1. The Unholy ThreeCopy !req
2. Twas a balmy summer evening,
And a goodly crowd was there.Copy !req
3. Hercules! The mighty... marvelous...
mastodonic model of muscular masculinity!Copy !req
4. Never smoke cigarettes and you'll be a
strong man like him.Copy !req
5. Professor Echo! God's gifted genius!
The velvet-voiced ventriloquist!Copy !req
6. Nemo, how would you like to walk over to
my house and have a drink?Copy !req
7. Why walk? Let's run!Copy !req
8. Sweet Rosie O'Grady.Copy !req
9. That's all there is to life, friends,
a little laughter... a little tear...Copy !req
10. This dollar pamphlet contains
one thousand wheezes and jokes,Copy !req
11. a guaranteed tonic for dull care!
The price is ten cents, one dime!Copy !req
12. Now, folks, that's just a
sample of the lady's art!Copy !req
13. The show on the inside starts
immediately!Copy !req
14. See her do the dance that
broke the Sultan's thermometer.Copy !req
15. You're there, Rosie,
the best pal a guy ever had!Copy !req
16. And tonight when we eat,
I'm goin' to buy you a swell steak!Copy !req
17. I just couldn't hold out on you, Echo.
You're to square a guy!Copy !req
18. I'm glad you done that, Rosie.
Money got that way never done no one no good!Copy !req
19. Tweedledee! Twenty inches! Twenty years!
Twenty pounds! The Twentieth Century Curiosity!Copy !req
20. The Demi-Tasse Daddy.Copy !req
21. Fools!Copy !req
22. Midnight.Copy !req
23. You see, my plan is so ridiculous...
so simple... that it scares you.Copy !req
24. But... if you come with me,
we'll clean up millions.Copy !req
25. It's spooky! It sounds... unholy!Copy !req
26. That's it!Copy !req
27. We'll be the Unholy Three!Copy !req
28. The day before Christmas...Copy !req
29. And how is Hector McDonald, my
Grandma's little parrot seller?Copy !req
30. Don't let her tease you, Hector.Copy !req
31. Little Willie darling heard your voice.
He wants you to take him bye-bye.Copy !req
32. You're just an old darling, Hector.
I won't tease you any more.Copy !req
33. You're makin a play for that guy!Copy !req
34. Since when do you own me?Copy !req
35. If you tip that boob off to who we are,
I'll lay some lilies under your chin!Copy !req
36. If you don't stop yelling,
you'll tip him off yourself.Copy !req
37. I'll get a Mrs. O'Grady.Copy !req
38. I think you'd better show the parrots.
They talk so well for you.Copy !req
39. Echo, the ventriloquist,
could make wooden dummies talk...Copy !req
40. now watch the jolly parrots.Copy !req
41. Isn't it wonderful how the
parrots always talk to your Grandma?Copy !req
42. That house, where you called about
the parrot, was robbed last night.Copy !req
43. This is Mr. Arlington.
The parrot you sold me doesn't talk.Copy !req
44. Here's another parrot that won't talk.Copy !req
45. All right, I'll come over.
I'm sure when the bird seesCopy !req
46. me it will feel more at home.Copy !req
47. The lady from the bird store, Mr. Arlington.Copy !req
48. may I leave him here?
