reason
to rejoice, you seeCopy !req
1116. Everybody come out
and let's commence
to singing joyfullyCopy !req
1117. Everybody look up
and feel the hope
we've been waiting onCopy !req
1118. Everybody be glad
because our silent fear
and dread is goneCopy !req
1119. Freedom, you see
has got our hearts
singing so joyfullyCopy !req
1120. Just look around
You owe it to yourself
to check it outCopy !req
1121. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1122. HeyCopy !req
1123. Everybody be glad
'cause the sun is
shining just for usCopy !req
1124. Everybody wake up
lnto the morning,
into happinessCopy !req
1125. Hello, world
It's like a different way
of living nowCopy !req
1126. And thank you world
I always knew that
we'd be free somehowCopy !req
1127. In harmony
let's show the world
that we've got libertyCopy !req
1128. It's such a change
for us to live
so independentlyCopy !req
1129. Freedom, you see
has got our hearts
singing so joyfullyCopy !req
1130. Just look around
You owe it to yourself
to check it outCopy !req
1131. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1132. Everybody be glad
Be glad!Copy !req
1133. Because the sun is
shining just for us
Yes, it is!Copy !req
1134. Everybody wake up
Wake up!Copy !req
1135. lnto the morning,
into happinessCopy !req
1136. That's right!Copy !req
1137. Hello, world
It's like a different way
of living nowCopy !req
1138. Thank you, world
I always knew that
we'd be free somehowCopy !req
1139. In harmony
Let's show the world
that we've got libertyCopy !req
1140. It's such a change
for us to live
so independentlyCopy !req
1141. Freedom, you see
has got our hearts
singing so joyfullyCopy !req
1142. Just look around
You owe it to yourself
to check it outCopy !req
1143. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1144. Yeah!Copy !req
1145. All right!Copy !req
1146. Hey!Copy !req
1147. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1148. Brand-new day
Brand-new dayCopy !req
1149. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1150. Brand-new dayCopy !req
1151. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1152. Brand-new day
Brand-new dayCopy !req
1153. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1154. Brand-new day
Brand-new dayCopy !req
1155. Can't you feel
a brand-new day?Copy !req
1156. Hello?Copy !req
1157. Where are we?Copy !req
1158. This must be
the back door.Copy !req
1159. Well, I don't think
the killers of the
Wicked Witch of the WestCopy !req
1160. should be using
the back door.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1161. Cheetah says
it's a shortcut.Copy !req
1162. Goodbye, Cheetah.Copy !req
1163. Goodbye, Dorothy.Copy !req
1164. Bye.Copy !req
1165. It's open.Copy !req
1166. Hello? Hello, in there!Copy !req
1167. Wait.Copy !req
1168. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1169. Does this look familiar?Copy !req
1170. Guess who got had?Copy !req
1171. Barnum said,
"There's a sucker
born every minute."Copy !req
1172. TlNMAN : I heard him.
I was there when he said it,Copy !req
1173. but I never thought
I'd be one of them.Copy !req
1174. Phony!Copy !req
1175. You're nothing
but a phony.Copy !req
1176. I'm out!Copy !req
1177. The Wizard's out.
He's not here. Out!Copy !req
1178. Lies!Copy !req
1179. No more lies.Copy !req
1180. TlNMAN : You charlatan.
I've seen men shot for less.Copy !req
1181. You're a terrible man.Copy !req
1182. Should I finish
him right here?Copy !req
1183. I'm sorry!Copy !req
1184. Sorry?Copy !req
1185. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1186. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1187. Phony.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1188. Everything they say
about me is true.
I'm a phony.Copy !req
1189. I got no powers.
I got no right to be
pretending to be the Wiz.Copy !req
1190. I've got nothing.
Hocus-pocus. Nothing.Copy !req
1191. I'm just plain
old Herman Smith
from Atlantic City.Copy !req
1192. Atlantic City?
Atlantic City?Copy !req
1193. You mean,
you're from New Jersey?Copy !req
1194. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1195. I'm just
a second-rate politician
from District 7.Copy !req
1196. "Public office
is the last refuge
of the incompetent."Copy !req
1197. Penrose.Copy !req
1198. lncompetent?
That's me.Copy !req
1199. I'm incompetent. So much so,
I could never get
elected to public office.Copy !req
1200. Not because I didn't try.
I tried everything.Copy !req
1201. Look, look.
I ran for any
and everything.Copy !req
1202. Alderman, councilman,
assembly leader.Copy !req
1203. I became a laughingstock.
I couldn't even
get on the ticket.Copy !req
1204. Finally, in desperation,Copy !req
1205. I ran for dogcatcher.Copy !req
1206. I like animals.
Don't get me wrong.
