1. I didn't want any of this.Copy !req
2. Not the...Copy !req
3. Wait!Copy !req
4. Wait, stop!Copy !req
5. Fuck! We'll get to all of that.Copy !req
6. Just... Just relax...Copy !req
7. Okay? Jesus.Copy !req
8. I didn't want any of this.Copy !req
9. Not the grief, not the illness.Copy !req
10. Certainly not
the heroic voiceover.Copy !req
11. That's not who I am.Copy !req
12. But sometimes,
you gotta do something...Copy !req
13. It all started
on the other side of town.Copy !req
14. I wasn't even involved.Copy !req
15. Okay,
we've got this hystericCopy !req
16. on line two again.Copy !req
17. Now, um, you're saying that
this beloved corporationCopy !req
18. would knowingly poison
its own customersCopy !req
19. selling unhealthy slop
just to, uh... to what?Copy !req
20. Just to boost
their own profit margins?Copy !req
21. Yes, that's
exactly what I'm saying.Copy !req
22. Where's the proof?Copy !req
23. I'm not
an expert on chemical stuff,Copy !req
24. but I'm not an idiot either.Copy !req
25. I can see it with my own eyes.
I can smell it in the air,Copy !req
26. - I can feel it on my skin.
- Ah, okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
27. Oof.Copy !req
28. Must be a full moon.Copy !req
29. Are you okay?Copy !req
30. Got these fuckers now.Copy !req
31. - Were you followed?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
32. You taught me
how to spot a tail, right?Copy !req
33. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
34. BT headquarters.Copy !req
35. Got to the 12th floor,Copy !req
36. dug into their internal system.Copy !req
37. That's risky.Copy !req
38. Well, I'm not going
to the factory if I can help it.Copy !req
39. These bastards.Copy !req
40. Oh, my God. You did it.Copy !req
41. This is exactly what we need
to destroy BTH.Copy !req
42. J.J., you've done real good.Copy !req
43. Oh, God.Copy !req
44. Let's go.Copy !req
45. Go.Copy !req
46. Come on!
I'm right here!Copy !req
47. J.J., go!Copy !req
48. Here we come.Copy !req
49. Little girl!Copy !req
50. Oh, my God. Okay, okay.Copy !req
51. Goddamn it!Copy !req
52. You assholes are too late!Copy !req
53. There's nothing
you can do to me.Copy !req
54. Motherfucker.Copy !req
55. You dickless idiots!Copy !req
56. Nothing.Copy !req
57. Is that all you've got,
you fucking pussies?Copy !req
58. Halloween assholes!Copy !req
59. - This fucking guy.
- Is that all you can do?Copy !req
60. Fuck each of you.Copy !req
61. You've got nothing!Copy !req
62. Nothing.Copy !req
63. Fucking door!Copy !req
64. Nah. She's nobody.Copy !req
65. Nothing at all.Copy !req
66. Oh?Copy !req
67. Oh, fuck,
it hurts! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
68. Good morning.Copy !req
69. We'd lost Shelly a year ago.Copy !req
70. Her sweet kid, Wade, and me.Copy !req
71. Yeah, the evil stepdad.Copy !req
72. I still dream about her
most nights.Copy !req
73. These days,
it's just me and the kid.Copy !req
74. It's, uh... It's going good.Copy !req
75. Depression,
fatigue, aches and pains,Copy !req
76. and the malaise of
everyday life.Copy !req
77. - Don't worry.
- Hmm.Copy !req
78. At BTH,
we've got stuffCopy !req
79. for all that stuff and more.Copy !req
80. Side effects notwithstanding.Copy !req
81. Our line
of proprietary cutting-edgeCopy !req
82. bio-boosters are the way
to health, wellness,Copy !req
83. and plain old feeling good.Copy !req
84. I'm CEO Robert Garbinger.
But please, call me Bob.Copy !req
85. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
86. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
87. Bonnie Dimble here, live
from New Chemistry High SchoolCopy !req
88. for Varsity Tournament season.Copy !req
89. Coach Stanwyck.Copy !req
90. What can we expect from
the Crimson Beaks this year?Copy !req
91. New Chem
is gonna nuke 'em.Copy !req
92. Wouldn't wanna be
the Kennedy CougarsCopy !req
93. this Saturday, huh?Copy !req
94. Man, fuck the Cougars!Copy !req
95. - Oh. Oh, my God...
- Fuck the Cougars!Copy !req
96. Switching gears,
we have a special exclusiveCopy !req
97. for y'all at home now.Copy !req
98. It's the brand-new videoCopy !req
99. from those far-out
shocker rockersCopy !req
100. appearing this SaturdayCopy !req
101. at the St. Roma's
Fun Town Festival.Copy !req
102. Our hometown anti-heroes,
The Killer Nutz.Copy !req
103. Roll it, Terry.Copy !req
104. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
105. These guys, huh?Copy !req
106. Got everything,
got everything. Okay.Copy !req
107. Okay, breakfast is served.
Get some.Copy !req
108. Ah, that's just junk mail.
Uh...Copy !req
109. Whoa! Dig the shade.
What is that?Copy !req
110. Black Thunder?Copy !req
111. It's so nice.Copy !req
112. Looks really rad.Copy !req
113. Mmm.Copy !req
114. Um...Copy !req
115. Looks great.Copy !req
116. Well, I'll just scrape off
the black part.Copy !req
117. - It's fine. It's okay.
- It's okay.Copy !req
118. That part's pretty good.Copy !req
119. Oh, hey, Dais.Copy !req
120. How are you?Copy !req
121. Please, don't hurt...Copy !req
122. I don't wanna hurt him.Copy !req
123. And you don't want to acceptCopy !req
124. our more-than-reasonable offerCopy !req
125. for your piece of property here.Copy !req
126. But I promise you...Copy !req
127. you're gonna.Copy !req
128. Okay, I'll sign.Copy !req
129. Ah.
Common sense prevails.Copy !req
130. I'll be back
with the papers...Copy !req
131. - tonight.
- Now give him back.Copy !req
132. Mr. Treats!Copy !req
133. Watch it. Whoa!Copy !req
134. Get out
of the fucking road!Copy !req
135. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
136. My bike's
fucking ruined!Copy !req
137. That motherfucker
saved a cat!Copy !req
138. The wages of sin
is $12 an hour.Copy !req
139. Are you in the...
Are you in the yellow zone?Copy !req
140. Seems like a yellow.
It's not red, is it?Copy !req
141. I'm not ten.Copy !req
142. Stop with the zones.Copy !req
143. Can you do your tapping?Copy !req
144. I'm doingCopy !req
145. - my tapping right now.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
146. What does this
look like to you?Copy !req
147. You seem flooded.Copy !req
148. Why didn't you do anything?Copy !req
149. You just stood there
while those khaki creepsCopy !req
150. pushed Daisy around.Copy !req
151. Do what?Copy !req
152. Anything.Copy !req
153. Oh, Wade.Copy !req
154. Sometimes it's...Copy !req
155. it's better to do nothing.Copy !req
156. You know, you'll see that
when you're older.Copy !req
157. So you're all set
for your big dance piece?Copy !req
158. It's not a dance, okay?
It's a property movement piece.Copy !req
159. Right, property movement
piece.Copy !req
160. No, no, no, no.
It's a very specific thing.Copy !req
161. Well, you're gonna crush it.
I know that.Copy !req
162. Performing's in your blood, man.Copy !req
163. Your mom would be so proud.Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. Yeah.Copy !req
166. The BTH employee cafeteria...Copy !req
167. will be closedCopy !req
168. until further noticeCopy !req
169. due to the ongoing
clogged toilet issue. Janet.Copy !req
170. I can't see!Copy !req
171. Need some help
over here.Copy !req
172. Oh, God!Copy !req
173. Somebody, help!Copy !req
174. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
175. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
176. Next.Copy !req
177. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
178. Hey, Winston.Copy !req
179. Next.Copy !req
180. Hello?Copy !req
181. Mr. Gooze?Copy !req
182. - Yeah, that's me.
