1. Whoo!Copy !req
2. - Oh, yeah!
- Hook them horns, baby!Copy !req
3. We are on our way
to the biggest party of the world.Copy !req
4. Yeah!Copy !req
5. Red River Rock 'n' Roll Request Line.
This is Stretch.Copy !req
6. That's for Glen.Copy !req
7. And could you tell the girls at
Mesquite High just to leave him alone?Copy !req
8. Got it, and I believe it.
Glen is off-limits now.Copy !req
9. This is Stretch on an open request line
on K-OKLA in Burkburnett, Texas,Copy !req
10. Red River Rock 'n' Roll,Copy !req
11. from the tip-top of the
Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex.Copy !req
12. Heck, let's give Stretch a call
and see what she says.Copy !req
13. - What kind of name is Stretch?
- No idea.Copy !req
14. Red River Rock 'n' Roll Request Line.
This is Stretch.Copy !req
15. Yo, Stretch! It's the
one and only Buzz.Copy !req
16. And Rick the Prick!Copy !req
17. And from all the senior boys
at Wheeler High to all the senior girls,Copy !req
18. who are so stuck-up, play
"You're on the Road to Nowhere."Copy !req
19. No, you mean,
"We're on the Road to Nowhere."Copy !req
20. No, baby.Copy !req
21. We're on the road
to Texas-OU Weekend in Dallas!Copy !req
22. You're on the road to nowhere!Copy !req
23. Hook them horns, baby! Whoo!Copy !req
24. Real funny, guys.Copy !req
25. OK, you wanna hang up now?Copy !req
26. Tying up the line.
Hey, come on.Copy !req
27. - No way, baby!
- We got a lot more requests!Copy !req
28. Hey, check it out, dude.Copy !req
29. Let's play a Iittle chicken
with the farmer here.Copy !req
30. - Whoo!Copy !req
31. - Come on, baby! Come on!
- Whoo-hoo! Come on!Copy !req
32. Come on, man.Copy !req
33. - Come on!
- Whoo!Copy !req
34. - Hot damn!
- Hook them horns!Copy !req
35. Whoo!Copy !req
36. That was great! That was great!Copy !req
37. You got that, babe? Hot line?Copy !req
38. You better stick with us, baby!Copy !req
39. Yeah. Later, sports. Just hang up, OK?Copy !req
40. - No way!Copy !req
41. Hook them horns! Whoo!Copy !req
42. - L.G.!
- Damn it, I'm trying, darling.Copy !req
43. Don't call me darling, damn it.Copy !req
44. Yow! It's 8:11, Texas-time,
on a Friday night.Copy !req
45. I know nobody's listening
because y'all are all zooming,Copy !req
46. but I got a shot of hot rock 'n' roll
for you anyway.Copy !req
47. K-OKLA, Red River Rock 'n' Roll Request.Copy !req
48. What it is, Stretch?
This is the Buzz again.Copy !req
49. Oh, not again. Hang it up, Iame-o.
Go call your mother.Copy !req
50. Yeah, yeah, talk dirty.
But this is for Rick the Prick.Copy !req
51. He wants to hear
"Bright Lights, Big Titties."Copy !req
52. Wrong. I don't want to hear it.
I want to see it!Copy !req
53. Bright Iights, big titties! Whoo!Copy !req
54. L.G.? L.G., get in here, please.Copy !req
55. Whoo!Copy !req
56. What the fuck?Copy !req
57. Are you crazy?Copy !req
58. Back up, pig fucker!Copy !req
59. Come on. Hurry up. Get out of here!Copy !req
60. - Oh, my God!
- They gotta hang up.Copy !req
61. Step on it!Copy !req
62. - Shit! What the fuck?
- Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
63. Hang up!Copy !req
64. - What the hell is that?
- Look, it's some kind of geek.Copy !req
65. - The geek's got a...
- Come on. What is that?Copy !req
66. - Shit!
- Come on. Get out of here.Copy !req
67. - Where'd he come from?
- I don't believe this shit!Copy !req
68. Just keep driving. Come on.Copy !req
69. - Hey, let's go. Come on.
- What the hell is that?Copy !req
70. - Go on! What's he doing?
- God damn it!Copy !req
71. What's he got there?Copy !req
72. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
73. - What?
- Come on. What is that?Copy !req
74. - I don't believe this shit!
- Come on!Copy !req
75. You can do it! Come on!Copy !req
76. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!Copy !req
77. - Holy shit!
- Come on, get out of here!Copy !req
78. He's got a fucking chainsaw!Copy !req
79. - Sounds like a buzz saw.
- Buzz saw?Copy !req
80. Hey, hang up, man.Copy !req
81. Hang up. Hang up, hang up, hang up,
hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up!Copy !req
82. Get him. Shoot the bastard.
Get him. Shit!Copy !req
83. Fuck! Shoot that motherfucker, yeah!Copy !req
84. Shit! Keep back! God!Copy !req
85. Son of a bitch! Shit!Copy !req
86. Missed us, assholes.Copy !req
87. What? It just cut off.Copy !req
88. Did you do that? What happened?Copy !req
89. It's like super feedback.Copy !req
90. Just put the underwoofer
across the overflapper.Copy !req
91. I don't know.Copy !req
92. Just went dead air.Copy !req
93. - I want the Iicense plate.
- No problem.Copy !req
94. All right, now, ease up here.Copy !req
95. You go get your pictures.Copy !req
96. [man 2] Watch out, Bob.Copy !req
97. All right, keep the tension
on that line.Copy !req
98. [man 3] Hey, Ioosen that chain.
