1. I got it! I got it! I got it!Copy !req
2. Dinghy ahoy.Copy !req
3. Dinghy off the port bow.Copy !req
4. - Dinghy off the port bow!
- Dinghy off the port bow!Copy !req
5. Dinghy off the port bow.Copy !req
6. - Captain, dinghy off the...
- Dinghy.Copy !req
7. I got it!Copy !req
8. I got it.Copy !req
9. Where is it?Copy !req
10. It's right here, captain.Copy !req
11. I never thought I'd see it
with me own eye.Copy !req
12. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!Copy !req
13. Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea?Copy !req
14. Absorbent and yellow
And porous is heCopy !req
15. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
16. If nautical nonsense
Be something you wishCopy !req
17. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
18. Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fishCopy !req
19. SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
20. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
21. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
22. SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
23. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
24. SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
25. SpongeBob SquarePantsCopy !req
26. The sea. So mysterious,
so beautiful. So...Copy !req
27. wet.Copy !req
28. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's
popular undersea eateryCopy !req
29. The Krusty Krab restaurant, where...Copy !req
30. - Back up. Back up.
- Hey. Wait a minute.Copy !req
31. - What is happening?
- Please, settle down.Copy !req
32. We've got a situation in thereCopy !req
33. I'd rather not discuss
till me manager gets here.Copy !req
34. Look, there he is.Copy !req
35. Talk to me, Krabs.Copy !req
36. It started out as a simple order:
A Krabby Patty with cheese.Copy !req
37. When the customer took a bite,Copy !req
38. no cheese!Copy !req
39. Get ahold of yourself, Eugene.
I'm going in.Copy !req
40. Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager
of this establishment.Copy !req
41. Everything's gonna be just fine.Copy !req
42. - I'm really scared here, man.
- You got a name?Copy !req
43. - Phil.
- You got a family, Phil?Copy !req
44. Come on, Phil, stay with me.
Let's hear about that family.Copy !req
45. I got a wife
and two beautiful children.Copy !req
46. That's what it's all about.
I want you to do me a favor, Phil.Copy !req
47. What?Copy !req
48. Say cheese.Copy !req
49. Order up.Copy !req
50. Three cheers for the manager!Copy !req
51. Hip! Hip!Copy !req
52. Hip! Hip!Copy !req
53. Hip! Hip!Copy !req
54. Hooray!Copy !req
55. Gary, I had that dream again.Copy !req
56. And it's finally gonna
come true. Today.Copy !req
57. Sorry about this, calendar.Copy !req
58. Because today is the grand-opening
ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2,Copy !req
59. where Mr. Krabs will announce
the new manager.Copy !req
60. Who's it gonna be, Gary?Copy !req
61. Well, let's ask my wall
of 374 consecutiveCopy !req
62. employee-of-the-month awards.Copy !req
63. SpongeBob SquarePants.Copy !req
64. I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
65. Cleanliness is next to
manager-liness.Copy !req
66. I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
67. I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
68. SpongeBob!
What are you doing in here?Copy !req
69. I have to tell you something,
Squidward.Copy !req
70. Whatever it is,
can't it wait until we get to work?Copy !req
71. - There's no shower at work.
- What do you want?Copy !req
72. I just wanted to say
I'll be thanking youCopy !req
73. in my managerial acceptance
speech today.Copy !req
74. Get out!Copy !req
75. Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.Copy !req
76. That sounds like the manager
of the new Krusty Krab 2.Copy !req
77. Oops. Hold on.Copy !req
78. - Congratulations, buddy.
- Oh, thanks, Patrick.Copy !req
79. And tonight, after my big promotion,
we're gonna party till we're purple.Copy !req
80. I love being purple!Copy !req
81. We're going to the place
where all the action is.Copy !req
82. - You don't mean...?
- Oh, I mean.Copy !req
83. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream
Party Boat!Copy !req
84. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
85. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeahCopy !req
86. I'd better get going.Copy !req
87. I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
88. Good luck, SpongeBob.
Hey, look for me at the ceremony.Copy !req
89. I got a little surprise for you.Copy !req
90. I'm a Goofy Goober
YeahCopy !req
91. Hello, Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
92. Perch Perkins here, coming
to you live from in front ofCopy !req
93. The Krusty Krab restaurant,Copy !req
94. for years the only place
to get a deliciousCopy !req
95. and mouthwatering Krabby Patty.
Until today, that is.Copy !req
96. That's right, folks. Longtime owner
Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurantCopy !req
97. called The Krusty Krab 2.Copy !req
98. First of all,
congratulations, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
99. Hello. I like money.Copy !req
100. What inspired you to build
a second Krusty KrabCopy !req
101. right next door to the original?Copy !req
102. Money.Copy !req
103. Curses!Copy !req
104. It's not fair.Copy !req
105. Krabs is being interviewed
by Perch Perkins,Copy !req
106. and I've never even had
one customer!Copy !req
107. Don't get worked up again, Plankton,
I just mopped the floors.Copy !req
108. Oh, Karen, my computer wife,
if only I could have managed to stealCopy !req
109. the secret to Krabs' success,Copy !req
110. the formula for the Krabby Patty.Copy !req
111. Then people would line up
to eat at my restaurant.Copy !req
112. Lord knows I've tried.Copy !req
113. I've exhausted every evil plan
in my filing cabinet...Copy !req
114. from A to Y.
- A to Y?Copy !req
115. Yeah, A to Y.
You know, the alphabet.Copy !req
116. What about Z?Copy !req
117. - Z?
- Z. The letter after Y.Copy !req
118. W, X, Y,Copy !req
119. Z. Plan Z!Copy !req
120. - Here it is, just like you said.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
121. It's evil.Copy !req
122. It's diabolical.Copy !req
123. It's lemon-scented.Copy !req
124. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!Copy !req
125. So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,Copy !req
126. because by tomorrow,
I'll have the formula.Copy !req
127. Then everyone will eat
at the Chum Bucket,Copy !req
128. and I will rule the world!Copy !req
129. All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...!Copy !req
130. I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
131. I think I stepped in something.Copy !req
132. Not in something,
on someone, you twit.Copy !req
133. Sorry, Plankton.Copy !req
134. Are you on your way
to the grand-opening ceremony?Copy !req
135. No, I am not on my way over
to the grand-opening ceremony.Copy !req
136. I'm busy planning to rule the world!Copy !req
137. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
138. I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.Copy !req
139. Stupid kid.Copy !req
140. Welcome. Welcome, everyone,
to the grand openingCopy !req
141. of The Krusty Krab 2.Copy !req
142. - We paid $9 for this?
