1. I meant to get a haircut.Copy !req
2. I got a present for ya', Casey.Copy !req
3. Casey, sweetie,Copy !req
4. you take your daddy's
present now.Copy !req
5. Whoa.Copy !req
6. I got a picture of you, too.Copy !req
7. Maria!Copy !req
8. No! No, no! No!Copy !req
9. Happy birthday, darlin'.Copy !req
10. No!Copy !req
11. Whoa!Copy !req
12. Thank you.Copy !req
13. Obviously, you've seen
mankiewicz's house of strangers.Copy !req
14. It's one of my
all-time favorite movies.Copy !req
15. That's exactly what your
script reminded me of.Copy !req
16. The power struggle,Copy !req
17. the fight for relevance.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
18. And you're gonna think
this sounds a little crazy,Copy !req
19. but in some ways,
it's king lear.Copy !req
20. It's king lear. Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
21. See, I knew you'd understandCopy !req
22. what I'm trying to do
with this film.Copy !req
23. Right.Copy !req
24. David, I don't know
what to say exactly,Copy !req
25. except this is the role
of a lifetimeCopy !req
26. and I'd really love
to be a part of this.Copy !req
27. Cool, man. I'll just give you
a shout in a couple of days.Copy !req
28. Oh. If you're worried
about the Boston accent,Copy !req
29. I can do the Boston accent.Copy !req
30. I've been working on it
all week.Copy !req
31. I'm not worried, Nick.Copy !req
32. Okay, well, if you have
any other questionsCopy !req
33. or you just wanna talk,
give me a call.Copy !req
34. Or if you'd like me to, uh...
To read...Copy !req
35. You don't need to read for me.Copy !req
36. Of course not.Copy !req
37. And obviously, I'm not going to.Copy !req
38. Obviously.Copy !req
39. But I bet a part of you would
love to hear me read, right?Copy !req
40. I mean, why wouldn't you?Copy !req
41. If I were you,
I'd want to hear it.Copy !req
42. Seriously,
I don't want you to read. Okay.Copy !req
43. Anyway, this is me,
so I'm gonna...Copy !req
44. Well, you know what?
I'm gonna read.Copy !req
45. "It's a foregone conclusion,
Jimmy."Copy !req
46. "It takes 13 milliseconds
for the human brain"Copy !req
47. "to send a message to the body."Copy !req
48. "So, by the time your bullets
hit me, my cerebral cortex"Copy !req
49. "will have transmitted a signal"Copy !req
50. "to the 17 healthy muscles"Copy !req
51. "that operate my trigger finger."Copy !req
52. "And before your asshole
has had a chance to pucker up,"Copy !req
53. "your medulla oblongata"Copy !req
54. "will be splattered
on a fucking wall behind ya."Copy !req
55. "And if that's the last thing
I accomplish"Copy !req
56. "on this beautiful green earth,"Copy !req
57. "well, then, ha, I say, ha,
what a way to fucking go."Copy !req
58. Holy shit.Copy !req
59. I can do another if you want.Copy !req
60. Damn, man!Copy !req
61. That was good, right? Felt good.Copy !req
62. Mankiewicz? Whoo-hoo!
Incredible pull.Copy !req
63. I know.
It just popped into my head.Copy !req
64. Well, good. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
65. Because, honestly, man,
you really need this.Copy !req
66. What?
What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
67. You get it.
This could be a game changer.Copy !req
68. I don't need a game changer.
If it happens, it happens.Copy !req
69. If it doesn't,
I'll just keep working. That's what I do.Copy !req
70. I'm just saying, you could be
a little more strategic.Copy !req
71. Make more movie star choices.Copy !req
72. It's like miles Davis told me...Copy !req
73. "Sometimes, it's the notes"Copy !req
74. "you don't play."Copy !req
75. Miles Davis was a heroin addict.Copy !req
76. I mean, I love him,
he was a maestro,Copy !req
77. but I'm happy,Copy !req
78. I'm healthy when I'm working.
I'm an actor.Copy !req
79. No, you're a fucking movie star!Copy !req
80. And don't you ever forget that!Copy !req
81. Okay, I don't need this.
I don't need this.Copy !req
82. Get out of my car.
Nicky, get out of my car.Copy !req
83. I don't need this.Copy !req
84. I need this.Copy !req
85. This could be a game changer.Copy !req
86. So, you're not happy
with how your career is goingCopy !req
87. because you seem to be
working all the time.Copy !req
88. Well, I never viewed it
as a career, only as work.Copy !req
89. And what's wrong with that?Copy !req
90. I mean, in any other job,Copy !req
91. hard work is something
to behold,Copy !req
92. but with film performance,Copy !req
93. "You're making
too many movies, Nick."Copy !req
94. "You're working too hard, Nick."Copy !req
95. "Have the audience
miss you more, Nick."Copy !req
96. I mean, "hello, it's my job."Copy !req
97. "I pay my bills."Copy !req
98. "I feed my family.
You're annoying."Copy !req
99. My gosh!Copy !req
100. Yeah.Copy !req
101. So, what's the worry here, Nick?Copy !req
102. You've lost
some of your ability,Copy !req
103. your talent as an actor?Copy !req
104. No.Copy !req
105. Uh...Copy !req
106. No, it's just that
I really want this.Copy !req
107. This is the role of a lifetime.Copy !req
108. It's a great part.Copy !req
109. Well, how do you think your
relationship with your workCopy !req
110. affects your relationship
with your daughter?Copy !req
111. Let's bring addy into this,
shall we?Copy !req
112. What?
Oh, you don't have to do that.Copy !req
113. You guys can keep talking.Copy !req
114. Well, I'll just finish with,Copy !req
115. a role like this
doesn't come along every day.Copy !req
116. And now, I'm gonna zip it.Copy !req
117. I zipped it good.
Addy.Copy !req
118. How do you think
your dad's anxietyCopy !req
119. over his career
has affected you?Copy !req
120. Well, his career is pretty muchCopy !req
121. the only thing we talk about.Copy !req
122. That or he makes me watch
old movies,Copy !req
123. and then discuss them.Copy !req
124. Which is really just him
lecturing me for two hours.Copy !req
125. It's a conversation.
It's more of a conversation.Copy !req
126. He made me watch
this bizarre old movie.Copy !req
127. What was it called?
The island of Dr. Calamari?Copy !req
128. The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
And did you like it, addy?Copy !req
129. It's one of my favorite films.
Have you seen it?Copy !req
130. No, I have not.Copy !req
131. It's about this insane
old doctorCopy !req
132. who has a sleepwalker
completely under his spell.Copy !req
133. This crazy old loon.Copy !req
134. Can you imagine
how horrifying that would be?Copy !req
135. To be completely
under someone's spell?Copy !req
136. And you liked it, right?Copy !req
137. I mean, you like the painted sets,
and the makeup...Copy !req
138. No, I did not.Copy !req
139. Sounds to me likeCopy !req
140. maybe she didn't want to see
the movie.Copy !req
141. Did you think about that, Nick?Copy !req
142. About what she wants?Copy !req
143. Cheryl, come on.
Is that a real question?Copy !req
144. What do you think
he's gonna say?Copy !req
145. She has an amazing
visual sensibility. Always has.Copy !req
146. We're very close,
and within that closeness,Copy !req
147. I was able to ascertain...Copy !req
148. Hey, honey. Hi, mom.Copy !req
149. Bye, addy. I love you.Copy !req
150. Oh, no, what happened?Copy !req
151. Oh, she's mad at me
because we watched.Copy !req
152. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
together and she hated it,Copy !req
153. which I find odd,
given how mature her taste normally is.Copy !req
154. Wait, you're surprised
your teenage daughterCopy !req
155. didn't wanna watch an insaneCopy !req
156. 100-year-old German film
with you?Copy !req
157. Yes.
Oh, my god. Okay.Copy !req
158. Well, it's not just that.Copy !req
159. You know, she's never read
Mary shelley,Copy !req
160. or Jane Austen, or even twain.Copy !req
161. What a little philistine.
Should we disown her?Copy !req
162. She thought Humphrey bogart
was a porn star.Copy !req
163. Yeah...Copy !req
164. What, really? Yeah.Copy !req
165. That's disappointing.Copy !req
166. Unless there is a porn star
called Humphrey bogart.Copy !req
167. That would work, wouldn't it?
Humphrey. Hump.Copy !req
168. No?Copy !req
169. Look, you're just...Copy !req
170. You're at a tricky stage
right nowCopy !req
171. with her, okay?Copy !req
172. And if you don't learn
to connect,Copy !req
173. it's gonna stay broken for...Copy !req
174. What the fuck are
you smiling at? Huh?Copy !req
175. Why are you smiling? I'm not.Copy !req
176. You are. Okay.Copy !req
177. Olivia, I'm up for
a very exciting movie.Copy !req
178. And I think it's gonna happen.Copy !req
179. Oh, my god. Look,
will you do me a favor? Yes.Copy !req
180. Turn up for her birthday party.Copy !req
181. Of course. Of course.Copy !req
182. Gosh!Copy !req
183. Hey, fink, let's meet up.
I have some questions.Copy !req
184. I don't know.
I just really want this.Copy !req
185. I mean, this is the role of
a lifetime, and as my agent...Copy !req
186. Nick, I've got
a good feeling, okay?Copy !req
187. Okay. Now, come on.Copy !req
188. I know how tense you get.Copy !req
189. This is going to help you relax.Copy !req
190. Fuck!Copy !req
191. Oh, my!
Fuck, I love this so much.Copy !req
192. Is this supposed to hurt
this much? Fuck!Copy !req
193. It is. The more pain the better.Copy !req
194. Fuckin'...Copy !req
195. Why? It's good for circulation.Copy !req
196. So, Nick, we got another offer.Copy !req
197. Just came in this morning.Copy !req
198. Excellent. What's it about?Copy !req
199. It's about a million bucks.Copy !req
200. What is it?Copy !req
201. A birthday party, fink?Copy !req
202. What are you even talking about?Copy !req
203. You go, and I don't know,Copy !req
204. tell some stories,
make 'em laugh.Copy !req
205. Make 'em laugh?
Like... like a circus clown?Copy !req
206. A trained seal?Copy !req
207. Nick, I got a call from your
business manager, Kenny.Copy !req
208. You've been living at the
sunset tower for over a year.Copy !req
209. And so?
They love having me there.Copy !req
210. You owe them $600,000.Copy !req
211. They sent the bills to Kenny.Copy !req
212. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
213. Kenny says you still have
substantial debts.Copy !req
214. And now, the divorce,
and your spending habitsCopy !req
215. and, and, and...