We need some slack.Copy !req
99. - Easy. Easy.Copy !req
100. You, get out of there!Copy !req
101. Three-zero.Copy !req
102. Cowboy, get away from there.
This is an accident scene.Copy !req
103. The area is restricted.Copy !req
104. - Not gonna tell you...
- It's all right, Wendell.Copy !req
105. Lieutenant Enright, sir.Copy !req
106. We heard you might be headed this way.
Did you come over for the big game?Copy !req
107. You know why I'm here.Copy !req
108. Yes, sir,
something about the chainsaw killers,Copy !req
109. your brother's kids killed.Copy !req
110. But that was 14 years ago, sir,
way down in South Texas.Copy !req
111. Now, these are other kids.Copy !req
112. This is just an accident.Copy !req
113. Just a couple ofwild punks
out raising hell.Copy !req
114. Yep.Copy !req
115. One of those boys is so wild,
sawed his own head offCopy !req
116. going 90 mile per hour.Copy !req
117. Hell.Copy !req
118. Hell's exactly what they raised.Copy !req
119. No, sir, that information's
off the record.Copy !req
120. You know, sir, this is always
a pretty hairy weekend for Dallas.Copy !req
121. Whole lot of folks come to town
and don't give a damn about football.Copy !req
122. You know, they just wanna go blood crazy
for a few and riot.Copy !req
123. You know what "riot" means.
You were a Ranger.Copy !req
124. I can't hardly keep them down by Iaw,
and if...Copy !req
125. If you go around
promoting this chainsaw...Copy !req
126. Try to speak plain.Copy !req
127. Saves time.Copy !req
128. I have authority from
the DA's officeCopy !req
129. to put you right back on
the next plane to Amarillo.Copy !req
130. Well, you just do that, son.
I'd like to see that authority.Copy !req
131. All right, Lieutenant Enright,
what's your deal?Copy !req
132. All right.Copy !req
133. I'm gonna ask some questions.Copy !req
134. Put it in the press. Get it in the news.Copy !req
135. Any information about this accident...Copy !req
136. and maybe some witnesses.Copy !req
137. Yes, sir, I...
I know some old boys at the paper.Copy !req
138. We'll get your story out for you.Copy !req
139. Brazos.Copy !req
140. Brazos!Copy !req
141. Remember the AIamo, cowboy.Copy !req
142. I won!Copy !req
143. Wanna fuck?Copy !req
144. Asshole.Copy !req
145. You need a witness? I'm a witness.Copy !req
146. This Mercedes? I think I was talking
to those kids when it happened.Copy !req
147. No way was that an accident.Copy !req
148. - You saw it.
- No, but I heard it.Copy !req
149. You can listen. It's here on tape.Copy !req
150. Oh, shit. Come on.Copy !req
151. Regulations.
We gotta record all the call-ins.Copy !req
152. End of the night, we wipe the tapes,Copy !req
153. but I kept this one just 'cause...
It just got to me.Copy !req
154. - We got professionals working...
- I didn't know what I heard,Copy !req
155. but I read your story.
What you're Iooking forCopy !req
156. - is on this tape.
- ... so don't fool with it.Copy !req
157. You can slow it down now.Copy !req
158. You're just a joke
in this morning's paper.Copy !req
159. "Cowboy chases chainsaws 14 years.Copy !req
160. Dallas police refuse comment."Copy !req
161. Like you're, you know,
hung up on something crazy.Copy !req
162. But I believe you.
I might be the only believer you got.Copy !req
163. - 'Cause it's right here.
- What is?Copy !req
164. Right on here,
those kids getting killed.Copy !req
165. Now, this is evidence, sort of, right?Copy !req
166. Yeah, it's time for you to go home.Copy !req
167. - No, wait a minute.
- Come on.Copy !req
168. Look, I came here
because I thought I could help you.Copy !req
169. I deejay this dumb show
on K-OKLA up in Burkburnett,Copy !req
170. but people listen to me
all across North Texas.Copy !req
171. Now, I could put you on the radio,Copy !req
172. get people to believe you,
get you some help.Copy !req
173. You're gonna get in my way.Copy !req
174. - Don't you get in my way.
- No, I'm already rightCopy !req
175. in the middle of this.Copy !req
176. This is my chance
to stop playing head-banging musicCopy !req
177. and do something real.Copy !req
178. Well, I don't need anybody
to stand with me,Copy !req
179. all right?Copy !req
180. You can't do it alone.Copy !req
181. I got a perfect willingness to die.Copy !req
182. That gives me a moral
on this bunch of mad dogs.Copy !req
183. They Iive on fear. They thrive on it.Copy !req
184. I ain't got no fear left.Copy !req
185. Adios.Copy !req
186. I ain't got no fear, Lord.Copy !req
187. - Hardass.
- Hardass? Me?Copy !req
188. Well, maybe a semi-hardass,
but I got a soft heart.Copy !req
189. Looky.Copy !req
190. - Built you a Iittle fry house.
- L.G.!Copy !req
191. What, darling?Copy !req
192. Oh, L.G.Copy !req
193. OK, everybody, hush up.
Listen up, y'all.Copy !req
194. The Texas-OU Chili
Cook-off champion isCopy !req
195. - from Norman, Oklahoma? No.
- No!Copy !req
196. Waco, Texas? Mm-mm.Copy !req
197. Tulsa? Nope.Copy !req
198. - Pardon me.
