1. Me first!Copy !req
2. Give it!Copy !req
3. Oh, nice. Lovely.Copy !req
4. Once upon a time...Copy !req
5. there were two terrible twits.Copy !req
6. And this is how they were left for dead.Copy !req
7. Wait, wait, wait. Stop!Copy !req
8. Mum,Copy !req
9. are you actually starting my bedtime story
with the characters dying?Copy !req
10. I didn't say they were dying.
I said they were left for dead.Copy !req
11. - By who?
- By whom?Copy !req
12. - By whom?
- Children and a family of magical animals.Copy !req
13. Oh.Copy !req
14. What kind of story is this?Copy !req
15. You keep telling meCopy !req
16. you want your bedtime stories
to be more emotionally complexCopy !req
17. with, I'm quoting,
"highbrow themes and lowbrow comedy."Copy !req
18. True. I just don't want
a boring, old, normal story.Copy !req
19. Well, I can assure you, my love,
this is no "normal story"Copy !req
20. because the Twits are not normal people.Copy !req
21. No, the Twits hate everything,Copy !req
22. especially each other.Copy !req
23. They've been married
for 47 miserable years.Copy !req
24. And not a day has passed
without a mean, dirty trick.Copy !req
25. The thing is, even people
who hate everything love something.Copy !req
26. For the Twits, it was a backyard
amusement park called Twitlandia.Copy !req
27. They built Twitlandia from the ground up.Copy !req
28. It was the one thing
that brought them joy.Copy !req
29. The one thing they truly cared about.Copy !req
30. The one thing
they wanted the whole world to see.Copy !req
31. There's a song And dance extravaganzaCopy !req
32. And rides made out of toiletsCopy !req
33. This is Twitlandia!Copy !req
34. It's the world's only amusement park.Copy !req
35. And even if the whole world didn't see it,Copy !req
36. the true heroes of our story,Copy !req
37. an orphan named Beesha...Copy !req
38. Wow.Copy !req
39. and her best friend, Bubsy...Copy !req
40. Whoa!Copy !req
41. did.Copy !req
42. Come to Twitlandia's
grand opening this week.Copy !req
43. - That looks like the most—
- Amazing place in the world?Copy !req
44. I definitely wasn't gonna say
"horrifying and lame."Copy !req
45. But, Beesha,
it has a song-and-dance extravaganzaCopy !req
46. and rides made out of toilets!Copy !req
47. And who doesn't want both of those things?Copy !req
48. All right, Bubsy boy,
I promise I'll take you to TwitlandiaCopy !req
49. before you leave me forever next week.Copy !req
50. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
51. Twitlandia!Copy !req
52. Oh, Jim.Copy !req
53. Ah!Copy !req
54. Look, it's our first visitor!Copy !req
55. But before Beesha
could fulfill her promise to Bubsy...Copy !req
56. Welcome to Twitlandia.Copy !req
57. Ahem.Copy !req
58. Hey! You can't go in without paying!Copy !req
59. in fact, before the park even opened...Copy !req
60. "Condem-ned"?Copy !req
61. the city shut Twitlandia down...Copy !req
62. What's this?Copy !req
63. condemning it for being dangerous,
structurally unsound, and, quote...Copy !req
64. "Stinking of rancid hot dog meat"?Copy !req
65. - Oh, Jim!
- Huh?Copy !req
66. The city's...
They're shutting down our fun park!Copy !req
67. No—Copy !req
68. No!Copy !req
69. It was as if their baby
had been taken from them.Copy !req
70. Strange baby.Copy !req
71. Strange people.Copy !req
72. I do like Beesha and Bubsy
quite a bit, though.Copy !req
73. Yes, well, Beesha and Bubsy
are on a collision course with the Twits,Copy !req
74. who are about to play
their dirtiest trick yet.Copy !req
75. A prank that will condemn the cityCopy !req
76. the way the city condemned Twitlandia.Copy !req
77. What are they gonna do?
Make it stink of rotten hot dog meat?Copy !req
78. Clever boy. Now, no more questions.
Just listen to the song.Copy !req
79. Oh, is this a musical?Copy !req
80. Of course it's not a musical.
What am I, a cricket?Copy !req
81. It's one song. Settle down.Copy !req
82. Bubsy goodbye video, take one.Copy !req
83. And... action!Copy !req
84. We'll miss you, Bubsy!Copy !req
85. Bye, Bubsy.Copy !req
86. I look around at all these peopleCopy !req
87. Nice people with their perfect livesCopy !req
88. Well, they're bored
Out of their skullsCopy !req
89. Vote for John-John.Copy !req
90. Monotonous and dullCopy !req
91. They do not liveCopy !req
92. They just surviveCopy !req
93. Now, we are not like Everyone elseCopy !req
94. There's nobody here
That's like you and meCopy !req
95. We're one of a kind
And deep down insideCopy !req
96. We're the only ones out hereCopy !req
97. Who are freeCopy !req
98. I think we're set.Copy !req
99. All right, Bubsy boy,
the big day's coming up.Copy !req
100. Hit me with your favorite memory
from the Triperot Home for Children.Copy !req
101. Oh! That time I got
a potato stuck in my nose?Copy !req
102. - Okay...
