1. I didn't want any of this.Copy !req
2. Not the...Copy !req
3. Wait!Copy !req
4. Wait, stop!Copy !req
5. Fuck!
We'll get to all of that.Copy !req
6. Just... Just relax...Copy !req
7. Okay? Jesus.Copy !req
8. I didn't want any of this.Copy !req
9. Not the grief,
not the illness.Copy !req
10. Certainly not
the heroic voiceover.Copy !req
11. That's not who I am.Copy !req
12. But sometimes,
you gotta do something...Copy !req
13. It all started
on the other side of town.Copy !req
14. I wasn't even involved.Copy !req
15. Okay,
we've got this hystericCopy !req
16. on line two again.Copy !req
17. Now, um, you're saying that
this beloved corporationCopy !req
18. would knowingly poison
its own customersCopy !req
19. selling unhealthy slop
just to, uh... to what?Copy !req
20. Just to boost
their own profit margins?Copy !req
21. Yes, that's
exactly what I'm saying.Copy !req
22. Where's the proof?Copy !req
23. I'm not
an expert on chemical stuff,Copy !req
24. but I'm not an idiot either.Copy !req
25. I can see it with my own eyes.
I can smell it in the air,Copy !req
26. - I can feel it on my skin.
- Ah, okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
27. Oof.Copy !req
28. Must be a full moon.Copy !req
29. Are you okay?Copy !req
30. Got these fuckers now.Copy !req
31. - Were you followed?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
32. You taught me
how to spot a tail, right?Copy !req
33. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
34. BT headquarters.Copy !req
35. Got to the 12th floor,Copy !req
36. dug into their
internal system.Copy !req
37. That's risky.Copy !req
38. Well, I'm not going
to the factoryCopy !req
39. if I can help it.Copy !req
40. These bastards.Copy !req
41. Oh, my God. You did it.Copy !req
42. This is exactly what we need
to destroy BTH.Copy !req
43. J.J., you've done real good.Copy !req
44. Oh, God.Copy !req
45. Let's go.Copy !req
46. Go.Copy !req
47. Come on!
I'm right here!Copy !req
48. J.J., go!Copy !req
49. Here we come.Copy !req
50. Little girl!Copy !req
51. Oh, my God. Okay, okay.Copy !req
52. Goddamn it!Copy !req
53. You assholes are too late!Copy !req
54. There's nothing
you can do to me.Copy !req
55. Motherfucker.Copy !req
56. You dickless idiots!Copy !req
57. Nope.Copy !req
58. Is that all you've got,
you fucking pussies?Copy !req
59. Halloween assholes!Copy !req
60. This fucking guy.
Is that all you can do?Copy !req
61. Fuck each of you.Copy !req
62. You've got nothing!Copy !req
63. Nothing.Copy !req
64. Fucking door!Copy !req
65. Nah. She's nobody.Copy !req
66. Nothing at all.Copy !req
67. Oh?Copy !req
68. Oh, fuck,
it hurts! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
69. Good morning.Copy !req
70. We'd lost Shelly
a year ago.Copy !req
71. Her sweet kid, Wade, and me.Copy !req
72. Yeah, the evil stepdad.Copy !req
73. I still dream about her
most nights.Copy !req
74. These days,
it's just me and the kid.Copy !req
75. It's, uh... It's going good.Copy !req
76. Depression,
fatigue, aches and pains,Copy !req
77. and the malaise of
everyday life.Copy !req
78. - Don't worry.
- Hmm.Copy !req
79. At BTH,
we've got stuffCopy !req
80. - for all that stuff and more.Copy !req
81. Side effects notwithstanding.Copy !req
82. Our line
of proprietary cutting-edgeCopy !req
83. bio-boosters are the way
to health, wellness,Copy !req
84. and plain old feeling good.Copy !req
85. I'm CEO Robert Garbinger.
But please, call me Bob.Copy !req
86. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
87. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
88. Bonnie Dimble here, live
from New Chemistry High SchoolCopy !req
89. for Varsity Tournament season.Copy !req
90. Coach Stanwyck.Copy !req
91. What can we expect from
the Crimson Beaks this year?Copy !req
92. New Chem
is gonna nuke 'em.Copy !req
93. Wouldn't wanna be
the Kennedy CougarsCopy !req
94. this Saturday, huh?Copy !req
95. Man, fuck the Cougars!Copy !req
96. - Oh. Oh, my God...
- Fuck the Cougars!Copy !req
97. Switching gears,
we have a special exclusiveCopy !req
98. for y'all at home now.Copy !req
99. It's the brand-new videoCopy !req
100. from those far-out
shocker rockersCopy !req
101. appearing this SaturdayCopy !req
102. at the St. Roma's
Fun Town Festival.Copy !req
103. Our hometown anti-heroes,
The Killer Nutz.Copy !req
104. Roll it, Terry.Copy !req
105. CRAZY AND DANGEROUS]Copy !req
106. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
107. These guys, huh?Copy !req
108. Got everything,
got everything. Okay.Copy !req
109. Okay, breakfast is served.
Get some.Copy !req
110. Ah, that's just junk mail.
Uh...Copy !req
111. Whoa! Dig the shade.
What is that?Copy !req
112. Black Thunder?Copy !req
113. It's so nice.Copy !req
114. Looks really rad.Copy !req
115. Mmm.Copy !req
116. Um...Copy !req
117. Looks great.Copy !req
118. Well, I'll just scrape off
the black part.Copy !req
119. - It's fine. It's okay.
- It's okay.Copy !req
120. That part's pretty good.Copy !req
121. Oh, hey, Dais.Copy !req
122. How are you?Copy !req
123. Please, don't hurt...Copy !req
124. I don't wanna hurt him.Copy !req
125. And you don't want to acceptCopy !req
126. our more than reasonable offerCopy !req
127. for your piece
of property here.Copy !req
128. But I promise you...Copy !req
129. you're gonna.Copy !req
130. Okay, I'll sign.Copy !req
131. Ah.Copy !req
132. Common sense prevails.Copy !req
133. I'll be back
with the papers...Copy !req
134. - tonight.
- Now give him back.Copy !req
135. Mr. Treats!Copy !req
136. Watch it. Whoa!Copy !req
137. Get out
of the fucking road!Copy !req
138. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
139. My bike's
fucking ruined!Copy !req
140. That motherfucker
saved a cat!Copy !req
141. The wages of sin
is $12 an hour.Copy !req
142. Are you in the...
Are you in the yellow zone?Copy !req
143. Seems like a yellow.
It's not red, is it?Copy !req
144. I'm not ten.Copy !req
145. Stop with the zones.Copy !req
146. Can you do your tapping?Copy !req
147. I'm doingCopy !req
148. - my tapping right now.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
149. What does this
look like to you?Copy !req
150. You seem flooded.Copy !req
151. Why didn't you do anything?Copy !req
152. You just stood there
while those khaki creepsCopy !req
153. pushed Daisy around.Copy !req
154. Do what?Copy !req
155. Anything.Copy !req
156. Oh, Wade.Copy !req
157. Sometimes it's...Copy !req
158. it's better to do nothing.Copy !req
159. You know, you'll see that
when you're older.Copy !req
160. So you're all set
for your big dance piece?Copy !req
161. It's not a dance, okay?Copy !req
162. It's a property
movement piece.Copy !req
163. Right, property movement
piece.Copy !req
164. No, no, no, no.
It's a very specific thing.Copy !req
165. Well, you're gonna crush it.
I know that.Copy !req
166. Performing's
in your blood, man.Copy !req
167. Your mom would be so proud.Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. The BTH employee cafeteria...Copy !req
171. will be closedCopy !req
172. until further noticeCopy !req
173. due to the ongoing
clogged toilet issue. Janet.Copy !req
174. I can't see!Copy !req
175. Need some help
over here.Copy !req
176. Oh, God!Copy !req
177. Somebody, help!Copy !req
178. Hut, hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
179. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
180. Next.Copy !req
181. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
182. Hey, Winston.Copy !req
183. Next.Copy !req
184. Hello?Copy !req
185. Mr. Gooze?Copy !req
186. - Yeah, that's me.
