1. Behold! The king of the Koopas!Copy !req
2. Open the gates or die!Copy !req
3. Attack!Copy !req
4. That is but a taste of our fury.Copy !req
5. Do you yield?Copy !req
6. I do not.Copy !req
7. No.Copy !req
8. I've finally found it.Copy !req
9. And now, no one can stop me!Copy !req
10. We're the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's our gameCopy !req
11. We're not like the others
who get all the fameCopy !req
12. When your sink is in trouble,
you can call us on the doubleCopy !req
13. We're faster than the others,
you'll be hooked on the brothersCopy !req
14. It's-a me, a-Mario!Copy !req
15. And-a Luigi!Copy !req
16. Are you-a tired of a-paying
too much for plumbing?Copy !req
17. Mamma Mia!Copy !req
18. That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.Copy !req
19. - A-to save Brooklyn.
- And-a Queens.Copy !req
20. And-a your wallet.Copy !req
21. Thank you, Super Mario Bros.Copy !req
22. It seems like the only thing
you haven't drained is my bank account.Copy !req
23. Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing
companies-a where you're just a face-a.Copy !req
24. With-a Super Mario Brothers-a,
you're family!Copy !req
25. Hooked on the brothersCopy !req
26. The brothers, the brothersCopy !req
27. You were great.Copy !req
28. I was great?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
29. You were great!Copy !req
30. I am so glad we spent
our life savings on this commercial.Copy !req
31. That is not a commercial!
That is cinema.Copy !req
32. What about the accents?
Is it... Is it too much?Copy !req
33. Too much? It's-a perfect.Copy !req
34. Okay, I'm gonna trust you.Copy !req
35. Well, well, well.Copy !req
36. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
the Stupid Mario Brothers.Copy !req
37. Aw, great. Spike's here.Copy !req
38. Hey, Spike.Copy !req
39. Yeah. It's-a me!Copy !req
40. Whew, yeah.Copy !req
41. Tell me,
have you even gotten one callCopy !req
42. since you left me
to start your dumb company?Copy !req
43. As a matter of fact, Spike,
we have.Copy !req
44. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. Our mom called,Copy !req
46. and she said, oh, boys, that's
the best commercial I've ever seen!Copy !req
47. And I said, thank you very much, Mother.
We're very proud of it.Copy !req
48. So, boom!Copy !req
49. Good luck running
a business with this idiot.Copy !req
50. Say that again about my brother,
and you're gonna regret it.Copy !req
51. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
52. Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.Copy !req
53. You're a joke, and you always will be.Copy !req
54. Are you insane?Copy !req
55. He's three times your size.Copy !req
56. Luigi, come on.Copy !req
57. You know,
you can't be scared all the time.Copy !req
58. You'd be surprised.Copy !req
59. Hello, Super Mario Brothers.Copy !req
60. A drip in your faucet?
That's great!Copy !req
61. I mean, that's great you called us,Copy !req
62. because we can be there
and we can fix it right away. Okay.Copy !req
63. Mario, we got one!Copy !req
64. The Super Mario Brothers are in business!Copy !req
65. Oh, no. We're gonna be late.Copy !req
66. No, we're not. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
67. Hey, wait up.Copy !req
68. This way.Copy !req
69. Come on, Lu. Step on it.Copy !req
70. Excuse you.Copy !req
71. Here you go!Copy !req
72. Aw, Mario. What're you doin'?Copy !req
73. Hey! Get off of there.Copy !req
74. You can't be in...Copy !req
75. My bad!Copy !req
76. - Move it up!
- I'm... Sorry.Copy !req
77. - We're working here!
- So sorry.Copy !req
78. Come on, Luigi. Pump those legs.Copy !req
79. I'm trying. I'm trying.Copy !req
80. I got bad knees.Copy !req
81. We have hit the big time.Copy !req
82. The drip is right upstairs
at the end of the hall.Copy !req
83. - Can you fix it?
- Very confident, sir.Copy !req
84. You'll be careful about making a mess?Copy !req
85. Ma'am, I assure you,
we don't make messes.Copy !req
86. We fix 'em.Copy !req
87. That's Francis.Copy !req
88. He likes you!Copy !req
89. Hey.Copy !req
90. Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby.Copy !req
91. Wrench?Copy !req
92. And a first job complete.Copy !req
93. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
94. Francis is here.Copy !req
95. Hey there, pal.Copy !req
96. Mario! Do something!Copy !req
97. Mamma Mia!Copy !req
98. Mario?Copy !req
99. That hellhound is gonna escape!Copy !req
100. No, he won't.Copy !req
101. Hey, Mario?Copy !req
102. Who's a good puppy?Copy !req
103. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
104. Found the problem!Copy !req
105. - Ma, you make these?
