1. When I was a kid,
Sundays were always the best.Copy !req
2. My father would
make a big breakfast.Copy !req
3. Scrambled eggs, waffles, bacon.Copy !req
4. And he always made
the best bacon, too.Copy !req
5. Then we would get
into our Cadillac.Copy !req
6. Boy, did he keep that car waxed
until it gleamed.Copy !req
7. Then we'd go off
on a new adventure.Copy !req
8. You never knew what was gonna
happen next with my father.Copy !req
9. Only knew it was gonna be fun.Copy !req
10. Willie, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
11. My father was a big track star
when he was in school.Copy !req
12. You should've seen him run.Copy !req
13. I see you, Willie!
Your ass is grass!Copy !req
14. Get him, Dad!Copy !req
15. Come on, Louie.
Don't fall behind.Copy !req
16. He owned most of the
buildings in the neighborhood.Copy !req
17. And I'll tell you,
people really looked up to him.Copy !req
18. Deadbeat, son of a bitch!
Where's the rent?Copy !req
19. Hey, I'm a little short right
now. About another week.Copy !req
20. Another week? Another week?Copy !req
21. What do you say, Louie?
Shall we give him another week?Copy !req
22. Okay.Copy !req
23. Okay You sure?Copy !req
24. Remember, that $3
I give you every weekCopy !req
25. really isn't an allowance,Copy !req
26. it's more like a percentage.Copy !req
27. You let this guy skate, that
means you only get $2.70, okay?Copy !req
28. Now, remember, the other tenants
are gonna want another week.Copy !req
29. You know what that means?Copy !req
30. Pretty soon you'll be
down to nothing, zero, zip.Copy !req
31. No ice cream. No soda. No candy.Copy !req
32. You wanna steal candy
outta my kid's mouth?Copy !req
33. No, man, no.Copy !req
34. Then gimme what you got.Copy !req
35. Friday, Willie.
I want the rest, Friday.Copy !req
36. Yeah, don't hold your breath.Copy !req
37. One down, 63 to go.
There you are, Louie.Copy !req
38. You're $1 short, Dad.Copy !req
39. No, it's all there.
Take another look.Copy !req
40. You might've made a mistake.
Dad.Copy !req
41. January's a very tough month.Copy !req
42. So is December. Gimme my money.Copy !req
43. That's my boy.Copy !req
44. Yeah, Sundays
were always the best.Copy !req
45. Surprise! Surprise!Copy !req
46. It's all yours.
Your first building.Copy !req
47. You're a landlord, now,
like your old man.Copy !req
48. It's just a start, but somedayCopy !req
49. all my buildings will be yours.Copy !req
50. Thanks, Big Lou.Copy !req
51. Okay, assholes.
Here comes Kritski.Copy !req
52. goes in and out, all day!Copy !req
53. In, out, in, out, in, out!Copy !req
54. See, that's how the door broke.Copy !req
55. You're supposed to
go in and stay in!Copy !req
56. She goes out to buy milk,
gets one milk.Copy !req
57. She goes out to get eggs,
gets two eggs.Copy !req
58. You get 'em by the dozen, pal.Copy !req
59. You ever hear of a dozen?
A dozen!Copy !req
60. No entiendo... Es no bueno,
no good. It's broken.Copy !req
61. But it worked before you broke
it! It ain't my problem!Copy !req
62. It worked...Copy !req
63. It worked before
you broke it! Listen.Copy !req
64. No, no, no! Yes, yes.Copy !req
65. No es cierto! No, no, no, no...Copy !req
66. No, no, no! It's...Copy !req
67. You got it.Copy !req
68. You want your
electricity fixed, move!Copy !req
69. Check into the fucking Plaza.
Just give me my rent, lady.Copy !req
70. Look at my boy!Copy !req
71. How's he supposed to do his
school work at night?Copy !req
72. By candlelight?Copy !req
73. Lincoln did! If he's got
anything on the bloom,Copy !req
74. he'll grow up to be president!Copy !req
75. What the fuck do I know!
Just gimme the rent!Copy !req
76. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
77. Gimme the rent!Copy !req
78. Do you know what kind
of droppings those are?Copy !req
79. Moose droppings.Copy !req
80. Rat droppings, Kritski.Copy !req
81. You really know
your shit, don't you?Copy !req
82. What's the matter? You got
no sense of humor?Copy !req
83. So what are you
gonna do about it?Copy !req
84. Nothing.Copy !req
85. They pay their rent,
they can stay!Copy !req
86. Neighbor!Copy !req
87. Neighbor?Copy !req
88. You're late with
your rent, Marlon.Copy !req
89. I know, I know.Copy !req
90. Mommy's dying again,
you had to send her money.Copy !req
91. How many times is it, this year,
mamacita's almost croaked?Copy !req
92. Six. Six.Copy !req
93. Yeah, But, you know,
I'm so glad she's still with us.Copy !req
94. Listen, why don't you
insure the woman?Copy !req
95. When she decides to join that
big pinata party in the sky,Copy !req
96. you can use the insurance
money to pay your rent.Copy !req
97. Know what I mean?Copy !req
98. What is it with you Latins?
Don't you have any pride?Copy !req
99. I got pride.Copy !req
100. I'm proud I live in a building.Copy !req
101. I'm proud I don't live
inside of a cardboard box.Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. I have an address I can afford.
