1. You have some valid reasons
for wanting a divorce.Copy !req
2. Excuse me.Copy !req
3. My sinuses are very
sensitive to irritants.Copy !req
4. Mmm.Copy !req
5. In the past five months,Copy !req
6. I think I've breathed freely
with both sides workingCopy !req
7. maybe a week, total.Copy !req
8. I got to cut this out.Copy !req
9. It's going to kill me.Copy !req
10. I hadn't smoked for 13 years.Copy !req
11. I kept the last cigarette
from my last pack.Copy !req
12. I said, "If I never smoke
this one cigarette,Copy !req
13. "I'll never smoke again.
Period."Copy !req
14. 13 years I kept that cigarette.Copy !req
15. Here.Copy !req
16. I had this little case
made for it.Copy !req
17. See?Copy !req
18. 13 years,Copy !req
19. and then,
one Thursday afternoon,Copy !req
20. Barbara came to see me.Copy !req
21. And when she left...Copy !req
22. You know where I am
if you change your mind.Copy !req
23. Barbara and Oliver Rose.Copy !req
24. You'd have heard of them,Copy !req
25. except I kept what happened
out of the papers.Copy !req
26. I think you should
hear the story, though.Copy !req
27. It might matter to you.Copy !req
28. I won't start the clock yet.Copy !req
29. My fee is $450 an hour.Copy !req
30. When a man
who makes $450 an hourCopy !req
31. wants to tell you
something for free,Copy !req
32. you should listen.Copy !req
33. They met great.Copy !req
34. They agreed on that.Copy !req
35. But the way I saw it,Copy !req
36. the poor bastards
never had a chance.Copy !req
37. It was the final day
of the season in Nantucket.Copy !req
38. A nor'easter was blowing
the last of the touristsCopy !req
39. off the island.Copy !req
40. The next item up for bidCopy !req
41. is an exquisite Japanese carving,
circa 1700,Copy !req
42. a rare relief
of a Shinto goddessCopy !req
43. very richly detailed.Copy !req
44. The intricacy of...Copy !req
45. $10.Copy !req
46. I have $10 from the premature young man
in the gray raincoat.Copy !req
47. Do I hear 15?Copy !req
48. 11.Copy !req
49. $11. Ladies and gentlemen,
please, do I hear 15?Copy !req
50. 20.Copy !req
51. $20!Copy !req
52. $20. I have $20,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
53. Do I hear 25 for this
exceptionally exotic item?Copy !req
54. $30.Copy !req
55. 31.Copy !req
56. $31. All right, I have $31,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
57. Is this my final offer?Copy !req
58. Ladies and gentlemen,
31 going once...Copy !req
59. $40.Copy !req
60. $40! 40.
Do I hear 45?Copy !req
61. 50.5-0.Copy !req
62. $50! I have $50.
