1. All right, everybody, come on.Copy !req
2. Out on the dance floor.Copy !req
3. Look at the happy couple.Copy !req
4. No exceptions.
Up out of your chairs.Copy !req
5. I can feel
all the happiness in here.Copy !req
6. All right!Copy !req
7. Look at him go.Copy !req
8. If I...Copy !req
9. I get to know your name...Copy !req
10. If I...Copy !req
11. Could trace
your private number, baby...Copy !req
12. All I know is that to me...Copy !req
13. You look like
you're lots of fun.Copy !req
14. Open up them lovin' arms.Copy !req
15. I want some, want some.Copy !req
16. I set my sights on you.Copy !req
17. And no one else will do.Copy !req
18. And I...Copy !req
19. I got to have my way now, baby.Copy !req
20. All I know is that to me...Copy !req
21. You look like
you're lots of fun.Copy !req
22. Open up them lovin' arms.Copy !req
23. Watch out, here I come.Copy !req
24. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
25. Like a record, baby...Copy !req
26. Right round, round, round.Copy !req
27. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
28. Like a record, baby...Copy !req
29. Right round, round, round.Copy !req
30. Somebody get some pants
on that kid.Copy !req
31. If I...Copy !req
32. I got to be your friend...Copy !req
33. Grandma Molly,
I'm talking to you.Copy !req
34. And I...Copy !req
35. Would like to move in
just a little bit closer.Copy !req
36. All I know is that to me...Copy !req
37. You look like
you're lots of fun.Copy !req
38. Open up your lovin' arms.Copy !req
39. Watch out, here I come.Copy !req
40. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
41. Like a record, baby...Copy !req
42. Right round, round, round.Copy !req
43. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
44. Like a record, baby.Copy !req
45. I want your love.Copy !req
46. Uncle Marty!Copy !req
47. All I know is that to me...Copy !req
48. You look like
you're lots of fun.Copy !req
49. Open up your lovin' arms.Copy !req
50. Watch out, here I come.Copy !req
51. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
52. Like a record, baby...Copy !req
53. Right round, round, round.Copy !req
54. You spin me right round,
baby, right round...Copy !req
55. Like a record, baby...Copy !req
56. Right round, round, round.Copy !req
57. You spin me round...Copy !req
58. And round...Copy !req
59. And round.Copy !req
60. Very nice.Copy !req
61. Good job, lady.
You were shakin'.Copy !req
62. It is gonna be fun today.Copy !req
63. The best man's gonna come up
and say a few words...Copy !req
64. so let's put our hands together
for the groom's brother David.Copy !req
65. All right, Dave.Copy !req
66. When my brother Harold
asked me to be the best man...Copy !req
67. I was like,
"Whoa, of course, man...Copy !req
68. "because you've always
been there for me."Copy !req
69. Like when I was in rehab...Copy !req
70. and like the time
I couldn't find my car.Copy !req
71. 'Cause, Harold, he's always been
the dependable one.Copy !req
72. I've always been
the screwed-up one. Right, Dad?Copy !req
73. "Why can't you
be more like your brother?Copy !req
74. "Harold would never
beat up his landlord."Copy !req
75. He's drunk as shit.Copy !req
76. But...Copy !req
77. a little news flash, Pop.Copy !req
78. Harold ain't so perfect.Copy !req
79. Remember that time
in Puerto Rico...Copy !req
80. when we picked up those two...Copy !req
81. I guess they were prostitutes,
but I don't remember paying.Copy !req
82. How about that?Copy !req
83. Terrific.Copy !req
84. I'm a person, too,
Pop, goddamn it!Copy !req
85. You're a moron!Copy !req
86. The best man, everybody.Copy !req
87. Best man. The better man.Copy !req
88. We've all done crazy things
in our life, so...Copy !req
89. He's playing the guitar now.
Isn't that great?Copy !req
90. He's doing good.Copy !req
91. Sounds good?Copy !req
92. It's because I'm the best
guitar player in the world.Copy !req
93. Self-taught.Copy !req
94. No lessons,
thank you very much, Pop.Copy !req
95. All right.Copy !req
96. They'll be divorced in a year.Copy !req
97. Very good.Copy !req
98. I think we all know
that when you fall in love...Copy !req
99. the emptiness
kind of drifts away.Copy !req
100. That's all I'm talking about.Copy !req
101. I've done some crazy things
in my life, too...Copy !req
102. but then I met
a very special girl...Copy !req
103. a girl who I'm actually
marrying next week.Copy !req
104. Thank you.Copy !req
105. So all I'm saying is that
when you fall in love...Copy !req
106. the emptiness drifts away...Copy !req
107. because you find something
to live for...Copy !req
108. each other.Copy !req
109. And the way
I've seen you two...Copy !req
110. looking into each other's
eyes all day long...Copy !req
111. I can tell that you're
gonna live for each other...Copy !req
112. for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
113. So cheers.Copy !req
114. That's a good
wedding singer.Copy !req
115. Now on behalf of
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Veltri...Copy !req
116. you guys have a nice dinner.Copy !req
117. George Stitzer's gonna take over
on lead vocals...Copy !req
118. so take it away, George.Copy !req
119. Give me time...Copy !req
120. To realize my crime.Copy !req
121. Let me love and stay.Copy !req
122. - Jesus.
- Scary.Copy !req
123. I have danced...Copy !req
124. I like her.Copy !req
125. Inside your eyes.Copy !req
126. How can love...Copy !req
127. Be real?Copy !req
128. Do you really want to hurt me?Copy !req
129. Good save, wedding singer.Copy !req
130. Good job.Copy !req
131. Sammy, how come you're not out
with your limo? What's up?Copy !req
132. That new waitress.
That's what's up.Copy !req
133. Is she in trouble.Copy !req
134. She's gonna get it,
and she doesn't even know it...Copy !req
135. and I'm gonna give it to her.Copy !req
136. Take it easy, man. Who is she?Copy !req
137. She's Holly Sullivan's cousin.Copy !req
138. If she's
half as easy as Holly...Copy !req
139. I'll close this deal
by the end of the week.Copy !req
140. I don't think
that's gonna happen.Copy !req
141. Please. It's her first day.Copy !req
142. Always takes them three weeks...Copy !req
143. to realize they shouldn't
date anyone at work.Copy !req
144. You like being the guy
that helps them realize that?Copy !req
145. Yes, I do.Copy !req
146. You want to be like Fonzie,
don't you?Copy !req
147. You're on your way.Copy !req
148. Do you really want to hurt me?Copy !req
149. Do you really want
to make me cry?Copy !req
150. Prime rib, please.Copy !req
151. Always the prime rib.
Make them eat the fish.Copy !req
152. Andre,
can I have three prime rib?Copy !req
153. Your wish is my command, madame.Copy !req
154. How come he's so nice to you?Copy !req
155. I let him look at my boobs
at the Christmas party.Copy !req
156. Not my finest half-hour...Copy !req
157. but it's been a pleasant
working environment ever since.Copy !req
158. So, how's your first night
going?Copy !req
159. Being at this wedding
is making me realize...Copy !req
160. that Glenn is never
going to set a date...Copy !req
161. and I've been wearing
this ring for two years...Copy !req
162. and I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
163. You know what you must do?Copy !req
164. Relax. Don't do it.Copy !req
165. I feel stupid for moving here
to be closer to him.Copy !req
166. I think you need a break.
Go out back and get some air.Copy !req
167. I'll cover your tables.Copy !req
168. You OK?Copy !req
169. You going to throw up?Copy !req
170. Come with me, man.Copy !req
171. Give me time...Copy !req
172. What?Copy !req
173. Here we go.Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. You got it. There.Copy !req
176. Is he a friend of yours?Copy !req
177. Me? No.Copy !req
178. I couldn't let him do it
in front of his family.Copy !req
179. Wow.Copy !req
180. I'm glad I got to see it.Copy !req
181. You all through?Copy !req
182. Going to wait a few years
before you drink again?Copy !req
183. All right, remember,
alcohol equals puke...Copy !req
184. equals smelly mess
equals nobody likes you.Copy !req
185. I got it from here.Copy !req
186. Know what? You go this way,
and you go this way.Copy !req
187. It's for the best.
It's all right. Take it easy.Copy !req
188. See you later.
Sleep it off, pal.Copy !req
189. Hey, you know,
wedding singer?Copy !req
190. Are you drinking, too?Copy !req
191. No. It's Coca-cola.Copy !req
192. Are you sure? There's
no rum in that Coca-cola?Copy !req
193. I'm not a big drinker...Copy !req
194. and if it was, I'd be puking
more than that kid.Copy !req
195. I don't think anybody could
puke more than that kid.Copy !req
196. I think I saw a boot come out.Copy !req
197. You're the wedding singer.Copy !req
198. How you doing? I'm Robbie.Copy !req
199. I'm Julia.Copy !req
200. I'm actually waitressing
at your wedding next week.Copy !req
201. Cool. That's a beautiful ring
you have there.Copy !req
202. Are you getting married, too?Copy !req
203. Actually, I don't know
how serious the guy is...Copy !req
204. who gave this to me.Copy !req
205. I feel like I'm doomed to wander
the planet alone forever.Copy !req
206. Like the Incredible Hulk?Copy !req
207. Yeah... only
I'm not helping people.Copy !req
208. That's not true,
because I saw you inside.Copy !req
209. You were helping people.Copy !req
210. You were giving them
fish and coffee and forks.Copy !req
211. People can't eat without forks.Copy !req
212. And they can't
drink without a fish.Copy !req
213. That's right.
What does that mean?Copy !req
214. I don't know.
You lost me back at the Hulk.Copy !req
215. Robbie, you better
get back in there.Copy !req
216. They're starting
to turn on George.Copy !req
217. - Sit down!
