1. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.Copy !req
2. I got another 15.Copy !req
3. Not today, you don't. You're up.Copy !req
4. You know the deal.Copy !req
5. Successfully complete
the mission,Copy !req
6. you get ten years
off your sentence.Copy !req
7. You fail to follow my orders
in any wayCopy !req
8. and I detonate the explosive
device in the base of your skull.Copy !req
9. Good dog.Copy !req
10. We are a black ops unit.Copy !req
11. Meaning, nothing you see here
ever happened.Copy !req
12. Savant.Copy !req
13. Your commanding officer
will be Colonel Rick Flag.Copy !req
14. Or would you
rather be called Durlin?Copy !req
15. I'd rather not be called at all.Copy !req
16. But I'll do anything
to get out of this hellhole.Copy !req
17. Well,
welcome to "anything."Copy !req
18. So this is
the famous Suicide Squad.Copy !req
19. Well, we consider
that term degrading.Copy !req
20. The official term
is "Task Force X."Copy !req
21. And love 'em or hate 'em,Copy !req
22. these are your brothers and
sisters for the next few days.Copy !req
23. Oh!Copy !req
24. Whoa.Copy !req
25. Captain Boomerang.Copy !req
26. Blackguard.Copy !req
27. Mongal.Copy !req
28. Javelin.Copy !req
29. T.D.K.Copy !req
30. Weasel.Copy !req
31. And, of course...Copy !req
32. Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
Had to go number two.Copy !req
33. Hmm, good to know.Copy !req
34. Flag.Copy !req
35. Oh, sorry. Comin' through.Copy !req
36. Hey, Boomer.Copy !req
37. What are you doing back
in prison, Harls?Copy !req
38. I got road rage. In a bank.Copy !req
39. - Oh. So sorry. Comin' through.Copy !req
40. - Turn it around. There. No.
- There? Here?Copy !req
41. Put it in there.
Now you're safe.Copy !req
42. All right.Copy !req
43. Thanks, man.Copy !req
44. Prepare for liftoff.
And away we go.Copy !req
45. Harley and T.D.K...
Digger.Copy !req
46. have they worked
together before?Copy !req
47. Not yet. I'm excited.Copy !req
48. What does Savant do again?Copy !req
49. It's Brian Durlin.Copy !req
50. He's an expert in weapons
and hand-to-hand combat.Copy !req
51. Yeah, well, I'm putting 20
on him that he's gonna bite it.Copy !req
52. Me too. And Weasel,Copy !req
53. - Boomer and Mongal.
Yeah, I think...Copy !req
54. Is Mongal an alien
or some type of god?Copy !req
55. - What are you doing?
- Oh. Hey.Copy !req
56. Just making sure
everything was ready to go.Copy !req
57. Good meeting, everybody.Copy !req
58. Just our normal,
casual morning meeting.Copy !req
59. Yeah, I just gotta, uh,
do this thing.Copy !req
60. Nothing weird about it.Copy !req
61. Okay.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
62. Flag.Copy !req
63. Yeah, we're T-minus five
from the drop.Copy !req
64. Get the whole team safelyCopy !req
65. to that beach, Colonel.Copy !req
66. You will receive
further orders once there.Copy !req
67. We're in
a butcher's freezer, Harls,Copy !req
68. surrounded by dead hogs
hangin' on hooks.Copy !req
69. Only they don't know it yet.Copy !req
70. Leave him alone, Boomer.Copy !req
71. What does T.D.K. stand for?Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. Your name is T.D.K., correct?Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. And it stands for what?Copy !req
76. It stands for me.Copy !req
77. It's what a name is.Copy !req
78. Your name is letters?Copy !req
79. All names are letters, dickhead.Copy !req
80. I love your accent.Copy !req
81. American women all love accents.Copy !req
82. We do. 'Cause we don't got none.Copy !req
83. - Yo, is this a dog?
- What?Copy !req
84. Is this thing a dog?Copy !req
85. - A... A dog?
- Yes.Copy !req
86. What kind of dog
do you think it is, mate?Copy !req
87. I don't know, I'm not familiar
with all the breeds.Copy !req
88. I'm gonna go with Afghan Hound.Copy !req
89. Since when does an Afghan
Hound have bloody thumbs?Copy !req
90. Oh, my God, is it a werewolf?Copy !req
91. I've wanted to meet
a werewolf forever.Copy !req
92. Yo, they sat me
next to a werewolf?Copy !req
93. T.D.K.: That's not right.Copy !req
94. Yo, let me out.
I do not fuck with werewolves.Copy !req
95. Hey, hey,
he's not a werewolf, okay!Copy !req
96. He's a weasel. He's harmless.Copy !req
97. I mean, he's not harmless,
he's killed 27 children,Copy !req
98. but, you know, we got him to...Copy !req
99. I think he's agreed to do this.Copy !req
100. Whatever the case,Copy !req
101. just everyone
get into position to drop.Copy !req
102. Did anyone check
on whether Weasel could swim?Copy !req
103. The Weasel is dead! I repeat,Copy !req
104. - the Weasel is dead.Copy !req
105. Northeast, all clear.
Approach the shore.Copy !req
106. Over.Copy !req
107. Savant, hold your position.Copy !req
108. Roger that.Copy !req
109. Amateurs.Copy !req
110. Waller, we're
on the beach and dry.Copy !req
111. - Blackguard. Get down, you...
- Hey, guys! Hey.Copy !req
112. there's fucking soldiers
everywhere!Copy !req
113. You can come out now,
it's just me.Copy !req
114. What the fuck
is Blackguard doin'?Copy !req
115. I'm the one who contacted you.Copy !req
116. Is this what's supposed
to happen? What the fuck?Copy !req
117. Blackguard, get back
into your position.Copy !req
118. Look, look.
I brought everybody, look.Copy !req
119. They're right behind me.Copy !req
120. Whoa. Hey.Copy !req
121. Hey, guys. Whoa.Copy !req
122. We got a deal, right?
Uh... Uh...Copy !req
123. Waller, we're made.Copy !req
124. I'm the one who called you.Copy !req
125. Blackguard sold us out.Copy !req
126. He contacted the fucking
Corto Maltese Army!Copy !req
127. Waller, we need to retreat.Copy !req
128. Negative, Flag.Copy !req
129. The mission is too important.Copy !req
130. This is a tough group.Copy !req
131. - You can make it.
- Okey-doke.Copy !req
132. Waller, with all due respect,
we're in the middleCopy !req
133. of a goddamn... Harley, wait!Copy !req
134. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
135. Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.Copy !req
136. Colonel, dispatch.Copy !req
137. - The Detachable Kid.
- T.D.K., two o'clock!Copy !req
138. T.D.K. is "The Detachable Kid"?Copy !req
139. What the fuck?Copy !req
140. I didn't pick the damn team!Copy !req
141. Don't worry, Flag,
I got the bird.Copy !req
142. - Mongal! Don't.Copy !req
143. - Huh?Copy !req
144. Strewth!Copy !req
145. Boomer!Copy !req
146. Savant is off the rails.Copy !req
147. Savant, turn back.Copy !req
148. - Savant.Copy !req
149. Savant, I'm warning you,
this is desertion.Copy !req
150. Savant!Copy !req
151. This is your last chance.
Turn back around.Copy !req
152. You are in violation
of your agreement!Copy !req
153. Oh, please! No.Copy !req
154. Damn it.Copy !req
155. How's Team Two holding up?Copy !req
156. Team Two, check.
Set point bravo.Copy !req
157. All troops on the south beach
are engaged.Copy !req
158. Team Two is clear to go
on the north beach.Copy !req
159. Congratulations, Bloodsport.Copy !req
160. How'd you do it, Waller?Copy !req
161. There's no soldiers out here
on patrol at all.Copy !req
162. Let's
just say they were distracted.Copy !req
163. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
164. Oh.Copy !req
165. Here you go, champ.Copy !req
166. Excuse me.Copy !req
167. Who the fuck is Bloodsport?Copy !req
168. Robert Dubois.Copy !req
169. A world-class marksman.Copy !req
170. In his hands,
anything is a deadly weapon.Copy !req
171. His father was a mercenaryCopy !req
172. who trained his son to kill
from the moment he was born.Copy !req
173. He's in prison for putting
Superman in the ICUCopy !req
174. with a kryptonite bullet.Copy !req
175. - Dubois?