- Austin? Uh-uh.Copy !req
199. He's Dallas' favorite caterer,
and I think he's kind of cute.Copy !req
200. The Last Round-up Rolling Grill chef,Copy !req
201. - Drayton Sawyer!Copy !req
202. Drayton! Drayton!
Drayton! Drayton!Copy !req
203. Drayton! Drayton! Drayton! Drayton!Copy !req
204. It's the second year in a row.
This year, Drayton,Copy !req
205. you've got to tell the secret
of that fabulously tasty chili!Copy !req
206. No secret. It's the meat.Copy !req
207. Don't skimp on the meat.Copy !req
208. I got a real good eye for prime meat.Copy !req
209. Runs in the family.Copy !req
210. Whoop! Whoop!Copy !req
211. It's one of those, uh,
hard-shell peppercorns.Copy !req
212. I gotta say, I love this town.Copy !req
213. This town loves prime meat!Copy !req
214. So there's the big story.
Texas clobbers Oklahoma in chili.Copy !req
215. This is Stretch, your fearless
reporter, Iive from Dallas.Copy !req
216. Now, be sure to watch
your drinking and drivingCopy !req
217. on this wild and woolly
Texas-OU Weekend.Copy !req
218. - This is Stretch, on K-OKLA...Copy !req
219. Cut-Rite.Copy !req
220. No, C.L., I ain't seen FIetcher.Copy !req
221. Well, last Friday.Copy !req
222. Well, hell, he's on the road, then.Copy !req
223. Well, don't believe me, then. Fine.Copy !req
224. C.L...Copy !req
225. No.Copy !req
226. I'll be with you in just a minute, sir.Copy !req
227. Now, you're getting
as mean as a sting bat, C.L.Copy !req
228. No, hell, don't call back.Copy !req
229. No, don't you call back.
I got a business here,Copy !req
230. and FIetcher ain't none of my business.Copy !req
231. Damn!Copy !req
232. What can I do you for?Copy !req
233. Well, don't you wanna test them?
There's gas in them.Copy !req
234. Get them suckers a time or two.Copy !req
235. Oh, my kid banana.Copy !req
236. Damn, what is he doing?Copy !req
237. Now, this is very hard to believe.Copy !req
238. I'd like you to play that tape, missy.Copy !req
239. Come all the way up here to Burkburnett.
No shit!Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Oh, you wanna hear it now.Copy !req
242. I wanna hear it on the radio.Copy !req
243. On your show.Copy !req
244. Uh-uh.Copy !req
245. I don't think it'd be Iegal to do that.Copy !req
246. FCC regulations, those things.Copy !req
247. Well, you just figure out
how to do it and do it.Copy !req
248. You bend the rules. I don't know.Copy !req
249. Huh!Copy !req
250. - Why?
- Because the killers are here.Copy !req
251. Kill sites have been clustered all over
Northeast Texas the last two years.Copy !req
252. The Iaws, they shy away
from piecing it together as murder.Copy !req
253. They call it accidents, disappearances.Copy !req
254. You got that last slaughter on tape.
You play it on the radio.Copy !req
255. Maybe then, the Iaws will stop trying
to shut me up and start helping me.Copy !req
256. Besides, it'll give you
something real to do.Copy !req
257. - You said you were gonna do this alone.Copy !req
258. I need your help, missy.Copy !req
259. Well...Copy !req
260. you can call me Stretch,
Mr. Enright.Copy !req
261. Well, now, you can call me Lefty.Copy !req
262. It's mighty nice
doing business with you.Copy !req
263. - Thanks.