Do I hear 60?Copy !req
63. $50 going once,Copy !req
64. going twice...Copy !req
65. Sold,Copy !req
66. to the pretty lady
in the white sweater.Copy !req
67. You know how much it's worth?Copy !req
68. It doesn't matter
because I'm not going to sell it.Copy !req
69. $250.Copy !req
70. Well, I guess I have a good eye.Copy !req
71. I got to catch the last ferry.Copy !req
72. Wait a minute.
Let me carry that for you.Copy !req
73. Here. Put this on.Copy !req
74. Oh! Thanks.Copy !req
75. I love the rain.Copy !req
76. I love it, too.Copy !req
77. I know what you're thinking,
"Harvard Law. Woo, woo, woo."Copy !req
78. But I got a scholarship.Copy !req
79. I'm not rich or anything.Copy !req
80. Brilliant.
What about you?Copy !req
81. I'm not rich or brilliant.Copy !req
82. Where are you going to school?Copy !req
83. Madison.
I got a scholarship, too, gymnastics.Copy !req
84. I don't know, though.
My body's getting kind of big.Copy !req
85. It looks, um...Copy !req
86. Well, you see,
it's like a pendulum.Copy !req
87. The longer it is,
the slower you move.Copy !req
88. Now my vaults and my tumbling
just aren't what they used to be.Copy !req
89. My strength moves
are still good.Copy !req
90. Your strength moves?Copy !req
91. I love Nantucket.Copy !req
92. Oh, I'm going to miss the ferry.Copy !req
93. Thanks for
walking me. Bye.Copy !req
94. Wait a minute.
What's your name?Copy !req
95. Barbara.Copy !req
96. Barbara!Copy !req
97. Wait a second.
I've got a great idea.Copy !req
98. Uh! Oh! Uh!Copy !req
99. Oh! Uh! Whoa!Copy !req
100. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
101. Uh, uh, uh.Copy !req
102. Uh.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
103. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
104. Never, never, never apologizeCopy !req
105. for being multiorgasmic.Copy !req
106. I honestly didn't know I was.Copy !req
107. Oh, bless you.Copy !req
108. Bless you.Copy !req
109. Oh, bless you.Copy !req
110. Uh.Copy !req
111. If we end up together,Copy !req
112. then this is the most romantic day
of my whole life,Copy !req
113. and if we don't,Copy !req
114. then I'm a complete slut.Copy !req
115. This is a storyCopy !req
116. we're going to tell
our grandchildren.Copy !req
117. Oh.Copy !req
118. Uh-oh.Copy !req
119. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
120. Uh-oh.Copy !req
121. It's the return
of the Bald Avenger.Copy !req
122. a merry Christmas
and a happy new yearCopy !req
123. We wish you a merry ChristmasCopy !req
124. From Sesame StreetCopy !req
125. OK. That's the sixth time.
Now, turn it off, honey.Copy !req
126. Merry Christmas, Bert.Copy !req
127. Oh...Copy !req
128. Daddy. Daddy.Copy !req
129. Honey, give me those papers.Copy !req
130. Say please.Copy !req
131. Please.Copy !req
132. No.Copy !req
133. Up in there behind the party.Copy !req
134. Where are they?Copy !req
135. I don't got.Copy !req
136. Nice try.Copy !req
137. Thanks.Copy !req
138. Ah-ha ha!Copy !req
139. Uhhh!Copy !req
140. Vroom!Copy !req
141. Hello!Copy !req
142. Mom's home.Copy !req
143. Get over here.Copy !req
144. I owe you a squeezie.Copy !req
145. Ooh! Up we go.Copy !req
146. Come on, you.Copy !req
147. Grr.Copy !req
148. All right.Copy !req
149. Hi, honey.Copy !req
150. Yeah. Now,
you go in that chair.Copy !req
151. Got it?Copy !req
152. Well, you're going to
go in this one right here.Copy !req
153. Uh! Hey. Ohh!Copy !req
154. I got you...Copy !req
155. That's for me?Copy !req
156. It's green for you.Copy !req
157. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
158. And it's red for you.Copy !req
159. I really don't think it's such a good idea
to give them sweets like that.Copy !req
160. No. It is.Copy !req
161. Actually, I read that
kids who are deprivedCopy !req
162. of sweets and candies
all the time,Copy !req
163. they get obsessed by it,
and they turn out to be obese.Copy !req
164. But the little kids
who get it all the time,Copy !req
165. it's no big deal,
and they turn out normal.Copy !req
166. And here.Copy !req
167. Being a waitress
on Christmas EveCopy !req
168. is very profitable.Copy !req
169. What do you think, guys?Copy !req
170. Nice.Copy !req
171. OK.Copy !req
172. What do you think?Copy !req
173. Mmm...Copy !req
174. Looks like tinfoil.Copy !req
175. Oh, you're right.
It doesn't make it.Copy !req
176. I'll learn.Copy !req
177. What do you say
we go for a walk?Copy !req
178. I got to finish this brief.Copy !req
179. Oh, just a quick stroll.
Come on. Please.Copy !req
180. It's freezing outside.
It's snowing.Copy !req
181. Yes, and I'm still asking you
to take a walk. Why? Huh?Copy !req
182. Where are we going?Copy !req
183. Just to the corner.Copy !req
184. Barbara, I have work to do.Copy !req
185. I can't be walking
around here in the snow.Copy !req
186. Ahh.Copy !req
187. OK, we're at the corner.Copy !req
188. So what do you want
to do now, walk back?Copy !req
189. No. I want to go
for a ride in your car.Copy !req
190. I don't have a car...Copy !req
191. You got me a Morgan?Copy !req
192. Yes.Copy !req
193. Oh ho ho!Copy !req
194. I don't believe it!
A Morgan!Copy !req
195. A Morgan.Copy !req
196. The cook's brother
brought it over from England.Copy !req
197. It's got a little bit of rust.Copy !req
198. We'll do some work on it.Copy !req
199. How much did you pay for it?Copy !req
200. It's a Christmas present.
I used my money.Copy !req
201. Your money's our money.
Can we afford this?Copy !req
202. You are going to be
such a huge success.Copy !req
203. This may be our last opportunity
to worry about spending money.Copy !req
204. Come on, here.
Get in.Copy !req
205. It's a right-hand drive.Copy !req
206. Well, are you happy?Copy !req
207. I'm more than happy.
I'm way past happy.Copy !req
208. I'm married.Copy !req
209. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
210. Sounds like a fairy tale,
doesn't it?Copy !req
211. And it was.Copy !req
212. My father used to say,Copy !req
213. "There are four things that
tell the world who a man is,Copy !req
214. "his house, his car,
his wife, and his shoes."Copy !req
215. Oliver didn't have
the house yet,Copy !req
216. but he was definitely
moving up in the world.Copy !req
217. He'd only been
with the firm six monthsCopy !req
218. when he decided to have
the senior partners overCopy !req
219. to his new apartment for dinner.Copy !req
220. He had his eye on the future.Copy !req
221. So did I.Copy !req
222. Pretty lady lovely ladyCopy !req
223. Hmm hmm hmm hmmCopy !req
224. May I have this dance with you?Copy !req
225. Ah, what a night!Copy !req
226. Elke, Elke, wait a minute.Copy !req
227. We're eating with
elderly people now.Copy !req
228. Keep that closed.Copy !req
229. Where you been?
Come on up.Copy !req
230. Oliver, this is Elke.
Elke, this is Oliver.Copy !req
231. Hi.Copy !req
232. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
233. Here is to Oliver and GavinCopy !req
234. for a job well done on
Kentucky v. Brunswick Coal.Copy !req
235. Hear, hear.Copy !req
236. Hell of a litigation.Copy !req
237. Thank you.Copy !req
238. I couldn't have done it
without you, Oliver.Copy !req
239. This man has a face
juries can't help but believe.Copy !req
240. Gavin told
the state attorney generalCopy !req
241. that if he didn't settle,Copy !req
242. the next election
he'd be running as a gelding.Copy !req
243. Well, let's drink up.Copy !req
244. Ah, yes.Copy !req
245. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
246. Oh, good night, sweethearts.Copy !req
247. Um, Mom...Copy !req
248. Yeah?Copy !req
249. Can I take some more dessert
to our room?Copy !req
250. OK, time for bed.
Let's go.Copy !req
251. Guess not.Copy !req
252. Kiss.Copy !req
253. Kiss Daddy.Copy !req
254. Good night, sweetheart.Copy !req
255. Good night.Copy !req
256. Good night, buddy.Copy !req
257. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
258. Sleep well.Copy !req
259. I used to be chubby
as a kid. Yeah.Copy !req
260. Let's eat.Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. Ooh.Copy !req
263. Mmmm.Copy !req
264. Oh, my!Copy !req
265. Whatever flavor is this?Copy !req
266. No, don't tell me. Uh...Copy !req
267. Let me think, now.
Ummm...Copy !req
268. It isn't apples.Copy !req
269. You make something with
apples, don't you, dear?Copy !req
270. No, unless you mean
baked apples.Copy !req
271. Prunes?Copy !req
272. No. Wait a minute.
Um...Copy !req
273. This is a very special taste.Copy !req
274. Raisins!Copy !req
275. It isn't pears.Copy !req
276. Um...Copy !req
277. Um, fresh fig with, uh,
a little cognac.Copy !req
278. Figs?Copy !req
279. I never would have
thought of figs.Copy !req
280. I never would have guessed.Copy !req
281. Mmmm.Copy !req
282. It's fantastic, isn't it, Elke?Copy !req
283. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
284. It's absolutely spectacular.Copy !req
285. Mrs. Marshall,
more wine?Copy !req
286. Please.Copy !req
287. Your crystal is lovely.Copy !req
288. Thank you.Copy !req
289. It's not Waterford.Copy !req
290. Baccarat.Copy !req
291. Then we are paying
our associates too much.Copy !req
292. Actually, we got it
quite reasonably.Copy !req
293. It's, uh, it's kind of
an interesting story.Copy !req
294. Why don't you tell it, Barb?Copy !req
295. Well, we were in Paris...Copy !req
296. It was our fifth anniversary.Copy !req
297. We'd just had lunch
in this wonderful little placeCopy !req
298. in the market district
called the Pas de Cochon.Copy !req
299. Pied de Cochon.Copy !req
300. Thanks. We were
wandering around,Copy !req
301. and we came uponCopy !req
302. the Rue de ParadisCopy !req
303. where the Baccarat
has its factory and museum.Copy !req
304. Of course I didn't know
anything about thisCopy !req
305. before I met Oliver.Copy !req
306. I mean, my mother bought
her glasses at the A&P.Copy !req
307. You know, the kind
with the raised flowersCopy !req
308. that always chipped off
after a couple weeks,Copy !req
309. and they were always
yellow, too, remember?Copy !req
310. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
311. Anyway, here we were
in this immense roomCopy !req
312. filled with everything
Baccarat had ever made.Copy !req
313. A field of crystal.Copy !req
314. It was so, so pretty.Copy !req
315. I mean, I felt...Copy !req
316. Whatever the word.Copy !req
317. And suddenly,
from the next room,Copy !req
318. we heard the sound
of glass breaking.Copy !req
319. Well, I looked at Oliver,Copy !req
320. and Oliver looked at me,
and then... Oh. Ye... No.Copy !req
321. Well, before that, there was
this big black limousineCopy !req
322. out on the street...