- Hi, I'm callingCopy !req
183. on behalf of
Dr. Walla's medical practice.Copy !req
184. I'm sorry?Copy !req
185. Well, I'm afraid I'm lookingCopy !req
186. at your test results.Copy !req
187. Test results?Copy !req
188. Next!Copy !req
189. - How's Wade?
- Good, thanks.Copy !req
190. Keeping up with
his counseling and whatnot?Copy !req
191. Basically, yeah.Copy !req
192. Single parents are heroes.Copy !req
193. Single step-parents,
double heroes.Copy !req
194. Single step-parents,Copy !req
195. play the hand you're dealt, yep.Copy !req
196. Uh-huh.
Hang on, hang on.Copy !req
197. So, uh, he's going out
for Share Your Gift?Copy !req
198. Yeah. Uh,
property movement piece.Copy !req
199. Good for him.Copy !req
200. My twins are freshmen already.Copy !req
201. - Can you believe that?
- Wow.Copy !req
202. Elizabeth had her first period.Copy !req
203. She's only 13.Copy !req
204. - Congratulations.
- Goes by in a blink.Copy !req
205. - So you wanted to see me?
- Right.Copy !req
206. So, you came to us
with those headaches,Copy !req
207. and we ran some tests.Copy !req
208. Oh, is that me?Copy !req
209. Oh, no, that's a healthy scan
so you...Copy !req
210. so you have some context.Copy !req
211. Yeah.Copy !req
212. This is you.Copy !req
213. Huh! Oh, wow.Copy !req
214. It's, uh... It's ghastly.Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. This is a very
advanced case of...Copy !req
217. - Frontal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. Pre-frontal.Copy !req
219. which, of course,
makes surgery impossible.Copy !req
220. Ah, fuck me. Hmm.Copy !req
221. How long do I have?Copy !req
222. Best case, six months, a year.Copy !req
223. So, a year
would be your best case.Copy !req
224. Oh, you fucked up
real good this time.Copy !req
225. There is a drug treatment
available for this.Copy !req
226. It's, uh, very new
and wildly expensive,Copy !req
227. but your insurance
will probably cover it.Copy !req
228. Oh, fuck me. Why didn't you
tell me that first?Copy !req
229. I should have.Copy !req
230. Speak to an agent.Copy !req
231. Got it.Copy !req
232. If you are a provider,
press one.Copy !req
233. No, no.
Speak to an agent.Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. If you are a patient,
press two.Copy !req
236. - Speak to an agent!
- Got it.Copy !req
237. If you are a provider,
press one.Copy !req
238. Speak to an age...Copy !req
239. Hi, Mr. Gooze.Copy !req
240. Hi.Copy !req
241. Okay, I see
you're on the Platinum PlanCopy !req
242. with your BTH
employee coverage.Copy !req
243. Yes. Hmm.Copy !req
244. Uh, that is me.Copy !req
245. - Platinum.
- Yes.Copy !req
246. Which excludes benefitsCopy !req
247. - covered under the Gold Plan.
- What?Copy !req
248. I... I am Platinum.Copy !req
249. Yeah,
you have Platinum.Copy !req
250. But like I said,Copy !req
251. only treatments listed on
the primary tier are covered.Copy !req
252. Secondary tier treatments
are covered,Copy !req
253. but not if you didn't qualify
for the Admiral's PlanCopy !req
254. unless you selected a co-tier.Copy !req
255. I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
256. What does that mean?Copy !req
257. - Doesn't...
- You have Platinum.Copy !req
258. Doesn't Platinum
cover the Gold?Copy !req
259. Oh, hon.
I'm talking about tiers.Copy !req
260. I don't know what tiers are.Copy !req
261. Perimeter check. O contact.Copy !req
262. Copy.
Bonnet, clear.Copy !req
263. All teams,
armor-piercing mags.Copy !req
264. Hell yeah.Copy !req
265. Take dictation, my dear.Copy !req
266. A letter to the editor.Copy !req
267. Dear fuckhead, in spite
of your dishonest newspaper'sCopy !req
268. alarmist predictions,
BTH is not on its way out.Copy !req
269. My ideas have not run dry,Copy !req
270. and my clothes are
most certainly not invisible,Copy !req
271. whatever the hell that meant.Copy !req
272. My haters have always
resorted to lies.Copy !req
273. I took money from gangsters.Copy !req
274. My factory is a super-polluterCopy !req
275. because they can't accept...Copy !req
276. all I'm really guilty ofCopy !req
277. is wanting to help people.Copy !req
278. But you can't createCopy !req
279. a world-changing
health-style empireCopy !req
280. without dealing with clowns
like you.Copy !req
281. Hang on, let me see. Um...Copy !req
282. I will innovate again...Copy !req
283. Get that out of my sight,
you fucking donkey!Copy !req
284. Yeah, I'm... I'm like
syphilis, uh, Sisyphus,Copy !req
285. pushing his big rocks
up the hill,Copy !req
286. and those rocks are...Copy !req
287. perfection.Copy !req
288. That's brilliant.Copy !req
289. Bloody brilliant!Copy !req
290. Oh, goddamn this thing.Copy !req
291. Piece of shit.Copy !req
292. It's... No, sorry, Robert,
you just press the...Copy !req
293. I did. I read the manual.Copy !req
294. Oh, I looked at the picture.Copy !req
295. - The red button next to mode.
- Right, I'm pushing...Copy !req
296. - I'm pressing that.
- Where it says "Finish."Copy !req
297. Okay. There it is.Copy !req
298. Well done, Robert.Copy !req
299. Where is Fritz?Copy !req
300. Here, Robert.Copy !req
301. He's coming, Robert.Copy !req
302. He just takes
that little bit longer.Copy !req
303. Thank you, Kissy.Copy !req
304. Okay. Uh, not that
I'm complaining necessarily.Copy !req
305. I mean, maybe I am a little,Copy !req
306. but it didn't exactly...Copy !req
307. look like an accident, did it?Copy !req
308. I mean, a harpoon?Copy !req
309. They had to improvise.Copy !req
310. Like jazz. Fair enough.Copy !req
311. And the traitor?Copy !req
312. No.Copy !req
313. Well, maybe,
Mr. Head of Security,Copy !req
314. hiring the rock group
you manage to handle wet worksCopy !req
315. was not the best
operational decision.Copy !req
316. - They're not rock.
- What?Copy !req
317. - Monster core.
- What? What?Copy !req
318. Crazy and dangerous.Copy !req
319. - He's just mumbling.
- Ugh.Copy !req
320. That's all he can do.Copy !req
321. And this viper, this betrayer,Copy !req
322. what does she do, huh?Copy !req
323. She sticks a knifeCopy !req
324. - into all of Body Talk's back.
- Right.Copy !req
325. Body Talk's backs. Backs.Copy !req
326. - Our collective back.
- What?Copy !req
327. - Back.
- Our collective back.Copy !req
328. Just when I'm up to my chin
in fucking IOUsCopy !req
329. from that bald mobster
downtown...Copy !req
330. I mean, do you realize
what's at stake here?Copy !req
331. Everything!Copy !req
332. I understand.Copy !req
333. Ruthless execution.Copy !req
334. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
335. As a window.Copy !req
336. Then why am I still looking
at your fucked up puss?Copy !req
337. Uh...Copy !req
338. Right.Copy !req
339. Hey.Copy !req
340. Hey!Copy !req
341. Koo-koo-koo.Copy !req
342. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Come on!Copy !req
343. Almost.Copy !req
344. Where is she?Copy !req
345. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?Copy !req
346. Where the fuck is she?Copy !req
347. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
348. Fuck!Copy !req
349. Fuck!Copy !req
350. Yo, let's try the next place.Copy !req
351. Hit it, we're gonna
find that bitch.Copy !req
352. Yes! Nailed it!Copy !req
353. There you are.Copy !req
354. Hey, do you know
the fucking Killer Nutz?Copy !req
355. 'Cause they were just here,Copy !req
356. and they beat the shit
out of me looking for you.Copy !req
357. Now, when I let you
stay here off the lease,Copy !req
358. I said, "No weird
vigilante stuff."Copy !req
359. And I feel like
I really emphasized that part.Copy !req
360. They won't be back.Copy !req
361. Hey.Copy !req
362. Hey!Copy !req
363. - J.J.?