- Ah, good batch, hey?Copy !req
106. Hey-o!Copy !req
107. Hey-o!Copy !req
108. It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV!Copy !req
109. They give an Oscar for worst actors?Copy !req
110. - Hey!
- What'd I do?Copy !req
111. So...
So everybody saw the commercial then?Copy !req
112. We seen it.Copy !req
113. - And?
- I wouldn't quit your day job.Copy !req
114. Oops! He already did.Copy !req
115. Well, I thought it was incredible.Copy !req
116. It belongs in a movie theater.Copy !req
117. Mushrooms?Copy !req
118. Everybody loves mushrooms, right?Copy !req
119. - I like mushrooms. I'll take it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
120. Mario, seriously.Copy !req
121. What were you thinking
with that commercial?Copy !req
122. What? It's supposed to be funny.Copy !req
123. - Can someone pass the bread?
- Yeah, but what's with the outfits?Copy !req
124. Plumbers wearing white gloves?Copy !req
125. That's right, you gotta have a trademark.
Gotta stand out.Copy !req
126. Don't listen to them.Copy !req
127. The world laughed at da Vinci too.Copy !req
128. I'm not sure they did, Ma.Copy !req
129. Dad, what did you think?Copy !req
130. I think you're nuts.Copy !req
131. You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.Copy !req
132. And the worst part?Copy !req
133. You're bringing
your brother down with you.Copy !req
134. Well, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
135. Thanks for your support.Copy !req
136. What'd I say?Copy !req
137. Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4.Copy !req
138. Hey.Copy !req
139. You're not bringing me down.Copy !req
140. You know what?Copy !req
141. What do they know, huh?Copy !req
142. It's not just them.Copy !req
143. Our whole lives, everyone's telling us
we can't do this, we can't do that.Copy !req
144. I'm sick and tired of feeling so small.Copy !req
145. A water main burst underground today,Copy !req
146. stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.Copy !req
147. Everything is under control,
I promise you.Copy !req
148. We are very close to fixing this.Copy !req
149. Out of the way!Copy !req
150. Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!Copy !req
151. Save Brooklyn?Copy !req
152. Luigi, this is our chance.Copy !req
153. Destiny is calling.Copy !req
154. Destiny Del Vecchio, from high school?Copy !req
155. What? No! Just come on.Copy !req
156. Look for a gate valve, huh?Copy !req
157. It's more than the storm drains can handle.Copy !req
158. Come on. We gotta pump it.Copy !req
159. I got this.Copy !req
160. They're not even looking
in the right place.Copy !req
161. Come on, Lu.Copy !req
162. You are not seriously considering...Copy !req
163. Mario!Copy !req
164. We gotta get to that pressure valve.Copy !req
165. Mamma Mia!Copy !req
166. Mario!Copy !req
167. I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.Copy !req
168. Come on.Copy !req
169. What is this place?Copy !req
170. Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.Copy !req
171. Luigi?Copy !req
172. Luigi, are you in there?Copy !req
173. Luigi?Copy !req
174. What?Copy !req
175. Luigi!Copy !req
176. Mario!Copy !req
177. Give me your hand!Copy !req
178. It's all gonna be okay.Copy !req
179. How is this gonna be okay?Copy !req
180. I'm telling you, nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.Copy !req
181. Mario!Copy !req
182. Luigi!Copy !req
183. Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!Copy !req
184. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
185. That one's perfectly fine.Copy !req
186. That's a little mushroom man.
A little mushroom man talking to me.Copy !req
187. Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad.Copy !req
188. Mario.Copy !req
189. So this is...Copy !req
190. This is... This is not a dream?Copy !req
191. That hurt, right?Copy !req
192. Yes!Copy !req
193. Definitely not a dream.Copy !req
194. Then it's... This place is...Copy !req
195. The Mushroom Kingdom!Copy !req