- Same answer as the last time.Copy !req
176. Piss off.Copy !req
177. I'm not joining your goddamn
Suicide Squad.Copy !req
178. We'll see.Copy !req
179. You have a visitor.Copy !req
180. They said you got in trouble.Copy !req
181. I stole.Copy !req
182. You stole what?Copy !req
183. - A style watch.
- A star latch?Copy !req
184. A style watch.
You can watch TV on it.Copy !req
185. Why would you want to
watch TV on your watch?Copy !req
186. I don't know.Copy !req
187. Next time you want
to nick something,Copy !req
188. you take a partner,Copy !req
189. and they can be your lookout.Copy !req
190. That's your advice?Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. You're a terrible father.Copy !req
193. Hey, I didn't ask to be a
father in the first place.Copy !req
194. You make that perfectly clear.Copy !req
195. Your mother sprung
that one on me.Copy !req
196. Well, she's not around anymore,Copy !req
197. so you can lay off of her, okay?Copy !req
198. Oh, I tried to lay off her,Copy !req
199. but then she dragged out
the paternity test.Copy !req
200. - Fuck you!
- No, fuck you!Copy !req
201. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
202. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
203. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
204. Fuck you!Copy !req
205. I can't believe
you don't care that I stole,Copy !req
206. only that I got caught!Copy !req
207. I don't only care
that you got caught,Copy !req
208. I care that you got caught
for stealingCopy !req
209. something as stupid
as a fucking TV watch!Copy !req
210. It does other things too!Copy !req
211. But nothing that your phone
can't fucking do!Copy !req
212. It's embarrassing!Copy !req
213. No, what's fucking embarrassingCopy !req
214. is having you as my father.Copy !req
215. Yeah, well, I told you, Tyla,Copy !req
216. when I came here
that any goodnessCopy !req
217. I ever had in me had been
wrung out bare by my old man.Copy !req
218. And I also told you to go out
there and do your own thingCopy !req
219. and stay far awayCopy !req
220. from me or anyone like me,
didn't I?Copy !req
221. So, why are you here
when you and I both knowCopy !req
222. I have nothing good
to offer you?Copy !req
223. Because my court date
is coming up,Copy !req
224. and Miss Waller said
maybe you could help me out.Copy !req
225. To get me to lead
your shite fucking mission,Copy !req
226. you're gonna send my
14-year-old daughter to prison?Copy !req
227. No.Copy !req
228. Your daughter is 16, Dubois.Copy !req
229. You're a real
father of the year.Copy !req
230. Fine. You know what,
Tyla needs to grow up anywayCopy !req
231. 'cause she's a little ditzy
like her fucking mother.Copy !req
232. So, a year in juvie,
no fucking problem.Copy !req
233. Not juvie. Being 16
in the state of LouisianaCopy !req
234. means that
under the right circumstances,Copy !req
235. she could be tried as an adult.Copy !req
236. And, if convicted,Copy !req
237. could be sent right here
to old Belle Reve.Copy !req
238. And in here, well, you never
know what might happenCopy !req
239. to a frail young thing
like that.Copy !req
240. Shames me to sayCopy !req
241. that we have
the highest mortality rateCopy !req
242. in the entire
U.S. prison system.Copy !req
243. Whoa, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
244. You're threatening
my fucking daughter!Copy !req
245. I'm protecting this country.Copy !req
246. - Everyone stand down.
- Miss Waller, I...Copy !req
247. Stand down!Copy !req
248. I wouldn't take
such extreme measures...Copy !req
249. Oh, extreme?
Oh, yeah, a little extreme.Copy !req
250. if this mission
weren't more importantCopy !req
251. than you could possibly imagine.Copy !req
252. Fuck your mission.Copy !req
253. You have the military
experience necessary,Copy !req
254. and everything in your
psychological profile tells meCopy !req
255. you have what it takes
to be a leader.Copy !req
256. No, I'm no fucking leader!Copy !req
257. Then I'll make you one.Copy !req
258. Are you in or out?Copy !req
259. Good. Let's meet your team.Copy !req
260. - Come on.
- Fuck me, man.Copy !req
261. Let's go.Copy !req
262. She was gonna kill his kid?Copy !req
263. Each member
of the team is chosenCopy !req
264. for his or her own completely
unique set of abilities.Copy !req
265. This is Christopher Smith,
known as Peacemaker.Copy !req
266. In his hands,
anything is a deadly weapon.Copy !req
267. His father was a soldier
who trained his sonCopy !req
268. how to kill from the moment
he was born.Copy !req
269. - Are you having a laugh?
- What?Copy !req
270. You just said each member
of the team is chosenCopy !req
271. for their unique abilities.
He does exactly what I do.Copy !req
272. But better.Copy !req
273. I always hit
my targets dead center.Copy !req
274. I hit them more in the center.Copy !req
275. Well, you can't hit something
more in a center.Copy !req
276. - I use smaller bullets.
- What?Copy !req
277. They go inside your bullet holesCopy !req
278. without even touching the side.Copy !req
279. Next up is King Shark.Copy !req
280. Holy shit.Copy !req
281. What the fuck?Copy !req
282. Some people claimCopy !req
283. that Nanaue is a descendant
of an ancient shark god.Copy !req
284. Whatever the case,
he's strong and deadly.Copy !req
285. Does it talk?Copy !req
286. Book read.
Wow.Copy !req
287. Book's upside-down.Copy !req
288. See that? It's pretending
to read a book.Copy !req
289. So smart, me.
Enjoy book so much.Copy !req
290. Be a mite careful,Copy !req
291. as he's developed a taste
for human meat.Copy !req
292. Huh?Copy !req
293. Next, we have Cleo Cazo,Copy !req
294. - Ratcatcher 2.Copy !req
295. - Settle down!Copy !req
296. Ooh.Copy !req
297. What, we couldn't
afford Ratcatcher 1?Copy !req
298. He's dead.
This is his daughter.Copy !req
299. Cazo, will you be joining us?Copy !req
300. I just woke up.Copy !req
301. I don't function well
early in the morning.Copy !req
302. My deepest apologies
for disturbing you.Copy !req
303. Hmm, it's all right.Copy !req
304. - Get your ass out here!Copy !req
305. Millennials.Copy !req
306. Oh, no way.Copy !req
307. - That's not coming with us.