- You suck!Copy !req
218. He's got to learn a new song.Copy !req
219. But it was nice to meet you.Copy !req
220. It was nice meeting you, too.Copy !req
221. And if I ever get married,
maybe you'll sing at my wedding.Copy !req
222. Oh, man. It's a deal.Copy !req
223. Take care.Copy !req
224. There was love...Copy !req
225. All around...Copy !req
226. But I never...Copy !req
227. Heard it singing.Copy !req
228. Very nice.Copy !req
229. No, I never...Copy !req
230. Heard it at all...Copy !req
231. Pretty.Copy !req
232. 'Til there was you.Copy !req
233. Much better.Copy !req
234. You're going
to blow everybody away...Copy !req
235. at your fiftieth
anniversary party.Copy !req
236. If I sing to Frank
without making any mistakes...Copy !req
237. he would know
how hard I've worked...Copy !req
238. and how much I still love him
after all these years.Copy !req
239. I hope 50 years from now...Copy !req
240. Linda and I are as happy
as you two guys.Copy !req
241. You will be.
It runs in your family.Copy !req
242. You're a born romantic,
just like your father was.Copy !req
243. I know they'll be
looking down on you tomorrow.Copy !req
244. I hope so.Copy !req
245. Are you nervous?Copy !req
246. I'm actually not
that nervous, you know?Copy !req
247. I'm at weddings all the time.
It's going to be fun.Copy !req
248. Not about the wedding—
about the wedding night.Copy !req
249. Will this be your first time
with intercourse?Copy !req
250. Don't be ashamed.Copy !req
251. When I got married,
I wasn't a virgin.Copy !req
252. I already had intercourse
with eight men.Copy !req
253. That's actually something
I don't want to know about.Copy !req
254. That was a lot back then.
That would be like 200 today.Copy !req
255. It's 5:00.
I'm going to get going.Copy !req
256. But your payment.Copy !req
257. My payment.
Can I get it to go?Copy !req
258. You're such a sweet boy...Copy !req
259. letting an old woman
pay you with meatballs.Copy !req
260. They taste so good,
it's like I'm ripping you off.Copy !req
261. I don't have
any clean Tupperware.Copy !req
262. All right,
definitely next time.Copy !req
263. Don't be silly.
Now hold out your hands.Copy !req
264. - You want to—
- Do it.Copy !req
265. Cool.Copy !req
266. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
267. Now, please, take a bite...Copy !req
268. so that I can
watch you enjoy.Copy !req
269. That's my favorite part.Copy !req
270. Well...
I'll go with the right one.Copy !req
271. That looks good.Copy !req
272. That's a good meatball.Copy !req
273. Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart.Copy !req
274. You're going to be
a fine husband.Copy !req
275. I hope so, Rosie. Thank you.Copy !req
276. I'm going to leave.Copy !req
277. I'll see you
at the wedding, all right?Copy !req
278. Thank you for coming in
and taking me to lunch.Copy !req
279. Look at the picture
of that girl. See that?Copy !req
280. You're a lot prettier
than that girl...Copy !req
281. and she's getting married.Copy !req
282. What does pretty have to do
with getting married?Copy !req
283. Everything.
You got to get married...Copy !req
284. before your hips start spreading
and you get facial hair...Copy !req
285. which, by the way,
comes from your father's mother.Copy !req
286. Looks like Magnum, P.I.,
for God's sake.Copy !req
287. I can't make Glenn set a date.Copy !req
288. You're going to hate
this idea...Copy !req
289. but I think you should consider
a fake pregnancy.Copy !req
290. I'm exiting the car.Copy !req
291. It's just a means to an end.Copy !req
292. In five years,
he'll thank you for it.Copy !req
293. Perhaps we should call her.Copy !req
294. She's probably got
a make-up problem or her dress.Copy !req
295. I know her.
She likes to look her best.Copy !req
296. Hey, sis.Copy !req
297. Hi, Robs.Copy !req
298. I just got off the phone
with Linda's mom.Copy !req
299. Linda's not there, but...Copy !req
300. there was a note.Copy !req
301. A note?Copy !req
302. Everything all right?Copy !req
303. Yeah, she's OK.Copy !req
304. It basically indicated...Copy !req
305. that Linda was...Copy !req
306. not coming today.Copy !req
307. So, it was a bad note.Copy !req
308. Did she say why?Copy !req
309. I am so sorry, honey.Copy !req
310. It's OK.Copy !req
311. You want me to say something?Copy !req
312. Just give me a second.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
313. Oh, my God,
she's not showing up.Copy !req
314. Don't worry.
Everything's gonna be all right.Copy !req
315. It's OK.Copy !req
316. Oh, God!Copy !req
317. You can't catch me!Copy !req
318. I'm going to get you
and chop you up!Copy !req
319. Can we turn this crap off,
please?Copy !req
320. That's right, Robbie.
You have to let it out.Copy !req
321. - Let what out?
- Your feelings.Copy !req
322. About what that lousy bitch
did to you today.Copy !req
323. Don't call her that...Copy !req
324. because we're going
to get back together...Copy !req
325. and then there will be weirdness
between you and me...Copy !req
326. so just watch it.Copy !req
327. I made this for you,
Uncle Robbie.Copy !req
328. Thanks, Freddy Krueger.Copy !req
329. That's not nice.Copy !req
330. Very creative, though.Copy !req
331. Go back to the boiler room.Copy !req
332. I just wish I knew
where she was, you know?Copy !req
333. He's taking it pretty bad.Copy !req
334. He's acting like a real robot...Copy !req
335. a zombie or something.Copy !req
336. He's been wanting to get married
since the third grade.Copy !req
337. It makes sense.
That's when Mom and Dad died.Copy !req
338. He wants to start
a family of his own.Copy !req
339. Check out the cake.Copy !req
340. There's only
a little groom on top.Copy !req
341. You're late.Copy !req
342. I'm sorry.Copy !req
343. I just couldn't do it.Copy !req
344. If you need some more time,
I guess I can wait.Copy !req
345. No, I don't need
more time, Robbie.Copy !req
346. I don't ever want to marry you.Copy !req
347. You know, that information...Copy !req
348. might have been a little
more useful to me yesterday.Copy !req
349. I've been talking to my friends
the last couple of days...Copy !req
350. Here it comes.Copy !req
351. And I think I figured out
what's been bothering me.Copy !req
352. I'm not in love with Robbie now.Copy !req
353. I'm in love with Robbie
six years ago...Copy !req
354. Robbie, the lead singer
of Final Warning...Copy !req
355. when I used to come and
watch you from the front row...Copy !req
356. in your spandex pants...Copy !req
357. your silk shirt unbuttoned...Copy !req
358. licking the microphone
like David Lee Roth.Copy !req
359. I still got the spandex.
I'll put them on right now.Copy !req
360. The point is,
I woke up this morning...Copy !req
361. and I realized I'm about
to marry a wedding singer.Copy !req
362. I am never going
to leave Ridgefield.Copy !req
363. Why do you need
to leave Ridgefield?Copy !req
364. We grew up here.
All our friends are here.Copy !req
365. It's the perfect place
to raise a family.Copy !req
366. Living in your sister's
basement with five kids...Copy !req
367. while you're off every
weekend doing wedding gigs...Copy !req
368. at a whopping 60 bucks a pop?Copy !req
369. Once again...Copy !req
370. things that could have been
brought to my attention...Copy !req
371. yesterday!Copy !req
372. The fact is,
we grew apart a long time ago.Copy !req
373. You wanted to get married.
You didn't care to who.Copy !req
374. That's not true. I love you.
Come here.Copy !req
375. I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.Copy !req
376. Hey, Linda.Copy !req
377. You're a bitch.Copy !req
378. Thanks, Petey.
Go back to the house.Copy !req
379. He might have
Tourette's syndrome.Copy !req
380. We're looking into it.Copy !req
381. I got to go.Copy !req
382. I'm sorry.Copy !req
383. Ninety-nine Luftballons...Copy !req
384. Glenn!Copy !req
385. Don't be so jumpy.Copy !req
386. These are for you.Copy !req
387. Thank you.Copy !req
388. They're beautiful.Copy !req
389. I have something else for you.Copy !req
390. Two airplane tickets
to Las Vegas?Copy !req
391. Oh, my God, Glenn!Copy !req
392. I know you wanted
to set a date...Copy !req
393. so I went to the travel agent
and set it.Copy !req
394. Glenn, I love you so much...Copy !req
395. but Las Vegas? I thought—Copy !req
396. Jules, it's the romance
capital of the world.Copy !req
397. I just don't want
a big wedding—Copy !req
398. hundreds of people
we don't know...Copy !req
399. that are just there
for the free drinks...Copy !req
400. and all-you-can-eat buffet.Copy !req
401. They might as well be in Vegas.Copy !req
402. Las Vegas it is,
and it'll be great.Copy !req
403. Are you going to do
the girl thing?Copy !req
404. You're going to act happy
and be pouting on the inside?Copy !req
405. I'm happy.Copy !req
406. All right.Copy !req
407. Let's get married here.Copy !req
408. I know that's what you want.Copy !req
409. Thank you, Glenn.Copy !req
410. It's more important
to you anyway.Copy !req
411. I promise I will give you
the most beautiful wedding...Copy !req
412. and even you'll have
a good time.Copy !req
413. It's about time
his best friend showed up.Copy !req
414. So, how's he doing?Copy !req
415. I don't know.Copy !req
416. He's been down in the basement
since it happened.Copy !req
417. Five days now.Copy !req
418. I think he's having some kind
of a mental situation...Copy !req
419. an episode or something.Copy !req
420. All right.Copy !req
421. You do something, because
I don't want to be known...Copy !req
422. as the brother-in-law
of the town nut job.Copy !req
423. I got enough problems already.Copy !req
424. Shit,
I got water all over myself.Copy !req
425. Hello?Copy !req
426. You all right?Copy !req
427. These sheets are soft.
You use Downy?Copy !req
428. All Tempa-Cheer.Copy !req
429. You can wash your clothes
at any temperature...Copy !req
430. and the colors
don't run together.Copy !req
431. - Really?
