1. I go to sleep
for fifteen years and you marry my fiancee.Copy !req
2. Isn't that incredible?Copy !req
3. I almost killed her, Mike.
When I woke up, she was all blue.Copy !req
4. So you think Loki would be really fucked off,
if we got married.Copy !req
5. - I guess he would.
- So let's get married!Copy !req
6. Congratulations.Copy !req
7. Thank you.Copy !req
8. This is yours.Copy !req
9. The marriage contract.Copy !req
10. I like the the way, they look like trees...Copy !req
11. - Dancing trees.
- But for fuck's sake!Copy !req
12. Then a bit at the bottom, where
the happy couple and their celestial guardiansCopy !req
13. sign on the dotted line.Copy !req
14. - And that's it?
- That's it.Copy !req
15. So, to ensure the purity of this act of marriage..Copy !req
16. we join our families in a
oath which will never be broken.Copy !req
17. You and I'll have a little chat
on the rules of being a god.Copy !req
18. And Ingas secret ingredient.Copy !req
19. Nothing new to report.Copy !req
20. - You should get that looked at.
- Leave it.Copy !req
21. I deserve it.Copy !req
22. - Why?
- It was my fault.Copy !req
23. How?Copy !req
24. Wow, you're a fricking hero.Copy !req
25. What you did was unbelievble.
You saved his life, Axl.Copy !req
26. Ty?Copy !req
27. Ty.Copy !req
28. I broke rule number one.Copy !req
29. I told a mortal,
and the mortal suffered.Copy !req
30. Sorry to hear that.
Did you freeze him to death?Copy !req
31. What? No. Quite the opposite.Copy !req
32. Shit, Dawn.Copy !req
33. - Is Dawn dead?
- Worse.Copy !req
34. - She's fine.
- Fine?Copy !req
35. Ty, because of me, my friend
might went up in flames.Copy !req
36. Do you love your flatmate more than life itself,
but if you stay with her, it would kill her?Copy !req
37. It is not a competion!Copy !req
38. If it was, I'd win.Copy !req
39. The Almighty Johnsons - S01E10
Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice Like Jesus, Only CoolerCopy !req
40. Translation from Italian: KreatorCopy !req
41. Thanks to
Subsfactory and The Norse SubbersCopy !req
42. I look like a freak, don't I?Copy !req
43. No. You don't.Copy !req
44. If she meant no,
you'd say stuff like: "No more than usual"Copy !req
45. so I'll take that as a yes.Copy !req
46. The doctors keep using the letters lucky.Copy !req
47. How lucky I am,
the burns could befar worse.Copy !req
48. Then there is the part where
"I'll be lucky if I see you again."Copy !req
49. Axl is getting married?Copy !req
50. I had no idea he was even seeing anyone.
Not seriously, anyway I mean...Copy !req
51. he's always trolling with with Anders.Copy !req
52. Oh my gosh...Copy !req
53. - He has gotten some girl pregnant, isn't he?
- We can't see each other anymore.Copy !req
54. Sorry?Copy !req
55. It's not you, it's me.Copy !req
56. I just really can't see any
way I ever can be with you...Copy !req
57. That we can be together.Copy !req
58. Really, really isn't you.Copy !req
59. You have to believe about that.Copy !req
60. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
61. You're really good at this.Copy !req
62. I don't get many complains from my patients.Copy !req
63. I bet, secretly,
most of them are in love with you.Copy !req
64. Not most of them.Copy !req
65. Some of them, then.Copy !req
66. Some, maybe.Copy !req
67. I can think of one, right now.Copy !req
68. And he has been for ages now.Copy !req
69. And how come he never done a thing about it?Copy !req
70. To scared if I got it wrong,
I might lose you forever.Copy !req
71. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
72. Trying to tell you, that I love you.Copy !req
73. And try to find out, if you feel the
same about me, as I do about you.Copy !req
74. Don't you think it's a bit 'late?Copy !req
75. I hope not.Copy !req
76. I'd change everything to be with you, Gaia.Copy !req
77. I swear.Copy !req
78. What kind of monster dumps a woman for
no reason, while she is in a hospital bed?Copy !req
79. Dawn is devastated, Mike.Copy !req
80. I know.Copy !req
81. - It's shit for her. - It would help,
if she knew why. Are you seeing Ty today?Copy !req
82. Not until tonight.Copy !req
83. Oh, right. Axls stag thing.Copy !req
84. I'll give Ty a bollocking then.Copy !req
85. I have to go with Rob to the doctor.
I will try to see Dawn after.Copy !req
86. - Yes, tell her I'm sorry.
- I will.Copy !req
87. - Will you be home before that thing?
- Shure, yeah. See you tonight.Copy !req
88. - I'll see you, Mike.
- Yes, cheers.Copy !req
89. So, you almost kill her and then when she
is still in the hospital, you dump her.Copy !req
90. - What are you?
- Anders, leave it alone.Copy !req
91. Do you have any idea what an emotional
wreck I have to deal with now?Copy !req
92. I will fucking kill him!Copy !req
93. - How? By casing me in ice?