- I paid 10.Copy !req
143. Now, before we begin
with the ribbon-cutting,Copy !req
144. I'd like to announce the name
of our new manager.Copy !req
145. Yay! Yeah!Copy !req
146. Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!Copy !req
147. Yes. Well, anyway...Copy !req
148. The new manager is a loyal,
hard-working employee.Copy !req
149. Yes.Copy !req
150. The obvious choice for the job.Copy !req
151. He's right.Copy !req
152. A name you all know.
It starts with an S.Copy !req
153. - That's me.
- Please welcome our new manager...Copy !req
154. Squidward Tentacles.Copy !req
155. Yes! Yeah!Copy !req
156. Oh, better luck next time, buddy.Copy !req
157. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
158. People of Bikini Bottom,
as the manager of...Copy !req
159. SpongeBob.Copy !req
160. Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an
important news flash from Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
161. Go ahead, Mr. K.Copy !req
162. I'm making a complete what
of myself?Copy !req
163. The most embarrassing thing
you've ever seen?Copy !req
164. And now it's worse
because I'm repeatingCopy !req
165. everything you say
into the microphone?Copy !req
166. Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob,
you didn't get the job.Copy !req
167. - What?
- You did not get the job.Copy !req
168. But... But why?Copy !req
169. SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook,Copy !req
170. but I gave the job to Squidward
because being managerCopy !req
171. is a big responsibility.Copy !req
172. Well, let's face it, he's more...Copy !req
173. mature than you.
- I'm not...Copy !req
174. mature?Copy !req
175. Lad, I mean this
in the nicest of ways,Copy !req
176. but there's a word for what you are,Copy !req
177. and that word is...Copy !req
178. Now, let's see...Copy !req
179. - Dork?
- No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.Copy !req
180. - A goofball?
- Closer, but no, no, no.Copy !req
181. - A ding-a-ling.
- Wing nut.Copy !req
182. A Knucklehead McSpazatron.Copy !req
183. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
184. Look, what I'm trying to say is,
you're just a kid.Copy !req
185. And to be a manager,
you have to be a man.Copy !req
186. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. "Copy !req
187. You understand-ager?
I mean, you understand?Copy !req
188. I guess so, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
189. SpongeBob?Copy !req
190. I'm ready. Depression.Copy !req
191. I'm ready. Depression.Copy !req
192. Poor kid.Copy !req
193. Hooray for SpongeBob!Copy !req
194. Hooray for SpongeBob!Copy !req
195. Let's hear it for SpongeBob!Copy !req
196. Hello?Copy !req
197. Where'd everybody go?Copy !req
198. Did I miss something?Copy !req
199. Did you see my butt?Copy !req
200. Later that evening...Copy !req
201. Time to put Plan Z into effect.Copy !req
202. Starting at the undersea castle
of King Neptune.Copy !req
203. Oh, right.Copy !req
204. The royal court is now in session.Copy !req
205. Bring the prisoner forward.Copy !req
206. So you have confessed to the crime
of touching the king's crown.Copy !req
207. - Yes, but...
- But what?Copy !req
208. But it's my job, Your Highness.
I'm the royal crown polisher.Copy !req
209. Well, then I guess
I can't execute you.Copy !req
210. - Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
- Daddy.Copy !req
211. You're free to go.Copy !req
212. Bless you, Princess Mindy.Copy !req
213. Mindy, how dare you defy me.Copy !req
214. Why do you have to be so mean?Copy !req
215. I am the king.
I must enforce the laws of the sea.Copy !req
216. Father, I wish you'd try
a little love and compassionCopy !req
217. instead of these harsh punishments.Copy !req
218. That would be nice.Copy !req
219. Squire, clear the room.Copy !req
220. I wish to speak
to my daughter alone.Copy !req
221. What is this, Mindy?Copy !req
222. - Your crown?
- And what does this crown do?Copy !req
223. - Covers your bald spot.
- It's not bald, it'sCopy !req
224. thinning.Copy !req
225. This crown does much more
than cover a slightly receding hairline.Copy !req
226. No, this crown entitles the one who
wears it to be in charge of the sea.Copy !req
227. One day, you will wear this crown.Copy !req
228. I'm gonna be bald?Copy !req
229. Thinning!Copy !req
230. Anyway, the point is,
you won't wear itCopy !req
231. until you learn how to rule
with an iron fist.Copy !req
232. Like your father.Copy !req
233. Dad, your "crown"...Copy !req
234. What the...?Copy !req
235. My crown!Copy !req
236. Someone has stolen
the royal crown!Copy !req
237. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
238. Hey, all you Goobers,
it's time to say howdyCopy !req
239. to your favorite undersea peanut,
Goofy Goober.Copy !req
240. Howdy, Goofy Goober!Copy !req
241. Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers.
Time to sing.Copy !req
242. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
243. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeahCopy !req
244. All right. Get it together, old boy.Copy !req
245. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it.Copy !req
246. Hey, you know,
I actually feel a little better.Copy !req
247. I don't even remember
why I was sad.Copy !req
248. Hey, it's the new
Krusty Krab 2 manager.Copy !req
249. Wow, the pressure's
already setting in.Copy !req
250. No, Pat, you don't understand.Copy !req
251. I didn't get the promotion.Copy !req
252. What? Why?Copy !req
253. Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.Copy !req
254. - What? That's insane.
- I know.Copy !req
255. Well, saying you're a kid,
it's like saying I'm a kid.Copy !req
256. - Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
- I'm supposed to get a toy with this.Copy !req
257. Thanks.Copy !req
258. I'm gonna head home, Pat.
The celebration's off.Copy !req
259. - Are you sure?
- Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.Copy !req
260. Okay, see you.Copy !req
261. And here's your Triple
Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.Copy !req
262. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?Copy !req
263. I guess I could use one of those.Copy !req
264. Now you're talking.Copy !req
265. Hey, waiter, we need
another one over here.Copy !req
266. There you go.Copy !req
267. Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.Copy !req
268. - I'm feeling better already.
- Yeah.Copy !req
269. Waiter, let's get
another round over here.Copy !req
270. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.Copy !req
271. Waiter.Copy !req
272. Oh, waiter.Copy !req
273. Waiter.Copy !req
274. Waiter.Copy !req
275. - Waiter!
- Why do I always get the nuts?Copy !req
276. All right, folks, this one goes out
to my two bestest friendsCopy !req
277. in the whole world:Copy !req
278. Patrick and this big peanut guy.Copy !req
279. It's a little ditty called...Copy !req
280. "Waiter!"Copy !req
281. Hey. Hey, get up.Copy !req
282. Hey, come on, buddy.
I wanna go home.Copy !req
283. Come on, pal.Copy !req
284. Oh, my head.Copy !req
285. Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning.Copy !req
286. Go scrape up your friend
and get going.Copy !req
287. My friend?Copy !req
288. Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?Copy !req
289. Wait, you said 8:00.Copy !req
290. I'm late for work.
Mr. Krabs is gonna be...Copy !req
291. Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
292. Now, pay attention, Squidward.Copy !req
293. As new manager, you've gotta keep
a sharp eye out for paying customers.Copy !req
294. Yawn.Copy !req
295. What's this? King Neptune is riding
toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.Copy !req
296. He's got money.Copy !req
297. Stay in the coach, daughter.
This won't take long.Copy !req
298. Daddy, please.
I think you're overreacting.Copy !req
299. Silence, Mindy.
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
300. - Squire.
