1. United Airlines announcing
the arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing.
Copy !req
2. Customer service representative,
report to Gate C42.
Copy !req
3. All visitors to the US should line up
at booths one through 15.
Copy !req
4. Please have your I-94 forms filled out.
Copy !req
5. - What's the purpose of your visit?
- What is the purpose of your visit?
Copy !req
6. What is the purpose of your visit?
Business or pleasure?
Copy !req
7. Just visiting. Shopping?
Copy !req
8. - Pleasure.
- Business.
Copy !req
9. How long will you be staying?
Copy !req
10. Could I see your return ticket?
Copy !req
11. - What's the purpose of your visit?
- Business or pleasure?
Copy !req
12. Enjoy your stay. Next.
Copy !req
13. Please have your passports...
Copy !req
14. - Stand by. He's fishing.
- Copy that.
Copy !req
15. See this bunch
of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts?
Copy !req
16. That's the tour from China,
connecting to Orlando.
Copy !req
17. When was the last time
you saw Chinese tourists
Copy !req
18. on their way to Disney World
without any cameras?
Copy !req
19. Possible forged documents
on 10 and 11.
Copy !req
20. Sir. Sir. Passport.
Copy !req
21. Thank you.
Copy !req
22. Welcome, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
23. Purpose of your visit?
Copy !req
24. Business or pleasure?
Copy !req
25. Have your declarations
forms ready, please.
Copy !req
26. Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six.
Copy !req
27. Mr. Navorski, please follow me.
Copy !req
28. from Montreal must proceed
to U.S. Immigration for luggage.
Copy !req
29. All right, Mr. Navorski,
we'd like you to wait here, please.
Copy !req
30. Next, please.
Copy !req
31. What exactly are you doing
in the United States, Mr. Navorski?
Copy !req
32. Yellow taxicab, please.
Copy !req
33. Take me to Ramada Inn,
Copy !req
34. 161 Lexington.
Copy !req
35. Staying at the Ramada Inn?
Copy !req
36. Keep the change.
Copy !req
37. Do you know anyone in New York?
Copy !req
38. Yes.
Copy !req
39. - Who?
- Yes.
Copy !req
40. - No, do you know anyone in New York?
- Yes.
Copy !req
41. - Who?
- Yes.
Copy !req
42. 161 Lexington.
Copy !req
43. Okay, Mr. Navorski, I need
to see your return ticket, please.
Copy !req
44. No, your return ticket.
Copy !req
45. This is just a standard procedure.
Copy !req
46. I'm going to need the passport.
Copy !req
47. No, no. Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
48. That. Passport.
Copy !req
49. That.
Copy !req
50. Mr. Navorski? Sorry to keep you waiting.
Copy !req
51. I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs
and Border Protection here at JFK.
Copy !req
52. I help people
with their immigration problems.
Copy !req
53. We're looking for an interpreter for you.
Copy !req
54. How are we doing on that?
Do we have an interpreter?
Copy !req
55. But I understand
that you speak a little English.
Copy !req
56. - Yes.
- You do?
Copy !req
57. I hope you don't mind if I eat
while we talk. I've a bit of bad news.
Copy !req
58. Your country has suspended
all traveling privileges
Copy !req
59. on passports issued
by your government.
Copy !req
60. And our State Department
has revoked the visa
Copy !req
61. that was going to allow you
to enter the U.S.
Copy !req
62. That's it in a nutshell, basically.
Copy !req
63. While you were in the air, there
was a military coup in your country.
Copy !req
64. Most of the dead were members
of the Presidential Guard.
Copy !req
65. They were attacked
in the middle of the night.
Copy !req
66. They got it all on GHN, I think.
Copy !req
67. There were few civilian casualties.
I'm sure your family's fine.
Copy !req
68. Mr. Navorski, your country
was annexed from the inside.
Copy !req
69. The Republic of Krakozhia
is under new leadership.
Copy !req
70. Krakozhia! Krakozhia.
Copy !req
71. - Krakozhia.
- Right. I don't think he gets it.
Copy !req
72. Let me... Look.
Copy !req
73. Imagine that these potato chips
are Krakozhia.
Copy !req
74. - Krakozhia. Yes. Okay.
- Krakozhia.
Copy !req
75. So the potato chips are Krakozhia.
Copy !req
76. - And this apple...
- Big Apple.
Copy !req
77. Big Apple represents
the Liberty Rebels. Okay?
Copy !req
78. No more Krakozhia. Okay?
Copy !req
79. New government.
Revolution. You understand?
Copy !req
80. All the flights in and out
of your country have been suspended.
Copy !req
81. The new government has sealed all
borders, so your visa's no longer valid.
Copy !req
82. So, currently,
you are a citizen of nowhere.
Copy !req
83. Now, we can't process you new papers
Copy !req
84. until the U.S. recognizes your country's
new diplomatic reclassification.
Copy !req
85. You don't qualify for asylum,
refugee status,
Copy !req
86. temporary protective status,
humanitarian parole
Copy !req
87. or non-immigration work travel.
You don't qualify for any of these.
Copy !req
88. You are at this time simply...
Copy !req
89. unacceptable.
- Unacceptable.
Copy !req
90. - Unacceptable.
- Unacceptable.
Copy !req
91. Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge,
Copy !req
92. Empire State, Broadway show Cats.
Copy !req
93. I got more bad news for you.
Cats has closed.
Copy !req
94. Now I go New York City. Thank you.
Copy !req
95. No, Mr. Navorski. I cannot allow you
to enter the United States at this time.
Copy !req
96. - Krakozhia.
- We can't allow you to go home either.
Copy !req
97. You don't really have a home.
Technically, it doesn't exist.
Copy !req
98. It's like a Twilight Zone.
Do you get that show over there?
Copy !req
99. "Talking Tina,"Nightmare
at 30,000 Feet,"Zanti Misfits."
Copy !req
100. "Zanti Misfits" was Outer Limits, sir.
Copy !req
101. Really? It's not important.
Copy !req
102. Where do I buy the Nike shoes?
Copy !req
103. Okay, Mr. Navorski, come here.
Walk with me.
Copy !req
104. Here's my dilemma, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
105. You have no right to enter the U.S.
and I have no right to detain you.
Copy !req
106. You have fallen through
a crack in the system.
Copy !req
107. - I am crack.
- Yes. Until we get this sorted out,
Copy !req
108. I will allow you to enter
the International Transit Lounge.
Copy !req
109. I'm going to sign a release form
that is going to make you a free man.
Copy !req
110. - Free?
- Free.
Copy !req
111. Free to go anywhere you like
Copy !req
112. within the confines
of the International Transit Lounge.
Copy !req
113. - Okay?
- Okay.
Copy !req
114. Uncle Sam will have this
sorted out by tomorrow,
Copy !req
115. and welcome
to the United States. Almost.
Copy !req
116. - Thank you.
- Thanks, Judge.
Copy !req
117. Now, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
118. This is the International Transit Lounge.
Copy !req
119. You are free to wait here.
These are food vouchers.
Copy !req
120. You can use them in the Food Court.
Copy !req
121. Your Krakozhian money
is no good here.
Copy !req
122. This is a 15-minute,
prepaid calling card.
Copy !req
123. You may call home, if you like.
Copy !req
124. This, in case we need
to contact you, is a pager.
Copy !req
125. You must keep this with you at all times.
Copy !req
126. Here is an ID badge for you
to get into CBP. Beyond those doors...
Copy !req
127. Mr. Navorski.
I'm going to need you to look at me.
Copy !req
128. Beyond those doors is American soil.
Copy !req
129. Mr. Dixon wants me to make it clear
Copy !req
130. that you are not
to enter through those doors.
Copy !req
131. You are not to leave this building.
America is closed.
Copy !req
132. America closed.
Copy !req
133. What I do?
Copy !req
134. There's only one thing
you can do here, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
135. Shop.
Copy !req
136. Ladies and gentlemen,
passengers of flight 854...
Copy !req
137. the international community tries to
make inroads to a peaceful resolution.
Copy !req
138. The populace has to wonder if
they will ever find political stability,
Copy !req
139. or find the leadership to secure
their place on the world stage.
Copy !req
140. And next this hour,
looking to buy a 90-foot yacht?
Copy !req
141. taken hostage. We're also hearing
that the Vice President has been killed
Copy !req
142. along with four cabinet members,
13 injured soldiers and 20 civilians.
Copy !req
143. By dawn, rebel leaders
had surrounded the state houses.
Copy !req
144. In a symbolic gesture, the national flag
of Krakozhia was torn down
Copy !req
145. from the Presidential Palace
and the parliament building.
Copy !req
146. Please. Please.
Copy !req
147. Television.
Copy !req
148. This just in. Last night a military coup
overthrew the government of Krakozhia.
Copy !req
149. Bombing and gunfire
were heard through the night.
Copy !req
150. Although details are unclear,
Copy !req
151. we are told that President Vagobagin
and his aides have been taken hostage.
Copy !req
152. Bonjour, monsieur.
You are a Red Carpet Club member?
Copy !req
153. I need to see
your boarding pass and club card, sir.
Copy !req
154. I'm sorry, sir. This is a private lounge.
Copy !req
155. The public lounge is downstairs.
Copy !req
156. The tiniest nation in the region
has been shaken by another uprising.