I like animals.Copy !req
1207. I was at the end of my rope.
I plunged myself
into the campaign.Copy !req
1208. One desperate
grandstand play.
You know what I did?Copy !req
1209. I rented a hot-air balloon.Copy !req
1210. TlNMAN : Hot air.
That's a perfect
vehicle for you.Copy !req
1211. No, no, no. No.
It was a beautiful
Fourth of July day.Copy !req
1212. I planned to fly
over the boardwalkCopy !req
1213. and the beach,
and throw my . . .Copy !req
1214. Throw my leaflets
to the astonished
crowds below.Copy !req
1215. My motto was,Copy !req
1216. "Vote for Smith.
Your best bet to
catch that pet."Copy !req
1217. But just when I got
up in the balloon,Copy !req
1218. a terrible storm came up
and blew me into the clouds.Copy !req
1219. I got lost.Copy !req
1220. I landed here in Oz.Copy !req
1221. They'd never seen
a hot-air balloon
like mine before.Copy !req
1222. And I know I should have
told them the truth,Copy !req
1223. but they proclaimed me
the Wizard,
and I needed the job.Copy !req
1224. And you mean
you sent us to kill EvilleneCopy !req
1225. knowing we might
never come back?Copy !req
1226. She would've killed me.Copy !req
1227. She would've found
out I had no power,
and she'd have took over Oz.Copy !req
1228. That's no excuse.
Come on.Copy !req
1229. Please!
Please, don't go.Copy !req
1230. I live here all
alone in terrorCopy !req
1231. that someone will find out
that I'm a fraud.Copy !req
1232. Please, just stay with me
for a little while and talk.Copy !req
1233. You can talk to me crazy,
call me names.Copy !req
1234. What's the matter?Copy !req
1235. Now I'll never
get my brain.Copy !req
1236. Nor my heart.Copy !req
1237. Or my courage.Copy !req
1238. But you don't
need them nowCopy !req
1239. because you've
had them all along.
Scarecrow. Scarecrow?Copy !req
1240. You're the one who
figured out how to find
the yellow brick road,Copy !req
1241. and how to destroy Evillene,
and every smart
move we've made.Copy !req
1242. Didn't you? Didn't you?Copy !req
1243. And Lion,Copy !req
1244. you wouldn't even give up
when Evillene strung
you up by your tail.Copy !req
1245. And Tinman,Copy !req
1246. you have more heart
than anyone I've ever known.Copy !req
1247. Honest?Copy !req
1248. Yes.Copy !req
1249. You never needed anything
from the fake Wizard anyway.Copy !req
1250. if you believeCopy !req
1251. within your heartCopy !req
1252. You'll know that
no one can changeCopy !req
1253. The path that you must goCopy !req
1254. Believe what you feelCopy !req
1255. And know you're right becauseCopy !req
1256. The time will come aroundCopy !req
1257. When you say it's yoursCopy !req
1258. Believe there's
a reason to beCopy !req
1259. Believe you can
make time stand stillCopy !req
1260. You know from
the moment you tryCopy !req
1261. if you believeCopy !req
1262. I know you willCopy !req
1263. Believe in yourself
right from the startCopy !req
1264. You'll have brainsCopy !req
1265. You'll have a heartCopy !req
1266. You'll have courageCopy !req
1267. To last your
whole life throughCopy !req
1268. if you believe in yourselfCopy !req
1269. as I believe in youCopy !req
1270. What about you, Dorothy?
You'll never get home.Copy !req
1271. Me?Copy !req
1272. I guess you're stuck
with Toto and me.Copy !req
1273. It's Glinda,
the Good Witch of the South.
She has great powers.Copy !req
1274. Hello, Dorothy.Copy !req
1275. Please. Ls there a way
for me to get home?Copy !req
1276. Oh, Dorothy,
you were wise
and good enoughCopy !req
1277. to help your friends
find what was inside
them all the time.Copy !req
1278. That's true for you, also.Copy !req
1279. Home?Copy !req
1280. lnside me?
