1. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.Copy !req
2. I got another 15.Copy !req
3. Not today, you don't.
You're up.Copy !req
4. You know the deal.Copy !req
5. Successfully complete
the mission,Copy !req
6. you get ten years
off your sentence.Copy !req
7. You fail to follow my orders
in any wayCopy !req
8. and I detonate
the explosive device
in the base of your skull.Copy !req
9. Good dog.Copy !req
10. We are
a black ops unit.Copy !req
11. Meaning, nothing you see here
ever happened.Copy !req
12. Savant.Copy !req
13. Your commanding officer
will be Colonel Rick Flag.Copy !req
14. Or would you
rather be called Durlin?Copy !req
15. I'd rather not
be called at all.Copy !req
16. But I'll do anything
to get out of this hellhole.Copy !req
17. Well,
welcome to "anything."Copy !req
18. So this is
the famous Suicide Squad.Copy !req
19. Well, we consider
that term degrading.Copy !req
20. The official term
is "Task Force X."Copy !req
21. And love 'em or hate 'em,Copy !req
22. these are your brothers and
sisters for the next few days.Copy !req
23. Oh!Copy !req
24. Whoa.Copy !req
25. Captain Boomerang.Copy !req
26. Blackguard.Copy !req
27. Mongal.Copy !req
28. Javelin.Copy !req
29. T.D.K.Copy !req
30. Weasel.Copy !req
31. And, of course...Copy !req
32. Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
Had to go number two.Copy !req
33. Hmm, good to know.Copy !req
34. Flag.Copy !req
35. Oh, sorry. Comin' through.Copy !req
36. Hey, Boomer.Copy !req
37. What are you doing back
in prison, Harls?Copy !req
38. I got road rage. In a bank.Copy !req
39. Oh. So sorry. Comin' through.Copy !req
40. - Turn it around. There. No.
- There? Here?Copy !req
41. Put it in there.
Now you're safe.Copy !req
42. All right.Copy !req
43. Thanks, man.Copy !req
44. Prepare for liftoff.
And away we go.Copy !req
45. Harley and T.D.K...
Digger.Copy !req
46. have they worked
together before?Copy !req
47. Not yet. I'm excited.Copy !req
48. What does
Savant do again?Copy !req
49. It's Brian Durlin.Copy !req
50. He's an expert in weapons
and hand-to-hand combat.Copy !req
51. Yeah, well, I'm putting 20
on him that he's gonna bite it.Copy !req
52. Me too. And Weasel,Copy !req
53. - Boomer and Mongal.
- Yeah, I think...Copy !req
54. Is Mongal an alien
or some type of god?Copy !req
55. - What are you doing?
- Oh. Hey.Copy !req
56. Just making sure
everything was ready to go.Copy !req
57. Good meeting, everybody.Copy !req
58. Just our normal,
casual morning meeting.Copy !req
59. Yeah, I just gotta, uh,
do this thing.Copy !req
60. Nothing weird about it.Copy !req
61. Okay.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
62. Flag.Copy !req
63. Yeah, we're T-minus five
from the drop.Copy !req
64. Get the whole team safelyCopy !req
65. to that beach, Colonel.Copy !req
66. You will receive
further orders once there.Copy !req
67. We're in
a butcher's freezer, Harls,Copy !req
68. surrounded by dead hogs
hangin' on hooks.Copy !req
69. Only they don't know it yet.Copy !req
70. Leave him alone, Boomer.Copy !req
71. What does T.D.K. stand for?Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. Your name is T.D.K., correct?Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. And it stands for what?Copy !req
76. It stands for me.Copy !req
77. It's what a name is.Copy !req
78. Your name is letters?Copy !req
79. All names are letters,
dickhead.Copy !req
80. I love your accent.Copy !req
81. American women
all love accents.Copy !req
82. We do.
'Cause we don't got none.Copy !req
83. - Yo, is this a dog?
- What?Copy !req
84. Is this thing a dog?Copy !req
85. - A... A dog?
- Yes.Copy !req
86. What kind of dog
do you think it is, mate?Copy !req
87. I don't know, I'm not familiar
with all the breeds.Copy !req
88. I'm gonna go with Afghan Hound.Copy !req
89. Since when does an Afghan
Hound have bloody thumbs?Copy !req
90. Oh, my God, is it a werewolf?Copy !req
91. I've wanted to meet
a werewolf forever.Copy !req
92. Yo, they sat me
next to a werewolf?Copy !req
93. That's not right.Copy !req
94. Yo, let me out.
I do not fuck with werewolves.Copy !req
95. Hey, hey,
he's not a werewolf, okay!Copy !req
96. He's a weasel. He's harmless.Copy !req
97. I mean, he's not harmless,
he's killed 27 children,Copy !req
98. but, you know, we got him to...Copy !req
99. I think he's agreed to do this.Copy !req
100. Whatever the case,Copy !req
101. just everyone
get into position to drop.Copy !req
102. Did anyone check
on whether Weasel could swim?Copy !req
103. The Weasel is dead! I repeat,Copy !req
104. the Weasel is dead.Copy !req
105. Northeast, all clear.
Approach the shore.Copy !req
106. Over.Copy !req
107. Savant, hold your position.Copy !req
108. Roger that.Copy !req
109. Amateurs.Copy !req
110. Waller, we're
on the beach and dry.Copy !req
111. - Blackguard. Get down, you...
- Hey, guys! Hey.Copy !req
112. there's fucking soldiers
everywhere!Copy !req
113. You can come out now,
it's just me.Copy !req
114. What the fuck
is Blackguard doin'?Copy !req
115. I'm the one who contacted you.Copy !req
116. Is this what's supposed
to happen? What the fuck?Copy !req
117. Blackguard, get back
into your position.Copy !req
118. Look, look.
I brought everybody, look.Copy !req
119. They're right behind me.Copy !req
120. Whoa. Hey.Copy !req
121. Hey, guys. Whoa.Copy !req
122. We got a deal, right?
Uh... Uh...Copy !req
123. Waller, we're made.Copy !req
124. I'm the one who called you.Copy !req
125. Blackguard sold us out.Copy !req
126. He contacted the fucking
Corto Maltese Army!Copy !req
127. Waller, we need to retreat.Copy !req
128. Negative, Flag.Copy !req
129. The mission is too important.Copy !req
130. This is a tough group.Copy !req
131. - You can make it.
- Okey-doke.Copy !req
132. Waller, with all due respect,
we're in the middleCopy !req
133. of a goddamn... Harley, wait!Copy !req
134. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
135. Zero-two-two-seven
is wide open.Copy !req
136. Colonel, dispatchCopy !req
137. - The Detachable Kid.
- T.D.K., two o'clock!Copy !req
138. T.D.K. is "The Detachable Kid"?Copy !req
139. What the fuck?Copy !req
140. I didn't pick the damn team!Copy !req
141. Don't worry, Flag,
I got the bird.Copy !req
142. Mongal! Don't.Copy !req
143. Huh?Copy !req
144. Strewth!Copy !req
145. Boomer!Copy !req
146. Savant is off the rails.Copy !req
147. Savant, turn back.Copy !req
148. Savant.Copy !req
149. Savant, I'm warning you,
this is desertion.Copy !req
150. Savant!Copy !req
151. This is your last chance.
Turn back around.Copy !req
152. You are in violation
of your agreement!Copy !req
153. Oh, please! No.Copy !req
154. Damn it.Copy !req
155. How's Team Two holding up?Copy !req
156. Team Two, check.
Set point bravo.Copy !req
157. All troops on the south beach
are engaged.Copy !req
158. Team Two is clear to go
on the north beach.Copy !req
159. Congratulations, Bloodsport.Copy !req
160. How'd you do it, Waller?Copy !req
161. There's no soldiers out here
on patrol at all.Copy !req
162. Let's
just say they were distracted.Copy !req
163. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
164. Oh.Copy !req
165. Here you go, champ.Copy !req
166. Excuse me.Copy !req
167. Who the fuck is Bloodsport?Copy !req
168. Robert DuBois.Copy !req
169. A world-class marksman.Copy !req
170. In his hands,
anything is a deadly weapon.Copy !req
171. His father was a mercenaryCopy !req
172. who trained his son to kill
from the moment he was born.Copy !req
173. He's in prison for putting
Superman in the ICUCopy !req
174. with a kryptonite bullet.Copy !req
175. - DuBois?