Now, this is important.Copy !req
323. Well, actually,
before the limousine...Copy !req
324. To make a long story short,Copy !req
325. a wealthy French couple
had ordered a special designCopy !req
326. for their anniversary.Copy !req
327. By the time it was ready,
they were getting a divorce.Copy !req
328. The woman had smashed her half,Copy !req
329. and I convinced the man
to sell us his half cheapCopy !req
330. just to spite her.Copy !req
331. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
332. And, uh,
that's our Baccarat story.Copy !req
333. I think everybody
had a great time, don't you?Copy !req
334. To make a long story short, no.Copy !req
335. I'm sorry. You were
just rambling on.Copy !req
336. Well, then, tell
your own story next time.Copy !req
337. You care so desperately
what everybody thinks,Copy !req
338. fuck face.Copy !req
339. They're my bosses.Copy !req
340. They're Gavin's bosses, too.Copy !req
341. It didn't stop him from getting
a foot job all through dinner.Copy !req
342. Gavin doesn't care about
making partner.Copy !req
343. He doesn't have a wife and kids.Copy !req
344. I do.Copy !req
345. You want to keep living
in this apartment?Copy !req
346. Because you do not buy a houseCopy !req
347. on an associate's salary.Copy !req
348. At least not the kind
of house that we want.Copy !req
349. OK, I care what they think.Copy !req
350. I care, all right?
I care.Copy !req
351. Shoot me.Copy !req
352. And that phony laugh.Copy !req
353. "Heh heh heh heh."Copy !req
354. That was a genuine laugh.Copy !req
355. Heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
356. OK, all right, all right.
Maybe I overdid it.Copy !req
357. I was just trying to
keep things going.Copy !req
358. God. I hope they didn't notice
what a jerk I am.Copy !req
359. They never seem to.Copy !req
360. "Dear homeowner,Copy !req
361. "I love your house!Copy !req
362. "If you ever consider selling,Copy !req
363. "please contact me.Copy !req
364. "Barbara Rose."Copy !req
365. Mom! I'm going to
be late for practice!Copy !req
366. You've been doing
this for a year,Copy !req
367. and nobody's called.Copy !req
368. This is a great house.Copy !req
369. I love this house.Copy !req
370. It's a waste of time!Copy !req
371. I'll bet I get this house.
Five bucks.Copy !req
372. Five bucks.Copy !req
373. Man...Copy !req
374. Hello.Copy !req
375. Oh, I was just leaving a note.Copy !req
376. How kind.Copy !req
377. Please, won't you come in?Copy !req
378. All right.Copy !req
379. Oh...Copy !req
380. I don't believe we've met.Copy !req
381. Barbara Rose.Copy !req
382. I'm Maureen.Copy !req
383. I don't remember
Mother mentioning you,Copy !req
384. but she had so many friends.Copy !req
385. Oh...Copy !req
386. Oh, I'm very sorry.Copy !req
387. Thank you.
She went peacefully.Copy !req
388. What am I going to do
with this old place?Copy !req
389. I just can't bear
to put it up for saleCopy !req
390. and have a bunch of strangers
tromping through it.Copy !req
391. If I could just find someoneCopy !req
392. who would love it
as much as Mom did.Copy !req
393. It's more important to meCopy !req
394. than whatever money
we get for it.Copy !req
395. If you hear of anybody
who might...Copy !req
396. Can we go up and pick our rooms?Copy !req
397. We can do whatever we want.
This is our house.Copy !req
398. Who gets the first pick?Copy !req
399. Oh, don't get scared.Copy !req
400. We'll do it together.Copy !req
401. I just feel kind of strange.Copy !req
402. I mean, this house
is so beautiful,Copy !req
403. and we live here.Copy !req
404. Is this who we are?Copy !req
405. This is me?Copy !req
406. I'll be home early.Copy !req
407. Where are you going?Copy !req
408. To work.
I wish I didn't have to,Copy !req
409. but somebody's
got to pay for all this.Copy !req
410. It's Saturday.Copy !req
411. Come on.
This is a great day.Copy !req
412. You've got the fun part.Copy !req
413. Kitchen first.Copy !req
414. Everything was working
for the Roses.Copy !req
415. Let me restate that.Copy !req
416. The Roses were working
for everything.Copy !req
417. Over the next six years,Copy !req
418. Oliver dug in,
made senior partner.Copy !req
419. The kids lopped off
70, 80 pounds,Copy !req
420. and Barbara labored
seven days a weekCopy !req
421. to create the perfect homeCopy !req
422. that Oliver always dreamed of...Copy !req
423. Not easy for a girl
who grew up drinking her milkCopy !req
424. from glasses
with chipped yellow flowers.Copy !req
425. There were a million choices,Copy !req
426. and she sweated
every one of them.Copy !req
427. She refinished
all the tables herself.Copy !req
428. It took six months to get
the floors exactly right,Copy !req
429. 100 Sundays to findCopy !req
430. the perfect Staffordshire
figures and platesCopy !req
431. that she put over the fireplace.Copy !req
432. When you work that hard
on something,Copy !req
433. eventually, you have to finishCopy !req
434. and face the awful question...Copy !req
435. What's left to do?Copy !req
436. Continuous...Copy !req
437. Excuse me.
You working?Copy !req
438. Yes. Is it important?Copy !req
439. Yes, kind of.
I hope so.Copy !req
440. Stephanie Maze calledCopy !req
441. to say thank you for
dinner the other night.Copy !req
442. Yeah?Copy !req
443. She said the pate
I made was so good,Copy !req
444. I should think about
going into business.Copy !req
445. Uh-huh.Copy !req
446. So I asked her
if she really meant it,Copy !req
447. and she said she did,Copy !req
448. so I took a pound over to her
and collected $35.Copy !req
449. I'd almost forgotten what it felt like
to make money.Copy !req
450. You sold liver to our friends?Copy !req
451. She paid me in cash, Oliver.Copy !req
452. Somehow that felt differentCopy !req
453. from the money I get
cashing a check.Copy !req
454. It made me feel like
trading in the VolvoCopy !req
455. on one of those
four-wheel drive thingsCopy !req
456. with big knobby tires
and the 200-horsepower engine.Copy !req
457. So I did. I'm going to
pick it up tomorrow.Copy !req
458. Thank you so much
for telling me.Copy !req
459. Uh, and you think
that you need this?Copy !req
460. I mean, the Volvo is a fine car.Copy !req
461. I'll pay for it
with my own money.Copy !req
462. How much does it cost?Copy !req
463. I know it was kind of crazy,Copy !req
464. but I just wanted it, OK?Copy !req
465. 25,000.Copy !req
466. So you only have to sell
700 more pounds of pate.Copy !req
467. Maybe I will.Copy !req
468. Maybe I'm starting a business.Copy !req
469. But if you don't
want me to, I...Copy !req
470. No, no, no, no, no.
You do it.Copy !req
471. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
472. I'm doing it.Copy !req
473. Wait a minute.
Wait one minute, here.Copy !req
474. I do not understand
what's the attitude.Copy !req
475. I told you I would handle it.Copy !req
476. That's right, and when I didn't see
anything happening,Copy !req
477. I went ahead,
and I set up the interview.Copy !req
478. I would have done it.Copy !req
479. I know, but sometimes
you need a little push.Copy !req
480. We all need a little push.Copy !req
481. We agreed that if you were
going to do this liver bit,Copy !req
482. we would need someone to take care
of the house full-time,Copy !req
483. right?Copy !req
484. Right, Oliver.
Right again.Copy !req
485. Oh, come on.
Let's not argue, OK?Copy !req
486. Just think about it
for a minute!Copy !req
487. If you don't want
to interview the lady,Copy !req
488. I will send her home.Copy !req
489. I'm only trying
to make your life easier.Copy !req
490. Somehow the thought of a stranger
living in my houseCopy !req
491. just seems weird, you know?Copy !req
492. Doesn't it?Copy !req
493. I don't mean just for us,
but for you, too.Copy !req
494. Oh, but, then, I guess
you do this all the time.Copy !req
495. Oh, no. I try this as a means
of finding room and boardCopy !req
496. and a little money.Copy !req
497. I'm also attending a few classes
at William and Mary College,Copy !req
498. but that won't interfere
with my duties.Copy !req
499. Oh, that's great.
I'm happy for you, really.Copy !req
500. So do I get the job?Copy !req
501. The fact is, Susan,
I don't need a live-in.Copy !req
502. This was my
husband's suggestion.Copy !req
503. I mean, I have raised
two kids on my own,Copy !req
504. and now they're about
to go off to college.Copy !req
505. They were both
accepted at Harvard.Copy !req
506. Mmm. That's
a nice school, too.Copy !req
507. Thanks. So anyway,
it will just be Oliver and me here at homeCopy !req
508. although I am getting going
my own catering business.Copy !req
509. But let's face it. I don't need to work,
not for the money,Copy !req
510. and that does not
necessarily make meCopy !req
511. one of these women who's married
to a successful manCopy !req
512. and has dedicated her life
to him and her children,Copy !req
513. and then finds
herself desperately tryingCopy !req
514. to validate
herself as a human beingCopy !req
515. because her children
are about to leave herCopy !req
516. by studying photography
or opening an art galleryCopy !req
517. or going into interior design
with her husband's office, no.Copy !req
518. I mean, I have a wonderful houseCopy !req
519. crammed with beautiful things.Copy !req
520. I did this house myself.
I did a great job...Copy !req
521. Not that I'm necessarily
a slave to materialism, no,Copy !req
522. but I am proud of what
I have accomplished,Copy !req
523. although, I suppose,Copy !req
524. some people would find
my life disgusting.Copy !req
525. No. Disgusting
is too strong a word.Copy !req
526. No. I would not sayCopy !req
527. that many people would respect
the choices that I have madeCopy !req
528. although women would,
women like me.Copy !req
529. But, then, I don't care
what they thinkCopy !req
530. because I can't stand
who they are.Copy !req
531. What I'm trying to say, Susan,
is that I don't need a live-in.Copy !req
532. Well, thanks for the interview
and good luckCopy !req
533. and God bless you.Copy !req
534. I would like you to understand
that if I were to hire you,Copy !req
535. my life would probably change.Copy !req
536. You would be this new element
in the house, you see?Copy !req
537. Well...Copy !req
538. Let me show you
where your room is.Copy !req
539. Hey.Copy !req
540. Hey, Bennie.
Dumb dog.Copy !req
541. Here, boy.Copy !req
542. Bennie. Come on. Let's see
if he'll go for it again.Copy !req
543. Bennie.Copy !req
544. Hiya!Copy !req
545. Yeah. Dumb.Copy !req
546. Oh, the Bennie boy.Copy !req
547. The Bennie, Bennie, Bennie boy.Copy !req
548. Yes, he's the best boy.
He's the best boy.Copy !req
549. We love our little boy.
Oh, he's a good boy.Copy !req
550. He's a Bennie boy.
We love our Bennie boy.Copy !req
551. Yes, he's a pretty dog.Copy !req
552. Rose residence.Copy !req
553. Susan, is that for me?Copy !req
554. It's for Josh.Copy !req
555. Are you expecting a call?Copy !req
556. Jason Larrabee said he'd call
to confirm lunch tomorrow.Copy !req
557. I'm trying to land him
as a client.Copy !req
558. The word around town is
he's up for a cabinet post.Copy !req
559. I wish he'd call.Copy !req
560. He will.Copy !req
561. Listen, did you get a chance
to look over that contract for me?Copy !req
562. What contract?Copy !req
563. On the concert luncheon
I'm doing.Copy !req
564. Oh, yeah.
No, but I'll read it this weekend.Copy !req
565. OK.Copy !req
566. No. No, not OK.Copy !req
567. I have to sign it tomorrow,
which is why I gave it to you last week,Copy !req
568. but it's probably fine.Copy !req
569. Well, I'll read it now.Copy !req
570. Oh, no, don't bother.Copy !req
571. No. Get it.Copy !req
572. Sure.Copy !req
573. What? What is it?Copy !req
574. It's a fly.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
575. On the fridge.Copy !req
576. Stay upwind of him.Copy !req
577. Aha! How about that?Copy !req
578. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
579. I admire your technique.Copy !req
580. Hello?
Oh, Mr. Larrabee.Copy !req
581. Hi. How are you?
No, no, it's not too late.Copy !req
582. Can you hang on just one secondCopy !req
583. while I use the other phone?