- Hi, I'm callingCopy !req
187. on behalf of
Dr. Walla's medical practice.Copy !req
188. I'm sorry?Copy !req
189. Well, I'm afraid I'm
looking at your test results.Copy !req
190. Test results?Copy !req
191. Next!Copy !req
192. - How's Wade?
- Good, thanks.Copy !req
193. Keeping up with
his counseling and whatnot?Copy !req
194. Basically, yeah.Copy !req
195. Single parents are heroes.Copy !req
196. Single step-parents,
double heroes.Copy !req
197. Single step-parents,Copy !req
198. play the hand
you're dealt, yep.Copy !req
199. Uh-huh. Hang on, hang on.Copy !req
200. So, uh, he's going out
for Share Your Gift?Copy !req
201. Yeah. Uh,
property movement piece.Copy !req
202. Good for him.Copy !req
203. My twins are freshmen already.Copy !req
204. - Can you believe that?
- Wow.Copy !req
205. Elizabeth
had her first period.Copy !req
206. She's only 13.Copy !req
207. - Congratulations.
- Goes by in a blink.Copy !req
208. - So you wanted to see me?
- Right.Copy !req
209. So, you came to us
with those headaches,Copy !req
210. and we ran some tests.Copy !req
211. Oh, is that me?Copy !req
212. Oh, no, that's a healthy scan
so you...Copy !req
213. so you have some context.Copy !req
214. Yeah.Copy !req
215. This is you.Copy !req
216. Huh! Oh, wow.Copy !req
217. It's, uh... It's ghastly.Copy !req
218. Yeah.Copy !req
219. This is a very
advanced case of...Copy !req
220. - Frontal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. Pre-frontal.Copy !req
222. which, of course,
makes surgery impossible.Copy !req
223. Ah, fuck me. Hmm.Copy !req
224. How long do I have?Copy !req
225. Best case, six months, a year.Copy !req
226. So, a year
would be your best case.Copy !req
227. Oh, you fucked up
real good this time.Copy !req
228. There is a drug treatment
available for this.Copy !req
229. It's, uh, very new
and wildly expensive,Copy !req
230. but your insurance
will probably cover it.Copy !req
231. Oh, fuck me. Why didn't you
tell me that first?Copy !req
232. I should have.Copy !req
233. Speak to an agent.Copy !req
234. Got it.Copy !req
235. If you are a provider,
press one.Copy !req
236. No, no.
Speak to an agent.Copy !req
237. Okay.Copy !req
238. If you are a patient,
press two.Copy !req
239. Speak to an agent!
Got it.Copy !req
240. If you are a provider,
press one.Copy !req
241. Speak to an age...Copy !req
242. Hi, Mr. Gooze.Copy !req
243. Hi.Copy !req
244. Okay, I see
you're on the Platinum PlanCopy !req
245. with your BTH
employee coverage.Copy !req
246. Yes. Hmm.Copy !req
247. Uh, that is me.Copy !req
248. - Platinum.
- Yes.Copy !req
249. Which excludes benefitsCopy !req
250. - covered under the Gold Plan.
- What?Copy !req
251. I... I am Platinum.Copy !req
252. Yeah,
you have Platinum.Copy !req
253. But like I said,Copy !req
254. only treatments listed on
the primary tier are covered.Copy !req
255. Secondary tier treatments
are covered,Copy !req
256. but not if you didn't qualify
for the Admiral's PlanCopy !req
257. unless you selected a co-tier.Copy !req
258. I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
259. What does that mean?Copy !req
260. - Doesn't...
- You have Platinum.Copy !req
261. Doesn't Platinum
cover the Gold?Copy !req
262. Oh, hon.
I'm talking about tiers.Copy !req
263. I don't know what tiers are.Copy !req
264. Perimeter check. O contact.Copy !req
265. Copy.
Bonnet, clear.Copy !req
266. All teams,
armor-piercing mags.Copy !req
267. Hell yeah.Copy !req
268. Take dictation, my dear.Copy !req
269. A letter to the editor.Copy !req
270. Dear fuckhead, in spite
of your dishonest newspaper'sCopy !req
271. alarmist predictions,
BTH is not on its way out.Copy !req
272. My ideas have not run dry,Copy !req
273. and my clothes are
most certainly not invisible,Copy !req
274. whatever the hell that meant.Copy !req
275. My haters have always
resorted to lies.Copy !req
276. I took money from gangsters.Copy !req
277. My factory is a super-polluterCopy !req
278. because they can't accept...Copy !req
279. all I'm really guilty ofCopy !req
280. is wanting to help people.Copy !req
281. But you can't createCopy !req
282. a world-changing
health-style empireCopy !req
283. without dealing with clowns
like you.Copy !req
284. Hang on, let me see. Um...Copy !req
285. I will innovate again...Copy !req
286. Get that out of my sight,
you fucking donkey!Copy !req
287. Yeah, I'm... I'm like
syphilis, uh, Sisyphus,Copy !req
288. pushing his big rocks
up the hill,Copy !req
289. and those rocks are...Copy !req
290. perfection.Copy !req
291. That's brilliant.Copy !req
292. Bloody brilliant!Copy !req
293. Oh, goddamn this thing.Copy !req
294. Piece of shit.Copy !req
295. It's... No, sorry, Robert,
you just press the...Copy !req
296. I did. I read the manual.Copy !req
297. Oh, I looked at the picture.Copy !req
298. - The red button next to mode.
- Right, I'm pushing...Copy !req
299. - I'm pressing that.
- Where it says "Finish."Copy !req
300. Okay. There it is.Copy !req
301. Well done, Robert.Copy !req
302. Where is Fritz?Copy !req
303. Here, Robert.Copy !req
304. He's coming, Robert.Copy !req
305. He just takes
that little bit longer.Copy !req
306. Thank you, Kissy.Copy !req
307. Okay. Uh, not that
I'm complaining necessarily.Copy !req
308. I mean, maybe I am a little,Copy !req
309. but it didn't exactly...Copy !req
310. look like an accident, did it?Copy !req
311. I mean, a harpoon?Copy !req
312. They had to improvise.Copy !req
313. Like jazz. Fair enough.Copy !req
314. And the traitor?Copy !req
315. No.Copy !req
316. Well, maybe,
Mr. Head of Security,Copy !req
317. hiring the rock group
you manage to handle wet worksCopy !req
318. was not the best
operational decision.Copy !req
319. - They're not rock.
- What?Copy !req
320. - Monster core.
- What? What?Copy !req
321. Crazy and dangerous.Copy !req
322. - He's just mumbling.
- Ugh.Copy !req
323. That's all he can do.Copy !req
324. And this viper, this betrayer,Copy !req
325. what does she do, huh?Copy !req
326. She sticks a knifeCopy !req
327. - into all of Body Talk's back.
- Right.Copy !req
328. Body Talk's backs. Backs.Copy !req
329. - Our collective back.
- What?Copy !req
330. Back.
Our collective back.Copy !req
331. Just when I'm up to my chin
in fucking IOUsCopy !req
332. from that bald mobster
downtown...Copy !req
333. I mean, do you realize
what's at stake here?Copy !req
334. Everything!Copy !req
335. I understand.Copy !req
336. Ruthless execution.Copy !req
337. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
338. As a window.Copy !req
339. Then why am I still looking
at your fucked up puss?Copy !req
340. Uh...Copy !req
341. Right.Copy !req
342. Hey.Copy !req
343. Hey!Copy !req
344. Koo-koo-koo.Copy !req
345. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Come on!Copy !req
346. Almost.Copy !req
347. Where is she?Copy !req
348. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?Copy !req
349. Where the fuck is she?Copy !req
350. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
351. Fuck!Copy !req
352. Fuck!Copy !req
353. Yo, let's try the next place.Copy !req
354. Hit it, we're gonna
find that bitch.Copy !req
355. Yes! Nailed it!Copy !req
356. There you are.Copy !req
357. Hey, do you know
the fucking Killer Nutz?Copy !req
358. 'Cause they were just here,Copy !req
359. and they beat the shit
out of me looking for you.Copy !req
360. Now, when I let you
stay here off the lease,Copy !req
361. I said, "No weird
vigilante stuff."Copy !req
362. And I feel like
I really emphasized that part.Copy !req
363. They won't be back.Copy !req
364. Hey.Copy !req
365. Hey!Copy !req
366. - J.J.?