Okay, I'm gonna dealCopy !req
216. with all that, fink.Copy !req
217. You know I will.Copy !req
218. But I'm gonna get this next roleCopy !req
219. and when I do,
all of that changes.Copy !req
220. Then, I'm back.Copy !req
221. And, by the way,
not that I went anywhere.Copy !req
222. Not that you went anywhere.Copy !req
223. You never shit on yourself.Copy !req
224. Come on! Never shit on yourself.Copy !req
225. Fink, hold on a second.
Let me get somewhere quiet.Copy !req
226. Fink, you still there?
I can hear you now.Copy !req
227. Did you talk to him?
I talked to David.Copy !req
228. Oh, you're here. Great. Hold on.Copy !req
229. Right, we're doing cake.Copy !req
230. Uh...
Oh, my god, you're doing...Copy !req
231. I have to finish this call.Copy !req
232. Oh, my god! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
233. Come on!Copy !req
234. Fink, did you talk to him?Copy !req
235. Nick, can you hear me?Copy !req
236. Yes, I can hear you.
What did he say?Copy !req
237. He said he loves you,Copy !req
238. but he ultimately went
in a different directionCopy !req
239. for the role.Copy !req
240. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
241. I hate it.Copy !req
242. thank you, mom.Copy !req
243. thank you.Copy !req
244. Thank you.Copy !req
245. Blow, blow. Make a wish.Copy !req
246. Happy birthday, addy!
All right, everybody!Copy !req
247. Gather round the piano.
It's showtime, folks.Copy !req
248. What's he doing?
What?Copy !req
249. Nick? Nick?Copy !req
250. Uh, step away
from the piano, Nick.Copy !req
251. Hi, Lewis.Copy !req
252. You're all grown up now.Copy !req
253. What, are you...
What, are you 15?Copy !req
254. Dad, don't talk to Lewis.Copy !req
255. Okay.Copy !req
256. When she was nine years old,Copy !req
257. my daughter and I
took our first trip together.Copy !req
258. We drove overnight,Copy !req
259. across the desert,
to the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
260. You remember that, sweetheart?Copy !req
261. I do remember that.Copy !req
262. And when the sun came up,Copy !req
263. I pulled over
to the side of the roadCopy !req
264. as she rested her little head
on my shoulderCopy !req
265. and we just watched...Copy !req
266. Watched the sun come up.Copy !req
267. That was the happiest moment
of my life.Copy !req
268. And in that moment,Copy !req
269. I composed a little tune
for her 16th birthday.Copy !req
270. I've been working on it
ever since.Copy !req
271. And, uh, happy birthday,
sweetheart. Here goes.Copy !req
272. oh, fucking Jesus!Copy !req
273. I'm so excited to see what
you do with your life, honey.Copy !req
274. And I'll support
whatever you choose.Copy !req
275. Only, I wouldn't recommend
a life in the arts.Copy !req
276. Especially, with how
real talent goes unappreciatedCopy !req
277. in this shithole town.Copy !req
278. I don't know, Olivia.Copy !req
279. I don't know.Copy !req
280. Do you remember
when the three of usCopy !req
281. used to lie
on the living room floorCopy !req
282. in the New York apartment,Copy !req
283. and you and I would watch her
for hours on end?Copy !req
284. Remember?Copy !req
285. It was so much easier then.Copy !req
286. Yeah.Copy !req
287. Listen.Copy !req
288. I'm gonna say something,
and I'm not sure I should.Copy !req
289. Say it.Copy !req
290. Okay.Copy !req
291. I need you.Copy !req
292. You need me?Copy !req
293. I need you to get
your shit together, Nick.Copy !req
294. Okay? She's not
two years old anymore.Copy !req
295. She is a smart girl
who needs her dad.Copy !req
296. She doesn't need...Copy !req
297. She doesn't need this guy.Copy !req
298. Yeah.Copy !req
299. No, no. Come on.Copy !req
300. Nick. Fink.Copy !req
301. The majorca thing...Copy !req
302. What? The birthday party?
So depressing.Copy !req
303. I am honestly sorry
for even bringing it up.Copy !req
304. I'll take it.Copy !req
305. It's gonna be great.Copy !req
306. It better be becauseCopy !req
307. when it's over, I'm done.Copy !req
308. Like hot dogs on a grill.Copy !req
309. I'm quitting acting.Copy !req
310. So, you can call the trades,
and tell them I saidCopy !req
311. it was a tremendous...Copy !req
312. Honor...Copy !req
313. To be a small partCopy !req
314. of one of the oldest
of human traditions,Copy !req
315. storytelling and mythmaking.Copy !req
316. Ah, fuck, man, I'm sorry.Copy !req
317. I'm driving through the hills.
One more time.Copy !req
318. I said I'm quitting...Copy !req
319. News anchor:
Back to our main news storyCopy !req
320. as catalan's
presidential candidate.Copy !req
321. Charles delgado's daughterCopy !req
322. was kidnapped on Monday.Copy !req
323. The police have confirmed
that they have no informationCopy !req
324. as to her whereabouts.Copy !req
325. They have asked anyone
with any...Copy !req
326. What do you sayCopy !req
327. we cut the chitchat, a-hole?Copy !req
328. You almost got me killed twice.Copy !req
329. I'm in position.Copy !req
330. All right,
as soon as I have eyesCopy !req
331. on baldassari,
you move in and take him.Copy !req
332. Copy that.Copy !req
333. Wait, wait, wait.
It's not baldassari.Copy !req
334. What the fuck is happening
right now?Copy !req
335. Martin, talk to me.
Who's on the plane?Copy !req
336. I don't know
if I'm losing my goddamn mind,Copy !req
337. but I'm pretty sure
that's the actor Nick cage.Copy !req
338. That motherfucker
from moonstruck?Copy !req
339. Moonstruck? no. From face/off.Copy !req
340. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
341. Why the fuck is Nick cage
on this plane?Copy !req
342. You know what?
We're pulling out.Copy !req
343. I don't like this.
Get out of there.Copy !req
344. Martin.Copy !req
345. No, get out of there. Now.Copy !req
346. Vivian, do you copy?
I said, do you copy?Copy !req
347. You know what?Copy !req
348. No.Copy !req
349. What do you mean, no?
No, no, no.Copy !req
350. What are you doing?
Vivian, what are you doing?Copy !req
351. Thank you.Copy !req
352. This is our shot. No, get out.Copy !req
353. Vivian, get the fuck
out of there right...Copy !req
354. Nicolas cage! Oh, my god!
You're so fucking awesome!Copy !req
355. I love you! Oh, thank you.Copy !req
356. Oh, me and my nephew Raymond
just watched croods 2.Copy !req
357. Dude! Cracked us up.Copy !req
358. Can I get a selfie? Sure.Copy !req
359. Oh, shit. Oh, my god.
No, I like that movie, too.Copy !req
360. You did so good
in that movie, man.Copy !req
361. Thank you. My goodness.Copy !req
362. I made that movie
with Emma stone.Copy !req
363. You did?
She's one of my favorites.Copy !req
364. But you were the best.
Well, thank you.Copy !req
365. We look good.Copy !req
366. Well, say hi
to your nephew for me.Copy !req
367. Okay. Yeah. Raymond. Okay.Copy !req
368. Thank you.
All right, bye.Copy !req
369. Dropped that GPS on him.Copy !req
370. Are you out of your mind?
He's a fucking civilian.Copy !req
371. He's an actor.Copy !req
372. Do you remember
what went down in Lisbon?Copy !req
373. Fuck Lisbon, man!Copy !req
374. That was kind of loud.Copy !req
375. But fuck Lisbon.
That wasn't my fault.Copy !req
376. And by the way,Copy !req
377. have you seen croods 2? No.Copy !req
378. I'm 44 years old.Copy !req
379. Why the fuck
would I see croods 2?Copy !req
380. I'm picking you up.Copy !req
381. Yeah, fink, can you hold on?Copy !req
382. Excuse me, it's Los Angeles
calling. I need to take this.Copy !req
383. Just two minutes. Of course.Copy !req
384. Can you hold one second?
I'm getting on a boat.Copy !req
385. Thank you. Yeah.Copy !req
386. I mean, what do we know
about this guy anyway?Copy !req
387. Is he a Spanish Dr. No?
Is he into something strange?Copy !req
388. Allan did some research.
Hold on.Copy !req
389. Allan, what does this guy do?Copy !req
390. He owns
olive groves apparently.Copy !req
391. Also, he wrote this screenplay,Copy !req
392. and he wants Nick to star in it.Copy !req
393. Throw that in the fucking trash.Copy !req
394. Nick, you're fine.Copy !req
395. It's not like he's gonna
want you to suck his dickCopy !req
396. or fuck his wife,Copy !req
397. or watch you watch him
fuck his wife.Copy !req
398. I wouldn't think so. Relax.Copy !req
399. Have fun and give me a call
when it's done.Copy !req
400. You can tell me all about it.Copy !req
401. Nice place.Copy !req
402. Maybe I ought to get into
the olive business.Copy !req
403. Mr. Cage, I...
Yeah, excuse me. Real quick.Copy !req
404. The guy that owns this house,
what's his name?Copy !req
405. Javi. Yeah, Javi.Copy !req
406. Is Javi going to want me to,
uh, you know...Copy !req
407. I'm not sure I understand.Copy !req
408. Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick,
or fuck his wife,Copy !req
409. or watch me watch him
fuck his wife,Copy !req
410. that's a no-go.