Thank you.Copy !req
584. Yes, sir. I'm looking forward
to that, too, myself.Copy !req
585. No, no. Of course
you're not bothering me.Copy !req
586. Lawyers, we never sleep.Copy !req
587. You know, I'm available
to you, sir, 24 hours a...Copy !req
588. Who left all the appliances
on in the kitchen?Copy !req
589. It sounds like who-knows-what
going on down there.Copy !req
590. I must have hit a couple of switches
when I was cleaning up.Copy !req
591. You know how that can happen.Copy !req
592. I got great news.Copy !req
593. Lunch is on tomorrow
with Larrabee.Copy !req
594. I'm going to meet him
at his club in Philadelphia.Copy !req
595. He's mine.Copy !req
596. Look how crazy you are
about yourself right now.Copy !req
597. I'm sorry.Copy !req
598. Don't apologize.Copy !req
599. I kind of live
with the assumptionCopy !req
600. that all guys owe an apologyCopy !req
601. to the women
that they live with.Copy !req
602. Oh, you're so full of shit.Copy !req
603. So where's that
little contract of yours?Copy !req
604. Maybe I can up your price, huh?Copy !req
605. Where is it?Copy !req
606. I'm sure it's all right.Copy !req
607. My fee's going up.Copy !req
608. Better get me
while you can afford me.Copy !req
609. I don't want you to read it.Copy !req
610. Let me have it.Copy !req
611. Now I got you,Copy !req
612. and I'm not going to
let you get away.Copy !req
613. Uh! Let me go.Copy !req
614. Let me go. Uh!Copy !req
615. Let go of me. Let go.
Uh! Uh!Copy !req
616. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
617. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
618. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
619. Mmm.Copy !req
620. You think you're
pretty strong, don't you?Copy !req
621. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
622. If you're with a woman
for any length of time,Copy !req
623. eventually you'll
ask her that question.Copy !req
624. If she doesn't answer,
that's trouble,Copy !req
625. and when trouble begins,Copy !req
626. it comes at you from directions
you'd never expect.Copy !req
627. Oliver was a sitting duck.Copy !req
628. I think you're going to be
very well served by our firm,Copy !req
629. especially if the rumors
around town are true.Copy !req
630. Well, there may be
a Senate confirmation hearingCopy !req
631. in my future.Copy !req
632. We could definitely
be of help with that.Copy !req
633. Yes. Waiter?
Uh! Ooh!Copy !req
634. What's the matter?Copy !req
635. Nothing, I'm fine. Could I have
some more coffee, please?Copy !req
636. Certainly, sir.Copy !req
637. Regarding
your Senate confirmation,Copy !req
638. it may not be a bad ideaCopy !req
639. for us to have your personal
asset liability state...Copy !req
640. Oh. Ooh.Copy !req
641. Oliver?Copy !req
642. Do you think you're having
a heart attack?Copy !req
643. Uh!Copy !req
644. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
645. Wipe that stuff
off his chin, Heath.Copy !req
646. Hang in there, Oliver.Copy !req
647. Call my wife.Copy !req
648. You're doing just fine.Copy !req
649. Somebody called down
for the defibrillator.Copy !req
650. Right here.Copy !req
651. Gerald, you're going to take it?Copy !req
652. How's it going?Copy !req
653. You may be the only person
I'm doing better than.Copy !req
654. My wife stabbed me
in the stomach.Copy !req
655. With a nail file this time.Copy !req
656. She's training to be
a manicurist.Copy !req
657. They make good money, you know.Copy !req
658. I'm trying to get
a doctor for you, baby.Copy !req
659. They always feel bad after it.Copy !req
660. Mr. Rose?Copy !req
661. I'm Dr. Gordon.
This is my associate.Copy !req
662. Dr. Hillerman.
Jason Larrabee called us in.Copy !req
663. How are his vital signs?Copy !req
664. We were here first.Copy !req
665. We'll be with you
in just a moment.Copy !req
666. Madge, take it easy.Copy !req
667. Can't you see the guy's
dying over here?Copy !req
668. Did someone call my wife?Copy !req
669. Yes.Copy !req
670. I need to write her a noteCopy !req
671. in case she doesn't
get here in time.Copy !req
672. Let's get him to C.I.C.U.Copy !req
673. I'll get the pen back
once we get up there.Copy !req
674. Is my wife here?Copy !req
675. I don't think so.Copy !req
676. Get me some pictures,
upper G. I.Copy !req
677. You're going to have to
swallow some barium,Copy !req
678. but you'll like it.