Copy !req
157. Krakozhia has been involved in civil war
throughout the late '80s and '90s
Copy !req
158. as it has tried
to transition from Communist rule.
Copy !req
159. - Watch it.
- Please.
Copy !req
160. Please, telephone? Telephone?
Copy !req
161. Please, please.
Copy !req
162. For security reasons, please keep your
luggage with you at all times.
Copy !req
163. Unattended luggage will be removed
for inspection...
Copy !req
164. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you broke my bag!
Copy !req
165. I got this in Paris.
This is my favorite bag.
Copy !req
166. I can't believe you just broke my bag.
Mom, Dad. He broke my bag.
Copy !req
167. - Food document.
- Excuse me. Stop it.
Copy !req
168. Do you have an appointment?
Copy !req
169. I don't let anyone to look
at my trash without an appointment.
Copy !req
170. I have an opening next Tuesday.
Copy !req
171. Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Tuesday.
Copy !req
172. It will be good time for you
to come back and get lost.
Copy !req
173. Okay, goodbye. Sorry.
Copy !req
174. Tuesday.
Copy !req
175. Don't shoot.
Copy !req
176. She sleeps 12, Frank. Has a 120-volt
generator, wet bar, gas range.
Copy !req
177. She looks amazing.
Copy !req
178. She's my pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow.
Copy !req
179. She's a beautiful boat,
and I hope you get her soon.
Copy !req
180. - You've earned her.
- Thank you, Frank.
Copy !req
181. - You have.
- Actually, I bought her yesterday.
Copy !req
182. Come on. Congratulations.
Copy !req
183. I'm nominating you to take my place.
Copy !req
184. You will assume the duties
of acting Field Commissioner
Copy !req
185. until you get approval from Washington.
Copy !req
186. Really? I don't know what to say.
Copy !req
187. - Jesus. Richard, is this real?
- It's real.
Copy !req
188. Don't pretend to be surprised.
Copy !req
189. You've been waiting for me to retire
or drop dead for years now.
Copy !req
190. No, I haven't been
waiting for you to retire.
Copy !req
191. That's all right, Frank.
Copy !req
192. My retirement will become official
the day you get sworn in.
Copy !req
193. - You've waited a long time for this.
- I have.
Copy !req
194. Just be careful
about the inspection process.
Copy !req
195. I will. I've been here for 17 years...
Copy !req
196. We're talking about
the Field Commissioner position.
Copy !req
197. People are going to look to you
for leadership, to set an example.
Copy !req
198. What are you saying?
Copy !req
199. I'm saying the job is yours to lose.
Copy !req
200. Ship the Colombians off to asylum
hearings, backgrounds on the Chinese
Copy !req
201. and call the parents
of those kids from Long Island.
Copy !req
202. Tell them it was a bad idea
to let them go to Jamaica.
Copy !req
203. Come on, let's go. South America
and Madrid are on the tarmac.
Copy !req
204. I want them out of here in half an hour.
Copy !req
205. Mr. Thurman.
Copy !req
206. There's a man walking around
the terminal in a bathrobe.
Copy !req
207. I know, sir. You put him there.
Copy !req
208. Next.
Copy !req
209. I need visa.
Copy !req
210. Where's your green form?
I can't do anything without it.
Copy !req
211. Go to the wall.
Copy !req
212. Next!
Copy !req
213. Sir.
Copy !req
214. The light green form.
Copy !req
215. I love New York...
Copy !req
216. Light green.
Copy !req
217. Mr. Navorski, you cannot
get into New York without a visa.
Copy !req
218. You cannot get a visa
without a passport,
Copy !req
219. and you cannot get
a new passport without a country.
Copy !req
220. There's nothing we can do for you here.
Copy !req
221. I give you light green.
Copy !req
222. I'm sorry,
but you've wasted an entire day.
Copy !req
223. At this time, you are simply...
Copy !req
224. - Unacceptable.
- Yes.
Copy !req
225. Unacceptable.
Copy !req
226. Why is he still here?
Copy !req
227. You released him, sir.
You put him there.
Copy !req
228. Why doesn't he walk out the doors?
Why doesn't he try to escape?
Copy !req
229. - Sir, you told him to wait.
- I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Copy !req
230. I mean, he's in a crack.
Who the hell waits in a crack?
Copy !req
231. No news from the State Department,
but we can deport him in a few days.
Copy !req
232. Yeah, it could be a few days.
It could be a week, two weeks, a month.
Copy !req
233. Who knows what this guy is thinking,
what gulag he escaped from.
Copy !req
234. Everything he does comes back to me.
Copy !req
235. - You want him back in the holding cell?
- No, I'll show him the door.
Copy !req
236. Hello.
Copy !req
237. - Do you have an appointment?
- Yes. 9:30.
Copy !req
238. Food document, trash. Tuesday.
Copy !req
239. Tuesday. I hate the Tuesday.
Copy !req
240. Excuse me.
Copy !req
241. Airports are tricky places, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
242. I'm about to tell you something.
Copy !req
243. Something you can
never repeat to anyone.
Copy !req
244. Do you understand? It's a secret.
Copy !req
245. - Secret?
- Yes, a secret.
Copy !req
246. At 12:00 today, the guards
at those doors will leave their posts
Copy !req
247. and their replacements
are going to be five minutes late.
Copy !req
248. Late five minutes.
Copy !req
249. Yes. Late five minutes. At 12:00.
Just today. Just this once.
Copy !req
250. No one is going
to be watching those doors.
Copy !req
251. - And no one will be watching you.
- So, America not closed.
Copy !req
252. No.
Copy !req
253. America, for five minutes, is open.
Copy !req
254. Have a nice life, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
255. United Airlines, final boarding call...
Copy !req
256. Catch and release. It's simple.
Sometimes you land a small fish.
Copy !req
257. You unhook him
and place him back in the water.
Copy !req
258. You set him free so that somebody else
can have the pleasure of catching him.
Copy !req
259. All right, here we go.
Copy !req
260. Okay. Call them off.
Copy !req
261. Johnson, clear the doors.
Copy !req
262. All right. Go.
Copy !req
263. Get out of there.
All right, there's the door.
Copy !req
264. Here we go. Now where is he?
Copy !req
265. - There he is. Are you sure?
- No, that's not him.
Copy !req
266. There he is. Okay.
Copy !req
267. All right, Viktor. Here we go.
Copy !req
268. What's so complicated? Exit, Viktor.
Copy !req
269. Come on. In a few minutes,
you'll be somebody else's problem.
Copy !req
270. He wants to make sure
nobody's watching.
Copy !req
271. I told him nobody would be watching.
Copy !req
272. Come on. All right, here we go.
Copy !req
273. - Call the Airport Police.
- He's on his way.
Copy !req
274. Excuse me.
Copy !req
275. You got it. There we go.
Copy !req
276. He's got to get a running start, I guess.
Come on. Just leave.
Copy !req
277. Just leave. Leave. Leave.
Copy !req
278. What are you doing?
Why is he kneeling? Is he praying?
Copy !req
279. No. He's tying his shoelace.
Copy !req
280. Come on, leave. Get the cameras.
Copy !req
281. Where is he? Where is he?
Copy !req
282. - To the left of here.
- No. He was just at the door.
Copy !req
283. - Just go a little left.
- All right.
Copy !req
284. I wait.
Copy !req
285. What are you looking at?
Go back to work. Thank you.
Copy !req
286. Oh, God. Shit.
Copy !req
287. - This belong you? Please, please.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
288. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
289. See? Wet floor.
Copy !req
290. That you.
Copy !req
291. I'm so late.
Copy !req
292. Buenos Aires.
I can't remember the gate.
Copy !req
293. Gate 24.
Copy !req
294. - You sure?
- Yes.
Copy !req
295. Thanks.
Copy !req
296. Wait.
Copy !req
297. For you. Payless Shoes.
Copy !req
298. Second floor. Sensible heels.
Copy !req
299. - Hi, baby.
- Come here, you.
Copy !req
300. I think he's CIA.
The CIA put him here to spy on us.
Copy !req
301. You don't know what you're talking
about. He doesn't speak English.
Copy !req
302. If he could learn to speak, this guy.
Copy !req
303. He can't speak English, how could he
have a meeting with a beautiful woman?
Copy !req
304. A flight attendant.
Copy !req
305. - So, she's CIA, too?
- No.
Copy !req
306. She look like a Russian.
KGB. She gave him heel of her shoes.
Copy !req
307. And he gave her a piece of the paper.
Copy !req
308. - Was it microfilm?
- A coupon from Payless Shoes.
Copy !req
309. Must be some kind of the code.
Copy !req
310. You been spending too much time
inhaling them cleaning products.
Copy !req
311. I'm warning you guys.
You watch yourself.
Copy !req
312. This guy is here for a reason.
And I think that reason is us.
Copy !req
313. Excuse me, buddy.
Copy !req
314. What's going on?
Copy !req
315. It's Navorski.
He's figured out the quarters.
Copy !req
316. Good afternoon. Welcome to
Burger King. May I take your order?
Copy !req
317. Keep the change.
Copy !req
318. Excuse me.
Copy !req
319. Okay, go. Go.
Copy !req
320. Good boy. Thank you.
Copy !req
321. Bye-bye.
Copy !req
322. Welcome to Burger King.
May I take your...
Copy !req
323. "Crisis. Krakozhia."