- All right.Copy !req
264. You have a nice day, now.Copy !req
265. You, too.Copy !req
266. ♪ Number one again!Copy !req
267. So here's a special request
we're doing this afternoon and tonight.Copy !req
268. You steady Iisteners know
we're playing this every hour.Copy !req
269. This is for Lefty.Copy !req
270. - Hog fucker! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
271. Ah! Last Round-up Rolling Grill.
We're still number one.Copy !req
272. I told you, boys, and I told you.Copy !req
273. Don't call on this phone.
Now, damn it, get off.Copy !req
274. What? What's on the radio?Copy !req
275. Now, don't bullshit me. I can't...Copy !req
276. I won't... All right, what station?Copy !req
277. This ain't no joke, boy?Copy !req
278. - Then I'm tuning it in.Copy !req
279. Hog fucker! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
280. You two nap-haired idiots.
You've done it again!Copy !req
281. You coon shits! You fudge-packers!
You'll be the death of me yet!Copy !req
282. Missed us, assholes.Copy !req
283. K-OKLA.Copy !req
284. Come on, Lefty. Where are you?Copy !req
285. This concludes the broadcast day
for K-OKLA in Burkburnett, Texas,Copy !req
286. Red River Rock 'n' Roll.Copy !req
287. In New York, it's 1:00am,
still fun city.Copy !req
288. In LA, 10:00 at night, party time.Copy !req
289. But deep in the heart of Texas,
it's 12:00 midnight.Copy !req
290. Ain't nothing going on.Copy !req
291. - It's another cussing caller.Copy !req
292. Your Iittle ass is gonna be
in big trouble over that tape, girl.Copy !req
293. Nope.Copy !req
294. Sure got a lot of complaints,
darling.Copy !req
295. L.G., it was a request, right?
It's Iisted in the Iogs as a request.Copy !req
296. People complain
about the request every night, right?Copy !req
297. Uh-huh.Copy !req
298. Wanna go for coffee at Big State?Copy !req
299. Nope.Copy !req
300. Huh, I guess you're waiting
on this guy, Lefty?Copy !req
301. L.G.Copy !req
302. Night, L.G.Copy !req
303. Good night.Copy !req
304. God damn it!Copy !req
305. Shit!Copy !req
306. K-OKLA, this is Stretch.Copy !req
307. Hello?Copy !req
308. - Hello, Lefty?Copy !req
309. L.G.?Copy !req
310. Lefty?Copy !req
311. I wanna buy some radio-ad time.Copy !req
312. Are you fucking crazy? We are closed!Copy !req
313. Off the air till tomorrow.
You'll have to just come back.Copy !req
314. No, but... But, yeah, but...Copy !req
315. Whoa!Copy !req
316. So this is radio land, huh?
The infinite turnover?Copy !req
317. The waves through
the ether fuzz roll on forever.Copy !req
318. Roar!Copy !req
319. Can't close that.
Hi, I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
320. "This is weird. Hope I can handle it."Copy !req
321. You know...Copy !req
322. you're my fave.Copy !req
323. Me and Bubba, my Iittle brother,
we listen to you every night.Copy !req
324. Music is my life.Copy !req
325. You know, you're my fave,Copy !req
326. but I get too embarrassed
to phone in my request.Copy !req
327. It's too disembodied, you know?Copy !req
328. But...Copy !req
329. now that we're here
in flesh and blood,Copy !req
330. I could maybe make a request,
and it'd still count, huh?Copy !req
331. Sure. Mm-hm.Copy !req
332. Well, what about...Copy !req
333. Iron Butterfly?Copy !req
334. You know, like
"In-A-Vida-Da-Gadda, Baby?"Copy !req
335. It's heavy! You know,Copy !req
336. I've never been to
a radio station before.Copy !req
337. Do you think you could
do me a tour, huh?Copy !req
338. Tour?Copy !req
339. Tour. Sure, sure.Copy !req
340. But seriously quick,
and it ends at the exit sign.Copy !req
341. Oh, boy! OK, yeah, sure!Copy !req
342. OK, your tour. Here's your tour.
Here's your tour. Here's a Iamp.Copy !req
343. Yeah, Iamp.Copy !req
344. - Here's a typewriter.
- Oh!Copy !req
345. - Rubber man.
- Uh-huh. Rubber man. I like him.Copy !req
346. - Armadillo. Here's Mr. Shark.Copy !req
347. Oh, Mr. Shark!Copy !req
348. - Here's some flowers.
- FIowers.Copy !req
349. Rolodex.Copy !req
350. - Here's a Iamp.
- Oh!Copy !req
351. And there's the exit sign. Tour's over.Copy !req
352. Oh...Copy !req
353. "E-X...Copy !req
354. I-T.Copy !req
355. Exit."Copy !req
356. - Good night.
- Oh. Good night!Copy !req
357. Good night!Copy !req
358. Good night.Copy !req
359. Good night!Copy !req
360. Good night.Copy !req
361. Hey, what about my request?Copy !req
362. You know.Copy !req
363. That Lefty-request recordCopy !req
364. that you honked out today?Copy !req
365. I love that.Copy !req
366. Let's see...Copy !req
367. What was it, anyway?
The Rambo III soundtrack?Copy !req
368. Gonna play it again?Copy !req
369. Sure would like it.Copy !req
370. Hey, maybe I could get a copy,Copy !req
371. and you could autograph it.Copy !req
372. To a... a far-out fan!Copy !req
373. - What's in here?
- Record vault.Copy !req
374. Oh, where you keep the golden oldies?Copy !req
375. And, uh, maybe...Copy !req
376. Maybe the new music's in...Copy !req
377. Ow! Not me, you dumb-ass!Copy !req
378. Get the girl! Get the girl!Copy !req
379. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
380. He dented my plate!
Ah! My brain is burning!Copy !req
381. 'Nam flashback! 'Nam flashback!Copy !req
382. Leatherface, you bitch, I'll...Copy !req
383. Look what you did
to my Sonny Bono wig-do.Copy !req
384. God damn, I can't believe it!Copy !req
385. You gonna have to buy me
a new plate cover!Copy !req
386. You gonna have to buy me
a new plate cover, Leatherface.Copy !req
387. Oh!Copy !req
388. He's gonna send me back
to the VA HospitalCopy !req
389. with this dent in my plate.Copy !req
390. Well, at least he didn't mess me up.Copy !req
391. Dog will hunt.
Get that bitch, Leatherface.Copy !req
392. Get that bitch!Copy !req
393. Dog will hunt.Copy !req
394. Go away!Copy !req
395. Shit. Humble Pie!Copy !req
396. Hurry up, Leatherface. Hurry up.
Get that bitch!Copy !req
397. Go away!Copy !req
398. Music is my life!Copy !req
399. Ah!Copy !req
400. They Iive on fear.
They Iive on fear. They Iive on fear.Copy !req
401. They Iive on fear. They Iive on fear.
They Iive on fear.Copy !req
402. Stretch, darling,
you know the door's unlocked?Copy !req
403. Hey!Copy !req
404. What the shit?Copy !req
405. Hey! Lick my plate, you dog dick!Copy !req
406. What the fuck you think
you're doing in here,Copy !req
407. you crazy-Iooking Iittle son of a bitch?