- Yes, Your Highness.Copy !req
301. Have this pole executed at once.Copy !req
302. A hundred and one dollars
for a Krabby Patty?Copy !req
303. With cheese, Mr. Squidward,
with cheese.Copy !req
304. Greeting, subjects.Copy !req
305. I seek the one known
as Eugene Krabs.Copy !req
306. May he present himself
to me at once.Copy !req
307. I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.
Would you like to order something?Copy !req
308. Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs!Copy !req
309. You have stolen the royal crown,
you cannot deny.Copy !req
310. For, clever as you are,Copy !req
311. you left one damning piece of evidence
at the scene of the crime.Copy !req
312. "I stole your crown.
Signed, Eugene Krabs. "Copy !req
313. Relinquish the royal crown
to me at once.Copy !req
314. But... But this is crazy. I didn't do it.Copy !req
315. Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
Leave a message.Copy !req
316. Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay,
the guy you sold Neptune's crown to.Copy !req
317. Yeah, I just wanted to say
thanks again for selling me the crown.Copy !req
318. Neptune's crown.
I sold it to a guy in Shell City,Copy !req
319. and I just wanted to say thanks again
for selling me the crown.Copy !req
320. Neptune's crown.Copy !req
321. Which is now in Shell City.
Goodbye.Copy !req
322. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?Copy !req
323. My crown is in
the forbidden Shell City?Copy !req
324. Plan Z. I love Plan Z.Copy !req
325. Prepare to burn, Krabs.Copy !req
326. Wait, Neptune.
Please, I'm begging you.Copy !req
327. I ain't a crook.
Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.Copy !req
328. Very well, then.Copy !req
329. Before I turn this conniving
crustacean into fishmeal,Copy !req
330. who here has anything to say
about Eugene Krabs?Copy !req
331. I've got something to say
about Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
332. SpongeBob, me boy,
you've come just in time.Copy !req
333. - Pardon me, miss.
- Please, tell King NeptuneCopy !req
334. all about me.Copy !req
335. I have worked for Mr. Krabs
for many yearsCopy !req
336. and always thought
he was a great boss.Copy !req
337. You see? A great boss.Copy !req
338. I now realize
that he's a great big jerk!Copy !req
339. I deserve that manager's job!Copy !req
340. But you didn't give it to me,
because you say I'm a kid.Copy !req
341. Well, I am 100-percent man!Copy !req
342. And this man has got
something to say to you.Copy !req
343. There. I think I made my point.Copy !req
344. Anyone else?Copy !req
345. No? Well, then.Copy !req
346. Me pants are on fire!Copy !req
347. Me underwear's on fire!Copy !req
348. I'm on fire!Copy !req
349. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
350. And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...Copy !req
351. Wait.Copy !req
352. I'm flattered you would do this
on my account,Copy !req
353. but being manager
isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.Copy !req
354. Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown,
and now it's in Shell City.Copy !req
355. - That's why he must die.
- Doesn't it seem a little harshCopy !req
356. to kill someone over a crown?Copy !req
357. You don't understand. My crown
is a symbol of my king-like authority.Copy !req
358. And between you and me...Copy !req
359. my hair is thinning a bit.Copy !req
360. Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not
that notice... Bald. Bald.Copy !req
361. - Bald! Bald!
- Bald! Bald!Copy !req
362. My eyes!Copy !req
363. All right, all right.Copy !req
364. King Neptune, sir?Copy !req
365. Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life
if I went to get your crown back?Copy !req
366. You, go to Shell City?Copy !req
367. No one who's gone to Shell City
has ever returned.Copy !req
368. What makes you think you could?
You're just a kid.Copy !req
369. But I'm not a kid. I can do it.Copy !req
370. Run along, I have a crab to cook.Copy !req
371. No! I won't let you.Copy !req
372. Very well, then.Copy !req
373. I'll have to fry you both.Copy !req
374. Daddy, stop it.Copy !req
375. Can't you get through one day
without executing someone?Copy !req
376. Mindy. I told you
to stay in the carriage.Copy !req
377. Where's your love and compassion?Copy !req
378. Look at this little guy.Copy !req
379. He's willing to risk his life
to find your crown and save his boss.Copy !req
380. - But, daughter, I...
- Please, Father?Copy !req
381. At least let him try.
What have you got to lose?Copy !req
382. Might I remind you
of your special problem?Copy !req
383. - Bald! Bald! Bald!
- Bald!Copy !req
384. - Bald! Bald!
- My eyes!Copy !req
385. All right.Copy !req
386. Very well, Mindy.Copy !req
387. I'll give him a chance.Copy !req
388. But when your little champion
fails to return,Copy !req
389. I get to splatter this crab
all over the walls.Copy !req
390. And as for you, be back here
with my crown in exactly ten days.Copy !req
391. - He can do it in nine.
- Eight.Copy !req
392. - Seven.
- Six.Copy !req
393. - Patrick!
- Patrick!Copy !req
394. Six it is, then.Copy !req
395. - Five.
- Patrick, shush.Copy !req
396. Until then, the crab shall remain
frozen where he now stands.Copy !req
397. No, wait. I'm begging you.Copy !req
398. Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
399. Oh, no, this is terrible.Copy !req
400. Who's gonna sign my paycheck?Copy !req
401. Come along, Mindy.Copy !req
402. Listen, you guys, the road
to Shell City is really dangerous.Copy !req
403. There's crooks, killers
and monsters everywhere.Copy !req
404. And what's worse,
there's a giant CyclopsCopy !req
405. who guards the outskirts of the city
and preys on innocent sea creatures.Copy !req
406. Don't let him catch you,
because if he does,Copy !req
407. he'll take you back to his lair,
and you'll never be seen again.Copy !req
408. She's purty, SpongeBob.Copy !req
409. Here, take this.Copy !req
410. What's in here?Copy !req
411. It's a magical bag of winds.Copy !req
412. - I stole them from my father.
- You're hot.Copy !req
413. Once you find the crown,
open the bag of windsCopy !req
414. and you'll be blown back home.Copy !req
415. - Mindy!
- I'm coming.Copy !req
416. - Good luck, SpongeBob.
- Wait. How did you know my name?Copy !req
417. Oh, I'm gonna be
queen of the sea one day.Copy !req
418. I've learned the names
of all the sea creatures.Copy !req
419. What's my name?Copy !req
420. That's easy. You're Patrick Star.Copy !req
421. - Mindy!