Copy !req
324. Now that heavy fighting has subsided
Copy !req
325. and both sides have dug in
for the long winter ahead,
Copy !req
326. it's clear that the future of Krakozhia
may be in doubt for some time to come.
Copy !req
327. Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia
suffer the consequences.
Copy !req
328. "And food..."
Copy !req
329. have caused food
and energy shortages.
Copy !req
330. "... in Krakozhia."
Copy !req
331. "The story of Broadway is the..."
Copy !req
332. "The cast
Copy !req
333. "of comedy hit Friends,
Copy !req
334. "which is set in New York."
Copy !req
335. Friends.
Copy !req
336. Due to the heavy snowfall,
all flights have been canceled...
Copy !req
337. "Wayne Newton is 61 today.
Copy !req
338. "It's a miracle.
Copy !req
339. "Korean conjoined twins
separated today in Miami.
Copy !req
340. "Chances of survival 50-50."
Copy !req
341. 50-50.
Copy !req
342. Next.
Copy !req
343. Let me ask you something,
Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
344. Why do you wait here every day
when there's nothing I can do for you?
Copy !req
345. Your new visa will not arrive until your
country is recognized by the U.S.
Copy !req
346. You have two stamp.
Copy !req
347. One red, one green.
Copy !req
348. - So?
- I have chance to go New York, 50-50.
Copy !req
349. Yes. That's a beautiful way to look at it,
but America doesn't work that way.
Copy !req
350. As acting Field Commissioner,
I've created a new position here at JFK.
Copy !req
351. Transportation Liaison
for Passenger Assistance.
Copy !req
352. Sir, what will that person do?
Copy !req
353. Thank you. I'll take it from here.
Copy !req
354. I'm Transportation Liaison
in charge of Passenger Assistance.
Copy !req
355. No carts, no quarters.
No quarters, no food.
Copy !req
356. It'll be days before he goes through
the doors in violation of section 2. 14.
Copy !req
357. Then he's somebody else's problem.
Copy !req
358. Why don't we tag him in violation
of section 2. 14 now?
Copy !req
359. - Then ship him to detention.
- He has to break the law by leaving.
Copy !req
360. I won't lie, particularly to get rid
of somebody like him.
Copy !req
361. - Sorry, buddy.
- Honey!
Copy !req
362. Put it down. Put it down.
Copy !req
363. Put it down.
Copy !req
364. You try to take my mop.
You try to take my floor.
Copy !req
365. It's my job. Stay off my floor.
Stay away from my mop.
Copy !req
366. - Food.
- If you touch it again, I kill you.
Copy !req
367. Hey. I'm Enrique Cruz.
Copy !req
368. We need to talk.
Copy !req
369. - I want to make a deal with you.
- What deal?
Copy !req
370. I need information
on CBP Officer Torres.
Copy !req
371. You feed me information about her,
and I'll feed you.
Copy !req
372. - What do you want know?
- You see her every day.
Copy !req
373. I want to know
what makes her knees weak.
Copy !req
374. What makes her blood boil
and her body tingle.
Copy !req
375. She's a wild stallion,
and you'll help me break her.
Copy !req
376. I'm... I'm her man of mystery.
Copy !req
377. - Officer Torres is wild stallion?
- Her name is Dolores.
Copy !req
378. You help me to win her heart,
and you'll never go hungry again.
Copy !req
379. - I do this.
- Really? Promise?
Copy !req
380. - Yes.
- Okay. Thank you.
Copy !req
381. What mean, "wild stallion"?
Copy !req
382. Officer Torres.
My friend say you are stallion.
Copy !req
383. Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
384. - A what?
- Stallion, like a horse.
Copy !req
385. Stand behind the yellow line.
Copy !req
386. - It's beautiful horse.
- Who said that?
Copy !req
387. - My friend drive the food.
- Mr. Navorski, behind the yellow line.
Copy !req
388. - I will help once it's your turn.
- I'll get light green.
Copy !req
389. - Light green form. Okay.
- I'll be back.
Copy !req
390. She say one thing.
Copy !req
391. - Very important.
- What? What did she tell you?
Copy !req
392. Something wrong with the salmon?
Copy !req
393. - Need gorchitsa.
- What?
Copy !req
394. Mustard. Mustard?
Copy !req
395. - Mustard?
- Yes. Please.
Copy !req
396. Thank you.
Copy !req
397. Officer Torres, you like the films?
Copy !req
398. - Movies?
- Not so much.
Copy !req
399. - The Rockettes?
- Can't afford it.
Copy !req
400. - What do you like?
- Conventions.
Copy !req
401. Conventions. What is?
Copy !req
402. - Conventions.
- Conventions?
Copy !req
403. This is like secret place you go?
Copy !req
404. She go to these conventions
dressed as Yeoman Rand.
Copy !req
405. - Yeoman Rand.
- She's a Trekkie.
Copy !req
406. Favorite episode
is "Doomsday Machine."
Copy !req
407. Now, listen, Viktor. You gotta ask her
something that is very important.
Copy !req
408. - I wait.
- Enjoy your visit.
Copy !req
409. Next.
Copy !req
410. - Officer Torres.
- Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
411. You have choose.
Copy !req
412. Man with money or man with love?
Copy !req
413. What is choose?
Copy !req
414. She had a boyfriend?
Copy !req
415. For how long? Two years?
Copy !req
416. What happened?
Copy !req
417. He chit.
Copy !req
418. - What?
- He chit.
Copy !req
419. Eat shit?
Copy !req
420. He chit. He chit. He chit.
Copy !req
421. - Repeat exactly what she said.
- He chit. She catch him. So...
Copy !req
422. - He cheats.
- Yes.
Copy !req
423. What we call krushkach.
We say krushkach.
Copy !req
424. One man, two womans.
Copy !req
425. So.
Copy !req
426. Crowded, you know.
Copy !req
427. Okay. He cheats.
Copy !req
428. - You say "cheats."
- He chit.
Copy !req
429. - No, "cheat."
- Enrique.
Copy !req
430. You, no chit.
Copy !req
431. - No cheat.
- No chit.
Copy !req
432. No. I won't cheat.
Copy !req
433. She's a nice girl.
She won't take your chitting.
Copy !req
434. Next.
Copy !req
435. Officer Torres.
Have you been ever in the love?
Copy !req
436. Enough, Viktor. Who is it?
Copy !req
437. Who's telling you
to ask me these things?
Copy !req
438. It's a man of misery.
Copy !req
439. Misery?
Copy !req
440. - Mystery?
- No, no. Misery. Man of misery.
Copy !req
441. He's so sick. He's so in love.
Copy !req
442. But what did she say?
Copy !req
443. She did say, "next, next."
Copy !req
444. And now she say,
"Please. Please come."
Copy !req
445. That's... Wait.
Copy !req
446. - I coming now.
- No, wait. Viktor.
Copy !req
447. Viktor, just tell me more.
Copy !req
448. I coming. I coming.
Copy !req
449. Please, please.
Copy !req
450. Beeper went off. Started beeping.
So, I grab. I come.
Copy !req
451. We have an idea.
Copy !req
452. Would you like something to eat?
Copy !req
453. No. No food. I stuffed.
Copy !req
454. Thank you.
Copy !req
455. So, Mr. Navorski,
I have some very good news for you.
Copy !req
456. What?
Copy !req
457. I've figured out a way
to get you out of this airport.
Copy !req
458. How?
Copy !req
459. Well, we have laws here
that protect aliens
Copy !req
460. who have a credible fear
of returning to their own country.
Copy !req
461. If we can establish this fear with you,
Copy !req
462. then the CBP will be forced to begin
Expedited Removal Procedures,
Copy !req
463. to bring you to an immigration judge
and let you plead your case for asylum.
Copy !req
464. Asylum.
Copy !req
465. Unfortunately, the courts
are so backed up with asylum cases
Copy !req
466. that the soonest you'd get before
a judge would be six months from now.
Copy !req
467. Yes, and we would have no choice
Copy !req
468. but to let you go for those six months.
It's the law. You'd be released.
Copy !req
469. You would be free to wait
in New York until your court date.
Copy !req
470. But, believe it or not, most people
never show up before the judge.
Copy !req
471. So I go New York City?
Copy !req
472. You can go to New York City tonight.
Copy !req
473. But you only get to go
if we can establish a credible fear.
Copy !req
474. - Fear?
- Fear.
Copy !req
475. - From what?
- That's the best part.
Copy !req
476. It doesn't matter what you're afraid of.
It's all the same to Uncle Sam.
Copy !req
477. So I'm going to ask you one question.
Copy !req
478. If you give me the correct answer,
I can get you out of this airport tonight.
Copy !req
479. So, I answer one question.
Copy !req
480. Go to New York City. Tonight.
Copy !req
481. - Tonight.
- Tonight.
Copy !req
482. - Okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
483. Do you, at this time, have any fear
of returning to your own country?
Copy !req
484. No.
Copy !req
485. Okay. Let me try it again.
Copy !req
486. - Your country's at war.
- Yes. War.
Copy !req
487. There are men in the streets with guns.
Political persecution.
Copy !req
488. - Yes. It's terrible.
- Yeah, it's horrible.
Copy !req
489. And God only knows what could happen.
Copy !req
490. Innocent people
are torn from their beds.
