1. You have some valid reasons
for wanting a divorce.Copy !req
2. Excuse me.Copy !req
3. My sinuses are very
sensitive to irritants.Copy !req
4. Mmm.Copy !req
5. In the past five months,Copy !req
6. I think I've breathed freely
with both sides workingCopy !req
7. maybe a week, total.Copy !req
8. I got to cut this out.Copy !req
9. It's going to kill me.Copy !req
10. I hadn't smoked
for 13 years.Copy !req
11. I kept the last cigarette
from my last pack.Copy !req
12. I said, "If I never smoke
this one cigarette,Copy !req
13. "I'll never smoke again.
Period."Copy !req
14. 13 years
I kept that cigarette.Copy !req
15. Here.Copy !req
16. I had this little case
made for it.Copy !req
17. See?Copy !req
18. 13 years,Copy !req
19. and then,
one Thursday afternoon,Copy !req
20. Barbara came to see me.Copy !req
21. And when she left...Copy !req
22. You know where I am
if you change your mind.Copy !req
23. Barbara and Oliver Rose.Copy !req
24. You'd have heard of them,Copy !req
25. except I kept what happened
out of the papers.Copy !req
26. I think you should
hear the story, though.Copy !req
27. It might matter to you.Copy !req
28. I won't start
the clock yet.Copy !req
29. My fee is $450 an hour.Copy !req
30. When a man
who makes $450 an hourCopy !req
31. wants to tell you
something for free,Copy !req
32. you should listen.Copy !req
33. They met great.Copy !req
34. They agreed on that.Copy !req
35. But the way I saw it,Copy !req
36. the poor bastards
never had a chance.Copy !req
37. It was the final day
of the season in Nantucket.Copy !req
38. A nor'easter was blowing
the last of the touristsCopy !req
39. off the island.Copy !req
40. The next item up for bidCopy !req
41. is an exquisite
Japanese carving,Copy !req
42. circa 1700,Copy !req
43. a rare relief
of a Shinto goddessCopy !req
44. very richly detailed.Copy !req
45. The intricacy of...Copy !req
46. $10.Copy !req
47. I have $10 from the
premature young manCopy !req
48. in the gray raincoat.Copy !req
49. Do I hear 15?Copy !req
50. 11.Copy !req
51. $11. Ladies and gentlemen,
please, do I hear 15?Copy !req
52. 20.Copy !req
53. $20!Copy !req
54. $20. I have $20,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
55. Do I hear 25 for this
exceptionally exotic item?Copy !req
56. $30.Copy !req
57. 31.Copy !req
58. $31. All right, I have $31,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
59. Is this my final offer?Copy !req
60. Ladies and gentlemen,
31 going once...Copy !req
61. $40.Copy !req
62. $40! 40.
Do I hear 45?Copy !req
63. 50. 5-0.Copy !req
64. $50! I have $50.