- Neither will I.Copy !req
367. And what the fuck
did you do to my floor, man?Copy !req
368. BY KHIA PLAYING]Copy !req
369. Damn.Copy !req
370. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
371. Yo, babe. Yeah.Copy !req
372. That was awesome.Copy !req
373. Next up...Copy !req
374. That's you.Copy !req
375. You suck!Copy !req
376. Duck!Copy !req
377. Hey, hey! Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
378. Hey, Daisy, hey.Copy !req
379. Hey, bud.Copy !req
380. You okay?Copy !req
381. Saw my man coming home,Copy !req
382. thought he looked
kind of low so...Copy !req
383. Thanks, Daisy.Copy !req
384. Hey, sorry I couldn't
help earlier.Copy !req
385. You got Mr. Treats.Copy !req
386. So, how did it go?Copy !req
387. You know, you probably
don't remember thisCopy !req
388. 'cause she stopped
playing showsCopy !req
389. when you were real little,
but your momCopy !req
390. was an absolute killer
on stage.Copy !req
391. Oh, man, bloodbath every time.Copy !req
392. Thing is, she couldn't
even play that good.Copy !req
393. It was like...Copy !req
394. But...Copy !req
395. It was just the attitude.Copy !req
396. You know, her presentation.Copy !req
397. One second,
Wade, you're gonna love this!Copy !req
398. Jackpot!Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
400. Come on, Wade. Come here!Copy !req
401. Wade! Oh, my God!Copy !req
402. There are so many people
waiting for you!Copy !req
403. Winston, no.Copy !req
404. Whoa. Whoa, again.Copy !req
405. Put the chair down, please.Copy !req
406. Oh, you don't think
I know about dance?Copy !req
407. Property movement pieces.Copy !req
408. Here, learn this shit.Copy !req
409. Oh, my back.Copy !req
410. Okay, but you get the point.Copy !req
411. Like, go throw roses,Copy !req
412. and it's like
thunderous applause, and...Copy !req
413. It's gonna be fantastic.Copy !req
414. What's that?Copy !req
415. I can show you
the backspin too.Copy !req
416. But, uh, maybe later.Copy !req
417. You're such a good kid.Copy !req
418. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
419. Hey.
I'll dance with you, baby.Copy !req
420. Nice tutu.Copy !req
421. Well, there's always some
flux at our level.Copy !req
422. Right, we're all
about the flux.Copy !req
423. BT is this township's
heart's blood.Copy !req
424. And you are BT, but...
we're concerned.Copy !req
425. I think when we announce
our next innovation,Copy !req
426. you will see
our intertwined fortunesCopy !req
427. very much in ascension.Copy !req
428. Could you give us a preview?Copy !req
429. Well, of course, uh,
it's too soonCopy !req
430. to go into any
of the particulars, really,Copy !req
431. - but I think...
- Mayor Togar,Copy !req
432. I don't know
if you're familiarCopy !req
433. with the term "game changer"?Copy !req
434. No, I'm not.Copy !req
435. But holy shit.Copy !req
436. Yes,
this new product is going toCopy !req
437. actually change,
well, the game.Copy !req
438. Okay. Look, I don't appreciate
being buttonholed like this.Copy !req
439. Worried about being seen with
disreputable underworld types?Copy !req
440. So, what do you want?Copy !req
441. For you to be reminded...Copy !req
442. who bought your seatCopy !req
443. at the big boy table
over there.Copy !req
444. Who bankrolled you
and your fuckheaded company.Copy !req
445. Thad.Copy !req
446. You know I'm grateful.Copy !req
447. Don't tell me that shit.
Show me.Copy !req
448. All right, you know,
there's always some flux...Copy !req
449. Fuck flux!
Think of something! You owe!Copy !req
450. People ain't
buying your snake oil anymore?Copy !req
451. Too many tumors
and bloody stools?Copy !req
452. I don't give a shit, bozo.Copy !req
453. 'Cause you owe.Copy !req
454. And it'll be nothing for meCopy !req
455. to fuck you
and everyone you loveCopy !req
456. in the most sandyCopy !req
457. - and unnatural ways.
- Whoa. Now...Copy !req
458. Nobody calls me bozo anymore.Copy !req
459. You're reminded.Copy !req
460. Business builder.Copy !req
461. Man of impeccable style.Copy !req
462. The Citizen Shepherd Award.Copy !req
463. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
464. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
465. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
466. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
467. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
468. Bob! Bob! Bob!Copy !req
469. The whole idea
of an award, it's...Copy !req
470. it's just not why we do
what we do, right?Copy !req
471. But as a focal tool,
it is useful.Copy !req
472. - Excuse me?
- Fear for my life.Copy !req
473. Cool. It's cool, it's cool.Copy !req
474. You gotta chill
with that firearm shit.Copy !req
475. It's not that kind
of evening.Copy !req
476. Yes, sir.Copy !req
477. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
478. I'm really sorry
to interrupt youCopy !req
479. on your special nightCopy !req
480. - with all your pretty friends.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
481. Um, but my name
is Winston Gooze,Copy !req
482. and I have been
working for you for 13 years,Copy !req
483. and I think I do
a pretty good job.Copy !req
484. My reviews are exceeds, meets,
and meets exceeds.Copy !req
485. You know, so...Copy !req
486. The point is, I'm sick, sir.Copy !req
487. And BT insurance won't help.Copy !req
488. Oh, man,
I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
489. I mean,
our plans are pretty robust,Copy !req
490. but what can I do for you?Copy !req
491. I don't know. I thought you'd
maybe just talk to your peopleCopy !req
492. and, on my behalf
and I wouldn't ask but...Copy !req
493. I've got a kid.Copy !req
494. And he already lost his mom.Copy !req
495. Can I just ask you
a little question?Copy !req
496. What is it you...
you do for us?Copy !req
497. Hygiene services.Copy !req
498. Mop shop, what what.Copy !req
499. - Mop shop.
- What what.Copy !req
500. - Yeah.
- I think I gotCopy !req
501. - a responsibility, don't I?
- Right. Yeah.Copy !req
502. Don't worry.Copy !req
503. We're gonna
sort this out, my man.Copy !req
504. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
505. My assistant, Miss Sturnevan,Copy !req
506. she'll just get
some details from you, okay?Copy !req
507. - Associate.
- Whoa.Copy !req
508. Shall we?Copy !req
509. This way, and I'll just...
We'll chat some things?Copy !req
510. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
511. Thank you. You rule.Copy !req
512. Yeah, I guess I kind of do.Copy !req
513. - Oh, this way, Mr. Gooze.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
514. I'll be back shortly
with your vouchers.Copy !req
515. - And the Bellini.
- Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
516. Oh, shit. Shit.Copy !req
517. Miss Sturnevan. Hello?Copy !req
518. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
519. Is he gone?
The world's saddest janitor.Copy !req
520. I mean, the brass neck
on that one.Copy !req
521. Listen,
fire him, rehire him,Copy !req
522. and fire him again.Copy !req
523. Jesus Christ.
Mop shop.Copy !req
524. Open.Copy !req
525. Summon the Nutz.Copy !req
526. Okay. Summoning the Nutz.Copy !req
527. Get the sample.
Get the fuck out.Copy !req
528. Get the sample.
Get the fuck out.Copy !req
529. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
530. Come on.Copy !req
531. Okay, come on, now.Copy !req
532. Trash run.Copy !req
533. What's with the rubber mask?Copy !req
534. This is a fucking robbery!Copy !req
535. Sorry, man.Copy !req
536. I don't want
to fucking hear it.Copy !req
537. I thought you were
one of the good guys.Copy !req
538. Robbing me with a fucking mop!Copy !req
539. Shame on you, Winston.Copy !req
540. Shame on you.Copy !req
541. I'll send someone
to untie you, Chris!Copy !req
542. It's not your fault.Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. Easy, easy.Copy !req
545. Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
546. Come on.Copy !req
547. My man, hold up.Copy !req
548. Just want to talk.Copy !req
549. Hey, I know you guys.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
550. That's crazy. Big fan...Copy !req
551. Who is that?Copy !req
552. Yeah.Copy !req
553. What the fuck, you guys?Copy !req
554. This! This is the one
we're after.Copy !req
555. Hey, you said... Eh,
you said ruthless execution.Copy !req
556. Just... All right, fuck.Copy !req
557. Just clean it up,
you fucking ding-a-lings.Copy !req
558. Stop!Copy !req
559. It hurts!Copy !req
560. Help me!Copy !req
561. Help me!Copy !req
562. Hey, how's Mr. Feets?Copy !req
563. Mr. Treats is fine.Copy !req
564. All this traffic,
you gotta be careful.Copy !req
565. A lot of cats
getting hit out here.Copy !req
566. You're very subtle.Copy !req
567. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
568. As a hammer.
Why, thank you.Copy !req
569. Hey, I've enjoyed
working with youCopy !req
570. on this transaction.Copy !req
571. Asshole.Copy !req
572. Excuse me?Copy !req
573. Hey, Winston.Copy !req
574. I keep calling
and you won't pick up.Copy !req
575. So, um, you know,
if you could...Copy !req
576. please just pick up
and... or call. Um...Copy !req
577. Oh, I'm just getting
really, really worried.Copy !req
578. Okay, bye.Copy !req
579. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
580. Whoa!Copy !req
581. The fuck?Copy !req
582. What the fuck
did you do to my sled?Copy !req
583. Jeez!Copy !req
584. Oh, shit, man.Copy !req
585. I apologize.Copy !req
586. Hey,
shut up down there!Copy !req
587. Someone call 911.Copy !req
588. The fuck?Copy !req
589. Did that guy
just shoot someone?Copy !req
590. I just said I was sorry.Copy !req
591. Oh, is that my arm?Copy !req
592. It's a demon.
It's a fiend.Copy !req
593. Those are
the same things!Copy !req
594. We gotta
kill that vampire.Copy !req
595. Call my dad.Copy !req
596. Call my dad.Copy !req
597. It ate a baby!Copy !req
598. It had a tail.Copy !req
599. Yep. Sounds like angel dust.Copy !req
600. Y'all doing a mob?Copy !req
601. We're doing a mob.Copy !req
602. Mob, mob, mob!Copy !req
603. Okay, fuck it. It's a mob.Copy !req
604. Mob, mob. Mob!Copy !req
605. Yee-haw!Copy !req
606. That's how
perverts run!Copy !req
607. Hunched over and bow-legged!Copy !req
608. Let's fuck him up!Copy !req
609. You all go that way!Copy !req
610. Cut him off!Copy !req
611. He's in that meadow!Copy !req
612. We're coming for you!Copy !req
613. I think I saw something
in them trees.Copy !req
614. Oh, God.Copy !req
615. You better
run and hide.Copy !req
616. Keep searching.Copy !req
617. What's that over there?Copy !req
618. There he is.Copy !req
619. Thought you'd want
a breakfast.Copy !req
620. I found you in
Yonder Spooky Woods.Copy !req
621. My God.Copy !req
622. What's the issue, fella?Copy !req
623. I, uh...Copy !req
624. I'm...Copy !req
625. I'm dying.Copy !req
626. Doctor says
I've got maybe a year.Copy !req
627. Dying.Copy !req
628. Dying, he says.Copy !req
629. Well, why didn't you
say something before?Copy !req
630. Make way for the big parade.Copy !req
631. We got ticker tape
and there's confetti.Copy !req
632. Oh, and look, here comes
the big brass marching band.Copy !req
633. And great big, sexy,
long-legged women,Copy !req
634. high-kicking ladies.Copy !req
635. And then
there's a little train.Copy !req
636. There's a miniature train,
and you can ride it in circlesCopy !req
637. and eat cotton candyCopy !req
638. until your fucking heart
bursts with joyCopy !req
639. because, hey, folks...
he is dying!Copy !req
640. Yeah?Copy !req
641. Yeah, well, big whoop!Copy !req
642. "A year."Copy !req
643. Great. Big ol'
can-suck-it's-own-dick whoop!Copy !req
644. Guthrie Stockins.Copy !req
645. Uh, Winston.Copy !req
646. What I meant to say
is we're all... dying.Copy !req
647. You know, this place
used to be a preserve.Copy !req
648. And now, the Nervous
Red WarblerCopy !req
649. is basically extinct.Copy !req
650. So you see,Copy !req
651. you dying,Copy !req
652. it just ain't nothing special.Copy !req
653. Well, that doesn't
make me feel any better.Copy !req
654. Well, it's never too late.Copy !req
655. Yeah, well, look at me.Copy !req
656. I used to be a fancy doctor.Copy !req
657. Yeah. Big salary, house.
You know, important, right?Copy !req
658. Next thing I know,Copy !req
659. Mr. Policeman's
holding me down,Copy !req
660. saying that I, uh, bit
somebody in a budget meeting.Copy !req
661. But look
how things turned out.Copy !req
662. See?Copy !req
663. You never know which way
the worm is gonna turn.Copy !req
664. So the question is,Copy !req
665. what you gonna do
in the meantime?Copy !req
666. What do you want?Copy !req
667. I want my boy.Copy !req
668. But he thinks I'm a monster.Copy !req
669. You're not a monster.Copy !req
670. Show him your good heart.Copy !req
671. Is that yours?Copy !req
672. Found this washed up
in Yonder Funky Lagoon.Copy !req
673. This is a formidable item.Copy !req
674. Do you know how to use it?Copy !req
675. Like, for mopping?Copy !req
676. - Mmm...
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
677. That's it. There we go.Copy !req
678. Just remember.Copy !req
679. Those given much will of them
have much demanded.Copy !req
680. - Yeah, got it. Got it.