- Anders, will you not fucking with him?Copy !req
94. Chill, chill, as it where.
The universe will deal to Anders.Copy !req
95. Why can't he use the powers for good,
like doing something about climate change?Copy !req
96. What's going on?Copy !req
97. Why you call us here?
Better it is bloody important.Copy !req
98. Yes, it kind of is...Copy !req
99. But it should wait for a bit.Copy !req
100. Dawn!Copy !req
101. Oh my god, you have no idea
how worried I was about you.Copy !req
102. Should you even be here?
You should least take day off.Copy !req
103. I have nothing else to live for.Copy !req
104. What's... going on?Copy !req
105. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
106. When you dump someone,
and then send them flowers and a gift basket...Copy !req
107. that is called a fucking mix message.Copy !req
108. At least now I don't have to carry this to you.Copy !req
109. It's cold in here. I'm getting coffee.Copy !req
110. - Can you get me a latte?
- No.Copy !req
111. See what I have to live with?Copy !req
112. Axl, can we get, whatever this is, over with?Copy !req
113. Right.Copy !req
114. The wedding is kind of off.Copy !req
115. When you say that, what do you mean?Copy !req
116. - Off is an off.
- Have you gotten fucking insane?Copy !req
117. You seemed quite determined to go
down the marriage part yesterday.Copy !req
118. Yeah, well, there's kind of someone else now.Copy !req
119. - Anyone else?
- YesCopy !req
120. - Is she also the Frigg?
- I don't think that's possible.Copy !req
121. - No, I know it's impossible. I was making
a point. - No, she is not.Copy !req
122. Does she have a name?Copy !req
123. Gaia.Copy !req
124. - The flatmate.
- With intriguingly...Copy !req
125. a goddess name.Copy !req
126. It's a hippy fucking goddes name, but
she is not the goddess, is she?Copy !req
127. Did you boink her?Copy !req
128. We have...Copy !req
129. - made love, yes.
- So you plowed your flatmate.Copy !req
130. Big deal, we've all been there.Copy !req
131. Is this after what happend to your flatmate?Copy !req
132. Axl, you are going through some big changes.
Getting married..Copy !req
133. Becoming the all-powerful leader
of the pantheon of the gods,Copy !req
134. so it is understandable you got a few giddies.Copy !req
135. And what better way to work through of that,Copy !req
136. than by rogering the cute flatmate.Copy !req
137. Let me talk to Axl.Copy !req
138. - Sure, so long as you remind him...
- I'm all over it.Copy !req
139. Come on.Copy !req
140. Thanks for your input, Ty.Copy !req
141. You're in love with Gaia.Copy !req
142. Yeah.Copy !req
143. I am.Copy !req
144. Told Eva yet?Copy !req
145. Yeah, hell hath no fury
like a goddess scorned.Copy !req
146. Is that exactly true?Copy !req
147. I got to find out!
It seemed like a propiet thing to say.Copy !req
148. Thanks for that.Copy !req
149. You're gonne have to tell, though.Copy !req
150. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
151. Do you think if your mate
Zeb had'nt gone up in smoke...Copy !req
152. You and Gaia would still have...Copy !req
153. You know.Copy !req
154. Probably not.Copy !req
155. But we have and..Copy !req
156. it feels right, you know?Copy !req
157. It feels like, I am where I
should have been a long time ago.Copy !req
158. Then if that's what those two
hearts of yours are saying...Copy !req
159. Go there.Copy !req
160. Don't worry about any quest,
or us or that shit.Copy !req
161. Just do, what makes you happy.Copy !req
162. Don't worry.Copy !req
163. It will be fine.Copy !req
164. - He'll be fine.
- The question was "How's your boy?".Copy !req
165. - The answer is either "good" or "not so good."
- A little nervous, nothing to worry about.Copy !req
166. - How's your girl?
- She is..Copy !req
167. Spactacular good.Copy !req
168. - So, what are you wearing?
- You'll see soon enough.Copy !req
169. Do you wearing any panties?Copy !req
170. Goodbye, depraved little god.Copy !req
171. - It's a formal event, Grandpa.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
172. A blessing of this future union
by a convication of gods.Copy !req
173. In other words, a formal event.Copy !req
174. Yes, it is.Copy !req
175. I brought you iPod.Copy !req
176. At least my ears still work, huh?Copy !req
177. Are we alone?Copy !req
178. - Yes
- So...Copy !req
179. You got this god gathering thing, right?Copy !req
180. Good guilty. I'm thinking giving it a swift.Copy !req
181. You can't.
The point of it is you, right?Copy !req
182. After what happened to you...Copy !req
183. I don't know if I want anything
to do with any of this stuff.Copy !req
184. What do you mean, what happened to me?Copy !req
185. You're in here, you're blind.Copy !req
186. You may be blind...Copy !req
187. All because of god shit.Copy !req
188. And maybe I don't want
anything to do with this war.Copy !req
189. Or maybe I'm here because you shouldn'tCopy !req
190. put half a bottle of Bourbon
in the barbecue marinade.Copy !req
191. - That was just the way they send the message.