- Don't you remember, Beesh?Copy !req
103. You made me laugh so hard that I snorted,Copy !req
104. and the potato shot out,
and it landed in your milk.Copy !req
105. And now I'm lactose intolerant by choice.Copy !req
106. Okay, Harold.Copy !req
107. Bubsy gets adopted next week.
How do you want him to remember you?Copy !req
108. I...Copy !req
109. I— I kept the potato.Copy !req
110. He kept the potato. Cool.Copy !req
111. I promise to always surprise youCopy !req
112. I promise to always be funCopy !req
113. To be bad to the boneCopy !req
114. And you can tell everyoneCopy !req
115. That I won't stop Until I'm doneCopy !req
116. We're not like everyone elseCopy !req
117. There's nobody here
Just like you and meCopy !req
118. We're one of a kind
And deep down insideCopy !req
119. We're the only ones out hereCopy !req
120. Who are freeCopy !req
121. We're the only ones out hereCopy !req
122. Who are freeCopy !req
123. Okay, my turn.Copy !req
124. So, Bubs, I'm gonna miss
your world-class dancing,Copy !req
125. and I'll miss getting
your basketball unstuckCopy !req
126. when you throw it in the rafters.Copy !req
127. I'll miss tucking you in at night,
and, I don't know,Copy !req
128. just watching you grow upCopy !req
129. because you're such
a cute little squishy-wishy baby.Copy !req
130. What the...Copy !req
131. Mr. Napkin!Copy !req
132. Help me!Copy !req
133. Mr. Napkin! Beesha!Copy !req
134. Are you okay?Copy !req
135. We're fine, Bubs. We're fine.Copy !req
136. What even is that stuff?Copy !req
137. I think it's that gross liquid meat
they use to make hot dogs.Copy !req
138. Yeah, it's hot dog meat, all right.
The good stuff too.Copy !req
139. Well, whatever it is,Copy !req
140. I'm glad you didn't drown in it,
Mr. Napkin.Copy !req
141. Oh jeez, I forgot to thank you
for saving my life, Beesha.Copy !req
142. You know, my mom always told me
I was an ungrateful childCopy !req
143. and our family's biggest disappointment.Copy !req
144. Anyhow, thank you.Copy !req
145. Of course.Copy !req
146. The world's a much better place
with you in it, Mr. N.Copy !req
147. Shock and outrage in Triperot todayCopy !req
148. as one of the worst liquid hot dog meat
floods in the nation's historyCopy !req
149. has citizens reeling.Copy !req
150. Oi! Woman! Our prank's on telly!Copy !req
151. When I was a little shaver,
Triperot was the fun capital of the world.Copy !req
152. We had fun.Copy !req
153. Then Tripe Lake dried up,
and I thought things couldn't get worse.Copy !req
154. Guess what? News flash. This is way worse.Copy !req
155. This is worse.Copy !req
156. What I wanna know is,Copy !req
157. how the heck can hard-working people
like us get ahead in this town?Copy !req
158. I also wanna know that, also as well.Copy !req
159. I'm Beverly Onion,Copy !req
160. joined now by Triperot Mayor,
Wayne John John-John.Copy !req
161. Mayor John-John, do we know
who's behind this savage attack?Copy !req
162. Thank you, Beverly.Copy !req
163. Number one, as always,Copy !req
164. our thoughts and prayersCopy !req
165. are with those affected
by this meat-astrophe.Copy !req
166. Number two, election day is coming up,Copy !req
167. so remember, a vote for John-John
is a vote for fun-fun.Copy !req
168. And number three,Copy !req
169. those evildoers
may have blown up our water tower,Copy !req
170. but they can never blow up
the spirit of this great city.Copy !req
171. How can he blame us?Copy !req
172. Any reasonable person
would've done exactly the same thingCopy !req
173. if they'd had their fun park shut down.Copy !req
174. If that bum don't like us
blowing up that water tower,Copy !req
175. I say we blow up his butt.Copy !req
176. The mayor's butt would eventually explode.Copy !req
177. However, we can talk about that later.Copy !req
178. For now, the Twits' trick was having
very real consequences for our heroes.Copy !req
179. I'm so happy you're going to be my parentsCopy !req
180. because all I've ever wanted
is— is to find a family.Copy !req
181. Oh, boy.Copy !req
182. You're not gonna find a cuter child
in the tristate area, Mr. and Mrs. Klurb.Copy !req
183. That's a promise.Copy !req
184. Here's the deal, friend.Copy !req
185. We've reconsidered, actually,
based on circumstances,Copy !req
186. and, uh, you know,
adopting this kid over here, you know,Copy !req
187. that's gonna be a no-go for us.Copy !req
188. Yeah, we've seen on the news
how certain parts of townCopy !req
189. are still finding high levels
of liquid hot dog meat in their pipes.Copy !req
190. And then we seen your kids here
drinking that toxic meat water.Copy !req
191. Breaks my heart to say it,
but we just don't have the moneyCopy !req
192. to care for a contaminated child.Copy !req
193. We've decided to take our business
to another orphanage.Copy !req
194. Sorry, bucko.Copy !req
195. It's okay, Bubsy, those folks
don't know what they're talking about.Copy !req
196. We'll find you a family yet,
I guarantee it.Copy !req
197. I'm never gonna get adopted, Beesh.Copy !req
198. Yes, you are.Copy !req
199. You just have to have hope.Copy !req
200. I mean, my dream
is to see my parents again.Copy !req
201. Even though I know
they're coming back for me,Copy !req
202. it's still hard to wait.Copy !req
203. But some incredible family
is gonna find you so soon.Copy !req
204. I can feel it.Copy !req
205. And until that happens, I got your back.Copy !req
206. And your nose.Copy !req
207. And your intestines!Copy !req
208. You always have everyone's back, Beesh.
And their nose, and their intestines.Copy !req
209. I try.Copy !req
210. But who takes care of you?Copy !req
211. I don't need anyone to take care of me.Copy !req
212. I'm 12. Almost.Copy !req
213. So, yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
214. But you're not fine.Copy !req
215. And this city isn't fine. I just...Copy !req
216. I want people to not be
so terrible to each other all the time.Copy !req
217. So you know what?Copy !req
218. I'm not gonna sit here and wait aroundCopy !req
219. for someone else
to make the world less cruel. Uh-uh.Copy !req
220. I'm gonna go out there and follow cluesCopy !req
221. and find whoever put the meat
in that water tower.Copy !req
222. And I am going to bring
those jerks to justice.Copy !req
223. Will you shut up?Copy !req
224. We're trying to be quiet here!Copy !req
225. How am I supposed to steal
these chemical loosCopy !req
226. with all that honking, you baby diaper?Copy !req
227. Aren't those the people
from the Twitlandia ad, Beesh?Copy !req
228. That's gotta be who did it.Copy !req
229. Looks like you're gonna get to go
to Twitlandia after all. Come on.Copy !req
230. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
231. I know we're trying
to capture criminals, Beesh,Copy !req
232. but I still wanna go on a roller coaster.Copy !req
233. There it is. There's the truck.Copy !req
234. How have the police not figured this out?Copy !req
235. Beesha?Copy !req
236. We'll be fine.Copy !req
237. Come on.Copy !req
238. Twitlandia looked way nicer
in the commercial.Copy !req
239. Yeah.Copy !req
240. It looks like a place
where children go to be murdered.Copy !req
241. But, hey, you can't judge a book
by its cover.Copy !req
242. Wait there. I got this.Copy !req
243. What do you want?Copy !req
244. Uh... Uh... Um...Copy !req
245. Hi. Hello, ma'am. And sir.Copy !req
246. What are you doing here?Copy !req
247. Oh!Copy !req
248. What we are...Copy !req
249. doing here...Copy !req
250. is what I'm about to tell you,
which is that...Copy !req
251. we are here to visit Twitlandia?Copy !req
252. Oh!Copy !req
253. Those stupid little dunces
must not have heardCopy !req
254. about all the terrible health code
violations that got us shut down.Copy !req
255. We are back in business, woman.Copy !req
256. Come along, youngsters.Copy !req
257. The fun park's out back.Copy !req
258. You know, I couldn't help but notice
that gigantic meat truck parked out front,Copy !req
259. and I was wondering if— What the...?Copy !req
260. What is this?Copy !req
261. Ha! That's Hugtight Sticky Glue.Copy !req
262. Best glue on the market
for capturing birds.Copy !req
263. Why would anyone wanna capture birds?Copy !req
264. To make bird pie, obviously.Copy !req
265. Idiot.Copy !req
266. But you didn't come to TwitlandiaCopy !req
267. to hear my rotten turnip of a wife
call you an idiot.Copy !req
268. You came to give us your money!Copy !req
269. The Celebrity Diamond Platinum Pass.
That's the one you're gonna want.Copy !req
270. That gives you access
to all the best attractions.Copy !req
271. Your Tilt-A-Potty, your Pirate's Booty,
the finest entertainmentsCopy !req
272. in the Credenza Twit
Memorial Concert Hall!Copy !req
273. That package starts at just $8,500.Copy !req
274. I have, like, three bucks.Copy !req
275. And I have some baby carrotsCopy !req
276. and a dirty Band-Aid.Copy !req
277. Mm.Copy !req
278. Only thing that'll get you
is a frolic about in the bouncy pit.Copy !req
279. Wow!Copy !req
280. As fun and sanitary as a hole
filled with soiled mattresses looks,Copy !req
281. I was really interested
in hearing the storyCopy !req
282. behind that gigantic meat truck out front.Copy !req
283. Oh, that meat truck? We stole it.Copy !req
284. Excuse me?Copy !req
285. Why? You just rip a greasy fart?Copy !req
286. No. I didn't rip a greasy fart.Copy !req
287. Uh, I just thought I heard you say
you stole that meat truck?Copy !req
288. We did.Copy !req
289. Then we put the meat in a water tower
and blew the lot of it up.Copy !req
290. But it's not our fault.Copy !req
291. We done it to get revenge
on this crummy town.Copy !req
292. Wow!Copy !req
293. You just said all of those things to us.Copy !req
294. Delightful.Copy !req
295. Um, we have to be going now.Copy !req
296. But we haven't gone on any of the rides.Copy !req
297. Next time.Copy !req
298. Hey! Be sure and tell your friends.Copy !req
299. But only the ones
with more money than you've got!Copy !req
300. Come on. I think that's the way out.Copy !req
301. There's nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
302. Beesh?Copy !req
303. What kind of animals are those?Copy !req
304. Those poor creatures look so sad.Copy !req
305. What do you think they're saying?Copy !req
306. - Please help us.
- Help!Copy !req
307. Those evil monsters
are holding us against our will.Copy !req
308. If there is anything that you can do,
we would be so, so grateful.Copy !req
309. I do not like this stinky old cage.Copy !req
310. In rare cases...Copy !req
311. Beesh?Copy !req
312. very sensitive children
with deep empathy...Copy !req
313. Are you...?Copy !req
314. have been known to understand animals.Copy !req
315. Yes! Yes, yes!Copy !req
316. Wait, can you kids understand
what I'm saying?Copy !req
317. Are you hearing us?Copy !req
318. Yes!Copy !req
319. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!Copy !req
320. I think I'm gonna pass out! Or maybe barf?Copy !req
321. Oh yeah, definitely gonna
glorvin up a florbnorble.Copy !req
322. Do not glorvin out
another florbnorble, Marty.Copy !req
323. Just breathe and say hello to them.Copy !req
324. - Hello!
- Don't shout. They're right there.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry, he's overwhelmed right now.Copy !req
326. We all are, 'cause just, wow, wow, wow!Copy !req
327. It's okay. I can't believe it either.Copy !req
328. My name is Beesha,
and this is my friend Bubsy.Copy !req
329. I'm Mandy Muggle-Wump,
and my mama is Mary Muggle-Wump,Copy !req
330. and my papa is Marty Muggle-Wump.Copy !req
331. You can call me Big Daddy if you want.Copy !req
332. Don't ask them to call you that, Marty.
Oh, good Lord.Copy !req
333. You Muggle-Wumps are funny.Copy !req
334. I have a question, and that question is,
do you kids know how to open up cages?Copy !req
335. We've been stuck in this thing for years.Copy !req
336. There's a key to the lock
somewhere in that house.Copy !req
337. If there's any way you could find it?Copy !req
338. Of course. We'll find the key
and get you outta there.Copy !req
339. I promise.Copy !req
340. You should get outta here right now.Copy !req
341. What? Why?Copy !req
342. - What are you—
- Get away from there!Copy !req
343. Them things
is the brown jewel of Twitlandia.Copy !req
344. We stole them from Loompaland.Copy !req
345. And you lot, get back to crying.Copy !req
346. What are you doing to them?Copy !req
347. They cry magical tears
when they go upside down,Copy !req
348. and them magical tears is the power sourceCopy !req
349. that keeps Twitlandia running.Copy !req
350. - We don't got no city power out here.
- I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
351. "They're gonna get the Dreaded Shrinks."Copy !req
352. No, because we only make them stay
on their heads for one hour at a time.Copy !req
353. What are the Dreaded Shrinks?Copy !req
354. What do you got, butt cheeks for brains?Copy !req
355. The Dreaded Shrinks is what happens
when you stand on your head too long.Copy !req
356. We don't need their heads
to shrink into their necks,Copy !req
357. their necks to shrink into their bodies,
bodies to shrink into their legs,Copy !req
358. till all that's left
is a big puddle of nothing.Copy !req
359. You people are evil.Copy !req
360. Yeah, well, you're evil.Copy !req
361. You two walk away now,Copy !req
362. or else my gorgeous wife
will put you in a sumptuous pieCopy !req
363. and cook you for our supper!Copy !req
364. We'll be back.Copy !req
365. Beat it!Copy !req
366. Wait, Beesh, wait!Copy !req
367. What are we gonna do
about those poor Muggle-Wumps?Copy !req
368. Free them when the Twits get arrested.Copy !req
369. What do you mean? How?Copy !req
370. Hmm...Copy !req
371. I might have recorded
every word they said.Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. I'm Beverly Onion,
reporting live with breaking news.Copy !req
374. I'm here with local orphan child,
Beesha Balti,Copy !req
375. who brought us stunning footageCopy !req
376. that promises to solve
a big Triperot mystery.Copy !req
377. Beesha?Copy !req
378. Yes, so, um, Miss Onion,Copy !req
379. the Triperot Home for Children,
which is where I live,Copy !req
380. is still contaminated with meat water,
and no one was doing anything about it,Copy !req
381. and my best friend,
Bubsy Mulch, was about—Copy !req
382. Good job, Beesha.Copy !req
383. Let's take a look
at her shocking hidden-camera footage.Copy !req
384. Oh, that meat truck? We stole it.Copy !req
385. - Excuse me?