I'm proud of that.Copy !req
104. Just gimme the rent.Copy !req
105. In my hand. Friday. Cash.Copy !req
106. Que pasa, Brother Gilliam?Copy !req
107. Oh, Jesus. Couldn't be better.Copy !req
108. Woke up this morning and found
myself still among the living.Copy !req
109. Hallelujah!Copy !req
110. I'll see your "Hallelujah"
and I'll raise you an "Amen."Copy !req
111. I prayed for you
last night, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
112. I prayed for you
to get my commode fixed.Copy !req
113. Get outta my way,
and leave me alone!Copy !req
114. You don't want me
to leave you alone.Copy !req
115. Trust me, I do! No!Copy !req
116. Satan wants me
to leave you alone.Copy !req
117. We both want you
to leave me alone!Copy !req
118. Hallelujah!Copy !req
119. Ha!Copy !req
120. Finally, somebody
who understands me.Copy !req
121. You must be Louis Kritski.Copy !req
122. Who wants to know?Copy !req
123. I'm Naomi Bensinger.Copy !req
124. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
125. Do you like this car, Naomi?
This is my car.Copy !req
126. I'm counsel for
the Housing Authority.Copy !req
127. Get off the car.
Off the car! Beat it!Copy !req
128. I can't have a relationship
with a womanCopy !req
129. who uses words like
"counsel" and "authority,"Copy !req
130. even if you are
a good-looking broad.Copy !req
131. You know what I'm saying?
Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
132. I have, in here,
copies of dozens of violationsCopy !req
133. on this buildingCopy !req
134. that you willfully ignored in
an unconscionable fashion.Copy !req
135. I never said I was Kritski.Copy !req
136. You didn't have to. They did.Copy !req
137. You gonna listen to them, huh?Copy !req
138. They think we all look alike.Copy !req
139. If you're standing here alone,
they would think you're Kritski.Copy !req
140. Now, look, look, look.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
141. Why don't we talk about this
over lunch, huh, baby?Copy !req
142. Mr. Kritski, I don't
wanna eat with you.Copy !req
143. I wanna prosecute you.
See you in court.Copy !req
144. Bad choice for a first date.Copy !req
145. I'd like to eat
with those chopsticks.Copy !req
146. Get outta here.Copy !req
147. Go to hell.Copy !req
148. Yeah.Copy !req
149. Help yourself to beans, Heather.Copy !req
150. Oh, no. I never eat
anything green.Copy !req
151. All right.Copy !req
152. Heather, you gonna chew gum
while you're eating?Copy !req
153. I forgot I had it in.Copy !req
154. I can't believe
I've to go to court.Copy !req
155. I mean, I know you told me not
to sweat this Housing Authority,Copy !req
156. but they keep sending violations
that were piling up:Copy !req
157. electrical, plumbing, heating.Copy !req
158. Louie, you know how many
violationsCopy !req
159. get filed every year
in New York City?Copy !req
160. Two million. Two million.Copy !req
161. You know how many
convictions they get?Copy !req
162. Nada. Zip. Zero.
Nada. Zip. Zero.Copy !req
163. Why? Because they got
a bunch of morons in City Hall!Copy !req
164. Well, you didn't see
this new lawyer they sent.Copy !req
165. This girl's really...Copy !req
166. I don't wanna hear
about lawyers.Copy !req
167. But she's different...Copy !req
168. You know what
I say about lawyers,Copy !req
169. They bust your
nuts wherever you're!Copy !req
170. I don't even know how many times
they hauled me into court,Copy !req
171. forcing me to make repairs.Copy !req
172. Louie, what are
three things you look forCopy !req
173. when you're looking for
a piece of property?Copy !req
174. Death, divorce and destitution.Copy !req
175. What do you do when you got
a piece of property?Copy !req
176. Nothing.Copy !req
177. That's it! Beautiful!Copy !req
178. He provides affordable housing
for the underprivileged.Copy !req
179. That's it. Perfect.Copy !req
180. Oh!Copy !req
181. Cool.Copy !req
182. Heather, can I ask
you a question?Copy !req
183. How far did you go in school?Copy !req
184. Well, when I was in high school,
I wouldn't even letCopy !req
185. a guy touch me.Copy !req
186. But, when I got to community
college, I turned pretty wild.Copy !req
187. Oh!Copy !req
188. Anyway, you got nothing
to worry tomorrow.Copy !req
189. The judge will probably
give you a slap on the wristCopy !req
190. or a small fine.Copy !req
191. What about the tenants?Copy !req
192. Will you stop about the tenants?Copy !req
193. But the tenants are
gonna be there...Copy !req
194. Once they used to live in huts,
they used to eat people.Copy !req
195. You feel better now?
Come on, eat.Copy !req
196. Who gives a shit about
a few whiny kookaboos?Copy !req
197. Therefore, I find the defendant,Copy !req
198. Louis Kritski, junior
guilty of the chargesCopy !req
199. brought before this court.Copy !req
200. Order!Copy !req
201. Order! Order!Copy !req
202. That's nice.Copy !req
203. Order!Copy !req
204. Now, accordingly, I will impose
sentence at this time.Copy !req
205. Mr. Kritski, it's within
my prerogativeCopy !req
206. to sentence you to one year
in the county jail.Copy !req
207. However, I'm not
going to do that.Copy !req
208. In my opinion, threats of jailCopy !req
209. won't move you
to bring your building
into compliance.Copy !req
210. Therefore,
I'm sentencing you
to house arrestCopy !req
211. in one of the apartments
of your own buildingCopy !req
212. for a period of 120 days,Copy !req
213. or until the building
is brought up to codeCopy !req
214. that's required
by the state of New York.Copy !req
215. Your Honor, respectfully,Copy !req
216. I really think
the maximum sentence
is what's needed here.Copy !req
217. This city must send
a message to slumlords
that they can't continue...Copy !req
218. Miss Bensinger, I believe
that this sentence
will bring results.Copy !req
219. As counsel for
the Housing Authority,
I expect you to reportCopy !req
220. any failure
on Mr. Kritski's partCopy !req
221. to comply
with the directives
of this court.Copy !req
222. Now, according to
the report I ordered,Copy !req
223. apartment 5C in your building
is vacant, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
224. And is listed by you as,Copy !req
225. "A furnished,
fifth-floor charmer,
with a view,Copy !req
226. "and close to shopping."Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. You will move in immediately.Copy !req
229. You will reside there
serving as the
building superintendent.Copy !req
230. You will be allowed to leave
only to purchase food,
for medical emergencies,Copy !req
231. and for business
related to the repair
of the building.Copy !req
232. You may not renovate
or alter apartment 5C
to suit your needs,Copy !req
233. until the rest
of the apartments
in the buildingCopy !req
234. have been brought
into compliance.Copy !req
235. Oh, boy.Copy !req
236. And, Mr. Kritski,
one more thing.Copy !req
237. If that building isn't up
to code in 120 days,Copy !req
238. you will go to jail.Copy !req
239. Court adjourned.Copy !req
240. You think
you're a hotshot,
don't you?Copy !req
241. You think you're gonna
make yourself a name
down at City Hall.Copy !req
242. You're not. You know, why?
'cause I'm getting a new lawyer,Copy !req
243. a white judge,
and I'm gonna appeal!Copy !req
244. On what grounds?
On the grounds
that you piss me off.Copy !req
245. I thought you said
this lawyer was the best.Copy !req
246. He was the best
in his price range.Copy !req
247. But don't worry.
Things are gonna work out.
I promise you.Copy !req
248. How could you make plans?Copy !req
249. Well, what about...
No, I'm not going...Copy !req
250. Come on in.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
251. No, my father will
have me outta there.Copy !req
252. I'm outta there.Copy !req
253. No way I'm going
to that shithole.Copy !req
254. Who you talking to? Heather.Copy !req
255. Trying to figure out
where we're going tonight.Copy !req
256. I'll tell you where
you're going.Copy !req
257. You're going to
the building
to serve your time,Copy !req
258. or else you're going to jail!Copy !req
259. I gotta run.
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
260. Huh? Can't you do something?Copy !req
261. Louie, Louie,
these things take time.Copy !req
262. You know what
that place is like.Copy !req
263. Oh, so, you're giving up?
Is this what I'm hearing?Copy !req
264. No, but I don't even wanna
stay there one night,Copy !req
265. let alone have to live there.Copy !req
266. You know what this is? No.Copy !req
267. Well, look at it!Copy !req
268. It's your will. That's right.Copy !req
269. Who gets all my buildings? I do.Copy !req
270. Unless what?Copy !req
271. Unless you change your mind.Copy !req
272. Unless I change my mind.Copy !req
273. 27 buildings worth
millions of dollars.Copy !req
274. You know what's gonna
change my mind?Copy !req
275. If you fix one lousy wall
in that building,Copy !req
276. if you change one light bulb,
I'm gonna take you
outta the will!Copy !req
277. I made myself clear, Louie?Copy !req
278. Yeah, Pop.Copy !req
279. All right, get up. Come on. Up!Copy !req
280. Now!Copy !req
281. Who are you? I'm a Kritski.Copy !req
282. You're goddamn right,
you're a Kritski.Copy !req
283. And what does
a Kritski do when he gets
a piece of property?Copy !req
284. Nothing. Uh-huh!Copy !req
285. And what are you gonna do?Copy !req
286. I'm gonna go down there,
and I'm not gonna
fix anything.Copy !req
287. And I'll have those jerks
eating outta my hand
after one night.Copy !req
288. You're my boy.
Wonderful. Wonderful.Copy !req
289. It's not so bad. Huh!Copy !req
290. You know what?
This is gonna be okay.Copy !req
291. Jesus.Copy !req
292. So what. You know what?Copy !req
293. This is gonna be like camp.Copy !req
294. I'll watch TV, I'll sleep.
I'll hang out with Heather.Copy !req
295. Heather's gotta come over.
How bad could it be?
I'll have Heather.Copy !req
296. How the hell am I gonna do this?Copy !req
297. For 27 buildings and
millions of dollars,Copy !req
298. you can fucking do this!Copy !req
299. Don't you dare tell me...Copy !req
300. I don't believe this.Copy !req
301. You pig, pussy, pork bitch!Copy !req
302. Fuck, my mother told meCopy !req
303. we was poor
'cause we ate pork
all our lives,Copy !req
304. I hate that shit!Copy !req
305. I didn't...Copy !req
306. You son of a bitch, now you...Copy !req
307. Bitch, I'll kick
your ass, like
you're a piece of beef!Copy !req
308. Fuck you!Copy !req
309. What the...Copy !req
310. Fuck it. At least
it's a roof over my head.Copy !req
311. Keep it quiet
up there, Kritski!Copy !req
312. Well, at least there's a motif.Copy !req
313. Wall-to-wall shit!Copy !req
314. Great! The rats
have their own Jacuzzi!Copy !req
315. Now I know where
they got the idea
for the Roach Motel.Copy !req
316. Oh, God.Copy !req
317. Beautiful.
A fucking sink
that farts.Copy !req
318. Don't touch me!
You're crazy.Copy !req
319. And you're a lying bitch!Copy !req
320. Who you calling
a bitch, you ugly,
one-eyed half-breed!Copy !req
321. God.Copy !req
322. What are you doing here?Copy !req
323. Nothing.Copy !req
324. What do you mean, "Nothing"?Copy !req
325. Well, what else
does it mean? Nothing.Copy !req
326. What, are you spying on me? No.Copy !req
327. You casing this joint
so the brothers
could rob it later?Copy !req
328. You really
got some real
choice stuff here.Copy !req
329. We can't wait to
get our hands on it.Copy !req
330. How come you're not
in school, kid?Copy !req
331. It's Saturday.Copy !req
332. Yeah? Then why
aren't you outsideCopy !req
333. playing basketball
or break dancing.Copy !req
334. Go ahead, get out.Copy !req
335. I'm going.Copy !req
336. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
337. This is in, that's out.Copy !req
338. I'm taking a shortcut.Copy !req
339. Oh, hip stereo.Copy !req
340. Hey, don't touch it,
will you, please?Copy !req
341. This is just a...
It's an old thing.Copy !req
342. Sure. I'm not gonna rip you off.Copy !req
343. I'm not worried
about you ripping me off.Copy !req
344. I just don't want you
touching it.Copy !req
345. It's already broken.
Probably don't even work.Copy !req
346. I know that.Copy !req
347. What do you mean, you know?Copy !req
348. I know it's not gonna work.Copy !req
349. Why wouldn't it work?Copy !req
350. Were you in here
while I was sleeping...Copy !req
351. No. No!
going through my stuff?Copy !req
352. You weren't going through... No!Copy !req
353. Did you touch this? No!Copy !req
354. What are you so nervous about?
I'm not nervous!Copy !req
355. You're not...
Oh, don't move.
