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many years ago..."
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about the plumbers.
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and the night before.
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23. - Plumbers, plumbers, plumbers.
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Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong,
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50. Huh?
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53. Woo-hoo!
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motorcycle guys now?
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- Oh.
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67. Ooh.
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Put the bricks back.
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- Hey, okay.
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81. Mm? Wh...? Oh!
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84. - Hola, Yoshi.
- Yoshi.
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103. Ah...
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the mother of the stars.
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107. She will give her life
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108. How's that for a speech?
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109. Very descriptive.
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110. Ow! Ow!
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113. The great battle
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115. Think she'll like it?
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123. Ooh.
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130. - Who could resist that face?
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139. Yeah.
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157. - Wow.
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158. Whoa.
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159. Oh.
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160. Princess Peach,
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162. Feel better now?
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188. Whoa!
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197. "Sincerely."
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206. Now what?
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225. Sorry about that.
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229. All better now.
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230. Anyway,
it's not just a present.
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231. It's a peace offering.
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232. I'd like her to release me.
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and neither do I.
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245. All right. You know what, guys,
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247. or else I really turn
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249. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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250. Stubbed it! Stubbed it!
Stubbed the dang toe!
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255. Go, go, go!
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259. Whoa.
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289. Never!
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291. Ooh.
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let's just keep moving.
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312. We got to find a way off
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320. This must be
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330. Toad, wait.
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- Excuse me. Sorry.
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360. - No.
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362. Yeah, Mario, hit him.
We-we can trust him.
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- Mario, just go ahead
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367. Aw.
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and getting captured?
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388. Oh, Princess.
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390. Oh!
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393. Oh!
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394. Ooh, yes!
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395. Where is she?
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399. Okay, okay. Listen to me.
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getting off your planet.
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to the queen.
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to the Gateway Galax...
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417. Not on my watch.
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in their stead.
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427. Are you sure about this?
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430. Put that away.
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436. When I'm free, me and my girl
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438. You got a honey back home?
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440. Left me twisted in the wind.
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441. I'm still healing,
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443. That is one sensitive soul.
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445. Stay strong!
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the right one someday!
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447. Ooh.
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when I wasn't paying attention.
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in the universe.
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I was a baby turtle?
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trying to conquer the world.
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you'd have a night off,
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me our favorite bedtime story.
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464. Those were the best nights
of my life.
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467. Back in the days of yore,
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with awesome hair.
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this villain had a son.
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472. desperate for a place
to call home,
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473. but everywhere they went
was just incredibly lame.
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474. Gross!
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475. So they decided
to make their own planet.
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the rest of their days.
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an evil roller coaster,
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481. And they carved
a giant mountain into
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the biggest cannon ever.
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484. It could destroy the universe!
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485. They called it...
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487. To power it, they needed...
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in the universe!
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all her power
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they went planet by planet,
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who disrespected them.
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492. Boom!
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- Boom!
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on the ashes of the universe
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503. You did?
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504. We're going there right now.
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505. You and me.
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506. Two Bowsers, no limits.
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507. My lords.
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508. We have a problem.
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509. Welcome to the information booth.
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510. My name is R.O.B.
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511. Would you like
some information?
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512. We need to find a pilot,
and quick.
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513. Certainly. Pilots can be found
on the flight deck,
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514. which is located right over...
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515. over...
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516. Oh, R.O.B., you're killing me!
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517. I'm sorry.
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518. I do not wish to kill you.
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519. Ugh! Toad!
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520. - I am R.O.B.
- I know!
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521. Great. Thanks for visiting
information.
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522. Where is the flight deck?
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523. Right over...
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524. over... here.
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525. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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526. Whee!
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527. Hi there.
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528. Can you take us
to the Space Junk Galaxy?
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529. Uh, nope.
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530. Excuse me.
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531. How much to take us
to the Space Junk Galaxy?
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532. Too dangerous
for this little flyboy.
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533. So, tell me this.
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534. Why is a princess
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535. trying to go to the most
dangerous place in the galaxy?
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536. Who are you?
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537. Don't ask me
personal questions.
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538. Oh, I'm-I'm so sorry.
I didn't...
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539. I'm Fox McCloud!
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540. Leader of the legendary
Star Fox team!
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541. I only care about three things:
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542. keeping the Lylat System safe,
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543. fighting with my buds,
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544. and doing extremely dangerous
barrel rolls!
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545. Let's go!
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546. Then one day,
my warp drive exploded,
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547. blew a giant hole in
the fabric of space and time,
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548. and I got sucked
into a different universe.
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549. That's what I get
for making a frog my engineer.
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550. Now I roam your galaxy,
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551. trying to find a way home,
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552. doing good
when the price is right.
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553. Oh, I also have
cool space boots.
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554. Whoa.
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555. Now, that's the backstory
of the guy
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556. who's going to take us
to the Space Junk Galaxy.
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557. How desperate for money
do you think I am?
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558. All right, you got a deal.
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559. I'll fuel up the Arwing.
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560. We'll take off in five.
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561. That was the coolest dude
I've ever seen.