Do I hear 60?Copy !req
65. $50 going once,Copy !req
66. going twice...Copy !req
67. Sold,Copy !req
68. to the pretty lady
in the white sweater.Copy !req
69. You know how much
it's worth?Copy !req
70. It doesn't matter because
I'm not going to sell it.Copy !req
71. $250.Copy !req
72. Well, I guess
I have a good eye.Copy !req
73. I got to catch
the last ferry.Copy !req
74. Wait a minute. Let me
carry that for you.Copy !req
75. Here. Put this on.Copy !req
76. Oh! Thanks.Copy !req
77. I love the rain.Copy !req
78. I love it, too.Copy !req
79. I know what you're thinking,
"Harvard Law. Woo, woo, woo."Copy !req
80. But I got a scholarship.Copy !req
81. I'm not rich or anything.Copy !req
82. Brilliant.
What about you?Copy !req
83. I'm not rich or brilliant.Copy !req
84. Where are you
going to school?Copy !req
85. Madison. I got a scholarship,
too, gymnastics.Copy !req
86. I don't know, though.
My body's getting kind of big.Copy !req
87. It looks, um...Copy !req
88. Well, you see,
it's like a pendulum.Copy !req
89. The longer it is,
the slower you move.Copy !req
90. Now my vaults and my tumbling
just aren't what they used to be.Copy !req
91. My strength moves
are still good.Copy !req
92. Your strength moves?Copy !req
93. I love Nantucket.Copy !req
94. Oh, I'm going to
miss the ferry.Copy !req
95. Thanks for
walking me. Bye.Copy !req
96. Wait a minute.
What's your name?Copy !req
97. Barbara.Copy !req
98. Barbara!Copy !req
99. Wait a second.
I've got a great idea.Copy !req
100. Uh! Oh! Uh!Copy !req
101. Oh! Uh! Whoa!Copy !req
102. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
103. Uh, uh, uh.Copy !req
104. Uh. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
105. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
106. Never, never,
never apologizeCopy !req
107. for being multiorgasmic.Copy !req
108. I honestly
didn't know I was.Copy !req
109. Oh, bless you.Copy !req
110. Bless you.Copy !req
111. Oh, bless you.Copy !req
112. Uh.Copy !req
113. If we end up together,Copy !req
114. then this is the most romantic
day of my whole life,Copy !req
115. and if we don't,Copy !req
116. then I'm a complete slut.Copy !req
117. This is a storyCopy !req
118. we're going to tell
our grandchildren.Copy !req
119. Oh.Copy !req
120. Uh-oh.Copy !req
121. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
122. Uh-oh.Copy !req
123. It's the return
of the Bald Avenger.Copy !req
124. a merry Christmas
and a happy new yearCopy !req
125. We wish you
a merry ChristmasCopy !req
126. From Sesame StreetCopy !req
127. OK. That's the sixth time.
Now, turn it off, honey.Copy !req
128. Merry Christmas, Bert.Copy !req
129. Oh...Copy !req
130. Daddy. Daddy.Copy !req
131. Honey, give me
those papers.Copy !req
132. Say please.Copy !req
133. Please.Copy !req
134. No.Copy !req
135. Up in there
behind the party.Copy !req
136. Where are they?Copy !req
137. I don't got.Copy !req
138. Nice try.Copy !req
139. Thanks.Copy !req
140. Ah-ha ha!Copy !req
141. Uhhh!Copy !req
142. Vroom!Copy !req
143. Hello!Copy !req
144. Mom's home.Copy !req
145. Get over here.Copy !req
146. I owe you a squeezie.Copy !req
147. Ooh! Up we go.Copy !req
148. Come on, you.Copy !req
149. Grr.Copy !req
150. All right.Copy !req
151. Hi, honey.Copy !req
152. Yeah. Now,
you go in that chair.Copy !req
153. Got it?Copy !req
154. Well, you're going to
go in this one right here.Copy !req
155. Uh! Hey. Ohh!Copy !req
156. I got you...Copy !req
157. That's for me?Copy !req
158. It's green for you.Copy !req
159. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
160. And it's red for you.Copy !req
161. I really don't think
it's such a good ideaCopy !req
162. to give them
sweets like that.Copy !req
163. No. It is.Copy !req
164. Actually, I read that
kids who are deprivedCopy !req
165. of sweets and candies
all the time,Copy !req
166. they get obsessed by it,Copy !req
167. and they turn out
to be obese.Copy !req
168. But the little kids
who get it all the time,Copy !req
169. it's no big deal,
and they turn out normal.Copy !req
170. And here.Copy !req
171. Being a waitress
on Christmas EveCopy !req
172. is very profitable.Copy !req
173. What do you think, guys?Copy !req
174. Nice.Copy !req
175. OK.Copy !req
176. What do you think?Copy !req
177. Mmm...Copy !req
178. Looks like tinfoil.Copy !req
179. Oh, you're right.
It doesn't make it.Copy !req
180. I'll learn.Copy !req
181. What do you say
we go for a walk?Copy !req
182. I got to finish
this brief.Copy !req
183. Oh, just a quick stroll.
Come on. Please.Copy !req
184. It's freezing outside.
It's snowing.Copy !req
185. Yes, and I'm still asking you
to take a walk. Why? Huh?Copy !req
186. Where are we going?Copy !req
187. Just to the corner.Copy !req
188. Barbara, I have work to do.Copy !req
189. I can't be walking
around here in the snow.Copy !req
190. Ahh.Copy !req
191. OK, we're at the corner.Copy !req
192. So what do you want
to do now, walk back?Copy !req
193. No. I want to go
for a ride in your car.Copy !req
194. I don't have a car...Copy !req
195. You got me a Morgan?Copy !req
196. Yes.Copy !req
197. Oh ho ho!Copy !req
198. I don't believe it!
A Morgan!Copy !req
199. A Morgan.Copy !req
200. The cook's brother
brought it over from England.Copy !req
201. It's got
a little bit of rust.Copy !req
202. We'll do some work on it.Copy !req
203. How much did you
pay for it?Copy !req
204. It's a Christmas present.
I used my money.Copy !req
205. Your money's our money.
Can we afford this?Copy !req
206. You are going to be
such a huge success.Copy !req
207. This may be our last opportunity
to worry about spending money.Copy !req
208. Come on, here.
Get in.Copy !req
209. It's a right-hand drive.Copy !req
210. Well, are you happy?Copy !req
211. I'm more than happy.
I'm way past happy.Copy !req
212. I'm married.Copy !req
213. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
214. Sounds like a fairy tale,
doesn't it?Copy !req
215. And it was.Copy !req
216. My father used to say,Copy !req
217. "There are four things that
tell the world who a man is,Copy !req
218. "his house, his car,
his wife, and his shoes."Copy !req
219. Oliver didn't have
the house yet,Copy !req
220. but he was definitely
moving up in the world.Copy !req
221. He'd only been
with the firm six monthsCopy !req
222. when he decided to have
the senior partners overCopy !req
223. to his new apartment
for dinner.Copy !req
224. He had his eye
on the future.Copy !req
225. So did I.Copy !req
226. Pretty lady
lovely ladyCopy !req
227. Hmm hmm hmm hmmCopy !req
228. May I have
this dance with you?Copy !req
229. Ah, what a night!Copy !req
230. Elke, Elke,
wait a minute.Copy !req
231. We're eating with
elderly people now.Copy !req
232. Keep that closed.Copy !req
233. Where you been?
Come on up.Copy !req
234. Oliver, this is Elke.
Elke, this is Oliver.Copy !req
235. Hi.Copy !req
236. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
237. Here is to Oliver
and GavinCopy !req
238. for a job well done on
Kentucky v. Brunswick Coal.Copy !req
239. Hear, hear.Copy !req
240. Hell of a litigation.Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. I couldn't have done it
without you, Oliver.Copy !req
243. This man has a face juries
can't help but believe.Copy !req
244. Gavin told
the state attorney generalCopy !req
245. that if he didn't settle,Copy !req
246. the next election he'd
be running as a gelding.Copy !req
247. Well, let's drink up.Copy !req
248. Ah, yes.Copy !req
249. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
250. Oh, good night,
sweethearts.Copy !req
251. Um, Mom...Copy !req
252. Yeah?Copy !req
253. Can I take some more
dessert to our room?Copy !req
254. OK, time for bed.
Let's go.Copy !req
255. Guess not.Copy !req
256. Kiss.Copy !req
257. Kiss Daddy.Copy !req
258. Good night,
sweetheart.Copy !req
259. Good night.Copy !req
260. Good night, buddy.Copy !req
261. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
262. Sleep well.Copy !req
263. I used to be chubby
as a kid. Yeah.Copy !req
264. Let's eat.Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Ooh.Copy !req
267. Mmmm.Copy !req
268. Oh, my!Copy !req
269. Whatever flavor is this?Copy !req
270. No, don't tell me. Uh...Copy !req
271. Let me think, now.
Ummm...Copy !req
272. It isn't apples.Copy !req
273. You make something with
apples, don't you, dear?Copy !req
274. No, unless you mean
baked apples.Copy !req
275. Prunes?Copy !req
276. No. Wait a minute.
Um...Copy !req
277. This is
a very special taste.Copy !req
278. Raisins!Copy !req
279. It isn't pears.Copy !req
280. Um...Copy !req
281. Um, fresh fig with, uh,
a little cognac.Copy !req
282. Figs?Copy !req
283. I never would have
thought of figs.Copy !req
284. I never would have guessed.Copy !req
285. Mmmm.Copy !req
286. It's fantastic,
isn't it, Elke?Copy !req
287. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
288. It's absolutely
spectacular.Copy !req
289. Mrs. Marshall,
more wine?Copy !req
290. Please.Copy !req
291. Your crystal
is lovely.Copy !req
292. Thank you.Copy !req
293. It's not Waterford.Copy !req
294. Baccarat.Copy !req
295. Then we are paying
our associates too much.Copy !req
296. Actually, we got it
quite reasonably.Copy !req
297. It's, uh, it's kind of
an interesting story.Copy !req
298. Why don't you tell it, Barb?Copy !req
299. Well, we were in Paris...Copy !req
300. It was our
fifth anniversary.Copy !req
301. We'd just had lunch in this
wonderful little placeCopy !req
302. in the market district
called the Pas de Cochon.Copy !req
303. Pied de Cochon.Copy !req
304. Thanks. We were
wandering around,Copy !req
305. and we came uponCopy !req
306. the Rue de ParadisCopy !req
307. where the Baccarat
has its factory and museum.Copy !req
308. Of course I didn't know
anything about thisCopy !req
309. before I met Oliver.Copy !req
310. I mean, my mother bought
her glasses at the A&P.Copy !req
311. You know, the kind
with the raised flowersCopy !req
312. that always chipped off
after a couple weeks,Copy !req
313. and they were always
yellow, too, remember?Copy !req
314. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
315. Anyway, here we were
in this immense roomCopy !req
316. filled with everything
Baccarat had ever made.Copy !req
317. A field of crystal.Copy !req
318. It was so, so pretty.Copy !req
319. I mean, I felt...Copy !req
320. Whatever the word.Copy !req
321. And suddenly,
from the next room,Copy !req
322. we heard the sound
of glass breaking.Copy !req
323. Well, I looked at Oliver,Copy !req
324. and Oliver looked at me,
and then... Oh. Ye... No.Copy !req
325. Well, before that, there was
this big black limousineCopy !req
326. out on the street...