- So what if they did?Copy !req
192. When you properly Odin,
you can kick their asses.Copy !req
193. Put your hands on my eyes.Copy !req
194. - Why?
- Just do it.Copy !req
195. - Okay, now what?
- See, if you were the proper Odin...Copy !req
196. than there would be this magic moment,
where you heal your sidekick,Copy !req
197. - and I be able to see again.
- I am not fucking Gandalf, Zeb!Copy !req
198. No, you gonna be the most awesome Odin ever.Copy !req
199. And that is a fact.Copy !req
200. Hey, can you...Copy !req
201. help me with this?Copy !req
202. Where is Rob?Copy !req
203. Out, at the movies.Copy !req
204. It's been a night for Rob.Copy !req
205. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
206. - Done.
- Thank you.Copy !req
207. What's up?Copy !req
208. I went to the doctors today.Copy !req
209. Yeah, yeah, with Rob.Copy !req
210. Yeah another doctor.Copy !req
211. One for me, Rob came with me.Copy !req
212. I'm pregnant, Mike.Copy !req
213. Six weeks pregnant.Copy !req
214. It's not mine, is it?Copy !req
215. Because we haven't made love,
since Rob came to stay.Copy !req
216. Mike, we haven't had an affair, not here...Copy !req
217. Not under this roof.
I wouldn't do that to you.Copy !req
218. Then how the hell you're pregnant?Copy !req
219. Immaculate Conception?Copy !req
220. Rob and I made love,
once, in Dannevirke.Copy !req
221. I love him, Mike.Copy !req
222. I still do.Copy !req
223. I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. I have to go.Copy !req
225. Hey.Copy !req
226. You going out?Copy !req
227. I gonna have to.Copy !req
228. To your stag do?Copy !req
229. It is not a stag do, it's...Copy !req
230. sort of a family thing.Copy !req
231. But it has to do with your wedding, right?Copy !req
232. That is meant to be, yeah.Copy !req
233. Meant to be.Copy !req
234. There is some stuff,
I have to deal with.Copy !req
235. Like me?Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. You are a big part of it.Copy !req
238. Look, if you want to write of what
happened last night as a mistake...Copy !req
239. - No, I don't want to do this!
- Because I don't do few things, Axl.Copy !req
240. I know, I know.Copy !req
241. And .. if there is something
real between you and me...Copy !req
242. I need to sort things out with Jacob.Copy !req
243. And there is a whole lot,
that I need to make right.Copy !req
244. Which ist, what I need to do today.Copy !req
245. Don't worry.Copy !req
246. It'll be all good.Copy !req
247. All I'm saying that people hate lawyers,
they hate insurance, but if you want...Copy !req
248. change that perception, call me.Copy !req
249. I might just do that.
Right after I hammer a nail through cock.Copy !req
250. Excuse me.Copy !req
251. Hey, how did your talk with Mike go?Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. - Is Eva here?
- No, not yet. So...Copy !req
254. We're all good for today?Copy !req
255. Yes, all good.Copy !req
256. I need a drink.Copy !req
257. Hey.Copy !req
258. I want a favor from you.Copy !req
259. - Okay.
- When you become a true god...Copy !req
260. I need you to make me mortal,
so I can stop being me,Copy !req
261. because being me hurts too much.Copy !req
262. Okay.Copy !req
263. My Lord Odin.Copy !req
264. Welcome.Copy !req
265. Help yourself to food and drink.Copy !req
266. I tried to be authentic as I can,
but it's to find polar bear liver these days.Copy !req
267. The best whale sashimi ever.Copy !req
268. No wonder these fuckers are endangered.Copy !req
269. What are you drinking?Copy !req
270. Aquavit.Copy !req
271. At any good?Copy !req
272. It does the job.Copy !req
273. Works for me.Copy !req
274. Goddesses, thank the heavens!Copy !req
275. It was starting to get a litte
homoerotic for my liking.Copy !req
276. You must be Snotra.Copy !req
277. You have a lovely house.Copy !req
278. - Sjofn.
- That's me.Copy !req
279. Okay, I think we're done.Copy !req
280. - Touch me and I'll break your fingers.
- No desire to touch a handmaiden...Copy !req
281. Especially when I don't where she has been.Copy !req
282. I don't need a stupid label.Copy !req
283. You've never had a sense of occasion...Copy !req
284. never had a sense of fun.Copy !req
285. Do you think Frigg is one of
those goddesses that's like...Copy !req
286. capable of great violence when she is pissed off?Copy !req
287. - Don't they all?
- Great.Copy !req
288. Greetings!Copy !req
289. Welcome to my humble hall.Copy !req
290. Welcome to the Gudagilda.Copy !req
291. We are away from the world of mortals.Copy !req
292. We can celebrate our true nature...Copy !req
293. without fear of consequences...Copy !req
294. and drink til our eyes bleed.Copy !req
295. How come we do not know who she is?Copy !req
296. Who?Copy !req
297. - The Helen Clarke lookalike.
