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6. Do you yield?
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- I was great?
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you called us,
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66. - Mario, we got one!
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67. The Super Mario Brothers
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Here you go.
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107. Whew.
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112. Hmm.
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116. Why don't you
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118. Hey-o!
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120. They give an Oscar
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121. - Hey!
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139. That's right,
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140. Got to stand out.
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147. And the worst part?
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148. You're bringing your brother
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150. Thanks for your support.
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152. Thanks for tuning in
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158. we can't do this,
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160. A water main burst
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161. stopping subway service
and flooding Downtown Brooklyn.
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162. Everything is under control,
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163. We are very close
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164. Out of the way!
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165. - Go back!
- Somebody, help!
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167. Save Brooklyn?
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That one's perfectly fine.
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Coming through!
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Love these pi...
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292. Hey! Intruder!
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- Stop him!
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- Wait, wait, wait.
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Luigi,
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- You almost did.
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didn't you?
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- A little bit. Yeah.
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in the Mushroom Kingdom.
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489. No. No.
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490. Ah, a tough one, I see.
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491. Maybe this will get you to talk.
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492. Do you think I know
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493. every human being
with a mustache
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494. wearing an identical outfit
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495. with a hat with the letter
of his first name on it?
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496. - Because I don't.
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497. - Do you know him?
- Stop!
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498. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I know him.
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499. Yes, I know him.
Yeah, he's my brother Mario,
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500. and he's the best guy
in the world.
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501. Do princesses
find him attractive?
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502. They do if they have good taste!
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503. Get him out of my sight!
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504. We'll see how tough
this Mario is
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505. when he watches me
kill his brother!
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506. Where am I?
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507. Home.
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508. Pay him no heed.
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509. He is cute, but he is...
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510. In an insane world, it is
the sane who is called crazy.
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511. How long you guys been in here?
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512. Time, like hope, is an illusion.
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513. Please! We are depressed enough!
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514. There's got to be
a way out of here.
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515. There is no escape.
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516. The only hope is
the sweet relief of death.
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517. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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518. You ready?
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519. Eh... sure.
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520. What?
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521. How you doing?
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522. We are here to see the king.
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523. Follow me.
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524. That gorilla's wearing
a sports coat.
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525. Feel underdressed.
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526. Hop in.
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527. Oh, by all means, come in.
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528. Great and mighty Cranky Kong...
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529. So, I heard you want my army.
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530. Yes, Your Highness.
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531. Without your help,
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532. the Mushroom Kingdom
will be annihilated.
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533. What makes you think you're
worthy of fighting alongside
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534. the greatest army in the world?
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535. Because we have heart.
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536. And with your strength,
we can win.
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537. Okay, fine.
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538. - That's it?
- No, that's not it.
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539. The answer is no. Goodbye.
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540. If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
the Jungle Kingdom is next.
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541. We're not leaving
without your army.
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542. Who is this guy?
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543. Oh, he makes me laugh.
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544. All right, tough guy.
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545. You want my army so badly,
defeat my son
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546. in the Great Ring of Kong!
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547. Give us a second.
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548. This is
a really, really bad idea.
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549. Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?
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550. Are you two done whispering?
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551. It's a little rude.
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552. You, sir, have a deal.
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553. I'll fight your son and win.
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554. I'm sure you will.
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555. - I am DK.
- ♪ DK
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556. - I'm Donkey Kong.
- ♪ Donkey Kong...
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557. - Yeah! We love you!
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558. Oh, yeah.
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559. Hi, Dad.
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560. - Hi.
- No, no.
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561. Don't do that.
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562. Dad, wave back.
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563. Enough with the showboating.
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564. What do you mean? They like it.
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565. It's what they came here for.
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566. - Dancing pecs.
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567. Okay, simmer down.
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568. - I said simmer down!
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569. - DK! DK! DK!
- That means you, Diddy Kong.
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570. D... Sorry.
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571. Now, since I want this fight
to last more than five seconds,
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572. I put Power-Ups
around the arena.
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573. You're welcome, Mario.
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574. I don't need anything special
to break
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575. every bone in your tiny body!
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576. All right.
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577. - Oh!
- Oh, my... Okay.
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578. Guess you're not
getting my army.
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579. Is this what you came for?
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580. - We love you, DK!
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581. Hi, Dad! Love you!
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582. It is on like Donkey Kong!
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583. You're about to pick on
someone your own size.
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584. Yeah...
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585. Oh...
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586. I guess he got
the wrong mushroom.
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587. Oh!
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588. Get up, Mario!
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589. Had enough?
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590. Not even close.
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591. Mario!
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592. It's-a me.
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593. The box!
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594. Aw!
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595. - He looks adorable.
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596. He really does.
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597. Oh, what? I'm a cat?
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598. You got the cat box! Oh, my...
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599. Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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600. Okay. Now you die.