It's peppermint flavored.Copy !req
679. I don't think that
there's anythingCopy !req
680. more important
than the hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
681. That's where people will make
their first judgment of the food.Copy !req
682. There's an urgent
phone call for you.Copy !req
683. Oh.Copy !req
684. Hello?Copy !req
685. Oh, God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
686. All right. All right.
I'm leaving right now.Copy !req
687. My husband's had a heart attack.Copy !req
688. Oh, that happens
to my mother like this.Copy !req
689. Don't worry.
Your luncheon's going to be terrific.Copy !req
690. I promise. Everything's
just going to be great.Copy !req
691. The X-rays turned up
an esophageal tear,Copy !req
692. commonly known
as a hiatal hernia,Copy !req
693. right there.Copy !req
694. The pain symptoms
are almost identical to angina.Copy !req
695. Stress, coffee,
spicy foods, gas.Copy !req
696. Your nerve endings
get irritated,Copy !req
697. and, well, you know
what that feels like...Copy !req
698. Not pleasant, but not fatal.Copy !req
699. Could you get
this hiatal hernia,Copy !req
700. say, by being squeezed
between someone's legs?Copy !req
701. No.Copy !req
702. So I'm not going to die?Copy !req
703. Eventually, but not today.Copy !req
704. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
705. Thank you.Copy !req
706. You can wait right here.Copy !req
707. Thank you.Copy !req
708. Oliver, you're alive.Copy !req
709. Yeah, it was something else.Copy !req
710. It wasn't the heart.
It was a rip, a tear.Copy !req
711. You're alive!Copy !req
712. Yeah.Copy !req
713. So what are you going to do?Copy !req
714. I'm waiting for Barbara
to pick me up.Copy !req
715. I'll wait with you.Copy !req
716. Good.Copy !req
717. OK. Think we can get
that nurse to come back hereCopy !req
718. with a bottle of musk oil?Copy !req
719. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
720. She should be here any minute.Copy !req
721. Yeah.Copy !req
722. Stuffy in these places.Copy !req
723. I got us enough booze
for the whole trip.Copy !req
724. Thanks.Copy !req
725. I couldn't remember
whether you wanted a twistCopy !req
726. or you didn't want a twist,
so I got you some just in case.Copy !req
727. Thank you, Gavin.Copy !req
728. Salut.Copy !req
729. All those lives
going on out there,Copy !req
730. people we'll never meet,Copy !req
731. experiencing things
we'll never know.Copy !req
732. We can't know.Copy !req
733. In your own life, by this point,Copy !req
734. you think you know
what's gonna be, but,Copy !req
735. you don't know.Copy !req
736. You don't know.Copy !req
737. It's always just when you think
you got it figured out,Copy !req
738. when, bingo,
something comes alongCopy !req
739. and knocks you
right on your ass.Copy !req
740. Why do you think Barbara
didn't come to the hospital?Copy !req
741. I don't know.Copy !req
742. She probably had a good reason.Copy !req
743. How you doing?Copy !req
744. Come here, sweetheart.Copy !req
745. Where is everybody, huh?Copy !req
746. I guess you're the only oneCopy !req
747. who gives a damn
about me in this family.Copy !req
748. Oliver, you don't know
how happy I am to see you.Copy !req
749. Oh.Copy !req
750. You didn't come to the hospital.Copy !req
751. No. No. Well, I called,Copy !req
752. and, well, everything
seemed to be under control.Copy !req
753. I just...
I didn't want to disturb you.Copy !req
754. Disturb me?Copy !req
755. Well, I wasn't doing much,
just dying.Copy !req
756. Oliver, you weren't dying.Copy !req
757. You didn't even call.Copy !req
758. Of course I did. I called.
I talked to someone.Copy !req
759. Not to me.Copy !req
760. Well, I talked to a nurse,Copy !req
761. and she said that
you weren't dying.Copy !req
762. Well, I thought I was dying.Copy !req
763. I wrote you a noteCopy !req
764. in case you didn't
get there in time.Copy !req
765. I can't read your handwriting.Copy !req
766. I was on a gurney
being rushed to intensive careCopy !req
767. under excruciating pain.Copy !req
768. It says...Copy !req
769. "My love, by the time
you receive this,Copy !req
770. "I may be gone.Copy !req
771. "My life was..." Fun?Copy !req
772. "... full beyond my dreams.Copy !req
773. "All I have and all I am,
I owe to you.Copy !req
774. "You gave me courage
to surpass what I know I am,Copy !req
775. "the strength to..."Copy !req
776. Oh, this is where
I had a spasm, yeah.Copy !req
777. I can't read it,
but the next line says,Copy !req
778. "I lie here,
feeling my life ebb away,Copy !req
779. "and I cling to your image.Copy !req
780. "I will take you with me
to eternity.Copy !req
781. "I cherish you.Copy !req
782. "I thank merciful God
for you."Copy !req
783. I didn't have
the strength to sign it.Copy !req
784. Well, I'm sureCopy !req
785. they would have told me
who it was from.Copy !req
786. I can't believe you didn't
call us at school, Mother.Copy !req
787. I didn't see any point
in alarming youCopy !req
788. until there was something
to be alarmed about.Copy !req
789. Your mother didn't want
to disturb anybody today.Copy !req
790. Yeah, well, you still
should have called.Copy !req
791. You should have.Copy !req
792. I'm sure your motherCopy !req
793. didn't want
to worry you needlessly.Copy !req
794. The important thing is,
your father is alive.Copy !req
795. We've always been a family
that communicated.Copy !req
796. If anything important happens,Copy !req
797. everyone should know about it.Copy !req
798. That's the rule.Copy !req
799. Only youCopy !req
800. Can make all
this world seem rightCopy !req
801. Only you and you aloneCopy !req
802. Can thrill me like you doCopy !req
803. And fill my heart with loveCopy !req
804. For only youCopy !req
805. Only you...Copy !req
806. What's going on?
What?Copy !req
807. I'm very upset.Copy !req
808. It's 3:00
in the morning.Copy !req
809. Turn the television off.Copy !req
810. I wasn't exactly sure
why I didn't go to the hospital,Copy !req
811. but now I think I know.Copy !req
812. I'd just like to put today
behind us, OK?Copy !req
813. OK.Copy !req
814. I was going to
drive to the hospital,Copy !req
815. but I knew you were OKCopy !req
816. because I never think
anything really terribleCopy !req
817. could happen to me
or the kids or you,Copy !req
818. and I was getting
on the expressway,Copy !req
819. and suddenly I had
this very strong feelingCopy !req
820. that you were dead.Copy !req
821. And I knew what it would feel like
to be alone in this house,Copy !req
822. to not have you in my life,Copy !req
823. and I got so scared,
I had to pull over.Copy !req
824. Oh.Copy !req
825. You don't have to
be scared anymore.Copy !req
826. I got scared
because I felt happy.Copy !req
827. You were happy
because I was dead?Copy !req
828. I was happy to be free,Copy !req
829. like a weight had been lifted.Copy !req
830. Like a weight had been lifted?Copy !req
831. Yeah.Copy !req
832. So how am I supposed to respond?Copy !req
833. You tell me
you wished I was dead?Copy !req
834. I thought it was important.Copy !req
835. I think you owe me
an apology, Barbara.Copy !req
836. If you have something to say,
I'd like to hear it.Copy !req
837. I want a divorce.Copy !req
838. No, you don't.Copy !req
839. You can't have one.Copy !req
840. I've thought about this a lot.Copy !req
841. I really don't want to be
married to you anymore.Copy !req
842. Why do you want a divorce?Copy !req
843. Did I do something?
Did I not do something?Copy !req
844. I can't give you
specifics, Oliver.Copy !req
845. Well, try!Copy !req
846. I don't want to try!Copy !req
847. Is there somebody else?
Another man?Copy !req
848. No.Copy !req
849. A woman?Copy !req
850. You wish.Copy !req
851. I mean, I should be the one
trying to get the divorce.Copy !req
852. I'm the one rushed
to the hospitalCopy !req
853. suffering from this severe...Copy !req
854. Indigestion.Copy !req
855. You're such an expert, aren't you?
Making me look like a jerk.Copy !req
856. OK. OK, I'm sorry.Copy !req
857. I'm the bad person.
Let's just blame me for this.Copy !req
858. No. No. I think I need...
I think you owe me,Copy !req
859. after this many pretty god damn
good years of marriage,Copy !req
860. a solid reason.Copy !req
861. I work my ass off
to make enough moneyCopy !req
862. to provide you with a good life,Copy !req
863. and you owe me a reason
that makes sense,Copy !req
864. so let's hear it.Copy !req
865. Come on. Let's hear it.
Let's hear it!Copy !req
866. Because,Copy !req
867. when I watch you eat,
when I see you asleep,Copy !req
868. when I look at you lately,Copy !req
869. I just want to
smash your face in.Copy !req
870. Come on.
Smash my face.Copy !req
871. Come on. You want
to smash my face?Copy !req
872. Next time, I hit back.Copy !req
873. And you'd better get yourself
a damn good lawyer.Copy !req
874. The best your money can buy.Copy !req
875. What does she want?Copy !req
876. Child support.Copy !req
877. I've always taken
care of my kids.Copy !req
878. And they will be 18 in one year,Copy !req
879. which makes it nice for you.Copy !req
880. What about alimony?Copy !req
881. Barbara, against my advice,Copy !req
882. waives alimony.Copy !req
883. I'm making money
with my business.Copy !req
884. I'm getting a lot of referrals.
I can support myself.Copy !req
885. I'm a lucky guy.Copy !req
886. My client is being
more than fair, Mr. Rose.Copy !req
887. She's waived alimony.Copy !req
888. She's willing to
waive her rightsCopy !req
889. against your law practiceCopy !req
890. in exchange for the house
and all of its contentsCopy !req
891. except your shaving gear and...
His clothing?Copy !req
892. Everything I made
went into that house.Copy !req
893. I found that house.Copy !req
894. Every piece of furniture
is where it isCopy !req
895. because I decided to put it there.
That is my house.Copy !req
896. If your client
has finished yammering,Copy !req
897. you should explain
to her that a wifeCopy !req
898. does not automatically
get the house.Copy !req
899. I thought you told her
that she was entitledCopy !req
900. to anything and everything.Copy !req
901. I told her what?Copy !req
902. Yes. Here it is.Copy !req
903. I quote. "My love,Copy !req
904. "by the time you..."
Boy, what a handwriting.Copy !req
905. "By the time you receive this,Copy !req
906. "I may be gone."Copy !req
907. Uh, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
908. "All I am and all I have
I owe to you."Copy !req
909. You wrote this, Mr. Rose?Copy !req
910. Excuse me, Mr. Thurmont,Copy !req
911. you tiny, little, wormlike,
infinitesimal prick,Copy !req
912. could I have a word
with my wife, please?Copy !req
913. Certainly.Copy !req
914. If this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest
contest, you won.Copy !req
915. By showing him my letter,Copy !req
916. you have sunk below the deepest layer
of prehistoric frog shitCopy !req
917. at the bottom
of a New Jersey scum swamp.Copy !req
918. I may have let you
have the house,Copy !req
919. but now you'll never get it.Copy !req
920. You will never get that house.Copy !req
921. Do you understand?Copy !req
922. You will never get that house.Copy !req
923. We'll see.Copy !req
924. Yeah. We'll see.Copy !req
925. Maybe I shouldn't have
let you see that letter.Copy !req
926. Oh, dear girl,
by the time this is all over,Copy !req
927. you'll think of today
as one of your lighter moments.Copy !req
928. What do you call 500 lawyersCopy !req
929. at the bottom of the ocean?Copy !req
930. An excellent start.Copy !req
931. I used to resent
jokes like that.Copy !req
932. Now I see them as simple truths.Copy !req
933. Lawyers...Copy !req
934. Hello?Copy !req
935. Honey, I can't talk right now.
I'm with a client.Copy !req
936. Love you. Miss you.
Want you.Copy !req
937. Bye.Copy !req
938. I recently married.Copy !req
939. Which is the last thing
I ever thought I'd doCopy !req
940. after what happened
to the Roses.Copy !req
941. When it comes to women,Copy !req
942. I hope I'm a better man
now than I was.Copy !req
943. I know I'm a better lawyerCopy !req
944. when it comes to divorce.Copy !req
945. I'll never make another mistake
like I made with Oliver.Copy !req
946. Let's just concentrate
on the job at hand.Copy !req
947. She wants the house.
You want the house.Copy !req
948. I mean, she's not
being inconvenienced.Copy !req
949. I'm the one who's
living in a hotel room.Copy !req
950. Not for long.Copy !req
951. She claims she found the house.Copy !req
952. She did find the house. Right?Copy !req
953. Yes, she did,
but that's not the point.Copy !req
954. She said she made it what it is.Copy !req
955. She didn't.Copy !req
956. Look, I'm not keeping score,
but if I were keeping score,Copy !req
957. it'd be about 83 to 6, my favor.Copy !req
958. All the really good stuff,Copy !req
959. those wonderful
Staffordshire dogs...Copy !req
960. In fact, most of
the Staffordshires I found.Copy !req
961. And that Art Deco rug,Copy !req
962. and even that gray stove
in the kitchen.Copy !req
963. She never would have bought it
if I hadn't pushed her.Copy !req
964. Uh-huh.Copy !req
965. Shoes. That's what
she's good at buying.Copy !req
966. I got to have shelves
put in the closet,Copy !req
967. or she'd have the god damn
things shoved all over.Copy !req
968. Here we go.
You're going to love this.Copy !req
969. Civil code title 16904,
section C.Copy !req
970. I used this once for a freebie divorce
I did for my cousin Paulie.Copy !req
971. Total loser.Copy !req
972. Read.Copy !req
973. "The purposes of subsections I and II,
of paragraphs A and B..."Copy !req
974. Hey, skip down here to...Copy !req
975. "Parties who have pursued
separate lives..."Copy !req
976. "Parties who have pursued
separate lives,Copy !req
977. "sharing neither bed nor board
shall be deemed to have livedCopy !req
978. "separate and apart
from one another,Copy !req
979. "even though they reside
under the same roof."Copy !req
980. Even though they reside
under the same roof?Copy !req
981. Yeah. The law was put
on the books for poor people,Copy !req
982. folks who
couldn't afford separateCopy !req
983. residences during their divorce,Copy !req
984. but we can use it, too.Copy !req
985. That means I can move back in.Copy !req
986. If your divorce
is settled in court,Copy !req
987. it shows that you're
committed to the property,Copy !req
988. plus you can see she doesn't
start selling off the assets.Copy !req
989. And I can work on her,
get her to fold on this house thing.Copy !req
990. No. No, Oliver,
you don't even deal with her.Copy !req
991. You avoid her.Copy !req
992. Women can be a lot meaner
than we give them credit for.Copy !req
993. Never underestimate her
as an adversary.Copy !req
994. Don't even talk to her.Copy !req
995. No, I won't.
Don't worry about me.Copy !req
996. Gavin, thank you.Copy !req
997. All right.Copy !req
998. All right.
Go on. Go home.Copy !req
999. This is the stupidest thing
you've ever done.Copy !req
1000. Second stupidest.Copy !req
1001. You can't stay here.Copy !req
1002. The law says I can.
Title 16904, section C.Copy !req
1003. Look it up, tootsie pie.Copy !req
1004. Fa la la la la la la la laCopy !req
1005. 'Tis the season to be jollyCopy !req
1006. Fa la la la la la la la laCopy !req
1007. Don we now our gay apparelCopy !req
1008. OK, Mom, you're on.Copy !req
1009. Troll the ancient...Copy !req
1010. Wait.
Let me see that bag.Copy !req
1011. Is that what you're
going to put on top?Copy !req
1012. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1013. Fine. Josh,
plug it in, please.Copy !req
1014. It's a short.Copy !req
1015. It's not a short. One of the ornaments
is touching the sockets.Copy !req
1016. Fine.Copy !req
1017. You take care of it, Oliver.Copy !req
1018. Come on, it's Christmas time.Copy !req
1019. Let's get festive.Copy !req
1020. I have to go out.Copy !req
1021. I got stuff I got to
do in my room.Copy !req
1022. Oh.Copy !req
1023. Oh, God.
My house is on fire!Copy !req
1024. Mine, too, babe.Copy !req
1025. Really, you idiot!Copy !req
1026. Wait up, babe!Copy !req
1027. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1028. Oh, my...
Do something!Copy !req
1029. Fire!Copy !req
1030. Mom!Copy !req
1031. Fire!
Dad!Copy !req
1032. Call the police!Copy !req
1033. I'll get the extinguisher!Copy !req
1034. 991.999.Copy !req
1035. 911.Copy !req
1036. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1037. Stay out of the way!Copy !req
1038. Coming through!Copy !req
1039. "1, store in a cool place.Copy !req
1040. "2, hold upright.
Pull pin out." OK.Copy !req
1041. "3, stand back 8 feet.
