1. 'Ahh, zee theater!Copy !req
2. 'A magical place
for all to enjoy,Copy !req
3. 'so long as we follow
a few simple rules.'Copy !req
4. Oh, hi, Squidward!Copy !req
5. 'In case of emergency,Copy !req
6. 'always take a moment
to locate your nearest exit.Copy !req
7. 'And try to find your seat
before the show begins.'Copy !req
8. Excuse me.Copy !req
9. 'Please do not disrupt
the show for others.Copy !req
10. 'This means no gum-chewing.Copy !req
11. 'No bouncing.Copy !req
12. 'No armrest-hogging.Copy !req
13. 'No jelly-fishing.'Copy !req
14. Sorry.Copy !req
15. 'No hamboning.'Copy !req
16. Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
17. 'No gargling.Copy !req
18. 'No play-fighting.'Copy !req
19. Sit down and stop ruining
my night off!Copy !req
20. 'And, of course, no talking.'Copy !req
21. Enjoy the musical, Patrick.Copy !req
22. Shh! You're talking.Copy !req
23. 'Ahh, bonjour, salut,Copy !req
24. 'and welcome to this quiet
corner of the ocean floor,Copy !req
25. 'teeming with all the many
kinds of undersea life.Copy !req
26. 'It is here we find
the sub-marine habitatCopy !req
27. 'known as...Copy !req
28. '... Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
29. 'Let us observe nowCopy !req
30. 'as the sun rises
on a new nautical day.Copy !req
31. 'Here, we see an ordinary
cluster of kelp.Copy !req
32. 'And here...Copy !req
33. '... a common clumping of coral.Copy !req
34. 'And here... a pineapple!Copy !req
35. 'This fruit is home to oneCopy !req
36. 'of the most fascinating
sea creatures of all.Copy !req
37. 'Aplysina fistualis.Copy !req
38. 'The yellow sponge!'Copy !req
39. Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it!Copy !req
40. Meow!Copy !req
41. - Good morning, Patrick!Copy !req
42. Is it morning already?Copy !req
43. Yep, and I'm singing
an opening number!Copy !req
44. Ooh, I want a verse!
I want a verse!Copy !req
45. No, Patrick,
it's a beautiful day.Copy !req
46. And a lot of things
rhyme with rock.Copy !req
47. - I don't think so.
- Sure.Copy !req
48. - Clock, smock, electroshock...
- Ooh!Copy !req
49. Pop 'n' lock!Copy !req
50. Would you two
please keep it down?Copy !req
51. Good morning, Squidward!Copy !req
52. Another day, another migraine.Copy !req
53. It's a great day, Squidward.Copy !req
54. In fact, I'd say this could be
the best day ever.Copy !req
55. You say that every day.Copy !req
56. And it's always true.Copy !req
57. Bye, Patrick!Copy !req
58. I'll see you at work, Squidward.Copy !req
59. What have I done
to deserve this?Copy !req
60. 'We now follow
SpongeBob past the Treedome,Copy !req
61. 'home to a creature seldom seen
here on the ocean floor.Copy !req
62. 'A squirrel... from Texas.Copy !req
63. 'This is Sandy Cheeks
the scientist,Copy !req
64. 'hard at work
on her latest invention.'Copy !req
65. - Hiya, Sandy!Copy !req
66. Howdy, SpongeBob!
♪ Gee golly, that was closeCopy !req
67. What in chicken-fried tarnation
was that?Copy !req
68. I dunno.Copy !req
69. But I kinda liked it.Copy !req
70. 'Scuse me, SpongeBob.Copy !req
71. I'm gonna go power up
the ol' seis-o-mograph.Copy !req
72. I'm off to work too,Copy !req
73. at the greatest restaurant
there is!Copy !req
74. 'Ah, yes, the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
75. 'Bikini Bottom's most popular
dining establishment,Copy !req
76. 'home to the Krabby Patty.Copy !req
77. 'Owned and operated
by Mister Eugene Krabs.Copy !req
78. 'And across town,
the least popular restaurant,Copy !req
79. 'the Chum Bucket,
run by Sheldon J. Plankton.Copy !req
80. 'Two arch nemeses locked
in a fast food Cold War.'Copy !req
81. Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka!Copy !req
82. With you, there's always
another plan.Copy !req
83. Quiet, computer wife!
This time it'll work!Copy !req
84. I'll make everyone love
my chum burgersCopy !req
85. through the power of hypnosis.Copy !req
86. It's almost too easy.Copy !req
87. Soon they'll all see.Copy !req
88. I may be small,
but my genius is immense!Copy !req
89. Come on, Sheldon.Copy !req
90. It'd take forever
to hypnotize the whole town.Copy !req
91. You used to enjoy
my evil schemes.Copy !req
92. What can I say?Copy !req
93. After twenty years of marriage,
the magic's gone.Copy !req
94. Good morning, Ms. Mayor!Copy !req
95. Oh, pipe down,
I'm governing here!Copy !req
96. Hello, Mrs. Puff!Copy !req
97. SpongeBob, please,
I almost spilled my kelp-accino.Copy !req
98. - Hiya, Larry the Lobster!Copy !req
99. Watch where you're going,
puny dude!Copy !req
100. I'm getting these claws swole!Copy !req
101. Hi, Old Man Jenkins!Copy !req
102. Hello!Copy !req
103. Get off my lawn!Copy !req
104. Hello, lawn!Copy !req
105. Hello, street!Copy !req
106. Greetings, Maestro!Copy !req
107. Hello, guy making
all the sounds!Copy !req
108. Aargh!Copy !req
109. Hello, everyone at home!Copy !req
110. Hello, sky!Copy !req
111. Hello, flowers!Copy !req
112. Hello, Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
113. I can't wait
for another fine dayCopy !req
114. at the finest
eating establishmentCopy !req
115. ever established for eating.Copy !req
116. And here I thought
it was a third-rate greasepot.Copy !req
117. The finest third-rate
greasepot,Copy !req
118. where I am proud to be
Fry Cook of the Month.Copy !req
119. You're the only fry cook!Copy !req
120. Well, I, for one, have my sights
set far beyond this place.Copy !req
121. I've been developing
a one-man showCopy !req
122. starring an as-yet-undiscovered
young, handsome,Copy !req
123. and very leggy talent.Copy !req
124. I call it...Copy !req
125. Tentacle Spectacle,
the Musical.Copy !req
126. My mother... she always said
I belonged on the stage.Copy !req
127. You'd make a great tree.Copy !req
128. Now look sharp, boys,Copy !req
129. my precious
whale daughter is here.Copy !req
130. Pearl!Copy !req
131. Soak it in,
me darlin' daughter.Copy !req
132. One day, all this'll be yours.Copy !req
133. As soon as you graduate
high school,Copy !req
134. I'll start you as manager.Copy !req
135. But Da-a-a-a-d!Copy !req
136. - I have my own dreams.