- Why?Copy !req
386. - You just rip a greasy fart?
- No...Copy !req
387. Woman! We're on the telly!Copy !req
388. We did, then we put
the meat in a water towerCopy !req
389. and blew the lot of it up!Copy !req
390. As you can see, the Twits freely admitCopy !req
391. that they committed
this savage, sausagey assault.Copy !req
392. Oh! I look so perspirational!Copy !req
393. - And I sound like a genius
- Ooh! Uh-oh!Copy !req
394. A proper, proper geniusCopy !req
395. And all the world shall worship me
'Cause I'm a precious geniusCopy !req
396. Spelled J-E-N-U-A-SCopy !req
397. They're already coming
to give me my own TV show.Copy !req
398. It's finally happening for us, woman!Copy !req
399. Come on, baby.Copy !req
400. - This is what you paid to see.
- Ta-da!Copy !req
401. What do you think you're do—Copy !req
402. Why?Copy !req
403. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
404. I'm an important celebrity.Copy !req
405. I am a genius!Copy !req
406. Credenza S. Twit and James T. Twit,Copy !req
407. you are under arrest
for deliberately and maliciouslyCopy !req
408. flooding Triperot
with liquid hot dog meat.Copy !req
409. Mr. and Mrs. Twit, do you have anything
to say to the citizens of Triperot?Copy !req
410. Yeah, I got something to say.Copy !req
411. If you people had supported Twitlandia,Copy !req
412. then everyone in this stupid town
would've had all their dreams come true!Copy !req
413. Triperot could've been
the fun capital of the world again.Copy !req
414. And all y'all would've been living
in the lamp of luxury.Copy !req
415. You blew it, Triperot!Copy !req
416. You blew it!Copy !req
417. The city should never
have shut down Twitlandia!Copy !req
418. It's the world's
only gosh-dang amusement park!Copy !req
419. Don't you hear me?Copy !req
420. This is your fault, Mayor John-John!Copy !req
421. Stop pushing me!Copy !req
422. Did Mrs. Muggle-Wump
say where they keep the key?Copy !req
423. Uh-uh. I think we're just
gonna have to look everywhere.Copy !req
424. It's creepy in here.Copy !req
425. And it smells.Copy !req
426. Do either of those things surprise you?Copy !req
427. No, not really.Copy !req
428. Are these poor animals dead?Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. They've all been taxidermied.Copy !req
431. The heck?Copy !req
432. It sounds like it's talking backwards.Copy !req
433. Or maybe French?Copy !req
434. If you lick my toes,
opposite your life goes.Copy !req
435. Okay.Copy !req
436. Here, um, I think maybe...Copy !req
437. I'm a Sweet-Toed Opposite Toad,Copy !req
438. and if you lick my toes,
opposite your life will go.Copy !req
439. I've never met a sweet-toed toad before.Copy !req
440. Oh! I'm from Loompaland.Copy !req
441. I came here with my friends,
the Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
442. We know the Muggle-Wumps.
We're gonna get them outta their cage.Copy !req
443. Huh! Please free me too!Copy !req
444. Mrs. Twit tried to turn me into taxidermy.Copy !req
445. I've been stuck in this room ever since.Copy !req
446. And no one in here will lick my toes.Copy !req
447. Of course we'll set you free.Copy !req
448. You wouldn't happen to know where the key
to the Muggle-Wumps' cage is, would you?Copy !req
449. Unfortunately, I don't.Copy !req
450. That's okay.
There are lots of things I don't know too.Copy !req
451. Like, why don't baby carrots
have to wear diapers?Copy !req
452. We've talked about this, Bubs.
They don't have butts.Copy !req
453. We'll let you out the front door.Copy !req
454. Twits, you made bail.Copy !req
455. I can't think who'd pay our bail.Copy !req
456. You're the only person I know.Copy !req
457. And I don't like you enough
to bail you out.Copy !req
458. - There they are.
- They're the ones on TV.Copy !req
459. Mr. and Mrs. Twit, you're our only hope!
Love ya!Copy !req
460. Huh?Copy !req
461. What?Copy !req
462. You're probably confused.Copy !req
463. I am confused.Copy !req
464. That's why I said,
"You're probably confused."Copy !req
465. Oh.Copy !req
466. The Twits were too,Copy !req
467. but if I told you just a little bit
about the city where they live,Copy !req
468. I think it'd make more sense.Copy !req
469. Triperot was once
a popular vacation destination,Copy !req
470. known as the fun capital of the world.Copy !req
471. But when Tripe Lake dried up,
the tourists stopped visiting.Copy !req
472. Businesses closed.Copy !req
473. People lost their jobs,
their money, their way of life.Copy !req
474. Desperate and down on their luck,Copy !req
475. many of them were ready to believe
anyone who might offer salvation.Copy !req
476. Hey, Dorcas! Supper's ready!Copy !req
477. Ah!Copy !req
478. Oh, Dorcas. That was our last jar of ham.Copy !req
479. Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
480. It's all right, hon. Wasn't your fault.Copy !req
481. Money's real tight is all, honey.Copy !req
482. If you people supported Twitlandia,Copy !req
483. then everyone in this stupid town
would've had all their dreams come true!Copy !req
484. Triperot could've been
the fun capital of the world again,Copy !req
485. and all y'all would've been living
in the lamp of luxury.Copy !req
486. The city should never have...Copy !req
487. When you very much
want something to be true...Copy !req
488. - Huh.
- Hmm.Copy !req
489. it's very easy
to convince yourself that it is.Copy !req
490. Hi there, Mr. and Mrs. Twit.
Name's Dee Dumdie-Dungle.Copy !req
491. - My bridegroom here—
- Horvis Dungle!Copy !req
492. Yeah, that's your name, hon.Copy !req
493. He seems to think Twitlandia
could make TriperotCopy !req
494. the fun capital of the world again.Copy !req
495. And I'm like, "Hmm..."Copy !req
496. Yeah, she's always like, "Hmm..."Copy !req
497. Uh, but I'm more like, "Hmm!"Copy !req
498. So anyhow, uh,
we called a few of our friendsCopy !req
499. to help bail you guys out.Copy !req
500. Yeah.Copy !req
501. Because if Twitlandia is for real,
boy, we all want in.Copy !req
502. I also want in, also as well.Copy !req
503. You hear that?Copy !req
504. I do.Copy !req
505. I'd say it's high time
we start making some promisesCopy !req
506. we have no intention of keeping.Copy !req
507. Yes, my friends, it's true.Copy !req
508. If we reopen Twitlandia,
tourism will return,Copy !req
509. Triperot will be
the fun capital of the world again,Copy !req
510. and all the city's problems
will be solved.Copy !req
511. But none of that can happen
without one little thing.Copy !req
512. Your money.Copy !req
513. And that is why we've got
a honey of a deal for you.Copy !req
514. If you invest just $1,000,Copy !req
515. we guarantee you $1 billionCopy !req
516. when the park opens.Copy !req
517. Holy smokes.Copy !req
518. That's a great deal.Copy !req
519. Yeah, we can just dip
into Dorcas's college fund.Copy !req
520. Uh, Mom, Dad, a moment of your time.Copy !req
521. This seems like an obvious lie.Copy !req
522. Oh, Dorcas,
you're just too young to understandCopy !req
523. that the Twits are going to make
all of our dreams come true!Copy !req
524. Oh, thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Twit!Copy !req
525. - A billion to you!
- I want a billion!Copy !req
526. - A billion for you! Billion! Billion!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
527. Our Twitlandia dream is gonna come true.Copy !req
528. They love me. They really love me.Copy !req
529. - Let me get that for you, lass.
- Ooh!Copy !req
530. Whoa!Copy !req
531. Ugh. What is it
with these people and toilets?Copy !req
532. Maybe they have small bladdersCopy !req
533. and have to go
in the middle of the night sometimes.Copy !req
534. Huh.Copy !req
535. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
536. Our big celebration supper's
almost ready, Jimmy.Copy !req
537. Mm!Copy !req
538. It's a special new kind of spaghetti
for my special guy.Copy !req
539. Eat it up now while it's nice and hot.Copy !req
540. Hot, hot, hot, hot.Copy !req
541. Yeah, it— it's squishyCopy !req
542. with a— with a hint
of distinctly bitter flavor.Copy !req
543. You wanna know
why your spaghetti's squishy?Copy !req
544. Why?Copy !req
545. And why it has a bitter taste?Copy !req
546. Why?Copy !req
547. Because it's worms! You're eating worms!Copy !req
548. Okay.Copy !req
549. If I were a key,
I'd hide under a pillow, maybe?Copy !req
550. Voice Changer 30,000? What's this...Copy !req
551. thing do? Whoa, that's really weird.Copy !req
552. Mm.Copy !req
553. Was that the Twits?Copy !req
554. It can't be.
They've gotta be in jail by now.Copy !req
555. It's...Copy !req
556. It's been a long day.Copy !req
557. I'm tired.Copy !req
558. Let's just... ... go to bed.Copy !req
559. What the...? What's happening?Copy !req
560. Oh no! Oh no!Copy !req
561. This is not good.Copy !req
562. They are home,Copy !req
563. and now they're gonna put us
in a pie and eat us.Copy !req
564. - Beesh.