- Because we don't know shit about shit.Copy !req
298. Have you been taken optimism
lessons from Ty again?Copy !req
299. - Drink out boys, or you get left behind.
- Top me up.Copy !req
300. The answer to your earlier question...Copy !req
301. Is no.Copy !req
302. Saucy.Copy !req
303. Hey, how is it going?Copy !req
304. I am working on to make it look better.Copy !req
305. Cool.
Can we have a chat somewhere in private?Copy !req
306. Here are, the happy couple.Copy !req
307. - Let's get the business shit on its way.
- What business shit?Copy !req
308. My Lords and Ladies of the Aesir,
may I crave your attention?Copy !req
309. As the father in this mortal
realm of the bride...Copy !req
310. it is my duty, which I freely admit
I perform reluctantly...Copy !req
311. to impart onto the family of Axl Johnson...Copy !req
312. the price I must pay on to them...Copy !req
313. to take her of my hands.Copy !req
314. - What am I, a piece of meat?
- Worse, you're a daughter.Copy !req
315. It's right. Really.
We don't want anything from you.Copy !req
316. The BMW parked out front...Copy !req
317. So the gods breed that spill
from your seed and her wombCopy !req
318. at least drives relative safety.Copy !req
319. And as land is tradition
on these things...Copy !req
320. I hereby give to you the sexual adjoining
to my place in Omaha Beach.Copy !req
321. Where you can construct...Copy !req
322. using your skilled craftsman hands...Copy !req
323. And within the convenance of the subdivision...Copy !req
324. a beachfrontet boat.Copy !req
325. And with that...Copy !req
326. all and any duties I have regarding my daughter...Copy !req
327. are well and truly cut.Copy !req
328. Wanker.Copy !req
329. Fucking wanker.Copy !req
330. Okay. We'll talk later, okay?Copy !req
331. Don't know where he thinks we get the
money to build a bloody house...Copy !req
332. Beachfrontet property, Mike. Gold.Copy !req
333. The surfing at Omaha is entirely
acceptable on a good day.Copy !req
334. See? All good.
Even Ty is excited too, I can tell.Copy !req
335. You can go for long walks on the beach,
and stuff. You'll love it.Copy !req
336. That's an excellent goddess score, Axl.
Aren't you glad you came to your senses?Copy !req
337. Old nursey flatmate girl I bet her daddyCopy !req
338. doesn't got suiside real estate to give away.Copy !req
339. I need another drink.Copy !req
340. We all need many more drinks.Copy !req
341. Now there's one future wife
who knows how to wield a carving knife.Copy !req
342. When you said I couldn't sleep around anymore,
you talking about mortals, right?Copy !req
343. - Do what you want.
- As you wish, Darth Odin.Copy !req
344. When you answered no to my question...Copy !req
345. I will need proof of this.Copy !req
346. Your goddess boss lady, the one
who knows how to party, she is...Copy !req
347. Freya.Copy !req
348. Prosperity.Copy !req
349. Nice.Copy !req
350. And a hag...Copy !req
351. And straight...Copy !req
352. What's your problem?Copy !req
353. Do you love him?Copy !req
354. Who?Copy !req
355. Axl, of course.Copy !req
356. - Odin.
- I don't need to love him.Copy !req
357. - But you should. - Love has nothing to do
with the deal going down here.Copy !req
358. This deal?Copy !req
359. That is deeply fucking wrong, coming from
the mouth of the goddess of marriage.Copy !req
360. I am also the goddess of
"fuck off and leave me alone."Copy !req
361. Marriage and love are not the same thing.Copy !req
362. - Not even close.
- But they should be.Copy !req
363. And you of all people should know that.Copy !req
364. What's Hod... god of?Copy !req
365. Sticking his nose where it is not wanted?Copy !req
366. You don't love him...Copy !req
367. - Don't marry him.
- Get the message, loser.Copy !req
368. Love is not part of this equation.Copy !req
369. And your are fine with this, aren't you?Copy !req
370. As long as you get the scoe
points of your old man.Copy !req
371. Fuck you.Copy !req
372. Do you think the world shit on you,
so you're getting of on all of this,Copy !req
373. because it makes you feel better
about your pathetic life!Copy !req
374. - You fucking moronically/? shithead!
- Do it!Copy !req
375. You be doing me a favor.Copy !req
376. Fucking will. I'm not scared.Copy !req
377. - Let me do with him.
- I'd rather you killed me...Copy !req
378. Here and now, than kill Axl
slowly because you don't love him.Copy !req
379. - Ty, leave it alone.
- He's a good boy!Copy !req
380. - He deserves love, not what you give him!
- Ty, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
381. He is yours. You got the words a waste.Copy !req
382. - Come with me.
- Hey.Copy !req
383. Who's that prick anyway?Copy !req
384. You.Copy !req
385. It don't care if he's your brother,
he has no right to talk to me like that!Copy !req
386. It's Ty! That's the way he is.Copy !req
387. - He's an asshole, that's what he is!