- Like what?Copy !req
137. Listenin' to that boy band
fourteen hours a day?Copy !req
138. They're called
the Electric Skates.Copy !req
139. Uh, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
140. If she doesn't want
to be manager,Copy !req
141. I know someone who would be
great for the job.Copy !req
142. You?Copy !req
143. Ha-ha! A fry cook is all
you'll ever be.Copy !req
144. You're just
a simple sponge, boy.Copy !req
145. And yet, you don't seem
to absorb very much.Copy !req
146. Ha! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!Copy !req
147. Um... is that something
we should worry about?Copy !req
148. Nah.Copy !req
149. Breaking news!Copy !req
150. That is something
we should worry about!Copy !req
151. After today's second
unexplained tremor,Copy !req
152. smoke has been sighted
at the top of Mount Humongous,Copy !req
153. the long-slumbering
volcano of do-o-o-o-o-m!Copy !req
154. Impending disaster.
A special bulletin.Copy !req
155. We've just learned that
Bikini Bottom is under threatCopy !req
156. from a terrifying
volcano of doom,Copy !req
157. And now, a live statement
from the mayor of our town.Copy !req
158. Ladies and gentlefish,Copy !req
159. if this mountain erupts,
orange rivers of steaming lavaCopy !req
160. will obliterate
all we know and love!Copy !req
161. Don't worry, your government
has everything under control.Copy !req
162. I'm starting an initiative
to assemble a committeeCopy !req
163. to identify a strategy
to evaluate the situation.Copy !req
164. In the meantime,Copy !req
165. all citizens must report home
and remain indoors.Copy !req
166. The threat level
is now Code Orange.Copy !req
167. Aargh!Copy !req
168. I don't understand
why everyone is so worried.Copy !req
169. Sure, that volcano might
destroy everything.Copy !req
170. But on the other hand,
it might not.Copy !req
171. When are you gonna learn,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
172. The world is a horrible placeCopy !req
173. filled with fear,
suffering and despair.Copy !req
174. Also dashed hopes,
shattered dreams,Copy !req
175. broken promises
and abject misery.Copy !req
176. But it's our horrible placeCopy !req
177. with the best
abject misery there is!Copy !req
178. They'll see, everything
is under control. Right?Copy !req
179. Don't you think you're being
a little negative?Copy !req
180. SpongeBob, what are you doing
out of your pineapple?Copy !req
181. Everyone's supposed
to be inside!Copy !req
182. It's going to be fine, Sandy.Copy !req
183. The Mayor said she'll handle it.Copy !req
184. And everyone knows, you can
always trust the government.Copy !req
185. Well... I've got news
hot off the griddle.Copy !req
186. I did some calculations,
and that volcano is gonna erupt,Copy !req
187. as sure as a rhinestone cowboy
at a disco rodeo.Copy !req
188. I figured out when, too.Copy !req
189. It's gonna happen
at sundown tomorrow!Copy !req
190. Oh!Copy !req
191. OK, Sandy,
but I don't think...Copy !req
192. I'm serious as a guacamole
shortage at a taco party!Copy !req
193. I determined the timeline
through analysis of...Copy !req
194. seismic activity, gas emissions,Copy !req
195. geomagnetic and gravimetric
changes.Copy !req
196. Over the next 36 hours,Copy !req
197. tremors will increase
and boulders will fall,Copy !req
198. eventually leading
to a cataclysmic eruptionCopy !req
199. which will completely
destroy Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
200. The End...Copy !req
201. is nigh.Copy !req
202. The end end?Copy !req
203. Tomorrow...Copy !req
204. - Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
- Aargh...Copy !req
205. Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick! Patrick!Copy !req
206. - Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
- Aargh!Copy !req
207. You have to pull
yourself together.Copy !req
208. Breathe in and out.Copy !req
209. Eyes here. Eyes!Copy !req
210. But you don't understand.Copy !req
211. I'm stuck inside and I can't
watch any of my shows,Copy !req
212. because there's nothing on TV
but this...Copy !req
213. 'The end
is coming. The end is...'Copy !req
214. I get it, buddy.Copy !req
215. I get stressed out too
sometimes.Copy !req
216. Like when Mr. Krabs says
I'm not manager material.Copy !req
217. Manager material?Copy !req
218. You mean like polyester?Copy !req
219. He says I'll never be more
than a fry cook.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. You just want some respect.
I get that.Copy !req
222. I got a lot of great ideas, but
no one ever pays attention...Copy !req
223. We're getting off topic,
Patrick.Copy !req
224. The point is, we're gonna get
through this emergency together.Copy !req
225. We don't need television,
as long as we have...Copy !req
226. - ... imagination!
- Ice cream... Imagination.Copy !req
227. Right!
Because we're B-F-F.Copy !req
228. B-F-F.Copy !req
229. Bfffffff!Copy !req
230. Best Friends Forever.Copy !req
231. I still don't get it.Copy !req
232. No!
♪ Still I'm stuck with youCopy !req
233. There's nothing as funCopy !req
234. as mindless entertainment,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
235. Ahh!Copy !req
236. We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!Copy !req
237. We're best friends and this is
the friend dance!Copy !req
238. We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!Copy !req
239. We're best friends and...Copy !req
240. Hey, Patrick, check this out.Copy !req
241. The Incredible Stretching Sofa!Copy !req
242. It's alive!Copy !req
243. It got away!Copy !req
244. - Are you OK, SpongeBob?
- Sure!Copy !req
245. What's a minor concussion
between friends?Copy !req
246. Oh, I have an idea...Copy !req
247. I love me some bubbles
in my bath.Copy !req
248. I love me some bubbles
anywhere.Copy !req
249. OK, since you're so
into bubbles,Copy !req
250. I'm gonna make you the biggest
baddest bubble ever!Copy !req
251. SpongeBob and Patrick.Copy !req
252. 'Will SpongeBob
and Bikini Bottom survive?Copy !req
253. 'Can zee power of BFF
save the day?Copy !req
254. 'Find out when
"SpongeBob The MusicalCopy !req
255. 'Live On Stage" continues.'Copy !req
256. All citizens report
to the town square!Copy !req
257. Ladies and gentlefish, we only
have until sundown tomorrow.Copy !req
258. But I will lead us
through this crisisCopy !req
259. by setting meetings
to encourage dialogueCopy !req
260. about drafting proposals
for eventual action.Copy !req
261. - So, we're doomed.
- I'm scared!Copy !req
262. We need someone to save us!Copy !req
263. We need to find whoever's
to blame for all this.Copy !req
264. Does anyone have
an actual plan to propose?Copy !req
265. Ooh, ooh, I do!
Call on me! Me, me, me, me!Copy !req
266. Yes, enthusiastic sea star?Copy !req
267. If we all close our eyes,
maybe nothing will happen.Copy !req
268. So. Deep.Copy !req
269. No, it's not! It's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
270. Hooray! Wait...Copy !req
271. I've got it!Copy !req
272. We can find a way to halt
the exponential increaseCopy !req
273. of pyroclastic flow in the
subterranean magma chamber.Copy !req
274. Yeah, what she said.
La la la lah!Copy !req
275. - What did she say?