- Yeah. Now leave me alone.Copy !req
432. You have to go back to work.Copy !req
433. There's going to be over
a hundred drunk girls...Copy !req
434. at this wedding tonight.Copy !req
435. I've got nothing
to offer anybody.Copy !req
436. I haven't done jack shit
since high school.Copy !req
437. Why would any girl
ever marry me?Copy !req
438. Marry you?Copy !req
439. I'm just trying to get someone
to play with your ding-dong.Copy !req
440. Holiday...Copy !req
441. Celebrate...Copy !req
442. If we took a holiday...Copy !req
443. Took some time to celebrate...Copy !req
444. Come on, let's celebrate.Copy !req
445. Just one day out of life...Copy !req
446. It would be...Copy !req
447. It would be so nice.Copy !req
448. Everybody spread the word.Copy !req
449. I live in
my sister's basement.Copy !req
450. He just had his heart broken.Copy !req
451. Why would he even think
about coming back to work?Copy !req
452. I don't know.Copy !req
453. Celebrate.Copy !req
454. You guys are off
to a great start.Copy !req
455. I mean...Copy !req
456. Cindy showed up,
so, right away, Scott...Copy !req
457. you got to be pretty psyched.Copy !req
458. I'm not paying you to hear
your thoughts on life.Copy !req
459. I'm paying you to sing.Copy !req
460. I have a microphone,
and you don't...Copy !req
461. so you will listen
to every damn word...Copy !req
462. I have to say!Copy !req
463. It's funny. Some of us
will never find true love.Copy !req
464. Like, take, for instance... me.Copy !req
465. And I'm pretty sure
that guy right there.Copy !req
466. And that lady
with the sideburns.Copy !req
467. And basically
everybody at table nine.Copy !req
468. But the worst thing is...Copy !req
469. that me, fatty,
sideburns lady...Copy !req
470. and the mutants
over at table nine...Copy !req
471. will never, ever find a way
to better the situation...Copy !req
472. because...Copy !req
473. apparently, we have
absolutely nothing to offer...Copy !req
474. the opposite sex.Copy !req
475. You are the worst wedding singer
in the world, buddy!Copy !req
476. Sir, one more outburst...Copy !req
477. I will strangle you
with my microphone wire.Copy !req
478. Let's cut the stupid cake...Copy !req
479. because the fat guy's
going to have a heart attack...Copy !req
480. if we don't eat again soon.Copy !req
481. And while we do that,
here's a little mood music.Copy !req
482. Cindy and Scott are newlyweds.Copy !req
483. He loves her...Copy !req
484. But she loves
this guy right here...Copy !req
485. And he loves somebody else.Copy !req
486. You just can't win.Copy !req
487. And so it goes...Copy !req
488. Until the day you die.Copy !req
489. This thing they call love...Copy !req
490. Is gonna make you cry.Copy !req
491. I hate you.Copy !req
492. I've had the blues...Copy !req
493. The reds and the pinks.Copy !req
494. One thing's for sure...Copy !req
495. Love stinks?Copy !req
496. Love stinks.Copy !req
497. Drug addict! Degenerate!Copy !req
498. I was wondering
what happened to you.Copy !req
499. Did everybody leave?Copy !req
500. Pretty much,
except for a few cops...Copy !req
501. that are still interviewing
some witnesses.Copy !req
502. I'm going to get
the hell out of here.Copy !req
503. So it was
your first wedding back.Copy !req
504. Of course things are going
to be a little shaky.Copy !req
505. A little shaky?
I hate weddings.Copy !req
506. I hate the bride.
I hate the groom.Copy !req
507. I want them to be miserable,
because that's what I am.Copy !req
508. No. You're the best.Copy !req
509. At what? People eat
prime rib, and I sing.Copy !req
510. It's a joke.
I can't do this anymore.Copy !req
511. Glenn and I set the date...Copy !req
512. so you have to play our wedding.Copy !req
513. Congratulations.Copy !req
514. I just can't do it, all right?Copy !req
515. I'm having an engagement party
in two weeks...Copy !req
516. and I really want
you and Sammy to come.Copy !req
517. Good, you're here.Copy !req
518. Robbie's here!
Let's move it!Copy !req
519. The kids have been fed,
but if they want snacks...Copy !req
520. there's ice pops in the freezer,
or microwave popcorn.Copy !req
521. Good.Copy !req
522. Are you going
to the engagement party?Copy !req
523. Yeah, I'll probably go.Copy !req
524. Come on, Andy, move your ass!Copy !req
525. Hang on. I'm watching Dallas.Copy !req
526. I think J.R. might be dead.
They shot him.Copy !req
527. Good night.Copy !req
528. - Love you.
- Love you.Copy !req
529. Time to make the donuts.Copy !req
530. I made the donuts.Copy !req
531. Dunkin' donuts—
up to 52 varieties...Copy !req
532. Uncle Robbie's here.Copy !req
533. Hey, the Goofball Brothers.Copy !req
534. Is it true you're in the middle
of a nervous breakdown?Copy !req
535. - Who said that?
- Everybody.Copy !req
536. You're eight years old.
You only know your parents.Copy !req
537. What are you talking about?Copy !req
538. Is it true you're gonna end up
in a mental institution?Copy !req
539. Cuckoo's nest!Copy !req
540. Hey, kids.Copy !req
541. Remember what we talked about?Copy !req
542. Go over there
and watch some television.Copy !req
543. Can I speak to you for a second?Copy !req
544. Everybody...Copy !req
545. I've been thinking
about what happened to you...Copy !req
546. and it's all for the best.Copy !req
547. I know you were
in love and everything...Copy !req
548. but that wears off.Copy !req
549. Me and your sister,
we used to be wild.Copy !req
550. She was very adventurous...Copy !req
551. and we got into some crazy shit.Copy !req
552. But now the thrill is gone.Copy !req
553. If we get a second alone,
we usually go to sleep.Copy !req
554. If it's a special occasion...Copy !req
555. she might do
this exotic dance for me.Copy !req
556. What?Copy !req
557. Sometimes she might
work with my nipples a bit.Copy !req
558. All right, enough. Go out.Copy !req
559. I'll take care of the kids.Copy !req
560. I don't know what I just said,
but I said something.Copy !req
561. Women got a thing
about marriage.Copy !req
562. If you want to stay with them,
you're gonna have to marry them.Copy !req
563. No big deal. There she is.Copy !req
564. The girl who finally beat me
into submission.Copy !req
565. That's right.Copy !req
566. August 5th
is less than three months away.Copy !req
567. We've got a lot of planning
to do.Copy !req
568. Do you think
it would be better...Copy !req
569. if maybe you took over
all the arrangements?Copy !req
570. I'd like to do it together.Copy !req
571. Yeah, but you like this stuff.Copy !req
572. It's really not my thing.Copy !req
573. God forbid I screw up
the wedding flowers.Copy !req
574. How could I live with myself?Copy !req
575. He'll be so wasted...Copy !req
576. he won't know flowers
are at the wedding.Copy !req
577. I hear you're gonna have
your bachelor party Friday.Copy !req
578. Gonna be all right with that?
You might miss Miami Vice.Copy !req
579. Nope. Summer. Reruns.
I'm all set.Copy !req
580. Great.Copy !req
581. All right, nice house.Copy !req
582. I told you this guy was loaded.Copy !req
583. I know. In and out, though.
I don't want to be here long.Copy !req
584. Let me just pick up a chick,
and we'll get out of here.Copy !req
585. What do you think
of the jacket?Copy !req
586. I would lose that glove.
You look nuts.Copy !req
587. There's Julia.Copy !req
588. Let's go say hello.Copy !req
589. Hi, you guys.Copy !req
590. I'm so glad you came.Copy !req
591. Jason,
this is Robbie and Sammy...Copy !req
592. and this is my fiance Glenn.Copy !req
593. - Congratulations, Glenn.
- Thank you.Copy !req
594. Robbie Hart.Copy !req
595. I heard what happened
to you at your wedding.Copy !req
596. That was so cold.
You must have felt like shit.Copy !req
597. No. It felt really good.
Thanks for bringing it up.Copy !req
598. My parents died when I was 10.
Want to talk about that?Copy !req
599. Why would we want
to talk about that?Copy !req
600. I don't know.Copy !req
601. Somebody needs a drink.Copy !req
602. Actually,
I'm not a big drinker.Copy !req
603. I am.
How about an Alabama Slammer?Copy !req
604. Sounds like a plan.Copy !req
605. Meet me at the bar.
I gotta piss first.Copy !req
606. Have a few drinks
and drive home.Copy !req
607. Julia, thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
608. I'm glad you guys came.
We hang out at work so much...Copy !req
609. but we don't get to talk
'cause we're always so busy.Copy !req
610. We should make time to talk,
don't you think?Copy !req
611. Know what? The first time
this guy saw you...Copy !req
612. he told me
he was gonna hit on you.Copy !req
613. - Really?