- Same answer as the last time.Copy !req
176. Piss off.Copy !req
177. I'm not joining your goddamn
Suicide Squad.Copy !req
178. We'll see.Copy !req
179. You have a visitor.Copy !req
180. They said you got in trouble.Copy !req
181. I stole.Copy !req
182. You stole what?Copy !req
183. - A style watch.
- A star latch?Copy !req
184. A style watch.
You can watch TV on it.Copy !req
185. Why would you want to
watch TV on your watch?Copy !req
186. I don't know.Copy !req
187. Next time you want
to nick something,Copy !req
188. you take a partner,Copy !req
189. and they can be your lookout.Copy !req
190. That's your advice?Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. You're a terrible father.Copy !req
193. Hey, I didn't ask
to be a father
in the first place.Copy !req
194. You make that perfectly clear.Copy !req
195. Your mother sprung
that one on me.Copy !req
196. Well, she's not around anymore,Copy !req
197. so you can lay off
of her, okay?Copy !req
198. Oh, I tried to lay off her,Copy !req
199. but then she dragged out
the paternity test.Copy !req
200. - Fuck you!
- No, fuck you!Copy !req
201. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
202. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
203. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
204. Fuck you!Copy !req
205. I can't believe
you don't care that I stole,Copy !req
206. only that I got caught!Copy !req
207. I don't only care
that you got caught,Copy !req
208. I care that you got caught
for stealingCopy !req
209. something as stupid
as a fucking TV watch!Copy !req
210. It does other things too!Copy !req
211. But nothing that your phone
can't fucking do!Copy !req
212. It's embarrassing!Copy !req
213. No, what's fucking embarrassingCopy !req
214. is having you as my father.Copy !req
215. Yeah, well, I told you, Tyla,Copy !req
216. when I came here
that any goodnessCopy !req
217. I ever had in me had been
wrung out bare by my old man.Copy !req
218. And I also told you to go out
there and do your own thingCopy !req
219. and stay far awayCopy !req
220. from me or anyone like me,
didn't I?Copy !req
221. So, why are you here
when you and I both knowCopy !req
222. I have nothing good
to offer you?Copy !req
223. Because my court date
is coming up,Copy !req
224. and Miss Waller said
maybe you could help me out.Copy !req
225. To get me to lead
your shite fucking mission,Copy !req
226. you're gonna send
my 14-year-old daughter
to prison?Copy !req
227. No.Copy !req
228. Your daughter is 16, DuBois.Copy !req
229. You're a real
father of the year.Copy !req
230. Fine. You know what,
Tyla needs to grow up anywayCopy !req
231. 'cause she's a little ditzy
like her fucking mother.Copy !req
232. So, a year in juvie,
no fucking problem.Copy !req
233. Not juvie. Being 16
in the state of LouisianaCopy !req
234. means that
under the right circumstances,Copy !req
235. she could be tried as an adult.Copy !req
236. And, if convicted,Copy !req
237. could be sent right here
to old Belle Reve.Copy !req
238. And in here, well, you never
know what might happenCopy !req
239. to a frail young thing
like that.Copy !req
240. Shames me to sayCopy !req
241. that we have
the highest mortality rateCopy !req
242. in the entire
U.S. prison system.Copy !req
243. Whoa, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
244. You're threatening
my fucking daughter!Copy !req
245. I'm protecting this country.Copy !req
246. - Everyone stand down.
- Miss Waller, I...Copy !req
247. Stand down!Copy !req
248. I wouldn't take
such extreme measures...Copy !req
249. Oh, extreme?
Oh, yeah, a little extreme.Copy !req
250. if this mission
weren't more importantCopy !req
251. than you could
possibly imagine.Copy !req
252. Fuck your mission.Copy !req
253. You have the military
experience necessary,Copy !req
254. and everything in your
psychological profile tells meCopy !req
255. you have what it takes
to be a leader.Copy !req
256. No, I'm no fucking leader!Copy !req
257. Then I'll make you one.Copy !req
258. Are you in or out?Copy !req
259. Good. Let's meet your team.Copy !req
260. - Come on.
- Fuck me, man.Copy !req
261. Let's go.Copy !req
262. She was gonna kill his kid?Copy !req
263. Each member
of the team is chosenCopy !req
264. for his or her own completely
unique set of abilities.Copy !req
265. This is Christopher Smith,
known as Peacemaker.Copy !req
266. In his hands,
anything is a deadly weapon.Copy !req
267. His father was a soldier
who trained his sonCopy !req
268. how to kill from the moment
he was born.Copy !req
269. - Are you having a laugh?
- What?Copy !req
270. You just said each member
of the team is chosenCopy !req
271. for their unique abilities.
He does exactly what I do.Copy !req
272. But better.Copy !req
273. I always hit
my targets dead center.Copy !req
274. I hit them more in the center.Copy !req
275. Well, you can't hit something
more in a center.Copy !req
276. - I use smaller bullets.
- What?Copy !req
277. They go inside
your bullet holesCopy !req
278. without even touching the side.Copy !req
279. Next up is King Shark.Copy !req
280. Holy shit.Copy !req
281. What the fuck?Copy !req
282. Some people claimCopy !req
283. that Nanaue is a descendant
of an ancient shark god.Copy !req
284. Whatever the case,
he's strong and deadly.Copy !req
285. Does it talk?Copy !req
286. Book's upside-down.Copy !req
287. See that? It's pretending
to read a book.Copy !req
288. So smart, me.
Enjoy book so much.Copy !req
289. Be a mite careful,Copy !req
290. as he's developed a taste
for human meat.Copy !req
291. Huh?Copy !req
292. Next, we have Cleo Cazo,Copy !req
293. Ratcatcher 2.Copy !req
294. Settle down!Copy !req
295. Ooh.Copy !req
296. What, we couldn't
afford Ratcatcher 1?Copy !req
297. He's dead.
This is his daughter.Copy !req
298. Cazo, will you be joining us?Copy !req
299. I just woke up.Copy !req
300. I don't function well
early in the morning.Copy !req
301. My deepest apologies
for disturbing you.Copy !req
302. Hmm, it's all right.Copy !req
303. Get your ass out here!Copy !req
304. Millennials.Copy !req
305. Oh, no way.Copy !req
306. - That's not coming with us.