Now, this is important.Copy !req
327. Well, actually,
before the limousine...Copy !req
328. To make a long story short,Copy !req
329. a wealthy French couple
had ordered a special designCopy !req
330. for their anniversary.Copy !req
331. By the time it was ready,
they were getting a divorce.Copy !req
332. The woman
had smashed her half,Copy !req
333. and I convinced the man
to sell us his half cheapCopy !req
334. just to spite her.Copy !req
335. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
336. And, uh,
that's our Baccarat story.Copy !req
337. I think everybody
had a great time,Copy !req
338. don't you?Copy !req
339. To make a long
story short, no.Copy !req
340. I'm sorry. You were
just rambling on.Copy !req
341. Well, then, tell
your own story next time.Copy !req
342. You care so desperately
what everybody thinks,Copy !req
343. fuck face.Copy !req
344. They're my bosses.Copy !req
345. They're Gavin's bosses, too.Copy !req
346. It didn't stop him from getting
a foot job all through dinner.Copy !req
347. Gavin doesn't care about
making partner.Copy !req
348. He doesn't have
a wife and kids.Copy !req
349. I do.Copy !req
350. You want to keep living
in this apartment?Copy !req
351. Because you do not
buy a houseCopy !req
352. on an associate's salary.Copy !req
353. At least not the kind
of house that we want.Copy !req
354. OK, I care
what they think.Copy !req
355. I care, all right?
I care.Copy !req
356. Shoot me.Copy !req
357. And that phony laugh.Copy !req
358. "Heh heh heh heh."Copy !req
359. That was a genuine laugh.Copy !req
360. Heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
361. OK, all right, all right.
Maybe I overdid it.Copy !req
362. I was just trying to
keep things going.Copy !req
363. God. I hope they didn't
notice what a jerk I am.Copy !req
364. They never seem to.Copy !req
365. "Dear homeowner,Copy !req
366. "I love your house!Copy !req
367. "If you ever
consider selling,Copy !req
368. "please contact me.Copy !req
369. "Barbara Rose."Copy !req
370. Mom! I'm going to
be late for practice!Copy !req
371. You've been doing
this for a year,Copy !req
372. and nobody's called.Copy !req
373. This is a great house.Copy !req
374. I love this house.Copy !req
375. It's a waste of time!Copy !req
376. I'll bet I get this house.Copy !req
377. Five bucks.Copy !req
378. Five bucks.Copy !req
379. Man...Copy !req
380. Hello.Copy !req
381. Oh, I was just
leaving a note.Copy !req
382. How kind.Copy !req
383. Please, won't you come in?Copy !req
384. All right.Copy !req
385. Oh...Copy !req
386. I don't believe we've met.Copy !req
387. Barbara Rose.Copy !req
388. I'm Maureen.Copy !req
389. I don't remember
Mother mentioning you,Copy !req
390. but she had
so many friends.Copy !req
391. Oh...Copy !req
392. Oh, I'm very sorry.Copy !req
393. Thank you.
She went peacefully.Copy !req
394. What am I going to do
with this old place?Copy !req
395. I just can't bear
to put it up for saleCopy !req
396. and have a bunch of strangers
tromping through it.Copy !req
397. If I could just
find someoneCopy !req
398. who would love it
as much as Mom did.Copy !req
399. It's more important to meCopy !req
400. than whatever money
we get for it.Copy !req
401. If you hear of anybody
who might...Copy !req
402. Can we go up
and pick our rooms?Copy !req
403. We can do whatever we want.
This is our house.Copy !req
404. Who gets the first pick?Copy !req
405. Oh, don't get scared.Copy !req
406. We'll do it together.Copy !req
407. I just feel
kind of strange.Copy !req
408. I mean, this house
is so beautiful,Copy !req
409. and we live here.Copy !req
410. Is this who we are?Copy !req
411. This is me?Copy !req
412. I'll be home early.Copy !req
413. Where are you going?Copy !req
414. To work.
I wish I didn't have to,Copy !req
415. but somebody's
got to pay for all this.Copy !req
416. It's Saturday.Copy !req
417. Come on.
This is a great day.Copy !req
418. You've got the fun part.Copy !req
419. Kitchen first.Copy !req
420. Everything was working
for the Roses.Copy !req
421. Let me restate that.Copy !req
422. The Roses were working
for everything.Copy !req
423. Over the next six years,Copy !req
424. Oliver dug in,
made senior partner.Copy !req
425. The kids lopped off
70, 80 pounds,Copy !req
426. and Barbara labored
seven days a weekCopy !req
427. to create the perfect homeCopy !req
428. that Oliver
always dreamed of...Copy !req
429. Not easy for a girl
who grew up drinking her milkCopy !req
430. from glasses
with chipped yellow flowers.Copy !req
431. There were a million choices,Copy !req
432. and she sweated
every one of them.Copy !req
433. She refinished
all the tables herself.Copy !req
434. It took six months to get
the floors exactly right,Copy !req
435. 100 Sundays to findCopy !req
436. the perfect Staffordshire
figures and platesCopy !req
437. that she put
over the fireplace.Copy !req
438. When you work that hard
on something,Copy !req
439. eventually,
you have to finishCopy !req
440. and face
the awful question...Copy !req
441. What's left to do?Copy !req
442. Continuous...Copy !req
443. Excuse me.
You working?Copy !req
444. Yes. Is it important?Copy !req
445. Yes, kind of.
I hope so.Copy !req
446. Stephanie Maze calledCopy !req
447. to say thank you for
dinner the other night.Copy !req
448. Yeah?Copy !req
449. She said the pate
I made was so good,Copy !req
450. I should think about
going into business.Copy !req
451. Uh-huh.Copy !req
452. So I asked her
if she really meant it,Copy !req
453. and she said she did,Copy !req
454. so I took a pound over to
her and collected $35.Copy !req
455. I'd almost forgotten what
it felt like to make money.Copy !req
456. You sold liver
to our friends?Copy !req
457. She paid me in cash, Oliver.Copy !req
458. Somehow that felt differentCopy !req
459. from the money I get
cashing a check.Copy !req
460. It made me feel like
trading in the VolvoCopy !req
461. on one of those
four-wheel drive thingsCopy !req
462. with big knobby tires
and the 200-horsepower engine.Copy !req
463. So I did. I'm going to
pick it up tomorrow.Copy !req
464. Thank you so much
for telling me.Copy !req
465. Uh, and you think
that you need this?Copy !req
466. I mean, the Volvo
is a fine car.Copy !req
467. I'll pay for it
with my own money.Copy !req
468. How much does it cost?Copy !req
469. I know it was kind of crazy,Copy !req
470. but I just wanted it, OK?Copy !req
471. 25,000.Copy !req
472. So you only have to sell
700 more pounds of pate.Copy !req
473. Maybe I will.Copy !req
474. Maybe I'm starting
a business.Copy !req
475. But if you don't
want me to, I...Copy !req
476. No, no, no, no, no.
You do it.Copy !req
477. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
478. I'm doing it.Copy !req
479. Wait a minute.
Wait one minute, here.Copy !req
480. I do not understand
what's the attitude.Copy !req
481. I told you
I would handle it.Copy !req
482. That's right, and when I
didn't see anything happening,Copy !req
483. I went ahead,
and I set up the interview.Copy !req
484. I would have done it.Copy !req
485. I know, but sometimes
you need a little push.Copy !req
486. We all need a little push.Copy !req
487. We agreed that if you were
going to do this liver bit,Copy !req
488. we would need someone to take
care of the house full-time,Copy !req
489. right?Copy !req
490. Right, Oliver.
Right again.Copy !req
491. Oh, come on.
Let's not argue, OK?Copy !req
492. Just think about it
for a minute!Copy !req
493. If you don't want
to interview the lady,Copy !req
494. I will send her home.Copy !req
495. I'm only trying
to make your life easier.Copy !req
496. Somehow the thought of a
stranger living in my houseCopy !req
497. just seems weird,
you know?Copy !req
498. Doesn't it?Copy !req
499. I don't mean just for us,
but for you, too.Copy !req
500. Oh, but, then, I guess
you do this all the time.Copy !req
501. Oh, no. I try this as a means
of finding room and boardCopy !req
502. and a little money.Copy !req
503. I'm also attending a few classes
at William and Mary College,Copy !req
504. but that won't interfere
with my duties.Copy !req
505. Oh, that's great.
I'm happy for you, really.Copy !req
506. So do I get the job?Copy !req
507. The fact is, Susan,
I don't need a live-in.Copy !req
508. This was my
husband's suggestion.Copy !req
509. I mean, I have raised
two kids on my own,Copy !req
510. and now they're about
to go off to college.Copy !req
511. They were both
accepted at Harvard.Copy !req
512. Mmm. That's
a nice school, too.Copy !req
513. Thanks.Copy !req
514. So anyway, it will just be
Oliver and me here at homeCopy !req
515. although I am getting going
my own catering business.Copy !req
516. But let's face it.Copy !req
517. I don't need to work,
not for the money,Copy !req
518. and that does not
necessarily make meCopy !req
519. one of these women who's
married to a successful manCopy !req
520. and has dedicated her life
to him and her children,Copy !req
521. and then finds
herself desperately tryingCopy !req
522. to validate
herself as a human beingCopy !req
523. because her children
are about to leave herCopy !req
524. by studying photography
or opening an art galleryCopy !req
525. or going into interior design
with her husband's office, no.Copy !req
526. I mean,
I have a wonderful houseCopy !req
527. crammed with beautiful things.Copy !req
528. I did this house myself.
I did a great job...Copy !req
529. Not that I'm necessarily
a slave to materialism, no,Copy !req
530. but I am proud of what
I have accomplished,Copy !req
531. although, I suppose,Copy !req
532. some people would find
my life disgusting.Copy !req
533. No. Disgusting
is too strong a word.Copy !req
534. No. I would not sayCopy !req
535. that many people would respect
the choices that I have madeCopy !req
536. although women would,
women like me.Copy !req
537. But, then, I don't care
what they thinkCopy !req
538. because I can't stand
who they are.Copy !req
539. What I'm trying
to say, Susan,Copy !req
540. is that I don't
need a live-in.Copy !req
541. Well, thanks for the
interview and good luckCopy !req
542. and God bless you.Copy !req
543. I would like you to understand
that if I were to hire you,Copy !req
544. my life would
probably change.Copy !req
545. You would be this new element
in the house, you see?Copy !req
546. Well...Copy !req
547. Let me show you
where your room is.Copy !req
548. Hey.Copy !req
549. Hey, Bennie.
Dumb dog.Copy !req
550. Here, boy.Copy !req
551. Bennie. Come on. Let's see
if he'll go for it again.Copy !req
552. Bennie.Copy !req
553. Hiya!Copy !req
554. Yeah. Dumb.Copy !req
555. Oh, the Bennie boy.Copy !req
556. The Bennie, Bennie,
Bennie boy.Copy !req
557. Yes, he's the best boy.
He's the best boy.Copy !req
558. We love our little boy.
Oh, he's a good boy.Copy !req
559. He's a Bennie boy.
We love our Bennie boy.Copy !req
560. Yes, he's a pretty dog.Copy !req
561. Rose residence.Copy !req
562. Susan, is that for me?Copy !req
563. It's for Josh.Copy !req
564. Are you expecting a call?Copy !req
565. Jason Larrabee said he'd call
to confirm lunch tomorrow.Copy !req
566. I'm trying to land him
as a client.Copy !req
567. The word around town is
he's up for a cabinet post.Copy !req
568. I wish he'd call.Copy !req
569. He will.Copy !req
570. Listen, did you get a chance to
look over that contract for me?Copy !req
571. What contract?Copy !req
572. On the concert luncheon
I'm doing.Copy !req
573. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
574. No, but I'll read
it this weekend.Copy !req
575. OK.Copy !req
576. No. No, not OK.Copy !req
577. I have to sign it tomorrow, which
is why I gave it to you last week,Copy !req
578. but it's probably fine.Copy !req
579. Well, I'll read it now.Copy !req
580. Oh, no, don't bother.Copy !req
581. No. Get it.Copy !req
582. Sure.Copy !req
583. What? What is it?Copy !req
584. It's a fly.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
585. On the fridge.Copy !req
586. Stay upwind of him.Copy !req
587. Aha! How about that?Copy !req
588. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
589. I admire your technique.Copy !req
590. Hello?
Oh, Mr. Larrabee.Copy !req
591. Hi. How are you?
No, no, it's not too late.Copy !req
592. Can you hang on
just one secondCopy !req
593. while I use the other phone?