- Duck!Copy !req
565. We're fine, Bubs. We're fine. We're okay.Copy !req
566. Ugh.Copy !req
567. The key.Copy !req
568. It's in his beard.Copy !req
569. Ew.Copy !req
570. Blech.Copy !req
571. What are you doing, woman?Copy !req
572. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
573. - Hey, what—
- It's them kids.Copy !req
574. Go, go, go!Copy !req
575. Oh!Copy !req
576. We got the key!Copy !req
577. - Oh my gosh, really?
- No way!Copy !req
578. You guys are my heroes!Copy !req
579. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
580. I'm gonna put you kids in a pie
and cook you both for supper!Copy !req
581. Go. You gotta get out of here.Copy !req
582. No way. We're getting you out.Copy !req
583. - You can't get us out if you're in a pie.
- Hurry, Beesh!Copy !req
584. - Go. Don't let them catch you.
- Those monsters will kill you.Copy !req
585. - Don't say "kill." It's negative.
- Come on, Beesh. Hurry.Copy !req
586. - Save yourselves.
- Hurry!Copy !req
587. Go!Copy !req
588. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
589. Ha!Copy !req
590. - Gotcha.
- Help!Copy !req
591. Hey, Mary.Copy !req
592. I feel like that's pretty good.Copy !req
593. Oh.Copy !req
594. Okay, yeah, one more. Just one more.Copy !req
595. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
596. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
597. They're stealing our stolen Muggle-Wumps!Copy !req
598. Rainbows are gettin' back in styleCopy !req
599. Cripes!Copy !req
600. Hi, Mr. Napkin. Everything's fine.Copy !req
601. Whatever you do,
do not open the door for the Twits.Copy !req
602. You got it, Beesha.
Don't open the door for the Twits.Copy !req
603. Welcome to the Triperot Home for Children.Copy !req
604. What can I do you for?Copy !req
605. Where are they?Copy !req
606. Where are who?Copy !req
607. Are you trying to be funny?Copy !req
608. No, I doubt it.Copy !req
609. My mom always told me
I was a uniquely humorless child.Copy !req
610. Anyhow, I'm Burl Napkin.Copy !req
611. And whatever it is you need,
I'm sure we can fellowship about itCopy !req
612. like reasonable adults
over a hot beef loafCopy !req
613. and some spray cheese.Copy !req
614. Beesha, he let them in,
and he offered them cheese!Copy !req
615. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
616. No one's gonna die, Harold.Copy !req
617. Just nobody panic.Copy !req
618. But Harold told us to panic.Copy !req
619. - Tuna, Harold, get the blocks.
- Huh?Copy !req
620. Everybody else, cardboard and crayons now.Copy !req
621. You got it.Copy !req
622. Oh, boy.Copy !req
623. Uh, so, um, what exactly
can I help you with, Mr. and Mrs. Twit?Copy !req
624. Your no-good children
stole our Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
625. Sorry, my who stole your what?Copy !req
626. The creatures whose tears
are the power source for our fun park.Copy !req
627. You know we can't run Twitlandia
without the Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
628. Yeah, see, I'm hearing words
come out of your mouth,Copy !req
629. but I'm not comprehending
their— their meaning.Copy !req
630. If you won't hand over our Muggle-Wumps,
you're gonna have to pay us.Copy !req
631. Those animals is worth $1 billion.Copy !req
632. Oh, I'm a bit cash poor at the moment.Copy !req
633. Um, my investments
are primarily emotional.Copy !req
634. In that case,
give us some of your possessions.Copy !req
635. We'll take, mm,Copy !req
636. the shoes, the shirt,
the slacks, and... the watch.Copy !req
637. But this watch belonged to my late father.Copy !req
638. If he was late,
it mustn't have been a very good watch.Copy !req
639. Come on.Copy !req
640. Don't come back, or we'll take the briefs.Copy !req
641. Hey! And the sock!Copy !req
642. Well, glad I decided
to put on briefs this morning.Copy !req
643. Rainbows are coming back in—Copy !req
644. Oh, right back at you. Toot-toot!Copy !req
645. - Get a job!
- Oh, jeez.Copy !req
646. Mr. Napkin got tricked
out of his pants again!Copy !req
647. Of course he did.
Come on, everyone. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
648. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
649. - Hurry, Harold.
- Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
650. Action positions now!Copy !req
651. Go on.
That burning sensation in your chest...Copy !req
652. is natural.Copy !req
653. - Okay, you brats. We want what's ours.
- Thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
654. - They went right through that door.
- They're sneaky little critters.Copy !req
655. - Ooh!
- Move it! What are you waiting for?Copy !req
656. Gotta admit...Copy !req
657. that trick was pretty brilliant.Copy !req
658. And professional.Copy !req
659. Ouch!Copy !req
660. Are you okay?Copy !req
661. You little sneaks!Copy !req
662. I gotta lock the door.Copy !req
663. Sorry about that. That's on me.Copy !req
664. Here I go again, bumbling Burl.Copy !req
665. Hey, little girl. Little girl?Copy !req
666. Mm, you're good.Copy !req
667. You're very good.Copy !req
668. You tricked us with your hidden camera.
Got us locked up.Copy !req
669. Then stole our stolen Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
670. Then you tricked us
with that pretend door.Copy !req
671. You are a Twit in the making,
is what you are.Copy !req
672. Really?Copy !req
673. Yeah, which is why we have
a very special offer for you.Copy !req
674. It's on the up and up. No tricks.Copy !req
675. We're backing away. See?Copy !req
676. Don't even think about trusting them.Copy !req
677. I won't. I got this.Copy !req
678. I'm fine.Copy !req
679. So, what's this special offer? Hmm?Copy !req
680. We would like to adapt you.Copy !req
681. To "adapt" me?Copy !req
682. Yeah, you know, make you our very own
precious little baby daughter child.Copy !req
683. All you gotta do
is give us back the Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
684. Then we can open up our fun park,
become a happy family, the whole deal.Copy !req
685. Huh?Copy !req
686. Yeah...Copy !req
687. No.Copy !req
688. Hey, a kid like you ought to be glad
someone wants you,Copy !req
689. after being dumped here
like a plate of moldy leftovers.Copy !req
690. I wasn't dumped here.
My parents are coming back for me.Copy !req
691. She thinks they're coming back!Copy !req
692. That's the funniest thing
I've heard in ages!Copy !req
693. Thing is, kid, I was abandoned
at the circus by my deadbeat parents.Copy !req
694. And mine abandoned me at a bowling alley.Copy !req
695. So you see, you really is just like us.Copy !req
696. Only smaller and less intelligent.Copy !req
697. - I will never be like you.
- Oh...Copy !req
698. I am never giving up the Muggle-Wumps,
and this orphanage is owned by Triperot.Copy !req
699. So unless you're the stinking mayor,Copy !req
700. I suggest you keep out!Copy !req
701. Here she is, the greatest dancer
in the history of Loompaland,Copy !req
702. Mandy Muggle-Wump!Copy !req
703. Our first night of freedom.Copy !req
704. I am so snozzing happy, I could just...Copy !req
705. Wa-hoo!Copy !req
706. Yes!Copy !req
707. The heck?Copy !req
708. Oh, do humans not glow?Copy !req
709. I mean, obviously you don't
when your tears are being harvestedCopy !req
710. to power an amusement park
because, like, duh.Copy !req
711. But otherwise, you glow, right?Copy !req
712. I don't think I glow.Copy !req
713. Huh. Well, learn something new every day.Copy !req
714. Mama!Copy !req
715. Whee!Copy !req
716. Go, Harold! Go, Harold!Copy !req
717. Don't let the Twits get into your head.Copy !req
718. You got us out of that cage, Beesha.Copy !req
719. We won.Copy !req
720. Yeah!Copy !req
721. Beesha! We're free!Copy !req
722. Come on, dance with me!Copy !req
723. We're free!Copy !req
724. While the children
and the Muggle-Wumps celebrated,Copy !req
725. the Twits schemed,Copy !req
726. cooking up a trick that,
in the coming days,Copy !req
727. would have truly explosive consequencesCopy !req
728. for the city of Triperot
and for our heroes.Copy !req
729. - My detractors say I'm soft on crime.
- Ooh!Copy !req
730. They say I tanked the economy.Copy !req
731. Well, I say I'm running unopposed.Copy !req
732. So when you vote for mayor,Copy !req
733. just remember, a vote for John-John
is a vote for fun-fun.Copy !req
734. Mary! Get in here right now!Copy !req
735. Please hurry!Copy !req
736. Look, they've got this window
that looks into a worldCopy !req
737. where a little tiny man
gets handed a stick by another manCopy !req
738. who whacks this white circle.Copy !req
739. And all these tiny people
who live in this little world, they clap.Copy !req
740. Hey, good hit, buddy!Copy !req
741. That's a game called golf.Copy !req
742. Yeah, and this is a TV, Mr. M.Copy !req
743. You can change channels
and watch all kinds of stuff.Copy !req
744. - Ooh!
- Welcome to the Triperot mayoral debate.Copy !req
745. I'm Beverly Onion.Copy !req
746. In addition to previously unopposed
Mayor Wayne John John-John,Copy !req
747. we have two last-minute additions
to the race.Copy !req
748. - Mrs. Credenza Twit and Mr. Jim Twit.
- Ah!Copy !req
749. The economy, crime...Copy !req
750. The Twits are running for mayor?Copy !req
751. Oh boy, that doesn't seem
like it's good for anybody.Copy !req
752. Whee!Copy !req
753. - What the heck?