196. Mushrooms. Really?Copy !req
197. Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.Copy !req
198. Hello.Copy !req
199. Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
My brother, in fact.Copy !req
200. He looks exactly like me,
but tall and skinny and green.Copy !req
201. See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.Copy !req
202. It was foggy,
and I believe there was lava.Copy !req
203. That is not good.Copy !req
204. Your brother has landed
in the Dark Lands.Copy !req
205. They're under...
Bowser's control.Copy !req
206. Bowser?Copy !req
207. He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.Copy !req
208. I'm taking you to see the princess.Copy !req
209. She can help you.Copy !req
210. She can do anything.Copy !req
211. Princess?Copy !req
212. Come on, Mario!
Our big adventure begins now!Copy !req
213. Hang on, Luigi.Copy !req
214. Mario?Copy !req
215. Mario?Copy !req
216. Where are you?Copy !req
217. Yes!Copy !req
218. You just got a-Luigi'd.Copy !req
219. This way, Mario.
The princess lives right on that hill.Copy !req
220. Do you wanna go or not?Copy !req
221. Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through!Copy !req
222. Got a big adventure happening right now.
Just clear a path for us.Copy !req
223. Here you go.Copy !req
224. Excuse me.Copy !req
225. Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through.Copy !req
226. This guy's brother
is going to die imminently.Copy !req
227. - What?
- Out of the way, please.Copy !req
228. Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.Copy !req
229. He's gonna be fine.Copy !req
230. - Chanterelle!
- Morning!Copy !req
231. Nice to see you, bud!Copy !req
232. Does this thing work?Copy !req
233. Yes, works great.
You just have to blow into it.Copy !req
234. And up we go!Copy !req
235. Wait, up?Copy !req
236. Okay, so these bricks are
just floating here?Copy !req
237. Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.Copy !req
238. It's the only way to fly, man!Copy !req
239. Love these pi...Copy !req
240. Oh, come on!Copy !req
241. Here we are. Palace doors.
Bing, bang, boom!Copy !req
242. Come on!Copy !req
243. Pretty impressive, am I right?Copy !req
244. Hold it right there, you two!Copy !req
245. Oh, hey! I need to see the princess.Copy !req
246. It's an emergency.Copy !req
247. What princess?Copy !req
248. I never heard of any princess.Copy !req
249. Oh, wait, I did. Our princess, though,
is in another castle.Copy !req
250. Oh, yeah. That's right.Copy !req
251. You should try another castle, maybe.
She ain't in this one.Copy !req
252. Okay, so they're messing with you,Copy !req
253. and I don't like it.Copy !req
254. What do you guys...
What do you wanna eat?Copy !req
255. Anything... Anything your hearts desire.Copy !req
256. Go. I am ready to scramble it up.Copy !req
257. Hey! Intruder!Copy !req
258. Stop him!Copy !req
259. Intruder!Copy !req
260. Stop him!Copy !req
261. Now! Stop him!Copy !req
262. Council, your attention.Copy !req
263. Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our kingdom.Copy !req
264. Its power will make him invincible.Copy !req
265. We will be destroyed.Copy !req
266. Princess, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
267. I will not let him hurt you.Copy !req
268. We are going to stop Bowser.Copy !req
269. How? Look at us. We're adorable!Copy !req
270. I'm going to convince
the great Kong army to help us.Copy !req
271. Together, we'll annihilate that monster.Copy !req
272. Their mad king doesn't make alliances.Copy !req
273. The Kongs will never agree.Copy !req
274. I can convince him.Copy !req
275. I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom
in the morning.Copy !req
276. Good luck, Princess.Copy !req
277. For all our sakes.Copy !req
278. Princess!Copy !req
279. Princess! I...Copy !req
280. Wait. Release him.Copy !req
281. Are you...Copy !req
282. No.Copy !req
283. He's a human!
I mean, you are a human, right?Copy !req
284. - It's just, you're so small, and...