Copy !req
491. On Tuesdays. I hate Tuesdays.
Copy !req
492. So you're afraid.
Copy !req
493. - From what?
- Krakozhia.
Copy !req
494. - You're afraid of Krakozhia.
- Krakozhia?
Copy !req
495. No, I am not afraid from Krakozhia.
Copy !req
496. I'm a little afraid of this room.
Copy !req
497. I'm talking about bombs.
I'm talking about human dignity.
Copy !req
498. Human rights.
Copy !req
499. Viktor, please don't be afraid
to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia.
Copy !req
500. Is home. I am not afraid from my home.
Copy !req
501. So? I go to New York City now?
Copy !req
502. - No.
- No?
Copy !req
503. Okay.
Copy !req
504. - I'm afraid from ghosts.
- Thanks very much.
Copy !req
505. - I'm afraid from Dracula.
- Thanks a lot.
Copy !req
506. I'm afraid from Wolfmens,
afraid from sharks.
Copy !req
507. Thanks a lot.
Copy !req
508. - Why you do this?
- Nobody read the sign in America.
Copy !req
509. This is the only fun I have.
Copy !req
510. A barbecue?
That's why I'm not going to see you?
Copy !req
511. Let me get this straight.
I change my schedule to meet you.
Copy !req
512. I take four back-to-back flights,
Copy !req
513. fly 27 hours straight
literally around the world,
Copy !req
514. and now you tell me you're going
to spend July 4th with your wife?
Copy !req
515. The woman hates fireworks.
Copy !req
516. Don't lie to me, okay?
Copy !req
517. I know for a fact
you took her to Rome last weekend.
Copy !req
518. Because you flew United, Max.
Copy !req
519. You make a habit out of listening
to other people's conversations?
Copy !req
520. No, I try to call home.
Copy !req
521. So then...
Copy !req
522. - You know why men are such assholes?
- No.
Copy !req
523. Because they're all liars.
Copy !req
524. Wait.
Copy !req
525. Wet floor.
Copy !req
526. Please. Don't be hurt.
Copy !req
527. How can I not be? He's married.
Copy !req
528. One man. Two womens. Crowded.
Copy !req
529. You want to know
what the worst part is?
Copy !req
530. I never asked him to leave his wife.
I encouraged him to get counseling.
Copy !req
531. What kind of sick person am I?
Copy !req
532. I'm rooting for the home team.
Copy !req
533. I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.
Copy !req
534. - So amazing.
- Bye-bye.
Copy !req
535. You know, sometimes in the mornings,
Copy !req
536. I just stare at him over room service.
Copy !req
537. Watch him do the crossword puzzle.
Copy !req
538. I start to think that maybe,
maybe this could happen.
Copy !req
539. That we belong together.
Copy !req
540. This man has you.
Copy !req
541. Why he need puzzle?
Copy !req
542. This is my problem.
Copy !req
543. I always see men
the way I want to see them.
Copy !req
544. Do I know you from someplace?
Copy !req
545. Sensible heels.
Payless Shoes. Second floor.
Copy !req
546. You headed for home?
Copy !req
547. No, no. I am...
Copy !req
548. I am delayed a long time.
Copy !req
549. I hate it when they delay flights.
What do you do?
Copy !req
550. I go from one building
to another building.
Copy !req
551. I have beeper.
Copy !req
552. Oh, contractors.
You guys travel as much as we do.
Copy !req
553. Sorry about that. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
554. What's "BH"?
Copy !req
555. In English,
Copy !req
556. Viktor Navorski.
Copy !req
557. - In English, Amelia Warren.
- Amelia Warren?
Copy !req
558. - Nice to meet you.
- You, too.
Copy !req
559. Nice to see you again.
Copy !req
560. You like Italian food?
Copy !req
561. I know, it's late
and you've probably got other plans,
Copy !req
562. but if you'd like to grab some dinner,
we can run right out and catch a cab.
Copy !req
563. I know a place
that has the greatest cannelloni.
Copy !req
564. No, I can't.
Copy !req
565. - You married?
- No.
Copy !req
566. - Girlfriend?
- No.
Copy !req
567. I can't go out with you.
Copy !req
568. God. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
569. I am so sorry.
Copy !req
570. I must come off
like a complete nut job or something.
Copy !req
571. - No.
- I didn't want to eat alone.
Copy !req
572. Wet floor.
Copy !req
573. - No, I...
- You don't have to explain.
Copy !req
574. Nadia.
Copy !req
575. In New York restaurant,
what cost is cantaloni?
Copy !req
576. I don't know. Maybe 15 bucks.
Copy !req
577. - Dollars?
- Twenty.
Copy !req
578. Two people, 40.
Copy !req
579. Two people, 40 dollars.
Copy !req
580. I help you?
Copy !req
581. I'm so sorry, sir.
The position has already been filled.
Copy !req
582. - Do you live nearby?
- Yes. Gate 67.
Copy !req
583. Because we are very particular
about punctual... Did you say Gate 67?
Copy !req
584. Gate 67.
Copy !req
585. You got to be kidding.
Copy !req
586. You got to help me help you.
I don't see a Social Security number...
Copy !req
587. mailing address,
even a phone number.
Copy !req
588. Telephone? You need? I get.
I get. I get phone.
Copy !req
589. I get phone.
Copy !req
590. 451-1226.
Copy !req
591. All right.
When's the best time to reach you?
Copy !req
592. Now?
Copy !req
593. - Hello?
- Hi, Mr. Navorski.
Copy !req
594. Yes, this is Viktor Navorski. Who calls?
Copy !req
595. It's Cliff from the Discovery Store.
Copy !req
596. Cliff. Hello.
Copy !req
597. - How's it going?
- Good.
Copy !req
598. - Is this a good time?
- Yes, I wait for your call all day.
Copy !req
599. Well, I got to tell you
that the position's been filled.
Copy !req
600. Yeah, so could you please
go sit someplace else?
Copy !req
601. - I go to bathroom now.
- That'd be good.
Copy !req
602. - All right.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
603. Okay.
Copy !req
604. Who is this?
Copy !req
605. - Who are you?
- It's no one.
Copy !req
606. There's no one here for two weeks.
This isn't one of my guys.
Copy !req
607. Look at this cornicing.
This is good work.
Copy !req
608. Must be Harry's crew.
You with Harry's crew?
Copy !req
609. Does Harry think he's running this job?
Copy !req
610. - I go now.
- Go where?
Copy !req
611. - Gate 67.
- 67?
Copy !req
612. We're ten months away from 67.
Copy !req
613. He's got to be Harry's.
If he's not mine, and he's not yours...
Copy !req
614. Harry's trying to make me look bad.
Copy !req
615. I've got to slow him down
before he gets to 67.
Copy !req
616. - What's your name?
- Viktor Navorski.
Copy !req
617. Pull him off Harry's crew,
put him on mine.
Copy !req
618. You start 6:30 Monday morning.
Copy !req
619. You give me job?
Copy !req
620. 6:30, yes, boss.
Copy !req
621. We have lobster ravioli from Alitalia.
Copy !req
622. We have caviar from Russian Aeroflot.
Copy !req
623. Okay. Just bring it.
Copy !req
624. - Hey, Viktor.
- Hello, all.
Copy !req
625. Look. The man without a country.
Copy !req
626. Come on in. Welcome.
Copy !req
627. - I see this.
- You did well.
Copy !req
628. Have a seat.
Copy !req
629. - Here?
- Here.
Copy !req
630. Come on, sit down.
Copy !req
631. - Who invited him?
- I did. We needed a fourth, right?
Copy !req
632. - I'm not going to play with him.
- Gupta, relax, would you?
Copy !req
633. - He isn't a spy.
- How do you know?
Copy !req
634. He could be recording
everything we say. A wire in his shirt.
Copy !req
635. A microphone up in his ass.
Copy !req
636. - I'm not going to lose my job.
- Fine.
Copy !req
637. - What if we x-rayed him?
- Yes.
Copy !req
638. Close your eyes.
Copy !req
639. - Okay. So you are clean.
- Good. Let's play cards.
Copy !req
640. I will have money. But Friday.
Copy !req
641. Don't worry about it.
Copy !req
642. We play for unclaimed items
from the Lost and Found.
Copy !req
643. You'll be amazed
at what people leave at airports. Come.
Copy !req
644. I have two nines and two nines.
Copy !req
645. Four nines.
Copy !req
646. - Careful, careful.
- Watch out.
Copy !req
647. Wait.
Copy !req
648. - We have a question for you, Viktor.
- Yeah, we're just curious.
Copy !req
649. What is in the can?
Copy !req
650. - What? This?
- Yeah, we saw the x-ray.
Copy !req
651. We know there's no nuts in there.
Copy !req
652. What is in there?
Copy !req
653. This is jazz.
Copy !req
654. - Jazz?
- Jazz, yes.
Copy !req
655. - Jazz?
- Yes.
Copy !req
656. You sure it's jazz in there?
It might be the blues.
Copy !req
657. - Or salsa.
- Maybe it's Stevie Wonder.
Copy !req
658. - No, no, is jazz.
- Okay, guys. Okay.
Copy !req
659. For tonight's grand prize, we have...
Copy !req
660. Show them, Gupta.
Copy !req
661. I found this upstairs.
Copy !req
662. Virgin Air, first class lounge.
Copy !req
663. There you go.
Copy !req
664. And they belong to?
Copy !req
665. - Cher.