- Ha-ha! Science, y'all.Copy !req
276. That's the answer!Copy !req
277. I have a new scheme, Karen,
my best one yet.Copy !req
278. But for it to work,
I need them to stay scared.Copy !req
279. What're you talking about?
The end is coming!Copy !req
280. This is no time
for one of your schemes.Copy !req
281. Oh, yes, it is.Copy !req
282. What you said was true,Copy !req
283. it would take too long
to hypnotize each of themCopy !req
284. into loving my chum burgers.Copy !req
285. But when fish are scared,
they school together.Copy !req
286. If I get them all in one place,Copy !req
287. trapped where there's
nowhere to run,Copy !req
288. I can hypnotize them in bulk.Copy !req
289. First, though, I need
to shut down that squirrel.Copy !req
290. Ahem!Copy !req
291. - Excuse me!
- Yes?Copy !req
292. - Oh, speak up, tiny citizen.
- Grrr!Copy !req
293. Do any of you actually believe
that science can save us?Copy !req
294. - Of course we do.
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
295. Next she'll tell us
tidal warming is real.Copy !req
296. I'm been studyin' Bikini Bottom
for years now.Copy !req
297. - If you'd just trust me...
- Why should we trust you?Copy !req
298. - You're not even from here.
- Yeah, you're a land mammal.Copy !req
299. Since when does that matter?Copy !req
300. Things are different now.
Our town is under attack.Copy !req
301. You know what they say, folks:
when the going gets tough...Copy !req
302. The tough...Copy !req
303. get going!Copy !req
304. No!Copy !req
305. The tough get lost.Copy !req
306. What?
Dude, that is not the saying.Copy !req
307. I need to sell them on my plan,
Karen, but it won't be easy.Copy !req
308. I'm going to need to do it
in song.Copy !req
309. Gimme some music, please, Karen.Copy !req
310. No!
That won't win over anyone.Copy !req
311. 'A' for effort, but no.Copy !req
312. I need something with mass
appeal. Give me a beat, Karen.Copy !req
313. A hip-hop beat.Copy !req
314. Come on, Sheldon. You couldn't
rap if your life depended on it.Copy !req
315. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
316. Watch.Copy !req
317. Hold on, tiny dancer!
I wasn't hatched yesterday.Copy !req
318. This sounds like another one
of your schemes.Copy !req
319. At a time like this? How could
you think such a thing?Copy !req
320. You've got something up
your sleeve.Copy !req
321. I'm a one-celled organism.
I don't even have sleeves.Copy !req
322. - Ohhhhhhhh!
- Ohhhh!Copy !req
323. Watch this, Karen.Copy !req
324. Well, Plankton, it seems your
plan is the will of the fish.Copy !req
325. No! Wait!Copy !req
326. We'll order the escape pod,
cash on delivery.Copy !req
327. Expedited shipping by 6:00pm
next business day.Copy !req
328. Just in time to get us out
before sundown tomorrow.Copy !req
329. And it only costs...Copy !req
330. Neptune's Trident!
There aren't enough clamsCopy !req
331. in all Bikini Bottom
to pay for this!Copy !req
332. - I guess we'll have to stay.
- No!Copy !req
333. We can, uh...Copy !req
334. We can raise the funds.Copy !req
335. Before sundown tomorrow?
There's not a chance in kelp.Copy !req
336. Yeah, the only way I ever give
money is if a celebrity asks.Copy !req
337. That's it! We could have
a benefit concert!Copy !req
338. I have an idea. We could have
a benefit concert.Copy !req
339. One of those charity
shell-e-thons.Copy !req
340. I have the perfect piece
for the occasion!Copy !req
341. I call it:
Tentacle Spectacle the Musical.Copy !req
342. Let me give you a little taste.
Maestro!Copy !req
343. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
344. Dude!
You are not a celebrity.Copy !req
345. But the Electric Skates are.
We should get them to play!Copy !req
346. Who loves the Electric Skates
and is old enough to vote?Copy !req
347. Ah, then the Electric Skates
it shall be.Copy !req
348. I'm going to meet them!Copy !req
349. You're not meeting anyone,
young lady.Copy !req
350. You are staying inside.Copy !req
351. And don't worry, Squidward,
we won't leave you out.Copy !req
352. You can be Official
Concert Organizer,Copy !req
353. and cater to the band's
every crazy whimCopy !req
354. and unreasonable demand.Copy !req
355. - Actually, that doesn't...
- Start packing, everyone!Copy !req
356. It won't be long before we kiss
our Bikini Bottom goodbye!Copy !req
357. Oh, wait, everyone!Copy !req
358. We can't abandon our home.Copy !req
359. They've made up their minds,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
360. About me, too.Copy !req
361. We can't just give up.Copy !req
362. Let it go, boy.
There's nothing you can do.Copy !req
363. I told you before,
you're just a simple sponge.Copy !req
364. I'll find a way to stop
that volcano, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
365. We can use Sandy's Jet Pack
to get to the top.Copy !req
366. Wait... pretty sure
it's only built for one.Copy !req
367. We'll have to climb it, then.Copy !req
368. With Patrick's brawn
and Sandy's brains and my...Copy !req
369. I'm not sure what I bring
to the table,Copy !req
370. but that won't stop me.Copy !req
371. When the going gets tough,
this sponge gets going!Copy !req
372. 'Can the town
be saved by a simple sponge?Copy !req
373. 'Find out
right after the break.'Copy !req
374. One, two, three!Copy !req
375. Hey, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
376. We're not going to have to
leave Bikini Bottom after all.Copy !req
377. I'm putting together a team
to save the town.Copy !req
378. Good luck with that.
We're packing.Copy !req
379. I can't decide which one
to wear for The Electric Skates.Copy !req
380. For the last time,
get it through your blowhole.Copy !req
381. You are not meeting
those sting-ray degenerates.Copy !req
382. But Da-a-a-a-ad...Copy !req
383. You've got your priorities
all wrong.Copy !req
384. We're in a crisis here,
and when you're in a crisis,Copy !req
385. there's only one thing
you can depend on.Copy !req
386. - You mean family?
- No.Copy !req
387. Community?Copy !req
388. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
389. You don't understand me.Copy !req
390. I know we're not
the same species,Copy !req
391. which is pretty weird
now I think about it...Copy !req
392. Let me show you what counts
more than all the rest.Copy !req
393. Close yer eyes, boy,
this part's not for you.Copy !req
394. Ha-ha!Copy !req
395. - Can you hear it, Pearl?Copy !req
396. I'm sorry, Pearl. Were you
trying to say something?Copy !req
397. Excuse me,
can I open my eyes now?Copy !req
398. Oh, hey!
Oh, don't cry.Copy !req
399. Now ya see, Pearl,
I'm launching a new ad campaign.Copy !req
400. "One More Krabby Patty
Before The End!"Copy !req
401. Buy your Krabby Patties now,
before it's too late!Copy !req
402. Come on, everybody!
Get in here!Copy !req
403. Little does he know,
the tables will soon turn.Copy !req
404. Once they're all trapped
in the escape pod,Copy !req
405. they'll be easy to hypnotize.Copy !req
406. By the time we reach Chumville,
everyone will love chum!Copy !req
407. Mwah-ha-ha...Copy !req
408. hah!Copy !req
409. You know, I'd forgotten how
much I like hearing you gloat.Copy !req
410. Oh, Karen, it's been years
since I've felt this close.Copy !req
411. Gazing into your screen
right now,Copy !req
412. I feel the very earth
move under my feet.Copy !req
413. Oh... Oh, it is moving!Copy !req
414. Breaking news!Copy !req
415. A giant boulder is rolling
down from Mount Humongous!Copy !req
416. And it's headed this way!Copy !req
417. Don't worry, I've got it!Copy !req
418. Oh!Copy !req
419. - No, it's gonna be...Copy !req
420. There's gonna be...
If you would just...Copy !req
421. - I'm putting together a...Copy !req
422. - There's gonna be...Copy !req
423. - If you...Copy !req
424. I guess everyone was right.Copy !req
425. This will be the end.Copy !req
426. Unless I can stop it!Copy !req
427. I gotta get my team together!Copy !req
428. You are not a simple sponge!
You are not a simple sponge!Copy !req
429. You are not a simple sponge!Copy !req
430. You are not a simple sponge!
You are not a simple sponge!Copy !req
431. Get ready, Patrick!Copy !req
432. I have a plan to save the town
and I need your help.Copy !req
433. - Are you with me?