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562. Mario, I have a great idea.
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563. When you see Peach,
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564. you should catch up and go,
"Blah, blah, blah.
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565. Oh, hi. How are you?"
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566. And then, boom!
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567. You should ask her out
on a date.
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568. I don't know, Lu.
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569. You think a princess would
ever date a plumber?
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570. Mario.
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571. She would be the luckiest
princess in the world
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572. - to be your girlfriend.
- Uh-huh.
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573. She is going to say yes,
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574. and then you're gonna ask her
if she has a friend for me.
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575. Now we just need to find her.
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576. She is right over...
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577. over...
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578. Peach!
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579. Peach!
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580. Mario?
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581. Oh. Yoshi's here.
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582. Yay.
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583. Mario!
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584. A handshake?
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585. Thought it could be cool.
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586. I mean,
just thought it could be cool.
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587. That-that would
be good and cool.
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588. Mario, I found out
where Rosalina is.
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589. And this guy's gonna
take us there.
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590. Nice ride.
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591. Nice 'stache.
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592. Let's go.
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593. Yahoo!
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594. You got to love a space rogue!
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595. He doesn't look like
a rogue to me.
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596. He looks like
Ms. Castellano's dog.
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597. Can Ms. Castellano's dog
do this?
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598. Oh!
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599. Woo-hoo-hoo!
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600. Woo-hoo!
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601. I like this guy.
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602. Might want to hang on
to something.
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603. Oh!
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604. - Woo-hoo!
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605. They're gonna pay for that!
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606. Wait, Junior.
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607. I kind of got to know them.
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608. They're super lame,
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609. but I'd still feel bad
about killing them.
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610. What are you talking about?
Not kill them?
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611. Well, that's weird.
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612. Okay. Doing this one
for you, Dad.
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613. When I'm done with them,
they'll be crying
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614. for their mommies.
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615. Uh, what's that gonna do?
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616. Bowser.
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617. He played us.
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618. Oh, babies.
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619. Wha...
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620. Ow!
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621. No!
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622. Boom!
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623. Don't worry, Dad.
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624. This time tomorrow,
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625. you'll have forgotten all about
those dorks in overalls.
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626. The whole universe
will be ours!
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627. - Whoa!
- Hold on!
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628. How about now?
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629. Nope.
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630. Toad, the babies!
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631. Wha... On it.
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632. Come here.
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633. Whoo!
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634. Huh?
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635. Yoshi!
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636. Come back!
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637. Yoshi. Yoshi.
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638. Yoshi!
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639. Come here!
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640. Whee.
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641. Luigi!
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642. What are you doing?
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643. Stop it!
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644. Mario!
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645. Shh!
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646. Yoshi!
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647. Yoshi! Yoshi!
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648. Here.
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649. Hey... Wait, wait.
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650. Oh, no. Let-let go!
Let go! Let go! Let go!
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651. Give it! Give it!
Give it to me!
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652. Give me... Give me the gun!
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653. Oh. Uh...
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654. I kind of liked being a baby.
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655. All the scary thoughts
running through my head
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656. just disappeared, you know?
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657. We're gonna fix you up
like new, okay?
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658. It's gonna
be fine. It's just a dent.
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659. Just a dent.
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660. Hey. We are gonna find
a way off this planet.
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661. Mario, we're galaxies away
from Rosalina,
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662. we can't fix the ship,
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663. and somehow
we keep adding dinosaurs!
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664. I know you're frustrated.
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665. Princesses don't
get frustrated!
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666. All right. Well, then can I be
not frustrated with you?
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667. Uh, breaker, breaker.
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668. This is Big Green
with Little Red
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669. Uh, we are looking
for an evac...
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670. Had a major fender bender
in dino-town.
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671. Uh, we're hauling some
royal cargo...
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672. a thunder lizard and...
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673. - Come on!
- You can do it!
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674. Ow!
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675. Woo-hoo!
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676. Look what happens
when you don't have a bedtime.
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677. Mayday, Mayday.
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678. This is the big Luigi dog
saying over and out.
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679. Luigi?
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680. Their mustaches
were ridiculous,
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681. but they weren't bad guys.
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682. They were your friends, huh?
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683. Nothing's more dangerous
than a friend.
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684. When your armor's down,
they'll stab you in the back.
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685. Where did you hear that?
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686. It's what you told me
when you dropped me off
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687. for my first day of school.
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688. I am a good dad.
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689. Those friends of yours
tried to ruin you,
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690. turn you into
something you're not.
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691. You know who won't hurt you?
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692. Your family.
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693. Family is forever.
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694. Close your eyes.
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695. Dad.
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696. Wait for it.
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697. Now, open.
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698. Guys, there's something
extremely weird
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699. flying towards us.
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700. - Wow.
- Wow.
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701. Mario!
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702. Let's-a go!
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703. We'll be at the Space Junk
Galaxy before nap time.
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704. Once upon a time,
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705. there was a brave
and noble princess named Peach.
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706. Her story begins
many years ago...
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707. when she lived
on a small planet
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708. with her sister, Rosalina.