I don't understand.Copy !req
1281. Home is a place
we all must find, child.Copy !req
1282. It's not just a place
where you eat or sleep.Copy !req
1283. Home is knowing.Copy !req
1284. Knowing your mind,
knowing your heart,
knowing your courage.Copy !req
1285. if we know ourselves,
we're always home anywhere.Copy !req
1286. If you believe
within your heartCopy !req
1287. You'll knowCopy !req
1288. That no one can changeCopy !req
1289. The path that you must goCopy !req
1290. Believe what you feelCopy !req
1291. and know you're right becauseCopy !req
1292. The time will come aroundCopy !req
1293. When you'll say it's yoursCopy !req
1294. Believe that you can go homeCopy !req
1295. Believe you can float on airCopy !req
1296. Yes, click your heels
three timesCopy !req
1297. if you believeCopy !req
1298. and then you'll be thereCopy !req
1299. That's why I want you
to believe in yourselfCopy !req
1300. Yes, right from the start
you've got to believeCopy !req
1301. Believe in the magic
right there in your heartCopy !req
1302. Go ahead,
believe all these thingsCopy !req
1303. Not because I told you to nowCopy !req
1304. Go ahead and believe
Believe in yourselfCopy !req
1305. Ooh, yeah, believe
Believe in yourselfCopy !req
1306. Ooh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, believe in yourselfCopy !req
1307. as I believe in youCopy !req
1308. You mean,Copy !req
1309. I could have gone home by
clicking my heels three times?Copy !req
1310. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1311. Dorothy.Copy !req
1312. Can you do something for me?Copy !req
1313. They've had what
they've been searching
for in them all along.Copy !req
1314. I don't know what's in you.
You'll have to find
that out for yourself.Copy !req
1315. But I do know one thing,Copy !req
1316. you'll never find it in
the safety of this room.Copy !req
1317. I tried that all my life.
It doesn't work.Copy !req
1318. There's a whole
world out there,Copy !req
1319. and you'll have to begin
by letting people
see who you really are.Copy !req
1320. Success,Copy !req
1321. fame and fortune,
they're all illusions.Copy !req
1322. All there is that is realCopy !req
1323. is the friendshipCopy !req
1324. that two can share.Copy !req
1325. That's beautiful.
Who said that?Copy !req
1326. I did.Copy !req
1327. Oh, Dorothy.Copy !req
1328. I'll think of you
all the time.Copy !req
1329. And I will miss
you every day.Copy !req
1330. Even if I had to go
back to that junk pile,Copy !req
1331. even as Teenie's seat cushion,
I wouldn't mind,Copy !req
1332. because I have
known real love.Copy !req
1333. Oh, don't rust
yourself, now.Copy !req
1334. Oh, Dorothy.Copy !req
1335. if it hadn't been for you,Copy !req
1336. I'd still be back
on that pedestal,Copy !req
1337. afraid to live.Copy !req
1338. Me, too.Copy !req
1339. Thank you.Copy !req
1340. Thank you for
being my friends.Copy !req
1341. I'm ready now.Copy !req
1342. Think of home.Copy !req
1343. Home.Copy !req
1344. When I think of homeCopy !req
1345. I think of a placeCopy !req
1346. Where there's
love overflowingCopy !req
1347. I wish I was homeCopy !req
1348. I wish I was back thereCopy !req
1349. With the things
I've been knowingCopy !req
1350. Wind that makes
the tall treesCopy !req
1351. bend into leaningCopy !req
1352. Suddenly the snowflakes
that fallCopy !req
1353. have a meaningCopy !req
1354. Sprinkling the sceneCopy !req
1355. Makes it all cleanCopy !req
1356. Maybe there's a chance
for me to go backCopy !req
1357. Now that I have
some directionCopy !req
1358. It would sure be nice
to be back homeCopy !req
1359. Where there's
love and affectionCopy !req
1360. And just maybe lCopy !req
1361. can convince time to slow upCopy !req
1362. Giving me enough time
in my life to grow upCopy !req
1363. Time, be my friendCopy !req
1364. Let me start againCopy !req
1365. Suddenly, my world's goneCopy !req
1366. And changed its faceCopy !req
1367. But I still know
where I'm goingCopy !req
1368. I have had my mind
spun around in spaceCopy !req
1369. And yet I've
watched it growingCopy !req
1370. And if you're listening, GodCopy !req
1371. Please don't make it hardCopy !req
1372. To know if we should
believe the thingsCopy !req
1373. that we seeCopy !req
1374. Tell us, should we run away?Copy !req
1375. Should we try and stay?Copy !req
1376. Or would it be better
just to let things be?Copy !req
1377. Living here in
this brand new worldCopy !req
1378. might be a fantasyCopy !req
1379. But it taught me to loveCopy !req
1380. So it's real, real to meCopy !req
1381. And I've learnedCopy !req
1382. That we must look
inside our heartsCopy !req
1383. to findCopy !req
1384. A world full of loveCopy !req
1385. like yours, like mineCopy !req
1386. Like homeCopy !req