Thank you.Copy !req
594. Yes, sir. I'm looking forward
to that, too, myself.Copy !req
595. No, no. Of course
you're not bothering me.Copy !req
596. Lawyers, we never sleep.Copy !req
597. You know, I'm available
to you, sir, 24 hours a...Copy !req
598. Who left all the appliances
on in the kitchen?Copy !req
599. It sounds like who-knows-what
going on down there.Copy !req
600. I must have hit a couple of
switches when I was cleaning up.Copy !req
601. You know
how that can happen.Copy !req
602. I got great news.Copy !req
603. Lunch is on tomorrow
with Larrabee.Copy !req
604. I'm going to meet him
at his club in Philadelphia.Copy !req
605. He's mine.Copy !req
606. Look how crazy you are
about yourself right now.Copy !req
607. I'm sorry.Copy !req
608. Don't apologize.Copy !req
609. I kind of live
with the assumptionCopy !req
610. that all guys
owe an apologyCopy !req
611. to the women
that they live with.Copy !req
612. Oh, you're so full of shit.Copy !req
613. So where's that
little contract of yours?Copy !req
614. Maybe I can
up your price, huh?Copy !req
615. Where is it?Copy !req
616. I'm sure it's all right.Copy !req
617. My fee's going up.Copy !req
618. Better get me
while you can afford me.Copy !req
619. I don't want you
to read it.Copy !req
620. Let me have it.Copy !req
621. Now I got you,Copy !req
622. and I'm not going to let you get away.Copy !req
623. Uh! Let me go.Copy !req
624. Let me go. Uh!Copy !req
625. Let go of me. Let go.
Uh! Uh!Copy !req
626. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
627. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
628. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
629. Mmm.Copy !req
630. You think you're
pretty strong, don't you?Copy !req
631. What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
632. If you're with a woman
for any length of time,Copy !req
633. eventually you'll
ask her that question.Copy !req
634. If she doesn't answer,
that's trouble,Copy !req
635. and when trouble begins,Copy !req
636. it comes at you from
directions you'd never expect.Copy !req
637. Oliver was a sitting duck.Copy !req
638. I think you're going to be
very well served by our firm,Copy !req
639. especially if the rumors
around town are true.Copy !req
640. Well, there may be
a Senate confirmation hearingCopy !req
641. in my future.Copy !req
642. We could definitely
be of help with that.Copy !req
643. Yes. Waiter?
Uh! Ooh!Copy !req
644. What's the matter?Copy !req
645. Nothing, I'm fine.Copy !req
646. Could I have some
more coffee, please?Copy !req
647. Certainly, sir.Copy !req
648. Regarding
your Senate confirmation,Copy !req
649. it may not be a bad ideaCopy !req
650. for us to have your personal
asset liability state...Copy !req
651. Oh. Ooh.Copy !req
652. Oliver?Copy !req
653. Do you think you're
having a heart attack?Copy !req
654. Uh!Copy !req
655. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
656. Wipe that stuff
off his chin, Heath.Copy !req
657. Hang in there, Oliver.Copy !req
658. Call my wife.Copy !req
659. You're doing just fine.Copy !req
660. Somebody called down
for the defibrillator.Copy !req
661. Right here.Copy !req
662. Gerald, you're
going to take it?Copy !req
663. How's it going?Copy !req
664. You may be the only person
I'm doing better than.Copy !req
665. My wife stabbed me
in the stomach.Copy !req
666. With a nail file this time.Copy !req
667. She's training to be
a manicurist.Copy !req
668. They make good money,
you know.Copy !req
669. I'm trying to get
a doctor for you, baby.Copy !req
670. They always feel bad
after it.Copy !req
671. Mr. Rose?Copy !req
672. I'm Dr. Gordon.
This is my associate.Copy !req
673. Dr. Hillerman.
Jason Larrabee called us in.Copy !req
674. How are his vital signs?Copy !req
675. We were here first.Copy !req
676. We'll be with you
in just a moment.Copy !req
677. Madge, take it easy.Copy !req
678. Can't you see the guy's
dying over here?Copy !req
679. Did someone
call my wife?Copy !req
680. Yes.Copy !req
681. I need to
write her a noteCopy !req
682. in case she doesn't
get here in time.Copy !req
683. Let's get him to C.I.C.U.Copy !req
684. I'll get the pen back
once we get up there.Copy !req
685. Is my wife here?Copy !req
686. I don't think so.Copy !req
687. Get me some pictures,
upper G. I.Copy !req
688. You're going to have to
swallow some barium,Copy !req
689. but you'll like it.