- Neither will I.Copy !req
364. And what the fuck
did you do to my floor, man?Copy !req
365. Damn.Copy !req
366. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
367. Yo, babe. Yeah.Copy !req
368. That was awesome.Copy !req
369. Next up...Copy !req
370. That's you.Copy !req
371. You suck!Copy !req
372. Duck!Copy !req
373. Hey, hey! Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
374. Hey, Daisy, hey.Copy !req
375. Hey, bud.Copy !req
376. You okay?Copy !req
377. Saw my man coming home,Copy !req
378. thought he looked
kind of low so...Copy !req
379. Thanks, Daisy.Copy !req
380. Hey, sorry I couldn't
help earlier.Copy !req
381. You got Mr. Treats.Copy !req
382. So, how did it go?Copy !req
383. You know, you probably
don't remember thisCopy !req
384. 'cause she stopped
playing showsCopy !req
385. when you were real little,
but your momCopy !req
386. was an absolute killer
on stage.Copy !req
387. Oh, man, bloodbath every time.Copy !req
388. Thing is, she couldn't
even play that good.Copy !req
389. It was like...Copy !req
390. But...Copy !req
391. It was just the attitude.Copy !req
392. You know, her presentation.Copy !req
393. One second,
Wade, you're gonna love this!Copy !req
394. Jackpot!Copy !req
395. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
396. Come on, Wade. Come here!Copy !req
397. Wade! Oh, my God!Copy !req
398. There are so many people
waiting for you!Copy !req
399. Winston, no.Copy !req
400. Whoa. Whoa, again.Copy !req
401. Put the chair down,
please.Copy !req
402. Oh, you don't think
I know about dance?Copy !req
403. Property movement pieces.Copy !req
404. Here, learn this shit.Copy !req
405. Oh, my back.Copy !req
406. Okay, but you get the point.Copy !req
407. Like, go throw roses,Copy !req
408. and it's like
thunderous applause, and...Copy !req
409. It's gonna be fantastic.Copy !req
410. What's that?Copy !req
411. I can show you
the backspin too.Copy !req
412. But, uh, maybe later.Copy !req
413. You're such a good kid.Copy !req
414. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
415. Hey.
I'll dance with you, baby.Copy !req
416. Nice tutu.Copy !req
417. Well, there's always some
flux at our level.Copy !req
418. Right, we're all about the flux.Copy !req
419. BT is this township's
heart's blood.Copy !req
420. And you are BT, but...
we're concerned.Copy !req
421. I think when we announce
our next innovation,Copy !req
422. you will see
our intertwined fortunesCopy !req
423. very much in ascension.Copy !req
424. Could you give us a preview?Copy !req
425. Well, of course, uh,
it's too soonCopy !req
426. to go into any
of the particulars, really,Copy !req
427. - but I think...
- Mayor Togar,Copy !req
428. I don't know if you're familiar
with the term "game changer"?Copy !req
429. No, I'm not.Copy !req
430. But holy shit.Copy !req
431. Yes,
this new product is going toCopy !req
432. actually change, well, the game.Copy !req
433. Okay. Look, I don't appreciate
being buttonholed like this.Copy !req
434. Worried about being seen with
disreputable underworld types?Copy !req
435. So, what do you want?Copy !req
436. For you to be reminded...Copy !req
437. who bought your seatCopy !req
438. at the big boy table over there.Copy !req
439. Who bankrolled you
and your fuckheaded company.Copy !req
440. Thad.Copy !req
441. You know I'm grateful.Copy !req
442. Don't tell me that shit.
Show me.Copy !req
443. All right, you know,
there's always some flux...Copy !req
444. Fuck flux!
Think of something! You owe!Copy !req
445. People ain't
buying your snake oil anymore?Copy !req
446. Too many tumors
and bloody stools?Copy !req
447. I don't give a shit, bozo.Copy !req
448. 'Cause you owe.Copy !req
449. And it'll be nothing for meCopy !req
450. to fuck you
and everyone you loveCopy !req
451. in the most sandyCopy !req
452. - and unnatural ways.
- Whoa. Now...Copy !req
453. Nobody calls me bozo anymore.Copy !req
454. You're reminded.Copy !req
455. Business builder.Copy !req
456. Man of impeccable style.Copy !req
457. The Citizen Shepherd Award.Copy !req
458. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
459. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
460. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
461. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
462. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
463. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
464. The whole idea
of an award, it's...Copy !req
465. it's just not why we do
what we do, right?Copy !req
466. But as a focal tool,
it is useful.Copy !req
467. - Excuse me?
- Fear for my life.Copy !req
468. Cool. It's cool, it's cool.Copy !req
469. You gotta chill
with that firearm shit.Copy !req
470. It's not that kind
of evening.Copy !req
471. Yes, sir.Copy !req
472. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
473. I'm really sorry
to interrupt youCopy !req
474. on your special nightCopy !req
475. - with all your pretty friends.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
476. Um, but my name
is Winston Gooze,Copy !req
477. and I have been
working for you for 13 years,Copy !req
478. and I think I do
a pretty good job.Copy !req
479. My reviews are exceeds, meets,
and meets exceeds.Copy !req
480. You know, so...Copy !req
481. The point is, I'm sick, sir.Copy !req
482. And BT insurance won't help.Copy !req
483. Oh, man,
I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
484. I mean,
our plans are pretty robust,Copy !req
485. but what can I do for you?Copy !req
486. I don't know. I thought you'd
maybe just talk to your peopleCopy !req
487. and, on my behalf
and I wouldn't ask but...Copy !req
488. I've got a kid.Copy !req
489. And he already lost his mom.Copy !req
490. Can I just ask you
a little question?Copy !req
491. What is it you...
you do for us?Copy !req
492. Hygiene services.Copy !req
493. Mop shop, what what.Copy !req
494. - Mop shop.
- What what.Copy !req
495. - Yeah.
- I think I gotCopy !req
496. - a responsibility, don't I?
- Right. Yeah.Copy !req
497. Don't worry.Copy !req
498. We're gonna
sort this out, my man.Copy !req
499. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
500. My assistant, Miss Sturnevan,Copy !req
501. she'll just get
some details from you, okay?Copy !req
502. - Associate.
- Whoa.Copy !req
503. Shall we?Copy !req
504. This way, and I'll just...
We'll chat some things?Copy !req
505. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
506. Thank you. You rule.Copy !req
507. Yeah, I guess I kind of do.Copy !req
508. - Oh, this way, Mr. Gooze.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
509. I'll be back shortly
with your vouchers.Copy !req
510. - And the Bellini.
- Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
511. Oh, shit. Shit.Copy !req
512. Miss Sturnevan. Hello?Copy !req
513. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
514. Is he gone?
The world's saddest janitor.Copy !req
515. I mean, the brass neck
on that one.Copy !req
516. Listen,
fire him, rehire him,Copy !req
517. and fire him again.Copy !req
518. Jesus Christ.
Mop shop.Copy !req
519. Open.Copy !req
520. Summon the Nutz.Copy !req
521. Okay. Summoning the Nutz.Copy !req
522. Get the sample.
Get the fuck out.Copy !req
523. Get the sample.
Get the fuck out.Copy !req
524. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
525. Come on.Copy !req
526. Okay, come on, now.Copy !req
527. Trash run.Copy !req
528. What's with the rubber mask?Copy !req
529. This is a fucking robbery!Copy !req
530. Sorry, man.Copy !req
531. I don't want
to fucking hear it.Copy !req
532. I thought you were
one of the good guys.Copy !req
533. Robbing me with a fucking mop!Copy !req
534. Shame on you, Winston.Copy !req
535. Shame on you.Copy !req
536. I'll send someone
to untie you, Chris!Copy !req
537. It's not your fault.Copy !req
538. Okay.Copy !req
539. Easy, easy.Copy !req
540. Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
541. Come on.Copy !req
542. My man, hold up.Copy !req
543. Just want to talk.Copy !req
544. Hey, I know you guys.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
545. That's crazy. Big fan...Copy !req
546. Who is that?Copy !req
547. Yeah.Copy !req
548. What the fuck, you guys?Copy !req
549. This! This is the one
we're after.Copy !req
550. Hey, you said... Eh,
you said ruthless execution.Copy !req
551. Just... All right, fuck.Copy !req
552. Just clean it up,
you fucking ding-a-lings.Copy !req
553. Stop!Copy !req
554. It hurts!Copy !req
555. Help me!Copy !req
556. Help me!Copy !req
557. Hey, how's Mr. Feets?Copy !req
558. Mr. Treats is fine.Copy !req
559. All this traffic,
you gotta be careful.Copy !req
560. A lot of cats
getting hit out here.Copy !req
561. You're very subtle.Copy !req
562. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
563. - As a hammer.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
564. Hey, I've enjoyed
working with youCopy !req
565. on this transaction.Copy !req
566. Asshole.Copy !req
567. Excuse me?Copy !req
568. Hey, Winston.Copy !req
569. I keep calling
and you won't pick up.Copy !req
570. So, um, you know,
if you could...Copy !req
571. please just pick up
and... or call. Um...Copy !req
572. Oh, I'm just getting
really, really worried.Copy !req
573. Okay, bye.Copy !req
574. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
575. Whoa!Copy !req
576. The fuck?Copy !req
577. What the fuck
did you do to my sled?Copy !req
578. Jeez!Copy !req
579. Oh, shit, man.Copy !req
580. I apologize.Copy !req
581. Hey,
shut up down there!Copy !req
582. Someone call 911.Copy !req
583. The fuck?Copy !req
584. Did that guy
just shoot someone?Copy !req
585. I just said I was sorry.Copy !req
586. Oh, is that my arm?Copy !req
587. - It's a demon.
- It's a fiend.Copy !req
588. Those are
the same things!Copy !req
589. We gotta
kill that vampire.Copy !req
590. Call my dad.Copy !req
591. Call my dad.Copy !req
592. It ate a baby!Copy !req
593. It had a tail.Copy !req
594. Yep. Sounds like angel dust.Copy !req
595. Y'all doing a mob?Copy !req
596. We're doing a mob.Copy !req
597. Mob, mob, mob!Copy !req
598. Okay, fuck it. It's a mob.Copy !req
599. Mob, mob. Mob!Copy !req
600. Yee-haw!Copy !req
601. That's how perverts run!Copy !req
602. Hunched over and bow-legged!Copy !req
603. Let's fuck him up!Copy !req
604. You all go that way!Copy !req
605. Cut him off!Copy !req
606. He's in that meadow!Copy !req
607. We're coming for you!Copy !req
608. I think I saw
something in them trees.Copy !req
609. Oh, God.Copy !req
610. You better
run and hide.Copy !req
611. Keep searching.Copy !req
612. What's that over there?Copy !req
613. There he is.Copy !req
614. Thought you'd want
a breakfast.Copy !req
615. I found you in
Yonder Spooky Woods.Copy !req
616. My God.Copy !req
617. What's the issue, fella?Copy !req
618. I, uh...Copy !req
619. I'm...Copy !req
620. I'm dying.Copy !req
621. Doctor says
I've got maybe a year.Copy !req
622. Dying.Copy !req
623. Dying, he says.Copy !req
624. Well, why didn't you
say something before?Copy !req
625. Make way for the big parade.Copy !req
626. We got ticker tape
and there's confetti.Copy !req
627. Oh, and look, here comes
the big brass marching band.Copy !req
628. And great big, sexy,
long-legged women,Copy !req
629. high-kicking ladies.Copy !req
630. And then
there's a little train.Copy !req
631. There's a miniature train,
and you can ride it in circlesCopy !req
632. and eat cotton candyCopy !req
633. until your fucking heart
bursts with joyCopy !req
634. because, hey, folks...
he is dying!Copy !req
635. Yeah?Copy !req
636. Yeah, well, big whoop!Copy !req
637. "A year."Copy !req
638. Great. Big ol'
can-suck-it's-own-dick whoop!Copy !req
639. Guthrie Stockins.Copy !req
640. Uh, Winston.Copy !req
641. What I meant to say
is we're all... dying.Copy !req
642. You know, this place
used to be a preserve.Copy !req
643. And now, the Nervous Red WarblerCopy !req
644. is basically extinct.Copy !req
645. So you see,Copy !req
646. you dying,Copy !req
647. it just ain't nothing special.Copy !req
648. Well, that doesn't
make me feel any better.Copy !req
649. Well, it's never too late.Copy !req
650. Yeah, well, look at me.Copy !req
651. I used to be a fancy doctor.Copy !req
652. Yeah. Big salary, house.
You know, important, right?Copy !req
653. Next thing I know,Copy !req
654. Mr. Policeman's
holding me down,Copy !req
655. saying that I, uh, bit somebody
in a budget meeting.Copy !req
656. But look
how things turned out.Copy !req
657. See?Copy !req
658. You never know which way
the worm is gonna turn.Copy !req
659. So the question is,Copy !req
660. what you gonna do
in the meantime?Copy !req
661. What do you want?Copy !req
662. I want my boy.Copy !req
663. But he thinks I'm a monster.Copy !req
664. You're not a monster.Copy !req
665. Show him your good heart.Copy !req
666. Is that yours?Copy !req
667. Found this washed up
in Yonder Funky Lagoon.Copy !req
668. This is a formidable item.Copy !req
669. Do you know how to use it?Copy !req
670. Like, for mopping?Copy !req
671. - Mmm...
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
672. That's it. There we go.Copy !req
673. Just remember.Copy !req
674. Those given much will of them
have much demanded.Copy !req
675. - Yeah, got it. Got it.