- I gotta go. I believe in you guys.Copy !req
422. Thanks, Mindy.Copy !req
423. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
Patrick, Squidward and I...Copy !req
424. Pass.Copy !req
425. - Patrick and I...
- Hi.Copy !req
426. are gonna get that crown back
and save you from Neptune's wrath.Copy !req
427. You've got nothing to worry about.
Your life is in our hands.Copy !req
428. Patrick, let's go get that crown.Copy !req
429. - Feast your eyes, Patrick.
- What is it?Copy !req
430. The Patty Wagon.Copy !req
431. Mr. Krabs uses it
for promotional reasons.Copy !req
432. Let me show you
some of its features.Copy !req
433. Sesame-seed finish,
steel-belted pickles,Copy !req
434. grilled-leather interior.
And under the hood,Copy !req
435. a fuel-injected french-fryer
with dual overhead grease traps.Copy !req
436. - Wow.
- Yeah, wow.Copy !req
437. Hey, I thought you didn't have
a driver's license.Copy !req
438. You don't need a license
to drive a sandwich.Copy !req
439. - Shell City, here we come!
- Shell City, here we come!Copy !req
440. Ding-a-ling.Copy !req
441. Hey there, old buddy. Freeze.Copy !req
442. One secret formula to go, please.Copy !req
443. No, no, don't trouble yourself.
I'll get it.Copy !req
444. Well, I'd like to hang around,
but I've got Krabby Patties to make...Copy !req
445. over at the Chum Bucket.Copy !req
446. Plan Z, I love you.Copy !req
447. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
448. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeahCopy !req
449. Fill her up, please.Copy !req
450. What'll it be, fellas,
mustard or ketchup?Copy !req
451. Are they laughing at us?Copy !req
452. No, Patrick,
they're laughing next to us.Copy !req
453. Where you two dumb kids
headed, anyway?Copy !req
454. - Kids?
- Now, Patrick.Copy !req
455. For your information,
we are not kids, we are men.Copy !req
456. And we're off to get
King Neptune's crown in Shell City.Copy !req
457. - Shell City?
- Shell City?Copy !req
458. Ain't that the place that's guarded
by a killer Cyclops?Copy !req
459. That's right.Copy !req
460. Lloyd, take off your hat in respect.Copy !req
461. Respect for the dead!Copy !req
462. You two dipsticks ain't gonna last
ten seconds over the county line.Copy !req
463. Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.Copy !req
464. Out of the car, fellas.Copy !req
465. How many seconds was that?Copy !req
466. Twelve.Copy !req
467. - In your face.
- In your face.Copy !req
468. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.Copy !req
469. Who's the kid now?Copy !req
470. They're dead.Copy !req
471. Perch Perkins here
with an incredible news flash.Copy !req
472. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties
at the Chum Bucket.Copy !req
473. How is this possible? Let's find out.Copy !req
474. Step right up. Plenty for everybody.Copy !req
475. Excuse me, Plankton.
Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.Copy !req
476. - Can I get a minute?
- Anything for you, Perch.Copy !req
477. All of Bikini Bottom wants to know,
how did you get the Krabby Patty?Copy !req
478. Well, Perch, before my dear friend
Eugene KrabsCopy !req
479. was frozen by King Neptune...Copy !req
480. I'm sorry.Copy !req
481. He confided in me a secret wish.Copy !req
482. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence
at the Chum Bucket," he said.Copy !req
483. "Don't let the flame die out. "Copy !req
484. By the way, act now and you get
a free Chum Bucket bucket helmetCopy !req
485. with every purchase.
Here you go, Perch.Copy !req
486. - Thanks.
- Bucket helmets for everyone!Copy !req
487. My helmet!Copy !req
488. Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddyCopy !req
489. since the day you agreed
to be my wife.Copy !req
490. I never agreed.Copy !req
491. Evil Plan Z is working perfectly.Copy !req
492. Nothing can stop me now.Copy !req
493. Nothing except SpongeBob
and his pink friend.Copy !req
494. My sensors indicate
that they're going after the crown.Copy !req
495. If they make it back, Neptune might
discover some fingerprints.Copy !req
496. Tiny fingerprints.Copy !req
497. Stubby, tiny fingerprints.Copy !req
498. Evil Plan Z
is way ahead of you, baby.Copy !req
499. I've already hired someone
to take care of those two.Copy !req
500. He's a vicious,
cold-blooded predator.Copy !req
501. Sesame seed.Copy !req
502. Hey, mister.Copy !req
503. Does that hat take ten gallons?Copy !req
504. - Going on.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
505. - Moving on.
- Just keep going.Copy !req
506. Yup.Copy !req
507. Gonna get that crown.Copy !req
508. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
509. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
510. Yeah. Victory.Copy !req
511. - Are we there yet?
- We must be close by now.Copy !req
512. Patrick, look. We're doing great!Copy !req
513. Shell City's only five days away.Copy !req
514. By car.Copy !req
515. I wish we still had our car.Copy !req
516. SpongeBob, look.Copy !req
517. Our car!Copy !req
518. - The key.
- Where do you think it is?Copy !req
519. There it is, Pat. The key!Copy !req
520. Now, how are we gonna get it?Copy !req
521. I know. Walk in and ask him for it.Copy !req
522. What are you looking at?Copy !req
523. - Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
- Sorry.Copy !req
524. I know. I'll go in and create
a distraction, and you get the key.Copy !req
525. Wait. I wanna do the distraction.Copy !req
526. Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter
who does the distraction.Copy !req
527. You see me walking back...?Copy !req
528. Can I have everybody's attention?Copy !req
529. I have to use the bathroom.Copy !req
530. It's right over there.Copy !req
531. Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.
I better go wash it off.Copy !req
532. Patrick. You call that a distraction?Copy !req
533. Well, I had to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
534. Well, I got my hands dirty
for nothing.Copy !req
535. Patrick, check it out.Copy !req
536. - Hooray!
- Hooray!Copy !req
537. - Bubble party!
- Bubble party!Copy !req
538. Hey!Copy !req
539. Who blew this bubble?Copy !req
540. You all know the rules!Copy !req
541. All bubble-blowing babies
will be beaten senselessCopy !req
542. by every able-bodied patron
in the bar.Copy !req
543. That's right! So who blew it?Copy !req
544. So nobody knows.Copy !req
545. - Maybe it was...
- Shut up!Copy !req
546. Somebody in here ain't a real man.Copy !req
547. You! We're on a baby hunt.Copy !req
548. And don't think we don't know
how to weed them out.Copy !req
549. Now, everybody line up.Copy !req
550. DJ, time for the test.Copy !req
551. No baby can resist
singing along to this.Copy !req
552. SpongeBob, it's the
Goofy Goober theme song.Copy !req
553. I know.Copy !req
554. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
555. You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
556. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeahCopy !req
557. - It was you! You're the baby!