You understand? It's no bueno.Copy !req
411. I think so. Okay, and if Javi...Copy !req
412. I am Javi.Copy !req
413. Nick cage.Copy !req
414. So, how was it?Copy !req
415. It was fine, normal.
No big deal.Copy !req
416. Come on. Tell me the truth.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
417. He was incredible. Was he?Copy !req
418. But also, like, super cool.Copy !req
419. He was a little taller
than I had imaginedCopy !req
420. because you know they say
actors are pretty short.Copy !req
421. So, was he short?Copy !req
422. No. No?Copy !req
423. He was...Copy !req
424. Just right.Copy !req
425. Okay, but did he say anything
about your screenplay?Copy !req
426. No. He didn't bring it up,
I didn't bring it up.Copy !req
427. It wasn't the right time.Copy !req
428. Just think about
how would it feelCopy !req
429. to say in front of everyone
at the partyCopy !req
430. that Nicolas cage is starring
in a movie that you wrote.Copy !req
431. I don't know, Gabriela,Copy !req
432. maybe I am living
in a fantasy world.Copy !req
433. I mean, look who
we're talking about here.Copy !req
434. The man is a legend!Copy !req
435. Hi.Copy !req
436. Hey.Copy !req
437. Cheers.Copy !req
438. Huh?Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. Oh, no, I'm sorry,
I thought that...Copy !req
441. Did you say... no, I did...Copy !req
442. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
443. Yeah, so along those
same lines, I was wondering...Copy !req
444. And it's totally okay
if you haven't,Copy !req
445. but I was just wonderingCopy !req
446. if you had a chance
to read my screenplay?Copy !req
447. Javi!Copy !req
448. Can I come or it's only
for vip?Copy !req
449. Uh, Mr. Cage,
this is Ms. Gabriela lucchesi. Hi.Copy !req
450. She runs all of
our agricultural operations.Copy !req
451. And this is my cousin.Copy !req
452. Lucas Gutierrez.Copy !req
453. Mr. Cage, we obviously are
very excited to have you here.Copy !req
454. What are you working on next?Copy !req
455. Well, that's a tough questionCopy !req
456. for an actor to get,
but it's fine.Copy !req
457. Oh.
'Cause I'm no longer an actor.Copy !req
458. I've retired.Copy !req
459. What? What do you mean, retired?Copy !req
460. So, what are you going
to do now?Copy !req
461. Live the life of a house cat.Copy !req
462. Because it's just a matter
of timeCopy !req
463. before the great power plant
upstairs turns off the juiceCopy !req
464. and we retreat to
the black pit of nothingnessCopy !req
465. from whence we came.Copy !req
466. So, tell us
about making the rock.Copy !req
467. Bet you wish you were still
making moviesCopy !req
468. like that, huh, Mr. Cage?Copy !req
469. Must have been nice
to have been a star.Copy !req
470. And now...Copy !req
471. Mr. Cage? Wake up.Copy !req
472. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
473. So, Mr. Gutierrez has beenCopy !req
474. waiting all day for you
to get up.Copy !req
475. He really wants to show youCopy !req
476. one of his favorite places
of all Spain.Copy !req
477. It's called the cliffs
of cap de formentor.Copy !req
478. Yeah, see, well,
I'm very jet lagged,Copy !req
479. so I won't be attending that,
okay?Copy !req
480. Thank you.Copy !req
481. Oh, my god! Mr. Cage.Copy !req
482. If Mr. Gutierrez is asking youCopy !req
483. to go with him
and see the cliffs,Copy !req
484. you're gonna go with him
and see the cliffs.Copy !req
485. And you're gonna love
the cliffs.Copy !req
486. Even if you hate the cliffs!Copy !req
487. Are we clear?Copy !req
488. Gabriela said you are really
excited about the cliffs.Copy !req
489. Yeah, very much so. It's just...Copy !req
490. I'm not feeling tip-top
right now,Copy !req
491. so if you wanna
go out there alone,Copy !req
492. I could go back to the room...
Oh, shit!Copy !req
493. Shit! What?Copy !req
494. We must go now.Copy !req
495. Hey!Copy !req
496. Javi!Copy !req
497. Javi!Copy !req
498. What is going on?Copy !req
499. Faster!Copy !req
500. What are we running from?Copy !req
501. The general!Copy !req
502. Javi!Copy !req
503. Hey!Copy !req
504. You need to tell me right now
what the hell is going on,Copy !req
505. or I'm getting my shit,Copy !req
506. and I'm going back
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
507. The general!Copy !req
508. The general forbade me
to see his daughter Matilda.Copy !req
509. But we defied his orders!Copy !req
510. And now,
he wants to end my life.Copy !req
511. Can't you see him?Copy !req
512. All right, all right, I get it.Copy !req
513. You're making this up?Copy !req
514. What is this?Copy !req
515. Like a little stanislavski
improv thing?Copy !req
516. Well, you can stop.Copy !req
517. Stanislavski?
Is he part of the resistance?Copy !req
518. Stop! I am your guest!Copy !req
519. Gabriela ripped the bedspread
off me this morning.Copy !req
520. Now you're sending me on,
like, a wild goose chase!Copy !req
521. I'm sorry, but you can't
quit acting! You can't!Copy !req
522. That's none of your business.Copy !req
523. Whether you like it or not,
you have a gift.Copy !req
524. And that gift brings light
and joy to an increasinglyCopy !req
525. dark and broken world!Copy !req
526. And to turn your back
on that giftCopy !req
527. is to turn your back
on the entire human race.Copy !req
528. The human race?Copy !req
529. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
530. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
531. Oh, wow. If we don't go now,Copy !req
532. they will fucking kill us!Copy !req
533. These people smell bloodCopy !req
534. and they come running.
What am I gonna do?Copy !req
535. They're almost to the edge
of the forest.Copy !req
536. I can hear them.Copy !req
537. And Matilda,
she is waiting down the coast.Copy !req
538. We have to go now!
We have to jump!Copy !req
539. You're in an untenable
situation.Copy !req
540. You know that, right?Copy !req
541. So tell me one thing.Copy !req
542. Do you love her?Copy !req
543. I've always loved her.Copy !req
544. Then let's get you
out of here alive.Copy !req
545. Oh, shit!Copy !req
546. Fuck!Copy !req
547. Oh, god!Copy !req
548. I didn't know there was a cliff!Copy !req
549. I didn't know it was that high!Copy !req
550. We could have died!Copy !req
551. You're a wild man.Copy !req
552. I prefer bourbon, but thank you.Copy !req
553. God, this place is stunning.Copy !req
554. I bet my daughterCopy !req
555. would like it out here.
It'd be good for her.Copy !req
556. Are you two close?Copy !req
557. Well, it's impossible to be
close with a 16-year-old.Copy !req
558. But I've tried to be there
for her. It's just...Copy !req
559. There's no script for parenting.Copy !req
560. Thank god for my ex, Olivia.Copy !req
561. How did you meet Olivia?Copy !req
562. She was a make-up artist
on captain corelli's mandolin.Copy !req
563. Beautiful film. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Underrated for sure.Copy !req
565. We just hit it off, you know.Copy !req
566. She was funny, smart, beautiful.Copy !req
567. So, what happened?Copy !req
568. What happened?Copy !req
569. What about you?
Ever been married? Kids?Copy !req
570. No.Copy !req
571. There is one woman, but, uh,Copy !req
572. sometimes circumstances
get in the way of loveCopy !req
573. and that's just the way it is.Copy !req
574. Anyway, Mr. Cage,Copy !req
575. what is your favorite movie?Copy !req
576. Oh... favorite movie?Copy !req
577. Oh, wow! I mean,
that... that is, uh...Copy !req
578. That's one of those questions
that's impossible to answer.Copy !req
579. Because, you see,
100-plus years of rich cinema.Copy !req
580. You can't just limit it to one.Copy !req
581. It depends upon your mood,
the seasons.Copy !req
582. All right, let's do top three.
You start.Copy !req
583. Number one, face/off.Copy !req
584. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
585. Woo is a maestro. Thank you.Copy !req
586. Number two,
let me think...Copy !req
587. The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.Copy !req
588. You love caligari?
I love caligari.Copy !req
589. Wow! I was beginning to think
I was the only one.Copy !req
590. You gonna run
the table here, jav?Copy !req
591. It's hard. It's like you said,
100-plus years of rich cinema.Copy !req
592. Thank you.Copy !req
593. Look, can you just stop stallingCopy !req
594. and answer the question?Copy !req
595. What is your third favorite
movie of all time?Copy !req
596. Paddington 2.Copy !req
597. What?Copy !req
598. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,
Paddington 2.Copy !req
599. Connect those dots.Copy !req
600. I mean, I don't wanna be
a snob, but...Copy !req
601. I cried through
the entire thing.Copy !req
602. It made me want
to be a better man.Copy !req
603. Bullshit, man!Copy !req
604. Paddington 2 is incredible.Copy !req
605. I fucking told you.Copy !req
606. Truth or dare, Nick?Copy !req
607. Truth.Copy !req
608. Did you hate my screenplay?
It's okay if you did.Copy !req
609. I just need to know.Copy !req
610. You wrote a script?Copy !req
611. I sent it to your agent.Copy !req
612. He was supposed
to give it to you.Copy !req
613. Well, he didn't.Copy !req
614. I guess I can understand
why he didn't,Copy !req
615. but where is it?