- My daddy barfs up stress balls sometimes.Copy !req
754. Okay.Copy !req
755. I mean, the scientific term
is to glorvin up a florbnorble.Copy !req
756. It's something that happens when I...
get a little anxious.Copy !req
757. Don't worry, Mr. M.Copy !req
758. Grown-ups are dumb,
but not dumb enough to vote for a Twit.Copy !req
759. Thanks for coming to my rebate.Copy !req
760. I gotta run to the bathroom.
I'll be back in a sec, Bub.Copy !req
761. I'll be the king of Triperot.Copy !req
762. So I'm gonna speak first,
and you're gonna be last to listen.Copy !req
763. Mr. Twit, what will you do
if you become mayor of Triperot?Copy !req
764. Glad you asked.
Let me show you my diarrhea.Copy !req
765. Excuse me?Copy !req
766. I made a diarrhea,
and I wanna show it to you.Copy !req
767. Please don't.Copy !req
768. I have this diarrhea.Copy !req
769. - Diorama.
- What?Copy !req
770. "I have this diorama."Copy !req
771. That's disgusting,Copy !req
772. and a secret best kept between you,
your bum, and the toilet.Copy !req
773. Now this is a diarrheaCopy !req
774. of the world's
number-one fun park, Twitlandia.Copy !req
775. Mr. Twit just loves
to talk about his diarrhea.Copy !req
776. But what he won't talk aboutCopy !req
777. is how Twitlandia can't reopen
without our Muggle-Wumps,Copy !req
778. which were stole by this child.Copy !req
779. When I'm mayor,
I'll get them Muggle-Wumps back,Copy !req
780. turn Triperot into the fun capital
of the world again,Copy !req
781. and make everyone
who votes for me a billionaire!Copy !req
782. I love you, Mrs. Twit.Copy !req
783. I love you also as well.Copy !req
784. People, please.Copy !req
785. Do you really think
these so-called Muggle-WumpsCopy !req
786. can make Triperot
the fun capital of the world?Copy !req
787. I don't.Copy !req
788. In fact, if you ask me,Copy !req
789. there's only one candidate
who knows a thing or two about fun-fun,Copy !req
790. and his name is John-John.Copy !req
791. Then how come that candidate
ain't eaten any of that Triperot cake?Copy !req
792. Uh, what?Copy !req
793. Give it here. I'll eat the cake myself,Copy !req
794. if only to prove I care
more about Triperot than he does.Copy !req
795. Oh, please.Copy !req
796. These good folks know
I live and breathe Triperot.Copy !req
797. Now... I eat it too!Copy !req
798. Oh yeah! He's eating the cake!Copy !req
799. He must really love Triperot.Copy !req
800. Yum!Copy !req
801. Triperot! Whoo!Copy !req
802. Stop this debate!Copy !req
803. - Who's that?
- It's that kid who stole the Muggle-Wumps!Copy !req
804. - Boo!
- Oh, please don't.Copy !req
805. Actually, I freed the Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
806. And I am never,
ever letting the Twits take them back.Copy !req
807. What is she doing?Copy !req
808. I thought she was
in the bathroom a really long time.Copy !req
809. Whee!Copy !req
810. See? She admits it.
She ain't giving back them Muggle-WumpsCopy !req
811. 'cause she don't give a care
about you people.Copy !req
812. Oh.Copy !req
813. Coming from the people who contaminated
Triperot with hot dog meat?Copy !req
814. Which we would do again
if it would help save this wonderful city.Copy !req
815. That doesn't even make sense.Copy !req
816. You don't make sense.Copy !req
817. But you know what does?Copy !req
818. A little of the old razzle-dazzle.Copy !req
819. What the...Copy !req
820. If we had what she stoleCopy !req
821. Why are you singing?Copy !req
822. Then the park would be openCopy !req
823. Huh?Copy !req
824. We'd all be so happyCopy !req
825. Yeah!Copy !req
826. But now the whole thing is brokenCopy !req
827. Excuse me?Copy !req
828. Now, I don't need to tell youCopy !req
829. No. What's happening?Copy !req
830. We made a promise to everyoneCopy !req
831. Your promises are lies!Copy !req
832. A billion dollarsCopy !req
833. That's a good deal.Copy !req
834. It's not our fault That now it is goneCopy !req
835. Help.Copy !req
836. So now it seems that there's a problemCopy !req
837. Oh my, oh myCopy !req
838. Now what should we do?Copy !req
839. It's not true!Copy !req
840. The thief is pointing
Her finger at us, but...Copy !req
841. Yeah!Copy !req
842. - Oh, the problem is you
- Oh, the problem is youCopy !req
843. It's youCopy !req
844. It's you, you, youCopy !req
845. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
846. It's youCopy !req
847. It's you, you, youCopy !req
848. It's youCopy !req
849. It's you, you, youCopy !req
850. It's youCopy !req
851. It's you, you, youCopy !req
852. It's you, it's you, it's you, youCopy !req
853. - It's you
- We want Twitlandia!Copy !req
854. Give back the Muggle-Wumps!Copy !req
855. It's youCopy !req
856. It's you, you, youCopy !req
857. It's youCopy !req
858. Oh, I feel like something's going on...Copy !req
859. It's youCopy !req
860. It's you, you, youCopy !req
861. It's youCopy !req
862. It's you, you, youCopy !req
863. A vote for John-John
is a vote for fun-fun!Copy !req
864. It burns! It burns!Copy !req
865. Uh, Mum, did that man's—?Copy !req
866. It did, love.Copy !req
867. His bottom exploded.Copy !req
868. Oh.Copy !req
869. What happens next?Copy !req
870. Here, Papa. Drink some gerbil tea.Copy !req
871. It'll calm you right down.Copy !req
872. Bubsy, is there any sign of her out there?Copy !req
873. Not yet. Do you see her, Mrs. M?Copy !req
874. Ah, there she is.Copy !req
875. Beesha!Copy !req
876. Beesha!Copy !req
877. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
878. Beesha's back! She's okay!Copy !req
879. You're not fine.
Look at you, you're shaking.Copy !req
880. I'll admit it was a lot to have the Twits
blame me for ruining an entire town,Copy !req
881. and then to have
a bunch of adults angry-sing at me,Copy !req
882. and then to be present
when a man's butt exploded.Copy !req
883. But otherwise, I'm...Copy !req
884. What—Copy !req
885. What happened here? You have a cut.Copy !req
886. It's nothing. I'm fine.Copy !req
887. Ugh, so help me, child,Copy !req
888. if you say "I'm fine" one more time,
I'll have to chew your elbows off.Copy !req
889. What, you think I'm kidding?
Look at these teeth.Copy !req
890. Here.Copy !req
891. Let me clean that up.Copy !req
892. Whoa! What the...Copy !req
893. Oh, calm down.Copy !req
894. Muggle-Wump slobber
has healing properties.Copy !req
895. - Huh. Will you look at that?
- What?Copy !req
896. You just let somebody help you,
and the world is still turning.Copy !req
897. Ha-ha.Copy !req
898. Why do you feel like
you have to do everything by yourself?Copy !req
899. I lie awake for hours every nightCopy !req
900. thinking about all the things
I haven't fixed.Copy !req
901. I haven't gotten Bubsy adopted.
I haven't stopped the Twits.Copy !req
902. - Beesha, it's not your job to—
- I know. I know.Copy !req
903. But I feel like if I can prove
that I'm really worth something,Copy !req
904. that maybe somehow...Copy !req
905. I know it doesn't make any sense,
but maybe somehow,Copy !req
906. my parents will hear
about what a good kid I am,Copy !req
907. and maybe they'll finally love me enough
to want to come back for me.Copy !req
908. It's silly, I know.Copy !req
909. It's not silly.Copy !req
910. Did you ever think that maybe
they left you hereCopy !req
911. because they did love you,Copy !req
912. and for whatever reason,
they just couldn't take care of you?Copy !req
913. Well, anyway,Copy !req
914. there are gobs of us
who love you unconditionally,Copy !req
915. and who will devour your elbows
if you try to go it alone again.Copy !req
916. Whoa.Copy !req
917. Well, I should get the kids to bed.Copy !req
918. After the day you've had,
why don't you let me take care of that?Copy !req
919. My mama and papa
are from this magical islandCopy !req
920. called Loompaland,Copy !req
921. which is the most violentest place
in the whole world.Copy !req
922. And my mama's mama
used to sing her this lullabyCopy !req
923. about monsters eating your face off
and ripping out your guts and stuff.Copy !req
924. It's my very most favorite one.Copy !req
925. The world is redCopy !req
926. In tooth and clawCopy !req
927. Jaws that biteCopy !req
928. And teeth that gnawCopy !req
929. Hear their screamsCopy !req
930. Their cries and roarsCopy !req
931. Our lives are nastyCopy !req
932. Brutish and shortCopy !req
933. But in dreams you are safeCopy !req
934. In dreams you are freeCopy !req
935. In that beautiful placeCopy !req
936. Close your eyes and you'll seeCopy !req
937. The flowers that smileCopy !req
938. The sun, it will shineCopy !req
939. And nothing can hurt you nowCopy !req
940. In dreams you are safeCopy !req
941. In dreams you are freeCopy !req
942. In that beautiful placeCopy !req
943. Close your eyes and you'll seeCopy !req
944. The flowers that smileCopy !req
945. The sun, it will shineCopy !req
946. And nothing can hurt you nowCopy !req
947. I'm in a box and I can't get out!Copy !req
948. Ready...Copy !req
949. Aim...Copy !req
950. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
951. Fire!Copy !req
952. Stop it!Copy !req
953. As mayors of Triperot,Copy !req
954. we is declaring war on you
and your stupid orphan-anage.Copy !req
955. You aren't the mayors of Triperot.Copy !req
956. Oh yes, we are.Copy !req
957. Wayne John "the Buttless Wonder" John-John
lost the election,Copy !req
958. and me and Mr. Twit
got the same number of votes,Copy !req
959. so this knotheaded town made us co-mayors.Copy !req
960. As evidenced by this totally genuine,
not homemade crown,Copy !req
961. and these majestical golden slippers.Copy !req
962. Ooh! Now give us
our Muggle-Wumps back this instant!Copy !req
963. - I'm really scared.