- Hey!Copy !req
285. Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
Where did you come from?Copy !req
286. Me and my little brother, Luigi,
we fell down this pipe.Copy !req
287. And now he's lost
somewhere in the Dark Lands.Copy !req
288. Then it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.Copy !req
289. But you're in luck.
I'm on my way to stop him.Copy !req
290. Well, take me with you.Copy !req
291. This guy's a lunatic. A psycho.Copy !req
292. He will eat you for breakfast.Copy !req
293. He won't even notice it, probably,
'cause you're very, very small.Copy !req
294. You know what?
Make fun of me all you want,Copy !req
295. but you are gonna help me find my brother.Copy !req
296. Please?Copy !req
297. Well, okay.Copy !req
298. Let's see what you're made of.Copy !req
299. Is that a yes?Copy !req
300. No. That's a
let's see what you're made of.Copy !req
301. If you can finish this,
you're coming with me.Copy !req
302. Watch and learn.Copy !req
303. That was amazing.Copy !req
304. Wait. How am I
supposed to do that?Copy !req
305. With the Power-Ups.
They give us special abilities.Copy !req
306. Really?Copy !req
307. Go on. Eat it.Copy !req
308. Now, this has to be a mushroom?Copy !req
309. 'Cause I just hate mushrooms and...Copy !req
310. Okay, okay.Copy !req
311. Are you sure there's not a...Copy !req
312. Down the hatch. Yep, there it is.Copy !req
313. And all gone.Copy !req
314. Oh, not cool.Copy !req
315. I'm tall.Copy !req
316. And strong.Copy !req
317. And you can jump.Copy !req
318. Oh, I got this. No problem.Copy !req
319. Oh, no!Copy !req
320. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
321. When you get hit,
you lose the power.Copy !req
322. Great.Copy !req
323. Come on. Try again.Copy !req
324. Yes!Copy !req
325. Well,Copy !req
326. we have a long journey
ahead of us, Mustache.Copy !req
327. But I didn't make it.Copy !req
328. You almost did.
No one gets it right away.Copy !req
329. How many tries did it take you?Copy !req
330. Oh, so many. I was not good at it.Copy !req
331. Worse than you.Copy !req
332. You got it right away, didn't you?Copy !req
333. I got it right away,
but I grew up here.Copy !req
334. Okay, now you're just trying
to make me feel better.Copy !req
335. No! No.Copy !req
336. Is it working?Copy !req
337. A little bit. Yeah.Copy !req
338. My army!Copy !req
339. - Koopas...
- Yeah!Copy !req
340. Goombas,Copy !req
341. whatever those things are!Copy !req
342. After years of searching
for the Super Star,Copy !req
343. it is finally ours.Copy !req
344. Yeah!Copy !req
345. I am now
the most powerful turtle in the world.Copy !req
346. Yeah!Copy !req
347. Soon, we will arrive
at the Mushroom Kingdom.Copy !req
348. Yeah!Copy !req
349. Where, after years of being sworn enemies,Copy !req
350. I will ask their princess to marry me
in a fairy-tale wedding!Copy !req
351. Yeah!Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. Did he say marry their princess?Copy !req
354. Doesn't she hate you?Copy !req
355. Of course she hates me.Copy !req
356. But that makes me love her all the more.Copy !req
357. Her heart-shaped bangs,
the way she floats in the breeze,Copy !req
358. her immovable tiara.Copy !req
359. And when she sees this star...Copy !req
360. Wedding bells.Copy !req
361. What if she says no?Copy !req
362. Then I will power up with this starCopy !req
363. and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!Copy !req
364. - Yeah!
- Prepare yourselvesCopy !req
365. for the best wedding ever!Copy !req
366. It's gonna rock!Copy !req
367. They're all counting on us.Copy !req
368. No pressure.Copy !req
369. - Yeah!