- She controls rats.Copy !req
307. I know, I caught that.
It's a disgusting superpower.Copy !req
308. This is Sebastian.
Say hello, Sebastian.Copy !req
309. I'm not shakin' the rat's hand.Copy !req
310. And finally,
we have Abner Krill.Copy !req
311. What's that 'round his neck?Copy !req
312. A power dampener.Copy !req
313. They call him
the Polka Dot Man.Copy !req
314. Polka Dot Man.Copy !req
315. What's he do,
throw polka dots at people?Copy !req
316. He does.Copy !req
317. He throws polka dots at people.Copy !req
318. Hey, Polka Dot Man,Copy !req
319. I was hoping you'd entertain
my kid's birthday party.Copy !req
320. You fucking pussy!Copy !req
321. These are soldiers?Copy !req
322. We need to debrief.Copy !req
323. Fuck.Copy !req
324. Corto MalteseCopy !req
325. is a small island nation off
the coast of South America.Copy !req
326. Over the past 100 years,Copy !req
327. the country has been ruled
with an iron fistCopy !req
328. by the Herrera family.Copy !req
329. But, a week ago, this guy,Copy !req
330. General Silvio Luna,
along with his right-hand man,Copy !req
331. Mayor General Mateo Suarez,Copy !req
332. took control of
the Corto Maltese governmentCopy !req
333. in a violent military coup.Copy !req
334. The entire Herrera family were
hanged in a public execution.Copy !req
335. Although the United States
did not condoneCopy !req
336. the excesses
of the Herrera regime,Copy !req
337. they were non-antagonistic
toward the U.S.Copy !req
338. Luna, however,
is virulently anti-American.Copy !req
339. So, you want us to kill Luna?Copy !req
340. No.Copy !req
341. This is Jotunheim.Copy !req
342. A scientific
experimentation facilityCopy !req
343. containing something known only
as Project Starfish.Copy !req
344. Our intelligence sources
tell usCopy !req
345. that Starfish
is extraterrestrial in origin.Copy !req
346. In the hands
of the Luna regime,Copy !req
347. it is potentially cataclysmic
for Americans and the world.Copy !req
348. Your mission
is to infiltrate JotunheimCopy !req
349. and destroy every trace
of Project Starfish.Copy !req
350. How are we supposed to get in?Copy !req
351. Gaius Grieves, the Thinker,Copy !req
352. is a geneticist in charge
of Project Starfish.Copy !req
353. After hours, he hangs out
at a gentlemen's clubCopy !req
354. known as La Gatita Amable.Copy !req
355. Get Grieves to help you
by whatever means necessaryCopy !req
356. and he can get you
into Jotunheim.Copy !req
357. Any questions?Copy !req
358. What is that?Copy !req
359. That is
an overhead projector.Copy !req
360. Do you ever use it anymore?Copy !req
361. No, not really.Copy !req
362. So, why don't you
just throw it away?Copy !req
363. Peacemaker?Copy !req
364. Starfish is a slang term
for a butthole.Copy !req
365. Think there's any connection?Copy !req
366. No.Copy !req
367. No...Copy !req
368. Nanaue.Copy !req
369. connection.Copy !req
370. Hand.Copy !req
371. Yes, that is your hand,
Nanaue, very good.Copy !req
372. We're all gonna die.Copy !req
373. I hope so.Copy !req
374. Oh, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
375. Control, we have a disturbance
south of here.Copy !req
376. It's just
a diversion, Bloodsport.Copy !req
377. All right,
we cut through the jungle
to get to Valle Del Mar.Copy !req
378. Don't they have blockades
at the city limits?Copy !req
379. That's the word.Copy !req
380. How we getting in? Especially
with Charlie the Tuna here.Copy !req
381. How the hell am I
supposed to know?Copy !req
382. You're the leader.Copy !req
383. You're supposed to be decisive.Copy !req
384. And I've decided
that you should eatCopy !req
385. a big bag of dicks, how's that?Copy !req
386. You're being facetious,
but if this whole beachCopy !req
387. was completely covered in dicksCopy !req
388. and somebody said I had to eatCopy !req
389. every dick until the beach
was clean for liberty,Copy !req
390. I would say no problemo.Copy !req
391. Why would someone put penises
all over the beach?Copy !req
392. Who knows why madmen
do what they do?Copy !req
393. Well, you know what I think?Copy !req
394. I think liberty
is just your excuseCopy !req
395. to do whatever you want.Copy !req
396. Whether that's to eat a beach
full of dicks or killin' folk.Copy !req
397. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
398. At least I don't kill men
for money like you.Copy !req
399. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
400. There's something wrong
with your skin.Copy !req
401. It's just a rash.Copy !req
402. That's a rash?Copy !req
403. Oh, no.Copy !req
404. You...Copy !req
405. are the only one...Copy !req
406. fit to carry my javelin.Copy !req
407. Carry it for...Copy !req
408. Carry it for who?Copy !req
409. For what? What the heck?Copy !req
410. Who am I supposed
to carry it for?Copy !req
411. This is so frustratin'.Copy !req
412. He just told me I have
to carry this javelinCopy !req
413. for a reason,
but he didn't say why!Copy !req
414. Waller? Waller. Waller!Copy !req
415. All right, we'll camp here,Copy !req
416. and tomorrow we'll go
straight through to the cityCopy !req
417. to get to La Gatita Amable
by nightfall.Copy !req
418. What?Copy !req
419. How deep of a sleeper are you?Copy !req
420. I was having
the most wonderful dream.Copy !req
421. If it was you about to be
eaten by King Shark,Copy !req
422. then you're psychic.Copy !req
423. I don't believe
he would do that.Copy !req
424. He has very kind eyes.Copy !req
425. Hungry.Copy !req
426. You bastard!Copy !req
427. Uh...Copy !req
428. All right,
calm down with the rats!Copy !req
429. - What?
- I have a thing with rats.Copy !req
430. - You have a thing with rats?
- Yes.Copy !req
431. - And you're on a team with me?
- Not something I asked for!Copy !req
432. What are you
laughing at me for, man?Copy !req
433. Why the fuck are you
in your underwear?Copy !req
434. Tighty-whities? Really?Copy !req
435. - Now, that's just racist.
- No.Copy !req
436. It's not racist.Copy !req
437. - They're tighty-whities.
- Oh, come the fuck on.Copy !req
438. Bloodsport's got a rat phobia.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. You didn't tell meCopy !req
441. you had a fear of rats, DuBois?Copy !req
442. I'm an assassin! Why would I
share my liabilities?Copy !req
443. For fuck's sake.Copy !req
444. Aw. He's offering you
a pretty leafCopy !req
445. to show you he means no harm.Copy !req
446. Why the fuck
would I want a leaf?Copy !req
447. Just get the rats out of here!Copy !req
448. - Oh, fuck's sake.