- That's not true.Copy !req
614. Yeah, it is.
You told me she was in trouble.Copy !req
615. She was gonna get it,
and she didn't even know it.Copy !req
616. He's teasing.
I would never say that.Copy !req
617. You said you were
gonna give it to her.Copy !req
618. Give me what, exactly?Copy !req
619. You're a jerk.Copy !req
620. What do you mean?
You didn't know she was engaged.Copy !req
621. So now you're not
gonna give it to me?Copy !req
622. Very funny.Copy !req
623. Say hi to your brother Tito.Copy !req
624. So how are you doing?Copy !req
625. I'm doing better. I don't know.Copy !req
626. How are you and Glenn doing
with the wedding plans?Copy !req
627. Glenn isn't really—
He's very busy right now.Copy !req
628. He works on Wall Street.
You know how that is nowadays.Copy !req
629. Wall Street—stocks and stuff?Copy !req
630. Actually, he's in bonds.Copy !req
631. He barely has time to sleep,
let alone plan a wedding...Copy !req
632. so I'm kind of doing this
on my own.Copy !req
633. But I went to Marshall's
for the floral centerpieces.Copy !req
634. Marshall's?
You should go to Tony's.Copy !req
635. They're cheaper, and
they've got a great selection.Copy !req
636. All right.
Well, thank you for the tip.Copy !req
637. It's a shame you won't be
doing weddings anymore.Copy !req
638. We won't get
to hang out as much.Copy !req
639. We'll get to hang out.Copy !req
640. There's other things to do
besides weddings, right?Copy !req
641. Oy, oy, bar mitzvah...Copy !req
642. Mazel tov...Copy !req
643. L'chaim!Copy !req
644. Let's keep the fun rolling.
Take it away, George.Copy !req
645. Do you really want to hurt me?Copy !req
646. You seem kind of sad.Copy !req
647. Why don't you
get out there and dance?Copy !req
648. I asked that girl over there.
She turned me down.Copy !req
649. She said she didn't dance
with losers.Copy !req
650. Man. That hurts.Copy !req
651. But why would you want
to dance with somebody...Copy !req
652. who doesn't want
to dance with you? Right?Copy !req
653. Listen, don't worry.Copy !req
654. You're gonna meet a girl
who treats you right someday.Copy !req
655. I promise you.Copy !req
656. How you guys doing?
All right?Copy !req
657. I want you to meet
a friend of mine...Copy !req
658. by the name of Julia Sullivan.Copy !req
659. Could you come out here
for a second?Copy !req
660. Say hi to Julia, everybody.Copy !req
661. Hello.Copy !req
662. Now, who of you out there
would like to dance...Copy !req
663. with this fine-looking woman?Copy !req
664. I'd like to do more
than dance with her.Copy !req
665. Wow, Julia.Copy !req
666. Sounds to me
like you got your pick...Copy !req
667. of any man in this room
to dance with...Copy !req
668. so I want you
to take your time...Copy !req
669. and find amongst all these
young studs here tonight...Copy !req
670. the coolest, most un-losery guy
in the bunch.Copy !req
671. Pick me.Copy !req
672. Please pick me.Copy !req
673. May I have this dance?Copy !req
674. OK, pal, have fun.Copy !req
675. I can only give you love...Copy !req
676. That lasts forever...Copy !req
677. And a promise to be near...Copy !req
678. Each time you call...Copy !req
679. And the only heart I own...Copy !req
680. For you and you alone...Copy !req
681. That's all.Copy !req
682. All I have are these arms...Copy !req
683. To enfold you.
Just go with it.Copy !req
684. And a love
time can never destroy.Copy !req
685. Take it, George.Copy !req
686. Come here, Big Red.Copy !req
687. If you're wondering
what I'm asking...Copy !req
688. In return, dear...Copy !req
689. You'll be glad to know...Copy !req
690. That my demands are small.Copy !req
691. Say it's me
that you'll adore...Copy !req
692. For now and ever more.Copy !req
693. That's all.Copy !req
694. To the new lord of the ladies!Copy !req
695. You're a lovely dancer.Copy !req
696. - Are you gonna tell Glenn?
- About what?Copy !req
697. About you and that kid
and him squeezing your tush?Copy !req
698. He did have very strong
hands for a 13-year-old.Copy !req
699. I could see that.Copy !req
700. By the way, thank you for
recommending Tony the florist.Copy !req
701. His flowers were beautiful,
and he didn't overcharge me.Copy !req
702. Good. I'm glad.Copy !req
703. And a new girl in town...Copy !req
704. could certainly use that kind
of help on everything.Copy !req
705. You got Holly
and your mother, right?Copy !req
706. My mother lives 50 miles away...Copy !req
707. and Holly's
not into that kind of thing...Copy !req
708. so that really only leaves
one person.Copy !req
709. I would, but, you know,
I just—l can't.Copy !req
710. I understand.Copy !req
711. I just don't know
how to go about this.Copy !req
712. I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500
for a half-eaten wedding cake.Copy !req
713. I really gotta concentrate
on getting some more gigs.Copy !req
714. There's only four Jewish
families in this town.Copy !req
715. All right.Copy !req
716. I have never done it
for that cheap.Copy !req
717. I know for a fact you gave
Eric Lamensoft that price.Copy !req
718. I did not.Copy !req
719. Faye, look at me.Copy !req
720. Look me in the eyes.
I'm right here.Copy !req
721. Don't look away. Did you
give him that price or not?Copy !req
722. OK. Just that one time.
So you got me.Copy !req
723. Can I say something?Copy !req
724. I deal with a lot of people,
but you two look truly happy.Copy !req
725. You're gonna make it.
I know. Believe me.Copy !req
726. How do you know?Copy !req
727. You can just look at a couple...Copy !req
728. and you can tell right away...Copy !req
729. they're gonna
stay together forever.Copy !req
730. Like Donald and Ivana...Copy !req
731. and Woody and Mia...Copy !req
732. and Burt and Loni.Copy !req
733. We're not getting married.Copy !req
734. That's right. Actually,
we're brother and sister.Copy !req
735. So that's it.
I could sense a closeness.Copy !req
736. The weird thing is,
when we were growing up...Copy !req
737. we didn't get along 'cause
I used to do this to her.Copy !req
738. We're gonna go now.
Come here, sis.Copy !req
739. Your ass is grass.Copy !req
740. I'm telling Mom
when we get home.Copy !req
741. Yes, it's ladies' night...Copy !req
742. And the feeling's right.Copy !req
743. Yes, it's ladies' night.Copy !req
744. Oh, what a...Copy !req
745. Oh, what a night.Copy !req
746. Yes, it's ladies' night...Copy !req
747. And the feeling's right.Copy !req
748. I've never seen it from
this perspective before.Copy !req
749. Is this what I look like?Copy !req
750. No. You're much better
than him.Copy !req
751. He's ridiculous.Copy !req
752. One...Copy !req
753. Romantic lady...Copy !req
754. Single baby...Copy !req
755. Sophisticated mama...Copy !req
756. Come on, you disco lady.Copy !req
757. Send me a line, mama.Copy !req
758. Yes, it's ladies' night.Copy !req
759. Oh, what a night!Copy !req
760. Chaka Khan!Copy !req
761. Thank you.
This is Jimmy Moore...Copy !req
762. saying that ain't
no sock in my crotch.Copy !req
763. Take four, everybody.Copy !req
764. Jimmy, that was really good.
Thank you.Copy !req
765. No. Thank you.Copy !req
766. - For what?
- For quitting.Copy !req
767. Or... should I thank Linda?Copy !req
768. My business has tripled.Copy !req
769. You've just inspired
me to hire a D.J...Copy !req
770. so thank you.Copy !req
771. Good luck finding a D.J. who can
move and shake like this.Copy !req
772. How did you become
a wedding singer?Copy !req
773. I think I got into it
to make some money...Copy !req
774. until my music career took off.Copy !req
775. And you wanted to be
a rock star?Copy !req
776. I kind of just wanted
to be a songwriter, you know?Copy !req
777. That's the hardest thing,
to write a song.Copy !req
778. A song that
when people hear it...Copy !req
779. they go, "Ohh, I know
what that guy was feeling...Copy !req
780. "when he wrote that."Copy !req
781. Have you written anything
lately?Copy !req
782. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
783. Will you play it for me?Copy !req
784. You don't want to hear it.
It's not good.Copy !req
785. I'm sure it is.Copy !req
786. I wrote half of it
when I was with Linda...Copy !req
787. and I wrote the other half
after we broke up...Copy !req
788. so it's a little uneven,
you know?Copy !req
789. I don't mind.
I'd like to hear it.Copy !req
790. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
791. I just want to warn you
that when I wrote this song...Copy !req
792. I was listening
to The Cure a lot, so...Copy !req
793. Here we go.Copy !req
794. You don't know...Copy !req
795. How much...Copy !req
796. I need you.Copy !req
797. While you're near me...Copy !req
798. I don't feel blue.Copy !req
799. And when we kiss...Copy !req
800. I know you need me, too.Copy !req
801. I can't believe
I found a love...Copy !req
802. That's so pure and true...Copy !req
803. But it all was bullshit.Copy !req
804. It was a goddamn joke...Copy !req
805. And when
I think of you, Linda...Copy !req
806. I hope you fuckin' choke.Copy !req
807. I hope you're glad...Copy !req
808. With what you've done to me.Copy !req
809. I lay in bed...Copy !req
810. All day long...Copy !req
811. Feeling melancholy.Copy !req
812. You left me here...Copy !req
813. All alone...Copy !req
814. Tears running constantly.Copy !req
815. Oh, somebody kill me, please.Copy !req
816. I'm on my knees.Copy !req
817. Pretty, pretty please.Copy !req
818. Kill me.Copy !req
819. I want to die.Copy !req
820. Put a bullet in my head.Copy !req
821. I liked it.Copy !req
822. He's losing his mind...Copy !req
823. and I'm reaping
all the benefits.Copy !req
824. Thank you for the ice cream.
It always cheers me up.Copy !req
825. It's my pleasure.Copy !req
826. I feel weird
being in this place.Copy !req
827. We came here all the time.
We used to get chocolate shakes.Copy !req
828. May I ask what happened
with Linda?Copy !req
829. She wasn't the right one,
I guess.Copy !req
830. Did you have any idea
she wasn't the right one...Copy !req
831. when you were together?Copy !req
832. I should have.Copy !req
833. I remember we went
to the Grand Canyon once.Copy !req
834. We were flying there,
and I'd never been before...Copy !req
835. and Linda had,
so you would think...Copy !req
836. that she would give me
the window seat...Copy !req
837. but she didn't.Copy !req
838. Not that that's a big deal,
you know?Copy !req
839. But there were a lot of
little things like that.Copy !req
840. - I know that sounds stupid.