- No, no! I only coughed, I swear.Copy !req
558. DJ! Turn it up louder!Copy !req
559. Don't sing along, Patrick.Copy !req
560. I'm trying.Copy !req
561. Trying so hard.Copy !req
562. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
563. You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
564. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeahCopy !req
565. Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeahCopy !req
566. Well, well, well.Copy !req
567. Which one of you babies was it?Copy !req
568. - It was him.
- It was him.Copy !req
569. - He did it.
- He did it.Copy !req
570. I've never even eaten at...Copy !req
571. Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeahCopy !req
572. Well, looks like we got ourselves
a double baby.Copy !req
573. Man, that was a close call.Copy !req
574. Guess what I got.Copy !req
575. The key!Copy !req
576. Too bad SpongeBob's not here
to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.Copy !req
577. Morning.Copy !req
578. Some people have no taste
in headgear.Copy !req
579. Babies too?Copy !req
580. Excuse me, miss,Copy !req
581. but where is everybody
getting that horrid headwear?Copy !req
582. Who said that?Copy !req
583. Down here.Copy !req
584. Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket.Copy !req
585. Plankton's giving them away free
with every Krabby Patty.Copy !req
586. Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty?Copy !req
587. Plankton? Giving? With?Copy !req
588. So you're selling
Krabby Patties, Plankton?Copy !req
589. That's right, Squidward.Copy !req
590. And there's a free bucket helmet
with every purchase.Copy !req
591. Care for one?Copy !req
592. No. You may have hoodwinked
everyone else in this backwater town,Copy !req
593. but you can't fool me.Copy !req
594. I listen to public radio.Copy !req
595. - And what's that supposed to mean?
- It means you set up Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
596. You stole the crown
so Neptune would freeze himCopy !req
597. and you could finally get your stubby
little paws on the Krabby Patty formula.Copy !req
598. It was you all along.Copy !req
599. But you made one fatal mistake.Copy !req
600. You messed with my paycheck.Copy !req
601. And I'm gonna report you
to the highest authority in the land,Copy !req
602. King Neptune!Copy !req
603. We'll see about that,
Inspector Looselips.Copy !req
604. Now activating helmet
brain- control devices.Copy !req
605. What?Copy !req
606. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
607. - What's going on here?
- All hail Plankton.Copy !req
608. Seize him, slaves!Copy !req
609. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
610. I'm getting out of here!Copy !req
611. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
612. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
613. Who can stop me now?Copy !req
614. Who?Copy !req
615. - Come on, Pat, one more time.
- Okay.Copy !req
616. We're on a baby hunt. And don't think
we don't know how to weed them out.Copy !req
617. "Weed them out. "Copy !req
618. What a jerk.Copy !req
619. The road's getting kind of bumpy here.Copy !req
620. You know, SpongeBob,Copy !req
621. there's a lesson to be learned
from all of this.Copy !req
622. What's that, Patrick?Copy !req
623. A bubble-blowing double baby
doesn't belong out hereCopy !req
624. in man's country.Copy !req
625. Yeah. Wait.Copy !req
626. We blew that bubble.Copy !req
627. Doesn't that make us
a bubble-blowing double baby?Copy !req
628. Hey, look, free ice cream!Copy !req
629. Oh, boy!Copy !req
630. How you doing?Copy !req
631. Wait a minute.Copy !req
632. Wait a minute.Copy !req
633. SpongeBob!Copy !req
634. Yeah?Copy !req
635. Make mine a chocolate!Copy !req
636. Got you covered. Two, please.Copy !req
637. Certainly.Copy !req
638. You kids enjoy.Copy !req
639. Actually, we're men,
lady, but thanks.Copy !req
640. Okay, Patrick, let's...Copy !req
641. You can let go now.
I said, let go, please.Copy !req
642. What is this?Copy !req
643. What kind of old lady are you?Copy !req
644. Did you get the ice cream?Copy !req
645. Step on it, Patrick!Copy !req
646. Hey!Copy !req
647. You may not know it, cowboy,Copy !req
648. but we got a rule around here
about blowing bubbles.Copy !req
649. All bubble-blowing babies
will be beaten senseless by everyCopy !req
650. able-bodied...Copy !req
651. - In bar...
- Bar...Copy !req
652. Come on, kiddies,
have some ice cream.Copy !req
653. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.Copy !req
654. Jump for it, Patrick!Copy !req
655. Well, we lost our car again.Copy !req
656. Never mind the car,
where's the road?Copy !req
657. Road. Road. Road.Copy !req
658. Road. Road. Road.Copy !req
659. Road. R... Sorry.Copy !req
660. There's the road.Copy !req
661. On the other side of this...Copy !req
662. deep, dark...Copy !req
663. dangerous...Copy !req
664. - Hazardous.
hazardous...Copy !req
665. Monster-infested.Copy !req
666. Yeah, monster-infested...Copy !req
667. trench.Copy !req
668. Hey, SpongeBob, look!Copy !req
669. Here's the way down.Copy !req
670. Well, we're not gonna get
the crown standing here.Copy !req
671. On to Shell City.Copy !req
672. Hey, look, it's making noise.Copy !req
673. SpongeBob?Copy !req
674. - Hey, where are you going?
- I'm going home, Patrick.Copy !req
675. But what about Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
676. What about us?Copy !req
677. We'll never survive in that trench!Copy !req
678. You said it yourself,
this is man's country.Copy !req
679. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...Copy !req
680. kids.
- We're not kids.Copy !req
681. Open your eyes, Patrick!Copy !req
682. We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream.Copy !req
683. We worship a dancing peanut,
for corn's sake!Copy !req
684. We don't belong out here!Copy !req
685. We do not worship him.Copy !req
686. You've been wearing the same Goofy
Goober Peanut Party underpantsCopy !req
687. for three years straight.Copy !req
688. What do you call that?Copy !req
689. Worship?Copy !req
690. You're right, SpongeBob.
We are kids.Copy !req
691. Pull your pants up, Patrick.Copy !req
692. - We're going home.
- But you can't go home.Copy !req
693. Mindy!Copy !req
694. Mindy?Copy !req
695. - How much did you hear?
- I heard enough.Copy !req
696. - Did you see my underwear?
- No, Patrick.Copy !req
697. Did you want to?Copy !req
698. Look, guys, you may be kids,Copy !req
699. but you're the only ones left
who can get that crown.Copy !req
700. What do you mean,
the only ones left?Copy !req
701. Things have gotten a lot worse
since you left Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
702. Or should I say Planktopolis.Copy !req
703. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
704. No resting!Copy !req
705. This monument celebrating my glory
isn't gonna build itself.Copy !req
706. Move faster!Copy !req
707. Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look!Copy !req
708. Plankton's turned everyone
we know into slaves.Copy !req
709. Squidward.Copy !req
710. Sandy.Copy !req
711. Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
712. Even Gary.Copy !req
713. Plankton.Copy !req
714. Can't your father do something?Copy !req
715. My father's too distracted
by his bald spot to do anything.Copy !req
716. Squire, will you hurry.Copy !req
717. So you see, you can't quit.Copy !req
718. The fate of Bikini Bottom
rests in your hands.Copy !req
719. - But... But we're just...
- Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.Copy !req
720. And what's so wrong with
being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!Copy !req
721. You don't need to be a man
to do this.Copy !req
722. You just gotta believe in yourself.Copy !req
723. You just gotta believe!Copy !req
724. - I believe.
- That's the spirit.Copy !req
725. I believe thatCopy !req
726. everybody I know is a goner!Copy !req
727. Come on, guys.Copy !req
728. Guys.Copy !req
729. Guys?Copy !req
730. Guys?Copy !req
731. Oh, boy.Copy !req
732. Think, Mindy, think.Copy !req
733. Yup, I guess you're right.Copy !req
734. A couple of kids could never
survive this journey.Copy !req
735. That's why I guess I'll just
have to turn you into men.Copy !req
736. You can do that? How?Copy !req
737. With my mermaid magic.Copy !req
738. Did you hear that, Patrick?Copy !req
739. She'll use her mermaid magic
to turn us into men!Copy !req
740. Hooray!Copy !req
741. We're gonna be men! We're gonna
be men! We're gonna be men!Copy !req
742. Good. Now, let's get started.Copy !req
743. Close your eyes.Copy !req
744. - Are we men yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
745. Spin around three times.Copy !req
746. I think it's working.Copy !req
747. Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.Copy !req
748. With my mermaid's magicCopy !req
749. and my one tailfin,Copy !req
750. I command the two of you
to turn into men!Copy !req
751. Open your eyes.Copy !req
752. I don't feel any... Oh, my gosh,
Patrick, you have a mustache!Copy !req
753. So do you!Copy !req
754. So now that you're men,
can you make it to Shell City?Copy !req
755. - Guys.
- Yeah?Copy !req
756. I said, now that you're men,
can you make it to Shell City?Copy !req
757. Heck, yeah!Copy !req
758. - Are men afraid of anything?
- Heck, no!Copy !req
759. And why?Copy !req
760. Because we're invincible!Copy !req
761. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
762. I never said that.Copy !req
763. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
764. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
765. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
766. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
767. Yeah.Copy !req
768. - Patrick?
- Yeah, buddy?Copy !req
769. Why did we jump over the edge
instead of taking the stairs?Copy !req
770. Bec...Copy !req
771. Well...Copy !req
772. - Patrick.
- Are we dead?Copy !req
773. No. Far from it, my friend.Copy !req
774. We're safe and sound
at the bottom of this trench.Copy !req
775. The mustaches worked!Copy !req
776. Do you know what that means?Copy !req
777. We are invincible!Copy !req
778. Now that we're men
We can do anythingCopy !req
779. Now that we're men
We are invincibleCopy !req
780. Now that we're men
We'll go to Shell CityCopy !req
781. Get the crown, save the town
And Mr. KrabsCopy !req
782. Now that we're menCopy !req
783. We have facial hairCopy !req
784. Now that we're menCopy !req
785. I change my underwearCopy !req
786. Now that we're men
We've got a manly flairCopy !req
787. We've got the stuff
We're tough enough to save the dayCopy !req
788. We never had a chance
when we were kidsCopy !req
789. No! No! No!Copy !req
790. But take a look at what
the mermaid didCopy !req
791. Yeah, go, Pat.Copy !req
792. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
793. Yeah, go, SpongeBob.Copy !req
794. Hooray!Copy !req
795. Now that they're men
We can't bother themCopy !req
796. Now that they're men
They have become our friendsCopy !req
797. Now that they're men
There'll be a happy endCopy !req
798. They'll pass the test
And finish the quest for the crownCopy !req
799. They'll pass the testCopy !req
800. And finish the questCopy !req
801. They'll pass the test
And finish the quest for the crownCopy !req
802. "Shell City, dead ahead. "Copy !req
803. We did it, Pat!Copy !req
804. We made it past everything!Copy !req
805. Even the hideous,
disgusting monsters.Copy !req
806. Not you guys.Copy !req
807. You guys are awesome!Copy !req
808. Well, Patrick, we should be there
in one more verse.Copy !req
809. - Now that we're men...
- Finally.Copy !req
810. I got you right where I want you.Copy !req
811. Can I help you with something, sir?Copy !req
812. Name's Dennis.Copy !req
813. I've been hired to exterminate you.Copy !req
814. You're gonna exterminate us?Copy !req
815. Listen, junior,Copy !req
816. you caught me and my friend here
in a good mood today,Copy !req
817. so I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.Copy !req
818. Step aside,
and you won't have to feelCopy !req
819. the awesome wrath
of our mustaches.Copy !req
820. You mean these?Copy !req
821. I thought you still had a piece of salad
stuck to your lip from lunchtime.Copy !req
822. They were fake?Copy !req
823. Of course they were fake!Copy !req
824. This is what a real mustache
looks like.Copy !req
825. - Is he a mermaid?
- All right. Enough gab.Copy !req
826. What are you gonna do to us?Copy !req
827. Plankton was very specific.Copy !req
828. Plankton?Copy !req
829. For some reason,
he wanted me to step on you.Copy !req
830. Step on us?Copy !req
831. Yeah! That way you'll never find out
that he stole the crown!Copy !req
832. Perhaps I've said too much.Copy !req
833. That's a big boot.Copy !req
834. Don't worry.Copy !req
835. This will only hurt a lot.Copy !req
836. I love this job!Copy !req
837. - Bigger boot!
- Wait, Pat.Copy !req
838. This bigger boot saved our lives.Copy !req
839. Thank you, stranger.Copy !req
840. Stranger?Copy !req
841. It's the Cyclops!Copy !req
842. Help us! Help us!Copy !req
843. Save us, someone!Copy !req
844. Are we dead?Copy !req
845. I don't think so.Copy !req
846. Artificially colored rocks?Copy !req
847. I don't know where we are.Copy !req
848. What is this?Copy !req
849. It's some kind of wall
of psychic energy.Copy !req
850. No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.Copy !req
851. Hey, there's some fish folk.Copy !req
852. - Hey, over here!
- Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!Copy !req
853. - You guys, hey! Help!
- Hey! Help!Copy !req
854. - A little help here! We're stuck in this...
- Help us out of the tank!Copy !req
855. Wait a second.Copy !req
856. Those fish are dead.Copy !req
857. What's he gonna do with us?Copy !req
858. Oh, no, he's going for his
evil instruments of torture.Copy !req
859. Glue? Google eyes?Copy !req
860. He's making
a humorous diorama of...Copy !req
861. Alexander Clam Bell?Copy !req
862. Patrick, he's killing sea animals and
making them into smelly knickknacks.Copy !req
863. And I think we're next.Copy !req
864. - You think so?