- Huh. Cool.Copy !req
449. Hey, we gonna kill
Megalodouche now, or what?Copy !req
450. Nanaue's the strongest
member of your team.Copy !req
451. You need him
to get into Jotunheim.Copy !req
452. Yeah, well,
we can't function as a teamCopy !req
453. if we gotta watch our backCopy !req
454. from one of our own
eatin' our bollocks.Copy !req
455. Nanaue,
would you eat your friends?Copy !req
456. I no friends.Copy !req
457. You have no friends?Copy !req
458. If you did, would you eat them?Copy !req
459. Yes.Copy !req
460. No?Copy !req
461. Then, can we be your friends?Copy !req
462. Come on.Copy !req
463. He's obviously lying.Copy !req
464. If I die
'cause I gambled on love,Copy !req
465. it will be a worthy death.Copy !req
466. Friends.Copy !req
467. You are a little idiot.Copy !req
468. Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
I'm good at my job.Copy !req
469. I found him.Copy !req
470. Check it out.Copy !req
471. Look, right here, a mile north.Copy !req
472. Task Force X,Copy !req
473. you have an additional
mission directive.Copy !req
474. We've located
Colonel Rick Flag.Copy !req
475. He's been taken by the enemy.Copy !req
476. Rick Flag?Copy !req
477. I know, you both servedCopy !req
478. on special forces in Qurac
that took down Avral Kaddam.Copy !req
479. Flag was the one
who initially recommended you.Copy !req
480. You had
other operatives
in Corto MalteseCopy !req
481. and didn't tell us?Copy !req
482. There was no tactical
advantage, now there is.Copy !req
483. I've uploaded the location
on your MTS.Copy !req
484. Terminate his captors
with extreme prejudice.Copy !req
485. Kill anyone you see.
These are dangerous people.Copy !req
486. Recover Flag before moving on
to the city.Copy !req
487. That's where
they're holding Flag.Copy !req
488. Nothing like a bloodbath
to start the day.Copy !req
489. They call you Peacemaker?Copy !req
490. I cherish peace
with all my heart.Copy !req
491. I don't care
how many men, women,Copy !req
492. and children
I need to kill to get it.Copy !req
493. I thought
you were the crazy one.Copy !req
494. I am.Copy !req
495. All right.Copy !req
496. Let's get it.Copy !req
497. Boss.Copy !req
498. Gracias.Copy !req
499. No, no, no!Copy !req
500. No, no, no!Copy !req
501. Hmm?Copy !req
502. Non-lethal.Copy !req
503. You lose.Copy !req
504. Exploding compression bullets.Copy !req
505. No one likes a show-off.Copy !req
506. Unless what they're
showing off is dope as fuck.Copy !req
507. Fuck. That's true.Copy !req
508. He does throw
polka dots at people.Copy !req
509. I'm sorry it's so...
flamboyant.Copy !req
510. It looks cool. I think.Copy !req
511. I don't like to kill people,Copy !req
512. but if I pretend
they're my mom, it's easy.Copy !req
513. T.M.I., mate.Copy !req
514. DuBois?Copy !req
515. Hey, Flag.Copy !req
516. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
517. Waller told us that you were...Copy !req
518. Uh...Copy !req
519. Are you drinkin' tea?Copy !req
520. This is Sol Soria,Copy !req
521. she's the leader
of the freedom fighters,Copy !req
522. the resistance trying to take
down the current government.Copy !req
523. They saved my life.Copy !req
524. Oh, wow.Copy !req
525. Why did my people not alert me
of your arrival?Copy !req
526. We didn't see any people.Copy !req
527. Yeah, I didn't see
anybody on the way...Copy !req
528. There's no one out there.Copy !req
529. They were gone
when we got here.Copy !req
530. I turned them into my mother
in my head and killed them.Copy !req
531. Typical Americans.
Just run in, guns blazing.Copy !req
532. I know, this is messed up.Copy !req
533. - These guys, they're...
- What's this one do?Copy !req
534. They're fucking idiots,Copy !req
535. but right now our objectives
align with yours.Copy !req
536. If Jotunheim
contains the technologyCopy !req
537. our intelligence says it does,Copy !req
538. then it could be used
on the people of Corto MalteseCopy !req
539. as well as Americans.Copy !req
540. That's why we need your helpCopy !req
541. to get into the city
so we can stop 'em.Copy !req
542. Is that rat waving at me?Copy !req
543. It appears it is.Copy !req
544. Why?Copy !req
545. I'm gonna guess
because it's friendly.Copy !req
546. Luna and Suarez
murdered my entire family.Copy !req
547. I'd make a deal
with the Devil to stop them.Copy !req
548. Your people will have our help
getting to Valle Del MarCopy !req
549. to apprehend
this Gaius Grieves.Copy !req
550. Hey.Copy !req
551. - What is this?
- You slaughtered my staff!Copy !req
552. They were loyal
to the Herreras.Copy !req
553. Who are you loyal to, Thinker?Copy !req
554. They call you "Thinker," yes?Copy !req
555. All that shit in your face
is to make your brain good?Copy !req
556. Yes, makes my brain good.Copy !req
557. Are you being sarcastic
with me?Copy !req
558. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
559. I shall do to you
as we did to your employees.Copy !req
560. Hey. Mateo!Copy !req
561. What is this?Copy !req
562. Project Starfish.Copy !req
563. It's been the primary focus
of my experiments hereCopy !req
564. for the past 30 years.Copy !req
565. Here.
What... What is it doing here?Copy !req
566. Oh!Copy !req
567. It is having little babies.Copy !req
568. Not progeny,Copy !req
569. extensions of itself.Copy !req
570. They take hosts,Copy !req
571. and those hosts in turn become
part of the central being.Copy !req
572. It feeds
on their consciousnesses.Copy !req
573. Grows larger, more powerful.Copy !req
574. So...Copy !req
575. where is
this Project Starfish now?Copy !req
576. Marvelous idea, Presidente.Copy !req
577. But as I've noted,Copy !req
578. I've been working
with the beast for 30 years.Copy !req
579. And there's no one but me
capable of controlling it.Copy !req
580. Well, then...Copy !req
581. welcome to the team.Copy !req
582. Si, Camila.Copy !req
583. Presidente.Copy !req
584. You are making
a big mistakeCopy !req
585. throwing me down here!Copy !req
586. I will be outta here
soon enoughCopy !req
587. and I will kill
every last one of you,Copy !req
588. Colto Maltese-tezios.
Maltese-els.Copy !req
589. Malte-multoids. Colt-a-mults?Copy !req
590. Whatever you Mario Kart-racing
d-bags are called!Copy !req
591. Please.Copy !req
592. Put this on.Copy !req
593. Oh, wow.Copy !req
594. I'm a princess.Copy !req
595. Senorita Quinn,Copy !req
596. on behalf of the entire staff
of Our Honorable GeneralCopy !req
597. Presidente Silvio
Eleuterio Luna,Copy !req
598. it's a pleasure to serve you.Copy !req
599. Gracias.Copy !req
600. My mother said
to count back again.Copy !req
601. Ten, nine,Copy !req
602. eight, seven, six,Copy !req
603. five, four, three,Copy !req
604. two, one. Ha!
Coronel, beat that...Copy !req
605. Oh.Copy !req
606. Forgive my appearance,
Senorita Quinn.Copy !req
607. I have admired you from afarCopy !req
608. for many years now.Copy !req
609. Senorita.Copy !req
610. Me?Copy !req
611. You're a hero to me,
as well as to my people.Copy !req
612. I think you might
got me confused.Copy !req
613. Harley Quinn's fire
and rebellionCopy !req
614. in the face
of American oppressionCopy !req
615. is something to which
my entire country aspires.Copy !req
616. Oh.Copy !req
617. I have prepared lunch.Copy !req
618. Would you be so kind
as to join me?Copy !req
619. I'm so kind, sure.Copy !req
620. You want me to what?Copy !req
621. To marry me.Copy !req
622. You're joshing.Copy !req
623. Might I be frank, Harley?Copy !req
624. You might be.Copy !req
625. Good, listen.Copy !req
626. Since I took control,
the majority love me.Copy !req
627. But some find me to beCopy !req
628. an unacceptable leader.Copy !req
629. What kinds of dicks
would find that?Copy !req
630. Don't they know
how awesome you are?Copy !req
631. Have you shown them
the birdies?Copy !req
632. It may sound archaicCopy !req
633. to someone
from your part of the world,Copy !req
634. but my people,
the Corto Malteseans,Copy !req
635. they're very old-fashioned.Copy !req
636. Corto Malteseans, of course.Copy !req
637. And I am a bachelor.Copy !req
638. So they want
you to get hitched?Copy !req
639. My people say you would
make the perfect wife.Copy !req
640. Because, you know,Copy !req
641. you symbolize
anti-American fervor.Copy !req
642. Oh.Copy !req
643. But I am a romantic, Harley.Copy !req
644. I agreed to meet with you
just to appease them.Copy !req
645. However, upon spending
the day with you,Copy !req
646. I find myself hardly able
to think straight.Copy !req
647. - You are perfect in every...
- You are so freaking hot.Copy !req
648. Harley Luna.Copy !req
649. I like the ring of that.Copy !req
650. That's Jotunheim?Copy !req
651. Nazis came here seeking asylum
after World War II.Copy !req
652. They built Jotunheim
to continueCopy !req
653. their unorthodox experiments.Copy !req
654. Until the Herrera family
accepted the bounty
on the Nazis' headsCopy !req
655. and killed them all.Copy !req
656. Wowza.Copy !req
657. Many years ago,
the rumors began of a beast.Copy !req
658. These dark rumors helped
the Herrera family
maintain power.Copy !req
659. They would send
their political enemiesCopy !req
660. and their families
to the fortress,Copy !req
661. never to return.Copy !req
662. I have recently learnedCopy !req
663. these were not rumors.Copy !req
664. They were murdering thousandsCopy !req
665. in bizarre experiments
with this creature.Copy !req
666. Well, it must be a big reliefCopy !req
667. to got it
in your hands now, huh?Copy !req
668. Absolutely.Copy !req
669. Now, it is our enemies
who shall be fearful.Copy !req
670. If anyone dares
to say a negative wordCopy !req
671. about their
new president today,Copy !req
672. their parents, their children,
and anyone they ever lovedCopy !req
673. will be sent to Jotunheim
to feed the beast.Copy !req
674. I'm sorry.Copy !req
675. Recently, I made
a promise to myselfCopy !req
676. that the next time
I got a boyfriend,Copy !req
677. I'd be on the lookout
for red flags.Copy !req
678. And if I saw any,Copy !req
679. I would do the healthy thingCopy !req
680. and I would murder him.Copy !req
681. And killing kids?Copy !req
682. Kind of a red flag.Copy !req
683. I know, I know.Copy !req
684. I know what
you're tryin' to say.Copy !req
685. "Harley, why not just leave?"Copy !req
686. And I'd say,
"Why are you screaming at me?Copy !req
687. "I'm not deaf.