He might cry if he sees the...Copy !req
49. B-I-R-DCopy !req
50. Take mine, darling... and Granny will get
you some red beads just like those.Copy !req
51. He's always been so fond of beads!Copy !req
52. Christmas Eve...Copy !req
53. and then, Echo says to my, "Granny will
get you some red beads just like those"!Copy !req
54. Yes, and before morning Granny
will have those pretty red beads.Copy !req
55. Hector's out there with a
Christmas tree for little Willie.Copy !req
56. Didn't I order you to
stay away from that guy?Copy !req
57. I wasn't with him!
I met him on the corner headed for here!Copy !req
58. Wait for me in the kitchen.Copy !req
59. You go back to bed, Mrs. O'Grady.
Rosie and I will trim the tree.Copy !req
60. Get rid of him! we're gonna pull
that Arlington job tonight.Copy !req
61. Oh, I'm mad at Granny!
She won't stay in bed!Copy !req
62. Perhaps she wants to help
us trim the tree.Copy !req
63. Yes, she'd love to do some trimming.Copy !req
64. That guy bossin me...
me and my strength!Copy !req
65. He's too jealous to leave her with that
boob. Come on... we'll turn this trick alone!Copy !req
66. I've a secret I want you to share.
I'm going to ask Rosie to merry me.Copy !req
67. But I'm not going to give her
the ring until tomorrow.Copy !req
68. You and your strength! You're yellow,
you big stiff... or you'd come with me.Copy !req
69. You heard me! You're yellow!Copy !req
70. JOHN ARLINGTON MURDERED
IN HOME BY JEWEL THIEVES.Copy !req
71. 'Oh, spare my life', said
Mr. Arlington, 'spare my life'!Copy !req
72. You... filth!Copy !req
73. Don't you realize that
you've murdered a man?Copy !req
74. That's why I said we'd
never carry a gun!Copy !req
75. Was there anybody beside yourselves
know the rubies were here in the house?Copy !req
76. Ther was on old woman from
a bird store who saw the rubies.Copy !req
77. If you don't want no part of these, because of
how we got 'em... then me and the Kid wll take 'em.Copy !req
78. You're gonna put 'em back in the
safe with the rest of our stuff!Copy !req
79. I'm from Police Headquarters.Copy !req
80. Oh, yes. Isn't it terrible? Mr. Arlington
was one of my best customers.Copy !req
81. You were at Mr. Arlington's
home yesteday, weren't you?Copy !req
82. Did the man you saw with Mr. Arlington
look as if he would commit such a crime?Copy !req
83. The reason I ask is because sometimes
the least little thing gives us a clue.Copy !req
84. I hate to see anybody tease a baby.Copy !req
85. I don't like to take his toys from him.
Let's finish our talk in the store.Copy !req
86. You sold a parrot to Mr. Arlington.
Who delivered it?Copy !req
87. Oh! So you delivered it yourself?
You forget easy, don't you?Copy !req
88. So long. I'll see you later.Copy !req
89. That dick has a line on us...
we gotta think fast!Copy !req
90. He's got a hunch Hector turneed this trick.
Let's plant the jewels in the boob's room!Copy !req
91. That's it! Make him the fall guy!Copy !req
92. That's what we hired him for, isn't it...
in case we got in a jam?Copy !req
93. Christmas night...Copy !req
94. Don't you think my savings are
enough for us to start on?Copy !req
95. If I loved a man, he
wouldn't have to have a dime!Copy !req
96. Oh! If you loved a man!Copy !req
97. Then why have you let me
go on hoping?Copy !req
98. Aw, I've just been kidding!Copy !req
99. Oh, Hector, I tried so hard
to let you know I love you...Copy !req
100. I've been a crook... a pick-pocket!Copy !req
101. But you're not going to be any more.Copy !req
102. I did some pretty bad things myself...
when I was young.Copy !req
103. Gee, but you've made this a
great Christmas, Rosie.Copy !req
104. Gee, but you've made this a
great Christmas, Rosie!Copy !req
105. Ain't you the kidder?Copy !req
106. No, Echo, I'm on the lovel. I love him!Copy !req
107. Thanks.Copy !req
108. What are you going to do?Copy !req
109. You'll find out soon enough!Copy !req
110. Extry! Extry! Arlington
murderer arrested!Copy !req
111. What a bonehead I was to overlook that!Copy !req