It's peppermint flavored.Copy !req
690. I don't think that
there's anythingCopy !req
691. more important
than the hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
692. That's where people will make
their first judgment of the food.Copy !req
693. There's an urgent
phone call for you.Copy !req
694. Oh.Copy !req
695. Hello?Copy !req
696. Oh, God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
697. All right. All right.
I'm leaving right now.Copy !req
698. My husband's had
a heart attack.Copy !req
699. Oh, that happens
to my mother like this.Copy !req
700. Don't worry.Copy !req
701. Your luncheon's going
to be terrific.Copy !req
702. I promise. Everything's
just going to be great.Copy !req
703. The X-rays turned up
an esophageal tear,Copy !req
704. commonly known
as a hiatal hernia,Copy !req
705. right there.Copy !req
706. The pain symptoms are
almost identical to angina.Copy !req
707. Stress, coffee,
spicy foods, gas.Copy !req
708. Your nerve endings
get irritated,Copy !req
709. and, well, you know
what that feels like...Copy !req
710. Not pleasant,
but not fatal.Copy !req
711. Could you get
this hiatal hernia,Copy !req
712. say, by being squeezed
between someone's legs?Copy !req
713. No.Copy !req
714. So I'm not
going to die?Copy !req
715. Eventually,
but not today.Copy !req
716. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
717. Thank you.Copy !req
718. You can wait right here.Copy !req
719. Thank you.Copy !req
720. Oliver, you're alive.Copy !req
721. Yeah, it was something else.Copy !req
722. It wasn't the heart.
It was a rip, a tear.Copy !req
723. You're alive!Copy !req
724. Yeah.Copy !req
725. So what are
you going to do?Copy !req
726. I'm waiting for Barbara
to pick me up.Copy !req
727. I'll wait with you.Copy !req
728. Good.Copy !req
729. OK. Think we can get
that nurse to come back hereCopy !req
730. with a bottle of musk oil?Copy !req
731. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
732. She should be here
any minute.Copy !req
733. Yeah.Copy !req
734. Stuffy in these places.Copy !req
735. I got us enough booze
for the whole trip.Copy !req
736. Thanks.Copy !req
737. I couldn't remember
whether you wanted a twistCopy !req
738. or you didn't want a twist,Copy !req
739. so I got you some
just in case.Copy !req
740. Thank you, Gavin.Copy !req
741. Salut.Copy !req
742. All those lives
going on out there,Copy !req
743. people we'll never meet,Copy !req
744. experiencing things
we'll never know.Copy !req
745. We can't know.Copy !req
746. In your own life,
by this point,Copy !req
747. you think you know
what's gonna be, but,Copy !req
748. you don't know.Copy !req
749. You don't know.Copy !req
750. It's always just when you
think you got it figured out,Copy !req
751. when, bingo,
something comes alongCopy !req
752. and knocks you
right on your ass.Copy !req
753. Why do you think Barbara
didn't come to the hospital?Copy !req
754. I don't know.Copy !req
755. She probably
had a good reason.Copy !req
756. How you doing?Copy !req
757. Come here, sweetheart.Copy !req
758. Where is everybody, huh?Copy !req
759. I guess you're the only oneCopy !req
760. who gives a damn
about me in this family.Copy !req
761. Oliver, you don't know
how happy I am to see you.Copy !req
762. Oh.Copy !req
763. You didn't come
to the hospital.Copy !req
764. No. No. Well, I called,Copy !req
765. and, well, everything
seemed to be under control.Copy !req
766. I just...
I didn't want to disturb you.Copy !req
767. Disturb me?Copy !req
768. Well, I wasn't doing much,
just dying.Copy !req
769. Oliver, you weren't dying.Copy !req
770. You didn't even call.Copy !req
771. Of course I did. I called.
I talked to someone.Copy !req
772. Not to me.Copy !req
773. Well, I talked to a nurse,Copy !req
774. and she said that
you weren't dying.Copy !req
775. Well, I thought
I was dying.Copy !req
776. I wrote you a noteCopy !req
777. in case you didn't
get there in time.Copy !req
778. I can't read your handwriting.Copy !req
779. I was on a gurney being
rushed to intensive careCopy !req
780. under excruciating pain.Copy !req
781. It says...Copy !req
782. "My love, by the time
you receive this,Copy !req
783. "I may be gone.Copy !req
784. "My life was..." Fun?Copy !req
785. "... full beyond my dreams.Copy !req
786. "All I have and all I am,
I owe to you.Copy !req
787. "You gave me courage
to surpass what I know I am,Copy !req
788. "the strength to..."Copy !req
789. Oh, this is where
I had a spasm, yeah.Copy !req
790. I can't read it,
but the next line says,Copy !req
791. "I lie here,
feeling my life ebb away,Copy !req
792. "and I cling to your image.Copy !req
793. "I will take you with me
to eternity.Copy !req
794. "I cherish you.Copy !req
795. "I thank merciful God
for you."Copy !req
796. I didn't have
the strength to sign it.Copy !req
797. Well, I'm sureCopy !req
798. they would have told me
who it was from.Copy !req
799. I can't believe you didn't
call us at school, Mother.Copy !req
800. I didn't see any point
in alarming youCopy !req
801. until there was something
to be alarmed about.Copy !req
802. Your mother didn't want
to disturb anybody today.Copy !req
803. Yeah, well, you still
should have called.Copy !req
804. You should have.Copy !req
805. I'm sure your motherCopy !req
806. didn't want
to worry you needlessly.Copy !req
807. The important thing is,
your father is alive.Copy !req
808. We've always been a
family that communicated.Copy !req
809. If anything
important happens,Copy !req
810. everyone should
know about it.Copy !req
811. That's the rule.Copy !req
812. Only youCopy !req
813. Can make all
this world seem rightCopy !req
814. Only you
and you aloneCopy !req
815. Can thrill me
like you doCopy !req
816. And fill my heart
with loveCopy !req
817. For only youCopy !req
818. Only you...Copy !req
819. What's going on?
What?Copy !req
820. I'm very upset.Copy !req
821. It's 3:00
in the morning.Copy !req
822. Turn the television off.Copy !req
823. I wasn't exactly sure why I
didn't go to the hospital,Copy !req
824. but now I think I know.Copy !req
825. I'd just like to put today
behind us, OK?Copy !req
826. OK.Copy !req
827. I was going to
drive to the hospital,Copy !req
828. but I knew you were OKCopy !req
829. because I never think
anything really terribleCopy !req
830. could happen to me
or the kids or you,Copy !req
831. and I was getting
on the expressway,Copy !req
832. and suddenly I had
this very strong feelingCopy !req
833. that you were dead.Copy !req
834. And I knew what it would feel
like to be alone in this house,Copy !req
835. to not have you in my life,Copy !req
836. and I got so scared,
I had to pull over.Copy !req
837. Oh.Copy !req
838. You don't have to
be scared anymore.Copy !req
839. I got scared
because I felt happy.Copy !req
840. You were happy
because I was dead?Copy !req
841. I was happy to be free,Copy !req
842. like a weight
had been lifted.Copy !req
843. Like a weight
had been lifted?Copy !req
844. Yeah.Copy !req
845. So how am I
supposed to respond?Copy !req
846. You tell me
you wished I was dead?Copy !req
847. I thought
it was important.Copy !req
848. I think you owe me
an apology, Barbara.Copy !req
849. If you have something to say,
I'd like to hear it.Copy !req
850. I want a divorce.Copy !req
851. No, you don't.Copy !req
852. You can't have one.Copy !req
853. I've thought
about this a lot.Copy !req
854. I really don't want to be
married to you anymore.Copy !req
855. Why do you
want a divorce?Copy !req
856. Did I do something?
Did I not do something?Copy !req
857. I can't give you
specifics, Oliver.Copy !req
858. Well, try!Copy !req
859. I don't want to try!Copy !req
860. Is there somebody else?
Another man?Copy !req
861. No.Copy !req
862. A woman?Copy !req
863. You wish.Copy !req
864. I mean, I should be the one
trying to get the divorce.Copy !req
865. I'm the one rushed
to the hospitalCopy !req
866. suffering from
this severe...Copy !req
867. Indigestion.Copy !req
868. You're such an
expert, aren't you?Copy !req
869. Making me look like a jerk.Copy !req
870. OK. OK, I'm sorry.Copy !req
871. I'm the bad person.
Let's just blame me for this.Copy !req
872. No. No. I think I need...
I think you owe me,Copy !req
873. after this many pretty god
damn good years of marriage,Copy !req
874. a solid reason.Copy !req
875. I work my ass off
to make enough moneyCopy !req
876. to provide you
with a good life,Copy !req
877. and you owe me a reason
that makes sense,Copy !req
878. so let's hear it.Copy !req
879. Come on. Let's hear it.
Let's hear it!Copy !req
880. Because,Copy !req
881. when I watch you eat,
when I see you asleep,Copy !req
882. when I look at you lately,Copy !req
883. I just want to
smash your face in.Copy !req
884. Come on.
Smash my face.Copy !req
885. Come on. You want
to smash my face?Copy !req
886. Next time, I hit back.Copy !req
887. And you'd better get yourself
a damn good lawyer.Copy !req
888. The best your money can buy.Copy !req
889. What does she want?Copy !req
890. Child support.Copy !req
891. I've always taken
care of my kids.Copy !req
892. And they will be 18
in one year,Copy !req
893. which makes it nice for you.Copy !req
894. What about alimony?Copy !req
895. Barbara, against my advice,Copy !req
896. waives alimony.Copy !req
897. I'm making money
with my business.Copy !req
898. I'm getting a lot
of referrals.Copy !req
899. I can support myself.Copy !req
900. I'm a lucky guy.Copy !req
901. My client is being
more than fair, Mr. Rose.Copy !req
902. She's waived alimony.Copy !req
903. She's willing to
waive her rightsCopy !req
904. against your law practiceCopy !req
905. in exchange for the house
and all of its contentsCopy !req
906. except your shaving
gear and...Copy !req
907. His clothing?Copy !req
908. Everything I made
went into that house.Copy !req
909. I found that house.Copy !req
910. Every piece of furniture
is where it isCopy !req
911. because I decided
to put it there.Copy !req
912. That is my house.Copy !req
913. If your client
has finished yammering,Copy !req
914. you should explain
to her that a wifeCopy !req
915. does not automatically
get the house.Copy !req
916. I thought you told her
that she was entitledCopy !req
917. to anything and everything.Copy !req
918. I told her what?Copy !req
919. Yes. Here it is.Copy !req
920. I quote. "My love,Copy !req
921. "by the time you..."
Boy, what a handwriting.Copy !req
922. "By the time
you receive this,Copy !req
923. "I may be gone."Copy !req
924. Uh, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
925. "All I am and all I have
I owe to you."Copy !req
926. You wrote this, Mr. Rose?Copy !req
927. Excuse me, Mr. Thurmont,Copy !req
928. you tiny, little, wormlike,
infinitesimal prick,Copy !req
929. could I have a word
with my wife, please?Copy !req
930. Certainly.Copy !req
931. If this is a
who-can-sink-lowest-fastest contest,Copy !req
932. you won.Copy !req
933. By showing him my letter,Copy !req
934. you have sunk below the deepest
layer of prehistoric frog shitCopy !req
935. at the bottom
of a New Jersey scum swamp.Copy !req
936. I may have let you
have the house,Copy !req
937. but now you'll never get it.Copy !req
938. You will never
get that house.Copy !req
939. Do you understand?Copy !req
940. You will never
get that house.Copy !req
941. We'll see.Copy !req
942. Yeah. We'll see.Copy !req
943. Maybe I shouldn't have
let you see that letter.Copy !req
944. Oh, dear girl,Copy !req
945. by the time this
is all over,Copy !req
946. you'll think of today as one
of your lighter moments.Copy !req
947. What do you call
500 lawyersCopy !req
948. at the bottom
of the ocean?Copy !req
949. An excellent start.Copy !req
950. I used to resent
jokes like that.Copy !req
951. Now I see them
as simple truths.Copy !req
952. Lawyers...Copy !req
953. Hello?Copy !req
954. Honey, I can't talk right now.
I'm with a client.Copy !req
955. Love you. Miss you.
Want you.Copy !req
956. Bye.Copy !req
957. I recently married.Copy !req
958. Which is the last thing
I ever thought I'd doCopy !req
959. after what happened
to the Roses.Copy !req
960. When it comes to women,Copy !req
961. I hope I'm a better man
now than I was.Copy !req
962. I know I'm a better lawyerCopy !req
963. when it comes to divorce.Copy !req
964. I'll never make another mistake
like I made with Oliver.Copy !req
965. Let's just concentrate
on the job at hand.Copy !req
966. She wants the house.
You want the house.Copy !req
967. I mean, she's not
being inconvenienced.Copy !req
968. I'm the one who's
living in a hotel room.Copy !req
969. Not for long.Copy !req
970. She claims
she found the house.Copy !req
971. She did find the house. Right?Copy !req
972. Yes, she did,
but that's not the point.Copy !req
973. She said she
made it what it is.Copy !req
974. She didn't.Copy !req
975. Look, I'm not keeping score,
but if I were keeping score,Copy !req
976. it'd be about 83
to 6, my favor.Copy !req
977. All the really good stuff,Copy !req
978. those wonderful
Staffordshire dogs...Copy !req
979. In fact, most of
the Staffordshires I found.Copy !req
980. And that Art Deco rug,Copy !req
981. and even that gray stove
in the kitchen.Copy !req
982. She never would have bought
it if I hadn't pushed her.Copy !req
983. Uh-huh.Copy !req
984. Shoes. That's what
she's good at buying.Copy !req
985. I got to have shelves
put in the closet,Copy !req
986. or she'd have the god damn
things shoved all over.Copy !req
987. Here we go.
You're going to love this.Copy !req
988. Civil code title 16904,
section C.Copy !req
989. I used this once for a freebie
divorce I did for my cousin Paulie.Copy !req
990. Total loser.Copy !req
991. Read.Copy !req
992. "The purposes of subsections I and
II, of paragraphs A and B..."Copy !req
993. Hey, skip down here to...Copy !req
994. "Parties who have pursued
separate lives..."Copy !req
995. "Parties who have pursued
separate lives,Copy !req
996. "sharing neither bed nor board
shall be deemed to have livedCopy !req
997. "separate and apart
from one another,Copy !req
998. "even though they reside
under the same roof."Copy !req
999. Even though they reside
under the same roof?Copy !req
1000. Yeah. The law was put
on the books for poor people,Copy !req
1001. folks who
couldn't afford separateCopy !req
1002. residences
during their divorce,Copy !req
1003. but we can use it, too.Copy !req
1004. That means
I can move back in.Copy !req
1005. If your divorce
is settled in court,Copy !req
1006. it shows that you're
committed to the property,Copy !req
1007. plus you can see she doesn't
start selling off the assets.Copy !req
1008. And I can work on her,Copy !req
1009. get her to fold on
this house thing.Copy !req
1010. No. No, Oliver,
you don't even deal with her.Copy !req
1011. You avoid her.Copy !req
1012. Women can be a lot meaner
than we give them credit for.Copy !req
1013. Never underestimate her
as an adversary.Copy !req
1014. Don't even talk to her.Copy !req
1015. No, I won't.
Don't worry about me.Copy !req
1016. Gavin, thank you.Copy !req
1017. All right.Copy !req
1018. All right.
Go on. Go home.Copy !req
1019. This is the stupidest thing
you've ever done.Copy !req
1020. Second stupidest.Copy !req
1021. You can't stay here.Copy !req
1022. The law says I can.
Title 16904, section C.Copy !req
1023. Look it up, tootsie pie.Copy !req
1024. Fa la la la la
la la la laCopy !req
1025. 'Tis the season
to be jollyCopy !req
1026. Fa la la la la
la la la laCopy !req
1027. Don we now
our gay apparelCopy !req
1028. OK, Mom, you're on.Copy !req
1029. Troll the ancient...Copy !req
1030. Wait.
Let me see that bag.Copy !req
1031. Is that what you're
going to put on top?Copy !req
1032. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1033. Fine. Josh,
plug it in, please.Copy !req
1034. It's a short.Copy !req
1035. It's not a short.Copy !req
1036. One of the ornaments is
touching the sockets.Copy !req
1037. Fine.Copy !req
1038. You take care of it, Oliver.Copy !req
1039. Come on,
it's Christmas time.Copy !req
1040. Let's get festive.Copy !req
1041. I have to go out.Copy !req
1042. I got stuff I got to
do in my room.Copy !req
1043. Oh.Copy !req
1044. Oh, God.
My house is on fire!Copy !req
1045. Mine, too, babe.Copy !req
1046. Really, you idiot!Copy !req
1047. Wait up, babe!Copy !req
1048. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1049. Oh, my...
Do something!Copy !req
1050. Fire!Copy !req
1051. Mom!Copy !req
1052. Fire!
Dad!Copy !req
1053. Call the police!Copy !req
1054. I'll get the extinguisher!Copy !req
1055. 991. 999.Copy !req
1056. 911.Copy !req
1057. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1058. Stay out of the way!Copy !req
1059. Coming through!Copy !req
1060. "1, store in a cool place.Copy !req
1061. "2, hold upright.
Pull pin out." OK.Copy !req
1062. "3, stand back 8 feet.