I'll read it right now.Copy !req
616. Now? Like, right now? Right now.Copy !req
617. Send it.Copy !req
618. I sent it. Fantastic.Copy !req
619. Let's go into town,
have a celebratory drink.Copy !req
620. You can watch me read it.Copy !req
621. See where it drags.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
622. No.Copy !req
623. Honestly, I'm too nervous.Copy !req
624. My heart is beating so fast.Copy !req
625. I think I need to go to bed.Copy !req
626. Listen, Javi, truth.Copy !req
627. I wasn't that thrilled
about coming out here,Copy !req
628. but tonight has been
the most funCopy !req
629. I've had in a long, long time.Copy !req
630. So, thank you.Copy !req
631. Oh. Hey, Nicky.Copy !req
632. So, you're unretired then?Copy !req
633. That's the idea.Copy !req
634. Javi inspired you, did he?
You like this guy?Copy !req
635. He has good taste in movies.Copy !req
636. Plus, it could be good
for me to doCopy !req
637. some smaller roles
with great directors.Copy !req
638. Some challenging character work.Copy !req
639. Huh. So, like, um... like what?Copy !req
640. The gay uncleCopy !req
641. in the next duplass brothers
movie kind of thing?Copy !req
642. Exactly.Copy !req
643. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
644. We haven't worked
since you were 15...Copy !req
645. Forty-one years
to be number sevenCopy !req
646. on a call sheet of a goddamn
student film.Copy !req
647. I think it's a good idea.Copy !req
648. You listen to me.Copy !req
649. You're Nick fucking...Copy !req
650. Cage!Copy !req
651. Addy doesn't need a struggling
artist for a father.Copy !req
652. She needs you to be a star.Copy !req
653. Now you get the next one,
baby, and we're back.Copy !req
654. Not that we went anywhere.Copy !req
655. Not that we went anywhere.Copy !req
656. Come here.Copy !req
657. Yeah, Nick cage smooches good.Copy !req
658. You tell 'em!
Nick cage smooches good!Copy !req
659. I'll have another one.Copy !req
660. Jesus!Copy !req
661. What do you guys want?
You want money?Copy !req
662. Here, take my watch.
It's not a copy, it's real.Copy !req
663. Mr. Cage, we're with the U.S.
government. We need your help.Copy !req
664. The man you're staying with
is the headCopy !req
665. of a violent
international arms cartel.Copy !req
666. Wait, wait, wait. Javi?Copy !req
667. He's a ruthless motherfucker.Copy !req
668. He started small,
coastal Spain.Copy !req
669. But then, he got greedy.Copy !req
670. Trying to expand
his operations east, west.Copy !req
671. Trail of dead bodies
in his wake.Copy !req
672. Javi Gutierrez?Copy !req
673. Yes, Javi.Copy !req
674. I don't think we're talking
about the same Javi.Copy !req
675. We're definitely talking about
the same fucking Javi.Copy !req
676. It's the same fucking guy, man.Copy !req
677. Okay, okay. So, you're CIA,Copy !req
678. some kind of intelligence,
right?Copy !req
679. And your job
is to read people, yeah?Copy !req
680. Well, as a thespian,
that is also my job.Copy !req
681. To understand
people's characters,Copy !req
682. to feel what they're feeling.Copy !req
683. Which is how I know
that Javi is not a gun dealer.Copy !req
684. You're saying
your acting abilityCopy !req
685. trumps five years of hard dataCopy !req
686. collected by the world's
finest intelligence agency?Copy !req
687. My nouveau shamanic
acting ability?Copy !req
688. You better fucking believe it.Copy !req
689. Oh! Hey, guys, this sucks.Copy !req
690. Uh, Nicolas cage's nouveau
shamanic acting abilityCopy !req
691. has determined
that we got the wrong guy.Copy !req
692. So, let's pack up our shit
and fucking go home.Copy !req
693. Hey, man, don't mind him.
He's all messed up inside.Copy !req
694. He just found out his wife's
been fucking his dad.Copy !req
695. That's not all the way true.Copy !req
696. Look,
do you recognize this girl?Copy !req
697. No.Copy !req
698. It's Maria delgado.Copy !req
699. President of
catalonia's daughter.Copy !req
700. Javi's men kidnapped her
two days agoCopy !req
701. to force her father
out of the electionCopy !req
702. and make way for someone
more cartel-friendly.Copy !req
703. Yeah, the U.S.
doesn't like that.Copy !req
704. Yeah, look, hey.Copy !req
705. We need to access
Javi's security cameras.Copy !req
706. We can't get anywhere
near that compoundCopy !req
707. because it's too fortified.Copy !req
708. And then, you show up.Copy !req
709. So, you want me to, what?Copy !req
710. Spy on Javi?Copy !req
711. Bingo.Copy !req
712. Yeah, I'm not doing that.Copy !req
713. You have a daughter
about her age, right?Copy !req
714. This came in yesterday.Copy !req
715. How do you think
you would feel, huh?Copy !req
716. Knowing you could have helped?Copy !req
717. But you chose not to.Copy !req
718. Be a lot of guilt to carry,
wouldn't it?Copy !req
719. Because every time
you look at your daughter,Copy !req
720. believe me,Copy !req
721. you are gonna see
that little girlCopy !req
722. buried in a ditch somewhere.Copy !req
723. And that will haunt youCopy !req
724. for the rest of your life.Copy !req
725. All right, here we go, Nick.Copy !req
726. We're going to create
a power blip big enoughCopy !req
727. to reboot
all the security cameras.Copy !req
728. Once that happens,Copy !req
729. you got exactly four minutes
and ten secondsCopy !req
730. to get in and get out
before they come back online.Copy !req
731. Don't forget.
Set the cameras,Copy !req
732. and then grab them
when you leave.Copy !req
733. Uh-oh. Oh, shit,
we got a guy coming.Copy !req
734. Nick, guard on the way.Copy !req
735. All right, Nick,
stay calm.Copy !req
736. Just like we talked about.Copy !req
737. Take the incapacitating agent
out of the pouch.Copy !req
738. Put it in your hand.Copy !req
739. Remove the outer layer.Copy !req
740. The inner layer
has the chemical on it.Copy !req
741. Now, if you touch that
to someone's skin,Copy !req
742. they'll be out in seconds.Copy !req
743. Now, find a place to hide.Copy !req
744. There's nowhere to hide in here.Copy !req
745. Hold on.Copy !req
746. I think I can hide under the...Copy !req
747. I touched my forehead.Copy !req
748. You touched your forehead?Copy !req
749. I think so. I'm not 100% sure.Copy !req
750. Did you or didn't you?Copy !req
751. You know what?
I don't think I did.Copy !req
752. I did. I did.Copy !req
753. Nick, listen to me right now.Copy !req
754. You have 30 seconds until
you're drooling on the floor.Copy !req
755. Go back into the pouch
and get the antidote asap.Copy !req
756. It's locked.Copy !req
757. Where's the key
that we gave you?Copy !req
758. Inside with the antidote.Copy !req
759. Oh, fuck this shit!
Okay. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
760. Okay, Nick,
there's a window to your left.Copy !req
761. Go out that window, get outside,Copy !req
762. go across the ledge, okay?Copy !req
763. Scoot across the ledge,Copy !req
764. and then climb into
the security room window.Copy !req
765. What the fuck is wrong with
you? He's three stories up.Copy !req
766. He's stoned out of his mind.Copy !req
767. Hola.Copy !req
768. Do it now, Nick! Now!
He's getting closer.Copy !req
769. He's fucking dead. He's dead.Copy !req
770. Martin, I can hear you.Copy !req
771. Come on, Nick.
You can do this, okay?Copy !req
772. Keep moving. Keep moving.Copy !req
773. Hola?Copy !req
774. I can't feel my legs.Copy !req
775. You know, I really enjoyed
working for the CIA.Copy !req
776. Can't wait to move back home
and work at fucking Sonic.Copy !req
777. Shit!Copy !req
778. Like rubber.Copy !req
779. Come on, Nick, you got this.
Keep moving, okay?Copy !req
780. Hold on.
We got a guard in the room.Copy !req
781. Wake up, Nick.Copy !req
782. Okay, go, go, go, Nick.Copy !req
783. I love you.Copy !req
784. Stay with me. Stay awake.Copy !req
785. Keep moving. You can do this.Copy !req
786. Pull your legs in now.Copy !req
787. Pull your legs in.Copy !req
788. I can't move.Copy !req
789. Then you're gonna die.
Do you wanna die tonight?Copy !req
790. This is not how you die.Copy !req
791. I think it is.Copy !req
792. Come on.Copy !req
793. Come on, you did it.
You're in there.Copy !req
794. Do it, do it! Stay awake!Copy !req
795. Come on! Come on, Nick!Copy !req
796. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
797. Come on. You got it.Copy !req
798. You got it. You got it.Copy !req
799. You got it. You got it.Copy !req
800. Oh, for fuck's sake, man!
Wake up!Copy !req
801. Wake up.
Wake up.Copy !req
802. Get up, Nick. Get up.Copy !req
803. Get up.Copy !req
804. Come on, Nick.Copy !req
805. Come on! Get up!Copy !req
806. Get up, Nick.Copy !req
807. Action!Copy !req
808. Oh, my god!Copy !req
809. Yes!Copy !req
810. How is he up?
Trained actor.Copy !req
811. All right, man, we in.Copy !req
812. You know, it didn't feel great
betraying Javi like that.Copy !req
813. Especially, since I'm still
not convinced he's your guy.Copy !req
814. But the strange thing is...Copy !req
815. I can see myself
doing more of this stuff.Copy !req
816. You know, spycraft.Copy !req
817. Subterfuge. What have you.Copy !req
818. I think I might have
a real gift for it.Copy !req
819. Good, 'cause we got
another mission for you.Copy !req
820. No, no, no! Fuck that!Copy !req
821. It was terrifying.Copy !req
822. I'm about to leave for the
airport after the party, so...Copy !req
823. Nick, our intel suggests that
Javi is holding Maria delgadoCopy !req
824. on the compound right now.Copy !req
825. On the compound? Yeah.Copy !req
826. We need you to help us find her.Copy !req
827. Which means we need youCopy !req
828. to figure out a way
to stay a little longer.Copy !req
829. Vivian, I can't do this.Copy !req
830. Yes, you can.
We just saw you do it.Copy !req
831. That little girl, Nick?Copy !req
832. She doesn't have anybody else.Copy !req
833. Just you.Copy !req
834. And if you leave,Copy !req
835. I don't know
what's gonna happen to her.Copy !req
836. I just want to thank you all
for coming tonight.Copy !req
837. It means more to me
than you can know.Copy !req
838. And I would like to tell
a story.Copy !req
839. A few years ago,Copy !req
840. my relationship with my fatherCopy !req
841. had deteriorated to the pointCopy !req
842. where we were
no longer speaking.Copy !req
843. He could be extremely difficult,Copy !req
844. my father.Copy !req
845. And to be fair,
maybe I am not much better.Copy !req
846. But when he got sick,Copy !req
847. I realizedCopy !req
848. I didn't want to lose himCopy !req
849. before we could repair
our broken relationship.Copy !req
850. But I didn't know how.Copy !req
851. And then, one day,Copy !req
852. about a week before he died,
it happened.Copy !req
853. A miracle.Copy !req
854. I looked up...Copy !req
855. And I saw on a tiny
little hospital TV...Copy !req
856. Guarding Tess.Copy !req
857. We disagreed about literally
everything, my father and I.Copy !req
858. Except for this movie.Copy !req
859. We both loved it.Copy !req
860. We would quote it
back and forth.Copy !req