- Not at all.Copy !req
841. I think it's
the little things that count.Copy !req
842. How did you know
that Glenn was the right one?Copy !req
843. The right one.Copy !req
844. I always just envisioned
the right one...Copy !req
845. being someone I could
see myself growing old with.Copy !req
846. And Glenn will be a really
good-looking older man...Copy !req
847. like Blake Carrington.Copy !req
848. I'm gonna probably
look like Buddy Hackett.Copy !req
849. Of course
I'm gonna hire him.Copy !req
850. He's your best friend and
the only limo driver in town.Copy !req
851. Yeah. I just like
having fun with him.Copy !req
852. Wow. Look at him go.Copy !req
853. Better move it, man.Copy !req
854. You're not gonna make it.Copy !req
855. You hit 2 cones.
Those could have been people.Copy !req
856. Those could have been
guests at her wedding.Copy !req
857. They were cones.Copy !req
858. That was fun today.
Wasn't that fun?Copy !req
859. That was fun.Copy !req
860. - I got the job, right?
- Yeah, you did.Copy !req
861. It's August 5th,
a week from today.Copy !req
862. Someone left a jacket
in the back.Copy !req
863. That's Julia's jacket.Copy !req
864. Remember?
She took it off on Noxon Street.Copy !req
865. She said it's not
jacket weather anymore.Copy !req
866. - Uh-oh.
- What?Copy !req
867. - You like her.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
868. Of course you do. She's
a cool chick with a hot ass.Copy !req
869. You talk about her ass again,
I'll break your neck.Copy !req
870. Anyway, she told me
she likes you.Copy !req
871. Really?Copy !req
872. She said that?Copy !req
873. Think about it.Copy !req
874. It's gonna be your first
kiss as a married couple.Copy !req
875. It's perfectly acceptable
to open your mouth.Copy !req
876. I just would not want
to do that in a church...Copy !req
877. in front of God
and all of our relatives.Copy !req
878. It would gross them out
to see me like...Copy !req
879. No one will ever solve that.Copy !req
880. You forgot
your jacket in the limo.Copy !req
881. Thank you for bringing it back.
That's so nice of you.Copy !req
882. Yeah, it was.Copy !req
883. I'll see you later, all right?
Have fun today.Copy !req
884. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
885. Maybe... he can help us.Copy !req
886. You're the expert on this.Copy !req
887. We were just having a debate
about wedding kisses.Copy !req
888. I say that it's OK for it
to be an open-mouth kiss.Copy !req
889. And I say that it's
the type of occasion...Copy !req
890. where people dress up,
so it's not appropriate.Copy !req
891. - I see.
- What do you want to do?Copy !req
892. Thin, tight mouth,
and it's over?Copy !req
893. No. Thin, partially open.Copy !req
894. No tongues, over.Copy !req
895. No tongue? Please. There
has got to be a little.Copy !req
896. Maybe a little tongue.Copy !req
897. Not porno tongue.
Church tongue.Copy !req
898. Church tongue. I like that.Copy !req
899. Church tongue? What is that?Copy !req
900. I don't know
how to describe it.Copy !req
901. Well, show me.Copy !req
902. Not on me.
How about on him?Copy !req
903. You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
904. Come on, just hold still.
Julia, go ahead.Copy !req
905. Come on.
We're all adults here.Copy !req
906. I'm gonna have to see it
to make an educated decision.Copy !req
907. Well, if it's for
educational purposes.Copy !req
908. Good. OK.
All right, you ready?Copy !req
909. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
910. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
911. Wow.Copy !req
912. That... was... great.Copy !req
913. Julia, you should do that
at the wedding.Copy !req
914. I gave her the jacket.Copy !req
915. Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly.Copy !req
916. I kissed her,
but it didn't mean anything.Copy !req
917. I just brought her the jacket.Copy !req
918. Kissed who?Copy !req
919. Oh, me.Copy !req
920. Who hasn't?Copy !req
921. I got you something.
It's called a CD player.Copy !req
922. Cost me 700 bucks...Copy !req
923. but the sound quality
is outstanding.Copy !req
924. You want to play a record?Copy !req
925. Jules, it doesn't play records.
It plays CDs.Copy !req
926. It's a CD player.Copy !req
927. I'll be upstairs hooking it up.Copy !req
928. Oh, my God, Robbie
is so amazingly cute.Copy !req
929. I think
I should go out with him.Copy !req
930. Yeah, why not?Copy !req
931. You're single, and he's single.
It makes sense.Copy !req
932. If you don't want me to,
I won't do it.Copy !req
933. Why would I not want you to?Copy !req
934. Good, then I'm going out
with him.Copy !req
935. Who you going out with?Copy !req
936. Good.
That guy needs to get laid.Copy !req
937. Excuse me.Copy !req
938. Just because he's going out with me
doesn't mean he's gonna get laid.Copy !req
939. All right, he probably will.Copy !req
940. Do you think
he'll go out with me?Copy !req
941. Jules is chums with him.
She'll fix it up, won't you?Copy !req
942. You know what would be fun?
Let's go on a double date.Copy !req
943. Sure you know
what you're doin up there?Copy !req
944. Don't worry, you've got to stay in shape
so other men will look at you.Copy !req
945. That way, your husband knows
you're still attractive.Copy !req
946. Yeah, well just don't drop a
dumbbell on your head.Copy !req
947. So, you still haven't been dating
anyone new, have you?Copy !req
948. No, not yet.Copy !req
949. Is it your confidence?Copy !req
950. Are you nervous about
your penis?Copy !req
951. What?Copy !req
952. Are you nervous about
showing a new girl your penis?Copy !req
953. You were comfortable
showing it to Linda...Copy !req
954. but now you might have to
show your penis to someone new.Copy !req
955. What's the matter with you?
Don't talk about that.Copy !req
956. You know I was at your
bris when you were a baby.Copy !req
957. And I saw it.Copy !req
958. It wasn't huge
but it had some size.Copy !req
959. Don't worry about it.
- I'm not worried about it.Copy !req
960. Next subject, quick!Copy !req
961. It had good shape.
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
962. And when they cut the extra skin off,
the penis itself was very clean.Copy !req
963. Well, that's great. Geez.Copy !req
964. I'm gonna ask a girl
when I'm ready Rosie.Copy !req
965. Well, let me help you
practice until you are.Copy !req
966. Now, I'll be a young
girl and you'll be Robbie.Copy !req
967. So, ask me out.Copy !req
968. I don't wanna do this.Copy !req
969. Hello sir.Copy !req
970. Hello.Copy !req
971. Is there something
you want to ask me?Copy !req
972. Ok, would you like to go
to dinner with me sometime?Copy !req
973. No...Copy !req
974. your
penis is too small.Copy !req
975. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.Copy !req
976. As I said,
it has some size.Copy !req
977. Ok.Copy !req
978. Robbie, you'll know
when you meet the right girl.Copy !req
979. Because it's not
how you feel about her.Copy !req
980. It's how she makes
you feel about yourself.Copy !req
981. That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
982. All that other
stuff was ridiculous.Copy !req
983. But that
made a lot of sense.Copy !req
984. Look who we have here.Copy !req
985. The precious angel.
- Hi Rosie.Copy !req
986. How are the lessons going?Copy !req
987. Well, I think I'm starting
to get the hang of it.Copy !req
988. Yeah, she's starting to scaring
less and less people when she sings.Copy !req
989. Oh, Robbie,
you're so funny.Copy !req
990. You two talk.Copy !req
991. I'm gonna do some
more military presses.Copy !req
992. Ok.Copy !req
993. Everything all right?Copy !req
994. Yeah, actually, uhm, I came
by to ask you something now.Copy !req
995. Yes, what's up?Copy !req
996. Um...Copy !req
997. Would you like to go
out on a date, with Holly?Copy !req
998. Oh yeah, you want me to
go out on a date with Holly?Copy !req
999. Yeah.Copy !req
1000. It'll be a double date,
Glen and I are gonna go to.Copy !req
1001. Oh yeah.Copy !req
1002. Oh yeah, Holly is nice.Copy !req
1003. Yeah.Copy !req
1004. Yeah.Copy !req
1005. And, she's single,
and you're single.Copy !req
1006. Yeah.Copy !req
1007. Come on,
it'll be fun.Copy !req
1008. Yeah, sounds like fun.Copy !req
1009. Robbie,
you look so cute tonight.Copy !req
1010. Thank you.Copy !req
1011. I like these rubber bracelets.
You look like Madonna.Copy !req
1012. Yeah, that's the idea.Copy !req
1013. Here you go.Copy !req
1014. So, Robbie,
how's your business going?Copy !req
1015. I'm actually working
on a game plan right now.Copy !req
1016. You should look
into the bond market.Copy !req
1017. - That's where the money is.