- I'm right here, hello.Copy !req
434. Well, then,
welcome to the team!Copy !req
435. Mr. Star!
Mr. Star!Copy !req
436. Were you expecting
all these sardines?Copy !req
437. Uh-uh.Copy !req
438. You said, "If we close our eyes,
maybe nothing will happen."Copy !req
439. And we understood,Copy !req
440. it's only by shutting out
the turmoil of the worldCopy !req
441. that we can find salvation.Copy !req
442. Give us more wisdom, O Pink One!
Eeeee!Copy !req
443. Um...Copy !req
444. Life...Copy !req
445. smells...Copy !req
446. weird.Copy !req
447. So. Deep.Copy !req
448. Life smells weird!
Life smells weird!Copy !req
449. What was that all about?Copy !req
450. Finally, someone understands!Copy !req
451. The inner machinations
of my mind are an enigma.Copy !req
452. Come on, Patrick! We gotta
go get Sandy on the team!Copy !req
453. a special report.Copy !req
454. Just 28 hours left
before the end.Copy !req
455. How will you spend them?Copy !req
456. I'm gonna do all the living
I should've done before.Copy !req
457. Gimme another kelp juice,
Johnny.Copy !req
458. Carpe diem!Copy !req
459. Who're you calling a carp?Copy !req
460. I'm gonna find someone
to blame for all this.Copy !req
461. What about the squirrel?Copy !req
462. That whole "science" thing
is pretty suspicious.Copy !req
463. Not only that...
she has lungs.Copy !req
464. Yeah!
This is a gill town!Copy !req
465. Land Mammals Go Home!Copy !req
466. We don't want her kind here.
Let's blame the squirrel!Copy !req
467. Blame the squirrel!
Blame the squirrel!Copy !req
468. Blame the squirrel!Copy !req
469. I thought this was my home.Copy !req
470. I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
471. 'Let us now follow SandyCopy !req
472. 'as she takes refuge
in Jellyfish Fields...Copy !req
473. '... one of the great wonders
of the undersea world.'Copy !req
474. Sandy! Oh!Copy !req
475. Oh, we've been looking for you
everywhere!Copy !req
476. We have a volcano to beat
and we need you on the team.Copy !req
477. Brains, brawn, and though
I don't have any special skillsCopy !req
478. to bring to the table,
I'm coming too.Copy !req
479. This town doesn't want my help,
they want me gone.Copy !req
480. - And I can take a hint.
- You can't leave.Copy !req
481. - This is your home.
- No, it's not, SpongeBob.Copy !req
482. Let's face it,
I never fit in here.Copy !req
483. Then again, I never really fit
in Texas either.Copy !req
484. I was always the odd rodent out.Copy !req
485. No one knew what to make
of a girl squirrelCopy !req
486. who was into science
and martial arts.Copy !req
487. I've never felt at home
anywhere, really.Copy !req
488. And now it's time to dig up
my acorns again and push on.Copy !req
489. Oh, that's terrible, Sandy.Copy !req
490. But, please, don't leave.Copy !req
491. We need you on the team.Copy !req
492. Uh, hello?Copy !req
493. Ooh, Patrick!Copy !req
494. - Oh!
- Yeah!Copy !req
495. That's nice, boys,
but mine's Jennifer.Copy !req
496. And no one believes
my science is real.Copy !req
497. We need you, Sandy.Copy !req
498. Patrick can help us
climb that volcano,Copy !req
499. but you have to handle the
stopping-it-from-erupting part.Copy !req
500. Because we have no clue how,Copy !req
501. and time is running out
really, really fast.Copy !req
502. But no pressure.Copy !req
503. Pressure! Yes!Copy !req
504. I think I have an idea.Copy !req
505. Figure 1: Diagram
of a volcanic eruption,Copy !req
506. caused by rapid
pressure build-upCopy !req
507. in a subterranean magma chamber.Copy !req
508. Figure 2: if this pressure
is released,Copy !req
509. no eruption will occur.Copy !req
510. Ipso facto, I can design
an explosive device.Copy !req
511. Figure 3: to drop in the mouth
of the volcano.Copy !req
512. Figure 4: with a timer set
to detonateCopy !req
513. at the precise moment
of eruption.Copy !req
514. Figure 5: unleashing
a deluge of bubblesCopy !req
515. that'll release the pressure
and prevent the blast!Copy !req
516. You lost me at 1.Copy !req
517. The point is, this could work.Copy !req
518. I reckon I can have
this bubble deviceCopy !req
519. built by tomorrow morning.Copy !req
520. So you'll stay and help us?Copy !req
521. Boys, I'm still gonna push on
from this town of yours.Copy !req
522. But you're my friends, so I say
we give this idea a shot.Copy !req
523. Three heroes to the rescue!Copy !req
524. Team of tres
to the top!Copy !req
525. Us... go!Copy !req
526. 'Can SpongeBob
and his friends be the heroesCopy !req
527. 'Bikini Bottom
so desperately needs?Copy !req
528. 'Find out when we come back.'Copy !req
529. Alright, I gotta get
this concert organized.Copy !req
530. The drumkit will go here.Copy !req
531. The confetti cannon there!Copy !req
532. - Oh...Copy !req
533. Oh, and posters, of course.Copy !req
534. "The Electric Skates..."Copy !req
535. "... with very special guest:
Squidward Q. Tentacles!"Copy !req
536. Oh, I can still remember
that night.Copy !req
537. My third-grade talent show.Copy !req
538. All the other fish calling me
"Loser! Loser! Loser!"Copy !req
539. To this day,
whenever I hear that word,Copy !req
540. something inside me just snaps.Copy !req
541. But you got me through it, Mama.Copy !req
542. You told me someday I'd play
the Bikini Bottom Bandshell.Copy !req
543. Well, before time runs out,
I will prove you right!Copy !req
544. I'm a pretty squid, Mama,Copy !req
545. and I'm gonna show 'em
what I got!Copy !req
546. Hit it!
♪ Oh, look out, world...Copy !req
547. Hey, Squidward, good news.Copy !req
548. We're going to save
Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
549. What're you talking about?Copy !req
550. Explain yourself,
rhombus slacks.Copy !req
551. Sandy is going to build
an ingenious bubble deviceCopy !req
552. to stop the volcano.Copy !req
553. Then all we have to do is climb
to the top of Mount HumongousCopy !req
554. and drop it in.Copy !req
555. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You're kidding, right?Copy !req
556. Nobody has ever reached
the top alive.Copy !req
557. When you say nobody,Copy !req
558. do you mean that
as a figure of speech or...?Copy !req
559. I mean nobody ever, period,
full stop, exclamation point.Copy !req
560. Don't worry, buddy,
we can do it.Copy !req
561. I'll be with you the whole way,
no matter what.Copy !req
562. That sponge is the biggest
threat to my plot.Copy !req
563. If somehow they do manage
to climb that mountain...Copy !req
564. We have to make sure
they don't live long enoughCopy !req
565. to reach the top.Copy !req
566. I like how you're thinking,
Karen.Copy !req
567. And I'm so glad you want
to scheme with me again.Copy !req
568. It's just like the old days.Copy !req
569. I guess it took a little
apocalypse to spice things up.Copy !req
570. We got this, boys.Copy !req
571. Come tomorrow,
we'll be on that mountainCopy !req
572. like a smoked sausage
on a hickory grill.Copy !req
573. Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!Copy !req
574. Hey, do you hear that?Copy !req
575. Patrick Star! Patrick Star!Copy !req
576. Sounds familiar.Copy !req
577. Patrick Star! Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!Copy !req
578. It's the sardines.Copy !req
579. And they're wearing
great outfits.Copy !req
580. I am sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
581. but we have some
very urgent business to...Copy !req
582. Guys, I think
they're singing about me.Copy !req
583. We hadn't noticed.
Come on, we have a mission here.Copy !req
584. I don't know.Copy !req
585. Like this:
♪ Figaro! Figaro...Copy !req
586. No!Copy !req
587. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
588. You can't leave!Copy !req
589. We have a mountain to climb.Copy !req
590. That was before I was a savior.Copy !req
591. You said you'd be with me
no matter what!Copy !req
592. Unless I became a savior.Copy !req
593. - I'm pretty sure I said that.
- What about our team?Copy !req
594. This is my moment, SpongeBob.
Try not to ruin it.Copy !req
595. Fine, then.Copy !req
596. Go.Copy !req
597. I don't need you.Copy !req
598. You don't?Copy !req
599. Well, I don't need you!Copy !req
600. Well, I don't need you more!Copy !req
601. At least I don't live
in a fruit!Copy !req
602. At least I don't
have a conehead!Copy !req
603. At least I'm not square!
Square! Square!Copy !req
604. - Pink! Pink!
- Yellow!Copy !req
605. - Fine! Fine!
- Fine! Fine!Copy !req
606. - Fine!
- Fine!Copy !req
607. - Fine!
- We're out.Copy !req
608. Yeah!Copy !req
609. What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
610. Patrick's the brawn.Copy !req
611. There's no way we get
up that mountain without him.Copy !req
612. 'At that moment,
night falls.'Copy !req
613. The last night before the end.Copy !req
614. And as hysteria spreads
through our streets,Copy !req
615. many have begun to question
the government's abilityCopy !req
616. to handle this crisis.Copy !req
617. - Come on, what you got?
- Stop it!Copy !req
618. Don't believe the media.Copy !req
619. Everything is under control.Copy !req
620. Oh, tartar sauce, look!Copy !req
621. More boulders!Copy !req
622. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
623. Whoa!Copy !req
624. Whoa!Copy !req
625. SpongeBob...Copy !req
626. We can't give up now.Copy !req
627. 'Will SpongeBob save
Bikini Bottom?Copy !req
628. 'You will find out...Copy !req
629. 'after these messages.'Copy !req
630. Programs!
Get your programs!Copy !req
631. Help an old lady through college
by buying a program.Copy !req
632. There you go, dearie,
it's free for you.Copy !req
633. Programs! Can't tell the
characters without a program.Copy !req
634. Oh! Ha-ha! I made it!Copy !req
635. Yes! Ha-ha!Copy !req
636. They can't keep me out,
I'm Patrick the Pirate,Copy !req
637. SpongeBob's number one fan!Copy !req
638. You know, after they wouldn't
let me in because I'm a pirate,Copy !req
639. I wandered the streets,Copy !req
640. until I happened upon
a Pirate Dive Bar,Copy !req
641. and it was there,
talkin' to me fellow buccaneersCopy !req
642. that gave me the courage to
come back here with a message,Copy !req
643. on behalf of all victims
of pirate prejudice.Copy !req
644. In fact, I wrote
a protest song, ha-ha!Copy !req
645. Yeah! Got the sheet music
right here.Copy !req
646. Ooh, you brought your accordion,
isn't that convenient?Copy !req
647. Me friends from the dive bar!Copy !req
648. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
649. Everybody off the stage.Copy !req
650. No, you can't kick us out.Copy !req
651. We're making a stand,
am I right, boys? Avast ye!Copy !req
652. - Hey!
- Wait, what?Copy !req
653. There are no tyrants
allowed in here.Copy !req
654. No, I'm not leaving
till I see SpongeBob. Mm!Copy !req
655. - You got ten seconds, sir.
- OK, alright...Copy !req
656. - You got five seconds, sir.
- Can we talk about this?Copy !req
657. - You got one second, sir.
- Don't rush me!Copy !req
658. Alright, you lowlife,Copy !req
659. you'd better hold on
to your booty.Copy !req
660. OK, but I'll be back!Copy !req
661. - I'll be back!
- Come on!Copy !req
662. - I'll be back! I'll be back!