- She controls rats.Copy !req
308. I know, I caught that.
It's a disgusting superpower.Copy !req
309. This is Sebastian.
Say hello, Sebastian.Copy !req
310. I'm not shakin' the rat's hand.Copy !req
311. And finally,
we have Abner Krill.Copy !req
312. What's that 'round his neck?Copy !req
313. A power dampener.Copy !req
314. They call him the Polka Dot Man.Copy !req
315. Polka Dot Man.Copy !req
316. What's he do,
throw polka dots at people?Copy !req
317. He does.Copy !req
318. He throws polka dots at people.Copy !req
319. Hey, Polka Dot Man,Copy !req
320. I was hoping you'd entertain
my kid's birthday party.Copy !req
321. You fucking pussy!Copy !req
322. - These are soldiers?Copy !req
323. We need to debrief.Copy !req
324. Fuck.Copy !req
325. Corto MalteseCopy !req
326. is a small island nation off
the coast of South America.Copy !req
327. Over the past 100 years,Copy !req
328. the country has been ruled
with an iron fistCopy !req
329. by the Herrera family.Copy !req
330. But, a week ago, this guy,Copy !req
331. General Silvio Luna,
along with his right-hand man,Copy !req
332. Mayor General Mateo Suarez,Copy !req
333. took control of
the Corto Maltese governmentCopy !req
334. in a violent military coup.Copy !req
335. The entire Herrera family were
hanged in a public execution.Copy !req
336. Although the United States
did not condoneCopy !req
337. the excesses
of the Herrera regime,Copy !req
338. they were non-antagonistic
toward the U.S.Copy !req
339. Luna, however,
is virulently anti-American.Copy !req
340. So, you want us to kill Luna?Copy !req
341. No.Copy !req
342. This is Jotunheim.Copy !req
343. A scientific
experimentation facilityCopy !req
344. containing something known only
as Project Starfish.Copy !req
345. Our intelligence sources tell usCopy !req
346. that Starfish
is extraterrestrial in origin.Copy !req
347. In the hands of the Luna regime,Copy !req
348. it is potentially cataclysmic
for Americans and the world.Copy !req
349. Your mission
is to infiltrate JotunheimCopy !req
350. and destroy every trace
of Project Starfish.Copy !req
351. How are we supposed to get in?Copy !req
352. Gaius Grieves, the Thinker,Copy !req
353. is a geneticist in charge
of Project Starfish.Copy !req
354. After hours, he hangs out
at a gentlemen's clubCopy !req
355. known as La Gatita Amable.Copy !req
356. Get Grieves to help you
by whatever means necessaryCopy !req
357. and he can get you
into Jotunheim.Copy !req
358. Any questions?Copy !req
359. What is that?Copy !req
360. That is
an overhead projector.Copy !req
361. Do you ever use it anymore?Copy !req
362. No, not really.Copy !req
363. So, why don't you
just throw it away?Copy !req
364. Peacemaker?Copy !req
365. Starfish is a slang term
for a butthole.Copy !req
366. Think there's any connection?Copy !req
367. No.Copy !req
368. No...Copy !req
369. Nanaue.Copy !req
370. connection.Copy !req
371. Hand.Copy !req
372. Yes, that is your hand,
Nanaue, very good.Copy !req
373. We're all gonna die.Copy !req
374. I hope so.Copy !req
375. Oh, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
376. Control, we have a disturbance
south of here.Copy !req
377. It's just
a diversion, Bloodsport.Copy !req
378. All right, we cut through the
jungle to get to Valle Del Mar.Copy !req
379. Don't they have blockades
at the city limits?Copy !req
380. That's the word.Copy !req
381. How we getting in? Especially
with Charlie the Tuna here.Copy !req
382. How the hell am I
supposed to know?Copy !req
383. You're the leader.Copy !req
384. You're supposed to be decisive.Copy !req
385. And I've decided
that you should eatCopy !req
386. a big bag of dicks, how's that?Copy !req
387. You're being facetious,
but if this whole beachCopy !req
388. was completely covered in dicksCopy !req
389. and somebody said I had to eatCopy !req
390. every dick until the beach
was clean for liberty,Copy !req
391. I would say no problemo.Copy !req
392. Why would someone put penises
all over the beach?Copy !req
393. Who knows why madmen
do what they do?Copy !req
394. Well, you know what I think?Copy !req
395. I think liberty
is just your excuseCopy !req
396. to do whatever you want.Copy !req
397. Whether that's to eat a beach
full of dicks or killin' folk.Copy !req
398. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
399. At least I don't kill men
for money like you.Copy !req
400. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
401. There's something wrong
with your skin.Copy !req
402. It's just a rash.Copy !req
403. That's a rash?Copy !req
404. Oh, no.Copy !req
405. You...Copy !req
406. are the only one...Copy !req
407. fit to carry my javelin.Copy !req
408. Carry it for...Copy !req
409. Carry it for who?Copy !req
410. For what? What the heck?Copy !req
411. Who am I supposed
to carry it for?Copy !req
412. This is so frustratin'.Copy !req
413. He just told me I have
to carry this javelinCopy !req
414. for a reason,
but he didn't say why!Copy !req
415. Waller? Waller. Waller!Copy !req
416. All right, we'll camp here,Copy !req
417. and tomorrow we'll go
straight through to the cityCopy !req
418. to get to La Gatita Amable
by nightfall.Copy !req
419. What?Copy !req
420. How deep of a sleeper are you?Copy !req
421. I was having
the most wonderful dream.Copy !req
422. If it was you about to be
eaten by King Shark,Copy !req
423. then you're psychic.Copy !req
424. I don't believe
he would do that.Copy !req
425. He has very kind eyes.Copy !req
426. Hungry.Copy !req
427. You bastard!Copy !req
428. Uh...Copy !req
429. All right,
calm down with the rats!Copy !req
430. - What?
- I have a thing with rats.Copy !req
431. - You have a thing with rats?
- Yes.Copy !req
432. - And you're on a team with me?
- Not something I asked for!Copy !req
433. What are you
laughing at me for, man?Copy !req
434. Why the fuck are you
in your underwear?Copy !req
435. Tighty-whities? Really?Copy !req
436. - Now, that's just racist.
No.Copy !req
437. It's not racist.Copy !req
438. - They're tighty-whities.
Oh, come the fuck on.Copy !req
439. Bloodsport's got a rat phobia.Copy !req
440. - What?Copy !req
441. You didn't tell meCopy !req
442. you had a fear of rats, Dubois?Copy !req
443. I'm an assassin! Why would I
share my liabilities?Copy !req
444. For fuck's sake.Copy !req
445. Aw. He's offering you
a pretty leafCopy !req
446. to show you he means no harm.Copy !req
447. Why the fuck
would I want a leaf?Copy !req
448. Just get the rats out of here!Copy !req
449. - Oh, fuck's sake.