Get out of here!Copy !req
408. Time for incoming mail!Copy !req
409. Ho Chi Minh!Copy !req
410. A-one and a-two and a-three!Copy !req
411. Go, you Iittle bitch!Copy !req
412. Go away! Leave me alone!Copy !req
413. No, no, no, no! God, no, please don't!Copy !req
414. Incoming mail!Copy !req
415. No, no, no!Copy !req
416. No, no, no, please, God, no!Copy !req
417. No, no, no, please, God!
Please, God, no!Copy !req
418. No!Copy !req
419. No, no, no, please, God!
Stop it! God, no!Copy !req
420. No, no, please, God!Copy !req
421. Are you mad at me?Copy !req
422. How mad at me are you?Copy !req
423. You're not really mad at me.Copy !req
424. How good are you?Copy !req
425. Huh?Copy !req
426. - Get that bitch, Leatherface!Copy !req
427. Get that bitch!Copy !req
428. How good...Copy !req
429. are you?Copy !req
430. Oh.Copy !req
431. Really?Copy !req
432. Are you really, really...Copy !req
433. good?Copy !req
434. Are you really good? Really good?Copy !req
435. You're really good.Copy !req
436. You're the best.Copy !req
437. Oh, no.Copy !req
438. No! No!Copy !req
439. Please don't kill me!Copy !req
440. No, God!Copy !req
441. No, please, God!Copy !req
442. No, God!Copy !req
443. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
444. Leatherface.Copy !req
445. Did you get her, Bubba?
Did you get that bitch?Copy !req
446. She was my fave, but she knew.Copy !req
447. And now, nobody knows.Copy !req
448. Look what you did
to my plate, you bitch!Copy !req
449. You got her? Did you get her good?Copy !req
450. SIap me five.Copy !req
451. I got one, too.Copy !req
452. A bonus body!Copy !req
453. Look at that beef.Copy !req
454. Help me get it out of here.Copy !req
455. Oh!Copy !req
456. Ooh...Copy !req
457. - Giddyup!Copy !req
458. No, they'll get away.Copy !req
459. No, no, they'll get away.Copy !req
460. They can't get away.Copy !req
461. God damn it, Lefty. You're late.Copy !req
462. Damn it, Lefty.Copy !req
463. Oh!Copy !req
464. Stretch!Copy !req
465. Lefty?Copy !req
466. - Stretch!Copy !req
467. - Hold on!Copy !req
468. Grab onto something. Hold onto it.Copy !req
469. Lefty, they came! Where were you?Copy !req
470. I had to do it.
Damn, I used you, girl.Copy !req
471. I'm here now. Grab hold of this.Copy !req
472. Grab hold of this, now. Don't you cry,
Iittle sister. I'm here now.Copy !req
473. Come on, I'm here now.
You can get it. Come on, now.Copy !req
474. You got it. Come on.Copy !req
475. - Come on! Grab it!Copy !req
476. Oh, my God.Copy !req
477. Oh, Lord, help me beat this stranger
that walks beside me,Copy !req
478. that takes away my strength.Copy !req
479. Lord, you show me the end.Copy !req
480. Show me what I fear
so I don't fear it no more.Copy !req
481. It's the devil's playground.Copy !req
482. I'm bringing it down! Down to hell!Copy !req
483. Bring it all down!Copy !req
484. I hate to say it,
but that hillbilly hog you boysCopy !req
485. got earlier is the top tonight.Copy !req
486. That's mine! Mine!
Not Bubba's. Me! Me!Copy !req
487. Bust it up!Copy !req
488. Wanna go to the movies?Copy !req
489. No crowds.
Everybody's at the football parties.Copy !req
490. Tonight's a washout.Copy !req
491. Biggest meat-eater weekend of the month,
and we're gonna lose money on it.Copy !req
492. Damn it all!
Maybe we just ought to quit.Copy !req
493. Oh, yeah? Kiss my plate,
Mr. Big Shot. Maybe you forgot.Copy !req
494. This chrome dome
bankrolled this food business.Copy !req
495. No Iucky gook with a machete,
no head wound.Copy !req
496. No head wound,
no fancy rolling grill a-go-go.Copy !req
497. Ain't no fool. Kiss it.
Don't forget it.Copy !req
498. Peel that pig and slice him thick.Copy !req
499. - That's my sweet pea.
- Get them hogs on the grill.Copy !req
500. Big, big pre-game brunch tomorrow
means a ton of croissant sandwiches.Copy !req
501. Oh, I love this town.Copy !req
502. Hey, you nitwit, get back in here
and get that grill going.Copy !req
503. No. No. No good.Copy !req
504. No good.Copy !req
505. Come on, Bubba. Cook's out here,
and he's chewing ass like it was steak.Copy !req
506. "You gotta run for that money now.Copy !req
507. Chase that dollar.
Gotta go fast to catch it."Copy !req
508. You dumb baboons are
too dumb to even close the door.Copy !req
509. I'm tired of kicking your asses.Copy !req
510. What are you doing?
You trying to hide something?Copy !req
511. Get that eyeball pâté working.Copy !req
512. Hey, you coon shit, where are you going?
We need the club sandwiches...Copy !req
513. Help. Help me. Please.Copy !req
514. Please, help me.Copy !req
515. Can you help me get out of here?Copy !req
516. What is it? Put that down.
Put that down.Copy !req
517. Put that down.Copy !req
518. What is that?Copy !req
519. Is it wet? It's wet. Put it down.Copy !req
520. My darling.Copy !req
521. Darling?Copy !req
522. Don't be scared, darling.Copy !req
523. Oh no, L.G.Copy !req
524. Oh no. Oh no.Copy !req
525. L.G.!Copy !req
526. Oh, my God!Copy !req
527. L.G., they got you, too?Copy !req
528. Oh, L.G.!Copy !req
529. We gotta get y'all loose.Copy !req
530. I guess I'm falling apart on you, honey.Copy !req
531. No.Copy !req
532. No.Copy !req
533. Shit.Copy !req
534. L.G.Copy !req
535. I love you.Copy !req
536. So he says,Copy !req
537. "Hey, get me those Iawyers.