- Glenn's in junk bonds.Copy !req
1018. No, Jules,
it's high-yield bonds.Copy !req
1019. Do I tell people
you're in junk waitressing?Copy !req
1020. My grandmother gave me
a savings bond when I was a kid.Copy !req
1021. I get $25 in 1993,
so that'll be good.Copy !req
1022. So we totally
look like a couple.Copy !req
1023. Don't you think
we look great together?Copy !req
1024. David Bowie playing.
He's the best.Copy !req
1025. I think he's coming to town
in September.Copy !req
1026. I love David Bowie.Copy !req
1027. When I get excited...Copy !req
1028. My little China girl...Copy !req
1029. She says, "Oh, baby,
just you shut your mouth."Copy !req
1030. Shut your mouth. All right.Copy !req
1031. We all know the words.Copy !req
1032. God, I love David Bowie.
He is so sexy.Copy !req
1033. You think the "time to make
the donuts" guy is sexy.Copy !req
1034. That guy is funny.Copy !req
1035. You know who else
I think is sexy?Copy !req
1036. That's good.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1037. I gotta go to the bathroom.Copy !req
1038. Excuse us, guys.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
1039. She'll feel better
once she yaks.Copy !req
1040. I hope so.Copy !req
1041. So...Copy !req
1042. Sunday's the big day, huh?Copy !req
1043. I don't even know
your last name.Copy !req
1044. It's Gulia.Copy !req
1045. Julia's last name
is gonna be Gulia.Copy !req
1046. Julia Gulia. That's funny.Copy !req
1047. Why is that funny?Copy !req
1048. I don't know.Copy !req
1049. Are you excited?Copy !req
1050. Yeah. She's paid her dues,
been with me four years.Copy !req
1051. I owe it to her to get married.Copy !req
1052. You had the Long Island
iced tea.Copy !req
1053. Plus, you know, you probably...Copy !req
1054. you want to get married.Copy !req
1055. I don't want to break up.Copy !req
1056. Plus, she was with me
before I made my money...Copy !req
1057. so I know I can trust her.Copy !req
1058. That is a luscious ass
right there, isn't it?Copy !req
1059. My God.Copy !req
1060. That's Grade-A,
top-choice meat.Copy !req
1061. Like to bite
right through that thing.Copy !req
1062. Chew on it.Copy !req
1063. But we can't get chicks
like that anymore.Copy !req
1064. We're too old.Copy !req
1065. Speak for yourself.
I'm not too old.Copy !req
1066. I can still get chicks
like that.Copy !req
1067. Not that hot, though, right?Copy !req
1068. I've gotten hotter.Copy !req
1069. 10 years ago.Copy !req
1070. Try 10 days ago.Copy !req
1071. Really?Copy !req
1072. As hot as that?Copy !req
1073. Hotter and younger.Copy !req
1074. How do you do it, man?Copy !req
1075. How do you do it
without getting caught?Copy !req
1076. Julia is totally preoccupied
with the wedding.Copy !req
1077. She doesn't know
what's going on.Copy !req
1078. Oh, man.Copy !req
1079. You know what sucks, though?Copy !req
1080. Once you get married,
the party's over, right?Copy !req
1081. I work in the city, man.Copy !req
1082. And I work long hours.Copy !req
1083. Yeah, that's something.Copy !req
1084. Julia's feeling
a little under the weather.Copy !req
1085. Told you she was gonna yak.Copy !req
1086. Yeah, you called it.Copy !req
1087. Why don't you go get your car
and meet us out front?Copy !req
1088. Oh, God. I forgot my purse.Copy !req
1089. Do me a favor and put her
in the car with Glenn.Copy !req
1090. - No problem.
- It's OK.Copy !req
1091. I puked.Copy !req
1092. OK. Don't worry.Copy !req
1093. I vomited in my hair.Copy !req
1094. All right.Copy !req
1095. Does my hair smell bad?Copy !req
1096. No, it smells good, actually.Copy !req
1097. Just feel better, all right?Copy !req
1098. Hi, Glenn.Copy !req
1099. Don't puke in the car,
all right?Copy !req
1100. It'll stink for a week.Copy !req
1101. What do you think of Glenn?
Do you think he's trustworthy?Copy !req
1102. Yeah, he better be.Copy !req
1103. Who cares about Glenn?Copy !req
1104. You know what
I keep thinking about?Copy !req
1105. What?Copy !req
1106. That soft kiss
from the other day.Copy !req
1107. It looked really nice.Copy !req
1108. Did it feel good?Copy !req
1109. I don't know.Copy !req
1110. I don't remember.Copy !req
1111. Could I refresh your memory?Copy !req
1112. Yummy.Copy !req
1113. So you know Julia's
staying at Glenn's tonight.Copy !req
1114. Look, Robbie,
I know that you're shy...Copy !req
1115. and I know
that you've been hurt...Copy !req
1116. so I'm gonna make this
really easy on you.Copy !req
1117. If you come upstairs,
you're gonna get laid.Copy !req
1118. Wow.Copy !req
1119. Nobody's ever said that
to me before.Copy !req
1120. I just—I'm telling you...Copy !req
1121. my head's kind of a mess
right now.Copy !req
1122. Julia's staying
at Glenn's tonight, huh?Copy !req
1123. Does she stay over there a lot?Copy !req
1124. Really?Copy !req
1125. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1126. What?Copy !req
1127. I can't believe
I never noticed it before.Copy !req
1128. You've got a thing for Julia.Copy !req
1129. Oh, no, I don't.Copy !req
1130. I think she's
a very nice girl...Copy !req
1131. but she's marrying
that jerk-off.Copy !req
1132. You know why
she's marrying him, don't you?Copy !req
1133. The money thing?Copy !req
1134. Security? A nice house?Copy !req
1135. I guess that's important
to some people.Copy !req
1136. No, it's...Copy !req
1137. It's not important
to some people, Robbie.Copy !req
1138. It's important to all people.Copy !req
1139. Really? Then I guess
I'm in big trouble.Copy !req
1140. Morning, sunshine.Copy !req
1141. I have a bad headache.Copy !req
1142. A really bad headache.Copy !req
1143. Can I cook you
some breakfast?Copy !req
1144. How was your bottle of rum
last night?Copy !req
1145. I didn't vomit on you, did l?Copy !req
1146. A little on my shoe,
but I was wearing your shoes.Copy !req
1147. Good.Copy !req
1148. So, did anything happen
with Robbie last night?Copy !req
1149. A kiss.Copy !req
1150. Did you kiss him,
or did he kiss you?Copy !req
1151. I kissed him.Copy !req
1152. And then what?Copy !req
1153. Nothing.Copy !req
1154. He sure doesn't
think much of Glenn, though.Copy !req
1155. Really? What did he say?Copy !req
1156. That Glenn's a jerk-off.Copy !req
1157. Why would he say that?Copy !req
1158. Who knows?
Maybe he was jealous.Copy !req
1159. Don't worry. I told him
why you were marrying him.Copy !req
1160. Why did you tell him
I was marrying him?Copy !req
1161. Because you love him...Copy !req
1162. and because...Copy !req
1163. because with Glenn,
you'll have security.Copy !req
1164. But that's not
why I'm marrying him.Copy !req
1165. Then why are you?Copy !req
1166. Hi, Rosie. How are you?Copy !req
1167. Fine, dear.Copy !req
1168. Is Robbie here?
I came by to give him something.Copy !req
1169. No, Julia.
I'm afraid he's not.Copy !req
1170. But it's Thursday.
You have singing lessons today.Copy !req
1171. Not anymore.Copy !req
1172. Now that he's gone to the city
to get a real job...Copy !req
1173. he doesn't have time
to give me lessons.Copy !req
1174. Why do you think you'd be
a good hire for this bank?Copy !req
1175. I'm ready to work hard...Copy !req
1176. and when I put my mind
to something, I go all the way.Copy !req
1177. I'll go all the way
for you, sir.Copy !req
1178. Do you have any experience?Copy !req
1179. I have no experience,
but I'm a big fan of money.Copy !req
1180. I like it. I use it.
I have a little.Copy !req
1181. I keep it in a jar
on top of my refrigerator.Copy !req
1182. I'd like to put more in it.
That's where you come in.Copy !req
1183. He wants to make money.Copy !req
1184. Live in a nice house
with wide windows and lamps.Copy !req
1185. You can't expect him to live
forever with his sister...Copy !req
1186. and the nipple-twisting
that goes on there.Copy !req
1187. I thank you for your time.Copy !req
1188. Actually, sir, I need this job
to impress a girl.Copy !req
1189. Will you leave now, please?Copy !req
1190. You don't even have
to give me the job.Copy !req
1191. If you could give me some cards
with my name on it...Copy !req
1192. I think that might help.Copy !req
1193. I'm gonna try
and go look for him, OK?Copy !req
1194. Tell him I'll give him a raise.Copy !req
1195. Three meatballs a lesson.Copy !req
1196. How about this?Copy !req
1197. 10 singing lessons
for one business card.Copy !req
1198. Thank you very much.Copy !req
1199. Hey, Julia.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1200. I went by Rosie's to find you.Copy !req
1201. I'm not doing that anymore.Copy !req
1202. I thought that teaching
was a big part of your life.Copy !req
1203. It was, but now I'm doing
some stuff...Copy !req
1204. to better my situation.Copy !req
1205. Sounds kind of selfish.Copy !req
1206. It's not selfish. There's
a lot of money out there.Copy !req
1207. I'm trying to get
my hands on some.Copy !req
1208. But you don't want to be
just another yuppie idiot.Copy !req
1209. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
1210. Don't want to live in
my sister's basement anymore.Copy !req
1211. I want to get a big house,
have some security.Copy !req
1212. Can't do that doing favors
for people all the time...Copy !req
1213. getting paid in meatballs.Copy !req
1214. But you're above
all that material bullshit.Copy !req
1215. I don't know. We're living
in a material world...Copy !req
1216. and I am a material girl.