Don't move!Copy !req
356. Stay here. This better work.Copy !req
357. Better work.Copy !req
358. You're lucky.Copy !req
359. And it doesn't workCopy !req
360. because you never
fixed the electrical
in this building.Copy !req
361. I wasn't spying on you.
I was just curious.Copy !req
362. I wanted to get to
know more about you.Copy !req
363. Let me tell you something, okay?Copy !req
364. I'm not looking
to make any friends.Copy !req
365. I don't think that's
gonna be a big problem.Copy !req
366. Pain in the ass.Copy !req
367. What is it? What What?Copy !req
368. Kritski, looks like
your automobile
lost a little weight.Copy !req
369. He ain't
figured it out yet.Copy !req
370. The alarm works!Copy !req
371. No tires, but the alarm works!Copy !req
372. Shit.Copy !req
373. You didn't see anything?
You didn't see anything?Copy !req
374. You didn't hear that thing?Copy !req
375. The alarm didn't go off?
You didn't hear that?Copy !req
376. No. Did you hear anything?Copy !req
377. I didn't hear anything, either.Copy !req
378. "I didn't hear
anything, either."Copy !req
379. Did you... I know you
didn't hear anything.Copy !req
380. Jose! Yo, white boy!Copy !req
381. What you doing down here,
you white-assed
motherfucker?Copy !req
382. What are you, the Welcome Wagon?Copy !req
383. Hey, nice outfits.Copy !req
384. Where's the rest of the band?Copy !req
385. Come on. No sense of humor?Copy !req
386. Get out! Get outta my way!Copy !req
387. Hey, where's the storekeeper?Copy !req
388. Where's the storekeeper, guys?Copy !req
389. Hey.Copy !req
390. Oh, what do I look like,
a mirage?Copy !req
391. Well, what the hell
do you want?Copy !req
392. What do you mean,
"What do I want?"Copy !req
393. I wanna get fitted for a tuxedo.Copy !req
394. Is this a grocery store,
or what?Copy !req
395. You sell these groceries,
or you guys got 'em for snacks?Copy !req
396. Well, what do you need?Copy !req
397. Let me see.
I got my girl
coming over.Copy !req
398. I need some wine.
What kind of wine
do you have here?Copy !req
399. Boy.Copy !req
400. You got...Copy !req
401. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
402. You expect me to drink screwCopy !req
403. You want a buzz?
It's gonna have
to come from this.Copy !req
404. Maybe I'll just get
some essentials,
so we don't starve to death.Copy !req
405. Holy shit!Copy !req
406. Your bread is older
than your fucking wine.Copy !req
407. You get it?
This is aged.
This is...Copy !req
408. See, this should be aged.Copy !req
409. You don't... You get it?Copy !req
410. What a sense of humor!Copy !req
411. Am I on Candid Camera
in this place, or what?Copy !req
412. I'll have peanut butter.Copy !req
413. Do you have any peanut butter?Copy !req
414. One kind only.Copy !req
415. "One kind only."Copy !req
416. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
417. Why is it that
you have 24 different
kinds of pork rinds,Copy !req
418. and you only have
one kind
of peanut butter?Copy !req
419. Because we don't get
too many fussy little
white pricks in here.Copy !req
420. Okay.Copy !req
421. Want me to carry that bag?Copy !req
422. Hey, don't sneak up
on me like that, Tito!Copy !req
423. I wasn't. Yes, you did.Copy !req
424. - I work here.Copy !req
425. You work where?Copy !req
426. Yeah, I beat out 70
other guys for this job.Copy !req
427. Get outta here.
You were following me.Copy !req
428. Why'd you follow me?Copy !req
429. 'Cause I knew you were
out of stale breadCopy !req
430. three-year-old peanut butter,
and 50-cent wine.Copy !req
431. Get off my bag!Copy !req
432. Should I carry the bag or what?Copy !req
433. No, I don't want
you carrying my bag.Copy !req
434. I don't need you to carry it
or do anything for me.Copy !req
435. You know why? I ain't scared
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
436. You know why I'm not scared?Copy !req
437. 'Cause I walk it
like I talk it, kid.Copy !req
438. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
439. What do you mean,
what's the matter with me?Copy !req
440. Nothing's wrong with me!Copy !req
441. Didn't you hear me yell, "Dive"?Copy !req
442. - I said, "Dive!"
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
443. What do you mean, "Come on"?Copy !req
444. I did it 'cause you were here.Copy !req
445. - I was worried about you.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
446. That was a gunshot.
You could've got hit!Copy !req
447. You walking funny, man.Copy !req
448. Did you shit in your pants?Copy !req
449. No.Copy !req
450. You mean,
that's the way
you always walk?Copy !req
451. Yo, hey, Tito.
How's it going, man?Copy !req
452. Hey.Copy !req
453. Who's that, your dealer?Copy !req
454. My father.Copy !req
455. - Yeah.Copy !req
456. Boy, your mother
must like 'em young.Copy !req
457. My mother?Copy !req
458. Yeah, that lady you live with.Copy !req
459. She's my grandmother.Copy !req
460. I don't know where my mother is.Copy !req
461. How much they pay you
on this job you have?Copy !req
462. - I work for tips.Copy !req
463. All right, take this.
Run it up to the house.Copy !req
464. - There you go, there's a fin.
- Thank you.Copy !req
465. "Thank you." That's it?Copy !req
466. That's $5 I gave you.Copy !req
467. Thank you, massa.
Thank you, massa.Copy !req
468. Thank you... Fuck you, kid.Copy !req
469. Fuck you, too!Copy !req
470. Fuck me.Copy !req
471. Follow the bee.
Follow the bee.
Where's the bee?Copy !req
472. Wow, man.Copy !req
473. Buzzing bee, buzzing bee.Copy !req
474. Thank you for
giving me the opportunityCopy !req
475. to have this
little workshop here,Copy !req
476. while I go there
and hit the big time, okay.Copy !req
477. Won't forget you
when I hit the big time.Copy !req
478. Follow the bee. Where's the bee?Copy !req
479. I got that bee, man.Copy !req
480. Bees.Copy !req
481. It's just like lovemaking.
Follow the bees.Copy !req
482. You're looking for the bee.
You're looking for the bee.Copy !req
483. Yeah, there we go, man.
I know where it's hidden.Copy !req
484. Come on, man. Which one is it?Copy !req
485. That's it... Man, you sure?Copy !req
486. That's it. I got it.Copy !req
487. Yeah! $40 got me $80, man.Copy !req
488. Hope you keep that
smile when you lose.Copy !req
489. - Wait a second.
- The rent money.Copy !req
490. Wait a minute. I'm fumbling
all over here.Copy !req
491. This guy here beat me already.Copy !req
492. You're doing okay.
Been watching you.Copy !req
493. - Give me the rent money.
- I'm not doing okay.Copy !req
494. Hold on a second.
I'll give all your rent money.Copy !req
495. You wanna play some rounds?Copy !req
496. I don't wanna play.Copy !req
497. Nobody wants to play
for fun, anymore.Copy !req
498. Everything has to be for money.Copy !req
499. For money, you know?
That's what
ruined the Olympics.Copy !req
500. That's the bee.Copy !req
501. That's $20 minimum bet.Copy !req
502. Okay.Copy !req
503. Fine with me.Copy !req
504. Where's the money?Copy !req
505. - Right there.Copy !req
506. - Uh-huh!Copy !req
507. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
508. See what happens?
You looking for
the bee, man.Copy !req
509. That's where the
honey is, you see?Copy !req
510. You got the king,
you got the sting.
Sorry.Copy !req
511. I was lucky. I was lucky.
I don't know if I have
the nerves for this.Copy !req
512. Lot of nerves in this game.
Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
513. Hey, ain't you gonna
gimme a chance
to win my money back?Copy !req
514. What, are you crazy? No.Copy !req
515. $50 minimum bet, now.Copy !req
516. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
517. Where's your money? Excuse me.Copy !req
518. I'm hanging around.
I might as well play.Copy !req
519. Enjoy myself a little bit.Copy !req
520. Okay, well, $60.Copy !req
521. I gotta take the highest bet.Copy !req
522. All right, $75.Copy !req
523. $100.Copy !req
524. $125.Copy !req
525. $150.Copy !req
526. $175.Copy !req
527. $200.Copy !req
528. First day on the job, and I
hit it big. Thank you, Lord.Copy !req
529. You broke, big shot?Copy !req
530. Okay...Copy !req
531. Where's the money?Copy !req
532. It's me, Marlon.
What do you mean,
"Where's the money?"Copy !req
533. I gotta see the money.
It's business.