- Generally speaking...Copy !req
676. Um, with great power
and whatnot.Copy !req
677. Oh, got it, got it.Copy !req
678. Good luck, Winston.Copy !req
679. He's an ugly
son of a bitch though.Copy !req
680. Yeah!Copy !req
681. Uh, saw blood.Copy !req
682. Handsome fella had his arm
tore off like wet bread,Copy !req
683. and the creature
run off into the night.Copy !req
684. An atmosphere of creeping terrorCopy !req
685. hangs over the city,
and there are still no leadsCopy !req
686. as to the identity
of the rampaging maniac.Copy !req
687. Uh, alleged maniac.Copy !req
688. Anyone who may have
encountered the strange beastCopy !req
689. should call this number.Copy !req
690. Can we put that up
please, Terry?Copy !req
691. What are we
dealing with here?Copy !req
692. MS-13? Bio-warfare?Copy !req
693. The oft-predicted uprisingCopy !req
694. of our woodland
Sasquatch cousins?Copy !req
695. At this point,Copy !req
696. it's impossible to say.Copy !req
697. Whatever it is...Copy !req
698. Hello.
Pervert tip line.Copy !req
699. Please hold.Copy !req
700. Jumping in
with some breaking news.Copy !req
701. We have confirmed reportsCopy !req
702. that a group of armed
political extremistsCopy !req
703. calling themselves
The Nasty Lads...Copy !req
704. Good Lord, y'all.
They've taken hostagesCopy !req
705. at a Miss Meat
lunch-a-torium downtown.Copy !req
706. Formerly Mister Meat.Copy !req
707. Let's go live.Copy !req
708. Suspects inside.Copy !req
709. We have injured
unknown number of targets.Copy !req
710. Yeah, we're set up out front.Copy !req
711. We're still waiting on SWAT.Copy !req
712. These guys are real psychos.Copy !req
713. God help us.Copy !req
714. We are The Nasty Lads.Copy !req
715. We are angry.Copy !req
716. You will hear our grievances.Copy !req
717. Youse guys don't move
a fucking muscle.Copy !req
718. Take us seriously.Copy !req
719. There's a boy in here.Copy !req
720. He's wearing a helmet.Copy !req
721. My mom made me wear it.Copy !req
722. Our once great Western societyCopy !req
723. has been enfeebled
by estrogenic thinkingCopy !req
724. and moral turpitude.Copy !req
725. What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
726. No longer!Copy !req
727. Today, we give notice.Copy !req
728. Today, we rise.Copy !req
729. Yeah, fellas,
I understand you're angry,Copy !req
730. but what's your issue
with this establishment?Copy !req
731. The change of mascotCopy !req
732. symbolizes the intellectual
dishonesty we abhor.Copy !req
733. It's always been Mister Meat.Copy !req
734. Yeah, sure, but it's still
the same great grub, right?Copy !req
735. I need SWAT right now!Copy !req
736. My boy's in there.Copy !req
737. Ma'am, please,
stay back.Copy !req
738. My son's in there.Copy !req
739. Somebody...
Somebody do something!Copy !req
740. Grievance one.Copy !req
741. Progressive fascism.Copy !req
742. Grievance two.
Anti-Anglo media tyranny.Copy !req
743. Three. The Global
Emasculatory Agenda!Copy !req
744. Four. Groupthink privacy.Copy !req
745. Five.
Western Alpha Scapegoating.Copy !req
746. Six. Science.Copy !req
747. Seven...Copy !req
748. Are you triggered?Copy !req
749. I can't see what you're doing.Copy !req
750. Are you triggered?Copy !req
751. - Eight...
- Shitheads, I'm blind.Copy !req
752. "Shitheads"?Copy !req
753. What's happening?Copy !req
754. Talk to me, what's happening?Copy !req
755. "Shitheads"?Copy !req
756. Maybe I'll just show you
who's a shitheads.Copy !req
757. What do you think, boys?Copy !req
758. I never cornholed...Copy !req
759. Don't antagonize him!Copy !req
760. You fucked up this time.Copy !req
761. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
762. Nobody special.Copy !req
763. - Just some dude...
- ... with a mop!Copy !req
764. Yeah.Copy !req
765. Come here, you!
And your stupidCopy !req
766. - fucking antlers!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
767. You too, dummy.Copy !req
768. Oh, God.Copy !req
769. Give me your lunch.Copy !req
770. Show me your hands!Copy !req
771. Dingus! Damn it!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
772. Oh, my God, is that man dead?Copy !req
773. Yeah, that's his head.Copy !req
774. Oh, God!Copy !req
775. What happened
to that guy?Copy !req
776. He looks like
a fucked-up hot dog.Copy !req
777. Oh, God,
he's putting it back in.Copy !req
778. Oh, fuck, he's putting it in.Copy !req
779. Standby. Um, okay.Copy !req
780. We're seeing movement here.Copy !req
781. People are coming outside.Copy !req
782. It's not clear
what's happening just yet.Copy !req
783. Hey, get over there
and give him a hand.Copy !req
784. Officer, get over there
and help these people.Copy !req
785. Aw!Copy !req
786. What the hell is that?Copy !req
787. Whoa!Copy !req
788. No! No!Copy !req
789. This little dude saved us.Copy !req
790. He's a hero.Copy !req
791. He's a hero.Copy !req
792. What's your name, sir?Copy !req
793. I'd rather not say.Copy !req
794. Are you affiliated
with BTH?Copy !req
795. No, no comment.Copy !req
796. How does it feel
to be considered a hero?Copy !req
797. Sometimes...Copy !req
798. you know, some...Copy !req
799. Sometimes you gotta
do something.Copy !req
800. Winston?Copy !req
801. Yeah!Copy !req
802. Yes!Copy !req
803. You gotta do something.Copy !req
804. If you're just joining us...Copy !req
805. I'm sorry.
I'm just choked up here.Copy !req
806. Um, it appears that the hostagesCopy !req
807. - are all safe.
- That's him.Copy !req
808. - Or mostly safe...
- Him?Copy !req
809. - ... but they're okay.
- That's him?Copy !req
810. Oh, we got the crazy bastard.Copy !req
811. He's headed south on Torgl.Copy !req
812. Fan out.Copy !req
813. I want him dead or alive.Copy !req
814. Actually, wait. You still there?Copy !req
815. Yeah, dude, yeah. Still here.Copy !req
816. - Just dead.
- Just dead?Copy !req
817. Yeah.Copy !req
818. When I ask you
to handle things,Copy !req
819. my beloved baby brother,Copy !req
820. basis of my assumption is that
you will not then decide...Copy !req
821. to fuck the entire goat!Copy !req
822. See what you did?Copy !req
823. I did what you asked.Copy !req
824. How dare you sass him,
little runt?Copy !req
825. - And you!
- Me?Copy !req
826. You had one of the anarchists
right in your hand,Copy !req
827. - and you lost him.
- No, no.Copy !req
828. I did not let him go.Copy !req
829. I took him
for a little Bellini.Copy !req
830. We had a stroll...Copy !req
831. The betrayer and the janitor
are obviously in cahoots,Copy !req
832. making mayhem against us,
and if that weren't enough,Copy !req
833. now some mighty freakCopy !req
834. puts us right in the spotlight.Copy !req
835. So mighty.Copy !req
836. Uh, you always say,Copy !req
837. "Any attention
is good attention"?Copy !req
838. You missed the point.Copy !req
839. The janitor and the freak
are one and the same.Copy !req
840. - Fuck!
- And somehow,Copy !req
841. because of what you did,Copy !req
842. we made it so.Copy !req
843. An evolution.Copy !req
844. I want all of my geeks
working on this.Copy !req
845. But first, how...Copy !req
846. did this happen?Copy !req
847. Whoop.Copy !req
848. Our factory
waste materialsCopy !req
849. are normally quite toxic,Copy !req
850. but in combination with an
extremely rare genetic marker,Copy !req
851. it could trigger
a powerful mutation.Copy !req
852. Which result
in muscle accretion,Copy !req
853. hyper-cellular augmentation
and, uh...Copy !req
854. - Um...
- Spit it out.Copy !req
855. Girthening.Copy !req
856. Yes.Copy !req
857. Notable girthening.Copy !req
858. You're gonna save my ass,
aren't you, janitor?Copy !req
859. Time is short.Copy !req
860. Can you recreate the mutation?Copy !req
861. We need the freak,
but there's a riskCopy !req
862. - of dangerous infection...
- Get it started.Copy !req
863. Find him, bring him here.Copy !req
864. Uh...Copy !req
865. He has a child.Copy !req
866. But where does he come from?Copy !req
867. And what does he want?Copy !req
868. And what is
the BTH connection?Copy !req
869. Excuse me, the Toxic Avenger?Copy !req
870. That's what the kids
are calling him.Copy !req
871. I think it's swell.Copy !req
872. Is "him"
the preferred pronoun?Copy !req
873. Real classy, Rick.Copy !req
874. Uh, help you?Copy !req
875. I'll tell you what went down.Copy !req
876. So that's what went down.Copy !req
877. So are you like a...
a detective or a spy?Copy !req
878. No, I'm just angry.Copy !req
879. I'm trying to expose
these jackals.Copy !req
880. Your dad's the key.Copy !req
881. Stepdad.Copy !req
882. I grew up by the river.Copy !req
883. You could see BT factory
from my yard.Copy !req
884. I never bought into the whole
bio booster bullshit.Copy !req
885. But my mom was a disciple.Copy !req
886. Bob Garbinger was
the Second Coming,Copy !req
887. far as she cared.Copy !req
888. She bought everything
they put out.Copy !req
889. Then came the stomach aches.Copy !req
890. And by the time
she could get the surgery,Copy !req
891. shit they took out of her
was the size of a baseball.Copy !req
892. She was gone in a year.Copy !req
893. Whole time thinking
her cranial stimsCopy !req
894. and positive frequency lamps
would save her.Copy !req
895. And that's the shit,
now we know,Copy !req
896. that killed her
in the first place.Copy !req
897. My sister died too.Copy !req
898. - Cancer?
- Zamboni.Copy !req
899. Hell of a skater. No awareness.Copy !req
900. It was a rough year.Copy !req
901. Yeah. I lost my mom
like that too.Copy !req
902. - Zamboni?