I'm standing right here."Copy !req
688. And then I'd say,Copy !req
689. "When your taste in men
is as bad as mine,Copy !req
690. they don't just
go away quietly.Copy !req
691. "They slash your tires
and they kill your dogs andCopy !req
692. tell you
that the music you likeCopy !req
693. ain't real music at all."Copy !req
694. And all the cruelty...Copy !req
695. tears you apart
after a while.Copy !req
696. You were real pretty and all,Copy !req
697. and R.I.P. to that absolutely
beautiful monsterCopy !req
698. between your legs, but...Copy !req
699. all in all...Copy !req
700. I think you're
more pretty like this,Copy !req
701. with all those rotten thoughts
emptied from your head.Copy !req
702. I can't believe
this thing had a bullet.Copy !req
703. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.Copy !req
704. What the hell
are you doin'?Copy !req
705. We're tired,
Colonel. We need a rest.Copy !req
706. Goddamn hobbyists.Copy !req
707. We cannot stop.Copy !req
708. We need to hurry if you're
going to help my people.Copy !req
709. Hey. We're not here
to help your people.Copy !req
710. But she's right,
we gotta keep moving.Copy !req
711. I carry friend?Copy !req
712. It's okay, Nanaue.Copy !req
713. It's happening
to his face again.Copy !req
714. - It's nothing, I slipped.
- Hey...Copy !req
715. Norman Bates, if that shit's
contagious, we need to know.Copy !req
716. It's not.Copy !req
717. - What is it?
- It's a...Copy !req
718. It's an interdimensional virus.Copy !req
719. Fuck is that?Copy !req
720. My mother was a scientist
at S.T.A.R. Labs,Copy !req
721. and she was obsessed
with turning meCopy !req
722. and my brothers and sisters
into superheroes.Copy !req
723. She infected me.Copy !req
724. Now, if I don't, you know,
expel the dots twice a day...Copy !req
725. Then what?Copy !req
726. They'll eat me alive.Copy !req
727. What happened
to your brothers and sisters?Copy !req
728. Some lived.Copy !req
729. Some...Copy !req
730. died.Copy !req
731. And your mom, where is she now?Copy !req
732. Everywhere.Copy !req
733. Okay. Let's move out.Copy !req
734. Come on,
we must hurry,Copy !req
735. or we'll be late
to meet my contact.Copy !req
736. Nom, nom!Copy !req
737. Are you Milton?Copy !req
738. Si.Copy !req
739. Milton will drive you
through townCopy !req
740. and to La Gatita Amable.Copy !req
741. There are clothes in the boxes
for all of youCopy !req
742. so you can blend in.Copy !req
743. That said, the walking tiburonCopy !req
744. is gonna have
to stay out of sight.Copy !req
745. I wear disguise.Copy !req
746. Oh, you're going
to wear a disguise.Copy !req
747. Si.Copy !req
748. Hey, he's learnin' Spanish.Copy !req
749. And what kind of disguise?Copy !req
750. - Fake mustache.
- Oh.Copy !req
751. Yeah, fake mustache
isn't gonna cut it, mate.Copy !req
752. There's gonna be a lot of
soldiers watching Jotunheim.Copy !req
753. If they discover us there...Copy !req
754. Let's pray they do not,
or you will all be dead.Copy !req
755. If they do,Copy !req
756. that'll leave
the palace vulnerable.Copy !req
757. Luna and the other generalsCopy !req
758. will be left
without protection.Copy !req
759. You're a good man,
Colonel Flag.Copy !req
760. You still look
exactly like yourself.Copy !req
761. That's the worst fake
mustache I've ever seen.Copy !req
762. And if you had fooled us,
we'd have to kill you,Copy !req
763. shark-shaped bloke
with a moustacheCopy !req
764. creeping up on us like that.Copy !req
765. Fuck!Copy !req
766. You, you.Copy !req
767. Aw.Copy !req
768. He always wants to be near you.Copy !req
769. I think he senses good in you.Copy !req
770. Yeah, there's no good in me.Copy !req
771. Damn.Copy !req
772. Supposed to play golf with
Senator Cray this weekend.Copy !req
773. I'm gonna look a fool.Copy !req
774. Waller, come in.Copy !req
775. Ugh.Copy !req
776. You missed.Copy !req
777. Waller, do you copy?Copy !req
778. We're losing connection.Copy !req
779. Waller.Copy !req
780. Fuck's sake.Copy !req
781. - Task Force X.
- Waller.Copy !req
782. You there?Copy !req
783. The military must have putCopy !req
784. signal jammers around the city.Copy !req
785. Your comms are down,Copy !req
786. but we can still activate
the bombs,Copy !req
787. not to mention what will
happen to your daughter.Copy !req
788. So, no funny business.Copy !req
789. Do you copy, DuBois?Copy !req
790. Copy.Copy !req
791. Fuck you!Copy !req
792. Hey, uh, all that stuff
about his daughter,Copy !req
793. you wouldn't
really do that, right?Copy !req
794. You don't know half
of what I would do, John.Copy !req
795. What?Copy !req
796. Why are you so afraid of rats?Copy !req
797. Why are you so in love
with them, Ratcatcher 2?Copy !req
798. You know what I think?Copy !req
799. I think you have a serious
case of daddy issues.Copy !req
800. I have no issues with
how much I loved my father.Copy !req
801. Although he was a genius...Copy !req
802. we lived homeless
in the streets of Portugal
'cause of his...Copy !req
803. burdens.Copy !req
804. He built the machines
I employ today...Copy !req
805. and taught me the secrets
of calling the rats.Copy !req
806. They brought us
trinkets to live on.Copy !req
807. And they kept us warm at night,Copy !req
808. when we would have frozen.Copy !req
809. - But eventually...
- Papa.Copy !req
810. Papa, wake up.Copy !req
811. my father's burdensCopy !req
812. became too heavy to carry.Copy !req
813. No.Copy !req
814. No, Papa.Copy !req
815. - And he was gone.
- Papa, wake up.Copy !req
816. I took his machinery
and came to America.Copy !req
817. That is the dream, right?Copy !req
818. But I was arrestedCopy !req
819. for armed bank robbery,
do you believe it?Copy !req
820. The state considered
the rats a weapon.Copy !req
821. What?Copy !req
822. You remind me of my daughter,Copy !req
823. the reason I'm here.Copy !req
824. Why are you so afraid of rats?Copy !req
825. My old man.Copy !req
826. When I was a lad,Copy !req
827. if I didn't finish
a task right,Copy !req
828. he would dole out
the punishment.Copy !req
829. And one day, he just locked me
in a crate for 24 hours.Copy !req
830. And it was
full of starvin' rats.Copy !req
831. As imperfect my father was...Copy !req
832. he loved me.Copy !req
833. I wish I could
give that to you.Copy !req
834. Don't you worry, yeah?Copy !req
835. I'm gonna get you
out of here alive.Copy !req
836. I'm going to get you
out of here alive.Copy !req
837. Senores,
this is the place.Copy !req
838. So, when's this Thinker guy
supposed to be here?Copy !req
839. Supposed to be
in the next few hours.Copy !req
840. Looks like we gotta find
something to doCopy !req
841. to pass the time. Uh, miss?Copy !req
842. How about some, uh...Copy !req
843. What do you guys drink
around here, Fernet?Copy !req
844. How about a round of Fernets
for the table.Copy !req
845. - Comprende?