Aim away from face."Copy !req
1042. Dad, hurry!
All right! OK!Copy !req
1043. OK! All right!Copy !req
1044. The curtain!Copy !req
1045. It's over.Copy !req
1046. Thank God I was here.Copy !req
1047. This whole house
could have gone up.Copy !req
1048. OK, OK.
I get a sponge and start cleaning up.Copy !req
1049. Maybe a rake or a bulldozer.Copy !req
1050. It might not
have been the lights.Copy !req
1051. You always know.Copy !req
1052. Rather than argue about
who supposedly did what,Copy !req
1053. I'd like to reach some
accord. Time is passing.Copy !req
1054. I'd love to be done
with this, too, Oliver.Copy !req
1055. Right. And if we leave
the settlement up to the court,Copy !req
1056. the lawyers,
they get everything,Copy !req
1057. so I've come up
with a fair solution.Copy !req
1058. You want to hear it?
Yes.Copy !req
1059. Now, I understand
your point of view.Copy !req
1060. You've invested 18 years
of your life in this marriage.Copy !req
1061. That's worth a lot.
A tremendous amount...Copy !req
1062. $163,800.Copy !req
1063. How did you arrive
at that number?Copy !req
1064. Fairly. You do approximately
the same things as Susan.Copy !req
1065. No. She goes to college.
She should make more than me.Copy !req
1066. Barbara, let me finish.Copy !req
1067. There is no comparison
whatsoeverCopy !req
1068. between what she does...Copy !req
1069. Her salary is a base,
so I doubled it.Copy !req
1070. And that wasn't enough,
and then I tripled it,Copy !req
1071. and that's how I came up
with this figure...Copy !req
1072. $490,633, approximately.Copy !req
1073. I shall give you that in cash.Copy !req
1074. It's not going to be easy.Copy !req
1075. It's going to be harder than hell
is what it is,Copy !req
1076. but I'm going to do it.Copy !req
1077. You just have to, you know,
agree to give up the house.Copy !req
1078. You owe me, Barbara.Copy !req
1079. You've gotten a hell of a lot more
out of knowing meCopy !req
1080. than I've gotten
out of knowing you.Copy !req
1081. I'm not even going to
ask you what that means.Copy !req
1082. I am the one who found this house.
I bought everything in it.Copy !req
1083. With my money!
It's a lot easier to spend itCopy !req
1084. than it is to make it,
honey buns!Copy !req
1085. You might not have made it
if not for me, sweet cakes!Copy !req
1086. You weren't even multiorgasmic
before you met me, were you?Copy !req
1087. You really expect me
to keep on reassuring you sexuallyCopy !req
1088. even now,
when we disgust each other?Copy !req
1089. Don't let this bother you.Copy !req
1090. It's all going to work out.Copy !req
1091. The red areas are hers.Copy !req
1092. The yellow areas are mine.Copy !req
1093. Green is neutral.Copy !req
1094. The kitchen was difficult,Copy !req
1095. but Barbara came up
with the idea of time allotments.Copy !req
1096. This seems rational to you both?Copy !req
1097. Yeah.Copy !req
1098. Look, Oliver,
my father used to sayCopy !req
1099. that a man could never
outdo a womanCopy !req
1100. when it came to love or revenge.Copy !req
1101. Why don't you just
let her have the house?Copy !req
1102. There are other houses.
There are other women.Copy !req
1103. No, no, Gavino.
I'm going to winCopy !req
1104. because I've got her
to accept the ground rules.Copy !req
1105. Oliver, there is
no winning in this.Copy !req
1106. There's only degrees of losing.Copy !req
1107. I got more square footage.Copy !req
1108. Sorry to disturb you,Copy !req
1109. but I was wondering
if I could borrow a sleeping tablet.Copy !req
1110. Did Oliver send you for it?Copy !req
1111. No. Actually, no.Copy !req
1112. Well, all right.
You got me there,Copy !req
1113. which is good because
I'm uncomfortable with the charade.Copy !req
1114. It's nice to seeCopy !req
1115. somebody still caring
for somebody in this house.Copy !req
1116. Good night, Susan.Copy !req
1117. So there will be no pills?Copy !req
1118. Oh, kitty.Copy !req
1119. Kitty, wait.Copy !req
1120. Wait, kitty kitty...Copy !req
1121. Do you want me
to call around firstCopy !req
1122. to find an open drugstore?Copy !req
1123. I'll find one.Copy !req
1124. Should I come?Copy !req
1125. It's up to you.Copy !req
1126. These are my favorite
kind of cars.Copy !req
1127. It's a Morgan.Copy !req
1128. Of course.Copy !req
1129. It's cozy.Copy !req
1130. What was that?Copy !req
1131. A bump of some sort.Copy !req
1132. Oh, kitty.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1133. Look, why don't
you go to the houseCopy !req
1134. and find a large Ziploc bag?Copy !req
1135. Ziploc.Copy !req
1136. Yeah.Copy !req
1137. Oh, kitty.Copy !req
1138. Kitty kitty kitty.Copy !req
1139. So much for the nine lives myth.Copy !req
1140. Pssss!Copy !req
1141. Here, kitty.
Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1142. Pssss!Copy !req
1143. Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1144. Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss!Copy !req
1145. Here, puss, puss, puss, puss!Copy !req
1146. Pssss!Copy !req
1147. Here, kitty kitty!Copy !req
1148. Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty!Copy !req
1149. Have you seen my cat?Copy !req
1150. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
1151. Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1152. Come on, kitty.Copy !req
1153. Here, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss.Copy !req
1154. Where are you, kitty?
Come on.Copy !req
1155. Here, kitty kitty kitty.Copy !req
1156. Come on, kitty kitty kitty,
come on.Copy !req
1157. What did you do with my cat?Copy !req
1158. Close the door.
You're letting the heat out.Copy !req
1159. I know something happened.Copy !req
1160. Now, instead of playing this game,
what happened?Copy !req
1161. You killed your cat, Barbara.Copy !req
1162. What?Copy !req
1163. Yeah.Copy !req
1164. Yes. One damn Dalmane,
and your kitty would be alive.Copy !req
1165. I had to get up in the middle of the night
looking for Sominex.Copy !req
1166. I backed out the driveway...Copy !req
1167. That supposed to scare me?Copy !req
1168. If you're looking for trouble,
Barbara, you found it!Copy !req
1169. Oh, God.Copy !req
1170. Oh.Copy !req
1171. What do you expect?Copy !req
1172. You killed my cat.
You're making me nuts, Oliver.Copy !req
1173. Will you, please?
I'm asking you to leave.Copy !req
1174. No. It's my house,Copy !req
1175. and I'm going to stay.Copy !req
1176. Ahh.Copy !req
1177. Frankly, I'm concerned
about you, Oliver.Copy !req
1178. You look haggard.Copy !req
1179. Ahh! I feel great.Copy !req
1180. Maybe I'll take
a little time offCopy !req
1181. after the Larrabee
confirmation hearings.Copy !req
1182. Why don't you take
a little time before?Copy !req
1183. Look, it's vital to the firm
this comes off without a hitch.Copy !req
1184. I want you at your best.Copy !req
1185. I'm at my best.Copy !req
1186. I won't let you down.Copy !req
1187. I'm in fantastic shape.Copy !req
1188. I thank you so much for caring.Copy !req
1189. Mr. D'Amato.
Yeah.Copy !req
1190. There's someone in your office.Copy !req
1191. Who?Copy !req
1192. Use words, Maryanne.Copy !req
1193. Mrs. Rose.Copy !req
1194. I didn't think I should leave her
in the reception area,Copy !req
1195. I mean, what with
all the, uh, you know.Copy !req
1196. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1197. The, um...Copy !req
1198. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1199. Barbara?Copy !req