Aim away from face."Copy !req
1063. Dad, hurry!
All right! OK!Copy !req
1064. OK! All right!Copy !req
1065. The curtain!Copy !req
1066. It's over.Copy !req
1067. Thank God I was here.Copy !req
1068. This whole house
could have gone up.Copy !req
1069. OK, OK.Copy !req
1070. I get a sponge and
start cleaning up.Copy !req
1071. Maybe a rake
or a bulldozer.Copy !req
1072. It might not
have been the lights.Copy !req
1073. You always know.Copy !req
1074. Rather than argue about
who supposedly did what,Copy !req
1075. I'd like to reach some
accord. Time is passing.Copy !req
1076. I'd love to be done
with this, too, Oliver.Copy !req
1077. Right.Copy !req
1078. And if we leave the
settlement up to the court,Copy !req
1079. the lawyers,
they get everything,Copy !req
1080. so I've come up
with a fair solution.Copy !req
1081. You want to hear it?
Yes.Copy !req
1082. Now, I understand
your point of view.Copy !req
1083. You've invested 18 years
of your life in this marriage.Copy !req
1084. That's worth a lot.
A tremendous amount...Copy !req
1085. $163,800.Copy !req
1086. How did you arrive
at that number?Copy !req
1087. Fairly. You do approximately
the same things as Susan.Copy !req
1088. No. She goes to college.
She should make more than me.Copy !req
1089. Barbara,
let me finish.Copy !req
1090. There is no comparison
whatsoeverCopy !req
1091. between what she does...Copy !req
1092. Her salary is a base,
so I doubled it.Copy !req
1093. And that wasn't enough,
and then I tripled it,Copy !req
1094. and that's how I came up
with this figure...Copy !req
1095. $490,633,
approximately.Copy !req
1096. I shall give you
that in cash.Copy !req
1097. It's not going to be easy.Copy !req
1098. It's going to be harder
than hell is what it is,Copy !req
1099. but I'm going to do it.Copy !req
1100. You just have to, you know,
agree to give up the house.Copy !req
1101. You owe me, Barbara.Copy !req
1102. You've gotten a hell of a
lot more out of knowing meCopy !req
1103. than I've gotten
out of knowing you.Copy !req
1104. I'm not even going to
ask you what that means.Copy !req
1105. I am the one who
found this house.Copy !req
1106. I bought everything in it.Copy !req
1107. With my money!Copy !req
1108. It's a lot easier
to spend itCopy !req
1109. than it is to make it,
honey buns!Copy !req
1110. You might not have made it
if not for me, sweet cakes!Copy !req
1111. You weren't even multiorgasmic
before you met me, were you?Copy !req
1112. You really expect me to keep
on reassuring you sexuallyCopy !req
1113. even now,
when we disgust each other?Copy !req
1114. Don't let this bother you.Copy !req
1115. It's all going to work out.Copy !req
1116. The red areas are hers.Copy !req
1117. The yellow areas are mine.Copy !req
1118. Green is neutral.Copy !req
1119. The kitchen was difficult,Copy !req
1120. but Barbara came up with the
idea of time allotments.Copy !req
1121. This seems rational
to you both?Copy !req
1122. Yeah.Copy !req
1123. Look, Oliver,
my father used to sayCopy !req
1124. that a man could never
outdo a womanCopy !req
1125. when it came
to love or revenge.Copy !req
1126. Why don't you just
let her have the house?Copy !req
1127. There are other houses.
There are other women.Copy !req
1128. No, no, Gavino.
I'm going to winCopy !req
1129. because I've got her
to accept the ground rules.Copy !req
1130. Oliver, there is
no winning in this.Copy !req
1131. There's only
degrees of losing.Copy !req
1132. I got more square footage.Copy !req
1133. Sorry to disturb you,Copy !req
1134. but I was wondering if I could
borrow a sleeping tablet.Copy !req
1135. Did Oliver send you for it?Copy !req
1136. No. Actually, no.Copy !req
1137. Well, all right.
You got me there,Copy !req
1138. which is good because I'm
uncomfortable with the charade.Copy !req
1139. It's nice to seeCopy !req
1140. somebody still caring
for somebody in this house.Copy !req
1141. Good night, Susan.Copy !req
1142. So there will be no pills?Copy !req
1143. Oh, kitty.Copy !req
1144. Kitty, wait.Copy !req
1145. Wait, kitty kitty...Copy !req
1146. Do you want me
to call around firstCopy !req
1147. to find
an open drugstore?Copy !req
1148. I'll find one.Copy !req
1149. Should I come?Copy !req
1150. It's up to you.Copy !req
1151. These are my favorite
kind of cars.Copy !req
1152. It's a Morgan.Copy !req
1153. Of course.Copy !req
1154. It's cozy.Copy !req
1155. What was that?Copy !req
1156. A bump of some sort.Copy !req
1157. Oh, kitty.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1158. Look, why don't
you go to the houseCopy !req
1159. and find a large
Ziploc bag?Copy !req
1160. Ziploc.Copy !req
1161. Yeah.Copy !req
1162. Oh, kitty.Copy !req
1163. Kitty kitty kitty.Copy !req
1164. So much
for the nine lives myth.Copy !req
1165. Pssss!Copy !req
1166. Here, kitty.
Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1167. Pssss!Copy !req
1168. Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1169. Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss!Copy !req
1170. Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss!Copy !req
1171. Pssss!Copy !req
1172. Here, kitty kitty!Copy !req
1173. Here, kitty kitty,
kitty kitty!Copy !req
1174. Have you seen my cat?Copy !req
1175. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
1176. Here, kitty kitty.Copy !req
1177. Come on, kitty.Copy !req
1178. Here, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss.Copy !req
1179. Where are you, kitty?
Come on.Copy !req
1180. Here, kitty kitty kitty.Copy !req
1181. Come on, kitty kitty kitty,
come on.Copy !req
1182. What did you do
with my cat?Copy !req
1183. Close the door.
You're letting the heat out.Copy !req
1184. I know something happened.Copy !req
1185. Now, instead of
playing this game,Copy !req
1186. what happened?Copy !req
1187. You killed your cat, Barbara.Copy !req
1188. What?Copy !req
1189. Yeah.Copy !req
1190. Yes. One damn Dalmane,Copy !req
1191. and your kitty
would be alive.Copy !req
1192. I had to get up in the middle of
the night looking for Sominex.Copy !req
1193. I backed out
the driveway...Copy !req
1194. That supposed to scare me?Copy !req
1195. If you're looking for trouble,
Barbara, you found it!Copy !req
1196. Oh, God.Copy !req
1197. Oh.Copy !req
1198. What do you expect?Copy !req
1199. You killed my cat.
You're making me nuts, Oliver.Copy !req
1200. Will you, please?
I'm asking you to leave.Copy !req
1201. No. It's my house,Copy !req
1202. and I'm going to stay.Copy !req
1203. Ahh.Copy !req
1204. Frankly, I'm concerned
about you, Oliver.Copy !req
1205. You look haggard.Copy !req
1206. Ahh! I feel great.Copy !req
1207. Maybe I'll take
a little time offCopy !req
1208. after the Larrabee
confirmation hearings.Copy !req
1209. Why don't you take
a little time before?Copy !req
1210. Look, it's vital to the firm
this comes off without a hitch.Copy !req
1211. I want you at your best.Copy !req
1212. I'm at my best.Copy !req
1213. I won't let you down.Copy !req
1214. I'm in fantastic shape.Copy !req
1215. I thank you
so much for caring.Copy !req
1216. Mr. D'Amato.
Yeah.Copy !req
1217. There's someone
in your office.Copy !req
1218. Who?Copy !req
1219. Use words, Maryanne.Copy !req
1220. Mrs. Rose.Copy !req
1221. I didn't think I should leave
her in the reception area,Copy !req
1222. I mean, what with
all the, uh, you know.Copy !req
1223. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1224. The, um...Copy !req
1225. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1226. Barbara?Copy !req