861. In a way, my father was Tess.Copy !req
862. The former first lady.Copy !req
863. And I was Doug chesnic.Copy !req
864. The secret service agentCopy !req
865. charged with taking care of him.Copy !req
866. That movie brought us together.Copy !req
867. So, on behalf of
my late father and myself,Copy !req
868. I want to thank you.Copy !req
869. I bet you didn't know
Doug chesnic could haveCopy !req
870. such an impact on someone.Copy !req
871. Well, Doug was
a complicated guy.Copy !req
872. He had, um,Copy !req
873. competing allegiancesCopy !req
874. and sometimes,Copy !req
875. being in the skin
of a character like thatCopy !req
876. can take its toll.Copy !req
877. Well, thank you
for your sacrifice.Copy !req
878. It was extraordinary.Copy !req
879. Thank you for having me.Copy !req
880. And I'm...Copy !req
881. I'm...Copy !req
882. Excited to announce thatCopy !req
883. Javi has finally allowed me
to read his screenplayCopy !req
884. which is fantastic.Copy !req
885. It's truly a masterclass.Copy !req
886. It's easily one of the best
things I've read in years.Copy !req
887. So, does that mean
that you want to be in it?Copy !req
888. I don't.Copy !req
889. But what I would like is toCopy !req
890. spend a little more time hereCopy !req
891. on the compound with you.Copy !req
892. Coming up with our own...Copy !req
893. Movie.Copy !req
894. What do you say?Copy !req
895. I say yes.Copy !req
896. Yes.Copy !req
897. I fired Earl.Copy !req
898. This has happened twice now.
No.Copy !req
899. He is a driverCopy !req
900. in the employ
of the secret service.Copy !req
901. I can't do anything
about the cook or the nurse.Copy !req
902. No, they work for you.Copy !req
903. But this guy works for us
and he's gone!Copy !req
904. Nick.Copy !req
905. The security cameras gave us
a probable location for Maria.Copy !req
906. I'm sending it to you now.Copy !req
907. Find a way
to get into that room, Nick.Copy !req
908. Mr. Cage.Copy !req
909. Oh, hey, Javi. Nick.Copy !req
910. I realizedCopy !req
911. that if we are going to create
a work of art,Copy !req
912. we can't just sit and stare
at a screen.Copy !req
913. We have to open our mindsCopy !req
914. to the infinite possibilitiesCopy !req
915. of what the cosmos has to offer.Copy !req
916. What have you got there?Copy !req
917. Divine inspiration.Copy !req
918. LSD.Copy !req
919. Fuck it!Copy !req
920. So, I was thinking
that maybe our movieCopy !req
921. would be character-driven.Copy !req
922. Yeah.Copy !req
923. Something that doesn't rely
on corny special effects.Copy !req
924. Right. Or like big explosions.Copy !req
925. It has to be nuanced.Copy !req
926. And work on multiple levels.Copy !req
927. It should be completely
about performance.Copy !req
928. And maybe it's just
the drugs talking,Copy !req
929. but what if we had
like a big drug scene?Copy !req
930. Oh, wow!Copy !req
931. It's gonna be so fucking good.Copy !req
932. But, like,Copy !req
933. what's it about?Copy !req
934. In terms of genre,
I like comedies.Copy !req
935. But not when it's just two
people sitting around talking.Copy !req
936. Oh, man,
I can't stand talkie comedies.Copy !req
937. You gotta have some plot
to drive it forward.Copy !req
938. It's my daughter.Copy !req
939. Oh.Copy !req
940. Nick, listen.Copy !req
941. You know what I was thinking?Copy !req
942. Maybe we could have, like,
a paranoid thriller-y angle.Copy !req
943. Ooh. Paranoid angle. Excellent.Copy !req
944. Like, see those two guys
over there?Copy !req
945. They've been watching us.Copy !req
946. Right. Right.Copy !req
947. Wait, have they been
watching us?Copy !req
948. I don't know. Have they?Copy !req
949. Fuck!Copy !req
950. Did you see that?
They just looked over at us.Copy !req
951. Oh, shit!Copy !req
952. Oh, shit! What's going on?Copy !req
953. No, no, no. Maybe it was
just a coincidence.Copy !req
954. I will look again.
Are you ready?Copy !req
955. No! Don't make eye contact.Copy !req
956. That's how you spook them.Copy !req
957. No, that's how you spook a bear.Copy !req
958. That's right.
That is how you spook a bear.Copy !req
959. I apologize.Copy !req
960. But if you are gonna look,
maybe do like a fake laugh.Copy !req
961. A fake laugh? Okay, good. Yeah.Copy !req
962. Oh, no.Copy !req
963. Okay, okay. Let's...Copy !req
964. Let's just get up slowlyCopy !req
965. on the count of threeCopy !req
966. and run.Copy !req
967. Okay?Copy !req
968. One...Copy !req
969. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
970. Go, go, go!Copy !req
971. Faster!Copy !req
972. This is fucking crazy.Copy !req
973. Oh, shit!Copy !req
974. It's too high.Copy !req
975. Here.Copy !req
976. Use me as a human stool.Copy !req
977. Do it!Copy !req
978. Grab my hand.Copy !req
979. Grab it.Copy !req
980. You're heavier than you look.Copy !req
981. I have a very big head.Copy !req
982. Enormous. An enormous head.Copy !req
983. I'm not gonna make it, am I?Copy !req
984. Will you tell Gabriela
I will miss her?Copy !req
985. You can tell her yourself. No.Copy !req
986. It's okay.
You go live a good life.Copy !req
987. I'm not going anywhere
without you!Copy !req
988. Now, grab my hand, soldier!Copy !req
989. But then, we will both dieCopy !req
990. and I could never
live with myself after that.Copy !req
991. So you let go.Copy !req
992. You let go!Copy !req
993. Goodbye, Nicolas cage.Copy !req
994. I'll never forget you, javs.Copy !req
995. I'll never forget you.Copy !req
996. Now, you get the hell
out of here.Copy !req
997. You go!Copy !req
998. Mr. Cage?Copy !req
999. Javi?Copy !req
1000. Buddy! Hey.Copy !req
1001. Where'd you come from?Copy !req
1002. Oh.Copy !req
1003. Yeah...Copy !req
1004. Turns out we could have just
walked around.Copy !req
1005. Yeah, I guess so, huh? Whatever.Copy !req
1006. There they are.Copy !req
1007. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run!Copy !req
1008. Do you see 'em?Copy !req
1009. Oh, fuck! Oh!Copy !req
1010. Shit!Copy !req
1011. Ow, ow.Copy !req
1012. No, no. I can't drive on acid.
I can't drive on acid.Copy !req
1013. You have to drive on acid.Copy !req
1014. You are a better driver than me.Copy !req
1015. How do you know that?Copy !req
1016. Because I read that you did
all of your own driving stuntsCopy !req
1017. in gone in 60 seconds.Copy !req
1018. Well, that's true. I popped
some good wheelies, right?Copy !req
1019. The wheelies are amazing.
Now drive the car!Copy !req
1020. They're coming! Let's go!Copy !req
1021. Oh. Holy shit! What?Copy !req
1022. Holy shit!Copy !req
1023. What? Do you see 'em?Copy !req
1024. No, Nick, I have an idea.Copy !req
1025. Maybe this movie,
maybe it's about this.Copy !req
1026. About us.Copy !req
1027. Our relationship.Copy !req
1028. That's good.Copy !req
1029. That's good.Copy !req
1030. Is anyone in there?Copy !req
1031. Hola?Copy !req
1032. Hello?Copy !req
1033. Hello?Copy !req
1034. You want me
to let you in there, huh?Copy !req
1035. I do.Copy !req
1036. I wanna know what's inside.Copy !req
1037. Regardless of what
the consequences are?Copy !req
1038. Because once you go in there,Copy !req
1039. it could change the way
you feel about me.Copy !req
1040. Our entire relationship
could change, Nick cage.Copy !req
1041. I need to go in, jav.Copy !req
1042. Open the door.Copy !req
1043. Is it too much?Copy !req
1044. Trippy.Copy !req
1045. Trippy.Copy !req
1046. I know.
I am sorry if it is weird.Copy !req
1047. Well, it's a good collection.Copy !req
1048. It's very thorough.Copy !req
1049. "A really elegant string
of pearls configuration."Copy !req
1050. The rock.Copy !req
1051. "Put the bunny back in the box."Copy !req
1052. Con air.Copy !req
1053. Well, that's just really creepy.Copy !req
1054. No, it's not creepy.Copy !req
1055. Oh.Copy !req
1056. Is that the chainsaw from Mandy?Copy !req
1057. Mandy is a masterpiece.Copy !req
1058. You know
those are real guns, right?Copy !req
1059. Of course they are real.Copy !req
1060. Custom Springfield armory.Copy !req
1061. Made specifically for the film.Copy !req
1062. Is this supposed to be me?Copy !req
1063. It's...Copy !req
1064. Grotesque.Copy !req
1065. Just look at the guns.Copy !req
1066. If you don't mind me asking,Copy !req
1067. how much did you pay for thisCopy !req
1068. disturbing statue?Copy !req
1069. Hmm. About $6,000.Copy !req
1070. I'll give you $20,000 for it.Copy !req
1071. I'm sorry, Mr. Cage,Copy !req
1072. but this is not for sale.Copy !req
1073. Bad news.
Girl's not there.Copy !req
1074. Good news. Script's cooking.Copy !req
1075. Feels like
cassavetes meets inarrituCopy !req
1076. with a dash of Von trier.Copy !req
1077. Nick, but...
I know what you're gonna say.Copy !req
1078. Javi has his issues but, my god,Copy !req
1079. he has an unbelievably
intuitive sense for story.Copy !req
1080. He kidnapped a young girl.Copy !req
1081. And every day that passes,
the likelihood goes upCopy !req
1082. that she's gonna be murdered
by Javi or one of his men.Copy !req
1083. What do you want me to do now?Copy !req
1084. I don't know.Copy !req
1085. I'm still figuring that out.Copy !req
1086. But for now,
why don't you add a plotline to your movieCopy !req
1087. where someone gets kidnapped?Copy !req
1088. That way you can seeCopy !req
1089. where he might,
theoretically, hide a hostage.Copy !req
1090. I'm working two jobs here.Copy !req
1091. Okay.Copy !req
1092. Vivian,Copy !req
1093. this is a grounded, adult dramaCopy !req
1094. about two tough, sensitive menCopy !req
1095. and their unlikely friendship.Copy !req
1096. They're kind of like
dueling Christ figures.Copy !req
1097. Which is obviously a pretty
revolutionary idea in itself.Copy !req
1098. But what is notCopy !req
1099. A revolutionary idea
is a kidnapping.Copy !req
1100. And if I bring that
into the mix,Copy !req
1101. Javi's gonna know
something's up.Copy !req
1102. He's a hardliner for tone,Copy !req
1103. and this mission
will be blown. Okay?Copy !req
1104. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
1105. You know, Nick,Copy !req
1106. I think a kidnappingCopy !req
1107. could give this movie
a wider appeal.Copy !req
1108. I mean, it's pretty hardCopy !req
1109. to find an audience
these days, right?Copy !req
1110. Unless you're a marvel movie,
star wars, whatever, yeah.Copy !req
1111. Yeah, doesn't sound like
this is that.Copy !req
1112. No, Vivian, it isn't.Copy !req
1113. This is an intelligent film
for grown-ups.Copy !req
1114. Now, personally,Copy !req
1115. I want a smart,
character-driven, adult dramaCopy !req
1116. about real life, real people.Copy !req
1117. But the reality is,Copy !req
1118. most people need a bit of a hookCopy !req
1119. to get 'em into the theater.Copy !req
1120. Okay, now you're talking
about marketing.Copy !req
1121. And if you're talking
about marketing,Copy !req
1122. then, yes, you do need a hook
to get them into the theater.Copy !req
1123. Well, get 'em
into the theater. Come on.Copy !req
1124. All you need
is a trailer moment.Copy !req
1125. Pull!Copy !req