- Come on!Copy !req
663. 'Let us now
return to our story.Copy !req
664. 'It is the next morning,Copy !req
665. 'and we find ourselves
once again in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
666. 'Here we see SpongeBob,Copy !req
667. 'sound asleep
in his pineapple home.'Copy !req
668. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
669. Oh, Gary,
I had a terrible nightmare.Copy !req
670. I dreamed the end was coming
at sundown today,Copy !req
671. and Patrick abandoned me.Copy !req
672. Neither of which could ever
actually happen, of course.Copy !req
673. Good morning, Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
674. Our top story:Copy !req
675. The end is coming
at sundown today,Copy !req
676. and friends
are abandoning friends.Copy !req
677. So it wasn't a dream?Copy !req
678. Nooooooooooo...Copy !req
679. 'Ten minutes later...'Copy !req
680. oooooooooo...Copy !req
681. 'One hour later...'Copy !req
682. ooooooooo...Copy !req
683. 'Fifty years later...'Copy !req
684. ooooooooo...Copy !req
685. Meow?Copy !req
686. Oh, this?Copy !req
687. Comes right off.Copy !req
688. Meow.Copy !req
689. You're right.
I need to get moving.Copy !req
690. Sandy and I
have a mountain to climb.Copy !req
691. Meow.Copy !req
692. You need to be strong now, Gary.Copy !req
693. If I don't make it back,
and... I may not,Copy !req
694. you have to go on without me.Copy !req
695. Meow.Copy !req
696. And I carry you in mine, Gary.Copy !req
697. Always.Copy !req
698. Freeze!Copy !req
699. State your name!Copy !req
700. SpongeBob SquarePants.
You know me.Copy !req
701. Just following procedure, dude.Copy !req
702. Is that a jellyfish
on a stick?Copy !req
703. Don't make me zap you, bro.Copy !req
704. I've declared
a State of Emergency.Copy !req
705. You're either with me
or you're against me.Copy !req
706. Now move!Copy !req
707. Out of my way, SpongeBob,
I have a concert to organize!Copy !req
708. Clear off the road!Copy !req
709. I have a bender to go on!Copy !req
710. Blame the squirrel!Copy !req
711. Blame the squirrel!
Blame the squirrel!Copy !req
712. Blame the squirrel!Copy !req
713. Are they gone?Copy !req
714. Uh-huh!Copy !req
715. Then let's get moving
while the coast is clear.Copy !req
716. Do you have
the ingenious bubble deviceCopy !req
717. to stop the volcano?Copy !req
718. Took me all night,Copy !req
719. but it's ready.Copy !req
720. Will you look at that!Copy !req
721. The ingenious bubble device
to stop the volcano.Copy !req
722. Oh, I came up with a name, too:Copy !req
723. "The Erupter Interrupter".Copy !req
724. Very catchy.Copy !req
725. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
726. - Cos I wasn't sure.
- I think the rhyme is great.Copy !req
727. OK, enough yammering!Copy !req
728. Duty calls.Copy !req
729. To the mountain!Copy !req
730. Heroes, march!Copy !req
731. If they reach the top
and save the town,Copy !req
732. my whole hypnosis-in-the-escape
pod scheme will be ruined!Copy !req
733. And I still don't have
a plan to stop them.Copy !req
734. Well, Karen,
my evil genius is exhausted.Copy !req
735. Don't worry, Sheldon.Copy !req
736. I've got just the thing.Copy !req
737. My Avalanche Maker 3000!Copy !req
738. We can use it
to start a landslideCopy !req
739. that they'll never survive.Copy !req
740. Then Chumville, here we come!Copy !req
741. Oh, Karen.Copy !req
742. It's evil.
It's diabolical.Copy !req
743. It's lemon-scented.Copy !req
744. Gloat for me, baby.Copy !req
745. Mwahahaha...Copy !req
746. Mwahahaha!Copy !req
747. Ha...Copy !req
748. Alright, everyone clear out.Copy !req
749. This is a closed soundcheck
for the Electric Skates.Copy !req
750. The concert is this afternoon,
so why don't you go...Copy !req
751. Come back this afternoon.Copy !req
752. Are you ready to rock?Copy !req
753. Nice wail, whale!Copy !req
754. Really?
You heard me singing?Copy !req
755. - My daddy never hears me.
- You know what?Copy !req
756. We've been looking for a backup
singer to go on tour with us.Copy !req
757. I think we just found her.Copy !req
758. I'd follow you anywhere!Copy !req
759. - Will you sign my skateboard?
- Nah, but I'll ride it!Copy !req
760. Whooooah!Copy !req
761. Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.Copy !req
762. That was some soundcheck.Copy !req
763. Rock and roll!Copy !req
764. Hey!Copy !req
765. Given the great importance
of this concert,Copy !req
766. I've been thinking
about a special guest.Copy !req
767. I'd like to suggest myself.Copy !req
768. You? No way.Copy !req
769. That reminds me.Copy !req
770. We have a rider.Copy !req
771. My leg!Copy !req
772. "Two pounds of seahorse radish.Copy !req
773. "Three cases of kelp juice.Copy !req
774. "Nineteen assorted
shiny objects."Copy !req
775. - Whoa!
- Yeah, there's no wayCopy !req
776. I can possibly
get all of this for you.Copy !req
777. Look man,
we'll make you a deal.Copy !req
778. You get us what we want,
we'll let you open for us.Copy !req
779. - Really? You mean it?
- Sure, Pillword.Copy !req
780. Oh, actually, it's Squidward.Copy !req
781. Catch ya on the flip side,
Swillbird.Copy !req
782. - No, it's Squidward.
- Rock and roll!Copy !req
783. Oh, forget it!Copy !req
784. So...Copy !req
785. it all comes down to this.Copy !req
786. "Three cases of kelp juice.Copy !req
787. "Five quarts of..."Copy !req
788. 'Let us now
journey to Mount Humongous,Copy !req
789. 'towering above Bikini BottomCopy !req
790. 'in all its great
and fearsome majesty.'Copy !req
791. When you get right up to it,
it looks even taller.Copy !req
792. It sure does.Copy !req
793. Alright, SpongeBob, it's time
to climb this here mountain.Copy !req
794. Hey, check out this sign.Copy !req
795. "Voted Most Likely to Kill You,
Seven Years in a Row."Copy !req
796. I can't do this...Copy !req
797. I can't do this!Copy !req
798. Snap out of it.Copy !req
799. I'm scared, too,
but we have to keep going.Copy !req
800. Just remember the number one
rule of Ka-ra-tay.Copy !req
801. "Let not the sands of time
seep into your shorts,Copy !req
802. "for it shall chafe."Copy !req
803. Sorry, meant rule number two.Copy !req
804. "Keep your mind clear,
your spirit strong,Copy !req
805. "and your hands free."Copy !req
806. What are you doing, Sandy?Copy !req
807. Ground so far below...Copy !req
808. Sponge so high above...Copy !req
809. Follow me!Copy !req
810. Grab my hand!Copy !req
811. I can't reach, Sandy!Copy !req
812. Whoo!Copy !req
813. SpongeBob!Copy !req
814. Sandy!Copy !req
815. SpongeBob, where are you?Copy !req
816. I don't know,Copy !req
817. but it's really dark!Copy !req
818. Hold on, I'll find you!Copy !req
819. Sandy?Copy !req
820. SpongeBob?Copy !req
821. Sandy?Copy !req
822. Oh!Copy !req
823. - Oh!Copy !req
824. Hey! Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
825. Woaaaah!Copy !req
826. - Uh, SpongeBob?
- Yes, uh, Sandy?Copy !req
827. We're only halfway.Copy !req
828. Are we going
to be doing this all day?Copy !req
829. - Yes!
- I have a better idea.Copy !req
830. We should head back to my rock.Copy !req
831. I got a great couch there.
It can stretch.Copy !req
832. - We don't have time for that.
- OK.Copy !req
833. We could go
jellyfishing.Copy !req
834. That was SpongeBob
and my's favorite hobby.Copy !req
835. Once we caught
this great, big one, and...Copy !req
836. Oh, We had a time.Copy !req
837. No! You have a mission,
O Guru.Copy !req
838. You have followers.Copy !req
839. What else do you need?Copy !req
840. What else do I need?Copy !req
841. Come on, SpongeBob!Copy !req
842. This mountain
won't climb itself!Copy !req
843. You know what, guys?Copy !req
844. Maybe I can save you...
but this isn't how.Copy !req
845. The guru's gotta go.Copy !req
846. Done!Copy !req
847. And just in time.Copy !req
848. You know what to do.Copy !req
849. There you are, Billherd.
How's it going with the rider?Copy !req
850. Oh, I got everything
except the seahorse radish:Copy !req
851. it's out of season.Copy !req
852. - Now, I'd love to have...