- Patrick! No!Copy !req
865. The heat is so intense
from this lamp that I can't move.Copy !req
866. Tell me about it.Copy !req
867. This doesn't look too good, Patrick.Copy !req
868. You mean we're not gonnaCopy !req
869. Get the crown, save the town
And Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
870. I don't even think we're gonna
be able to save ourselves, buddy.Copy !req
871. - Thanks.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
872. Well, it looks like what everybody
said about us is true, Patrick.Copy !req
873. You mean that we're attractive?Copy !req
874. No, that we're just kids.Copy !req
875. A couple of kids
in way over their heads.Copy !req
876. We were doomed from the start.Copy !req
877. I mean, look at us.Copy !req
878. We didn't even come
close to the crown.Copy !req
879. We let everybody down.Copy !req
880. We failed.Copy !req
881. Shell City.Copy !req
882. Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.Copy !req
883. Shell City.Copy !req
884. Exactly, buddy.Copy !req
885. Yeah, the place we never got to.Copy !req
886. Shell City.Copy !req
887. Okay, now you're starting
to bum me out, Patrick.Copy !req
888. No, look at the sign.Copy !req
889. "Shell City.
Marine gifts and sundries. "Copy !req
890. Shell City is a gift shop?Copy !req
891. But if this is Shell City,
then where's the...?Copy !req
892. - Crown.
- Crown.Copy !req
893. Neptune's crown.Copy !req
894. This is Shell City.Copy !req
895. Pat, we did make it.Copy !req
896. Yeah, I guess we did.Copy !req
897. We did all right
for a couple of goofballs.Copy !req
898. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
899. You're a Goofy Goober, yeahCopy !req
900. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeahCopy !req
901. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeahCopy !req
902. That's the end of SpongeBob.Copy !req
903. Come here, you.Copy !req
904. Shut up and look at the screen.Copy !req
905. The bird's right. Look.Copy !req
906. It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.Copy !req
907. Hey, we're alive.Copy !req
908. - Let's get that crown.
- Right.Copy !req
909. On three, Patrick. Ready?
One, two, three.Copy !req
910. Hey, it's lighter than I thought.Copy !req
911. What's happening?Copy !req
912. I don't know. Look!Copy !req
913. Come on, Patrick.Copy !req
914. Let's get this crown
back to Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
915. - Do you still have that bag of winds?
- I sure do.Copy !req
916. Here you go.Copy !req
917. What?Copy !req
918. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
919. Okay, let's go over the instructions.Copy !req
920. Let's see, it says here, "Step one:
Point bag away from home. "Copy !req
921. - Okay.
- "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "Copy !req
922. - Right.
- "Step three:Copy !req
923. Remove string from bag,
releasing the winds. "Copy !req
924. Check.Copy !req
925. Well, that seems simple enough.Copy !req
926. Point bag away from home,
feet firmly on ground,Copy !req
927. pull string, releasing the winds.Copy !req
928. All right, let's do it for real.Copy !req
929. SpongeBob?Copy !req
930. - No, no, stop!
- I was bad, I'm sorry!Copy !req
931. - Please, bag.
- I'm sorry, I just thought...Copy !req
932. It was a mistake!Copy !req
933. Oh, no. How will we ever get
back to Bikini Bottom now?Copy !req
934. I can take you there.Copy !req
935. - Who are you?
- I'm David Hasselhoff.Copy !req
936. - Hooray!
- Hooray!Copy !req
937. So where's your boat?Copy !req
938. Boat?Copy !req
939. - Go, Hasselhoff.
- Next stop, Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
940. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
941. Well, Krabs,
you know what today is?Copy !req
942. Sorry about this, calendar.Copy !req
943. March 14.Copy !req
944. Wait, that's not right.Copy !req
945. It should say
"The day that Krabs fries. "Copy !req
946. Guess who's here.Copy !req
947. Hooray for Hasselhoff!
Nothing can stop us now.Copy !req
948. Unidentified object
off the hindquarters.Copy !req
949. It looks like...Copy !req
950. bigger boot.Copy !req
951. But how?Copy !req
952. Dennis!Copy !req
953. Did you miss me?Copy !req
954. This is the best seat in the house.Copy !req
955. All right, Neptune, let's get it on.Copy !req
956. Eugene Krabs,
your six-day reprieve is up,Copy !req
957. and it is time for you to die.Copy !req
958. Please, I didn't do it.Copy !req
959. There is nothing else I can do.Copy !req
960. You can give SpongeBob and Patrick
a little more time.Copy !req
961. Except give SpongeBob and Patrick
a little more time...Copy !req
962. What? Mindy, will you butt out.Copy !req
963. I won't have you stalling
this execution.Copy !req
964. Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.Copy !req
965. - Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
966. Yes, you are.
You're doing it right now.Copy !req
967. - I'm stalling.
- Yes.Copy !req
968. - Stalling?
- Stalling!Copy !req
969. - Stalling.
- Stalling!Copy !req
970. Oh, boy.Copy !req
971. Now, where were we?Copy !req
972. - Patrick, run.
- No.Copy !req
973. I'm tired of running.Copy !req
974. If we run now, we'll never stop...Copy !req
975. Run, SpongeBob!Copy !req
976. Take it easy back there, fellas.Copy !req
977. SpongeBob, be careful.Copy !req
978. Come on, kid, give it up.Copy !req
979. Dennis always gets his man.Copy !req
980. Never!Copy !req
981. Yeah! I did it!Copy !req
982. You got guts, kid.Copy !req
983. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.Copy !req
984. I don't know what Plankton's
paying you,Copy !req
985. but if you let us go,
I can make it worth your while.Copy !req
986. It's gonna take a lot more than 5...Copy !req
987. - What is this?
- That, sir, is five Goober dollars.Copy !req
988. Legal tender at any participating
Goofy Goober...Copy !req
989. I got bubbles. Fun at parties.Copy !req
990. My eyes.Copy !req
991. I got you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
992. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
993. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
994. That's it.Copy !req
995. I'm through messing around.Copy !req
996. See you later, fools.Copy !req
997. See you.Copy !req
998. So you think...Copy !req
999. I'm...Copy !req
1000. stalling.Copy !req
1001. Where am I, in Crazytown?Copy !req
1002. I have had enough of this nonsense!Copy !req
1003. You are to wait in the carriage
until the execution is done.Copy !req
1004. - But, Daddy...
- Now!Copy !req
1005. No, no, no!Copy !req
1006. Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are,
you better hurry.Copy !req
1007. Okay, fellas, this is where you get off.
Bikini Bottom's directly below.Copy !req
1008. But we'll never be able
to float down in time.Copy !req
1009. Who said anything about floating?Copy !req
1010. - Initiating launch sequence.
- What the...?Copy !req
1011. - Did you see that?