- Huh. Cool.Copy !req
450. Hey, we gonna kill
Megalodouche now, or what?Copy !req
451. Nanaue's the strongest
member of your team.Copy !req
452. You need him
to get into Jotunheim.Copy !req
453. Yeah, well,
we can't function as a teamCopy !req
454. if we gotta watch our backCopy !req
455. from one of our own
eatin' our bollocks.Copy !req
456. Nanaue,
would you eat your friends?Copy !req
457. I no friends.Copy !req
458. You have no friends?Copy !req
459. If you did, would you eat them?Copy !req
460. Yes.Copy !req
461. No?Copy !req
462. Then, can we be your friends?Copy !req
463. Come on.Copy !req
464. He's obviously lying.Copy !req
465. If I die
'cause I gambled on love,Copy !req
466. it will be a worthy death.Copy !req
467. Friends.Copy !req
468. You are a little idiot.Copy !req
469. Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
I'm good at my job.Copy !req
470. I found him.Copy !req
471. Check it out.Copy !req
472. Look, right here, a mile north.Copy !req
473. Task Force X,Copy !req
474. you have an additional
mission directive.Copy !req
475. We've located Colonel Rick Flag.Copy !req
476. He's been taken by the enemy.Copy !req
477. Rick Flag?Copy !req
478. I know, you both servedCopy !req
479. on special forces in Qurac
that took down Avral Kaddam.Copy !req
480. Flag was the one
who initially recommended you.Copy !req
481. You had other
operatives in Corto MalteseCopy !req
482. and didn't tell us?Copy !req
483. There was no tactical
advantage, now there is.Copy !req
484. I've uploaded the location
on your MTS.Copy !req
485. Terminate his captors
with extreme prejudice.Copy !req
486. Kill anyone you see.
These are dangerous people.Copy !req
487. Recover Flag before moving on
to the city.Copy !req
488. That's where
they're holding Flag.Copy !req
489. Nothing like a bloodbath
to start the day.Copy !req
490. They call you Peacemaker?Copy !req
491. I cherish peace
with all my heart.Copy !req
492. I don't care
how many men, women,Copy !req
493. and children
I need to kill to get it.Copy !req
494. I thought
you were the crazy one.Copy !req
495. I am.Copy !req
496. All right.Copy !req
497. Let's get it.Copy !req
498. Boss.Copy !req
499. Gracias.Copy !req
500. No, no, no!Copy !req
501. No, no, no!Copy !req
502. Hmm?Copy !req
503. Non-lethal.Copy !req
504. You lose.Copy !req
505. Exploding compression bullets.Copy !req
506. No one likes a show-off.Copy !req
507. Unless what they're
showing off is dope as fuck.Copy !req
508. Fuck. That's true.Copy !req
509. He does throw
polka dots at people.Copy !req
510. I'm sorry it's so... flamboyant.Copy !req
511. It looks cool. I think.Copy !req
512. I don't like to kill people,Copy !req
513. but if I pretend
they're my mom, it's easy.Copy !req
514. T.M.I., mate.Copy !req
515. Dubois?Copy !req
516. Hey, Flag.Copy !req
517. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
518. Waller told us that you were...Copy !req
519. Uh...Copy !req
520. Are you drinkin' tea?Copy !req
521. This is Sol Soria,Copy !req
522. she's the leader
of the freedom fighters,Copy !req
523. the resistance trying to take
down the current government.Copy !req
524. They saved my life.Copy !req
525. Oh, wow.Copy !req
526. Why did my people not alert me
of your arrival?Copy !req
527. We didn't see any people.Copy !req
528. Yeah, I didn't see
anybody on the way...Copy !req
529. There's no one out there.Copy !req
530. They were gone when we got here.Copy !req
531. I turned them into my mother
in my head and killed them.Copy !req
532. Typical Americans.
Just run in, guns blazing.Copy !req
533. I know, this is messed up.Copy !req
534. - These guys, they're...
- What's this one do?Copy !req
535. They're fucking idiots,Copy !req
536. but right now our objectives
align with yours.Copy !req
537. If Jotunheim
contains the technologyCopy !req
538. our intelligence says it does,Copy !req
539. then it could be used
on the people of Corto MalteseCopy !req
540. as well as Americans.Copy !req
541. That's why we need your helpCopy !req
542. to get into the city
so we can stop 'em.Copy !req
543. Is that rat waving at me?Copy !req
544. It appears it is.Copy !req
545. Why?Copy !req
546. I'm gonna guess
because it's friendly.Copy !req
547. Luna and Suarez
murdered my entire family.Copy !req
548. I'd make a deal
with the Devil to stop them.Copy !req
549. Your people will have our help
getting to Valle Del MarCopy !req
550. to apprehend this Gaius Grieves.Copy !req
551. Hey.Copy !req
552. - What is this?
- You slaughtered my staff!Copy !req
553. They were loyal to the Herreras.Copy !req
554. Who are you loyal to, Thinker?Copy !req
555. They call you "Thinker," yes?Copy !req
556. All that shit in your face
is to make your brain good?Copy !req
557. Yes, makes my brain good.Copy !req
558. Are you being sarcastic with me?Copy !req
559. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
560. I shall do to you
as we did to your employees.Copy !req
561. Hey. Mateo!Copy !req
562. What is this?Copy !req
563. Project Starfish.Copy !req
564. It's been the primary focus
of my experiments hereCopy !req
565. for the past 30 years.Copy !req
566. Here.
What... What is it doing here?Copy !req
567. Oh!Copy !req
568. It is having little babies.Copy !req
569. Not progeny,Copy !req
570. extensions of itself.Copy !req
571. They take hosts,Copy !req
572. and those hosts in turn become
part of the central being.Copy !req
573. It feeds
on their consciousnesses.Copy !req
574. Grows larger, more powerful.Copy !req
575. So...Copy !req
576. Where is
this Project Starfish now?Copy !req
577. Marvelous idea, Presidente.Copy !req
578. But as I've noted,Copy !req
579. I've been working
with the beast for 30 years.Copy !req
580. And there's no one but me
capable of controlling it.Copy !req
581. Well, then...Copy !req
582. welcome to the team.Copy !req
583. Si, Camila.Copy !req
584. Presidente.Copy !req
585. You are making
a big mistakeCopy !req
586. throwing me down here!Copy !req
587. I will be outta here soon enoughCopy !req
588. and I will kill
every last one of you,Copy !req
589. Colto Maltese-tezios.
Maltese-els.Copy !req
590. Malte-multoids. Colt-a-mults?Copy !req
591. Whatever you Mario Kart-racing
d-bags are called!Copy !req
592. Please.Copy !req
593. Put this on.Copy !req
594. Oh, wow.Copy !req
595. I'm a princess.Copy !req
596. Senorita Quinn,Copy !req
597. on behalf of the entire staff
of Our Honorable General.Copy !req
598. Presidente Silvio
Eleuterio Luna,Copy !req
599. it's a pleasure to serve you.Copy !req
600. Gracias.Copy !req
601. My mother said
to count back again.Copy !req
602. Ten, nine,Copy !req
603. eight, seven, six,Copy !req
604. five, four, three,Copy !req
605. two, one. Ha!
Coronel, beat that...Copy !req
606. Oh.Copy !req
607. Forgive my appearance,
Senorita Quinn.Copy !req
608. I have admired you from afarCopy !req
609. for many years now.Copy !req
610. Senorita.Copy !req
611. Me?Copy !req
612. You're a hero to me,
as well as to my people.Copy !req
613. I think you might
got me confused.Copy !req
614. Harley Quinn's fire
and rebellionCopy !req
615. in the face
of American oppressionCopy !req
616. is something to which
my entire country aspires.Copy !req
617. Oh.Copy !req
618. I have prepared lunch.Copy !req
619. Would you be so kind
as to join me?Copy !req
620. I'm so kind, sure.Copy !req
621. You want me to what?Copy !req
622. To marry me.Copy !req
623. You're joshing.Copy !req
624. Might I be frank, Harley?Copy !req
625. You might be.Copy !req
626. Good, listen.Copy !req
627. Since I took control,
the majority love me.Copy !req
628. But some find me to beCopy !req
629. an unacceptable leader.Copy !req
630. What kinds of dicks
would find that?Copy !req
631. Don't they know
how awesome you are?Copy !req
632. Have you shown them the birdies?Copy !req
633. It may sound archaicCopy !req
634. to someone
from your part of the world,Copy !req
635. but my people,
the Corto Malteseans,Copy !req
636. they're very old-fashioned.Copy !req
637. Corto Malteseans, of course.Copy !req
638. And I am a bachelor.Copy !req
639. So they want you to get hitched?Copy !req
640. My people say you would
make the perfect wife.Copy !req
641. Because, you know,Copy !req
642. you symbolize
anti-American fervor.Copy !req
643. Oh.Copy !req
644. But I am a romantic, Harley.Copy !req
645. I agreed to meet with you
just to appease them.Copy !req
646. However, upon spending
the day with you,Copy !req
647. I find myself hardly able
to think straight.Copy !req
648. - You are perfect in every...
- You are so freaking hot.Copy !req
649. Harley Luna.Copy !req
650. I like the ring of that.Copy !req
651. That's Jotunheim?Copy !req
652. Nazis came here seeking asylum
after World War II.Copy !req
653. They built Jotunheim to continueCopy !req
654. their unorthodox experiments.Copy !req
655. Until the Herrera family accepted
the bounty on the Nazis' headsCopy !req
656. and killed them all.Copy !req
657. Wowza.Copy !req
658. Many years ago,
the rumors began of a beast.Copy !req
659. These dark rumors helped the
Herrera family maintain power.Copy !req
660. They would send
their political enemiesCopy !req
661. and their families
to the fortress,Copy !req
662. never to return.Copy !req
663. I have recently learnedCopy !req
664. these were not rumors.Copy !req
665. They were murdering thousandsCopy !req
666. in bizarre experiments
with this creature.Copy !req
667. Well, it must be a big reliefCopy !req
668. to got it
in your hands now, huh?Copy !req
669. Absolutely.Copy !req
670. Now, it is our enemies
who shall be fearful.Copy !req
671. If anyone dares
to say a negative wordCopy !req
672. about their new president today,Copy !req
673. their parents, their children,
and anyone they ever lovedCopy !req
674. will be sent to Jotunheim
to feed the beast.Copy !req
675. I'm sorry.Copy !req
676. Recently, I made
a promise to myselfCopy !req
677. that the next time
I got a boyfriend,Copy !req
678. I'd be on the lookout
for red flags.Copy !req
679. And if I saw any,Copy !req
680. I would do the healthy thingCopy !req
681. and I would murder him.Copy !req
682. And killing kids?Copy !req
683. Kind of a red flag.Copy !req
684. I know, I know.Copy !req
685. I know what
you're tryin' to say.Copy !req
686. "Harley, why not just leave?"Copy !req
687. And I'd say,
"Why are you screaming at me?"Copy !req
688. "I'm not deaf.