- Generally speaking...Copy !req
681. Um, with great power
and whatnot.Copy !req
682. Oh, got it, got it.Copy !req
683. Good luck, Winston.Copy !req
684. He's an ugly
son of a bitch though.Copy !req
685. Yeah!Copy !req
686. Uh, saw blood.Copy !req
687. Handsome fella had his arm
tore off like wet bread,Copy !req
688. and the creature
run off into the night.Copy !req
689. An atmosphere
of creeping terrorCopy !req
690. hangs over the city,
and there are still no leadsCopy !req
691. as to the identity
of the rampaging maniac.Copy !req
692. Uh, alleged maniac.Copy !req
693. Anyone who may have
encountered the strange beastCopy !req
694. should call this number.Copy !req
695. Can we put that up
please, Terry?Copy !req
696. What are we
dealing with here?Copy !req
697. MS-13? Bio-warfare?Copy !req
698. The oft-predicted uprisingCopy !req
699. of our woodland
Sasquatch cousins?Copy !req
700. At this point,Copy !req
701. it's impossible to say.Copy !req
702. Whatever it is...Copy !req
703. Hello.
Pervert tip line.Copy !req
704. Please hold.Copy !req
705. Jumping in
with some breaking news.Copy !req
706. We have confirmed reportsCopy !req
707. that a group of armed
political extremistsCopy !req
708. calling themselves
The Nasty Lads...Copy !req
709. Good Lord, y'all.
They've taken hostagesCopy !req
710. at a Miss Meat
lunch-a-torium downtown.Copy !req
711. - Formerly Mister Meat.Copy !req
712. Let's go live.Copy !req
713. Suspects inside.Copy !req
714. We have injured
unknown number of targets.Copy !req
715. Yeah, we're set up out front.Copy !req
716. We're still waiting on SWAT.Copy !req
717. These guys are real psychos.Copy !req
718. God help us.Copy !req
719. We are The Nasty Lads.Copy !req
720. We are angry.Copy !req
721. You will hear our grievances.Copy !req
722. Youse guys don't move
a fucking muscle.Copy !req
723. Take us seriously.Copy !req
724. There's a boy in here.Copy !req
725. He's wearing a helmet.Copy !req
726. My mom made me wear it.Copy !req
727. Our once great Western societyCopy !req
728. has been enfeebled
by estrogenic thinkingCopy !req
729. and moral turpitude.Copy !req
730. What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
731. No longer!Copy !req
732. Today, we give notice.Copy !req
733. Today, we rise.Copy !req
734. Yeah, fellas,
I understand you're angry,Copy !req
735. but what's your issue
with this establishment?Copy !req
736. The change of mascotCopy !req
737. symbolizes the intellectual
dishonesty we abhor.Copy !req
738. It's always been Mister Meat.Copy !req
739. Yeah, sure, but it's still
the same great grub, right?Copy !req
740. I need SWAT right now!Copy !req
741. My boy's in there.Copy !req
742. Ma'am, please,
stay back.Copy !req
743. My son's in there.Copy !req
744. Somebody...
Somebody do something!Copy !req
745. Grievance
one. Progressive fascism.Copy !req
746. Grievance two.
Anti-Anglo media tyranny.Copy !req
747. Three. The Global
Emasculatory Agenda!Copy !req
748. Four. Groupthink privacy.Copy !req
749. Five.
Western Alpha Scapegoating.Copy !req
750. Six. Science.Copy !req
751. Seven...Copy !req
752. Are you triggered?Copy !req
753. I can't see what you're doing.Copy !req
754. Are you triggered?Copy !req
755. Eight...
Shitheads, I'm blind.Copy !req
756. "Shitheads"?Copy !req
757. What's happening?Copy !req
758. Talk to me, what's happening?Copy !req
759. "Shitheads"?Copy !req
760. Maybe I'll just show you
who's a shitheads.Copy !req
761. What do you think, boys?Copy !req
762. I never cornholed...Copy !req
763. Don't antagonize him!Copy !req
764. You fucked up this time.Copy !req
765. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
766. Nobody special.Copy !req
767. Just some dude...
with a mop!Copy !req
768. Yeah.Copy !req
769. Come here, you!
And your stupidCopy !req
770. - fucking antlers!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
771. You too, dummy.Copy !req
772. Oh, God.Copy !req
773. Give me your lunch.Copy !req
774. Show me your hands!Copy !req
775. Dingus! Damn it!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
776. Oh, my God, is that man dead?Copy !req
777. Yeah, that's his head.Copy !req
778. Oh, God!Copy !req
779. What happened
to that guy?Copy !req
780. He looks like
a fucked-up hot dog.Copy !req
781. Oh, God,
he's putting it back in.Copy !req
782. Oh, fuck, he's putting it in.Copy !req
783. Standby. Um, okay.Copy !req
784. We're seeing movement here.Copy !req
785. People are coming outside.Copy !req
786. It's not clear
what's happening just yet.Copy !req
787. Hey, get over there
and give him a hand.Copy !req
788. Officer, get over there
and help these people.Copy !req
789. Aw!Copy !req
790. What the hell is that?Copy !req
791. Whoa!Copy !req
792. No! No!Copy !req
793. This little dude saved us.Copy !req
794. He's a hero.Copy !req
795. He's a hero.Copy !req
796. What's your name, sir?Copy !req
797. I'd rather not say.Copy !req
798. Are you affiliated
with BTH?Copy !req
799. No, no comment.Copy !req
800. How does it feel
to be considered a hero?Copy !req
801. Sometimes...Copy !req
802. you know, some...Copy !req
803. Sometimes you gotta
do something.Copy !req
804. Winston?Copy !req
805. Right here.Copy !req
806. A good-looking hero!Copy !req
807. Yeah!Copy !req
808. Yes!Copy !req
809. You gotta
do something.Copy !req
810. If you're just joining us...Copy !req
811. I'm sorry.
I'm just choked up here.Copy !req
812. Um, it appears that
the hostagesCopy !req
813. - are all safe.
- That's him.Copy !req
814. - Or mostly safe...
- Him?Copy !req
815. - ... but they're okay.
- That's him?Copy !req
816. Oh, we got the crazy bastard.Copy !req
817. He's headed south on Torgl.Copy !req
818. Fan out.Copy !req
819. I want him dead or alive.Copy !req
820. Actually, wait.
You still there?Copy !req
821. Yeah, dude, yeah. Still here.Copy !req
822. - Just dead.
- Just dead?Copy !req
823. Yeah.Copy !req
824. When I ask you
to handle things,Copy !req
825. my beloved baby brother,Copy !req
826. basis of my assumption is that
you will not then decide...Copy !req
827. to fuck the entire goat!Copy !req
828. See what you did?Copy !req
829. I did what you asked.Copy !req
830. How dare you sass him,
little runt?Copy !req
831. - And you!
- Me?Copy !req
832. You had one of the anarchists
right in your hand,Copy !req
833. - and you lost him.
- No, no.Copy !req
834. I did not let him go.Copy !req
835. I took him
for a little Bellini.Copy !req
836. We had a stroll...Copy !req
837. The betrayer and the janitor
are obviously in cahoots,Copy !req
838. making mayhem against us,
and if that weren't enough,Copy !req
839. now some mighty freakCopy !req
840. puts us right
in the spotlight.Copy !req
841. So mighty.Copy !req
842. Uh, you always say,Copy !req
843. "Any attention
is good attention"?Copy !req
844. You missed the point.Copy !req
845. The janitor and the freak
are one and the same.Copy !req
846. - Fuck!
- And somehow,Copy !req
847. because of what you did,Copy !req
848. we made it so.Copy !req
849. An evolution.Copy !req
850. I want all of my geeks
working on this.Copy !req
851. But first, how...Copy !req
852. did this happen?Copy !req
853. Whoop.Copy !req
854. Our factory
waste materialsCopy !req
855. are normally quite toxic,Copy !req
856. but in combination with an
extremely rare genetic marker,Copy !req
857. it could trigger
a powerful mutation.Copy !req
858. Which result
in muscle accretion,Copy !req
859. hyper-cellular augmentation
and, uh...Copy !req
860. - Um...
- Spit it out.Copy !req
861. Girthening.Copy !req
862. Yes.Copy !req
863. Notable girthening.Copy !req
864. You're gonna save my ass,
aren't you, janitor?Copy !req
865. Time is short.Copy !req
866. Can you recreate the mutation?Copy !req
867. We need the freak,
but there's a riskCopy !req
868. - of dangerous infection...
- Get it started.Copy !req
869. Find him, bring him here.Copy !req
870. Uh...Copy !req
871. He has a child.Copy !req
872. But where does he come from?Copy !req
873. And what does he want?Copy !req
874. And what is
the BTH connection?Copy !req
875. Excuse me, the Toxic Avenger?Copy !req
876. That's what the kids
are calling him.Copy !req
877. I think it's swell.Copy !req
878. Is "him"
the preferred pronoun?Copy !req
879. - Real classy, Rick.Copy !req
880. Uh, help you?Copy !req
881. I'll tell you what went down.Copy !req
882. So that's what went down.Copy !req
883. So are you like a...
a detective or a spy?Copy !req
884. No, I'm just angry.Copy !req
885. I'm trying to expose
these jackals.Copy !req
886. Your dad's the key.Copy !req
887. Stepdad.Copy !req
888. I grew up by the river.Copy !req
889. You could see BT factory
from my yard.Copy !req
890. I never bought into the whole
bio booster bullshit.Copy !req
891. But my mom was a disciple.Copy !req
892. Bob Garbinger was the Second
Coming, far as she cared.Copy !req
893. She bought everything
they put out.Copy !req
894. Then came the stomach aches.Copy !req
895. And by the time
she could get the surgery,Copy !req
896. shit they took out of her
was the size of a baseball.Copy !req
897. She was gone in a year.Copy !req
898. Whole time thinking
her cranial stimsCopy !req
899. and positive frequency lamps
would save her.Copy !req
900. And that's the shit,
now we know,Copy !req
901. that killed her
in the first place.Copy !req
902. My sister died too.Copy !req
903. - Cancer?
- Zamboni.Copy !req
904. Hell of a skater.
No awareness.Copy !req
905. It was a rough year.Copy !req
906. Yeah. I lost my mom
like that too.Copy !req
907. - Zamboni?
