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Most of the nation—
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517. It all started with the morning show.
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518. And rumor has it,
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519. that you are up
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520. Ah, wait...
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521. just a moment.
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522. I'm being told
you are going to host
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523. the New Year's Eve show,
can you confirm this?
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524. Yes, that's right.
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525. Yes, that's right.
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526. Oh my God! That is huge news!
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527. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
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528. Where are you from,
how did you get discovered?
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529. I want, we want to know everything.
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530. Well, I mean...
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531. there's really not very much to tell.
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532. I'm just a girl
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533. from a very small town in Indiana.
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534. I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
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535. In fact, it's not even a town.
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536. I'm not sure you could
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537. a farm, perhaps?
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538. But, ever since I can remember,
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539. it has always been my dream
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540. to be on the screen.
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541. This is my dream.
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542. As a child I used to put
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543. Your family.
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544. How sweet.
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545. So...
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546. everyone is aware
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547. that you replaced
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548. Elisabeth Sparkle.
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549. And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
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550. you turned up the volume,
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551. and you rocked their world.
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552. Were you a fan of her show?
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553. Well...
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554. Well, I can't...
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555. I can't really say
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556. her show.
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557. You do know that we're not exactly
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559. it was a bit old-fashioned.
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560. Jurassic Fitness, really.
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561. Jurassic Fitness?
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562. It needed a change.
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563. I'll fucking show you.
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564. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?
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565. You want it?
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566. Come on,
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567. come get
your fucking Jurassic Fitness!
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568. But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
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569. So every morning,
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570. rain or shine,
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571. Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
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572. So, in a way, I grew up with her.
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573. Whether I liked it or not.
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574. I guess that's why you can say
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575. "Some sort of connection."
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576. You wouldn't exist
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577. without me.
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578. It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
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580. The question that we ask
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581. each and every one of our guests.
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582. Would you share one of your little
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583. beauty secrets with us?
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584. Just one little trick of yours
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585. that helps you look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.
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586. - I don't know...
- Say it!
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587. Say it!
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588. - Let me think.
- Say it.
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589. Tell them
who your little beauty secret is.
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590. I guess...
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591. Why don't we just show them right here?
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592. Here's your little beauty secret.
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593. I guess I just try to be myself.
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594. To be sincere
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595. and grateful for all that I have.
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596. And to always remember
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597. America's sweetheart.
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598. "I just...
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599. I try to be myself."
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600. Stop it!
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601. Stop it.
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602. You're taking it from me.
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603. That's your little secret.
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604. Stop it!
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605. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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606. You have to...
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608. I can't go back inside her.
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611. disgusting!
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612. Coming to bed?
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613. Yes.
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614. I'll be right there.
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615. - Yes?
- Hi!
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616. Hi, this is an emergency.
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617. There's no more stabilizer fluid.
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618. Hello?
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619. It's fucking 503.
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620. Yes.
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621. I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
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622. It means you've reached the end.
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623. What do you mean, the end?
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624. You've drained it all out.
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626. you must let the fluid regenerate.
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627. Tell me how to do it,
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628. I need to stabilize myself right now.
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629. You simply have to switch.
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630. Excuse me?
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631. The switch reboots
the fluid secretion process
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632. so you can continue
to enjoy the experience.
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633. No, no, no.
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634. I can't switch, I can't.
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635. Especially not now.
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636. There is no other option.
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637. Sue?
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638. Babe?
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639. Sue?
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640. You alright?
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641. Stressed out about tomorrow?
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642. Sue? Is something wrong?
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643. You a little cranky because
of your lady business?
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644. Sue, open the door.
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645. Come on, Sue.
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646. It's not funny,
I need to take a piss.
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647. Sue, open the door.
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648. Open the door, Sue. Come on.
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649. Babe.
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650. Open the door.
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651. Sue...
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653. Get out!
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654. What the fuck?
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655. Get the fuck out!
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656. Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
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657. And leave me alone!
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658. What the fuck!
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659. Yes?
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660. I...
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661. It's 503,
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663. Are you sure?
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664. I wanna stop!
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665. I wanna fucking stop.
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666. I wanna stop!
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667. We'll deliver.
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668. Sue? I—
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669. Fuck off!
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670. Are you sure?
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671. Once you stop, you can't go back.
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672. You will simply remain on your own.
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673. Just on your own.
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674. Just on your own.
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675. On your own...
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676. Shut the fuck up!
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677. On your—
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680. Over here!
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681. We love you!
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682. I can't.
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686. Cause...
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687. I hate myself.
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688. You gotta...
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689. you gotta get ready,
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690. it's our big,
it's our big night.
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691. Come on, they're gonna
love you so much.
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692. Come on.
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693. Come on.
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694. One, two...
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695. you're the only lovable part of me,
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696. you have to come back.
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697. You have to come back!
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698. Come back...
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699. Come on.
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700. Come on.
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701. Come on!
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702. Got an hour and a half
for makeup. Hair...
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703. And then we gotta get you
to the fitting room, into your dress.
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704. After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.
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before the show starts.
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707. Okay, let's go.
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708. Come on.
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709. The dress.
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710. Wonderful!
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715. I'm gonna be right back, sorry.
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720. More beautiful,
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723. Yes, let me meet you there.
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to the shareholders.
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727. They have been dying to meet you.
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730. So, smile!
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731. It's what we want tonight!
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732. Pretty girls should always smile.
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733. Girls, come on.
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734. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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735. Come on, we gotta go.
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736. Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.
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737. Go, go, go!
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738. Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!
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739. Hey, ready for tonight?
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740. I need a better version of myself.
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741. Please give me
a better version of myself, please.
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742. Please!
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743. Come on!
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744. Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.
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746. age, measurements.
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749. Pretty girls
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750. should always smile.
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751. At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.
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752. There she is, so beautiful.
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753. We love you!
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754. This is where you belong,
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755. and you'll always belong here.
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756. We can't do it without you.
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757. We could never do it without you.
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758. You're irreplaceable.
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759. Girls, come on, let's go.
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760. Alright, come on, everybody.
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761. Let's go, let's go.
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762. You will not be disappointed.
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763. She's my most beautiful creation.
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764. I have shaped her for success.
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765. I'm so happy
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767. I've missed you all
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769. The monster!
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770. Shoot the monster!
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771. It's a freak!
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772. No!
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773. Shoot the monster!
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774. Don't be scared
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775. Monster!
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776. It's still me.
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777. It's me!
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780. Freak!
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781. You freak!
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784. Monster!
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785. It's me!
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786. Just me.
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787. I'm the same.
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788. Too bad her boobs aren't
in the middle of her face
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789. instead of that nose.
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790. Next!
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791. Pretty girls should always smile.
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792. At 50 it stops.
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