- Si.Copy !req
846. Hey, Pissmaker,
we're on a mission.Copy !req
847. Easy, Inspector Gadget.Copy !req
848. A little drink
never hurt nobody.Copy !req
849. Except for
the thousands of peopleCopy !req
850. killed in drunk driving
accidents every year.Copy !req
851. Come on, DuBois,
this could be our last drink.Copy !req
852. Gracias.Copy !req
853. Just one.Copy !req
854. - You're gonna be that guy?
- I'm gonna be that guy.Copy !req
855. Hey, chica.Copy !req
856. Forgot the rat.Copy !req
857. Here's to being alive
in three hours.Copy !req
858. I'll be alive.
You speak for yourself.Copy !req
859. There you go, there you go.Copy !req
860. Don't give any more to Polka!Copy !req
861. Go. Go.Copy !req
862. That is a gun.Copy !req
863. So, smile.Copy !req
864. We're old mates who are gonna
take a trip to Jotunheim.Copy !req
865. Yup.Copy !req
866. Even with my help, you think
you can get into Jotunheim?Copy !req
867. Well, if we can't,
I've got a Great WhiteCopy !req
868. out back that's looking
for some chum.Copy !req
869. Now, come on.Copy !req
870. All right, nice and easy.Copy !req
871. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
872. No, no, no!Copy !req
873. All right...Copy !req
874. Take him out through the back,
all right.Copy !req
875. Find my coordinates in the pad
and meet me in half an hour.Copy !req
876. - What?
- Hey, did you hear what I said?Copy !req
877. - Yes, but...
- Go.Copy !req
878. Let's go.Copy !req
879. Hey, calm down.Copy !req
880. There's no need
to disturb everyone's night.Copy !req
881. I'm right here, I'm the one
you're looking for.Copy !req
882. Yep, us too.
We're his American companions.Copy !req
883. What?Copy !req
884. Ow!Copy !req
885. - Come on. Go.
- He...Copy !req
886. Oh, God.Copy !req
887. Move it!Copy !req
888. Come on!Copy !req
889. Hey!Copy !req
890. Your equipmentCopy !req
891. manipulates
animal behavior, clever.Copy !req
892. I'm working on something
similar with humans.Copy !req
893. Be quiet, please.Copy !req
894. You are perceivably panicked.Copy !req
895. I'm guessing that you are not
the alphas of this battalion.Copy !req
896. Do you want a dozen angry
rodents crawling up your ass?Copy !req
897. My answer might not
be what you expect.Copy !req
898. Go, go!Copy !req
899. I'm sorry for you.Copy !req
900. But soon
you will all be joiningCopy !req
901. your deranged compatriot,
Harley Quinn.Copy !req
902. Is Harley alive?Copy !req
903. Not for long.Copy !req
904. Mayor General Suarez
can be rather harshCopy !req
905. when extracting information.Copy !req
906. Dim mak.Copy !req
907. That's
the Cantonese term for it.Copy !req
908. In Japan, it's kyoshu jitsu.Copy !req
909. In English,
it's simply the Death Touch,Copy !req
910. how to kill a man
with a single blow.Copy !req
911. Of course it's possibleCopy !req
912. to kill a man
with a single blow.Copy !req
913. But it's a matter of chance,Copy !req
914. and cannot be wielded
with certainty.Copy !req
915. - That's what they say.
- They?Copy !req
916. - Amateurs.
- On one?Copy !req
917. One.Copy !req
918. I don't smoke.Copy !req
919. All right.Copy !req
920. Let's go to Jotunheim.Copy !req
921. Nope.Copy !req
922. There's somethin'
we gotta take care of first.Copy !req
923. What?Copy !req
924. I will ask again.Copy !req
925. How many meta-power teammatesCopy !req
926. arrived with you
to Corto Maltese?Copy !req
927. Sixty-nine.Copy !req
928. Sixty-nine?Copy !req
929. How could you get
69 troops into the...Copy !req
930. You gotta be kiddin' me.Copy !req
931. You're gonna risk
the entire missionCopy !req
932. for a mental defective
dressed as a court jester.Copy !req
933. This coming from a guy
that wears a toilet seat
on his head.Copy !req
934. We don't leave
one of our own behind.Copy !req
935. You're okay with this?Copy !req
936. No, but I've been around Flag
when he's got a rag
in his mouth.Copy !req
937. - Best not to tug it.
- Motherfucker!Copy !req
938. Hey, wake up, wake up.Copy !req
939. All right, let's go.Copy !req
940. All right, we'll enter
through the third floor,Copy !req
941. go to the inner staircase,
and then down to the cellarCopy !req
942. where they usually
keep their detainees.Copy !req
943. Hopefully,
Harley's still alive.Copy !req
944. It's not a toilet seat,
it's a beacon of freedom!Copy !req
945. Hola.Copy !req
946. Um...Copy !req
947. Ratatouille, what do you got?Copy !req
948. Third floor hallway's clear.Copy !req
949. Abner?Copy !req
950. There doesn't seem
to be any incoming traffic.Copy !req
951. Bird.Copy !req
952. Nanaue, stay off the comm.Copy !req
953. Colonel, I got a clean shot
on the only one in the office.Copy !req
954. Just give the word.Copy !req
955. Fire on three, two...Copy !req
956. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
957. I... You.
We're here to save you.Copy !req
958. You were gonna... save me?Copy !req
959. It was a really good plan, too.Copy !req
960. Well, I can go back inside,
and you can still do it.Copy !req
961. That's patronizing.Copy !req
962. Yeah, no, it's not...Copy !req
963. Uh,
what's with the javelin?Copy !req
964. I'm waitin' for God to tell me.Copy !req
965. Jesus Christ.
Yeah.Copy !req
966. Or Him. Or any of them, really.Copy !req
967. Okay.Copy !req
968. Okay.Copy !req
969. Are you two
all right, yeah?Copy !req
970. - I'm so sorry.
- That's all right.Copy !req
971. Harley Quinn.Copy !req
972. Bloodsport.Copy !req
973. All right, who ate
all the fucking empanadas?Copy !req
974. Mine were very good.Copy !req
975. I had the chicken.Copy !req
976. All right,Copy !req
977. here's the deal.