I wanna see it.Copy !req
534. You owe me the rent money.Copy !req
535. The guy lives in
my building and wants
to see the money.Copy !req
536. All right. Okay.Copy !req
537. Okay, so where is it?Copy !req
538. Where is it?
Let me see, not sure.Copy !req
539. I think it's right...Copy !req
540. Look at that!Copy !req
541. Like a small miracle.Copy !req
542. Where'd that guy go?
Do you know that guy?Copy !req
543. You didn't know that guy?Copy !req
544. Now I got my rent money, huh?Copy !req
545. Know what this is?Copy !req
546. Yeah, I know what this is.Copy !req
547. Didn't I tell you
I was gonna get
the rent money?Copy !req
548. Yeah, you gave it
to me, all right.Copy !req
549. Don't forget to
give me a receipt.Copy !req
550. For my pride.Copy !req
551. Where were we? Where were we?Copy !req
552. Follow the bee. Follow the bee.Copy !req
553. Follow the bee.Copy !req
554. Hey! Heather!Copy !req
555. Heather!Copy !req
556. Heather!Copy !req
557. Heather!Copy !req
558. You sure this is it?Copy !req
559. Come here, baby!Copy !req
560. How you doing?Copy !req
561. They're a bunch of animals!Copy !req
562. Hold it right there,
Mr. Superintendent!Copy !req
563. Outta the way, Leotha!
This is an emergency!Copy !req
564. Not until you're
gonna fix
the boiler in the building.Copy !req
565. There's nothing wrong with it.Copy !req
566. - Yeah.Copy !req
567. All the way up to 40 degrees.
I am freezing.Copy !req
568. Get a man. Up yours, Kritski!Copy !req
569. Good thing you're here.Copy !req
570. One more frigging day,
I'd be ready
for the funny farmCopy !req
571. with these people.Copy !req
572. Things are starting
to change, though.Copy !req
573. That's it, honey.Copy !req
574. Climb the stairway to heaven.Copy !req
575. Louie, wait till
we're in your apartment.Copy !req
576. Just trying to help
you up the stairs.
What do you mean?Copy !req
577. Ew! What is the smell
in this building?Copy !req
578. It's smells like... Piss.Copy !req
579. Yeah, it smells like piss!
What is that?Copy !req
580. It's piss.Copy !req
581. Drunks come in the hallway
and they piss.Copy !req
582. You let them pee in here?Copy !req
583. It's not like
they ask permission,Copy !req
584. know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. It was a rat! I saw a huge rat!Copy !req
587. I can't do it.
I can't stay
where there's rats.Copy !req
588. It's not a rat.
You know, it's probably
one of those Chihuahuas.Copy !req
589. They got those
ugly-looking dogs,
these tenants.Copy !req
590. You know, they look like rats.Copy !req
591. That's all it is.
That's why the building
is virtually rat-free.Copy !req
592. Weird.Copy !req
593. Here we're.Copy !req
594. I cleaned it up
a little bit,
the best I could.Copy !req
595. I can't get
anybody to really,
you know, come in and...Copy !req
596. Oh, my God!Copy !req
597. Make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
598. I'll be right there.
I wanna get something
for us to drink.Copy !req
599. Some wine I picked up.Copy !req
600. Come on, I'll take your coat.Copy !req
601. Be comfortable. Relax.
You look tense. Relax.Copy !req
602. That's it. Come on.Copy !req
603. Now, we'll sit here first.Copy !req
604. Yes. I picked this up for us.Copy !req
605. What is that?Copy !req
606. Wine. They drink it
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
607. It's really good.Copy !req
608. It's a little nasty,
but you always
liked nasty, didn't you?Copy !req
609. Louie, no!Copy !req
610. What? What's the matter?Copy !req
611. I don't know! It's just...Copy !req
612. Well, you know, I mean,
I'm in prison here.Copy !req
613. This is my conjugal visit.Copy !req
614. Didn't I tell you on the phone?Copy !req
615. You knew the place
was a dump! Big deal!Copy !req
616. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
617. Lie there, spread my legs,
and try not to throw up,Copy !req
618. for as long as it takes you
to get your rocks off?Copy !req
619. You were considering doing that?Copy !req
620. No!Copy !req
621. Louie.Copy !req
622. Come here.Copy !req
623. Just sit down. Give it a chance.Copy !req
624. Give the wine a shot.
You know,
loosen up a little bit.Copy !req
625. It's not that bad, see?Copy !req
626. It's pretty comfortable, right?Copy !req
627. Here, you take
the first sip, okay?Copy !req
628. Oh, no, it's all right.Copy !req
629. Hey? What do you...Copy !req
630. It's okay.Copy !req
631. It's not bad. Is it the smell?Copy !req
632. It's this place,
you know, it's...Copy !req
633. Hard to get in the mood.Copy !req
634. Yeah, well,
you know, maybe...
Wanna try the wine?Copy !req
635. Maybe some music, you know?Copy !req
636. Do you have anything
soft and sexy?Copy !req
637. Luther Vandross,
or Freddie Jackson.
I love Freddie Jackson.Copy !req
638. Yeah, now you got it!Copy !req
639. Hey! This is... I love him.Copy !req
640. Oh, shit, I forgot.
Wait, Heather!Copy !req
641. Heather, listen!
Hold it, hold it!Copy !req
642. How about Johnny Mathis?
Remember Johnny Mathis?Copy !req
643. Heather! Wait a minute!Copy !req
644. Heather, listen.Copy !req
645. I tried, Louie.
I really tried.
Seriously...Copy !req
646. Shut up! Go inside!Copy !req
647. Heather, I can...
I can put Lysol on it!Copy !req
648. It won't work, Louie.
Drive! Please drive!Copy !req
649. Speedy Gonzalez Kritski!Copy !req
650. Yo, baby! That was a quickie!Copy !req
651. Shut up!Copy !req
652. I hope you can fix
my plumbing as fast
as you fixed her.Copy !req
653. Maybe he needs
his plumbing fixed!Copy !req
654. If that's the way
white boys do it,Copy !req
655. I can see why
they look so tense!Copy !req
656. Yeah, he had to work on
the little lady, but
he's got a very busy day.Copy !req
657. He got walls to plaster.Copy !req
658. He got pipes to change,
and he got carpet to lay.Copy !req
659. Just keep on laughing.
That's all right.
Keep on laughing.Copy !req
660. 'Cause pretty soon
I'll be outta here.Copy !req
661. I'll be downtown
in my own apartment,
laying in my Jacuzzi,Copy !req
662. just laughing
about all you assholes
stuck in this shithole!Copy !req
663. Get outta my way.Copy !req
664. Anger is the
foothold of the devil.Copy !req
665. Fuck you and the devil!Copy !req
666. Eleanor! Eleanor!Copy !req
667. I already paid my rent.Copy !req
668. My toilet's stopped up.
I gotta go to the bathroom.Copy !req
669. So?Copy !req
670. I gotta use your bathroom. No!Copy !req
671. What do you mean?
How can you say no?Copy !req
672. It's easy. You should know that.
It's the only word you knowCopy !req
673. when I asked you
to fix something.Copy !req
674. How much? I'll pay you.Copy !req
675. You don't have enough money.Copy !req
676. What do you expect me
to do, shit outside?Copy !req
677. Lincoln did.Copy !req
678. Boy.Copy !req
679. It's on.Copy !req
680. Mr. Kritski!Copy !req
681. Mr. Kritski, we have to talk.Copy !req
682. Well, well, Miss Bensinger.Copy !req
683. What brings you to this hellhole
in that tight skirt?Copy !req
684. Don't tell me, I know.Copy !req
685. Code violations, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
686. The tenants have informed me
you haven't addressed them.Copy !req
687. Can't stay away from me?
Like moth to flame.Copy !req
688. Not even one as directed
by the court.Copy !req
689. Like the swallows to Capistrano.Copy !req
690. And I can see, obviously, you
have no intention of doing so.Copy !req
691. Oh, no? Check this out.Copy !req
692. I am currently
supervising the rewiringCopy !req
693. of the entire building.Copy !req
694. Well, this is a big surprise,Copy !req
695. Mr. Kritski,
I'm very encouraged.Copy !req
696. However, this is
just the beginningCopy !req
697. of everything that's to be done.Copy !req
698. You got a great body,
you know that?Copy !req
699. As a matter of fact, so do I.Copy !req
700. You can't tell
with men's fashions,Copy !req
701. the way they fit nowadays.Copy !req
702. If you were to see me naked,
you know what you would say?Copy !req
703. "Louie, I never
would have guessed it,Copy !req
704. "but you got
a great body there."Copy !req
705. Kritski!Copy !req
706. Listen here.
The electrician. See?Copy !req
707. What you ask is impossible.Copy !req
708. I cannot just
rewire your apartment.Copy !req
709. I didn't say,
"Just my apartment."Copy !req
710. I didn't tell him, just my...Copy !req
711. I said, start with
my apartment, and then,Copy !req
712. you know, do all the apartments.Copy !req
713. Oh, yeah? Go inside!Copy !req
714. Go do the apartment!
What language?Copy !req
715. He doesn't understand.Copy !req
716. Don't let this guy
throw you. I mean...Copy !req
717. Somewhere in hereCopy !req
718. there's a list of
all the other itemsCopy !req
719. the judge wants you to address.Copy !req
720. If you'll call my office with
a timetable for your repairs,Copy !req
721. I'm sure some of the tenants
would like to know.Copy !req
722. Did anyone ever tell you
how attractive you are?Copy !req
723. No.Copy !req
724. Of course, they have!
I'm 34 years old.Copy !req
725. You think no one's ever told me
how attractive I am?Copy !req
726. You know what? Listen.Copy !req
727. This is a great opportunity for
us to go up to my apartment.Copy !req
728. We can relax a little bit,Copy !req
729. get to know each other.