I'm standing right here."Copy !req
689. And then I'd say,Copy !req
690. "When your taste in men
is as bad as mine,Copy !req
691. they don't just go away quietly.Copy !req
692. "They slash your tires
and they kill your dogs andCopy !req
693. tell you that the music you likeCopy !req
694. ain't real music at all."Copy !req
695. And all the cruelty...Copy !req
696. tears you apart
after a while.Copy !req
697. You were real pretty and all,Copy !req
698. and R.I.P. to that absolutely
beautiful monsterCopy !req
699. between your legs, but...Copy !req
700. all in all...Copy !req
701. I think you're
more pretty like this,Copy !req
702. with all those rotten thoughts
emptied from your head.Copy !req
703. I can't believe
this thing had a bullet.Copy !req
704. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.Copy !req
705. What the hell
are you doin'?Copy !req
706. We're tired,
Colonel. We need a rest.Copy !req
707. Goddamn hobbyists.Copy !req
708. We cannot stop.Copy !req
709. We need to hurry if you're
going to help my people.Copy !req
710. Hey. We're not here
to help your people.Copy !req
711. But she's right,
we gotta keep moving.Copy !req
712. I carry friend?Copy !req
713. It's okay, Nanaue.Copy !req
714. It's happening
to his face again.Copy !req
715. - It's nothing, I slipped.
- Hey...Copy !req
716. Norman Bates, if that shit's
contagious, we need to know.Copy !req
717. It's not.Copy !req
718. What is it?
- It's a...Copy !req
719. It's an interdimensional virus.Copy !req
720. Fuck is that?Copy !req
721. My mother was a scientist
at S.T.A.R. Labs,Copy !req
722. and she was obsessed
with turning meCopy !req
723. and my brothers and sisters
into superheroes.Copy !req
724. She infected me.Copy !req
725. Now, if I don't, you know,
expel the dots twice a day...Copy !req
726. Then what?Copy !req
727. They'll eat me alive.Copy !req
728. What happened
to your brothers and sisters?Copy !req
729. Some lived.Copy !req
730. Some...Copy !req
731. died.Copy !req
732. And your mom, where is she now?Copy !req
733. Everywhere.Copy !req
734. Okay. Let's move out.Copy !req
735. Come on,
we must hurry,Copy !req
736. or we'll be late
to meet my contact.Copy !req
737. - Nom, nom!Copy !req
738. Are you Milton?Copy !req
739. Si.Copy !req
740. Milton will drive you
through townCopy !req
741. and to La Gatita Amable.Copy !req
742. There are clothes in the boxes
for all of youCopy !req
743. so you can blend in.Copy !req
744. That said, the walking tiburonCopy !req
745. is gonna have
to stay out of sight.Copy !req
746. I wear disguise.Copy !req
747. Oh, you're going
to wear a disguise.Copy !req
748. Si.Copy !req
749. Hey, he's learnin' Spanish.Copy !req
750. And what kind of disguise?Copy !req
751. - Fake mustache.
- Oh.Copy !req
752. Yeah, fake mustache
isn't gonna cut it, mate.Copy !req
753. There's gonna be a lot of
soldiers watching Jotunheim.Copy !req
754. If they discover us there...Copy !req
755. Let's pray they do not,
or you will all be dead.Copy !req
756. If they do,Copy !req
757. that'll leave
the palace vulnerable.Copy !req
758. Luna and the other generalsCopy !req
759. will be left without protection.Copy !req
760. You're a good man, Colonel Flag.Copy !req
761. You still look
exactly like yourself.Copy !req
762. That's the worst fake
mustache I've ever seen.Copy !req
763. And if you had fooled us,
we'd have to kill you,Copy !req
764. shark-shaped bloke
with a moustacheCopy !req
765. creeping up on us like that.Copy !req
766. Fuck!Copy !req
767. - You, you.Copy !req
768. Aw.Copy !req
769. He always wants to be near you.Copy !req
770. I think he senses good in you.Copy !req
771. Yeah, there's no good in me.Copy !req
772. Damn.Copy !req
773. Supposed to play golf with
Senator Cray this weekend.Copy !req
774. - I'm gonna look a fool.Copy !req
775. Waller, come in.Copy !req
776. Ugh.Copy !req
777. You missed.Copy !req
778. Waller, do you copy?Copy !req
779. We're losing connection.Copy !req
780. Waller.Copy !req
781. Fuck's sake.Copy !req
782. Task Force X.
- Waller.Copy !req
783. You there?Copy !req
784. The military must have putCopy !req
785. signal jammers around the city.Copy !req
786. Your comms are down,Copy !req
787. but we can still activate
the bombs,Copy !req
788. not to mention what will
happen to your daughter.Copy !req
789. So, no funny business.Copy !req
790. Do you copy, Dubois?Copy !req
791. Copy.Copy !req
792. Fuck you!Copy !req
793. Hey, uh, all that stuff
about his daughter,Copy !req
794. you wouldn't
really do that, right?Copy !req
795. You don't know half
of what I would do, John.Copy !req
796. What?Copy !req
797. Why are you so afraid of rats?Copy !req
798. Why are you so in love
with them, Ratcatcher 2?Copy !req
799. You know what I think?Copy !req
800. I think you have a serious
case of daddy issues.Copy !req
801. I have no issues with
how much I loved my father.Copy !req
802. Although he was a genius...Copy !req
803. we lived homeless in the streets
of Portugal 'cause of his...Copy !req
804. burdens.Copy !req
805. He built the machines
I employ today...Copy !req
806. and taught me the secrets
of calling the rats.Copy !req
807. They brought us
trinkets to live on.Copy !req
808. And they kept us warm at night,Copy !req
809. when we would have frozen.Copy !req
810. - But eventually...
Papa.Copy !req
811. Papa, wake up.Copy !req
812. my father's burdens.Copy !req
813. became too heavy to carry.Copy !req
814. No.Copy !req
815. No, Papa.Copy !req
816. - And he was gone.
- Papa, wake up.Copy !req
817. I took his machinery
and came to America.Copy !req
818. That is the dream, right?Copy !req
819. But I was arrestedCopy !req
820. for armed bank robbery,
do you believe it?Copy !req
821. The state considered
the rats a weapon.Copy !req
822. What?Copy !req
823. You remind me of my daughter,Copy !req
824. the reason I'm here.Copy !req
825. Why are you so afraid of rats?Copy !req
826. My old man.Copy !req
827. When I was a lad,Copy !req
828. if I didn't finish a task right,Copy !req
829. he would dole out
the punishment.Copy !req
830. And one day, he just locked me
in a crate for 24 hours.Copy !req
831. And it was
full of starvin' rats.Copy !req
832. As imperfect my father was...Copy !req
833. he loved me.Copy !req
834. I wish I could give that to you.Copy !req
835. Don't you worry, yeah?Copy !req
836. I'm gonna get you
out of here alive.Copy !req
837. I'm going to get you
out of here alive.Copy !req
838. Senores,
this is the place.Copy !req
839. So, when's this Thinker guy
supposed to be here?Copy !req
840. Supposed to be
in the next few hours.Copy !req
841. Looks like we gotta find
something to doCopy !req
842. to pass the time. Uh, miss?Copy !req
843. How about some, uh...Copy !req
844. What do you guys drink
around here, Fernet?Copy !req
845. How about a round of Fernets
for the table.Copy !req
846. - Comprende?