1126. Hold on, hold on.
Your daughter gets kidnapped?Copy !req
1127. Yeah, it's a big trailer moment.Copy !req
1128. Hey, am I doing this right?Copy !req
1129. 'Cause I had that thing
in my sights.Copy !req
1130. But who kidnaps her?Copy !req
1131. Uh, maybe the barrel's warped.Copy !req
1132. The barrel
is definitely not warped.Copy !req
1133. Who kidnaps her?Copy !req
1134. Bad guys.Copy !req
1135. We both put our livesCopy !req
1136. on the line to save the daughterCopy !req
1137. and become better men for it.Copy !req
1138. It's classic.Copy !req
1139. It feels like a completely
different movie.Copy !req
1140. Javi, please.Copy !req
1141. Just walk down the road
with me on this.Copy !req
1142. And then what?Copy !req
1143. The finale is about two men
saving the girl?Copy !req
1144. That's terrible.Copy !req
1145. Give me the gun.Copy !req
1146. You know
the key to shooting well?Copy !req
1147. Controlling your breath.Copy !req
1148. And you know how to control
your breath, Nick?Copy !req
1149. Your heart.Copy !req
1150. Your heart must be still.Copy !req
1151. At peace.Copy !req
1152. My heartCopy !req
1153. is not still.Copy !req
1154. My heartCopy !req
1155. is not at peace.Copy !req
1156. Do you know why?Copy !req
1157. Hey, Javi.Copy !req
1158. If you're not gonna shoot,
maybe hand me the gun?Copy !req
1159. Because you're lying to me.Copy !req
1160. What?Copy !req
1161. Don't fucking lie to me.Copy !req
1162. I'm not!Copy !req
1163. Don't fucking lie to me!Copy !req
1164. Oh, my god, I'm not! I swear!Copy !req
1165. I know why you keep on talking
about this kidnapped girl.Copy !req
1166. You feel guilty
about your relationshipCopy !req
1167. to your own daughter.Copy !req
1168. Oh, my god, yes.Copy !req
1169. A thousand times, yes.
You are blocked.Copy !req
1170. Creatively.Copy !req
1171. Because you feel guiltyCopy !req
1172. about what kind of father
you have been.Copy !req
1173. You're right. Yep.Copy !req
1174. You're 100% right.Copy !req
1175. Pull!Copy !req
1176. Vivian, what's going on?Copy !req
1177. Nick, you need to get
out of that house immediately.Copy !req
1178. The agency caught a wiretap
on our phones.Copy !req
1179. Then I picked up a guy
tailing me.Copy !req
1180. If they've made me,
they've likely made you.Copy !req
1181. All right. Shit.Copy !req
1182. Nick, we can no longer
guarantee your safety.Copy !req
1183. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1184. You scared the hell out of me.Copy !req
1185. Nick,Copy !req
1186. I need you to come with me.Copy !req
1187. Right now?Copy !req
1188. I'm sorry to have to
take this step, Nick.Copy !req
1189. You don't, though.
You really don't.Copy !req
1190. No, it is the only option.Copy !req
1191. Can I just call my family
quickly?Copy !req
1192. Tell them I love them.Copy !req
1193. What?Copy !req
1194. There's no need to call them.Copy !req
1195. They are here.Copy !req
1196. Dad. Nick.Copy !req
1197. Are you okay? What...Copy !req
1198. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
1199. Your friend called to sayCopy !req
1200. you were so sick
you couldn't talk.Copy !req
1201. We're worried about you. Yeah.Copy !req
1202. You wanna deal with
me, Javi? You deal with me.Copy !req
1203. But I'm begging you, please,Copy !req
1204. please leave my family
out of this.Copy !req
1205. Unfortunately, I can't do that.Copy !req
1206. You've left me no choice.Copy !req
1207. Are you dying, dad? Yes.Copy !req
1208. Oh, my god. What?Copy !req
1209. Creatively. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1210. No, physically,
he is tremendous.Copy !req
1211. I mean, he will probably
outlive us all.Copy !req
1212. So, you're not even sick?Copy !req
1213. I'm okay, honey.Copy !req
1214. I'm fine. I'm okay. Fuck you.Copy !req
1215. Look, I have grown to care
very deeply about your father.Copy !req
1216. And ex-husband.Copy !req
1217. We are working
on a movie together.Copy !req
1218. A beautiful character-driven,
adult drama.Copy !req
1219. But he has so many
unresolved issues with youCopy !req
1220. that it is beginning to bleed
into the workCopy !req
1221. in a negative way.Copy !req
1222. Isn't that right, Nick?Copy !req
1223. Are you both
out of your fucking minds?Copy !req
1224. Well, you see,
he has so many regrets.Copy !req
1225. Yeah. Well, here is another
one to add to the list.Copy !req
1226. We've been on a plane.Copy !req
1227. All day!Copy !req
1228. I had to cancel clients.Copy !req
1229. We were panickingCopy !req
1230. because we couldn't find
anyone to feed the cats.Copy !req
1231. You know, they could be deadCopy !req
1232. by the time we get home
after this bullshit.Copy !req
1233. House smelling like
a dead cat. That's great.Copy !req
1234. That's fun.Copy !req
1235. Well, I had a cat die
in the kitchen once.Copy !req
1236. And my grandmother
was never ableCopy !req
1237. to get rid of the smell.Copy !req
1238. I am very sorry
for the inconvenience,Copy !req
1239. but this is an emergency.Copy !req
1240. Have lunch with us.Copy !req
1241. And let him say
what he has to say.Copy !req
1242. Don't you think
that's a good idea, Nick?Copy !req
1243. Lunch is a wonderful idea, Javi.Copy !req
1244. And then, afterwards,
they can go home, right?Copy !req
1245. Great.Copy !req
1246. Let's have some fucking tapas.Copy !req
1247. This is so weird.Copy !req
1248. Yeah, well... that's...Copy !req
1249. What'd you expect?Copy !req
1250. I wanna apologize
to both of you.Copy !req
1251. I think I should have been
more presentCopy !req
1252. while I was at home.Copy !req
1253. I didn't always need
to be focused on my work.Copy !req
1254. My face in a script.Copy !req
1255. But here's what
I keep coming back to.Copy !req
1256. Would either of you
have wanted to prevent meCopy !req
1257. from living my artistic dreams?Copy !req
1258. Because I sure know
I wouldn't have wanted thatCopy !req
1259. for either of you.Copy !req
1260. We flew to majorca for that?Copy !req
1261. Wow.Copy !req
1262. That was fucking pathetic.Copy !req
1263. God, it really was, wasn't it?Copy !req
1264. No, no, no.
I am honestly speechless.Copy !req
1265. Really? Because this shit,
you get used to it.Copy !req
1266. Yeah, that's pretty much
par for the course.Copy !req
1267. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1268. Can't we just focusCopy !req
1269. on the good times
we did have together?Copy !req
1270. Addy, that trip we took
across the desert.Copy !req
1271. I never showed you this before,Copy !req
1272. but I keep this little photo
in my walletCopy !req
1273. to remind me
of all the fun we had.Copy !req
1274. And, uh,Copy !req
1275. I know it wasn't great,Copy !req
1276. but that song...Copy !req
1277. I meant that moment
that I wrote in that song.Copy !req
1278. I meant it.Copy !req
1279. You didn't write it.Copy !req
1280. You got drunk
and you made it up,Copy !req
1281. because you couldn't standCopy !req
1282. not being
the center of attentionCopy !req
1283. for two fucking seconds.Copy !req
1284. Addy.Copy !req
1285. Because everything
always has to be about you.Copy !req
1286. What you like.Copy !req
1287. What books you've read.Copy !req
1288. What movies you're into.Copy !req
1289. It's fucked up, you know?Copy !req
1290. Like, I'm your daughterCopy !req
1291. and I get nervous.Copy !req
1292. Like, debilitating
fucking anxietyCopy !req
1293. that if I don't like
what you like,Copy !req
1294. you won't like me.Copy !req
1295. Addy, I was sharing the things
that were meaningful to me.Copy !req
1296. That were important to me.Copy !req
1297. No, you weren't. You weren't.Copy !req
1298. You were trying to mold meCopy !req
1299. into this little version of you.Copy !req
1300. Mold you?Copy !req
1301. Guide you. Addy, I love you.Copy !req
1302. I love you more than anything
in the world.Copy !req
1303. And I want you to know
I was trying.Copy !req
1304. I know. I know you were trying.Copy !req
1305. You're always trying.Copy !req
1306. Fuck, that's actually
the saddest part.Copy !req
1307. Shit.Copy !req
1308. I think we have more work than
I realized, but this is good.Copy !req
1309. This is very good.Copy !req
1310. This is a good first step.Copy !req
1311. Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. Gutierrez,Copy !req
1312. but you have a visitor.Copy !req
1313. Gracias.Copy !req
1314. Oh! Hollywood Javi.
There he is.Copy !req
1315. I have some news for you.Copy !req
1316. Javi Ford coppola.Copy !req
1317. Sit.Copy !req
1318. Eat with me.Copy !req
1319. Froot Loops?Copy !req
1320. Delicious.Copy !req
1321. Taste it.Copy !req
1322. I love Froot Loops.Copy !req
1323. Sergio baldassari? Huh?Copy !req
1324. Hmm.Copy !req
1325. Yeah.Copy !req
1326. But I can't do
a deal with the ItaliansCopy !req
1327. if I am being betrayed.Copy !req
1328. He flew my wife and daughterCopy !req
1329. all the way out to majorca.Copy !req
1330. My family!Copy !req
1331. Shit!Copy !req
1332. No, don't say "shit"!Copy !req
1333. You got us into this.
You get us out of this.Copy !req
1334. There's no wayCopy !req
1335. we can mobilize
an extraction in time.Copy !req
1336. Then, what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1337. If you can get Javi alone,
and then take him out,Copy !req
1338. it'll buy the agency time
to get you all out of there.Copy !req
1339. Do you have access to a firearm?Copy !req
1340. I might.Copy !req
1341. Nick, I'm sorry,Copy !req
1342. but this is the best way
to safeguard your family.Copy !req
1343. Listen, I need you
to be honest with me.Copy !req
1344. What the fuck is happening?Copy !req
1345. Okay.Copy !req
1346. I'm going to tell you something,Copy !req
1347. but please don't freak out.Copy !req
1348. I'm working for the CIA.Copy !req
1349. Are you having
a nervous breakdown?Copy !req
1350. Probably.
But I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
1351. They wanted some information
on Javi's business dealingsCopy !req
1352. so I've been helping them.Copy !req
1353. And the strange thing is,
it does kind of make senseCopy !req
1354. given that so much of acting
is like spying.Copy !req
1355. Do you have any idea
how this sounds?Copy !req
1356. 'Cause I mean, it's not...
It's not good.Copy !req
1357. Okay, I need an hour
to do one final thing for themCopy !req
1358. and when I get back,Copy !req
1359. the three of us will fly to
Los Angeles together, okay?Copy !req
1360. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
1361. Don't say anything. Just take
addy back to my room.Copy !req
1362. Don't talk to anyone.
Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
1363. I'll be back to get you.
I promise.Copy !req
1364. I love you.Copy !req
1365. Your friend, Nicolas cage,Copy !req
1366. the fucking star of HollywoodCopy !req
1367. is working
for the U.S. government.Copy !req
1368. Oh, bullshit!Copy !req
1369. Bullshit!Copy !req
1370. Bullshit!Copy !req
1371. Bullshit!Copy !req
1372. Listen.Copy !req
1373. I see myself doing moreCopy !req
1374. of this stuff.