- Cancer.Copy !req
908. Sorry about that, man.Copy !req
909. A lot of that going around.Copy !req
910. You got him mixed up
in some bad stuff.Copy !req
911. He was already there,
running off with some money.Copy !req
912. Where are you?Copy !req
913. Where are you?Copy !req
914. Stop flipping.Copy !req
915. They're running.Copy !req
916. Parkour?Copy !req
917. No.Copy !req
918. No parkour.Copy !req
919. We'll track him.Copy !req
920. - Wade!
- Whoa.Copy !req
921. What are you doing with her?Copy !req
922. Never mind about her.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
923. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
924. Um...Copy !req
925. - Does it hurt?
- Uh...Copy !req
926. No, it's not bad.
It's sort of like a sunburn.Copy !req
927. I didn't ask
for all the doctorsCopy !req
928. and... and therapy and shit.Copy !req
929. I didn't ask for you to go out
stealing to pay for it.Copy !req
930. The money was for me.Copy !req
931. I'm sick.
It's my head.Copy !req
932. There's medicine for it.Copy !req
933. And I was trying to pay for it
and then, um...Copy !req
934. - And then, well...
- Are you...Copy !req
935. Are you... are you gonna die?Copy !req
936. And you didn't tell me?Copy !req
937. Just like Mom.Copy !req
938. And I'm not gonna have anyone.Copy !req
939. - No, no, wait. I'm your dad.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
940. We need to get inside.Copy !req
941. You never even got married!Copy !req
942. I promise you,Copy !req
943. I am not going...Copy !req
944. Go!Copy !req
945. Winston!Copy !req
946. What the fuck?Copy !req
947. He's getting away!Copy !req
948. Go around.
Cut him off!Copy !req
949. - Go! Go! Go!
- That way! That way!Copy !req
950. We have to go back.Copy !req
951. We have to help him.Copy !req
952. No. Too dangerous.Copy !req
953. My... My ears are ringing.Copy !req
954. Oh.Copy !req
955. I'm sorry.Copy !req
956. Jump scare.Copy !req
957. There you are.Copy !req
958. There he is.Copy !req
959. There he is.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
960. Hey, come here.Copy !req
961. Come here a sec.Copy !req
962. What the fuck?Copy !req
963. What happened
to youse?Copy !req
964. Just... just come here.Copy !req
965. What?Copy !req
966. I got something
to tell you.Copy !req
967. What is it?Copy !req
968. It's... it's important.Copy !req
969. Goddamn it!Copy !req
970. Gotcha, sucker.Copy !req
971. No, no, no!Copy !req
972. Blake was gutted.Copy !req
973. No, not bummed.
I mean, he was disemboweled.Copy !req
974. I sent in Boofer
and Keg-Stand,Copy !req
975. but I lost contact, and...Copy !req
976. Stay gold, asshole.Copy !req
977. Oh, God.Copy !req
978. Hey. Hey. Where's Wade?Copy !req
979. Hey!Copy !req
980. Oh, God! Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
981. Hold on. I know a doctor.Copy !req
982. Don't worry.Copy !req
983. Are you sure you're a doctor?Copy !req
984. Whoever told you
I was a doctor?Copy !req
985. You did.Copy !req
986. Well, then,
in my medical opinion,Copy !req
987. she's already dead.Copy !req
988. God. Okay, okay.Copy !req
989. Young... young lady?Copy !req
990. Hmm.Copy !req
991. Jesus.Copy !req
992. You've got someplace to be?Copy !req
993. Sound check, baby.Copy !req
994. You'll make the festival.Copy !req
995. Gotta sound tight
for the community.Copy !req
996. Hashtag blessed.
A koo-koo-koo!Copy !req
997. Just play
the fucking hits.Copy !req
998. Whatever.Copy !req
999. Hey, kid.Copy !req
1000. Don't be scared.Copy !req
1001. We just want him.Copy !req
1002. You're the one
who should be scared.Copy !req
1003. You see
what he's up against?Copy !req
1004. Winston...Copy !req
1005. My dad loves me
more than anything.Copy !req
1006. What would your family doCopy !req
1007. if someone tried
to take you away?Copy !req
1008. Sorry. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1009. Right away.Copy !req
1010. Hello, Thad.Copy !req
1011. Don't you "Thad" me,
you cunty jerk.Copy !req
1012. That BTH Frankenstein
just tomahawked half my gang!Copy !req
1013. So convince me not to come
over there right nowCopy !req
1014. and put a rattlesnake
up your ass.Copy !req
1015. Oh, please don't do that.Copy !req
1016. You know there are
undercover feds in townCopy !req
1017. looking to make hay
out of exactlyCopy !req
1018. this sort of shit show?Copy !req
1019. - Thad...
- AKA,Copy !req
1020. you are suicidally
fucking with my money!Copy !req
1021. - Of course, but you...
- You're talking nowCopy !req
1022. which means your whole
operation gets pried open!Copy !req
1023. And anyone connected is a...Copy !req
1024. - It's handled.
- You're sure?Copy !req
1025. You have my word.Copy !req
1026. I hope so, bozo.Copy !req
1027. Why don't we just take it off
and start again?Copy !req
1028. Put him in the shed.Copy !req
1029. Let go of me!
Let me go!Copy !req
1030. You can't do this!Copy !req
1031. This is a mistake.Copy !req
1032. The boy.Copy !req
1033. You're familiar
with Pandora's box?Copy !req
1034. The exotic revue?Copy !req
1035. - No
- Oh.Copy !req
1036. - A can of worms, I mean.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1037. The only can
I'm interested in right now...Copy !req
1038. is can I know
that you're on my side?Copy !req
1039. Where else would I be, Robert?Copy !req
1040. Hmm.Copy !req
1041. Hey, little fella.Copy !req
1042. There's a gentleman
down there huffing jenkem.Copy !req
1043. Says you saved my life.Copy !req
1044. Thank you.Copy !req
1045. They took Wade to get to me.Copy !req
1046. Yeah.Copy !req
1047. And they
did all this, huh?Copy !req
1048. The night we met, I was
trying to get hard proof.Copy !req
1049. Me and my mentor.Copy !req
1050. His name is Melvin Ferd.Copy !req
1051. He was a good reporter.Copy !req
1052. Very brave.Copy !req
1053. And they killed him
with harpoons and shit.Copy !req
1054. And if you ruin them,
it'll make things okay.Copy !req
1055. No, we've already
killed the planet.Copy !req
1056. Ruining BTH
isn't gonna change that.Copy !req
1057. You don't...Copy !req
1058. You don't know that.
Things could change.Copy !req
1059. It's never too late.Copy !req
1060. Why fight if you can't win?Copy !req
1061. They're dangerous.Copy !req
1062. We'd have to go in hard.Copy !req
1063. I am very hard.Copy !req
1064. You suck!Copy !req
1065. Boo!Copy !req
1066. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1067. Are you cunt-lickin',
cock-suckin' motherfuckers?Copy !req
1068. Yes, we are!
No.Copy !req
1069. That's right!
All right.Copy !req
1070. I know you know the words
to this next one.Copy !req
1071. So I want you loud up
in this bitch!Copy !req
1072. This shit don't work.Copy !req
1073. This shit don't work.Copy !req
1074. Who the fuck
is ruining our show?Copy !req
1075. No!Copy !req
1076. - Toxie! It's him!