- Si.Copy !req
847. Hey, Pissmaker,
we're on a mission.Copy !req
848. Easy, Inspector Gadget.Copy !req
849. A little drink
never hurt nobody.Copy !req
850. Except for
the thousands of peopleCopy !req
851. killed in drunk driving
accidents every year.Copy !req
852. Come on, Dubois,
this could be our last drink.Copy !req
853. Gracias.Copy !req
854. Just one.Copy !req
855. - You're gonna be that guy?
- I'm gonna be that guy.Copy !req
856. Hey, chica.Copy !req
857. Forgot the rat.Copy !req
858. Here's to being alive
in three hours.Copy !req
859. I'll be alive.
You speak for yourself.Copy !req
860. There you go, there you go.Copy !req
861. Don't give any more to Polka!Copy !req
862. Go. Go.Copy !req
863. That is a gun.Copy !req
864. So, smile.Copy !req
865. We're old mates who are gonna
take a trip to Jotunheim.Copy !req
866. Yup.Copy !req
867. Even with my help, you think
you can get into Jotunheim?Copy !req
868. Well, if we can't,
I've got a Great WhiteCopy !req
869. out back that's looking
for some chum.Copy !req
870. Now, come on.Copy !req
871. All right, nice and easy.Copy !req
872. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
873. No, no, no!Copy !req
874. All right...Copy !req
875. Take him out through the back,
all right.Copy !req
876. Find my coordinates in the pad
and meet me in half an hour.Copy !req
877. - What?
- Hey, did you hear what I said?Copy !req
878. - Yes, but...
- Go.Copy !req
879. Let's go.Copy !req
880. - Hey, calm down.Copy !req
881. There's no need
to disturb everyone's night.Copy !req
882. I'm right here, I'm the one
you're looking for.Copy !req
883. Yep, us too.
We're his American companions.Copy !req
884. What?Copy !req
885. Ow!Copy !req
886. - Come on. Go.
He...Copy !req
887. Oh, God.Copy !req
888. - Move it!Copy !req
889. Come on!Copy !req
890. Hey!Copy !req
891. Your equipmentCopy !req
892. manipulates
animal behavior, clever.Copy !req
893. I'm working on something
similar with humans.Copy !req
894. Be quiet, please.Copy !req
895. You are perceivably panicked.Copy !req
896. I'm guessing that you are not
the alphas of this battalion.Copy !req
897. Do you want a dozen angry
rodents crawling up your ass?Copy !req
898. My answer might not
be what you expect.Copy !req
899. Go, go!Copy !req
900. I'm sorry for you.Copy !req
901. But soon you will all be joiningCopy !req
902. your deranged compatriot,
Harley Quinn.Copy !req
903. Is Harley alive?Copy !req
904. Not for long.Copy !req
905. Mayor General Suarez
can be rather harshCopy !req
906. when extracting information.Copy !req
907. Dim mak.Copy !req
908. That's
the Cantonese term for it.Copy !req
909. In Japan, it's kyoshu jitsu.Copy !req
910. In English,
it's simply the Death Touch,Copy !req
911. how to kill a man
with a single blow.Copy !req
912. Of course it's possibleCopy !req
913. to kill a man
with a single blow.Copy !req
914. But it's a matter of chance,Copy !req
915. and cannot be wielded
with certainty.Copy !req
916. - That's what they say.
- They?Copy !req
917. - Amateurs.
- On one?Copy !req
918. One.Copy !req
919. I don't smoke.Copy !req
920. All right.Copy !req
921. Let's go to Jotunheim.Copy !req
922. Nope.Copy !req
923. There's somethin'
we gotta take care of first.Copy !req
924. What?Copy !req
925. I will ask again.Copy !req
926. How many meta-power teammatesCopy !req
927. arrived with you
to Corto Maltese?Copy !req
928. Sixty-nine.Copy !req
929. Sixty-nine?Copy !req
930. How could you get
69 troops into the...Copy !req
931. You gotta be kiddin' me.Copy !req
932. You're gonna risk
the entire missionCopy !req
933. for a mental defective
dressed as a court jester.Copy !req
934. This coming from a guy that
wears a toilet seat on his head.Copy !req
935. We don't leave
one of our own behind.Copy !req
936. You're okay with this?Copy !req
937. No, but I've been around Flag
when he's got a rag in his mouth.Copy !req
938. - Best not to tug it.
- Motherfucker!Copy !req
939. Hey, wake up, wake up.Copy !req
940. All right, let's go.Copy !req
941. All right, we'll enter
through the third floor,Copy !req
942. go to the inner staircase,
and then down to the cellarCopy !req
943. where they usually
keep their detainees.Copy !req
944. Hopefully, Harley's still alive.Copy !req
945. It's not a toilet seat,
it's a beacon of freedom!Copy !req
946. Hola.Copy !req
947. Um...Copy !req
948. Ratatouille, what do you got?Copy !req
949. Third floor hallway's clear.Copy !req
950. Abner?Copy !req
951. There doesn't seem
to be any incoming traffic.Copy !req
952. Bird.Copy !req
953. Nanaue, stay off the comm.Copy !req
954. Colonel, I got a clean shot
on the only one in the office.Copy !req
955. Just give the word.Copy !req
956. Fire on three, two...Copy !req
957. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
958. I... You.
We're here to save you.Copy !req
959. You were gonna... save me?Copy !req
960. It was a really good plan, too.Copy !req
961. Well, I can go back inside,
and you can still do it.Copy !req
962. That's patronizing.Copy !req
963. Yeah, no, it's not...Copy !req
964. Uh,
what's with the javelin?Copy !req
965. I'm waitin' for God to tell me.Copy !req
966. Jesus Christ.
Yeah.Copy !req
967. Or Him. Or any of them, really.Copy !req
968. Okay.Copy !req
969. Okay.Copy !req
970. Are you two
all right, yeah?Copy !req
971. - I'm so sorry.
- That's all right.Copy !req
972. Harley Quinn.Copy !req
973. Bloodsport.Copy !req
974. All right, who ate
all the fucking empanadas?Copy !req
975. Mine were very good.Copy !req
976. I had the chicken.Copy !req
977. All right,Copy !req
978. here's the deal.