You know, spycraft.Copy !req
1375. Subterfuge. What have you.Copy !req
1376. I think I might have
a real gift for it.Copy !req
1377. Good, 'cause we got
another mission for you.Copy !req
1378. No.Copy !req
1379. Lucas, no.Copy !req
1380. Lucas.Copy !req
1381. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
1382. I would love
to believe you, primo.Copy !req
1383. But either I kill you,Copy !req
1384. or you kill Nicolas cage.Copy !req
1385. Your choice.Copy !req
1386. Hi.Copy !req
1387. Hey.Copy !req
1388. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1389. I should have asked you
before bringing them down.Copy !req
1390. Yeah.Copy !req
1391. And I was thinkingCopy !req
1392. maybe a kidnapping would work.Copy !req
1393. Our movie would start out
as a beautiful character pieceCopy !req
1394. and then, slowly change
into a more thrilling...Copy !req
1395. Hollywood blockbuster.Copy !req
1396. Then there's something
for everyone.Copy !req
1397. Would you like to drive out
to the cliffs?Copy !req
1398. Clear our heads, and think
through the third act?Copy !req
1399. Perfect.Copy !req
1400. So...Copy !req
1401. We should go.Copy !req
1402. Yeah.Copy !req
1403. Are those new shoes?Copy !req
1404. These?Copy !req
1405. No, I've had these.Copy !req
1406. Oh.Copy !req
1407. I haven't seen them before.Copy !req
1408. I don't wear them very much.Copy !req
1409. I don't think they're really me.Copy !req
1410. What?Copy !req
1411. They're great.
They look incredible on you.Copy !req
1412. They're totally you. Love 'em.Copy !req
1413. Do you wanna try them on?Copy !req
1414. I think they would look
amazing on you.Copy !req
1415. Oh, wow!Copy !req
1416. Those look incredible on you.Copy !req
1417. I like how those look on you.
Yeah.Copy !req
1418. You wanna trade?Copy !req
1419. Like, permanently?Copy !req
1420. Okay.Copy !req
1421. Cool.Copy !req
1422. I'm really glad
I got to meet you.Copy !req
1423. You're the kind of friend
I couldCopy !req
1424. not see for years,
and not even really talk toCopy !req
1425. and just pick up
right where we left off.Copy !req
1426. I totally agree.Copy !req
1427. It's just...Copy !req
1428. Easy.Copy !req
1429. Well...Copy !req
1430. I guess it's time to figure outCopy !req
1431. how this thing ends.Copy !req
1432. Nick...Copy !req
1433. I meant what I said back there.Copy !req
1434. Me, too.Copy !req
1435. Which is why this really hurts.Copy !req
1436. Javi.Copy !req
1437. You brought me out here
to kill me, man?Copy !req
1438. I'm sorry, Nick.Copy !req
1439. So am I.Copy !req
1440. 'Cause you pull that trigger
and we're both dead.Copy !req
1441. Wait. You were gonna kill me?Copy !req
1442. And are those my golden guns?Copy !req
1443. They're my golden guns.Copy !req
1444. And it looks like we both had
a little secret, doesn't it?Copy !req
1445. Why the fuck would you kill me?Copy !req
1446. You're the head
of a criminal organization.Copy !req
1447. My cousin Lucas is the head
of the organization.Copy !req
1448. CIA said you ran it.Copy !req
1449. The whole world thinks I run it.Copy !req
1450. When my father died,
Lucas took over.Copy !req
1451. He forced me
to be the figurehead.Copy !req
1452. You take his money.Copy !req
1453. You don't just leave
this world, Nick.Copy !req
1454. You and everyone you care
about is in constant danger.Copy !req
1455. Why do you think
I cannot be with Gabriela?Copy !req
1456. You... you're into Gabriela?Copy !req
1457. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
1458. I can't be with Gabriella,Copy !req
1459. because that would
put a target on her back.Copy !req
1460. Wait, you seriously
didn't realizeCopy !req
1461. that we liked each other?Copy !req
1462. You're in the CIA!Copy !req
1463. I'm not in the CIA.Copy !req
1464. I'm a goddamn actor.
You know that.Copy !req
1465. The only organization
I'm a part ofCopy !req
1466. is the screen actors guild
of america.Copy !req
1467. And aftra. But I don't
even know what that is.Copy !req
1468. I think it's a radio thing.
Just put down the gun.Copy !req
1469. No way. You go first.Copy !req
1470. I'm not going first. You
brought my family out here.Copy !req
1471. This is so fucked!
I don't wanna kill you.Copy !req
1472. You're the last person
I wanna kill.Copy !req
1473. I fucking love you! I love you!Copy !req
1474. It's my cousin.Copy !req
1475. He must have known
I wouldn't kill you.Copy !req
1476. I thought so.Copy !req
1477. Which is why
I should always trustCopy !req
1478. my shamanic instincts
as a thespian.Copy !req
1479. Fuck!Copy !req
1480. Faster! I'm trying.Copy !req
1481. Your shoes don't offer
any ankle support.Copy !req
1482. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
1483. Okay. You just run out there.
You get the truck.Copy !req
1484. You come back and get me.
I will keep a lookout.Copy !req
1485. Uh-huh. Love it. Love the plan.Copy !req
1486. But given that you've saddled meCopy !req
1487. with what basically amounts
to fucking penny loafersCopy !req
1488. maybe you should go,
and I'll stay here.Copy !req
1489. I love that plan, I do.Copy !req
1490. But you are a faster runner
than me,Copy !req
1491. even with subpar footwear.Copy !req
1492. I saw how fast you were
in national treasure.Copy !req
1493. No, that'd be
the stunt department.Copy !req
1494. Not according to
the making of featurette.Copy !req
1495. Fine, I'll go. Wait!Copy !req
1496. So, you're gonna go?
I'm going with you.Copy !req
1497. There they are!Copy !req
1498. Ah, shit!Copy !req
1499. He's coming up on us.Copy !req
1500. On your left! On your left!Copy !req
1501. Holy shit!Copy !req
1502. Hit the brakes! What?Copy !req
1503. Hit the brakes. He will hit
the back of the truck.Copy !req
1504. That won't work.
Yes, it will. Yes, it will.Copy !req
1505. Just do it. Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
1506. Don't worry,
he's totally passed out.Copy !req
1507. Fuck!Copy !req
1508. I'm okay. Are you okay?Copy !req
1509. Liv.Copy !req
1510. They took addy, Nick.
They took addy?Copy !req
1511. She went outside to find you
and they just grabbed her.Copy !req
1512. There are more soldiers
coming. We have to go.Copy !req
1513. Fuck!Copy !req
1514. Vivian? Hello.Copy !req
1515. Nick,
I've sent you the address.Copy !req
1516. You on the way?Copy !req
1517. What? They have my daughter.Copy !req
1518. What do they want with her?Copy !req
1519. Unfortunately, she's being usedCopy !req
1520. to put pressure
on the U.S. governmentCopy !req
1521. so they'll back off
their support of delgado.Copy !req
1522. And unless delgado
drops out of the election...Copy !req
1523. Nick, I'm sorry,Copy !req
1524. but they said
they're gonna kill both girls.Copy !req
1525. What? What? What?Copy !req
1526. You're gonna get him
to drop out, right?Copy !req
1527. You're gonna get him
to drop out!Copy !req
1528. Just come directly here.Copy !req
1529. Oh, fucking...Copy !req
1530. His people
could still be in the area.Copy !req
1531. We have to go. Where?Copy !req
1532. I have a place. Let's go.Copy !req
1533. Let's go.
Come, come. Come now.Copy !req
1534. So, what's the plan here?Copy !req
1535. You gonna be a big hero?
Save addy yourself?Copy !req
1536. You'll end up dead like her.Copy !req
1537. Leave it to the professionals.Copy !req
1538. Local police. Whomever.Copy !req
1539. There is no one else.Copy !req
1540. I love you.Copy !req
1541. And I have always
looked out for you.Copy !req
1542. Get off of me!Copy !req
1543. I have to go in there.Copy !req
1544. Because addy has to know
I fought for her.Copy !req
1545. I'm trying to help you,
and you won't listen!Copy !req
1546. How are you helping me, huh?Copy !req
1547. How are you ever helping me?Copy !req
1548. You need to know
who you are, Nick.Copy !req
1549. This isn't a role.Copy !req
1550. You're not a hero.Copy !req
1551. You're just some guy
who's about to get us killed.Copy !req
1552. You fucking idiot!Copy !req
1553. I bought this house 20 years agoCopy !req
1554. for a situation just like this.Copy !req
1555. It has everything we need.
Food, passports,Copy !req
1556. materials for disguise.Copy !req
1557. We'll be safe for the night.Copy !req
1558. Olivia,Copy !req
1559. I promise you will get
your daughter back.Copy !req
1560. The girls are likely being heldCopy !req
1561. in my cousin's compound.Copy !req
1562. It is a monastery
that they use as a cover,Copy !req
1563. but it is a fortress.Copy !req
1564. It is impenetrable.
There are walls on every side.Copy !req
1565. Any escape routes?Copy !req
1566. Tunnels. But with metal doorsCopy !req
1567. that only open from the inside.Copy !req
1568. Even if it weren't
for all of the armed guards,Copy !req
1569. it is impossible to get in.Copy !req
1570. I mean, this psychopath
is gonna kill our daughterCopy !req
1571. in 12 hours.Copy !req
1572. So, what the fuck
are we gonna do?Copy !req
1573. We are going to walk straight
in through the front gate.Copy !req
1574. Okay, cool.
Very dramatic answer.Copy !req
1575. How's that supposed to work?Copy !req
1576. Lucas is trying
to form an allianceCopy !req
1577. with Sergio baldassari,Copy !req
1578. the head
of the calabero crime family.Copy !req
1579. Baldassari, I mean, no one
has seen him for 15 years.Copy !req
1580. Exactly.
And since no one has seen himCopy !req
1581. no one knows exactly
what he looks like.Copy !req
1582. Olivia.Copy !req
1583. Nick says
that you were an incredibleCopy !req
1584. makeup artist when you met.Copy !req
1585. So, with some prosthetics
and a little makeup...Copy !req
1586. Then I could play Sergio.Copy !req
1587. Lucas Gutierrez!Copy !req
1588. I'd like to
introduce my wife Barbara.Copy !req
1589. Why for? She was born
in Santa Barbara, California.Copy !req
1590. You think I'm fucking stupid,
Sergio, hmm?Copy !req
1591. You think you're just gonna
walk in here after 15 yearsCopy !req
1592. and kill me,Copy !req