Legal meat."Copy !req
538. - Legal meat, yeah!
- Bubba, you idiot!Copy !req
539. Get your ass over here.Copy !req
540. - You fucked up again.
- You fucked up again.Copy !req
541. He says,
"Hey, get me those Iawyers.Copy !req
542. Legal meat, y'all."Copy !req
543. Fuck me in the left eye!Copy !req
544. Valuable kill-time wasted running down
them coked-up pencil necks,Copy !req
545. and not a good chop on the whole bunch.Copy !req
546. I pick the vittles. Get it?Copy !req
547. - I. Me. Nobody but...
- I pick the vittles, I.Copy !req
548. - Bubba, you hull wreckage!
- Me. Nobody but...Copy !req
549. Busted again, huh?
That's the main support beam.Copy !req
550. Fuck, you idiots! You both will pay!Copy !req
551. Both of you... You're both...Copy !req
552. Look what your brother's done now.
You coon shit.Copy !req
553. You cut the main support beam.
And this is what happens.Copy !req
554. Of course this is what happens.Copy !req
555. - That big brute!Copy !req
556. Dirty meat don't cut it.Copy !req
557. Family standards only require
the best meat in town.Copy !req
558. More money lost.Copy !req
559. I never, never, never get a break.Copy !req
560. Work, work night and day,Copy !req
561. presenting myself to the people,
selling, selling.Copy !req
562. You pair of prima donnas fooling around
here and listening to the radio all dayCopy !req
563. and sawing down your own house.Copy !req
564. Take it all down!Copy !req
565. Bring it all down!Copy !req
566. Bury the devil!Copy !req
567. May the Lord have mercy on our souls!
Ah!Copy !req
568. Get that thing out of here.Copy !req
569. Maybe it cracked the main butane tank.Copy !req
570. It's up there. Go look at it.Copy !req
571. Taxes. Taxes.Copy !req
572. Damn property taxes fuck up everything.Copy !req
573. Crooks don't pay taxes.
Politicians don't.Copy !req
574. Movie stars don't.Copy !req
575. It's the Iittle guy that can't make
a dime. He pays the taxes.Copy !req
576. Small businessman
gets it in the ass every time.Copy !req
577. I ought to quit.Copy !req
578. Right, it's junk. Quit.
Dump this cook show.Copy !req
579. Sell off this turkey.
It's time. It's in the air.Copy !req
580. It's what the public wants.Copy !req
581. I don't wanna hear that again.Copy !req
582. It's 'Nam Land!Copy !req
583. Yow! What the hell was that?Copy !req
584. I don't know, boy.
It Iooked like a big, big fireball.Copy !req
585. 'Nam Land.Copy !req
586. Napalm.Copy !req
587. Fire in the hole.Copy !req
588. That's the main butane tank
up there, Bubba.Copy !req
589. Go look at it.
Get your butt moving, boy.Copy !req
590. Go up there and look at it.
Go look at it.Copy !req
591. - I'll kick you in the ass again.
- Not now. It's 'Nam Land.Copy !req
592. - It's a hit. It's a bang. It's a smash.
- Shut him up, Bubba.Copy !req
593. Did you see it?Copy !req
594. Well, did you? Didn't you?Copy !req
595. Did you? Didn't you?Copy !req
596. Go check it out, boy.Copy !req
597. - 'Nam Land!
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
598. I told you to go check it out, boy,
before I start kicking your ass.Copy !req
599. Some kind of crazy booger
just skipped through here.Copy !req
600. No, a booger? How big?Copy !req
601. A big crazy booger.
Let's haul butt, bro.Copy !req
602. Oh, my God.Copy !req
603. Oh, God.Copy !req
604. Franklin.Copy !req
605. Don't you cry, my brother.Copy !req
606. I'm here now.Copy !req
607. They can't do this.Copy !req
608. They can't do this!Copy !req
609. They can't do this! They can't do this!Copy !req
610. I'll take you back to hell!Copy !req
611. I'll take you to hell!Copy !req
612. All right, all right!Copy !req
613. Let's talk about it.Copy !req
614. OK. What, are you pissed-off?
What about me?Copy !req
615. Listen, this is not gonna work out.Copy !req
616. I'm trying to be open with you. It's
nobody's fault. I just can't do this.Copy !req
617. Let me go.Copy !req
618. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
619. Bubba, you nap-haired idiot.Copy !req
620. Get out of here.Copy !req
621. Who's this? I get it.Copy !req
622. Are you the saboteur
that's fucking up our house?Copy !req
623. Trying to put me out of business?Copy !req
624. Thousands of dollars lost.Copy !req
625. You got that kind of money? No!Copy !req
626. It's the deejay. My fave.Copy !req
627. That dirty thing?Copy !req
628. Told me you boys got her.Copy !req
629. Well, yeah.Copy !req
630. Leatherface killed her
once already tonight.Copy !req
631. But look, she's red-faced.Copy !req
632. Bubba's been playing with her.
Bubba Iikes her.Copy !req
633. Bubba's got a girlfriend.Copy !req
634. Bubba's got a girlfriend!
Bubba's got a girlfriend!Copy !req
635. Bubba's got a girl...Copy !req
636. Is that what this is, Bubba?Copy !req
637. The old cock-and-cunt swindle, huh?Copy !req
638. S-C-E-X. Sex.Copy !req
639. And you had to find out about it,
didn't you?Copy !req
640. You just couldn't leave it alone.Copy !req
641. If you wanted to know about it so bad,
why didn't you ask me?Copy !req
642. You wanna know about it?
You wanna know about it?Copy !req
643. Ask me. Ask me.Copy !req
644. It's a swindle, that's all.
So don't get mixed up in it.Copy !req
645. Help me. Help me.Copy !req
646. Help me.Copy !req
647. Please, help me. Please.Copy !req
648. Help me.Copy !req
649. Please, help me.Copy !req
650. All right, Miss Priss, cut that out.Copy !req
651. Leave him alone, damn it!Copy !req
652. Bubba, you were supposed to finish her.
Finish her now.Copy !req
653. - Burn her like a rat.