- Hooray!Copy !req
370. Good luck!Copy !req
371. My Toads...Copy !req
372. our days of terror are almost over.Copy !req
373. With the help of the Kong army,
we will stop...Copy !req
374. Who's he?Copy !req
375. He's not important!Copy !req
376. Nervous?Copy !req
377. Who? Me?Copy !req
378. Yes, a little.Copy !req
379. We're going on an adventure!Copy !req
380. Come on, guys!Copy !req
381. Hey, Mario.Copy !req
382. You know this guy?Copy !req
383. We're best friends.Copy !req
384. But are we?Copy !req
385. Don't worry.Copy !req
386. I will protect you.Copy !req
387. A Toad brave enough to join me.Copy !req
388. I fear nothing.Copy !req
389. Well, that settles it.
You're coming with us.Copy !req
390. Let's move.Copy !req
391. I said we're going on an adventure!Copy !req
392. Pretty incredible, huh?Copy !req
393. Mamma Mia.Copy !req
394. I'll never let anyone ruin this.Copy !req
395. Peach, you're so coolCopy !req
396. And with my star we're gonna ruleCopy !req
397. Peach, understandCopy !req
398. I'm gonna love you till the very endCopy !req
399. Peaches, Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches, PeachesCopy !req
400. Peaches, Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches, PeachesCopy !req
401. I love youCopy !req
402. Oh, Peaches, Peaches...Copy !req
403. Sire.Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. A report from our intelligence.Copy !req
406. A mustachioed human has arrived
in the Mushroom Kingdom.Copy !req
407. The princess has been training him.Copy !req
408. They are up to something, sire.Copy !req
409. Sit.Copy !req
410. Jam with me.Copy !req
411. This human,Copy !req
412. where did he come from?Copy !req
413. We aren't sure.Copy !req
414. Does the princess like him?Copy !req
415. Sire. Look in the mirror.Copy !req
416. You have nothing to worry about.Copy !req
417. I know that. I'm not threatened.Copy !req
418. Find out who he is
and what they're planning!Copy !req
419. I'm on it, sire.Copy !req
420. May I lift the cover?Copy !req
421. Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.Copy !req
422. Thinking about your brother?Copy !req
423. We've never been apart this long.Copy !req
424. Don't worry. We're going to save him.Copy !req
425. You don't seem like you're from here.Copy !req
426. I don't know where I'm from.Copy !req
427. - Really?
- Yep.Copy !req
428. My earliest memory is arriving.Copy !req
429. I was so lucky they found me.Copy !req
430. They took me in.Copy !req
431. Raised me like one of their own.Copy !req
432. And when I was ready...Copy !req
433. they made me their princess.Copy !req
434. Hey, maybe you're from my world.Copy !req
435. There's a huge universe out thereCopy !req
436. with a lot of galaxies.Copy !req
437. We found him in the Dark Lands.Copy !req
438. Leave him to me.Copy !req
439. What is your name?Copy !req
440. Luigi.Copy !req
441. Not sure if you know who I am,Copy !req
442. but I'm about to marry a princess
and rule the world.Copy !req
443. But there's one problem, Luigi.Copy !req
444. There's a human
traveling with my fiancée.Copy !req
445. Has a mustache.Copy !req
446. Just like you.Copy !req
447. Do you know him?Copy !req
448. No. No!Copy !req
449. A tough one, I see.Copy !req
450. Maybe this will get you to talk.Copy !req
451. Do you think I know every human being
with a mustacheCopy !req
452. wearing an identical outfit with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?Copy !req
453. Because I don't.Copy !req
454. Do you know him?Copy !req
455. Stop, stop, stop. I know him.
Yes, I know him.Copy !req
456. Yeah, he's my brother, Mario,
and he's the best guy in the world.Copy !req
457. Do princesses find him attractive?Copy !req
458. They do if they have good taste.Copy !req
459. Get him out of my sight.Copy !req
460. We'll see how tough this Mario is
when he watches me kill his brother.Copy !req
461. Where am I?Copy !req
462. Home.Copy !req
463. Pay him no heed.Copy !req
464. He is cute, but he is...Copy !req
465. In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.Copy !req
466. How long you guys been in here?Copy !req
467. Time, like hope, is an illusion.Copy !req
468. Please. We are depressed enough.Copy !req
469. There's gotta be a way outta here.Copy !req
470. There is no escape.Copy !req
471. The only hope is
the sweet relief of death.Copy !req
472. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
473. You ready?Copy !req
474. Sure?Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. How you doing?Copy !req
477. We are here to see the king.Copy !req
478. Follow me.Copy !req
479. That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.Copy !req
480. Feel underdressed.Copy !req
481. Hop in.Copy !req
482. Oh, by all means, come in.Copy !req
483. Great and mighty Cranky Kong...Copy !req
484. So I heard you want my army.Copy !req
485. Yes, Your Highness.Copy !req
486. Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.Copy !req
487. What makes you think you're worthyCopy !req
488. of fighting alongside
the greatest army in the world?Copy !req
489. Because we have heart.Copy !req
490. And with your strength, we can win.Copy !req
491. Okay, fine.Copy !req
492. - That's it?