- Cancer.Copy !req
903. Sorry about that, man.Copy !req
904. A lot of that going around.Copy !req
905. You got him mixed up
in some bad stuff.Copy !req
906. He was already there,
running off with some money.Copy !req
907. Where are you?Copy !req
908. Where are you?Copy !req
909. Stop flipping.Copy !req
910. They're running.Copy !req
911. Parkour?Copy !req
912. No.Copy !req
913. No parkour.Copy !req
914. We'll track him.Copy !req
915. - Wait!
- Whoa.Copy !req
916. What are you doing with her?Copy !req
917. Never mind about her.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
918. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
919. Um...Copy !req
920. - Does it hurt?
- Uh...Copy !req
921. No, it's not bad.
It's sort of like a sunburn.Copy !req
922. I didn't ask for all the doctors
and... and therapy and shit.Copy !req
923. I didn't ask for you to go out
stealing to pay for it.Copy !req
924. The money was for me.Copy !req
925. I'm sick.
It's my head.Copy !req
926. There's medicine for it.Copy !req
927. And I was trying to pay for it
and then, um...Copy !req
928. - And then, well...
- Are you...Copy !req
929. Are you... are you gonna die?Copy !req
930. And you didn't tell me?Copy !req
931. Just like Mom.
And I'm not gonna have anyone.Copy !req
932. - No, no, wait. I'm your dad.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
933. We need to get inside.Copy !req
934. You never even got married!Copy !req
935. I promise you,Copy !req
936. I am not going...Copy !req
937. Go!Copy !req
938. Winston!Copy !req
939. What the fuck?Copy !req
940. He's getting away!Copy !req
941. Go around.
Cut him off!Copy !req
942. - Go! Go! Go!
- That way! That way!Copy !req
943. We have to go back.Copy !req
944. We have to help him.Copy !req
945. No. Too dangerous.Copy !req
946. My... My ears are ringing.Copy !req
947. Oh.Copy !req
948. I'm sorry.Copy !req
949. Jump scare.Copy !req
950. There you are.Copy !req
951. There he is.Copy !req
952. There he is.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
953. Hey, come here.Copy !req
954. Come here a sec.Copy !req
955. What the fuck?Copy !req
956. What happened
to youse?Copy !req
957. Just... just come here.Copy !req
958. What?Copy !req
959. I got something
to tell you.Copy !req
960. What is it?Copy !req
961. It's... it's important.Copy !req
962. Goddamn it!Copy !req
963. Gotcha, sucker.Copy !req
964. No, no, no!Copy !req
965. Blake was gutted.Copy !req
966. No, not bummed.
I mean, he was disemboweled.Copy !req
967. I sent in Boofer
and Keg-Stand,Copy !req
968. but I lost contact, and...Copy !req
969. Stay gold, asshole.Copy !req
970. Oh, God.Copy !req
971. Hey. Hey. Where's Wade?Copy !req
972. Hey!Copy !req
973. Oh, God! Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
974. Hold on. I know a doctor.Copy !req
975. Don't worry.Copy !req
976. Are you sure you're a doctor?Copy !req
977. Whoever told you
I was a doctor?Copy !req
978. You did.Copy !req
979. Well, then,
in my medical opinion,Copy !req
980. she's already dead.Copy !req
981. God. Okay, okay.Copy !req
982. Young... young lady?Copy !req
983. Hmm.Copy !req
984. Jesus.Copy !req
985. You've got someplace to be?Copy !req
986. Sound check, baby.Copy !req
987. You'll make the festival.Copy !req
988. Gotta sound tight
for the community.Copy !req
989. Hashtag blessed. A koo-koo-koo!Copy !req
990. Just play
the fucking hits.Copy !req
991. Whatever.Copy !req
992. Hey, kid.Copy !req
993. Don't be scared.Copy !req
994. We just want him.Copy !req
995. You're the one
who should be scared.Copy !req
996. You see
what he's up against?Copy !req
997. Winston...Copy !req
998. My dad loves me
more than anything.Copy !req
999. What would your family doCopy !req
1000. if someone tried
to take you away?Copy !req
1001. Sorry. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1002. Right away.Copy !req
1003. Hello, Thad.Copy !req
1004. Don't you "Thad" me,
you cunty jerk.Copy !req
1005. That BTH Frankenstein
just tomahawked half my gang!Copy !req
1006. So convince me not to come
over there right nowCopy !req
1007. and put a rattlesnake
up your ass.Copy !req
1008. Oh, please don't do that.Copy !req
1009. You know there are
undercover feds in townCopy !req
1010. looking to make hay
out of exactlyCopy !req
1011. this sort of shit show?Copy !req
1012. - Thad...
- AKA,Copy !req
1013. you are suicidally
fucking with my money!Copy !req
1014. - Of course, but you...
- You're talking nowCopy !req
1015. which means your whole
operation gets pried open!Copy !req
1016. And anyone connected is a...Copy !req
1017. - It's handled.
- You're sure?Copy !req
1018. You have my word.Copy !req
1019. I hope so, bozo.Copy !req
1020. Why don't we just take it off
and start again?Copy !req
1021. Put him in the shed.Copy !req
1022. Let go of me!
Let me go!Copy !req
1023. You can't do this!Copy !req
1024. This is a mistake.Copy !req
1025. The boy.Copy !req
1026. You're familiar
with Pandora's box?Copy !req
1027. The exotic revue?Copy !req
1028. - No
Oh.Copy !req
1029. - A can of worms, I mean.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1030. The only can
I'm interested in right now...Copy !req
1031. is can I know
that you're on my side?Copy !req
1032. Where else would I be, Robert?Copy !req
1033. Hmm.Copy !req
1034. Hey, little fella.Copy !req
1035. There's a gentleman
down there huffing jenkem.Copy !req
1036. Says you saved my life.Copy !req
1037. Thank you.Copy !req
1038. They took Wade to get to me.Copy !req
1039. Yeah.Copy !req
1040. And they
did all this, huh?Copy !req
1041. The night we met, I was
trying to get hard proof.Copy !req
1042. Me and my mentor.Copy !req
1043. His name is Melvin Ferd.Copy !req
1044. He was a good reporter.Copy !req
1045. Very brave.Copy !req
1046. And they killed him
with harpoons and shit.Copy !req
1047. And if you ruin them,
it'll make things okay.Copy !req
1048. No, we've already
killed the planet.Copy !req
1049. Ruining BTH
isn't gonna change that.Copy !req
1050. You don't...Copy !req
1051. You don't know that.
Things could change.Copy !req
1052. It's never too late.Copy !req
1053. Why fight if you can't win?Copy !req
1054. They're dangerous.Copy !req
1055. We'd have to go in hard.Copy !req
1056. I am very hard.Copy !req
1057. You suck!Copy !req
1058. Boo!Copy !req
1059. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1060. Are you cunt-lickin',
cock-suckin' motherfuckers?Copy !req
1061. - Yes, we are!
- No.Copy !req
1062. - That's right!
- All right.Copy !req
1063. I know you know the words
to this next one.Copy !req
1064. So I want you loud up
in this bitch!Copy !req
1065. This shit don't work.Copy !req
1066. This shit don't work.Copy !req
1067. Who the fuck
is ruining our show?Copy !req
1068. No!Copy !req
1069. - Toxie! It's him!
- Yo, I know this dude!Copy !req
1070. Hey, Toxie!
He saved my life! Hey!Copy !req
1071. Don't cheer!Copy !req
1072. It's my fuckin' stage!Copy !req
1073. No!Copy !req
1074. Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
1075. Look out!Copy !req
1076. What do you got? A mop?Copy !req
1077. Oh,
here it comes, baby.Copy !req
1078. Yes. I am gonna flip it...Copy !req
1079. - Oh, shit. Wait.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
1080. Eat your fuckin' beard!Copy !req
1081. Fuck you!Copy !req
1082. Oh, my wife...Copy !req
1083. my best partner.Copy !req
1084. Why'd Toxie do that?Copy !req
1085. What the fuck, Toxie?Copy !req
1086. I told you
he was a monster!Copy !req
1087. Who's gonna
clean up all this shit?Copy !req
1088. Listen up!Copy !req
1089. These dudes suck!Copy !req
1090. They kill people for BTH!Copy !req
1091. It's Robert Garbinger.Copy !req
1092. He's in bed with gangsters.Copy !req
1093. They all got rich
and you all got sick.Copy !req
1094. Weird bitch.Copy !req
1095. They are ruiners!Copy !req
1096. Over here!Copy !req
1097. Where's my son?Copy !req
1098. Where is my son?Copy !req
1099. Ow!Copy !req
1100. Chüdhaven.Copy !req
1101. Chüdhaven?Copy !req
1102. - Do you know where that is?