- Finish her.Copy !req
654. - Burn her like a rat!
- Finish her now.Copy !req
655. Burn her like a rat!
Burn her like a rat, rat, rat!Copy !req
656. - Burn her like a rat!
- Finish her now!Copy !req
657. - Finish her now, Bubba!
- Burn her like a rat!Copy !req
658. - Finish her!
- Finish her. Finish her.Copy !req
659. Give me that.Copy !req
660. Turn traitor for a piece of tail.Copy !req
661. You got one choice, boy,
sex or the saw.Copy !req
662. Sex is, well, nobody knows.Copy !req
663. But the saw, the saw is family.Copy !req
664. - The saw is family.
- Wait till Granddad hears about this.Copy !req
665. Take her away.Copy !req
666. - She's in the garbage now.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
667. - Oh, no.
- A-one...Copy !req
668. and a-two...Copy !req
669. and a-three!Copy !req
670. No!Copy !req
671. Dinnertime, damn it! Let's go.Copy !req
672. Eat and run. Eat and run.Copy !req
673. There's a lot of hungry
football fans to feed.Copy !req
674. Hurry it up. Grandpa Iikes to go fast.Copy !req
675. He always did. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
676. Time eats money.Copy !req
677. Those damn coon shits
are the weight of the family.Copy !req
678. I stoop my shoulders
taking care of my younger brothers.Copy !req
679. It squashed the young years
out of my lifeCopy !req
680. like a can of cheese whip.Copy !req
681. I wouldn't wish this rotten lifeCopy !req
682. off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.Copy !req
683. You're the first girl
Bubba's brought home to dinner.Copy !req
684. This is a real special occasion.Copy !req
685. Grandpa sure looks forward
to meeting you.Copy !req
686. He's 137 years old
but still as fast as Jesse James,Copy !req
687. so don't you worry none.Copy !req
688. - Here comes Grandpa now.Copy !req
689. God bless you, Grandpa.Copy !req
690. It's playtime!
It's dinnertime!Copy !req
691. Your Iittle boys
have some left here for you.Copy !req
692. Yes, no, yes, no!
Yes, we do!Copy !req
693. We love you!
We love you!Copy !req
694. OK, now. Take it easy, now.
Take it easy with Grandpa.Copy !req
695. - That's right. That's right.
- Get him over here easy, now.Copy !req
696. - That's right. OK.
- Come on, you boys.Copy !req
697. - Easy with Grandpa, now.Copy !req
698. - Easy with Grandpa.
- No! No!Copy !req
699. Oh, please, no.Copy !req
700. Don't rattle him like that, damn it!Copy !req
701. You're balling up his shit.Copy !req
702. No!Copy !req
703. Grandpa's strict Iiquid diet
keeps him as fresh as a rose.Copy !req
704. Every spring,Copy !req
705. the Atlas Rendering Company used to
throw a big barbecue for Grandpa.Copy !req
706. He was the master.Copy !req
707. He was the one and only.Copy !req
708. He showed us all the business.Copy !req
709. We was raised in meat.Copy !req
710. But then after the glory,
here comes the shame.Copy !req
711. Atlas went for automation.Copy !req
712. The electrified cages,Copy !req
713. the cold-steel chutes,Copy !req
714. the air-powered head hammers.Copy !req
715. That drove Grandpa crazy,
seeing things done like that.Copy !req
716. Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
717. No, no, that's all right. That's all
right. It'll be over soon.Copy !req
718. Get the hammer.Copy !req
719. The crunching and the grinding,Copy !req
720. he just couldn't stand it, no way.Copy !req
721. So that was all she wrote.Copy !req
722. One morning, Grandpa just quit going in.Copy !req
723. It was the shame.Copy !req
724. It was the shame. The shame.Copy !req
725. There's more work to do.
Let's get on with it.Copy !req
726. Right. Let's get on with it. Bingo!Copy !req
727. Give me that.
Get that tub over there in a hurry.Copy !req
728. Do I have to do every damn thing
around here?Copy !req
729. - You just sit tight.Copy !req
730. Bubba, she's ready. Bring her on down.Copy !req
731. No!Copy !req
732. - Oh, no!
- Bring her on down, damn it!Copy !req
733. No! No!Copy !req
734. Bring her on down!Copy !req
735. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
736. No, no, no!Copy !req
737. Help me! No, no, no!Copy !req
738. Let me go! You gotta let me go!
Let me go! Please, help me!Copy !req
739. - This will be one you won't forget.
- Please, help me!Copy !req
740. It's a real honor.Copy !req
741. Grandpa, he's a one-hitter.Copy !req
742. And it's just like going home.Copy !req
743. Please help me!Copy !req
744. - No! No! No, God!
- No, no.Copy !req
745. Help me! Let me go!Copy !req
746. Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
747. Help me, please!Copy !req
748. Please, help me!Copy !req
749. Let's go see Grandpa, boy.Copy !req
750. No, don't!Copy !req
751. - No! No, God!