- Cher?
Copy !req
666. - As in Cher?
- Yeah. Cher.
Copy !req
667. I checked it out. There were witnesses.
Copy !req
668. Those are Cher's panties.
Copy !req
669. - Ready?
- Hurry up.
Copy !req
670. So, will we share the panties?
Copy !req
671. - No, no, no.
- Not if I win.
Copy !req
672. - Come on.
- Wait a second.
Copy !req
673. flight number 801 to Narita
Copy !req
674. is now announcing final boarding...
Copy !req
675. "You can't. That is mine."
Copy !req
676. "You can get so confused."
Copy !req
677. Viktor? Well, hi.
Copy !req
678. Please.
Copy !req
679. - How are you?
- Good.
Copy !req
680. I am so sorry about what happened
last time, asking you out like that.
Copy !req
681. I'm so used to guys
trying to grab my ass at 30,000 feet
Copy !req
682. that when I meet somebody that doesn't,
I don't know how to react.
Copy !req
683. - Let's just start over.
- Yes, okay.
Copy !req
684. - Are you coming or going?
- I don't know. Both.
Copy !req
685. - Tell me about it.
- Napoleon?
Copy !req
686. Yeah. I read a lot of history books.
They're long and cheap
Copy !req
687. and usually about
men killing each other.
Copy !req
688. Like 1,200 pages for $9.99.
You can't beat that.
Copy !req
689. - But Napoleon?
- Yeah. He's one of my favorites.
Copy !req
690. - You know what saved Napoleon's life?
- No.
Copy !req
691. - His ego.
- Ego?
Copy !req
692. Yes.
Copy !req
693. After he loses the Battle of Waterloo,
Copy !req
694. Napoleon isolates himself
on the tiny island of Saint Helena.
Copy !req
695. No one knows exactly
what happens next,
Copy !req
696. but the version I like goes like this.
Copy !req
697. He's very depressed
and decides to take his own life.
Copy !req
698. But Napoleon believes himself
to be of such superhuman strength
Copy !req
699. that he takes six times the amount
of poison needed to do the job.
Copy !req
700. His stomach is so full up with poison
that his body rejects it,
Copy !req
701. and he doesn't die.
Copy !req
702. See? Ego. Saved his life.
Copy !req
703. Maybe he need glasses.
Copy !req
704. - Glasses?
- Yes. To read words on bottle.
Copy !req
705. Poison.
Copy !req
706. It's funny you should say that.
Copy !req
707. Rumor has it
that Napoleon was farsighted.
Copy !req
708. - There you go.
- There you go.
Copy !req
709. - There you go.
- And there you go.
Copy !req
710. I think we're rewriting history right here.
Copy !req
711. Why don't we talk about it over lunch?
Copy !req
712. I can't believe it.
I just asked you out again.
Copy !req
713. I just did it again.
Copy !req
714. I'm so...
Just stay away from me, Viktor, okay?
Copy !req
715. I'm sick. I don't have the ability
to be alone for five seconds.
Copy !req
716. Okay.
Copy !req
717. - Okay, what?
- Okay.
Copy !req
718. Lunch with you.
Copy !req
719. - You'll have lunch with me?
- Yes.
Copy !req
720. You're not running for a flight or...
Copy !req
721. I wait.
Copy !req
722. - It's me.
- You. Yes.
Copy !req
723. I'm sorry. I just got paged.
Copy !req
724. - You work?
- No.
Copy !req
725. Three of you. Crowded.
Copy !req
726. Stay away from me, Viktor.
Copy !req
727. I'm... I have a serious problem.
I'm as bad as Napoleon.
Copy !req
728. I just keep ingesting these poisonous
men until I make myself sick.
Copy !req
729. You're not sick, Amelia. No.
Copy !req
730. No. You're farsighted.
Copy !req
731. - I have to go.
- I have to stay.
Copy !req
732. - Story of my life.
- Me, too.
Copy !req
733. Your CBP inspection's in three days.
Copy !req
734. The FBI and Homeland Security
will tour the airport,
Copy !req
735. spend two hours observing these offices
before your interview process begins.
Copy !req
736. How much does Navorski make?
Copy !req
737. Sir?
Copy !req
738. How much does he make?
How much are they paying him?
Copy !req
739. They're paying him
cash under the table.
Copy !req
740. I know that. How much?
Copy !req
741. $19 an hour.
Copy !req
742. Unbelievable.
Do you know that's more than I make?
Copy !req
743. That's New York City construction.
Copy !req
744. One of my own men
came up to me the other day.
Copy !req
745. Asked me
if I wanted to join the big pool.
Copy !req
746. Look at him.
Copy !req
747. Place a bet on when Navorski's
going to leave this airport.
Copy !req
748. Have you heard about this?
Copy !req
749. I have January 3rd.
Copy !req
750. Bring him in.
Copy !req
751. Jake, he has no nationality.
Okay? No country.
Copy !req
752. He's a national security risk, according
to my interpretation of Section 2. 12.
Copy !req
753. I want you to put him in a detention
center and run a clearance on him.
Copy !req
754. That's all I want.
Copy !req
755. What about a federal prison?
Copy !req
756. What about another airport?
Copy !req
757. Hello? Hello?
Copy !req
758. We're detaining so many people,
there's no room anywhere.
Copy !req
759. - Did you try the FBI?
- I tried everybody. Nobody'll take him.
Copy !req
760. You want me to bring him back
to the terminal?
Copy !req
761. No. From now on, Navorski lives here.
Copy !req
762. The people who are coming here today
Copy !req
763. will be observing me, inspecting me.
Copy !req
764. But most of all they will be looking
at the way that this airport is run.
Copy !req
765. So let's show them why this is
Copy !req
766. the number one airport
in the United States.
Copy !req
767. We process about 600 planes a day,
Copy !req
768. with a processing time
of 37 minutes per plane,
Copy !req
769. about 60 seconds per passenger...
Copy !req
770. to be brought into the country.
Copy !req
771. We keep it as clean as possible.
Copy !req
772. - What do you import?
- Computer software.
Copy !req
773. That's a lot of walnuts.
Copy !req
774. Yeah.
My mother-in-law loves these things.
Copy !req
775. Every time I go to Brazil,
I bring her back a bag.
Copy !req
776. - Your mother-in-law?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
777. Mind if I try one?
Copy !req
778. How did you know
those weren't for his mother-in-law?
Copy !req
779. If he's married, where's his ring?
Copy !req
780. And if he's divorced,
who still talks to their mother-in-law?
Copy !req
781. I'm sorry, but really.
No offense to mother-in-laws, but...
Copy !req
782. - Sir.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
783. Sir, we have a situation upstairs.
Copy !req
784. - It'll have to wait.
- No. This won't wait.
Copy !req
785. When the 9:12 from Toronto landed,
Copy !req
786. they found four prescriptions
without an MPL.
Copy !req
787. They tried to take the pills away,
and he went nuts.
Copy !req
788. There he is.
We think they're for his father.
Copy !req
789. Sir, sir, calm down.
Put your weapons down.
Copy !req
790. Everybody keep your weapons...
All right. We're here to help you.
Copy !req
791. We're here to help you, sir.
All right. Give me the knife.
Copy !req
792. - Where's he from?
- Russia.
Copy !req
793. The only interpreter
we got is in Newark.
Copy !req
794. - We have to get someone to talk to him.
- I have an idea, sir.
Copy !req
795. Viktor.
Copy !req
796. I need your help.
Copy !req
797. His name is Milodragovich.
He lives near you.
Copy !req
798. He may not speak your dialect,
Copy !req
799. but I need you to translate
and help me out.
Copy !req
800. - I help you? Why?
- I don't want anybody to get hurt.
Copy !req
801. This guy's very upset.
Copy !req
802. Just calm him down,
and I'll let you back in the terminal.
Copy !req
803. No. New York.
No red stamp. Green. I green.
Copy !req
804. - New York.
- Okay, yes.
Copy !req
805. - You say yes?
- Yes.
Copy !req
806. We have somebody here to talk to you.
Somebody to talk to you. Go ahead.
Copy !req
807. Stay out.
Copy !req
808. So?
Copy !req
809. Okay, tell him in order to export
medicines from this country,
Copy !req
810. he needs to have the proper form,
Copy !req
811. he needs to have
a Medicinal Purchase License.
Copy !req
812. Okay? You understand me, Viktor?
Copy !req
813. He say he bring
the medicine for his father.
Copy !req
814. This why he go to Canada.
Medicine for father.
Copy !req
815. It doesn't matter.
Copy !req
816. His plane landed in the U.S.
He needs to have the right form.
Copy !req
817. He did not know he need this document.
Copy !req
818. No one say to him
he need document form.
Copy !req
819. I'm saying it to him.
Copy !req
820. He needs to have the form signed by
the hospital who is treating his father.
Copy !req
821. These medicines
have to stay in the United States.
Copy !req
822. They have to stay here.
Copy !req
823. - He's begging you.
- I know. I can see that he's begging.
Copy !req
824. I'm sorry, sir.
Copy !req
825. You'll have to take a flight in
the morning. The medicine stays here.
Copy !req
826. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
827. Send him down.
Copy !req
828. Thank you, Viktor. Good job. Let's go.
Copy !req
829. Goat.
Copy !req
830. - What?