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601. Huh. I'm a cat.
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602. Meow.
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603. Had enough?
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604. Not even...
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605. close.
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606. I'll take that as a yes.
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607. Mario! Mario!
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608. - Yes! That's my best friend!
- Mario! Mario!
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609. Mario! Mario! Mario!
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610. - Yeah, yeah.
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611. Mario! Mario!
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612. - That was incredible.
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613. He kept beating you senseless...
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614. Hey.
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615. And you just kept
getting back up?
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616. You just don't know
when to quit.
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617. Huh.
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618. Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.
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619. It's a great thing.
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620. Thanks. I...
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621. I let him win,
just for the record.
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622. Really, though?
Why would you do that?
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623. You want to know why? It's...
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624. Mind your own business!
That's why!
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625. All right, giant monkey.
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626. Enough! Get inside.
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627. We've located Bowser's ship.
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628. He's gonna arrive at the
Mushroom Kingdom by sundown.
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629. Lucky for you guys,
I got a shortcut.
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630. We beat him there
and ambush him.
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631. Yeah, I know.
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632. That's why
we're gonna need karts.
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633. Well, what are you waiting for?
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634. Pick your karts.
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635. - ♪ Thunderstruck
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636. I hate you.
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637. To the Mushroom Kingdom
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638. and the biggest fight
of our lives.
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639. Here we go!
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640. Yeah!
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641. Princess Peach, here we are.
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642. I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell.
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643. Let's rule the world
together forever.
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644. Will you marry me?
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645. Oh, yes!
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646. What?
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647. We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.
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648. He has defeated Donkey Kong
and won the Kong army.
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649. So, like,
Peach was super impressed?
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650. It appears so, yes.
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651. They are heading toward
their secret passage.
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652. Oh, they think
they can surprise me, huh?
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653. Two can play at that game.
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654. Um, no one panic,
but the road is about to end.
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655. Well, then you better
step on the gas and buckle up!
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656. Woo-hoo!
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657. Is there anything like this
in your world?
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658. What?
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659. Is there anything like this
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660. - in your world?
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661. No.
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662. We don't drive on rainbows.
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663. What are you gonna tell me next?
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664. That the turtles aren't evil?
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665. No, no. They're usually pets.
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666. No way.
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667. Ah, come to Brooklyn.
I'll buy you a turtle.
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668. Maybe I will.
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669. - Dude, is this you flirting?
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670. This is painful.
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671. Just... I was trying to be nice.
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672. You are so embarrassing.
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673. A princess would never
go out with you.
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674. Yes, she would.
I guarantee she would.
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675. Guys, enough.
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676. All right, all right.
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677. Attack!
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678. It's an ambush!
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679. Defensive positions!
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680. Mario, you're a dead man.
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681. Split up!
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682. Mario!
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683. - Whoa!
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684. Whoa.
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685. I'm too cute to die!
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686. That is how you princess!
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687. Time to die, Mario.
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688. Ow!
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689. - See ya!
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690. No!
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691. Woo-hoo!
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692. Yeah!
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693. You can't escape me.
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694. What?
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695. Blue shell!
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696. No!
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697. No, Mario.
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698. Aah! No.
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699. No!
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700. Whoa!
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701. Get your clown claws off of me!
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702. Goodbye, Mario.
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703. We have to get home.
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704. Hey, this is your fault!
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705. - My fault? You're the one who...
- Stop talking!
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706. I don't want the last thing
I hear before I die
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707. to be your...
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708. Mario, you saved my life.
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709. Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.
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710. Good. Please don't.
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711. Okay.
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712. Uh, did you just feel something?
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713. Swim!
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714. Bowser's on his way.
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715. You have to evacuate.
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716. Hurry. Get out of the city!
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717. Princess?
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718. We lost the army.
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719. - And Mario's gone.
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720. Bowser is coming.
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721. Head into the forest.
I'll buy you some time.
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722. You heard her.
Evacuate the city.
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723. Go with the others.
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724. I said I wouldn't let
anyone hurt you.
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725. Run!
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726. Just leave it. There's no time.
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727. Princess Peach.
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728. Brave as ever.
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729. As you can see,
I have the Super Star.
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730. If you're going to use it,
use it now.
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731. No, Princess.
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732. I stole this star for us.
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733. I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell.
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734. I told you that line
wouldn't work.
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735. You're doing great.
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736. Peaches, with this star,
we will be invincible.
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737. We can rule the world
together forever.
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738. Will you marry me?
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739. Marry you?
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740. Are you insane?
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741. I would never marry you.
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742. Maybe you should reconsider.
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743. No!
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744. Stop!
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745. Please stop.
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746. I'll... I'll-I'll marry you.
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747. Just don't hurt my Toads.
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748. You have my word.
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749. Time for a wedding!
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750. ♪ Life is sad
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751. Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
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752. Who's this ray of sunshine?