We fail the mission, you die.Copy !req
978. We find out any information
you give us is false, you die.Copy !req
979. If we find out you have
personalized license plates,
you die.Copy !req
980. What? No.Copy !req
981. If you mismatch blacks,
you die.Copy !req
982. No.Copy !req
983. If you cough without
covering your mouth...Copy !req
984. Harley. Those last three
aren't things.Copy !req
985. Although, probably
don't need to say this,Copy !req
986. but that isn't
an open invitationCopy !req
987. for you to cough
without covering your mouth.Copy !req
988. All right, we're gonna need
you to drive the minibus,Copy !req
989. with all of us inside, past
the guards at the front gate.Copy !req
990. Once through the gate,
we'll use you to get through
the retinal scanner.Copy !req
991. There are security cameras
everywhere.Copy !req
992. They're being dealt with.Copy !req
993. We'll neutralize the soldiers
there and enter.Copy !req
994. Once we're inside,
we separate into teams.Copy !req
995. I am walking back and forth.Copy !req
996. Okay. You're gonna lead me
and Ratcatcher 2
to Project Starfish.Copy !req
997. I'm going with you
'cause I don't trust this guy.Copy !req
998. No, no, no,
you're coming with me.Copy !req
999. Our munitions expertise
are needed
to place the explosives,Copy !req
1000. starting at the first floor,
going all the way to the top.Copy !req
1001. Once we're clear, we blow
the tits off that thing,Copy !req
1002. and go home.Copy !req
1003. This is suicide.Copy !req
1004. Well, that's kind of our thing.Copy !req
1005. Yeah.Copy !req
1006. This is insane.Copy !req
1007. Yeah, no.Copy !req
1008. I love the rain.Copy !req
1009. It's like angels
are splooging all over us.Copy !req
1010. It's good for cover.Copy !req
1011. Yep, that too.Copy !req
1012. You son of a bit...Copy !req
1013. Input
the emergency code. Now!Copy !req
1014. Well, go on then!Copy !req
1015. Yo!Copy !req
1016. Okay, Pokey.Copy !req
1017. You get a bomb, you get a bomb.Copy !req
1018. Harley and I
will meet you up
on the second floor.Copy !req
1019. Yeah? All right.Copy !req
1020. God damn it,
Nanaue.Copy !req
1021. No!Copy !req
1022. Quit bein' a play baby.Copy !req
1023. Peacemaker.Copy !req
1024. It's actually very nice.Copy !req
1025. Just put it against the wall.Copy !req
1026. It looks nothin' like me.Copy !req
1027. Move. Move it.Copy !req
1028. This way.Copy !req
1029. Si.Copy !req
1030. Vamonos. Vamonos!Copy !req
1031. Good God.Copy !req
1032. If God existed,Copy !req
1033. wouldn't this be proof
that he wasn't good at all?Copy !req
1034. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1035. I thought you were looking
for Project Starfish.Copy !req
1036. You've brought us visitors,
have you, Grieves?Copy !req
1037. Have you come to save me
from that madman?Copy !req
1038. Thirty years he's kept me here.Copy !req
1039. Tortured me.Copy !req
1040. Had his way with me.Copy !req
1041. I call it Starro the Conqueror.Copy !req
1042. That's meant to be derisive.Copy !req
1043. Sorry, old chum.Copy !req
1044. These two are here to kill you.Copy !req
1045. It's out of my hands.Copy !req
1046. We need to help these people.Copy !req
1047. Impossible, dear. They're
corpses below those stars.Copy !req
1048. Who are they?Copy !req
1049. The fodder of powerful men
through every age.Copy !req
1050. Dissidents,Copy !req
1051. journalists,Copy !req
1052. political rivals,Copy !req
1053. and their loved ones.Copy !req
1054. Oh, please,Copy !req
1055. unclutch your fucking pearls,
Flag.Copy !req
1056. We serve the same master.Copy !req
1057. We were sent here to stop you.Copy !req
1058. Child,Copy !req
1059. your government
didn't send you hereCopy !req
1060. to protect the world
from alien technology.Copy !req
1061. Your government sent you here
to cover up their part in it.Copy !req
1062. You're a goddamn liar.Copy !req
1063. American goddamn astronauts
found Starro.Copy !req
1064. Yankee-fucking-doodle dandies.Copy !req
1065. Although the Cold War
was ended,Copy !req
1066. your government
saw the potentialCopy !req
1067. in weaponizing
such a powerful beast,Copy !req
1068. but banish the thoughtCopy !req
1069. of any such experiments
being held on American soil.Copy !req
1070. Your people
have always been squeamishCopy !req
1071. about the sacrifices necessaryCopy !req
1072. for scientific advancement.Copy !req
1073. So,Copy !req
1074. the United States
made a secret dealCopy !req
1075. with the Corto Maltese
governmentCopy !req
1076. to conduct
their illegal experiments hereCopy !req
1077. in Jotunheim.Copy !req
1078. And they hired me
to oversee them.Copy !req
1079. And now, because ofCopy !req
1080. a run-of-the-mill
fucking military coup,Copy !req
1081. they're gonna destroy
30 years' worth of efforts.Copy !req
1082. Yeah!Copy !req
1083. You're the real victim here.Copy !req
1084. The hell you doing here?
You're supposed to be upstairs
plantin' explosives.Copy !req
1085. I told you I didn't trust him.Copy !req
1086. Your records are located
in those computers?Copy !req
1087. Colonel, what are you doing?Copy !req
1088. I joined the military
to serve my country,Copy !req
1089. not to be its puppet.Copy !req
1090. What are you doing?Copy !req
1091. Who are you going
to show that to?Copy !req
1092. The press. Goddamn people
deserve to know.Copy !req
1093. I'm tired of coverin' up
their dirty little secrets.Copy !req
1094. This time
these sons of bitches
are gonna be held account...Copy !req
1095. I can't let you do that,
Colonel.Copy !req
1096. - Excuse me?
- I'm truly sorry.Copy !req
1097. Miss Waller charged me
with makin' sureCopy !req
1098. those records
don't leave this building.Copy !req
1099. Of course, I shoulda known.Copy !req
1100. Waller's always got a backup.Copy !req
1101. Come on, man,
this isn't personal.Copy !req
1102. Holdin' a gun on me
is pretty fucking personal.Copy !req
1103. What is that?Copy !req
1104. I'm gonna need that drive,
Colonel.Copy !req
1105. Those morons set off
the explosives too early.Copy !req
1106. Hand over the drive!Copy !req
1107. Let's go, come on!Copy !req
1108. They experimented on children.Copy !req
1109. No one is sayin'
what they did was right.Copy !req
1110. They experimented on children!Copy !req
1111. That information gets out,Copy !req
1112. it causes
an international incident!Copy !req
1113. Keepin' the peace
is worth any price,Copy !req
1114. including the life
of a hero like yours, sir,Copy !req
1115. so please...Copy !req
1116. don't make me do this.Copy !req
1117. What have you people done?Copy !req
1118. Sebastian, come!Copy !req
1119. Okay, we gotta calm down.Copy !req
1120. Let's all just...
Let's talk about this.Copy !req
1121. I understand
where you're coming from.Copy !req
1122. I crossed a line.Copy !req
1123. Okay, I crossed a line!Copy !req
1124. I realize that,
but I'm ready to change.Copy !req
1125. I am ready to change.Copy !req
1126. And I didn't
mean to hurt you...Copy !req
1127. You motherfucker.Copy !req
1128. Peacemaker.Copy !req
1129. What a joke.Copy !req
1130. Cleo.Copy !req
1131. Give me back the drive.Copy !req
1132. I told you that information
can't get out. Fuck!Copy !req
1133. So, okay, okay,
destroy the hard drive.Copy !req
1134. Why kill me?Copy !req
1135. Because I'm thorough.Copy !req
1136. Oh, my...Copy !req
1137. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
1138. No, no...Copy !req
1139. All right, troops are coming.Copy !req
1140. This floor, and then
nine floors left. Let's go!Copy !req
1141. Come on!Copy !req
1142. New dumb friends.Copy !req
1143. Aw, fizzle sticks. Hold on.Copy !req
1144. Has anyone got eyes
or ears on any more?Copy !req
1145. They killed Milton!Copy !req
1146. Milton was still with us?Copy !req
1147. - Where'd you think he was?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1148. I thought he stayed back
with the bus.Copy !req
1149. What was Milton gonna do?Copy !req
1150. He was helping us!Copy !req
1151. - Who's Milton?