We fail the mission, you die.Copy !req
979. We find out any information
you give us is false, you die.Copy !req
980. If we find out you have personalized
license plates, you die.Copy !req
981. What? No.Copy !req
982. If you mismatch blacks, you die.Copy !req
983. No.Copy !req
984. If you cough without
covering your mouth...Copy !req
985. Harley. Those last three
aren't things.Copy !req
986. Although, probably
don't need to say this,Copy !req
987. but that isn't
an open invitationCopy !req
988. for you to cough
without covering your mouth.Copy !req
989. All right, we're gonna need
you to drive the minibus,Copy !req
990. with all of us inside, past
the guards at the front gate.Copy !req
991. Once through the gate, we'll use you
to get through the retinal scanner.Copy !req
992. There are security cameras
everywhere.Copy !req
993. They're being dealt with.Copy !req
994. We'll neutralize the soldiers
there and enter.Copy !req
995. Once we're inside,
we separate into teams.Copy !req
996. I am walking back and forth.Copy !req
997. Okay. You're gonna lead me and
Ratcatcher 2 to Project Starfish.Copy !req
998. I'm going with you
'cause I don't trust this guy.Copy !req
999. No, no, no,
you're coming with me.Copy !req
1000. Our munitions expertise are
needed to place the explosives,Copy !req
1001. starting at the first floor,
going all the way to the top.Copy !req
1002. Once we're clear, we blow
the tits off that thing,Copy !req
1003. and go home.Copy !req
1004. This is suicide.Copy !req
1005. Well, that's kind of our thing.Copy !req
1006. Yeah.Copy !req
1007. This is insane.Copy !req
1008. Yeah, no.Copy !req
1009. I love the rain.Copy !req
1010. It's like angels
are splooging all over us.Copy !req
1011. It's good for cover.Copy !req
1012. Yep, that too.Copy !req
1013. - You son of a bit...Copy !req
1014. Input
the emergency code. Now!Copy !req
1015. Well, go on then!Copy !req
1016. Yo!Copy !req
1017. Okay, Pokey.Copy !req
1018. You get a bomb, you get a bomb.Copy !req
1019. Harley and I will
meet you up on the second floor.Copy !req
1020. Yeah? All right.Copy !req
1021. God damn it,
Nanaue.Copy !req
1022. No!Copy !req
1023. Quit bein' a play baby.Copy !req
1024. Peacemaker.Copy !req
1025. - It's actually very nice.Copy !req
1026. Just put it against the wall.Copy !req
1027. It looks nothin' like me.Copy !req
1028. Move. Move it.Copy !req
1029. This way.Copy !req
1030. Si.Copy !req
1031. Vamonos. Vamonos!Copy !req
1032. Good God.Copy !req
1033. If God existed,Copy !req
1034. wouldn't this be proof
that he wasn't good at all?Copy !req
1035. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1036. I thought you were looking
for Project Starfish.Copy !req
1037. You've brought us visitors,
have you, Grieves?Copy !req
1038. Have you come to save me
from that madman?Copy !req
1039. Thirty years he's kept me here.Copy !req
1040. Tortured me.Copy !req
1041. Had his way with me.Copy !req
1042. I call it Starro the Conqueror.Copy !req
1043. That's meant to be derisive.Copy !req
1044. Sorry, old chum.Copy !req
1045. These two are here to kill you.Copy !req
1046. It's out of my hands.Copy !req
1047. We need to help these people.Copy !req
1048. Impossible, dear. They're
corpses below those stars.Copy !req
1049. Who are they?Copy !req
1050. The fodder of powerful men
through every age.Copy !req
1051. Dissidents,Copy !req
1052. journalists,Copy !req
1053. political rivals,Copy !req
1054. and their loved ones.Copy !req
1055. Oh, please,Copy !req
1056. unclutch your fucking pearls,
Flag.Copy !req
1057. We serve the same master.Copy !req
1058. We were sent here to stop you.Copy !req
1059. Child,Copy !req
1060. your government
didn't send you hereCopy !req
1061. to protect the world
from alien technology.Copy !req
1062. Your government sent you here
to cover up their part in it.Copy !req
1063. You're a goddamn liar.Copy !req
1064. American goddamn astronauts
found Starro.Copy !req
1065. Yankee-fucking-doodle dandies.Copy !req
1066. Although the Cold War was ended,Copy !req
1067. your government
saw the potentialCopy !req
1068. in weaponizing
such a powerful beast,Copy !req
1069. but banish the thoughtCopy !req
1070. of any such experiments
being held on American soil.Copy !req
1071. Your people
have always been squeamishCopy !req
1072. about the sacrifices necessaryCopy !req
1073. for scientific advancement.Copy !req
1074. So,Copy !req
1075. the United States
made a secret dealCopy !req
1076. with the Corto Maltese
governmentCopy !req
1077. to conduct
their illegal experiments hereCopy !req
1078. in Jotunheim.Copy !req
1079. And they hired me
to oversee them.Copy !req
1080. And now, because ofCopy !req
1081. a run-of-the-mill
fucking military coup,Copy !req
1082. they're gonna destroy
30 years' worth of efforts.Copy !req
1083. Yeah!Copy !req
1084. You're the real victim here.Copy !req
1085. The hell you doing here? You're supposed
to be upstairs plantin' explosives.Copy !req
1086. I told you I didn't trust him.Copy !req
1087. Your records are located
in those computers?Copy !req
1088. Colonel, what are you doing?Copy !req
1089. I joined the military
to serve my country,Copy !req
1090. not to be its puppet.Copy !req
1091. What are you doing?Copy !req
1092. Who are you going
to show that to?Copy !req
1093. The press. Goddamn people
deserve to know.Copy !req
1094. I'm tired of coverin' up
their dirty little secrets.Copy !req
1095. This time these sons of bitches
are gonna be held account...Copy !req
1096. I can't let you do that,
Colonel.Copy !req
1097. - Excuse me?
- I'm truly sorry.Copy !req
1098. Miss Waller charged me
with makin' sureCopy !req
1099. those records
don't leave this building.Copy !req
1100. Of course, I shoulda known.Copy !req
1101. Waller's always got a backup.Copy !req
1102. Come on, man,
this isn't personal.Copy !req
1103. Holdin' a gun on me
is pretty fucking personal.Copy !req
1104. What is that?Copy !req
1105. I'm gonna need that drive,
Colonel.Copy !req
1106. Those morons set off
the explosives too early.Copy !req
1107. Hand over the drive!Copy !req
1108. - Let's go, come on!Copy !req
1109. They experimented on children.Copy !req
1110. No one is sayin'
what they did was right.Copy !req
1111. They experimented on children!Copy !req
1112. That information gets out,Copy !req
1113. it causes
an international incident!Copy !req
1114. Keepin' the peace
is worth any price,Copy !req
1115. including the life
of a hero like yours, sir,Copy !req
1116. so please...Copy !req
1117. don't make me do this.Copy !req
1118. What have you people done?Copy !req
1119. Sebastian, come!Copy !req
1120. Okay, we gotta calm down.Copy !req
1121. Let's all just...
Let's talk about this.Copy !req
1122. I understand
where you're coming from.Copy !req
1123. I crossed a line.Copy !req
1124. Okay, I crossed a line!Copy !req
1125. I realize that,
but I'm ready to change.Copy !req
1126. I am ready to change.Copy !req
1127. And I didn't mean to hurt you...Copy !req
1128. You motherfucker.Copy !req
1129. Peacemaker.Copy !req
1130. What a joke.Copy !req
1131. Cleo.Copy !req
1132. Give me back the drive.Copy !req
1133. I told you that information
can't get out. Fuck!Copy !req
1134. So, okay, okay,
destroy the hard drive.Copy !req
1135. - Why kill me?Copy !req
1136. Because I'm thorough.Copy !req
1137. - Oh, my...Copy !req
1138. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
1139. No, no...Copy !req
1140. All right, troops are coming.Copy !req
1141. This floor, and then
nine floors left. Let's go!Copy !req
1142. - Come on!Copy !req
1143. New dumb friends.Copy !req
1144. Aw, fizzle sticks. Hold on.Copy !req
1145. Has anyone got eyes
or ears on any more?Copy !req
1146. They killed Milton!Copy !req
1147. Milton was still with us?Copy !req
1148. - Where'd you think he was?
I don't know.Copy !req
1149. I thought he stayed back
with the bus.Copy !req
1150. What was Milton gonna do?Copy !req
1151. He was helping us!Copy !req
1152. - Who's Milton?