- No, that's not it.Copy !req
493. The answer is no. Goodbye.Copy !req
494. If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
the Jungle Kingdom is next.Copy !req
495. We're not leaving without your army.Copy !req
496. Who is this guy?Copy !req
497. Oh, he makes me laugh.Copy !req
498. All right, tough guy.Copy !req
499. You want my army so badly,Copy !req
500. defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!Copy !req
501. Give us a second.Copy !req
502. This is a really, really bad idea.Copy !req
503. Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?Copy !req
504. Are you two done whispering?Copy !req
505. It's a little rude.Copy !req
506. You, sir, have a deal.Copy !req
507. I'll fight your son and win.Copy !req
508. I'm sure you will.Copy !req
509. Here we goCopy !req
510. DK, Donkey KongCopy !req
511. Yeah!Copy !req
512. I am DK.Copy !req
513. I'm Donkey Kong.Copy !req
514. Yeah! We love you!Copy !req
515. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
516. Hi, Dad! Hi!Copy !req
517. No, no. Don't do that.Copy !req
518. Dad, wave back.Copy !req
519. Enough with the showboating.Copy !req
520. What do you mean? They like it.Copy !req
521. It's what they came here for.Copy !req
522. Dancing pecs.Copy !req
523. Okay, simmer down.Copy !req
524. DK! DK!Copy !req
525. I said simmer down!Copy !req
526. DK! DK!Copy !req
527. That means you, Diddy Kong!Copy !req
528. D... Sorry.Copy !req
529. Now, since I want this fight to last
more than five seconds,Copy !req
530. I put Power-Ups around the arena.Copy !req
531. You're welcome, Mario.Copy !req
532. I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body!Copy !req
533. All right.Copy !req
534. Get him!Copy !req
535. My... Okay.Copy !req
536. Guess you're not getting my army.Copy !req
537. Is this what you came for?Copy !req
538. We love you, DK!Copy !req
539. Hi, Dad! Love you!Copy !req
540. It is on like Donkey Kong!Copy !req
541. You're about to pick on someone
your own size.Copy !req
542. Yeah!Copy !req
543. I guess he got the wrong mushroom.Copy !req
544. Get up, Mario!Copy !req
545. Had enough?Copy !req
546. Not even close.Copy !req
547. Mario!Copy !req
548. It's-a me.Copy !req
549. The box!Copy !req
550. He looks adorable.Copy !req
551. He really does.Copy !req
552. Oh, what? I'm a cat?Copy !req
553. You got the cat box!Copy !req
554. Oh, my...Copy !req
555. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
556. Okay.Copy !req
557. Now you die.Copy !req
558. I'm a cat!Copy !req
559. Meow.Copy !req
560. Had enough?Copy !req
561. Not even close.Copy !req
562. I'll take that as a yes.Copy !req
563. Mario! Mario! Mario!Copy !req
564. Yes! That's my best friend!Copy !req
565. Mario! Mario! Mario!Copy !req
566. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
567. Mario! Mario!Copy !req
568. That was incredible.Copy !req
569. - He kept beating you senseless...
- Hey.Copy !req
570. And you just kept getting back up?Copy !req
571. You just don't know when to quit.Copy !req
572. Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.Copy !req
573. It's a great thing.Copy !req
574. Thanks. I...Copy !req
575. I let him win. Just for the record.Copy !req
576. Really, though? Why would you do that?Copy !req
577. You wanna know why?Copy !req
578. It's mind your own business, that's why.Copy !req
579. - All right, giant monkey...