- There's nothing to be scared of—Copy !req
964. Mandy.Copy !req
965. Fire!Copy !req
966. Go up to the roof.
You can escape, and they won't see you.Copy !req
967. And what, let them hurt you kids? Uh-uh.Copy !req
968. You were there for us.
We are not going to abandon you.Copy !req
969. I know we can beat them
if we work together.Copy !req
970. Yeah.Copy !req
971. Some might be
more useful than others, but...Copy !req
972. Wait, Mr. M,
how many of those things can you...Copy !req
973. Is "make" the right word?Copy !req
974. Hmm.Copy !req
975. Time's up, you swazzly little swamp rats!Copy !req
976. For the good of Triperot
and the good of Twitlandia,Copy !req
977. go get our Muggle-Wumps!Copy !req
978. Give us those Muggle-Wumps!Copy !req
979. I also want the Muggle-Wumps also as well!Copy !req
980. Mom, Dad, this is not a nice thing to do!Copy !req
981. I want those Muggle-Wumps. I need 'em.Copy !req
982. Ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
983. Fire!Copy !req
984. Snakes. Spiders. Dentists.Copy !req
985. - Mimes.
- Creepy clowns.Copy !req
986. Vermicious Knids.Copy !req
987. Bubblegum in your hair.Copy !req
988. Forgetting pants when you go to school.Copy !req
989. I'm just... I'm... I'm having anxiety
about my anxiety.Copy !req
990. You know what gives me anxiety, Marty?
The thought of going back in that cage.Copy !req
991. What in the...?Copy !req
992. - Thank you for your service!
- Whee!Copy !req
993. Whee!Copy !req
994. What on earth are these things?Copy !req
995. Get back here!
Nobody told you you could leave.Copy !req
996. Cowards!Copy !req
997. - Touchdown!
- Yes!Copy !req
998. Yes!Copy !req
999. Beesha!Copy !req
1000. What is it, Bub?Copy !req
1001. Mr. Napkin, don't let them in!Copy !req
1002. Get out of the way, Crapkin.Copy !req
1003. We know our Muggle-Wumps are here,
so let us in.Copy !req
1004. Let you in, huh?Copy !req
1005. Nah.Copy !req
1006. - I don't think we'll be doing that today.
- Hmm?Copy !req
1007. If you think you're getting
into this orphanage,Copy !req
1008. I say, not on my watch.Copy !req
1009. Mostly because you took my watch,Copy !req
1010. but anyhoo...Copy !req
1011. not on my watch!Copy !req
1012. This ain't over.Copy !req
1013. Oh, I think it is.Copy !req
1014. We'll be back.Copy !req
1015. Whoo! Napkin for the Nap-win! Ah!Copy !req
1016. Wow, Mr. Napkin!Copy !req
1017. Mr. Napkin.Copy !req
1018. Did you lick the Sweet-Toed Toad's toes?Copy !req
1019. I... I guess I did.Copy !req
1020. I mean, I'd never had a toad
talk to me before.Copy !req
1021. I heard him
and thought it sounded interesting,Copy !req
1022. so I— I licked the toes.Copy !req
1023. And as soon as I did,
I suddenly felt real crabby.Copy !req
1024. - And powerful.
- Kind of like the opposite of yourself?Copy !req
1025. Well, yeah, I guess that about sums it up.Copy !req
1026. That makes sense.Copy !req
1027. He's an Opposite Toad from Loompaland.Copy !req
1028. Turmoil in Triperot tonight,Copy !req
1029. as former mayor Wayne John John-JohnCopy !req
1030. recovers from emergency
butt replacement surgery.Copy !req
1031. Meanwhile, Triperot's new mayors,
Credenza and Jim Twit,Copy !req
1032. declared war
on some local orphan children and lost.Copy !req
1033. The victorious youngsters have
one brave orphan to thank,Copy !req
1034. Beesha Balti.Copy !req
1035. The Muggle-Wump family
is under my protection.Copy !req
1036. So as long as I'm here,Copy !req
1037. the Twits will never set foot
in this orphanage,Copy !req
1038. and Twitlandia will never ever open.Copy !req
1039. That little brat's ruining our lives!Copy !req
1040. What in God's name
are you doing down there?Copy !req
1041. I'm playing with me diarrhea.Copy !req
1042. You think squishing your face
around in diarrhea'sCopy !req
1043. somehow gonna bring
them Muggle-Wumps back?Copy !req
1044. You know how that kid operates.Copy !req
1045. She's wily like a sea bass.Copy !req
1046. She ain't never gonna let us
get into that orphanage.Copy !req
1047. Oh, you poor, pointless, old wombat.Copy !req
1048. Who said anything about going in?Copy !req
1049. Come on. Enough cleaning, Beesha.
Everyone else is asleep up there.Copy !req
1050. I'm honestly not really tired.Copy !req
1051. So I might as well take the first watch.Copy !req
1052. All right, but if you wanna keep
those elbows, repeat after me.Copy !req
1053. "I will sound the alarm
if I see the Twits,Copy !req
1054. and no matter what,
I will not go it alone."Copy !req
1055. I won't go it alone,Copy !req
1056. and I promise, promise, promise
I'll sound the alarm if I see them.Copy !req
1057. My heart is a door,Copy !req
1058. and my love goes out
into the world through that heart door.Copy !req
1059. Uh, what?Copy !req
1060. Oh, no, you're supposed
to repeat after me too.Copy !req
1061. I think I'm good.Copy !req
1062. Okay, well maybe just do this.Copy !req
1063. My heart door will stay openCopy !req
1064. to accept the love of others.Copy !req
1065. My heart door will stay open
to accept the love of others.Copy !req
1066. Because I deserve to be loved.Copy !req
1067. Because I... deserve to be loved.Copy !req
1068. Hello?Copy !req
1069. Beesha, you won't believe it!Copy !req
1070. Mr. Napkin? Uh, where are you?Copy !req
1071. I'm with your parents.Copy !req
1072. Uh...Copy !req
1073. - What?
- Yeah, they saw you on the news.Copy !req
1074. They really wanna meet you.Copy !req
1075. I'm with them right now,Copy !req
1076. out at the bowling alley
on Tripecrest Road.Copy !req
1077. They seem like real decent folks, Beesha.Copy !req
1078. They really do.Copy !req
1079. Don't, Beesha! Don't!
It's a trick, isn't it?Copy !req
1080. Tell me she's not falling for this, Mum.Copy !req
1081. I can't tell you that.Copy !req
1082. Remember, when you desperately
want something to be true...Copy !req
1083. It's easy to convince yourself that it is,Copy !req
1084. even if it's not.Copy !req
1085. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
1086. I'm here!Copy !req
1087. I can't believe you came back.Copy !req
1088. I can't believe you came back.Copy !req
1089. They're never coming back.Copy !req
1090. I can't believe she fell for it.Copy !req
1091. The Voice Changer 30,000...
comes through again.Copy !req
1092. I knew if you heard
that potato-brained Napkin's voice,Copy !req
1093. you'd believe anything.Copy !req
1094. And you did.Copy !req
1095. Now let's go get our Muggle-Wumps.Copy !req
1096. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
1097. Hmm.Copy !req
1098. Uh, what's happening?Copy !req
1099. Is this an earthquake? Where's Beesha?Copy !req
1100. Come on, Twitheads!Copy !req
1101. With the proper mob mentality,
we can move mountains!Copy !req
1102. Heave-ho now! Heave-ho!Copy !req
1103. Heave-ho!Copy !req
1104. Heave-ho!Copy !req
1105. Ho!Copy !req
1106. Heave-ho!Copy !req
1107. It's glued shut!Copy !req
1108. So is this one. We're trapped!Copy !req
1109. Heave-ho!Copy !req
1110. Mama!Copy !req
1111. Help! Help!Copy !req
1112. Heave-ho!Copy !req
1113. Hey! Wait for me!Copy !req
1114. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1115. Next stop, Twitlandia!Copy !req
1116. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1117. What happened? How?Copy !req