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753. There's no sunshine,
only darkness.
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754. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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755. Hello, prisoners.
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756. You don't deserve this,
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757. but you're invited
to the royal wedding!
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758. Yay!
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759. Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed!
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760. Oh, no, no, no.
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761. Finally, mercy.
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762. Mario.
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763. So this is the end.
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764. Being slowly digested by an eel,
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765. next to an idiot in overalls.
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766. Well, at least your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.
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767. At least you're not gonna die
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768. with your dad thinking
you're a joke.
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769. Yeah, well, my dad thinks
I'm a joke, too.
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770. Yeah? Well...
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771. your dad's right!
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772. You know what?
I feel bad enough.
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773. Just-just leave me alone.
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774. I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant.
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775. Just go in a corner and smash
some stuff, smash monkey!
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776. I am more than a guy
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777. who smashes things!
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778. - That was amazing!
- Now we're even!
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779. Princess, I got it.
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780. Great job.
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781. Couldn't have you going
out there without your bouquet.
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782. It's perfect.
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783. I'll be sacrificing them
in your honor.
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784. Lower the prisoners!
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785. Dearly belov...
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786. - Huh?
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787. - Drama.
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788. You really thought
I'd marry you?
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789. Kinda.
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790. I'd never marry a monster.
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791. Then we are breaking up
right now!
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792. They got to be up there.
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793. Fire!
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794. - You want to do this?
- Yes, I do.
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795. Yes! Fire!
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796. Woo-hoo!
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797. This is fun!
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798. Ha! Loser!
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799. Hey, what does this do?
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800. Whoa!
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801. - Whoa. Yeah.
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802. Whoa.
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803. Cool raccoon suit.
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804. - Really?
- Not at all.
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805. Whee!
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806. - Huh?
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807. Whew.
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808. Boo.
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809. Huh?
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810. - Lu!
- Mario?
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811. I told you. See?
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812. As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.
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813. Mario, why do you look
like a bear? What is this?
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814. You did good, kid.
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815. Make your pecs dance.
You deserve it.
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816. No time now. Definitely later.
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817. Launch the Bomber Bill
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818. and destroy
the Mushroom Kingdom!
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819. No.
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820. Hey, hey. Hey, over here.
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821. You asked for it.
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822. Hello.
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823. Ow!
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824. Really?
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825. Follow me.
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826. Come on.
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827. Little closer.
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828. Mamma mia!
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829. - Huh?
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830. - That's beautiful.
- You made these, right?
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831. - Huh? Whoa.
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832. Huh?
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833. Brooklyn?
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834. Mario?
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835. - You almost dented my...
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836. Mario!
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837. You want this?
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838. You ruined my wedding!
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839. I was finally gonna be happy!
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840. - Now you will suffer!
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841. Like me!
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842. You really thought
you could stop me?
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843. You worthless,
weak little nothing.
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844. Come out and fight!
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845. Or are you too scared?
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846. Just what I thought.
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847. Mamma mia!
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848. That's why the Sup-Super
Mario Brothers are here.
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849. A-to save Brooklyn...
save Brooklyn...
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850. Brooklyn... save Brooklyn.
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851. Let's-a go.
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852. Hey.
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853. Leave him alone.
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854. Mario?
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855. You just don't know
when to quit.
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856. Yeah.
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857. I've been told that before.
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858. Mario!
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859. The star!
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860. No! That's mine!
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861. Lu.
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862. Nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.
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863. No!
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864. Huh?
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865. - Rip them to pieces!
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866. Oh, hey, Spike.
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867. Luigi?
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868. - No!
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869. Mamma mia.
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870. Peaches.
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871. Uh, listen, this is not
the way I pictured it,
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872. but give me one more chance.
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873. Ew, no.
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874. No, no, no, no, n...
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875. (high-Hey! Hey!
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876. That is not cool!
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877. Ha! He got the blue mushroom!
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878. Eh? I told you I'd get you
a pet turtle.
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879. Not bad, Mustache.
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880. And, Luigi, you're so brave.
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881. Oh. Thanks, uh...
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882. Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
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883. Oh, my boys, my heroes!
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884. Woo-hoo!
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885. Mario, you were amazing.
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886. Thanks, Dad.
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887. - Ah, bring it in!
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888. Let's hear it for
the Super Mario Brothers!
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889. These are my boys.
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890. - H-Hey!
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891. Yes!
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892. - Morning.
- Hello.
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893. - Woo-hoo!
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894. Now, that's a happy ending.
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895. Or is it?
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896. Because everything's over now,
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897. and all that's left is you
and the infinite void.
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898. Kind of makes you want
to play saxophone, huh?
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899. Hey. Quiet in there.
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900. Lights out, little guy.
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901. (high-Hey!
You can't treat me like this.
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902. Do you know who I am?
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903. - I am Bow...
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904. Yoshi!
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