1200. You know, you really
shouldn't be hereCopy !req
1201. because it might be viewed
by some as unethical.Copy !req
1202. Well, I am here,Copy !req
1203. ethical or not.Copy !req
1204. You don't mind if I tape this,Copy !req
1205. just so no one gets confused
about what was said?Copy !req
1206. What's on your mind?Copy !req
1207. Well, since you're the oneCopy !req
1208. who advised Oliver
to move back in,Copy !req
1209. I thought you would
advise him to move out.Copy !req
1210. Why? It sounds like you two
have things worked out,Copy !req
1211. with the red areas
and the green areas.Copy !req
1212. Gavin, ever since
this thing started,Copy !req
1213. I've had trouble sleeping.Copy !req
1214. Most mornings I wake up sobbing.Copy !req
1215. I'm sorry.
That's shitty.Copy !req
1216. But this morning
I woke up screaming,Copy !req
1217. and I couldn't stop.Copy !req
1218. I need this to end.Copy !req
1219. This has to end.Copy !req
1220. Well, I suggested
selling the house...Copy !req
1221. No.Copy !req
1222. OK.Copy !req
1223. You both seem to agree on that.Copy !req
1224. Gavin...Copy !req
1225. I don't have much money,Copy !req
1226. but I could pay you.Copy !req
1227. That would be illegal.Copy !req
1228. Besides money...Copy !req
1229. Oh,Copy !req
1230. what would it takeCopy !req
1231. to get you to help me, Gavin?Copy !req
1232. Come on,
put your shoes on, Barbara.Copy !req
1233. I haven't been
into feet since '82.Copy !req
1234. Have you ever made angry love?Copy !req
1235. Is there any other way?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1236. No.Copy !req
1237. Stop it!Copy !req
1238. This is ridiculous.
Button up.Copy !req
1239. You want to settle this?Copy !req
1240. Let's all sit down and work it out,
find some compromise.Copy !req
1241. There is no compromise.Copy !req
1242. Then I can't help you.Copy !req
1243. Worth a shot.Copy !req
1244. You know where I am
if you change your mind.Copy !req
1245. Sometimes I wonder
what might have happenedCopy !req
1246. if I had taken her offer.Copy !req
1247. But I didn't.Copy !req
1248. I should have seen her toes
in the pit of my crotchCopy !req
1249. as a cry for help.Copy !req
1250. Stinking bitch.
Dumb bastard.Copy !req
1251. Slut.
Scum.Copy !req
1252. Filth.
Faggot!Copy !req
1253. Morning, Susan.Copy !req
1254. Morning.Copy !req
1255. I made you some sandwiches
for the trip.Copy !req
1256. I'm not really that hungry.Copy !req
1257. You may be hungry later.Copy !req
1258. Why don't you wrap these up?Copy !req
1259. I feel like there's some things
I should tell you.Copy !req
1260. I mean,
you're going off to college.Copy !req
1261. You told me you love me.Copy !req
1262. Yes, I do love you.Copy !req
1263. And about drugs, don't do them,Copy !req
1264. and sex, don't catch anything.Copy !req
1265. What else is there?Copy !req
1266. Just... About women.Copy !req
1267. Don't be led by your emotions.Copy !req
1268. Look, just because
you screwed upCopy !req
1269. doesn't mean I'm going to,Copy !req
1270. so don't try to put your shit
off on me, all right?Copy !req
1271. Josh.Copy !req
1272. Don't leave like this.Copy !req
1273. I'm pissed at you.Copy !req
1274. So what do you
want to do about it?Copy !req
1275. You want to take a swing at me?Copy !req
1276. Is that going to
make you feel better?Copy !req
1277. Then go ahead.Copy !req
1278. So what are you and Dad
going to do to each otherCopy !req
1279. once we're not around?Copy !req
1280. Don't be silly.Copy !req
1281. Your father and I need
some time alone to work things out.Copy !req
1282. By the time
summer school starts,Copy !req
1283. we'll have it all settled.Copy !req
1284. And then I'll make a celebration dinner,
and I'll bring it up,Copy !req
1285. or you can come here.Copy !req
1286. We'll work it out.Copy !req
1287. Do you promise?Copy !req
1288. Sure.Copy !req
1289. You know I love you.Copy !req
1290. Yeah.Copy !req
1291. My sweet girl.Copy !req
1292. So, I'll be back for my things.Copy !req
1293. I will be thinking
the best for you.Copy !req
1294. So long.Copy !req
1295. Take care, Susan.Copy !req
1296. Good-bye.Copy !req
1297. You have a great time, kids.Copy !req
1298. Don't worry about us.Copy !req
1299. Bye!Copy !req
1300. Come here, Bennie.Copy !req
1301. At 15, I became an evolutionist,Copy !req
1302. and it all became clear.Copy !req
1303. We came from mud,Copy !req
1304. and after 3.8 billion years
of evolution,Copy !req
1305. at our core is still mud.Copy !req
1306. Nobody can be a divorce lawyer
and doubt that.Copy !req
1307. We can nail her.Copy !req
1308. She's having a black-tie dinner
at the house at 8:00 tonight.Copy !req
1309. The food critic from the Post
called to confirm the time.Copy !req
1310. And look at this.Copy !req
1311. She sent me this phony
exterminator's noticeCopy !req
1312. saying the house needs to
be gassed for termitesCopy !req
1313. so I'd stay away.Copy !req
1314. She can have dinner parties.Copy !req
1315. She lied about the exterminator.Copy !req
1316. She can lie.Copy !req
1317. She took two
of my Staffordshire figures.Copy !req
1318. Any dealer would give you
at least $1,000 for them.Copy !req
1319. She is financing her dinner
with my things.Copy !req
1320. I want to file criminal charges,
and I want her thrown in jail.Copy !req
1321. Unless you have proof,
there aren't grounds.Copy !req
1322. Wait a minute.
Whose side are you on, anyway?Copy !req
1323. Did she get to you, huh?Copy !req
1324. Did you bang her?Copy !req
1325. Not at all.Copy !req
1326. She was great.Copy !req
1327. She was a gymnast.Copy !req
1328. She was?Copy !req
1329. Yeah.Copy !req
1330. Look, Oliver...Copy !req
1331. I lost my train of thought.Copy !req
1332. Come on, Gavin,
let's have her arrested.Copy !req
1333. I don't think you should
stay in the house.Copy !req
1334. I want to push to sell the house
and divide the proceeds.Copy !req
1335. No. You're selling me out.Copy !req
1336. You don't think I got the guts
to go to the mat.Copy !req
1337. You don't want to go
to this mat, Oliver.Copy !req
1338. Look, I respect you, Oliver.Copy !req
1339. You're a professional.
I'm a professional.Copy !req
1340. As a professional and a friend,Copy !req
1341. I'm telling you, one way or another,
you're going to lose.Copy !req
1342. Give it up.Copy !req
1343. I understand what you're saying.Copy !req
1344. You're fired.Copy !req
1345. Now, some of the dishes
tonight are new.Copy !req
1346. Some I've, no doubt,
made for you before,Copy !req
1347. but they are all
my favorite dishes,Copy !req
1348. as you are all
my favorite clients.Copy !req
1349. Hello, darling.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
1350. Well, I guess I'd better not
sit too close to anybodyCopy !req
1351. because I have a bit of a cold.Copy !req
1352. Ew!Copy !req
1353. Ah!Copy !req
1354. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
1355. Now I guess I'll go in
and piss on the fish.Copy !req
1356. Oh!Copy !req
1357. Oliver, these people
are my clients.Copy !req
1358. You are messing
with my business.Copy !req
1359. I have the food editor
from the Post out there.Copy !req
1360. Is everything all right?Copy !req
1361. I would never
humiliate you like this.Copy !req
1362. You're not equipped to, honey.Copy !req
1363. Aah!Copy !req
1364. Leaving so soon, baby doll?Copy !req
1365. A family tiff
seems to be developing.Copy !req
1366. I don't know if we should leave,Copy !req
1367. but I definitely advise
skipping the fish course.Copy !req
1368. No!Copy !req
1369. What... What...
What are you doing?Copy !req
1370. What are you doing?Copy !req
1371. Do you see what she's doing?Copy !req
1372. Do you see that?Copy !req
1373. Huh.Copy !req
1374. Aah!Copy !req
1375. Get out of the car, hon.Copy !req
1376. You're going to have to kill me.Copy !req
1377. I mean it, Oliver.Copy !req
1378. You don't have the guts.Copy !req
1379. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1380. This is absurd.