- The control.Copy !req
1012. All hands on deck.Copy !req
1013. Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...Copy !req
1014. Eugene Krabs, the time has come...Copy !req
1015. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
1016. six, five...Copy !req
1017. for you...Copy !req
1018. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
1019. three, two...Copy !req
1020. to fry.
- No.Copy !req
1021. - Yes.
- ... one.Copy !req
1022. No!Copy !req
1023. You done good, Hasselhoff.
You done...Copy !req
1024. Hooray! We made it.Copy !req
1025. We made it.Copy !req
1026. My crown.Copy !req
1027. My beautiful crown!Copy !req
1028. SpongeBob? Patrick?
I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1029. Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.Copy !req
1030. Sorry to rain
on your parade, Plankton.Copy !req
1031. Oh, don't worry about me.Copy !req
1032. My parade shall be quite dry
under my umbrella!Copy !req
1033. Umbrella?Copy !req
1034. Daddy, no.Copy !req
1035. Daddy, yes.Copy !req
1036. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
1037. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
1038. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.Copy !req
1039. SpongeBob, what happened?Copy !req
1040. - Plankton cheated.
- Cheated?Copy !req
1041. Hold on there, baldy.Copy !req
1042. Oh, grow up.Copy !req
1043. What, you think this is a game
of kickball on the playground?Copy !req
1044. You never had a chance
to defeat me, fool.Copy !req
1045. And you know why?Copy !req
1046. Because you cheated?Copy !req
1047. No, not because I cheated.
Because I'm an evil genius.Copy !req
1048. And you're just a kid.Copy !req
1049. A stupid kid.Copy !req
1050. I guess you're right, Plankton.
I am just a kid.Copy !req
1051. Of course I'm right.
Okay, Neptune, time to kill.Copy !req
1052. And you know, I've been through
a lot in the past six days,Copy !req
1053. five minutes,
27-and-a-half seconds.Copy !req
1054. And if I've learned anything
during that time,Copy !req
1055. it's that you are who you are.Copy !req
1056. - That's right. Okay, Neptune...
- And no amount of mermaid magic...Copy !req
1057. or managerial promotion...Copy !req
1058. or some other third thing...Copy !req
1059. can make me anything more
than what I really am inside:Copy !req
1060. - A kid.
- That's great.Copy !req
1061. - Now, get back against the wall.
- But that's okay.Copy !req
1062. - What? What's going on?
- Because I didCopy !req
1063. what everyone said
a kid couldn't do.Copy !req
1064. I made it to Shell City,
and I beat the Cyclops,Copy !req
1065. and I rode the Hasselhoff,
and I brought the crown back.Copy !req
1066. - All right, we get the point.
- So, yeah, I'm a kid.Copy !req
1067. And I'm also a goofball.
And a wing nut.Copy !req
1068. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!Copy !req
1069. - What's going on here?
- But most of all, I'm...Copy !req
1070. - Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
- I'm... I'm...Copy !req
1071. What the scallop?Copy !req
1072. I'm a Goofy GooberCopy !req
1073. You're a Goofy GooberCopy !req
1074. We're all Goofy GoobersCopy !req
1075. Goofy, goofy, goober, gooberCopy !req
1076. Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta sayCopy !req
1077. When you tell me not to play
I say no wayCopy !req
1078. - No way!
- No, no freaking wayCopy !req
1079. I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kidCopy !req
1080. I say, "Say it again"
And then I say thanksCopy !req
1081. - Thanks!
- Thank you very muchCopy !req
1082. So if you're thinking
That you'd like to be like meCopy !req
1083. Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you freeCopy !req
1084. I'm a Goofy GooberCopy !req
1085. What's happening?Copy !req
1086. His dance moves are impressive,
but I'm in control.Copy !req
1087. - Seize him!
- All hail Plankton.Copy !req
1088. I'm free. I've been freed!Copy !req
1089. What?Copy !req
1090. No!Copy !req
1091. My precious helmets!Copy !req
1092. His chops are too righteous.Copy !req
1093. The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
1094. Karen, do something.Copy !req
1095. Karen?Copy !req
1096. All right, that's the last straw.Copy !req
1097. Neptune, I command you to...Copy !req
1098. - Here you go, Daddy.
- I better get out of here.Copy !req
1099. Look, it's the wizard who saved us.Copy !req
1100. Out of my way, fools.Copy !req
1101. Come on, I was just kidding.Copy !req
1102. Come on, you guys knew that,
didn't you?Copy !req
1103. With the helmets
and the big monuments...Copy !req
1104. Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?Copy !req
1105. I will destroy all of you!Copy !req
1106. Well, Mindy, I have to admit,
you were right.Copy !req
1107. Your compassion
for these sea creaturesCopy !req
1108. proved a most admirable trait.Copy !req
1109. Without it, I would have never
again seen my beloved crown.Copy !req
1110. I think you're going to make a fine
ruler of the sea one day.Copy !req
1111. - Now, let's go home.
- Daddy,Copy !req
1112. haven't you forgotten something?Copy !req
1113. What? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1114. Eugene Krabs,
I forgot to unfreeze you.Copy !req
1115. What the...?Copy !req
1116. I guess I had it set to
"real boy" ending.Copy !req
1117. Oh, I'm sorry
for falsely freezing you, Krabs.Copy !req
1118. And may I say, sir,
you are a very lucky fellowCopy !req
1119. to have in your employ
such a brave, faithfulCopy !req
1120. and heroic young lad.Copy !req
1121. - Where is he, anyway?
- I'm up here.Copy !req
1122. I'm on it.Copy !req
1123. Go to him now, Krabs.
Embrace him.Copy !req
1124. SpongeBob, me boy,
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.Copy !req
1125. That's a mistake I won't make again.Copy !req
1126. Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.Copy !req
1127. And now, SpongeBob,
I'm gonna do somethingCopy !req
1128. that I should've done six days ago.Copy !req
1129. Mr. Squidward,
front and center, please.Copy !req
1130. I think we all know who rightfully
deserves to wear that manager pin.Copy !req
1131. I couldn't agree more, sir.Copy !req
1132. Hooray for SpongeBob!Copy !req
1133. Wait a second, everybody.Copy !req
1134. There's something I need to say first.Copy !req
1135. I just don't know how to put it.Copy !req
1136. I think I know what it is.Copy !req
1137. After going on
your life-changing journey,Copy !req
1138. you now realize you don't want
what you thought you wanted.Copy !req
1139. What you really wanted
was inside you all along.Copy !req
1140. Are you crazy? I was just gonna
tell you that your fly is down.Copy !req
1141. Manager! This is
the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
1142. You know, David Hasselhoff
is a great artist.Copy !req
1143. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
1144. You folks have to leave.Copy !req
1145. What? Say that again, if you dare.Copy !req
1146. You folks have to leave.Copy !req
1147. Okay.Copy !req