- Wait!Copy !req
853. Did you say
no seahorse radish?Copy !req
854. Man, you got a radish problem.Copy !req
855. - I can quit anytime I want.
- Gentlemen, please...Copy !req
856. Listen Millnerd,Copy !req
857. there's no way
you're opening for us today.Copy !req
858. Ah, but I got
all of this for you!Copy !req
859. Oh, don't make me beg.Copy !req
860. Seems like you're begging
already, Four Legs.Copy !req
861. Yeah.
You are such a loser.Copy !req
862. What did you just call me?Copy !req
863. Loser!Copy !req
864. Oh, no no no no...Copy !req
865. I... am not a loser.Copy !req
866. You're the loser.Copy !req
867. Loser! Loser!Copy !req
868. Loser...!Copy !req
869. I can't work like this.Copy !req
870. We quit! Loser!Copy !req
871. Loser!Copy !req
872. Fine! Go!
Good riddance!Copy !req
873. Don't let the kelp hit you
on the way out!Copy !req
874. No, wait a minute,
that's a triple negative.Copy !req
875. You can't not see nobody,Copy !req
876. because I'm not nobody...Copy !req
877. which can't not be seen.Copy !req
878. Let me start over.Copy !req
879. Maybe I am a loser.Copy !req
880. Huh?Copy !req
881. I'm not?Copy !req
882. I'm not a loser!Copy !req
883. Clarinet solo!Copy !req
884. Look at me now, Mama!Copy !req
885. Yes!Copy !req
886. Argh!Copy !req
887. Hey!Copy !req
888. Come back.Copy !req
889. Alone.Copy !req
890. With one hour left
on the Doomsday Clock,Copy !req
891. the benefit concert
is about to begin.Copy !req
892. Our phone lines are now open.Copy !req
893. It's up to you,
our viewers across the ocean.Copy !req
894. We need your donations
to pay for the escape podCopy !req
895. and get out before the volcano
blows us to oblivion!Copy !req
896. And there,
you can see them now,Copy !req
897. the citizens of Bikini Bottom,
led by the MayorCopy !req
898. through the streets
of our beleaguered town,Copy !req
899. on the way to the bandshell.Copy !req
900. It is a truly historic exodus.Copy !req
901. Alright, alright,
that's enough.Copy !req
902. Luggage there,
escape pod will go here!Copy !req
903. Where's the band?Copy !req
904. - They should be here!
- Oh, they quit.Copy !req
905. - What?
- Artistic differences.Copy !req
906. They left me behind?Copy !req
907. But he said
I could go on tour with them!Copy !req
908. What?
You were going to run away?Copy !req
909. Pearl Krabs!Copy !req
910. If we survive,
you are grounded.Copy !req
911. I'm sorry if that sounds
cold-blooded, but I am.Copy !req
912. We won't survive!Copy !req
913. Without the band, we'll never
raise enough money for the pod.Copy !req
914. Oh, no! Not again!Copy !req
915. It's another boulder!Copy !req
916. Everyone stay calm!Copy !req
917. No! No!Copy !req
918. No!Copy !req
919. No!Copy !req
920. Nooooo!Copy !req
921. Ooh!Copy !req
922. Ooh!Copy !req
923. Ooh!Copy !req
924. This is the government's fault!Copy !req
925. This is the media's fault!Copy !req
926. It's your fault!Copy !req
927. 'Meanwhile,Copy !req
928. 'high on the treacherous slope
of Mount Humongous,Copy !req
929. 'SpongeBob and Sandy are
ze only hope for Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
930. 'Will they reach the topCopy !req
931. 'before Plankton and Karen
can stop them?Copy !req
932. 'Zut alors!Copy !req
933. 'It is a race against time.'Copy !req
934. It's a race against time,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
935. Remember what I told ya:Copy !req
936. don't stop till you drop.Copy !req
937. Yeah,
let's definitely not drop.Copy !req
938. We got this.Copy !req
939. Eyes on the prize.Copy !req
940. Is it just me or is it getting
kinda toasty up here?Copy !req
941. I'm sweatin' like a snowman
in a steam room.Copy !req
942. We're almost at the top,
come on!Copy !req
943. Alright, now's our chance.Copy !req
944. Let's do this. Goodbye.Copy !req
945. - Ready.
- Aim.Copy !req
946. Fire!Copy !req
947. Sandy, do you hear that?Copy !req
948. It's an avalanche!Copy !req
949. Ooh!Copy !req
950. Uh! Ooh! Uh...!Copy !req
951. I'm slipping!Copy !req
952. I've got you!Copy !req
953. Uh... Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
954. I think this is goodbye, Sandy.Copy !req
955. These are my last words.Copy !req
956. No, SpongeBob, please!Copy !req
957. Look over there!Copy !req
958. Those are your last words?Copy !req
959. No! It's Patrick!Copy !req
960. And he has your jetpack!Copy !req
961. I'll save you!Copy !req
962. - SpooooongeBoooooob!
- Paaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiick!Copy !req
963. You came back!Copy !req
964. Of course I did.Copy !req
965. I hope it's OK
I borrowed your invention.Copy !req
966. Mi jetpack es su jetpack.Copy !req
967. Aw! I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
968. I realized something today,
buddy.Copy !req
969. The total devotion of adoring
masses is pretty awesome,Copy !req
970. but they're not really
there for me.Copy !req
971. Not like you are.Copy !req
972. Hey, we're BFFs.Copy !req
973. Being there for each other
is what we do.Copy !req
974. We're best friends
and this is the friend dance!Copy !req
975. We're best friends and this is
the friend dance!Copy !req
976. - We're best friends...
- This is real sweet,Copy !req
977. but the town's gonna be toast
if we don't hurry up.Copy !req
978. Alright.Copy !req
979. Team, let's move!Copy !req
980. Boys, we have a problem.Copy !req
981. We do?Copy !req
982. Oh, you meanCopy !req
983. this giant unclimbable
volcano mouth of doom.Copy !req
984. No way can I fit
through those squeezes.Copy !req
985. Oh, me neither.Copy !req
986. But I bet you could,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
987. Done gone it, that's right!Copy !req
988. You can squeeze
through anything.Copy !req
989. Look at that thing!Copy !req
990. I can't do this.Copy !req
991. Mr. Krabs was right:Copy !req
992. - I'm just a simple sponge.
- No!Copy !req
993. Remember when we were
stuck insideCopy !req
994. - and there was nothing on TV?
- Yeah?Copy !req
995. I thought it was
an epic life-ending disaster,Copy !req
996. but you got me through it.
You always see the bright side.Copy !req
997. And you never give up.Copy !req
998. When I was ready
to bail on y'all,Copy !req
999. you kept me going.Copy !req
1000. That's what you bring
to the team, SpongeBob.Copy !req
1001. Management skills.Copy !req
1002. - Really?
- You are manager material.Copy !req
1003. And you can do this.Copy !req
1004. Give me the Erupter Interrupter.Copy !req
1005. Whoo! I'm here!Copy !req
1006. And it's really, really hot.Copy !req
1007. - Throw it in!