1227. You know, you really
shouldn't be hereCopy !req
1228. because it might be viewed
by some as unethical.Copy !req
1229. Well, I am here,Copy !req
1230. ethical or not.Copy !req
1231. You don't mind
if I tape this,Copy !req
1232. just so no one gets confused
about what was said?Copy !req
1233. What's on your mind?Copy !req
1234. Well, since you're the oneCopy !req
1235. who advised Oliver
to move back in,Copy !req
1236. I thought you would
advise him to move out.Copy !req
1237. Why? It sounds like you two
have things worked out,Copy !req
1238. with the red areas
and the green areas.Copy !req
1239. Gavin, ever since
this thing started,Copy !req
1240. I've had trouble sleeping.Copy !req
1241. Most mornings
I wake up sobbing.Copy !req
1242. I'm sorry.
That's shitty.Copy !req
1243. But this morning
I woke up screaming,Copy !req
1244. and I couldn't stop.Copy !req
1245. I need this to end.Copy !req
1246. This has to end.Copy !req
1247. Well, I suggested
selling the house...Copy !req
1248. No.Copy !req
1249. OK.Copy !req
1250. You both seem
to agree on that.Copy !req
1251. Gavin...Copy !req
1252. I don't have
much money,Copy !req
1253. but I could pay you.Copy !req
1254. That would be illegal.Copy !req
1255. Besides money...Copy !req
1256. Oh,Copy !req
1257. what would it takeCopy !req
1258. to get you to
help me, Gavin?Copy !req
1259. Come on,
put your shoes on, Barbara.Copy !req
1260. I haven't been
into feet since '82.Copy !req
1261. Have you ever
made angry love?Copy !req
1262. Is there any other way?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1263. No.Copy !req
1264. Stop it!Copy !req
1265. This is ridiculous.
Button up.Copy !req
1266. You want to settle this?Copy !req
1267. Let's all sit down
and work it out,Copy !req
1268. find some compromise.Copy !req
1269. There is no compromise.Copy !req
1270. Then I can't help you.Copy !req
1271. Worth a shot.Copy !req
1272. You know where I am
if you change your mind.Copy !req
1273. Sometimes I wonder
what might have happenedCopy !req
1274. if I had taken her offer.Copy !req
1275. But I didn't.Copy !req
1276. I should have seen her toes
in the pit of my crotchCopy !req
1277. as a cry for help.Copy !req
1278. Stinking bitch.
Dumb bastard.Copy !req
1279. Slut.
Scum.Copy !req
1280. Filth.
Faggot!Copy !req
1281. Morning, Susan.Copy !req
1282. Morning.Copy !req
1283. I made you some sandwiches
for the trip.Copy !req
1284. I'm not really
that hungry.Copy !req
1285. You may be hungry later.Copy !req
1286. Why don't you wrap these up?Copy !req
1287. I feel like there's some
things I should tell you.Copy !req
1288. I mean,
you're going off to college.Copy !req
1289. You told me you love me.Copy !req
1290. Yes, I do love you.Copy !req
1291. And about drugs,
don't do them,Copy !req
1292. and sex,
don't catch anything.Copy !req
1293. What else is there?Copy !req
1294. Just... About women.Copy !req
1295. Don't be led
by your emotions.Copy !req
1296. Look, just because
you screwed upCopy !req
1297. doesn't mean I'm going to,Copy !req
1298. so don't try to put
your shit off on me,Copy !req
1299. all right?Copy !req
1300. Josh.Copy !req
1301. Don't leave like this.Copy !req
1302. I'm pissed at you.Copy !req
1303. So what do you
want to do about it?Copy !req
1304. You want to take
a swing at me?Copy !req
1305. Is that going to
make you feel better?Copy !req
1306. Then go ahead.Copy !req
1307. So what are you and Dad
going to do to each otherCopy !req
1308. once we're not around?Copy !req
1309. Don't be silly.Copy !req
1310. Your father and I need some
time alone to work things out.Copy !req
1311. By the time
summer school starts,Copy !req
1312. we'll have it all settled.Copy !req
1313. And then I'll make a
celebration dinner,Copy !req
1314. and I'll bring it up,Copy !req
1315. or you can come here.Copy !req
1316. We'll work it out.Copy !req
1317. Do you promise?Copy !req
1318. Sure.Copy !req
1319. You know I love you.Copy !req
1320. Yeah.Copy !req
1321. My sweet girl.Copy !req
1322. So, I'll be back
for my things.Copy !req
1323. I will be thinking
the best for you.Copy !req
1324. So long.Copy !req
1325. Take care, Susan.Copy !req
1326. Good-bye.Copy !req
1327. You have
a great time, kids.Copy !req
1328. Don't worry about us.Copy !req
1329. Bye!Copy !req
1330. Come here, Bennie.Copy !req
1331. At 15, I became
an evolutionist,Copy !req
1332. and it all became clear.Copy !req
1333. We came from mud,Copy !req
1334. and after 3.8 billion years
of evolution,Copy !req
1335. at our core is still mud.Copy !req
1336. Nobody can be a divorce
lawyer and doubt that.Copy !req
1337. We can nail her.Copy !req
1338. She's having a black-tie dinner
at the house at 8:00 tonight.Copy !req
1339. The food critic from the Post
called to confirm the time.Copy !req
1340. And look at this.Copy !req
1341. She sent me this phony
exterminator's noticeCopy !req
1342. saying the house needs to
be gassed for termitesCopy !req
1343. so I'd stay away.Copy !req
1344. She can have
dinner parties.Copy !req
1345. She lied about
the exterminator.Copy !req
1346. She can lie.Copy !req
1347. She took two
of my Staffordshire figures.Copy !req
1348. Any dealer would give you
at least $1,000 for them.Copy !req
1349. She is financing her dinner
with my things.Copy !req
1350. I want to file
criminal charges,Copy !req
1351. and I want her
thrown in jail.Copy !req
1352. Unless you have proof,
there aren't grounds.Copy !req
1353. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1354. Whose side are
you on, anyway?Copy !req
1355. Did she get to you, huh?Copy !req
1356. Did you bang her?Copy !req
1357. Not at all.Copy !req
1358. She was great.Copy !req
1359. She was a gymnast.Copy !req
1360. She was?Copy !req
1361. Yeah.Copy !req
1362. Look, Oliver...Copy !req
1363. I lost my train of thought.Copy !req
1364. Come on, Gavin,
let's have her arrested.Copy !req
1365. I don't think you should
stay in the house.Copy !req
1366. I want to push to sell the
house and divide the proceeds.Copy !req
1367. No. You're selling me out.Copy !req
1368. You don't think I got the
guts to go to the mat.Copy !req
1369. You don't want to go
to this mat, Oliver.Copy !req
1370. Look, I respect you, Oliver.Copy !req
1371. You're a professional.
I'm a professional.Copy !req
1372. As a professional
and a friend,Copy !req
1373. I'm telling you, one
way or another,Copy !req
1374. you're going to lose.Copy !req
1375. Give it up.Copy !req
1376. I understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
1377. You're fired.Copy !req
1378. Now, some of the dishes
tonight are new.Copy !req
1379. Some I've, no doubt,
made for you before,Copy !req
1380. but they are all
my favorite dishes,Copy !req
1381. as you are all
my favorite clients.Copy !req
1382. Hello, darling.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
1383. Well, I guess I'd better not
sit too close to anybodyCopy !req
1384. because I have
a bit of a cold.Copy !req
1385. Ew!Copy !req
1386. Ah!Copy !req
1387. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
1388. Now I guess I'll go in
and piss on the fish.Copy !req
1389. Oh!Copy !req
1390. Oliver, these people
are my clients.Copy !req
1391. You are messing
with my business.Copy !req
1392. I have the food editor
from the Post out there.Copy !req
1393. Is everything all right?Copy !req
1394. I would never
humiliate you like this.Copy !req
1395. You're not
equipped to, honey.Copy !req
1396. Aah!Copy !req
1397. Leaving so soon,
baby doll?Copy !req
1398. A family tiff
seems to be developing.Copy !req
1399. I don't know
if we should leave,Copy !req
1400. but I definitely advise
skipping the fish course.Copy !req
1401. No!Copy !req
1402. What... What...
What are you doing?Copy !req
1403. What are you doing?Copy !req
1404. Do you see what she's doing?Copy !req
1405. Do you see that?Copy !req
1406. Huh.Copy !req
1407. Aah!Copy !req
1408. Get out of the car, hon.Copy !req
1409. You're going to
have to kill me.Copy !req
1410. I mean it, Oliver.Copy !req
1411. You don't have the guts.Copy !req
1412. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1413. This is absurd.