Or boy.Copy !req
1217. No, you're not.Copy !req
1218. What about you?
You're into material shit.Copy !req
1219. What do you mean?Copy !req
1220. You're marrying Glenn
'cause he's got money.Copy !req
1221. You asshole.Copy !req
1222. Oh, my gosh.
She made me a present.Copy !req
1223. I am an asshole!Copy !req
1224. You're going
to the mental institution.Copy !req
1225. Beat it!Copy !req
1226. - Rudy.
- Same?Copy !req
1227. Give me the same, please.Copy !req
1228. What's up?Copy !req
1229. - There he is.
- You all right?Copy !req
1230. You know something?Copy !req
1231. You were right.
You've always been right.Copy !req
1232. What have I been so right about?Copy !req
1233. Women.
You just have fun with them.Copy !req
1234. You get emotionally involved,
and they end up...Copy !req
1235. What do they do to you?Copy !req
1236. They rip your heart
out of your ass.Copy !req
1237. That's right.Copy !req
1238. Did something happen with Julia?Copy !req
1239. I went on
that double date, right?Copy !req
1240. And the moron
she's gonna marry...Copy !req
1241. actually tells me
he cheats on her.Copy !req
1242. But can I tell her?Copy !req
1243. No. Who am l
to break up a marriage?Copy !req
1244. You need a prostitute.Copy !req
1245. Anyways... I'm confused.Copy !req
1246. Because you like her.Copy !req
1247. I think I'm in love with her.Copy !req
1248. But I gotta get that
out of my head, you know?Copy !req
1249. From now on,
I'm gonna be like you.Copy !req
1250. I'm gonna be with
a different chick every night...Copy !req
1251. and then I'll send them packin'.Copy !req
1252. Sounds like you got it
all figured out.Copy !req
1253. I'm gonna have to give them
cab money to go home...Copy !req
1254. because I'll feel bad
if I don't...Copy !req
1255. but after that,
it's Bye-Bye, Birdie.Copy !req
1256. That's it, man,
starting right now.Copy !req
1257. We are gonna be free and happy
the rest of our lives.Copy !req
1258. I'm not happy.
I'm miserable.Copy !req
1259. What?Copy !req
1260. I grew up idolizing guys...Copy !req
1261. like Fonzie
and Vinnie Barbarino...Copy !req
1262. 'cause they got
a lot of chicks.Copy !req
1263. You know what happened to Fonzie
and Vinnie Barbarino?Copy !req
1264. I read that Fonzie
wants to be a director...Copy !req
1265. and Barbarino, I think,
the mechanical bull movie.Copy !req
1266. I didn't see it yet.Copy !req
1267. Their shows got canceled
'cause no one wants to seeCopy !req
1268. a 50-year-old guy
hitting on chicks.Copy !req
1269. What are you saying?Copy !req
1270. What I'm saying is,
all I really want...Copy !req
1271. is someone to hold me...Copy !req
1272. and tell me that everything
is gonna be all right.Copy !req
1273. Everything is
gonna be all right.Copy !req
1274. If you found someone
you can love...Copy !req
1275. you can't let her get away.Copy !req
1276. You're right, man.
Thank you, Sammy.Copy !req
1277. Don't tell anyone what I said.Copy !req
1278. Mom.Copy !req
1279. Do you really like Glenn?Copy !req
1280. Oh, sure, honey.
What's not to like?Copy !req
1281. He's rich, he's charming,
he's handsome...Copy !req
1282. and now he's really got it all
'cause he's got you.Copy !req
1283. Honey, what's the matter?Copy !req
1284. I don't know if
I'm in love with him anymore.Copy !req
1285. Why? What happened?Copy !req
1286. I just don't know
if he's the right guy for me.Copy !req
1287. And I've been spending
a lot of time...Copy !req
1288. with this other man,
Robbie Hart.Copy !req
1289. The wedding singer?Copy !req
1290. You're thinking of leaving
Glenn for the wedding singer?Copy !req
1291. I don't know
what I'm thinking.Copy !req
1292. I'm confused.Copy !req
1293. I know, sweetie.Copy !req
1294. You've got what is known
as the jitters, cold feet.Copy !req
1295. Everybody has 'em. I had 'em.Copy !req
1296. Course, I should have run
screaming down the street...Copy !req
1297. instead of marrying your father,
but Glenn is different.Copy !req
1298. He's a keeper.Copy !req
1299. You're gonna marry Glenn
on Sunday.Copy !req
1300. You're gonna love him...Copy !req
1301. and everything's
gonna be wonderful.Copy !req
1302. Where's your veil?
It's downstairs.Copy !req
1303. I'll go get it.Copy !req
1304. Hi. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1305. I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia.Copy !req
1306. Hello. It's nice to meet you.
I'm Julia Gulia.Copy !req
1307. Right when I wake up
in the morning...Copy !req
1308. you're the first person
that pops in my head.Copy !req
1309. I keep thinking
about you over and over.Copy !req
1310. It's nice to meet you.
I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia.Copy !req
1311. I'm pleased to meet you.Copy !req
1312. I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart.Copy !req
1313. Robbie and I are so pleased
you could come to our wedding.Copy !req
1314. Pretty good?Copy !req
1315. What happened?Copy !req
1316. She just looked way too happy.
I couldn't do it.Copy !req
1317. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1318. Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double.Copy !req
1319. Actually, Rudy,
don't even worry about it.Copy !req
1320. I brought my own.Copy !req
1321. You can't drink that in here.Copy !req
1322. All right.Copy !req
1323. I'll finish up in the alley.
Are you guys coming?Copy !req
1324. It's the wedding singer.Copy !req
1325. Hey, Glenn. What's up?Copy !req
1326. I heard you couldn't
close the deal with Holly.Copy !req
1327. What's the matter with that?
You're not...Copy !req
1328. You like women, right?Copy !req
1329. Not as much as you do, I guess.Copy !req
1330. We're gonna have a little
pre-bachelor party.Copy !req
1331. You want to come
and have a beer?Copy !req
1332. You're ridiculous, man.Copy !req
1333. Stop all this
cheating shit, moron.Copy !req
1334. She's a good girl.Copy !req
1335. Hey, asswipe...Copy !req
1336. don't go snitchin'
to Julia about this.Copy !req
1337. I know you got
some little crush on her...Copy !req
1338. but you gotta face the facts.Copy !req
1339. She'd rather go to bed
with a real man...Copy !req
1340. not some poor singing orphan.Copy !req
1341. All right, shithead.
I haven't been in a fight...Copy !req
1342. since I was
in the fifth grade...Copy !req
1343. but I beat the shit
out of that kid...Copy !req
1344. so now I'm gonna beat
the shit out of you.Copy !req
1345. What are you doing?Copy !req
1346. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1347. I used to be much stronger.Copy !req
1348. Why don't you write
a song about this?Copy !req
1349. You can call it...Copy !req
1350. "l got punched in the nose...Copy !req
1351. "for stickin' my face
in other people's business."Copy !req
1352. Way to go.Copy !req
1353. Sounds like a country song.Copy !req
1354. Kiss my grits.Copy !req
1355. I can see that you're drunk,
and that's OK.Copy !req
1356. I'm still gonna tell you this.Copy !req
1357. I really miss you,
and I want to come back.Copy !req
1358. I don't want
to be alone anymore.Copy !req
1359. You're not alone anymore.Copy !req
1360. Linda's back.Copy !req
1361. Can I help you?Copy !req
1362. Is Robbie here?Copy !req
1363. I'm afraid he's indisposed.Copy !req
1364. Shower.Copy !req
1365. You must be Linda.Copy !req
1366. Yeah, that's me...
Robbie's fiancee.Copy !req
1367. Who are you?Copy !req
1368. I'm Julia Sullivan.Copy !req
1369. Would you tell him
that I came by to see him?Copy !req
1370. Oh, yeah,
surely will, Jennifer.Copy !req
1371. It's Julia.Copy !req
1372. Wake up, sleepyhead.Copy !req
1373. This is the first day
of our new life together.Copy !req
1374. Wake me up...Copy !req
1375. Before you go-go.Copy !req
1376. Don't leave me hanging on
like a solo.Copy !req
1377. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1378. Well, you passed out,