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709. The two sisters were
made of stardust.
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710. Their love burned as brightly
as the stars themselves.
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711. Together, they could summon
the power of the cosmos.
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712. But evil forces wanted
the power for themselves.
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713. Rosalina had to send
Peach away to safety.
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714. No! No!
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715. The Toads raised
and protected her
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716. until she grew strong enough
to protect them.
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717. Dad, welcome to Planet Bowser!
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718. You really built all this?
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719. But that's not all.
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720. We have our very own
Boomsday Weapon!
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721. And the princess I kidnapped
to power it.
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722. The universe will
never forgive you.
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723. This is who you are.
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724. This is where you belong.
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725. Tonight we destroy
the Mushroom Kingdom.
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726. Tomorrow the universe!
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727. Bowser! Bowser! Bowser! Bowser!
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728. Bowser! Bowser! Bowser!
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729. Yeah! Long live the king!
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730. They're waiting for you.
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731. Sometimes,
on this Rainbow Road of life,
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732. we lose our way.
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733. But if you're lucky,
a tiny version of yourself
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734. helps you remember
your true calling.
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735. My Koopas...
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736. your king has returned!
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737. We'll get you on the planet.
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738. Buckle up.
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739. It's about to get crazy.
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740. Star Fox team is ready.
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741. Sick.
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742. Let's do this.
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743. Incoming!
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744. Do a barrel roll!
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745. Yay!
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746. You're up, Mustache!
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747. Good luck.
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748. Wahoo!
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749. Wahoo!
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750. I don't know what that means.
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751. It means you go this way,
we go that way.
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752. Oh. Got ya.
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753. Oh.
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754. Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
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755. Get them!
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756. It won't be long now, Dad.
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757. What?
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758. My lords,
our tormentors have returned!
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759. I'll take care of 'em.
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760. I built a security system
that's next-level.
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761. They're gonna get
torn to pieces.
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762. I love being a dad.
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763. Oh, the days are long,
but the years are short.
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764. Hello, Peach and Mario.
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765. Prepare to meet your maker.
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766. Whoa!
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767. I've got you now.
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768. Woo-hoo!
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769. I won't let them ruin this.
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770. Bowser.
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771. It didn't have to be this way.
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772. I know there's still
some good in there.
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773. Let us pass. Now.
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774. Or what?
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775. You'll humiliate me
at my wedding?
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776. Shrink me to a nubbin
and put me in a jar?
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777. Make me join a book club?
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778. We had our moment, Mario,
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779. but Bowser is back,
and now you'll feel my fury!
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780. No. No. No...!
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781. Dad!
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782. Dad.
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783. I am the lord of bones!
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784. I am the skull king!
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785. And I'm his son!
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786. Mario!
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787. Go.
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788. Save her.
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789. Oh!
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790. Whoa! Oh!
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791. Whoa!
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792. Ow!
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793. Yoshi.
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794. Very weird.
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795. Ow!
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796. Whoa!
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797. Whoa!
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798. Finish this, Lu.
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799. Ha!
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800. - Lu!
- What?
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801. You know I never learned
how to draw!
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802. Yes!
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803. No!
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804. In the name of the Koopas...
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805. Junior!
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806. Daddy! Please help me!
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807. Junior!
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808. Dad!
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809. Oh, my boy.
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810. Rosalina.
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811. I need you to try.
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812. I knew you would come for me.
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813. Hey! Found your femur, Dad.
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814. Doing great, my boy.
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815. Let's find my foot.
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816. Mario! Mario.
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817. Come meet my sister.
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818. I am so happy
you found each other.
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819. I love a family reunion.
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820. Heyo!
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821. Mama?
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822. Oh, Mama.
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823. Oh. My babies.
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824. We missed you so much.
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825. I missed you, too.
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826. Mama, can we visit
the Mushroom Kingdom?
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827. I want to see the castle.
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828. Okay, okay.
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829. Where's your castle?
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830. Uh, well, the castle.
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831. Yeah, the castle, um...
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832. It died.
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833. What are you talking about?
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834. You know what, guys?
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835. We're gonna rebuild
the best castle ever.
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836. Who wants to help?
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837. - Oh, yeah.
- Woo-hoo!
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838. Wahoo!
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839. So, where are you off to next?
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840. That nice space princess
fixed up my warp drive,
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841. and I'm heading home.
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842. Good luck with them.
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843. That is one complicated family.
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844. Don't worry, son.
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845. No jail can hold us.
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846. We'll be out of here soon.
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847. Hello, maggots.
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848. Trying to escape?
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849. You're gonna play
by my rules now.
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850. Stay close, son.
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851. She won't break us.
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852. First goes the body,
then goes the bones.
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853. Then all that's left is dust.
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854. You be quiet right now.
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855. You can't silence the truth.
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856. It only makes it louder.
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857. Like the approaching
drumbeat of death!
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858. Boom, boom,
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859. - boom, boom.
- No!
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860. Oh. There, there,
you poor little monkey.
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861. Ow.
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862. Well, thank you very much...
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863. Your Highness.
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