- Goat. Medicine is for goat.
Copy !req
831. - Goat?
- Yes. Medicine is for goat. Goat.
Copy !req
832. - He said that?
- Yes.
Copy !req
833. He say...
Copy !req
834. We not understand.
I not understand "goat."
Copy !req
835. Why? What are you saying?
You misunderstood him?
Copy !req
836. - It's not for his dying father?
- No. No.
Copy !req
837. The... Krakozhia...
The name for "father"
Copy !req
838. sound like "goat."
Copy !req
839. I make mistake.
Copy !req
840. Why are you doing this, Viktor?
Copy !req
841. Medicine is for goat.
Copy !req
842. - No, it's not.
- Yes.
Copy !req
843. You read the blue immigration form.
Copy !req
844. - Blue?
- Yes. Blue.
Copy !req
845. - Blue?
- Blue. The blue form.
Copy !req
846. The one that says if it's an animal,
he doesn't need the license.
Copy !req
847. Then he can bring the drugs in.
That's good, Viktor. That's very good.
Copy !req
848. Why are you doing this?
Copy !req
849. You don't know him.
You don't know the rules.
Copy !req
850. Look at me.
Copy !req
851. I was going to help you.
Copy !req
852. Now I want you to ask him...
No, not you.
Copy !req
853. I want you to ask him.
I want to hear him say it.
Copy !req
854. I want to hear him say
who the medicine is for.
Copy !req
855. Please. Who the medicine is for.
Copy !req
856. Answer him, Mr. Milodragovich.
Who are the pills for?
Copy !req
857. Okay. The pills stay. He goes. That's it.
Copy !req
858. Goat.
Copy !req
859. Please. For goat.
Copy !req
860. Medicine for goat.
Copy !req
861. Give him the pills.
Copy !req
862. Medicine for goat.
Copy !req
863. Medicine...
Copy !req
864. He love that goat.
Copy !req
865. Do you think I need an excuse
to put you back in that cell
Copy !req
866. to keep you there for five years?
Copy !req
867. You go to war with me, and you go
to war with the United States.
Copy !req
868. Then you'll know why Krakozhians
wait in line for cheap toilet paper
Copy !req
869. while Uncle Sam wipes his ass
with Charmin two-ply.
Copy !req
870. There was a 20 man.
Copy !req
871. Immigration gun was drawn.
Copy !req
872. The Dixon was ready to fire.
Copy !req
873. To kill the little man with the pills.
Copy !req
874. But then someone walks into the room
and stand in front of this little man.
Copy !req
875. "Put the guns away," the man say.
Copy !req
876. "Nobody will die today."
Copy !req
877. Who?
Copy !req
878. - Who was it that saved him?
- Yeah, tell us. Who was it?
Copy !req
879. Who was this man?
Copy !req
880. Navorski. Viktor "The Goat" Navorski.
Copy !req
881. - It doesn't look good, Frank.
- I was just following the rules.
Copy !req
882. Sometimes you have to ignore the rules
and concentrate on the people.
Copy !req
883. The people, I know.
Copy !req
884. The people, compassion.
That's the foundation of this country.
Copy !req
885. You could learn
something from Navorski.
Copy !req
886. Cheer up. It's not over yet.
Copy !req
887. - Is that for me?
- Yes. Yes.
Copy !req
888. Is Virgin Isle sailfish.
Copy !req
889. For you.
Copy !req
890. For wall.
Copy !req
891. Fish for wall.
Copy !req
892. Why do you want to go to New York?
Copy !req
893. And what's in the can of peanuts?
Copy !req
894. Promise.
Copy !req
895. - A promise in the can?
- Yes. A promise.
Copy !req
896. Let me make you a promise, Viktor.
Copy !req
897. And this is a promise that comes
from a man who is stuck here.
Copy !req
898. A man who may be stuck here
for the next ten years.
Copy !req
899. From now on, you and I are partners.
Copy !req
900. If I stay, you stay.
Copy !req
901. You will not set one foot
in New York City.
Copy !req
902. Not a single toe
in the United States of America.
Copy !req
903. Do you understand
what I am saying to you?
Copy !req
904. Yes.
Copy !req
905. You don't like fish.
Copy !req
906. Do you ever feel
like you're just living in an airport?
Copy !req
907. We don't have to do this, Viktor.
I can ship you out in a crate.
Copy !req
908. I can mail you anywhere in the U.S.
Copy !req
909. What about my food cart?
He can hide inside, and we'll drive out.
Copy !req
910. - No. I can't do this.
- You said you wanted us to help you.
Copy !req
911. - I do.
- What's her name?
Copy !req
912. Amelia Warren.
Copy !req
913. I thought we were looking
for a way out, not a way in.
Copy !req
914. Be careful. Those flight attendants
ain't like regular women.
Copy !req
915. Flying back and forth
between time zones
Copy !req
916. messes with their biological clock.
Copy !req
917. - They're always ready for sex.
- Okay, I found something.
Copy !req
918. I am leaving. They will come for us.
Copy !req
919. Gupta, will you relax?
Just watch the door.
Copy !req
920. You go in jail. Not me.
Copy !req
921. For... You know what? Forget it.
Copy !req
922. - Keep looking.
- Warren, right?
Copy !req
923. - Yes. Yes.
- Warren.
Copy !req
924. Amelia Jane Warren?
Copy !req
925. - Jane?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
926. Way to go, Viktor. First class.
Copy !req
927. - When she come back?
- Three weeks.
Copy !req
928. Amelia, would you like to get eat to bite?
Copy !req
929. Bite to eat? Cantaloni?
Copy !req
930. Bite to eat?
Copy !req
931. Eat to bite? Eat to bite.
Copy !req
932. Bite to eat. Bite to eat. Bite to eat.
Copy !req
933. Gupta, you been ever married?
Copy !req
934. - What did you say?
- You been ever married?
Copy !req
935. I had a wife and two kids in India.
I left them there 23 years ago.
Copy !req
936. Why?
Copy !req
937. I had a small tobacco shop in Madras.
Copy !req
938. Made just enough money to survive.
Copy !req
939. One day this policeman comes in
and tells me I owe him some tax.
Copy !req
940. I said okay.
This is common. So I pay him.
Copy !req
941. The next day, the same policeman come
and keep coming and keep coming.
Copy !req
942. And I am paying, and I'm paying him,
and I'm paying him, and I'm paying him.
Copy !req
943. And finally, on the fifth day, I take
a knife and I stab him in his chest.
Copy !req
944. - You killed policeman?
- No. I just missed his heart.
Copy !req
945. When they tried to arrest me,
I run away.
Copy !req
946. So you never go home?
Copy !req
947. If I go home,
I go in the jail for seven years.
Copy !req
948. What if United States catch you?
They deport you.
Copy !req
949. As long as I keep
my floor clean, keep my head down,
Copy !req
950. they have no reason to deport me.
Copy !req
951. They have no reason
to notice a man like me.
Copy !req
952. United Airlines Flight 2703
from Rome, Italy,
Copy !req
953. is now arriving at Gate C43.
Copy !req
954. - Hey, wait.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
955. No, no, no. It's wet.
Copy !req
956. - Hey.
- Watch where you're going.
Copy !req
957. Watch out.
Copy !req
958. - Amelia.
- Viktor.
Copy !req
959. - Hello.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
960. He nearly killed me.
Copy !req
961. - You okay?
- I'm fine.
Copy !req
962. I love the suit.
Copy !req
963. Hugo Boss.
Copy !req
964. On sale, $149.99.
Copy !req
965. That's a bargain.
Copy !req
966. - Napoleon?
- Yes, yes.
Copy !req
967. And Josephine.
Copy !req
968. Do you know what Napoleon
gave Josephine on their wedding day?
Copy !req
969. Amelia?
Copy !req
970. Would you like to have eat to bite?
Copy !req
971. Food. Tonight?
Copy !req
972. - You're asking me out for dinner?
- Yes.
Copy !req
973. Yeah. Sure.
Copy !req
974. - What time?
- Dinnertime.
Copy !req
975. - Where do you want to go?
- I know place.
Copy !req
976. - Do you have an appointment?
- Navorski.
Copy !req
977. This way, please.
Copy !req
978. Thank you.
Copy !req
979. I didn't know they had a patio up here.
Copy !req
980. It's very nice.
Copy !req
981. Good night.
Copy !req
982. Please.
Copy !req
983. Sorry. So, tonight we have
cannellonis or chicken.
Copy !req
984. - Cannelloni, please.
- Cannelloni.
Copy !req
985. - Sorry.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
986. For you, sir?
Copy !req
987. - Same.
- That's a great, great choice.
Copy !req
988. I'll be back.
Copy !req
989. Let me see. Enjoy.
Copy !req
990. Did you know the croissant
was invented in Romania?
Copy !req
991. - Tell me.
- Okay.
Copy !req
992. It's 1742,
and the Turks invade Bucharest,
Copy !req
993. making a surprise attack
under the cover of night.
Copy !req
994. But the town bakers...
Copy !req
995. Sorry.
Copy !req
996. So, the bakers?
Copy !req
997. - No, never mind. It's a dumb story.
- No, please.
Copy !req
998. I'm sorry, Viktor.
Copy !req
999. Nobody really cares
where the croissant was invented.
Copy !req
1000. I'll bet the Romanians
themselves don't give a shit.