Nothing fancy.Copy !req
730. If you think I'm such a jerk,
how come you came here?Copy !req
731. Because you're attracted to me.Copy !req
732. Why don't you admit it?Copy !req
733. Like a magnet to a refrigerator.Copy !req
734. Look, I wanna see
some real work beginCopy !req
735. on this building.Copy !req
736. I wanna see an agenda.Copy !req
737. I wanna see a construction crew.Copy !req
738. I wanna see something moreCopy !req
739. than the Band-Aids
you are currently applyingCopy !req
740. to this open sore.Copy !req
741. And if I don't,
you'll find yourselfCopy !req
742. in prison,Copy !req
743. where your great body
will be greatly appreciated.Copy !req
744. I don't know why
you get so upset.Copy !req
745. Out!Copy !req
746. You have a terrible temper,
but I still wannaCopy !req
747. take you to lunch!Copy !req
748. All right, forget the lunch!Copy !req
749. We'll just hump!Copy !req
750. Just a matter of time.Copy !req
751. Come on. Come on. I got money
on this frigging game.Copy !req
752. Where'd that guy come from?
Cut it... Will you...Copy !req
753. Maybe if I get a little higher.Copy !req
754. They're all on their feet.Copy !req
755. Way outside,Copy !req
756. trying for the three-pointer
to win the game!Copy !req
757. It's in the air!Copy !req
758. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
759. And it's...Copy !req
760. What are you doing?Copy !req
761. What does it
look like I'm doing?Copy !req
762. I'm watching television.Copy !req
763. Are you all right?Copy !req
764. Yeah. I'm great. Thanks.Copy !req
765. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
766. You're not cold, are you?Copy !req
767. No, I just wanna see
if these gloves workCopy !req
768. with the jacket, Marlon.
That's all.Copy !req
769. What's it you want?
What're you looking for?Copy !req
770. Nothing, man. I'm feeling good.Copy !req
771. Do you wanna come down with me
and shoot some hoops?Copy !req
772. Hoops?Copy !req
773. Yeah, hoops. Basketball.Copy !req
774. You wanna play
basketball with me?Copy !req
775. Yeah.Copy !req
776. Yeah. I'll bet you do.Copy !req
777. For money. Wanna hustle me?Copy !req
778. No, no money, man. Just for fun.Copy !req
779. For fun?Copy !req
780. Look, Marlon, why do you wanna
play basketball with me?Copy !req
781. Why would you
wanna play with me?Copy !req
782. Hey, you wanna come,
I'll be downstairs.Copy !req
783. All right?Copy !req
784. Okay? Yeah, good.Copy !req
785. If you think I look stupid
just say so, Marlon.Copy !req
786. I don't think you look stupid.Copy !req
787. Well, what are you looking at?
Is it the jacket,Copy !req
788. the hood, what?Copy !req
789. It screams.Copy !req
790. You know what it says? It says,Copy !req
791. "Look at me. I'm wearing
shit that nobody in thisCopy !req
792. neighborhood would wear.Copy !req
793. "So come and stick me
with the sharp objectCopy !req
794. of your preferenceCopy !req
795. "and then steal
that hideaway walletCopy !req
796. I got Velcroed on my leg."Copy !req
797. You could tell?Copy !req
798. No, it doesn't show,
but that's what you guys wear.Copy !req
799. Anyway, don't bother.
You know, don't worry about it.Copy !req
800. It's okay. You're safe.
You're with me.Copy !req
801. Yeah, like you're gonna
protect me if I get attacked.Copy !req
802. I'll call 911 when
they're done with you.Copy !req
803. Hey, Kritski! Where did
you get that outfit?Copy !req
804. Gimme this ball.Copy !req
805. I got you. Yo.Copy !req
806. Hey, what's up? What's up man?Copy !req
807. Milkman, Louie. Louie, Milkman.Copy !req
808. Hey, what's going on, Louie?Copy !req
809. Nice to meet you, man.Copy !req
810. How you doing? I'm all right.Copy !req
811. So, how come they
call you Milkman?Copy !req
812. 'Cause I killed a milkman.Copy !req
813. Oh!Copy !req
814. Okay.Copy !req
815. Okay, we're gonna be playing
three-on-three, half-court.Copy !req
816. Okay, winners take the ball out.Copy !req
817. Every time you make a shot,
you gotta go around, okay?Copy !req
818. They make a shot,
you take the ball around.Copy !req
819. I know how to play
basketball, okay?Copy !req
820. If something goes wrong,
or whatever, if you needCopy !req
821. help on defense, look to me,
look to the Milkman.Copy !req
822. We'll throw in a block.Copy !req
823. You're not gonna be humiliated.Copy !req
824. I don't need any help.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
825. Ben, shoot it.Copy !req
826. Holy shit.Copy !req
827. That's Rudy.
You'll be guarding Rudy.Copy !req
828. If I have to.Copy !req
829. Take it out.Copy !req
830. Yeah! They're the losers.Copy !req
831. Yo, baby, you know it.Copy !req
832. Yo, good to go, baby.Copy !req
833. That's right, Ben.Copy !req
834. Who bring the hockey player?Copy !req
835. Let's go.Copy !req
836. Yes!Copy !req
837. Milkman,
over here, over here.Copy !req
838. Come on.Copy !req
839. Go, Louie, go. Go, go, go.Copy !req
840. Shoot, shoot.Copy !req
841. Yes. Oh, man.Copy !req
842. Milkman, Milkman.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
843. Marlon, Marlon.Copy !req
844. Yeah!Copy !req
845. Yeah, Milkman!Copy !req
846. Louie, Louie.Copy !req
847. Louie.Copy !req
848. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
849. Yeah, we got 'em, we got 'em!Copy !req
850. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
851. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
852. Yes! Yes! Yes!
We're kicking their ass!Copy !req
853. We're kicking their ass!Copy !req
854. Come on, Kritski!Copy !req
855. - Shoot, Louie! Shoot!
- Yeah!Copy !req
856. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
857. Drive, drive, drive,
right, right, right! Oh.Copy !req
858. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
859. Over here. Damn.Copy !req
860. Switch in, switch in.Copy !req
861. Yeah. They can't stop you all.Copy !req
862. They can't stop us.Copy !req
863. Hey, hey. What happened?Copy !req
864. What happened there?Copy !req
865. What happened? What happened?Copy !req
866. Look who's going on now.Copy !req
867. Come on, we won.
So, what'd you do?Copy !req
868. Come on, I'll give you a chance.Copy !req
869. You want a chance to get even?
No.Copy !req
870. Sore losers.
One more game.
One more game.Copy !req
871. One more game.
You scared,
say you're scared.Copy !req
872. Come on, come on.
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
873. Wait. Tell you what.
We'll give you Milkman.Copy !req
874. What did he do?
He didn't deliver.Copy !req
875. What about you?
I'm only kidding. Come on.Copy !req
876. Okay. How about another game?
Yeah, One more game.Copy !req
877. If we're gonna
play another game,Copy !req
878. then let's play for some money.Copy !req
879. No. We play for fun,
not for money.Copy !req
880. It's fun to play for money.Copy !req
881. What's the big deal
over here?
Play for money.Copy !req
882. Excuse me, but I got no money.Copy !req
883. I gave you my rent money.Copy !req
884. Did you bring it? Did youCopy !req
885. How much are we
talking about here?