- Mmm.Copy !req
1103. - Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1104. Chüdhaven.Copy !req
1105. - Too much. Too much.
- Uh...Copy !req
1106. This way.Copy !req
1107. Are you ready?Copy !req
1108. Post one, any contact?Copy !req
1109. Negative.Copy !req
1110. Copy. Stay frosty.Copy !req
1111. Two guards.Copy !req
1112. - Can we sneak in?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1113. It's wide open.Copy !req
1114. Follow my lead.Copy !req
1115. I have a plan.Copy !req
1116. Hey, boys.Copy !req
1117. Oh. That plan was insane.Copy !req
1118. No.Copy !req
1119. Winston!Copy !req
1120. - Wade?
- Look out!Copy !req
1121. Hey, gang.Copy !req
1122. Room service.
Just getting everybody comfy.Copy !req
1123. Triple titanium
chains there, buddy.Copy !req
1124. You ain't going anywhere.Copy !req
1125. You know,Copy !req
1126. I think you've learned
a pretty severe lessonCopy !req
1127. about not stealing
from your employer.Copy !req
1128. But the fun thing is, is thatCopy !req
1129. even though
you tried to rob me...Copy !req
1130. all of this
is gonna make meCopy !req
1131. a fucking barn load of money.Copy !req
1132. Look at those guns.Copy !req
1133. Get away from him, you pig.Copy !req
1134. "Pig"? Okay, you know what?Copy !req
1135. I'm not even
talking to you right now.Copy !req
1136. I'm so irritated with your...Copy !req
1137. "Oh, dear.
Businessman. Bad."Copy !req
1138. So just...Copy !req
1139. Annoying.Copy !req
1140. Wow.Copy !req
1141. Tell me, Mr. Gooze,Copy !req
1142. um, did it hurt?Copy !req
1143. You're becoming...Copy !req
1144. Okay. Well, never mind.Copy !req
1145. I'll find out for myself.Copy !req
1146. I'm gonna have
the side effects boysCopy !req
1147. iron it out before we launch.Copy !req
1148. - Garbinger.
- Yes?Copy !req
1149. You're gonna find out
what hurts.Copy !req
1150. No.Copy !req
1151. - I'm gonna make sure it hurts.
- No.Copy !req
1152. I get it.Copy !req
1153. - I'm gonna make...
- I just saidCopy !req
1154. that I was gonna find out.Copy !req
1155. So it's a hat on a hat, right?Copy !req
1156. - It's a hat on a hat.
- It is.Copy !req
1157. - I'm gonna make sure it hurts.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1158. The moment has passed.Copy !req
1159. - See you guys.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1160. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1161. It wasn't a good line.Copy !req
1162. Don't you
fucking touch him!Copy !req
1163. Winston!Copy !req
1164. Winston!Copy !req
1165. Some of the subsequences
are flawed.Copy !req
1166. - Some.
- Run it again.Copy !req
1167. Winston!Copy !req
1168. Winston!Copy !req
1169. These elements containCopy !req
1170. traces of...Copy !req
1171. which can cause
notable brain changes.Copy !req
1172. Run it again.Copy !req
1173. The subject will not likely
survive another extraction.Copy !req
1174. Let's hope he does.Copy !req
1175. Uh...Copy !req
1176. The mutagenics are in range.Copy !req
1177. But, uh...Copy !req
1178. Here at Gonzales Park,Copy !req
1179. where a fun family festivalCopy !req
1180. turned into
a bananas bloodbathCopy !req
1181. that some attribute
to the freaky folk heroCopy !req
1182. known as Toxie.Copy !req
1183. Beautiful.Copy !req
1184. I'm assuming
you heard this.Copy !req
1185. Thad.Copy !req
1186. What I heard
was criminal allegationsCopy !req
1187. about BTH being in
with criminal gangstersCopy !req
1188. and using our town as their
own personal shit box.Copy !req
1189. It's Robert Garbinger.Copy !req
1190. He's in bed with gangsters.Copy !req
1191. They all got rich
and you all got sick.Copy !req
1192. They are ruiners!Copy !req
1193. There you have it.Copy !req
1194. Shocking allegations
against BTHCopy !req
1195. of organized crime connectionsCopy !req
1196. and heinous
environmental abuses.Copy !req
1197. As of today,
all municipal cooperationCopy !req
1198. with Body Talk Healthstyle
is suspended,Copy !req
1199. pending a thorough inve...Copy !req
1200. You said it was handled.Copy !req
1201. Fuck them.Copy !req
1202. We can wait them out.Copy !req
1203. You got a turd in your pocket?Copy !req
1204. Who's this "we"?Copy !req
1205. I would never tell them
anything about us. About you.Copy !req
1206. You say that
like you have any controlCopy !req
1207. - over what happens.
- But I do.Copy !req
1208. Just now, we hadCopy !req
1209. the breakthrough
of a millennium.Copy !req
1210. It's the ultimate bio booster.Copy !req
1211. We could... we could call it
Champion Sauce or God Soda.Copy !req
1212. Everybody is gonna be eating
out of my hands, just like...Copy !req
1213. - Eating out of our hands.
- Hush.Copy !req
1214. - Just like the old days.
- Hush.Copy !req
1215. Okay if I had a quick drink?
I'm just...Copy !req
1216. - One for the road?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1217. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
1218. We had a good run, huh?Copy !req
1219. You and me.Copy !req
1220. Stop stalling.Copy !req
1221. It's cheap.Copy !req
1222. Bozo?Copy !req
1223. Nobody calls me that anymore.Copy !req
1224. Rob...Copy !req
1225. Robert.Copy !req
1226. My love, I feel unwell.Copy !req
1227. Mmm.Copy !req
1228. Take dictation, my dear.
Superiority...Copy !req
1229. I don't
want explanations.Copy !req
1230. I want results.Copy !req
1231. His body's
rejecting the serum.Copy !req
1232. I literally said
I didn't want that.Copy !req
1233. We warned him
it wasn't perfected.Copy !req
1234. So fucking perfect it!Copy !req
1235. My God,
you people are tedious!Copy !req
1236. The mess upstairs? No traces.Copy !req
1237. - The hostage?