Copy !req
1001. I care.
Copy !req
1002. Is histories. Is truth.
Copy !req
1003. - I'm 39 years old.
- No.
Copy !req
1004. - Yeah.
- No.
Copy !req
1005. - That's the truth.
- You are not.
Copy !req
1006. I tell everybody I'm 33, and most of
the men I've dated think I'm 27, but no.
Copy !req
1007. I'm 39.
Copy !req
1008. So? I was 39 once.
Copy !req
1009. I was 18 years old
when I started working for the airlines.
Copy !req
1010. I've been doing this over 20 years.
Copy !req
1011. And now there's no more pretending.
Copy !req
1012. This is it.
Copy !req
1013. It's why my address book is by city,
and my pager goes off during dinner.
Copy !req
1014. You can switch off pager.
Copy !req
1015. I wish I could.
Copy !req
1016. I've been waiting for a phone call
for seven years.
Copy !req
1017. I know it's coming, Viktor.
That's why I can't break it off.
Copy !req
1018. That's why I live out of hotels and have
my little suitcase packed, ready to go,
Copy !req
1019. just in case
he wants to meet me for the weekend.
Copy !req
1020. Yeah.
Copy !req
1021. I've been waiting my whole life.
Copy !req
1022. Just don't know what the hell for.
Copy !req
1023. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1024. I live here.
Copy !req
1025. - What?
- I live here, in terminal.
Copy !req
1026. Gate 67.
Copy !req
1027. - You live at the airport?
- Yes. Day and night.
Copy !req
1028. This home, like you.
They tell me to wait.
Copy !req
1029. So I wait.
Copy !req
1030. All frequent fliers
feel the same way you do, Viktor.
Copy !req
1031. Everybody's waiting. Everybody.
Copy !req
1032. - For a flight, for a meeting...
- I don't wait for flight or meeting.
Copy !req
1033. Then what are you waiting for?
Copy !req
1034. Is okay. I understand.
Copy !req
1035. I have an idea.
Copy !req
1036. - Come here.
- What you do?
Copy !req
1037. - You sure?
- More than anything, I'm sure of this.
Copy !req
1038. Ready?
Copy !req
1039. So, when do you come back?
Copy !req
1040. 13 days. How about you?
Copy !req
1041. I will be here.
Copy !req
1042. But what if your schedule changes?
Copy !req
1043. Maybe we should
exchange phone numbers.
Copy !req
1044. No. I will be here.
Copy !req
1045. You know what Napoleon give
to Josephine when he win Bavaria?
Copy !req
1046. Tell me.
Copy !req
1047. Come on. Tell me.
Copy !req
1048. I will show you. 13 days from now.
Copy !req
1049. What's he doing?
Copy !req
1050. I can't ask him. I'm supposed
to tell him what he's doing.
Copy !req
1051. If I ask him, I look like an idiot.
Copy !req
1052. I'm sorry. Sorry.
You got to do this for me.
Copy !req
1053. You'll get really fat
with all the food I'm going to give you.
Copy !req
1054. But, please, do this for me.
It will be the last thing I ask you to do.
Copy !req
1055. He waits for you to answer at Sbarro.
Copy !req
1056. - I have to work.
- He will wait.
Copy !req
1057. - How was your flight?
- Good.
Copy !req
1058. Thanks.
Copy !req
1059. - Is something wrong?
- You'll have to come with us.
Copy !req
1060. You're kidding.
I come through here twice a month.
Copy !req
1061. Please follow me.
Copy !req
1062. I'm supposed to be meeting somebody.
Copy !req
1063. In my line of work,
there are three things that matter.
Copy !req
1064. The person,
the document and the story.
Copy !req
1065. Find the truth of one,
and you find the truth of all three.
Copy !req
1066. I need your help finding the truth.
Copy !req
1067. Do you know a man
named Viktor Navorski?
Copy !req
1068. Yes.
Copy !req
1069. Do you know why he's here
and where he's from?
Copy !req
1070. No. We're just friends.
Copy !req
1071. Have you noticed that he hides a can
Copy !req
1072. of dry roasted peanuts in his bag?
Copy !req
1073. - So?
- What do you make of that?
Copy !req
1074. I'd make peanut butter, I guess.
Copy !req
1075. We know that he's planning to go
to the Ramada Inn on Lexington.
Copy !req
1076. - Has he told you why he's in New York?
- No.
Copy !req
1077. - Has he told you where he lives?
- No. We just met at the airport.
Copy !req
1078. All I know is that he's a building
contractor, living out of a suitcase.
Copy !req
1079. That's it.
Copy !req
1080. - He's a contractor?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1081. That's what he said?
Copy !req
1082. Amelia. I'm just curious.
Copy !req
1083. You are the kind of woman
who can get any guy she wants.
Copy !req
1084. Why Viktor Navorski?
Copy !req
1085. That's something a guy like you
could never understand.
Copy !req
1086. I guess you missed your flight again.
Or maybe you have a bad travel agent.
Copy !req
1087. Please. Sit.
Copy !req
1088. It's okay, Viktor. All men lie.
Copy !req
1089. - At least you're not very good at it.
- I did not lie.
Copy !req
1090. You told me you were delayed.
You never said it was for nine months.
Copy !req
1091. Maybe you see the man
the way you want see the man.
Copy !req
1092. So, what am I seeing? Who are you?
Copy !req
1093. - I...
- Unacceptable?
Copy !req
1094. Yes. Yes.
Copy !req
1095. You want to hear the funny part?
Copy !req
1096. I broke up with him.
Copy !req
1097. I was coming here to tell you
he's out of my life.
Copy !req
1098. I'm free. I got tired of waiting.
Copy !req
1099. At least we have that in common.
Copy !req
1100. Amelia, you know what Napoleon
give to Josephine when he win Bavaria?
Copy !req
1101. No.
Copy !req
1102. I show you.
Copy !req
1103. Please.
Copy !req
1104. Sit. Please.
Copy !req
1105. That was gift. Napoleon to Josephine.
Copy !req
1106. One thousand fountains.
Copy !req
1107. You built this for me?
Copy !req
1108. Please. Sit. Don't get wet.
Copy !req
1109. Come on.
Copy !req
1110. It no work.
Copy !req
1111. It should shoot, big water up to ceiling.
Copy !req
1112. Just tell me the truth.
Did you escape from an institution?
Copy !req
1113. Are you a criminal?
Copy !req
1114. You're living here, Viktor.
Copy !req
1115. You're living at Gate 67.
I just want to know why.
Copy !req
1116. Here. I show you.
Copy !req
1117. My father.
Copy !req
1118. Viktor, please tell me
your father isn't in that peanut can.
Copy !req
1119. This is jazz.
Copy !req
1120. My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski,
Copy !req
1121. see this photograph
in Hungarian newspaper, 1958.
Copy !req
1122. He say he look at photograph
for seven days.
Copy !req
1123. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
Copy !req
1124. Who are they?
Copy !req
1125. Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie,
Thelonious Monk, Sonny Rollins,
Copy !req
1126. Art Blakey, Max Kaminsky.
Copy !req
1127. 57 of them all together.
Copy !req
1128. After looking at photograph
for seven days, my father has idea.
Copy !req
1129. He begin to write letters to club,
Lickety Split, Snookie's Sugar Bowl.
Copy !req
1130. He ask the nuns to write English.
Hundreds letters.
Copy !req
1131. And then he wait.
Copy !req
1132. He wait month, week, year.
Copy !req
1133. My father wait 40 year.
Copy !req
1134. And they all sign names.
Copy !req
1135. One by one.
Copy !req
1136. They all write their name
and send it to my father.
Copy !req
1137. All but not one.
Copy !req
1138. Benny Golson.
Copy !req
1139. Saxophone.
Copy !req
1140. My father die before Benny Golson
write his name and send to my father.
Copy !req
1141. So I make him promise. I keep promise.
Copy !req
1142. I promise I will go New York,
find Benny Golson,
Copy !req
1143. have him write name to put in can.
Copy !req
1144. And you've been living here
so you could do this for your father?
Copy !req
1145. Maybe I think he do it for me.
Copy !req
1146. You say you are waiting for something.
Copy !req
1147. And I say to you, "Yes, yes. We all wait."
Copy !req
1148. What are you waiting for?
Copy !req
1149. You. I wait for you.
Copy !req
1150. What?
Copy !req
1151. The war is over.
Copy !req
1152. the right wing military coup
that ousted President Vagobagin...
Copy !req
1153. All right, everybody.
Let's raise your glasses.
Copy !req
1154. Let's have a toast to my friend,
Viktor "The Goat."
Copy !req
1155. May he never lose his country again.
Copy !req
1156. Krakozhia.
Copy !req
1157. Amelia. You here early.
Copy !req
1158. Hello. Amelia, look.
Copy !req
1159. Peace. Peace. The war. The war.
Please come. Come.
Copy !req
1160. See, the war, the war Krakozhia is over.
Copy !req
1161. Peace. The war is over.
Copy !req
1162. - You know my friend in Washington.
- Yes, yes.
Copy !req
1163. He has a lot of connections. Here.
Copy !req
1164. It's a pass, Viktor.
Copy !req
1165. A one-day travel emergency visa
with your name on it.
Copy !req
1166. - Wha... Visa?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1167. - From your friend?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1168. Just go to New York, find that last name
and put it in the can.