$200.Copy !req
886. You think we should
we spend that much?Copy !req
887. Well, you already said it,
so, yeah, it's okay.Copy !req
888. $200. Okay. Let's play.Copy !req
889. Let's go.Copy !req
890. Okay.Copy !req
891. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
892. Louie!Copy !req
893. Yeah. Word up.Copy !req
894. Yeah.Copy !req
895. I don't know what's happening.Copy !req
896. I mean, what's happening?Copy !req
897. Louie, come on.
Pass the ball, Louie.Copy !req
898. Yeah.Copy !req
899. Oh, boy, we're killing you guys.
Where's the defense?Copy !req
900. Come on, get the ball.
Get the ball.Copy !req
901. Yes!Copy !req
902. Smoked it, man.Copy !req
903. Loser, loser.Copy !req
904. Did you see his face?Copy !req
905. You're real good, man.Copy !req
906. You all right? Yeah.Copy !req
907. Put a little Vicks.
A little Vicks...Copy !req
908. It'll be good.Copy !req
909. Hey, you guys always play
basketball and football at the
same time?Copy !req
910. The question is, where'd
you get that outfit?Copy !req
911. Shut up.Copy !req
912. I hate to bring this up,
but I need the money.Copy !req
913. Yeah, I bet you
hate to bring it up.Copy !req
914. I'll give it to them.Copy !req
915. Good game! Good game!Copy !req
916. Good game, Louie.Copy !req
917. Yo, nice game, Kritski. Scrub.Copy !req
918. Hey, wait up.Copy !req
919. What the hell?Copy !req
920. Irene, what color
was Louie's car?Copy !req
921. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
922. What the hell is this?Copy !req
923. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
924. What's with the new lights?Copy !req
925. I can't believe it!
Hey, sweetie!Copy !req
926. I can't believe it!Copy !req
927. I can't believe he's done this!Copy !req
928. They need lights in
the middle of the day?Copy !req
929. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
930. Look!Copy !req
931. Louie!Copy !req
932. Shit. Louie!Copy !req
933. Over here. Come over here.Copy !req
934. Over here. I wanna
talk to you, Son.Copy !req
935. Didn't I tell you
not to spend a penny?Copy !req
936. Did you fix those lights?Copy !req
937. Don't tell me
you fixed the lights!Copy !req
938. Did you put new wiring
in there?
I had to.Copy !req
939. You had toCopy !req
940. I wanted to play my stereo.Copy !req
941. Well, now they can
all play their stereos.Copy !req
942. Lights. I gave lights.
It's just lights.Copy !req
943. Only lights? That's the inch.Copy !req
944. Now they want the mile!Copy !req
945. You give them shit!Copy !req
946. That's right,
you give them shit!Copy !req
947. Shit!Copy !req
948. What are you hanging around
these people for?Copy !req
949. Well, listen...Copy !req
950. You better get
the upper hand around here,Copy !req
951. because this is gonna
be home for a while.Copy !req
952. Your bail hearing took a dump.Copy !req
953. Yeah.Copy !req
954. Well, what did the judge say?Copy !req
955. What did he say? He said, "Eat
shit and die, Mr. Kritski."Copy !req
956. That's what he said.Copy !req
957. Don't worry, honey.
Daddy never gives up.Copy !req
958. He'll get you outta here.Copy !req
959. Look. Look at the throw pillows.Copy !req
960. I thought they'd add color
to your apartment.Copy !req
961. Why don't I give it
directly to the soul brothers?Copy !req
962. That's what
he's gonna do, anyway.Copy !req
963. Here. Here you are.Copy !req
964. It's all yours, take it.
Take it!Copy !req
965. Get in the car.
Oh, goodbye,
sweetie...Copy !req
966. Irene, get in the...
Get in the car.Copy !req
967. Tell me how the cushions work.Copy !req
968. Get in the car.
Get in the car.
I'm getting in.Copy !req
969. Let's get outta here. All right.Copy !req
970. Louie, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
971. What's the hurry?
We just got here.Copy !req
972. Big Lou.Copy !req
973. When are you gonna
get me outta here?Copy !req
974. As soon as Mom and I
get back from the Bahamas.Copy !req
975. The Bahamas?Copy !req
976. The Bahamas?Copy !req
977. The Bahamas?Copy !req
978. Get dancing.Copy !req
979. You wanna keep it down?Copy !req
980. I mean, some people might
wanna sleep, you know?Copy !req
981. Hello.Copy !req
982. Hello? Heather?Copy !req
983. Who's this? Louie.Copy !req
984. What do you want?Copy !req
985. I want you to get a cab
and come over here.Copy !req
986. I'm really tired.Copy !req
987. My feet are killing me from
the dancing. I gotta go.Copy !req
988. Shit!Copy !req
989. This life stinks!Copy !req
990. And then you die!Copy !req
991. I'm doubling
your rent, meathead!Copy !req
992. Good. That makes two bad checks
I have to write!Copy !req
993. Lower that music down there!Copy !req
994. I'm warning you people!Copy !req
995. This is the last...Copy !req
996. English! English!Copy !req
997. Doesn't anybody talk English?Copy !req
998. It worked before you broke it.Copy !req
999. Shut up!Copy !req
1000. $1,700Copy !req
1001. What'd you do, use mahogany?Copy !req
1002. Mr. Kritski, we didn't
use nothing new.Copy !req
1003. We just patched it up,
like you said.Copy !req
1004. Now if you'd sign
right there, please.Copy !req
1005. Big Lou's right. I'll go broke
fixing things around here.Copy !req
1006. $1,700 for a hole in the floor.Copy !req
1007. Knock it off!Copy !req
1008. Hey, Gilliam. Hey.Copy !req
1009. No repairs unless authorized by
me. Did you ever hear that?Copy !req
1010. It's not a repair.Copy !req
1011. It's more like
a temporary blockade.Copy !req
1012. Blockade of what?
This place
is infested with vermin.Copy !req
1013. And thanks to you, we can now
see where they're coming from.Copy !req
1014. The rats will eventually
chew through this,Copy !req
1015. but it just might
stop them for a night.Copy !req
1016. I've been upstairs. I never
saw one frigging rat. Not one!Copy !req
1017. Maybe they're
avoiding your floorCopy !req
1018. out of professional courtesy.Copy !req
1019. Anybody ever tell you you're a
weirdo, Gilliam? Knock it off.Copy !req
1020. They will come.Copy !req
1021. Ooh!Copy !req
1022. Go to bed, will you?Copy !req
1023. Rats. Come on.Copy !req
1024. The whole building's
probably infested, you know.Copy !req
1025. Yeah?Copy !req
1026. There's gotta be
something you could doCopy !req
1027. just to keep 'em out of here.Copy !req
1028. Well, you could try training
'em.