- Enough!Copy !req
580. Get inside.Copy !req
581. We've located Bowser's ship.Copy !req
582. He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom
by sundown.Copy !req
583. Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.Copy !req
584. We beat him there and ambush him.Copy !req
585. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
586. That's why we're gonna need karts!Copy !req
587. Well, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
588. Pick your karts.Copy !req
589. I hate you.Copy !req
590. To the Mushroom Kingdom
and the biggest fight of our lives.Copy !req
591. Here we go!Copy !req
592. Yeah!Copy !req
593. Princess Peach, here we are.Copy !req
594. I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell.Copy !req
595. Let's rule the world.Copy !req
596. Together. Forever.Copy !req
597. Will you marry me?Copy !req
598. Oh, yes!Copy !req
599. What?Copy !req
600. We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.Copy !req
601. He has defeated Donkey Kong
and won the Kong army.Copy !req
602. So, like, Peach was super impressed?Copy !req
603. It appears so, yes.Copy !req
604. They are heading
toward their secret passage.Copy !req
605. Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?Copy !req
606. Two can play at that game.Copy !req
607. No one panic,
but the road is about to end.Copy !req
608. Well, then you better step on the gas
and buckle up.Copy !req
609. Is there anything like this
in your world?Copy !req
610. What?Copy !req
611. Is there anything
like this in your world?Copy !req
612. No.Copy !req
613. We don't drive on rainbows.Copy !req
614. What are you gonna tell me next?
That the turtles aren't evil?Copy !req
615. No, no. They're usually pets.Copy !req
616. No way.Copy !req
617. Come to Brooklyn.
I'll buy you a turtle.Copy !req
618. Maybe I will.Copy !req
619. Dude, is this you flirting?Copy !req
620. This is painful.Copy !req
621. Just... I was trying to be nice.Copy !req
622. You are so embarrassing.Copy !req
623. A princess would never go out with you.Copy !req
624. Yes, she would.
I guarantee she would.Copy !req
625. Guys, enough.Copy !req
626. All right, all right.Copy !req
627. Attack!Copy !req
628. It's an ambush!Copy !req
629. Defensive positions!Copy !req
630. Mario, you're a dead man.Copy !req
631. Split up!Copy !req
632. Mario!Copy !req
633. I'm too cute to die!Copy !req
634. That is how you princess!Copy !req
635. Time to die, Mario.Copy !req
636. See ya!Copy !req
637. No!Copy !req
638. Yeah!Copy !req
639. You can't escape me!Copy !req
640. What?Copy !req
641. Blue shell!Copy !req
642. No!Copy !req
643. No, Mario!Copy !req
644. No! No!Copy !req
645. Get your clown claws off of me!Copy !req
646. Goodbye, Mario.Copy !req
647. We have to get home.Copy !req
648. Hey! This is your fault!Copy !req
649. My fault? You're the one who...Copy !req
650. Stop talking! I don't want the last thing
I hear before I die to be your...Copy !req
651. Mario, you saved my life.Copy !req
652. Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.Copy !req
653. Good. Please don't.Copy !req
654. Okay.Copy !req
655. Did you just feel something?Copy !req
656. Swim!Copy !req
657. Bowser's on his way.
You have to evacuate.Copy !req
658. Hurry! Get out of the city!Copy !req
659. Princess?Copy !req
660. We lost the army.Copy !req
661. And Mario's gone.Copy !req
662. Bowser is coming.Copy !req
663. Head into the forest.
I'll buy you some time.Copy !req
664. You heard her. Evacuate the city.Copy !req
665. Go with the others.Copy !req
666. I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.Copy !req
667. Run!Copy !req
668. Just leave it! There's no time!Copy !req
669. Princess Peach.Copy !req
670. Brave as ever.Copy !req
671. As you can see, I have the Super Star.Copy !req
672. If you're going to use it,Copy !req
673. use it now.Copy !req
674. No, Princess. I stole this star for us.Copy !req
675. I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell.Copy !req
676. I told you that line wouldn't work.Copy !req
677. You're doing great.Copy !req
678. Peaches, with this star,
we will be invincible.Copy !req
679. We can rule the world together.
Forever.Copy !req
680. Will you marry me?Copy !req
681. Marry you? Are you insane?Copy !req
682. I would never marry you.Copy !req
683. Maybe you should reconsider.Copy !req
684. No!Copy !req
685. Stop!Copy !req
686. Please, stop.Copy !req
687. I'll... I'll marry you.
Just don't hurt my Toads.Copy !req
688. You have my word.Copy !req
689. Time for a wedding!Copy !req
690. Life is sadCopy !req
691. Prison is sadCopy !req
692. Life in prison is very, very sadCopy !req
693. Oh, fresh meat for the grinder.Copy !req
694. Who's this ray of sunshine?Copy !req
695. There's no sunshine.
Only darkness.Copy !req
696. Shut up, shut up, shut up!Copy !req
697. Hello, prisoners.Copy !req
698. You don't deserve this,
but you're invited to the royal wedding!Copy !req
699. Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed!Copy !req
700. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
701. Finally. Mercy.Copy !req
702. Mario.Copy !req
703. So this is the end.Copy !req
704. Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.Copy !req
705. Well, at least your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.Copy !req
706. At least you're not gonna die
with your dad thinking you're a joke.Copy !req
707. Yeah, well,
my dad thinks I'm a joke too.Copy !req
708. Yeah, well,Copy !req
709. your dad's right!Copy !req
710. You know what? I feel bad enough.Copy !req
711. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
712. I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant.Copy !req
713. Just go in a corner and smash some stuff,
smash monkey.Copy !req
714. I am more...Copy !req
715. than a guy who smashes things!Copy !req
716. - That was amazing.