- No witnesses.Copy !req
1238. Wait. What?Copy !req
1239. You didn't think
we were just gonna let him go?Copy !req
1240. But he's a child.Copy !req
1241. And whose sterling
fucking idea was itCopy !req
1242. to bring him here
in the first place?Copy !req
1243. Do it.Copy !req
1244. No, Colonel.Copy !req
1245. Jeff, we're not gonna do that.Copy !req
1246. You disloyal little gimp.Copy !req
1247. That is your brother
I'm trying to protect.Copy !req
1248. No, it's not.Copy !req
1249. Oh, Fritz.Copy !req
1250. You fucking little shit!Copy !req
1251. No witnesses!Copy !req
1252. Witnesses.Copy !req
1253. Hey.Copy !req
1254. Hey.Copy !req
1255. Yo! Wake up!Copy !req
1256. They're going to kill Wade!Copy !req
1257. Wade?Copy !req
1258. Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1259. Mel would be
so pissed at me.Copy !req
1260. Pissed.Copy !req
1261. I gotta get my dick out.Copy !req
1262. Your dick?Copy !req
1263. Please, like
you have to trust me.Copy !req
1264. I swear to God, if you're
being perverted right now...Copy !req
1265. Okay. Hey. No. No.Copy !req
1266. I promise you,Copy !req
1267. I am not a pervert.Copy !req
1268. Okay?Copy !req
1269. Okay. Watch out.
I gotta piss on my face.Copy !req
1270. Okey-doke.Copy !req
1271. Got it.Copy !req
1272. Holy shit.Copy !req
1273. Don't worry.Copy !req
1274. I'll have better aim now.Copy !req
1275. No.Copy !req
1276. Ugh.Copy !req
1277. Hard proof. Maybe a cure.Copy !req
1278. Great. Get that to the car.Copy !req
1279. I'll get Wade.Copy !req
1280. Go.Copy !req
1281. Hey.Copy !req
1282. Was it worth it, janitor?Copy !req
1283. Did you get what you wanted?Copy !req
1284. I lost...
everything!Copy !req
1285. We're not so different,
you and I.Copy !req
1286. I also like to scream.Copy !req
1287. Everything!Copy !req
1288. Come here,
you mother...Copy !req
1289. There's nothing
you can do to us.Copy !req
1290. Get your weird ass up.Copy !req
1291. You're the fucking weird ass.Copy !req
1292. Fuck you!Copy !req
1293. You bitch.Copy !req
1294. Bitch!Copy !req
1295. Robert!Copy !req
1296. That's for my mom.Copy !req
1297. Where's Wade?Copy !req
1298. You should have just helped me!Copy !req
1299. But I'm a monster.Copy !req
1300. Dad!Copy !req
1301. Huh?Copy !req
1302. This way. Hurry.Copy !req
1303. - Please.
- Wade?Copy !req
1304. Don't kill him.Copy !req
1305. It's not who you are.Copy !req
1306. Well, I mean, uh...Copy !req
1307. - What?
- Never mind. No.Copy !req
1308. Nothing.Copy !req
1309. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
1310. Uh, you mean the...
With the guy... with the...Copy !req
1311. Yeah, that guy.Copy !req
1312. Well, that was just
self-defense.Copy !req
1313. Yes, it was.Copy !req
1314. You... You haven't killed
anyone else, have you?Copy !req
1315. See, when you say, uh,
"self-defense"...Copy !req
1316. Three, two, one!Copy !req
1317. Ignition.Copy !req
1318. What a good fucking line.Copy !req
1319. You called me Dad.Copy !req
1320. I know.Copy !req
1321. I love you...Copy !req
1322. No! Dad!Copy !req
1323. Stop!Copy !req
1324. Enough!Copy !req
1325. It's never enough!Copy !req
1326. Hey! Over here.Copy !req
1327. Oh, good.
You're up.Copy !req
1328. Your son's gone
to the snack machine.Copy !req
1329. Neat kid.Copy !req
1330. Turn that up.Copy !req
1331. large scale corruptionCopy !req
1332. in the wake
of the BTH data dump.Copy !req
1333. A federal task force
has revealedCopy !req
1334. a massive conspiracy of fraud,Copy !req
1335. bribery, toxic dumping,
and even murder for hireCopy !req
1336. involving city officials,Copy !req
1337. including the Mayor
and Chief of Police.Copy !req
1338. Criminally implicated CEO
Robert GarbingerCopy !req
1339. remains at large,Copy !req
1340. as does the so-called
Toxic Avenger.Copy !req
1341. Splendid. One
of our greatest business mindsCopy !req
1342. is pilloried just because...Copy !req
1343. Oh,
shut the fuck up, Rick.Copy !req
1344. I've been after BTH for years.Copy !req
1345. Are you gonna arrest me?Copy !req
1346. We're gonna sweep you
under the rug as best we can.Copy !req
1347. You also saved a lot of lives.Copy !req
1348. You'll always have that.Copy !req
1349. For a year, maybe.Copy !req
1350. Best case.Copy !req
1351. - Actually...
- Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1352. What? You scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
1353. - I thought you saw me here.
- No, I didn't see you.Copy !req
1354. Well,
I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
1355. I was having lunch here, uh,
in case you woke upCopy !req
1356. because I wanted
to tell you thisCopy !req
1357. - as soon as I could.
- What is it?Copy !req
1358. Lebanese bologna
and cream cheese,Copy !req
1359. - which sounds off...
- What...Copy !req
1360. What did you want to tell me?Copy !req
1361. Oh. Yes.Copy !req
1362. More context?Copy !req
1363. Nope, that's you.Copy !req
1364. Looks like your mutations
with generative propertiesCopy !req
1365. causing...Copy !req
1366. in your brain to vanish.Copy !req
1367. Wild, huh?Copy !req
1368. You done
fucked up twice now!Copy !req
1369. You're in recovery.Copy !req
1370. Apart from your hideous
physical condition, obviously.Copy !req
1371. Mr. Treats says thanks.Copy !req
1372. Thank you, man.Copy !req
1373. Great job.
You did a great job!Copy !req
1374. Bunch of crap.Copy !req
1375. - What?
- You heard me. You heard me.Copy !req
1376. You got a problem?Copy !req
1377. Yeah. This is a hospital.Copy !req
1378. - This ain't no rodeo, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1379. I'm aware. I'm excited.Copy !req
1380. Some kind of party.Copy !req
1381. Can I have more apple juice?Copy !req
1382. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1383. Hmm.Copy !req
1384. Yes!Copy !req
1385. Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
1386. There's nothing
they can do to us, Robert.Copy !req
1387. Ah.Copy !req
1388. I was just, uh,Copy !req
1389. just making
some grilled cheese.Copy !req
1390. It's not... you know, uh...Copy !req
1391. Whatever, I guess. Uh...Copy !req
1392. You know, the main thing is,Copy !req
1393. you want to put the butter
on the bread firstCopy !req
1394. so it crisps evenly.Copy !req
1395. Put butter in the pan first,
it's uneven and, uh,Copy !req
1396. you know, it can burn,
and that's... that's not good.Copy !req
1397. So, uh,
you got to use white bread.Copy !req
1398. Only white.Copy !req
1399. Or, uh, or sourdough.Copy !req
1400. Yeah. I, uh,Copy !req
1401. put a bit of mayonnaise
on mine sometimes.Copy !req
1402. You know, to be honest,
I don't think it makesCopy !req
1403. a difference. But, you know.Copy !req
1404. I don't know why I do that.
I just do.Copy !req
1405. And I use American cheese.Copy !req
1406. But I... You could use cheddarCopy !req
1407. if you like that better or,
uh, you know,Copy !req
1408. cheddar jack or, you know,Copy !req
1409. three-mix cheddar. Uh...Copy !req
1410. Oh, hey, bud.Copy !req
1411. Uh, another cool thing
you could doCopy !req
1412. is you can just, uh, you know,Copy !req
1413. after it's been cooking
for a while, you justCopy !req
1414. sprinkle some shredded
cheese on the outside.Copy !req
1415. You flip it and do the same
on the other side.Copy !req
1416. Now what you get is,Copy !req
1417. you get this nice,
crispy shell.Copy !req
1418. So it's nice
and crispy on the outsideCopy !req
1419. and then you get that bite.Copy !req
1420. Just the pop.Copy !req
1421. You know,
that crunch on the outside.Copy !req
1422. You know, it's, uh,
not essential.Copy !req
1423. Just a little thing extra
you can do to, uh, boss it up.Copy !req
1424. You know, I...Copy !req
1425. I serve, uh,
I serve mine with milk.Copy !req
1426. But, uh,
you could do whatever.Copy !req
1427. You know, whatever you like.Copy !req
1428. You know.Copy !req
1429. And that clocks
another blockCopy !req
1430. of "I Love Rock" on AM 10-1.Copy !req
1431. It's another
unusually lovely day,Copy !req
1432. here in St. Roma's...Copy !req
1433. Blue skies. Sun's out.Copy !req
1434. Kids are playing
with their dogs.Copy !req
1435. That's how many beautiful days
in a row now?Copy !req
1436. What's the opposite
of a curse, kids?Copy !req
1437. It's, uh, just good luck,
I guess.Copy !req
1438. Okay, this is Rowdy Mike
on AM 10-1Copy !req
1439. where we're all 10-1 together.Copy !req