That's very funny, pal.Copy !req
1029. You do whatever you gotta do.
Do the whole building.Copy !req
1030. Shoot them, nuke them,
burn them, I don't care.Copy !req
1031. Fine. I'll go start upstairs.Copy !req
1032. This is very gratifying,
Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
1033. I never would have believed it.Copy !req
1034. Miss Bensinger, Miss Bensinger,Copy !req
1035. you're just in time
to see my agenda.Copy !req
1036. I beg your pardon?
Didn't you
wanna see my agenda?Copy !req
1037. Oh, of course. Where is it?Copy !req
1038. Right here.Copy !req
1039. I think the judge was looking
for something a little bit
bigger, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
1040. Women who are with me even once,
never get over it.Copy !req
1041. I can't help it.Copy !req
1042. She wants me. Bad!Copy !req
1043. It's finally happened.
The boiler's dead!Copy !req
1044. Stone fucking dead!Copy !req
1045. We're freezing our asses here.Copy !req
1046. Now, come out and do
something about it.Copy !req
1047. We'll break this door down
if we have to.Copy !req
1048. All right, all right.Copy !req
1049. Obviously it's unusually cold
in the building today.Copy !req
1050. Not necessarily due to a
malfunction of our boiler.Copy !req
1051. That piece of shit
is totally gone.Copy !req
1052. You can't prove that.Copy !req
1053. Proof? My parakeet
is frozen solid.Copy !req
1054. I could crack walnuts with him.Copy !req
1055. I called every heating
contractor in the city.Copy !req
1056. They're all booked solid.
It's winter.Copy !req
1057. What should I do?
Go out and kidnap one?Copy !req
1058. Yeah. And drag him back here?Copy !req
1059. Yeah. Well, I'm not gonna do it!Copy !req
1060. If I can tough it out,
so can you.Copy !req
1061. How are we supposed to get warm?Copy !req
1062. Burn one of your kids!
What do I care!Copy !req
1063. Get off that door.Copy !req
1064. Big Lou's right
about these shitheads.Copy !req
1065. They wanna keep warm,
why don't they dance?Copy !req
1066. You're no good, and I
don't want you around here!Copy !req
1067. Maybe you don't,
but what about Tito?Copy !req
1068. Get out, Eddie! I'm not leaving.Copy !req
1069. I want you to take that
bike and get outta here!Copy !req
1070. Now, listen to me.
Get out, just get out!Copy !req
1071. You're acting crazy, Ma!Copy !req
1072. Grandma!
Get out! Just get out!Copy !req
1073. I told you, Ma, you don't
know what you're saying.Copy !req
1074. Grandma!
I know exactly
what I'm saying.Copy !req
1075. You're no good, and I don't
want you around here!Copy !req
1076. Yeah, well, maybe you don't,
but what about Tito?Copy !req
1077. He's my grandson and I don't
want him to turn into a bum!Copy !req
1078. Look, I bought this bike
with my own money.Copy !req
1079. It's dirty money, Eddie.
Look, I earned it.Copy !req
1080. You earned it.
You earned it selling poison!Copy !req
1081. Take this bike and get out!Copy !req
1082. I'm sorry, Tito.Copy !req
1083. You gotta take it out
on the boy.Copy !req
1084. Grandma, please! Come on.Copy !req
1085. Eddie, take this bike
and get outta here!Copy !req
1086. No, Tito!Copy !req
1087. Tito! Hey, Tito.Copy !req
1088. Wait up. Tito, wait up.Copy !req
1089. All right, Tito.
What's the problem?Copy !req
1090. I'm pissed off, that's all.Copy !req
1091. What, the bike? I saw the bike.Copy !req
1092. I could understand that.Copy !req
1093. Oh, yeah, right. Like you know.Copy !req
1094. Well, yeah, I know.
I mean, I can understand.Copy !req
1095. Listen, let me try to
explain something to you.Copy !req
1096. Your grandmother
did the right thing.Copy !req
1097. See, she couldn't
let you keep that bike,Copy !req
1098. because if she let
you keep that bike,Copy !req
1099. it's like saying whatever your
father did to get the moneyCopy !req
1100. to buy the bike, is okay.Copy !req
1101. Understand?
And she can't do that,Copy !req
1102. because, well,
what your father does...Copy !req
1103. He does bad things.Copy !req
1104. So do you.Copy !req
1105. Well, I mean, it might
look like that to you,Copy !req
1106. 'cause you're
a little kid, but...Copy !req
1107. I mean, there's a big difference
between your father and me.Copy !req
1108. YeahCopy !req
1109. For one thing, I don't make a
living off other's misery.Copy !req
1110. You don't?Copy !req
1111. No, I'm a businessman.Copy !req
1112. You're a slumlord.Copy !req
1113. I'm not a slumlord.Copy !req
1114. Great. Order up
some room service, then.Copy !req
1115. All right, so maybe
it ain't the Plaza.Copy !req
1116. It's a garbage dump.Copy !req
1117. Why don't you get lost,
huh, Tito?Copy !req
1118. Tito, you up there?Copy !req
1119. Yeah, I'm up here.Copy !req
1120. Well, you come down here and
do your homework, right now!Copy !req
1121. I'm coming.Copy !req
1122. You know, if you think about it,Copy !req
1123. we sorta have the same problem.Copy !req
1124. You know, if you
fix this place up,Copy !req
1125. you might actually make people
happy. Maybe even yourself.Copy !req
1126. But your daddy
wouldn't like that,Copy !req
1127. and you're too chicken
to take that risk.Copy !req
1128. Aren't you, Kritski?Copy !req
1129. Thank you, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
1130. Good, good, good.Copy !req
1131. All right.Copy !req
1132. Here you go, Reverend.Copy !req
1133. Are you gonna give the Reverend
one, too? Eleanor. Eleanor.Copy !req
1134. Give me one. Oh, God bless you.Copy !req
1135. Hey, hey. What is this?Copy !req
1136. Kritski, where's mine?Copy !req
1137. You're selling these
to the tenants?Copy !req
1138. No, I'm not selling them.Copy !req
1139. Tito, put that down.
Leotha, take over.Copy !req
1140. I'm giving every one of
the tenants one of these.Copy !req
1141. That's why I wanted you to
come by and witness this.Copy !req
1142. You could pass the word
onto Judge Stoneface.Copy !req
1143. The heaters are a good start.
Understanding.Copy !req
1144. If you hadn't run the building
into the groundCopy !req
1145. this wouldn't even be necessary.Copy !req
1146. I'm taking care of the problem.Copy !req
1147. Well, it's more of
a gesture, not a solution.Copy !req
1148. Look, I'm not looking for
the medal of honor, okay?Copy !req
1149. It would be nice if, for once,Copy !req
1150. you could acknowledge
I'm not a total jerk.Copy !req
1151. Is that hard? Well, you're not.Copy !req
1152. And it is nice.Copy !req
1153. It is, isn't it?
All right, let me finish.Copy !req
1154. Get in line.
You can't just take it.Copy !req
1155. Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
1156. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1157. Hey! Hey, get away from there!Copy !req
1158. Put that stuff down.
Put that stuff down,
I said! Get that...Copy !req
1159. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1160. The boiler broke, so I had to...Copy !req
1161. What are you,
an expert
on boilers now, huh?Copy !req
1162. It's broken when
a qualified technician
says it is.Copy !req
1163. I'll send over
a qualified technician.Copy !req
1164. Well, we're freezing inside.Copy !req
1165. "We" How many times
I have to tell you?Copy !req
1166. It's us and them.Copy !req
1167. You think I wouldn't
find out about this?Copy !req
1168. No...Copy !req
1169. You used
the company credit card.Copy !req
1170. They called for authorization.Copy !req
1171. That crap belongs to me.Copy !req
1172. I want it on the truck, now!Copy !req
1173. Mr. Kritski,Copy !req
1174. you're interfering with
Mr. Kritski's compliance
with a court order.Copy !req
1175. I know what
the court order says,
"Within 120 days."Copy !req
1176. A lot can happen
in 120 days.
Like spring.Copy !req
1177. You don't need heat
in spring, Counselor.Copy !req
1178. Let me explain
something to you, Son.Copy !req
1179. You fix this place up on Monday,Copy !req
1180. Friday it's back
to where it was.Copy !req
1181. I know. You fix the plumbing,
they put chicken bones down the
toilet.Copy !req
1182. Put in heat, they piss
in the hot-air ducts.Copy !req
1183. You fix one shitty toilet,
I'll disown you.Copy !req
1184. One toilet,
you're outta the will.Copy !req
1185. Gimme that, Buckwheat.Copy !req
1186. Who you calling Buckwheat,
you fat fuck?Copy !req
1187. You little shit, you...Copy !req
1188. Come on, Pop, let him have it.Copy !req
1189. It's mine. It's his.Copy !req
1190. I paid for them.Copy !req
1191. I'll pay for
everything then, okay?Copy !req
1192. I'll pay for it. I'm gonna put
in a new boiler, too.Copy !req
1193. If you can't get
someone to come down here
and do it,Copy !req
1194. then I'll find somebody
to put it in.Copy !req
1195. Can't you just let me
handle this myself?Copy !req
1196. Let me do this, huh?
Please, Pop, go home.Copy !req
1197. They've brainwashed you,
like Patty Hearst.Copy !req
1198. What's next?
You're gonna bring 'em
to Disneyworld?Copy !req
1199. Pop. Don't call me Pop.Copy !req
1200. I don't recognize you anymore.Copy !req
1201. You're not my son!Copy !req
1202. You're breaking my heart!Copy !req
1203. See you, Louie.Copy !req
1204. Come on.
You gotta carry these things
if you want 'em. I can't...Copy !req
1205. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Careful with them.Copy !req
1206. Hey, thanks.
This is great.Copy !req
1207. I know that must have
been a hard thing
for you to do.Copy !req
1208. You wanna come up
to my apartment
and keep me warm?Copy !req
1209. Nothing weird, first time.Copy !req
1210. You know, man on top.Copy !req
1211. You don't need me.Copy !req
1212. I think you're hot enough
for the both of us.Copy !req
1213. Damn.Copy !req
1214. Yeah, who is it? It's Marlon.Copy !req
1215. Well, what do you want?
You got a key. Come in.Copy !req
1216. In case you haven't heard,
there's a party going on.Copy !req
1217. Huh?Copy !req
1218. I said, there's
a party going on.Copy !req
1219. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
well, I hear music,
but I didn't know.Copy !req
1220. I think you should come,Copy !req
1221. otherwise you're gonna
look like an antisocial
or something.Copy !req
1222. I'm in the middle
of this puzzle.Copy !req
1223. I love to do these, you know.Copy !req
1224. And I have... I have
a couple of other things
I have to do.Copy !req
1225. I'm busy, you know.
So, maybe later.
I don't know.Copy !req
1226. I'm not... You know,
I don't like
dancing and stuff, so...Copy !req
1227. Maybe later. Thanks.Copy !req
1228. Okay.Copy !req
1229. Hey.Copy !req
1230. Hello?Copy !req
1231. Yo, Bensinger.Copy !req
1232. Kritski? Yeah.Copy !req
1233. I just thought I'd call you,
see how you're doing.Copy !req
1234. Where are you?
I'm having trouble
hearing you.Copy !req
1235. I'm at a party.
It's with some
of the brothers, you know.Copy !req
1236. Getting down
with our nasty selves.Copy !req
1237. Did I hear you say
a party?