- Not really!Copy !req
388. And he is also right.Copy !req
389. What?Copy !req
390. There should be love. And there isn't.Copy !req
391. Not between you and me.Copy !req
392. I mean, I like you, but...Copy !req
393. I don't love you. I love someone else.Copy !req
394. I love... someone else.Copy !req
395. Turns out...Copy !req
396. there is something about a god versus a goddess
knifeline, that makes me feel native fuck someone.Copy !req
397. Weird, huh?Copy !req
398. I thought you were all about
waiting till after the wedding.Copy !req
399. And suddenly now I am not.Copy !req
400. What are we doing about that?Copy !req
401. Mike, I swear,
I don't know where that came from.Copy !req
402. From the moment she walked in the room,
the moment I saw her...Copy !req
403. I had to have a crack at her.Copy !req
404. She needed to know the truth,
and I'd be the one to fucking tell her!Copy !req
405. Go on.
You're the one running the show, apparently.Copy !req
406. Excuse me everyone.
If I can have your attention for a moment?Copy !req
407. Due to unforeseen events,
there has been a change in plans.Copy !req
408. No. .. that dick.Copy !req
409. The wedding is off, I am afraid.Copy !req
410. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
411. Yes.Copy !req
412. Even with the penalty goals?Copy !req
413. - The what?
- The penalty goals.Copy !req
414. Hey, you can keep the beach land and
the car.Copy !req
415. - I don't care. - The penalty goals
in the contract that you signed...Copy !req
416. And your brother guaranteed.Copy !req
417. The one that says that,
if the marriage contract is broken...Copy !req
418. Then their life ist forfeit.Copy !req
419. What?Copy !req
420. Are you telling me,
that if we don't get married...Copy !req
421. I die?Copy !req
422. No!Copy !req
423. Your brother dies, as guarantor.Copy !req
424. Two god families, joined together forever...Copy !req
425. On the pain of...Copy !req
426. - Did you not read that?
- It was written in fucking tree language!Copy !req
427. You didn't mention anyone will die!Copy !req
428. Look...Copy !req
429. We have been deeply misled.Copy !req
430. You still signed the contract... in blood.Copy !req
431. - Blood in, blood out.
- But we didn't know!Copy !req
432. You should have asked for the english version!Copy !req
433. I presumed you understood runes.
All you had to do was ask.Copy !req
434. You can't kill Mike,
because a wedding doesn't happen.Copy !req
435. I won't. He will..Copy !req
436. just die.Copy !req
437. 14 working days after this breach of contract...Copy !req
438. He will be hit by a car or electrocute
himself or choke on a bagel.Copy !req
439. I don't know. He will just die.Copy !req
440. Because that is the will of the gods.Copy !req
441. It's not my will, and I'm Odin!Copy !req
442. Well, the cosmic order
doesn't give a shit who you are.Copy !req
443. It's done.Copy !req
444. Come on, I put myself the same risks.Copy !req
445. Actually, it was my decision.Copy !req
446. I was the one who called it off,
so he should be the one who dies.Copy !req
447. Yes, well. Nice try, darling,
but I think we all know it's bullshit.Copy !req
448. I'm sorry, mate.Copy !req
449. I kinda liked you...Copy !req
450. This is what happens when you get us to trust the
most fucking important decision of our lives,Copy !req
451. to some spinner goddess bitch.Copy !req
452. You were there too, Anders.Copy !req
453. - Can I just say one thing?
- No, you got us into this.Copy !req
454. You have to marry her. For Mike.Copy !req
455. I don't know if she wants to marry me.Copy !req
456. Not after I told her that I am in love with Gaia.Copy !req
457. Forget Gaia. Gaia is your fucking flatmate.
He is your brother.Copy !req
458. Axl should do what he wants to do.Copy !req
459. Hey, don't go Ghandi on it.Copy !req
460. Do you think it matters, contractwise,
that she is not the Frigg?Copy !req
461. I'm sorry?Copy !req
462. Well, I think they should all fucking die.Copy !req
463. It's not too late, you know. You can stop this
meaningless death, if you get Odin see sense.Copy !req
464. If you're only saying that,
because you think she's Frigg...Copy !req
465. She's not.Copy !req
466. Sorry, but you're not.Copy !req
467. Yes, I am. Everyone says I am.Copy !req
468. Well, you're not.Copy !req
469. The first clue was the flowers.Copy !req
470. When Ty and Eva argued,
the flowers died.Copy !req
471. I have that effect on things when...
I get powered up.Copy !req
472. No, you freeze things,
when you get passion.Copy !req
473. - Dawn for example.