- Now we're even!Copy !req
717. Princess, I got it.Copy !req
718. Great job.Copy !req
719. Couldn't have you going out there
without your bouquet.Copy !req
720. It's perfect.Copy !req
721. I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.Copy !req
722. Lower the prisoners!Copy !req
723. Dearly belove...Copy !req
724. Drama.Copy !req
725. You really thought I'd marry you?Copy !req
726. Kinda.Copy !req
727. I'd never marry a monster.Copy !req
728. Then we are breaking up right now!Copy !req
729. Yeah!Copy !req
730. They gotta be up there.Copy !req
731. Fire!Copy !req
732. You wanna do this?Copy !req
733. Yes, I do.Copy !req
734. Yes! Fire!Copy !req
735. This is fun!Copy !req
736. Loser.Copy !req
737. Hey, what does this do?Copy !req
738. Yeah!Copy !req
739. Cool raccoon suit.Copy !req
740. - Really?
- Not at all.Copy !req
741. What?Copy !req
742. Boo.Copy !req
743. - Lu!
- Mario?Copy !req
744. I told ya. See?Copy !req
745. As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.Copy !req
746. Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?Copy !req
747. Make your pecs dance. You deserve it.Copy !req
748. No time now. Definitely later.Copy !req
749. Launch the Bomber Bill
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!Copy !req
750. No.Copy !req
751. Hey. Hey. Hey, over here.Copy !req
752. You asked for it.Copy !req
753. Hello.Copy !req
754. Really?Copy !req
755. Follow me.Copy !req
756. Come on.Copy !req
757. Little closer.Copy !req
758. Mamma Mia.Copy !req
759. - That's beautiful.
- You made these, right?Copy !req
760. Brooklyn?Copy !req
761. Mario?Copy !req
762. You almost dented my...Copy !req
763. Mario!Copy !req
764. You want this?Copy !req
765. You ruined my wedding!Copy !req
766. I was finally gonna be happy!Copy !req
767. Now you will suffer!Copy !req
768. Like me!Copy !req
769. You really thought you could stop me?Copy !req
770. You worthless, weak little nothing.Copy !req
771. Come out and fight.Copy !req
772. Or are you too scared?Copy !req
773. Just what I thought.Copy !req
774. Mamma Mia!Copy !req
775. That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.Copy !req
776. A-to save Brooklyn.
Save Brooklyn... Brooklyn.Copy !req
777. Save Brooklyn.Copy !req
778. Let's-a go.Copy !req
779. Hey.Copy !req
780. Leave him alone.Copy !req
781. Mario?Copy !req
782. You just don't know when to quit.Copy !req
783. Yeah. I've been told that before.Copy !req
784. Mario!Copy !req
785. The star!Copy !req
786. No! That's mine!Copy !req
787. Lu.Copy !req
788. Nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.Copy !req
789. No!Copy !req
790. Rip them to pieces!Copy !req
791. Oh, hey, Spike.Copy !req
792. Luigi?Copy !req
793. No!Copy !req
794. Mamma Mia!Copy !req
795. Peaches. Listen.Copy !req
796. This is not the way I pictured it,
but give me one more chance.Copy !req
797. No.Copy !req
798. No, no, no...Copy !req
799. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
800. That is not cool.Copy !req
801. He got the blue mushroom.Copy !req
802. I told you I'd get you a pet turtle.Copy !req
803. Not bad, Mustache.Copy !req
804. And, Luigi, you're so brave.Copy !req
805. Thanks...
Yeah, it's kinda my thing.Copy !req
806. My boys.Copy !req
807. My heroes.Copy !req
808. Mario, you were amazing.Copy !req
809. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
810. Ah, bring it in!Copy !req
811. Yeah!Copy !req
812. Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!Copy !req
813. Yeah! You guys are heroes!
Thank you, Mario Brothers!Copy !req
814. These are my boys!Copy !req
815. - Yes!
- Hey!Copy !req
816. - Morning.
- Hello.Copy !req
817. Now, that's a happy ending.Copy !req
818. Or is it?Copy !req
819. Because everything's over now,Copy !req
820. and all that's left
is you and the infinite void.Copy !req
821. Kind of makes you
want to play saxophone, huh?Copy !req
822. Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong tooCopy !req
823. A thousand troops of Koopas
couldn't keep me from youCopy !req
824. Princess Peach,
at the end of the lineCopy !req
825. I'll make you mineCopy !req
826. Oh, Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches, Peaches, PeachesCopy !req
827. Peaches, Peaches,
Peaches, Peaches, PeachesCopy !req
828. Have you...Copy !req
829. Hey. Quiet in there.Copy !req
830. Lights out, little guy.Copy !req
831. Hey! You can't treat me like this.Copy !req
832. Do you know who I am?
I am Bow...Copy !req
833. Yoshi!Copy !req