Yeah.Copy !req
1238. Mr. Kritski, you know
you're not supposed
to leave the building.Copy !req
1239. Who left the building?
What are
you talking about?Copy !req
1240. I'm downstairs with
some of my neighbors.Copy !req
1241. Really? Yeah.Copy !req
1242. Well, that's very
uplifting, Mr. Kritski.Copy !req
1243. Does this mean
you finally realizeCopy !req
1244. you have to bring
the building
up to code?Copy !req
1245. Well, yeah. You know,
I mean, this is how
things start, right?Copy !req
1246. The first nail.
The first toggle bolt.
The first, ahem, screw.Copy !req
1247. Most things.Copy !req
1248. Yeah. Look, Miss Bensinger,
I don't want to promise you
any miracles or anything,Copy !req
1249. but I had some
great ideas, you know,Copy !req
1250. and I thought maybe
you would like to come over
and check 'em out.Copy !req
1251. Kritski, are you asking me
to come over to your place?Copy !req
1252. Well, yeah. I mean you're
supposed to check up
on me anyway, right?Copy !req
1253. If you want me to
come over and see you,
why don't you just ask me?Copy !req
1254. All right,
come on over and see me.
Can't do it.Copy !req
1255. I was in court all day.
I didn't even make it
into the office. I'm beat.Copy !req
1256. All right, I'll call you
another time. Good night.Copy !req
1257. Bye, Louie.Copy !req
1258. LouieCopy !req
1259. Louie?Copy !req
1260. Watch out! Here I come!Copy !req
1261. Louie's coming back.Copy !req
1262. Louie?Copy !req
1263. Louie? God damn it. What the...Copy !req
1264. Pop?Copy !req
1265. Louie.Copy !req
1266. Pop?Copy !req
1267. It's me.Copy !req
1268. Louie.Copy !req
1269. You all right?
Yeah, yeah. What's the matter?Copy !req
1270. No, nothing, nothing.
No, I'm fine.Copy !req
1271. Look, I got good news for you.Copy !req
1272. You're out on bail.Copy !req
1273. You're kidding?
No, no, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
1274. Come on, pack up all your stuffCopy !req
1275. and let's go. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1276. This is great.
Well, don't stand
there like a statue.Copy !req
1277. You're home. Let's go.Copy !req
1278. All right? Well, wait here.Copy !req
1279. Are you kidding? No, hurry up.Copy !req
1280. All right, I'll be right down.Copy !req
1281. I'll wait for you downstairs.
All right.Copy !req
1282. Hurry up, Louie.Copy !req
1283. Oh, shit. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1284. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1285. And where is
the Prince of Whiteness
sneaking off to?Copy !req
1286. I'm outta here, Leotha. What?Copy !req
1287. That's it, I'm sprung.
I'm going back
to civilization.Copy !req
1288. I'm going home.Copy !req
1289. Hey, Leotha!Copy !req
1290. Yeah.Copy !req
1291. Check this out.Copy !req
1292. James Brown, move over.Copy !req
1293. Hey. Do me a favor.Copy !req
1294. Yeah.Copy !req
1295. Tell the kid I said goodbye.Copy !req
1296. Okay. I will.Copy !req
1297. Louie, come on! Hurry!Copy !req
1298. Let's get outta here. Let's go.Copy !req
1299. What are we, in a race?Copy !req
1300. I don't wanna be
around this dump
longer than I have to.Copy !req
1301. Come on, throw it in.Copy !req
1302. Get in the car.
Come on.
Get in the car.Copy !req
1303. Who'd you bribe today?
I didn't bribe
anybody today.Copy !req
1304. I went to see
the Bensinger woman.
You went to see Naomi?Copy !req
1305. Yeah. I told her, you take on
Big Lou, you're in trouble.Copy !req
1306. She got the message.Copy !req
1307. You went to the office? Yeah.Copy !req
1308. Today? Yeah.Copy !req
1309. What're you doing?
Get your foot
off the brake.Copy !req
1310. All right, what's going on?Copy !req
1311. What? what are you doing?Copy !req
1312. What's going on? Naomi wasn't
at her office all day.Copy !req
1313. Look, you're not involved.
It's just the roof.Copy !req
1314. It's not gonna be
a big fire.
Jesus, Pop. A fire?Copy !req
1315. Louie, come on.
Oh, there's people in there.Copy !req
1316. It doesn't take much
to condemn a building!Copy !req
1317. People. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1318. Louie, come back! Louie!Copy !req
1319. It'll just be the roof!Copy !req
1320. The city will close the
building, and you can come home!Copy !req
1321. Louie!Copy !req
1322. Louie, listen to me!Copy !req
1323. Louie, come back here.Copy !req
1324. Louie, come here! Louie!Copy !req
1325. Louie, don't go in there.Copy !req
1326. Louie, I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
1327. Come back here.Copy !req
1328. Louie! Louie, listen.
Louie, don't run away.Copy !req
1329. Louie, listen to me.Copy !req
1330. Louie, come here, will you?Copy !req
1331. Louie! Louie!Copy !req
1332. Hey, put that shit down.
Put it down.
Fuck you.Copy !req
1333. No, fuck you, there's not gonna
be a fire.Copy !req
1334. So you're Junior. Well, Junior,Copy !req
1335. your old man over there
paid me a lot of money
to light this place up.Copy !req
1336. And that's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
1337. No. Nobody's burning
my building,
you understand?Copy !req
1338. You understand?
Nobody is gonna
burn my building.Copy !req
1339. I'm not an arsonist
and neither are you.Copy !req
1340. You. Get off my roof
before there's trouble.Copy !req
1341. There's already trouble.Copy !req
1342. I'll throw you right
the fuck off this roof.Copy !req
1343. Yeah. You and who else?Copy !req
1344. Me. Me, too.Copy !req
1345. Me, too, shithead.Copy !req
1346. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
1347. I already got my money.Copy !req
1348. And I'm keeping it.Copy !req
1349. You don't understand.Copy !req
1350. I got scared.Copy !req
1351. I didn't wanna
lose you to these...Copy !req
1352. These, these... What?Copy !req
1353. They're people,
go ahead, look at them.Copy !req
1354. Human beings, not animals, Pop.Copy !req
1355. You don't burn somebody
outta their homeCopy !req
1356. just because
everything's not
going your way.Copy !req
1357. You gave me this building.
It's mine, remember?Copy !req
1358. I'm gonna run it the way
I think it should be run.Copy !req
1359. Shit. Pop. Pop, wait.Copy !req
1360. Pop, wait.Copy !req
1361. I'm getting outta here.Copy !req
1362. Wait, Pop.Copy !req
1363. Pop, wait. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1364. Just wait.Copy !req
1365. Listen. You can't do that.Copy !req
1366. Don't you understand, huh?Copy !req
1367. Don't you understand?Copy !req
1368. There's kids up there.Copy !req
1369. People live here.
I mean, anything could happen.Copy !req
1370. Those things get out of control.
I don't want my father to do
that.Copy !req
1371. I didn't mean to
embarrass you upstairs,
but I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
1372. What do you expect me to do?Copy !req
1373. You just don't stop.Copy !req
1374. Louie.Copy !req
1375. If you need me...Copy !req
1376. Thanks, Pop.Copy !req
1377. Feels good, don't it?Copy !req
1378. What?Copy !req
1379. Being your own man.Copy !req
1380. Let's go.Copy !req
1381. We got a lot of things
to do up there.Copy !req
1382. Would you believe
I actually had to turn
the heat down last night?Copy !req
1383. This place
hasn't been painted
since I moved in.Copy !req
1384. The little son of a gun
actually painted
the hallway.Copy !req
1385. Fresh paint,
new curtains,
I can't believe it.Copy !req
1386. Yeah.
My oven's working.Copy !req
1387. Oh, girl,
my cousin's
moving in next week.Copy !req
1388. Hey, look at this, man.Copy !req
1389. They all came to say goodbye.Copy !req
1390. Yeah, Marlon,
I'm sure it's breaking
their hearts.Copy !req
1391. Hey, Tito. About that bike...Copy !req
1392. Hey, don't worry, Kritski.Copy !req
1393. I'm not gonna tell
anybody you bought me
the bike.Copy !req
1394. Hey, look, how nice.
You all got together.Copy !req
1395. You should do this every month.Copy !req
1396. This way I can get
my rent all at once.Copy !req
1397. We all just wanna make
sure you're leaving.Copy !req
1398. I have just one thing to say.Copy !req
1399. I wanna say one thing, too.Copy !req
1400. Let's keep it short
and sweet. Goodbye.Copy !req
1401. My sink is broken.
It's not
my problem anymore.Copy !req
1402. You have to give
those problems
to your new super.Copy !req
1403. Oh! Marlon, hey!Copy !req
1404. All right.Copy !req
1405. All right. Come on, I gotta go.Copy !req
1406. I don't fucking
believe it! My car!Copy !req
1407. Marlon, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
1408. Marlon. Boy, wow.
I can't believe it.
It's a miracle.Copy !req
1409. Where'd you get
all the original
parts and everything?Copy !req
1410. Well, I guess when
you put your mind
into something...Copy !req
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