- Jesus, Olaf!Copy !req
474. The flowers were dead, not frozen.Copy !req
475. Then there was the food...Copy !req
476. All around you, when you and he
argued, the food had decayed.Copy !req
477. Then Frigg would not have that kind of effect,
when she gets rocked up.Copy !req
478. So who does?Copy !req
479. Hel.Copy !req
480. Hel? That doesn't sound good.Copy !req
481. Goddess of the Underworld.Copy !req
482. Ruler of the dead.Copy !req
483. Fun-fucking-tastic!Copy !req
484. Do you have to?Copy !req
485. Actually I do.Copy !req
486. It's a biological imperative
that I have masses of sex.Copy !req
487. Couldn't you imperative someplace else?Copy !req
488. Whose house is this?Copy !req
489. Here we go.Copy !req
490. Hello there?Copy !req
491. Mike Johnson here.Copy !req
492. It seems that would be.Copy !req
493. Your daughter...Copy !req
494. she is not the Frigg.Copy !req
495. Is this so? Eva is not Frigg, it seems.Copy !req
496. We believe she is the goddess Hel.Copy !req
497. The Queen of the Underworld.Copy !req
498. Yeah, that would make sense.Copy !req
499. Hell, yes, yes. I didn't see that.Copy !req
500. You didn't know this?Copy !req
501. Anything you were paying attention, Michael.Copy !req
502. I had very little to do with my
daughter for number of years now.Copy !req
503. Hell, yeah. You will get a necklace and a twist.Copy !req
504. You let us to believe, she was Frigg.Copy !req
505. You lived up to the assumption,
that she was Frigg.Copy !req
506. - I went along with it.
- But she is not.Copy !req
507. - Apparently.
- There for...Copy !req
508. The contract is null and void.Copy !req
509. I think you find the contract states that there would
be a marriage between a god from your family...Copy !req
510. and a goddess from my family, upon pain of death.Copy !req
511. Your death, in this case.Copy !req
512. Nowhere does it state,
that the goddess must be Frigg.Copy !req
513. - Why are you doing this?
- I'm Loki, Michael.Copy !req
514. What did you expecting?Copy !req
515. Fucker, as I think the word
you are searching for, Mike.Copy !req
516. Fuck! Axl, should go hit and marry her!
Mike gets saved, but we carry on with the quest.Copy !req
517. Axl gets to cheat on the goddess of death.Copy !req
518. - He is Odin. He rules her.
- The goddess of death, Anders.Copy !req
519. I can't see that ending well.Copy !req
520. And he's not Odin. He hasn't found
Frigg yet. He's still just Axl.Copy !req
521. Okay, and what if Axl marries her,
and gets a quicky divorce?Copy !req
522. In old Norse, the word for "divorce"
is the same as that for...Copy !req
523. to have your anus reamed with a blunt sword,
while ravens pick out your eyes.Copy !req
524. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
525. Go with your heart.Copy !req
526. That way doesn't swimmingly well for you, Mike.Copy !req
527. - Yeah, we're done bring me into the equation.
- It be hard fucking not to!Copy !req
528. Do you want to die?Copy !req
529. - Every good quest has a sacrifice.
- No way!Copy !req
530. You can't just walk away from life!Copy !req
531. What about Valerie? What about her?Copy !req
532. Don't worry about Valerie. She sort it.Copy !req
533. What do you mean, sort it?Copy !req
534. She's left me...Copy !req
535. For Rob.Copy !req
536. No way!Copy !req
537. Bad shit happens.Copy !req
538. Can we not talk about this right now?Copy !req
539. Now all I want to do now is...Copy !req
540. go to sleep.Copy !req
541. We got played!Copy !req
542. Ghee! You think?Copy !req
543. Your boss Freya, her and Loki.Copy !req
544. If you lock up Odin in a god marriage
to the wrong goddess, then...Copy !req
545. Suddenly,
Frigg is off the menu.Copy !req
546. Unless your boy Ullr takes one for the team.Copy !req
547. You make shure he plays his part...Copy !req
548. Then we're back where we started.Copy !req
549. What do you mean "we"?Copy !req
550. You fucking prick!Copy !req
551. Shit!Copy !req
552. I always thought you and Valerie were like...Copy !req
553. - forever.
- Clearly not.Copy !req
554. She is mom and you're dad.Copy !req
555. Solely dad now.Copy !req
556. - I can't believe she do that to you!
- I knew she would...Copy !req
557. From the moment he woke up.Copy !req
558. So why you didn't stop it?Copy !req
559. Cause, like I said...Copy !req
560. the bad shit will always happen.Copy !req
561. I marry Eva.Copy !req
562. I make things right with Eva,
and marry her, to save you.Copy !req
563. For fucks sake, Axl!Copy !req
564. You don't want to marry the goddess of death!Copy !req
565. - Maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds.
- No!Copy !req
566. Not gonna happen!Copy !req
567. And when I said I didn't want to talk
about this tonight, I really meant that.Copy !req
568. Thanks for your couch.Copy !req
569. Okay.Copy !req
570. - Night.
- Good night, Axl.Copy !req
571. I have a rape whistle,
and I'm not afraid to use it, eh!Copy !req
572. - No, you're not.
- How would you know? You don't know me anymore!Copy !req
573. I know you're hurting.Copy !req
574. And you're hurting because
you don't understand why.Copy !req
575. You are a truly, truly wonderful person, Dawn.Copy !req
576. So wonderful you have the need to dump me!Copy !req
577. And I wish I could spend the
rest of my life with you.Copy !req
578. - I'm going back to the mixed up thing, Ty!