so I took care of you.Copy !req
1379. What?
Why'd you take care of me?Copy !req
1380. I told you last night.
I realized I was wrong...Copy !req
1381. and I want to take
care of you for good.Copy !req
1382. I can learn
to deal with the fact...Copy !req
1383. that you're a wedding singer
and not a rock star.Copy !req
1384. You can learn to deal with that?Copy !req
1385. I don't want you to learn
to deal with that.Copy !req
1386. That's not how it works. Jeez!Copy !req
1387. Maybe we should talk about this
when you're feeling better.Copy !req
1388. Hey, psycho...Copy !req
1389. I'm not gonna feel
better about this.Copy !req
1390. It's over.Copy !req
1391. Now please get out
of my Van Halen t-shirt...Copy !req
1392. before you jinx the band
and they break up.Copy !req
1393. So you're still pissed
about that wedding thing.Copy !req
1394. Glenn, good morning.Copy !req
1395. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1396. You gonna make breakfast in bed?Copy !req
1397. Actually, I've been doing
some thinking, and...Copy !req
1398. I don't need a big wedding...Copy !req
1399. and I think
that I've been really selfish...Copy !req
1400. making you do something
you don't even want to do.Copy !req
1401. You wanna go to Vegas?Copy !req
1402. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
1403. There were bells...Copy !req
1404. On a hill...Copy !req
1405. But I never heard them ringing.Copy !req
1406. No, I never heard
them at all...Copy !req
1407. 'Til there was you.Copy !req
1408. And there was music...Copy !req
1409. And there were wonderful roses.Copy !req
1410. They tell me...Copy !req
1411. In sweet...Copy !req
1412. Fragrant meadows...Copy !req
1413. Of dawn and dew.Copy !req
1414. There was love...Copy !req
1415. All around...Copy !req
1416. Flight number 1156
is now ready for boarding.Copy !req
1417. We'd like to ask passengers
traveling with small children...Copy !req
1418. I never heard it at all...Copy !req
1419. 'Til there was you.Copy !req
1420. I just always
envisioned the right one...Copy !req
1421. being someone
I could grow old with.Copy !req
1422. I know. I'll go get the car.Copy !req
1423. Rosie, congratulations.Copy !req
1424. I gotta go take care
of something, OK?Copy !req
1425. I know you do. Go get her.Copy !req
1426. All right.Copy !req
1427. - I need to talk to you.
- I can't talk right now.Copy !req
1428. - Are you back with Linda?
- No. Who said that?Copy !req
1429. Julia.
She went to your house...Copy !req
1430. to tell you she was
falling for you...Copy !req
1431. and Linda answered the door
in her underwear.Copy !req
1432. She was so upset...Copy !req
1433. she and Glenn
jumped a plane to Vegas.Copy !req
1434. What do you mean? They're
getting married tomorrow.Copy !req
1435. Apparently,
that wasn't soon enough.Copy !req
1436. I said, hip, hop...Copy !req
1437. A-hippie to the hippie
to the hip, hip, hop.Copy !req
1438. You don't stop rockin'
to the bang, bang boogie...Copy !req
1439. Say, up comes the boogie...Copy !req
1440. To the rhythm
of the boogie that beats.Copy !req
1441. We're now ready
for our general boarding.Copy !req
1442. That's it, sweetie.
Ready to go?Copy !req
1443. This is a great idea.
I'm glad you came around.Copy !req
1444. You want to do some
gambling and fun right away...Copy !req
1445. or just get married?Copy !req
1446. I just want to get married.Copy !req
1447. You're never going to find her.Copy !req
1448. There's got to be a million
wedding chapels in Vegas.Copy !req
1449. - Does anybody have a pen?
- What for?Copy !req
1450. I got a good idea for a song.Copy !req
1451. - Here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1452. Thank you.Copy !req
1453. Hey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1454. Can I help you?Copy !req
1455. I need a ticket
for Las Vegas, please.Copy !req
1456. We only have one seat left
in our first-class section.Copy !req
1457. The next flight
leaves in the morning.Copy !req
1458. Can I borrow
your credit card?Copy !req
1459. You're going
to pay me back, right?Copy !req
1460. No, but if you don't
give it to me...Copy !req
1461. I'm going to tell everybody
what you said at the bar.Copy !req
1462. Thanks.Copy !req
1463. That was really nice of you.Copy !req
1464. Thanks.Copy !req
1465. Do you like
Flock of Seagulls?Copy !req
1466. I can see you do.Copy !req
1467. - Wish me luck.
- Go get her!Copy !req
1468. Do you mind
if we switched seats...Copy !req
1469. and I sat in the window seat?Copy !req
1470. I hate the aisle seat.Copy !req
1471. Every time that cart comes by,
it bangs me in the elbows.Copy !req
1472. Your arms are smaller
than mine, Jules.Copy !req
1473. I know. I just never saw
the lights of Vegas before.Copy !req
1474. Tell you what.Copy !req
1475. How about I let you lean over me
when we fly over the strip?Copy !req
1476. Thank you.Copy !req
1477. Hot towel?Copy !req
1478. Thanks.Copy !req
1479. Oh, my. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1480. I've never been
on first class before.Copy !req
1481. My name is Joyce.
Just buzz if you need anything.Copy !req
1482. Thank you. Here.Copy !req
1483. Sir?Copy !req
1484. Is that Billy Idol?Copy !req
1485. - I believe it is.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1486. Would you like some champagne
or some orange juice?Copy !req
1487. How much is it?Copy !req
1488. - It's free.
- It's what?Copy !req
1489. Holy shit, this is incredible.Copy !req
1490. Actually, I shouldn't drink.Copy !req
1491. I fell in love with this girl
who's going to marry an idiot...Copy !req
1492. so I'm on my way to Vegas
to stop them.Copy !req
1493. That's the sweetest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
1494. Where are they getting married?Copy !req
1495. I don't know where...Copy !req
1496. but I'm going to run around
and find them.Copy !req
1497. I got to do what I got to do.Copy !req
1498. Next time they come by,
grab me a Heineken.Copy !req
1499. She comes over to tell me
how she feels...Copy !req
1500. and Linda answers the door...Copy !req
1501. wearing nothing
but my Van Halen t-shirt.Copy !req
1502. No way.Copy !req
1503. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1504. She's getting married,
and he's going to ruin her life.Copy !req
1505. Glenn doesn't deserve her.Copy !req
1506. All he cares about
are possessions...Copy !req
1507. fancy cars, CD players.Copy !req
1508. Even women
are possessions to him.Copy !req
1509. Billy idol gets it.Copy !req
1510. I don't know why
she doesn't get it.Copy !req
1511. I hope you find her.Copy !req
1512. You guys
will not believe this.Copy !req
1513. Some creep in coach
who thinks he's Don Johnson...Copy !req
1514. just asked me to be part
of the mile-high club.Copy !req
1515. He said I was
Grade-A, top-choice meat.Copy !req
1516. Is he right in here?Copy !req
1517. What's the mile-high club?Copy !req
1518. Oh, my God.
The mile-high guy is Glenn.Copy !req
1519. They're on this plane.Copy !req
1520. No way!Copy !req
1521. You guys got to help me.Copy !req
1522. Right!Copy !req
1523. Good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
1524. We're flying at 26,000 feet,
moving up to 30,000 feet...Copy !req
1525. and we got clear skies
all the way to Las Vegas.Copy !req
1526. And now, we're bringing you
some in-flight entertainment.Copy !req
1527. One of our first-class
passengers...Copy !req
1528. would like
to sing you a song...Copy !req
1529. inspired by one
of our coach passengers.Copy !req
1530. And since we let
our first-class passengers...Copy !req
1531. do pretty much whatever
they want, here he is.Copy !req
1532. I wanna make you smile...Copy !req
1533. Whenever you're sad...Copy !req
1534. Carry you around...Copy !req
1535. When your arthritis is bad.Copy !req
1536. Oh, all I wanna do...Copy !req
1537. Is grow old with you.Copy !req
1538. I'll get you medicine...Copy !req
1539. When your tummy aches...Copy !req
1540. Build you a fire...Copy !req
1541. If the furnace breaks.Copy !req
1542. Oh, it could be so nice...Copy !req
1543. Growin' old with you.Copy !req
1544. I'll miss you...Copy !req
1545. Kiss you...Copy !req
1546. Give you my coat...Copy !req
1547. When you are cold...Copy !req
1548. Need you...Copy !req
1549. Feed you...Copy !req
1550. Even let you hold...Copy !req
1551. The remote control.Copy !req
1552. What the hell's
that fruit doing here?Copy !req
1553. Get out of the way!Copy !req
1554. Excuse me, sir.
I have to serve the beverages.Copy !req
1555. How you doing, sir?
Chicken or fish?Copy !req
1556. Get out of my way,
or you're going to get hurt.Copy !req
1557. Don't you talk
to Billy Idol that way.Copy !req
1558. So let me clear the dishes...Copy !req
1559. In our kitchen sink...Copy !req
1560. Put you to bed...Copy !req
1561. When you've had
too much to drink.Copy !req
1562. I could be the man...Copy !req
1563. Who grows old with you.Copy !req
1564. I wanna grow old...Copy !req
1565. With you.Copy !req
1566. That was the most
beautiful song.Copy !req
1567. I got a confession to make.Copy !req
1568. That song was about you.Copy !req
1569. Good.Copy !req
1570. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
1571. I am so in love with you.Copy !req
1572. That wasn't a bad song.Copy !req
1573. I'm going to tell those
record company guys about you.Copy !req
1574. You mind if I give her
a kiss first?Copy !req
1575. Do what you got to do.Copy !req
1576. I know this...Copy !req
1577. Much is...Copy !req
1578. True.Copy !req
1579. I know this...Copy !req
1580. Much is...Copy !req
1581. True.Copy !req
1582. I know, I know, I know...Copy !req
1583. This much is true.Copy !req
1584. Oh, yes, I do...Copy !req
1585. Robbie and Julia.Copy !req