1118. Mrs. M? Bubsy?Copy !req
1119. Mr. Napkin?Copy !req
1120. Is anyone here?Copy !req
1121. What did I do?Copy !req
1122. What did I do?Copy !req
1123. How could you fall for that, you idiot?Copy !req
1124. Idiot. Idiot.Copy !req
1125. I hate them. I hate the Twits so much!Copy !req
1126. Ow.Copy !req
1127. What— What happened? How was...?Copy !req
1128. The Twits stole the orphanage.Copy !req
1129. I tried to stop them,
but a woman kicked me with denim boots.Copy !req
1130. Didn't even break her stride.Copy !req
1131. I grabbed hold of her denim boot.Copy !req
1132. She shook me once, tried to stomp on me.Copy !req
1133. Oh, the shame.Copy !req
1134. I got kicked by a denim boot.Copy !req
1135. This is all my fault.Copy !req
1136. I was supposed to be on watch,
but I abandoned everyone because...Copy !req
1137. I am such an idiot!Copy !req
1138. Thinking my parents
would actually come back for me.Copy !req
1139. Ow!Copy !req
1140. How is your tongue this—?Copy !req
1141. You must've licked my toes
without me knowingCopy !req
1142. 'cause you're talking opposite right now.Copy !req
1143. Get it together, kid.
Your family needs you.Copy !req
1144. What family?Copy !req
1145. Isn't it obvious I don't have a fam—?Copy !req
1146. Hold on a minute!Copy !req
1147. If you don't have a family,
what do you call Bubsy?Copy !req
1148. Or the Muggle-Wumps? Or me?Copy !req
1149. What do you call that bald guy
with the high-waisted slacksCopy !req
1150. who talks about his mom a lot?Copy !req
1151. Hmm?Copy !req
1152. I call him Mr. Napkin.Copy !req
1153. You call him Mr. Napkin.Copy !req
1154. The way I see it,
family isn't just who you're related to.Copy !req
1155. It's who you care about,
and who cares about you,Copy !req
1156. and treats you with love
and kindness and empathy.Copy !req
1157. You're right.Copy !req
1158. The Twits hurt our family.Copy !req
1159. Now it's time to hurt them.Copy !req
1160. Fun and excitement had a babyCopy !req
1161. And they called it TwitlandiaCopy !req
1162. Welcome, Twitheads,Copy !req
1163. to the re-grand opening of Twitlandia!Copy !req
1164. We are bigger and better than ever!Copy !req
1165. Bigger and betterCopy !req
1166. Now you can spend the night,
and all your money,Copy !req
1167. at the Twitlandia Luxury Motel & Spa.Copy !req
1168. And after you have
a slice of my famous bird pie,Copy !req
1169. feel free to use our complimentary Napkin.Copy !req
1170. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1171. Most importantly, thanks to you,Copy !req
1172. our Muggle-Wumps is back!Copy !req
1173. Fun and excitement had a babyCopy !req
1174. They called it TwitlandiaCopy !req
1175. Fun and excitement had a babyCopy !req
1176. And they called it TwitlandiaCopy !req
1177. Horvis Dungle!Copy !req
1178. Now, friends, Twitlandia is a fun park
that puts family values first,Copy !req
1179. which is why we want to introduce you
to someone very special.Copy !req
1180. Our precious little son, Butt Cheek Twit.Copy !req
1181. Aw.Copy !req
1182. Hello there. My name is Bubsy Twit—Copy !req
1183. Butt Cheek.Copy !req
1184. - My name is—
- Ah!Copy !req
1185. Butt Cheek Twit,Copy !req
1186. and all I ever wanted
was to find a family.Copy !req
1187. And now, I have one,
since Meemaw and Peepaw Twit adopted meCopy !req
1188. and all of my brothers and sisters.Copy !req
1189. That's right, folks.Copy !req
1190. We adapted a whole orphan-anage
full of youngsters.Copy !req
1191. Just to bring you the Twit Family
Memorial Song and Dance Extravaganza!Copy !req
1192. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1193. Oh, Jim!Copy !req
1194. All our dreams are coming true.Copy !req
1195. I know it, woman.Copy !req
1196. Nothing could possibly
ruin this moment now.Copy !req
1197. Ha!Copy !req
1198. Ugh.Copy !req
1199. Bubs!Copy !req
1200. I'm so sorry I left you.Copy !req
1201. Hey, get that girl.Copy !req
1202. So I can give her a tender embrace.Copy !req
1203. Oh, what a wonderful child she is.Copy !req
1204. Now, stop!Copy !req
1205. You're tickling my whiskers,
you little whisker-tickler.Copy !req
1206. Oh!Copy !req
1207. - Are you looking for this?
- Uh...Copy !req
1208. Oh, bless her heart.Copy !req
1209. I think she wants to free
the Muggle-Wumps, Jim.Copy !req
1210. Oh? I would hope so.Copy !req
1211. It's the right thing to do.Copy !req
1212. Go free, you precious creatures.Copy !req
1213. Go free!Copy !req
1214. Thank you very much.Copy !req
1215. It feels so good to be good,
don't it, James?Copy !req
1216. It do feel good, like a summer breeze.Copy !req
1217. Ooh!Copy !req
1218. Didn't they say we need
those Muggle-Wumps to save the town?Copy !req
1219. Come on, let's go. Everyone hurry.Copy !req
1220. I kind of like having a beard.Copy !req
1221. Get a hold of yourself, Harold!Copy !req
1222. Stop! We're not leaving yet.Copy !req
1223. Beesha, what are you doing?Copy !req
1224. We're free.
There's nothing more for us to do here.Copy !req
1225. You're wrong, Mrs. M.Copy !req
1226. The effects of the toad's toes
will wear off,Copy !req
1227. and the Twits will go back to being twits.Copy !req
1228. You know better than anyoneCopy !req
1229. that they will keep
coming after your family,Copy !req
1230. and hurting people, and hurting people,
and nothing will change.Copy !req
1231. We have to give them
a taste of their own medicine,Copy !req
1232. with a trick to end all tricks.Copy !req
1233. But I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1234. So who's with me?Copy !req
1235. Beg pardon, Mayor and Mayor Twit,Copy !req
1236. but you told us
if we gave you $1,000 it'd save TriperotCopy !req
1237. and make us billionaires
when the park opened.Copy !req
1238. Ah, the billionaire thing
and pretending we cared about Triperot.Copy !req
1239. Huh?Copy !req
1240. That was all a lie.Copy !req
1241. We spent all your money
on fake beards and fireworks.Copy !req
1242. For pity's sake.Copy !req
1243. You people gave us hope.Copy !req
1244. And you gave us everything
we ever dreamed of.Copy !req
1245. But seeing as how we got it
by lying and cheating and hurting you,Copy !req
1246. I... I don't like the woman I've become.Copy !req
1247. I'm ashamed of myself.Copy !req
1248. I don't like the man I've become.Copy !req
1249. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
1250. Well, "sorry" just ain't gonna cut it.Copy !req
1251. No way. I just put a down payment
on a new marimba.Copy !req
1252. You lied to us.Copy !req
1253. We trusted you!Copy !req
1254. Oh, James, we have taken everything
from these poor people.Copy !req
1255. There's only one thing to do.Copy !req
1256. Take everything from ourselves.Copy !req
1257. Friends, we've heard your concerns.Copy !req
1258. We've got a solution.Copy !req
1259. We're gonna blow up Twitlandia.Copy !req
1260. They're gonna what?Copy !req
1261. Blow up what?Copy !req
1262. They're gonna blow it up?Copy !req
1263. - You mean right here where we're standing?
- These people are nuts.Copy !req
1264. You know, I'm starting to think
we should've listened to our daughterCopy !req
1265. instead of the two strangers
we saw getting arrested on the news.Copy !req
1266. I'm also thinking that also as well.Copy !req
1267. Oh, I love fireworks, James.Copy !req
1268. What happened to our fun park?Copy !req
1269. I have no idea,
but I'm certain it's your fault.Copy !req
1270. Where on earth is our Muggle-Wumps?Copy !req
1271. There goes the lady one.Copy !req
1272. Get her.Copy !req
1273. The Twits are coming!
The Twits are coming!Copy !req
1274. Go, go! More Hugtight glue on the floor.
Yeah, right there.Copy !req
1275. Come on, now.Copy !req
1276. All we wanna do is lock you in a cage
for the rest of your life,Copy !req
1277. and maybe eat you.Copy !req
1278. That little beast
is going inside our house.Copy !req
1279. Well, hurry up.Copy !req
1280. Whoo!Copy !req
1281. Come on, get in!Copy !req
1282. It went in there.Copy !req
1283. What is this?Copy !req
1284. What's happened? The floor is up there.Copy !req
1285. We're upside down.Copy !req
1286. We must be upside down.Copy !req
1287. I mean, we're standing on the ceiling,
looking at the floor.Copy !req
1288. Oh, help! I'm beginning to feel giddy.Copy !req
1289. I don't like this one little bit.Copy !req
1290. The blood's going to my head.
I feel like I'm gonna die!Copy !req
1291. How do I... Oh, I've got it! I've got it!
We stand on our heads!Copy !req
1292. What are you saying?Copy !req
1293. Stand on your head,
and then we'll be the right way up.Copy !req
1294. - Whoa.
- That's better.Copy !req
1295. Oh...Copy !req
1296. I'm glued.Copy !req
1297. It's Hugtight Sticky Glue.Copy !req
1298. We've been tricked.Copy !req
1299. You beastly little brats.Copy !req
1300. You cut us down this instant, or—Copy !req
1301. Or what? You'll cook us in a pie?Copy !req
1302. No, you won't.Copy !req
1303. You're never cooking another pie
because you're never getting free.Copy !req
1304. There's enough cruelty and hatred
without the two of you running around.Copy !req
1305. Trust me, the world will be
a much better place without you in it.Copy !req
1306. Oh! Cut it out.Copy !req
1307. Please, somebody!
There's a grackle eating my face!Copy !req
1308. Help! I have to go potty.Copy !req
1309. - Down with the Twits! Whoo-hoo!