- There's someone else.Copy !req
579. Who?Copy !req
580. That's not importend.Copy !req
581. - Kind of is!
- What's importend, that there is someone elseCopy !req
582. which means that we can never be together.Copy !req
583. I'm sorry!Copy !req
584. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
585. So maybe it hurt a little bit less.Copy !req
586. Not doing it for me so far.Copy !req
587. So you have got something concrete
to be angry with me about then.Copy !req
588. What if I don't believe you?Copy !req
589. Just do. It will be easier for you.Copy !req
590. Hi!Copy !req
591. Hi!Copy !req
592. I thought I might have seen you,
at some stage last night.Copy !req
593. I...Copy !req
594. I kind had a brother to deal with.Copy !req
595. Which one?Copy !req
596. Mike.Copy !req
597. What's up with Mike?Copy !req
598. Marriage stuff.Copy !req
599. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
600. He is not here now, is he?Copy !req
601. You want some breakfast?Copy !req
602. Toast or something?Copy !req
603. Sure.Copy !req
604. So, apart from your brother...Copy !req
605. how was last night?Copy !req
606. It was kind of out there/?Copy !req
607. In what way?Copy !req
608. It just was.Copy !req
609. Is that, why everything has changed?Copy !req
610. Last night, you were totally into
the idea of you and me.Copy !req
611. - Today, not so much.
- I'm still totally into you!Copy !req
612. It's not how it's feeling for me.Copy !req
613. It's got complicated.Copy !req
614. How?Copy !req
615. It's kinda hard to explain.Copy !req
616. Try me.Copy !req
617. Are you still getting married?Copy !req
618. I don't have a choice.Copy !req
619. - How can you not have a choice?
- I just don't!Copy !req
620. So what was I?Copy !req
621. An excuse?Copy !req
622. - A pathetic attempt to get out of it?
- No, no, right. I love you. I really do.Copy !req
623. - Then explain to me what the fuck is
going on right now! - I can't!Copy !req
624. Gaia.Copy !req
625. I wish I could...Copy !req
626. But I can't.Copy !req
627. I'm an idiot.Copy !req
628. - What an idiot!
- No!Copy !req
629. Gaia, you're not. Gaia, Gaia, don't!Copy !req
630. I'll just grab a few things
and I get out of your way.Copy !req
631. Where will you go?Copy !req
632. Does that matter?Copy !req
633. - I know I should be the one moving out, but...
- When you say "I"...Copy !req
634. You mean "we", are you?Copy !req
635. Because there is two of you. Well...Copy !req
636. Three now.Copy !req
637. And one of me, so it makes sense,
that I am the one who fucks off.Copy !req
638. - Please don't make it like that.
- No!Copy !req
639. I should be my usual noble self.Copy !req
640. Funny...Copy !req
641. I thought that was one of the
things that you hated about me.Copy !req
642. I don't hate anything about you.Copy !req
643. But you love...Copy !req
644. him.Copy !req
645. And I love her.Copy !req
646. He speaks!Copy !req
647. I tried didn't want this to happen.Copy !req
648. I tried to fight it,
out of respect to you.Copy !req
649. Yeah.Copy !req
650. You fought it all the way to
Dannevirke.Copy !req
651. One day, Mike, I went asleep.Copy !req
652. I was in love with the woman,
I wanted to spend the rest of life with.Copy !req
653. 15 years later...Copy !req
654. I woke up.Copy !req
655. And I hadn't changed.Copy !req
656. So as far as I'm concerned,
I'm packing up from where I left off...Copy !req
657. With Val...Copy !req
658. With our child.Copy !req
659. - Fuck!
- Fuck sake, Mike!Copy !req
660. There was no need for this!Copy !req
661. I beg to differ.Copy !req
662. - He's just been in a coma, for God's sake!
- I'm okay, I'm okay.Copy !req
663. JesusCopy !req
664. Yeah, Ty. What's up mate?Copy !req
665. - Who's there?
- Me.Copy !req
666. Axl?Copy !req
667. - You look amazing.
- Do I?Copy !req
668. Like the day when we went to Mangafine/xxxx,
and you fell asleep on the beach.Copy !req
669. Really?Copy !req
670. - Because you look like shit.
- Cause that's maybe because I feel like shit.Copy !req
671. Fuck, can you see?Copy !req
672. Yeah, brother.Copy !req
673. You prick!Copy !req
674. Don't worry.
I haven't told anyone that it was you.Copy !req
675. But it wasn't me.Copy !req
676. You layed your hands on me,
and look I was cured.Copy !req
677. You were like Jesus, only cooler.Copy !req
678. Except Jesus that Jesus never
fucks up everything around him.Copy !req
679. How?Copy !req
680. I better get this.Copy !req
681. Please tell me that we are here
to do the prick over.Copy !req
682. Here as ordered.Copy !req
683. - What happened to your eye?