It's just absurd.Copy !req
1381. OK, the gloves are off.Copy !req
1382. Look, I don't want
to create a scene.Copy !req
1383. I mean, I live
in this neighborhood, too.Copy !req
1384. But the gloves are off!Copy !req
1385. Chicken shit.Copy !req
1386. Your guests would
have loved this.Copy !req
1387. I expected a little more
imagination from you, Ollie.Copy !req
1388. Guess I'll go clean up.Copy !req
1389. Not the Staffordshires.Copy !req
1390. You love them as much as I do.Copy !req
1391. More.Copy !req
1392. Aah!Copy !req
1393. Don't you touch that.Copy !req
1394. What are you doing?Copy !req
1395. Give that to me.Copy !req
1396. Let go!Copy !req
1397. Give it to me.
Uh!Copy !req
1398. Good night.Copy !req
1399. Bennie?Copy !req
1400. Bennie!Copy !req
1401. Bennie!Copy !req
1402. That Bermuda high-pressure
system in the eastCopy !req
1403. is keeping hot, sticky weather
in the Potomac area.Copy !req
1404. Look for a high today
of around 92 degrees.Copy !req
1405. Not a good day to do
strenuous exercise outdoors.Copy !req
1406. That's good advice, Morris,Copy !req
1407. especially for folks
with respiratory problems.Copy !req
1408. OK. Well, Sarah Murphy
is standing by at the PentagonCopy !req
1409. with a report on whether womenCopy !req
1410. still find uniforms
sexy attire for men.Copy !req
1411. So far, it's a pretty normal
divorce scenario,Copy !req
1412. a few bruises,
some broken dishes,Copy !req
1413. pissed-on fish.Copy !req
1414. But I think you should have
a drink for this next part.Copy !req
1415. There are two dilemmasCopy !req
1416. that rattle the human skull...Copy !req
1417. How do you hold on
to someone who won't stay?Copy !req
1418. And how do you get rid
of someone who won't go?Copy !req
1419. I opened a great old oneCopy !req
1420. to let it breathe.Copy !req
1421. You look beautiful.Copy !req
1422. I feel good.Copy !req
1423. I do, too.Copy !req
1424. I think the Larrabee
confirmation hearingCopy !req
1425. went very well today.Copy !req
1426. I was surprised,
happily surprisedCopy !req
1427. by your invitation.Copy !req
1428. Thank you for the wine.Copy !req
1429. I hope it's not poisoned.Copy !req
1430. Same here.Copy !req
1431. We've made a mess
of things, Oliver.Copy !req
1432. Yes, we sure have.Copy !req
1433. I want to start living
a normal life again.Copy !req
1434. I do, too, Barbara.Copy !req
1435. Sitting here like this,Copy !req
1436. it's hard to believe
we can't be happy.Copy !req
1437. We can be happy,Copy !req
1438. just not together.Copy !req
1439. I want to ask you one last timeCopy !req
1440. to leave.Copy !req
1441. I can't do that.Copy !req
1442. I won't.Copy !req
1443. You make so much money, Oliver.Copy !req
1444. You can buy another house.Copy !req
1445. You can replace everything.Copy !req
1446. Except you.Copy !req
1447. You may find this
hard to believe,Copy !req
1448. but I still love you.Copy !req
1449. I stillCopy !req
1450. want you.Copy !req
1451. I find it hard to believe.Copy !req
1452. I think what you can't believe
is that I don't want you.Copy !req
1453. Well, I... Yeah, I have
a problem with that.Copy !req
1454. I mean, I think
I'm a good personCopy !req
1455. as people go, and...Copy !req
1456. What can we do
to patch things up?Copy !req
1457. I don't know.Copy !req
1458. Tell me.Copy !req
1459. I can't.Copy !req
1460. Please.Copy !req
1461. I don't know.Copy !req
1462. Please tell me.Copy !req
1463. Please. Just tell me...Copy !req
1464. Stop it!Copy !req
1465. I guess you don't
want to talk about it.Copy !req
1466. No, I don't want to
talk about it.Copy !req
1467. Oliver, if you don't
get out of here now,Copy !req
1468. you have no idea
how far I'll go.Copy !req
1469. How far? Tell me.Copy !req
1470. Sure, we've been horrible to each other,
but we had something.Copy !req
1471. We still do.Copy !req
1472. We haven't passed
any point of no return.Copy !req
1473. I have.Copy !req
1474. I'm not convinced.Copy !req
1475. Nobody who makes pate this goodCopy !req
1476. can be all bad.Copy !req
1477. That depends on what
the pate is made of.Copy !req
1478. Woof.Copy !req
1479. Bennie?Copy !req
1480. A good dog to the last bite.Copy !req
1481. God damn you!Copy !req
1482. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1483. I'll give you the chandelier.Copy !req
1484. Uh!Copy !req
1485. Barbara.Copy !req
1486. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1487. You can't get out.Copy !req
1488. I'm going to find you,
sweetness.Copy !req
1489. I know this house too well!Copy !req
1490. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
1491. Uh...Copy !req
1492. Uh!Copy !req
1493. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1494. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1495. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1496. Ah!Copy !req
1497. Uh!Copy !req
1498. Ugh!Copy !req
1499. Uh!Copy !req
1500. I guess I'm on top now, huh?Copy !req
1501. And you're helpless.Copy !req
1502. I can do anything I want.Copy !req
1503. Stop it!
I mean it! Stop it!Copy !req
1504. Ohh, ohh, ohh.Copy !req
1505. Oh, God. Oh, you smell
so darn sweet.Copy !req
1506. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
1507. Oh, Barbie.Copy !req
1508. Oh, I need this, Barbie.Copy !req
1509. Yeah.Copy !req
1510. God, don't talk!Copy !req
1511. Don't talk!Copy !req
1512. Oh, I want to say hello
to the Bald Avenger, please.Copy !req
1513. Oh, ooh!Copy !req
1514. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1515. You haven't called him
that in years.Copy !req
1516. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1517. Ohh! Ohh!
Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
1518. Oh, Barbara!Copy !req
1519. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1520. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1521. Ohh... Oh, Barbara.Copy !req
1522. Ohh, Barb...Copy !req
1523. Aah!Copy !req
1524. Oh, God! Jesus!Copy !req
1525. Oh, God!Copy !req
1526. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1527. Oh...Copy !req
1528. Ugh!Copy !req
1529. Was it as good for you
as it was for me?Copy !req
1530. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1531. Ooh! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1532. Ooh...Copy !req
1533. Ahh...Copy !req
1534. Oh, what's going on here?Copy !req
1535. Oh...Copy !req
1536. God.Copy !req
1537. Ugh!Copy !req
1538. Oh.Copy !req
1539. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1540. I thought you were Barbara.Copy !req
1541. Mr. Rose,
what's going on here?Copy !req
1542. Are you OK?Copy !req
1543. I'm fine.Copy !req
1544. Fine.Copy !req
1545. Listen, Susan,Copy !req
1546. I'm in the middle
of something now.Copy !req
1547. I really can't talk about it.Copy !req
1548. Just let me get
the door for you.Copy !req
1549. Is Mrs. Rose all right?Copy !req
1550. Yes. She's fine.Copy !req
1551. Where is she?
Is she OK?Copy !req
1552. You're sure she's all right?Copy !req
1553. Barbara, Susan's here.Copy !req
1554. She wants to know if you're OK.Copy !req
1555. Never better.Copy !req
1556. Thank you for
dropping by, Susan.Copy !req
1557. Come outside with me,
Mr. Rose.Copy !req
1558. Let's go.Copy !req
1559. Wait a minute.
I forgot something.Copy !req
1560. What?Copy !req
1561. Barbara.Copy !req
1562. No!Copy !req
1563. Mr. Rose.Copy !req
1564. Mr. Rose!Copy !req
1565. Oh, no.Copy !req
1566. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1567. Mrs. Rose...Copy !req
1568. OnlyCopy !req
1569. YouCopy !req
1570. CanCopy !req
1571. Can...Copy !req
1572. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1573. What fresh hell is this?Copy !req
1574. Uh...Copy !req
1575. OnlyCopy !req
1576. YouCopy !req
1577. CanCopy !req
1578. Hi.Copy !req
1579. I brought you a surprise.Copy !req
1580. Nah nah nah nah nah nahCopy !req
1581. You are a jerk.Copy !req
1582. Tell you what...Copy !req
1583. You say it's mine,Copy !req
1584. and you can have
everything in this house.Copy !req
1585. OK.Copy !req
1586. It's mine.Copy !req
1587. Ah! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
1588. Barbara.Copy !req
1589. Oh... Oh...Copy !req
1590. Barbara...
Barbara, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1591. Are you all right?
You OK?Copy !req
1592. You OK?Copy !req
1593. Ah!Copy !req
1594. Ya!Copy !req
1595. Uh!Copy !req
1596. Ugh!Copy !req
1597. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1598. I'd be glad to help youCopy !req
1599. in exchange for the house.Copy !req
1600. No.Copy !req
1601. Please don't break
the terrazzo floorCopy !req
1602. when you land.Copy !req
1603. Oh! That's better.Copy !req
1604. I'm going to save you
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
1605. That won't work.Copy !req
1606. It's too heavy.
It'll pull you off.Copy !req
1607. It'll work.Copy !req
1608. Ugh!Copy !req
1609. Hmm!Copy !req
1610. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1611. Oliver.Copy !req
1612. Uh!Copy !req
1613. Uh...Copy !req
1614. Almost.Copy !req
1615. All right.
All right.Copy !req
1616. I think I can swing this overCopy !req
1617. to the balcony.Copy !req
1618. Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1619. I loosened the bolt.Copy !req
1620. I was going to drop it on you.Copy !req
1621. Ooh.Copy !req
1622. Oh, that's a good one.Copy !req
1623. Gavin!Copy !req
1624. Gavin.Copy !req
1625. Susan, let me
stop the car first.Copy !req
1626. Thank God you're here.Copy !req
1627. I thought you'd never arrive.Copy !req
1628. They're in there,Copy !req
1629. and they're over the edge.Copy !req
1630. I guess at this point,
there's no reasonCopy !req
1631. to be anything
but absolutely honest.Copy !req
1632. Through all that's happened,Copy !req
1633. I always loved you.Copy !req
1634. I know.Copy !req
1635. And through all thisCopy !req
1636. you loved me, too, didn't you?Copy !req
1637. Get that, would you, Oliver?Copy !req
1638. No?Copy !req
1639. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
1640. OK. We go in.Copy !req
1641. Uh!Copy !req
1642. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1643. Oliver!Copy !req
1644. Barbara!Copy !req
1645. Gavin!
Gavin!Copy !req
1646. Gavin, get a ladder!Copy !req
1647. OK!Copy !req
1648. Ohh...Copy !req
1649. I knew everything
would be all right.Copy !req
1650. No!
No!Copy !req
1651. Gavin!Copy !req
1652. Gavin!
Gavin!Copy !req
1653. We're going to be all right.Copy !req
1654. You see those two wires?Copy !req
1655. Yeah.Copy !req
1656. Each of them can hold
at least 200 pounds.Copy !req
1657. Aah!Copy !req
1658. We're coming!Copy !req
1659. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1660. They're dead.Copy !req
1661. Some story, huh?Copy !req
1662. What's the moral,Copy !req
1663. other than dog people
should marry dog peopleCopy !req
1664. and cat people should
marry cat people?Copy !req
1665. I don't know.Copy !req
1666. Could be just this.Copy !req
1667. A civilized divorce
is a contradiction in terms.Copy !req
1668. Maybe because of what happened,
I've become too traditional.Copy !req
1669. Maybe it's not naturalCopy !req
1670. to stay married
to one person for life.Copy !req
1671. My parents did it.Copy !req
1672. 63 years,Copy !req
1673. a few of them good.Copy !req
1674. So, look. Here it is.Copy !req
1675. We can begin.Copy !req
1676. When it comes to your wife,Copy !req
1677. I'm going to urge youCopy !req
1678. to be generous
to the point of night sweatsCopy !req
1679. because
the all-important thing hereCopy !req
1680. is to get you through thisCopy !req
1681. as quickly and
cleanly as possibleCopy !req
1682. so that you can begin
rebuilding your life.Copy !req
1683. OK?Copy !req
1684. Or,Copy !req
1685. you can get up and go homeCopy !req
1686. and try to find some shred
of what you once lovedCopy !req
1687. about the sweetheart
of your youth.Copy !req
1688. It's your life.Copy !req
1689. Take a minute.Copy !req
1690. Hi. What are you doing?Copy !req
1691. I'm coming home. Love you.Copy !req