- What?Copy !req
1153. I don't remember any Milton.Copy !req
1154. Fuck! He has been with us
the whole time.Copy !req
1155. Somebody named Milton has
been with us the whole time?Copy !req
1156. Yes!Copy !req
1157. I don't think so.
I think I would've noticedCopy !req
1158. if a guy named Milton's
been with us.Copy !req
1159. It's not a very common name.Copy !req
1160. I don't think
I've ever even met Milton.Copy !req
1161. Are you messing around
right now?Copy !req
1162. He was a really nice guy,Copy !req
1163. and he sacrificed himself
to help us.Copy !req
1164. And now look at him.Copy !req
1165. He's dead.Copy !req
1166. Oh, that guy!
Milton, Milton.Copy !req
1167. So, when did this great
love affair with Milton start?Copy !req
1168. I liked him
from the beginning, okay?Copy !req
1169. I just didn't say
anything until...Copy !req
1170. No!Copy !req
1171. Harley!
Give us a hand!Copy !req
1172. Hey!Copy !req
1173. Vamos. Vamos.Copy !req
1174. Oh!Copy !req
1175. Oh, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
1176. Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
1177. - Oh.Copy !req
1178. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
1179. No, no, no.Copy !req
1180. How?Copy !req
1181. Smaller bullets.Copy !req
1182. He killed Colonel Flag.Copy !req
1183. He wanted to share this
with the press.Copy !req
1184. It's proof
the American governmentCopy !req
1185. was behind Project Starfish
the whole time.Copy !req
1186. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1187. I think it's trying to get out.Copy !req
1188. - What?
- Starro the...Copy !req
1189. Whoa.Copy !req
1190. Cover your faces!Copy !req
1191. Si.Copy !req
1192. Si.Copy !req
1193. - Whoa.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1194. Uh... Hey, guys?Copy !req
1195. Oh, shit, there's...Copy !req
1196. This city is mine.Copy !req
1197. Uh, Miss Waller,
I think the feed is back up.Copy !req
1198. Oh, my God, Miss Waller!Copy !req
1199. We've got a freaking kaiju
up in this shit!Copy !req
1200. Task force X, come in.Copy !req
1201. Are you there?Copy !req
1202. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1203. Whatever signal jammersCopy !req
1204. were blocking our communicationsCopy !req
1205. must have been in the building
you just demolished.Copy !req
1206. Yeah, well, we've got a mite
issue over here, Waller.Copy !req
1207. It's Project Starfish,
Miss Waller.Copy !req
1208. It's headed towards the city,
and I think it wantsCopy !req
1209. to feed on as many people
as it can.Copy !req
1210. Not our problem.Copy !req
1211. If you've destroyed Jotunheim
and the records within,Copy !req
1212. you've achieved the objective.Copy !req
1213. Corto Maltese
is no longer a U.S. ally.Copy !req
1214. If anything,
the White House will considerCopy !req
1215. fomenting disruption
in a hostile nationCopy !req
1216. a positive development.Copy !req
1217. You heard what she said.Copy !req
1218. Fuck.Copy !req
1219. Bloodsport is off mission.Copy !req
1220. What the...Copy !req
1221. She'll kill you, you know.Copy !req
1222. That's her business.Copy !req
1223. I knew Sebastian sensed good
in you for a reason.Copy !req
1224. Just keep that fucking rat
away from me.Copy !req
1225. Ratcatcher is also off mission.Copy !req
1226. Bloodsport, Ratcatcher,Copy !req
1227. turn around.Copy !req
1228. Where go, friends?Copy !req
1229. Nanaue!Copy !req
1230. I know what I'm carrying
the javelin for.Copy !req
1231. Krill, turn around now!Copy !req
1232. Turn back now, God damn it!Copy !req
1233. - Open it.
- Miss Waller...Copy !req
1234. Open it!Copy !req
1235. What are you doing,
Task Force X?Copy !req
1236. - Fuck!Copy !req
1237. Turn around now, God damn it!Copy !req
1238. You dumb pieces of shit!Copy !req
1239. Motherfuckers!Copy !req
1240. God damn it, Task Force X,
this is your lastCopy !req
1241. motherfucking warning!Copy !req
1242. Oh, my God!
What the fuck did you do?Copy !req
1243. All those people, John.Copy !req
1244. Little kids.Copy !req
1245. Task Force X, the creature
is headed to Calle Principal.Copy !req
1246. Avoid Avenida Medrano.Copy !req
1247. - There is a swarm of infected.
Jesus.Copy !req
1248. So, your clearest path
is Calle Aguero.Copy !req
1249. Get on the satellite, Dale,
you fucking dickhead!Copy !req
1250. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1251. Huh?Copy !req
1252. Harley, take the high ground!Copy !req
1253. Nanaue! Monster is nom nom!Copy !req
1254. Monster nom nom?Copy !req
1255. Yes!Copy !req
1256. Abner, do you see who that is?Copy !req
1257. Huh?Copy !req
1258. It's your mom!Copy !req
1259. I'm a superhero!Copy !req
1260. I'm a motherfucking super...Copy !req
1261. God!Copy !req
1262. No! No!Copy !req
1263. Oh, no...Copy !req
1264. This cityCopy !req
1265. is mine!Copy !req
1266. This city isn't yours.Copy !req
1267. This city isn't ours.Copy !req
1268. This city is theirs.Copy !req
1269. Oh, hell.Copy !req
1270. Why rats, Papa?Copy !req
1271. Rats are the lowliest
and most despisedCopy !req
1272. of all creatures, my love.Copy !req
1273. If they have purpose,Copy !req
1274. so do we all.Copy !req
1275. I was happy,Copy !req
1276. floating, staring at the stars.Copy !req
1277. A group of escaped convictsCopy !req
1278. saved a city of millionsCopy !req
1279. on the small island nation
of Corto Maltese today.Copy !req
1280. That's my dad.Copy !req
1281. Because of these people,Copy !req
1282. Corto Maltese will have
free democratic electionsCopy !req
1283. for the first time in 90 years.Copy !req
1284. Viva Corto Maltese!Copy !req
1285. Viva Corto Maltese!Copy !req
1286. Viva Corto Maltese! Viva...Copy !req
1287. - That's my dad.
- ... Corto Maltese! Viva...Copy !req
1288. Yeah.Copy !req
1289. Yeah.Copy !req
1290. Oh, that's just a taste
of what's on that drive.Copy !req
1291. I've uploaded it all
to a secure server.Copy !req
1292. Now, if you kill any one of us,Copy !req
1293. or my daughter ever sees
the inside of a prison,Copy !req
1294. it goes public.Copy !req
1295. If we all go free,Copy !req
1296. it never has to see
the light of day.Copy !req
1297. I told you I'd make you
a leader, Dubois.Copy !req
1298. You got a deal.Copy !req
1299. Nanaue.Copy !req
1300. Look, I know Flag wanted to
give the drive to the press,Copy !req
1301. but we just saved
a whole bloody city.Copy !req
1302. We can't have it all.Copy !req
1303. Flag was my friend.Copy !req
1304. Mine too.Copy !req
1305. And I haven't got many of those.Copy !req
1306. I could be your friend, Milton.Copy !req
1307. Not my name.Copy !req
1308. What?Copy !req
1309. What are you talkin' about?
We just had a conversationCopy !req
1310. for, like, three hours
about how your name is Milton.Copy !req
1311. Didn't.Copy !req
1312. Yes, we did.Copy !req
1313. No. Our ride's here.Copy !req
1314. - Hmm.Copy !req
1315. Nom nom?Copy !req
1316. Really?Copy !req
1317. That is what you're
thinkin' about right now?Copy !req
1318. No. That nom nom though.Copy !req
1319. No, it's not nom nom.Copy !req
1320. No!Copy !req
1321. Said they found him
in the rubble.Copy !req
1322. They were shocked
his heart was still beating.Copy !req
1323. I wasn't certain
how safe it was,Copy !req
1324. shipping him back here.Copy !req
1325. But, if anything,
he's shown he's resilient.Copy !req
1326. It'll take some surgery,Copy !req
1327. but eventually we'll get him
back up to speed.Copy !req
1328. You realize
this is revenge, right?Copy !req
1329. Waller knows
we double-crossed her,Copy !req
1330. and she's getting back at usCopy !req
1331. by saddling us
with this douchebag.Copy !req
1332. Yep.Copy !req
1333. I heard he was sort of a hero
down in Corto Maltese.Copy !req
1334. Oh, is that what you heard?
Because not quite.Copy !req
1335. DR. What do you guys
want him for?Copy !req
1336. Just to save
the fucking world, that's all.Copy !req