- Later.Copy !req
684. - Thank you for seeing us.
- It's the least I could do...Copy !req
685. Since we are almost a family.Copy !req
686. Yes.Copy !req
687. Anyway, I have been studieng this...Copy !req
688. contract.Copy !req
689. Always good to get the opinion of a frige
repairman, when it comes to legal documents.Copy !req
690. Yes.Copy !req
691. And you're right.Copy !req
692. There is nothing in here,
that says which god should marrying which goddess.Copy !req
693. At no time does it say,
it should be Frigg that marries Odin.Copy !req
694. I am glad your keen
legal advice concurs.Copy !req
695. Yes.Copy !req
696. There is also nothing in here,
that says which of our family...Copy !req
697. must marry which member of yours.Copy !req
698. - I only have one daughter.
- Yes, but we havee four brothers.Copy !req
699. One of whom, him...Copy !req
700. Signed a contract in blood,
as did my daughter.Copy !req
701. This implies a bond.Copy !req
702. Yes.Copy !req
703. But "implies" isn't what is it all
about, when it comes to contracts...Copy !req
704. is it?Copy !req
705. So, I will be the one marrying your daughter...Copy !req
706. On behalf of our family.Copy !req
707. - You?
- YesCopy !req
708. - Does she know this?
- Yes.Copy !req
709. Has she agreed?Copy !req
710. This isn't the Dark Ages, man. You can't just...Copy !req
711. claim her in communes with a raping.Copy !req
712. Yes, she agrees.Copy !req
713. Copy of the application of the marriage license.Copy !req
714. It will be a simple ceremony
at a register office...Copy !req
715. As soon as the license comes through.
You're welcome to attend.Copy !req
716. I think I will give it a miss.Copy !req
717. We figured as much.Copy !req
718. And now no one needs to die...Copy !req
719. Do they?Copy !req
720. You can go.Copy !req
721. What have you done?Copy !req
722. I saved your life, I believe.Copy !req
723. Are you actually marrying
her or was that bullshit?Copy !req
724. I'm marrying her.Copy !req
725. - How the hell did you manage that?
- I asked her, of course.Copy !req
726. I am Hod, god of all thing cold and dark.Copy !req
727. You knew, as I did, the moment you saw me...Copy !req
728. We're meant to be together
until one or both us die.Copy !req
729. I am Hel...Copy !req
730. Goddess of the underworld.Copy !req
731. - And I fucking hate it.
- Welcome to my world.Copy !req
732. Ty...Copy !req
733. You don't have to do this for me.Copy !req
734. It has nothing to do with you, Mike.Copy !req
735. As Axl has his fate, now I have mine.Copy !req
736. And if you get a out of jail free, take it.Copy !req
737. Be happy.Copy !req
738. Be free.Copy !req
739. Live life.Copy !req
740. And stop looking at me like that.Copy !req
741. It's not as bad as it sounds.Copy !req
742. I'll be fine.Copy !req
743. I love you as a brother, Ty,
because you're my brother...Copy !req
744. It's up on me fucking good.Copy !req
745. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
746. All things are sorted out. It's okay.Copy !req
747. Hi.Copy !req
748. I'm headed up to Waiheke.Copy !req
749. I'm gonna stay with Jacob for a while.Copy !req
750. I'm moving out, when I get back.Copy !req
751. See ya.Copy !req
752. Traditionally...Copy !req
753. this is when much alcohol is consumed.Copy !req
754. I'll catch you guys later.Copy !req
755. - She is gonna kill Ty, right?
- Or him her.Copy !req
756. Gods and Goddesses...Copy !req
757. It's the way it works.Copy !req
758. We need to stop it.Copy !req
759. All the shit,
needs to be put right.Copy !req
760. Let's find her.Copy !req
761. Let's find the Frigg.Copy !req
762. Put the world to rights.Copy !req
763. Any idea how?Copy !req
764. It's a game, right?Copy !req
765. I Ullr...Copy !req
766. God of games.Copy !req
767. You know that will mean using your powers, right?Copy !req
768. Paper, rocks, scissors.Copy !req
769. How hard can it be?Copy !req
770. - You're catching up, aren't you?
- Yes.Copy !req
771. I brought you a present.Copy !req
772. I do promotion work for the Fenrir vodka people.Copy !req
773. You already know that? Because you're Fenrir.Copy !req
774. Do you own the company...Copy !req
775. Among the many, many other companies you own,
I now find out.Copy !req
776. It's that why you engaged me?
Your're testing me?Copy !req
777. I needed someone and you are cheap.Copy !req
778. Disappointing.Copy !req
779. I was hoping it will be a sign
that we move forward together...Copy !req
780. Putting aside our differences,
find ways we both might...Copy !req
781. Benefit each other,
in these strange times in which we live.Copy !req
782. I think,
you and I can do remarkable things together.Copy !req
783. I see.Copy !req
784. I don't have a problem with age...Copy !req
785. If that's what you're worried about.Copy !req
786. I was more worried about the
fact that I am your mother.Copy !req