Copy !req
1169. - I go New York?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1170. I go New York!
Copy !req
1171. Amelia, you come with.
You come with me to New York.
Copy !req
1172. Your friend do this for me?
Why he do this for me?
Copy !req
1173. He did it for me.
Copy !req
1174. I told you to stay away from me, Viktor.
But you didn't understand.
Copy !req
1175. - I think you were confused.
- No, I confused about everything.
Copy !req
1176. I not confused... Not this. Not this.
Copy !req
1177. I'm sorry. I'm running late.
Copy !req
1178. Amelia. Why you go? Why you go?
Copy !req
1179. You know what Napoleon
gave Josephine as a wedding present?
Copy !req
1180. It was a gold locket.
Copy !req
1181. And on the inside,
he made an inscription.
Copy !req
1182. "Destiny."
Copy !req
1183. Destiny.
Copy !req
1184. rejoice in the streets
as well as in their local taverns.
Copy !req
1185. The Krakozhian flag waved goodbye
from high atop the parliament buildings.
Copy !req
1186. It is a clear sign of the power...
Copy !req
1187. - Hey, baby.
- Hi.
Copy !req
1188. I missed you.
Copy !req
1189. Come on.
Copy !req
1190. Next.
Copy !req
1191. Viktor.
Copy !req
1192. Hello, Dolores. How I am today?
Copy !req
1193. What do you have here?
Copy !req
1194. Oh, no. It's not signed.
Copy !req
1195. What?
Copy !req
1196. This is a one-day emergency travel visa.
Copy !req
1197. To validate authenticity, it needs
to be signed by the supervising officer.
Copy !req
1198. Dixon?
Copy !req
1199. Yes.
Copy !req
1200. Dixon.
Copy !req
1201. The war in my country is over.
Copy !req
1202. Yeah. I know. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1203. It's strange, isn't it, Viktor?
Copy !req
1204. When you wait so long for one thing?
Copy !req
1205. One tiny moment.
Copy !req
1206. I had that moment today, too.
Copy !req
1207. You see this badge?
Copy !req
1208. This badge means that I was made
CBP Field Commissioner.
Copy !req
1209. It means that my authority over
the security of this airport is absolute.
Copy !req
1210. Your ticket and your passport.
Copy !req
1211. It's time for you to go home.
Copy !req
1212. Officer Waylin, please show
Mr. Navorski into the terminal
Copy !req
1213. and make sure
he does not miss his flight.
Copy !req
1214. Goodbye, Viktor, and good luck.
Copy !req
1215. I think I want go New York City.
Copy !req
1216. Don't make this difficult, Viktor.
Copy !req
1217. I no more "unacceptable."
Copy !req
1218. - I told you this is over.
- I go New York.
Copy !req
1219. Are you sure you want to do that?
Copy !req
1220. I go New York City now.
Copy !req
1221. Part of my job is to get rid of
undesirables, and there are quite a few.
Copy !req
1222. Like this guy, Joe Mulroy.
I think you know him.
Copy !req
1223. He's been here for 20 years, but he's
been running an after-hour poker game.
Copy !req
1224. Bringing in liquor and marijuana.
Copy !req
1225. Poor guy's going to lose his pension.
And I think he has kids, too.
Copy !req
1226. Yep.
Copy !req
1227. And then there's this guy, Enrique Cruz.
I think you also know Enrique.
Copy !req
1228. Enrique has been letting people
into the food preparation area.
Copy !req
1229. That's a major security breach.
Copy !req
1230. The poor guy, I think he's a newlywed.
Copy !req
1231. But I'm going to have to let him go.
Copy !req
1232. And then there's Gupta Rajan.
He's a janitor.
Copy !req
1233. But he's wanted for assaulting
a police officer back in India in 1979.
Copy !req
1234. I'll have to deport him.
Copy !req
1235. I will go home.
Copy !req
1236. - I'm sorry. What did you say?
- I will go home.
Copy !req
1237. Leave them alone. I will go.
Copy !req
1238. - Today.
- Yes.
Copy !req
1239. If you don't get on that plane,
they're all gone.
Copy !req
1240. - Do you understand?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1241. Okay. Good.
Copy !req
1242. I don't believe you.
Copy !req
1243. - Viktor, you don't have to do this.
- You can fight these guys.
Copy !req
1244. - We'll help you.
- Viktor, come on. I owe you so much.
Copy !req
1245. - Please let me help you.
- This is your friend talking.
Copy !req
1246. We're all your friends.
We're your family now.
Copy !req
1247. Gupta.
Copy !req
1248. Goodbye.
Copy !req
1249. You try to fool us.
Copy !req
1250. You make us to think you would
walk out, that you will fight with them.
Copy !req
1251. Why don't you fight?
Copy !req
1252. - The war is over.
- Then go. Get lost.
Copy !req
1253. Get lost. Go home
and tell them you never made it.
Copy !req
1254. You come this close to America,
Copy !req
1255. but you don't have the courage
to go from here to here.
Copy !req
1256. You are a coward.
Copy !req
1257. The plane is on time.
Copy !req
1258. You are a coward.
Copy !req
1259. You are a coward!
Copy !req
1260. You make me sick!
Copy !req
1261. What's wrong with you, man?
Settle down.
Copy !req
1262. Got people looking all around,
looking at me like I'm...
Copy !req
1263. Look at me.
Copy !req
1264. Come on, look at me.
Copy !req
1265. There's something you should know.
Copy !req
1266. Ladies and gentlemen,
United Airlines Flight 865
Copy !req
1267. from Krakozhia has landed
and is now taxiing to the gate.
Copy !req
1268. For those passengers holding tickets
for Flight 866 to Krakozhia,
Copy !req
1269. we expect departure to be on schedule.
Copy !req
1270. Gupta.
Copy !req
1271. I am going home.
Copy !req
1272. Get lost.
Copy !req
1273. Your attention, please.
Copy !req
1274. Flight 866 to Krakozhia
will be delayed until further notice.
Copy !req
1275. Do you have an appointment?
Copy !req
1276. Somebody tell me
what the hell is going on down there.
Copy !req
1277. We're right behind you.
Copy !req
1278. Viktor's leaving.
Copy !req
1279. - Monica, Viktor's leaving.
- I know. He's going home.
Copy !req
1280. He's going for the front door,
out to the city.
Copy !req
1281. What?
Copy !req
1282. Viktor. Remember us.
Copy !req
1283. From the Discovery Store,
I want to give you this.
Copy !req
1284. It's good luck.
Copy !req
1285. A digital camera for Cousin Katia.
Copy !req
1286. I don't know where you're going,
but these will keep your feet warm.
Copy !req
1287. - Everybody in position?
- We're here.
Copy !req
1288. Secure the door.
Copy !req
1289. Sorry, Viktor.
Copy !req
1290. Take him, Judge.
Copy !req
1291. Hold it, Viktor. Take it easy.
Copy !req
1292. You see those doors?
Copy !req
1293. Those are the entry doors
to New York City.
Copy !req
1294. To the United States of America.
Turn around.
Copy !req
1295. It's snowing in the city,
and you're going to need that.
Copy !req
1296. Good luck.
Copy !req
1297. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1298. I'm going to miss you.
Copy !req
1299. Try not to get stuck
wherever you're going.
Copy !req
1300. Arrest him! Arrest him!
Copy !req
1301. God damn it!
Copy !req
1302. Taxi.
Copy !req
1303. Thank you.
Copy !req
1304. Where you go?
Copy !req
1305. 161 Lexington. Please take Van Wyck
Expressway to Queensboro Bridge.
Copy !req
1306. It's faster than BQE.
Copy !req
1307. - Where you from?
- Krakozhia. Viktor Navorski.
Copy !req
1308. I'm Goran. Albania.
Copy !req
1309. - When do you come to New York?
- Thursday.
Copy !req
1310. You want us to block the south exit
and have AP sweep every vehicle?
Copy !req
1311. Sir?
Copy !req
1312. 5:30 from Tokyo just landed.
Copy !req
1313. Got two planes on the tarmac.
Barcelona on approach.
Copy !req
1314. The night is young,
and 1,500 people are headed our way.
Copy !req
1315. Everybody inside. Everybody inside.
Copy !req
1316. - Come on.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
1317. Let's go.
Copy !req
1318. - Are you checking in, sir?
- No, no. I don't check in.
Copy !req
1319. I want to go to this place, please.
Copy !req
1320. The lobby lounge is around the corner.
Copy !req
1321. They have happy hour specials
and live music. Do you like jazz?
Copy !req
1322. Let's do Killer Joe.
It worked all right last night.
Copy !req
1323. - Yes?
- You are Benny Golson?
Copy !req
1324. Yeah. Yes, I am.
Copy !req
1325. Benny Golson, I am Viktor Navorski.
I am from Krakozhia.
Copy !req
1326. My father, Dimitar Asenov Navorski,
was great, great fan of your music.
Copy !req
1327. A jazz fan. Fantastic.
Copy !req
1328. Would you sign your name, please?
Copy !req
1329. Can I do it a little later?
We have to get started now.
Copy !req
1330. - Just a minute.
- I will wait.
Copy !req
1331. Okay.
Copy !req
1332. Taxi. Taxi.
Copy !req
1333. Where you want to go?
Copy !req
1334. I am going home.
Copy !req