112. McDonald's alibi, that he was atCopy !req
113. Mrs. O'Grady bird store, will,
be investigated by the police.Copy !req
114. That means more investigation... but there ain't
goin to be no Mrs. O'Grady when they get here!Copy !req
115. Yes there is goin to be a Mrs. O'Grady...
that dick saw me here...Copy !req
116. You guys can get out of your make-up...
but I can't! ¡And I ain't going to the chair alone!Copy !req
117. And neither is Hector McDonald
going to the chair!Copy !req
118. Now, laugh that off...
you big stiff!Copy !req
119. What are you going to do?Copy !req
120. You'll find out soon enough!Copy !req
121. Regan is on his way to
O'Grady's bird store.Copy !req
122. Here's one thing stronger that you...
and I might need him.Copy !req
123. It was Spring before the grim
machinery of the law workedCopy !req
124. around to the case of
Hector McDonald.Copy !req
125. Does the defendant's attorney
intend to produce the allegedCopy !req
126. witnesses, Mrs. O'Grady
and her grand-daught?
127erCopy !req
127. We're making every effort
to locate them.Copy !req
128. While in a secluded cabin
in the mountains...Copy !req
129. In his prison cell he sits.Copy !req
130. How about just us two dividin the stuff?Copy !req
131. Maybe I got a better palan.Copy !req
132. You can save him, Echo. And, if you will,
I'll stick with you. I'll never see Hector again.Copy !req
133. Yes! You'd stick with me...
but you'd go on loving him.Copy !req
134. and the minute he's free, you'd
double-cross me and go back to him.Copy !req
135. Don't you understand... I'll do anything
to save him! I love him, Echo... I love him.Copy !req
136. I'd even take that from you.Copy !req
137. After that, you don't want to change
your mind about sticking with me?Copy !req
138. He would always have Rosie... if he
saved Hector. This was the thought thatCopy !req
139. took Echo secretly to the city.Copy !req
140. Your Honor, I object!
He is mis-stating the evidence!Copy !req
141. Objection over-ruled!Copy !req
142. Have you lawyer put you back on the
witness stand. When you get thereCopy !req
143. keep repeating the Lord's prayer.
Move your lips But don't utter a sound.Copy !req
144. Have faith in miracles.
Mrs. O'Grady.Copy !req
145. It's Mrs. O'Grady's handwriting...
and she's not here!Copy !req
146. Your Honor, may the defendant take
the stand again to give new evidence?Copy !req
147. In a case so serious as his,
with a man's life at stake,Copy !req
148. the court cannot reasonably
deny your request.Copy !req
149. Speak louder!Copy !req
150. Your Honor, and gentlemen of the jury...Copy !req
151. There was an old woman who was a man...
and two others... the Unholy Three...Copy !req
152. First, it was an old woman and her grand-daughter.
Now, the old woman is a man!Copy !req
153. What next?Copy !req
154. That wasn't me talking!
I didn't say a word!Copy !req
155. and it must be remembered that
defense has failed to produce aCopy !req
156. single witness to confirm
the prisoner's story!Copy !req
157. You mean... you want
me to go with you?Copy !req
158. There's a fortune for just
us two to split. What do you say?Copy !req
159. Do you think he's guilty?
Will he get the chair?Copy !req
160. I'm Echo, the ventriloquist...
Grandma O'Grady of the 'Unholy Three'!Copy !req
161. Your Honor, I want to make
a full confession!Copy !req
162. The Law can be kind... And Echo's confession
won freedom for both himself and Hector.Copy !req
163. Dear Hector: I'll never see you again...
I can't explain... but alwaysCopy !req
164. summber I love you, Hector... I love you.
Good Bya. Rosie.Copy !req
165. Echo, you remember what I
promised if you saved Hector?Copy !req
166. Well... I'm here.Copy !req
167. Aw, what's the use of us kiddin, Rosie. We
don't love each other. You run along to Hector.Copy !req
168. Do you really mean that, Echo?Copy !req
169. Good-by, old Pal!Copy !req
170. That's all there is to life, friends...
a little laughter... a little tear...Copy !req