- Yo, I know this dude!Copy !req
1077. Hey, Toxie!
He saved my life! Hey!Copy !req
1078. Don't cheer!Copy !req
1079. It's my fuckin' stage!Copy !req
1080. No!Copy !req
1081. Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
1082. Look out!Copy !req
1083. What do you got? A mop?Copy !req
1084. Oh,
here it comes, baby.Copy !req
1085. Yes. I am gonna flip it...Copy !req
1086. Oh, shit. Wait.
No, no, no!Copy !req
1087. Eat your fuckin' beard!Copy !req
1088. Fuck you!Copy !req
1089. Oh, my wife...Copy !req
1090. my best partner.Copy !req
1091. Why'd Toxie do that?Copy !req
1092. What the fuck, Toxie?Copy !req
1093. I told you
he was a monster!Copy !req
1094. Who's gonna
clean up all this shit?Copy !req
1095. Listen up!Copy !req
1096. These dudes suck!Copy !req
1097. They kill people for BTH!Copy !req
1098. It's Robert Garbinger.Copy !req
1099. He's in bed with gangsters.Copy !req
1100. They all got rich
and you all got sick.Copy !req
1101. Weird bitch.Copy !req
1102. They are ruiners!Copy !req
1103. Over here!Copy !req
1104. Where's my son?Copy !req
1105. Where is my son?Copy !req
1106. Ow!Copy !req
1107. Chüdhaven.Copy !req
1108. Chüdhaven?Copy !req
1109. - Do you know where that is?
- Mmm.Copy !req
1110. - Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1111. Chüdhaven.Copy !req
1112. - Too much. Too much.
- Uh...Copy !req
1113. This way.Copy !req
1114. Are you ready?Copy !req
1115. Post one, any contact?Copy !req
1116. Negative.Copy !req
1117. Copy. Stay frosty.Copy !req
1118. Two guards.Copy !req
1119. - Can we sneak in?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1120. It's wide open.Copy !req
1121. Follow my lead.Copy !req
1122. I have a plan.Copy !req
1123. Hey, boys.Copy !req
1124. Oh. That plan was insane.Copy !req
1125. No.Copy !req
1126. Winston!Copy !req
1127. - Wade?
- Look out!Copy !req
1128. Hey, gang.Copy !req
1129. Room service.
Just getting everybody comfy.Copy !req
1130. Triple titanium
chains there, buddy.Copy !req
1131. You ain't going anywhere.Copy !req
1132. You know,Copy !req
1133. I think you've learned
a pretty severe lessonCopy !req
1134. about not stealing
from your employer.Copy !req
1135. But the fun thing is, is thatCopy !req
1136. even though
you tried to rob me...Copy !req
1137. all of this
is gonna make meCopy !req
1138. a fucking barn load of money.Copy !req
1139. Look at those guns.Copy !req
1140. Get away from him, you pig.Copy !req
1141. "Pig"? Okay, you know what?Copy !req
1142. I'm not even
talking to you right now.Copy !req
1143. I'm so irritated with your,Copy !req
1144. "Oh, dear.
Businessman. Bad."Copy !req
1145. So just...Copy !req
1146. Annoying.Copy !req
1147. Wow.Copy !req
1148. Tell me, Mr. Gooze,Copy !req
1149. um, did it hurt?Copy !req
1150. You're becoming...Copy !req
1151. Okay. Well, never mind.Copy !req
1152. I'll find out for myself.Copy !req
1153. I'm gonna have
the side effects boysCopy !req
1154. iron it out before we launch.Copy !req
1155. - Garbinger.
- Yes?Copy !req
1156. You're gonna find out
what hurts.Copy !req
1157. No.Copy !req
1158. - I'm gonna make sure it hurts.
- No.Copy !req
1159. I get it.Copy !req
1160. - I'm gonna make...
- I just saidCopy !req
1161. that I was gonna find out.Copy !req
1162. So it's a hat on a hat, right?Copy !req
1163. - It's a hat on a hat.
- It is.Copy !req
1164. - I'm gonna make sure it hurts.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1165. The moment has passed.Copy !req
1166. - See you guys.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1167. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1168. It wasn't a good line.Copy !req
1169. Don't you
fucking touch him!Copy !req
1170. Winston!Copy !req
1171. Winston!Copy !req
1172. Some of the subsequences
are flawed.Copy !req
1173. - Some.
- Run it again.Copy !req
1174. Winston!Copy !req
1175. Winston!Copy !req
1176. These elements containCopy !req
1177. traces of...Copy !req
1178. which can cause
notable brain changes.Copy !req
1179. Run it again.Copy !req
1180. The subject will not likely
survive another extraction.Copy !req
1181. Let's hope he does.Copy !req
1182. Uh...Copy !req
1183. The mutagenics are in range.Copy !req
1184. But, uh...Copy !req
1185. Here at Gonzales Park,Copy !req
1186. where a fun family festivalCopy !req
1187. turned into
a bananas bloodbathCopy !req
1188. that some attribute
to the freaky folk heroCopy !req
1189. known as Toxie.Copy !req
1190. Beautiful.Copy !req
1191. I'm assuming
you heard this.Copy !req
1192. Thad.Copy !req
1193. What I heard
was criminal allegationsCopy !req
1194. about BTH being in
with criminal gangstersCopy !req
1195. and using our town as their
own personal shit box.Copy !req
1196. It's Robert Garbinger.Copy !req
1197. He's in bed with gangsters.Copy !req
1198. They all got rich
and you all got sick.Copy !req
1199. They are ruiners!Copy !req
1200. There you have it.Copy !req
1201. Shocking allegations
against BTHCopy !req
1202. of organized crime connectionsCopy !req
1203. and heinous
environmental abuses.Copy !req
1204. As of today,
all municipal cooperationCopy !req
1205. with Body Talk Healthstyle
is suspended,Copy !req
1206. pending a thorough inve...Copy !req
1207. You said it was handled.Copy !req
1208. Fuck them.Copy !req
1209. We can wait them out.Copy !req
1210. You got a turd in your pocket?Copy !req
1211. Who's this "we"?Copy !req
1212. I would never tell them
anything about us. About you.Copy !req
1213. You say that
like you have any controlCopy !req
1214. - over what happens.
- But I do.Copy !req
1215. Just now, we had the
breakthrough of a millennium.Copy !req
1216. It's the ultimate bio booster.Copy !req
1217. We could... we could call it
Champion Sauce or God Soda.Copy !req
1218. Everybody is gonna be eating
out of my hands, just like...Copy !req
1219. - Eating out of our hands.
- Hush.Copy !req
1220. - Just like the old days.
- Hush.Copy !req
1221. Okay if I had a quick drink?
I'm just...Copy !req
1222. - One for the road?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1223. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
1224. We had a good run, huh?Copy !req
1225. You and me.Copy !req
1226. Stop stalling.Copy !req
1227. It's cheap.Copy !req
1228. Bozo?Copy !req
1229. Nobody calls me that anymore.Copy !req
1230. Rob...Copy !req
1231. Robert.Copy !req
1232. My love, I feel unwell.Copy !req
1233. Mmm.Copy !req
1234. Take dictation, my dear.
Superiority...Copy !req
1235. I don't
want explanations.Copy !req
1236. I want results.Copy !req
1237. His body's
rejecting the serum.Copy !req
1238. I literally said
I didn't want that.Copy !req
1239. We warned him
it wasn't perfected.Copy !req
1240. So fucking perfect it!Copy !req
1241. My God,
you people are tedious!Copy !req
1242. The mess
upstairs? No traces.Copy !req
1243. - The hostage?