It's just absurd.Copy !req
1414. OK, the gloves are off.Copy !req
1415. Look, I don't want
to create a scene.Copy !req
1416. I mean, I live
in this neighborhood, too.Copy !req
1417. But the gloves are off!Copy !req
1418. Chicken shit.Copy !req
1419. Your guests would
have loved this.Copy !req
1420. I expected a little more
imagination from you, Ollie.Copy !req
1421. Guess I'll go clean up.Copy !req
1422. Not the Staffordshires.Copy !req
1423. You love them
as much as I do.Copy !req
1424. More.Copy !req
1425. Aah!Copy !req
1426. Don't you touch that.Copy !req
1427. What are you doing?Copy !req
1428. Give that to me.Copy !req
1429. Let go!Copy !req
1430. Give it to me.
Uh!Copy !req
1431. Good night.Copy !req
1432. Bennie?Copy !req
1433. Bennie!Copy !req
1434. Bennie!Copy !req
1435. That Bermuda high-pressure
system in the eastCopy !req
1436. is keeping hot, sticky weather
in the Potomac area.Copy !req
1437. Look for a high today
of around 92 degrees.Copy !req
1438. Not a good day to do
strenuous exercise outdoors.Copy !req
1439. That's good advice, Morris,Copy !req
1440. especially for folks
with respiratory problems.Copy !req
1441. OK. Well, Sarah Murphy
is standing by at the PentagonCopy !req
1442. with a report
on whether womenCopy !req
1443. still find uniforms
sexy attire for men.Copy !req
1444. So far, it's a pretty normal
divorce scenario,Copy !req
1445. a few bruises,
some broken dishes,Copy !req
1446. pissed-on fish.Copy !req
1447. But I think you should have
a drink for this next part.Copy !req
1448. There are two dilemmasCopy !req
1449. that rattle
the human skull...Copy !req
1450. How do you hold on
to someone who won't stay?Copy !req
1451. And how do you get rid
of someone who won't go?Copy !req
1452. I opened a great old oneCopy !req
1453. to let it breathe.Copy !req
1454. You look beautiful.Copy !req
1455. I feel good.Copy !req
1456. I do, too.Copy !req
1457. I think the Larrabee
confirmation hearingCopy !req
1458. went very well today.Copy !req
1459. I was surprised,
happily surprisedCopy !req
1460. by your invitation.Copy !req
1461. Thank you for the wine.Copy !req
1462. I hope it's not poisoned.Copy !req
1463. Same here.Copy !req
1464. We've made a mess
of things, Oliver.Copy !req
1465. Yes, we sure have.Copy !req
1466. I want to start living
a normal life again.Copy !req
1467. I do, too, Barbara.Copy !req
1468. Sitting here like this,Copy !req
1469. it's hard to believe
we can't be happy.Copy !req
1470. We can be happy,Copy !req
1471. just not together.Copy !req
1472. I want to ask you
one last timeCopy !req
1473. to leave.Copy !req
1474. I can't do that.Copy !req
1475. I won't.Copy !req
1476. You make so
much money, Oliver.Copy !req
1477. You can buy another house.Copy !req
1478. You can replace everything.Copy !req
1479. Except you.Copy !req
1480. You may find this
hard to believe,Copy !req
1481. but I still love you.Copy !req
1482. I stillCopy !req
1483. want you.Copy !req
1484. I find it
hard to believe.Copy !req
1485. I think what you can't believe
is that I don't want you.Copy !req
1486. Well, I... Yeah, I have
a problem with that.Copy !req
1487. I mean, I think
I'm a good personCopy !req
1488. as people go, and...Copy !req
1489. What can we do
to patch things up?Copy !req
1490. I don't know.Copy !req
1491. Tell me.Copy !req
1492. I can't.Copy !req
1493. Please.Copy !req
1494. I don't know.Copy !req
1495. Please tell me.Copy !req
1496. Please. Just tell me...Copy !req
1497. Stop it!Copy !req
1498. I guess you don't
want to talk about it.Copy !req
1499. No, I don't want to
talk about it.Copy !req
1500. Oliver, if you don't
get out of here now,Copy !req
1501. you have no idea
how far I'll go.Copy !req
1502. How far? Tell me.Copy !req
1503. Sure, we've been
horrible to each other,Copy !req
1504. but we had something.Copy !req
1505. We still do.Copy !req
1506. We haven't passed
any point of no return.Copy !req
1507. I have.Copy !req
1508. I'm not convinced.Copy !req
1509. Nobody who
makes pate this goodCopy !req
1510. can be all bad.Copy !req
1511. That depends on what
the pate is made of.Copy !req
1512. Woof.Copy !req
1513. Bennie?Copy !req
1514. A good dog
to the last bite.Copy !req
1515. God damn you!Copy !req
1516. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1517. I'll give you the chandelier.Copy !req
1518. Uh!Copy !req
1519. Barbara.Copy !req
1520. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1521. You can't get out.Copy !req
1522. I'm going to find you,
sweetness.Copy !req
1523. I know this house
too well!Copy !req
1524. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
1525. Uh...Copy !req
1526. Uh!Copy !req
1527. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1528. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1529. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1530. Ah!Copy !req
1531. Uh!Copy !req
1532. Ugh!Copy !req
1533. Uh!Copy !req
1534. I guess I'm on top now, huh?Copy !req
1535. And you're helpless.Copy !req
1536. I can do anything I want.Copy !req
1537. Stop it!
I mean it! Stop it!Copy !req
1538. Ohh, ohh, ohh.Copy !req
1539. Oh, God. Oh, you smell
so darn sweet.Copy !req
1540. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
1541. Oh, Barbie.Copy !req
1542. Oh, I need this, Barbie.Copy !req
1543. Yeah.Copy !req
1544. God, don't talk!Copy !req
1545. Don't talk!Copy !req
1546. Oh, I want to say hello
to the Bald Avenger, please.Copy !req
1547. Oh, ooh!Copy !req
1548. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1549. You haven't called him
that in years.Copy !req
1550. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1551. Ohh! Ohh!
Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
1552. Oh, Barbara!Copy !req
1553. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1554. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1555. Ohh... Oh, Barbara.Copy !req
1556. Ohh, Barb...Copy !req
1557. Aah!Copy !req
1558. Oh, God! Jesus!Copy !req
1559. Oh, God!Copy !req
1560. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1561. Oh...Copy !req
1562. Ugh!Copy !req
1563. Was it as good for you
as it was for me?Copy !req
1564. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
1565. Ooh! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1566. Ooh...Copy !req
1567. Ahh...Copy !req
1568. Oh, what's going on here?Copy !req
1569. Oh...Copy !req
1570. God.Copy !req
1571. Ugh!Copy !req
1572. Oh.Copy !req
1573. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1574. I thought you were Barbara.Copy !req
1575. Mr. Rose,
what's going on here?Copy !req
1576. Are you OK?Copy !req
1577. I'm fine.Copy !req
1578. Fine.Copy !req
1579. Listen, Susan,Copy !req
1580. I'm in the middle
of something now.Copy !req
1581. I really can't
talk about it.Copy !req
1582. Just let me get
the door for you.Copy !req
1583. Is Mrs. Rose all right?Copy !req
1584. Yes. She's fine.Copy !req
1585. Where is she?
Is she OK?Copy !req
1586. You're sure
she's all right?Copy !req
1587. Barbara, Susan's here.Copy !req
1588. She wants to know
if you're OK.Copy !req
1589. Never better.Copy !req
1590. Thank you for
dropping by, Susan.Copy !req
1591. Come outside with me,
Mr. Rose.Copy !req
1592. Let's go.Copy !req
1593. Wait a minute.
I forgot something.Copy !req
1594. What?Copy !req
1595. Barbara.Copy !req
1596. No!Copy !req
1597. Mr. Rose.Copy !req
1598. Mr. Rose!Copy !req
1599. Oh, no.Copy !req
1600. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1601. Mrs. Rose...Copy !req
1602. OnlyCopy !req
1603. YouCopy !req
1604. CanCopy !req
1605. Can...Copy !req
1606. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1607. What fresh hell is this?Copy !req
1608. Uh...Copy !req
1609. OnlyCopy !req
1610. YouCopy !req
1611. CanCopy !req
1612. Hi.Copy !req
1613. I brought you a surprise.Copy !req
1614. Nah nah nah
nah nah nahCopy !req
1615. You are a jerk.Copy !req
1616. Tell you what...Copy !req
1617. You say it's mine,Copy !req
1618. and you can have
everything in this house.Copy !req
1619. OK.Copy !req
1620. It's mine.Copy !req
1621. Ah! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
1622. Barbara.Copy !req
1623. Oh... Oh...Copy !req
1624. Barbara...
Barbara, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1625. Are you all right?
You OK?Copy !req
1626. You OK?Copy !req
1627. Ah!Copy !req
1628. Ya!Copy !req
1629. Uh!Copy !req
1630. Ugh!Copy !req
1631. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1632. I'd be glad to help youCopy !req
1633. in exchange
for the house.Copy !req
1634. No.Copy !req
1635. Please don't break
the terrazzo floorCopy !req
1636. when you land.Copy !req
1637. Oh! That's better.Copy !req
1638. I'm going to save you
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
1639. That won't work.Copy !req
1640. It's too heavy.
It'll pull you off.Copy !req
1641. It'll work.Copy !req
1642. Ugh!Copy !req
1643. Hmm!Copy !req
1644. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1645. Oliver.Copy !req
1646. Uh!Copy !req
1647. Uh...Copy !req
1648. Almost.Copy !req
1649. All right.
All right.Copy !req
1650. I think I can
swing this overCopy !req
1651. to the balcony.Copy !req
1652. Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1653. I loosened the bolt.Copy !req
1654. I was going to
drop it on you.Copy !req
1655. Ooh.Copy !req
1656. Oh, that's a good one.Copy !req
1657. Gavin!Copy !req
1658. Gavin.Copy !req
1659. Susan, let me
stop the car first.Copy !req
1660. Thank God you're here.Copy !req
1661. I thought
you'd never arrive.Copy !req
1662. They're in there,Copy !req
1663. and they're over the edge.Copy !req
1664. I guess at this point,
there's no reasonCopy !req
1665. to be anything
but absolutely honest.Copy !req
1666. Through all that's happened,Copy !req
1667. I always loved you.Copy !req
1668. I know.Copy !req
1669. And through all thisCopy !req
1670. you loved me, too,
didn't you?Copy !req
1671. Get that, would you, Oliver?Copy !req
1672. No?Copy !req
1673. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
1674. OK. We go in.Copy !req
1675. Uh!Copy !req
1676. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1677. Oliver!Copy !req
1678. Barbara!Copy !req
1679. Gavin!
Gavin!Copy !req
1680. Gavin, get a ladder!Copy !req
1681. OK!Copy !req
1682. Ohh...Copy !req
1683. I knew everything
would be all right.Copy !req
1684. No!
No!Copy !req
1685. Gavin!Copy !req
1686. Gavin!
Gavin!Copy !req
1687. We're going to
be all right.Copy !req
1688. You see those two wires?Copy !req
1689. Yeah.Copy !req
1690. Each of them can hold
at least 200 pounds.Copy !req
1691. Aah!Copy !req
1692. We're coming!Copy !req
1693. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1694. They're dead.Copy !req
1695. Some story, huh?Copy !req
1696. What's the moral,Copy !req
1697. other than dog people
should marry dog peopleCopy !req
1698. and cat people should
marry cat people?Copy !req
1699. I don't know.Copy !req
1700. Could be just this.Copy !req
1701. A civilized divorce
is a contradiction in terms.Copy !req
1702. Maybe because of
what happened,Copy !req
1703. I've become too
traditional.Copy !req
1704. Maybe it's not naturalCopy !req
1705. to stay married
to one person for life.Copy !req
1706. My parents did it.Copy !req
1707. 63 years,Copy !req
1708. a few of them good.Copy !req
1709. So, look. Here it is.Copy !req
1710. We can begin.Copy !req
1711. When it comes to your wife,Copy !req
1712. I'm going to urge youCopy !req
1713. to be generous
to the point of night sweatsCopy !req
1714. because
the all-important thing hereCopy !req
1715. is to get you through thisCopy !req
1716. as quickly and
cleanly as possibleCopy !req
1717. so that you can begin
rebuilding your life.Copy !req
1718. OK?Copy !req
1719. Or,Copy !req
1720. you can get up
and go homeCopy !req
1721. and try to find some shred
of what you once lovedCopy !req
1722. about the sweetheart
of your youth.Copy !req
1723. It's your life.Copy !req
1724. Take a minute.Copy !req
1725. Hi. What are you doing?Copy !req
1726. I'm coming home. Love you.Copy !req