- Come on. Bring the bitch down.Copy !req
752. No! No!Copy !req
753. No, no, let me go!Copy !req
754. Let me go!Copy !req
755. Let me go! No! No!Copy !req
756. No, no, no!Copy !req
757. No!Copy !req
758. Here come the judge.
Here come the judge.Copy !req
759. No!Copy !req
760. Now, don't ruin Grandpa's favorite rug.Copy !req
761. Be careful of the splatter.
You gotta be careful of the splatter.Copy !req
762. - Great-grandma in chainsaw heaven...
- No! No! God!Copy !req
763. please don't hoodoo the boy.Copy !req
764. Hey, Grandpa, here's the big boy.Copy !req
765. Look what Bubba brought you.Copy !req
766. Hey, Grandpa, Bubba's got
something to show you here.Copy !req
767. Look, a SIurpee booty.Copy !req
768. - Hit her, Grandpa.
- Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
769. Let's see you do it. Now, come on.
Come on, Grandpa. You're the best.Copy !req
770. - Hit her, Grandpa. Hit her!
- Come on. Hit her, Grandpa.Copy !req
771. Come on, I'm telling you...Copy !req
772. Remember those thieves?
Come on. One-hitter.Copy !req
773. - Come on, Grandpa.
- Hit her. Hit her, Grandpa.Copy !req
774. Come on, you won't miss her.Copy !req
775. Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
776. Hit her. Hit that bitch. Hit that bitch.Copy !req
777. Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
778. Come on, Grandpa. You can do it.
You're the best.Copy !req
779. Come on, there, Grandpa.
Come on, there, Grandpa.Copy !req
780. Come on, Grandpa. You can do it.
You're the best.Copy !req
781. - Hit that bitch, Grandpa. Hit her.Copy !req
782. Come on, Grandpa. Hit her.
You are, Grandpa. You're the best.Copy !req
783. - Yeah! That's good, isn't it, Grandpa?Copy !req
784. Grandpa!Copy !req
785. - Attaboy, Grandpa.
- Hit that bitch, now, Grandpa.Copy !req
786. - Come on, Grandpa. You can do it.
- Get her now, Grandpa. You can do it.Copy !req
787. Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
788. No! No! No!Copy !req
789. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
790. No! No!Copy !req
791. Hit that bitch. Hit that bitch!Copy !req
792. Come on, Grandpa!Copy !req
793. Oh, Grandpa, let's get on with it.Copy !req
794. All right! Slurpee-booty time!Copy !req
795. Shut up!Copy !req
796. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
797. Boys, boys, boys.Copy !req
798. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
799. Is that the American way of entering
a man's home, singing like that?Copy !req
800. I get it.
The old pressure game, huh?Copy !req
801. Boys, you never
should have been doing this.Copy !req
802. Who sent you?
Those sissies over at Del-Mar Catering?Copy !req
803. That chickenshit Burrito-Man bunch?Copy !req
804. Well, I don't care, you hear?
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
805. It's a dog-eat-dog world.Copy !req
806. And from where I sit,
there just ain't enough damn dogs.Copy !req
807. If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the damn kitchen.Copy !req
808. How much, huh?
Let's make a deal right here.Copy !req
809. Real cash money.Copy !req
810. Just you and me, huh?
I don't care who sent you.Copy !req
811. I'm the Lord of the Harvest.Copy !req
812. Who's that?
Some new health-food bunch?Copy !req
813. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
814. Is there any money in it,
you wanna know?Copy !req
815. Yeah, right here.
How much? How much?Copy !req
816. - Lefty.
- Sister.Copy !req
817. Lefty!Copy !req
818. Brazos!Copy !req
819. Run, sister. Run.Copy !req
820. Small businessman that...Copy !req
821. always, always, always
gets it in the ass!Copy !req
822. Sure... Sure took care of my hems.Copy !req
823. Saved a trip to the hospital.Copy !req
824. Ah. Looks... Looks bad.Copy !req
825. Sure burned my beans bad on that one.Copy !req
826. Maybe it's time to just shut down.Copy !req
827. Time to shut down the show, yeah.Copy !req
828. Yeah, pull the plug.
Come here, nubbins.Copy !req
829. Where...
Where's that old "Fuck you, Charlie"?Copy !req
830. That Iittle
"Just in case, baby"?Copy !req
831. Where'd you put it?Copy !req
832. Ah! Yeah, there it is.Copy !req
833. Man... Man builds a good, sturdy tradeCopy !req
834. by hooking and crooking.Copy !req
835. And then, kerplooey!Copy !req
836. The gods just kick him
right in the balls.Copy !req
837. Oh, no, not this time.Copy !req
838. No! No!Copy !req
839. Ah!Copy !req
840. I got the last Iaugh right here.Copy !req
841. Ah!Copy !req
842. Going down, now!Copy !req
843. Going down! Going down, now!Copy !req
844. Whoa!Copy !req
845. Here I come, you hog bitch!Copy !req
846. You hog bitch!Copy !req
847. Dead end, girl. Dead end now.Copy !req
848. Dead-end city.Copy !req
849. Look at my face.Copy !req
850. Look. Look!Copy !req
851. It's like death eating
a cracker, isn't it? Huh?Copy !req
852. Huh?Copy !req
853. No!Copy !req
854. Get away from her! Get away!Copy !req
855. Don't touch her! No!Copy !req
856. - Grandma!Copy !req
857. No!Copy !req
858. Grandma! Grandma!Copy !req
859. Grandma!Copy !req
860. You killed her, you hog bitch!Copy !req
861. Die!Copy !req
862. English - US - PSDHCopy !req