- No witnesses.Copy !req
1244. Wait. What?Copy !req
1245. You didn't think
we were just gonna let him go?Copy !req
1246. But he's a child.Copy !req
1247. And whose sterling
fucking idea was itCopy !req
1248. to bring him here
in the first place?Copy !req
1249. Do it.Copy !req
1250. No, Colonel.Copy !req
1251. Jeff, we're not gonna do that.Copy !req
1252. You disloyal
little gimp.Copy !req
1253. That is your brother
I'm trying to protect.Copy !req
1254. No, it's not.Copy !req
1255. Oh, Fritz.Copy !req
1256. You fucking little shit!Copy !req
1257. No witnesses!Copy !req
1258. Witnesses.Copy !req
1259. Hey.Copy !req
1260. Hey.Copy !req
1261. Yo! Wake up!Copy !req
1262. They're going to kill Wade!Copy !req
1263. Wade?Copy !req
1264. Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1265. Mel would be
so pissed at me.Copy !req
1266. Pissed.Copy !req
1267. I gotta get my dick out.Copy !req
1268. Your dick?Copy !req
1269. Please, like
you have to trust me.Copy !req
1270. I swear to God, if you're
being perverted right now...Copy !req
1271. Okay. Hey. No. No.Copy !req
1272. I promise you,Copy !req
1273. I am not a pervert.Copy !req
1274. Okay?Copy !req
1275. Okay. Watch out.
I gotta piss on my face.Copy !req
1276. Okey-doke.Copy !req
1277. Got it.Copy !req
1278. Holy shit.Copy !req
1279. Don't worry.Copy !req
1280. I'll have better aim now.Copy !req
1281. No.Copy !req
1282. Ugh.Copy !req
1283. Hard proof. Maybe a cure.Copy !req
1284. Great. Get that to the car.Copy !req
1285. I'll get Wade.Copy !req
1286. Go.Copy !req
1287. Hey.Copy !req
1288. Was it worth it, janitor?Copy !req
1289. Did you get what you wanted?Copy !req
1290. I lost... everything!Copy !req
1291. We're not so different,
you and I.Copy !req
1292. I also like to scream.Copy !req
1293. Everything!Copy !req
1294. Come here,
you mother...Copy !req
1295. There's nothing
you can do to us.Copy !req
1296. Get your weird ass up.Copy !req
1297. You're the fucking weird ass.Copy !req
1298. Fuck you!Copy !req
1299. You bitch.Copy !req
1300. Bitch!Copy !req
1301. Robert!Copy !req
1302. That's for my mom.Copy !req
1303. Where's Wade?Copy !req
1304. You should have just
helped me!Copy !req
1305. But I'm a monster.Copy !req
1306. Dad!Copy !req
1307. Huh?Copy !req
1308. This way. Hurry.Copy !req
1309. - Please.
- Wade?Copy !req
1310. Don't kill him.Copy !req
1311. It's not who you are.Copy !req
1312. Well, I mean, uh...Copy !req
1313. - What?
- Never mind. No.Copy !req
1314. Nothing.Copy !req
1315. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
1316. Uh, you mean the...
With the guy with the...Copy !req
1317. Yeah, that guy.Copy !req
1318. Well, that was just
self-defense.Copy !req
1319. Yes, it was.Copy !req
1320. You... You haven't killed
anyone else, have you?Copy !req
1321. See, when you say, uh,
"self-defense"...Copy !req
1322. Three, two, one!Copy !req
1323. Ignition.Copy !req
1324. What a good fucking line.Copy !req
1325. You called me Dad.Copy !req
1326. I know.Copy !req
1327. I love you...Copy !req
1328. No! Dad!Copy !req
1329. Stop!Copy !req
1330. Enough!Copy !req
1331. It's never enough!Copy !req
1332. Hey! Over here.Copy !req
1333. Oh, good.
You're up.Copy !req
1334. Your son's gone
to the snack machine.Copy !req
1335. Neat kid.Copy !req
1336. Turn that up.Copy !req
1337. large scale corruptionCopy !req
1338. in the wake
of the BTH data dump.Copy !req
1339. A federal task force
has revealedCopy !req
1340. a massive conspiracy of fraud,Copy !req
1341. bribery, toxic dumping,
and even murder for hireCopy !req
1342. involving city officials,Copy !req
1343. including the Mayor
and Chief of Police.Copy !req
1344. Criminally implicated CEO
Robert GarbingerCopy !req
1345. remains at large,Copy !req
1346. as does the so-called
Toxic Avenger.Copy !req
1347. Splendid. One
of our greatest business mindsCopy !req
1348. is pilloried just because...Copy !req
1349. Oh,
shut the fuck up, Rick.Copy !req
1350. I've been after BTH for years.Copy !req
1351. Are you gonna arrest me?Copy !req
1352. We're gonna sweep you
under the rug as best we can.Copy !req
1353. You also saved a lot of lives.Copy !req
1354. You'll always have that.Copy !req
1355. For a year, maybe.Copy !req
1356. Best case.Copy !req
1357. - Actually...
- Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1358. What? You scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
1359. - I thought you saw me here.
- No, I didn't see you.Copy !req
1360. Well,
I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
1361. I was having lunch here, uh,
in case you woke upCopy !req
1362. because I wanted
to tell you thisCopy !req
1363. - as soon as I could.
- What is it?Copy !req
1364. Lebanese bologna
and cream cheese,Copy !req
1365. - which sounds off...
- What...Copy !req
1366. What did you want to tell me?Copy !req
1367. Oh. Yes.Copy !req
1368. More context?Copy !req
1369. Nope, that's you.Copy !req
1370. Looks like your mutations
with generative propertiesCopy !req
1371. causing...Copy !req
1372. in your brain to vanish.Copy !req
1373. Wild, huh?Copy !req
1374. You done
fucked up twice now!Copy !req
1375. You're in recovery.Copy !req
1376. Apart from your hideous
physical condition, obviously.Copy !req
1377. Mr. Treats says thanks.Copy !req
1378. Thank you, man.Copy !req
1379. Great job.
You did a great job!Copy !req
1380. Bunch of crap.Copy !req
1381. - What?
- You heard me. You heard me.Copy !req
1382. You got a problem?Copy !req
1383. Yeah. This is a hospital.Copy !req
1384. - This ain't no rodeo, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1385. I'm aware. I'm excited.Copy !req
1386. Some kind of party.Copy !req
1387. Can I have more apple juice?Copy !req
1388. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1389. Hmm.Copy !req
1390. Yes!Copy !req
1391. Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
1392. There's nothing
they can do to us, Robert.Copy !req
1393. Ah.Copy !req
1394. I was just, uh,Copy !req
1395. just making
some grilled cheese.Copy !req
1396. It's not... you know, uh...Copy !req
1397. Whatever, I guess. Uh...Copy !req
1398. You know, the main thing is,Copy !req
1399. you want to put the butter
on the bread firstCopy !req
1400. so it crisps evenly.Copy !req
1401. Put butter in the pan first,
it's uneven and, uh,Copy !req
1402. you know, it can burn,
and that's... that's not good.Copy !req
1403. So, uh,
you got to use white bread.Copy !req
1404. Only white.Copy !req
1405. Or, uh, or sourdough.Copy !req
1406. Yeah. I, uh,Copy !req
1407. put a bit of mayonnaise
on mine sometimes.Copy !req
1408. You know, to be honest,
I don't think it makesCopy !req
1409. a difference. But, you know.Copy !req
1410. I don't know why I do that.
I just do.Copy !req
1411. And I use American cheese.Copy !req
1412. But I... You could use cheddarCopy !req
1413. if you like that better or,
uh, you know,Copy !req
1414. cheddar jack or, you know,Copy !req
1415. three-mix cheddar. Uh...Copy !req
1416. Oh, hey, bud.Copy !req
1417. Uh, another cool thing
you could doCopy !req
1418. is you can just, uh, you know,Copy !req
1419. after it's been cooking
for a while, you justCopy !req
1420. sprinkle some shredded
cheese on the outside.Copy !req
1421. You flip it and do the same
on the other side.Copy !req
1422. Now what you get is,Copy !req
1423. you get this nice,
crispy shell.Copy !req
1424. So it's nice
and crispy on the outsideCopy !req
1425. and then you get that bite.Copy !req
1426. Just the pop.Copy !req
1427. You know,
that crunch on the outside.Copy !req
1428. You know, it's, uh,
not essential.Copy !req
1429. Just a little thing extra
you can do to, uh, boss it up.Copy !req
1430. You know, I...Copy !req
1431. I serve, uh,
I serve mine with milk.Copy !req
1432. But, uh,
you could do whatever.Copy !req
1433. You know, whatever you like.Copy !req
1434. You know.Copy !req
1435. And that clocks
another blockCopy !req
1436. of "I Love Rock" on AM 10-1.Copy !req
1437. It's another
unusually lovely day,Copy !req
1438. here in St. Roma's...Copy !req
1439. Blue skies. Sun's out.Copy !req
1440. Kids are playing
with their dogs.Copy !req
1441. That's how many beautiful days
in a row now?Copy !req
1442. What's the opposite
of a curse, kids?Copy !req
1443. It's, uh, just good luck,
I guess.Copy !req
1444. Okay, this is Rowdy Mike
on AM 10-1Copy !req
1445. where we're all 10-1 together.Copy !req