1593. you motherfucker, hmm?Copy !req
1594. He's cutting
my fucking ear off!Copy !req
1595. Who are you working for?
Three seconds.Copy !req
1596. It's just me! Two!Copy !req
1597. I promise!Copy !req
1598. You think she can help you,
Sergio, hmm?Copy !req
1599. Go ahead.Copy !req
1600. You kill him,
I'll still make the deal.Copy !req
1601. But I don't think
you're gonna kill him.Copy !req
1602. You don't think I'll kill him?Copy !req
1603. No, I think
if you were gonna kill him,Copy !req
1604. you would have done it by now.Copy !req
1605. So, no,
I don't think you'll do it.Copy !req
1606. Although, I am wonderingCopy !req
1607. why the fuck you think
you can intimidate me?Copy !req
1608. Okay, Barbara
from Santa Barbara.Copy !req
1609. Okay, Barbara.Copy !req
1610. It is good
to see you, Sergio.Copy !req
1611. Been far too long.Copy !req
1612. You okay?Copy !req
1613. My people will show you
to a room.Copy !req
1614. Freshen up,
and then, we'll talk.Copy !req
1615. God, how does my ear look?
He almost cut off my ear.Copy !req
1616. Shit! We've only got
about 15 minutes, Nick.Copy !req
1617. We've gotta go find addy.Copy !req
1618. I know. I know.
According to Javi's map,Copy !req
1619. they're probably holding herCopy !req
1620. in the basement
of the building right here.Copy !req
1621. You ready?Copy !req
1622. What do we do?Copy !req
1623. Oh, good one.Copy !req
1624. Get his gun.Copy !req
1625. Drop the gun, Sergio.Copy !req
1626. Neither of you
are supposed to be here.Copy !req
1627. Come with me.Copy !req
1628. Lucas.Copy !req
1629. A gun?Copy !req
1630. Okay, Sergio.Copy !req
1631. What's the deal, my man?Copy !req
1632. You got a fucking problemCopy !req
1633. you'd like to
tell me about or...Copy !req
1634. I was beginning to think
you don't have the girlCopy !req
1635. and since our deal was based
on delgado dropping out...Copy !req
1636. He'll drop out.
Fuck.Copy !req
1637. But he hasn't done it yet.Copy !req
1638. Lucas.Copy !req
1639. Lucas! Now!Copy !req
1640. Okay.Copy !req
1641. You know,Copy !req
1642. if you and I are gonna be
in business together, Sergio,Copy !req
1643. you're gonna need to trust me.Copy !req
1644. Hmm?Copy !req
1645. What the fuck?Copy !req
1646. What the fuck, what?Copy !req
1647. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1648. Your face...Copy !req
1649. Oh,
shit! I'll blow his fucking head off, man!Copy !req
1650. Don't fucking move!Copy !req
1651. Olivia, take the girls and go.Copy !req
1652. What's the plan here, Nick?Copy !req
1653. You get the girls
out of here alive!Copy !req
1654. No, we can't just
leave him here.Copy !req
1655. Addy, go with your mom!Copy !req
1656. Hey! Just go. Go!Copy !req
1657. Come on.Copy !req
1658. Just run, addy.Copy !req
1659. You like that? Huh?Copy !req
1660. Oh, my god. Nick fucking cage.Copy !req
1661. Nick motherfucking cage!Copy !req
1662. Don't even think about it!Copy !req
1663. Okay, this way. Come on.Copy !req
1664. Come on.Copy !req
1665. Now, go!Copy !req
1666. Wait!Copy !req
1667. Where's Nick?Copy !req
1668. He's got a gun on Lucas.Copy !req
1669. He bought us some time,
but there's others.Copy !req
1670. He will never make it
out of there alive.Copy !req
1671. Here's what I know, Nick cage.Copy !req
1672. I've got four guys with guns
pointed directly at your head.Copy !req
1673. Yeah, that's true.
But here's what I know.Copy !req
1674. My family's safe.Copy !req
1675. And that's all that matters.Copy !req
1676. Hey!Copy !req
1677. There he is.Copy !req
1678. There he fucking is!Copy !req
1679. The American hero.Copy !req
1680. Oh!Copy !req
1681. The fucking star
of Hollywood, eh?Copy !req
1682. Ooh, whoa. Come on.
What is this?Copy !req
1683. And this nose, yeah?Copy !req
1684. Don't fucking move!Copy !req
1685. Jesus Christ!
This fucking guy again.Copy !req
1686. Carlos.Copy !req
1687. Carlos, please.
You don't wanna do this to me.Copy !req
1688. You don't wanna do this to Javi.Copy !req
1689. He's been nothing
but good to you.Copy !req
1690. Javi is about to die.Copy !req
1691. As are you.Copy !req
1692. Shit!Copy !req
1693. Anything you'd like to say
before you die?Copy !req
1694. "It takes 13 milliseconds
for the human brain"Copy !req
1695. "to send a message to the body."Copy !req
1696. "So, by the time
your bullets hit me,"Copy !req
1697. "my cerebral cortex
will be transmittin' a signal"Copy !req
1698. "to the 17 healthy muscles"Copy !req
1699. "that operate my trigger finger."Copy !req
1700. "And before your asshole
has a chance to pucker up,"Copy !req
1701. "your medulla oblongata
will be splattered"Copy !req
1702. "all over the fucking wall
behind ya!"Copy !req
1703. "And if that's the last thing
I accomplish"Copy !req
1704. "on this beautiful green earth,"Copy !req
1705. "well, then, ha, I say, ha..."Copy !req
1706. "What a way to fucking go."Copy !req
1707. Hey!Copy !req
1708. Shit, come on! Nick, go! Go!Copy !req
1709. Did we kill him?Copy !req
1710. Shit!Copy !req
1711. You're dead.Copy !req
1712. All of you!Copy !req
1713. Nicolas cage?Copy !req
1714. That's fucking cool.Copy !req
1715. Addy... addy, did he...
Did he hurt you?Copy !req
1716. Better not have. No.Copy !req
1717. Are you hungry? No.Copy !req
1718. Javi has apples. You want
a Mclntosh? Honeycrisp?Copy !req
1719. No apples, Nick.Copy !req
1720. Dad, just please,
watch the road. Please!Copy !req
1721. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1722. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1723. Oh.Copy !req
1724. Olivia, hand me the guns.
They're right in there.Copy !req
1725. What are you doing?Copy !req
1726. No.Copy !req
1727. Okay, stop the truck.
I will slow them down.Copy !req
1728. No way! Yes.Copy !req
1729. You are two kilometers
from the embassy.Copy !req
1730. If I slow them down,
then you will all make it.Copy !req
1731. Javi, I can get us there.
No!Copy !req
1732. Just stay in the truck! Javs!Copy !req
1733. No!Copy !req
1734. Just get in the car, Javi!Copy !req
1735. I'm never gonna have
any kind of a lifeCopy !req
1736. unless I stand up to my cousin!Copy !req
1737. I need this.Copy !req
1738. Now, go.Copy !req
1739. Go!Copy !req
1740. You stayed.Copy !req
1741. Of course.Copy !req
1742. Don't worry, addy.
Everyone's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1743. How's Maria doing? She's okay.Copy !req
1744. Dad, please go faster.Copy !req
1745. Yeah. Take this left here.Copy !req
1746. Shit!Copy !req
1747. Oh!Copy !req
1748. Oh!Copy !req
1749. Did we lose 'em?
I think we lost 'em.Copy !req
1750. Dad, watch out! Oh!Copy !req
1751. Oh!
Oh, my god.Copy !req
1752. I'm gonna kill you,
Nick fucking cage!Copy !req
1753. Get down! Everybody get down!Copy !req
1754. Hold on!Copy !req
1755. What just happened?Copy !req
1756. Addy?Copy !req
1757. Come out! Gun!Copy !req
1758. Come on!Copy !req
1759. Don't you move!Copy !req
1760. Get back! Get back!Copy !req
1761. Come near me
and I'm gonna kill him.Copy !req
1762. Addy?Copy !req
1763. Dad!Copy !req
1764. We made it, Nick.Copy !req
1765. We made it.Copy !req
1766. All of us.Copy !req
1767. I love you, daddy.Copy !req
1768. "I love you, daddy"?Copy !req
1769. Javi wrote that. Okay.Copy !req
1770. Congratulations.Copy !req
1771. Thanks, Olivia.Copy !req
1772. We're back.Copy !req
1773. Not that we went anywhere.Copy !req
1774. Not that we went anywhere.Copy !req
1775. Thanks. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1776. Nick.Copy !req
1777. Javi, I've been looking for you.Copy !req
1778. I was wondering where you went.Copy !req
1779. Oh, no, I couldn't watch.
I was, uh...Copy !req
1780. I was too nervous.Copy !req
1781. How did it play?Copy !req
1782. They loved it. Congratulations.Copy !req
1783. Really? Yeah.Copy !req
1784. Oh, wow!Copy !req
1785. This is...Copy !req
1786. Nick...Copy !req
1787. Thank you.Copy !req
1788. Javi, we did this together.
Thank you.Copy !req
1789. Do you wanna ride to the party
with me?Copy !req
1790. They want to interview us.
Uh, vanity fair.Copy !req
1791. Yeah, no, I can't tonight.
But you go.Copy !req
1792. Have fun. Enjoy this.Copy !req
1793. And give Gabriela my love.Copy !req
1794. Addy wants to borrow your belt.Copy !req
1795. Oh, yeah, I do.Copy !req
1796. It looks like
it's got some weight.Copy !req
1797. Well, yeah,
it's a big, fat tarantula.Copy !req
1798. You know my dresser, Jeff.Copy !req
1799. Mr. Neiman Marcus? Yes.Copy !req
1800. He wanted me to wear a bee.Copy !req
1801. And I said, "Jeff,
not the bees. Not the bees".Copy !req
1802. So, he said, "well, how about
a scorpion?" I said,Copy !req
1803. "I think a scorpion
is a little aggressive, Jeff."Copy !req
1804. "What about a tarantula?"Copy !req
1805. He goes, "well, I don't think"Copy !req
1806. "that's any
less aggressive, Nick."Copy !req
1807. And I say, "well, it is to me."Copy !req
1808. They're cute and fuzzy, right?Copy !req
1809. Well, addy wants to borrow it.Copy !req
1810. Not at all.Copy !req
1811. You can have it. It's yours.Copy !req
1812. Are you sure you didn't need
to stay at the premiere?Copy !req
1813. Hundred percent. Yeah?Copy !req
1814. Who chose Demi Moore
to play mom?Copy !req
1815. Studio.Copy !req
1816. But it doesn't really do your
mother justice, does it?Copy !req
1817. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1818. She's gorgeous.Copy !req
1819. So are you, Olivia.Copy !req
1820. Ew, dad, stop hitting on mom.Copy !req
1821. I'm not hitting on her.Copy !req
1822. Oh, gross. I don't wanna
listen to this anymore.Copy !req
1823. You know what? What do you say
we watch a movie?Copy !req
1824. Yeah, whatever you want, dad.Copy !req
1825. No, really. You choose.Copy !req
1826. Really?Copy !req
1827. Yeah, show us something
you like.Copy !req
1828. This is...Copy !req
1829. Have you ever seen Paddington 2?Copy !req
1830. You're NickCopy !req
1831. Fucking...Copy !req
1832. Whoa! Cage!Copy !req