- Help!Copy !req
1310. Take that, you dang rabbit.Copy !req
1311. What do you really think
will happen to the Twits?Copy !req
1312. Who gives a rip?Copy !req
1313. I know what'll happen.Copy !req
1314. They're gonna get the Dreaded Shrinks.Copy !req
1315. That's what happens
if you stand on your head long enough.Copy !req
1316. First, their heads
will shrink into their necks.Copy !req
1317. I'm shrinking!Copy !req
1318. Somebody save me!
I'm getting the Dreaded Shrinks!Copy !req
1319. Then their necks
will shrink into their bodies.Copy !req
1320. Then their bodies
will shrink into their legs.Copy !req
1321. Then their legs
will shrink into their feet,Copy !req
1322. until there's nothing left
in this whole worldCopy !req
1323. of Mr. and Mrs. Twit.Copy !req
1324. Do you really think
that's gonna happen, Bubsy?Copy !req
1325. I hope it does.Copy !req
1326. What do you think, Mrs. M?
Think they'll melt into a puddle of goo?Copy !req
1327. Sorry, what's that?Copy !req
1328. Huh?Copy !req
1329. I can't understand
the Muggle-Wumps, Beesha.Copy !req
1330. Can you?Copy !req
1331. Um, Mrs. M?Copy !req
1332. What's happening?Copy !req
1333. Why can't I understand you?
Why can't I understand you?Copy !req
1334. Please, no. No, I need you.
I— I need you!Copy !req
1335. Just as children
with a deep sense of empathyCopy !req
1336. can understand animals,Copy !req
1337. children without it can't.Copy !req
1338. It's as simple as that.Copy !req
1339. You take all the good out of life.Copy !req
1340. And you're the worst person I've ever met.Copy !req
1341. Hating you is easy
'Cause you're horribleCopy !req
1342. What on earth
are you gribbly little grubs doing here?Copy !req
1343. We felt bad about the idea of you getting
the Dreaded Shrinks and, you know,Copy !req
1344. dying a horrible death.Copy !req
1345. So we came back to save you.Copy !req
1346. You did?Copy !req
1347. Sure did.Copy !req
1348. Hate is...Copy !req
1349. so easy.Copy !req
1350. You hate me, I hate you. Yay!Copy !req
1351. Now we're enemies for life,Copy !req
1352. and I never have to think about the fact
that you're both human beings.Copy !req
1353. Never have to wonder
how badly you must've sufferedCopy !req
1354. to become this mean.Copy !req
1355. Or imagine what my parents
went through when they left me.Copy !req
1356. Hate's easy.Copy !req
1357. But it'll eat you up insideCopy !req
1358. until all that's left
is an angry little twit.Copy !req
1359. I don't wanna live in a world
where hate wins.Copy !req
1360. So yeah, I forgive you.Copy !req
1361. You're free.Copy !req
1362. Well, thank you.Copy !req
1363. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
1364. Now get over here
so I can cook you both in a pie.Copy !req
1365. Get back here,
you terrible little turnips!Copy !req
1366. I'm hungry!Copy !req
1367. - Oh no.
- I was afraid this might happen.Copy !req
1368. It was worth a try!Copy !req
1369. Whoa!Copy !req
1370. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1371. Good job, family.Copy !req
1372. - Is that how the story ends?
- Not quite.Copy !req
1373. Boing! Boing! Boing!Copy !req
1374. So long, Mr. and Mrs. Twit.Copy !req
1375. We'll be taking back our orphanage now.Copy !req
1376. - Well, that was unexpected.
- Yes.Copy !req
1377. And after Mr. Napkin returned
the orphanage to its rightful location,Copy !req
1378. the Muggle-Wumps
sold the formula for their tearsCopy !req
1379. to a multinational corporationCopy !req
1380. which used the tears to end
the world's dependence on fossil fuels.Copy !req
1381. With the windfall of cash,
the Muggle-Wumps bought the orphanage,Copy !req
1382. adopted Beesha, Bubsy,
and all of the other orphans,Copy !req
1383. and hired Mr. Napkin
as a part-time au pair.Copy !req
1384. For her part, Beesha was credited
with saving Triperot from the Twits.Copy !req
1385. And with her idea to refill Tripe Lake
with florbnorbles,Copy !req
1386. Triperot became the fun capital
of the world once more.Copy !req
1387. And they all lived happily ever after?Copy !req
1388. Something like that.Copy !req
1389. Now go to bed.Copy !req
1390. Oh, man. You've got to at least tell me
what happened to the Twits.Copy !req
1391. All right.Copy !req
1392. You might think that the Twits
would've learned a lesson,Copy !req
1393. but it's not enough
to just learn something.Copy !req
1394. You have to want to change,
and then make an effort to actually do so.Copy !req
1395. Something the Twits
were entirely unwilling to do.Copy !req
1396. This is the only way
to get rid of the side effectsCopy !req
1397. of the Dreaded Shrinks, my angel.Copy !req
1398. Can you feel them stretching you?Copy !req
1399. I can. They're stretching me like mad.Copy !req
1400. Good. That means it's working.Copy !req
1401. Are you sure my feet are tied properly?Copy !req
1402. If them strings around my ankles break,
it'll be goodbye for me.Copy !req
1403. That's enough pull to take me to the moon.Copy !req
1404. What a ghastly thought.Copy !req
1405. Wouldn't want anything
like that to happen, dear me.Copy !req
1406. No.Copy !req
1407. I'll get you for this,
you grizzly old grunion!Copy !req
1408. Oi!Copy !req
1409. Whoa!Copy !req
1410. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1411. No more beard, Mum!Copy !req
1412. We're free! We're free from the beard!Copy !req
1413. Tears are like magicCopy !req
1414. And laughing is funCopy !req
1415. If you can have both of themCopy !req
1416. Why just have one?Copy !req
1417. Everything mattersCopy !req
1418. And all things belongCopy !req
1419. Fear is the same placeCopy !req
1420. That courage comes fromCopy !req
1421. Family's not onlyCopy !req
1422. Who you're related toCopy !req
1423. It's who you care forCopy !req
1424. And who cares for youCopy !req
1425. It's easy to hateCopy !req
1426. What you don't understandCopy !req
1427. If we don't agreeCopy !req
1428. Could you still take my hand?Copy !req
1429. Open the doorCopy !req
1430. Look what we've doneCopy !req
1431. Open your heartCopy !req
1432. How far we've comeCopy !req
1433. Lessons in lifeCopy !req
1434. They are learned in reverseCopy !req
1435. My wisest friendsCopy !req
1436. Talk completely backwardsCopy !req
1437. Nothing is pointlessCopy !req
1438. And nothing's too muchCopy !req
1439. You may feel smallCopy !req
1440. But you are big enoughCopy !req
1441. Open the doorCopy !req
1442. Look what we've doneCopy !req
1443. Open your heartCopy !req
1444. How far we've comeCopy !req
1445. Open the doorCopy !req
1446. Look what we've doneCopy !req
1447. Open your heartCopy !req
1448. How far we've comeCopy !req
1449. Open the doorCopy !req
1450. Look what we've doneCopy !req
1451. Open your heartCopy !req
1452. How far we've comeCopy !req
1453. Open the doorCopy !req
1454. Look what we've doneCopy !req
1455. Open your heartCopy !req
1456. How far we've comeCopy !req
1457. No!Copy !req
1458. What?Copy !req
1459. Huh?Copy !req
1460. Where on earth are we?Copy !req
1461. It looks like...Copy !req
1462. Loompaland.Copy !req
1463. I don't like this. Not one little bit.Copy !req
1464. - Mm.
- I knew it would end like this.Copy !req
1465. - This is your fault!
- It's your fault, you dung beetle.Copy !req
1466. Every day I fall in love with youCopy !req
1467. And then you hurt meCopy !req
1468. Splitting my heart in twoCopy !req
1469. But then I fall once againCopy !req
1470. Well, I bought you a diamond ringCopy !req
1471. Then later you pawned itCopy !req
1472. Saying you'd lost it, babeCopy !req
1473. Like a fool, I bought it againCopy !req
1474. PleaseCopy !req
1475. Please don't trick me againCopy !req
1476. Well, I took you to the operaCopy !req
1477. I thought it was fancyCopy !req
1478. I went to the bathroom, babeCopy !req
1479. And when I came out
You had left me aloneCopy !req
1480. Well, we can't go on like this
My darlingCopy !req
1481. My heart, it can't take itCopy !req
1482. If you trick me again, my sweetCopy !req
1483. Your heart, I will break itCopy !req
1484. So pleaseCopy !req
1485. Please don't trick me againCopy !req
1486. Come on, darlingCopy !req
1487. - All I want is not to be lied to
- Please don't trick me againCopy !req
1488. I don't wanna trick you
You don't wanna trick meCopy !req
1489. Can't we all just get along?Copy !req
1490. I love youCopy !req
1491. Do you love me?Copy !req
1492. Why are we always
Fightin' all the time?Copy !req
1493. I don't like itCopy !req
1494. The world is red in tooth and clawCopy !req
1495. Jaws that bite and teeth that gnawCopy !req
1496. Hear their screamsCopy !req
1497. Their cries and roarsCopy !req
1498. Our lives are nasty, brutish and shortCopy !req
1499. But in dreams you are safeCopy !req
1500. In dreams you are freeCopy !req
1501. In that beautiful placeCopy !req
1502. Close your eyes and you'll seeCopy !req
1503. The flowers that smileCopy !req
1504. The sun, it will shineCopy !req
1505. And nothing can hurt you nowCopy !req
1506. Only the lucky will surviveCopy !req
1507. Not everyone comes back aliveCopy !req
1508. The light goes outCopy !req
1509. The shadows fallCopy !req
1510. No one will hear you when you callCopy !req
1511. But in dreams you are safeCopy !req
1512. In dreams you are freeCopy !req
1513. In that beautiful placeCopy !req
1514. Close your eyes and you'll seeCopy !req
1515. The flowers that smileCopy !req
1516. The sun, it will shineCopy !req
1517. And nothing can hurt you nowCopy !req
1518. Hooray for hamCopy !req
1519. La-la, la-la, it's suppertime
Hooray for ham, ha-ha, ha-haCopy !req
1520. Hooray for hamCopy !req