- What?Copy !req
1152. I don't remember any Milton.Copy !req
1153. Fuck! He has been with us
the whole time.Copy !req
1154. Somebody named Milton
has been with us
the whole time?Copy !req
1155. Yes!Copy !req
1156. I don't think so.
I think I would've noticedCopy !req
1157. if a guy named Milton's
been with us.Copy !req
1158. It's not a very common name.Copy !req
1159. I don't think
I've ever even met Milton.Copy !req
1160. Are you messing around
right now?Copy !req
1161. He was a really nice guy,Copy !req
1162. and he sacrificed himself
to help us.Copy !req
1163. And now look at him.Copy !req
1164. He's dead.Copy !req
1165. Oh, that guy!
Milton, Milton.Copy !req
1166. So, when did this great
love affair with Milton start?Copy !req
1167. I liked him
from the beginning, okay?Copy !req
1168. I just didn't say
anything until...Copy !req
1169. No!Copy !req
1170. Harley!
Give us a hand!Copy !req
1171. Hey!Copy !req
1172. Vamos. Vamos.Copy !req
1173. Oh!Copy !req
1174. Oh, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
1175. Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
1176. Oh.Copy !req
1177. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
1178. No, no, no.Copy !req
1179. How?Copy !req
1180. Smaller bullets.Copy !req
1181. He killed Colonel Flag.Copy !req
1182. He wanted to share this
with the press.Copy !req
1183. It's proof
the American governmentCopy !req
1184. was behind Project Starfish
the whole time.Copy !req
1185. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1186. I think it's trying to get out.Copy !req
1187. - What?
- Starro the...Copy !req
1188. Whoa.Copy !req
1189. Cover your faces!Copy !req
1190. Si.Copy !req
1191. Si.Copy !req
1192. - Whoa.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1193. Uh... Hey, guys?Copy !req
1194. Oh, shit, there's...Copy !req
1195. This city is mine.Copy !req
1196. Uh, Miss Waller,
I think the feed is back up.Copy !req
1197. Oh, my God, Miss Waller!Copy !req
1198. We've got a freaking kaiju
up in this shit!Copy !req
1199. Task force X, come in.Copy !req
1200. Are you there?Copy !req
1201. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1202. Whatever signal jammersCopy !req
1203. were blocking
our communicationsCopy !req
1204. must have been in the building
you just demolished.Copy !req
1205. Yeah, well, we've got a mite
issue over here, Waller.Copy !req
1206. It's Project Starfish,
Miss Waller.Copy !req
1207. It's headed towards the city,
and I think it wantsCopy !req
1208. to feed on as many people
as it can.Copy !req
1209. Not our problem.Copy !req
1210. If you've destroyed Jotunheim
and the records within,Copy !req
1211. you've achieved the objective.Copy !req
1212. Corto Maltese
is no longer a U.S. ally.Copy !req
1213. If anything,
the White House will considerCopy !req
1214. fomenting disruption
in a hostile nationCopy !req
1215. a positive development.Copy !req
1216. You heard what she said.Copy !req
1217. Fuck.Copy !req
1218. Bloodsport is off mission.Copy !req
1219. What the...Copy !req
1220. She'll kill you, you know.Copy !req
1221. That's her business.Copy !req
1222. I knew Sebastian sensed good
in you for a reason.Copy !req
1223. Just keep that fucking rat
away from me.Copy !req
1224. Ratcatcher is also off mission.Copy !req
1225. Bloodsport, Ratcatcher,Copy !req
1226. turn around.Copy !req
1227. Where go, friends?Copy !req
1228. Nanaue!Copy !req
1229. I know what I'm carrying
the javelin for.Copy !req
1230. Krill, turn around now!Copy !req
1231. Turn back now, God damn it!Copy !req
1232. - Open it.
- Miss Waller...Copy !req
1233. Open it!Copy !req
1234. What are you doing,
Task Force X?Copy !req
1235. Fuck!Copy !req
1236. Turn around now, God damn it!Copy !req
1237. You dumb pieces of shit!Copy !req
1238. Motherfuckers!Copy !req
1239. God damn it, Task Force X,
this is your lastCopy !req
1240. motherfucking warning!Copy !req
1241. Oh, my God!
What the fuck did you do?Copy !req
1242. All those people, John.Copy !req
1243. Little kids.Copy !req
1244. Task Force X, the creature
is headed to Calle Principal.Copy !req
1245. Avoid Avenida Medrano.Copy !req
1246. - There is a swarm of infected.
- Jesus.Copy !req
1247. So, your clearest path
is Calle Aguero.Copy !req
1248. Get on the satellite, Dale,
you fucking dickhead!Copy !req
1249. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1250. Huh?Copy !req
1251. Harley, take the high ground!Copy !req
1252. Nanaue! Monster is nom nom!Copy !req
1253. Monster nom nom?Copy !req
1254. Yes!Copy !req
1255. Abner, do you see who that is?Copy !req
1256. Huh?Copy !req
1257. It's your mom!Copy !req
1258. I'm a superhero!Copy !req
1259. I'm a motherfucking super...Copy !req
1260. God!Copy !req
1261. No! No!Copy !req
1262. Oh, no...Copy !req
1263. This cityCopy !req
1264. is mine!Copy !req
1265. This city isn't yours.Copy !req
1266. This city isn't ours.Copy !req
1267. This city is theirs.Copy !req
1268. Oh, hell.Copy !req
1269. Why rats, Papa?Copy !req
1270. Rats are the lowliest
and most despisedCopy !req
1271. of all creatures, my love.Copy !req
1272. If they have purpose,Copy !req
1273. so do we all.Copy !req
1274. I was happy,Copy !req
1275. floating, staring at the stars.Copy !req
1276. A group of escaped convictsCopy !req
1277. saved a city of millionsCopy !req
1278. on the small island nation
of Corto Maltese today.Copy !req
1279. That's my dad.Copy !req
1280. Because of these people,Copy !req
1281. Corto Maltese will have
free democratic electionsCopy !req
1282. for the first time in 90 years.Copy !req
1283. Viva Corto Maltese!Copy !req
1284. Viva Corto Maltese!Copy !req
1285. Viva Corto Maltese! Viva...Copy !req
1286. - That's my dad.
- ... Corto Maltese! Viva...Copy !req
1287. Yeah.Copy !req
1288. Yeah.Copy !req
1289. Oh, that's just a taste
of what's on that drive.Copy !req
1290. I've uploaded it all
to a secure server.Copy !req
1291. Now, if you kill any one of us,Copy !req
1292. or my daughter ever sees
the inside of a prison,Copy !req
1293. it goes public.Copy !req
1294. If we all go free,Copy !req
1295. it never has to see
the light of day.Copy !req
1296. I told you I'd make you
a leader, DuBois.Copy !req
1297. You got a deal.Copy !req
1298. Nanaue.Copy !req
1299. Look, I know Flag wanted to
give the drive to the press,Copy !req
1300. but we just saved
a whole bloody city.Copy !req
1301. We can't have it all.Copy !req
1302. Flag was my friend.Copy !req
1303. Mine too.Copy !req
1304. And I haven't got
many of those.Copy !req
1305. I could be your friend, Milton.Copy !req
1306. Not my name.Copy !req
1307. What?Copy !req
1308. What are you talkin' about?
We just had a conversationCopy !req
1309. for, like, three hours
about how your name is Milton.Copy !req
1310. Didn't.Copy !req
1311. Yes, we did.Copy !req
1312. No. Our ride's here.Copy !req
1313. Hmm.Copy !req
1314. Nom nom?Copy !req
1315. Really?Copy !req
1316. That is what you're
thinkin' about right now?Copy !req
1317. No. That nom nom though.Copy !req
1318. No, it's not nom nom.Copy !req
1319. No!Copy !req
1320. Said they found him
in the rubble.Copy !req
1321. They were shocked
his heart was still beating.Copy !req
1322. I wasn't certain
how safe it was,Copy !req
1323. shipping him back here.Copy !req
1324. But, if anything,
he's shown he's resilient.Copy !req
1325. It'll take some surgery,Copy !req
1326. but eventually we'll get him
back up to speed.Copy !req
1327. You realize
this is revenge, right?Copy !req
1328. Waller knows
we double-crossed her,Copy !req
1329. and she's getting back at usCopy !req
1330. by saddling us
with this douchebag.Copy !req
1331. Yep.Copy !req
1332. I heard he was sort of a hero
down in Corto Maltese.Copy !req
1333. Oh, is that what you heard?
Because not quite.Copy !req
1334. What do you guys
want him for?Copy !req
1335. Just to save
the fucking world, that's all.Copy !req