- On the count of three.Copy !req
1008. - One, two...
- Wait!Copy !req
1009. on three or after three?Copy !req
1010. I don't get the question.Copy !req
1011. Like, "One, two, three,"
or "One, two, three, uh!"Copy !req
1012. One, two, three, uh,
right?Copy !req
1013. Yeah.
One, two, three, uh!Copy !req
1014. Got it.Copy !req
1015. One, two, three, uh!Copy !req
1016. Now we wait until sundown
and hope that it works.Copy !req
1017. "Hope"?Copy !req
1018. What do you mean, "hope"?Copy !req
1019. I think my calculations
are right,Copy !req
1020. but as they say in Texas,
the proof is in the cowpie.Copy !req
1021. I love pie.Copy !req
1022. We'll know for sure
in ten minutes.Copy !req
1023. Hey, what's that sound?Copy !req
1024. It's coming from down there.Copy !req
1025. They're all attacking
each other!Copy !req
1026. That was the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
1027. Volcano or not,Copy !req
1028. Bikini Bottom's
gonna destroy itself.Copy !req
1029. 'It's a big finale
of "SpongeBob the Musical",Copy !req
1030. 'live on stage. Next!'Copy !req
1031. If we don't stop this,Copy !req
1032. Bikini Bottom's not going
to last ten more minutes.Copy !req
1033. But it'll take hours
to climb down.Copy !req
1034. Guys, I have an idea.Copy !req
1035. We could roll down.
It might hurt a little.Copy !req
1036. - I have an idea.
- If we tuck in our heads...Copy !req
1037. Pay attention to me!Copy !req
1038. This jetpack,
it has a parachute.Copy !req
1039. - Of course!
- See?Copy !req
1040. My ideas are worth
listening to.Copy !req
1041. You can say that again.Copy !req
1042. - See? My ideas are...
- OK, boys!Copy !req
1043. Let's do this thing!Copy !req
1044. Us, go!Copy !req
1045. Stoooooooop!Copy !req
1046. What are you doing?Copy !req
1047. Is that a rhetorical question?Copy !req
1048. Quick, everyone!Copy !req
1049. Those fools perished
in an avalanche!Copy !req
1050. We have to get
into the escape pod now.Copy !req
1051. Honey.
They're alive.Copy !req
1052. - They are?
- Yes, we are.Copy !req
1053. But thanks for worrying
about our safety, Plankton.Copy !req
1054. Seems you're the only one
with some decency left.Copy !req
1055. We made it to the topCopy !req
1056. and dropped the bubble device
into the volcano.Copy !req
1057. In seven minutes,
we'll know if we saved the town.Copy !req
1058. But if you keep going like this,
it won't matter either way.Copy !req
1059. There won't be anything left
to save!Copy !req
1060. Deep thoughts, SpongeBob,
but...Copy !req
1061. I'm not finiiiiiished!Copy !req
1062. At a time like this,
we should be coming together.Copy !req
1063. Instead, you're all looking
for someone to blameCopy !req
1064. or to follow...Copy !req
1065. to exploit or control.Copy !req
1066. You're all so scared
for yourselvesCopy !req
1067. that you're turning
against each other.Copy !req
1068. That's just as dangerous
as any volcano.Copy !req
1069. It doesn't have to be like this.Copy !req
1070. We might only have
seven minutes left,Copy !req
1071. but we could make them
the best seven minutes ever.Copy !req
1072. How?Copy !req
1073. The whole town is in ruins!Copy !req
1074. Like I said before, SpongeBob:Copy !req
1075. the world's a horrible placeCopy !req
1076. filled with fear,
suffering and despair.Copy !req
1077. And you didn't believe me.Copy !req
1078. I still don't.Copy !req
1079. Just look at the sun.Copy !req
1080. It's still shining.Copy !req
1081. Look at the kelp.Copy !req
1082. It's still...Copy !req
1083. kelp-y.Copy !req
1084. Look at us.Copy !req
1085. We still have each other.Copy !req
1086. There's one minute left.Copy !req
1087. The sun's about to set.Copy !req
1088. Come on,
Erupter Interrupter.Copy !req
1089. Come on.Copy !req
1090. Five...Copy !req
1091. Four...Copy !req
1092. Three...Copy !req
1093. Two...Copy !req
1094. It didn't erupt.Copy !req
1095. Look... Sandy.Copy !req
1096. Bubbles.Copy !req
1097. It worked,Copy !req
1098. just how you said.Copy !req
1099. You did this?Copy !req
1100. We did.Copy !req
1101. Thank you.Copy !req
1102. This just in -Copy !req
1103. Bikini Bottom is saved!Copy !req
1104. I should apologize
for my flagrant abuses of power.Copy !req
1105. - Mistakes were made.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1106. Like your avalanche idea,
for one.Copy !req
1107. Unbelievable, Sheldon.Copy !req
1108. Yes, it's so wrong,Copy !req
1109. but I wanted to finally
get lucky with one evil scheme!Copy !req
1110. They all heard me say that,
didn't they?Copy !req
1111. I knew this was
one of your schemes,Copy !req
1112. you lousy...Copy !req
1113. How dare you call me a...?Copy !req
1114. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1115. We have to work together now,
to rebuild our home.Copy !req
1116. Alright.Copy !req
1117. You know...Copy !req
1118. I was wrong about you, boy.Copy !req
1119. I think you could be
manager someday.Copy !req
1120. Told you.Copy !req
1121. I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready!Copy !req
1122. At the same salary,
of course.Copy !req
1123. We should celebrate!Copy !req
1124. Let's have the concert!Copy !req
1125. We don't need some boy band
to rock for us.Copy !req
1126. We can do it ourselves.Copy !req
1127. Pearlie, I had no idea
you could sing.Copy !req
1128. Yo, count me in!Copy !req
1129. Me too! I play
a mean glockenspiel.Copy !req
1130. Ooh, ooh, is mayonnaise
an instrument?Copy !req
1131. Squidward, you'll be
on clarinet, of course.Copy !req
1132. You want me to perform?Copy !req
1133. Mama!
My moment has come!Copy !req
1134. How about you, Sandy?Copy !req
1135. Oh, I think it's time
I push on from here.Copy !req
1136. Find someplace
I'm a little more welcome.Copy !req
1137. Wait.Copy !req
1138. The Bikini Bottom Way says,
"All are welcome here."Copy !req
1139. That should mean you, too.Copy !req
1140. Appreciate that.Copy !req
1141. But I'm not sure
I can trust y'all again.Copy !req
1142. They need it, Sandy.Copy !req
1143. Give us another chance.Copy !req
1144. Please?Copy !req
1145. This is your home.Copy !req
1146. It's where your team is.Copy !req
1147. Well, someone get me a guitar!Copy !req
1148. Everybody,
places for the concert!Copy !req
1149. - Ugh.Copy !req
1150. Is this thing on?Copy !req
1151. - Ooh!Copy !req
1152. Thank you, Maestro.Copy !req
1153. Are you ready to rock?Copy !req
1154. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
1155. I told you I'd be back!Copy !req
1156. Ooh! And there you are!Copy !req
1157. - Three...
- Four...Copy !req
1158. Meow!Copy !req